Rooster Teeth Podcast - Johnny Depth - #428

Episode Date: May 9, 2017

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and I feel weird that you did like you gotta say I'm Brandon. I'm Brandon. Oh, going back to it. I just fucked it all up. Was it brought to us by this episode is brought to you by Smir a square space. Sherry's berries and pro flowers.

Everybody try to touch the graphics. Let's touch this one. So Bernie, you just got back in town, right? Were you in LA next last week? No, last week I went to San Francisco, did a vlog in San Francisco because my buddy started a business and wanted me to come out to go to this dinner that she was part of She wouldn't throw it herself, but high end dinner the high end dinner. She liked that well done. Yeah

I don't know we can put weed in the title. It was all about a little bit of life You should have called it 420 just blaze that dank weed oh boy 100% and then like the little thumb emoji by Ray 100% and then like the little thumb emoji. By Ray. And put them in the thumbnail. If trust me, on YouTube was so many of the comments. But then after that, Gav and I met in New York,

well, along with some other people. We went to a thing called the YouTube creator summit and then they had this big thing called Brandcast where they announced. So a year in a row. Third year, this you know what this was, the only the third year of the event that they had it. I thought maybe I'd missed a first couple.

But no. I didn't realize that. We were actually invited to the first one. We're batting 100% lifetime the event that they had it. I thought maybe I'd missed a first couple, but no, I didn't realize that. We were actually invited to the first one. We're batting 100% lifetime. Oh, good about it. 100%. I was I invited. Well, here's why, right? So the YouTube creator summit is,

it was normally a hundred of the top creators on YouTube, but this year was 125. And that's not a lot. It fills a decent sized conference room basically, like an auditorium at a hotel, little presentation room, I don't know, subscribe ballroom. And, but it's, I mean, obviously,

you could probably pick 500 to a thousand people, you know, and still not scratch the surface of like, people who are doing really well on YouTube. But this was just North America too, this time. Last day was international. It had like people flown in from all around the world that Russia, India. I noticed some people were missing that I wanted to see there.

No one from the UK was there, except for Daniel and me, but I wasn't really from there. You're UK via Austin. Is that the way they say that? How does that work? Which one's the via? Like I'm from Australia via Houston. I was saying, I was saying, I was a year in Austin via the UK. He's an Austin via the UK, is that the way that work? Is it, which one's the VIA? Like I'm from Australia via Houston. Is it?

I was at your in Austin, VA, the UK. He's in Austin, via the UK, is that the way that goes? I have no idea. That's what I would say though. No one's gonna mistake you. From the UK, that's ridiculous fake accent that you have. It was good though, wasn't it? It was fun.

It was good. We like it because we get to see a bunch of people that we don't normally get to see. It's almost like South by Southwest in Austin when everybody comes to Austin, it's the one week. And they do a mixture of presentations between people who work at YouTube, which is always nice to hear from, like product people.

Yeah. High up people, CEOs, and then you got like presentations from YouTubers, and then you got outside speakers who are sometimes you're not expecting to see those people in real life. So it sounds like real work gets done unlike South by Southwest, which is just a bunch of people getting together and partying. Getting free stuff. Yeah. Well, it's always,

and it's really relevant right now, but it's also a chance for the top creators to talk to the YouTube execs, which that was a little uncomfortable this time because there's a ad thing going on right now in the YouTube environment where people's ads are getting removed. There's a lot of people in that room who every year are much more vocal than others. Yeah. So I just sit back. Let me guess you're not one of them. And listen to other people yell at the CEO of YouTube. There was a thing where we had a speaker. I feel okay saying this because Gavin posts on social media and then they posted a big selfie with him. But Will Smith was one of the people that came and spoke to us. And Gavin was at a rehearsal for the big brand cast event,

which is where they announced other shows to advertisers and Super Slow Show was one of them. It was funny, it was Ryan T. Creston show then Ellen DeGeneres and Gavin DeGeneres. It was just like, I don't know. And we're just going down the list. Yeah, presented by James Corden too.

Like he was at Katy Perry, where the posts basically of that thing. So it was pretty cool to see Gavin the mix with all that stuff. Is Katy Perry gonna be a, in any segments? Slow motion show? She's on Ryan's own dresses. That would be cool.

But yeah, not gonna happen. I Katy Perry in slow motion, I think we'd get some views. Depends what part of her in slow motion. Well, okay. Oh yeah, the Elmo shirt gift, that's already in slow motion. People like that. We should do that. Hey, Gavin, recreate that on your show.

All right. KKP is very short here now. I'm just bringing that up. Very short trousers. Go ahead. Oh, her ass was out. Yeah, I was like, I was looking. I was like, that's KPP's butt.

Wait, did you say arse or ass? Sit us with an a. See, now say it again, say it again. Oss. So I said before the podcast, I've never heard Gavin say, Ars. The way many people from the rhymes with Foss. It's also though. What I could tell.

How often is that coming to play? He says, as well. Well, I'm saying, like, I pronounced the a in Foss in the same way I'd say a. Yeah, how often do you say Foss? You just said the a in Farse. I didn't say Farse. Go ahead, say the word Farse.

Foss. I heard the a in there. F ahead, say the word Farse. Farse. I heard the R in there. Farse. Farse. The only thing that's different is the F on the beginning of it. I was saying back to back again. Farse. But it turns out I have heard him say Ars.

Because apparently he says it that way all the time and he just doesn't actually pronounce the R. What you're saying is Ass. That's how you say Ass. And for me, Ass is a donkey and an ass is this part of my body. Right, or your bum. So what is someone's an asshole? What do you say?

A asshole. You're saying ass. I'm saying A, R, S, E, whole. But how would you say A, S, S, whole? I'd be weird, that'd be a donkey hole. What the hell is that? Let me put it in comparison for you here of something else.

To me, it's the same way you pronounce, I say water and you say, how do you say it? What? What? Yeah, so it's me, it's the same way. It's like you pronounce the word ass with that ridiculous accent that you have. That's what it is.

It's me, not that you're adding an R in. To me, the word, R is a totally different word that only British people use. To me, it just sounds like you put it up. You're talking about the people who say the hot, ah, in R. Like scotch people would say that the hard are in us.

Yeah, like Scottish people would say that. Yeah, yeah, there you go. Like, ours, ours. Do you have a Scottish accent? Can you do a Scottish accent? We're not going into the ones that you will spit all over yourself. I like, there's a strategy in the podcast of Gavin, or I putting the other one on the defensive, like as soon as possible.

Yeah, it's fun sitting in between you guys all the time. It's like we walk into the room to see each other the first time one of us shoves the other one backwards into a corner, but we don't know who it's gonna be. Right. So for you guys who watched podcasts, we had a segment recently with Gus. Yeah, we did.

And the Smirnov guys, where Gus got to make his own recipe. He made the, the, what? Barclings, Sarola. We were here for that, weren't you? I wasn't here for that. I was just, Gus got a drink for Sarov. You not watched the show? I didn't see the ones I'm is this? Gus, Gus got a drink for dinner. You not lost the show? I didn't see the ones I'm on.

But hey, guess what, Bernie? That's it. We're doing another drink for someone special today. Who are we doing for? Barbara Duncomann. So you can have now we're finding out what the priority list is. Yeah.

Ooh. Yeah. Barbara has her own drinks. Nice. She has her own clothes. Clothes. Listen. So did you decide this drink own clothes, clothes, what do I do? So did you design this drink? Well actually Texas helped me brew it. Hi Texas, it's called, you can't hear me self-mine.

It's called Barbara's Punch. Hey. Get it, so it's the PUN is capitalized. You can always tell a good drink name if you have to widen your eyes and they're gonna go. And a whole the emphasis on one syllable. Punch. You know, he's tell a good drink name if you have to widen your eyes and go Hold the emphasis on one syllable Those are everything I say on this podcast But no, I mean we want to do drinks for

Burning Gavin too, so if you have a suggestion you could always like tweet us using hashtag or to podcast dude I'll drink something'll drink some booze. Yeah. Let's break the employee handbook. We have Texas bar tending here. We do. On set. You're gonna be making the date. Yes, yes, that's me here. And we should have, I think, a list of ingredients that we could put up on the screen of what it contains.

We do. See, the P.O.N. is capitalized. Please note that. So this one consists of 1.5 ounces of smear-knife number 21 vodka over ice, 1.5 ounces of pineapple juice, 1.5 ounces of orange juice, 1.5 ounces of smear-off number 21 vodka over ice, 1.5 ounces of pineapple juice, 1.5 ounces of orange juice, 1.5 ounces of cranberry, and then a splash of grenadine, and then you garnish it with either a pineapple or an orange wedge. And a mere chino cherry. And of course, smear-off is a vodka that delivers a good quality at a reasonable price. And then in their little tagline, they say, smear-off doesn't put on airs, leverage gimmicks or jack up its prices to hook consumers.

It's a brand that stands on its quality alone. I would absolutely order that. I mean, I wouldn't because of the terrible name, but if that was just listed as a drink, I would definitely get that. That sounds delicious. I love pineapple in drinks, put in a bottle, because. It's number 21.

Number 21, did I say that? Did you do it? Yeah. That's how you said, 24. Number 21. Oh, I think Patrick was correcting us to make sure that the right type of smear not which is it's old enough to train. Number 21. If you're keeping score at home, this is smear enough 21.

Number 20. No, it's interesting. It's that in America, it's pronounced smear enough. It was called in the UK. Guess. Smart enough. I don't know. Smin off. Since you don't say ours. So and that we say smear, smear enough? Smear enough. Yeah, I would say smear enough. What nationality is smear enough?

Because it's a name, right? It seems like it's someone. Well, you know they invented the Moscow Mule. Get that drink. I love that drink. That's my favorite drink. So maybe we should do like a Moscow Mule to have a cup of mug, though.

We will, we'll get one. I'm sure Smirnoff could hook us up with a copper mug. Do you know that I have a copper mug at my house? Four Gavin. Just Gavin. It's just him for when he comes over. I have other copper mugs. I think I'll see.

Where do you keep it? To keep it from other people? Is it like in its own lock box? Dude, Brandon, it's a fight every day. I'm always like beating people down for trying to use it. Now I just have to draw somewhere. It's in the, it's in the, it's in the, it's in the, it's in the, it's in the,

it's in the house. It's in the little drawer. There you go. So something I love about Smirnoff too is that it's probably one of my favorite alcohols to drink and it's always been like top quality. Like whenever I buy it something for a house party, it's always like, Smirnoff.

There's a tradition in the Alamo community where they drink Smirnoff ice, where they take a knee and drink it Yeah, you're seeing that now take a knee. I don't have to explain it It's there's a whole verb to it and everything like that, but it's really big I was at a festival one time and I didn't know I didn't know that was the protocol like I took a sip of mine like No, don't do everybody like freaked out It's really fun tradition to do well is America's number one vodka. I lost my cherry to the sink

You'll get a bomb it out of here. Did you pop it? Hey, Barbara. How was it? You guys tried? It's awesome. It's delicious. It's delicious.

Fruity doesn't slow me down. It really doesn't. Why would it? It's all fruity. You know, usually a fruity drink. I would do a little pressure to miss. Vodka and soda. Bam, done.

