Rooster Teeth Podcast - Michael and the First Aid Squad - #350

Episode Date: November 17, 2015

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real fast. So what's not crazy that the four of us are together. I'm really having a podcast. Go ahead. Gavin, Michael and Bernie, you know, I really missed introducing myself twice. I really don't know why I ever stopped doing that. Why do you don't really start sweet? I don't know. It's just it just felt weird. But at 350 podcasts, I can't believe it. That's almost seven years worth of podcast. I didn't think we'd get this far. How many? Did you really been that long? Yeah.

I didn't close your three-decade joke. You made what? 325 podcasts ago, man. Can't take it to go. Hey, you made it joke two decades ago. It's sad when jokes become real. Let you remember when you put that... What? It's like comedy and tragedy.

It's like things are funny and then it becomes real and then it's... I thought of a crying clown when he said that. Do you remember when you put that joke in RVB about doc updating his blog And then we ended up with journals on the site and we would always update our blogs Yeah, or like if we have to do some joke that's way far forward It's like it always eventually pays off that way. You know like we're we're coming up now in 15 years as a company 15 years That's crazy. How's it? 15. Oh, it is. Yeah, 15 years. Well, it's a passage of time.

It's right around the corner, man. Mental. Yeah, and we're already outgrown stage five. Yeah. I feel like we just got here. I tell you guys, we can't be. But our career is a facilities planter's long gone. It's like we moved to the Buda.

I thought we were going to have enough people for that. We were there five. What, we were there? Now we are there little bit little bit we were there about three years in Buda for I In Buda then we moved to Congress and we were there two years we did the six or six a studio down south That was that's what you guys first both started working was the studio down south. I barely remember that place What yeah, you can't true to what you said. All of your stuff. You walked out and you never fucking back. You never looked back. I'm the same way. Like one consistent thing we've kept for a while now is the mural that we have. You have up here at stage five. But yeah, we're already got growing to

stage five. Remember, Chief and Hunter when everybody Ryan wasn't even in the office. His little couch. Yeah, he had his little couch and everybody was slammed in there and everybody smelled like shit. Remember Ryan he had his little couch and everybody was slammed in there and everybody smelled like shit I remember Ryan remember with friends. I'm surprised I'm doing the podcast. Yeah That's the ability I can't warned you about that part Well poor Ryan man, who saw that coming? The crazy thing was we really first moved into stage five Gavin had his own office remember that. Oh, yeah, Jack was like

Eventually, yep, that just went away. my bruh bruh bruh and eventually yep That just went away. I barely even moved into that place and get and get was back in the corner before you knew it Can't help it can't be helped. I had an office do now. I'm fucking back You're gonna have it for so long. I did the back to the conference room. No, you get bored enough budget cuts get out Remember vine so long. I did. The back of the conference room. Now you get bored enough. Budget cuts. Get out. Do you remember Vine? Vine. Yeah. I think I've got 200 podcasts or else saying I'm finally going to get off to it. Make another, make another commitment. Now I'm going to get off of it. For two decades now you've been proclaiming it. Yeah. I'm done. I'm off of it. It's over. One of my favorite podcast moments was when you were explaining

this term selfie to us. Yeah. Have you ever heard of a picture of yourself being referred to as a selfie? And we're just like, no, what? Selfie. Selfie. You like that's the stupidest term I've ever heard in my life. And I said, and everybody, because I'd gone down to Australia and everybody on Australia called them selfies. Yeah. But you know what I can't figure out now. What did we call them before that pictures of yourself photos of your face from facing. Foto's. Glamour shots. What do you say climbers shots? Glamour shots. Glamour shots. And you know what it was weird about that conversation too is that if you listen to me, I'm talking about I was down in Australia and I met somebody and they called pictures

of yourself as selfie. And do you guys do that? Do you guys call them selfies? That person was Ashley. Who? At Moose. Ashley? I don't know why I went out the day.

I think weird things sometimes. The other day I was driving down the road. I was driving down 35. And I started thinking, what if a tyrannosaurus tried to take a selfie of itself? Like, what? Why could it go short little arms? I was like, I never do itannosaurus tried to take a selfie of itself? Like, what the fuck? Like, no short little arms. I was like, I never do it.

Like a Tyrannosaurus is like that phone, tried to take a picture of itself, would be like the dumbest thing in the world. Like, you just get its chest. And like, we're like the bottom of its chin. And that's it. And you say my brain's wet. I start laughing.

Like, I'm driving down the car by myself, laughing like a movie chick, trying to imagine a Tyrannosaurus taking a selfie. I think the funny or even imagine like, because you said you were driving, imagine a Tyrannosaurus's selfie. I think the funny or even imagine like, because you said you were driving, imagine a Tyrannosaurus' car. The steering wheel will be like, I'm like,

I'm like, you're driving. You can have like a bull down windshield for its fucking nose. He could probably take dick pics still though. Like, That probably, it's a good angle. One down.

I don't know how large dinosaurs were. They were packing. Were they? Yeah, oh yeah. You know what's great, here's another crazy thing to about. When we first moved into this office at the stage five, i don't know how large dinosaurs were they were packing the were they you know it's great you know it's a crazy thing about when we first moved into this office at the stage five i was the only person at the company who had an electric car yeah my corner turned fast right is that right

yeah i think so it was yeah is me yeah but we had a bunch of uh... preesses but they didn't really come up with a couple of what's gas it ten dollars a gallon all that's were off it was i mean it was just like everyone over night to switch to electric happens and the gas is based on electric right that's what we draw down our great now draw down our presence in the middle east with our military forces so who is who wins planet earth when uh... all the fuel is done

next year and it's all sun wind and water and all that well the Navy still the Navy. Who wins which country is best prepared for that outcome? The Navy's been working on the program to turn sea water into electricity for a long time like to fuel their own ships. And if that can get to the point where it's usable by everybody, then that'll be fucking amazing. Is it windia in space ships? What's that? Is it windia in the sky?

Yes, it is. So why don't they just put? Here we go. It's really hot. Here we go. It's the thing we always deal with where does the cost of making it offset the energy that it will create in its lifetime? So you mean like a five mile tall windmill? Yeah, like how how well what altitude does the jet stream run? Is that like? Is it a number of jet stream? What's that? How fast is a jet stream? It's a? Is it a virus? Is it a jet stream? What's that? How fast is a jet stream? It's a couple hundred miles an hour isn't it? Just bomb a bunch of turbines in it. It'll be brilliant.

Well, because it's got to be a significant speed because it affects their travel. You know, when you're flying east, you go much faster than when you go west. Look it up. Check this out, look it up for the podcast. Your old iPhone? Yeah. I forgot when they were that tiny. It's like a five. I bet it's funny.

