Rooster Teeth Podcast - Monday Night Scumbags - #442

Episode Date: July 18, 2017

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I'm Viabra. I'm Bernie. And I'm Gus. There you go. We've been doing this for a long long. I can do all your parts. Yeah, they were jamming in the studio before the broadcast started. I don't know why I'm drinking.

I drank four beers yesterday and I'm still kind of fucked up from it. Four is not a lot. It is for me. I'm such a fucking lightweight. I'm an illicit. I never drink. Well, I should say never drink.

I drink like regularly on the podcast. Like that is, this will be like my only beer or two I have the entire week. I was talking to Jeremy about that how like we don't drink unless it's that work which is very ironic. Weird. It's weird. I'm like this for a show or a product. What you've been going out like I've watched I follow BDunk's on a Snapchat. BDunkerman. BDunkerman thank you. You gotta get the brandy right? I guess I'm going out more. Yeah. To the xI drink a lot just because there's a lot of parties and events that we want to hang out with. That fucking bad influence Bethany.

She's a bad. She's a bad influence. Bad. I'm just clean. Can I drink out of these? They're clean. I lose a night game fight cups. Coming tomorrow.

Can I? I'm gonna make sure when I drink out of it, I don't rub off the Tuesday night game fight logo, Patrick. Did you know if someone comes to Tuesday night game fight, they get one of those. They do. They're in the audience live live audience. They get a two day night game fight cup. The audience is on the stage, but this week is sold out. It's not it's actually not disposal. You can reuse this cup too. So here's a trend with all of our what we call our broadcast shows hot or cold in Ruse your teeth, which I guess would be actually

technically are all of our live studio shows like this the podcast off topic Glitch please and now Tuesday night game fight on the spot is anytime somebody gets a new set It's always like just another the next level for what our sets could be and Tuesday night game fight He's it's like it's not even like it's occupied the same space as all these other set I think made a tweet that he was being very flattering to the Tuesday night game fight set, but he was throwing shade at the RT podcast set at the same time.

I don't know if he realized that. What is that? The tweet was something like, wow, this new Tuesday night game fight set looks so amazing. Can't believe it's the same place where we filmed the RT podcast. That was like, wow. What do the fuck does that mean?

I was like, we just got a new set. Yeah, sure you got that footage ready to go right away. It's because it looks so different, I think, is what he means. Like the fact that that's? I was like, we just got a new set. Yeah, sure, you got that footage ready to go right away. It's because it looks so different, I think, is what he means. Like the fact that that's an exact same look. It's beautiful and compared to this piece of shit. So let's say that I am a person who wants to watch Tuesday night game fight.

What night of the week could I watch that Patrick? Tuesday. Tuesday. What is game fight? I'm sure that joke has never been made once. And what Tuesday could I watch it on? This Tuesday tomorrow, the 18th or if you're watching this on the Rishi site tonight or if this is YouTube yesterday, which is

its own kind, but it'll be up on YouTube on Wednesday. Wanted to go up on YouTube. Do you know yet? Thursday. So watch it tomorrow you go up on YouTube? Do you know yet? YouTube will be on Thursday. Thursday. So watch it tomorrow regardless of where you're seeing this. Get your fucking Tuesday night game fight on. Even if it's Thursday. Thursday night game fight. Tuesday night game fight.

Available this Thursday. So I actually had some beef with that show. Go ahead. What's your beef? So always open would always film on Tuesdays. And it was the one day a week where we could film because there was so many productions we do, so many things that we film every day. And we had Tuesday locked in and we filmed every Tuesday at around three o'clock and

we were good to go. And then all of a sudden we decided to make the show and called Tuesday Night Game Fight, which means broadcast has to take up the entirety of Tuesday to film it. Yeah. Could have called it Wednesday night game fight Thursday night game fight, late night game fight, Friday night game fight, like literally anything else, but they're like, why not Tuesday? So we had to move our film here. We're gonna like get out of bed and game fight. And then you, I thought you were gonna kill me

when you found out that we were doing another RT podcast on Thursday. Yeah. Cause you were gonna film off, you'd film always open on Thursday. Well, yeah, cause we, the part of always open is drinking a lot. And so it's like, it'd be nice to film later in the day or the afternoon.

And then we couldn't because the podcast now films at five o'clock. We're keep burning. Wait, when is it film now? Now we have to film it like noon on Thursday. I don't feel so bad. Always open bumped my vlog to a different day of the week for release. So it didn't. Yeah, it did.

We were we're on the same day. We were on the same day all the time. And they were like, yeah, we're gonna move the vlog to a different day. Well, always open on to move like 20 or 20. And they just went, get the fuck out of here vlog. But don't, so it's like, it's tough. It's tough world that we live in now, Barb. You constantly have to reinvent yourself.

Constantly have to prove yourself. Fucking past means nothing. Hahaha. Don't you find it weird that here we are over 14 years after the company has started and you and I are still worrying about what day your shows come out. I mean a little bit. I trust the programming department to have that stuff. More so you're being pushed out of your office which is like I am being pushed out of my office. I don't know why I pissed off. If any department goes, hey, we're kind of out of room

where we are, they go, oh, don't worry, we'll get one of the old guys to move. I lost my office. Yeah, I don't have a place to work. Because you've been here a while. Well, you never had work. No, because I don't have an office. I'm in the perfect space I need for what the space is used for.

Well, we were in the old studio in 2006. I was in the conference room for two years. Like a year and a half to year. Was that your choice though? Yeah, because I was the person who had to make the decision. So I'm like, well, I'm not gonna make anybody else get out of their office,

so if somebody needs my office for, because the guy who wanted to steal marketing's office that now houses 16 people. Yes, because I've turned the corner barber and I'm sick of it, and I'm gonna fight back. Do you remember I also down at 636? I was in a cubicle for about a year or a year and a half. Lots of people are cubicles.

Wait, wait, wait, when? I was in the dungeon. Oh, when you were there? That was in the dungeon. Did you rename the dungeon the Fungin? No, it was always the dungeon. It was always the dungeon. It never got that.

If he said I was in the Fungin, I'd be like, what? No, no, no. So where was your office here? Because you guys are in the writer's room. Yeah. There was, there was, there were two. Writers room. Yeah. And now there's just one. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like audio room. Yeah. So just right, another room. Just like, right in it. You can like shape anything there.

Are there like a couple empty offices up there though? No. No, it's very cool up there. But it doesn't at your office. Let's be honest too. Stage two, nobody wants to work in. No one wants to work in. It's already a city place to work.

It's a way of going. Okay, guys, I'm gonna give you a bar room and do a little quick poll. You have to work in stage two, but, or you've gotta work in the bungalow. Bungalow. You really? I think I'd work in stage two.

I think at, um. You as you small sawdust in there. Stage two is where Marcus is, and it's also the least air condition building, which I mean, is questionableized. Well, I'm actually, like those offices have air conditioning.

They're actually, not very well, but to get to them, you gotta walk through the hot box of stage two, to get to those offices. I feel like I'd enjoy working at stage two more just because of all the stuff that's going on there. I could be touching it. So you used to work in the bungalow?

And I used to work in the bungalow. I've already done that. So I want to make the rounds. So the bungalow is getting out of move. All of our administration traditionally has been. Yeah, but not there's spread out of it anymore. Yeah, there's spread out everywhere. I think I've worked in every building at some point

Think yeah, cuz a lot actually used to be in stage five Yeah, and then I was in the bungalow for laser team. Oh, yeah, yeah, you even worked at six or six Yeah, if the old Congress office, which is now way hotel lobby bar You can actually go to our office words in what the sofa tell is on set 7th and congress Oh, 636. 636. I thought you're talking sorry. I'm in Congress. Yeah. You correct. I apologize to everybody. I was like, why would it put a hotel bar by 619 Congress? It's about three miles away from the hotel. Yeah. No big deal. Yeah. Little drive. Yeah. For RTX, I always like go by and see that place. And we did a cool thing for RTX. I always like go by and see that place. And we did a cool thing for RTX.

I had some of the attendees, like some of the visitors that were exhibiting at RTX. Some people have known for years, like to fill the casual guys, just can agree. You were there. Then some of our friend, New Friends from Australia, Naomi, who's in town from the community. We all went out to dinner.

I've always wanted an excuse to do this, Gus. There's that steakhouse we all love called parries. Yes. With the incredible pork chow. Very good. Well's that steakhouse we all love called parries. Yes. With the incredible fork child. Very good. Well, I'm sure we've talked about it before. And that building used to be a bank. Yes.

So they kept the old vault as a private dining room. So if you get like, it's 18 people though to make it work. And so I just said to Ellie six months ago, reserve it. And then we'll figure out like who to populate away. Hey, yeah, it's a great room. No cell service whatsoever. None. You're in the vault. You had a vault door shot.

You had all these people who are super big on social media and love doing snapshots or whatever and couldn't do shit. That's a good point, but actually that makes for a better evening. Oh, absolutely. Yes, but there was ironic that all these people who are very involved in social media couldn't do it. You can just record those and post them later. I mean, I'm a fucking old guy in the room

and I can tell you how to do that shit. You can even put the dopey filter on it and all that stuff. What if you knew there was gonna be some sort of nuclear war and you booked that room at the time in which the bombs were gonna go off, so you'd live. I don't think it's nuclear. I'm way better than that, Chris. I probably would have, yeah, playing like a bunker.

Hey, when you guys think about dropping the nukes, I gotta make a reservation right now. Yeah. Make sure you have to stake in the room firstes, I gotta make a reservation right now. Yeah. Make sure you don't have to take in the room first. And people close the door. Can we push it back from like 7, 3rd, 8th, 3rd? And you're like, no, we really can't do that. Is that the building where the woman got trapped in the duct?

I believe it is, Gus. Yeah. She was trying to, like, drunk. And she was just trying to get into the restaurant and try to go into an air duct. And she got fired or something. No, she died, didn't she? Yeah, well, she definitely died. She got stuck.

She got stuck in that duct. Oh my God. For several days. Yeah, I like that. You said she got fired, but that's why she was going into the air. She was like breaking back into the... She got fired and then tried to like sneak back into the air. They were involved in that.

She got fired lately. No, I thought I thought he was implying that because she did that she got fired. I thought she died, isn't that... Well, that would require a firing anyway. Yeah, she just essentially quit. So I had a weird thing when I was at the Austin airport. And I forgot to bring this up. This is probably like a month ago because that's going back

and forth between Austin and LA a ton. And I got to Austin and I was like outside going, oh, it's so hot. That was me all bitchy, you know, coming back from South of California, typical Bernie, typical so Cal, import in Austin. Oh, it's so hot here. And I was outside waiting for the newly reintroduced Uber service, which is now back in Austin. Yeah, fuck right.

I know. I listen, I, I, I, somebody shamed me for using Uber and I was like, you're absolutely right. So I'm back using ride Austin. Those fuckers, they turned off what? 20,000 jobs or something like that? A bunch of jobs, who knows? In 48 hours. Yeah.

Anyway, I was waiting for my ride and I do this thing, a cheat in Austin, where instead of going down to the departure level, I wait for a ride up at the arrivals level and then the way you can just get right in, I can find you, it's super easy. And all that fucking people get picked up, just turns to a mess. People get dropped off way easier,

and they get picked up, let's just put it that way. Anyway, while I'm waiting there for the car to come around, I hear cat, look, kitten meowing. Like, and there's a ledge, and it sounds to me like it's up to the ledge. So I said to somebody else, I go, I go, do you hear that little kitten meowing? And it's hot outside, and everything,

I was like, worried about this kitten, and they were like, I don't hear it. And I, they're sitting, I go, I go, do you hear that little kitten meowing? And it's hot outside and everything. I was like, worried about this kitten. And they were like, I don't hear it. And I, they're sitting there waiting and it goes, I don't hear it. Like a little kitten meowing. And I go there, right there. And she's like, I don't, no, I don't hear it. I was like, oh, so I go in and get security. Nobody can, like three people, nobody can hear this kitten but me.

And I was like, I swear, I'm hearing a kitten up there. But it's like, I didn't know what else I can do because it's climbing the side of the airport at that point in time. So what happened? I don't know. I didn, but it's like, I didn't know what else I can do, but it's climbing the side of the airport at that point in time. So what happened? I don't know. I didn't hear it after a while, and I started to feel like a crazy person, quite frankly. So I got in my Uber and left.