Easy. Is that the birdie drink? A. Vodka and soda. Bam, done. Easy. Is that the burning drink? A little bit of vodka and soda. Sure. Why not? Next week I'll bring you this brand new drink I thought I'm called vodka with soda. Yeah. The only drinks I drink are fruity, much the disappointment of my father-in-law.

Really? Every single time. You always order something very like something that's garnished with a lot of flavors. Yeah. Even I was in Mexico like the weekend before last And I ordered something that I thought was just completely just gonna be generic and it came with a an umbrella Do this there's nothing wrong with that Oh, no, there's two people. Oh, no, I don't apologize and I keep doing it, but I still feel bad

Because again, I explain it like she's the only his only eldest daughter. Yeah, and she's married to you. Yeah. It's the most of the youngest eldest daughter. Only eldest. Only eldest. Only eldest. Only daughter. The only daughter who is the eldest of the siblings.

Gotcha. Thank you. On only daughter who's eldest, I get you. I know now you're the third person I know who likes super fruity drinks and- I guess Gav and Dan both like fruity drinks. I'm loving this, I'm loving this. Everyone. And I'm holding to that.

How strong are these? Pretty strong? Okay. Got a knot off. Texas knows how to make them. Mm-hmm. Yeah, the buck is really good too. But Ashley's like that too. But we were in the fisherman's wharf for this vlog.

Wharf? I say wharf. The wharf. The wharf. As Gavim would say, the fisherman's Wharf for this vlog. Wharf. It's a wharf. The Wharf. As Gavin would say, the Fisherman's Wharf. Why can't you understand? The Wharf. The R is in there.

Har. Say it. You had R at the end of words all the time. Wolf. No, no, no. You did that sibling R, whatever that was. No. You're saying Fisherman's Wharf.

Wolf. Wolf. What dog goes wolf? Wolf. Bunch of deaf idiots. I got in this couch. I just want someone to put that over a dog's parking. War.

War. Ridiculous. We had very touristy restaurants over there and they had at one of them at the Hostest Station, which was outside, they had a mock-up of one of those gigantic fish bowl drinks and actually, I was, everything in my power cannot go into that place because I actually wanted to go in and get one of these mac. There's a place in Austin. It's like typically a brunch place, but they serve a punch bowl of some alcoholic beverage, but you need minimum four people to share it with. You can't order if you're just too much.

This is a way better way to go. Why not? Because there's too much booze. Too much booze, yeah. Mm. We at cheese. Go ahead. Oh, we did.

We did. I'll put that in the vlog this week. We went to a cheat place. Is that a rare occurrence? I was just segue. What's one of the good segue? What was it? I'm a solid.

I did do that though. We do need some help for future segments. So the audience could tell us what their favorite smear enough cocktail is or what fun thing we could come up with next time. Don't say vodka, because I took it pretty good. And we also need names for their drinks as well. So suggest that. Smirnov 21 and soda.

I know we've said the bar very high with barbers punch. So, you know, do your best. Punch. You'd say it weird. Yep, so check out Smirnov. If you are 21 or older, I would say the person we hung out with most who was unexpected to me was Holly. Oh really?

From Epic Meal Time. Was I expected? I always see him in passing and I have a chat every now and then. I must have spent like six hours with him on this thing because I was with the rehearsal. I was with him at the rehearsal for like four hours just shooting the shit.

Yeah, he's bloody hilarious. Oh, he's really funny. Yeah, he's also, he's just kind of never, one of the people who Yeah, it's bloody hilarious. Oh, he's really funny. Yeah, yeah, he's also, he just kind of never, one of the people who never stops. He's going, like, I don't know how someone that size maintains that energy. I think I met him one time and I thought he was gonna just pick me up with one hand

and he'd crush me. You get that feeling. He's probably like that. He's a big dude. I probably would like that. And he's Canadian. And Jewish. And Jewish.

He's from Montreal. He's, that's where I from. So, he's one of my people. There you go. And Jewish. He's from Montreal. That's where I from. So some of my people, there you go. She just said she's from Montreal. You corrected me when I said she was from Montreal. I didn't correct you. Are you asked me and I said I didn't know. That's not true.

That's not at all true. No, you always said if she from there and I went, hmm. Yeah, it's Ottawa. Well, okay, I was born in Montreal and I lived there till I was eight, then I went to high school in Ottawa. And I moved back to Montreal when I was 18 for college. So technically I spent more years in Montreal and I was born there.

But you're a fan of the Montreal hockey team. No, sorry, the Senators, the Ottawa Senators. That's why. That's how you know where you're from. How dare you? Well, that's... So I was told a story about Montreal, because one of the things that I've always noticed

is Montreal has a super high slugging average for good-looking people. Like a lot of good-looking people we know came from Montreal. Shira Naomi, Barbara Dunkelman. Yeah. There's somebody else too.

Somebody else I'm forgetting. It's like, the four people I know for Montreal are phenomenally good looking. Don't get too proud of yourself though, because I heard a story as to why that is. So apparently when Montreal was being settled, was a governor in France, if you went over there,

they would also give you one of the King's prostitutes as a bride to go over with you. So that the descendants, the female descendants of Montreal are all descendants of these French prostitutes as a bride to go over with you. So that the descendants, the female descendants of Montreal are all descendants of these French prostitutes. The best looking French prostitutes. That's what I was told. That's what I was told. It's a very different time.

It was 1987. I know, Seth. I know some really ugly people from Montreal as well. So I wouldn't. Are you going to Harley's a looker? Is that what you're saying? Oh, I think he's a looker, yeah. Can you name names of all these ugly people?

It's like somebody shaved a bear. No, I can't. What? Oh, I'm really cute. It's like six foot seven or six foot six or something. Some people are into that. So a lot of people are into that. So when you were a tall woman, you were like a tall man.

Yeah, no, that's true. I saw a video the other day, where a shorter gentleman was very upset about the prejudice towards shorter men in the dating scene. Have you dated Shoa, dude? Uh, I dated, uh, yeah, my first boyfriend was about an inshore than me. Did you wear heels? Never. Yeah. Never. I had to, I only bought flat shoes.

I've dated girls that would have been like just a little bit shorter than me. And I was always a thing like, please don't wear heels, please don't wear heels. Bullshit. It was just me being self-conscious. Yeah. Yeah. I'm weird because I've been a short person in my life and a tall person in my life. I was a very late bloomer.

What order? So, so I was short. I'm short on the weekends. That was really funny. So I was short all the way to the like my That's my one, my junior year in high school. And then I grew all at once. And I even grew, I think like three inches in college. That must have hurt.

It did. I came home and I slept every day. And my mom was like, this kid is dying. I slept every day too. Shut up, Tass. What's wrong with you fucking people? Tell me a story. There's a lot of guys that grow three inches in a day.

Go ahead. I call them growers, not showers. What do you prefer? A grower or a shower? I don't, could I be honest? Yeah. I don't know what the difference is. You really don't? Well, okay, a grower is someone who looks small and then when they get hard, they're

hello. Yeah. Or... That's it. So you like the surprise or do you like, oh, this is good as this gets? I mean. Like, the guy is the same size flaccid and just when he's a wreck.

I'm doing hand motions here for the audience. The, he'd have to have a really big flaccid dick for me to enjoy that. So you don't think you've been with a lot of like, like real shows. I think I've been, I think I've only been with growers.

But, yeah. Would you say, have you ever been with a girl for the first time and you weren't ready to go? That's what I'm saying. Like, what new order would you be like at a time shift? Yeah, I think so. Sure. So like if it's a thing, like you see them casually

and you're like, oh, whoa. So you're fooling around with a girl, it's getting to the point where she's pulling your knob out and you're still like, oh, no, I'm saying, I've been like in relationships where you're around the person all the time and you would see them in a non-excited state. I mean, it's, do you live with Megan? You'd like only are naked in sexual situations?

That's the only thing ever. No, we keep our clothes on. Well, in that case, they would see it afterward. Right. Like, after you were done. Yeah. And I'm just immediately like covered up. I mean, I'm gonna entertain Gavin. But after you had done, you, it's still carrying like sex weight. It's still deflates a little.

No, it'll, it'll, it'll, it'll, it'll, it'll, it'll, it'll, yeah, you can work like a chub. It's not like you just came out of No, it'll it'll it'll. Well, yeah, you can work like a chub. It's not like you just came out of a pool or something like that. You know, would you be self conscious? Like you just don't want it to get too small. So you keep like smacking it. You're just me like, yeah, this is it naturally. Brandon, I think you're gonna be some person or something.

No, I'm just saying it's like the, uh, uh, no. Dude, I told you, I'm with you. You know, a pregame. You know, like a little fluff. Yeah, that's like, I think like showmanship to you. You're a pregame. You're a little like a little fluff. Yeah, that's like I think I think like showmanship to afterwards before pregame depending on the situation. Why did you say depends on the situation. So you're sometimes pre fluff yourself.

I'm trying to think before you go in the room before you are trying to think it's something you're going to call. What's the female equivalent of that just like squeezing your own nipples? Flick it up waiting it's just give yourself a little pinch Yeah, I know what you're talking about Brandon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, if you know It's just another situation like afterward that she's gonna see you're like well. I don't want her to see Yeah, I mean look at a little you know, we've also been on camera in our underwear so

You don't want to present well in a situation like that. I filmed something with Dan yesterday. I filmed something with Dan yesterday where I'm gonna have to censor it. It's gonna be the first time I'm gonna have to censor. Was there peen? Well, it wasn't out. It was through his boxes, but you can see everything. It's not of an everything. Yeah. We were watching it back. Just like, I think I can put this up. You should you should see if you can put it up Even with or just like semi-adrap box like or something. Yeah, it's H You want to see Dan's wet penis through boxes?

Yeah, I mean, you know I don't want to see a lot of things in life once nobody's in the answer that question It's like the experience of being alive. You want to see it too? You want to see it? I'm just saying it's something to see the experience of being alive. You want to see it too? You want to see it? I'm just saying it's something to see. You know, it's not like I'm gonna have to like look at it for the rest of the eternity. I'm so only live so long that I'm gonna be nothing.

Brandon, do you want to give out your Snapchat name? Justin Gase, do you want to like tell the audience? What is your Snapchat account? I think it's the same thing as my Twitter, Mr. Farma Haney. You obviously check it very often. You obviously check it very often if you don't know at the top of your head.

Um, what's that thing? Open the door. Brando FTW. I can't remember. It's one of the two. I don't remember what you're doing. I'm starting, I'm using Instagram these days. I know you are.

Everyone seems to be using it. Well, it was a laser team. We're on the set of laser team. And I said, Hey, I'm gonna start, like, I wanted to get to 100,000 on Instagram by the end of the year. Where you at now? I get to 50 in the first month, so I feel pretty fucking good about that. So, you know, I like it because I didn't want to use Snapchat.

Snapchat's good. But you have Snapchat. I do have Snapchat, but I only like watch other people's snaps. Friend of mine got me into it, and it's like, I did give it a shot. And I do like the conversations to have on there, but it's like, I'm not like,

if I was single, I would probably use that. My first interaction with Snapchat was me filming myself walking home one day, and then I almost stepped on a bird. It was dead. No, that's my man. It has nothing to do with the app at all. I like that.