You look at the box. We're in the out. No, we always just say how late they'd reach the perfect size and it'd be stupid. And when Samsung started making bigger phones, it was done and everything went away. It was like the first time Samsung set a trend for Apple. Kind of.

Bigger screens. Because when Apple made the iPhone, there was that picture of all the other phones before iPhones and then all the phones after iPhones. Yeah, pretty much. I used my old phone and the battery died. That was that picture of all the other phones before iPhones and then all the phones after iPhones. Yeah It's my old phone and the battery died How did you break that one? What's that? Are you see he's gonna bring the story up to the day I die so Gavin when we're using iPhones Gavin would always say don't

Put a case on it because we spit look they spent so much money trying to get his smooth voice a little and he said don't put a case on it because it'll make it sure to go I'm so sick of fucking breaking phones I'm gonna put a case on my phone and I even had the case with the credit cards in it so one time it might have been it might have been when we, we were at the end of the old studio. Yeah, right at the end. Right at the end. Yeah, because that's when I switched over. I had to buy a 5S right before the fucking generation ran out and I was so pissed about it.

But my case had gotten so fucked up and then I went to go switch the cases and when I went to switch the cases, I dropped my phone and shattered it. Awesome. Did you just like picture Gavin in your head smiling and laughing? How I've taken it right away. You got to own that shit. How I'm fucking pissed for you. Where were you? Like what was the environment? Was there anyone around with you screaming or was it like silent rage? Yeah, I was a girl from what's around and she was like you know when you're like that mad. Yeah. Rage. I was she was around and I was like so like that she was apologized

And I was like he's just me being a baby Nothing to do with you. She's like, I know, but I'm just sorry Really ridiculous. I'll say like that's even a real life thing You know like you broke your phone. Oh, no, I that's actually gonna cost you money and it it's like that sucks whatever that's what plagues me yeah a two second mistake that's gonna cost me for one of us that sucks and i get the you know girlfriend saying oh that's that's terrible what fucking drives me nuts is especially with Lindsey and she did this a lot when we were first dating i'd be playing video games and i tend to yell at them you know i die It's like motherfucker and then you move on whatever be doing my whole life. I'll be playing and I'm just like fuck and then she comes in She's like I am I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm like shut up

I'm sorry died and it just like makes me feel like more of a fucking loser I'm just like get the fuck out of here. It's like it's like heckling. It's not like heckling But it's like I'm sorry suck. I'm sorry. It's like I'll beat it just let me alone. It's weird to hear him yell Isn't it yeah, you should be like a you're like a whole angry persona before marriage is really melody out I always miss the Jones. She's all right. Yeah, you know, you know, you know fucking screaming I don't yell it. I still say it. How's the dog dogs? All right. How's Taylor? Not named Taylor I

Got the day you die you can refer to the dog's Taylor. It's like we get referred to your cat is low He tries everybody's he tried to get us to name our kid that may or may not be on the way soon Taylor I said it's not happening He tried to get the dog he offered I don't even remember what that was like two, three years ago. It was almost as old as the Taylor Jones joke. I can't remember what you offered at the time, like five or ten grand. And then a dog came around. No five grand came around, but Gavin just decided to call him Taylor for free. So you did not buy the right to that dog, Gavin. You did say money that you got to pay to play. Okay. It's Taylor Jones. It's not Taylor Jones. Every fucking time he comes over, hey, I'm gonna pay to play okay. I'm gonna pay to play okay. I'm gonna pay to play okay. I'm gonna pay to play okay. I'm gonna pay to play okay.

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And it took me about a good 10 minutes to figure out why the mother nature right? Yeah, it's crazy The animal instincts I looked it up the jet stream runs at a hundred miles an hour Altitudes are 23 to 39,000 feet Okay, how many miles is that? four to eight more or less? Can I ask you a question? You looked it up and my phone died. This reminds me how is it possible? We are an internet company. We're going on we have 350 podcasts. We're getting close to 15-year milestone which nobody has hit How is possible we still have shitty internet

in this office? Because you used to run this all the time, and we still have fucking shitty internet. I'm really just be excited when a Google Fiber was announced. You know what I remember that? I think the 7,000 employees may have something to do with it. Yeah.

It's too bad the fuck government broke up Google. Well, you know, Google only got their fiber product like 12 houses. It's still a launch, right? Right. What? You bet Google only got their fiber product like 12 houses. It's still a lot, right? We go and go to somebody's house and use the internet. Yeah, the internet in my house is still faster than the internet. The fuck. You're a fucking idiot.

Remember when I was excited about fiber? Yeah, now I've got wireless fucking 10 gig internet. You got fiberless. So after stage five, we were going back to your spare bedroom where the Google fiber is. That's, really, that's what I was going. That's great. That's where we're going. Is that bedroom still exist somewhere?

Is blowing up. That house is there. I go by that house occasionally. Do you ever look through the windows and see who's living there? No, what are you doing? Let me tell you something. You sell a house.

You want to be done with those people. That's fucking weird. And I mean, they do it in movies sometimes, but I've seen it in real life, like documentaries or whatever and shit like that. Like there'll be some sort of like, either like a famous person, or maybe there's something like traumatic, or something crazy happened,

but when people go back to their old houses, like 10, 20 years later, and there's not gonna door, and say, hey, who's the live here? Can I come in? That's fucking weird, don't do that. That happens all the time. You don't fucking live there anymore, fuck off! It's so weird.

If someone knocked on my door and asked me to go into my house, I'd be like, fuck no, who the fuck are you? Get the hell out of here. I had a weird thing once I went out first, when I moved into my house, uh, uh, downtown, where the guy that guy who built the pool came back and he wanted to measure it, because he wanted to build the same kind of pool. I was like, hey, I don't know, I'm think so. Like the back yard was a mess, so it was easy for me to push him off. Well, he didn't let him. What? He didn't let him do it. Now, because the back yard was never met, so I made him come back later.

Who wasn't you?. You what if it was I'm gonna take a picture of it for his website or something You should have done it while he was there. Yeah, I know right what I also like I got it was a little I don't know we wasn't talking about spaceships or Don't know about it. Bill. He's a patient. No fucking heads or nobody is serious thinking about my fucking house Dude is my house you been in my house, right? Yeah. So it's like, I got that part in the front. And then it's got, you know the little step that everybody the fuck a trip's on when they go up into the kitchen.

Yeah. That's because the whole house is an extension. The whole house needs to be like this little square. Yeah. Like, no, there was a cabin. And apparently the realtor told me that it was the only thing that was out there at the time. It was like one of the first houses that was built there because it was hunting cabin.

