Rooster Teeth Podcast - Mormon Porn - #358

Episode Date: January 12, 2016

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It's like you get to see the outtakes on the fly. Anyway, I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm Bernie. I'm Bernie. And I'm Gus. Did I cut off your thing you did go ahead Barbara and Gus wait what did you say before I said I'm burning

I went just there let's tip this part for the course start not good I feel like I've been here well but you're here last week weren't you let's tell us we know you weren't no we weren't blame with a bloody spoiler enough a storm right he did some game was not spoiling all right right right right, right, right. People, people really, that was last week. People really wanted to know, they became a hot topical conversation. People were trying to ask what it was.

They got bleeped out. If you sense it anything with a bleep, people go, eight, they really want to know what was. Wasn't it that a, was it Fibbage? Or some game that you guys bleeped something out? And everyone's like, oh, we got it now. Even at live events, people were like, what did that bleep out? I can tell you, oh, we got to know, even at live events, people are like, what do you guys believe out?

I can tell you. Well, your brain fills in the worst stuff. It's like when Jimmy Kimmel does that unnecessary censorship. Or have we ever talked about bubble porn on here before? What's bubble porn? Patrick? No. Why do you go to him?

Why don't you look a bubble porn and show us an image from it? I don't know. I'm gonna show it in a minute. We're gonna broadcast bubble porn. You're at work. Google bubble porn bubble porn bubble porn is when it will everything in the in a photo of usually a woman who's scantily clied in bathing suit or bikini um or underwear and you make bubbles around like you make a part of her skin you cover the whole thing in a layer like a layer that's blue the entire image.

Like latex? Then you cut out circles, but you leave stuff behind the background that is clothing. But your brain fills in that the person is naked. You'll just have to see it, don't you? I think I understand. So it's totally not, it's totally safe for work porn. So there's the image on the left

and there's the image on the right. It's kind of like oddly, it works. I feel like we're going to get taken down just showing that. Yeah, it's oddly offensive, but there's nothing that the image on the left is who figured that out. Let me tell you what, it was a 14 year old with Photoshop. Yeah. I'm going to say it's someone from like one of those countries where porn is no like back in the day before like when you had Photoshop but no internet I was a more is a more than guy from what I understand so do you think in no Some areas like people just give a guy a picture and then he fills it in with bubbles and gives it back

It's like a specialty bubble porn is also known as Mormon porn Okay, so it's a way to like have your brain think it's looking at pornography. It's also like little targets like, have your brain think it's looking at pornography? It's also like little targets. It's like little bulls eyes. You print it out. I don't know how you think male masturbation works, but you're not actually trying to hit the screen. It's not like, you don't get points for that.

I have. I have. You're trying to hit the screen? I get a new laptop. Hey, that's a good thing. So Barbara, I've never looked for this, but maybe you have, is there like, is there any porn that is heterosexual porn,

but it's filmed entirely from the female's perspective? Not that I've seen. So you watch, when you watch porn, you're watching sex from a male perspective. So it's all- Sometimes. Third person or male POV, but not female POV is what you're saying. Exactly right.

Like you've never watched that for more than probably five seconds, but- I would prefer looking at the girl. Why, because you're like a heri, grunting dude. Yeah, not really. Towering of Ova. I mean, usually in porn, females are a little more pleasing to look at. And in general, in life. And the dudes?

Yeah. No, but if I'm interested, so the pornography that you watch is strictly from the male perspective. I watch very male centric porn. What does that mean? Like porn that guys would watch. Oh really? I think so. Like, people like being offered jobs and things like that and then turns out it's not a job.

Exactly. That kind of thing. And then you know, you only get 75% of the way through. That sounds familiar. All right. Fair play. Okay. I was curious about that.

So yeah, you want to be here about bubble porn Mormon porn or bubble porn also known as bubble collage in Japan refers to Photoshop pictures of naked people which are made by concealing their outfits by the bubbling technique And you can look this up and I we say it's safe for work But that's a thin razor thin line like if you loaded that up at work that would be if he quick someone do bubble porn of me These are thin line, like if you loaded that up at work, that would be iffy. Quick, someone do bubble porn of me. Don't even, right now. You've got no shirt.

Yeah. There's one thing I can't bubble. So, not safe for work is a designation that's been around for a long time, right? Yeah, very subjective. And almost as long as not safe for work has been around, there's been the people who complain about why something was labeled not safe for work every single time. That something is labeled not safe for work. Like it's a woman in her lingerie and they'll say it'll be labeled not safe for work.

And then one of the first comments will be, why is it not safe for work? She's in her underwear. So we go it's like, where the fuck do you work that you can look at pictures of people in their underwear? The Sears catalog factory. I work as a vector. I see this all the time. When's the first time you remember hearing that designation,

not safe for work? Farc. I remember it was abbreviated NSW, not NSFW. Yeah, I think that's the first time I also encountered that designation as well was Farc probably back in 2002. Not maybe earlier than that, 2000? Is that still a website? Yeah, I think maybe going back to the fore, to foreshadow the conversation we'll probably have

about Sony and the Let's Play trademark. I think Drew tried to trademark, not safe for work at one point. I think he tried to trademark the NSFW version of it though. NSW, NSW, not the NSFW. I'm sure New South Wales and Australia had some issues with the trademarking of NSW. The app will go mad.