So, you know, now we're all thinking about a dead kitten. I know. No, it's fine. There's still like an adult cat that came and like. So you couldn't identify where it was even coming from? I could, I swore I could hear could hear right there but nobody else could hear it and it wasn't like I could kind of hear it. It's you guys it's not like playing battlegrounds with Blaine.

I don't know. You know, like a dot on the horizon that you're never gonna get Blaine to see. I mean, it was like someone's in the door coming through the door. I heard this and and because no one else could hear it, I thought I was going insane. What are the symptoms of a stroke? I don't know. I don't think cats me out. I'm not one of them.

What is it? Isn't one like you smell burnt toast or something? Yeah, all toast. And you hear cats meowing. Yeah, that's the other one. That's it. Yeah, the two go hand in hand. Can I make a super specific complaint

about the austen airport? You know, I like the smell of toast. So, I love silver line. Silver line. If there's ever a beer in the bright side. So, they built that new stupid parking garage at the Austin Airport, right? Yes, they did.

They charge as much as they charge if you park in the close garage. Isn't that the rental car garage? rental cars are also on there, but people can park there as well. Yeah, I don't go near any of that. That's bullshit. So they had a lot of fucked up

for like two years while they're building the stupid garage that they charge way too much for. I started a travel discussion. Damn it. Sorry. I did. And now, a lot of, now that they're done the stupid garage that they charge way too much for. I started the travel discussion. Damn it. I did. And now that they're done with that, I was like, thank God they're done with it. I can park back in a lot of A against my favorite lot to park in. Now a lot of A's just closed permanently.

Oh, really? Yeah. Your favorite lot? My favorite lot's gone. Why does it matter what lot you're in? Because that one you can walk to the terminal. You don't have to wait for the shuttle. Oh.

And it doesn't cost much as the garage, which is right there. The shuttle ticket, like two seconds. No, it does not. Sh wait for the shuttle. Oh. And it doesn't cost much as the garage, which is right there. To the shuttle, like two seconds. No, it does not. Shadows are the worst. Shadows are terrible. Especially if you travel with an assistant who checks a bag. Oh, sure. I'm just gonna like hammer this point,

to know she gets it. That's it. That's all I'm gonna complain about. Austin, why did you close Lutty? Open it again. Guess what I ordered on Amazon. I ordered the level three backpack from Battlegrounds. There was a guy who had an RTX, and I was like, I like your backpack.

He goes, do you play that game? And I go, yeah, I go, people are asking about this damn backpack. I go, I haven't played this game. He goes, but apparently my backpack is in the game. Yeah, it was a military backpack. And it's just like, he said, yeah, people have been walking up to be all we can go in.

Nice backpack. I'm not like four gas cans, I'm sure. And like a 3000 round. Now I know what it's like to be a woman who's wearing a video game shirt. Oh really, they just cost like even know what that game is. Do you know what's the main character's last name and then what's his birthday and also who's his best friend?

If you get all that stuff right, what happens? What's the prize? You get to like be friends with this. You get you have to maintain conversation. I probably get all that stuff right, what happens? What's the prize? You get to be friends with this. You have to maintain conversation. I probably hop on that day if you want. Oh, big, yeah. Technically it's Princess Beach. We now let's get fucking people.

Do you know that Zelda's the woman? We recorded another podcast, let's play in battlegrounds and we're terrible. If they move you, we can't do that either, because we were shouting at playing and John the whole time. We had multiple people run over by our own vehicle. Are you gonna show that video here? We have a little clip. Now listen, I'm gonna preface something here. You should preface.

So, because he didn't put this in this little clip, this was our first round we played and we got started. And after we got started, there was a problem with my headphones where I could hear no game audio. And I was like, fuck it, we'll just go with it, whatever. But actually in this game, being able to hear is super duper important. So I literally had no game sounds at all.

I only had the other people's chat. That's what led to this. You all have that video up there? Yeah, can we run it? Other get the sitting is sick. So there's just a little bit of... Got a bunch of Tuesday night game fight you want to show? I'm hoping that I'm all cute.

I'm hoping I can have the battlegrounds. Let's play ready by this weekend. It's, we recorded for like two hours. So it's just so much footage to go through. I sent them the video. Every time they cut to you, you should be holding in a different way. I'm like, oh, you're awake.

In a different way. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh, one way. So who's on tomorrow again? What's Tuesday's night? If I just sugarpine seven? Yes. Oh, one great. So who's on tomorrow again? What's TZNIC? If I was sugar pine seven? There was a schedule.

And. And. Gametex, who is? I'm looking it up. TZNIC. Sugar pine seven is screw attack, huh? It's really interesting seeing all the screw attack guys here now in Austin.

Yeah. You had originally the animation building in there right there. Yep. Yep, they're all hanging out. And having to work there. Can't get, we, getting to work there. We nervous to talk about what we talked about, but we talked about some interesting stuff. I guess there's, I don't know if you're aware of this, there is a big battle on in the real world coming up very soon. You guys familiar?

You're going to have to be way more regular versus the Mayweather. Yeah. $180 million per person. is that right? For this thing? I don't understand what you're, what? Okay. Sports. Ultimate fighting. No, close, kind of. So McGregor's a huge UFC guy.

Floyd Mayweather is a retired boxer. What was the Mayweather's record when he retired? He was undefeated. He was, right? He retired undefeated. So he came auto retirement to fight this guy who's moving over from the UFC to just just straight box, which is that doesn't always translate, you know, but we'll see. And so they're fighting or they're boxing. They're boxing. I think that McGregor's

at a disadvantage because boxing is not really fighting. It's like a very specific. It is. I've also seen things where ultimate fighters have tried to do boxing and they just like get their asses kicked. You know what I said, that's what we're worried about, with the Gregor. I mean, I don't know if you're worried about it. The guy's a big loudmouth, but I kind of like him. So everyone gets the thing to deserve. They get the, it's such a spectacle.

It's everything that's going on. It totally is. Like the, what was it? Mayweather was making it rain. And we're going to be like, these are all ones. And then he's wearing that suit that has like a fuck you pinstripe. Yeah, oh, over.

And then they put out a, like a six minute trailer for this thing. And I think the pay-per-view is something like a hundred, do 120 bucks. I think it's like a hundred bucks for the pay-per-view. Floor seats, I looked at them and stub hub, floor seats to this thing are $29,000. $1,000, yeah. $1,000, 29,000.

29,000. Like a car. Man, do you think, it makes me think back to, I only did two, I'm 29,000. Like a car. Man, do you think, it makes me think back to, I only did two, I'm not an asshole. It makes me think back to when we were younger and people would get really pissed off at Tyson fights because they'd be over like in 10 seconds.

True. You know, they'd come out and just knock someone down. Literally 90 seconds was a very typical Mike Tyson fight. It's like you pay all that money for a floor seat and it's just over immediately. Like don't get up, don't go go get a beer don't go to the bathroom Just stay there and watch it can you imagine be over immediate paying $29,000 for 30 seconds 90 seconds 90 seconds my bad depends on who you spend that 30 seconds with like get 90 seconds with that

Is it needed for Lawrence? Yeah, I can picture it picture here right now Is that the one woman who you'd like, like you could pick one celebrity and that's your go-to? I would, I'm gonna insult Jennifer Lawrence here horribly by saying she's like the dream that I have that might be attainable. Like if I really try super hard and play things, right? Like other people,

I have a high opinion of myself. Or a very low opinion of Jennifer Lawrence as standard, one of the two. Probably a combination of them. She just seems like a real person. Like she seems a winner's bone like an actual real person. Yeah Like if I get her on the right night, you know, and I smell like soap, you know, then it's like yeah That's her turn on is that what does this smell soap soap? Yeah, did you ever see winners? No, who's winter? It's a movie, it's Jennifer Lawrence's.

It's like one of our early movies. Winner's Bone, the winner's cover. It's a new light video that hasn't come out yet. Wait, I'm sorry, what is the thing? Winner's Bone, it's a movie with Jennifer Lawrence. Is it the one where... Kurt Russell gets all hacked up by Indians? No. I don't know what that is.

Which that one? That's, that's, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, yeah, I think engines fuck on barb No in winners won she plays racist daughter of a guy who skipped bail on a drug charge and the Police or the the county's gonna take away her family's house because of that and she has to prove that he was killed and he didn't actually Skip bail huh? She killed them No, someone else killed it. So it's like kind of like a mystery where she's like going through like a small rural town, like investigating like people who make drugs and who sell drugs, like trying to figure out who killed her father and then finding proof of it that she can take to the authorities so they don't take her family's house away.

It's really, really good. I'll have to watch it. That way if we ever have our conversation, I'll be like, I'll write all my information. I want it to be like a gap in my knowledge. Yeah, you don't want her to be like, you smell like soap and then have nothing to talk about. Exactly.

Yeah. Or she might like it, I'll be like, I haven't even seen that one. She's like, oh, this guy is like, oh, so he's not trying to talk. I guess I'm approved of this. Yeah, yeah. Let's say, get him to watch that movie.

Whereas we all know what you do. Just punch me in the face. So call the cops. So, call the cops. Or sue, sue, or sue. Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds. I don't know if I have one.

I never really thought about it. Be sure. Right now, Gallagherdo. Gallagherdo. Yeah, good show. Wait, wait, as is pointed out to me, every fucking time on the internet, Gall Gadot. Yeah, I know, I know.

Really? Because I always thought it was Gadot because it made us the weird mentality, but big in Hebrew is Gadol. So I thought maybe that gadol. Should be gal. As people don't understand why we say gadol and I want to point out that there's precedent from waiting for gadol and Brigitte Bardot, which is why when you look at that, when I look

at that name. You say Brigitte, I mean, Brigitte. Let's Brigitte Bardot. Brigitte Bardot. Now we're in the fucking door and the weeds. Is this point? Is this Brigitte Bardot? Brigitte Bardot. Bridget Bardot.

Bridget Bardot. It is in the B-R-I-G-I-T-T-E. It won't matter when we get married in her life. There is no marriage. Yo, you're missing out Bridget Bardot and Bridget Nielsen. It's not Bridget? There we go. Bardot.

There's a Bridget Bardot. Am I not? Am I wrong? No, we're talking about the first one. The first name. We know it's Bardot. We're just shouting names at this point. This is certainly the oldest man podcast in the world. What?

Bardot! I'm talking about the last friend. Now we're fucking Reese, okay, here we go. How to pronounce from that stupid YouTube channel, that's it. Well, let me tell you what really matters when you're coming to pronouncing names. This is Game of Thrones, started last night, and every time we talk about Game of Thrones, people on the internet love to tell me that I pronounce- Don't- those things are wrong!

Are they? Wait, computer- I believe I heard Bridget. I know. I was- I was- I was giving you credit. Bridget, guys, it's the same name. Bridget is the American pronunciation of Bridget. I- I heard one person-

Am I crazy in this talk? Do you- do you ever have any of those things, whenever you're a kid're a kid you'd read a word and read it one way in your head and then you pronounce it aloud? And it's like that forever. And it's wrong, is it? Is it horribly wrong? It's not saying so. Like my cousin pronounced,

she was reading, she's like, Ignora Moose. Okay, Ignora Moose. And then it's, you know, Ignoramus. I had one that was, I was like, I'm really deeter mind. Deeter mind. What word is that even?

Determine too. Yeah. Like I read the word as epitome. Every time I read epitome, I read that every single time when I was a kid. Also do you say biopic or biopic? Oh, I say biopic. And apparently so does the least willums.

And she didn't know that biopic was the way you're supposed to say. I think I saw her tweet about that. Yeah, yeah. Okay. I think it's, I don't know, I suppose it's biopic. I think people called it out that she's pronounced

in the same way I do. Okay, but the name that I pronounce, and I believe I pronounce it correctly, and I know correct people for pronouncing it incorrectly is in the show Game of Thrones. The queen's name is Cersei. And everyone else says Cersei. And they say it in the show Cersei.

But the actual name is pronounced Cersei. And even George R. R. Mountain. Mountain. Mountain pronounced it Cersei. And we'll say the guy who invented GIFs says GIF. So you got to, not everyone who makes something is right. We just ran into this recently. Oh, we have a discussion about the pronunciation of the word,

machinima. First is machinima. And the word machinima, which that's the way I pronounce it. That's the correct way. It comes from machine and cinema. So it all depends on when you start the transition from one word to the next. You guys have always said machinima, which is so that's how I know how to say it.