I wouldn't have stepped on the bird if I wasn't filming through my phone hole. I like Gavin's description on Instagram. It just says, I live in Austin. And then it has a link to the slow-mo guys. My personal struggle is, Gavin's description on Instagram. It just says, I live in Austin. And then has a link to the slow-mo guys. My personal struggle is at one point, what do you post on Twitter versus Instagram? Picture?

I know, well, okay, so you don't post a picture or on Twitter. And you just expose it that way. I find myself not knowing which one and then I get exhausted and I just don't do either. You get exhausted really? I don't do either. You get exhausted really? I'm just like, I don't know what to do. Just write that current mood exhausted.

Why? I used to not use Instagram because it wouldn't post the picture on Twitter anymore. It just has a link. Oh, yeah. But now I just use one of those if this then that thingy do put it on Twitter. What? If you use that thing the Colton was talking about. What's that?

Like a certain Gavin, you just said it. What's the thing that you use? I didn't, I'm saying I don't know what Colton was talking about what's that like a sir Gavin you just said it what's the thing that you use I didn't I'm Say I don't know what Colton was telling about now. He's talking about a service that when he posts something on Twitter It on him or on Instagram. It takes the post and then put it on Twitter But then you yeah, I heard about it from Destin not calling but then do you have to give a third party your login information sure Yeah, you give your third party a login to your other third party thing. Yeah Yeah, so they could post on that. It's like a sixth party. I always just like another layer of,

people give that shit away all the fucking time. I don't, I'm assuming every time I hit the connect with Facebook button, all my information. Do I never hit it? Because someone told me to phone call. The difference between two step verification and two factor authentication, is there a difference? Apparently, what?

What's the difference? I don't know, but I had to disable one to enable? Apparently. What? What's the difference? I don't know. But I had to disable one to enable the other. Really? So there's two step identification. Two step verification. Two step verification. Two fact authentication.

Two. You don't know Gus. For the first time ever, I'm missing Gus. I'm a con guy. What's the difference? Explain it scientifically. Try not to your Gus and be wrong. She's like Gus would be.

We just need the adverts. Just like that's what we do. That's just a bear trap. I'm all like a two factor authentication. Maybe Evan knows. Versus two step verification. It auto completes for me. Do you know what the difference is Evan? Between two step verification and... Two facts or authentication.

All right, I'm gonna read this to you. Two step verification, and I'm reading this on the fly from elkomsoft.com. The dude in the byline looks super nerdy, so let's just believe him. Two-step verification and two-factor authentication, both aim to help you secure their Apple ID, adding a secondary authentication factor to strengthen security. While Apple ID and password are, quote, something you know, two-step verification are both, and he put in parentheses,

and two factor authentication are both based on, quote, something you have. It's not or it's and, he just said. So, he can't, no, they went to and, right? That's why he dropped it out when I was reading it. Sweet, okay, I don't know what it is. Problem solved. All right, two-step verification.

I would imagine one has to do with, like, you getting a text message and entering a code and the other one is like answering a or you have a key like a like a hard key that's not like a dongle that people have. Or you're like answer security question or or a key that has to have another key at the same time. Like golden. I took okay.

So Sarah was going like you need a buddy. We come over and so we can do on the watch. Yeah. And then you're some print. So uh, Facebook and like your ISPs they can sell your search information right to advertisers That's a thing. I mean if they want just point hub right whenever again Yeah, so I mean when people are running for president, you know, like 20 years that had did not care about You know hiding anything remotely private

Is like everyone gonna know all the shit that you looked up, like all the crazy kind of porn or like all the shit that you've said. Yeah, but what could it possibly be that's so bad? I mean, what if, I don't know, people search for random stuff. I search random stuff for random reasons. I just read the whole article of the same fucking thing. I mean, literally, it even lists had list of, so why they're all the files in the list is the fucking same.

I don't know. I don't know. Sorry. What's the worst porn you've looked up? Oh, Brad, you look up or stuff. I don't wanna hear Brad things. Filth plot. You might not like.

You might not like. Filth plot. What do you mean? Like for the Joel show? Yeah, we looked a lot of horrible stuff for that. Okay. And then I don't know, you hear stuff. I probably thought the worst thing I looked up,

and I'm not ashamed of it, because it was a crazy story, was Mr. Hans. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest about Mr. Hans. What is it? It's the guy who, him and his friends trespassed onto someone else's ranch, and they found a horse.

Go ahead. And a guy had they found a horse. Go ahead. And a guy had sex with the horse. Now normally, when you talk about that, it's the guy penetrating the horse. However, in this situation, the horse penetrated the guy. And that horse was not gentle at all. Do you expect it to be?

I haven't seen that one. I haven't seen it. I just never know. Ever knows Mr. Hens. I didn't seen it. I just know like ever knows mr. Hands. I Didn't know his name until he said what see it. He got to see oh, yeah He died well cuz yeah first you're like okay. He's okay Who's okay, and then the horse just like does he die in the video? No? You just don't know super short. I think they took him to the hospital You know it's like interesting taking to the hospital like what happened am

It's like what accused you try to make up. I don't know. He sat on something The horse a horse is like this long sometimes. Oh, yeah, and it disappears inside. I would hit him in the lungs Yeah, probably is a grower. It would have come out his mouth I think it lasted as long as the horse and luckily the horse was a premature Acculator luckily yeah, it did not go wrong. No, in most animals, it's not like they don't hang around and play fucking berry white. I know. But I'm different to like, mean, I'm not sure we're door growers. Quickly communicate to you guys that he reached climax very quickly. Good Lord. Okay. Do you know what? No one else can answer us question. Well, yeah, I've seen some bad shit. I mean, everyone has seen two girls one cup,

that's like a classic one, but I don't know if a lot of people have heard of or seen one priest one none. Ooh, what? I don't know if I should describe it. No, please. Well, let me just do this and then just go ahead, ready? It's basically, it's in a different language,

so I'm not 100% sure what they're saying, but it's like, the none is trying to suck the demons out of the priest, but it's just, why does the priest have demons? She's sucking his asshole and their shit coming out. I don't even know why I bought the time. I was not a real nun, probably, I'm not going to go ahead and probably not an actual orthodox ceremony. So you got to raise, you know, maybe they're raising money for a new cross on the church.

Those things are not cheap. Raising money. Yeah. Yeah, those are expensive or windows like. You have a make sale but I mean, the information is so I just go straight to the ass sucking on the internet. Um, so, uh, something important, so guys, up to that. You're a mom top of your bed? That's what I'm hearing.

All right, we'll speak it to people's moms. Let me tell you about it. We're just pouring eye over. What is it is coming up? It's saying it's five that I was trying to be on the ball. All right, we're trying to be on the ball. That's what we're going to be. We're going to be going to lead right in from,

why don't we just have 20 seconds of silence? And then we'll just go straight into it. Just play a happy tune, something symphonic. Do you love your mom, Brandon? No, my mom's the other day is coming up. It was funny at Brandon's wedding. That's hilarious. There was a couple of... There was a... Brandon's mom was just like super, super popular amongst all the... Say what? Why? Oh, like Josh was all up in that. Yeah.

Yeah. I looked and I saw that. I think she was dancing with Josh and Blaine. I was like, all right, that's all I'm gonna pay attention to that. That's what it's colliding. After the night, I'm gonna go somewhere else. That's just gonna happen.

Interesting. Michelle, Brandy has a good looking mom. How was she? Oh yeah. She thought. How was she? I'm not gonna say her age. Well, yes, let's guess. Oh, yeah.

So far, braze. Oh, she couldn't possibly say that. You're what? You're 30. 31. So she's got to be 50. I'm not saying this is not, this is not a polite thing to speculate about.

She's hot. Sounds is, yeah. She looks young. Whatever age she is, she looks young. Blaine Josh. Very discriminating. Very discriminating. So it's a compliment that they would want to dance with your mother

Yep, just saw it pass that's gonna happen. Do you know I can think about it? No, please share You do a callback joke to the weirdest poor knees ever watched All right, Brian you I believe you had something to say yeah I did have something to say now that we had a pleasant conversation about mother's dad Your mom being so wonderful about my mom dancing with so many dudes. Um, I was pro. Do we need another buffer?

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I'll be in town this week. I'm going to Houston this weekend. Okay. Order her some flowers. I'll order some flowers. Maybe Josh and Blankin' order some as well. For her. It's great being English because I have the fear of like,

oh my god, Mother's Day is coming up. I don't remember. I already did it in March. Yeah, but your mom, does she know that you're in a country that also celebrates Mother's Day? Yeah, but she didn't, huh? She already had it. It's funny because I also celebrate your birthday in March.

Wait, it's like done already. What did you get me in March? Mm. I didn't talk to you that much. When you were birthday. I didn't know nothing. I didn't mean nothing. I didn't know you were birthday. I didn't know you were birthday. Because I had your birthday? I don't know nothing. I don't know you birthday.

I knew you were 20-3rd. Because I had to fucking do travel information for you for a long time, and I meant to memorize in your stupid birthday. Yes. So, Tesla, Mr. Trick. That thing should have a guess time. Why?

One gallon. Right? Okay. Just so you can say, it does infinite miles per gallon. Okay. That's great. Okay.

I don't know why they didn't do that. There's great marketing. That's a good shower thought. Yeah. It's got no gallons. So you can't have that stat. No, it's fine. So basically just driving out of the gallon.

You've got to infinite. You wouldn't that make it infinite? Zero into a... You should yourself carry around a gallon of gas. No. Just so you can say, why? Why don't we carry 10th of a gallon? Bernie's always carrying around a gallon of gas just in his body. How much is a gallon? How much is a gallon of gas. No. Just so you can see. Why, why don't I carry 10th of a gallon? Bernie's always carrying around a gallon of gas just in his body.

How much is a gallon? How much is a gallon? How big is it or how much does it cost? How big is it? It's a gallon of milk. 3.75 liters ish. You know the milk challenge, but they have the jug? Oh, we had it for a vine, that's a gallon of milk.

Yeah, you could fit that in a Tesla. Yeah, but I don't want a gallon of gasoline in a milk jug in my car Make some dumb jokes It was hidden throughout the car. It's like I go this hidden throughout the car I'm hiding gas all over my car so I can tell people oh this gets an infinite number of miles per gallon And like I think that's way better than just having no gallons And also stupidest conversation.

You can help out someone in need if they break down because you allow you can suck someone in my gallon out. Listen, you can, I like to walk someone stranded on the country road and go, hey, you wanna suck down? Oh my god. I'm willing to let you. See, you can't help anyone on the side of the road

with anything. I can't, I can't even jump anywhere else to scar. I'm an electric car. I can't jump someone else's car. Well, you can get one of those jumper boxes just to be a nice guy. I can do that. I can also bring around a gallon of gas in my car.

Oh, yeah, that's gonna help. I can live my whole life for other people. Driving a Tesla is selfish. Shut the fuck up. I mean, it is, but yeah, okay. How is it selfish? Because you can't help anyone. As opposed to you who would get Gavin,

if we were, if we're driving on the road, Barbara, a Gavin's in my passage of sheet, God knows he would be, because he can't fucking drive. Of course. And there's someone broken down the side of the road. Yeah. And I say, I have a gallon of gas in my truck. Let's stop and help them.

Nah, can't be bothered. Right, you're not stopping to help anybody anyway. Well, I don't want to get shaved or anything. There you go. Why would, do you think someone's gonna break down and be like, oh, pervert is my time of shit? No, no, I always forget this, right? I know a lot of people are not in Austin, and they're all totally nice normal people.