Yeah. Drew is the guy who, Drew Curtis, the guy who owns and runs FARC.com. Right. And we've got to mention one of the other things when I talk about tonight. And we'll definitely get to it is the fact

that Laser Team is coming out really soon. Laser Team is coming out very soon. It's some of the props that are here on set with us. Like Barbara. I wish I looked that good when I was in the day Manicans a little pecky. Yeah quite peckish. Oh It's got like little pointy pecks. Yeah, it's just like you get a little before the podcast even started I think you burn you and you and I were talking I turned over looked at Barbara. That's exactly what she was doing

She just sitting there rubbing the crotch of that thing. What you doing it's right behind me it's the Alan one exactly yeah I was not terrified I was somewhere recently in like we were talking they were asking about the movie and I I mentioned that I was everybody who was in the movie Gavin and Michael and Colton and Alan and somehow somebody in the group knew who Alan was and then they were like what then all of a sudden they're all looking at this girl's phone going holy shit So we have five new females who now want to go see laser team because Alan's in it I thought you say that maybe they thought Alan Abdeen was in it. Oh, Alan Abdeen now Who's our director? Alan is in it very very briefly did you

Did you guys see our billboard? I did I went and saw the So the billboards for laser team in the outdoor advertising is starting to go up and I went and saw the one in Austin. I didn't know so far. Yeah, I didn't know that was there. We were, I was just driving down 35 and it's like, oh, holy shit. It's right downtown too, right?

What is right by six street? What do they do with those when they're done? I get to really get question. I don't know. Burn it. They don't do that thing where they just go over the top of them anymore, right? It's, it's like a printed on deal, right?

Like it's like a big thing that they print out and then they just attach it and then they take it down. Right. It's all screen print days. So they take it down. They probably are careful when they take it down. They probably just cut it and then just put it in the next one up.

Why, what do you want one? No, we should just put it on the front of the building. We should definitely try to get the ones that are like hanging on the corner of the building in New York and then just hang them on the outside of stage five. We should absolutely do that. You're on my side, right? I'm on your side.

How would you do those though? They're five. How would you transport that from New York City to Austin? You want to hear some crazy stuff? They're only there were transport companies. Yeah. Do you always move in? It rolls up, I'm sure.

I'm sure it's like a thing that just like they just like, and they put it one of the tubes. Yeah. And then they just should be the tube. But Gavin is on a billboard in Times Square right now and earlier was it this year the previous year in 2015 2014 I was in London. He was in Piccadilly, circus, right? Yeah, how you say which is like the London Times Square? weren't you also Times Square in New York? Oh? Yeah, I was in the in the in the subways in the subway So that's really cool. It the subway, right? Close enough. So that's really cool.

It's really fun to see that stuff. Yeah, it's amazing. We've always joked in the past about getting billboards for various projects or doing kinds of promotion like that. But just, we never had anything serious to promote. So it's really cool to see an actual project that we've worked on for a long time. It's not a joke.

Yeah, that's not a joke. I knew these guys had big heads, but damn. Don't get me wrong. It's funny. It's got a few joke He's got like three jokes in it. You should definitely go see the movie So how big is that that is five stories tall? Four windows covered we should wrap your house That that is probably bigger than this building right what the whole thing like in terms of height I mean Gavin whole thing you told about the billboard or the building and I'm at the billboard That's bigger than this building, right? What, the whole thing? Like in terms of height? Does that mean Gavin the whole thing? You're talking about the billboard or the building? That's not the billboard.

That's bigger than this. You mean tola? Yes, tola. Yes, it's tola. I understand your frustration, Gavin. This doesn't, my frustration, why don't you try to figure out my frustration? Like what do you mean?

It's like, because it doesn't make you just just install it. It's just in tola, but it's not bigger because we have depth, this is a three-dimensional building. Yeah, it's not bill box. Look at that. Bring that up again, Patrick. Please do a look at that. That is taller than this building.

Yes, but it is not wider. Okay, it doesn't matter. It only has to not fit in one direction. That means it's not bigger. So we can all learn in the other direction. I would say it's smaller because the width is less. It's smaller than this building. It's too big to fit on our building.

You could go sideways. You're gonna lay it down flat. So it's too big to fit on our building. You could go sideways. You're gonna lay it down flat. So it's crazy? Yes. Is this a stick that goes to here bigger than your car? If I want to put it in my car, I could still put it in in such a way.

