Rooster Teeth Podcast - Marvel Super Handies - #537

Episode Date: March 26, 2019

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the show. I'm so sorry for the show. I'm so sorry for the show. I'm so sorry for the show. I'm so sorry for the show. I'm so sorry for whoever's controlling audio right now. Barbara just went full Aussie. Hello and welcome to the Rushi's Heath Podcast live from Austin, Texas. Today's episode brought to you by Ring, the Zebra, and Stamps.com. Gus couldn't be here because he doesn't love you. I'm Bernie

I'm Barbara. I'm Ellie. I'm Ashley and Gus could not be here because Everybody so I have to say I was just out of town last week because the last two weeks were South by Southwest But then also Austin has its schools spring break. So I was out of town with JD, we went on one of our sailing trips because we're learning to sail. And who's the guy who's in the pre-show

said he's from Philadelphia? Where are you at? Yeah, he's from Philly. You gotta be louder than that, man. Come on. There we go. So I gotta say, Philly Airport, I don't know why I went for Puerto Rico to Philadelphia.

Starting there. The Philly, Dolphie Airport is a jewel, and you should be proud of that airport, sir. Oh, it's like the future. It's literally like every gate has tablets and all the things and you can just order food from there. And then every gate also has a small convenience store where you just check yourself out.

Is it so they trick you into thinking that Philadelphia is a nice city? I don't know. They're like coming to our airport, just have a taste. Damn. I got a taste. Taste us. Don't let the earth go.

Go birds, go birds. It tastes us. Don't let the earth go birds. Go birds. I thought you said gogers. I'd say what though, it is amazing to me that I had to connect through Philadelphia. That's way the fuck out of the way. From off the southern part of Florida, all the way up to Philadelphia, back down to Austin,

we're the 11th largest city in the nation now. Why don't we have more direct flights? It doesn't make any sense. Austin is not a hub for any airline, right? So it sort of gets leftovers. It's a lot of these seconds of flying. For Austin, didn't they just get no terminal though? I feel like they're on that way.

Maybe you just need a little bit of patience. The south term, I'm gonna get in it. Yeah. It's actually one of a few things in Austin that's keeping up with the growth of Austin. Is it? Yeah, but everything else is failing. Yeah, like all the streets and everything else. Well, the highway is just like we don't know.

There's no way. Who came from the furthest away? Do we determine this? Who came from the furthest away to be here tonight? I think there's a number of California fans. I think I heard some California. You're from Canada? Barb, Canada. Barb, Jonathan?

Where's from? Calgary. Calgary, never been there. Good. When two Canadians meet, do you feel obligated to apologize to each other? In the utmost flightness. Whenever there's an English person in the vicinity in any place, everyone here is like, oh, you guys should meet your best friends. I'm like, why do you think that is true? We're English, we don't want to talk to each other. There was this one time and I only recently remembered this because I blocked it out, where

I was taking my dog and a walk and Gavin and was walking the other way. And we both had this moment where we're like, let's not acknowledge each other or anything. And we walked past each other and I bet we were both just like, yes. Was it? It's like the best day ever. Yeah, it was so good.

Not that we don't like each other. We're friendly, but we're both just like, I don't want to be like, hey, we both exist. Did it make you feel like home? Yeah, that's just kind of like natural cold shoulder that we have. It's so refreshing. Whenever Gavin and I see each other from across the hallway or like we're walking down the same hallway towards each other It always becomes who's gonna push over the other person first. Yeah a little different and so it becomes just like kind of like this weird dance between me and Gavin.

Oh Now I'm gonna take extra pleasure in every time I see Gavin, I already go, hey, Gabby, and I'm gonna do that so much. Yeah, I just know that he's dying inside. Yeah, English, it's an English thing. Just like, find him at the grocery store. Yeah. This is like a super easy swap out today for me.

And by the way, Ellie is not gonna be with us for the whole podcast. Which is why I look like this. I didn't just over dress by like 150%. She's got a show. She's performing tonight. Where are you performing after this? I'm performing at the Mohawk tonight, my band Wild Disguise. Yeah.

Oh, thank you. Thank you. Which is out what time? It starts at, well, we're on at 10. This music already going, but we're at 10. 10 o'clock. You're the important people to learn at 10 o'clock. Oh, thank you.

I was really hoping you were going to say that you're going to choose someone're at 10. 10 o'clock. The important people are on it. Oh, thank you. I was really hoping you were going to say that you're going to choose someone from the audience and swap outfits with them. Oh, it's a game. Yeah, I do feel like the kid that did not get the memo about how casual it is. I'm just like, no, this is cool. This is what we all drive. I'm actually wearing my evening gown under here.

That would be good. But the swap out is easy because basically you're a female Gavin for me. Cool. Thank you. And like, Gus. Sweet of you. Gus and I are like a super married couple at this point,

because we've been doing this podcast together for 10 years. So it's like, I feel like I can, you know, not have to pivot too much in my conversations tonight. Oh, cool shit. That's cool. Sorry. I have some complaints about Apple. not have to pivot too much in my conversations tonight. That's a cool shit. That's okay, sorry. I have some complaints about Apple. What is your complain about Apple?

They announced a bunch of stuff today. Oh, they did. They announced Apple credit card. I don't know why, but they did. Ooh. And there it is so equal, doesn't it? It does. You can get a physical card that get this has no number and no security code and I think

it's just a fucking card that says, I have an Apple credit card. You use, you use, still, it's Apple Pay. It's like, I have a fucking Apple Pay. That would be kind of cool. You probably have to pay extra to get the customer grazing for that option. I bet you. But yeah, it's coming out this summer, I guess, but it's basically anywhere that takes Apple Pay,

which is in the US, at least, like, 30% of place. Or just use your phone. So it's really exactly. It's anywhere you can use Apple Pay where you've already got your phone, you could use this fucking useless card. I was right in mind, just came to visit for a minute, and he was like, I mean, you guys have contactless everywhere,

right? And I was like, no, they still write checks here. Yeah. Or my favorite is when you do the contactless. And then they make you, they print it out on self-design it. It doesn't make any sense at all. No, it doesn't. We're getting in more places though.

Like, if the super future airport in Philadelphia, you can just bust out your five glitter all over me. Marica made a tearpool. Look at this, that was me. Look at this, that was me. I was the glitter bomb, I'm sorry. I have this stuff called unicorn snout that I got for Christmas. That was like I did make everyone put it on. And now there is glitter.

We didn't make you put your own foot on it. Let's make foot on it. We walked in there when she goes, I have glitter and we went. Glitter me. It was gold or pink. Yeah. And who's not gonna glitter up? Besides Bernie.

Yeah, I did not, but I'm getting glitter by Osmosis here. Good to buy proxy. So what is the purpose of this credit card? So it doesn't have a number associated with a different account? Is there an interest rate? There's, yes, it's through, it's like Goldman Sachs and Mastercard. It's sort of, is who they're working with on it.

It's like evil and evil. And as far as I can tell, I only did a little bit of reading because they made a bunch of announcements, but it's gonna have, you know, it's like cash, back sort of like credit, they put credit in your Apple wallet or whatever the fuck. Yeah, you can spend more money on Apple. Absolutely.

So you can buy your new Apple products with Apple and then pay Apple all your debt. That's like a digital Apple country club. I guess. In like 20 years, the entire world is going to be in the shape of an Apple. It is Apple. It's welcome to Planet Apple. Because they also announce the Apple TV Plus or something that's like their new version of Netflix or Hulu or whatever

that's going to have original programming. And the other one is the key description service. Like Rupertian Service. Like Rupertian Service. Like, let's not get a Apple. I'm not going to have Rupert teeth slum in it down with Apple. Oh, thank you. That's nice. I have a rooster teeth credit card.

Oh, that'd be great. There's a Marvel credit card too. I learned today. No. Yeah, there's a Marvel credit card. Does anyone have a Marvel credit card before I bitch all about this thing? I have a Disney one. It's like a... Well, it's Chase, thing. And if you would have it. I have a Disney one.

It's like a... Well, it's Chase, but it's got like the puppies on it. I think... And every time I had it over, people were like, What? Disney puppies. They're 100-month-old nation. Oh!

You're like, it has the puppies on it. And every time I had a pass, I have a people are like, nice. But there's this place in town that's a dog park slash bar called Yard Bar, and they love it. They're like sweet car, do you know what I'm like? You got those Disney puppies, aren't you? Yeah, I'm like, yeah, I did.

Just for hair. That's probably the only place though. It's the only place I've enjoyed that everyone else is like, are you a full-grown woman? Yeah, you're an adult. Should you have a credit card at all? Yes, I do. And can you sign for this?

And it gives me 25% in the Disney stall. I don't go ever. Thank you. But you might, I wonder if it'll end up working for that Disney video service that's coming out this year. Oh, yeah. Which is also Marvel. Oh, it's also Marvel.

It's all what. And then it'll be bought by Apple at some point in time. I'm sure. But it's said, what do you get with the Marvel card? Spider-Man. Superheroes. I don't know. Spider-Man books.

Like, brain tried to come up with something as it was already speaking. Maybe I'd rather have you ask your balance and Iron Man comes and jerks you off, I don't know. Hey. Oh. And I don't know. Superheroes mean.

I would take that. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. It just seemed like Apple, why would you need a cracker? They already make like 30% off everything they sell through the iPhone. Out of all the Marvel superheroes, which one would you want to jerk you off? I feel like Captain America will be very caring. Whoa. Mr. Fantastic, you have thought about this. Mr. Fantastic. I think the Hulk.

Oh! Like dangerous play. Or just maybe not all the way Hulk, just like mad banner, like a little bit. Yeah. Like when he's going to do that really jerky transformation between the two, that'd be perfect. Oh, who's the really fast guy?

Oh, he's in the big silver. Quick silver. I was not spacious, I am. I was like, I was thinking, it would be moments. It would be moments. It would be moments. It would be moments.

It would be moments. It would be moments. It would be moments. It would be moments. It would be moments. It would be moments. It would be moments. It would be moments. It would be moments. It would be moments. It would be moments. It would be moments. Oh yeah, he's my favorite one. That's on the DC card. Yeah, you have to get a completely different card for him to jerk you off.

I would wonder what else. Reading the small print like, oh, come on. That was the flash that's in Justice League. Is he like the flash that's on the TV show? No, I mean, no, it's different. It's a different flash. And you guys can help me on this. The one who's, the one who is on the TV show

is that Ezra Miller is see that the movie won. That's Grant Guston, right? The movie won is Ezra Miller. And he was also in something else I watched that I, I'm still being a wall. Fantastic beast. Fantastic beast, yes.