But then you did that vlog where you had someone who was talking about their machinima. That's how it started. That's how it started. The kid. Yeah. That's something. Machinima. Yeah. Did you have a machine too much for the word? Machinima. Yeah. Machinima. Putting all of it in there. Also, it's misspelled. That's the big problem with the word. That second eye. Yeah, there's no I

I would much in a month in either word at that point cinema ends in EMA and machine ends in an E It should be an E there and if the E was there you would probably pronounce a machine a month. Gorlamy Gorlamy, I don't know what that is. Gava ghoul. That's from a Gauri spacer. I started rewatching So pranos recently. Oh, he's like, Gabogool, that's not a good show. Yeah, it's a good show. Watching Game of Thrones,

we watched the Battle of the Bastards last night before we watched the new season opener, which we're not gonna do spoilers, by the way, even though the episode is aired already. But we watched the Battle of the Bastards and it made me think, fuck, I could really rewatch this entire series. I've been doing that.

Have you? Yeah. And I gotta do that. I'm gonna get that weird point now because the new season just started, but I was trying to rewatch all of Game of Thrones before the season started and got a lot. It's a lot.

You also don't realize how much foreshadowing happens? Yeah, once you know it's crazy, yeah. I reread all of the books before season, the last season started thinking surely the next book will be out around the same time while we're- That's gonna happen, you think. And it just, that was a year ago. Well, they just do novelizations now

of the seasons of the show. I don't know. That's weird. That's really, that's super weird. He said, I mean, he's already been working on wins of winter. Yeah, yeah, yes. I guess they're just gonna be two different things now. Yeah, it's already vastly different. At what point do you get a ghost writer?

Just like someone you sit down with and go, hey, here's the story. You got that. Yeah. You know, that's what I would do if I was him at this point. He clearly got it. I think it was Gavin who tweeted this, but the guy who plays Tom and Lannister,

he played a different character earlier on. Yeah, he was one of the ones that the car start killed. Yeah. Oh, you can find another fucking actor. They already know him. They're like, we already got his number. Well, I was in America was the human torch. So yeah. And what's I didn't think about that. The guy played Batman is also the the crow or whatever he is, the

bird man and spider man. Yeah, but I guess it's like, it's not the like, this is the same show. Spider-Man. Yeah, but I guess it's like, it's not the same show. It's the same series. I knew it, everybody together, everybody together Chris, he was in Birdman and then played Vulture. Yeah. It's got a thing going on. And then all I had in Batman, and he was Batman.

Yeah. What were you saying? That's, I'm field cheers. No, I'm just saying like it's, like in the same universe, yeah, that's weird, but like this is the same fucking show. And having like more character play. Acting against the same universe, yeah, that's weird, but this is the same fucking show. And having more character play. Acting against the same actors and characters. Someone who exists in the exact same world

and the same series and the same show. That's weird to me. We got a Marvel, John's not here. We got any Marvel experts in the room. So apparently the human torch from the reboot is now also been cast as a different superhero in the Marvel universe. So the human torch is like the entry level

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You know, leading up to the season premiere of Game of Thrones on Sunday, Esther really wasn't that excited about it. Like she was like, they had been so long, she's like, ah, you know, whatever. It's coming back at some point. So how'd that work out for? The Saturday before, like the day before

was like, I'm just gonna, without telling her, I was like, I'm just gonna put Battle of the Bastards and then this is another last season on, back to back. And she was like using her laptop and then like within three minutes of me putting the Battle of the besters on, she's like close to laptop and watching it. Yep.

And she's like, wait, when does the New Season start? I said tomorrow, she's awesome. That's the best way to approach it. It's just totally out of mind, I don't give a fuck about it. And then the day before watching it, that's how I was, because I was out of mind, I was just busy and then whenever I sat down to watch

and then there were people showing the pre-show and like that. I was like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, it's dirtin'. Yeah. I know. You remember it. It's like a, I think it's like a holiday within this company, Game of Thrones day.

Yeah. Like everyone, I think it was like this morning. I was like, this morning. I was like, yeah. Yeah. Well, we played Battlegrounds after Game of Thrones because Blaine and you all were there. Oh, do we get that?

Is that clip ready? Blaine and John, which one Oh, yeah, that one. No, then we set up early. We didn't play it. So this was from our podcast aspect, which will hopefully be out this Saturday. This Saturday. Hopefully if I get it edited. Yeah, we'll help with that. I'll help. I'll get it up. I've got a beef without a much that second.

Can we pull it up? We can talk over it. Oh, so John's driving. Yeah. So John is driving in this one. Can we get it? He's driving along. And he's supposed to pick up Bernie and Blaine and I'm just going You literally runs over Bernie goes as close to the wall as possible. Are you dead?

Just for the corner and you didn't have audio so you couldn't hear him coming. Oh, and then you're gonna hear this Can I know I work in the video? I'm screaming. They're like why'd you run in for the cards like because I can't fucking hear I Couldn't hear anything I pop out from behind a wall and John is hugging the wall This was the immediate is like our first game immediately disaster And then I think the second game Blaine just forgets how to get into a car He's got no fucking ammo in his gun. First of all, I have died I think it's trying to get into the hood of the car And I have and he loses like have his help Like when you're getting in a car, do you ever run at it in the middle of the street?

Sometimes I'm gonna get in the front Were you dead at this point? Yes, I was dead because Blaine did not come help me He was scavenging for a gun with no ammo. We're just what he's carrying around right now So I've been played this game yet. What is the your play? Yeah, but what do you do? So it's it's a great premise. Okay. So every game a hundred people join a lobby, then you all get in a plane and jump out of the plane over an island. You have no equipment. You have to find everything on the island and then whoever dies last, it kills everyone else wins. And it's an enormous island and the way that the game escalates is there's an area,

like you know, in Hunger Games there's that dome. Yeah. It gets that thing gets smaller and smaller. That's a fun. So this is a ring of electricity that slowly moves its way in and then it'll reset and go, okay, now the ring is gonna be here and it's gonna be a little bit smaller.

Now it'll be here, it's gonna be a little bit smaller. So keep running towards it. Yeah, you have to keep it, or getting cars and go towards it and there's all these different strategies. So, could you work with the team? Because you guys are always playing together. Four man squads, you can play keep it or getting cars and go towards it and there's all these different strategies. So could you work with the team because you guys are obviously planning together? Yes, four man squads. Okay, the two man squad or you can place every man for me.

I prefer solo. Of course you do. I think it's more challenging. I got five. Shocker of the century. Nine to row. Five chicken dinners. So I've, that's to me, I'm set.

You guys had fried chicken at the office the other day because of that. We did. John and I were celebrating. We were all happy. We had Gus's fried chicken. I ordered set you guys had fried chicken at the office the other day because of that. We did John I was celebrating we had Gus is fried chicken. I ordered it because He's looking at she's looking at you. Oh me. I thought you're talking to Gus. That made more sense Ha yeah, it's good because I think we had it. We had an RTX last year not this year, but last year. So spicy. I don't know Yeah, there was someone I was talking to at the office who's lived in Austin for like most of their life who's never had a dress-priced chicken.

Oh, I had never had it. But I think it literally until the end. No, no, it's so good. I think I originated in Houston. No, Gus, this is from like Tennessee. Okay, never mind. Does the piece you opted to do a posh VS? Yes, it does.

It was made to be his correct. It is not correct. No, it's correct. It is correct. Aspecha. My last name is Burns, it ends in an S. Yeah, when if you say Burns and ends in S. Yeah, if you say Burns is something.

You had it applied to you, doesn't mean you're right. Guess it does. I looked it up, go look it up. I've looked it up. My last name ends in S, so I'm right. I mean, what the fuck, I don't argue with you. My last name doesn't end in S, it ends in A. My first name ends in S.

And clearly you've got it all under control. So all us. Hey, guys, let's not fight. Why don't we save that for Tuesday night? You didn't run it all the way Tuesday night. No, it's over. Patrick, can I get a fucking logo on every side of this cap so I don't have to be good at this? Thank you. Sure. What time could I watch it on Tuesday night if I wanted to Patrick?

5 p.m. Central. 5 p.m. Central. Just like the receipt podcast. Just like the receipt podcast just like the rest of the podcast and see except with games and fun and I don't know what people yelling and cups and talking about members tomorrow. We zero percent grammar on Tuesday night game tomorrow is game attack versus JT machinima and fun house versus sugar pine seven. Oh wow.

Okay. Can you can you give us a little preview for the podcast listeners what they're going to be playing? Are you saving that Save and all that magic for Tuesday night. I see how it is A little Monday night scumbags You know, we don't we don't get all the inside information. How come I have a team? How come Gus doesn't have a team? There's a few teams you did. Oh, yeah, I said no. I don't want to do that So Patrick when I complain about I have a team,

the answer should be we offered one to Gus. So it's a play Kate, my ego. You're too busy. I'm never around. You're too busy doing Jennifer Lewis. Oh, I'm getting that truth. What is it? Would it say to get Patrick?

I'm never around. Oh. Turning the cup. This isn't even that good of a cup. We're not gonna get it. It's a great cup. It's a the cup. This isn't even that good of a cup. It's a great cup. It's a great cup. It's a great cup.

Disperaging our cups, dispersing our products. Do you hear about the new, they finally named that Star Wars area they're building at Disney? Oh, it's called Star Wars. Yeah, I read it, but it totally didn't register in my memory at all. I have to write it down. I keep forgetting. Galaxy's Edge. Galaxy's edge. I knew it was galaxy's in there somewhere

You think they could cope with something memorable. I can't remember it. I have to look it up every time galaxy's edge But should have called it the inner rim Is it because it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it wouldn't be able to touch it. I know right You wouldn't much you wouldn't be the wash's hands there. The outer rim is a thing. Is there an inner rim or is it just called the outer rim? It's the planets and the outer rim. Rim job. No.

No, it's just like. So if you get a job there, is it called a rim job? There you go. Yeah. I'm sure no one's made that joke before. I am probably not. Fuck, you called me out earlier for my what is game fight joke and call you out please do Bring it so that's supposed to open 2019 and then the I want to go and then that Nintendo area at Universal Japan supposed to open 2020

Nintendo area. Yes, it's super Nintendo world what at Universal Japan. You haven't seen this no no What I know the guy's. This is all new information. Yeah, they announced it a couple months ago and they have like a concept that you know. Do they have to be painted specifically super Nintendo? They are calling it super Nintendo world. So I don't know if that means it's specifically super Nintendo

or if it's just an Nintendo world that is super. Maybe. Yeah. They said they wanna have it ready in time for the 2020 Tokyo Olympics. It's totally like the cover for Akira, right? Yeah. Yeah. Like all the human genetic testing's happening

underground below it, below the construction site. The ghosts of the shell come out. Yeah. It did? I didn't remember when it came out. I remember all the hub of the life. That's not ghosts in the shell. Oh, did you all have the video.

There's like a like a. I want to go there. I want to go. So we're talking about Mario Land in Universal Studios. What was this photo? You just showed us a picture of Mario. That was a promo for it. That's like the end of it.

Oh, that is that actually what is like a concept of what it's going to look like? Because that was cartoon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ghost in the shell opened March 31st. There are E3 booths for the free impressive. see what it is like a concept of what it's gonna look like. Right, because that was cartoon. Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's probably what's gonna look like. Yeah, Ghost in the Shell opened March 31st. There E3 booth was free.

Impressive. It had a day night cycle. It grossed $40 million. Ugg on a 110 budget. This is why I'll never get with Scarlett Johansson, because I wouldn't be able to not bring that up. So we're dead. That's why.

That's it. Yeah. What if she likes soap though? Listen, you're fucking screwed. She'll just flock to you. She really, you smell like Irish spring and I'll be, thanks, I just got it at the store. It cost me less than 40 million though,

which is what goes in the show and made it the box-off. It's fucking, see, I took my foot in my mouth and then I fucked things up with Scarlett Johansson. Is it Johansson or Johansson? Johansson. Oh God. It doesn't matter. It's for deep, Johansson.