The orientation of stick doesn't matter. He's changing. He's changing, it's fucking dead. I'm not changing anything. We're talking about, it's a real simple question that was asking you want to have a closer stick. Bigger than the car. the lit you guys are changing It's just fucking fixing cars

You hang the poster on the side of the building or is it too big? That's not what you said big It's a big one way too big to fit. Oh, I was built about wrapping your house, and then you like is it big? And I was like, it's not big enough for that Just why don't we just lay it down? I don't know why fucking bother. I'm with your Gavin. I don't know why bother fucking bother. I'm with you, Gavin. I don't know why I bother. Yeah, I'll find it right there. That was a good, high five. I learned a really, I forgot why we don't do spoiler cast.

I thought it was because nobody watched them because like only a certain segment of the audience has seen the thing that we're going to have a spoiler cast about, which by the way, I hate the name spoiler cast. Yeah. Because the implies that we're trying to spoil it when really what it is, we're just saying a lot of things. Discussion cast.

Yeah, so it's a full discussion is what it is. It's not intentionally spoilerish or anything. And I'm not going to spoil anything about anything right. You should call it in depth. Except for my feelings. That's not what it's spoil. But I learned it's not, I had a total recall of all my emotions about spoiler cast when I was reading comments about it.

And I remember what it was. It wasn't because nobody watches it's because i don't like i don't like when we have a spoiler cast and then people i don't know people disagree with me and they tell me they have a different opinion i don't like when they have a discussion about the fact that they don't agree with my opinion so brini doesn't get or you know whoever doesn't get a gavin doesn't get it

what what what is it gavin didn't understand about this that he doesn't like like it it's you know it's like you must be stupid is what it comes down to and it's like all these people discussing the different ways that you're stupid. I'm just like I don't want to read that. I definitely don't read that. What's up, buddy? He just said it, bother. Yeah, but why not? Why does Ashley bother you? It bothers me because it's like it's I want to have a real discussion where people talk back and forth. This is why I it or this way, I don't like it. And they're not engaging in that. They're just going, he's just an idiot.

You know, like, he doesn't get it. That's the default answer. Is that like, if only he understood it, then he would like it. But it's, or Gavin would like it or Gus would like it. You know, I forget who was on that podcast in particular. Except for Brandon, who was on the Doctor Who spoiler cast. And that was his last time.

He never watched doctor he had had much about it apparently he just didn't get it though he really didn't get what was it what I mean what was the story that what was he doing on that spoiler cast he wants to he knew doctor who just he had a contrary opinion oh well everyone in the comments was saying that he had never seen the show before so there you go i think he just didn't understand it the way most people understand that show or interpret that he did that brand exactly what I just said he did that you go. I think he just didn't understand it the way most people understand that show

or interpret that show. He did that brand at the brand. We go exactly what I just said. He did that brand. I think he was overconfident about it. That happens. Yeah. He also was wearing a bow tie.

That's the other thing. It's like, who wants to give him a painting on something? I got ran off the patch because I told people that physical media was gonna go away and people were gonna get digital media mostly and people fucking blasted me to the ends of the earth about that And I was like I just thought it was a guy that thought it was like an obvious trend that was taking place

So are they annoyed at you because they don't want that to happen and you're the messenger? No, they just don't like you. No, I'm an idiot. I was shortsighted now. Everybody uses digital media I'm in the packs. I'm like a year and I just want to go back and go. I was right. Fuck off But it's just like I'm not I don't like opinion stuff because it's just like opinion on the internet or just a nightmare just a fucking nightmare I'm gonna opinions about you guys that's what it oh yeah they're good they're all good you guys are okay you guys are okay you told me he told me I was just friend earlier there was some there's something though that there's something I wanted to bring

to you someone I don't like you for and I can't remember what it was I can take a guess what is it and it's something I don't like you for and I can't remember what it was I can take a guess. What is it and it's something I don't like you for? What is it? I like that squinty. Look he gave me so I I felt bad for a little while this weekend Because Bernie texted and said he's texted a couple of people was like hey Going to brunch in 20 minutes. Yeah, you should come join Huh, right and I couldn't go I was in the middle of some horrible house bullshit I went to brunch in 20 minutes. You should come join. All money, no. Huh? Or that message, if you could. Right, and I couldn't go. I was in the middle of some horrible house bullshit.

I was like, oh, man, that sucks. You know, burning fire in my mirror, I'm like, no, you know what? Fuck it, if you give 20 minutes notice. No, no, it was super short notice. I recognize that. So you had a seat to fill. Oh, what?

No, we were just curious if anybody wanted to go. We were on our way to brunch. We literally were in a delay 20 minutes to go if anybody wanted to go. We were actually on way to brunch. We literally were in a delay 20 minutes to go if anybody wanted to go. We were actually on our way to brunch. It felt like it was a trick. What? It felt like a trap.

Well, nobody felt for us. Everybody said no, you, you, and you. And what did she do? She did the worst thing of all, which is like, I can't go to brunch with you. I'm sitting down to brunch right now, somewhere else. It's like, well, thank you for the invite.