I watched Fantastic Beasts too. Or that we can, I don't know why they're planning to make Matt. I, I, I, I, I, He doesn't do wider planet. I don't wanna make that mad. I'm not, I'm not. I'm not a big old swiveling movie. Five movies. He doesn't do a big mad scribble if you make a mad. That's why I learn from those movies.

Big angry scribble, come on, Acha. So what was the deal with the choice for the flash and justice league? Is that based on anything? Like, I should have John here to answer this. Is it a comic? Because he seems like one of the cast members from Big Bang Theory.

The way he's like, the way he is in justice league. That's what it would be called if the Hulk jerked you cast members from Big Bang Theory. The way he's like... The way he is, he's just like... That's what it would be called if the Hulk jerked you off. The Big Bang Theory. Could I pay him with the Marvel Critics card? Yeah, swipe through his butt cheeks. The thing? The thing? Little tip on that.

You can use Chip and Pin. Thank you. No, there's a thing though, TV Flash, I really like. Most of my exposure to him admittedly has been through the Supergirl musical crossover episodes. Yeah, and yeah. Which are amazing, by the way, don't look bad. I was gonna say that. So amazing.

But he's brilliant. Did that get canceled like everything else? Or is that only the Netflix shows that all get canceled? Let's see, arrows ending. It's like 14 seasons for that show. It's been on forever. Yeah, and I think most of it's been off. We're still going, but I haven't watched really closely.

That's all CW stuff. So I don't follow it so much. But still going? Last few months. Thumbs up. It's too much. I live for arrow. I never saw a single frame of the show, but I had a friend.

Not a frame. Not one frame, did I say? Now, one frame of that show. My whole exposure with the character of Green Arrow is he shows up at the end of the Dark Knight Returns graphic novel. That's 100% of what I know about Green Arrow. Is this like Robin Hood, basically?

Think of it as Jeremy Renner except GC. Oh, that's awful. It's like the worst of both worlds. But there was our friend Ed, who lives in San Francisco. I only would watch the show Arrow through him on Twitter because he would live, tweet, and watch every episode. And this whole thing was like, I can't wait for this episode to start.

I can't wait to see who gets erode this week. I think, oh, look at this guy. He's totally getting erode. They used erode though. They called it the erode verse, I think. And thank you. This is all, by the way, of all mostly observed through osmosis. Absorb through osmosis.

Is that? My glitter. Yeah, they ended up with a bunch of TV shows that they started the characters on Arrow and then spun them off to their own whole shows. Oh, okay. So it's almost like what they ought to have done for the DC movies, but instead they just succeeded with TV. Yeah, well the DC TV stuff was better. Yeah, I think then the... Mommy Marvel doesn't have a great track record on TV. Are you like Agents of Shields?

I do. I do. Agents of Shields is not even a guilty pleasure. I just enjoy it. I think your favorite character in the MCU is like Agent Colson. Oh, hell yeah. He's so, he's so beautiful. He's a gem, and I like him so much. It's okay, I like him. I don't watch it, I'm like, he's so much. It's okay, I like. I don't watch it, I'm sorry. Just get a Marvel credit card and you'll be like,

okay. You like download the information to me, like the matrix. You get a primer, you get like 10% off of Marvel movies right now. Is there a DC credit card? Probably. And every time there wouldn't be like,

would you, would you not get like a Batman credit card that's shaped like a battery? I'm gonna cry their shape like a battery. I was gonna say it needs to be a nut. I would totally get that. Like, what are those called? B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- and like put your sound effects over Batman. What's your sound you made for Pikachu at E3? Oh, hello. Hello. Oh, no.

And so I'm pretty sure that's what Pikachu says in canon. Pokemon credit card. Oh. A lot of people get a Pokemon credit card. I wonder if it's a, anybody have a really stupid credit card? Be honest. Anybody, what do you got? Yeah, you're having one up and then immediately down.

So it must be terrible. What? Because that's tape. You have a really stupid credit card? Be honest. Anybody, what do you got? Yeah, you're going to have to have them immediately down. So it must be terrible. What? Is that tape? You have a cassette tape. Is that a cool? It's like an ambulance credit card. Is that tape?

Was it just like a note from your parents? Oh, it looks like that. It shows us. Camera. 3-B livestream. Don't hold your credit card. Jesse, we've been through this for. So you selected that image for it. camera 3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3 of the Apple Cashback one, but I mean, I do kind of do the same thing with airlines where I run all my purchases through one credit card, so I get a bunch of miles and then I can use it to trade in for flights, but you don't actually get a free flight. You get close to a free flight.

It's like, oh, I saved enough points. I get a free trip to London. Also I got to pay 400 bucks. Yeah. It's like, you have to pay a processing fee, which is basically pretty close to what the ticket costs. You still have to pay taxes, that's the thing, right? You still have to pay taxes. What do you return, we're, wow, forgot how to speak for a moment.

But for a fair for a fair. What do you redeem those miles on that, if not for travel? That's it. Just travel? What else would you do? Can't you get, like, aren't there, do hotels, like, like, like,

Bari also? It's like a physical object you could also redeem before. Like, Bari, right? You're just seeing. I would like, it's like a physical object you could also redeem it for. Like, battery. Because you're using it. I would like 1,400 battery rings. I have so many miles. I think the miles. Send them to me immediately.

Good day. It'll cost you 10 miles for all of us. Deal. Excellent. The miles, I think, you can only use for flights. But you can get miles from different stuff. You can get miles for renting cars. Yeah. Oh. Rending cars or staying in hotels, you can get miles from different stuff. You can get miles for renting cars. Yeah.

Oh, thank you. Rending cars or staying in hotels, you can specify. Or you can go through like build up like a thousand different point systems that you're part of with these affinity networks. In John's thing. Basically, so you'll spend more money. I get money over at the Disney store.

So. Because you have a Disney credit card. Well, it's Chase, as equally as evil. So... Will you get a Marvel credit card or an Apple credit card? No! Do you get a Microsoft credit card? I couldn't get another credit card. I'm really bad with what I have.

It turns out it's not pretty money. I go like, yes, it's a prize. You still have to pay for it at the end of the month and I was like, uh, sorry what? We're not a socialist country like England. Dude, one time, and this is for real, my sister cooled him after she went to university. She's two years older than me and I was like, uh, sorry what? We're not a socialist country like, uh, England. Dude, one time, and this is for real, my sister called him after she went to university. She's two years older than me and she was like, oh my gosh, dad, my housemates

played the biggest prank on me. And he was like, why? He said, they sent me this fake bill for water. Like apparently you have to like, paper water. And we're like, no, you do have to pay for water and she was like, no, you don't. Water is free.

You don't pay for water in the UK? No, we do. But she thought it was a joke. Oh, I thought she was here and got a pay for water and she was like, no, you don't. Water is free. You don't pay for water in the UK? No, we do. But she thought it was a joke. Oh, I thought she was here and got a bill for water. You were in the US. She didn't know? She still had housemates who played a joke on her

and sent her a bill for water. And she thought it was like, that's not a real thing. Who pays for water? She was like, I just crazy. Water is free. It was like $2,000 water bill because your toilet was running. That was because of Ezra.

Yeah, yeah, I was renting him my house. I had moved out of one house, and while I was selling it, I rented it to Ezra, and then one day I got a fucking water bail for $2,500. And so I was like, convinced. Should have sent that to your sister. I was convinced that there was a pipe that had busted under the house and was like going to make a huge sinkhole

and destroy the house. So I went running down there in my car. I walked in, as soon as I walked in the front door, I hear the downstairs toilet running, like just like, and all this, so basically I went in to the bathroom, to sure enough, I hear the toilet running because the tank was filling and filling and filling

and then going down. And so I just did this, jiggle, and it stopped. $2,500. I'm like, to his credit, Ezra got the bill significantly reduced. I'll just say that. Was it like one of the yelling on the phone kind of situation?

I wasn't there for it, but I'm sure it was like very intimidating. I bet it was. Yeah, but it was. He shook his finger. He went, chuk chuk. On the phone? Now listen here, you. I'll just tell you what I did to the toilet handle.

Chuk chuk. Shake it down. He said, listen, I have an AT&T credit card. Yeah, maybe he just redeemed his miles. Yeah, he uses miles to pay for water. Oh, dude, that would be tough. All right, I'm not going to get an Apple credit card. I'm going to go on record to saying that right now.

I have an Apple watch. You have an Apple phone. It's called the iPhone. I have one of those. I'm not getting the Apple credit card. Yeah. I'm not going to do it. Everybody remember this moment.

So when Bernie gets an Apple credit card, we can all be like that. I, you know, here's the way I feel. I feel like you are intermortal log just now. Yeah. Apple is a successful company doing what it does. It's so as marvel and all these Disney is a successful company doing what it does. It's so as marvel and all these Disney is very successful.

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Okay. Teeth. I really do. I feel like that we were talking about the electricity bill. Our electricity bill. I can't live that you untied my shoe here, Barb. This is killing me. I didn't do that.

I feel like the electricity bill in our house is higher. And Gus pointed out to me, it might be because we have smart switches and stuff that are always on the little bit. But that is always drawing a little bit of power. But we also have our house came with two separate air conditioning units, one for the upstairs, one for the downstairs.

And then we have a separate one for our bedroom because for whatever reason, it doesn't reach. Yeah. And then the heat doesn't, that doesn't work. So we also run a space heater or a winter. It's such a relatable conversation. My heating sounds like a ghost. You know what, though?

Whatever it finds out, it's like, oh, and I'm like, the, I had, it's just me, that's my big name. I was a very like, sobering realization when I was living in Sydney. I moved into an apartment, this was the like the first apartment I had by myself there and I was really excited and I moved in in the in the sea it was autumn so it was really nice. Yeah your cat too you had rapture. I'm not yet. He's a good cat. No I didn't have rapture yet. I saw

I was all by myself and it was great temperature and then started to get a little bit colder so I went around looking for the heater. That's when I discovered that it's apparently quite common. There is no heater. There is no air conditioning in this apartment. There is, I was just wondering what I was going to do. It was really a little start-ass and there's nothing at all. And that's just quite common.

It's expensive, yeah. We don't have AC, really at home. Yeah, you must not have AC in a lot of places in Canada, too, Barb. No, yeah, but heating. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, my apartment in Montreal for the four years I live there for college didn't have any AC. So, I mean, it didn't get too hot, but like Australia is like 120. Oh, it was miserable. Yeah,, I feel like that should be illegal. Oh, no. People just bought free standing units.