And then the whole neighborhood was developed around it. And then he showed me a picture here. Here's like the oldest picture house. It was the house of built in 1934. And he showed me the picture for the house. And I was like, cool, and I looked at it. It's a black and white square photo, super thick photo like old school. And it's like snow on the ground, which he never fucking snow is an Austin back then, though, yeah, before global warming. Yeah, it's the house. It's a house like super old and super creepy and to top it off There's a fucking kid standing there in front of the house

Kids in my fucking dreams You're just leasing the house when the kids go. Pretty much. It was like my parents house was built in the early 20th century. I think it was like 1910 or something like that. And my mother was on the first aid squad. And they had like, you know, they had like, you said first aid squad. First aid squad.

Did they have like, you know, a uniform? What the hell is the first aid squad? When you call 911, that's who shows up at the paramedics yeah paramedics I can't hear you must talk about this as a team manager squad it sounds like something you're doing in in the car for a day no like EMS recovery position okay yeah see emergency medical technicians okay okay anyway I thought he said first date squad nope they're the people that you know

make sure you don't die do you have the common position in this country? What? What is that? If someone's bullied on the road or something, you're gonna put them in a position that is... What do you do? Just grab their neck and shake it. Is that what you do? Here's where I do my find somebody bullied. Yeah. I clear their airway. That's it. How do you leave them? If it's say there's a three people... I don't know. There's so much time to marry.

There's supposed to be laid flat and don't fuck with their name. Yeah, open their go up there. You lie on that side. I think that's like nothing. No reason. That's for drunk people. No, it's because of the trash.

Or I mean, it's an airway. It's an airway. Covered position where? It's a diabetic. Open the air. Okay, you know, rest the head on the hand and then like put one of that legs like this. That's fucking me.

You take off not true at all think I'm not true at all. That's not true at all. You tickle the asshole. Anyway, anyway. I don't know, you're the one making shit up. The fucking- I don't know the idea of going on the road and I see a body on the road and I see a picture. It's like, oh he's fine.

Yeah, he was a mullard. Now he's in the recovery position. Somebody take care of that dude. But anyway, there was people involved in the in the first day squad for like 50 years And it's all like like generation shit like my father's father father was here So family squad. No, it's kind of how works anything with the fire departments It's it goes to the family first. It's fucking hard to like get old school. He's coached. Yeah, those are good gigs Yeah, so it's absolutely true. So anyway

Somebody comes up to us one day and they're like I found this article about your house It's your address where you live like to my mother and they gave it to her and it's from like 1924 something For the guy that hung himself in our basement And they actually like had they like printed out the newspaper clipping and gave it to us and my mother loving ghost stories and shit like that It's like that's amazing and she puts a fucking magnet on it and puts it on the Frames like next year art broad That point did she like get a dummy and hang it in the basement and like put that in his article next to it like this is where it happened Put a sign out front 50 cents the beam still that he hung himself. I don't know. I don't know the exact beam

Oh, it was kind of odd though because our basement ceiling is like five brain tall like you like you so People people were sure you're there. I was annoyed. That's what the beam was there. What would that do to you again? Why'd you ask that question? What if the beam was there? Because it said, on an object, that killed someone. Well, the rope killed him, actually.

We got to tie the rope to something. Right, but it's still... The rope still killed him. The beam didn't strangle me back. I was annoyed when I went back to my old house. During what I did, the... the giant balloon slow-mo. Yeah, I Stood up right when I moved I still on that spot and took a picture I was like oh the last time I stand here. I went back like three weeks later to get something and

And uh they cut the tree down that I jumped out of like the new you know It's just like a blitter at it. So it doesn't look anything the same now I wanted you to go back there like 20 years and then I know you But you didn't give a shit when we moved out of the of the old 636 dude like I'm never going back This is counterintuitive to the Gavin free methodology. Yeah, it's cool. It's like a spot It's like a famous and the consistency you're moving out of there and you you were tweeting about it Is that the word tweeting about it at the time? It's the word you were trying to forgot it you were talking about it. Is that the word tweeting about it at the time? That's the word. You were talking about it. And I messaged you and I gave you a little like,

okay, everything's gonna be okay. I thought you would take it in the piss. He said I was taking the piss and he comes back at me with like, yeah, whatever pansy. You were like, he's hard. And here you are, you actually feel bad. You're fucking sentimental about it. And you always say you're never sentimental about that shit. I was like, oh, I can't stand by that in 20 years.

But no, you were at the like the latest little sentence. It was like a home is a house is only a home. People will send me like their own boy mockups of that. It's the only fan art again that's cross stitch. It's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh So you don't you so you'll say you a genuinely Serious about that message. I was Now it's probably on that phone

Years and years later because now I felt that we actually did feel bad I first thought you were like I'll get out of here. Okay, loser So you did the right thing maybe you comforted him so much that he was okay with it I'm so I'm glad they cut that tree down now nobody else can jump out of that tree and start a water balloon and get what what are you up to now? 125 million views. It's yeah, that's insane exactly right No, it's not that many you have more you have more views on that one video Then people watch the mash finale which is like the biggest view What a side fell I saw if they don't fell wasn't a big deal. Yeah, I think Mashes has always held the record for the largest.

What is? What was it? It was a captive audience because back then there was only three network channels. And that was it. There was no cable TV or anything like that. Or super cable. Or super-duper cable or fiberless cable. Yeah, so the Mesh finale got like 120 million viewers. They were fewer people in the country really watching it one time Yeah, wow you can look it up. That's what you can look it up. See what the mash finale and all the fill flooded the market

That's like one third of the population of the country at the time maybe Yeah, I was a population's what like eight billion though eight billion in America in the United States in the world Yeah, eight billion eight billion in America United States in the world. Yeah, eight billion in the world When I was born it was four point something million. That's great. You know, you know what did I say he said million whoops That was more how old are you the estimate the estimate at the time of Jesus like zero AD basically That it was 250 million people in the world holy shit. Yeah That it was 250 million people in the world holy shit. Yeah Was 83.3 million

Over a hundred million that that's what I see here, okay, I'm almost a million boom. Well, I stand corrected. I'm almost Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's gonna happen? What's gonna happen? You're almost 30 your hair start finally starting to thin Long do you think you can have it for that's not receiving. No, yeah, is it it's not nearly as Rebus it is full that it was like Rosalie even since like you started in your early 20s You have that big bulb spot in the back of your head. Yeah, I feel like that's just gonna get bigger What do you got? Like a ball his hair got mullered

I feel like at the well. It's the word. It's just fun Let's work it's ball. Is that where you hit your head when you went blind temporarily? No, I sleep. Rotten the bat. How do I sleep? I sleep. Face down.

I sleep like Superman. I want to place down under the pillow. That's weird. Is that weird? How did you get mushed down? He whacked it. So you sleep with one arm up. Do you have to sleep in the middle of your bed

in order to have room for your arm? No. Well, then how do you not like touching the headboard? The thing is that you're not touching the headboard at all. I don't have a headboard. Still my favorite hat for the Gavin has. He says no ridiculous. You asked Clearing for I guess, no.

