Rooster Teeth Podcast - Kayla Teaches Gus Quidditch - #655

Episode Date: June 29, 2021

Join Gus Sorola, Barbara Dunkelman, Gavin Free, and Kayla Milton as they discuss how to play Quidditch, the most divisive foods to eat, stupid billionaires, and more on this week's RT Podcast. This episode was recorded June 28, 2021 and is sponsored by Omen (Go to http://bit.ly/oasisrtp to download OASIS on the OMEN Gaming Hub and try out the BETA now!), Imperfect Foods (Go to http://imperfectfoods.com and use code ROOSTER to get 20% off your first 4 orders!), and Credit Karma (Go to http://creditkarma.com/winmoney to sign up for free and start winning Instant Karma.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hello, everyone, welcome to the Rishi podcast. I'm Gus. We, we readin' that. Yes, I'm Gavin. I'm Kayla. I'm Barbara. And I'm Gus. Kayla, I'm glad you're here.

Because you made me feel terrible last week. Oh no. You inadvertently, we were doing a stream of Gartik phone and very off-handed. You probably don't even remember it. You said something that made me realize, how fucking ancient I am. I don't know if we were live or was before the world.

I think we were streaming. We were actually streaming at the time. I don't remember because someone was talking about Paul Sheer. That's true. And then I said, oh I miss her. I thought you were talking about Paul Sheifer. And Kayla said, who?

So you know, Paul Sheifer, he was the band leader. She goes, who? You know, for David Letterman? Who? I don't know. You don't know who David Letterman? I don't know. I was like, oh, I said, I said, there's not the chin guy.

And you're like, no, that's the other guy. I got so down. Like he was in cars as a car. And you're like, no, not that guy. Yeah car and you're like no not that Yeah, yeah, the Street that was just like old and my big bumper There's been a lot of people on the podcast lately who make you feel it's it's happening more and more Maybe I should finally retire and Move on yeah, it's no more podcast once I stop that's all podcast everywhere you shut down after that

What's the opposite of green lighting a show? Just red light. Red lighting. Stop signing. What's up? Because you have to just sun setting a show. Sun setting. Canceling.

I know it's not a funny answer. Justing it. I was at, I don't know if you guys ever do this. Do you all ever go to the grocery store like late at night on the weekends? I went to HUB Saturday night like at, it wasn't even that late, like 11 p.m. maybe almost midnight. I think HUB is really interesting.

Yeah. Because summer just opened to 3 a.m. for no reason, like a fucking McDonald's, it's weird. Well, the thing about these places is, it's a mixture of night owls and people who are super dressed up to go downtown is like, why are you all stopping at H.E.B.? Pedialate. Is that what it is?

They're all getting pedialate. There's so many, like, hangovers, right? There's so many girls in high heels and skirts and sparkly tops. It's obvious, they're stopping at H.E.B. and then going downtown. And then there's me like in like sweats just like slipping around the store. It's like two totally different spectrums of people.

It's just guys going, Poshy for Poshy for Poshy. Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Posh for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Posh for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for Poshy for or the things I bought. And I got up to the register and there's like a phone sitting there. You know, the other guy at the HV is like that little counter thing and the little payment terminal. And there's a phone sitting there on that little counter. It's an iPhone. Reving test is. And it's upside down.

Yeah, and I look at it and I look at the cashier and I look at the guy who just left. He's like starting to like collect his bags of walk off and I go, I'm, excuse me, is this your phone? And he turns on and looks at me, and just like Supercom says, I never pull my phone out in public. And I was like, okay.

So, no, I mean, it's a yes or no question. And he doesn't even answer me, he just walks off. And I just look at the cashier, I'm like, I guess it wasn't his? That guy filled every standard, that his test, he filled every standardized test. He's every patient. Because he just writes and answers on the side of the scan.

Trump. I was so confused. So he just wanted to give you extra information about his phone use, but didn't want to answer the question. It's like he was offended by the fact he would even think that he would take his phone out. He's some kind of plead that looks at this fucking phone in public.

How dare you? Like, he's some kind of. He had headphones on too, I was like- Well yeah, but they were probably AirPods, so he doesn't need to take his phone out. Oh, okay. He just goes, next song please. I don't know how AirPods work, I don't have one.

That seems like it. Do you go, do you tap it twice or something? I do. That's what he's doing. No, they like you squeeze. You squeeze it? No, you tap twice, just get it. They have a little stem, you just kind of pull it.

Yeah, on the AirPods? Yeah, just like tap tap, and you go next. Oh, you know, I've got the other type. Yeah. You got the pull, then. The the air pot? Yeah, just like tap tap and you go next. Oh, you know, I've got the other type. You got the pull-in. Noise counseling ones where you squeeze. Oh. Can you tap as well? Oh, I'm thinking of like turning on noise counseling.

Oh. That's a squeeze and then a tap is to do the music. That's fun. Are they squishy? I love the squishy. I like a bit of a button feel to it. Like when you push it. Okay. I'm learning in a while. I like a little bit of a button feel to it. Okay. Like when you push it. Okay, okay.

I'm gonna warn them in a while. They're not good for my ears. I have an ear wax problem. Me too. My sister has a, you know, she has a good thing it's disgusting. She has a good suction thingy. Oh.

She should get something that a doctor once recommended to me. I think it's called D-Breaks or something like that. It's a liquid you pour into your ear. Puppy. And it like fizzes up your wax to soften it. So it's easier to clean it out of here. I've used that before, but I feel like it doesn't do anything.

I feel like I've got like impacted ear wax or something and it's like nothing comes out. Yeah, it's like this section. You just gotta get a scrape out. Or go to an ENT and they could do it, actually like go in your ear with a tool. Well, it went to the camera. Why don't we keep talking about earwax?

And no one's bought the scraping brush. Look, Eric's not here. Guess you bought it for themselves, and used it on themselves. See, this guy. I feel how to go. It was fucking disgusting. Because it's so magnified that when you, like,

are looking in there, you're like, oh, fuck! Ew, what's in there? And then you start to, like, pull a chunk out, and it looks like it's gonna be this big when it comes out, but it's like, eh! I think you need to put something in your ear for scale, just so you know, like a little Lego man head or something. Because it's like, you know what?

I can see the inside of them. This is a very small opening right here. You see? I agree. Those aren't regulation. They're not regulation. No, those are not standard. Which I feel really bad about because those air pods you're talking about

I know my parents watched his podcast. They bought me those air pods for my birthday last year Yeah, and they even got like the little casing graved with like, oh, I'd nickname They don't fit in my ears even with the little changeable thing I can put the smallest ones in there and they still go They just don't sit in there. I need the I either need this like I get the smallest ones in there and they still go, they just don't sit in there. I need the, I get the middle ones. The ones that come on are always either too small or too big, so I get the middle size ones. They're just, they just didn't stay.

The biggest ones, the smallest ones, they just slipped right out. It's probably because I have like wet earwax everywhere. But, have you ever seen those earwax spoons that they use in East Asia to clean earwax? Spoons? Yeah, like tiny little spoons. It looks like a spoon, just like not a regular-sized spoon, but an ear-sized spoon.

That's waiting for it. And you like stick it in to like scoop out and clear out all your wax. That's kind of what this device is. Oh really? It's like just curved on the end. Like, just like that to do a little scooper. It's great. Did you just sneeze a little bit? I did. It was like quite a sneeze like a river. How do you do it so

quietly? This is how he sneezes. Really? Yeah. If you missed it on the audio, it sounded to me like this. I did specialize in ASMR sneezes Marce Nees's. They're very close to the mic, but very small. My sneezes have no warning. Yeah. You know how some people have the, where they're breathing in, they're about to sneeze. Mine is just the chew out.

There's no ah. It's just the chew just expelled. You just like, just stumble on it. My teachers used to get mad at me when I was in elementary school because they thought I was making my sneezes louder on purpose to get attention. I was like, no, believe me,

I wish my sneezes weren't this loud. I just have a deviated septum. Why are you being mean to me? I'm just fucked up all in here, can't you tell? A loud sneeze is way more satisfying there. Especially if I'm alone, I like to really lost them out, like fire them out. Yeah, I bet you do.

I feel like, usually if I'm like, like I'm dog sitting right now, so like if I don't like take, I'm allergic to everything. I'm putting dogs, cats, dogs, birds, flowers, anything with petals, leaves, anything, dander, mold, and they'll do all, I'm allergic to literally everything.

My life is a non-stop hellscape. Everything. Everything. Petals. Yeah you should take five. Bikes. Yeah especially bikes. Yeah so I'm watching a dog and if I don't take my medicine like the sneezes come so rapid fire that like I can't sneeze through my nose anymore it just comes out of my mouth like I'm just like coughing up sneezes and it's awful. What does it sound like at that point? Is it still, no, it sounds like a dad, it sounds like a dad sneeze called a combination.

It's really bad. One of those, it was like, eh. No, it's like that. That doesn't sound healthy. No, it hurts really bad too. I think the best sneeze is when you're on a couch and you can like tuck your legs up as you sneeze. What?

The most satisfying. Like a whole body sneeze. Like really cock it back and fire it out. And you're like, like that. Yeah, the best ones. Although you're doing that with the sound you made, wouldn't it would look unbalanced at it. Yeah, it's a big of a sneeze I can go.

