Rooster Teeth Podcast - Jessica Nigri Eats Lemons - #476
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Hello everyone welcome to the Roosteef podcast this week brought to you by blue apron movement and square space square space. All we love. I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. Sugar baby.
I'm just go. I'm very.
Before we got Gavin to agree to be my sugar baby for $5,400 a month.
That's a good record.
I think it's good for me.
It's a great deal for me.
I'm going to do so much for a 50.
Well, I don't know. I'm proud of you so much.
You can legally make me do and be stuff to pay me.
That's pretty good.
That's true.
Is it like an never ending relationship?
Once it begins?
I thought that's what you guys were already in
and never ending relationship.
That's true.
It's just double employment.
Now you're pulling two paychecks.
So before we get too far down the rabbit hole,
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So you finally do it?
What?
Like an announcement?
I don't know what you're on about.
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If you're in Austin or thinking about coming to visit,
think about coming around that time.
Well, hang out.
Think about coming to visit.
No, we won't hang out.
You'll see.
What are you about Amazon?
Potentially bringing their second headquarters here.
I like the idea.
I like the idea of Amazon being here.
I don't know if I like the idea of whatever
bajillion people move in.
It's only 50,000.
It's literally happening though.
We already have the same day.
Are they being held?
We already have the same day delivery.
How much cooking can they get?
Have you heard about the news they have?
How does it help me?
What's the news they have?
They have a store with no cashiers.
Is that the book?
They have that in a viral video.
Amazon Go. They just opened the store today in Seattle, where it's like you scan a QR
code from an app on your phone when you walk in and cameras everywhere watch what you pick
up off the shelves and put in your bag.
Blackmail, we're all going to die.
Automatically charged.
You don't have to deal with anyone.
This is like a dream store for me.
You have to interact with anybody. It's like this dream store for me. You have to interact with anybody.
It's like this, this, this.
How many people go there?
I mean, how many people was it?
They said they have attendance.
Like people are like a baby.
A people come to the floor.
It's not gonna clean itself up.
Not right.
They said they still have people.
If you have questions or need help with anything.
No, the idea of the situation is just having people
drop stuff off what?
Yeah, well, he's so anti-social.
I think a lot of people are though.
But then when he gets,
you know, delivery, but special instructions. Yeah, he says don't knock at the door, just leave it
in my doorstep. Same. I got that idea from him. I don't have to talk to people.
Are you kind of trying to make money? If you're in VR, you don't want anyone bothering you
and ruining your immersion, man. Like, what you're doing? You guys do in VR chat all the time?
Yes. What's the obsession with this?
It's amazing.
You can hang out with people,
we don't have to hang out with people.
You can be a 47 year old man and be a tiny lolly girl.
But why'd you want to hang out with a tiny lolly girl
that's a 74 year old man?
Don't ask questions.
You said 47.
Why did you put the age on that?
You put that if you want to be?
No, yeah, that's great.
It's good waiting for you to be ready.
Oh, there you go.
I can have competition.
You can have a sugar lolly. That's probably wrong. That's we run. Oh, there you go. I get up to competition.
You get a sugar lolly.
That's probably wrong.
I did see a video.
There was a video posted the other day about,
I didn't watch the whole way through,
but I saw the premise of it,
and I assume that's the way it worked out.
It was one of the avatars fell over.
Oh, yeah.
And was having a seizure.
And then they realized the person was having a seizure.
And they all gather around and were trying to talk them, talk to them
too. And it was like, they were people in a virtual environment watching someone have potentially
a life threatening event in the real world, but they didn't know how to get to the person.
It was a weird, it was almost like, it was almost like something out of ready player one,
because it was so many licensed characters, yeah, standing around looking at this.
I'm like, and that's like, and that's like, no, not sure. And that dog's coming in and be like,
guys, back off, get out of the way.
That's what one of the people started saying was like,
oh, back up, back up, y'all need to give him room.
It's like, well, you're in virtual reality.
It kind of feels though, people will come up
and though, like, people will touch,
like they'll go up and,
could I have an avatar with really big eyes?
And people will come up and they'll like hug me,
but they'll touch here and I'll feel it in real life.
And my brain will just be like,
whoa, bro, get off, you know?
But then like at what point is it like actually touching you?
Or is that consent?
Is it like,
yeah, can you reality?
Can you block people in your cat like,
it's amazing.
They're just block them if they come in and they're trolling
and then they just disappear
and they can't see you either.
So it's just,
so you just invisible and it's like,
it's like, what?
Someone comes in the hongs on your eyes a lot.
You can't get out. Yeah, I can be can get out or just wait a little bit longer.
Enjoy it.
And then block.
It's up to you.
You're discretion.
At any point in time, you can revoke consent and get out of it.
Okay, I'm done.
I'm out.
So, or like a little knuckles brigades come through and then.
You got a knuckles.
Is it over yet?
I think it's dead, but people are gonna, yeah.
Beat that horse.
It seems like there's the lifespan for a meme.
It's like a week.
It's based on how bright it burns too, right?
I mean, if this one came up super fast.
That burns so quickly.
It was amazing though.
It was pretty cool.
Like if you went to this one place in VRT,
you could literally go in like a girl avatar
and you would walk up and they'd be like,
queen and you'd be like,
I feel really good today.
I'm sure you must have been for queen many times.
It was great, but then if they think
that you're the fake queen, they spit on you.
That's pretty great too.
It's so complicated.
I was trying to explain to Patrick Matthews the other day
like how the hierarchy works.
It's amazing.
You're the queen or you're not queen, that's it.
I forgot we have some other.
We have a lot of stuff today.
We have a lot of stuff. We have some other guests.
We have some other guests.
Sorry Jessica, it's not an excuse.
Jessica is our primary guest.
No, no, no.
On the counter.
No.
But we have a number of different things today.
Number of different things.
We actually have action packed.
We even should have a really interesting post show.
Yes.
We'll close the link for first member. We'll find out about that. We actually have a really interesting post show
First members we'll find out about that but some of you may remember a few weeks ago on red it Maybe a month and a half ago at this point. It's been a while
There's these two guys and they had a bucket list that went viral and they're on this adventure
to complete
One of their bucket list Chris is here with us and his friend Dylan.
And why don't you guys tell us a little bit about this.
Like tell us about the project
and how you guys went viral and all that stuff.
Well, it was really a lot of his help.
I was not in the mindset of,
let's make this a viral thing
that everybody can enjoy with me.
I was just kind of trying to enjoy my life
at the first part of it.
And he was just like, let's document this
because if you unfortunately pass,
there's a year of your documented fun having experience
and everybody gets to see that.
And if not, then it's still raising awareness to people
and we need to document this and make it a thing.
So we put a first video out on YouTube, it took me like eight hours to try and say three
lines.
It was terrible.
And it started just one hour, it was at like 10,000 views, check another hour, it's at
30,000, another another another hour at 60,000, and then just got to 300,000 and trending
on YouTube.
And it was, it was wild.
All of a sudden, we have thousands of emails
and just everywhere, Twitter, YouTube, Facebook,
just blew up and I was, I was not ready.
He kept saying the entire time, 5,000 views.
We're gonna crush 5,000 views.
And now we have 10,000 subscribers in two months.
Oh, that's awesome.
Yeah.
And a Patreon, and every single page.
And we have over 200 Patreons, which is magnificent.
Like, we never expected this much show of force from everyone.
And it's just, it absolutely blows me away.
It's just, I was not ready for the show of force from everyone.
And so I really, interesting getting to know you guys in person
because I felt like I first got to know you through the comments section
because people were sending me the link to the video saying,
you should check this out, you should check this out.
And you're talking about not being able to say three lines,
you're very nervous.
I appreciate you being on mic because I know
it's not really something you look forward to,
but in the comments, Dylan, you caught a little bit of flack
for talking the most for Chris.
And then Chris, you came in and defended him and said,
you know, no, I just, I don't like to talk on camera.
Yeah, I'm off.
I'm sweating bullets right now.
I'm like, yeah, so especially right now. So, especially the first
day of he's telling me 5,000 people are going to see a video with me in it. That's too much
for me. Let alone 300,000 when I was like, wow, people actually kind of carrots. It's really
great. That's wild, doesn't it? Oh, yeah. It's it's unlike anything I got to say I've experienced
before. If it makes you any less nervous, there's probably more than that watching you live right now at this moment.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Don't worry about it.
Okay.
Yeah, it's one of those things too.
It's like, we've been doing this for a while,
but that, I would say that feeling never really stops either.
It's like, really just when people watch your videos,
it's still this amazingly cool feeling.
Gab, you just had a, you had a couple different miles on.
And you had that video that blew up last week,
and then you just hit 10 million subs on YouTube, right?
Yeah, just congrats to Gavin for 10 million subs, man.
Thanks man.
Diamond.
Asshole.
Got the 10 million before we did.
Yeah, I'm on that one too, though.
What's that?
I'm on that one as well.
Yeah, we'll work harder than fuckers.
Why does Moonlight being giggling?
Can I say I'm part of slow-mo, guys?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Who has banned in a slow- slow mo guys video from here?
rise mungla
It's picked him before me. He had the dog. He had the dog. All right. Look a dog. Well, can you get a Bernie and slow mo to?
Oh, when I'm a good baby so much
I'll show you some videos on his phone later, but you guys had in addition you guys came down to Austin
Can you say what you did some other stuff in Austin?
Can you say what that is?
Yeah, so we luckily we got a hotel donated to us,
which was fabulous.
You got a whole hotel?
That's awesome.
Yeah, yeah.
And yeah, we got to meet up with Matt from Demolition Ranch,
which was really cool.
He was a really amazing guy.
He wanted to just be a part of what we were doing so much.
And that was actually a really big shock.
To me, I'm just a normal guy and everyone keeps saying,
I'm inspirational and it just, it means a lot.
I'm, to me, I'm just plain old dude
and just be out and have all these people.
And you guys, you know, want to at least hear my story
is just something wonderful to me,
something I never thought I would experience in life.
It's a super inspirational story.
I mean, people love to watch other people take control of their life and do something amazing,
especially when you're in the middle of a crisis.
And you have the ability to go and do that and take your children life.
Yeah, it's really inspiring to watch.
And I'm one of those people who was inspired by it.
I appreciate it.
Yeah.
And then we did another thing on their bucket list that we attempted last night was...
The Lord of the Rings trilogy, back to back to back.
We only got through two of them.
Yeah. Yeah.
And that ended at like 11 30 at night.
So right.
We did our best to try to get through them.
So yeah.
And you guys had an amazing appearance of Peter Jackson that left me a video.
And I was really touched by that.
I was not here fellow countrymen, sir Peter Jackson recorded an intro for him.
And and said he's never watched the movies himself
back to back and he was giving Chris.
Wait, Peter Jackson's never watched the movie back to back.
No, he's never, he's never been able to do it.
Oh, well, you have to lift them back to back.
Oh, my God.
I'm so serious.
I'm so serious.
I'm so serious.
So you're seeing them all 20,000 times.
So what made you guys cool it?
It was just getting late and with today was an early day too.
So we just, you know, it was 11, 30.
We could only get this screening room at four o'clock
and they had some stuff they had to do in the morning.
So it just seemed like everybody was, you know.
Did you do the regular or extended?
What are you kidding me?
We had to do the regular.
I think we did the extended.
Oh, well the second one's the best one, right?
It's like 15 hours.
I think it's right now, too.
And I believe.
I know.
It'll be the best 15 hours of your life.
Yeah.
Oh, good.
Yeah.
Want to hold moment?
Yeah, buddy.
Fellowship of the ring is almost 20 years old.
It is, it was, it was, it was, it was released in 2001.
It is now 17 years old.
How old the month?
Almost a generation ago.
So Harry Potter is the same then.
Yeah.
Harry Potter's some stuff in there.
What did you guys think though?
Did it hold up?
I mean did you see it for the first time?
You had seen the Hobbit and everything right?