But that was sort of what you did. And I had no idea. I'd never realized that that was like, what do you mean it doesn't come standard? Oh, you know what? Touching my pearls. But posterous. I lived in a house in Poposterous. Hi.

I lived in a house in my second year of university. I went to university on the coast in England, so it was always cold and always raining. And we lived in a student house that was so gross, disgusting. And it started growing black mold all over the walls, which is like an issue that's the bad mold. Structurally in the building, right? So we had the landlord come look at it,

because we were like, hey, this is gross. And he came over and he looked around and he was like, yeah, yeah, all right, yeah, okay. So what it is, is that you guys are breathing inside of the house. And that's gonna be causing some condensation. And we were like, oh, I'll just stop doing that then shall I? So we ended up getting our entire year's rent back by like reporting him to our parents

We were like, yeah, he taught us that we were breathing I love if you like look back at the least for the place and it just like at the bottom very very small No breathing. Hey breathing. No breathing and no drying your clothes inside Very small. No breathing. No breathing. No breathing and no drawing your clothes inside. Does never breathing. Yeah, there was like black mole growing on our walls

and our ceiling and he was like, yeah, that's breath. No, not many people know that, but that is breath. Yeah, I'm like, I don't think that's true. You breathe outside. Breath. We'll just go outside and then we'll go, all right, back in. Let me go. Make little holes through the wall. We're gonna make back in. Let me go. Let me go.

Make little holes through the wall. Go to make chicken nuggets. Sleep with your head up the window. Yeah. Exactly. It was gone. It's insane. Yeah.

I had a apartment here in Austin that was like the air conditioning unit sounded like, you say it sounded like a ghost reader. My sounded like squirrels fighting. Is the only way to describe it? Is high pitch screaming and dumping? And I... What if it was? What?

Who is squirrels? There's two squirrels going at it every night. That's how I'm random to determine. But I would call maintenance. I got a kind of miss living in a apartment just having a number and saying, hey, come fix my stuff. Even though they were always super shitty at it, they do the least amount to fix it possible. And the guy

even came in and he goes, yeah, that's your belt. And I go, so, very good. Change out the belt. And he says, he goes, well, it still works, right? I'm like, yeah, but it's screaming like this all the time. That's why we're shouting at each other right now. Sometimes my brain thinks of scenarios based off jokes that you make. This happens to me all the time on the podcast. Like you talked about two squirrels screaming. So in my mind, it starts going on the story of in your air

vents, there's these squirrels that are on these wheels. And there's one squirrel with a whip. It's just like mush, mush. And they're just like, as you're talking, that's just what my brain is putting together. I was imagining a tiny squirrel boxing ring with like coaches and stuff, and they're like, hang on, he's in. Carry on.

You know, I mean, maybe we should look into that though. It could bring the build down. Yeah. I mean, are you opposed to squirrel slavery? Yeah. Why don't we just put mush in there? Harness, harness the power of mush. Look at the scratchy day.

It had to be in people. We got it in a fight. Yeah, it's scratchy. I'm trying to say they could see it. That's glitter. No, it's like a scratch that goes like half the length of a forearm. It's massive.

We had a disagreement. I said he was a bad cat, and he said he that I'm not his real mom. So we fought. Wow. They need to be a bad her and a white kachish. Kachish. Which he paid for with his pureed credit card.

Then we didn't go run the air conditioner. But you could add BMPO place as a squirrel fight club. That's great. Now, Bob, I think we need to start a business. All right. Squirrel fight club, squirrel gym. The one rule is squirrel fight club as you owny speak about squirrel.

Squirrel fight club. Now picture and then like lifting the whole way. I'm like, conditioning. But then he's like, I hate you. No, you're reminding me of a story that I read on Reddit this week, which was, yeah, it was a little bit, because it's not my Airbnb in being your place. And it does seem like that's a totally normal thing now to let strangers come and stay in your home

I'm judgeable But I saw one this week about a guy who used to service and I don't know what it was because he didn't name it Where it just lets people rent your car and they come and they they take away your car They're not like it Uber what it's called Yeah, and this guy like they used it for drugs and sex and then wrecked it and then left it. Beans, guys. Eric, they're not a sponsor, are they?

This company? But they are? OK, they're a great service. But I don't know why. It seems like that seems like such a bad idea to let someone just rent your car that you don't know. At the same time, having someone rent your home for a weekend seems totally normal.

Oh, because you can't move that home. You can't go back and be like, where's my house? They steal everything. Oh, you parked it in this dodgy off-shoe. Smash it in all my wind. Come on, guys, bring it back. There are a lot of those car shares services though, like there's one here in Austin called Car to Go.

Yeah. It's all little smart cars and they're just parked around and you, if you have the memory, if you go, you basically like tap a car on it, it unlocks the car and then you are, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, just like that, it's that easy. You lock it and then you drive it around and then when you leave it, it's basically like the scooters

that's this. Yeah. But with cars. Have you ever seen those cars or scooters abandoned in literally the middle of nowhere? It's my favorite thing. Did this person get abducted by aliens? It's my favorite thing.

One of my guilty pleasures seeing those scooters all kinds of fucked up. But I don't know why. I just love it. When they're like half an offense and you're just like, yeah! I just think, so. So, I just, I really get a kick out of it. I like, I've seen them on the side of the road,

like, on the, like in the middle of nowhere. Oh, and the Austin server, there's a guy getting busted riding one down MoPak. Yes! Like, what's so many things wrong? That's a highway by the way. The cop is, yes, it's highway in Austin. It's a, it's called, you know what it's called, MoPEC?

Missouri Pacific. Yeah, the Missouri Pacific Railroad runs down the middle of it. I don't know why the Missouri Pacific Railroad runs to Texas. That makes no fucking sense. It's once again Austin can't get a direct flight anywhere. It's taking the shortest possible route, obviously. Yeah, you guys can take the train, Missouri. But he's writing down the feeder

the cop is parked up on the side walking down on the freeway to stop this guy and the dude who's filming it is driving off of it's like there's nobody doing what they should be in this scenario it's a very very typical austin i don't know why it gets me so jazzed i just like to see him all messed up the scooters yeah so we just put out a documentary. That's scooters.

Waiting for the punch line. It's about Nick Skarpino. Yeah. Anybody seen it yet? Clearly. Dude, part of my job at Rishiath is I have to watch everything we make about 100 times each. So I've literally seen that documentary probably like 30 or 40 times.

And my favorite part that I wait for every single time, I think it made the final cut, was the joke that Nick has about the scooters in San Francisco. And I'm gonna ruin his joke, but I'm gonna do it anyway. And he talks about how they have these scooters and they didn't anticipate the impact they were gonna have in the city or the environmental impact

because people are mad about them and taking them and throwing them into the bay. He goes, so on a, you know, the bad news is they're very bad for the environment, but the good news is, man, they are a lot of fun to throw into the bay. I just love that joke so much. As part of his set that he does about halfway through it. It is, I highly recommend it. It's one of my favorite docs that we've produced.

It was a very, I think, like, really deep, honest look at somebody who's trying to do something really hard. And he was very upfront about what he's doing and really gave a lot of access to. And also has probably the best title of anything we've ever made. Waiting for the punchline. Gosh, I'm glad to hear you say that,

because it's like, you go through like a thousand names for everything. I just love the double-entonger, because it's like, obviously, waiting for the punchline is something you do in comedy. But it's also the club that he's trying to get into is called the punchline. So it's waiting for the punchline.

Genius, I love it. I wish I thought of it. I have mad respect for anyone that can do stand up. I think it's one of the hardest ways to be a performer in that there is. You're by yourself. You're by yourself. The whole thing relies on your ability

to control a room with just your presence. Like, I mean, you see a lot of stand-ups who are super funny, who just can't capture a room in the way that they need to do it. Like, I've seen Christina perform a couple of times and I can't imagine having the confidence and just the chops to go up and do that. Like every time I see a performer, I'm just like, you're doing it right now.

Whoa, are we ever not the same? It's not the same as it was like, hey, this is just me on stage. Just you, yeah. And like, we can leave if you want. You don't feel that, you don't. Actually, that was kind of what I was getting at. So you guys are kind of like puncturing my vibe a little bit.

Like, no, I just think it's an incredible thing to be able to do. But you don't feel that way singing, because it's really just you up there singing. Wow, yeah, wow. It's different if you have a bow now. A little bit. Like this is a version of it. Like this is like, it's very much like this.

It feels like very much like this to me. Because you have a bow and a people and you're all playing together, right? A drummer. That's what I'm applying. But being, I guess being like, but you can't hand the mic to the guitar player. No, I mean, I guess.

Yeah. I mean, you could. You could. But singing good is not the same as being funny. You know, I just think it's a really cool thing to be able to do. Well, there's fun thing, and then what are the things you get to see in the doc as it covers Nick

over a very long period of time, and you get to see him like building a set. So you see how jokes perform in different places, and you watch him kind of hone specific jokes with different audiences. And so it's really fun for anybody who's interested in doing Santa Coney. It's a lot of fun. I love it.

And then Jeff was in the comment threads for talking to some people. They were, there's a way too much, but there's a showcase with a lot of people from Rucherti's and Rucherti's associated groups did a stand-up showcase. Is it the fun house people? Yeah, fun house was in there as well. And they were saying like some of the people had their phones from Rucherti's and Rucherti's associated groups did a stand-up showcase. The fun house people.

Yeah, fun house was in there as well. And they were saying, some of the people had their phones in their hand, which apparently is a common thing, even like Jefferson, he went to Louis CK and somebody else where they had their phone in their hand because they were going through and working through material. Yeah, a lot of the time if you're workshopping a set, that's how you'll do it.

I've been to a couple of shows in London with comedians who are building their set to go on tour. And it's really fun to have that I'll test a joke, and I'll just kind of see how the room, and then they'll just make a note or something. And then if they get one that hits the like, OK, this is what you guys want. And then they'll go to all the material that's similar to that,

and they'll just kill it for the rest of the show. Interesting. It's really the way that they build it, the way that they do that is really incredible. It's really easy to have a whole part of notes and be like, OK, so you guys like that one, so then that could flow to this. All right, knock, incredible. It's just to have like a whole pot of notes and be like, okay, so you guys like that one, so then that could flow to this. All right, knock, knock.