Jesus. So before the podcast, we were talking about olives. It was a shock. I feel obligated to bring it up. Jesus. So before the podcast, we were talking about olives. Yeah, it's a shock. I feel obligated to bring it up. Some people in this podcast do not like olives and they're wrong. I feel like it's a good first question actually. A lot of people go for like, no, you like cats or dogs.

It's like a lot of people like both. Yeah. Olives though, very polarizing. Yeah, feel like. No one thinks olives are okay. I don't understand. I love olives. I can't understand. I love olives. I can't imagine not liking them.

Even when I was like a little kid and like a, you know, a picky eater like a stupid little kid, I still would eat them. So they're talking about, I was blown away that this flavor of whatever the crisis is, is cherry, even though it's white. It's juicy. It's wondering why it's not red.

And then you said fruit punch was red. Yeah, so nothing else can be red. But you never get olive flavor drinks. And I think that's because all of the shit. It's because it's olive juice doesn't refresh you. That's like salty. But also it's a cherry refresh you. That's such a weird comment to make

because there's so many foods that people like that aren't drinkable forms. I love chicken. Chicken's not a soup. Chicken soup is a drinkable form. I don't think of Ross is a drinkable form of chicken. True's not a soup. Chicken soup is a drinkable for us. Is a drinkable for us, chicken. True. Two shades.

That. Have you ever worn my hands? Oh no. Can you eat an olive that hasn't been pickled? Would they be? Is that pickled though? I thought they're in oil. Is it?

Never mind. I don't. Like, is an olive? I don't. Like, is it olive? I don't know if I would qualify all of us afruit or a vegetable though. Is it olive? Well, it's got a bee. It's stone inside.

So is it afruit? Is it afruit? Like a jelly? Yeah. How many olives would you need for one serving of fruit? Because you know, it's like get your three servings afruit a day or whatever it is. I'm saying like 90 olives. Like threes of fruit a day or whatever it is. I'm feeling 90 olives.

Like three jars of olives. Apparently you cannot eat them. Raw. Oh, and tickled. They have to be cooked till they have to be cooked. Will they kill you? When eating raw olives are extremely bitter and for all intents and purposes, completely inedible.

Wait, can't or shouldn't. I guess you could, but you should. Should we do the olive challenge? Yeah, we should get some raw. Is it like, because like, what is is it like almonds will kill you if you Eat them raw right? Uh, is it almonds? It's like or cashews or something one of them pistachios maybe it's one of them. Yeah, they'll just fucking straight up kill you if you can't even touch them I think a Brazil nut shell is also bad for you, but you don't need a shell of that. No

I think all of our brine. They're brined. Yeah, that's a I see in chat. Is brining the same as pickling chat? You can create a pickle by brining. I did that once. But not all pickles are brined. Oh, you're a shit-e terrible. They were terrible.

They were fucking awful. You called me pickles? I made pickles. Yeah. Last year. Successfully? And we are worried you were going to get, what, doesn't Terry? Was that the...

Some of them. They should get in there? Salmonella? Apparently, like, if you do it wrong, there could be a really big health risk. Yeah, it wasn't like the Sterea who like, syphilis or something you were gonna get. There's some type of thing. Well, regardless, I survived.

I love olives, but I don't. I like pickles and everything pickled. I love that vinegary flavor. The only pickled thing I will eat don't at me is a pig's foot. That's just a very Southern thing. A pig's foot. Yeah, like a pickle-cigarette. My grandfather used to love that.

Second, anytime we're at the grocery store, the convenience store, and he saw a jar of pig's feet. He'd always buy one. Oh yeah, when I was a kid, my grandma, when we were babies would give it like, she'd eat one and then like, whatever little meat was left, like it's a little baby's, and you just like,

so on the bone. What do they actually look like? Pig's feet? Fucking pigs, but I'm gonna use the whole thing. Is it like a, is it rubbery? Pork belly? It's, it's actually really good.

Yeah, it's kind of pork belly. I forget that that's kind of a regional thing. Y'all have never seen this, right? Yeah, I got, no. Sometimes they're like bright red from whatever they pickle the menu. Oh, I'm gonna look at that. You guys can talk about you. I've never seen these. I guess I don't see it anymore. But I remember being a kid and going with my graph out of the store and it's like on the counter of the convenience store there'd be like a big jar filled

with pickled pig's feet and he'd always be like, oh that one right there. Yeah, get one and I'd eat a little bit of it. I don't know if it was necessarily as common at Canadian grocery stores which maybe I didn't see it as a kid, but I could be wrong. It could be wrong. Holy shit. And they're pickled. You like them, but you don't like all of them? I don't like all of them. Oh, those are childless.

I mean, it's like that, but like more red. Oh, God, it really is just a pink foot. Yeah. I would try it. I would try it. And if you say it, take it. It's like, yeah, it literally is like. It's like from what I remember as a child I haven't had one since I was a little kid, but it's like pork belly is probably I trust you like

But did you get me through the hoops? Who's you around? Yeah, you suck It's good if it's good enough. You'll, you'll work your way around it. Yeah, we should get some. You guys should eat some on the next episode. We should get some. No, mom. As Justin Bieber says, never say never. Okay, so we need roll olives. We need pigs feet. Yeah. You're making the shopping list.

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download Oasis on the Omen Gaming Hub and try out the beta right now. I feel like we should have an episode of the podcast where we just have a schmorgasbord of all types of foods that people hate or love love or that's like really What's the word I'm looking for divisive divisive? Yeah, ooh, that'd be fun. Do like a little taste test thing because maybe like maybe you think you hate olives I do I I've tried black olives green olives those are the only two types I think I think so bad I've had the my parents love olives. They get them like

types I think. I think so. Bad. I've had my parents love olives. They get them like, uh, if you shuffle like Aldi, they have like different things they jar them in. Okay. So they're like different flavors, but they all taste like shit because they're olives. They're all the same. Yeah, they're all the same. See, I will get a jar of olives and eat just, I'll like, put a little bowl and I'll put some olives in there and just eat them like a snack. My roommate just is delicious. She loves olives and pickles. There's this one brand of pickle that she loves to get and she only gets them, like, I think she gets them in the spears, yeah.

Cossons or something like that. Yeah. Are those ones to have to be refrigerated? Yeah, there's those that have to be refrigerated. She fucking loves us and she'll just get like a plate of that and like olives and make like the Shorkeedery board and I'm just like, this is my nightmare. If I had to eat this every day,

there was so much life I'd kill myself. What are the little shitty little things, like tiny pickle, nobily pickle things? Oh yeah, what do they call those? The nobily pickle. It's like the little one that's so ever there. And they're kind of like, what's the name of the book?

They're kind of like bumpy, yeah? Yeah, I feel like I need. Gurg is? Is it a Gurg can? I'm just gonna be Gurg, it's just a like I Is it a girl? I think a gherkin is just a type of pick like a smaller type of pick. I look at is what is what I call what you call pickles Cornage Cornage Jones that's the thing Now those I'm okay with do you like pickles normal pickles? No really?

Okay, I think that's a correlation here. Do you like pickles Kayla? No, I think that's a correlation. Because you like pickles, I love pickles. You like all of those. The poll for all is by the way, it's 40% yay, 53% May. I can't believe it's that lopsided. Wow. That many people don't like it.

I just think they're bad for me, Poisonally, I don't care if they're Poisonally. Poisonally, like me, Poisonally? Nah. Oh, man. Absolutely not. Load't care if they're poisonally. Poisonally, like me, poisonally? Nah, absolutely not. Load me up. I like some weird food. Like, one of my favorite sandwiches to have

is tuna salad with pickles and hot sauce on it. See, I like tuna salad with relish. With relish, sweet relish. I like sweet relish. This is their relish. This is their relish. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm gonna do. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

but it's sweet, but it's sweet relish, sweet relish. A little sweet relish. You know what fucked me up about coming to Texas? Everything is vinegar and I hate it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, It's so good. Sweet baked beans. The way they go. I agree with you on that. You heard sweet baked beans. They look the molasses baked beans. It's like at rooties. The baked beans, you get at rooties. That's sweet. Yeah. They're not, it sounds awful, but it's pretty good. Yeah, I don't like those.

You don't like the baked beans there. Not really. They're cream corn though. Cream corn's good. Most food goes really good. Listen, if you're ever an Austin, go to rooties. You can't go wrong. Everything is amazing.

We're talking about food and maybe think about this. I've been watching, on Netflix, I've been watching Halt and Catch Fire, which was a show on AMC that I never watched. Okay. And they had, it's supposed to take place in Texas. Like most of it takes place in Dallas, and occasionally they like go down to Austin for something.

But there was an episode where like one of the characters brings in breakfast tacos for the whole company. He's like, hey, everyone, I brought you breakfast tacos. The breakfast tacos are never front and center in the shot. They're like, he places them on a counter and then walks towards camera. Like all the action takes place up towards the post to lens. But in the background, you can see he has put down

a big plate of crunchy shell tacos, crunchy shell to breakfast tacos, to the point where a character comes over and breaks off a piece of the Crunchy Shell, there's a Crunch noise, and she eats the Crunchy Shell. I've never seen that. And I'm like, this motherfucker just brought Crunchy Shell to Breakfast Tacos.