Yeah I have seen Lord of the Rings but just here and there
just because it's such a long movie
I'd never seen it you know even close to like watching it
one day, one day, one day I just, that's a lot.
And he has never seen it in general at all.
Yeah and you mentioned that it came out it's like 17 years old.
I'm 19 so that was a really weird perspective because
it's like, you know, it's older than us.
I know.
What's happening?
It's so old.
I'm slipping through my fingers.
I know, right?
It happens more and more.
By the way, is it like, yeah, it's crazy?
Was it someone who mentioned the troll face?
Do you guys remember that like relic of a meme,
the troll face?
And I was like,
troll face?
That was when I was in high school with.
I found a bunch of old, uh,
law cats like invisible sandwich.
I was like, I haven't seen that in at least like 10 years.
Oh my gosh.
That stuff just gets lost.
What's another moment that you had like that
that you realized, oh my gosh, how much time has passed?
I had a really embarrassing one today actually.
This is a weird thing to say.
I have an intern that's working with me.
Really?
Well, Brandon, he's been here a while.
Give him some credit.
And my intern is 21.
And I was talking to him and I was like,
yeah, you know, when I moved to Austin 20 years ago,
I was like, wait a minute.
But you were one when that happened.
Like a baby.
And I was like, what the fuck?
Like this guy can legally drink.
You could have like bust down his door as he was an infant,
but like you're to be working for me in 20 years,
close the door.
That's what we're doing.
It could be super fucked up.
For me, the big thing is, and this is older than both of you,
I guess, what year were you guys born?
97. 97 and 98. Okay, maybe not. You is older than both of you, I guess, what year were you guys born?
98.
97.98.
Okay, maybe not.
You could have watched it when you were like six months old.
But I found out somebody pointed out to me
that they're an episode of the Seinfeld series.
They never made one in the 2000s.
They stopped the show before that.
So.
They stopped like early 98, May 98?
I think so.
So you were born off the Ross and Rachel Brokehead.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. That must were born after Ross and Rachel Broke. Yeah, yeah.
That must have been hugely impactful.
It's for Ross.
Well, so there's also something you guys are working on
for the future.
You got a big date coming up.
So why don't you explain to all of us that
because I think there's a little bit of misconceptions
about what you guys are pushing for as well.
Wanna clear some of those up?
I just wanted to say thank you to all you guys
because when Chris called me and he told
me that he had a year to live, one thing the reason we started all of this was to document
who he was.
And for me, I've known him since fourth grade.
And so it was important to me to have basically a photo book of who he was.
And now we have a YouTube channel and we're even able to do all of these amazing things.
So I just want to say thanks to everybody in the community, all of you, because now, without saying too much,
there's going to be some RIT content with Chris in it.
And that is incredible.
And it's just amazing to have so much support.
And then, yeah, so Chris has leukemia.
And basically, the way we solve that
is a bone marrow donor.
And one of the things on the bucket list
is to break a world record. So on March 1st, on the bucket list is to break a world record.
So on March 1st, we are going to attempt to break the world record for the most amount of bone
marrow donor signups in one day on our website. And our website is onelistonelife.com. But we're
going to try and break the world record. And we have some lemons today, which is kind of relevant
to that. Chris is weird, and he came up with the idea that he wanted to bite into lemons,
and that was just kind of the idea.
And we were trying to figure out
how to tie that into the world record.
But basically we came to the idea
of lemons for leukemia,
and we're trying to make a social challenge
where people can kind of realize
when life hands you lemons,
how do you make the lemonade?
And that's what it's all about,
making the lemonade in a creative way
while raising awareness for our attempt to break the world record. So, like today, Aaron Marquis,
he stomped on it in the kitchen, Barbara bit into it. It was not good. And some really awesome things
like that. So the challenge, we're launching that and we're just trying to raise awareness for what
we're trying to do, trying to inspire other people. And of course, from my perspective, you know, trying to save my best friend.
And for me, it's, it's really more important that we raise the awareness for bone marrow
donation because people hear all the times about blood drives.
There's blood drives at high school, everywhere.
People's works, but not necessarily as much for bone marrow because that's even more important
other what's makes, that's what makes the blood.
So if I can raise the awareness that a national,
if not even a global level,
to raise the awareness for bone marrow donation,
and unfortunately I don't get saved,
that is a life worth lived because if I can make it
something in people's minds that,
oh yeah, I should donate bone marrow,
and it can hopefully save other people,
then that's everything. Signing up to be a donor is super easy.
I feel bad saying this, but our website is one list, onelife.com.
I'm sorry about that, but on our website, we have details on basically.
How to do it, yeah.
It's a cheek swab, which a lot of people don't realize.
Right, I think that's the misconception.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
You don't get any blood drawn or anything.
Yeah, you literally go on a website, type in your information, your age, your address,
because they need to send it to you. It's free. They send you a cheek swab and a little tube,
and you literally swab it, who? Send it back, and they'll let you know, you know, if you can say
someone's life, that's super invasive. I had no idea. Yeah, right. I just learned something
right now. We were talking about it dinner the other night, and there was somebody who thought
it was way more invasive than that. And so, it'd be clear, Chris, for yourself or someone else in your situation,
finding a match is absolutely critical, right? That is a difficult part.
It is literally the difference between life and death. Because right now, I'm just on a
year timer. I have until, you know, my body just succeeds to cancer, English words. And so,
that's my timer right now. And obviously, if I get a bone marrow
donation, it prolongs it because my leukemia makes really bad white blood cells that like
attacks the body. And eventually when it gets really aggressive, and it will literally
attack my own hemoglobin red blood cells and everything and just kill me off. And so
the bone marrow transplant, you know, it switches that white blood cells to good healthy ones that can actually
help my body and not just attack me.
So that's the whole reason for the bone marrow
is because, you know, the white blood cells
are kind of bad right now.
And I need new good ones through someone's good bone marrow.
And you just gotta find that person.
Yeah.
And this would be a good way to be able to find that.
So we can get as many people as we can on March 1st
March 1st and the goal is just to go to your website and then sign up for a kit on that day specifically or is it by that day?
On that day specifically, yeah, but you know if you can't remember to do that March 1st. Just doing it in general
Yeah, yeah, still doing it in general saves lives. Yeah, we're just trying to hopefully break a world record and that can hopefully show people as well.
Like, oh, I didn't know there was even a world record for bone marrow donations. And so if we can do that, that would be absolutely fabulous.
So, all right. Well, so you want to throw me one of those lemons.
I'll have a gap in Iroganic. I see here on Twitter at his a Catherine's asking, can you donate bone marrow if you're anemic?
So I looked it up and I guess the requirements for blood and bone marrow donation are very different.
And if you're anemic, you still can donate marrow.
So yes, you still can.
And I decided to look up world records regarding lemons.
Yeah, can you feel a lemon like an orange one? The fastest time to peel any three lemons is 28.5 minutes?
Is that right?
Minus?
How many?
20.5 seconds.
Wait.
Do you want to do it too, Gus?
Yeah, well, hopefully.
Oh, hell.
Yeah, so the challenge is lemons for leukemia.
And it's just a lot of people don't realize the bone marrow
can save so many lives.
This is going to be ripped the rest of the podcast.
Not the ability to talk.
Do you remember I was telling them about the M-berries.
Remember those?
Oh yeah.
We did it on the podcast.
The magic berries that change the taste of stuff, right?
Wait, are we just peeling now then?
I'm gonna try to eat my like an orange.
So when life hands you lemons,
how do you make the lemonade?
Fuck me.
Yeah, it's just up to the people.
Like that, sorry?
When life hands you lemons, you know, it's up to whoever
to get creative on how to make the lemonade.
When life handed me, you know, the lemon of cancer,
I decided to make the lemonade and a bucket list
and go and enjoy my life because you can't let the cancer win.
And that let now enjoy your life and
to the bone marrow screening challenge.
So hopefully you can get as many people as possible to do this.
So you guys have a solution or have you guys looked into like for people who are
international and how they can do it.
Yeah, there are, there's national registries or global registries at different
one like Germany is a really big supporter of us.
Surprisingly, and they have their own registry and they're all in contact with
be the match.
I went to Stanford Medical University and they contact literally every single
country's bone marrow registry like they are really looking wicked
All right, we're just squeezing here's just you ready to bite
I'm going I'm going in
I like it. You really don't get into like yeah, don't get in your eyes. Wait, go in. Oh, that's going to go in your eyes.
Oh, no,
maybe love. I don't want to. Wow.
I like it. Well, Chris, Dylan, it's been a pleasure to meet you so far. We have one more thing we're going to try
to check off the bucket list after the podcast tonight. We've figured out a way to do it.
If we can, well, Barb, they can just race around the parking lot on my car. I'll do it. Yeah, I went up. And, uh, but, uh, it was, it was a pleasure to
meet you both. Glad you can make the trip down to Austin. Thank you. Look forward to the big challenge
on March 1st. All the best to you guys. Thank you so much. All the best to you. Thank you.
Thanks guys. It's in my pores. I had them, uh, let me test out an idea I want to do for making a potentially making a VR
Show that we can we can do very easily. Give me tell me what's up
I'll tell you later. I don't want to steal it. I don't
I stole it first. I don't want anyone else stealing it for me. Well, that's kind of like your gig at the company now
Yeah, well you have that little VR palace. Oh, yeah, it's infected with
pharma, he now though. Oh, come on.
Brandon, Brandon, our, our office mates again. How was it? How's it going? It's fine. It's
fine. It's, it's funny. Um, do you have any annoying habits? Every time you come to the
kitchen, he asks if I want something, which is a really nice thing to do.
But I'm all over.
I'll be right back.
I'm gonna stick a bite of Chris Poison.
I gotta go for it.
But it's like,
no man, if I want something, I'll just go get it.
Like you hate being off-its stuff.
You hate kindness aimed at you.
Right, I don't want anyone going out of their way for me.
It's like, if I want something, I'll do it.
I got it.
Yeah, same thing with someone's like,
do you want to try some of this?
You want to eat this?
No, no, no.
That's okay.
Yeah, if you buy it.
No, if I want some, I'll say, hey, give me some of that shit.
Unless it's my signature,
other than I'll just take everything from Ryan.
We once had a period of time where,
I don't remember why,
but you gave me a ton of rides to work
and we always got coffee every morning
and you always bought me a coffee.
You bought me like 10 coffees.
So after that was done,
I just gave you a voucher for Starbucks
and you were like,
what's this? What's this for? I was like, because you bought meer for Starbucks. And you were like, what's this?
What's this for?
I was like, could you put me in a coffee?
And you were like, I don't want this.
Yeah, I didn't get it.
Like I don't want someone thinking that.
I'm doing that with the ultimate effort.
I was like, I have the coffee on me. mean terrible person because when my kindness gets reflected away.
It's the same thing like my PA at RTX.
Well, you know, like I can't believe I'm saying this.
I like how my birthday she sent me stuff before and I'm like don't send me stuff.
Like you're being way too nice to me.
I don't deserve this.
Why don't you want people to be nice to you?
Don't like it.
Just like a parental issue.
Don't think about me.
All right.
Don't think about me. I don't want to be the genius.
No, it's not that.
It's just like, I don't want anyone in convincing themselves
for me.
Like, don't do that.
I don't do that.
Yeah, don't please don't.
Although I didn't like Gus to dinner the other night.
And Gus didn't show up for dinner.
And he gave, can I tell you the excuse that we got?
Yes, the reason was we're at dinner, there's two empty seats
and I was like who is, what is that?
Does somebody, and I'm like, oh Gus is not here.
And actually goes, oh no, yeah, he told me,
he texted me, told me that he got accidentally drunk
and he's not gonna make it.
Hell yeah.
That's so relatable.
What are you talking about?
I got accidentally drunk.
We started day drinking.
And then it became like a drinking contest.
We tube it on the river.
And then it was like, yeah, we're not going anywhere.
So let me get a straight you at home, competing with drinks with your, just your wife at home.
And that was why you can go out.
Yeah.
Sounds amazing.
Yeah, you could have done that unlike any other day.