But I forget the public beyond my circle of people I know are absolutely mental, there's some mentalists here. There's also some perfectly normal human beings. Yeah. Most people are okay. Most people are okay. People who look crazy all over the world. Most people I interact with are us or fans of us,

and they're all fine. Are you saying ours? Us are. How many times a week do you think you talk to somebody that you've never met before? I don't like that if I go buy something. You do that. I mean, you go buy something at a place often.

Yeah? Oh, okay. I mean, outside of a formal thing like that, where it's like a service thing, just a random person. Do you ever make small talk, chit chat? No. Really? Never met my neighbors.

I was in a bar with Gavin the other day and these two girls started chatting and Gavin was like, out immediately. Like having, I'm in a relationship. I know you're in a relationship. I know you're in a relationship. He's nothing wrong with talking to people. Yeah. You don't know someone.

What's the point? What's the point of talking to people? What's the point of talking to people? What am I going to say? I made a new friend who's a girl. That's not going to help anyone. It's like, I think it's like, you don't have to be, I'm gonna say, I made a new friend who's a girl. That's not gonna help anyone. It's like, I think it's like, you don't have to be,

you don't have to have like be friends, just like, oh, you know, people had a nice chat, learned about someone else's life. Cool. Yeah, and it's just like the first 10 minutes of their life. And you're like, well, this is probably guaranteed to be somewhat interesting. This is the best this person has.

They're bringing it. Is before a chance before the person gets like, you know, boring. You might learn something new. Yeah. Right, Brian? I did that. Okay, so would you? What's that? I did that one night. I was like, I'm gonna go out and I'm gonna meet some new people just for fun. See, this was like during South by. So a couple months ago. And that night led to me hanging out with a, I don't know what it's called, a three way couple. Well, preaching in none. I don't know what it's called a three-way couple. Oh, a priest in the nun. They were a three-way couple. You would have said that regardless of what.

That is called, it was. A triad. A triad. I'm going to try it. You're in a triad, are you? No, I met one. Oh, okay. When I was out.

Yeah. And I had a great night with them hanging out. I'm going far. I'm going far. I'm becoming way more common now. Two girls and a guy, two guys and girls. It was a married couple and a boyfriend. A married couple and a boyfriend. A married couple and a boyfriend.

Yeah, so I think both of the guys were by. And so like, they were all just loving up on each other. Is that what you guys mean? Does everyone's romantically involved? I, yes. Okay, I'm getting the nod from Texas. Yeah, I think that's what it means. I'm not having a conversation.

What if it's not? What if it's just like somebody with like, polyamorous? Poly. What if it's like, it's V? That's right, a V relationship, right? Yeah, so it's called pyramid scheme. That's the real pyramid.

V is in it, it's what they call an urban dictionary. They I feel tower. Make sure we're all clear here, because there's a lot of people who are not familiar with it. That's when you got two P's and one V. I don't know, I feel like, behavior is very different depending on if I'm single or not.

Yeah, but don't you sometimes want to flirt? Like is it a natural instinct that you have? Like to me it's a natural instinct I have and that I suppress and that sometimes I'll just get most. I'm spreading for something all the time. I'm getting those chatty, flirty conversations. Almost in a way to just kind of like stay in practice,

you know, if it's not going anywhere, I'm not gonna do anything, you know, untoward not going anywhere, I'm not gonna do anything untoward. But Gavin, I feel like even when you're single, like putting you in those scenarios, like you're like, it's a necessity you have to do in order to date. Like you don't go out of your way to do it. Like Barbara going and sleeping with three people

at South by Southwest, or whatever she said. That is something she just went out and did on her own. Like she just went out and just wanted to do it, right? Yeah, I got all the peas in my V. And the V in V the V became a W that night that's really other way to try add now they made it a square so so flooding is fine as long as it's not acted upon so we say yeah yeah flaring yeah yeah I don't think flirting is wrong the good that's a natural I just feels hard to find it's like am I joking with someone or am I flirting with someone? Is it only joking? Is it only flirting if I'm joking with a female?

What are your qualifies as flirting? Just being like, I don't know, funny. Just like chatting someone up, right? I mean, if you're not chatting someone up, it's like, I'm trying to go somewhere with it. Right. I think it's because we have an intention to go somewhere. I think it's gonna be weird. I will be cheeky, but I don't think I'll be flay

See what's nice is I can have conversations with with women now, and I can just drop the you know the W bomb You know, oh my wife blah blah blah and it's like I can have a ring. Why don't you wear a ring? I don't see a right forget it a lot. Do you really? Yeah, the doggy yet? Yeah, no, I mean it's like Huh, did you put like a little tray by your bed that's like don't forget this? Yeah, I'm not sure where they are bought like five of them on Amazon for like 11 bucks I bring and I've slowly lost them But I do have one I have one and I know where it is I just forget to wear it But it's nice because it's like

Then you you don't have that thing of like is this the girls like is this guy trying to hit on me It's like no, I just want a conversation. That's nice. I enjoy having I have a conversation with everyone. I enjoy having conversation with everyone. Is that what you're saying? Mary guys don't hit on people. Well, they don't drop the, oh my wife, I had that when I used to wear ring as I'd be talking

to somebody and they would point out my ring and say, you have a ring on, I'm like, yeah, what's wrong? And then they would think like, I was leading them on or something. Just because you were talking to them. Yeah, exactly right. Yeah. Barbara, I'm sure you do it that shit all the time. You can't do anything men talking to me. No, it looks like people thinking like you're like, oh, why is she talking to me unless?

Yeah, Mary me and have babies or whatever, you know, yeah, yeah, fighting is fun I just never want to give people the wrong idea. I said that you scared that happening And what will happen if you give people the wrong idea? We think I like jump on you I just want to think I'm a hit. Do you think you are so Do you think you are so desirable? What do you say that? If I give any woman just an ounce of me, she's um, in trouble. Oh, I think he is. I think he is.

He's that desire? Let me ask that artist saying that I don't care about anything. Let me ask you honestly. Is that what you think of, say? Yeah. Seriously? Well, you're just like, I can't leave them on. And, is that what you think of, say? Yeah. Seriously?

Well, you're just like, I can't leave them on. And it's like, well, you're not leaving them on. You're just hanging out. And then if they say, oh, like, can I get your number? That's when you're like, oh, no, I have a girlfriend or whatever it is. No, maybe. It feels like you're trying to be rude

or you're trying to like get them to, as someone who has always been scared of rejection, and I don't want wanna turn anyone down. So if I get out of there before anything happens, then I haven't had to do that. Why do you like, you don't like rejecting people, or you don't like,

always had a fear of rejection. The idea of rejecting someone is awful to me, and it would make me feel horrible. Nah, turn about to fair play. That's how I feel about that. What's fair play? Turn about. I feel about that. What's fair play? Turn about. Turn about.

I still don't know your situation. It's the common expression. Turn about, it's fair play. Turn about. You don't know the expression, turn about, it's fair play. How did you make three syllables into one syllable? Turn about, time's hanging. Turn about.

No, I've never heard that before. You never really did, okay, so basically, it's like, choose on the other foot. Think kind of expression. Turn the tables on somebody. Turn about, she's on the other foot. Kind of expression. Turn the tables on somebody. Yeah, turn it on. Just in the foot. It was speaking fast.

I don't feel like I'm speaking fast. I'll slow down so that people can understand. Please talk that way for the rest of the time. Please, and then see it. I will just speak at a normal tempo. Will you be mad if I hide a gallon of gas in yourself? Yes, I will be very mad if you hide a gallon of gas. Oh, that's a reddit there.

That's what I'm afraid of. I think it's all right with this before. Like dying in a weird way where it's gonna end up on Reddit. Like, oh, look at this guy, how he died. No, dying in a weird way. That's fine. What you don't want to do is you don't want to die and people go, oh, of course.

That's, that to me is way worse. What do you mean? Like when Amy Winehouse died, she someone walked up to you and said, Hey, Amy Winehouse died. Nobody do you mean? Like when Amy Winehouse died? She someone walked up to you and said, hey Amy Winehouse died Nobody went how you know because everyone knew she was gonna die of a drug overdose and nothing could be done about that And then she died of that what if you died in a really lame way go ahead? Oh, like what? Flirting accident

I'd like to be a little bit like kill by a book or something. I don't know like something like bottom in a library and you died or something Yeah, what's a lame way to die doesn't like if something can kill you doesn't that instantly make it cool I have stuff of like garage doors closing on people or like no, that's awesome That's just like There's nothing in your life that you I think choking on something lame. What if you slipped on a banana? Awesome. See, too, my life is like, though I feel like, when someone dies like that, I think, yeah,

I could see how I've been in that situation before, and I made a mistake and I got out of it and that person didn't. Like, I don't, unfortunately, remember the name of the gentleman, but the guy from Star Trek, plays checkoff. Oh, yeah He died this last year and something else and could have happened to anybody was it a like a dumpster? No his own car I was on car he got crushed between his own car and a gate or something like yeah I think he went he was behind the car and he I don't know if it was a problem with the car itself a mechanical problem

But it was supposed to have a break engaged. I think his drive is a hill. So it's a roll. The park break wasn't on and just slid back. It wasn't. It was refails. It's actually recalled. Oh, bomber. Like I say, it was recalled.

But why don't we put it to the audience on Twitter? How would you like to do? Well, it's a bad segue into that. But okay, sure. Lane is way to die. Is anything where you die like on the toilet? That's not a great way to die. Well, that's where you die, like on the toilet. That's not a great way to die. People would drown outside of a body of water.

I'd say, like, you'd drown in a cup of tea or something? Yeah, you know, you're drowning in a puddle. I'm Irish, I have a relative who drown in a puddle past that and drown in a puddle. Like a great uncle or something like that. In Ireland, yep. Do you ever think about that, like, for instance, if you're showering or something,

and you think, if I slip or I lean down and pick something up and I slip, I bang my head on the porcelain, I'm fucking dead, like I'm bleeding out. That's why it's stupid that the human body has two breathing holes in the both on the same side of your head. If you had nostrils in the back of your head,

it'd be amazing. Yeah, but something has to be an actual threat to evolve something. Like I'm sure there's some traits about humans. It's completely random that that evolved. Like it was just in, it happened to be on, you know, creatures that had a really a more effective thing

that got them through revolution. But it's still, it's like, if you need holes in the back of your head if that was a huge problem, I think, for humans. But it's not a huge problem. When you could look down in water and still breathe. You could disguise yourself picking your nose really easily. I can look down in water, breathing to do like this.

Well, the humans spend such an incredibly relative, small amount of time in water. So there's a whale, I only breathe through its hull or dolphin. You mean you can mouth breathe? Yeah, it could have come out of their burger. I don't know, I'm a the burger. Oh, you're okay. I don't know, I assume so. I assume it can breathe.

But if you coaxed a dolphin hole, does it die? No, I don't think so. It probably popped that thing out. Well, pressure. Let's assume from his example, though, it's not pop out of the bowl. Would it die? No, I can mouth breathe.

Can a dolphin get a cold? And like it's a whole plugs up. Why are look it up can a dolphin breach risk up can a Can a dolphin what it's gonna auto complete here can a dolphin can a dolphin Drown in the ocean Dolphin live out of the water Yeah, you're gonna job us. Can a dolphin breathe through its mouth? Second one.