I've never seen that. I've never seen that. I think they filmed the show in Georgia. And I think they tried to recreate Texas things, because every now and then they'll say something. It's like, that's not how people here would say it. They'll be like, oh, because every now and then they'll say something. It's like, that's not how people here would say it. They'll be like, oh, you gotta get on the front to druid.

It's like, it's like, so I think that they just wrote in the script something about breakfast tacos. And they're like, oh, just like crunchy tacos. Yeah, just like tacos. And it was, it just took me so out of the moment. I was like, I can't. Because do you think if someone says taco,

I do think of a crunch. Yeah, unless they say breakfast taco. Unless they say breakfast taco, which if you're not from Texas. Yeah. Can you get a crunchy burrito? Crunchy. Isn't that like good? That thing it.

Taco Bell? Taco Bell. Taco Bell. I think a burrito is something soft by definition. Yeah. It's a, it's a, can you make a tornado out of a corn tortilla? I'm sure you could. I feel like it was simply crumbly.

I feel like you take, you try to roll it and it just turns to mush in your hands. So flower all the way. The reason that they call it that, the reason they call it a burrito is that burro is the, well, I think this is the word. I think this is the reason they call it that burro. Donkey. Donkey in Spanish. And I think it's a burrito, because it's supposed to be like

a rolled blanket on the back of a donkey. And that's why I call it that. That's adorable. So no, it couldn't be crunchy because you couldn't roll it. Yeah, that's what I've said. That's what I've said. And no, I don't think you can do it with corn, because like you said, it would just fall apart.

Yeah, I feel like once you get a corn tortilla to a certain size, it's only a matter of time before it starts to just disintegrate fully. On a topic of people liking or disliking certain foods, people who prefer corn tortillas over flour tortillas are serial killers. No, okay, hold on. That's me. Let's eat real good. They both have their places.

Corn is not good. It's not tasty. Flour is so much better. I feel like there are some things that taste better on a corn tortilla. Nothing. Like what? The corn tortilla is so overpowering. If you get the ideal preparation that you want to use a corn tortilla is when you go and you

get those little tacos that are like this big and you eat like 12 of them. Then you get like a little corn tortilla that just filled with like a little bit of marinated meat that's super juicy on its own. That does it because you're right. It can be dry sometimes if you don't have the correct feeling. I think what meat is the best. It's what or you add some salsa to it in order to like make it not quite as dry. I saw the dryness I'm mine. It's the flavor. It's, I don't know.

It just like is overpowering. I love tortilla chips, which is weird because it's the same flavor. But I don't know. You say it's like grits. Grits. Oh, great. Great. So sing a single grit.

Just one grit. One grit. I think we need another poll because I'm seeing the chat very polarized on this stuff. Steffi is right. Restaurants here do have bad corn tortillas. Maybe that's what it is. Yeah, because they're so,

they're so used to making the flower ones. Right, that maybe as like if you had like some homemade good ones that it would be different. Yeah, the burial makes corn tortillas. Most tortillas that you get in restaurants and in the store are absolute garbage. They are harsher and fucking terrible. They break in your bag before you get home as well.

Again, the structural integrity is not there. It's awful. Dust. Could you get another pull and chat? Literally, what kind of me pull? There will be one thing that's like, Barb is so wrong, I've never heard someone so wrong in my life. And the next one will be like,

I've never agreed more with Barb and my whole life. What can I make a poll? Slash poll. No. No. We have a poll. Should just we have it to make polls. Yes or no?

That's really should be bored and fortune. The race. Oh. I'm just not trying to make a poll. It's all. Okay, maybe the word serial'm trying to make a poll. That's all. Okay, maybe the word serial killer was a little too strong. No, I prefer flower to participate.

No, stick by your guts. Whole, brutal call. Speaking. Engage. Jimmy Changa is the hard brie. Oh, I didn't know that. They're not hard like a crunchy shell. Taco.

Taco. They're more like, they have have give they don't crunch when you buy them They're like middle ground. Yeah, like the middle is often a little bit soaked That's what you did much I just did some that no one's making a poll So I just did something to make everyone mad. Oh nice. Oh, you're gonna break the chat. Oh What's what's really with that means Type one for corn type two for flour. Who's saving three? It's holding. It's holding now. Look at it. It's still going. Okay. So I broke his 69. Oh, it's struggling. Corn or two was flour. Ghosts is wrong. Don't type in chat. We're gonna crash the site.

That's what I'm saying. He makes the other guy. Go call them back. You've already told him. Chelsea, we just can't do a poll. Sorry. That's what's wrong with us. Sorry.

Here, you make Chelsea mad. Yeah, they're all trying, they're all getting mad. I mean, Gus is wrong. Don't type in chat. Pull this close. Give me the ability to make polls, and I won't do this again you have 30 minutes to meet my demands. So five minutes ago in real time I became cognizant of the fact that I am not wearing my own pants because I know this that there was fringe on

the leg. Who's pants are those? I didn't know they weren't mine. Because I crossed my legs and I felt the fringe and it scared me and I looked down and I was like oh shit They're a little bit Texas aren't they? But it's not the wrong end though. Show me on the back. Are you wearing the back? On the front? Okay, I met your girlfriend for the first time a few weeks ago. She did she's lovely. I like her enough She's very funny very quick. Yeah, she was super quick. Quicker than me, it's upsetting.

She's the only person I've dated that's funnier than me. I don't like it. Not allowed. It's not allowed. I, it's funny because I was like, oh, you and Merrill, both like your tall blondes, I see. And she is naturally blonde. And if anyone else says otherwise, they're lying.

Oh, okay. She's not. Gus was going to say otherwise. I was I was about to. Yeah. She's a Hortchop the white Mexican. Oh, I didn't know that. It happens. I have I have some uncles or great uncles. I guess who all have like green eyes and like really light brown almost red hair. So she's really... So she's really... Blue, gray eyes?

You'd look weird with green eyes. I know a color you're growing inside, sorry. I feel like I should have had them because I have like a lot of the other physical characteristics of them but I got the brown eyes instead of the green eyes. Oh nice, it'd be too much. Yeah. It would be too much. Green eyes are pretty rare.

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It's like the beginning of fallout, fallout three or fallout four. Yeah, you know, I've ever seen those videos where it's like, you're creating a person, you're pouring water into a bowl. All right, like sense of humor, like, person man, like, impatientness pour that in. For me, it was like, sweatiness. Oh, fuck, it took some our flowers on the faucet. Because during the Powerpuff girls,

except instead of like, what was it, chemical acts? It's like sweat. Sweat. Sweaty palms. Glans. Yeah. Sweaty palms. Let's give her 50 times more than the normal person.

Oh no. How did you ever hold anything? We just, it was a struggle all the time. Always a struggle. Yep. That sucks. That those suck. I know those sucks. The Harry Potter movies. How dare you pop takes from Kayla. Wow.

Hear me out. Why do they suck? The Harry Potter movies only makes sense if you've read the books. Otherwise, it is just a bunch of random vignettes strung together. I've never read the books and they make sense to me. Not like full. Okay. Here's, here's what I mean and I don't make sense. There are things that happen that you take it face value in the movies. But if you read the books, they're simply explained to you because you read the books.

Like the entire, my main one, the entire relationship between Tonks and Lupin happens. It's just like, oh, they're together by the way, but there is so much random shit and subtext in the books that it's just like just like oh that was a weird thing that happened for two lines But also I also going back there the books are whatever Their stuff like oh here he's like a teen dad no one talks about that He's the he's the godfather of looping and talk spoiler of looping and talks his kid. They both die now He's 17 with a kid that is never mentioned again until maybe the epilogue.

I don't know that. What else? Everything with serious black. Everything with serious black, there is so much in the books, there is nothing in the book. It's disgusting. It's a snake.

Yeah, it's just like a bunch of like, I feel like you don't get spew, you barely get reed a skewer. You might not. It's just so much that happens in the books that I'm like, oh yeah, watching the movies. I'm like, oh, I like this scene because I remember reading it in the book.

But what happens in the order that things happen and is not linearly a story, it is mostly just a bunch of different scenes from the book strung together with a little bit of dialogue that sort of explains things. That makes me angry. Yeah. That makes me not want to watch the movies again. You shouldn't.

I feel like when you have a big franchise like that, you end up just clashing them within like, how good of a Harry Potter movie is this? And then some are like, that's a good one. But then if you take them all over all and just look amongst other movies, none of them are very good. No, last one, Darkshit.

I don't even remember it. I recently watched it. It's too bad. It's so bad, yeah. I like how we're having this conversation when literally we go Trevor and I were like, let's watch all the Harry Potter movies again. Oh, I mean, I was-

But people love these movies. Yeah, I was a huge, oh, I was a huge, we talked about this a little bit before the show. I was a fucking massive Harry Potter fan. I knew too much about Harry Potter. There's too much Potter knowledge in my head. I used to like, like, I was on like the websites. I was on the forums.

I was reading the fan fiction. I have ones. I have inks. I have I was on like the websites, I was on the forums, I was reading the fan fiction, I have ones, I have inks, I have quills. Which is funny, because you said a lot of names in your previous rant though. Yeah, I've never heard of it before. Oh yeah, we were talking about who was not white at Hogwarts and I was listing all of the night, all of the not white people and then I went,

oh, Alicia Spinnett, she was on the Quidditch team. I went, she might have been biracial, but like in the book or in the movie or both. Kind of anyone knows. Definitely in the books. Yeah. Yeah. Can anyone get the snitch?