It was just like, that was the day, right?
It's like we woke up're running errands and stuff
and then you got the...
What errands, you wanna lick your store?
Hell yeah.
No, I already have the liquor.
I already got the liquor.
Well, actually, I ate a bit of it.
What is an errand that you just have?
I was low on liquor and I had to have liquor delivered
because I couldn't.
I couldn't go anywhere.
So what point did you become? No, no, it's like casual drinking. It's like slowly accelerates
Like I'm gonna have another one do you want one? Yeah, sure. I'll make you one. I'm gonna have another one. You want one? Yes
You're like slowly like accelerating. You're not competing just couple of drugs
Enablers two enablers, okay, well I hate to enable
Further drinking is always still here?
Or she laid? She laughed more. She bolted. Did she leave the and did she leave anything behind?
Are you trying to look for it? Where's she? Where's she? Where'd she leave it?
Cold. She got no time for you. No, she said she had something to do.
Which was you had to leave. You always like come and do this thing on the podcast,
and then you wait like 40 minutes to do it. Well, there was a ton of stuff today.
I'm not blaming you.
I'm just saying.
That's probably why she's like, I want to get all about me.
I mean, I want to say during the pre-show Peter Hays tweeted that he saw a lot of legs
outside of the control room.
Yeah.
He could tell that there were more people out here than normal.
Oh, it was weird.
It was scary.
It was scary.
It was scary.
It was scary stuff.
It was busy.
It was a lot. It was busy.
It was a lot of stuff going on.
You got to hear me.
Are you praying?
So what is this drink that you're drinking here?
I don't know.
I just asked for Malibu and something.
Pineapple cranberry Malibu.
Give a little sip a so.
No, no, I'm good.
I'm going to break it, but I actually did a drink here.
No, I don't drink on air anymore.
Oh.
But you feel, listen, you're a cashier
you feel free to do what you want. What are you drinking? No, you feel free to do it on your own. What is that now?
No, he's free to put it.
Hey, no, no, I knew I was gonna make you self conscious.
I'm very self conscious now.
I was just gonna be pretty bad.
Yeah, drink, drink, drink, totally fine.
Follow the beer, you're okay.
I'm okay.
Oh, you're here, but I'm actually gonna break that
because well, supposedly Ellie had a bottle of champagne,
but it's a trier, where is it?
Hey, there it is.
Shake it up.
Gavin, I will let you do the honors of opening,
the bottle of champagne. Have you seen a video?
For my last vlog that just came out just published, but I'll say it's also for your 10 million. Oh, thanks. Just like a joint
celebration. There you go. Have you seen the video? The guy that slammed in the eye with the cork bottle on stream?
He was on Twitch and he was shaking it up. He's like, have you guys seen those videos of when people get stuck in the eye and
literally the champagne model just flams in it.
Oh, sweet, let's start again.
Was he okay?
He was fine, he's right in glasses.
Oh, okay.
So he's like, she'll be okay.
Do we have,
Gavin and Cody's least favorite part of any podcast
that we have?
Because there's so many lights.
Yeah, well expensive.
Oh, I'll close that.
Lifted into a sling.
I feel like I've opened a lot of champagne in videos,
but I've never got good at it.
So I realized something, Gus,
when I was putting, or, when I was putting,
or actually when I was producing,
what?
That was a fuck.
That one hits something.
It hits something.
It hits something.
Sorry.
So genuinely scared to shh.
That was awesome.
Which one did that hit?
I don't know.
Did it get darker?
The one that went out.
No, it's the same.
Fuck.
But I realized, Gus, when I was producing this last vlog,
I was realizing, I was having
fun doing it, that I got to make the final video in the vlog series.
I'm like, why am I so excited about making the final video for this thing?
I should be like, oh, Mel and Collie, whatever, but I was happy about it.
But I realized, I mean, there's a weird odd side effect to the support that the audience
gives us.
We haven't really ended that many shows.
There's like, reverse has blue has been going since day one.
We've had things that didn't work out
and they just kind of didn't come back,
but we've never had a show that ended with like,
this finale of...
Right, yeah.
And so it was really cool to be able to craft
the ending for something.
And I did like a totally different style of video for it,
which you both participated in.
You didn't Jessica because I know you would have,
if you were you would have.
I think when you wrap something,
and when you finally put like the final touches on something,
it just feels good.
It feels like a mental like, like a bow,
like a knot on it something.
Does that make sense?
Jessica, you are probably one of the busiest people
I could imagine.
Like I just, we did a whole doc with you.
Coming out, I get stressed out hearing what you're doing.
You make.
Really?
Yeah, I was like, yeah, you have all the things.
I think I'm gonna work a holic.
I think if I slow down and think about life too much,
I start getting really existential.
Well, that's why you have your other life in VR.
Yes.
Oh, I love being a man in VR.
It's so amazing. Oh, it's so great. Do people know it's you? No, never actually someone thought I was me a califa one and that was the most amazing. Oh really?
Yeah, I was in there and they're like, hey, it's me a califa. I was like, yeah, you should have like called her on the phone. I texted her. I was like, girl, what?
I'm putting her in the mic. So what do you give a headset with the mic? So the we use the vibe and the Vive has a little mic and then you have little things.
Oh, but the Vive has a mic, but it doesn't have headphones.
Yeah, you play your own headphones.
I know, it's kind of weird, right?
Because you use the headphones way more than you use a mic.
Well, no, it's just any headphones that you use for your computer.
Do do do do do do.
I got it.
The Vive Pro.
The Vive Pro will have built in.
Right.
I know, be wireless too. So, um, we have a wireless phone. phones? I guess, but also if you have a vibe, why wouldn't you have a
It comes at headphones and also have a mic on it. It also comes with earbuds. It does come with your
Bits. Oh, it does. Yeah. Okay. Well, that's a solution. So if it comes with solution, solution. Yeah. Yeah. I just can't wait
I saw like all the you talk about gubs. Yeah, more than great things about headgob, the blog anymore. It's not to constantly carry all this shit.
You didn't do that, Ellie, it was your gub, Katty.
Oh, no.
No, wasn't she?
For the first like four trips,
we took, she checked the bag.
And whenever we went anywhere,
she would like, we go to New York for a day,
she'd check a bag.
I'm like, you're killing me with this.
Stas a bag.
I'm so proud.
Stas a bag.
Checking a bag. She didn't learn though. No, but she did carry, she ended up carrying a ton of stuff. killing me with this sassy breath. Sassy breath.
Checking a bag.
She didn't learn though.
No, but she did carry.
She ended up carrying a ton of stuff.
We have a, we have a,
she never learned that.
We have a wireless VR setup currently in my office.
But the problem with it is that there's a receiver that sits on top of your head.
So now when you try to put headphones on, they're too short.
Oh.
So we're trying to figure out like how to,
why is it right on the top of your head? Is it so you don't like to do your head as well?
Because it has to be close to where you plug in the connectors and the connectors are on
the top of the PR.
It is right next to your brain.
That can't be good for you.
Hey, where's your phone?
You ever hold that up to your head?
How far is it from your brain?
How far is it from your brain when you sleep?
It's very close on the counter.
Do you keep your phone in your room on my head?
Do you keep your phone under my pillow? my head? My phone under my pillow.
You do?
Is that bad?
That's probably my microwave.
I thought you hear the tweets and I go, hmm?
You wake up for your heat?
I'm ready.
I keep mine on my nightstand.
It's pretty close, it's handy.
Yeah, Evan was telling me that he read some kind
of motivational philosophy thing of don't put your phone
in your bedroom. And put it outside your bedroom. So when you wake up in the morning, you don't put your phone in your bedroom and
Put outside your bedroom so when you wake up in the morning, you don't just immediately grab it and
Look at the ceiling
Get out of bed
You can't oh god, no, that seems like it'd be a bad idea. Are you a early person or like? I'm so early, I'm literally like,
straight up and then Ryan takes like an hour
to like weigh it weight.
I'm like, who's but very quietly.
I watched the doc that's coming out later this week
and you're like a no sleep person in that thing.
I don't, okay, so Ryan was telling me
that there's some weird statistic that there's like,
is it three or like five percent of people in the world
can actually physically run on five hours of sleep
perfectly normally? Like sleep perfectly normal.
Yeah, really die.
No, they don't die.
But that's like a normal thing.
Yeah, I do.
You're one of those people though, because I don't sleep very much, but it's a mutual life.
It wants to shampoos.
It feels good.
I'll take one.
I will take one.
Well, even though I said I don't drink a shampoos.
Well, you pour that.
I'm going to read this thing right here.
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He said, you said you don't drink.
He's been considered a sugar baby, sugar daddy, sugar glider.
And with a freaking contest over there, this is an awful idea.
Wonderful.
He's English, he knows how.
Look at that.
Gavin.
That was okay.
What?
Cheers to, uh, some of you guys eating 10 million subs. Thank you. Cheers to Jessica's new Doc that's coming out
Cheers to the blog getting cancelled vlog getting canceled
And I'm sure Gus will have an accomplishment at some point in his life. Well, just cheers that in advance
Do you feel like it's a load off? Oh?
No huge absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. It's a huge load off pretty time again a little bit just like
I'm so huge, absolutely. Absolutely, it's a huge load off for you.
For you time again.
A little bit, just like, not having to document is nice.
I mean, I'm sure I'll just be on Instagram story
not stopped for now, but I actually what I'm hoping
is for the last vlog, I did a different format.
And by the time this comes out on YouTube,
the vlog will also be out, so you can see it.
So hopefully no spoilers.
But I did a version of the vlog where,
called the Quiet vlog where there's no one who references the camera,
nobody that talks to the camera in any way. So it's just like the camera just
follows me and you get essentially the rule I tried to establish is 15 seconds
out of every 15 minutes and just like,
Cha Cha Cha Cha, all the way through the day. Like,
why 15 seconds?
I just tried to use it as a baseline for going through my day,
but then I got towards the end of the day
and there's a part where I play games with my kids
for an hour and a half and it's like,
that's not,
I can't show seven days to die for that long, you know what I mean?
So, it's,
but that's what the kids want to do that night.
So, we played seven days to die.
That's cool.
You have a sweet gaming set up with your kids.
Yeah, it's a pretty,
and Ashley's like on the end of it.
So, it's a good little center that we have.
Well, we're family gamers, you know, it's, it's, I,
most kids grow up in a house where the parents aren't gamers.
And our kids, it's like they're in heaven because, you know, it's awesome.
Yeah, they don't have to, you're not telling them not to do it.
That it's bad for them.
We're spreading these weird misconceptions about right.
Eight people that do that.
Like, for your games, like to violence no no bad parenting they just really
study somebody said that a video game behavior does not influence real life
behavior yes yep the things I've done in GTA awful it's you get it out of your
system right you get it no I would get anything out my system it's a game
it's a game it's feel good times hardest moments I've ever had as a parent
is when Teddy, my youngest, he would go through
his friends' accounts and just watch their Xbox Live clips.
Then he gets to Gavin's and Gavin had a gallery
of about 14 or 15 clips where he was just on the beach running
over girls and bikinis with a car.
That's in the, I didn't notice it.
I didn't notice the thing until I was there.
He analyzed that scientifically and like second logically, but what's going on in your head?
I'm gonna get what his explanation is though.
What it was, it was on the phone and I was, it was someone called me while I was playing
GCSE so I had on the speaker phone and I thought I'm not gonna do a mission because then
he's constantly trying to phone call.
So I just drove up and down the beach, but then I realized that you can,
if you do cinematic camera, you can also put it in slow-mo.
And you can't really see where you're going in slow-mo,
so I would just see how many people I can run over on the beach.
But it was a lot of women in bikinis just by sheer fluke.
Well, this rock cover made the game.
You're gonna be on Wall Street Journal
for like blowing up, running over girls in slow motion.
But I forgot that it just like auto uploads them,
and I was like, no, it's over again.
Was it all Lindsey, was it all into low hand?
And then any value.
Well, you know, Mr. Brand's safe over here.