Who's there? The interrupting blonde. The interrupting blonde too. I think I might have to go. Oh, really? You're getting go. You're getting close. You're getting close. So you want to go now? Well, it feels like a natural pause, isn't it?

Kind of didn't tell you ruined it with a talking about it. Yeah, a little bit. Well, I will do this Adry to Ellie. Thank you for joining us. Thank you so much. Thank you. You're going to be seamless. I'm going gonna go now.

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Yeah. I don't know. I have to go check now. So I had a thing to have to me. By the way, welcome Chad, everybody. Yay! Yay! And Bernie, I just want to say, like, it feels so great to,

you know, clearly be your number one pick for this podcast. No, but in all seriousness, I feel really bad about breaking up Bernie's Angels here. Ha-ha-ha-ha. This was a very female podcast of a Tilt Chad came in. Yeah, and you were talking about comic stuff, and I wasn't even on. You chose the Hulk to jerk you off? Yeah, buddy.

Dude, he would rip your dick off. Maybe that's what Bernie's into. You only get that once? I just thought of a new show for you jerk battle. You never heard of that. Man, did every time we do a male and female combat and then death battle people were like, maybe they should end with flocking.

And it's just like, really? No. All right, listen, just because I comment that on everyone in your video doesn't mean you have to call me out like this. But that is literally though, it's not just death battle, it's almost any time a man and a woman appearing, anything on screen together, people immediately assume that they're sleeping together. Well, there have been stories too about, uh... Oh, oh, man!

Whoever is teething and broadcast, Bravo! Now I just need to get Trevor up here. Yeah, Ashley. Ashley being pregnant is a lock right now. Well, I was gonna say that, I don't know if you guys want to talk more about the announcement. And... Yeah, we talked about it during the free show we were talking about the podcast So this is the first podcast I've done and the Ashley's done since we announced that Ashley is pregnant Did anybody not know that?

Did anybody not know that? Did anybody not know that? Anybody, is that new information? Anybody? Okay. I was gonna say did anybody not know that she was pregnant? And if Ashley's obstetrician is watching, we swear this is her last cocktail. That she's gonna be pregnant. Oh no!

No, I don't think they're gonna think that's real! That's not real, that's not real. Obviously, in fact, we found out, when did we find out, I found out on Christmas Day. Yeah, you did. Oh, I'm a little surprised. And. Did I have a video of that?

Do you? No, no, no, I, no. I'm not gonna get present. I was. We can't know 64, oh wait, baby. No, I was a little suspicious, so I did a test on December 23rd, like that night or something, and then I was like, and then I wrapped it. Oh, I put it on the bedside table.

And you're like, this has my pee on it. I got blue line. Opened it. But the blue line is important. Yeah. But then we had our New Year's party, which you guys came to. Yep. And she couldn't drink it.

And so we were convinced that everybody was gonna know. Well, she played it off, because I thought she had a drink in her hand. I just didn't know. I just hear the thing with alcohol. I was alcohol. And here's the thing is I made hot cider, because Lindsay was there as well.

And she couldn't drink. So I was like, here, I got these caffeine-free sodas all for you. And I made none alcoholic cider right here. But if people want to spike it, there's something over here. That's fine. I was then at the side. And then I just drank cider all night. You.

I just assumed there was already alcohol in the cider. Oh, no, I put the bottle aside, because I wanted my damn cider. My favorite part of the day that we all found out, because we all found out the same day when they asked for Twitter. People thought that I knew before, because I almost implied it on a book. Well, it's because Breeze is a terrible liar.

Yeah, she was watching at home when Barb you said, it was in context of some conversation, you say, well, you're about to be a new dad. No, I said, like, I can feel the find out you're about to be a dad. I meant, like, in general, because you've had two kids. Right. But everyone took that as, like, you're about to be a new dad. No, I said, like, how can you feel to find out you're about to be a dad? I meant, like, in general, because you've had two kids. Right. But everyone took that as, like,

oh, Barbara almost spoiled it. I was like, Barbara didn't know shit. Okay. Okay. But there was somebody who called it out in that episode. Like, did you guys see Berger's face and then timestamp did? It's like, I get the feeling that Ashley's pregnant

and they're just waiting to announce it. And like, everybody's like, fuck you down, vote. No. And I was like, that guy's pregnant and they're just waiting to announce it. And like, everybody's like, fuck you down vote. And I was like, that guy's right. I feel bad for that guy because he's 100% right. And people are like, my drill business. There's always that one guy who has a spot on in everyone. There really is. The real answer I say is always buried in the comments.

You can look down through when you know an actual situation, and you look down through it. It's like, here's the person about three quarters of the way down who gets it 100%. Somebody always gets it. Yeah. But it's hard to know which one that is. I mean, I've been called pregnant in videos

for like years now. Hey, me too. And they're like, I think she's pregnant. I'm like, nope, just eating, thanks. Yeah. Yeah, there was a video. It was like a couple months ago where I was like, nope, just eating thanks. Yeah. Yeah, there was a video. It was like a couple months ago where I just like, I had a lot to eat for lunch, maybe that day. And someone was just like, oh, I bet you barber's pregnant.

You could tell by the way her abdomen is shaped. And I was fine, I was like, nah, just fast. Thanks, though. Yeah, I hate it when that happens. Yeah. Someday, but the same time buddy. No, actually, in that regard, when Bernie was going to tell all of us that they were having a kid, it was all like, congratulations, congratulations.

And then I had two kids, and then I had this moment. It was like, oh, that's so cool. And then I was like, oh, that's an insane reset timer. And I went up to you. And I was just like, because you're youngest is what, 13? Yeah, he's about to be 14 now. 14, just 14 earlier this month. Damn, dude.

Well, like, so I think the only people we told first were we told the boys, and before we told a lot of other people, like publicly made the announcement, like I don't think I don't think I told anybody. Mate, Matt, told Matt as well, but that was really it was the boys, Matt. But as part of- And then it called my family. Oh, anybody, mate, Matt. Told Matt as well, but that was really it. It was the boys and Matt.

But as part of my family. Oh, that's right, sorry. And then everyone actually, we went up to Utah. Don't be found out before your parents. Oh, yeah. As she was telling this story. Every now and again, we have a cleaning lady come through. And she finds all the messes that I just sort of piled up

and then don't see anymore because they're now just background. And she comes in and she goes, you're pregnant. And I was like, did she find test? She found my prenatal protein powder. And she was like, oh baby, and I was like, I was like, my mom doesn't know. You should've been like, I like the flavor. Keep it on the download.

Yeah, just in case her man, you know, runs into your mom's home. That'd be worth seeing those to me, to have that spoiled for them. No, she's been great. She checks on me every time. She's like, scolding on an ass. That was the baby.

Yeah. She likes the baby and she likes the cat. But not Bernie, he's terrible. No, I'm on the outs. That was my favorite though that day, because you guys had just announced it on Twitter and like came into the office and we were all like hugging and like congratulations. But I knew that like you had just posted it on Twitter and so there was a ton of people at the office

who didn't know yet. So every time someone would walk into our office, I'd be like, Bernie, Bernie, Bernie, have you listed Twitter? No? Bernie. And I would just be like,

it was like, perform, sorry. Barbara wouldn't even tell them herself. I'd be in my office, you can come on here, come on here. Tell them. Yeah. Bernie has something to tell you. Yeah. And we're having everyone and tell them herself. I'd be in my office, you can come on here, come on here. Tell them. Yeah. Bernie has something to tell you. Yeah. And we're having everyone and taking them to.

It went on for like three hours. Like that. It really did. Like you're in the bathroom. I'm like, Bernie, come out here. By the way, I don't even know this about me. Ashy knows it really well. I fucking hate secrets, because I'm just bad at

about them like presence on Christmas. As soon as I get Ashley a gift, like, the gift comes in the 10th of December. He's already trying to give it to me. Constantly. Just like, do you want to open it today? You can just open it and say it's for Christmas. You should see this.

You got to see this. I have to tell him, no, I don't want to open my presents early. That's very hard for me because, of course, I want it, but then I will have no presents for Christmas. I'm the same as you. If I buy someone a present, I have to give it to them that day. I can't keep it. I'm like, you can use it now. I go nuts. But we were just like, I was chomping at the bit. I said, can we tell it's some like one person? Like Christmas Eve, you know?

It's like, can we just like find one person? I'm the first one. We do just one. Yeah. She said, yes, we can tell the obstetrician. That was it. But it was a lot of fun. She was very surprised.

She was very happy. I was like, I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm the first one. We do just read one. Yeah. She said yes, we can tell the obstetrician. That was it. But it was a lot of fun. She was very surprised. She was very happy. And then we did games on it. I've never seen this before.

And then we were just like scaring you with all these like, all the parenting stories. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was a fun one though,

because we had Becca and Chad on. And so it was like all parents, you know. But you know, I mean, you have parents that you experience with the boys, and I mean, they're okay, right? They're kind of, yeah. I mean, I can't really claim credit. Like you and Jordan raised the boys,

and they became wonderful humans. And as I think part of the reason that my uterus like thought out is I was like, oh, they're not all demons. And I started thinking like, I was like a lot of as I was like, oh, they're not all demons. And I started doing like a lot of like, kids and babies. And I was like, actually, like, I always thought that I didn't like kids. And you know, you just get in that like mindset where like, you just assume that this is the way

that you are like, I just don't like kids. I will probably never have kids. I just don't like them. And then you meet a bunch and you're like, wait, but every kid I meet, I like. Mm-hmm. Well, you're experiencing them. And then you meet a bunch and you're like, wait, but every kid I meet, I like. Mm-hmm. Well, you're experiencing more like- And then you're eventually like reevaluating.

Remember that scene in Game of Thrones with a wall comes crashing down? No. No. No. No. No. No.

Nice. Just see you all can visualize it. No. No. Maybe. There's a joke about my white walkers in there somewhere. Oh, I know what. Explore that too much. Bravo. They were not walking.

But we were talking. Oh, no one wants to picture that. Nobody wants like, oh no. Oh, fuck. I can't look at you, Ashley. I can't look at you. Ha. Are you, we can't, guys, it got to be

get excited about. Are you more excited about Game of Thrones or Avengers Endgame? Yes. Yes. I don't know. I'm, one guy just shouted yes. Oh. That's thegame. Yes! Endgame! I don't know, like, I'm... One guy just shouted yes. That's the average.

That's the average. Yes, to all. I mean, look, next month is a big month. You know, I gotta say that it's like sneaking in there is something I'm really looking forward to. That I didn't even know existed three months ago. Is Shazam. The baby's not coming next month.