You remember the first, one of the first times we went to New Zealand, we went to that gold class cinema and watched Matchpoint immediately after getting off the plane. I was like, what do you have? There's a one-year film. It's like, that was maybe the worst film to possibly watch after getting off of a flight to New Zealand. It was in a big, comfy recliner. We just wanted to go to these nice movie theaters, and that's what we're showing.

It was that in like some local, some local or New Zealand movie, right? I don't remember what the other one was. It kind of looked like if Tyler Perry made movies in New Zealand. It's what it looked like. It was a very specific movie. We were like, okay, let's go see the Scarlett Johansson movie instead. But it's like Scarlett Johansson, like, mac and out with Woody Allen all the time. Maybe't take me. Maybe you do have a chance. Yeah.

Hey, look at me. I'm gonna smell like soap in the vitamins, or ever soap in vitamins. Is that what Woody Allen smells like vitamins? What do you think Woody Allen smells like? I think he smells like an old sock. I think gay. But that's been soaking in toilet water.

Sounds like menthol or something. God, you know, one of the things about time travel, like you could look at these, oh, these romantic periods of like the old west or medieval times, it's always in my head. I always said the Getty Museum with my kids and we were looking at these Renaissance era paintings and it's always in my head that yeah,

this is a really cool like like, count square and everything, but I just can't help but imagine how bad everything smells. I think about that all the time. Just how horrible it almost smells. There's two things I think about with this time travel is one how bad everyone smelled and two how terrible all the food must have been. But it's a must've been terrible.

It's like, there's, because it's crazy to think that for centuries, empires, an enormous wealth was built on salt and pepper. Yeah. It's like, this was super expensive. It's super, you throw it away. You get a little fucking paper packets now. You're like, oh, this shit, get rid of it.

Yeah, they used to pay people literally throw salt over the shoulders. It's like, that, that was probably as valuable as gold at one point in time. They should pay wages in it, right? Right. So yeah. And now it's like, right? Right, salt, yeah. And now it's like, and that so food must have been unspiced and just fucking awful back then. So how did it, if food was good?

They could have just salted with their, very good. Why is salt such a big deal, though, too? Because you got the ocean. Like, it's right there. The ocean's right there. You just, not everywhere. Yeah, pretty much most places.

Yeah, even 150 years ago, getting to the ocean from here would have been a fucking nightmare. So I have a question though, if, if, The real ocean to go. If food was really shitty and like didn't taste good, were there a lot of overweight people? Well, no, because they also didn't have like,

the stuff we have now like saturated fats. Yeah, yeah, or enriched wheat You know where they they bleach it and then like loaded back up with like fake nutrients So they're just not as many overweight people like that. Um any I mean, I'm sure there were some but yeah People was supposedly Overweight it was much rarer. I mean it was rare when I was a kid. I mean, it was like, you know, it's definitely something that's an increasing infrequency for sure, is the phenomenon of people being overweight. So interesting.

All you have to do is you said you had a very negative reaction to a specific gamer that I was seeing last night. Oh, Sam, well, Tarty won. Oh, with the chamber pots. Yowza is funny. We're not spoiling anything. You actually were helping you out. But I'll keep you from from eating too much. Good Lord. We had beef stew that was written. Yeah, we did. We did one of those classic game of the wrongs nights where Ashley made Guinness beef stew.

It was so good. Took her like four hours to cook it. It was delicious. And then we got what we call, Ashley likes to call crusty breads, which are, you know, we go to whole foods and you go to the bakery part with the big loaves that are like hard crusty. And so once where you squeeze them

and you could like hear it again. Yeah, yeah. But they're like fresh, so it's like the inside's all glutinous and everything else in there. And so that's what we did. We had a very traditional game of thrones meal. We had four appetizers. We had cheeses and various meats also with some honey

and some nuts on this cheese board that we made. And then for the entree, we had crusty bread and beef stew with potatoes and carrots in it. And it was in these like wooden bowls. And then we had it in the wooden bowls with that. And then for dessert, we had birthday cake ice cream. Everyone remembers that episode of Game of Thrones.

Everybody. But no, classic treat. I vividly remember us all with our wooden bowls. They're just scooping the stew into our mouth as that scene came up. And everyone, I just saw slowly put their balls down. Do you want to what's even worse is that we have other bowls that have a handle on them on the top.

And if we did that, I think people left at that point. So you prefer to buy your bread of whole foods like quite a lot of your way for that. Because like the crusty bread, like the fancy bread. While you were there did you buy a single stick of butter? Did they have them? What have I been saying for this? I didn't look. Actually, I didn't go to Whole Foods.

I went to the knockoff one. Central market. So I didn't check. Although somebody sent me, and you, on Twitter, I'm getting pictures of butter all the time now. Yeah, it's great. I didn't.

And if I ever get some kind of like thing where I can go back to a certain day of my feet, I'm like, what is this? Why is everyone sending me pictures of butter? But somebody sent me a single stick. But it was like this big. It's as big as a whole pack of my feet, I'm like, what is this? Why is everyone sending me pictures of a butter? But somebody sent me a single stick. But it was like this big. It's as big as a whole pack of butter. The people also sent a single individual sticks of one dude.

Two, three. One. No. Multiple. That's Christmas say one dude. One dude sent this. Multiple. That's a single stick of butter.

I'm done talking about this. I've been to the store. Cause you've been proven wrong. That's how you're done talking about. I have yet to be proven wrong. Multiple times. You said you went to the store because you've been proven wrong That's why you're done talking about I have yet to be proven wrong multiple times You said you went to the store and took video. Where's your video? I mean, I said I went to the store took video you said it during the podcast that our tx you did nice That I took a photo and I showed it photo is one video. It's like it's a single video

It's like a one part of the video frame. There you go. Bar. Thank you Look did you take two pictures or did you get it right the first time about you took two pictures? There you go That's a fucking you. One frame. Look, did you take two pictures? Or did you get it right the first time? I bet you picked two. There you go, that's a fucking video. That's a really short video. You're under everyone. Send Bernie your favorite videos. Two frames.

Everyone, please send them to him. I'm gonna change the YouTube logo to TWO. He said two instead of five frames. Instead of five seconds, don't you have two frame films? Two frame videos. You'd watch them and you'd know. It's like, it frame films. Two frame videos. You'd watch it. I mean, you know, it's like, it's not even a comic strip.

What would you call it? You're two thirds of the way to a comic strip. That happened pay off, dude. It's beer. You know those boomerangs on Instagram, would you call that a video? Yeah, yeah, boomerangs definitely a video. How many frames is a boomerang?

It's like four. No, it's like 15 or 30, isn't it? Okay. That's like seconds. So what, what's like five seconds forward? Five seconds. Yeah, what's like 15 or 30, isn't it? Okay. Oh, it's like seconds. So what, what's all five seconds? It's like five seconds forward, five seconds. Yeah, we'll call five of it. Good because if there's sequential images,

the images I took were not sequential. So that doesn't make any sense. I think you might have done one of the only good boomerangs I've ever seen. Me? Like you flopped your hair down at the camera or something. Yeah. I camera were exactly what it was.

I was like, okay, that's the first boomerang that actually looked like. Anything that looks cool going in reverse, I think it makes a good boomerang. If it's just someone like me, me, me, me, me, me. Which they boomerang that actually looks good. Anything that looks cool going in reverse, I think it makes it good to the ring. If it just someone like, me, me, me, me, me. Which they always ask you to do whenever you make an appearance anywhere. It's the new thing.

Now it's like, when you go to like, when you're on talk show or like when we did that midnight, you guys run this fucking gauntlet, Chris of social media. They're like, okay, we're gonna tweet from this. Okay, now everybody get ready to do a Snapchat. Now we're gonna do boomerang. Now let's do something for Instagram.

So you're like, they're for like 30 fucking minutes. Just doing the dumbest, like jump around horse shit, you know, for every little piece of social media. It's just like, can someone be fucking platform? It's just, bite the dust. Just, just vine it. I like how we have our new social media manager there listening to you. Yeah, sorry.

We're trying to do more stuff like that. Welcome aboard. You doing Boomerang? We're doing Boomerang? Hell yeah. We're doing Boomerang. Hell you are doing boomerangs Not what if they never a special occasion what what platforms have you posted to today Instagram Start a

Grand Twitter all of them you heard it here first. Yeah, I think I think he's lying. Okay, let me face book snapchat dying Yeah, you think yes You can't Snapchat dying. Yeah, you think yes. Yeah, although Snapchat just updated to include links, which is actually very cool. I only had links for a while. No, never had links. Hey, Gus can they're under the queue of filters now. They stole that from Instagram. How dare they? After Instagram stole literally every fucking thing from Snapchat. Now Facebook stole, I mean, Facebook, I guess owns Instagram. They still stole it. Facebook has stories now too.

I'm saying. Has anyone ever got to face that? We didn't know what they said. Not even like my old relatives. Yeah, because Facebook has a much older demographic. I mean, nobody's into that. Gus, I think you and I should establish a new segment on the podcast.

Okay. Just so we have like the two muppets that are up in the balcony yelling at everyone else. Waldorf and yeah, we should get a balcony that you and I can go into when we're mad about something that we don't like because we're old and we can put it up here And then we can like look down and yell what is Gosh you explain to me and then we'll have the millennials tell us what you guys What is the fucking hot dog? What is the hot dog? Oh the hot dogs life man. What is that?

It's like a dancing hot dog. You can put it wherever you want. It sits on the ground. But where? Like, how do I, is it Snapchat? I think, okay, because I just see the photos of it. And I don't know where the fucking hot dog is. 2017's dad boy. And you can like, make it bigger. You can make it smaller.

You can put it on stuff. And then it stays there when you move the camera. That is the kind of thing like the hot dog is put the headphones on and everything. And it's fucking dancing. That's the kind of thing that it comes up in a, you know, like a design meeting with people around a conference table and they come up like, hey, everyone's gonna fucking love this hot dog.

It's the kind of thing that should not, you're not gonna work. You know how I think they came up with this? If you put the hot dog on me, I just gonna be the end of our relationship, Barbara. If you put the hot dog on me right now. So, our hot dog next to me? Hold on, I hear the hot dog. I'm trying to place it. Fuck that hot dog.

Fuck you hot dog. It's right here. Yeah, it's right there. Stupid fucking hot dog. Fuck you hot dog. It's right here. Yeah, there's a stupid fucking hot dog. Oh, you're overrated. Hot dog. Actually, Iline, you won't have a career in a year. You know where I think the hot dog came from? We're in a ballpark. Yeah, I like it so perfect.

This is it, Bernie. The island is so perfect. I think the hot dog came from the dancing baby. I think the one who just thought about dancing baby was like, how can we make this? Like this was something that was huge 20 years ago. Let's make a dancing hot dog. The little babies? The little hot dog. Can't eat a baby. Can eat a hot dog.

You can. What is it? The hot dog have a lower to it? It dances. That's it. It's a hot dog that got over under on whether or not we'll see dancing hot dog Halloween costumes. Oh, absolutely.

Oh, it'll be long gone before that. Never know for God in it. I will bet nobody. I will try to find someone, no one will know personally, and there will be very few people doing the hot dog costume. I'm doing it. Well, you'll do it just to win the stupid bet.

I'll do it. I was David Pumpkin's last. You were. Last time. Trust me, in today's modern society, that hot dog is gonna be like a racist KKK mascot in the next two months. That's exactly what's gonna happen with that.

You know, one thing I was talked about, so the David Pumpkins thing was like, people like Pepe A2, like he was popular. I knew people. Wasn't it like a racist thing though? No, it is now. It was not initially. Now it's like the symbol of the alt-right.

Yikes. It's all right in even the way to say that. It's like a different section. It's like, it's like control right. Yeah, this shitty wanna be Nazis. There we go. So, not all right. Okay, yeah.

And for the Republicans was last Halloween, right? And it was like a very specific suit. And it was the only person I knew who did it. A very unique look to it. When I did, when I was doing unconventional, I went to Santa Conde in New York. I'd say maybe a quarter of the people I encountered were wearing like the comparable Christmas version of that.

Where's that instead of jackal lanterns, it was like Christmas trees. I've not been around for a while though. Yeah, it apparently has been around for several years. I felt like people didn't dress up as David Pumpkins, but they went to the website, maybe because it wasn't available. And they got the Christmas version.