Where would you give him for that? Yeah, and I don't know about you guys. I put my head on the pillow. It's the end of the bed. Right above my head, the headboard. Yeah, that's the way you do it. I don't have a hole for my hand. Okay, go through. What is the point of a headboard it's nice it's fancy

yeah but what's the what's it do it separates you from the wall damn there you go wall separation it's important I guess yeah that way if there's a bug crawling on the wall it doesn't crawl on you headboard it gets on the back of the headboard there really is not much point I mean what else do you the point the boards are here you need to accept it and move on it doesn't crawl on you. Headboard, we get some of the back of the headboard. There really is not much point. I mean, what else do you do with the bed? The point is, headboards are here. You need to accept it and move on with the bed. I don't know how, I don't know.

I don't know, I don't know. I know, but you had a mattress on a floor of like five years. So like, who the fuck's gonna, they get furnishing advice from Gavin? I'm gonna guess it evolved from the four poster bed. Is that four posts bed? Yeah.

Where they had the posts going up and a little canopy over the top And then people couldn't afford that so they just had to kind of fake it a little bit They had the headboard and then it just evolved into what we have today. Was that your guess? That's my guess. It's not like a good guess. I believe it. I would it's like the ties, isn't it? I and I realized how creepy it is me saying this but I would like to sleep in something that's got like a lid on it Like I like to I'm a hyperbaric chamber. I'm fucking is that me? I realize it me saying that, but I would like to sleep in something that's got like a lid on it. Like, I'd like to. Or is that me? Like a hyperbaric chamber? What the fuck does that mean?

I realize it. Me saying that's a little creepy. When it comes to sleeping, I'm the opposite of claustrophobic. I love being just like smushed up. I agree with you. What was that, Gus? Like a hyperbaric chamber like Michael Jackson in the 80s? Something like that.

Like that kind of thing. That'd be, that'd be comfortable. But what do they have those things? There's like a, what do they call? Like those, those things, they have them at the mall you can get inside them Dipping dots. It's like nope No, those go inside you it's like a fucking sleep container like you get in and they close it. Yeah The fucking pod and it's like no, it's like it's just to get in and it's like dead silence exactly

Deprovision yeah, it depends you the senses. I guess it's like, but it's supposed to be like a relaxing like you're in your mind. I've never I've never hopped in one of those. It's I guess kind of similar to the like the pod hotels in Japan where it's like you get put into a drawer and like shove slid into your room. I tell you that's the fifth element. They got a button in there to like get your drawer to open. Do they have that? Oh, we had to like, no, that'd be scary. If you hit that, I fifth element. They got a button in there to like get your drawer to open do they have that Oh, we had to like no that'd be scary if you hit that I sleep I got my fill of that crawling through addicts and crawl spaces Yeah, she's like, oh, this is I love being smushed in a spot. Hey, so that's filthy and dirty in there

Yeah, I've been in my house. It has a crawl space under the house The whole house is wireless and wireless is just such shit It just like doesn't go through walls and stuff like that. We need the whole house is wireless Well, is just so shit. It just doesn't go through walls and stuff like that. What do you mean the whole house is wireless? Well, the house isn't wired. It's basically the way to say that. The house isn't wired. Like for network. So you don't have electricity or?

No, I think. How many houses are saying? Just for data. How many houses have ether in them? No, actually in my house in Buda, I built it in, but I couldn't see wireless. It depends when the house is built. I didn't see wireless coming.

Every new house. You guys deal with wireless gaps in your wireless and all that. I have a tiny house. I have a tiny house too. My house is that big. Why fight? My access point works fine. It's a fucking nightmare.

I was able to get one. You talked about how your house used to be like one little tiny block. Yeah. My house, you've been in my house. You see how tiny it is? Yeah. My house has three foundations. Really? Because it was like you said, it was one room at first, you see how tiny it is? Yeah. My house has three foundations. Really?

Because it was, like you said, it was one room at first and then they built another room years later and then they built another room years after that. So it's like, there's three foundations I have to worry about how they all interact with each other. People in the, like, 40s and 50s, when they got a house, it was just like a room with, kitchen in it, basically.

Yeah, and like one fucking receptacle. I even wonder if they were wireless They were they were wireless. It's like here you go. You can plug in your lamp When did when do you think Wi-Fi is gonna kill us all? Oh, he will this like cancer and stuff. Yeah, I always say it's like when you watch for me When you watch the 50s and you saw people in the 50s and the clubs and they're all smoking, they all knew it was bad. Did they, they're breathing smoke.

I mean, everybody knew it was bad, but we eat hamburgers. Right, exactly. Yeah, but we don't eat hamburgers like this. If you do it wrong, you know, it's just like, every time somebody eats a hamburger next to you, they were like put it in your bowl. The second hamburger, the second I burger causes cancer, it's proven definitively. You want to ruin it. Oh, I'm a vegetarian. You got our hamburger

section and our no hamburger section in the restaurant. Do you think I love to put no hamburgers on flights? I think it's the same level. It's just like a burger with a fucking circle and a cross through it. Yeah. This is what it's like. No, no, there's one flight. I'm smoking the way we have awareness that cell phones and wireless are bad for us. Like you know, you know it, you know it, but it's probably okay. It takes a couple years off your life. Does it increase the quality of your life? The years you're alive. Absolutely.

Right? Okay, I'm going to live three years less, but the years I'm alive, fucking awesome. I'll die a couple years early. What a convenience. Absolutely. When I was at school, I absolutely believed, because someone told me that every time you bumped, it took three seconds of your life. What was your line of your life?

Did you not have that line? Did you have that line of your soul? No. Did you have that line of your soul? No, I didn't. Yeah, but I just don't do it anyway. I was like We also have no means living in our stomach What a long burp let more of your life out like if you're like really extended the burp was like oh shit Yeah, I was a big stand up and there's like dude

Stop, you see an old dude, but we're like dude Stop go. You see old dude, but we're like dude I Really long book like age you visibly as you were doing it like when a rope gets that white He's getting wrinkles on your face. You want it to fight it What if you like burped into a ziploc and then re-enhailed all of the air? Gross dude. What's a gross? That's so girl. What do you mean? How is that? I'm watching your life. It's gross by what you just said It's grosser if I burp and then you inhale it. Oh, what happens typically? You know how? There you go

That hamburger right the other day you're smelling it now. Oh god You know how honey doesn't spoil it's like one of the things that doesn't spoil can I ever heard that in years? Can you burp like does a a burp spoil like you bump If you bump into a bag Yeah, the smell the smell bits in the bag would they go bad? Yeah, wait, he's been back there for five years now, right? Well people yeah, yeah No, I don't know I think a burst of bad a smell is pieces of little small stuff right? Yeah, go on feel bad. So a burp in a bag is pieces of little small stuff right in the air gone