No, just a seeker. So like if one of the other players happens to catch it, no dice, no dice. Interesting. I think it's just a seeker, but anybody can throw the waffle. I think anyone can throw the Quaffle. You could have said any word and I went. The Quaffles of the Ball that has to go through

the hoop thingy to get a point. And you get... I thought that was the Snitch. No, the Snitch is the goal thing when you catch to end the game, but it doesn't mean you win the game, but the people who catch the Snitch usually win because the Snitch is worth like 150 points. Oh, it's points I thought it was something when you have to

do 150 quaffles to equal one Snitch.. You have to like do 150 quaffles to equal one. No, you have to do 15 quaffles because I think each quaffles worth 10 points. Why don't why are there so many? Why don't we just drop a zero from both of these? Is there ever a point? I mean, that we got big numbers

for the sake of having big numbers here. Is there a blue? As if sports don't do that in general. Why is it touchdown up at six points? Because a field goal is three. See, oh, no sports makes it. Because they're smaller numbers. How come? You score a goal, you get one.

But sometimes it's a zero zero game, but someone still wins. That means no one's a what? No, that's a top. Did I get that wrong? No, it's just someone still wins. How do you get a hockey? And then if you get an extra point, if you kick, but two extra points, if you do a toss. Okay.

See, so it makes sense because they're smaller numbers you're dealing with here. It's not like a touchdown is 10 and a fuel goal is 30. Or a penalty. No, but the touchdown is seven and the other one's six. Why in tennis is it 15, 30? Why is that love?

Because you're a love kick one. Why is there love? You're gonna love good? What's all got to do with it? But wait, if the golden snitch ends the game but has a point value, it just makes the game end. Surely if you're losing by 200 points. I don't think you can be. You what? No, you can't be. Doesn't the game finish at 150? No, the game finishes when

the snitch is caught. But sometimes it doesn't. But what if it's never caught, then the game goes on. There's a thing about it about in like the cricket. It's a cricket. Yeah, there's a thing about it. What is the world, the Quidditch World Cup, where they're like one time a game went on for four months because nobody gets catch. What's the point of the other, like what's the point of scoring anything? You wanna try and score just in case you don't get the snitch

because then if you've got 200 points, they have zero points, but they caught the snitch. It's still 200 points. Yeah, so if you're not gonna catch a snitch, they're gonna wait, they're just gonna play defense until they score. If you get to go down and you're the seeker on that losing team, you want to just sit on your ass and wait.

That's where the beaters come in because they hit the beaters have bats. And there's this thing called a bludger. And the bludger is semi-senshin, but you can hit it into people to try to knock them off their berms. So maybe if you're like, you know, doing stuff and you see the seeker and you hit that fucking bludger into him He can't catch it. Wait, so what there's what's the the waffle one? What is the other one? Kaufu that's the ball they play with also

Can anyone catch this now? I'm thinking about it. I'm like I feel like there was a scene where Ron catches the snitch in his mouth By accident and I don't remember if he was a scene. Don't see that in the movie. I don't think yeah I thought Harry court was about to hear it. That's not Harry Carter in his mouth. There was a scene where Ron is on the Quidditch team and he like does some crazy shit. Only the seeker can catch the snitch. If anyone else does, it doesn't count.

There we go. So can you catch it and give it to the seeker? No. I don't think so. I seek this for you. Only the seeker has the right to catch or touch the snitch. There you go. Any player other than the seeker to do so commits a foul.

Can you swap the snitch with the, with the bludger? The foul is called the snitch snip. What if you twat the big bowl into the snitch and break it? I don't think it can break. Well, no, it can't open because that is also... I hope you're ready after this podcast to be known forever as the Harry Potter girl. No, that's...

That's like... That's not on the OT3 podcast. That's not me. Shout out to the OT3 podcast. Check it out. Two days. I remember Ron won a game, but he won it off-screen. Oh, okay.

Now I can like a little thing. Lisa Reno says Ron was the keeper. The keeper or the person the keeper of the person who tries to keep the qualifal from going into the hoop thingy. Okay. So Goli. Yeah. Yeah.

The goalie. I feel like that would be my position if I was playing that sport. Yeah. I feel like, um, yeah, I I was playing that sport. Yeah, I feel like, um, just because I'm so nervous. Yeah, I would be like, I would be like, I would be like, whatever the one called trying to get it in the, in the hoop. The spanker. Sure.

Yeah, the spaker. It's like, I got those paddles right? Yeah. The kink master. The kink master. That would be your position. I think you're right there. Man, but yeah, I've been thought about Harry Potter

in several years. Well, it all came bubbling out. Now we're all thinking about it. Oh, my dad was watching one of the movies, which is weird. He just watched, he'd been watching them, but out of order. So when I was, yeah, so when I was homeless,

he was watching like the very last one and I was like, why are you doing this? Have you seen the rest? How did Queryl put Voldemort on the back of his own head? Possession. So his name again? Queryl? Gavin's.

Queryl. I just like the way he says it. Queryl. Isn't that his name? How do you spell it? Put an asset in front of that. Squeryl? Isn't it squirrel without the air?

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I'm going to see the baby. I'm talking about this. It's okay. Once. So when's your Harry Potter podcast launching? the wrong person. I have seen the man who talked about this. It's okay. Once. So when's your Harry Potter podcast launching? Okay. So you're just being hotcaps.

You're joking. But this, everything I'm saying was part of a conversation that me and people are having it two in the morning, which is the exact right time to have that conversation. And I was like, we got to make this a podcast. The people need to know, I can count and name every single black person that hogwarts on one hand. Why is that true? Why is that the thing?

Why is Cho Chang's name Cho Chang? Why is every ethnic character named Racy McRacer? And I don't care for it. Why does Cho Chang have two last names? It's almost if the person who wrote it has not a great person. It's not a great person for sure. It's not a good person.

It is also possibly a transphobia who's to say allegedly. Who's to say allegedly? Asterisk, asterisk. A white person. First of all, a good person. And it's also possibly a transphobia who's to say allegedly, who's to say allegedly. Asterisk, asterisk. Asterisk. Oh, man, I did something kind of dumb the other day. What'd you do?

I was trying to turn my TV on the other day. And oh, well, first of all, I guess it gives me a quick back story. My TV recently broke. OK. And I had to buy a new one. Something happened or just like- Just one day it just didn't turn on anymore.

It sucked. Same. Which that were me. But luckily the, I actually complained to the manufacturer and they gave me some credit to buy a new TV which they totally didn't have to do- Oh, okay. But they did. It's about a new TV. And the other day I went and I turned it on and it wasn't turning on. It was like, oh shit.

So I unplugged it from the wall for a few seconds, plugged it back in, went back to my remote I've got one of those like logitech hard minute universal remotes Try to turn it on wouldn't turn on. It's like, oh no, it's happening again. I went unplugged it for like 30 minutes It was like really gonna let it power off plugged it back in, went back to my remote, turned it on, wouldn't come on. I was like fuck, I got another TV that's broken. It's not turning on. Then I was like, wait a minute. What if it's the remote that's broken? So I went and I found like the remote that came with the TV and I hit the power button on it and the TV turned on. And I was like, I just spent like half an hour trying to figure out if my TV was broken, but it's my remote. So I read that what was wrong with the other agency.

No, it was not. Okay, I thought we were getting at. But so I had to re-booted my remote, then everything worked. It was like, what a fucking stupid problem that my remote crashed and had to be rebooted. Some stuff shouldn't be small. Yeah, I don't think things should be, I think yes. Some stuff is smart and shouldn't be because like, I have smart lights that are dumb smart lights or not the Phillips here because I'm poor.

But like- How are they dumb of that? Because you can't, you can't sink them to stuff and that's all I really everyone. But like, if you like change your wife, I password, you have to like redo all of them. And that just made me not do it. So now I just have like smart lights I paid for

and then I refused to reboot. Wow. Last week my internet went offline one night and it was like out from like six PM until the next morning when I woke up. So I couldn't turn on and off lights in my house because they're all like internet connected bulbs and like it's all controlled through my phone

and I would like tell my phone like turn the living room on. It's like, sorry I didn't hear back from your devices. Oh, no, no Switch the works though. It's switch still works. I feel like get up Turn it up. Yeah, but you can't control the intensity. If you turn them off and on Yeah, then you just like turn on in the default. It's like oh the color temperatures are all wrong Yeah, I hate mine because they cycle through the temperatures every time I turn it on and off So I'm just like they know cool. No

Cozy. Yes. Oh, you have to like turn like the switch on and off and on if well if I haven't resink them to the internet Yes, these are lazy AS absolutely. I thought the whole point of that Zigbee shit, though It's that you don't need the internet for it to communicate Internally, I it's what I thought to be done the hub for that. Yeah, I have I have a hub Oh, I don't know what the fuck happened. Yeah, it wouldn't turn on. But I had, so I have like a little puck that has like buttons you can program on it. The puck still worked. So anything I had pre-programmed onto my puck, which was like, my bedroom blights, because

nobody I don't want to get out of bed to turn the lights on. Like those still turned on and off with the puck, but nothing else worked. That's hilarious. My favorite thing is not knowing how technology works and just looking at a light bulb and being like, how do you have a Wi-Fi? How do you have a Wi-Fi? How do Wi-Fi?