Got David Pumpkins. David S Pumpkins. David S Pumpkins. And also, David S Pumpkins was a phenomenon. Any question? And also, David S. Pumpkins was a phenomenon. Any question? And it was during Halloween. It was like maybe two or three weeks before Halloween and still nobody dressed as David S. Pumpkins, except for you.

It was hard to find that suit. It was really hard. I'm David S. Wolf. They brought him back a few weeks ago. Yeah, they were coming once ago. He just like showed up. Oh, when Tom Hanks was hosting, was he hosting? You know, he came back into the cameo.

And he was very briefly in that episode. Such a brilliant, such a brilliant brilliant. Let me get out, dude. Reeth here. But you could never have a, no, never, never. It was like the hot dog with the headphones. It's like they're like, someone's like, this is not gonna work.

People are gonna think we're pandering to them. It's like, do you guys think we're like, do you really like the hot dog? And then they put it out. And now that guy's got a fucking promotion. That guy is the head of content development now at fucking Snapchat. Cause he's like, what have you guys in the hot dog?

Oh, that guy's got a fucking career. The other guy who's a straight thinking person is like, what is wrong with the world? What is wrong that this fucking hot dog is taking off? If everyone watching could put the dancing hot dog on our podcast, while you're watching, tap the subscribe button. I'll say that. Well, one of mine, everyone, this episode of the

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And I'm gonna be in professional. These two are sitting here doing nothing the entire time that you're keeping this podcast afloat on a business level. These fucking two right here over here with hot dogs on the screen, making a bounce around on your lap. Hey, fucking hot dog. That's work. You don't have to add a hot dog there. It's hot dog squared.

We're looking market cap on Snapchat now. I know it's fallen, but it's like, it's like it's what, a $15 billion hot dog, dates and company fucking shit. What's this? $17.36 billion. What? $17.36 billion. $15 billion hot dog, a basic company, look at shit what it is. $17.36 billion. What? $17.36 billion.

Oh my God. Oh yeah, it's following, it's easy. Well, I think it was like 22 after its IPO. I still use Snapchat all the time. Do you? Oh yeah. Why? You just use your single.

Yeah, yeah. I don't use listen, whenever Chris says he does something, I'm assuming 100% of times because he's single and he's trying to meet girls. That's what I assume about you every single time. Why is that? I don't know because you're single. Yeah, I would listen whenever Chris says he does something I'm assuming a hundred percent of times because he's single and he's trying to meet girls That's what I assume about you every single time. Why is that I don't know cuz you're single guy I'm okay. I prefer might not be a fair assessment But I'm just saying that's what immediately leaps to mine. I'm fair

You know, I'm gonna do I'm gonna take some extra trees and I'm gonna put them in the Tuesday night game fight Snack container. Oh Doppels up deal purpose. Oh my beer is in there No, there's's in there. I love these pineapple rings. Should I have this back? Sure. Oh, wow.

Healthy than a hot dog. I actually caught something. I was impressed. Left attitude. So proud of you, Gus. Thanks. I'm a big, I'm a big dork. Yeah, it was, it was interesting when we were doing

unconventional, they kept asking me for photos of myself when I was like a kid or when I was a teenager. So I had to like ask my mother to send me photos, like old photos and they actually used some of them and I was like, oh God, what the fuck? I go near the documentary crew. They asked me the same thing. I guess that's like a standard thing.

They want like, look at this. It used to be this normal kid. And then now I'll end this poor story, this train wreck who loves pizza and pineapple but not together. Every time we're in the wide now, I'm gonna this poor story. This is train wreck. Who loves pizza and pineapple, but not together. Every time we're in the wide now, I'm gonna dance just in case someone's putting a hot dog here. You're not in the wide, you're in a single, there you go.

Stupid as hot dog. Oh, check out. You've got an account, but you know, I used to for a little bit. Somebody give me some of you to snapchat and I'm just like, yeah. I'm too old, I'm too old for snapchat. I figured out, this is a very obvious feature,

but I figured out how to do on Snapchat when you could see if your friends have watched your story. You just swipe up on it, you can see all your friends. I had no idea that existed until like two weeks ago. It's just the entire time I knew about that. Yeah, I don't like that. I mean, why? I would hope that my friends would watch

get started. I was gonna see like if they've watched it multiple times. No way, really. No, I don't think so. I think you can. I'm unless no one's watched my stories more than once because I just see their name. I'm gonna watch yours multiple times right? Instagram you can see it but you can't see like your friends aren't like at the top or. Oh yeah, you can't and you can't search for

people within people who've watched it. It's fairly recent that Snapchat put your friends up on top. It used to be just a huge list. Oh, maybe that's what. But I think within the last month and a half or so, they changed it to where your friends get put up top. Got you. Wherever, where are you? Snapchat for being like an anonymous delete your post after 24 hours kind of a thing.

They do some things that give away that kind of thing, like showing that your friends are watching your thing. To me, that hinders activity. You want them to be able to be able to be on Snapchat, like looking at other people's stories, even if they don't want that person to know they're doing it. There's also those weird icons when you're chatting with people. And there's one that says that your best friends with someone, you chat them more than anybody else, but then they have a different icon if they chat with you the most, but you don't

chat with them the most. It's theirk. Didn't Andrew Watts tell you that? Not just knew about that. I qualified for that for him. And he sent me that. I was like, fuck you. Fuck you. Yeah, we're leaving. And that's when you stopped using it.

Yeah. Well, Andrew Watts get one over on me with this fucking Snapchat chat. Maybe somebody hot dogs for more. He's an actual teenager though. Not anymore. I know, but we still call that. It happens to everyone.

We get old in the crap, but I used to be a teenager once. You had Icq. I did. I had Icq. You had me a number. Oh, oh, oh. I don't remember my password.

I remember my number, but I cannot remember one. You remember your Icq number? Yeah. What was it? I guess it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Seven, nine, eight nine eight oh three six oh really that's impressive The mic It was a bear is a chat client. Yeah, I didn't know what I see Q was is before a well-eastern messengers

Like probably one of the first chat clients. Did you guys ever have a lot of for a hundred and ninety six million dollars? Chris you want to make a lot of money? You want to be a billionaire? I do. Okay, there you go. All right, here's how you're gonna do that. Good answer. Wait, like two years, invent a new check line. Did what's that?

Get sold. Yeah, WhatsApp was sold for $17 billion. $18 billion. Wait, were they? What's happens about my Facebook? That's how everybody heard about them for the first time in the US at least. Well, Snapchat's now we're 20 billion.

Fucking Slack is worth what now? A ridiculous amount of money. Just invent a message and client. It's all the same fucking thing. It's just like you just type a message and it goes to the person. It's the simplest fucking thing and then there were 20 billion bucks. I don't know.

April of 2016, Slack was valued at $3.8 billion. But what I end in June of this year, it's up to $9 billion. Oh my God. Slack is the most dumb one. I think it's great. It's, I don't know what's great about it. I don't know if people fucking love it.

The only people love about chat clients, period, is that the people, other people use it. That's it. Are that it worth? That's it. What doesn't work about chat? I mean, I don't know. I just like to like the way Slack works.

How? What does the thing that you have? I like all the different integrations. What, in what way? You just make it a word. Say something. What's your favorite integration? Giffy.

Oh, Giffy's good. I like being able to type slash Giffy and then a word and then that comes out. Oh, I'm an interesting one, I'll wait. Hello? All the time. to give me and then a word and then that comes out. Oh, I'm an interest funder. Hello. All the time. It's just my phone rings twice a day. Nobody's there.

There's testing to see if it's a valid number. If someone answers. Have you? It's a thousand. Shopping. I got it. I got a game. It's awful.

It's out of control. Yeah, my mailbox is worthless. My mailbox is just ads. I'm chewing pineapple here, sir, buddy. Like your, you like postal service mailbox? Yeah. Yeah, it's garbage. Right.

Man, oh, oh, can I rant about the fucking postal service? Does it get that alchemy? I'm convinced that the postal service intentionally loses packages that are not priority mail in order to try to shake you down to use the more expensive priority mail. No, wow, that's a long play. I had something that was supposedly delivered to me was before it takes a couple of weeks ago. Oh, it was the day before it was July 3rd. It's scanned

delivered at my place. I look, there's nothing in my mailbox. Look at my neighbor's mailboxes because it gets fucked up all the time because they don't know which one's mine. It has to write that her package is going to other people all the time, but don't know which one's mine. Didn't ask her right that her package is go to other people all the time, but she never gets it. It was actually Esther's package. That's fondness. Oh, saying mine to be concise.

But yeah, it was Esther's package. Looked in all her neighbors, none of them have it. So July 4th, they're closed. July 5th, I go there and I'm like, hey, this is my package, this is my tracking number. Says it was delivered, it wasn't. When was very apologetic, she was super nice. Like I'm so sorry.

I'm gonna take down your contact info. I'm gonna look for it and we'll let you know. So, okay, I said, if I don't hear anything, because post office never calls me back, I'm coming back tomorrow. And I'm gonna ask her, she's like, yeah, yeah, definitely come back. Didn't hear anything, or course, come back the next day. She's not working, it's like some other dude, like explain everything again. She said, okay, I'm gonna take your information, I'm gonna look for the package. I said, I've already been to this. This already happened yesterday. He's like, well, I'm gonna take your information. I'm gonna look for the package. I said, I've already been through this. This already happened yesterday.

He's like, well, I wasn't here. I know you weren't here. I'm gonna fix everything this wrong with the bus. I give him all the shit. And he's like, okay, do I have a case number or anything? And he like scoffs and he's like, it's a post office. We don't have case number. What the fuck does that mean?

So I was like, okay, great. I tell him, again, I'm coming back in 24 hours. I'm gonna, he's like, you won't need to come back because I'm gonna have it fixed. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Let me guess. Of course, you stop fixing.

I don't get a call, nothing. But meanwhile, Esther's talking with the Postal Service on Twitter. Oh, oh, and the same guy who told, who scoffed at me, says, I'm looking at the, he's like, has a printout. He doesn't let me hold a printout. He's like, look, look, I show here it was delivered and the GPS on the tracking system says it was delivered

at your address. I was like, well, I don't know what to tell you because I don't fucking have it. So meanwhile, Esther's talking with them on Twitter. And then on Twitter, that next day, they're like, oh yeah, we're looking at the GPS and it looks like the package was delivered four houses east of your actual house. Like, why the fuck is that guy lying at me telling me it was delivered at my house with the GPS says? So they're like, we're gonna go and we're gonna knock on every door and we're gonna try to find your package. So eventually a week later, the package is just in our mailbox.

Yeah. Showed up. Like why, first of all, if it was Mr. Liverd, who the fuck just doesn't take it a couple houses down and put it in the right mailbox? Second of all, where the fuck is the postal service lying to me? I'm sure, yeah, I'm sure it was never delivered to anyone. Yeah, I'm sure they just had it lost.

It's happened before where it says delivered, I go to the post office, they're like one second, then they come sure, yeah, I'm sure it was never delivered to anyone. I'm sure they just had it locked. It's happened before where it says delivered, I go to the post office, they're like one second, then they come back, like, oh, here it is, it was in the back. Why is it say it's delivered? If it's in the fucking post office, if I didn't come ask for it, what was gonna do you gonna take it home? It's fucking bullshit.

I've held my mail before on trips. It doesn't get delivered, I go to the post, I'm like, hey, I had my mail held, because I was out of town. It wasn't delivered on my box, can you get it for me? Like, yeah, we don't have it. I go to the post, I'm like, hey, I had my mail held because I was out of town. It wasn't delivered on my box. Can you get it for me? Like, yeah, we don't have it. I was out of the country for two weeks. You lost all my mail.

Like, we'll call you. We'll call you? Yeah. To the post office. I'm super cool. No, they never called me. Hi, this is the post office calling. I don't even know the post office has a phone.

God, what a fucking scam. What a fucking sham. Yeah, I'm glad it's going out of business and is outdated. Post office is weird too. It's just weird like hybrid government agency private industry. It's just like, you go one way or the other, you know, you got like zero account of accountability. I like the post office. Has it, you know, it's fun to mail stuff.

You're weird. Have you heard of, have you heard that story? That's crazy to mail. I don't know, I don't mail much at all, but that's fun when I do it. It's lasting to mail stuff. You're weird. Have you heard of, have you heard that story? I'm a mail-in-create, I'm a mail-in-create. I don't know, mail much at all, but it's fun when I do it. It's the last thing you mailed. A bride. I guess a letter.