You fucking bitch. What? Oh, here it is. How thank you for the invite you fucking bitch How dare you eat and not invite bring along just go I just you should have said I just can't make it I don't know what I said I actually did find a good brunch place though because the other brunch place that I used to go to close down for some Reason I don't know why what was it I'll do a restaurant in Austin that pizza place it opened down south It was like a pizza kitchen. Yeah, you're kind of place. There's really good Oh always's like an hour to get in there. St something. St. Philip. Yeah, it sucks every fuck off What what it was terrible like everyone was like oh, it's the best brunch in Austin. I went that twice. It was crap twice Well, maybe that's what I close it up. It's a place that had brunch Yeah, it's hard to explain it's a pizza place that was made by the same guys who did Uchi right?

I ate their pizza there and it was not great I missed out, but I understand they had brunch. It's a pizza place. I went for pizza. Nope. Yeah, nobody wants pizza for brunch It's a pizza brunch Yes, Lydia and we were here that one then we went though with like Becca came yeah Who now works at the company she announced that so I guess we can say that right? Yeah, do we officially extend her position? We did she but she accepted. She accepted. You got to bring that baby to work on it.

She's going to be a web content manager. That's correct. It's called. All right. Anyway, so that place goes down. So we try to find a new place. The new place I found has, this is like the best brunch ever. Because Ashley gets her, it's her champagne,

but it's what's it called? The, the, the, the, Mimosa. Yeah, it's basically like a glass of champagne with like a dash of moneys. Yeah, that's how you do it, right. Yeah, so that's she's happy she gets that and then I find out this place has fried chicken on the Sunday brunch and brisket That's not weird. It's totally awesome. Fried chicken and brisket. It's totally weird. It just sounds like a lunch buffet or like a dinner buffet This doesn't sound like brunch. The only problem is it's all buffet, which is kind of I don't know how I feel about that

The hell is brunch breakfast and lunch, which is kinda, I don't know how I feel about that. The hell is brunch? Breakfast and lunch. But what time is brunch? It's just food that they serve on Sunday. I see, anytime between 11 and 2pm. The two is in brunch. It is when you wake up at noon.

No, two is brunch, two is lunch. But then it's brunch and brunch is breakfast and lunch together. So it goes across the whole thing. If you eat brunch. You're not having breakfast at two You're having lunch. What if you eat brunch at 7 a.m. Is that too early for brunch? Yeah, that's breakfast. Yeah So what's the cutoff for breakfast? I just say you have an a damn late breakfast of it's like half 12

What is that one is half 12 be 12 12 half past 12? 12 30 okay, I've been till 12 or half until six that's so wait a minute How can breakfast be late at 12 30 like why is it launches it to why isn't there I would know for brunch like 20 minutes no, there's no such things Was lunch dinner there's no such thing But but brunch does it you have to acknowledge that brunch as a concept does exist. It's a different kind of meal. It's not a really, you can't grab brunch.

Do me wrong. I'm playing devil's advocate. I do not like brunch. Not, it's annoying. It's, I'm not into it. What do you not like about brunch? What's not like? You're not being definitive about what you're eating.

It's like, I can't decide if I want breakfast or if I want lunch. I'm gonna make up a bullshit meal and I'm gonna be like a nambie pambie about what my meal everything that you eat with brunch is delicious Like you could have coffee and you could have alcohol you could have a Coffee and alcohol I'm just saying you're a monster you could have anything you just said you just said Brunch was so delicious and the example you gave was coffee and alcohol You just said brunch was so delicious and the example you gave was coffee and alcohol

Gross coffee for coffee You get black coffee and you use Bailey's is the yes the cream. Yeah, it's awesome. I never heard of that I'm not a fan coffee and alcohol. I'm not a fan of coffee and alcohol Well, it's bad for you isn't it because like your heart beats faster, but then're also dealing with thin blood. You're in this bad. What's something? What's thins your blood? Alcohol. Alcohol thins out your blood? Yeah. No aspirin does that. That's why you're not supposed to get like a tattoo when you get a tattoo in your drug. No I just thought didn't want to tattoo drunk people. It's just like an echo in here. I don't blame them. No it leaves like a runny tattoo or something. There's a lot of things you can't do drunk. So that's because you have thin blood.

You know, you can't babysit drunk. So whenever you turn down an offer. For what? Brunch. You have to like give an excuse as to why. You can't just be like, nah. Is it because you're too polite to be like, nah I'm good. Well, I like people to know that I'm legitimately

unable to attend. But what if you are able to attend, you just don't want to go? Then I'll go. Oh, really? You go if you don't want to? Yeah. I go to everything. That's very Barbara. This is a Canadian in her. No, Barbara goes to everything.

I like the idea of you finishing up on a Friday night, so I've got so much to do this weekend, and then you get invited out and you're like, Damn it! It doesn't have it. That's the reaction. I'm just like, Ugh! Okay, I'll go.

Then don't go. Why do you feel obligated to go? Because people in, like, ugh. Okay, I'll go. Then don't go. Why do you feel obligated to go? Because people in, like, if someone wants me, I want to be nice and go. We should be total assholes about this. Yeah, I want to invite you to everything all the time. You're going to hang out with you. I never see you anymore, so be nice.