The water spray is not coming from dolphins' lungs. It's just water's sitting on top of its head around the blowhole being blown away before he inhales. Dolphins do not breathe through their mouth in the same way that people can. They only breathe through their blowholes. So maybe we ought to do that. Maybe there's like valves and stuff that keep it from doing.

One of the animals call human mouths blowholes. I don't think they made those valves and stuff. Well, like you have your... What's the valve that covers your trachea when you swallow food? Just read that it doesn't breathe through its mouth. So would it be a valve? Well, that's a preventive Breathing allows you to valve is the thing that shuts it off Yeah, but why would I have a valve? It was if it wasn't a two-way it would just be like one's got and one's long Oh, I was saying so one goes to do a different place

You just described the perfect situation where you don't need a valve Maybe you'll breathe your mouth. I don't they I've listen I don't know enough about dolphin in the anime here, but I'm assuming that if push comes to shove, dolphin can breathe through its mouth. Like I don't think there's some scientists like clashing down. That's like, if someone covered your nose and mouth, push comes to shove, I can breathe through my ass up.

Well, here's a different center. This thing I told center says that. Was that our solar asshole? I mean, but that seems like a way better system than us. We have like one hole at two. I don't do it branded Oh, so it's choice. That's it's a confusing. It's our Patrick says what Patrick says

Can only breathe through their balls My back know about dolphins. What do you know about dolphins, Patrick? What do you know about dolphins, Patrick? He's a marine biologist. That's like, that's like, dolphinologist. The thing that scares me is, uh, like, the packs of YouTube video, this dolphin has learned to breathe through its mouth, so everybody can suck a dick.

Well, that's on YouTube, it has a suck of a dolphin and breathe. I'm not saying that though. It's got music. Is it copyrighted? It's gonna be a dolphin. It's got a block or injured blowhole. They can't check if it's got music is it gonna be a scientist believe it's got a block or injured blowhole They can't check if it's fucking blocked believe it had to listen to it higher than usual and open its mouth to breathe It's like Tazonte

Yeah, so this one get breathed with mouth so mystery solved by so it's a bar here Crisis averted everybody you want to apologize to me Gavin. Do you want to apologize to me? Gavin, do you want to apologize to me for being right? He's being an R-of-hole. What was the sort of neutral? I feel like apologizing is saying, you're right about everything. How about what's like a middle ground? If like a neutral sort of a both right?

You agree to disagree. That's it. Got it. I don't agree. Turn about a square play. That's how you say that. Did you say the same thing? Turn about that. Turn about.

I play. The thing scares the hell with me is the back of the head, the skull. Because it is not enough protection back there. Like if someone pushes you back and you trip backward and you hit the back of your head, you're done. Yeah. Done. What? I wouldn't push somebody. Did you kill someone? No, I fell on the back of my head and I lost my vision. What I would push somebody do you kill No, I fell on the back of my head and I lost my vision Shit that when you couldn't spell something on the keyboard. No, that was when I had a stroke The one where I fell on my head was where it like I had like swelling on my vision bit holy shit I know I couldn't see anything that was a really bad fall though three days the way that was orchestrated three days You couldn't see yeah, it's a glorious hell like the first day. day I just I could see like light did your skull starting not yeah your skull bleeding yeah in the back you hit it hard enough yeah

yeah what do you skull bleeding what would you call it the back of your head head bleeding skull fine my bone is bleeding yeah for a minute we get a bleeding inside your skull that's a huge problem and then you can have bleeding on your head. You have both. Not quite as bad. But the front of the back of the struling the sides. Although you talked about knocking yourself out in the shower, we know somebody who had that happen recently. Wasn't the shower though. No, it wasn't the shower.

It was on. Yeah, she passed out and she has a lot of images of social media of the big scar she got. I can't see that anymore. If she, I know right, it disappeared. It was like, it was a good looking scar. I would love that scar. She's like, we've always wanted a cool face scar. We had It disappeared. It was like, I love that scar. She's like,

who always wanted a cool face scar. We had a couple of people who got like, eyebrow scars all at once. Like Eric, who got one as well. She got like a cool eyebrow scar. And her's gone too. What are they doing with scars now?

What do they, they're gone. They're better at it. Yeah. It's a new product. Did you have thing with the scar scar? We'll bring with it, give you the green injection. Yeah, like Wolverine.

Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all science. But if she honestly Not to sound morbid or anything if she lived alone I think that could have killed her. I really do. Well, yeah, just bleeding bleeding out. Yeah, just knocked out and I mean she had a big cut And head wounds bleed a lot. I mean if she if she had been knocked unconscious because it was in the middle of the night Yeah, so I need to watch out for a little bit, I think. You know.

Yeah. I don't know. It's really scary. Scary. You think about it. Yeah. She's okay. Thank God.

And her scar has disappeared somehow. I'm with you, Brandon. I was like, you're gonna have a fucking wicked scar. Yeah. And it's weird. It's weird. I mean, it's weird. It's weird.

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I'm here for head. That's just a wrinkle. You can't see it. I don't know if you got the day I met you, and you just, when you bumped your head so many times on that TV, and I don't know if I ever read. And it faded, his forehead was all cut. It's cut.

Why did you keep bonking your head on that TV? So when I first saw Gavin, it was one of the first times I ever traveled internationally. It was invited to go to France to talk about Red vs. Blue. And they had a freaking TV bolted on one of those arms on the wall of my hotel room. Because European hotel rooms are this big, basically. So there was no room to put a TV like an addressor, had to be bolted to the wall, but it was bolted and suspended at this height, like just above my eye level.

And so I cracked my head on that like 15 times in one day. But it was all cut off and I had to get in my head and everything else. You must've been so annoyed at it. Fuck again. And it was right outside the bathroom door too. So any time I was like, when I was getting ready and you get in another bathroom a couple times, getting ready to go to this speech, was the only mirror was in there? Crack every time. Bang. It's the worst.

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Oh, what now? So, actually, you've messed up. I know. I'm probably probably messed up. I've seen a lot of horrible sci-fi movies, and they all, you've messed up. I know. I'm sure we all messed it up. I've seen a lot of like horrible sci-fi movies and they all start with some stupid premise. And, uh, like, I think about a month ago. What's the stupidest sci-fi movie you've seen recently?

Recently, I don't know if I can remember. I remember there was one a few years ago with like a team of geologists that had to go under the water and a girl showed her boobs in the first five minutes. What the fuck are you watching? Yeah, somebody remember it. Titanic?

But typical cliche team of scientists movie. But with the boobs. There's always, yeah. Every science team I've ever been on. Like boobs are out constantly. It was awkward, because it was just like, hey, I'm so-and-so, I'm so-and-so. And she's like, here are my boobs,

because you're gonna wanna see them later. I'll just get this over and done with I'm here for the peer review So a few weeks ago Japan apparently announced that there are trying to Drill into the earth mantle for some fucking reason they own it. Oh This is real life. Oh, in your stupid sci-fi movie. This is real life. Yeah. This real life.

I'm saying it reminds me of a dumb premise of the game of sci-fi movie. It's like nothing good to come of it. They want to drill into the earth's mantle. Why, why, if you can generate power through its heat? How, how, how, how, how it is? There's no way you could like be able to use that and not melt every, this not the worth the risk,

the amount of, call the money. The amount of money it would take, the amount of money that it would take to process that could impossible be cheaper. How deep is the mantle? Oh, 20. Let's guess, how deep is the mantle? 20 feet.

Here's the, here's the miles. 50 miles. There, you nailed it. You know exactly where it was. No, it's gonna be less than that. 10 miles down. Do you think we have been? We think about this. I can't answer that question. I the answer is easy. I was saying we have been further out into space and we have been deep into the earth. Well, we've been down? Like what's the part of this just like? Is the ISS deeper higher than the deep run? Yeah.

It's a crazy stat that I've heard that we talked about the podcast before, which is to scale the earth is smoother than a billiard ball. Yeah. On a pool table. Yeah. That amount Everest all the way to the Mariana's trench is still with the diameter of the earth is still

within the variation of a cuba. What? Yeah, it was that there. What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

I feel like it's 2017. You can make a perfectly spherical billiard pool. As long as it makes effort to general public, there's always going to be a garbage version of it though. Like the standard for like a normal pool law. Like somewhere that's the perfect, there's a perfect sphere somewhere. Well, apparently there's a dude who makes perfect spheres.

I'm not kidding. Is that what he's known for? Yes, and they're worried that when he dies, there's no one to replace him. No one will be able to make a perfect speech. I'm gonna look this up. Come on, come on, come make a speech. That has to be a perfect speech.

They can't manufacture a perfectly spherical object. A lady's, I was thinking like a milling thing. But this man can. I might be talking, come on. No, there's no way he could. He could do it by eye. He just polishes it until it's perfectly spherical. Yeah, I looked up dude makes perfect speech.

Does he like, should I matter something? Like what? Another great premise for a bad sci-fi movie, sphere, it's about a perfect sphere comes from space. There's nothing to fear. There he is. His name is Ackham Leesner. He's Australian, that's a very Australian name.

Leesner has made his career in the precision crafting of specialized optics. Oh, so it's like lenses in that. The Avogadro project need the silicon sphere made to as high a precision as possible? The research teams searched the world for manufacturing options and found Lysner's precision in hand-cracking spheres

superior to any machine. This is dude, I get read about this point. That's like the most important dude on the planet if you really like spheres. I don't fuck you discover that you can do that What are you like at the play-doh and you're like this and the someone's like that's fucking the teachers just like So wait, how deep is the mental do we look that up? Oh, I think it's 11 kilometers? Okay, oh five miles seven miles. Yeah, so much. Yeah, that's

Digging seven miles deep is I said, how much? Yeah, that's. Digging seven miles deep is... Doesn't seem like that big a deal. What do they want now? But it's huge, it's like incredibly thick. It's like most of the earth's mass. Well, is it the Mariana's trench deeper than seven miles?

Seven miles down the ocean? I think it's like, they're gonna go to a place that has the least amount of water between the surface and the, you know. Mantle? I have a question, mantle. I think the earth's crust is that. What if they go through the crust,

the water, the crust, and then the mantle? What if they drill down like, I don't know, three miles and they discover that there's an entire layer of gold that's about half a mile thick. Or something like that, they discover something that's under the crust of your head. So I think of it as being very rare. I feel the worst day of Joel's life.

It would be very bad. Be a bad day for fiat currencies in general, I think. Well, maybe not fiat currencies, but you have to be interesting. You can't compress water, right? What do they find water down there? Fresh water, let me introduce you to. It's just water.

It's all the, you can't. You can't smash, it's, no, it's just not, they're not gonna do it. It's just all, what's gonna happen? What do you think's gonna happen? I don't know, nothing good. Well, maybe something good, it's scientific endeavor. The mental shit flies out of it.

I don't know, I don't know what. I don't know, I can't if it's something I'm just saying. I know, I know, I know, I know. If you make a list of things we're doing, you can ask me which could lead to something bad happening Drilling into the earth's mantle is probably at the top of the list look at the entire earth That was this big that probably drove again like a millimetre. It's not fall down It's matter. It's still like a important part of the earth's core get your dolphin cork

like a important part of the Earth's core. They get your dolphin cork. Your voice goes impressively high when you're standing on the floor. How big a lums, like this is a big, how big a lums is. What? How big a hole do you think this is? Aliens.