Oh, that does sound fun. All right. All right, I think about it. You see like a birthday thing. Meg 64 is a great story. This happened a little more years ago. They're at the FedEx. We took them 20 seconds to come up with a letter.

What is Meg 64 to? So they, I don't know, they make some videos on the internet. But they're at the FedEx shipping something. And there's a guy behind them who was very impatient and kept tapping his foot and like looking and he kept saying, like, we heard you're up here. Some of us have places to be. No, it's just.

And he was being very impatient. And so after we finished up with it, the guy came to the counter and was like, these forms need to be on my boss's desk by Monday morning. It was a Saturday. And he was just like, please, take these right now, ship them this instant. I don't want to wait anymore. And he was being very rude to the service people.

And the guy takes so many looks at the address and he goes, He's, take these right now, ship them this instant. I don't wanna wait anymore. And he was being very rude to the service people. And the guy takes so many looks at the address and he goes, this is a PO box. We don't ship to PO boxes. And he goes, okay, well what the fuck should I do? And he goes, my boss is desk, he's in a PO box. And then he was saying, like, this needs to be on my boss's desk by Monday morning.

And he's just like, sorry, like, we don't, we don't ship to PO boxes, he goes, okay, well, where's the nearest, where's the nearest post office or something? Like that, I think it was actually a Sunday. And they're just like, Sunday, bro. And apparently after he said that, the guys had just exploded and ran out the door. I don't understand how people do not understand

the difference between FedEx, UPS and the post office. Or the fact that mail doesn't ship out on Sundays from post offices. Right. Yeah. I feel like, in it, any time I go to the UPS and the post office. Or the fact that mail doesn't ship out on Sundays from post offices. Right. Yeah. I feel like in it, anytime I go to like the UPS store, there's someone trying to drop off a FedEx package, anytime I go to a FedEx store,

there's someone trying to drop off a UPS package. How the fuck do these people live their day-to-day lives? Yeah, that's a good question. I mean, they just think it's like, just into mail place, that's it. Yeah, that's probably what they think. It's just a mail place. It's baffling, I mean. I like mail. That's it. Yeah, that's probably what they think just mail place. Baffling. I like mail.

That's our new shirt people like mail. It's great. They walk into the store and Chris is just outside like hanging out like He's got a little banner. Your email or he's just they're gone. It's great. Isn't that like? This is pretty cool. Then they come out mad because like this is not fair. We can work at a mail at a post office. I don't know if I'd want to work there. I think people get angry a lot. There's evidence by gust of story, you'd be correct. You're a little angry about something,

I think it's I think they're doing good work. Have you ever talked about like what's your fall back job? Like if you just had to go like go get a job tomorrow and like you wanted to go get a job or what it'd be? Well, I always thought it would be a teacher. Okay. But I don't think I'd do that anymore. Why not? Yeah, I do thought it would be teacher. Okay. But I don't think I'd do that anymore. Why not?

Too many things on the internet of me. Oh, that's a good point. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's like, you're, you're like, how many videos and things were of, I'm like, well, I couldn't be near. What's the worst thing about you on the internet? Well, they'd be like, Hey, Mr. Demarase, what's this video you got? You making out with this guy's act on the pictures now.

Did you guys make out in the end of the little league video? Wait, wait, there's a, there's a, a kiss. That's not even the worst, because that's like. That's just a kiss. I would probably, I don't know, I don't know. I mean, social disorder or some conversation, something I said on a podcast. Oh, cursing, cursing a lot.

You demonstrated a lot of the way. I like, this is my naked, calling you attention though, that I don't think Chris has really done anything to embarrassing. That's not saying. On the spot, maybe some stuff you've done, but like, I don't recall any scripts you've been in

where you had to do something that was actually embarrassing. Have you ever been a customer? In his underwear? I have not been a hiller. Gus has been naked in videos. I've been naked. I've been naked I have not been Hitler. Gus has been naked in video. I've been naked. You've been naked in cover and naked. I've been naked.

What video are you naked in? I think on some million dollars butt I was naked. Oh yeah, it's in me. And we even like, yeah. Actually, that's pretty naked. That's ruining all of our future careers. Get your kid off. Let's get him, let's say, I miss him.

Oh, I thought he said kid. Get your kid. Is he kids? He's a kid. I heard kid. Gamma. Oh, I thought he said Kid. Get your kid. Yeah. Is he kids? He's a kid. I heard Kid. He's just kid, right? Kid off. I heard Kid. Kid off.

No, he's to get your kid off though, if you're not gonna wash your butt ever. Poor revelation. Was that before the, do we talk about that on the podcast? No, I don't have that for the podcast. Okay. The Gamma doesn't.

Yeah, we talked about it on the podcast that we tape at RTX. It's where other people. But we mentioned to like three podcasts before that. But the karate chop method came to light during RTX. It's where I think we mentioned to like three podcasts before that. But the karate chop method came to light during RTX. Karate chop. Yeah, he karate chops the water into his crack.

I spent money on something. I don't really know how it works. And Gavin came in to me to do it. I could have been wanting to buy it for a year, but there's some things I just can't pull the trigger on buying. It's less like I can't do it. I can't make myself spend the money on it. One of the things I absolutely hate, I love my cats. I have two

cats. I have Nutmeg and I have Joe the cat. And I liked him very much. Cats, shit, in a box, filled with sand. That's awful. And to deal with that on an ongoing basis, it just, it lowers the quality of my life to deal with the cat shit that's in a box. So in the past there have been ones with like their motorized and they have a little rake that goes through those are 10 times more work because the rakes get gross and then you have to sit there and clean this thing. It's putting your dishwasher. Gross. So anyway, so Gavin told me about this cat litter box that he saw which which is like a big egg, which is why Gavin, of course, I love it,

because he loves this egg, egg shaped. But it's like a $400 cat litter box. Geez, nobody loves the cat litter box. What does it do? I know. It's hard to explain, because I don't know. That's it, they got it. So it rotates and it gets the poop.

While the cat's in it. No, there's the cat's not in it. Oh, that'd be a fun little ride. I think a picture cat like in a spacesuit, like it's an astronaut and that's like it's ship and it's like rotating. Dude, you can't go back in that video. That look like a lady who has a lot of cats at the end there.

Like right at the tail end of that clip. Set a pun. What? Right at the tail end. So here comes, a pun. What? Right at the tail end. So here comes, this is the gravity at work, guys. Here comes the little clumps and they're gone for good and you don't have to deal with them. And then cat lady.

Yeah, cat lady. She looks like she has a lot of cats. She's like, oh, it works for Mindy and Biffy and Paulie and Lil Jo. But yeah, so if I'm gonna keep these fucking cats, which is debatable because JD's allergic cats and I feel like a shitty father ever since I found out the JD's allergic cats that I got cats, but what do you do? What do you do? Do you get rid of the cats?

You like depends how much you love your kid, I guess I love my kid, but he's get the sniffles I'll give him some flones. Yeah, we can flones and sometimes I'll take his or tech. It's fine. Yeah We can, yeah, we can flones and sometimes I'll think it's their tech. It's fine. Yeah. But I just, you know, choose one of the other. I was, I was, that's how I feel. I was allergic to cats growing up. We had cats.

Yeah, cats, you know, you're allergic to them, right? Yeah. I was allergic to everything though, my parents couldn't get around that. His, his bedroom looks like a hyper bear chamber. I got like two massive air filters in there that just like suck every. Jades. Yeah. It's like you walk in there.

It's like the freshest air ever. I don't know why I don't do in my own room yet, but it's, it's way to go. But yeah, I just heard fresh I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like, I just like,

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In a year, it's 100 bucks a year. I'd be 100 bucks a year, not that. It's less than a dollar a day. Less than a dollar a day. There you go. Less than. You been within one year? Less than a dollar a turn.

Bricks out to about a dollar a day. Yeah, cats are gross. Yeah, cats are not gross at all, except for this one thing. Also, their bites are gross. He saw Gavin tweeted, right? Well, everything, the human bites are gross too. So, so, so, humans don't bite each other totally. Gavin tweeted that he got a bit biased.

Yeah, the tip of his finger. He got a bit biased cat. And now thumbprint things don't work for him. Yeah, I think he just has to retrain it. That's what I thought. When did he get bit? I was like, could you just retrain your thumbprint just now have a hole in it?

Yeah, Patrick said, this Patrick Matthew said this on the last podcast with Bethany, that his fingerprints change and he can't use it. I think that's a full set. He's got dirty hands. Yeah, or his hands are wet and gross. Yeah, watch your fucking hands. By the way, we, we, we, we, there it is.

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all your skin was just crust and you had to bust out and you're like, What'd you be all like? All your skin would be like pink and sensitive. Would you rather do it like a locust or would you rather do it like a snake? Like get to, get to hook it on something and like, like, like, peel out of it.

Snake. Yeah, snakes seem like they have a baseline. I don't know. Locust sounds more fun. You're just like, bam. I have no. Creepy videos of crabs. It. Yes, snakes seems like they have a plan. It feels satisfying. And I'm like, look at sounds more fun. You're just like, bam. I have no. Creepy videos of crabs. It's so crab to do it too.

I thought just can't, just crab to just grows. But they outgrow their shell and then they have to like, all of a sudden the crab just stops. It's always time lapse. Crab stops and it's just sitting there and sitting there and then all of a sudden it's like, there's a break in the back of the shell and this crab weagle's out.

But it like has to pull its arms out of the arm shell. That would feel like being a coffin, it would feel like if you were like trapped, like to see geometry of a crab. Your own body. But at what point is like, oh, that's not my body anymore. What's your out of it?

Yeah. You know, like, ugh. Did you ever see that video? But what's your out of it? Like, ah, okay. Did you ever see the video of all the hermit crabs doing their shell exchange?

Oh, like they're all fighting, like they work with their way up. Yeah, they like, they all get together on the beach and they all line up from biggest to smallest. No. Yeah, and then they all trade their shells. What? And then whoever's at the end, like you get fucked.

So it's like, it's always like a mad scuffle and fight for the shittiest shell. Ha. What? They figure figured what? Yeah, it's a really cool video. So what end? The big end of the little end.

The little end. The little end, the little end would have a spare shell. No, because you don't get a shell. Yeah, the one at the little end is like, it's like a bottle cap or something. It's like, it's really shitty. A bottle cap. What are they in a Disney cartoon?

No. But they all look like I seem to have bigger shell. Let's see. There's five crabs So when they're one at the end with the big Like the new crab coming in The little crab comes and goes get out of your shell fuckers. How do they think? They all like this makes sense. They all meet first and Yeah, they're all just lined up lined up. That's a fucking orgy. Oh my god It's kind of hot.

BVC, so you know, it's true. It's quality. And then like the first one has to come out. First one. And then like the first one. The first one is the biggest one is the first one that comes out. So where is he going?

That's a monstrosity. I think that's what starts. I hate that a shaggy point. But those things, that's so boring. And that's what starts the whole process. Oh, look at that. That's like, it's a big bug. The antenna. But they're delicious though. That's like, it's a big bug. antenna.

But they're delicious though. Yeah, I kind of want seafood now. What is this like, what is this like chain they've got going? It's smallest of big. You see, and there he goes. He switches, gotta protect the sensitive bits. That's horrifying. And then that kicks off the chain reaction.

They all gotta go. Like if that thing had a poison to stinger, it wouldn't surprise me. That's so weird. Ugh. That's weird, right, Barb? Yeah. I don't like this at all.

I liked it at first and then seeing him take his little thing out and just go, yeah. Can you fast forward to the end if this is the one I'm thinking of where like the last thing? Wait a minute. Let's see if you got five crabs. You got small crab, medium crab, large crab, extra large and double XL crab.

We can go with four. Let's just go small to the right, small to the right, extra large, keys to big now for a shell has to go to a bigger shell. There's no big, large, medium goes to large, small goes to medium. That means small shells.