Oh, fucking reverse guilt trip. Yeah, so it's a Canadian headlock. Here's the other thing I want the two of you to appreciate was that this was like a last minute thing that I was going to brunch, so I texted you guys. I also want- Which I appreciate the two of you to appreciate was that this was like a last minute thing that I was going to brunch so I texted you guys. I also appreciate the invite. I figured you would and you were busy with her. I was.

There wasn't a trick. Oh, here's the thing I did that was nice. I just messaged the two of you and you of course, but I didn't message your significant others. I can't message your significant other because he doesn't have text. You also wouldn't even if you could. Yeah, yeah, because I wouldn't. But I didn't message Esther and I didn't message Meg

because I thought that would put undue pressure on you for a bunch of things. Oh, I would have been there. You would have, one of the two of you would have shown up if I have also messaged your significant others. I would have had to have got dressed. It would have been you. What?

It would have been you. You would have gotten pressured. Yeah. Would you not? No, it would have been like, no, when I'd go. But she would have wanted to go. Yeah. We might have, what we might have gotten with Gus Nestor, we might have gotten Nestor to come out. No. Oh, that's not? No, it would have been like, no, we're not going. But she would have wanted to go. Yeah. We might have, what we might have gotten with Gus Nestor,

we might have gotten Nestor to come out. No. Oh, that's true. Just like drive. Yeah. What if we could have drove up? What if we picked her up? Oh, maybe.

Yeah, maybe, I don't know. I'm gonna start inviting Esta only out. You should do that. We're gonna come by, we're gonna get you. We're gonna get in the car. Oh. You know what I should do? I should order something on Amazon prime now.

Because I said I was going to do that. Right. And I wasn't here last week and everyone asked about that. Were you, uh, well, you'd look while you're doing that. Also see if you can remember why you were mad at me. You said you were mad at me. You didn't even explain your house problem. I just tried to beat you to the punch. I've always got something on my head. The house problem is because you couldn can get a bunch along an stupid story with many ins and outs, the short version which isn't that entertaining is I had to move my washer and dryer out to get them ready for a repairman and the washer and dryer in a room that's literally barely big enough for them. How do they get in?

I had to, I got, I jumped over them into the space, pulled them up on me, then like spider-maned out jumped over them and then pushed them back in That sounds awesome. How did you get your dryer duct connected? Oh, yeah, that was a thing That took like three hours to get done my when it has always coming undone and like that whole hot part of the house gets like a Steam I'm so scared of that. That's like one of my big fears with my with my house is the dryer Like something going wrong with a dryer vent and then it just venting like super hot gas and starting a fire in my house. You have a gas dryer? No, but it's like the hot air that comes out of the dryer that gets, that gets thin outside. Gas sure is not a weird thing though.

I know, I just never seem like. I have a connection for it, mine's electric, so. I made a big mistake with that, in that my washing, my new house or my house that, that I bought like last year, or last year, so I guess still my new house. The, I over-spoined that. So I guess it's still my new house. I oversplend that. I might, you cut that out later. The garage, I needed to install an outlet for my car to plug into.

And it's like a 220 volt connector that I need for it. And the box where the electricity comes in the house was way the fuck far out of the way. And so I had to run a conduit all the way around the house and like cut through a thing. I didn't do it, some guy did it, then he was smart. And capable. And then ran it around and then put the thing in and it was like, it wasn't cheap.

It was a, you know, electrician worked for two days, doing this. Two days? Yeah, and at the same time, I'd buy my washer and dryer. I could have just taken the dryer outlet and poked it through the wall. I just used that and gotten a gas dryer instead of,

and I didn't realize it till later. Like I was literally doing both at the same time. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like,

I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like,

I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was't know some people like prefer gas. It's a cheaper. Isn't that just like us you're putting like fine Next to your clothes. How's that work? It just makes heat. What does that mean? It's heat It's just heat. How do you think it? Do you think it's do you think the electric dryer shocks your clothes? Is that the way that works? If you're actually burning gas there's a flame. Yeah, that's not make flame with electricity I would be more worried that why doesn't it make the clothes smell like gas because it's burning

It's a clean. It's a clean burn. No, it's still stinks. This is a clean burn. Yeah, it's just oxygen You eat you guys covered us all the way it's like $31 a barrel Yeah, let's go buy it. Let's go buy a barrel. We talked about this You want to go in on a barrel oil? Like what would you take for two dudes? How much? How much does the barrel cost like I bit the barrels more expensive in the oil what's the barrel made of steel how we how many barrels of oil or do you and I have to get before we get like an account guy at OPEC like what do you think for these things you deal with OPEC directly whatever you whoever sure yeah go on straight to the top let's try to use them and because they're not a limit on how much what is it oil a gas that you're talking about oil oil oil how much oil or gas that you're talking about.

Oil. Oil. How much oil do you need to- What's Texas crude? Light sweet crude, right? Surely if you have storing above a certain amount of oil, they'll be like, you can't have that much oil. Why not?