No, I was sneaking in there that got me. Sorry. Yeah, I'm super sad about she's saying now. It's got like 90% on Rotten Tomatoes. Everyone who's seen it says it's really great. Why is Sean Rossi going to see it? That son of a bitch already saw it. And I don't know, we weren't invited.

Well, how did it go? Like, ripped to LA? What's he doing? I don't know. You just had Zach Relief out. Yeah. Lovely gentleman. Yeah. I don't know, we weren't invited. Well, how did it, was you going to help? Rip to LA, what's he doing? I don't know. You just had Zach relief I out. Yeah. Lovely gentleman. Yeah.

Did we do the other one? Did we put out the day butt to Easter one? OK, I won't talk about it. Oh, no wait, did we? Well, Julie, what's it? Did we put that out yet? Oh, there's Eric. Eric, did you finally have a microphone now?

Is it just me or is it like Eric's English, like the best thing in the world? It's delicious, it's delicious. Why, what the way to see? But we were talking earlier about people like figuring stuff out and guessing stuff that also works and we learned this really early on with Red vs. Blue is that you can put the pieces

in place for a twist, but if you're gonna do a twist in like something that's episodic, especially something that's serial episodic, you have to set up the twist and then pay the twist off in the same episode. Otherwise, within the course of that week, we talk about the person who gets something right in the comments, it gets scary

because there's always one person who says exactly what's about to happen for the rest of the season. And remember, there was a person in particular who in the first season, red versus blue, around episode nine, he went through and detailed everything for the rest of the season, this is gonna happen, this is gonna happen, this is gonna happen. He was like 100% right.

Was that me? Did it do a gen lock? Yeah. I mean some of the comments like earlier I was like I'm not gonna spoil anything because you know whatever. And it's like oh well this is gonna happen because actually in the end of the episode

this person is gonna come back and do both of it. And I was just like. Turns out that person was great. Damn. So I know. Well they were insane. Like people called it. I think George R. Martin also said

that someone has already figured out the end of Game of Thrones. George R. Martin says a lot of shit. Here's the thing. I think at this point, he's just following that person on forums and taking notes and being like, yes. Yeah, I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means.

As a huge fantasy nerd, first of all, it's song advice and fire, not game of thrones. And I've been following that book series forever. I remember waiting eight years for Dancer Dragons to come out. I just hit my point. We're finally like, I was trying to stay away because like, oh, the show had passed the books. And I didn't want to get new information from the show.

And then I was just like, I don't know. He's giving up, or he just doesn't care anymore. Or like he's busy writing a history book about the Targaryens and working on his spin-off TV series. Right. He's not focused on the books at all, as far as I can. He gave up on the show. Sorry, go.

It's unique, right? In terms of media, it's like a series that started as books but is gonna finish as a TV show. Do you care somebody who's read it? Do you want him to go back and finish it? Yes, absolutely. Like, there are different things that he's done in the books. Like, there are characters that they don't even explore.

There are different storylines that, like, characters are taking. Don't heart! Yep, don't heart. Like, don't heart. Big one. But then, I found Brandon Sanderson, who is the decret, there we go. Who is an absolute gem? Here it is.

Incredible author. Oh my god. I would lose my shit. I have a absolute gem? Here it is. Incredible, author. Oh my god. I wish. I would lose my shit. I have a stormlight archive tattoo, actually. Do you want to go to Utah and try and audit one of his classes because he teaches writing at, look, you of you or something? And I've been like, I should go back to college there, specifically for writing.

That was when Ashley and I just like, sit in the back of the class and go, I was like, Ashley and I, like, sit in the back of the class and go, that was when Ashley's like, Ashley and I, like, early bonding moments because I was, like, talking about something, and you were like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cause me. Anyway, yeah, just go read Brandon Sanderson because he's, like, way faster.

And he just turns out a bunch of great stuff. He writes, which is, I think, a key author. Yeah, I think it's, you know, like, a key great, one would say. It's arguable. Well, I think it's you know like a key great One would say it's arguable without Chad now that you joined us I do want to talk about CF thieves, but yeah Let's go dude. Let's get you part of legend. Come on So yeah, I do I have to hit pirate legend They did the thing where they had for CF thieves they had to double XP double gold weekend and I was talking about this in the pre show

But I had to miss Getting pirate legend, which is level 50 in CF thieves because I was actually on a about this in the pre-show, but I had to miss getting pirate legend, which is level 50 in Sea of Thieves, because I was actually on a trip sailing in the Caribbean. Like that's where I was. It was like, the dumbest, the dumbest, you know, one of the reasons we got into sailing, honestly, is because of Sea of Thieves.

We had so much fun playing it, and then Ellie's gone, but we did a vlog where our friend Drew took us out and we went sailing here in Austin. He's one of those people, Drew, Barb, you know, and he runs the Streamies and he runs two-builder. Yeah, Drew, hold on. And he's one of those people that can walk in any room

and like, he leaves and everyone is his best friend. You know, he's like one of those people. Like, also he goes places and knows everybody everywhere. So he showed up in Austin, was that? He's like the kind of person who would meet your family before you realize he was meeting your family. Right. He'd come best friends with your family.

And they all love him. He just happened to dinner table and it would be good. And it's like, come over for Thanksgiving and he's already there. Yeah. And it's like, those kind of people too. It's like, you also can't remember how the hell did I meet him. It's like, I can't remember.

Did I meet him? Yeah, right? Can't trace him. We have another friend like that Aaron Morgan, who knows so many different people. And it's like, I don't remember how I met Aaron Aaron and then he ended up being a moderator on her forms. Anyway we're on the sailing trip. It was me, it was JD, it was his uncle Bill on his mom's side and then it was Drew and his girlfriend and it was Joe Nicolosi. Joe told me this fucking

hilarious story. Joe Nicolosi by by the way, the writer and director of the last two seasons of Red vs. Blue, and he did the Lego live-action one from season 14. He's not working on a new show. I don't think we can say what that is, Eric. Is that okay? No, okay. He's just gonna spoil everything.

It's a day-plugged edition. We're gonna file that one with Dave Batista. All right. Yeah. Bunny. Yeah. He. Why don't we just start singing about it? Well, that one would debut, but he... But he... He... Why don't we just start singing about it? So Joe told me that he played a prank on Miles Luna, which is right before Ruby Volume

6 was coming out. They had gone to the writer's room and they had planned out everything, they had written all the scripts. Joe went home and wrote, like, got out some, I guess, like, a like, thick-blind paper and wrote, like, a little kid. And what a fan they were of Ruby and said, and I just, I'm looking forward. I can't wait to see the new season. I have some ideas of what you should do for the show. And then wrote the entire plot for volume three. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, that's so. But I think you figured it out on his own, because like some of the vocabulary was a little too advanced for this little kid, but what a fucking brilliant idea

to do that? Oh my God, that's amazing. Do you wanna hardest things about like when I was working in animation, and also hosting Ruby Rewind? Was trying to not see monitors? Oh yeah. And like conversations were like constantly happening,

and I'm like trying to go through like, oh no, I'm supposed to host the recap show. I find out when the audience finds out. So I just be like, walking through and be like, so about this room, you're like, oh shit! Like, and I just have my blinders on, like, trying to run through. Yeah, because you worked in the animation building.

Right, and then even like, Torian was starting to, like, you know, Torian was like 3D animator for death battle for a long time, usually, and stuff like Genlock, little bit, and so like all the animators, you know, they all talk, especially like the action animators. And so like, even when I'm like in our safe space, they come in and be like all the animators, you know, they all talk, especially like the actually animators. And so like, even when I'm like in our safe space, they'd come in and be like, so I'm

working on this fight with Sun and I'm like, shut up! I'm just like, I have to run away. It was hard. It was hard on to spoil things for you. Oh yeah, yeah, and YouTube, you'd be like, hey, have you seen the next episode? And I'm like, no, like, well guess what? And she's like, you'll see. Yeah.

B. Oh yeah, the whole thing? Yeah, with exactly, yeah, the like, you'll see. Yeah. B. Oh yeah, the whole thing? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, the thing with you and Blake. I don't know what you're talking about. They're just friends. Just friends.

They held hands. Busy, busy, busy friends. Busy, busy friends. So see you thieves. What was seamless transition, Bernie. Back to the... See has bees. See if bees.

What was the gift that they gave people who got pirate legend before the anniversary? Because that was... Has everybody been raising for a day? Is that a Marvel credit card? Is that a Marvel credit card? Who's a seeT's credit card? So, have they announced it yet?

Anybody play CFT's? So, really Chad and I are just talking about a game that nobody's playing. Is that the one I'm here near? Listen, it's really fun. I mean, Bernie, you knew who CFT is. So, you started talking about it. Well, every Let's Play that we did for years with me

was always either left for dead two or contagion. Which nobody was playing. We did the whole Let's Play podcast Let's Play with contagion, which no one was playing. We did the whole podcast with contagion, right? Is that where we became the cockroaches? Yes. That's probably one of my favorite series of all time. Very divisive, the choice to make the cockroach voices. You loved that.

You edited that, right? I did. You did the cockroach voices and everything. I just like how many times you would say, I'm the cockroach voice. Cockroach. Cockroach. Did that age well?

What's that? Contation? Yeah. Or the cockroach voice. The cockroach voice. It was fine. It was totally fine. Yeah.

It was just fine. But you're just like going to go log in and see what God... Our Aurocio lets plays. Not going to age well. That's going to end all of our political career. I don't think that started well. Yeah. You should recap for everyone who hasn't seen that blood's play.

But uh... No. Yeah, John has started doing some more streaming too. So I think you can expect to see more streaming on the Rooster Teeth channel on Twitch. And John's going to be doing more of that. Like bringing people in. Yeah, I think he's kind of a couple streams with Gus. They were playing some Western game. Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah, we were talking earlier. Right. No. Call of war. It was some is like an early access sort of sandboxy Western type game. I don't remember what it was called. Yeah, John was wearing a tank top and a cowboy hat,

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He just pounds down like lucky charm. So that is cheat day. Dude, he rolled in with chicken and waffle cereal the other day. Oh no, no, it's incredible. It was so good. We were all like, yeah, you're not thinking this home. Like, do you have that with milk or syrup? No, you just, I don't know.