Well, Wi-Fi is teeny, isn't it? Wi-Fi teeny, no C, but how, but router big, still no C, light bulb tiny, Wi-Fi, where Wi-Fi. Where Wi-Fi? No, see, but how, but router big still no see label tiny white white by where wife I think it's probably in that the part instead of filament there's white like you know where you screw it in it's like just above there I think like a little metal base yeah I learned that on a lot of apple stuff the

white by antenna is the apple logo because the only part that isn't male so you don't shatter that yeah I think well maybe not in that one but like in an i logo. Because it's the only part that isn't Mel. So you don't shadow that. Yeah, I think, well, maybe not in that one, but like in an iMac, I think that's the Wi-Fi that. Really? Yeah. Well, I've got the Sammy, so where's that at? Sammy.

Oh, Sam's on. Yeah, it's real pretty. That's a really, let me see. Let me tell you a shiny. Oh, I think we're at a turning point in technology where we used to start keeping old shit. I bet in future it's gonna be a possible to do anything without the maker of it letting you do it

through the internet. Oh right, looks pretty good. Did you hear about that treadmill that for safety reasons, they locked everyone out of being able to turn on that treadmill to just to run? I hate that. You need a subscription to use your multiple thousand dollar treadmill.

Was it a Peloton treadmill? Yeah, and I think it's because I can't book those guys. That's bullshit. I think it's because it like sucked a kid up and killed it. But if you pay 20 bucks a month, they won't suck kids up. No, they put it in. It's like, oh, well, a kid won't be able to activate a subscription.

Yeah, if you have a Peloton and you're paying a subscription, you can't afford to also have a kid. Yeah, I just don't want to be at the point later in my life where I can't afford to use the shit that I own anymore because of, I'm never gonna throw away any technology. Like, what if they make it so that you can't play a DVD? Yeah, I think it was like a long time. In 20 years time without like a membership to something.

That's literally everything. I have a OG Oculus Quest. Yeah. And I was thinking about upgrading to the Quest, too, because it's better graphics and a bunch of other shit. But, A, you have to have a Facebook account because they bought Oculus. And they're adding ads to it.

And you can't, like, in the goggles. Yeah, like in the games. So you see ads. There's going to be ads in the games. And then on top of that, you can't like in the goggles and stuff. In the games. So you see ads. There's gonna be ads in the games. And then on top of that, like you can like, you can be using Joe break apps and stuff to like put your own things on there.

It's harder to do with the two because there's so much more like prison tech. I'm calling it prison tech. I don't know what you have to call it. Prison tech. Yeah, you can't Joe break it. Because there's too much prison tech. And I'm just like, this is all bad.

And it's all going to a bad place. And they don't like it. And if so, yeah. And like, that's why I don't buy digital games. Because like, what if they just stop supporting it? What even with like physical movies, like you, you don't own anything about it. Really, you just have like a reusable license for the movie. Yeah.

I don't know what is stopping a movie studio from just locking everyone out from all those licenses and expiring them and just being like 90 to pay to watch your movie. I don't know if you all remember this but there was a brief period of time in, obviously the late 90s or early 2000s where there was a competing standard to DVDs. I think they were called Divix Discs where you could give a box.V-X. And you would buy them. And from the time you opened them,

you could only use them for like 48 hours. Because a physical disposable red box. Right. Because after like 48 hours, like you would oxidize and the disc wouldn't be readable by your play anymore. That's very useful. Right.

So it's like, you say it's an expiring license. Like, you have a two day license for this movie. And as soon as you open it, and then after that. You have a two-day license for this movie, and as soon as you open it, and then after that, yeah, I think companies just want you to lease that stuff for the amount it costs to buy it anyway. Yeah, because I've looked at Tyler sent me the story here about the treadmill.

It's a $4,000 treadmill that needs a $39 a month subscription. I would be all for a subscription-based treadmill. Sure. If I got the treadmill for like $50. For free. $50, that's like a free, and a more expensive than a 24-hour fitness membership.

Yeah. And you just get a treadmill and give me $4,000. Hear me out. But Nordic Tracker, whatever. Seriously. Anything. Anything, but that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. I'm never fucking hate that. I hate that so much.

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fuck Facebook. Oh, they suck. But they sell. They, they sell a version of Oculus Quest 2 that you can use if you don't have a Facebook account. Yeah. But the normal price for the Oculus Quest 2 that you can use if you don't have a Facebook account. Yeah, but the normal price for the Oculus Quest 2. $299. Yes, if you don't have Facebook, $799.

What? And I have to have $500. I want to break into Mark Zuckerberg's house and just gently fart on this face. I hate them so much. Did you see that? It reviewed. Did you see that Roger Waters reviewed. Nothing makes sense. You see that Roger Waters, he's an old musician.

Roger Waters was on a panel. He saw my eyes glaze over. A couple of weeks ago talking about, he was in Pink Floyd. Like if you know any Pink Floyd songs. Yeah. Of course some sugar, is that them? No.

No. Close, that was a deflepper. But another brick in the wall. I was thinking Pink Leopard, Pink Panther. That's where I got my wires crossed Sorry, I continue. He Dave Letterman. He was doing he was doing a panel and he shows he shows up angry to this panel He's got like a piece of paper in his hands and

He's he like addressed the page like do you all know what this is of course you don't it's a letter I got in the mail this morning. It's like okay really hostile really hostile. We had to start this. We said, it's a letter from Mark Zuckerberg personally to me. And he's asking if he can license the song, another brick in the wall for an Instagram commercial. And I just wanna go on record of saying, fuck Mark Zuckerberg, you can't have my music. I already have tons of money, you can't buy me. It's so angry.

I love that, I love that energy. I think we should all have that energy. But if he came back and was like, all right, I'll give you $10 billion for it. Do you think he would say? Roger Waters even said, he said, he's offering me a lot of money for this song. So I don't think it was $10 billion worth,

but I'm sure he was offered. Yeah, but how much is your like dignity worth? I feel like imagining when you're one person that the one thing in the world that marks like a bird can't buy. Right, it's like, I'm glad granted Roger Waters already has a lot of money So it's easy for him to say no, I'm not gonna take the money. Yeah me. I have no spine take the song Give me the money. I wouldn't take the money only because not because I don't like money love money only motivated by money only only

But I hate Zuckerberg him so much. I hate billionaires so have you heard? I probably said something I guess I probably asked the people watching,. I hate billionaires so much. Have you heard, I probably said something, I guess, so I probably asked the people watching, but I want to tell Kayla. I don't know if you've seen this, but they were going through the statistics of each generation and how much of the world's wealth they hold. I know, not the world, the US population. Millennials hold, I think it was like 4.2% of all the wealth. 2% of that the wealth. That's right.

2% of that. So almost half. Just Mark Zuckerberg. God, we should all paddle him. Isn't that so? The rest of the Millennials in the fucking United States are all of them. An entire generation of people. This is what, is it, can I-

Why don't we just change the name of the Millennials to Millennials and Mox? And Mark Zuckerberg Can I just change the name of millennials to millennials and mocks? In Marzo Bernd, I just feel like I have a lot of thoughts about socialism. And I also have a lot of thoughts about guillotine and it's fine. Well, there's one thing our podcast audience loves, it's politics. So let's get into it. Also, they know that we're never wrong about anything we say. No. I never have to make corrections. Like the fact that the Oculus Quest 2 for $7.99 is the business edition.

That's why, so it's for developers. That's why it doesn't require the Facebook login. So it's a loophole. It's a loophole. Right. So not really, a consumer product is correct. Fuck them. Thank you, Peter, H, for correcting.

Still stupid. Still stupid. I was going to say, too, before we get too far away from that topic, you know, nest thermostats. Some people, when they get them, could opt into the smart thing. The smart thing. So that's like, I think it gets you a discount. It gets you a discount on your monthly thing by signing up for the smart thing, where they could like monitor it a little bit. Wait, what are you talking about?

I don't know if it's the city or something essentially changes your temperature. You opt in with your power provider. Yeah, yeah. Where during peak load times, they can modify your thermostat so that you're not using as much energy. But you get like 10 bucks off a month or some shit like that. Yeah, so it's like an incentive. But guess what happened the other week, one ERCOT. Our friends are a fucking ERCOT.

Asked people to preserve energy in the city. Guess what happened to people with who were opted into that. Their thermostatic route like 80 days. Yeah, their so-and-a-tee and they couldn't change it. They couldn't change it. They couldn't change it back down? Yeah, that's the same thing. Yeah, people are going into opt-out, which I also think takes two months to opt out.

Oh, it's not even on the thermostat. No, it's like, I don't even feel like I'm into your website where you pay, you have to go to a little thing that you sign up on, you have to opt out, and it's like, this can take up to two months. Now, I feel like in a way that's good, say they could control the houses if you said you were out.

Like, on vacation, two weeks. I think it makes sense for all that. I would do that. But to not be up to just there and then be like, oh, I'm here. I'm living here right now. Turn it back. We need to make everything dumb again. Everything's dumb, dumb the world.

Dumb lights. Literally just messaged me about that. And she sent me the article. And she was like, it's Jessica Vasami. No, Jessica Lone in my roommate. She, because our thermostat, well, first of all, our house has never been upgraded ever, which is fine. It's not even like a button thermostat.