Who's that? Why can't store oil? The government's stopping- What's stopping you from buying trucks and trucks of gasoline and just like filling a pit on your house? I wish investing actually worked like this, like you would have to buy the stuff and hold on to it. Like if you're investing in oil, I'd have to like have like 80 gallons.

You have to clean your chest. In barrels of oil in my garage until I'm ready to sell it, then I sell it that way. And someone comes and picks up, it's like Craigslist. Yeah, you put on the Austin Craigslist, selling 80 barrels of oil. Like if you buy enough Apple stock,

there's like three dudes who come to work at your house and you have to manage stuff. That would be like hands on investment. I'm gonna buy barrel of oil. For a lot? I'm gonna get in the oil game. Where are you even going to do that? I don't know.

Oh, back. Get in the oil game. I'm gonna get an opaque top cover. See if Amazon Prime now will deliver you a barrel of oil. Let me see. Here, let me read this one. I bet if you buy one barrel at a time though,

it's more expensive. Get the PC to create currency. Then rather in bulk. Then like buy the tanker. Right? So I think it would be more expensive to do it. Let me do a thing. Follow you.

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You know You only prove me this point again Did you guys run a penny so you know it's not. Australia doesn't know. Australia just got rid of the nickel, didn't they? Can't get rid of the penny I think two years ago. We just got to get rid of the penny. I think the US would save something like four billion dollars if you didn't use penny. Is that much?

Yeah, it's like some fact. That's not bad. Yeah, but I mean you could find four billion dollars in captures and pennies, right? Like it offs like some fact. That's not facts. Yeah, but I mean, you could find $4 billion in captures and pennies, right? Like it offsets. No. That's not how that works. It's making a billion.

We're gonna go straight to OPEC with this $4 billion. You need the power ball this week? Yeah. It's for like $1.3 billion. You could buy a lot of oil. What was it? 700 million? Like this last week,

it was 900 million. It was not, so the only made 400 million dollars in ticket sales I'm 800 million But now it's at 1.3 billion. I was at the convenience store last night Or the night before some were times weekend and it was that was last night because after the powerball They went to 1.3 billion. I asked the guy just you have a lot of machine here in the story because yes And I said it's Texas a powerball state The dude looked at me like I was an absolute idiot that anybody would ask that question.

He was like, of course we were a Powerball State. I was like, oh, okay, cool. Is it not every state then? I think there's only four states that are not. Oh really, there's not many of them. They're in Powerball. Yeah, it was, usually me that, the Lotteries were state organizations

and then some of the smaller states started to combine their Lotteries into big ones and then Powerball became a thing which was multiple states. So it's almost like you have a national lottery at this point then that's Powerball. I just don't fucking pay attention to it because it's just not on my radar. So do you think it's just keep going up? Like when does it, do they have a cap? Someone wears it.

No. Like what if it got to like a hundred billion because someone just buy Apple? We're well, we're well past the point when someone could buy enough tickets right to buy all the tickets to get it If there was enough time. Oh, yeah, you're saying they would break even I think at this point the fear becomes that the pool gets diluted with multiple winners and then you don't make all the risk in the lottery Mm-hmm, you know that's gonna happen. I saw well. Let me see what's worse, what's worse? You win the lottery and you find out somebody else won. And you just put your winnings? There's a clear answer which is worse.

But that seems like a bad scenario. To me the worst scenario that there is and this happened in Austin was where someone got, I think someone won a million dollars in Austin. Pretty cool, right? But they won a million dollars because they got five out of the six numbers right. So, they were literally like one number away from having seven hundred million dollars. And there's probably about five or six thousand dollars.

I would be annoyed at two people. I mean, look at this million dollars. Dude, I would be thinking about the other money. It would haunt you, I think. What are you gonna buy? That's, that you couldn't with seven, with the most off-law's oil. A million dollars would a million dollars, would last you a very, very long time.

But it's not like, it's not like $700 million. $700 million would turn you into a complete prick. Yeah. That's right. Go for it. That's why I'm in the lot. You can be a, what am I doing this for? There was a guy in the town I grew up in years ago

who did that. He hit five out of six numbers on the lotto twice Oh really yeah, that's got to be even more frustrated Somebody on Twitter asked me they said Bernie if you won one billion dollars in the lottery What would you get for Ruchertieth and that was like cars for everyone? Yeah, Tesla's for everyone two middle fingers in a cloud of dust And that was like cars for everyone yeah, Tesla's for everyone two middle fingers in a cloud of dust Well, do you think would you come to work every day if you had a billion dollars? I would do my best to hide it and not let anyone know and just continue to That's laughing at me off me. I wouldn't let anybody know I would continue to my life exactly the same