Ah, I don't know. I mean, they're setting a record. So they're just drilling down for depth. That's what they're doing. They're not someone for girls. So they've identified four objectives here. The first of which is to access the planet's mantle by drilling through the sea floor. Yeah, it's sample.

It's right in straight forward. Through the sea floor, they're going to flood the mantle. So the second aim is to break it up through all the two. You know what they should name the drill? Go ahead. Johnny Depp. Yeah. So.

Good lord. so a little related Elon Musk is building Drilling machines now. Yeah boring machines. Yeah for tunnels. He wants to build a big tunnel. Why I don't Just going I don't trust tunnels What's up? Think about what you say? I know I don't like I'm waiting for the day that a building in New York just falls through the ground, like those straight down into the ground. Because of the subway? Just because there's too much stuff

like dug underneath New York City. And it's a coastal city. That's terrifying. It's terrifying. Yeah. Well, a lot down there, more than the subways, dude. A lot of stuff down there. We thought the future was gonna be highways under,

you know, cities, but the big dig ended up being a disaster. We ended up going way too long. People died, 15 years later, concrete fell from the ceiling and crushed somebody. Yikes, really? Yeah. That sucks.

Don't go to the big dig. But I'm saying, there is something there. I don't think we should use the big dig as an example like we should do things, specifically. Well, that's why people, lots of Boston people. You know what, they got over time on it and go figure.

So, okay. So, say you were in a cylinder of water. All right, I'm going to cylinder water. The cylinder's half full of water. But who makes the best cylinders? Right, so I lost, yeah. But if you can't compress water, right? So, say you're swimming like halfway under the water.

Okay, and then a block of lead that was the perfect size of the cylinder. Crash down onto the water. Yeah, and then a block of lead that was the perfect size of the cylinder. Crash down onto the water, because water can't be compressed. Would you just get like splatting? It would be the same as it falling on you. Even if you were like way under it and it never touched you,

would you be just like annihilated by the water? I believe so, because I think that the water, I think it's the polarity of the water that gives the strength when we're pushing back with as much force. You would then also strength when we pushing back with as much force. You would then also be required to push back with as much force and also with the weight of the water that's on top of you. So it would be even greater than that lead piece of lead following you.

Watching that would be like watching someone get crushed by nothing. You would go squish. Just be mushed without any visible anything. Maybe, that'd be interesting, because then you could do things as long as you could have something that was waterproof or hydrophobic. Like, you could put a cake in the cylinder fillet

with perfectly clear water, but then the cake would just get smushed. You know, it'll get you visibly gotten smushed. That'd be so cool. And that's better than the Hydraulic Press channel. But the bubbles would pop out. Yeah, let's invent this fucking James Bond villain device. Well, if you had a wall press that was this big,

I think that's right, I think I'm right there, but I don't know, maybe somebody who's a- Sad it would make. Yeah, maybe somebody who's a hydraulic engineer could tell me different. I should say before we move on, the final objective was to find if there's life inside the mantle.

I don't know if we want to discover that. There you go. See, because it's already on Earth at that point, I don't know how you quarantine that if that's okay. Maybe Rita repulses down there Nope, she's in a tunnel and the moon. What's wrong with tunnels? Tunnels are great. I just worry about it Getting crushed. No, I worry about like stuff on top falling through like we're just starting to a tunnel under a skyscraper That I agree with that. Okay, tunnels are cool channel tunnels Yeah, but I mean then that's an example of

You know density That that usually necessitates a tunnel of some kind to bypass that infrastructure Right, I know what happened. You're not gonna build a tunnel underneath a farm if the channel I would look in the middle and then the London channel like broke in the middle and then the London channel like drained into that the London yeah what's it called the channel the channel tunnel. No the actual body of water. Yeah the channel goes under the channel. The channel. It is the channel. That's what it's called. It's a channel tunnel. It's a channel under the channel. Do you not know that that's called the channel? Between France and England, you mean? Yes, sir. Yeah. Okay.

Why you why you stopped me then? You scored the London channel. I don't know what you're about. You didn't know what I was talking about. You couldn't infer from my statement that I was like the body water between England and France. I saw you talk about the 10s. I was like the London. I don't know. Well, I'm not. I'm running your head. I said, if the channel broke and the channel turned off the London channel. All right, I think it's just the English channel

What the body water English channel is cool English channel. I said lunge channel London English Oh, so Gavin's right then he did not know what you were talking about. Oh shut the fuck if you didn't know what the channel was You're trying to get the fact that you know basic facts about this channel have been said more times in a podcast Anyway, my story was stupid anyway. I've been drained. The water drained in there before he's like the English channel then shot out of both sides of the channel. Like a high in firehouse.

And then in the middle was just a big bubble. But I just like a dirt patch and it drained everything in there. I thought that was funny. I'm glad we got to it. I'm glad we got to it too. You think, like I wonder what happens if they did just drilled

the Panama Canal through the land without making the series of locks that lower the elevation? What the hell would have happened? Would the water have just rushed through and then wiped out the ocean drain? It seems impossible because it's one, we call them different oceans, but it's one gigantic body of water.

So how can there be different elevations of water on different sides of Panama? How is that even fucking possible? It's crazy, right? Well, I think it's the same level, right? But in order to create lakes, they raise the center part. So when you're going in the Pacific Ocean, which I think is...

Why would they just build a river through and just drive through? Think about two puddles, though. You could have a puddle up here and a puddle down there. Do you guys remember that scene in the movie? Not that the puddles are connected back on the other side, though. Right? On the other side. Well, like if there's two puddle here and a puddle here,

but then there's like a little river that runs between them and connects them, which the oceans have, they go around South America. Yeah, but if that one, if this was being filled, as far as filling the other one, filled with what? The other, you said, just said the whole ocean is an ocean. Yeah, we see like how the ocean's different elevations. How is that possible? Am I crazy? Am I in my office here?

The thing is, each way you go, you go up. And then you go back down? Yeah, like, because basically they didn't just build a tunnel through the whole thing. They flooded part of Panama to make a lake. So it's easier for ships to go through it. I'm the one who doesn't know. So keep explaining.

So you're like, um, Pacific Ocean, you're like, blue, blue, blue, and then you're going through a man-made lake. Why would they do that? Why would they make that series of blocks? Because it's really hard to just like tunnel build like a river through an entire country. And like they did it in like what, the 20s? Yeah, how long?

And there was like, so they do the elevation thing to basically get over a hill. It's what you're saying. No, no, no, no, they created lakes, right? Like they created lakes. So, I'm saying on the topography of the country, you're saying they built the elevation up and they come back down.

So basically you have a like a water highway over a hill. Yeah, it's not necessarily a hill. It's just terrain that you don't have to go through. I'm simplifying here big time. How long is a Panama Canal, is anybody up? How do we get into the dumb comments? I'm not sure, but it's weird, because you go back like,

Oh, it's 48 miles. I think to go to the Pacific Ocean, you go, how many lost East? To go to the Atlantic Ocean, you go West. It's like confusing. You go to the East, you go West now. What? If you're in the Atlantic Ocean,

you want to get to the Pacific Ocean, you go East. What? Do you guys remember the scene in Finding Nemo? We're, I'm sorry. What's fun? What? What did you say? I say, finding Nemo? We're fine. Sorry. What's fun? What what did you say I say it fine? And then I was like I just know Barbara. Well, you remember that scene in finding Nemo where

They he went wanted to touch the boat and then he touched it and then That's what you interrupted Brandon Yeah, it's it's like all swirly Brandon. Yeah, it's like all swirly. I don't know. I know I'm you know I mean pan mock now. I just know I don't know. I saw something. But yeah, I like they kept trying to make a canal there was hard. So they just flooded part of the country and make a lake and they're like shit. We got to get you know ships from the ocean of the lake build build some shit, raise the shit.

Yeah, it lifts them from the Pacific and then lowers them to the Atlantic. Yeah. So it is, it raises them up and then lowers them back. And east to west, it's like backwards. It's like a speed bump. Look at that. Yeah, I knew that the locks were there to change the elevation of the ships. The altitude, essentially, is a weird thing to say about a ship.

So they had to have the locks. I guess Brandon's right that the reason why they built the locks was so they wouldn't have to dig as much. Was there a Land out necessity it was they were a lot from the beginning, but it seemed like by now we would build something It's like fuck the locks. Let's just dig a straight channel and then just drive through it Yeah, because the technology we have but like a tremendous amount of people died trying to build that and I think like the French try to do it first And everybody just died. So they're like, fuck it.

You know, they're French. And then the US was like, well, we want this. So they organized some kind of revolution in Columbia to make Panama so they can have it. Well, here's a whole crazy history. Here's for reference, just doing it that way, brazing them up and then lowering them back down again. I'm sure there's some civil engineer

who's going, ape shit right now in Twitter about let's talking about this It takes a ship eight to ten hours to go through that whole process to go through the panel Okay now, so it takes him ten hours to go 50 miles I'm gonna take a piece of shit though That's not a full to go around would be way longer To go yes to go you are correct to go around would be way longer to go, yes, to go you are correct, to go around and be way longer, but if they just like invested the money on digging out the rest of it, well then the world would be too fast.

Why would that why? It's a point of truth. No, I think the different heights thing was something that I always, I had a misconception that were different heights of water. But apparently it raises you up out of one body water, then lowers you down into the other heights of water. But apparently it raises you up out of one body of water, then lowers you down into the other body of water. So you're doing this up like up a hill. Plus it's over a hill with water. That's what it is. So what it is.

That's the simplest way I can describe it. It's like if you're building a freeway and you get to a hill, it's like, well, we can fucking blast you this hill or we can just go over the top of the hill. And I'm just gonna say, how long is the hill? 48 miles. It's like, let's go over it. Let's hill and they say how long is the hill 48 miles like let's go over it

Let's not go through how long so instead of building the border wall. We should just flood. Yeah Anyway, anybody's joking by the way, but I get a thousand messages So I check Twitter for the civil engineers Come up with the laymas death like they come up with anything. Yeah, check that I'm taking hashtag RT podcast We probably should have mentioned them who am I rooting for in this season of the amazing race? I'm rooting for team fun not that I'm playing favorites in any way whatsoever team fun I liked vank. He was also awesome

Because he was just like I love the guy so analytical and I appreciate that on the race But now I'm rooting for a fun because it's just there's fun. They're nice. Floyd and Becca. Bop, bop, bop, nothing, no information from Twitter go figure. The main danger of drilling into the mantle. There we go. It's also Twitter.

It's releasing of the Kaiju. Thank you. So that's what Twitter has to offer us in terms of scientific. That was funny though. So it's good. All right guys. They that was a good science conversation. I'm sure we give another barrier before you read about an other sponsor.

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Effects can we have on the video? You remember everybody else? Do you remember when we did We'd like the shitty green screen back at the old podcast. Yeah. And we composited didn't know. But the show on the table. It made him like 20% larger. You know, I almost brought Joe to the podcast tonight because I knew I was going to be on with you. Oh, my mic way out of the show is doing. Doing well.