It's like a sliding one. Front falls off all the time. There's a mechanism in there that like, it's just, it's fucked. And I was like, hey, at least they can't hack that. Because I can't even use it normally. So it's with my own two hands, with my own two hands. And that's fine.

And that's better than someone coming in and putting it on 80. I remember being a kid and not knowing how thermostats work. And I remember like, at one point, I took the cover off the thermostat and the house I grew up in. So I was like, how does it know? Because it's got like a little temperature thing. It knows what the temperature is in here, and it knows when to kick on like, how does it know? Because it's got like a little temperature thing. Like it knows what the temperature is in here and it knows when to kick on.

It's like coil. Yeah, it's just like a coil of metal that expands or contracts depending on the temperature. It's like, that's all it is. It is only in that room. Right, don't even write it that spot. Okay, my room is at the front of the house. My room is always 20 degrees hotter than the rest of the house.

It can be freezing in our like living room. When I go in my room, it is outside, basically. Is your computer in there? Yeah, but it doesn't run it. It's not like from the computer. It's like from, I have windows and then sunward facing, so the sun is at my window. Does our control your windows?

Yeah, they do. Actually, they make me keep them closed here. So you have the opposite problem. It's too cold. Where Trevor's room is always hot. And so he'll put the AC on. And I would rather him be comfortable and maybe a little cold,

because I just put a sweater on. But he's streaming and doing all sorts of stuff with a Chima Hunter. And so he puts the AC on. To the point where his room feels normal, the rest of the house is an ice box. I'll be in my room freezing. Yeah, see that's me, I'm icing Jess out

because I'm trying to get my room below 80 degrees At a normal level temperature. Yeah, apparently with nest. I haven't tried this out yet I think Gus you told me about this how you could put sensors Mm-hmm on different rooms. I was about a reminder that yeah, and you could say like okay I want it to be like an average temperature here But eras just gonna make sure that they go by the hottest rooms or the coldest rooms temperature and fuck all the rest of the rooms. Hot. I like I used to have a nest thermostat.

I really like the way it feels. It's so good. It's so good. I love the tick. It's so good. It's very satisfying. But why can't you just buy like a dumber one and put it wherever you know like you if you smartify your lights,

you just stick a light switch on a wall just with like, you know, whatever. Yeah, like why does it have to be? But you can't buy it without it having to be wired into like thermostat wires. And I know you can like just do it on your phone. But sometimes, if I'm in bed, I'm gonna either get up and go and do it,

or I'm gonna like, let's get the app, wait for that to load a little bit, and then turn it down. Wait for that to, there we go. But why can I have a little identical circular thermostat on my bedside and just go, and then all that we need to do is Wi-Fi to the other one. It would be,

I like the fact that it's not convenient enough on your phone. No, we live in 2021, right? We could build this. We could build this. We could build this. But the thing is, right, get this. The European Nest, or the England Nest, I guess all the wireless different, doesn't work at all.

The Nest. So you have a separate thing that wires into all your thermostat cabling. And then the Nest is a wireless thing. And you can have it on a table. Really? So why don't they just do that? If you want to sell a really dumb shitty one. We it on a table. Really? So why don't they just do that if you want it,

sell a really dumb, shitty one. We're gonna do that. 40 bucks. Cause they hate this. So I can have a thumbs that my best side table. Thanks, Parker Bird. Yeah, fuck that guy. Thanks, Peloton.

You know what? Also Elon Musk, let's just throw him in. Yeah. And Drew Rogen, not the billionaire I think, but fuck him anyway. All these people. Allegedly. Look last night.

Yeah. They are. Yeah, they're all the way. Oh my gosh, I fuck him anyway. All these people. Allegedly. Look last night. Yeah. They are. Yeah, they're all there, all there. Oh my god, unfortunately. I was going to ask Gav if you have a smart home device of any sort, like a Google or Echo. Oh, like a persistent thing? Yeah.

Yeah, I still have a yes one. Because you could technically, I think, through your app, hook your nest up to that and say, like, hey, so and so, turn the house down to the temperature. Yeah, only if it works with Google. Like Siri doesn't work with that. Yeah, some of them are not compatible. They hate each other.

Like I think is Nest like Alexa. It's Google. So I think you can work with Alexa. It does. But not with the. I just, I, I unplug most of those that I had because I just realized I never use them. I don't like yelling stuff out in. I love it. Oh, it's my favorite. I use one as a timer in the kitchen.

That's what I do for my the biggest use of smart lights I have is when we're both me and Trevor going to sleep and we go so and so turn off the lights. And then I just do my favorite every but put your headphones on. I just like to go, Hey, Google. Can I get a night light and it I just put my favorite, put your headphones on. I just like, hey Google, can I get a night light and it's just like me? Except the bad thing is, that it's listening all the time,

it's telling your data. It's listening all the time, it's telling my data, but my roommate's cat's name is GoGo, so if I'm yelling at the cat or talking to the cat, she's like, I'm sorry, I didn't quite get that and I'm like, why are you listening? Like the other day, GoGo was doing a bad thing in my room.

She was scratching like my ottoman. And I said, GoGo, what the fuck are you doing? And then the Google home was like, wow, no need to like use that kind of tool. If there's something wrong, like we can rip through it. Like she's like basically was like, don't fucking talk to me like that. And I was like, hey, Google, I'm sorry,

I was talking to the cat, not you. And she's like, I'm talking to the cat. I don't know. It was very off. Google, I'm sorry, I was talking to the cat, not you. I was like, go get the fuck out of here. I'm talking to the cat. I don't know. It was very off-put. I don't know if the Google will do this, but if anyone here or at home has an Amazon Echo,

I won't say the name, because I'll trigger it. Didn't you just say the name? No, you have to say the her name. Oh, the her name. Her name. Although some people call it Echo, so that might have triggered it so much. But did it again.

Go up to it and say whisper this. Name, fart for me. Whispering that to your Amazon Echo. So it have to be a whisper. It doesn't have to be, but it should be, because it's more fun. OK. OK.

I will film it for you guys. And since it's each night, it is the best feature of that device, most useful feature as well. There's also that thing that they turned on, I think, unless you opt out where it will take some of your Wi-Fi. Yes, the Alexa sidewalk or the Amazon sidewalk. Yeah, and I think what it's doing, it's trying to create a network of,

I think it's for smart devices. They're making like a mess. It's like public, so everyone can use everyone's. It sucks. I don't know why I don't really know what it's like. It's really bad. So basically, if you have an Amazon account, it's too public, so everyone can use every one's. I don't know, I don't really know what it should. It's really bad. So basically, if you have an Amazon account, it's too late to opt out. We were given three weeks to do it,

it ended like two weeks ago. Basically, if you have Amazon items on the Wi-Fi, basically, if we were neighbors and you have an Alexa and I've got a ring lighter, some shit, I can extend the Wi-Fi connection from the ring light. It may be my router is here, but the lights over there. So it'll siphon off some of the Wi-Fi connection from the ring light. Like maybe my router is here, but the lights over there. So it'll siphon off some of your Wi-Fi and make my back camera like connected more.

Awful. It's sad. I want to add this. Oh, A-Sap. Yeah. Oh, but the way that they pitched it. Yeah, the way they pitched it though was so manipulative because they were like, let's say that your dog is chipped

and he's got like the Alexa chipper whatever. and he gets lost. Using the Amazon sidewalk feature, he'll never like get off the grid so you can find them no matter how far away. Apple deal with the airtags. Find your phone. Yeah, I found what it takes you to find me. They use Wi-Fi. They use like Bluetooth to like locally connect to each other. Apparently they also alert you, I think this would be just an iPhone. If there's a air tag that's near you, that's not yours. It's traveling with you. If it's traveling with you.

But I feel like they still need to work out the kinks on that. If I remember right, at least when it launched, the way that it alerts you is it doesn't tell you till you arrive home. No. Ew. Ew. It's too late now. No. Ew. Ew. Ew. It's too late now. No, exactly.

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It's too late. It's too late now. No, exactly. It trend device. So the world is becoming a very convenient, yet simultaneously, it key place for a tech, where it's just like, no one truly knows what any of that shit is capable of. It's going to get it here, except for the bad people. The bad people know exactly what it's capable of in there. You're using it and weaponizing it against us.

Have you, whoo! So if you want to talk about some old tech, and like the shit I used to be afraid, I used to be like super conspiracy theory at a person. There was this, there was always this rumor, it was never confirmed that there used to be this device that, that spy agencies had, that was, that they would call tempest. Oh. And what you would do is, or the concept behind it is, you know, if you think about like

the way old CRTs used to work, like televisions, computer monitors, it's an electron gun that's pointed at the screen that just shoots over and over and hits the screen and activates the screen so you see graphics. The thing is, the electrons don't just stop at the screen. They continue, but, past you. No. So the theory behind Tempest was it could collect

all of these scattered electrons and then reform them down onto another screen so that people seated out past behind you, like down the block, could gather everything back, and then reform it onto a new screen, essentially like screen sharing on you without you knowing because they're just taking random electrons out of the air.

But wouldn't they have a cloud of your head? Yeah. It wouldn't be blocked, of course, by some stuff. I don't like that. But I mean, the electrons could pass all the way through you. Ugh. I don't know enough about science. Welcome to the RT Podcast where none of us do. I feel like that's like, do you guys remember like a while back where it was like that?