So that must go bad. So a bump in a bag must get mold. I mean try it Does it get more? I don't know if it gets mold you know, I think I did that back in a 2014 see you burped in a bag. I'm you don't fucking remember if I did it or not in a bag in 2014 and I still have it You should bring it in and we should open it next pod. You should burn it now, it's 350. Yeah, we should have, but we're gonna randomly talk about it today. Podcast 351, next week we're opening a bag

that Gavin Burpton in 2014. Right, 24th. We're gonna find out definitively whether or not Burst go bad. It was around the time we moved. It was actually I think like one of the last things I did in the old building was bur in a bag you burped in a bag The last I will I didn't really have much stuff to move so I moved a bag of up a bag of

I had a comment Story that I don't think we've mentioned you mind me earlier Like double you mentioned something about diabetic and I see you're wearing that fucking wristband from Evolve. Yeah, never thought I'd get involved. Remember that we played that at, um, I can't wait for Evolve to. What was it? So excited. We played that at PAXies. Evolve, you played a DLC.

Evolved. You shot on the camera. I'm sorry. We played that at PAXies last year. But while we were there. Two years ago. Um, was 2014, wasn't it? Yeah. No, that was last year. Last year we were there 20 14 wasn't it? No, yeah last year last year year and a half whatever okay fucking it wasn't pride. So anyway at that packs, you know,

we had the food and we were signs of shit and Ray was like to my left signing up and that i just because let me get to it okay race in my left and i just hear like a commotion going on about him going to like he was like going to murder anybody i'm sorry almost murder fan this and that and i'm just like sign in a million things and take pictures and i don't know what the hell is going on in no because we're making tons of videos for people and stuff and i'm just like i don't know the fuck raised doing so there's like a commotion that goes on and then a minute later the kid he was talking

to comes over to me and he's like, hey, can you sign this for me? And he pulls this little clip off his like, like this belt clip and it looked like the size of a beaper, right? And he pulls it off and he hands it to me and I'm like, oh yeah, and I grab it and pull it and he's like, oh god, it's like a fucking insulin Public pump. Yeah, that regulates it and automatically injects into him and it's connected to a tube That's fucking plugged in him the ray grab it and like yeah, the kid like He was like Over and the kid Larry was like You think you're the, you would warn someone,

like, don't pull on this to ours. This is a stretch for my fun. Oh, my hands are to us. And we're like, oh yeah, sure, because everybody, you know, like, if you don't take, if people don't take their badges off, they're usually wearing them on like the, the rainers, and they just hand them to you,

and you kind of pull them towards you. So I kind of just pulled it towards me, and he's like, oh, let's connect in a minute. Thank God you didn't do that prank where you pretend to run away with it. Yeah, I'm sorry pulled it towards me and he's like, oh, let's connect in. Thank God you didn't do that prank where you pretend to run away with it. Yeah. Oh, so then I'm like, oh, God, I'm signing it. I'm just spwing.

And he's got, you know, there's really just a front in the back and the top and the bottom are super thin again, because it's like a beaper. And I'm looking at it. So Ray had signed it and I think Gavin had signed it. What's that point? Ray signed it first. And he, he yanked to the point where it sprung back

and hit him in the stomach. He was like, oh, it's my insulin and I was like, oh, and then it passed into me. I was like, I'm not touching it. You hold it. I'll sign it. And then I was like, Michael, be careful because Michael is up to me. Totally missed all that. And then Michael goes, yeah, but I'm all up. Yeah, yeah, totally yanked that kid. I'm sorry to his family if he didn't make it past PAX 2014. Yeah, it did. But I'm going to sign it and there's not a lot of space on it. So I'm just like, again, now I'm scared shitless. Like, okay, I don't want to kill you. So here, and I go to sign, he's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,'m just like, dude, if you sign that part, I am fucked.

I'm fucked. I'm just like, I'm gonna put it right over there. And there you go, okay, why would you get this thing signed? Okay, this is something that's attached to your body. If someone touches the rough part of it, you're fucked. I think you're here. Just take this. I can't remember who said it.

I think it was Gavin at the time. I was Gavin Array. I think it was Gavin. And he's like, this kid's gonna like, fucking have a medical alert one day and be in distress and like collapse and someone's gonna find it and think it's like his emergency contact.

Like, we have to call Michael, Gavin and Ray. And they all have hearts on them. Before we call them, let's put him in the recovery position. Hey, Jason, put this in another case. Bend him over. Hello, Jason, put us in another case. Bend him over. Hello, yes. Michael. I didn't just speak to somebody named Rage Quid.

We put him in the recovery position. Don't worry, he's going to be okay. I'm sorry, I'm really selfish as well. The reason I didn't want to touch it wasn't because I didn't want to hurt him. It's because it's kind of gross. It's a piece of a matter thing that's outside equipment it's not that gross medical well gut's one time shoes I I

sign shoes and Gus won't do it I do it I would totally agree that shoes are covered in piss sneakers are not nearly as gross as a piece of plastic out that you wear in your belt yeah it's not it's not directly in him yeah yeah he was like, Chewb going in and there. Well, where does it go into? I don't know.

I just, I saw the tube go into a shirt and I was just like, ooh, if it's an insulin regular, does it attach to his pancreas? His pancreas, or liver? What? This? Yeah.

Or is it just, when somebody gets this insulin shot, they just do it in their leg or their butt, right? Right. They're going to their veins intravenous. Right. But I mean, this obviously is like a level above the injection. Yeah. Yeah. Like he was clearly boned.

Does it monitor? Like does it monitor his will? Does it? Is it also active? I think so. I think it was like an automatic like injector pump. Yeah. You're right. I'm just going to love that.

Where it's just like, oh, you suck. Body sucking. So be cool. It was something yanked under your IV bags Yank like that. That's not in that James Bond movie. Oh Tubs inside you and other people pulling the other side is not Do you think you can't get on a catheter just like feeling with the other end? No, no, I can't the other end. No, I can't. I can't get that up. That's probably not how to make it. That's the nice eye make-o, I do it. So I can't believe we've gone this far in the podcast about talking about fucking Star Wars. You, they just, I think they're gonna release that new trailer next week. Because every time we fucking bring it up, we fight about it.

It's broken all so soon. Yeah, we fight with people online about it too. It's just contentious. No, I don't care. I think it's gonna be good. Yeah, we fight we fight with people online about it, too We see okay contentious you know Yeah, I don't care. I think it's gonna be good. No, it's fucking stupid It's gotta be better than the prequels. There's no way it's gonna be worse absolutely impossible of course it could be better than the prequels I know some happy enough with that. I'm okay seeing an okay Star Wars movie in my lifetime. That's not a total piece of shit We're gonna get in the casting discussion again God, let's not even discuss the cast cast. Yeah, there's been 20 years. It's going to be great.