Is it just like chicken? Is it chicken flavored? I just ate it straight like a monster. Like there was no time for you to go to the bowl. It was just straight from the, there it is. See? Yeah, that, look at the chicken is radiating. That box looks really unappetizing

Well the box doesn't don't eat the box and then I need the bowl High in fiber the box good one So it tastes like chicken tastes like chicken. It's like Maple syrup be good. I can't even you, yeah, it tastes like chicken and waffles. Thank you so much. She's honest. Is chicken not a part of chicken and waffles? Because one of the main ingredients today.

But it's not standalone. It's the harmony where they come together. So listen, sorry for everybody watching at home. Oh great. If you're here in town, how many of you are from out of town? If you can't see this at home, literally great. If you're in town, how many of you are from out of town? If you can't see this at home, literally every person raised their hand.

While you're in town, normally would not recommend torches as a restaurant to go to in Austin. However, in March, they have the taco of the month, which is Ashley's favorite thing, which is the rascal. The rascal. Which they chicken and waffles taco. Shouldn't you be reading off the eye bad for this part?

No, no. Have you had one of these chats? So it's like the taco, and then they put a waffle, and then they put the chicken, and then it's like bacon and an egg, and then they give you a little thing of syrup. And then they sprinkle it off with some diabetes. It's insane. I've been working myself up all month. I'm allowed one per year. I've been working myself up all month.

I'm allowed one per year. I've been like, just like, you can have as many now. No, no, no, I mean because it's just like so much. Look at that taco. Did you like such a whole thing? Can we talk about the crowd reaction? Like half the people are like, yes.

And the other people are like, oh god. Like 10 people just walked out. Yeah, I'm gonna get it. Yeah, they're going to get one, dude. I eat some right now. I can't believe that'd be a great idea. Please do it. How many, who wants one?

Taff and hour. Who's gonna say no to that? Who's gonna say no to that? All right, three. We'll pick our favorite three. No, do it. Actually, Eric, get us some chicken and that thing. No.

All right. I love that we can scream at Eric to get the raw stuff. Eric, I want a water bed. What happened to water beds? Eric, a marble credit card, please. Yeah, we want a chicken and waffles credit card. So you get one of those? Hey, Eric, what marble character would jack you off? No!

No! No! You know, you should have chose Drax, played by Dave Batista. He didn't have been a good choice. Yeah, but here's the problem is he would just do it so slow. If he'd been visible and you'd think he were alone. Eric is a WWE fan, huge. So theoretically, if we had Dave Batista in the studio, he'd let Eric

was, he had such a rare, he was like a human. He was so giddy with him around. Can we not talk about this for real? I mean, I guess we can, what am I going to tell Nadia know? Like, oh, we're not going to edit this, so it's going in. I mean, we're talking about it, bud. But you were excited. Oh, yeah, dude, he's for WWE Champion. What am I gonna do about it? Like, hey, Eric, did you have enough? Spoiled the upcoming podcast, dude.

That's really unprofessional. That's what, seriously, dude, you're the producer. You should be talking about this stuff. Listen, he told me that I had a cool mustache, which is all I really needed to hear from anyone, but it was from Batista. Yeah. That's great.

I also want to point out, this is no joke. I think the sixth time you've said that he complimented your mustache. Just so you know, it's the sixth time you've heard it, it's probably like the 13th time I've said it. And he's never washed it since. So for the live Christmas special that we did that was like the live sketches and everything, I did a thing where I had grown my beard out as far as I could in the time that we were

rehearsing for it. I was in the first sketch and then we brought back the cop characters, Mune Joel Heyman, are what they call them, the hearty boys, I think is what people name those characters. And so I shaved between the two sketches, I shaved down to where I had one of the, what do you call that? I brought the handlebar. The handlebar was good, dude.

Yeah, you nailed it. Trucker, messed that, and everybody was like, ah, that's funny, Eric, when I walked in the next day, he goes, he goes, right on, man. And I was like, I gotta shave this thing immediately. I look cool. You look awesome.

You were just like, I think your children would have been proud. They look like you would have done like backyard barbecues and drank like bad beer. You look like, dude. Dave buttista would have liked it, Eric? Oh, hell yeah! Yeah, we would have liked it.

We have a taste bomb all over the place. Should have kept it. Should have kept it. I should have still hold your compliments about your sweet fun facts. We could have got him on Nick's motorcycle and then just driven away. But it was fun.

We've had a lot of guests I feel like on the podcast lately. And in the past, guests have always not been, they always haven't been really well received, but I think lately like retin' link we're on just recently. Woo! So, I think we might do some more of that stuff, but it did feel like, especially around South Buy. Oh, by the way, the Torchie Stock O is only available

during the, the Rossi goes only available during March, so they do it every year for South Buy. But I'm not advertising for you. You're at torches.com, forward slash torches. No. Right now. I actually, this just goes to show how much I like this taco. I actually don't like torches a lot.

They're one of the only places in Austin that wouldn't let us just film there. Really? When we shot the film, excuse me, the food vlog, where we went to the eight different restaurants today, by the way, Barbara was a fucking chant during that thing. MVP, for sure. I ate all the food vlog where we went to the eight different restaurants today. By the way, Barbara was a fucking chant during that thing. MVP, for sure.

I ate all the food. And, and, and, and I pooped all night. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and all of the things, which was a misery of deliciousness, but still really painful. She also ate a bunch of poutine because Bernie better. Yeah, you bet me, like 250 bucks, I think, if I could eat a whole plate of poutine. I think you were so cheap, I think was like 50 bucks. I think it was probably.

Damn dude. Yeah, she had a whole plate, or tried to eat a whole plate of poutine for 50 bucks. I would have done it just for a bragging rights, honestly. Was it your 50? There you go. Thank you. You watched the vlog today.

See? Well, you know what? Who asked you, honestly? Yeah. Well, they came to your defense when you started with, I think you were too cheap and you went with 50 bucks. Yeah, thank you. Is it 250?

It was, but the best part, I couldn't fucking finish it. I literally, it was, the plate came out and it's like this big. The best part though is because it was right around our TX. We happened to be sitting next to some Rishi Tee fans at the table next to us, so I kept being like, take more. And they were, you know, again, they're just like, oh, good.

Too much. Barbara was like pushing in the front. Looks like you and Gavin, it's just like being around you guys, you never know what's gonna happen. Gavin especially, he just loves to throw out those wacky like, oh, would you do this for money? Or I'll give you this if you blank, right? Yeah, it looks like the definition of dance monkey.

Right. No, Anderson, you want my money than here. Do this. So we went out, we were at South By, we went out to this Batman event. And I really, the only reason this didn't have in us because Gavin had teased this guy out. So we got in these petty cabs because we had this Batman thing and then we're going to take us over to the Bat Bridge and then we're going to release the bats and we're going to do that whole thing.

But while we're there, me and Gavin and Juggernaut are with our petty cap driver and Gavin's like, oh, you know why you so slow? Like you just go take the other guys, you know right? And then he's just like, oh, well, that guy's my boss. Like I don't really want to do that. And then he was like, oh, you're really lagging behind in the race. And the guys like, oh, well, I only race. And this is where Gavin tunes out. It gets distracted by something. But the guy goes like, oh, yeah, it costs $100. You know, if you want me to race, and I looked at him, and I was like, you just like, you just lucked out today. Because he, I was like, because he tuned out,

and he is not the one, like, I know you're throwing out there, like, ha ha ha, he would have whipped that shit out in a second. Do it, and been like, race, you know, like 100%. But anyway, we egged him on, it went to Gavin, like, team back in and the guy ended up passing everybody and it was great. We thought we were gonna get into a wreck.

Like, I thought, like, I was in an action movie. We're like, there's the hotel we're supposed to go and this dude cuts across traffic and I'm like, no way. And there's like these two cars and I'm like, surely our cart is not big enough for this. And the dude just whips it and goes right in between. I'm like, bracing for him back, places it.

Like perfectly, I was like, drink these bottle of barbecue salt. You can get it. Way. I love the bottle of barbecue sauce. What is the trick with Gavin is, if you ever bet you no amount of money or throw his out of ridiculous amount of money do something always say yes and then he goes what?

he doesn't want to do it like I think it was Michael I'm just gonna try to remember what it was there was a bottle of barbecue sauce on the table at the old office and how much was it was it like he 200 there's like 200 bucks or something like that? How much money was it? How much was it $50? Thank you Rooster Teeth Histories. Dude, thank you. Eric, you better watch out.

Chop them up. But, it's one of my favorite moments of this. Right around when Gavin and Michael first came on board, they were, they hit it off right away, but they were still working stuff out. And I remember that he, Gavin said, I'll pay you $50, kind of think it was like, I felt like so much more at the time, to drink that bottle of barbecue sauce on the table. And Michael's, I'll do that. And so he walks up, he goes, are you sure?

And then Gavin goes, well, how about 30? And it's like, Gavin, that's how negotiating work. Yeah. He's like, you already offered. He's already agreed to. He can go down from there. And I remember Michael, he took this big thing of barbecue sauce, he goes,

go, then he puts that, he goes, you are so fucked. And then he then downs the rest of it. Michael was a machine for eating stuff when he first showed up at Rishi. And we still is. Now he just throws up and then keeps going. Yeah. How much?

I remember I had a conversation with Michael's dad, where I, I, I showed him that we were not trying to kill him. That was like, that was a weird conversation to have. Back when I was CEO, it's like, I swear we're not trying to kill him. That was like, that was a weird conversation to have back when I was CEO. It's like, I swear we're not trying to kill your son. I still remember the lava cakes from extra life, like, 2012. He turned so red. Guys, it was worse in person.

It was horrible. For the kids, yeah, I guess so. But it also, the giant gummy bear? Oh. Oh. He mentioned it was surprising how poorly he did it that. Like, it was five pounds of sugar, but he like barely made it through the head.

I feel like it stays in your stomach. Oh. As opposed to what? It's hard to throw up. Like, we did a gummy bear eating challenge way back and then it was screw attack. And like Sam was doing it. And afterwards, it was like, oh, this will be fun

while I get the like, end card or whatever with you throwing up. And he's like, I can't do it. He's like, he couldn't get it out because it just like all formed this mass and his stomach. Maybe to just come back to like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like It's just like back to killing you. No! No!

Oh, here it is. Oh, no. Oh, no. Look how miserable he is. Oh, yeah. He was so, he was so little. I know. Oh!

I think I'm wearing the same shirt in that video. I don't want to do that. Oh, my God. Oh my God. It's always nice when you have like, I am. It's nice when you have like two outfits, and that's it for 10 years. It makes it so easy to pick up shots. You come like a cartoon character.