It was either like a subreddit or like a 4chan board of people and they were playing, it was like, they were calling it like Sims or something like that, but basically they had hacked in the people's like, smart home stuff. No, no. And we're like monitoring like families and shit through cameras and they'd be like, this is what my family did today and it was very creepy. Ew, ew, ew. It was bad, yeah, I was bad, I hated it.

That feels so, it made me feel like, it kept me from getting a smart device for years. There was a presentation at DEF CON. It's like a security conference, I think it's held in Las Vegas every year. There was a presentation, God, probably like 10 years ago. No, I think we talked about on the podcast when it happened. Someone went up and did a presentation called, uh, I

ordered your girlfriend to pizza. Uh, and he talked about how easy it was to steal everyone's personal information that he just set up like a fake Wi-Fi hotspot there at the convention center. I'm so afraid of that. Yeah. And then stole everyone's data. And they picked up one person at random from the audience in order to pizza to their home. See, while they were there without them knowing it. See, it doesn't help because I feel like every,

no airport Wi-Fi is ever just like, this is the airport you're at, it's named Wi-Fi. Like in Atlanta, it's called like Buen-Go. Right. Buen-Go is just, I think, yeah, airport internet service. But hear me out.

Just call it airport-em'm at Wi-Fi. And then lock it, right. Please just do that. But even then it doesn't matter. You could be someone who could just make a fake account, or fake hotspot that's called Boingo, or fake hotspot that's called free airport Wi-Fi. I never connect to Wi-Fi at the airport,

specifically for that reason. I think you'll be on my work computer because if you absolutely have to use the internet while at the airport, I would suggest buying a day pass at a lounge sure you know what else could help you What our friends that express me Natural segue Now VPN does help you in those in those instances sure, it's true. I got a year of it. I'm very excited to activate it one day When we start traveling, yeah.

You got it for free. Yeah. Just don't next time. Next time you connect to a boy and go. Yeah, and I think you could do. Yeah. I think you. I think you could do. We have connection. All right. Chill out. I'm breaking promises. I can't you. You want three months? Three months. Sign for a year. You get three months free. Yeah, that's what I did. I never take the free thing because I'm never in the ad reads. I never do any ad reads. So it feels just a jediose to be like, yeah, I'll take that thing for free and then do no work to us.

Yes. But then people looking and they're like, that guy expressed VPNs. That guy knows what's up. Yeah, he VPNs. We were talking before, we were talking earlier today, we had like a chat going on on Slack. I don't know how it came up initially, but Kayla was asking when what vaccine people got

and when their second dose was administered. I was like, and I wondered, is that a feature on like dating apps? It's like you can match with other people who have the same vaccines. Oh, can I tell you something? Corrid. Okay. So in the queer community, there is this dating app called the Lex. The way it functions is like how like classifies where where there's like no pictures,

just like title and then like topic or what the fuck ever. So it's like title body. And then you can like reach out to them and you can connect your Instagram, but you don't have to. Okay. It's the worst app I've ever been on. It's so good for like, I hate to say this like cringe content

because sometimes it's just like, oh, you're 35. Don't call yourself a small bean. I'm gonna download this dress to go through it. It's so good. It's so good. But like a lot of people are in there and it's just like vaccinated top, seeks a slurry bottom to make like, whatever, it's like really and it's just like vaccinated tops

seeks slutty bottom to make like, well, that's like really, it's just, it's like a unvaccinated slutty bottom. Like women, fends and non-binary is basically, I think people like gay men can be on there, but that's very much heavily targeted towards like the lesbian non-binary family. Gotcha.

Whereas Grindr is strictly strictly gay men, right? Okay, I wasn't sure. It was anything else. It's just like, ooh, I got my second shot of the Moderna vaccine today who wants to do some impact play in two weeks. I'm just like, what? That was me scrolling up, not slightly greater.

I'm glad for the clarification. Although you can like a message, and then if they like, and then you can also like message them in their inbox as well. Okay. And after having matched or before. Before, you can just like message people. That seems dangerous. Yeah, you don't want that.

It's a bad future. There's nothing like getting communication from someone who you don't want communication to know exactly. My favorite thing about that though is such a small app. Really weird. It started as an Instagram page I think that's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good.

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That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. would be like Kayla, 20 whatever, not gonna be the age, 20 whatever, tech Austin. And then I would be like, I like puppies and blah, blah, blah. I'm a little bee. Yeah, I'm a little bee, I'm a little bee and then like, if people, and it's like, here's my Instagram thing, DM me. And that's like what it was and they turned it

into a whole thing and it's bad, but it's funny, but it's bad. Oh man, I'm looking at their Instagram page now. Yeah. I mean, like, first glance, I'm like, this is awesome, like it's bad. Oh man, I'm looking at their Instagram page now. Yeah. I mean like first glance I'm like this is awesome. Like it's so inclusive. They did it outdoor voices like last week. Yeah. Like they did like parties in like three cities with outdoor voices, which is insane to me. I guess it's like the app could have good intentions with the people on the app trash. They raised $1.5 million in seed funding.

Yeah, well, last try. It's crazy. Lesbian dating apps never worked though. Her RIP, it's probably so active, but it sucks. I remember when I came to Austin, they had one of the first months I was in Austin, they had a warehouse party, and it was like me, my two friends, and then six other Lesbians,

and this empty hanger, and I was like, oh, two friends, and then like six other lesbian's, and this empty hanger, and I was like, oh, this sucks. Oh my god. And it's not like that. Yeah, it was empty. And they had like four couches. The couches were filled,

and then just like two people, like holding disgusting drinks, just like standing up against the wall. How long did you stay? We stayed too long because the DJ was really good. Oh, there you go. Yeah. The DJ was really good. Oh, there you go. Yeah. The DJ was really good.

So we had a blast. It's like having your own private hanger to party in. Oh god, that's my nightmare showing up to like a social thing. And there's only like a handful of people. Yeah. Oh, it was awful. Can I just want to say, I'm not

excited. You're reading about the amount of times that King was brought up. This is the first post. I just opened the app. This is the first post. FlustreMe, Curly headed chatterbox and search a fem top who can shut brought up. This is the first post, I just opened the app, this is the first post. FlusterMe, Curly headed chatterbox in search of FEM top who can shut me up. I take orders and vloggers well and love to serve. Ginger Queer and currently exploring my boyishness and

boyishness and subspace. Let's imagine a new world into being, but in the meantime, play with the power dynamics we've got. Also, I love the Rooster Teeth podcast. I watch it every single Monday. Yeah. Oh So yeah, it's a horny app Oh my god, oh wow, okay So yeah, hey, go download it's very listen. I mean there's something for everyone. Yeah literally. Yeah, I hope they sponsor us one day. Well, you've got us a foot in the door. You're already given it away for free though. Word of mouth. Well, maybe I'll do a good testimonial with the pay us.

You got a bad mouth. Like my maybe Mark Zuckerberg will pay us to make you stop. To be fair, $3000 a month, you can buy my silence. There's so much cringe on every dating app. Yeah, like I feel like that's just part of the course. But this is over the course. I don't need to use one. Even like, you're in my silence. There's so much cringe on every dating app. Yeah. Like I feel like that's just part of the course. Yeah. I never used one.

Even like, you wouldn't have seven years, haven't you? Well, how long have you guys been dating now? Yes, since 2013. So almost eight years. I was, But the day's here, they were already, I mean, there was like, okay, cute pudons. I want to say they like really started to hit off at like 2012.

It was like, when they really, yeah, without the world was ending, they were like, you go the fuck, cute. I want to say they like really started to hit off at like 2012. It was like when they really yeah, we got the world was ending. They were like, you got the fuck. Tinder. Yeah, I guess I just never had any. I never wanted to meet someone for the sake of. I feel like it's always good when it's just naturally someone you come across. Yeah. Not literally.

I mean, ideally, right? But I mean, when I was single I was single for like about a year, year and a half, I used dating apps because I was like, I'm lazy. And I just wanna like, practice meeting people and just do that. Another thing you about it, dating apps are not on the computer like,

okay, keep it plenty of fish, ehermanymatch.com. Those guys, J-Day, J.D. Sure. J.D. Early adapters. Phone apps. You had to wait for the iPhone 3. Yeah. So, Grindr came out in 2009. Did it really?

Which feels early? Yeah. Because I'm like, That might be right when the app store lost. Because the phones didn't come out with an app store. No, they didn't. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, that's like iPhone 3G, just like a shitty little row.

Yeah. It's just shit and you're just slightly like this. I like to have extra gaps, though, as if that wasn't an app store. But that wasn't one. iPhone 3G, like just like a shitty little row. You just shit and you're just extra gaps though is if that wasn't app still, but that wasn't what you know, it's like regional stuff. The news coming. Oh man, some day eventually.

That's crazy. Have you all been hearing these stories about how countries that use the Chinese COVID vaccine or having out breaks? No, no, I guess the way they call it, they call it the Sinovac vaccine. countries that use the Chinese COVID vaccine or having outbreaks. No, no. I guess the way they call it, they call it the Sinovac vaccine.

I guess like, you know, that sounds like the bad guy in a movie from the 80s. It does. Not a nerve thought about that. Yeah, it's a certain area. Like China, you know, is trying to get like goodwill in the world, like giving away their COVID vaccine. And so it's like some countries have gotten all in with Sinovac, like Mongolia, the Seychelles. Yeah. And it's like, and now they've got like the worst outbreaks in the world, by giving away their COVID vaccine. And so it's like some countries have gotten all in with Sinovac, like Mongolia, the seashells.