Well, he said he was going to do all unknowns, right? So I mean, people shouldn't be all that surprised. And JJ Abrams did a good job besides all the knowns from the Star Wars that are already in it. I'm just going to wait and see. That's it. I'm just going to wait and see. We have only about a month left.

And then we'll find out. Yeah, I bet you secretly in it as an extra. You can't tell us. You did disappear for a couple weeks. Play, where did you secretly in it as an extra You can't tell us. Yeah, you just appear for a couple weeks. Yeah, what's that? Where did you go? I went to Los Angeles to say hello to people Now no comment got like a monopoly on the star movies. Yeah, he's got all the big franchises pulling them in what the star Maybe so that star star star I love star man when I was a good star Fox will be awesome. What are my favorite? What the star movies are they? Star movies. Star movies. Star movies. Star movies.

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Wait, hold on. It was like a lab coat on. In the meantime, it's going to work figure it out. I think Starman and enemy mine were like my two favorite alien sci-fi movies. If you like Starman and you liked enemy mine I'm going to live in a suit and you also like the last star fighter. Oh I love the last star fiber. Yes. But did you like what the fuck was the name of that movie came out last year? It's black. No the fucking spot of entry. No, Chris Pratt and the... Oh, God, I'm gonna get out of here now.

Totally. Please, I'm fucking told it. Don't be big as Bob Everett and Kuant. I told you. Don't bring it up, please. Fucking, Robert Jackson is calling. Oh, I'm joking, my gurg. I'm gonna be so good.

Then knew it, knew it. Fucking, you were right, though. And did the fucking superhero franchise. Not many comic movies coming out anymore, you know. He's so good. I knew it. knew it. You were right though. And did the fucking superhero franchise. Not many comic movies coming out anymore. You know, a lot of different ones that already planned. But yeah, the ones that already planned. But now that World of Warcraft did so well,

in theaters that now they're making a bunch of music movies. Let's still make an X-Men movies. What's that? Let's still do an X-Men spin-off. Age of Ultron did well. That's an Avengers movie though. I mean, that's going to stick around forever. Yeah, I'm just disgusted with your novel. Yeah, again, you say something. I think a

followup comment. He made a noise and then looked at my design. I just didn't have any. When did what did destiny come up with you September of last year? Yeah. I'm level 40. Right now. That uh, they're probably gonna announce destiny to this coming E3. No, it's just gonna add to it What does he see there's adding to the They're gonna have future versions really quick. I have to highlight for future versions that are no one No, nobody is Nobody is sorry destiny the sequel

Yeah, well that's what I'm saying nobody called it will the work craft to you in the warcraft three Sussex bans. Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm like cool at death tuning Destiny Jupiter and then I'll be desks to three I'm destiny with a three Yeah, I hate when they hit you. I fucking just it was drive thrir. Yeah, that's what we kept calling drive thror Also like the biggest piece of shit ever They don't have one true the next driver was terrible. I'm sorry. It wasn't drive for what was it? There was the driver's emphasis driver game where you Possessed other like drivers of cars

You become a lightning and go like a ghost and like you zoomed out you'd like flew out of your car and like possessed It was stupid What fucking game drive the three though driver Drive through his top because of the replay editor you could actually do keyframes It might be the most advanced replay thing ever. I remember they took me to e3 They took me just to show that to me when they had that because they thought I think we had your game was crap But yeah that part of it was just so replayable machine another thing I'm amazed that there's not more replay customizing.

I remember even driver one. I don't think it was as sophisticated as that, but driver one had a thing where you could watch the thing you just did, which was, fuck, I don't remember when that game came out, the 90s, probably like the late 90s. Driver one. Yeah, it's a striver. PS1, right? Yeah. And there was like a mode. Yeah, it's for striver. PS1, right? Yeah.

And there was like a mode where they could it drew one over. No, it was just called driver. I was the one. There was a mode where it would just be you fleeing and it just like an onslaught of cops chasing you. Survival mode. Yeah.

And the cops were like fucking insane crackets where they would just like crashing to each other and just like fucking tear it. They were the motto. It and just like fucking tear it. It was, it was, it was grand the thaw on fucking speed. Like you could, you could do a replay where you're watching it and you could like slow it down. And I remember I didn't record it as like way before capture cards and you like that as

far as, you know, being very commonplace. So I didn't really record anything. If I wanted to record anything, I would have to hook up my PlayStation to my VCR and then I put a fucking VHS tape in and just recording You know that's how I did the guy made war hug jump and And you would just be like driving and you look behind you and there'd be like six cop cars in the fucking I like flippin through the air just they were far away from you They would rub a pass straight up to you and it's a lot of time faster. They would just be like It was it was that it was like having 50 Gavin's driving

That was the game. It was super fun. Like I like to drive a tube That came look great. You know, I saw you and I occasionally talk about that old game interstate 76 It was an old like the Hickory combat game. Yeah, I read something not that long ago that talked about how I don't know if you remember like the the cutscenes in that game Look like they were in engine. They were like the super low poly count Characters like talking interactively each other, right? So they tried they Those weren't actually done in engine those were rendered that way with the low poly counts to look like the cutscenes were done in engine Really it's like they intentionally made the cutscenes look shitier than they had to to try to make you think that There was all being done in engine when it was just prepacked

It's pretty jarring when a cutscene goes to fully nice. They have it in driver like the cutscenes look good because I think interstate 76 Was around Final Fantasy 7 time wasn't it like late 90s mid 90s? I think it was 96 yeah somewhere around there I was the first one fantasy game ever played that's what that's the game that got me in a role playing games Final Fantasy 7 like that one was a story of 96 or 20 years. What was the storage on an N64 cartridge? There's a question. I don't remember because it was blocked. I want to say and I want to say it was megabytes not because it was a gigabytes for PS1 was CD, right? It wasn't either. It didn't. It was blocked. Well, they just broke it down as blocked. I know, but I don't know that you could It was a block. Well, they just broke it down his blocks. I know, but I don't know that you could

Find out what the fuck it was. Yeah, I feel like something died and and brought it There while we were sitting here. This is smells horrible over here all this stuff. Can you share your pants? Yes, I was just thinking of the other before we move on driver the best fucking thing about driver if you ever put the first one We just listen to all the messages on the answer machine because that's where you got your missions Yeah, but you would only get out of four or five messages one would be a mission and all the other ones were just Ridiculous just like wrong numbers of people just like I'm looking for my bucket at chicken. So Call me back. They're actually good. They just really they were dumb But they were I mean it to be fair. I was like 12 so maybe they're not as good as I remember I don't know well, it's like it's like the radio stations

Grand Theft Auto entertaining for about a day what last low you don't like Like a chat box on GTA 3 I could listen to that I had that fucking shit. Oh Let's never eyes. I really just I do When GTA 5 I think he's a bit all right. I first came out Lazlo you know, Lazlo's made like appearances and I think it almost every GT game from GTA 3 on Mostly on the radio and they go through the trouble of giving him like a radio voice filter because that's where you're listening to him on the car

Fucking I wasn't paying attention to the story So I wasn't really paying attention to like the the character names And I didn't even realize that there was a mission with Lazlo in GTA V, because he sounded so different not on the radio. I thought he sounded identical to the radio. He totally sounds different. It's a solution. They just removed the radio.