It's the new crabs coming up in the system that hook it up. New baby crabs. So that's what gets everybody moving shells is that the zone. This must not be the one. Shitty little crab with no shell. And they're like, that's what gets everybody moving shells is that this must not be a little crab with no shell They're like I think what gets everything started is the big one finds a new one so everyone starts their shuffling around Okay, I don't know what the fight's over though What it because that's where that's where the supply demand falls part because it starts with you

Do you need to get Rick Perry here? I? Listen what I'm saying here Great, but you agree with it. The man follows. If it starts with the big, big crap. The one, the biggest one's going to be fucked. Now, if you told me at the end of it, there's one shell left and a bunch of little crabs fight over that new last shell, that makes sense. And like, there's a bunch of new little crabs that want to get in this like, dingy chain

orgy of shelling. Because if everyone's getting a new shell and the biggest crab gets out and he has no bigger shell to go to. All right, so we can get a lighter saber. Taking his shell. It's a big deal. So you just die. I'll have to rewatch it.

It's been a while since I've seen the video. I need to rewatch it too. This is just shell economics. Figure out the answer. That's all it is, dude. Simple. We're making it too confusing. We should make a website to chronicle

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Get going, that's what the vlog this week is all about. How do you get started and stuff? I think you filmed me when we were doing the battlegrounds. Let's play, it was like right up to that. Yeah, I talked to you and playing and John, Ellie edited this one, so some people were cut out of it. Don't look at me like that. I didn't cut you out on purpose.

Ellie was like, get out of here, thump. Apparently it was not entertaining enough. Barbara got cut. Wait, I wanted to find out. What was your answer? What were people's first jobs? And then how did they break into the entertainment industry? Whether that was at Rishj either at the previous job,

they started their entertainment career. So. What was your, uh, Barbara worked? Any burger king? Oh, that was your first one. In a movie theater. Worked at a Burger King in a movie theater. Yep.

And then her break was, I, uh, the guy I was dating at the time, his cousin worked for WatchMojo. So I was able to get a job as a video host for WatchMojo for a few months. And that was my first time ever like in front of a camera. Besides you modeled. Besides model, yeah, which I feel like it's two different things. Like when you're actually having to speak and present,

very different than just like staring meaningfully into a camera. That's a one frame, that's a video. It is. I'm sure they took more than one photo, yeah? I'm sure they did. That's a one frame, that's a video. It is. I'm sure they took more than one photo, yeah? I'm sure they did. It's a quenchel. You could put it together and listen,

the world's fair 1886. You could have been fucking very happy to see that movie. Yeah. I'm always fascinated by that early stuff. Like, who is it? I don't know how to say it. Moe Bridge, who does like, like that early film of like the horse running or like humans running.

Yeah. Just like showing like all of that stuff and how it worked. It's so crazy to me how far we've come. And it's relatively such a short period of time. Yeah. What was your first job, Chris? I, I, I, I scream. I scream.

You were I was a very common answer. Yeah. I Trevor also the same. Mark Slap. I'll like a server like made ice cream. Oh, I thought you were ice cream. Oh, okay. That makes way.

He was birthday cake ice cream in Oh, I thought you were ice cream. Okay, that makes way for. He was worth the cake. I was the young assistant manager at Marvel's lab history in Longview, Texas. Really? How old were you? You got that kush gig. I must have been 16 and a half or 17. Wow.

It's good. You must have been really good at your job, which meant that because I was an 18 yet, but I still had like, I had to like do all the money stuff and like write up the money reports and you do all that. Probably should call it that, but yeah. But they were like, but but it was risky because I wasn't 18 yet. So they could also you call the money reports. I don't know what the other kid come and try to take your job.

It was like, oh, Matt, it was all like, it was an adding stuff up and counting money and then like saying, but you can be alone when you did it or what? No, no, no, but like, because there's a risk because I wasn't 18 yet for a while recently. So you can be held accountable. Yeah, not as accountable or something. I don't know.

Mine is your nightmare when it comes to that kind of stuff. Even though, you're not really, you're over 18, I just fire you. I worked at the Burger King when I was 15. Do you have to do money reports? All the time. Do you think Yvonne gets stressed out with you have to do money reports? They're complicated.

You have to get stressed out today. Do you go to university for money reporting? Yeah, you do. What's your degree in money report? Money report. I, you know money. I was monitoring an ice cream too. There's a lot of cool stuff you can do with ice cream.

Like what? What's the coolest thing you can do with ice cream? Well, you could like, free, like, so it would make a blast freezer where you could, it was like negative like 30 degrees or something. Amazing the things you can freeze. You know, you can freeze the gummy bears so hard that when you throw it against the wall, it shatters. I thought we were talking about cool things with ice cream.

Yeah. Well, okay. Well, I don't think I'm your birth. But you eat ice cream while you do this. That's the best part. Or like, do you know they have the stone that's frozen? There's a way, if you can get... That's the coffin straight out of your mouth.

You could get water at that perfect temperature, where it was like about to freeze. And you could pour it on this frozen stone, and it would freeze while you're pouring it. So like the column of water? Yeah, and you create like a little like frozen bridge of ice. Oh, you're like ice man. Exactly.

It's super cool. There are times in Canada you could do that if you throw like a boiling water outside, it'll freeze before it falls. But they would be with boiling water though. Why? Why not just do a regular water? It's supposed to be easier to freeze that.

Maybe it's not boiling water. No it is. It is boiling. I always see people do with boiling water. Yeah. How do you do? What? Yeah, you throw it into the air and. No, it is. It is boiling water. I always see people do with boiling water. Yeah. How do you do? What?

Yeah, you throw it into the air and so cold it freezes. It makes a little snow cloud, basically. What? Maybe it's more... Maybe it creates the cloud because of the vapor. It's more volatile. Maybe it's more volatile. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't know how to sign. I want to do that. I want to do that. Awesome. Yeah, but then you have to be in negative 30 degree winter. That's not fun. Did you watch the Thursday podcast with the gaming play called Bethany No Stuff? I have not watched it yet.

I saw the intro. So one of the things I did was I gave Bethany a list of elements and asked her to tell me how, just not tell me which ones would tell me how many in this list appear in the periodic table of elements. And it was like water, dirt, salt, and steel was in there. Diamond. Diamond was in there. Diamond?

Diamond was in there. And basically it was the whole list of things that weren't elements. But then I had all the know-it-alls of the internet telling me that diamond is an element because it's pure carbon. No. And diamond is not an element.

That's a compound made up of carbon. Look who knows so much suddenly. I said, I got it right. And we even talked about it that carbon would be it, but it was something we considered. That I knew there would be people who would say that that it was you know It but I'm in this not on the periodic table neither is graphite Correct. Yeah, which would be the same thing in a different, you know configuration as a molecule So it's two different two different things a level of al trope that game was really funny

It was fun. It was funny how bad Patrick Matthews was. Yeah, you should play that with him next time. I didn't think so. Yeah. I liked how Chris put on his robe backwards. I was standing over there watching it. We had tried to gesture to him like eight times to turn his robe around.

And I was like, I kept spinning my hat. And I kept going like this. Like I was gesturing with my shirt and going like this. No, I saw this. I saw this. And I was like, I was going like this. I'm spinning my hat. I'm like, this way. And she's like, no, no, no, no. I'm like, I saw this. I was going like this. I'm spitting my hat, I'm like this way, and she's like, no, no, no, I'm like, okay, this way.

Yeah, damn it. What other piece of items that I put on my body just now could be the wrong direction. Piece of clothing. What am I supposed to say? Maybe I should be playing this game. No, it was fun though. I liked the fact that we put it together so fast

because it was Bethany tweeted something in name. Oh, about her, the Alcatraz. Alcatraz, yeah. It was 11 a.m. And I was like, oh shit, we should turn this into a game. And by five o'clock, we had a theme song, music, and an intro and an intro. And full costumes, yeah.

It's so endearing. Cause I feel like Bethany knows so much about what she does. And she's such a smart woman. And it's funny because like you could tell the things that she didn't even bother with. Yeah, no. Should I give a shit? I mean, I don't like the fact that like we could play a game where it's like, hey, Bethany's kind of dumb. And then she's like, well, I'll play it on Give a Shit. Let's go to the two of it. Sounds like fun, you know. Good sport. Yeah, love it. And not everyone's like that, you know? No. Yeah. And she's great. She's really great. In fact, I kind of caught her off guard one time

when I put her in a vlog, when I was going around talking to different department heads about what they do. And I think it was during Let's Play Live. There was. Like the day of a Let's Play Live show. She was like, I'm gonna call you and ask you, like, tell me about your department and everything.

She goes, she goes, can we do it tomorrow? Because I'm just super busy with some last minute planning today. I said, I can't, but I'll just call you and just do that. Just tell me that you can't talk to me. And so I just rang her right away. And she just goes, get the fuck out of here. Like continue the text conversation,

but it was totally normal. But there are people like, oh my gosh. Yeah. She's like, I was like, she did she know. Yeah, we're in no way. We're in no way. I was like, nah, sorry. I had to apologize to Bethany.

I was like, yeah, that didn't go over the way I was hoping it would go over. Who got really weird about that? Some people got weird. Some people got weird. What did you say? Well, it's because she answered the phone. I was like, yeah, that didn't go over the way I was hoping it would go over. Who got really weird about that? Some people got weird. Some people got weird. What did you think? Well, it's because she answered the phone and she's like, I can't talk now.

And you're like, I just wanted to, you know, ask you about what you do here. And she's like, I don't have time for you right now. And then she like hung up on you. And I go, and people are like, man, both of me is a bitch. It's like, no, that's, that's, that's, that's funny. That's all, that's just funny. But, and we didn't play it, but I was just like, I'm just gonna call you. Just tell me you can't talk to me.

That was the one that I promised. This is super soft. Thank you, Chris. You know, if you look at play it, but I was just like, I'm just gonna call you, just tell me you can't talk to me. That was the one I promised. This is super soft. Thank you, Chris. You know, if you look at that angle, that's horrible. Look at that angle right there. That's not really Chris. I thought it was not soft.

It is. It's really soft. Very good. We're gonna leave it alone. I use soap, so. It's softer than the nicest envelope. Do you like the post office? Do we sell these pillows? What's that? We sell, I'm sure what's upon our the nicest envelope. We sell these pillows.

What's that? I'm sure what's upon our time we did. I was about to make fun of Rupert's teeth because we were doing something. And yeah, that's funny. I forget what we did. What we did something that was like so to me, like, oh my God, I can't put it.

Oh, we had a T-shirt cannon. We had a T-shirt cannon. Which some of the R-T-X, which some of the people realized that I had said, people who throw stuff into crowds at events are fucking assholes. By the worst time, kinds of people. Guess what?

I still stand by that. I didn't know what the, the T-shirt cannons, Kimatic never came across. My desk's flabbergable. The RTX attendees were very great about it. Our attendees are great. Like, that's the one place

that think you get away with doing that. I still don't think you should fucking throw and shit into crowds. They came to me before RTX TX and they were like, hey, we got this T-shirt can. You wanna use it at the Found Your Father's panel? I was like, absolutely not. No, I thought I am 100% against T-shirt cans.

I will not be using it. And they're like, oh, you serious? Like, yeah, no. No, I'm not gonna be doing that. Which, like, people had fun with it. That's good. That's why we have new people here because they don't see the problem.

No, but we did it before the review panel in miles went out to Sheetown and before he did it, he went on the microphone and said, hey, one rule to this, buts in your chairs. So everyone stayed seated and when he shot it, people just like, Yeah, lots of people, And then short people are just,

Yeah, it's just like, Lots of people go crazy, Like jumping or, Like hurting more other people. Shining and shit. Yeah, for a fucking free t-shirt. I mean, I get it, but it's competition. You know, we see some blind of the air.

It's that thing where you get married in their flowers. The bouquetes? That's what it is. And that thing where you get married in their flowers. It's people will fight each other for that. Or I'd rather, I actually kind of like that better than when you have the group of disinterested people who don't want to participate.

And then the bouquet just goes thud on the floor. It's like, dude, just act like you're exciting. Pick it up, grab it. I act like you're excited. What is the thing that they do the garden? Oh, I'm sorry, cut you off. The guy shouldn't have cut him. So good.

So good. So good. Should have heard the explanation. Yeah, the figure out about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was at a wedding once and I was like, oh, I got nearly like knocked out for that thing. Like, fought over because it's like.

Was it Brandon's wedding? Maybe. There was a million dollars butt question we had on the panel, which was a million dollars. But for the rest of your life, whenever you're at a sporting event and somebody gets like a ball or something from the crowd, you have to go take it away from kid.