And it's like, and now they've got like the worst outbreaks in the world. Oh, no. People don't know if it's like, for different viruses. Different viruses. Well, that's the thing, they don't know, well, it's all COVID,

but they don't know if it's because the vaccine is entirely ineffective, or if it's because it's ineffective against new variants. Oh, no. So it's like, for whatever reason, it's just not working. And it's like, for whatever reason, it's just not working. And it's like, that's upsetting.

Yeah, we hate to see it. It's a big deal. Like, you know, I feel like we're super lucky being here in the US, having access to, you know, tons of vaccines. But it's like the rest of the world is still in dire need of it. You know, there's still,

it's still a huge problem. It's still a huge problem here. As people are ignoring it, too. I think it's not even at 50% here, is it? No. I think about 49. I want to say it's close to 50. But still, that's like over 150 million people in it.

But that's a fully vaccinated. We still can't eat that, so yeah. One shot is higher. One shot I think is in the 60s, right? I think so. One dose. I'm gonna give it a sponsor. One dose is 54% fully vaccinated is 46%.

But that includes children. If you do merely 18 and up, one dose is 66% fully vaccinated is 57%. Still can't do that. Which country has the highest percentage? Well, I guess this is like high-neigha country. I guess it's real.

It's real, I think. I know they were like really ahead of the vaccine game. Like, really on. Vatican City and Samarino, which like, two tiny countries in Italy just throw off all of the countries that. Because it like city. So you can't just finally start to do better. Okay.

They were struggling for a bit there, but I think they're on the up and up right now, hoping to for that to improve. I want to visit my family. It's weird that you can't. I know. I mean, visit my family. It's weird that you can't. I know. I mean, I think I could technically, echo, but I think I have to quarantine for 14 days

if I get there, which they get so long time to be. It's like you have to be on screen every day for any sort of, yeah, yeah, it's not okay. To be stuck. The highest percentage of fully vaccinated people in the country is Malta. Malta? And how many percentage?

Uh, 62%. How many people in Malta? Like 47? That still seems low. The highest. Yeah. Per cap, the highest doses administered per cap, what it looks like, United Arab Emirates. Okay.

The second place being Malta. That's the, that's the rich place, right? That's like, goodbye. Malta or United's the rich place, right? That's like Dubai, Malta or United Amherst. Yeah, that makes sense, rich guys. But it doesn't look good, but it does not give percentages for UAE. It still seems that... Per capita.

62% still seems low for that to be the highest percentage vaccinated country. Well, the highest percentage for one vaccine is Iceland at 72%. Okay, okay. I want to know. I'm, my, well, I'm going to enjoy seeing is down the line in the future. When we see what happens when like people with different vaccines, like, have kids and like what the immunity looks like.

And that kids DNA, if this is like a forever thing, like a polio shot. Like, that's not in our DNA though. Is it, that's just the polio, no. It's just like, when you're a baby, you suck all your mom's nutrients out. They may be able to get antibodies that way. Yeah, I think if you get the COVID vaccine for anybody.

While you're pregnant, your baby will get the antibodies. And I think also if you breastfeed while you receive the vaccine that the antibodies pass as well. Yeah, I believe so. How much? I don't know. How long you got a cycle. Not a science podcast.

How long you got a cycle? So how long you got a cycle of that tea? Get the antibodies. People always seem surprised when it's like, oh, if you do this when you're pregnant, your baby will get it. But it's like, it will yeah.

Physically attached. And so it's both. It literally sucks your nutrient. It's a parasite. It's like, it will yeah. Physically attached into it. It literally sucks your nutrient. Like it's a parasite. Yeah, like these are fucking parasites. They literally suck your bones. Like they suck the stuff your nutrients out of your bones. It's like pregnant women can like break their legs and shit super easy because they got brittle bones

from the baby sucking all the juice out. You're just gonna need more reason. Never to have to do it. I believe me. You don't gotta tell me. It's disgusting. Also, have you ever seen that thing that's like, this is why they say don't get an MRI while you're pregnant? It doesn't do anything to the baby.

It just shows you the ultra-tory that lives inside of you. Yeah, because you see that. I haven't seen that. You could probably Google it. Why don't you do that instead of ultrasound? That's way cooler. Could it probably possibly be more? You wouldn't never love your baby.

Yeah, that's also true. Maybe just don't have it at that point. Yeah. That's also true. That's maybe just don't have it at that point. Yeah. If seeing it is going to make you not love it. Oh my God. Yeah. See? It looks, it looks like the moon Looks like like fucked up Majora's mask. I hate it. You don't care for it. Be these are gross. Oh Tyler, I'll send it over to you. No, that's I thought I wanted to see that. No, you don't. Oh, I wish I could see the big on the screen No, don't look that I'm against to see it too. Oh It's so fucked a hit. I could have a nightmare. Yeah, that's the last thing you're gonna see The doctor said he doesn't show this dance to expecting mothers. I don't play That's to that's what Edward and Alphonse saw

when they tried to bring their mom back. That is up there with the teeth up the babies. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. There are some things that mankind is just never meant to see. Never meant to know about. Every time I think about how we know stuff,

I'm like, this didn't happen in a good way. Something like a crime happened for us to have this knowledge. Like, I'm like, why do you know the parts of the brain? You did something. You did something. Someone did something and it was bad. Then we have to describe it. Like, then you have to explain it to someone.

So then you have to name it. I shouldn't know how my blood and my body works because you did something for us to have this evil ancient knowledge. Yup. Yup. Like you will re like you let you blood let someone that shouldn't have been let. Like something happened here. I'm trying to imagine the control room having them discussing. Oh, do we should. because it's so fucked up and then make it the thumbnail You just like that baby do what? It could be the title

Oh god scientists never believe that this is what they would see I've I saw it when I think like a few weeks ago when this was I think on Reddit or something like that But I didn't see it on your screen. So that's how I'm secretly hoping they would put I need to watch Mars attacks tonight in a hope that it overright overrights the memory of knowing that's how I was like secretly hoping they would put it. That's how I could see it. So I need to watch Mars attacks tonight in a hope that it overrides the memory of knowing that's a real big thing. Anything. Oh yeah, yeah. I forget. She eyes.

It's the eyes that get me. Yeah. That's so messed up. I hate it. Oh, that'd be a great. Twin twin delineate chances. I regret clicking that link. Mods can we get a ban? I wonder if there's a self ban please.

That would be a great. Because MRI of twins or triplets. Oh, just an ocular. A little bit. A little bit. Yeah. They're like, I'll squished up. Yeah.

That would be such a good YouTube channel. Just a guy with an MRI machine. Yeah, that would be cool. But it's just like very, it'd be like one of those like cleaning channels though, so it's just the sounds of the MRI, like super close up to the mic, but then you're just seeing these

L-dutors on the screen. Never do a collaboration with that channel and Will it blend? I'm thinking of hydraulic press, but okay. What's that one called like Will it white hot and a cool? Yeah, will it work? I remember that and the knife, the hot knife one. Hot knife guy, you know my favorite videos used to be,

you know that machine that can destroy anything like the part of it and it shreds it? Yeah. I would watch that for hours. Oh yeah, that's a good one. Just like before TikTok was a thing, that's what I watched. I used to watch these stuff go into like the hard drive grind and then you just get like the teeth. But then I like always imagine like,

oh, I just would suck to catch your hand in that and be pulled in. So like, that's a thing. Those videos, I used to think that was like the wholesome side of YouTube, because I'd be like, oh, I love watching these old cars get torn apart, but now they throw meat in them.

And that's the trend. They're just like, whole pig and machine. I'm just like, what? I don't want this. Who wants this? I don't know how to get objects in there. And you're like, no, go away. Not to be vegan propaganda,

but that's literally apparently what some places do the year of male chicks have a hatchery. Oh my God. At like, at like, places at like egg farms, they just take the male chicks and they throw them in that. Oh my God. At some of them, sometimes in some places, a legend. Yeah, some places, all of them, pretty much.

Oh no, the other places use drowning buckets. Some of them use gas too, I these gas too. Yeah, it's just a pet. It's incredibly bad Here's my thing just Reason and tournament the dog food or whatever I got resources not if you okay Don't raise them just turn them into dog food immediately. Oh, man, or like nitrogen for your fertilizer. Oh, God Peter H just sent me something. Oh, no, what is it? Unborn twins caught on video MRI for the first time show me. Why don't we just gonna get the Hays on the podcast? What's he can travel again? Honor Mary. Yes. He was on RTX last year I believe he was on on I don't know picking the other in a segment

I don't know why I'm oh. Oh, oh, oh, they're kicking. Oh, I'm gonna keep that one. Yeah, you don't see their faces. They can't see the staring into my soul. They're just like profile going. In the womb, you can already tell which one's going to be an asshole to the other one.

You can already tell what's dominant. Yeah. Kind of baby sneezes in the womb. I hope not. You put it baby sneezes in the womb. I hope not. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out. You put it out house. Hair potter. You're gonna make a dumb home. All right, thanks for watching everybody. I'll see you guys again next week. Goodbye. Bye. Goodbye.

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