It's like the easiest place to drive in cinematic camera.
It's just up and down in this load.
It's easy to control the people.
I can't do it.
You can just.
Yeah.
Your moment.
I was trying to run people over in slow-mo.
Mm-hmm.
Sorry.
There you go.
All right.
Fair enough.
Let's go.
You watching slow-mo dies.
There you go.
That's very good.
Slow-mo dies.
There was, I saw there's a new app out for iOS and Android.
It's a chat app and it's called die with me.
And it's a chat app that only kicks on.
You can only use it when your phone's at 5% or less battery.
Oh my gosh, I thought it was something else.
Yeah.
And so you use it.
You can't send photos or videos.
The idea is that you randomly connect with people and it encourages you to meet up in person
because you don't have long to chat on your phone.
So it's like, it's like the end of the world, but all the time whenever your phone dies.
Right.
It's such a weird idea.
So I was like, oh, I want to download this
and look at it, right?
So I look, it's a 99 set app.
And I was like, yeah, I'm not that curious.
I'm not 99 set curious to find out if this works or not.
It's actually rare that an app costs money these days
because of app purchases for the way to make money.
It's weird to charge for an app upfront. Yeah, whenever they have the thing removed the ads,
I always do it just because I'm throwing the developer.
Have you paid for WinRar?
WinRar, I don't think I ever paid for WinRar.
I don't think I ever paid for WinRar.
I just the way to unzip things.
I'm just gonna pay for wraps.
You did?
Mm-hmm.
wraps?
We met the guy who made wraps forever ago.
He's in Melbourne.
What?
He's a Catholic.
He's a Catholic.
Can't we say that word right?
No, Melbourne.
Do you know how you don't too?
I'll say how's he?
Melbourne's.
Melbourne's.
Is every time someone from America says the word Melbourne,
it like evolves more and more.
But you never can say it like an Australian.
I know I don't.
Melbourne.
Melbourne.
Melbourne. That's the town of Australia. It know I don't Melbourne Melbourne Melbourne that's how Australia is not Irish Melbourne
We're going down to Ireland and go pick up some Australians in Melbourne. What?
There was a
Somebody that I was talking with today. We've gotten the whole sugar baby discussion
And someone showed me the app that that app it was fascinating
Okay, so there's sugar daddy. It looks like a kinder sugar baby and they sign up and then they
find each other but they had net worth and everything on there too for that.
Yeah, oh my gosh, I take it into account like 401k.
You guys that you approve it, my name is just the number you enter.
There's very.
There is.
Yeah, they have diamond verifc I learned a lot.
I learned a lot in the short time.
What does that mean?
What?
I learned a lot.
I mean, yeah, I don't know what is diamond verification mean? Oh, I don't know. It means
to me they verified it. I guess I use my diamond play button to verify.
You should do that. Just scan it in. If you ended up on the Sugar
Baby website, Meg would choke you out. Meg's the fascinating world. It's so
intriguing. It is really interesting. It's a sugar world. It's very sweet.
Very sweet world. Very sweet.
Very sweet.
Which we all have taken up for Bobber tonight.
Yeah, I don't know.
We've been Bobber deficient.
Where is she?
She's not here.
No, she's out with Kristen Dillon I think.
So you and I were talking the other day about the end of the Fing World on Netflix.
Yeah.
I recommended it to Jeff Ramsey
because he loves the movie Harold and Mod.
And I definitely got a big Harold and Mod vibe.
I can totally see that.
In fact, it's really weird.
I went back and watched the trailer for Harold and Mod
and the trailers from like the 70s are awful.
The terrible.
They're really just terrible.
Did I have someone narrating it?
Yeah, a little bit.
Or sometimes they don't have narrators in those 70s trailers. And they're just lousy. They're really just terrible. Did I have someone narrating it? Yeah, a little bit or sometimes they don't have narrators in those 70s trailers
And they're just lousy. They're just how is Harold drives a husk? Yeah, and I watched that and I was like
And then I wouldn't watch the trailer for end of the fucking world and it seemed like a better trailer for Harold and mother
Nerald and mother trailer was
But it's just really good. It's a part Netflix series.
And really short, every episode's like 18 to 20 minutes
or something like that.
Based on a graphic novel, right?
Yeah, yeah.
And I tweeted about it.
And so people were like,
hey, I watched the first episode.
I didn't really get into it.
Not sure, should I keep trying?
And I was like, no, if you don't like it immediately,
don't, it is what it is from the beginning
and never stops.
Yeah, we were talking about that.
It's, I think a lot of times now with media,
you've got to have some of the grabs people right out of the gate
just because it's, especially with this one,
I can agree with you.
I have like three episodes in,
is that if you don't like it in the first five minutes,
you're gonna hate every five minutes.
It's not for you.
No, that's what we're saying about like Black Mirror
is what they're doing with these Netflix shows
that get put out all in one go,
is they make the first episode a really, really catchy like punchy one. So you watch that one and
you're like, hell yeah. And then the rest of them can be whatever. Yeah. So like with the newest
episode of Black Mirror, or newest season of Black Mirror, the first one is just phenomenal.
That's a callous true one. Yeah. Yeah. That was great. So good. And some people who don't like it.
I don't know. It's amazing. Yeah. It's like one of my favorite episodes. But it's when you say that
because the first episode of series one of Black Mirror is the one
that normally turns people off.
That was so, oh my God.
That one's so terrible.
No, it's great.
I love that one, Jessica.
I know it's terrible.
It's just like, can you imagine being in that situation
and having that happen?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's the perfect thing.
I felt like that was the case with Mindhunter.
Like the first episode was like, damn. And then nothing Hunter. Like the first episode was like damn.
And then nothing happened.
Like the first scene of Mind Hunter is damn.
And then it's like, whoa, what's happening?
Yeah, okay.
And then I've never seen it.
So that was out of context.
And I like that sound.
I like that.
Isn't it?
What were you picturing?
Yeah.
You got it.
That's it.
Yeah, totally nailed it.
But yeah, I was gonna say,
my hunter, I thought started really strong,
got really slow, but then ended up being like,
okay, this is interesting.
And then it ends, you're like, wait, that's it.
Yeah.
Oh, really?
That's a bummer.
Is it like open ended?
I feel like there's two.
It's not even that it's open ended.
It's just that there wasn't really a story to close.
And that was also another story going on that clearly is going to be the next
season. But yeah, and they don't never address that one.
Yeah, you're watching you actually kind of forget about that when you talk about
the show. Yeah. Remember those two illusionists movies that came out at the same
time. One was Hugh Jackman and one was the prestige and the illusion.
Yeah, right. They think it was the prestige.
The prestige is the Christopher Nolan one with Jackman.
It's not good. Hugh Jackman. Yeah. And that Christopher Nolan, but not the one with Christian bail. That's weird new Christian bail and Hugh Jackman are in no
Prestige Paul Giamatti is in the one with Christian bail. No, I'm fucking telling you I just rewatched the prestige like a week ago
Okay, the one on the machine. So it was one of those two movies
I can't give you straight my head. I think it's a prestige where they spoiler for whatever
12 year old movie.
They get to the end of it and there's a big twist.
But by the time they get to it, you're like,
okay, I knew that.
Oh, cuz you forget that.
I think you're well figured in that.
Well in advance, like you're 20 minutes ahead of that movie.
And then they have the twist and you know
it's gonna be twist cuz they have this big like music key,
like, boom, boom, boom, boom.
And you're like, no.
And then they credits roll.
You're like, what the fuck?
That's what Westworld was like.
Yeah.
I loved Westworld.
No, Westworld's so good.
It isn't it coming out like January or no, where we are.
I don't know.
They said 2018, I think.
2018 sometimes.
Oh, is this it?
Yeah.
It hasn't been out since it missed 2017.
Oh, you're right.
Entirely, yeah, we were watching that when we were filming a 12
little roosters. Yeah. That was like December of 2016.
No, it wrapped November 20th November 2016. Yeah.
Yeah. Also, you guys like watching shows like week to week.
Would you like to binge it all on all the ones? Yeah.
I like week to week. You like week to week. You like the both.
Yeah. Like waiting and thinking about it.
Because I feel like when you binge, bingeing is fine.
All right. Nothing gets bingey. But when I like, like I showed like Westworld's a good example
where you watch it and then you spend a week
really thinking about it.
You'll rewatch it and like really think about it
and like delve into it.
And then like the next one comes, you're like,
oh no, I was totally, I wasted a week.
You know, it was just a good thing.
But at least you're thinking about it.
And like you're trying to process it.
Something.
So it's procedure good movie.
I just bought the Nolan collection.
I did too because you did.
Did you did?
Yeah, that's how I watched it the other week.
Oh, it's because I got the 4K version.
Yeah.
Yeah, David Bowie's in it.
I loved it.
Right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Check over the roof.
John, your eyes are just shaking.
David Bowie plays Tesla.
Tesla.
Oh, which is awesome.
I heard what I heard about you before. You're one of the only people from Ristina's been in a video. So you're talking about you. Tesla Tesla, which is awesome
You're one of the only people from risk
Am I allowed to pee?
Yeah, but you can't leave you're of course you can go
We were saying you're the one of the few people this company has been in a slow-mo video. Yeah
Only one who else to me. I don't know
Well, Jeff said one Jeff was in the Steve. Oh Jeff is in the studio. I see you all catalog this because we all know we all know Everyone else leaves the know really well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, plus that we're waiting Bernie and I have a secret slack channel
Who first to slow mo
Well, Dan started. We got a full-mo channel
Are you okay with that? I feel like it's like competition
It's gonna like take away your audience.
What's next off the diamond, the Ruby play button?
He might get that before me.
What's Ruby?
Ruby's 50 million.
Oh, because he gave it to PewDiePie?
I don't think it's the play button.
They just gave him like a big red of his logo thing.
It was a weird thing.
It was a weird custom.
His bro fist.
Yeah.
He just hit 60 million by the way.
No, fuck that guy.
Dude, I'm one sixth of PewDiePie.
What's that?
One-sixth.
One-sixth of PewDiePie.
Which is really weird, like, in the last decade,
some of the biggest, like, global things have come out of Sweden,
because Minecraft was fucking huge.
Still is huge.
I think they said it has sold like 144 million copies of it.
I read that same thing. Yeah, that's fucking crazy.
That's crazy.
And then PewDiePie is the biggest person on YouTube.
You're right.
I have three also.
Wow.
It's crazy.
I don't think I can.
I got kids, we got probably like six, eight copies in my house.
Yeah.
We all own one.
They're like, do you like 15 bucks each on PC?
I never played the next box though.
It's garbage.
Garbage.
It's fun. It's all right. I got all the recipes box though, it's garbage. Garbage. It's fun.
It's all right.
I gotta get all the recipes right there for you.
Oh, because you don't have to look it up.
Yeah, I don't know.
You want like a book with your games?
I don't know.
It's like, if you started Minecraft
and you didn't have the internet, you'd be screwed.
Maybe, or it had fun experimenting.
You don't have a hard time connecting to a server.
You don't think you'd be screwed?
No.
I didn't look up stuff right away for a time playing with you.
Well, you have to make anything.
Man, almost like trial and error is part of a game sometimes.
Like maybe like...
So you just thought, you know what,
I'm a punch tree,
and then one would block,
make it into forward playing.
Well, the game starts at table,
and then build like tools.
The game teaches you a few things.
The game teaches you a few things.
The game doesn't teach you dick when you buy the party.
All right, he's pointing it out.
Here in the ear next, we're gonna know
is everything about Minecraft. How many't teach you dick when you buy the P.E. and 20 here and next we're gonna know is everything about Minecraft.
How many of us does that show you?
3 out of 200.
PC teaches you the general mechanics of like the patterns of stuff so other than the
tools.
What do you mean it teaches you?
What did it teach you?
Is it tutorial that?
How to make stuff?
It's not tutorial on PC.
Yes, there is.
Oh, there is now.
But back in the day, that wasn't was it?
It was not.