He's trying to get with you. What the ponytail is, it's like a funny thing. You tattoo him on the back. Right. Fucking up. We made a slight mistake. Final Fantasy VII was on the PlayStation 1. Yeah, PlayStation 1 memory card was 128 kilobytes, which was 15 blocks of 8 kilobytes each. But yeah, how much was the disk storage? Like how much? No, I know, but the game how big was it CD? It was like it was a CD-700 makes. I was a 800 makes, because I only have a sole pre-rended cutscenes on PlayStation games.

I never saw the one in this before. Well, Final Fantasy VII was three discs. Final Fantasy eight was four discs, and I think Final Fantasy IX was four discs. Yeah. And now we don't use them. Yeah. discs, stupid. God, there was fucking slow.

I'm glad we got over that. When I was a kid, I could not have foreseen digital delivery as something like when I was a kid, you know I watched things go from like cassette to CD and I thought I can't wait to see what comes after CD I just after CD nothing I just want one zero's yeah, I just want playing games to become as quick as it used to be like I think it's like that on my one. Yes, download it and yeah Nothing you're ready to get in a fucking car and drive under the store That's that's the thing that nobody thinks about that. It's like I mean the game will be I wake up the next day after the launch

I'm probably an hour it's like an hour in your house or it's like it Tells what I'm down to in the sleep five or six times. It just like it it up. It's what I'm asleep But it gets the game when I'm asleep. It's like I wake up and I go yeah I remember I remember like when I'm asleep. It's like I wake up and I go. I remember, I remember like when I, when, when, when, probably in the early 2000s, especially, they started facing out a lot of, like magazines, like video game magazines,

because everything was online. You can get all your news online and stuff like that. What smells, I don't smell anything. I don't smell anything. I don't smell anything. I'm making faces. And I remember thinking, I get it, but I don't know, I kind of like having the magazines like it's like a Gus coming to investigate

Oh, is it bad? What is it piss? Oh I gotta check it out. I gotta check it out. Oh my god. I know. I gotta hang on. There is an almost smell over there. It's, you're right, Bernie.

It smells like something died. Yeah, it does smell like a dead rat or something over there. Maybe I'm used to dead animals. I don't smell anything. There is a child. There is a smell of death. I'm seeing this. In that area, Bernie, I apologize. I have no idea what's going on with this.

I'm glad I'm not getting ready to see. Is it this thing? Because I didn't- Ugh. Fucking thing is happening. Now that's been identified. How long has this set been in storage? The set has been in storage a while.

There may be a dead animal somewhere in that area. It's this old shitty carpet. Yeah, the carpet. I think they did a pretty good job of reassembling. Yeah, that's pretty good. They dust it off the cobwebs. Well, the carpet. I think they did a pretty good job of reassembling. Yeah, it's pretty good. They dust it off the cobwebs. Well, we still use most of it now. Yeah, but I think there's some of the shitty stuff back.

Yeah, this couch wasn't here last week. Anyway, go back to the digital download things. I kind of felt that way with magazines like, oh, I kind of like having them. I like getting one in the mail and I don't want digital or replace that. And I thought the same thing with games or everybody saying I want digital games and I'm like I kind of like owning a disc and having it and it's like in my collection all that the second I like started digital downloading I'm like I'll fuck that fuck fucking burn all my games I don't care. It's a good so much better.

I'll just delete it see I was just so and better and and steam was like that's like I just don't put anything on my hard drive and it's just like store it in the cloud. Yeah, if you need it download it It's all in a few seconds. I mean usually play like two maybe three games at a time anyway. Yeah I mean, you're right people don't take into account the time it takes to drive somewhere make the trends talk to someone Yeah, or just make the same action stop and then come back. I tell Going to like a store and when the cashier tells me how to use the the POS terminal Like I know how to fucking do this

It's telling you my card. You don't have to tell me to slide my fucking card. Oh, it's my pin out great Thank you. I couldn't read the fucking terminal in front of it But how many times they'll have you been to one where you're like, okay, you go to slide your card Oh, no, no, don't use that give it to me. Those don't work Yeah, it's like convenience Yeah, they don't know that it's like so it is like it They're not standardized there. I like just the phone is still the best I was losing the three seconds my life and I was trying to hold it in my I still like I still think the phone is the best way to pay for stuff. Oh yeah, absolutely. It's top now

I'm sorry if you've seen this yet. I've seen some fast food restaurants roll that out where you pay with their app Like you're in the drive-through you order and then you pay with your app you get to the window and they just give it to you Yeah, well you could do that with the Apple store digital credit card that I have it's one coin this old wallet Oh, you have it in here, so no, but get my get a digital credit card It is the greatest thing ever. I've got a I've got a coin. I love it. It's great Yes, but have you ever had any issues with it? Sort of I mean everybody had that one issue, but yeah, I mean that was our great. They got over that really see that That was just like a bump in the road. Yeah

I'm just happy chip and pin is coming in It's been so long. It's I think they're fine. I mean chip and pin started rolling out But I think it's like massive adoption in the next six months. Nobody's gonna use it get over it I'm not using the pin for my credit card. I'm doing it makes you feel like I'm a Long-winded debit card. It makes you feel like I'm a lorant person who uses your debit card American American you sick like signing is flashy, but yeah, wait, what it means? Oh, I'm a love of class You can have your autograph he goes Pim proves you have the money to pay for this a signature is like I'm good for it. Don't worry about it

No, yeah, Debates like here's my money take my money I understand it's like I haven't established myself enough in life to actually I'm gonna pay cash but with the convenience of a card. Yeah, no You Are you with me? On the scale is paying cash for stuff which has like kind of a old school Effector pay cash then a check is a fucking misery Jack is a fucking misery. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Cash check you have a checking count then a debit card then a credit card Yeah, it's only for like drugs

So when was the last time you put debit card in an ATM? I get I pull cash out every now and then I just use my phone How does that get money you get cash from your phone? Yeah, you're doing that idiot. Oh Yeah, I don't trust that shit yet. Well, I think it was it's gonna be more common It'll get there, but shit. We're not there yet Gavin. It's 2015 okay, not 2035 You're correct 25 What is it? It is oh, sorry by the way by the way

Why are you 2552? Just say no says my eggs Monday See I go crazy Monday Monday's good somebody's got a case of the Mondays Man, I can't wait for office space to I haven't been the same since Google bought valve. It's been upsetting me I mentioned a lot of the list thing in Facebook remember it. I got like eight at home Fuck it's show off One never The VR system for so many virtual rooms. So I guess I should remind everyone who's watching the livestream right now.