Yeah, it's a good scenario that that panel. The million dollars butt audience always brings it, they always bring it. And also we got a little flat because the very last part of the podcast at RTX, we really did like 10 minutes of questions out of an hour and a half and people were like, oh, what do you know?

But that's part of the fun of RTX. I don't think it'll ever not. Yeah, you gotta have some audience. Yeah, so that was, it's like, what's the point of doing a panel don't think it'll ever not. You gotta have some audience. Yeah, so that was, it's like, what's the point of doing a panel? Yeah, well, but the podcast in general, we didn't do a lot of it.

And by the way, that was a good fucking panel. That podcast, I thought went really, really well. It's always fun to do it in front of an audience. And I do, I have a pet peeve. She got to do it in like L.A. or New York. We should do like a mini tour. I have a pet peeve. Would you guys do that?

Barber, would you do that? Yeah, Patrick, let's do it. Chris, do you think anybody that? He's on it. Probably so. Whenever people do. Whenever people do live shows. I hate the comment.

So and so is trying to be funny. It's like, yeah. We are trying to be funny. Yeah, you have to try to be funny. We're in front of a live audience. Of course, we're trying to be funny. It's like, yeah, we are trying to be funny. You have to try to be funny. We're in front of a live audience. Of course, we're trying to be funny. And it's like trying to be funny. It's like, it's almost like trying to be delicious. You know, who's trying to hard to be delicious? Multi-soup. I was wondering what do we have a forced answer? We have at RTX. I thought you were gonna talk about Bernie's soap smelling thing.

Oh yeah, Bernie's trying to get me one of those. Although I'm supposed to be trimming down. They were at, we just give you some little treat. Oh, I can have nine jeans. And that would have been a good thing. Before it's just chirping. I can, I got that on lock. Well, geez, I've been great though.

They sponsored us. It's sponsored by RTX. I'm gonna have a number of, being great though. They sponsored us. It's much like our GX. I'm gonna number okay Chris I've been to a number of events this summer The sponsored by multi-sisters Yeah, they're going big about a mouth teasers start following me today on Twitter. Oh, no kidding. Yeah, big shot I'm interested in people say mouth teasers Kevin doesn't say that doesn't know he says, he says multesters as well, right? Yeah. But the hearty multesters?

Is that not a hearty that's a long? I've de-dermined that this multesters. Now I don't do it. Go do it. It's the epitome. Deliciousness. Bad marketing. To say the name of the product draw.

They're trying too hard to be delicious. Hey, we were talking earlier about people like, like some people got upset online, like not everybody, but some people did get upset online, but the thing we were talking about earlier. I have now reached a point, I reached a really weird point

and it was illustrated very clearly to me yesterday by the doctor who announcement and the 13th doctor is going to be a lady. Yeah. So my Twitter feed explodes when that happens of all these discussions of misogyny, of just like, oh, people are outraged about they're being a female doctor,

and the doctor in case you didn't know has up until this point been exclusively a male role. Even though the character is resurrected in different forms all the time, it's part of the lore of the show and I just I'm at a point now where it's like I've never seen the outrage. I'm only like I Glad you brought it up. I got such a such a downer yesterday about this woman getting this part But I'm getting this like downer because of all my friends who are like

Jumping into the fray, and it's just like I never saw anyone complaining about it I didn't see anybody complaining about it either. There must exist somewhere. But I think people are going out and looking for it. Like I know if I went to go look for someone complaining about a female doctor who, I would be able to find those people. If I went to look for it,

but I'm not going to look for it. I'm not like trying to like hunt it up, you know? Seriously. Yeah, it's like a lot of people want to be outraged and they want to be pissed off. I think or they just want to be allies, but then what they end up doing is they just end up like constantly dragging it up.

I might retweet it. And like amplifying what people are saying. Yeah, not even amplifying, spreading it to people like me that wouldn't see it, you know what I mean? And there's this young lady on Twitter who did a full rant about that. Like stop this. And it was the same thing.

I noticed it the exact same time. But the announcement was out and somebody had fallen on Twitter and I could call anybody out. 15 minutes after the announcement, he was like, oh, so you guys all have a problem with this female doctor. I'm like, this announcement was just made. It's like, who's, did you go out and find it that fast? Or is it like, yeah, are they reading YouTube comments

and then like going to Twitter to talk about it? Or are they getting it all on their Twitter feed? Right. And they're talking to me. I follow, I mean, most of you're on Twitter, you're talking to a very specific slice of people who obviously already agree with your viewpoint or most of your viewpoints if they're following you on Twitter. Unless you want these lunatics who follow somebody

that you don't like. Oh, I got those. Do you follow Donald Trump? No. I will read his tweets when I refuse to contribute to the number. I, I, I in followed him not because I refused to contribute, just because I wanted to choose when I wanted to be. Yeah. Yeah. I go upset.

Yeah. Well, I wanted to be like actively. I didn't follow a lot of political stuff, because I was getting angry all the time, and I was not sleeping. I'm sure there's a, actually, there's some kind of reason in the doctor who universe, why the doctors hasn't been female to this point,

but it was actually part of the canon. I mean, I didn't go too deep on it. She even sineuated, I think, or maybe inferred from her that that exists. But at this point, it just seems like 13 doctors, probability wise, we're long overdue, right? We're at a statistical anomaly at this point, it just seems like 13 doctors, probability wise, we're long overdue, right? We're at a statistical anomaly. We are. We are.

At this point, statistically, we are off the beaten path. I had a, I got so it's, I, I definitely, like I said, I have people who follow me, who hate me here. And I'm looking for a comment that someone left me. I don't know if you saw my tweet the other day about how I was changing a light bulb outside of my, my place. And like as I was unscrewing about how I was changing a light bulb outside of my place. And as I was unscrewing it, I was breathing in dust. And then I realized that what had happened was

I was grinding up Wasp larvae and they were falling down on me and I was inhaling them. I guess it was like an old wasp nest up there that had just dried out and died out. So as I was unscrewing it, it was just disintegrating all of them and then it was falling down as dust on me. So I talked about that and someone had a great reply to me. Oh, here it is.

So my tweet was just changing exterior light bulb, fixture has lots of dust in it. Oh wait, that's actually dead, desiccated wasp larvae that I'm breathing. So the best reply was, congratulations, you're damn near close to almost becoming barely a man someday way far distant in the future of an alternate reality, Fag.

What? It's like, why are you following me then? Yeah. Do you just want to be mad? Just angry. Just angry. You're gonna get people who follow people that they're just gonna insult.

Yeah, it's like, okay, but that didn't reply. I was like, cool. Did you block them? No. Well, I understand that if you're like a political part, like your like Donald Trump, he's the president. He represents everyone in the United States, right? So it's like following someone that's like news

or something and then being a book attribute, but that's different. Yeah. You're just talking about like you need a light bulb and like I would never read someone's Twitter feed go what a fucking asshole. I wish you'd do that right. I mean you might happen across somebody's thing because somebody retweets it or something like that. But it's like I would never think to drill through and go oh this person has outraged me. I need to watch them and make sure that you know know, that's like the Howard Stern effect, though, right? It is true. I just didn't, you can't even call that the Howard Stern effect anymore.

You've got to call that the Donald Trump effect. Hmm. People who are, uh, think that they are enemies of Donald Trump are his biggest advocates and they don't even fucking realize it. Right. You're just amplifying the message. They absolutely don't even realize it. They're just like, I mean, when net neutrality day came up, I, I, I don't even fucking realize it. You're just amplifying the message. They absolutely don't even realize it. They're just like, I mean, when net neutrality day came up,

I don't like talking about Donald Trump because it's a knee jerk reaction to everyone's part. Like people who voted for Donald Trump are like, these fucking, they just need to shut up among politics, it's fucking liberal, Rishuji, the fuck's, you know, or the people who hate Donald Trump want us to like, why are you like condoning the behavior of Donald Trump?

It's like, I don't consider myself a centrist because I think that's kind of a weird word now. But it's like, I realized a lot of people in this country that behavior of Donald Trump. It's like, I don't consider myself a centrist because I think that's kind of a weird word now. But it's like, I realized a lot of people in this country that voted for Donald Trump. I agree with very, very, very, very, very little of, you know, anything that he wants to do on a policy level. But at the same time, it's like, when Donald Trump is tweeting about something,

if you just sit there and retweet it and constantly send out the message, it's just like, you're not really doing anything, but what you're doing is you're contributing to what I think is an incredible strategy that Donald Trump has, whether or not he even overtly, consciously recognizes he has his ability, he's a fucking media savant.

He gets it, because every day there's something new, and nothing sticks, we saw the entire campaign. There's one issue with Hillary Clinton, email, email, email, email, email. You could throw a fucking dark at the calendar and you would hit a different issue that came up with Donald Trump every fucking day of that campaign.

So therefore, you couldn't pay attention to anything. Email, email, email, email, email. She doesn't get elected. You know what I mean? It's like, it's brilliant, it's really fucking brilliant in its own way, it's super brilliant. And on Net Nutrality Day, I almost wanted to eat the beginning of the day. Hey guys, can we just take one day and focus on one thing?

Can we just focus on net neutrality because it's an important thing? And yeah, we're not going to solve it long term. You know, we're going to have to keep doing this, but can we just take one day and not go nuts about whatever Donald Trump fucking said by 9am? Can we just do that? Can we make this that one day? Nope. I forget what he did, but it was like everybody was fucking fucking going ape shit, and nobody's worried about net neutrality.

It's like, that's the strategy. You fucking dumbasses. Donald Trump and his base, they want to kill the net neutrality because it's big business, and they wanna be able to meet or the internet or break it up into like different throttling layers and things like that and make more money from it.

And it's like, you know, if you just like contribute to this like noisy environment, then guess what? Congress is not on Twitter. They are not like, they're going, oh, what the fuck did this guy say? You know, they're voting and saying, yeah, Nett and Tralli was killed in Congress. And it's like, everyone's like,

we're glad that day's over. When's it gonna come up again? It's like, no, nothing really happened. Nobody really did anything. I bet this is the time where it fucking goes through. And they're gonna crush all those net neutrality protection. Yeah.

And I did feel like it, like there were other net neutrality days, I did feel like this one was lighter. Yeah. Felt it less on the internet. No signs at the post office, that kind of thing? No. Well, we'll see, we'll see what happens. It's, you know, it's an environment that we came up in

that was very important for us. I don't understand anyone who would support the lack of title to protection. Yeah, anyone like any consumer who would support that. They just say, because it gets couched as being anti-business. It's unnecessary regulation, Gus. I mean, it's, it's, which utilities are regulated.

And if the internet is utility, and I don't know who would make the argument at this point in time, that the internet is not a vital utility for life in this country and in the, you know, for the world. Anywhere. Yeah. I don't know who anybody would make the argument, but it's just there's some people who just say, here regulation regulation means government, government means bad. Matt Hallam actually said a really cool thing one time to re-contextualize this whole like government talk. Is if people instead started to stop saying the government and started saying the people instead of the government,

the government seems like the big shady organization, just like liberals think every company is a big, huge shady organization, you know what I mean? And so if we said the people, the government being extension of the people, then it doesn't sound like this awful thing Same thing with climate change. Stop saying save the planet planet's gonna be fine See us we're saving the people, but that's what we're saving. We're saving your own fucking life

The people planet will be here will all be burned out, you know, you know Cooked off like a virus in a fever mercury's there. Yeah, it is mercury. Nobody's trying to save mercury from all that heat Mars Venus totally fine. They're fine. Totally fine. Going on. I mean, earth will be all humans will die in earth will be like, oh, that was weird. I never got a second.

I never got a second. Yeah. They're gone. Yeah. I know that was weird. I got rid of that stuff. Yeah, that was a weird fraction of a percentage of the time I've been around. Yeah.

I had to wash with a special medicated shampoo, and then they were all gone. Good, see you guys. So we're at ease of pick comb. Yeah, I'm the karate chopper mount. That would work. We all know that wouldn't work. All right, well let's wrap this up.

You wrap it up. So thanks everybody for watching. We will see you guys again Thursday, and then again next Monday. Will you be here Thursday? I have not been asked to be on Thursday. How do you have been asked? Is not your show?

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