Instead, if I bought it today, I'm not
I didn't say if he bought it today.
If he bought it today.
Okay, I've been playing for years,
and so they've had tutorial for quite a while.
I tried.
So, I rather, okay, so it says this is no tutorial.
You'd be screwed.
But that's, you can be said that about almost any game.
What game are we talking about?
Minecraft.
What's this Minecraft?
You know how games usually have like a learning part, like maybe it's not
a full.
What is the secret word?
You need a mind.
You need a tutorial for Minecraft?
No, we got to.
I wish monster by Minecraft.
I was making Minecraft.
You wouldn't associate Sweden as being this no offense.
Big pusher of global culture, but PewDiePie and Minecraft both came out of Sweden.
Good point.
I have nothing else to say. So did a base and Abba.
There you go.
What's the last one between those?
You mean Abba?
Oh, Abba.
You say Abba?
Abba.
It's the European pronunciation.
This is a little more sophisticated.
I can see why it misses.
You know what he's saying?
Abba's a totally fine pronounciation.
No, I wasn't.
I say Adidas.
I've never heard someone say Abba.
I've only ever read it, okay?
Only that's like the Hebrew pronunciation of like the name of God
What which is what?
Abba father is like the name of God and like our father sure
Who art in heaven come on man?
I'm so ignorant I'd be by Donson Queen
All right, I don't know anything else to say. Bye.
Bye, John.
Hey, look good, John.
Looking good.
Yeah.
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What you got nested for Valentine's Day.
A movement watch and I need to figure that out.
Cup in Minecraft.
We normally are not big watch.
Come here, you're pretty dangerous.
Um, we, she already has Minecraft. We played a lot of minecraft together in the past. It's like one of the few video games that we've actually played a lot together. Do you plan console? Yeah, we plan Xbox. That's why I like it because I feel like it's accessible. Yeah, and we were able to split screen and like build all this shit. Yeah, I'm not a big Valentine's person. I don't care. I'm not into anniversary, is your Valentine's day?
Well, birthdays?
Yeah.
Birthdays!
No, no, no, no.
But your birthday is just for you.
I don't mind.
I don't need it.
The only thing I really celebrate with my wife is
it's not really celebrating our anniversary.
We'll take a trip.
We'll go somewhere.
That's nice.
It's like, yeah, we're gonna go and we'll hang out here.
And that's it. But yeah, we're gonna go and we'll hang out here. And that's it. But like, yeah, we're very, you guys had a plan early on that you were gonna
get remarried every year on your anniversary. Yes. That's a joy that going. We did it once,
and then we're like, this is a lot of work. It was a lot of work. You just stack all your
rings. What do I do with all these rings? We're very honest. We're honest with each other in the divorce just because
But we're very honest with each other as a group of friends
We have it's it's sometimes like moments especially we're on like relationships
We have very honest moments and Gus said to me. Gus. Yeah, our plan is, our plan is we're gonna have a marriage ceremony
every year on our anniversary, like we're gonna
last Vegas, was your first anniversary?
Correct.
They went to Las Vegas.
We got married by Elvis.
And they invited me and then they told me,
he told me this plan, I'm doing it every year
and I just said, I'm gonna stop being your friend.
Well, I can't, I can't know someone who's married.
You hate weddings.
You hate going to weddings.
It's just a lot, like Gus, I mean, know someone who you married you hate wedding you hate going to weddings It's just a lot like us. I mean you know who went Becca. Oh, yeah, she did right?
Good for her all right
What if you know what I did for her I went to her wedding in Vegas as her
Ciprication I didn't go to her wedding in Vegas and she still holds a grudge against me for that same these
I saw some girls are really all about that. I feel like I
Wouldn't be that That's even You already peed in the new bail
Yeah, it's a way to be mad at you. Yeah, it was busy shitty. Yeah, who's shitty?
Did you actually say like I know I RSVP? Yes, but I'm not going. Oh, you just didn't you were just an MTC on the wedding
Um, Bernie Burm to not show
It was like it sound matter
MTC
I was empty
I can't remember what it was, but it was, it was, was it all your rings flying out?
He started day drinking.
Yeah, I got an accidentally drunk.
And I couldn't go to Beck's wedding,
but I feel bad about that.
As you can tell from my demeanor, I feel awful about it.
I want to say, uh,
Bertle Johansson on Twitter says that I'm actually right
in my pronunciation of Abba coming from someone who is Danish. Ah
Where's this being Danish have to do the Swedish now from there both Nordic languages
I don't know I think you got like a dain like fertile. Thank you
Wait in there. I appreciate it. I don't know. There's no way I'm pronouncing his name right birdle McDowell
I'm trying I'm tryingcing his name right. Burtle McTarget. Burtle McTarget. I'm trying. I'm trying.
I'm trying.
Best Abbasong.
Dancing Queen.
Yeah.
Well, second best.
I'm trying to figure out.
I'm trying to figure out.
I'm trying to figure out.
I'm trying to figure out.
I'm trying to figure out.
I'm trying to figure out.
I'm trying to figure out.
I'm trying to figure out.
I'm trying to figure out.
I'm trying to figure out.
I'm trying to figure out.
I'm trying to figure out.
I'm trying to figure out.
I'm trying to figure out.
I'm trying to figure out. I'm trying to figure out. I'm trying to figure out. I'm trying to figure out. I'mman to Wolf yesterday. Fireman to Wolf.
Okay, hold on a second.
Gus, what does that mean?
She fired a man to Wolf.
She just lifted a wolf.
I did.
Like this.
I did.
Is that what you mean?
E.S.C.D.
I thought it was the VR Chat thing.
Oh man, I wolf.
Every day.
Yeah, when the man will come with a fireman.
Fireman Lollies.
Well, you'd have a fireman someone.
Like fireman lift.
I fireman lifted. Wait, in like real life
Have you ever fireman lifted someone? I don't think I have
What is it? Is it both shoulders or what? Yeah, she's that fireman video where they threw the kid out the window and the fireman caught
I'm like 60 feet or something like that. That's what she is. It's real. The hundred fireman wolf
That's a real wolf though. That's a nine month old wolf pup, but she's probably what right now. How heavy was she?
You see in the 70 pounds 80 pounds
Yeah, she's big girl
Sorry, how did it not like bite you a throat? She was so tame. She's actually with a project well song sanctuary
Oh my god, it's really cool. Can it can it? Can I say you do it?
Yeah, what was the what was the cosplay for the Aila, the hunter shoot.
Can you, from Skyrim?
If you send that to me, I can send that to them,
or we can just show it that way.
That's fine.
Yeah.
Real, real pumpkin.
Real pumpkin noise though.
Yeah.
You making the noise.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you from North Ring?
Yeah.
Yeah.
The, the documentary is great.
I watched the final cut of it the other day and I was just amazed at how tireless you
are at working and you know they highlight a lot, it's been a lot of time highlighting
your build up to BlizzCon, shout out to Ryan by the way for being awesome.
The most amazing MVP in the world.
He's literally my rock.
Fucking awesome.
My stone.
Helping you out like every step of the way to get things done.
And it's so stressful to watch that.
And you know, you have like one idea that you're like, no, we're going to do this instead.
And then just like all the work that goes into it, I couldn't like if I if you gave me
that project, it said, make an Alistraza cosplay.
You have a year.
I wouldn't get it done.
And you had like five days or something.
Oh my gosh, do the scene where I'm like, he's like, oh, I've got like, we've got two more
days because we leave tomorrow morning.
And it's like, okay.
No, it's honestly, I think, I think it's when it's when you're so just into something
and so passionate, it's like you forget to to you just forget to sleep because it's just something
So you're so into you know, you're a while to
Since 2009 we first met you at
Send you a comment on yeah came up to the to the booth. I was in my like white Morgan costume. Yeah, it's right
I made Jeff do a
Gryps voice on a recording. Oh really? I was like can you say I love you?
Such a creepy way.
I was like, I'm going to jail.
I might do this.
What were you?
I thought so.
I was like, 20.
It was okay.
It's still weird though, because I was like,
I'm going to hurt you.
I'm really getting into it.
It's really cool, because I feel like this,
I've never told anyone the stuff that I've told
Rooster Tease and with this documentary,
I really kind of, I grew up with Rooster Tease
and being able to share this with you guys
was the most amazing, it made me feel so safe.
Because you guys, I've always just been such a beacon of light.
And like, your humor is my humor. And I grew up with that and everything. And I feel like you guys are such just been such a beacon of light. And like, your humor is my humor.
And like, I grew up with that and everything.
And I feel like you guys are such a huge part of my life
to be able to share that part,
felt really, really natural and really good.
And it's just, I'm so unbelievably grateful
to everything that you guys have done and everything.
And it's just fucking, fucking cool.
Yeah, well, I mean, it was an easy choice
when you're trying to look at the first person outside
of Rissuji to send her a doc around
You know, and everyone's just like so fascinated by what you do and the level at which you perform and so it was an easy choice
So I'm gonna ask you some professor. Okay. Your parents are also fucking awesome. Oh my god
Like the coolest people ever right? You talk like how they're treated in the trailer, too
I like they're like what is all this? Oh man. You tell that story about like playing dutchers and dragons
with your father like at a really young age.
It's like, yeah, I was like, that's fucking sweet.
Like that's so.
I blame my father for all my men.
I haven't seen you.
So were there like cameras in your house and stuff?
Yeah, they came over and they filmed a bunch of stuff.
Was it annoying?
Was it annoying?
Yeah, it's have a full watch.
They were so amazing.
There was a point where I was like,
I felt really bad because it was like so boring
Because I was just sitting there crying standing and I was like you guys don't have to hang around. It's okay
And they're like, no, this is good shit. It's good shit. I was like okay
Like get a close up of the sanding and stuff, but no, it was it was such a it was incredible
And I'm so happy I was able to do it with you guys because it's like you guys are like my dad's I'm not seen I've not seen
A lot of the process of the stuff you made, but I've seen a lot
of like the final product and it looks like an army of people made them. Not crazy. Yeah.
But it's like, and my life is like, no, it's just me. Just you making it. Yeah. It's a,
it's the weird though, the weird thing is though, it's, that's like, low tier, well, my
talent is there are so many people that have infinitely more Like talent and like the stuff that they make is incredible
Like I want you guys to do more on cost plan like just really delve deep into that community
Because it's it's incredible what people can do like this is just a small little part of the of the cosplay pie
Like it doesn't represent everything, but yeah, but I can't wait for everyone to see like more of it
You know, I just love I'm an organization freak
And so I love the bits where all your cubbies
that you have for all of this.
There's that one whole segment about the LEDs
that you were trying to find for the digging through them.
And then Ryan had to go to the storage unit.
Bless Ryan.
Yeah, literally the best person.
I was like, I wanna see the storage unit.
I forgot.
I forgot.
I forget what he says.
We like, I'd have to spend some time there.
Like I have to look through all of it.
Yeah, I was like go do it.
That's exactly what happened.
Make it happen.
Yeah, but it's like it's just fascinating to get a that's one of the good love about the
doctors getting a look.
Yeah, there you go.
Wow.
It doesn't look like that anymore.
Yeah, it is disaster.
Like literally it was like that for two days.
And then it just just.
I do have to say that I got super excited about
a fan suggestion to you.
You did a post just recently.
I think it was on Twitter.
Reposted your last three dragons that you did.
And you said what dragon should I do next?
And Barbara tweeted a picture of Trogdor.
Sexy Trogdor, can you freaking imagine?
That's not a real blow, that would be amazing.
Yeah, I can't believe both Vanny Arm coming out of the back of me.
No, what you gotta do, you gotta make it.
And you gotta work out one arm like crazy.
I can't really block on my rear front view.
Right, and be like,
and just like look, your arm should be so thick and like drag you
and it pulls you down.
Like a whole arm. Oh my gosh.
Fast truth cut it. Jazz.
That's a truck door.
Helly Aldi sexy truck door.
Be awesome.
I wonder how much the audience or how many people in the
internet now remember truck.