We like press coverage of it like people would find find there are some states where you can hide it I know in Kansas you can I don't know about Texas. I know you can't I Would make and have it claim the does that mean he's won a hundred million Patrick? Have you won a hundred million dollars? I would totally still come to love did you hear about this woman who won the lottery and then divorced her husband and didn't tell him about the Winnings and then found her husband and didn't tell him about the winnings and then found out later. Yeah. And he was able to get all of her winnings because it was like she didn't disclose the fact that she won. Yeah. Wait, he got all the winnings? All the winnings because it was illegal for her to like not disclose it after the

one she got a jail to on top of it. I don't think so. But that series fraud. It was like $3 million or $1.3 million. Like there's a three in there, but Yeah, shouldn't you when you win the lottery you don't get it all at once That's delusional you get like smaller panties. Oh, you can do it. Yeah, you can either get it all up front or you get it Analyze over 30 years there. Yes. If I won a billion dollars. I definitely do that way. Oh god I would do a gusset. I would have a billion dollars

I wouldn't tell anybody and I would spend money like normal except in very extraordinary circumstances. Like example. I like if I'm at a restaurant and the food is late I would step away from the table by the restaurant and then fire the waiter in front of every way. That's the kind of thing I would do if I had a billion dollars. Like what second of cost? That's like 20 million? That's nothing. You of thing I would do if I had a billion dollars. Like what's that gonna cost? That's like 20 million? That's nothing. You know what I would love to do?

What I would love to do is I would write joke checks to all my friends like, here you go, Gavin, here's a million dollars. Ha ha ha. I'd be like, if he catches it, he would literally get a million dollars. And inside I would laugh so hard knowing I just gave someone a million dollars that they can't fucking spend.

That's the best. That's the kind of shit I would do, like, a billion dollars. What would you do? With a billion dollars? With a billion dollars. Would you still work here? Yeah, although I just leave like, I just put hundreds like,

down my trousers like, so when I woke, they would just like, come out sometimes, leave a little trail. I think I can convince Betsy would make with people. Oh my god, that's what I would do with it. Oh, I would do with it. Oh, I would actually do a million dollars but for real. I would just find like the ultimate million dollars but an actual episode. And they would actually have to do the thing.

Yeah. I'd be up for that. Someone have to get like surgery or something. We could probably crowdfund that. That should be on the next crowdfunding thing. We should crowdfund a million dollars. I do one real episode. In order to do an episode of a million dollars but but though, first of all, we would all take anything.

We would all, the answer would be yes for anything in that episode. Million dollars, but yes. Yeah. If we knew it was for real, what if we didn't tell the people on it that it was for real? Like at the end of it, it's like, okay, here's your million dollar oh god, in a brief case.

But we'd have, the problem is you can't just raise a million. You'd have to raise like six million for all the different scenarios and the different people playing. Or do you see one like super one, which is cool? And even 10. Well, you also need money to implement the theoretical conversation. Like if someone needed to have a glow in the dark dick,

you'd have to research and then have surgery to get a glow in the dark dick. Or pay some guy to stick his finger up your butt every time you spend money. Right. Now let's do it. I mean, some people might do for free depending on who took the million. You know if you think about it. You're doing for free. Where you decide? Oh somebody has a lottery ticket where every number they have is one number

all that. That's Photoshop. It's got to be that's totally free funny But if you think about it a little lottery is like The first thing we ever had that was like crowdfunding It's like we're all just crowdfunding a project where one guy is trying to turn into a giant rich prick Basically, and that's it. I thought it was tax. What's that? There I saw a a headline talking about the odds of winning the Powerball. I guess they reformulated the Powerball early last year. So now the odds are something like 1 in 290 million in order to win.

And someone was commenting. It was like one of those shower thoughts on Reddit. Someone said, in order for you to be born, for your sperm to fertilize your mother's egg, you already hit 1 in 250 million odds So like hitting the power ball would be like doing that all over again So it's like you've already won the power ball once in your life just by being alive Damn it did defeat the theory though that somebody has to win it nobody has to win it I so one in 27 million one and one hundred one hundred two hundred seven about two hundred one and two hundred ninety million

So that's like a US population the US population is like three twenty right So you know what I read the other live run does it I read it when I was in Vegas I was in a Uber we were chatting with cabby we're talking about the growth of Las Vegas I learned that San Antonio is now the seventh largest city in the nation Of course, of course, if you just look at there's all different ways to measure population All different ways, but population city, all different ways. But if you just look up most populous cities in the US or top cities by population in the US, San Antonio is number seven now.

You know what, what do you think Austin is? I think I think Austin's like 11 or 12. You nailed it. Austin is the 11th. We're almost in the top 10 for cities by population in the US. Wow. That's fucking crazy. But in terms of actual size, we're probably way down there. Austin has more populous than Seattle or San Francisco.

And Boston. And you think that, and obviously some of those cities have things like San Francisco seems a lot more populous because Oakland's right near it. And Oakland is also a big city and has a bunch of other big cities here. What are one in two in New York City? Where is Los Angeles? Yes, that is correct. And then Chicago is three in Houston's four.

Okay. And some of them in Chicago is three in Houston's four. And sometimes Chicago and Houston change places. But it's like all the other places around Austin, like Round Rock and all that other stuff, we just include that in Austin. Whereas they can't do that with the places like Boston or Washington DC. Go ahead, go.