He's doing great. He's fucking lazy, dude. He just lays around all day long. Is it? Cat? I'm called him Joe. I didn't call him Joe the cat. Joe the cat. Oh, that wasn't actually. That one is making my knee wet. Oh, yeah, I'm getting to do cat. Joe the cat. Oh, that wasn't actually. That one is making my knee wet. Oh yeah, do you want another one, Dubs?

Stop flirting. You want another that? I'll put you in my mind. I'm still good, I drink slowly. Okay, take to the time. I'm gonna be, he ran out of the annex at our old office and I got so scared that I lost your cat. You had to catch him.

So I couldn't, I know what he was. So I slept there, but I was like, shit, I mean, if you can't get here, the door's closed, so I like prop the door open. And so I think Lindsey coming on the weekend to try and find the cat. And then it was a week, it was a work night. Yeah.

My dog, Lincoln. But I needed help, and she lived next to the studio. Sure. Lindsey's really hated having Joe the cat at the studio. Sure. Lindsay's really hated having Joe the cat at the studio. She's not a lot of those were big fans because he peed and stuff and I just assumed she would have liked him because he's a cat. He was kind of mean. Yeah, Lindsay loves cats. He ran outside all the time. Yeah, I'd go to the cats, painting the ass sometimes. He's painting the ass. You know what his new thing is he brings up a still alive mouse into the bed. Still alive.

Yeah, he brings it all over the room. Can't even kill it. He cranks his eyes. So I try to take in my new cat, my newest cat, Colombo out. Ernest, oh right. Ernest, I don't know. Colombo the cat.

And she's street cat rescue. So I was like, oh, she's down side before. Took her outside. She popped down, went as flat as possible, and then just went like, it's a sky. sky free to mount. Yeah, and then she didn't move for 30 seconds, I took her back inside. You know, they really freaked her out.

Woo! Party. Wow, poor bra. Way defensive. So, our new, our puppy is like, a muscle. You're a weirdist puzzle, I know. You're a lunatic. What are these happy and puppies?

Huh? One year. Is that the cutoff? Yeah, because that's when I can start feeding him twice a day. I don't know, that's just in my head. I'm gonna pay full price to the movie. Cause it's an eight, so every time he sees somebody, every time he goes someplace,

every time he sees another dog, he wants to play. He just so happy, he just wants to exploit, and I was like, I wish for a day, I could see the world like you see it. Like just completely positive. Like there's not any kind, like I want to tell him make look there's so much death and destruction and whorlbleness in the world.

You need to be careful. And not just like whenever we're, but apart of me, I'm just so jealous because I wish I want that feeling. And you want more misery for your dog? Yeah, he's got a we can't just we were at Zilker Park and I'm like shit where the fuck is he and he ran to another group of people to like hang out with them. I'm like no you got to stay close to us I'm ordering a kid of a happy meal and then bitch slapping out of his head. Another dog did that He just he just he just totally he just doesn't understand bad things can happen because nothing's bad he's never been attacked no no no sorry the oh shoot no a pit bull did attack him. It's got to take by pit bull and it lived

your dog lived. Yeah yeah I guess he didn't go for the throw but the pit bull like went after him my friend had to pick him up and pick up the puppy and a Vader picked up Vader and the pit people kept going after the dog. And she was just like holding onto it and kicking it. And then we found out that the dog. She's not like a bad ass friend. Oh no, she's pretty hardcore. And we found out that that people was a rescue.

And it's like, dude, I get you trying to do the right thing, but be a responsible owner and don't let this dog off the leash. Whether the dog can it have attacking like four dogs in our apartment complex? I'm gonna look, this is like a little bit like hitting a beehive, making comment like this, but people always say that about pit bulls or rotwilers or breeds that statistically kill more than other breeds.

Am I saying dogs attack more? But there's certain dogs that if they attack you, you're way more likely to die. Sure. And pit bull is one of those breeds. And people say, well, it's not the dog, it's the owner. I don't have time to vet and background check owners when I'm out on the street.

You know what I mean? It's like, how do I know if somebody's a bad owner until their dog fucking bites me on the leg? Yeah. That's how you figure that shit out. Just like I say, everything's good till it's not. I think it's more about placing blame. People tend to be like, yeah, because they want the dog

to get put down or whatever, you know, or that all those dogs are bad dogs. Totally get that, but you could fight a pit bull. Yeah, I could fight a pit bull. But you could fight any animal. You've already made that clear. I could fight any animal,

except for silverback gorilla. I've amended since then. So, back gorilla would just rip you to shreds. It's just, all my arms would be gone. Do you see that video I sent you with the, about the deer? All of you. Do you see this?

What's that? Do you see the deer video I sent you? Oh, the one stuck in the demons? this. What's that? You see the deer video I sent you? Oh, the one sucking out the demons. Oh, no, the other video. What was that one? It was a, uh, this guy was sitting on the side of the road and sitting on the side of the road and everything seemed normal than all of a sudden

this Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. Mr. and Mr. Here comes out of nowhere and plows through him and just like knocks him over to the ground. That is not the video you sent me of the deer. The deer thing you sent me was about a deer for the first time was caught chewing on human

remains. Okay, there's two deer videos. I got a few deer videos. This was a good week for deer. I don't know if you're clicking the links that he sends me. That was an article, I believe. Yeah, that was a good, that's a good man. Was photosize here.

It was just a stock photo of a baby looking deer, but a little fawn with spots. It was a danger. Probably not the animal that did it. That's not what I meant to send you. Let me see if I can find it. So while you look at that. You see me in different deer based way.

Yeah, I told you this was, deer was, they were in the news. I read in the news about apparently 33 years ago, an Irish beach was washed away, right? All the sand was sucked out, and it was just rocks. Isn't that just having a new beach? Oh, okay, go ahead. And then it was just like,

people can go to the beach anymore. There's no sand left. And then last, what was there? And then last week it came back. What? You would have vacation. What time was down? It just like brought a load of sand back in.

And now there's a beach there again. But if I stay there, there's three years. Butch Irish people got drunk and forgot where the beach was. And then they stumbled upon it later. That's exactly what happened there. Just watched the way and came back. I just like that it was gone for so long. And now they've got a beach again.

Going sand. There's always creepy shit near the ocean too. Have you ever seen that where the foam starts? The scum. Yeah, or have you ever seen an ocean that's freezing? That's crazy. Where the waves are freezing as they come in, probably not an ocean thing, probably a lake thing,

but it's really weird when waves are frozen. You have to go look it up. I can describe what it looks like, but it's pretty freaking amazing. How does it freeze so fast in motion? I think it's because it's like as it goes up, there's more surface area exposed to the air. So the waves start to freeze. Sounds like day off tomorrow. Yeah, it's pretty nuts. It's pretty nuts. There's videos people who live in very cold climates, a canter

of, for example, of people when it's really cold outside, taking a small glass of water and like throwing it, and it freezes in air. It has to be hot water. That's like boiling water. It just freezes. It's really cool looking. But also really depressing that is that cold. Might be a cool slumber. Yeah, yeah, here. Did you see that? Oh yeah, yeah.

It looks like it's pushing icicles. Oh yeah. It reminds me of my favorite episode of Tom and Jerry where they break the freezer and flood the kitchen and then stick it in the water and it freezes the entire kitchen. Goes up into the taps. I love Tom and Jerry. Tom Jerry's bomb is my apple is apple TV getting my feed

So are you gonna show us a deer eating a human? Oh, I wish anybody else under the bus But there's something I've been wondering about for a long time. I'm gonna show you something really quick here No, no, no, not one of us. I'm gonna throw you in the Okay, let me ask you Probably I'm like a third of you. Sorry. What are you doing right now? Celebrating as you. Probably. I'm gonna ask you this. Okay.

Or masturbating. Oh yeah. What you masturbating? What? What? What are you doing? You masturbating? No, no. Oh, maybe later. I was asking you, just a verb.

All right. What is that? That's a sports team. Devil. Yeah,, what is that? That's a sports team. Devil. Yeah, but what is it? What's the associated with that you know of? Anything? Cupid.

There you go. You? Is it around your torches at all? What's not the thing? Yeah, absolutely. So this is hot stuff, the devil, from Harvey Comics. And clearly it's what they base the torches, little devil, little diaper and everything like that.

It's not writing a show. Torchies devil. And torches is a taco place. And Austin, and it's one of those things that's like, it's cute when you're a food truck, but now that they're in multiple states. That's true. You're gonna have a fucking problem

with that eventually. Yeah, plus they, oh yeah, pull the torches like a, they've already sued other businesses. Like I think a business in Houston for copying some stuff, like human stuff from their menu. Yeah. So if they, you know, obviously already willing to go to-

You may have just screwed them, though. I might have, and I really like Torchy's talkers. Yeah, I- I've just been curious about it. You better be able to replace my trailer pox. Yeah, that's the type of food. Anybody wanna see this deer? Or is there a no in the deer?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, wait, wait, which deer? This is not the deer eating somebody right? That's the one I don't want to see this is a footage from a man getting out of Car in Canada actually I know that place so we could go Is it it's up? Yeah runs over man, right? I've seen this getting out of his car. I've seen this. Get out of his car. Is he going to get in? My news about business, a backpack. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Obviously that it's like the it's like backwards right usually you're driving and a deer pops out of nowhere This deer is probably running my own business getting his revenge on someone

He's like that fucking truck killed my mom. Yeah You don't see it but at the end of the video he eats the guy Gives him a little choo man. I saw the craziest dash cam video. What did you see it this week? Yeah, I did the The thing you don't I don't know what it is. You see it this week? Yeah, I did. The thing you don't, I don't know what it is. I absolutely don't know. What is it? Yeah, I've seen it. What is it?

It was like some straight up GTA. Pull it up, traffic lights. A plane comes flying in from the right, clips and poles, and explodes right in the street. It was like- Did you hit anyone? I actually saw that. I'm a bit after complaining at you. Yeah, I did see that.

And somehow, nobody died. Wow. The did see that. And somehow nobody died. Wow. The pilot and passenger just walked out and injured. It's a fuck out here. They walked away from you. Yeah, I think they just clipped the fuel tank which exploded behind them. Oh.

And they were fired. It's an epic clip. It looks straight from GTL line. Plains are the only thing that are just like they are in the movies where when they land and they land kind of hard, they fucking explode. And it's always the case. It's like, I'm never seen a plane land

scrape along the ground and then go, I'm okay. No, that happens all the time. No, they blow off. Yeah, no, no, no. So like I used to be afraid of dying to plane crash. And then I watched air disasters and there's like seven seasons, right? And then now I feel pretty good.

If my plane was crashing as long as it wasn't on takeoff, if my plane was like going down, I'd be like, you know what, I have a decent chance of surviving with this. You're not thinking that for a second. I am. I love the ride. I absolutely think that every time I take off,

especially takeoff, takeoff is the only thing that scares me. Not landing? No, because landing, you're headed in the right direction. Yeah, but that's what a lot of it could be. No, no, no, no, it's very rare for a problem to like to happen during landing That isn't because of a problem that already happened during the flight like

It's very rare that everything is fine like if the landing gear the pilots forget to Engage the brake the air brake that that could happen But for the most part if if a plane crashes in landing, it's due to some problem that already happened on the flight. But take off. Oh, this is the clip. Oh, this is the clip. This is the Cheetah clip.

The plane. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. Wow, all those cars have been like, holy fuck. That was like, that's how it's still maintaining. Wow.