Now that's what my closet looks like. I literally have my work clothes or like five of these shirts are all the same. And then like like two or three different hoodies that I wear and that's it, basically the same color. So it's like, and I do that because if I ever show up at the office and I lost it on this trip, the boating trip I was just on.

If you ever show up at the office. If I ever show up. And then that black hat with the white star, I just have like two or three of those that I keep in different places. So I can throw that on and it's probably like a 90% chance if they need to do like a pick-up shots or on something. I'm wearing the same thing. It's the same with these aviators.

It is. You probably have 20 pairs of these. I buy them six at a time on Amazon. They're eight bucks. I remember you were saying as you could throw it out of the crowd right now. Oh, Bernie Wilson. Yeah, it's cool and joy. That's coming out on my pay tag. Hey, box. Hold on.

Who said 50 bucks? He's got to pay for him. What's your name? Micah? All right, I'll give you the glasses. You want to do an adory for stamps.com? And I'll pay. I'll give you.

Come on. Good boy. I'm an adry. Go, go, go. Now. I'll be right back. You're right back. Eric, do you have a mic?

Good. Go go now I'll be back. Go be right back Eric. Do you have a mic? Come on Eric. Why are you not prepared? I'm like a like a Damn like us got sass Comrade will he got that chair so fast? Oh Damn, like us got sass here. Look out, Comrade, he got in that chair. So fast. Oh. Oh, this is...

Here's what we're gonna do. I'll do the ad read. Okay. And then he can read the URL. Like, I'll throw to him. Okay. You gonna be ready for this? Yeah.

You gotta come over here though. You gotta come over here. Here's your microphone, I guess. Dude, he is, so... He is, so what are you going? He's going to suburn me. Okay. All right.

You worked in like, you worked at mega 64 for Eric So I'll just point you on these things here You read that. You read this right there. You read it all the time. You're all in like a year. Guys, we're being professional of this. Oh, I'm sorry.

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Rooster. That's S-S-T-A-M-P-S-D-O-T-Cob In-In-In-Tirt Cut On-N-N-T Oye, y si vamos al pueblo a comer creo que estás de mi abuela. ¿Qué dices pero si tú vuelves de en dálnia? Que va a nada, mira, muy fácil. ¡Qué bien, me encanta! Blah blah blah blah. Give us a place to go. Some glasses. Got some glasses. Congratulations. Thank you. Well earned. Enjoy it.

Well earned. Oh, oh my god. What a fucking sellout. You can't. What's that? No. You got your sunglasses in joy. People in people's originally, there

was those cheap ass sunglasses there. Right. But they're probably coming out of my paycheck, okay? Okay. Chad joking. Chad's joking. He doesn't get a paycheck. No, I'm not.

He does, no. What else do we want to talk about? Does anybody, uh, did anybody, what? Hey, hey,, I said this actually right before the trip, right before I left, I might be done with Apex. What? Because I got, you do. Because I got all the achievements,

because I'm lame and I play on the Xbox. I got all the achievements in Apex. I hit level 50. Actually, the hardest one to get was there's an achievement on the Xbox. And if you play PlayStation, tell me if this is trophy, you have to equip a legendary helmet and a legendary body shield, the gold level. You have to build at the same time, that's achievement.

And that's just a kind of random, usually towards the end game, I thought, for sure, I'm going to run into a gold helmet and gold armor. Yeah, you have to stay alive. Yeah, well this was literally like, I was in a duo with somebody else. I started the match where I only had two people in my squad. And we made it all the way through the end. And I remember as a Bangalore, we were up against,

and we were in a house. And the Bangalore was running on the outside and I found one of their squad members that we killed, their box was gold. And he had mentioned earlier, he didn't have that achievement either, and I found a gold helmet and a gold body shield. And I go, oh dude, I found him. And I got it, you do want to take it?

Take off your armor, I'll give it a shot. Put him on and then you got him. And he's like, I'm not sure this is the best time for that right now. Because we're about to win the game. I'm like, yeah, but this achievement's going to last forever. And then he gets killed by the Bangalore.

I killed the Bangalore and we win. I'm like, sorry, dude, he goes, I heard him like a glass and go, I should've taken the armor. You live with her, get. So I haven't played Apex since I've been back. Should I get back in? Have they done anything new yet besides like, What's Firestorm?

What's Firestorm? Is that new character? You want any game? Is it all this Firestorm, a different game? You guys have a conversation, yeah. I know. Firestorms like Battlefield. What's that?

Firestorms, the battlefield, Battle Royale. Oh, OK. We're good. But I've noticed that I've been seeing more videos lately that really rare animations are coming up in Apex Legends. Like, they seem to do more stuff around race in particular where... Gee, I wonder why.

Well, why? I don't know. This is like the most popular character in the game. Is race the most popular? Yeah, I'd ever say. Like, I would have picked... I would have thought, yeah, I guess so. I guess race is pretty popular. I would have said maybe...

Lifeline is what? I'm a lifeline, man. Yeah, lifelines, I think, is really popular one, but it's really kind of the only support class. Where you have pathfinder, pathfinder is really, I don't feel like you're making zip lines for people every now and then. It doesn't feel like you're really supporting that much. Yeah, were you in the office of the day when they had the voice actresses come through? No!

Yeah. Seriously. Yeah. What's characters? So, Millie, she's the voice for Lifeline. Yeah? She came through with Victoria Atkin, and so we gave him a tour of his retreat, but Millie actually already works with her retreat.

She's a voice in Ruby. Yeah, goddamn. No, I missed that. She busted out the Lifeline voice, and a Fiona from a chief 100, like melted down. It was amazing. Well, it's crazy. you're just like giving the tour and then I'm just working. And you're like, and this is Chad, I'm like, hi,

you know, and then just like, oh, you weren't town for this stuff? And like, she's like, oh, hi, I'm Victoria Acton. And I'm like, oh, I've heard of you. And then, uh, Melah. Melah was just, she's super cool. And then so much, she's like, oh, you know what you're doing?

I was like, you guys in town for South by. She was doing Fortnite, I was doing Apex, panel, I was like, oh, cool. She's like, yeah, voice for Apex. I's like, oh yeah, I was like, you get some time for South by. So, oh yeah, she was doing Fortnite Panels and Apex Panels, like, oh cool, she's like, yeah, voice for Apex, I'm like, oh great, and she's like, I got a birthday present for ya. And I was like, oh, shit, I'm alive, I'm in! Like, I'm like, oh, super happy, real quick, it was great.

I like this story because it sounds like you're totally disinterested in admitting them, otherwise, you're like, yeah, whatever. Well, it's just like, I'm just working. And then just, I'm just, we're outing around my office. I'm like, yeah, whatever. Well, it's just like, I'm just working. And then just shouting around my office. You did accidentally camp out outside of Chad's office door. Yeah, you did, but you didn't introduce me until I stood up

and be like, what are you doing outside my office? I'm sorry. I have a thing where I'm bad at introducing people because just something in the back of my mind tells me that everyone already knows each other, and I'm the only one who didn't know everybody I'm sorry. We know everyone. That's okay. Well now I feel sad stop. I thought you're gonna keep going I don't know what it is like I'll walk him I'd be like uh, yeah

So you know, and then there's a bunch of people and they're like yeah, I'm so and so they introduce each other and I'm like I got a bit to a mall sort of the point with Apex where it's like stuff that annoys me in the game is really starting to annoy me. Like the big thing is now is I would think players would get better about this as time went on, but now it's a thing where as soon as somebody gets down, they immediately just quit the game, which is like, that's exactly the opposite of how.

That's when you shine. Apex is supposed to work, especially his lifeline, right? I mean, even now it's like, they don't even get eliminated. They get just downed and then they immediately quit. You gotta play with friends. Yeah, or, yeah, right, because I play with randoms and it's like you're diving in and then one person goes, I just wanna go a totally different place than you guys

and I'm just gonna go off by myself. And it's like, it's like one in three shot it feels like I'm getting that. You're on console? No, they do that on PC I'm getting that. Yo, man, console? No, they do that on PC2, though, man. A lot of people will bounce really early. But, man, Bern, you are such a stickler. And I do do this, but Bernie's so used to being downed initially

that he's like, you gotta mark them. You have to mark them immediately. He's like, this is where I excel. Oh, you mean when you're down, like, you gotta mark them. You have to mark them immediately. He's like, this is where I excel. Oh, you mean when you're down, that you're marked it? You have to mark where they're at when you're down, when you're marked. I mean, that's your job.

In fact, it's like, if I'm shooting, like, taking, trying to take down a squad, and there's a person crawling around, I know they're marking me the whole time. Like, they're just saying, here he is, here he is. So it's like, I'm looking, looking, looking, and going, bang, bang, bang, bang, and trying to shoot the person. That's actually one of my favorite parts of here he is. So it's like, I'm looking, looking, looking, I go, bang, bang, bang, bang, I'm trying to shoot the person.

That's actually one of my favorite parts of that game is when someone is downed and they have that shield. That's like a cat and mouse game of like trying to kill them. I usually just now use thermal grenades for that. I just lost a thermal. I'm not on the bottom. Yeah, exactly. Insult to injury.

Although I do like the finishers in that too. Like I've unlocked some of the, I've unlocked, that I had to unlock or at least go into the trackers to see for Xbox. Why I don't have a main is because one of the achievements is get 5,000 damage with all eight of the current legends. Are they gonna put new ones out? Anybody know?

Soon. Hot things out? Fuck, now I gotta go play, fuck you all. I was actually about to tell you that. Yes, totally. What did you figure out part about Ocking? Um... He runs fast. He runs fast.

He runs fast. Like, he's in the big bang theory. Does he actually run fast or does he really slip? And he gives a great jerk off. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. But if he had to choose one of the apex-legical characters, I would pick Gibraltar for the rest. He's got an arm shield for a reason.

I think we've got to go to the fore to block stuff. Eric, do you need me to read this ad? All right, good. Micah did a good enough job reading it, right? Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Any other topic? somebody wants the shout out. We only have like five minutes left.

There's so much stuff I want to cover. Did you guys see Alex Jones' public freak out in Austin? No. It was pretty dope. Okay. He was in Lucy's fried chicken. Which is a local fried chicken place. It's a North Austin.

Yeah, and he freaked out. What did you say? Fuck that guy. Fuck you! Oh! Fuck you! How about you, fuck you? Fuck it, Liv Tard.