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Spike kids. For me, you saw it. It's not about you. It's not about daddy. When a guy died at the end of it, it smelled like it. How much feature'd rest your face on it for five seconds? I can't smell anything. You were down there. You didn't smell it. Okay, how much feature rest your face on it for five seconds? I can't smell anything

You went down there you didn't smell it Michael something maybe right maybe the beer is blocking my Put your nose on the coffee. I literally did that exactly guys. What is it in trouble over here? Yeah, maybe maybe it's you I'll do it again while you face on it and take it right God you you brought out the old Michael somehow Maybe it's like a sixth sense kind of thing where you died Love that Michael's how you not smell that I wouldn't even touch that carpet Michael's over there. How do you not smell that? I wouldn't even touch that carpet.

You know what I'm scared over here. I'm like, I'm not sitting like this. It's like, you've got some kind of bacterial thing going on over there that's gonna be on you now. I spend years at my last job though, to be fair, like sifting through dead rats and squirrels and jizzin' and using that. I just spend years filming stuff in slow-mo,

I still see the world at a normal speed. It doesn't really make sense. This actually makes sense. If you work in a place that smells like shit every single day after a while you don't smell it anymore That's because of the the different smells ends in your nose Like you agree with me now you burn out with smells. It's like yeah, that's temporary when you get like it's like It's like when you do a poo when you do a poo it smells bad immediately That's not true and then you get used to the smell that's not true at all

If you like if you like fucking scald your hands you can get used to hot water and to last forever You yeah, when you poo you can smell the poo right? Yes, and then after a while It's just like I just normal right then you leave the room and if you come back in you smell the poop It's like you filled up the quota of smell and then it like depletes over time and then you What is that like it's temporary? It's like, it smells like an earlier lasso. You guys are babies. It's fine. You might have acclimated to it just sitting where he's sitting.

Like it just got this slow little laugh. But he would have smelled it first as well. I haven't smelled anything. Just watching you guys crumble before me. Ashley, smell this piece of carpet. Don't do it, don't do it. Stay over there. The fuck is Ashley here?

She just came out of his it. Just taking that with you. Is this awkward? for you or? We're gonna face in the year 2015. We're going over there. I was showing you a bit. So we've only got a couple of minutes left. And I'm just warning you guys. So 350 podcasts. What's your best memory from 350 podcasts?

My best memory from 350 podcast is probably when we Shit, I don't know I have to think about it. I would say Honestly, but the last year and a half to me has just been a blur. Yeah, I value them already But yeah, my favorite is the tequila podcast. I'm sure that was awesome. That was fairly early me working here That was like right when you got here. I was like 10 am as well you prefer the tequila podcast to the super tequila podcast well you know I mean if I was invited to the super tequila podcast you did say that he was never gonna be on a tequila podcast that's true super tequila I'm gonna invention the super tequila in late

2014 it was really scary yeah when we finally ran out of agave I just like the fact that we've done podcasts now in three different locations. It's crazy to think about. No, we've done way more than that. Yeah, what do you mean? Well, I can't be located podcast. Yeah, I'm voting for occasions. I'll tell you like three different offices, what I meant.

You're correct. You're correct. But I met three different office. I found recently I was looking through some old photos and I found photos of our podcast setup when we did a remote podcast in my hotel room at San Diego Comic Con one year I think it was like back in 2009. Was you in Spanish? Yeah yeah yeah two mics and like a little mobile preamp. Yeah do you remember the the podcast we did out the back of that van? It was funny. We did not account for the sound problems.

Yeah. Oh that's when you guys moved where we moved from the old studio to five. Right. Yeah. To five. Oh studio five Sorry, I think whenever we move next time will actually do it while the truck is moving Well actually do a true mobile podcast To just have the back of the van open so you can see the road right you can actually see that we're moving Maybe it maybe the van will smell better than this set right now We can track the Traxillation real time Yeah, maybe it maybe the vinyl smell better than the set right now. We we We can track the

Retract the location real tight Yeah, and but and that set will smell better than the decrepit smell of Maybe we'll get sponsored by Fabriz or something Fabriz so like maybe is that what happened to Kyle that someone murder him on The set is that why is that was too soon dude. No one's no one's found Kyle yet. Well, he might still be out there I think we found him tonight. Don't mold it. It was a weird Yeah, I'd love to get up all right fine memories from 350 episodes of the podcast. We dedicate this podcast Well guys his corpse stinks. What do you want me to tell you? Good to see all of you again is where's that was but it was this is pretty

Yeah, oh, I touched your foot. That's pretty interesting. That's not a small. Hey nice socks Well, what's the socks thing again? So what one to get is hit 350 more podcasts. What's a 700? So fucking seven years, a little bit like the end of 2022. Oh, I'll be long gone. You well, I where we definitely be dead. I don't know about you. I don't know. I'm not even being American by that. Yeah. Why not? We don't know if America will be here by then. Where will you go? What do you think you'll do? I'm curious about that. Because this is the second time I've heard you say this like in the last couple of weeks.

Where will you go next? What will you do next? Someway hot beaches. Yeah, you're in Fartier. You're in Fartier. You're in Austin. Well, I was not beach in Austin. Do you have a retirement score in place?

Yeah, yeah, you do. Fartier is my goal. Well, thanks to global warming and rising sea levels, the beach is really close to off the mountain. I mean, it's literally just like a 30 minute drive away. How many of you have gone to New from your garage? The Maldives. Haven't thought about them in a while. Yeah, because we're gone. warming and rising sea levels the beach is really close to off. I mean it's literally just like a 30 minute drive away. How many of you have gone to New from your garage? The Melda. I haven't thought about them in a while.

Yeah, because we're gone now. Sad. It's like water world. What do you think of flimps? What flimps? I listen, I won't ride one until they're tested. I won't. I seriously, I mean I trust technology but I fucking, I think limp. well they came in hot with it. Big limb, big lift ridiculous but they seem really functional.

Yeah, you're fucking fast too. I know that's why I don't want to ride it. So then that's shame going that's it. I don't even know what I fucking do it. Alright, well we should wrap up. So I want to thank everyone for joining us for Podcast 350. We'll see you guys next week for number 351. And we're going to open the Burt Bag next bag next week. Yes, I may not be here

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