What? Yeah, it was truck though.
That was a home star runner.
So yeah, that was way back on the day.
Wouldn't believe you.
I know you know,
2000.
email.
Oh my god. I'm sad because I'm flying. George, George, we're telling me that he ran into someone over at the animation department
who didn't know who Shockdor was.
That's really weird.
I feel like it was in the 2D department too, I think.
Mainstream I guess, like, I feel like my parents wouldn't know who truck doors.
But anyone who works here must know who truck doors.
In animation.
Yeah, you think we'd know that.
Strong buttons.
What did they like you together with last?
How would you learn to make a rose of it?
Who's the best home star runner character?
Strong bed.
I kind of like strong sad.
Oh, poor strong sad.
Sorry, please.
It's not exciting coach. 2003. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Coach 2003.
I'm sorry.
You're already here.
I'm already here.
Oh, I thought it was old in that.
January, originally airing on January 13th, 2003.
Can we bring that back?
Can that be like a retro meme that we can...
Am I right in thinking that they do...
I mean, if you do the cosplay,
I mean, they didn't have ads.
No, they still don't have ads.
So this day?
Oh, they still do stuff? No. Well, I mean, it depends on until you ask. I mean, I don't think they've updated, they still don't have ads. So this day, oh, they still do stuff?
No.
Well, I mean, depends on to you ask.
I mean, I don't think they've updated
in like two or three years at this point.
But every now and then,
I mean, more recently they have.
No, really?
It's been more recent than that.
It's not regular, but it's strong as inbox.
It must be of a flow.
Oh my gosh.
And copy 386 can't handle it.
Oh, copy.
Good old copy.
What happened to the show?
Or the series or everything, the website?
I just went to the 20th anniversary show.
Gosh, I guess it was two years ago now.
I went to the 20th anniversary show in Atlanta.
And they're doing stuff all the time.
They just, they got other projects besides home started.
They did a Yokega Gaba.
I think they were writers on Yokega.
What?
Yeah.
I think so.
I feel like one of the most insulting questions you can
ask professionally is they, oh, you still do stuff. Oh, really? I feel like I was like, oh,
strong. They still do some sort of still makes up. I'm so insulting. They do. The thing where
slow things down and yeah, Matt, Matt, uh. You know, he does that all the time.
Jeff does that to people who are always like us.
What do you do here anymore?
I think he's lots of random people.
Matt, Matt's the writer and director for Yo Gabba Gabba
and also work for the Disney Channel animated series
Gravity Falls.
How cool.
So, I'm a little bit of a manly fall.
Yeah, they still do things.
Just, people got to other projects.
What?
This was huge.
I was like, did you read?
Did you read recently where Rod and Tomatoes did a whole article
about John Carpenter and his best films and remembering
and John Carpenter replied, thanks.
I'm not.
Was it joke?
No, they were reporting on his birthday.
They were like remembering John Carpenter on his birthday.
I thought he was dead too though,
but I think it's because what's the name?
Someone else died that I confused with John Carpenter.
Yeah, it is.
What's crazy about your, what's crazy about it?
There you go.
It's who I was thinking of.
He had a really funny response though.
There's a thing that happens where celebrities
accidentally see their obituaries in the newspaper.
Is that what it's called?
And they see how they're going to be remembered. And because they accidentally get published because people will be like,
is it making it turn ever new leaf? Like, I don't want to be remembered this way. I don't know.
We hope so. You know, like, I'm screwed. Thank God. Yeah. The moment you die, though, everyone,
it's me. These are so nice about you. But I mean, yeah, if you like someone,
and you and I have talked about this before, if you like someone and you like their work,
you know, why not celebrate them while they're still alive? I agree with that. and I have talked about this before. If you like someone and you like their work,
you know, why not celebrate them while they're still alive?
I agree with that.
And we have talked about, like specifically the big,
the example you and I have talked about is Ringo Star.
Like people always treat him like a joke
when it comes to the Beatles.
Right.
But he's still like this amazing musician
who's like one of the most, if not the most iconic band ever.
He's treated like a joke.
And at some point he's not gonna be here anymore.
And everyone's gonna be like,
remember, right now, it's so hard.
Oh, he's so amazing to go over his career
and everything like that.
I think to do that now with a guy's alive.
I hate when people let you get up on the bandwagon
of being like, oh, I love that person.
It's like, you never even got to love him.
But you can't, you can't remember everyone's lives
or the still alive,
because so many damn people alive.
Well, if you can remember when they're dead,
I mean, when they're dead,
it's because damn,
the person died that one time.
They've been alive every day since then.
Are you gonna spoil your life?
I know, I think so.
I'm not personally, if someone else can do it.
Really?
Who are you gonna do?
Would you set it over?
Would I slow my my death?
Oh my God, how morbid.
That's kind of cool.
Is that not cool?
Oh, okay.
Do you think you still have a thing,
like a YouTube channel by then?
Reignite it.
You think I have my own YouTube channel?
In like, six years?
Someone like that.
What?
Boom.
Bear, like less people of note die every year
than people who are of note who continue to live.
By several times.
I think, really like, you're still alive.
Who do I really like? It's still live. Ashley.
Oh, she left.
Hey, there she is.
Hey, look, we have champagne.
Is that I saw her sculpting about?
Do you want to do a champagne?
Do you want a glass?
Come get some.
Do you want to get a little bit there?
She will never turn down champagne.
You can drink out of my glass.
She has everything I have.
She's been lured over with champagne.
She's grabbing two.
Oh, she's grabbing two.
And the bottle.
There she goes.
She's got a beautiful lady right there.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I have to think out of my all the same it comes Ashley. She's been lured over with champagne. She's grabbing to and the bottle
Refined that's the actually I round she like emerged from the darkness
Off goes the bottom it's gone and left. Somebody I like that still live
Harrison Ford Harrison Ford
I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
She says that Bernie's block tastes good.
Yeah.
The better mouth around the glass.
Hey, that's not on camera.
I like unfiltered, Ashley.
Let me make that at me.
I'm just saying occasionally, just like or treat the person well.
Don't make the joke that ring goes down. Right. This joke when you know when you go star if you're watching
we love you very much. Come on the podcast. Very much. Ringo star. Love love Ringo star.
Yes. Although John did have a great line of what Ringo star. I was that even true. I
felt like that was debunked. Oh really? I feel like I've seen it on a video.
We've been filmed to video at that point, but.
I'm looking at that.
We're telling you,
treat Ringo star nicely.
And here we are.
Hashtag treat Ringo star.
Ringo star Joker from Legends.
There's not true.
It's not true.
It was uttered by British comedian Jasper Carrot
in 1983.
Jasper Carrot made that joke?
Yes.
Damn, that's awesome.
I've no idea who that is, but I'm glad we have a bridge here.
You know, Dawn from the office.
Yeah.
Her dad.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
So the pilots for the British office,
and the last name is not Carrot.
The dynasty.
The pilots for the British office and the American office
are nearly identical.
Yeah.
But the British office, that's probably the best joke
in the pilots. When Rick and Jervais says, everyone's probably the best joke in the pilot is.
When Rick and Jervais says everyone wishes they could wake up at the crack of dawn.
It was what?
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Instead of just butter, butter.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But.
But yeah, you like better British.
British office or American office?
I thought the British office was really good, but I think I liked the American office more,
but not counting the last couple of seasons.
Yeah, people don't really like those last few seasons.
I like him in different ways.
I like, I think like season two to four
of the American office of phenomenal stuff.
But the, you know, British office is the best.
It's just seem like the office was ever
as big as a show like friends or
cheers. I think the show that really fell off poorly was how I met your mother.
That ending was so bad. Oh yeah. Well, it's weird that the whole show was
geared around the title of the show. Yeah. Is leading up to this moment. Everyone's like,
yeah, cool. Yeah. Spoilers, we haven't seen it. Yeah. I mean, it's awesome.
Apparently Neopatra Harris got double the salary of everyone else. He deserves it. And I and I've watched
The Beasts and I feel like it's definitely deserved. Maybe he should have got three times. Yeah, no, he's just like
He's an absolute machine of performance. He's great. I met him once night. I told him not to die
Right, that's one of those people there's the one I really like it. Well, he's alive. I said, please don't die. And he goes.
Security.
Remove this woman. Hopefully he's working on that. I hope so. We can probably
let every rest. I'm like, the sass is creed out better. Please let me cosplay for you.
He did you a, Or you in the event.
You have to come out.
I was at armored Harley and I just ran up.
So when he was in this like this little vest,
he looked real nice.
His hair was all back.
And he suit it up.
Yeah.
I was like, I was like,
he's so cool.
So let me show you this.
So Ryan, do you and Ryan play the same kind of games?
Ryan, do we play the same kind of games?
Yeah, so this is the lament that Gavin and I have is we're both we will live with and are dating
Game or girls, but they don't play the same games that we do so it's kind of like you're you're a criminal for not playing PUBG
Gavin that's on you. I know I know PUBG that's last night last night Meg
Decided like 1 a.m. she's gonna go up and play PUBG.
She got chicken dinner and she came back down.
I was like,
I just needed that little bit of value.
I wish I was just.
I came to bed.
Yeah, I just wish I was good at that.
I can't even, I can't compete with that.
I never got chicken dinner.
Play two of those with her.
Can you play a dents?
Yeah, I'll play with her, drag her down.
No, I'll get a ringer from the community.
Let me be honest, I asked her this weekend
if she wanted to do
Some some does do our time me and her PUBG and she was like
Yeah, maybe I may be a customer that should do me
Meg's a winner though like you know she
Sorry, look do you want to talk about this? Let's bring this down actually can I have some champagne? Do you want to just bring it back?
Okay, I don't think I actually just played PUBG once.
She won't play seven days to die with us.
We're so unfortunate.
We have a Minecraft server.
It's like a, it's like an adult version of Minecraft.
This is weird.
That sounds like mature rated one.
Cool.
I think you're in the zombie apocalypse.
And they're trying to fuck you.
Even though the zombies in Minecraft,
this is more like survival mode.
Yeah, realistic looking.
And the zombies are an actual threat.
And every seven days, I hope it. The zombies attack your house in a big horde and the zombies are an actual threat. And every seven days
I hope it the zombies attack your house in a big court and the hordes get worse over time
I have to build up your house. Thank you. I think you are or your
Dama size. I started playing they are billion. Yeah, buddy. You get hooked. Oh my god. It's yeah, so good
But so fucking hard so fucking hard so hard. You just like it it's a RTS game. You ever play FTL?
No.
The FTL is a great game.
I feel amazing.
Yeah, FTL is a really easy great game.
It's like a four or five years old at this point,
but I would highly recommend playing FTL.
It's so great.
But it's one of those games where the whole game
from beginning to end lasts about two hours.
Oh, wow.
They can just sit down and play it in one session.
Yeah.
Or it's like, you know, for me,
for me, the game's lasted about 20 minutes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's go. But that's it. That's a full run through the game., for me, the game's last about 20 minutes. We have. Yeah, but that's it.
That's a full run through the game.
And you can say, even walk away if you want to, you know,
but you kind of like start a session, say, okay,
how well can I do this time?
Yeah.
And this one, they are billions is an RTS game,
but set like the zombie post apocalypse and everything.
A steam punk zombie post apocalypse.
Oh my God.
What did the, I don't even have,
those are looser for units, right?
I don't even have those yet.
So it's like, there's billions of zombies
who are attacking your little settlement.
So you're trying to build out your settlement
and just defend from an unrelenting hoard of zombies.
And you're going to lose eventually.
Yeah.
It's just how long you can last.
Yeah.
No, you can make it all the way.
And you can win defeat the final horse.
For me, I'm going to lose eventually.
I can't win.
The bomb is one little zombie makes it through your defenses.
And in all of a sudden it says, your buildings are being attacked.
Actually, where?
There's one guy going, yeah.
And then all of a sudden it affects that building and then your whole column.
If it infects a building, that building starts spitting out other zombies.