I thought they didn't hit the car, like the traffic light is just like, I'll eat the very tail under that clip. The guy that he's cars immediately in frame, his reverse lights turn on. Like, I'm fucking getting away from this anyway that I can. Just instinctive. There was a guy I think, this is the Torch East Taco.

That is the same, by the way. Yeah. Wait, the focus is different color. Little devil in the thing. Yeah, it's a yellow fork. There was a guy that I think was in Atlanta who was just sitting in traffic and a plane was something out of the plane, it was crash landing

and the landing gear clipped his car. So the plane crashed and this guy who's just sitting there mining his business got taken out by the landing gear. It's like, that's, I mean, you're already in traffic and that's bad enough, but. Did he die? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

That's sad. Yeah. We knew somebody was going to play Crash. Who's that? Mr. Ed. Ed? Ed? Ed Robinson.

Ed Robinson, played in the radio. He's got to crash with the four people in his plane. How's he doing? His plane crashed. He's fine, but it's crazy to know somebody who crashed. And it was a fight. I think it didn't explode on impact. It's a surprising amount of people survive,

unless you stall and then you fucked. I don't know what I can say about it, so but I will say that when they got to the ground that he smelled gas and that was like the moment of we gotta get out of this thing. Oh, it's yeah. Yeah, I mean, I don't think a prop plane has the same type of fuel that a jet does. I think a jet fuel is being way more volatile.

It's not though. I mean, it's not. It's not. It's not a volatile and just gas. It's a true. Really? I think it's that funnel. Like, jet A, that stuff.

It's just like, this is equally as fun, but it's gas. I don't know. Well, I know there's a much more combustible. There's a way. I don't think it is. There's a huge difference between diesel fuel and gasoline.

There's a huge difference there. Yeah, I'm sorry. And I would assume that the volatility would be the same, like distance between normal gas and jet fuel. I was, I think of jet fuel as being massively volatile and combustible. I'm maybe I'm wrong. I look it up. I look it up.

I just thought it was like a miscusell. Is jet fuel made from petroleum. Is jet fuel more expensive, flammable than gasoline? Let's look this up. Thank God for the internet. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum it burns much hotter than gasoline. Hot other. Has such a low jet of, what is this? A fuel has such a low volatility, it gives off no vapor.

Anyway, so it burns hotter. That's what you need to know. It burns hotter. I don't know if it's more volatile or explodes more. Yeah, and if you're like a commercial plane, takes long enough to get out of there when the thing's not on fire. Dude, you ever seen a video where someone tries to let

a bonfire with gasoline versus diesel? It's pretty fucking impressive. Because it was the same thing, it seems like, like a big pile of debris that they want to burn. They get up there with that little red gas can gals in this thing down and then they do this cheeky little thing where they draw gasoline through in a line, like a fuse through the grass. And like, it's just the fumes just exciting.

The whole time they're doing that, right? And then they just like draw it out and they light it and you watch this thing like race towards it. And it always just explodes. I was learning this weekend too from someone that you can't use bamboo in a, in a campfire. Why is that?

Because apparently when you put bamboo and it just pops like explodes and you can get bamboo shards, like, that sounds awesome. It's like moisture in it. I don't know what. I don't know what. That does sound like a slumber video. Yeah. Apparently when you put bamboo and it just pops like explodes and you can get bamboo shards like It's like moisture in it. I don't know what that does sound like a slumber video. Yeah, yeah tracks pandas. Could I get a cut of that? It's the real danger this that's like 20% of my messages to Gavin are mean just sending Stuff that I think would be a good slumber video all complaining about your bamboo situations. I have a bamboo Did I tell you about my bamboo situation? No, we talked about this on the podcast. I have a bamboo, do you think about my bamboo situation? Can we talk about this on the podcast? You have a bamboo situation. I have a bamboo situation. My bamboo is awful.

It was behind my fence, and then the neighbors on the other side of the fence decided to trim it all down. Little flex of it fell into my back garden. And now the bamboo shoots, like six feet tall, just coming out in the middle of the lawn. Well, now you know what to do with them. Burn them.

Burn them. Burn them into the lawn. Where goggle? Did you tell your bamboo story? Now, it's just a thing where I hired a guy. with them. Burn them. Burn them. Burn them. Where do I go? Did you tell, did you tell you about booster? Oh, it's just a thing where I hired a guy. The picture is really fun. A bamboo guy. And we said, I'll do it.

I'll do it. It's a Patrick picture. Because you was so annoying. But you can't see the before picture. So my back door out of my kitchen, the guys who had the house before me were very, had great taste. And they had this little garden in the back

out my back door that has black bamboo in it. Is it painted black? Was it just black? No, it just turns black over a period of time. And it's grown. And it was like super thick, like really nice bamboo and the leaves roll at the top and it looked really cool and everything.

But then all of a sudden one day, there's all this fucking green bamboo, like a little green bamboo in there as well. I have since learned that the black bamboo starts green and then becomes black. But that's not relevant to this part of the story. So the guy hired us and said, hey, I just need you to clear out all this green bamboo

by the back door. And so the last time I worked here, your girlfriend said, don't cut down the bamboo. And I said, you, exactly, don't cut down the bamboo, just get rid of the green bamboo, leave the black bamboo. And he was like, okay, so just to be clear, I'm gonna cut out all the bamboo. I'm like, no, listen to what I'm selling you. Cut the the green bamboo, leave the black bamboo. And he was like, okay, so just to be clear, I'm gonna cut out all the bamboo. I'm like, no, listen to what I'm selling you.

Cut the fucking green bamboo. Cut the green bamboo, don't cut any black bamboo. I wanna keep the black bamboo. I wanna get rid of this new green bamboo. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam,blind? No, just, it's still, still tell the difference between green and black. No, I know. Yeah, I just think it's dumb. I was so mad about it. I said, Gavin, the picture of this empty like, it looks so funny,

little bamboo stuff. So it's so cool. This is the aggravating thing. I should have just done it myself. I thought I was like, you know, helping the economy, like, helping some guys doing it and then, you know, cut down on my fucking bamboo. I got a big argument with the guy fired him and everything else.

What could have been? What was he, what was his defense? He had no defense. Okay, he had no defense. If I can write before I got home, he sent me a message going, just to be clear, you wanted me to cut down all that bamboo, right?

And I was like, no. And then I sent him the picture that I sent you. I go, don't ever come back to my house again. I'm gonna get somebody else to help me with my art. Oh, how it's, can't be a fire anybody? I've stopped using services after just shit. Yeah. So I could, yeah, we had a,

I was experimenting with cleaners, right? Just because Megan and I are pretty busy, we travel a lot. Sure. I think it's the point where it's like the Sims Yeah, it's the point where you get home and it's like oh the house has been a mess for three weeks But neither of us have been here to do anything about it. So it's like let's try out cleaners How does PC in my living room right play PC games on the big on the TV and it's like this big

It sits on the floor next to my TV unit the cleaners like moved about some stuff and just took this backpack full of some heavy shit and just dumped it on the back of the PC. So the HDMI cable and the graphics card was like, can't let this invent it. And everything was like oddly placed and moved. And I was like, I just don't mind my intuit. I'd rather just eventually clean it all myself than have people rifling through my crap and damages.

Keeping your shit straight is different than cleaning though. Like, mopping floors and stuff like that. You get into buss, not the mop and all that. In an ideal world, they would pick up the mess clean under it and just put it in the back where it is. Do you have a bit of our system set up in your house? No, no, it was too expensive. Well, see, everyone, a lot of people in the age, you've got vibes and stuff, but... I just don't think there's enough games

for that money that you spend on it. But I have it set up this weekend. So Teddy's computer in our house doubles as the VR thing. So he, we have to break, because he wants to play VR more than anybody. So we break down his computer, move it over to this other room, and then set up the VR stuff

when I have it all in the box over there. And dude, we play the Rick and Morty VR game. Have you played that yet? No. Brandon, it's fucking amazing, dude. It is really incredible. That sucks. I had no idea.

I just got in the show a week ago. I had a VR system. I was like renting a VR system and I ended up returning it. What VR games have you played you like? Let me just ask you this. Have you played job simulator? No. It's very similar.

Similar. Similar. Similar. It looks like that, but also has like shooting bits as well Right a little bit of shooting stuff I thought I was all the way through the experience the Star Wars one is like five minutes Fixed the Millennium Falcon the thing that blew me was like this this game. This is the Oculus store where It was like old-age old west and you like shooting people with like shooting people with revolvers and stuff. And I was like, okay, this should be fun,

but then there was this whole element of diving behind barrels and shit. So I mean, in five minutes, I was completely dead. My knees were killing me. And I was just like, I'm not athletic enough to play a video game. It's like a play. I had no idea.

I had no idea to expect that level of interaction with a virtual environment. It's like a blowjob simulator. Yeah, actually, when I kept complaining about my knees, the guys who I was playing with assumed it was blowjob related. Yeah, I was like, I get that. So you recommend wearing knee pads. Absolutely. I got to, I took out a yoga mat that I could fall on.

It's very fun. I just wish there were more Rick and Morty like games for it So I I'm I don't even Ryan play it because he did a whole playthrough of it on a chimahana What's the Rick and Morty game like it's it's awesome So if anyone in the audience has played job simulator It's basically like you're in the Rick and Morty environment their house Specifically you're in Rick's garage and the one that I played and And all of the stuff is there. Like there's a Mr. Meeseeks that you throw out and he helps you do stuff.

And then you go in the, what the, what the, the Trunken world where he gets all of his power. Yeah, his little battery, the mini-vers. There's part of that that's like that too. And it's all got, it's all made by that team that made the show or at least the main creator.

I would say Justin Reuiland. Is that how you say that? I'm not sure. Yeah. Anyway, I've never had something that was licensed that felt like as completed experiences that did. I really liked that. About the virtual Springfield.

I haven't done it. Springfield. Springfield. It was like 15 years old. Is it? Oh, it's great. I love that. Yeah.

Another example of a The Simpsons game, I think the second car game that they made that was written by the people at the Simpsons So like you know, you have the what do you guys laugh at? I don't know we have another podcast that we need to throw it to that's why I'm telling you that we need to wrap up the show Oh, we have a third of the podcast right? Yeah, but this is also I An on-demand product that we have to wrap up who we throwing to after this some fun house. I think it's still the Try hard podcast is it try hard for now? So do they just wait until we finish?

Yes. Okay, they do. I believe so. Well, we think you should stay tuned for the try hard podcast. Hopefully that's it. What the hell? That's so cool. I don't like it.

Wait, hands down. Now do it on him. Well, that's up. Oh, you can't probably. That's a little bit harder. Wait, be hands out. Ehhhh. Now do it on him. Well, that's up. Oh, you can't probably like this. They take a little bit of time to say. That was awesome, guys. We'll see Tune in next week. For the audio podcast listeners, they did a little wipe.

Thank you very much. I am Brandon. Thank you, D. Bernie. Barbara, Gavin, you're a wonderful podcast. Brandon was good to work with you again. It was nice. You're not. I'm dead serious. I like you being in the party. Take a fucking compliment. You did a good podcast. Brandy was good to work with you again. You're not once every six. I'm dead serious. I like being in the party.

Take a fucking compliment. You did a good job. Right tonight. So did you. Thanks. People say nice things. I love you. I assume there's something horrible going on.

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