It was, he was unbelievable. He was like off the rails. He was red as a beat. Eric, somebody die over there. Eric, what did you do? Liv Tard was just a joke. Oh, sorry, everybody. But, yeah, he was having this like,

utter freak out. And like, he was having this like utter freak out. And like, it's kind of like the worst part of being in America these days, which is just a bunch of people with their phones out, all pointing at each other and all screaming at each other, including Alex Jones himself. He just has his phone, he's recording and yelling at everybody.

And it's just like, it's a fucking scene. That being said, it was pretty, I watched the whole thing. It was pretty. I like the whole thing. It was pretty. I like the idea that nobody, that person didn't know what that video was about. So you're just yelling at them with your phone out, calling them a fucking lib tour. Well, they said fuck that guy.

I'm sure you've seen the video. Were you one of the people who see yelling at them? Because they did pay an over to those people eventually. And it just looked like a bunch of people that would be on like an internet lane group and then they all came out to meet somewhere. They totally looked like everyone else I've ever met on the internet.

They're like, fuck you, Alex Jones. And apparently he got really pissed off about it. You guys see it, though. During, during South by, like, we almost got into a bar fight. Who's we? It was me, we could daughter in Dave Vettings. We were bar fight adjacent. And we were hanging out at the South

Bay, so we were hit a couple bars. And then these bouncers were tossing some people. And they weren't very happy about it, naturally. And then this one girl comes up. And she was real mad about her friend getting bounced and she starts like screaming at these bouncers And then we've got like bouncer a and bouncer b Bouncer a is like suit were like jacked like ready to go and he's just like being pretty stoic like You gotta go you gotta go bouncer b is like super scrawny and he's like fuck you bitch and I'm like

I was like that's that's not how you de-escalated situation. Like, especially when alcohol's involved. And he's like, get the fuck out, bitch! And I'm just like, ooh, no! What are you calling bitch? My girlfriend's gonna call her hands up! Yes, you piece of shit! Pretty much.

Yeah. Yes! Yes! Yes! All right. It was me. So right after that, exactly verbatim, she pushes one and hits the other.

Why not, I'm like, oh god, I'm about to watch this dude hit this chick. And instead, they were just saying, squirting her out and the other guy was not, he was just kidding. That's what they're talking about! Screaming! But then they take her out and I'm like,

okay, everything's cool. And one of the bouts that came up and he's just like, hey guys, I'm sorry about that. We're like, oh it's all good. He's like, let me buy y'all shots and I'm like, okay, everything's cool. And one of the bouncer came up and he's just like, hey guys, I'm sorry about that. And we're like, oh, it's all good. And he's like, let me buy you all shots. I'm like, all right. So he does that, we have fun.

And then we're leaving. And this girl is outside, now with her friends who had gotten bouts. I brought my pussy back in the old Kiko ASBIT. Yeah. Exactly. I speak! Yeah. Exactly. I speak drug girl. Yes.

And she is screaming about how she wants to see their manager. I want to see your manager. And my friend David had an ex-husband for his teeth. He's like, he likes to try and resolve conflicts. He's a social butterfly. And he's like, there's the dumbest thing ever. And that's the steps himself in between this girl and the dude that she's yelling at. And he's like, there's the dumbest thing ever, and that's the steps himself in between this girl and the dude that she's yelling at,

and he's like, terrible idea. He's like, hey, it's okay, why don't you go home, and she just fucking hits him in the mound. Right? This girl's a menace, right? I mean, to like, the drunk girl that sounds like calm down. Right, yeah. And so he's like, what, he goes back,

and then her friend, because I start walking up, he like gets up in my face, and he's like, calm down. Right. Yeah. And so he's like, whoo, he goes back. And then her friend, because I start walking up, he gets up in my face. And he's like, what do you want to do? Like, he's got this, and I'm like, whoa, dude. Like, I'm just, I'm going to get my drunk friend. And like, I recommend you get your drunk friend. And he's just like, he's up in my face.

And he's like, the bouncer? No, this is like the dude who got bounced earlier. Oh, OK. And like, he's just trying to start some shit. And I'm just like, hey, listen. Probably he's afraid to fight the girl. He's riding easier. He can take my head glitching out on the eye.

He can't see. This dude looks a lot easier to fight than that girl. If you're ever in the scenario, like, don't, don't escalate it. You just gotta just be like, hey, listen. I'm not trying to do anything. My friend was trying to help, clearly he made a poor decision. I'm just trying to do anything. My friend was trying to help. Clearly, he made a poor decision. I'm just gonna get him.

He's been drinking. You guys been drinking? Yeah, I thought so. Cool. I'm gonna get him. And we're gonna go. And I recommend you guys do the same. But if you don't, that's on you.

Have a good night. And I got David the hell out of there. That's a lot of words to get out in short, like it's such a short period of time. Oh yeah. I mean, that's what you got. That's what you got. The disarming stances.

Like, eh, eh, eh, not trying it. I'm not trying to do shit. Where's the girl that's in your shoulder? But all of those people are feeling you, shielding yourself. Yeah, or like some smaller, intimidating. I'm not trying to hurt no other. I'm just a little bit.

Yeah. How much would it cost for you to go do the drunk girl impression right now in six street after this? I go to a bio-interim, be like, I'm like, yo, let me in this bio. You got you bounce me if half an hour ago, you probably don't remember because you're drunk.

I left it your drunk girl. I left it your drunk girl is basically Elise Williams. No, apparently I didn't know this but like my go-to improv character is someone smoking. She does. You talk about what you apparently is Elise's character from, Twisted Cred's, I had no idea. But then, oh, that's a great impression Barbara's doing, and I was like, what? She always does it like this, and then she does the tap, tap, tap.

Like, she's got one of those things I've before. Ye old Madame, like, stems. All right, you don't know how to talk about it, all right? I'm gonna bring my drug friend who we're gonna stop you, I guess. All right, lighting around the stuff I wanted to talk about. Major Nelson, if you guys saw him, he released the email that I wrote him when I asked him to come to my massage with me. Yeah, he actually put out the email on Twitter that I sent him or that Siri fucking bitch sent him to do it. And it was just like, maybe relive all that stuff again.

And then of course, everyone I know, Microsoft is like retweeting this story because they just made it hard to do it. And it just made me relive all that stuff again. And then of course everyone I know, Microsoft is like retweeting this story because they just made it hard to say about it. That was fucking terrible. I learned, I remembered actually on this trip we had salt and pepper shakers and I was like, salt thing, something and over salted it. And I remembered something, I don't know if I ever talked about this before in the podcast. When I was a kid, I thought that salt and pepper were opposites. So, I thought they... I can see it right now. I thought they canceled each other out. So, if I over-salted up something, I just put a bunch of pepper in.

And then it would be too peppery and I put more salt in. And my mom... This one's the void. my mom would put more. This one's the void. My mom would watch us talk to us. It's the other one. We're baby, that's way too much salt. And pepper, and I'd be eating my macarons.

Jesus, it would sound like I was eating sand. It'd be like crunks. So, and I was always so mad at myself for getting the mixture wrong, but I was just constantly going up, up, up, up, trying to balance everything out. So, it's, it was a pretty going up, up, up, up, trying to balance everything out. So it's, it was a pretty stupid kid, actually. You might, look, I've heard this story.

I'm a little bit worried. I love that this was on your notes. It's all about that. Yeah, right there. And remember that. And so this is what you're in store for, Ashley. You're going to have a child that does stupid things like that.

And boils down. I know about you thinking the zombies were real. I know about you allowing potentially even encouraging your brother to hit you with a rubber mallet. Yeah. Because how could that hurt its rubber? Think of loony tunes. They got all their knowledge from loony tunes. You know the story about on a rubber mallet. Yeah. Yup. Because how could that hurt its rubber? Think of looney tunes. They got all their knowledge from looney tunes.

You know the story about onto rubber mallet and like, surely, Acne will save me. Do you know the story about when I was a kid and I tried to invent a napalm and tried to make it at home? What? Yeah. OK, they know. I remember you inventing napalm.

You know what we did find out about tonight though? And that's the you store eyeliner and I'm like, yeah so I have a question about that we were talking about it before started and immediately said wait stop I think we need to discuss this more in depth you what about so I grew up in a period of in the 80s which was called the new wave. And new wave was. Floc of seagulls was a big part of that. So I had the picture. I've had it for years. But you got wearing eyeliner.

You just said you took it off for that picture. No, because they made me take off my eyeliner for picture day. But for real? Bernie, you know we have. But I got this hair. This floc of seag is like, bush hair. Yeah, really? Yeah, there we go.

Thanks Chad for representing today. But yeah, I used to wear eyeliner. We would go, there was a shitty little club that would let, it was like an under 18 dance club. I, what person would ever open a venue like that? Oh, no, the existed. It was like one of the only types of clubs in Utah. Like a joker.

Right, yeah. I heard a lot about them. And we would go that we would slam dance. And damn dance. Yeah, we would slam dance to the bangles. LAUGHTER Jesus Christ. LAUGHTER

And I would wear eyeliner at that. And I started wearing eyeliner at school, and I would get in trouble for it, because it's really weird now. It's like, we couldn't wear shorts to school. This was in Texas. It was fucking hot. It was gonna wear a short school, and I couldn't grow a beard. So thank God they made a law,

or made a rule that a lot. Guys can't have facial hair. Like, we had a play where one of our guys had to grow a beard, and he could, because in high school, because he was one of these pu had to grow a beard and he could because in high school because he was one of these puberty cases and he's probably pretty now but he could grow a beard in high school and he got to grow a beard and it was like the

biggest deal to everybody else that this guy had permission to grow a beard and you couldn't wear your eyeliner and I couldn't wear my eyeliner yeah you know, we do have a makeup artist here. Ooh. You wanna... I work. Oh, I work. Oh, I work. Oh, I work. I work.

I work for a post show. What a great thing for the post show you're gonna have Aaron put eyeliner on me. Actually, though, to be clear. And I might have sent this up ahead of time. I did this once before where Ellie came out and she had smokey eyes. She said she was specifically dressed for her show tonight,

but last time she was on, or one of the first times she was on the podcast, she had that same smokey eyes shadow. And I saw her in the chair, and as soon as she walked out of the room, I said to either Erin or Anna. Yeah, Erin, I said, give me the exact same eyes that you gave to.

And so on this podcast, I've worn like eyeliner and eyeshadow, which was not part of my routine in high school at famed city but hey I want to thank you all for coming out live edition of the Rooster Podcast thank you all for joining us at home as always and thanks to all of our sponsors bye everybody Bye everybody! Do you like apples? Alright, example. Together in Trempit hosts... Characans, Characans are free to deal with nothing to do with this podcast.

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