It's like a, a building in phases, like a sacral titan. It's very a, a, a, build like in phases, like it's like a tackle Titan.
Do do do do.
It's very much like a tack on Titan degree.
Yeah.
Yeah, except, you know, zombies, not these massive,
whatever the fuck those things are.
Titans.
Beautiful, beautiful naked giant.
They're so creepy though.
It's so beautiful.
Weird.
Those blank faces.
Yeah, man.
That's why it's great,
especially when there's what.
What? You like your about sneeze. No. Oh, I'm making a blank faces. Yeah man that's why it's great especially when there's what you
like about sneeze now I'm making a blank face you like this you like that's my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best my best a bit. No spoiling. All right. There's a monkey throwing huge Titans over the wall.
Gotta look out. The manga is crazy. You should read the manga. Yeah. You read manga, bro. No, not a single one. You should read that's why Uncle. That's my favorite
mom. You're see. Do you know what's anime? I'm not a big anime fan. No. I watched a basically Akira speed racer.
Hell yeah.
And Ruby, that's it.
That's an anime.
That's pretty much it.
Yeah.
That's pretty much it.
Don't ask slash or slash anime.
Yeah, I just don't ask them.
Aaronimer, so I don't know what else it is.
We were in Akihabara and we saw it.
We saw it, there was a guy and I asked the guy in Japanese
I was like, oh, how's this anime?
And he goes, it's really good.
It's from America, it's a really good anime.
And I was like, legit.
Fuck you.
Like, hell, you know?
It's awesome.
It's good.
I want to go back to Japan, I haven't been alone for a long time.
It's so good.
Oh my gosh.
I'm really the one that was talking about eating horse sushi.
Yeah.
It was, I should send you that place.
Like, it's legit.
Like, everything on the menu is horse.
That's so white.
And what's the name of the place?
Horse, I don't know.
I don't know.
I haven't saved.
It's like a series, this is like a Japanese name.
But it's actually surprising, like it's not in like a touristy area,
like you have to go off the bean path.
So it's like, I remember, like the quilt is like, it's like 40 bucks
and it's like seven courses of horse and all you can drink.
That's amazing. And it's just like, here's horse soup. Here's of horse and all you can drink. That's amazing.
And it's just like, here's the horse soup.
Here's raw horse.
Here's a horse salad.
It's like, okay, I'm all about to end it.
And here's the horse, it's gone.
And every piece of horse comes with like a little sign
in Japanese that tells you what it is.
And even if you don't speak Japanese,
there's a drawing of a horse on the wall
with like all the different words.
You're like, oh, this is.
To think you've got one. like free glue on the way out.
Ace Ventura.
Of course.
There's a horse over there.
There's a horse over there.
What's that damn noise?
Is it Ashley?
Oh, it's like the over the,
these are sound words you get out.
Anyway, really good.
So she means I like,
I feel just a lump of.
Yeah, what they'll do is they'll cut it like really thin.
A lump of horse.
Slice is a raw horse and they freeze it.
So it's like kind of crisp.
Mm.
I feel like you shouldn't eat sashimi
if the animal could live through it.
What does that mean?
Well, I mean, I could scrape off some horse
off a living horse,
and it would still be a horse.
What?
Yeah, have you ever,
have you never seen,
I've seen videos where people eat fish that are
still alive or like fried.
Yes, but I'm not a fan of that.
Where they cut the frog open and they literally like presented to itself and like place it
so it's like watching you eat it's good.
Come off it.
That's men.
There's somewhere.
There's a country that just outlawed boiling live lobster.
Really?
That's amazing.
I don't remember where it was somewhere in your house.
You've actually sell it something else too.
I figured it was, but it was like really interesting.
Like they outlawed bullying in general or something like that.
I can't really believe that.
I'm even bullying lobster.
Switzerland. Switzerland banned boiling live lobsters.
So it's the thing in there.
You get to get to the event of night.
Stamming right in the head.
Give me the eyes and you go, goop right there. In the head. Yeah. Give me the eyes and you go, right there in the eyes. We go right between the
heads and you go, beep. I thought I was on the top of the head where the plates
like me. I think it's a good eyes. And you go, what do you keep saying eyes?
You take the knife and you put it in there and then you cut it in the eye.
Give me a knife, boop. A knife, boop. You got a knife here.
What are you gonna do? Quick knife. I got my knife here. If you just like see that
little cut, you want to cut yourself. Have you have a danger? Have What are you gonna do? Quick knife. I got my knife. Here, if you just like see that little cut.
I don't, because I cut.
You want to cut yourself. Have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, have you, killed most of the kinds of things. I've never killed a chicken. I mean, a bunch of chicken.
I've never killed a cow.
I mean, I could, I could, I feel like I could shoot a cow.
Feel like you wouldn't shoot a lobster.
You'd really make a mess of it.
Oh, if I was like, if I had to do it,
I would kill a lobster.
Sure.
You would?
You don't need to eat lobster, but if I need to eat,
yeah.
I feel like I really need to prove.
I should just be a vegetarian.
Because I'm like, I'm so grossed out by... Ryan's been vegetarian for like 10 years 13 years. Wow.
Ryan hasn't touched meat. So what do you have for fun?
My fun food Ryan would you like for fun?
Ryan is so many different things. He's like we go and find all these different
like we were in Japan and we actually found lots of vegetarian options for him
and stuff. It was really good. I was so disappointed this weekend.
I went to Whole Foods and I thought I was buying
like a little container of like,
Buffalo Chicken Wings, but I didn't pay attention to it.
I just grabbed one and I got home and I looked at it.
It was like Buffalo flavored tofu.
I was like, aww.
I was like, it was so good.
That was really good.
I don't know who I am anymore.
That was it.
I was like, that's it, popcorn.
I mean, it looks legit. It looks legit. Looks it popcorn. I mean I was like it looks legit looks really good. I
Yeah, my face also
As he's horrible to me. It was really good. I have a question. What the Christ is tofu? It's so you yeah
I heard so we
Know that was my face
Is that you liked it or that it was this before I ate it. I was like, oh, I'll let you a kitchen tile.
I hate it.
Why?
That's the backsplash and it's small.
So if you get it dirty and you try to wipe it down,
it just cuts up napkins or paper towels
or whatever you're trying to clean with.
It's kinda scary in your hand.
It's not like sharp, but it'll shred paper,
but it won't shred your head.
It'll brush.
Yeah, but then you scrape it. You scrape it. It's all glass tile
Oh, it's great. You you scrape it right there's no winning in the scenario bad relationship. It is the
Mad Max. It's fucking terrible. It's the worst. Let me read it. Would you eat would you eat meat out of a peachy dish?
Yes, but they're growing me now and it's gonna be a thing where they just grow me
Absolutely. Well me goes anyway. Well, me growers anyway.
I know me grows anyway.
Let me read this and we'll come back to that
because I have something to say.
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So I think will you invite me over?
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So going back to this lab created me.
Yeah, deal with me. I would eat it, soulless. So we're back to this lab created meat. Yeah, um, guiltless meat.
What?
I would eat it.
Solus.
So it grows as meat.
It doesn't grow as an animal that never lived and then they cut the meat.
Yeah, they just grow the meat.
How do I do that?
Ryan, do you want to talk about that?
Do you have an opinion?
Ryan, do you know about my, it tells you you eat peachy dish meat.
We should, that's fine.
We had a theory.
Would you still eat meat if you had to cut off one of your fingers to eat a certain type
of meat?
So like no chicken pork beef.
Exactly.
So I got to pick.
Yeah.
So if you're like, okay, you got pork first.
Yeah.
So you could so yeah, you're really, you're insane.
Pork is the most versatile meat.
Fuck off.
Absolutely.
Eggs are not a meat. Eggs are. Absolutely. I'm a hit.
Eggs are on a meat.
With poultry.
You got ham, you got bacon, you got pork belly.
Tell the same thing.
No, it's not.
They're all different things.
Pork is the most versatile meat.
Chicken's the last one you cut.
Fingered to animal.
Yeah.
Pork, beef, maybe chicken.
What?
Fish.
I don't eat fish.
Can I do both pinkies and get beef and chicken?
Yeah, you have to lose a finger per...
You're an idiot.
Creature you eat.
Ironically, you get down, you're like,
when you get down to lobster,
you're already like,
Hey!
But jokes on you, you can't cut it.
You've got to have enough fingers.
You have to throw them straight in the pot.
I wouldn't lose a single digit.
Neither, yeah.
If they were all of a sudden, we're like,
we're doing conservation of the world.
I'm not the finger for you.
I use this one.
I use this one.
What about on the left hand?
You're right handed, right?
What are you, what are you using this for?
I use this for.
What are you using this for?
Uh, he's a little bit this.
He like digging out an itch.
You can modify it.
You can get a Q tip.
They have like bad, they push wax and shawage.
What?
I've heard that.
We should go get our ears cleaned on the podcast.
Remember the time where they go on a minute
and they pull out like unbelievable.
Have you ever seen that photo?
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, what did you say?
Our friend went to a strip club in Vegas
and got his ears cleaned.
It's like your buff ring right now.
What is that?
What does that mean?
In that India, they have people on the street
who clean your ears.
Well, but I've never heard of it in Vegas at a strip club.
Yeah, apparently it's one of the most famous strip clubs.
Our friend went there.
Not gonna say his name, but he knows.
He went to a strip bar.
He really liked a strip bar.
And he was like, hey, I really like my ears being touched.
And she goes, I got you.
So she cleaned out his ears.
With.
Like they're in the club?
No, what with.
Like she was ready.
You got your tongue going in there?
Yeah. And then she got cute tips and got your tongue going in there? Yeah.
And then, but then she got a few tips and stuff
and she like actually couldn't clean his ears.
It's I think there's the thing you do
with your pan too, where you go and you can,
the, this is pretty girls and they kneel
and then you put your head in their lap
and they clean your ears.
And then just clean.
Yeah.
It's like a thing in other countries
it's not a big deal here.
Is this dude?
It sounds nice.
It's the US.
Yeah, he's nice.
Really, I've got to think about this.
It's interesting though, because I feel like,
we were going through TSA earlier this morning
and the lady, she was patting down my head and stuff
and it felt nice.
And I was like, imagine someone who doesn't have
human interaction and they don't have someone
to pet their head, pet their shoulders.
No, yeah.
And it's probably something that's so, so good for their, for their mental
and how mental well-being and like physical well-being,
to just have someone go pet, pet, pet, yeah.
Squeak, squeak, squeak, t-t-t-t.
Can I show you something gross Jessica?
I sure the audio audience could go
to one of those noise-today.
I'm not kidding.
One, so I used to,
I used to wear an earpiece on the podcast.
Did you pull it out and it was gross, show me.
No, I didn't pull the earpiece out, but I felt like it was impacting stuff in my ear.
So I had to go to the doctor and I asked him to look in it and he said, yeah, you got something in there.
Wow!
You had a baby.
You had to name it. Yeah.
That looks like a bell.
Yeah, it went in and then expanded on the inside.
Thank you, where are you?
When I came out of the house.
And the doctor, he tries to use a suction thing to get it.
And he was like, nope, nope, nope, can't get it.
And then he tried tweezers or some other thing.
This is like, ooh, I wish I was there.
Oh, there it is.
Oh, God.
I wish I was there. Is it like long ago? Wow. And your brain? It was so, I was there. Oh, there it is. You know, like, God, that. I wish I was there. Because it like long ago into your brain.
It was so, I think so.
It was such an immense sense of relief.
Do you want to check your pimple popper?
No, I've seen it on my, like, God.
Doctor of pimple poppers, like the most,
do you want to check your pimple poppers?
I know, Dr. Pizzcau.
It's just watching people, it's so gross,
but I love watching people pop stitch.
And whenever Ryan has a lot of pop shums.
Oh, listen.
Or whenever someone has like dead skin,
and one of the girls is a certain portion of girls
that are just groomers.
And Ashley's one of the actual,
do groom Ashley?
Ashley groom me.
She's picking at me all the time.
She would do it in a heartbeat.
Yeah, she's picking at me all the time.
She's like, pick, pick, pick, pick, pick.
Yeah, go be good.
Oh, you got a little.
Yeah.
Or she does this thing.
Well, I'll just be sitting there for walking by
and then she like comes up to me and I just feel
a little scratch in the back of my neck
and I say, I have to hold still.
Yep.
And then she's like, like a monkey looking for.
Sounds really cool actually.
What's that?
Sounds cool.
Does Meg groom you?
They all head on her lap and let her groom you.
No, okay.
Oh, really?
The groomer.
You sad?
Don't be sad, yeah. She played PUBG.
We don't like PUBG.
Come back.
We're commentary on that with all of them. I just want to watch her video and think.
I held some jump bait.
She uploaded something. She uploaded like the last seven minutes of that
match in her commentary is amazing.
Well, she's been recording a few of them, but
she got to the point where she was like not confident in winning, so
she ended up just pushing the microwave. I record. So she had to subtitle because she was so far from her mic
But I record every match. I don't record my own audio, but I record every game of PUBG that I play
Just because I'm like you never know it like always something different happens or something weird and I I
Had an issue I had this scenario last night where I was running towards a hill, someone
saw me and starts firing on me.
So like I hide behind a rock and I'm like, okay, the enemy's up on the hill.
So like I heal, I'm like, okay, I'm going to go this way, I'm going to advance, I'm going
to come up, I'm going to find him.
I go up there, he's gone.
Like where the fuck is he?
I look down the hill, look around, like he's gone.
I continue the game like, whatever.
The game's over and I'm like, what happened to that one guy?
So I go back and I watched the replay and, whatever. The game's over and I'm like, what happened to that one guy?
So I go back and I watch the replay
and it was the weirdest thing where I'm healing.
And then when I decide to make my move,
I go this way, he decides he's gonna flush me out
and he goes that way.
And like we're going opposite ends around this hill.
It's like excuse me, dude.
We're like right next to each other
and we're just like moving around this hill
at the exact same moment.
And I'm like, I turn right to look for him
And he like turns left. It's like we just missed each other the entire time like what the fuck? How is that possible?
Misconnections on PUBG
Like hey, what's up devil 1111?
You were shooting at me. I went looking for you. You should have message him. We'll like to check this shit out
Yeah, crazy connections. So what does asked to do when you'll play in PUBG?
Uh, I don't know. I've got my headphones on like I'm into it. I'm just I'm just I always warn her. I'm like hey
I'm gonna go play a game. I'm gonna have the headphones on like I'm gonna be like all about this for the wash
It's like that's fine. Yeah, whatever. Go for it. Why don't you play why don't you guys play together? Who?
You an Esther? Yeah Gavin and Gus. Oh, Gavin you can get him playing
Well, I made you made bad face. Oh, you mean to that's not just play. I don what up. He made bad face. Oh, he made a bad.
No, I don't really play with my I play duos with my brother in law a lot.
But we can do squad. You me him and we'll find someone else.
I'm dreaming.
I'm going to my dad.
Do you talk? Yeah, you like talk over.
We actually just set up a discord as much as I hate discord.
Just because white hate discord.
It's just another fucking thing I got to run.
I know he gets really mad about discord.
It's like the in game chat is fine,
but then you can't talk between rounds.
It's like when you're on the lobby, it's like to start.
I was not the best thing about Xbox Potties
is that it was kind of irrelevant from the game.
You could just talk over the loading screens.
Looks like GD's gonna be our first generational nepotism hire.
He's gonna come work at the company
and he's gonna run community servers.
Like he's gonna run community servers for...
Tell him to stop doing 10 manslin.
Listen, 10 mans are the worst.
He's really upset with you because you run just vanilla.
That's the best.
Well then go play in the fucking play list.
I want to play with people from the community.
I want to kill people from the community.
Boring now.
10 man's is the worst.
It's unmanageable.
Why?
Because too many people talk.
There's a communication problem where I played in a 10 man
with you a couple of weeks ago.
And it's like, we referenced this in the vlog.
I have the same important information.
I see enemies, but everyone on my fucking team
is talking and I can't tell everyone
where the fucking enemy is.
That's why we declared you the leader.
Everyone listens when you talk
and you're the only person that you talk.
What if that does not work out?
But then the other squad's like,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
You think it was?
But if that, on everyone's keyboard,
it was an I am important key,
where if you hold it down, everyone has to listen to you.
It's just automatic.
Everyone's everyone's, everyone's to say, what now? Who wouldn't tape it down? I get to listen to you. It's just automatic. Everyone's every one of them. I would take the butt back.
Who wouldn't tape it down?
I get like a little weight.
You think everything.
I think you say in a game is really important.
Absolutely.
Everyone thinks everything they say in the game is important.
That's the problem.
See, when I'm playing a game, I know that 95% of what I'm saying is just blah.
Let's play.
I want to play with you now.
Yeah.
Pubg is the answer.
It's because I want to dominate you.
Pubg is the answer.
That's the thing. Because people are like, blah, blah, blah, blah. And you're like, the bad thing banter. You have to guess like, I wanna dominate you. I'm not banter. That's the thing, because people are like,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And you're like, the guy, the game is like 50% audio.
I gotta be able to hear footsteps and stuff like that.
And people are looking around, going,
up, I found a crossbow.
It's, it's, it's, it's, it's,
dude, who cares?
Come on, shut up.
On level two, how am I?
Do you want me to level two, how am I?
Yeah, on level three boots.
Got some nine millimeter ammo here.
Anyone want?
No one cares.
Oh, yeah, but it's like, it's like even like 20 minutes in, people are, you just are like this
big and people are just like, blah, blah, blah, blah.
It's like, dude, just listen.
Let's go.
We're about to die.
I mean, I had one of the best ever pubg endings we played in a squad.
It was me JD, Teddy, P to this guy we play with. And
we got down to one of the rare times when the circle ends in a building. Oh, and it was me
and Teddy. It was three left and me and Teddy in the building. And we just happened to pick the
right building like 10 minutes before the end of the match where the circle keeps coming closer
and closer to us. And then we ended up in a bathroom with like a pencil thin zone
and everybody was crammed to the bathroom
while firing in the doorway at each other.
Like Teddy shot me at one point
because it was like so tense.
So you win?
Yeah, we won.
Yeah, Teddy and I won.
It was good. It was on Miramar too.
I never fucking win on Miramar.
He's got chicken dinners with your kids.
It's great.
That's what he's very good.
It should be a reward.
Like if you win a chicken dinner with your kid,
you mean, all right, shut it down.
The sun.
We're gonna go buy some chicken.
I didn't sell.
We're going to pop eyes.
Yeah.
We had a chicken dinner here for something.
I forget.
We had for Pomsquad.
Pomsquad is that it.
Yeah, we had chicken dinner.
We didn't win.
We didn't win.
We just had chicken dinner.
I think we're gonna do like a sexy pub G sheet
and there's gonna be a sexy chicken.
I think I'm gonna be this.
I'm the sexy chicken dinner. So you're gonna be a sexy chicken. I think I'm gonna be the, I'm the sexy chicken.
So you're gonna be the sexy chicken dinner.
I don't know, I have to figure it out.
I was thinking I've got this little cufflinks
on my hands on my feet.
And I'm like, oh, just lying a pan.
So what's sexy pub G?
Like a strategically placed frying pan.
Yeah, and like a spray pan for like super, like Chris.
I mean, most people start in their underwear, right?
And pub G?
Yeah, yeah.
So it's completely legally game appropriate.
Why not?
Yeah.
Just gotta put that frying pan somewhere.
Underwear and guns and pans.
Yeah.
America.
Two little pan.
Or that utility belt that everybody has.
If we throw out the utility belt, do you just lose all of your inventory, period?
No, I don't use the utility belt.
Oh, does do anything in the beginning?
No, nothing.
Yeah.
I don't, I don't, I don't run with that.
Game's still great.
Have you ever watched out for a day to play? It's a nightmare. It's incredible. It's a nightmare. Yeah, he don't I don't run with that game still great. Have you ever watched Alfredo play?
It's a nightmare. It's incredible. It's a nightmare. Yeah, he played like whenever we do a stream everyone is like I you know whoever's available come in sit down if Alfredo's playing he will bring in his mouse mat and his mouse
All this stuff. He's got like a whole thing and he plays so differently to everyone is incredible
You got to just stand behind him and watch him play PUBG. It's good stuff. Did you watch the crazy coincidence,
the mashup between John Reissinger
and his personal Twitch channel,
and Alfredo and his personal Twitch channel?
Oh, you did it again.
Did they end up in the same server?
And they got down to about 50 people,
and I think it was the viewers on Alfredo's string
pointed it out to him,
and then they pointed it out to John.
Somebody cut him together in like real time,
but edited it. Then they ended up, they were the last two people in the whole match. Yeah, so John rising a lost yeah
Yeah, yeah, while the alert
That right here was trying to work out something where Alfredo wouldn't shoot him and in Alfredo's words if I let John kill me
Yeah, a map of PUBG
He would have been hotter would have never let me live it down
He's the code on the door. Yeah, and he gets his snow away.
He gets so he immediately killed Jon, you know.
Right?
Don't prefer my class to feel like a bitch.
And he just like,
so what are you guys getting on a Marriot cut?
Switch, Mario Kart?
Yeah, actually you lost my switch.
Where's my switch?
Is Mario Karton VR chat?
It's not in my backpack, okay?
You can play Mario Karton VR chat.
No, you did not. Twitter in my backpack. It's amazing. You lost this switch? It's amazing. It's not in my backpack. You can play Mario Kart and VR chat. No, you did not tweeted my backpack
You lost the switch
Hey, we never asked where do I go? Do we never asked about the meat?
Ryan me even come up. Yeah, come up. Okay
Time to wrap up anyway. Oh, you let me wait. Talk more about this
Peachy dish meat. I'll look it up. They just did a whole thing about it
But yeah, you can play Mario Kart in VR chat and it's amazing you play when is just
Cuz not coming out when you don't really Friday Friday Friday. So how do they decide where the meat ends?
What
Little so beef
Right they're not growing a cow. You're right to carve up into different cuts of meat
So they just like we'll just grow a sirloin Mm- knows exactly what. Not quite. How does it what? They grow the
meat protein. Wait. What? Like a generic piece of meat. It's not like, they're not building
a part of a cow like a sirloin. They're just building meat. It's like a tea a pet
but with flesh. That's pretty close.
Flesh a pet?
Cultured meat, also called clean meat, lab grown meat,
test tube meat, tube steak, oops, steak.
Oh, oh, steak.
That's like a goger.
Meat grown in cell culture instead of inside of animals.
It is a foremost cellular agriculture.
Oh, me have different toughnesses.
I'm sorry to go back.
Toughnesses.
I just got corrected on Twitter,
and I'm a big enough person to admit it.
Okay.
Who is this?
At Ice Case 2 says,
the utility belt increases the weight capacity by 50.
With utility belt, 70 hole capacity,
without utility belt, 20 hole capacity.
I'm disappointed.
So I'm fucking myself over.
I need to put it on.
You're holding like five shotgun shells.
Yeah, okay. Anyway.
I was told you're gonna go home and take off my utility belt. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,. Tyrone, growing meat. You can make like a Texas,
a Texas.
I think they can probably make like a mold
and grow it into that.
Like grow it out.
Yeah.
You're asking, I'm sorry to get that.
That's a big thing.
It's like that.
Like that.
The chicken nuggets.
Just smash them into a little shape.
Yeah, but once that was the chicken.
You ever see the video of the guy who made his own chicken sandwich?
No.
Oh, wait, yeah.
He went through all the effort to make it.
Every step of the way.
It cost him like six months and thousands of dollars
and then it's like,
comment was like, it's okay, right?
It's the best.
It's the best.
Chicken sandwich.
All right, let's wrap this up.
All right.
All right, thank you everyone for watching.
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What's it called?
Becoming Jessica Degree?
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