I was thinking about a billion. Right, okay. A billion is a number that we throw around all the time. But it's too big to get your head around. Like, are you good at maths? Okay. Maths? How long is a billion seconds? Oh God, a billion seconds would probably be something like...

We talked about this in the last case. How long? 40 years? Two weeks, a million seconds, a million is two weeks. A billion seconds is 40 years. Fucking real. It's 30 years. Yeah, you know that. Well, you're nine years off, is 40 years. Fucking hell. It's like 30 years. Yeah, you know that.

Well, you're nine years off, but show you. Pretty good. Going from a billion, it might be 38 years. So you spend a dollar every second. It would take you 31 years. Oh, I'd be spending more than a dollar a second. I'm just saying. I can print through that money.

You think about it. I saw this. So this is by actual by actual by seconds. One million seconds is 11 and a half days. One billion seconds is 32 years and a trillion seconds is 32,000 years. Sure. 32,000. We have what? 13 trillion dollars in debt. 14. What are we up to now? On the US debt? We're 32,000 years in debt. We paid off a dollar a second. That's how long you would take to pay yourself.

What is the US debt? Try to guess right now. I think you're right. I think it's 14 trillion. I think it might be higher. 16 trillion. So think about that. You think we're both so wrong.

A billion's ridiculous. We're both so wrong. We're both so wrong. How much is it? We are currently at 18.775 trillion dollars. We were close. We were only four trillion dollars. I know right, that's how far off we're. What was the, remember when Clinton was president,

they actually got into a surplus with the budget and they had a plan in place to pay off the debt, the total national debt by, I think it was like 2011. Yeah. And then other presidents were like, nah, we don't even do that. Oh, so it could have been done. Oh yeah, it could have been done. They were on the path. They just I think then like tax cuts were implemented. And then I'm sure there's many people who on Twitter will refute what I just said, but they did

have a surplus at the time. So how much money is in the hands of the population of America, the US? Like how much actual printed currency is in circulation? No, I just how much does each person have to buy it? Like if you get your net worth, I got like 50 bucks. What do you got, bar? How was that different than what I was saying? It's not. Oh, what do you mean? You said no, divine, to my clarification.

It's their standard reaction, other people on the pile. I wonder how much is down the back of couches? For a billion dollars, for a million pennies. The debt is on the podcast. I wonder how much is down the back of couches? In the country. For $4 billion. For $1 billion pennies. The debt is behind the couch. Because you've moved out of the house and you don't end up with like hundreds of dollars when you move out of a house, right?

Yeah, because you take the couch, the money's all in there. No, but I'm saying you don't discover stuff. But not in this couch. I take more like jars, like people have jars of pennies around and stuff like that. Do you do that? I have way less of those than I used to

because I just, I would say probably, we think about this, carry the one. 90% of my transactions are probably credit card, like or some kind of card, a digital transaction. That's a pretty average. Hey, I tried out my new coin, they sent us coins. Oh, yeah, we should complain about them. And my coin has worked everywhere that I have used it.

My coin doesn't turn on, and I have used it in two places. Okay. 100%. So we should explain. Did I have used it? My coin doesn't turn on and I have used it in two places. Okay 100% so We should explain the coin is that credit card that you can program all the different credit cards onto and if you just joining us Talk about you. We're on a public stream people may not have known this you can talk between your different credit cards And then it supposedly works as them and You can you can pay with it like it's that credit card I had I you I

Pre-purchase would pre-ordered one it was in their crowdfunding face. It wasn't it wasn't a crowdfunding But it was like it looked a lot like it right. I got one probably a year ago I don't even remember when we got the initial one and I was super disappointed didn't work I think at the time the one I got from my pre-order it worked maybe 10% of the time I want to say mine works over 50% of the time But it was like low over 50, just enough to wear. There was no reason not to carry all my other cards anyway. So I guess they heard us complaining nonstop.

I went as far as to call them criminals. I had a product that didn't work. I had a product that didn't work. I had a product that didn't work. I had a product that didn't work. I had a product that didn't work. I had a product that didn't work. I had a product that didn't work.

I had a product that didn't work. I had a product that didn't work. I had a product that didn't work. I had a product that didn't work. I had a product that didn't work. I had a product that didn't work. I had a product that didn't work. I had a product it doesn't work, that's even worse for you. Did you say that you would talk about it if it didn't work? Yeah, I said absolutely. Oh, God. And they did this a while ago, so I'd forgotten about it. I'm glad you brought it up.

So I started to keep you track of every time I tried to use it, the new one that they sent, and whether it worked or it didn't work. Yeah, the battery case on your plus? Yes, we could talk about that in a bit. I tried it five different times, five different places. It worked three times. It's terrible. One of the times it just never read.

One of the other times. Cute notes. Yeah, I did. One of the other times I tried to swipe it and it said it was a chip card and to insert it. I didn't do it. But it wasn't a chip card, so it didn't work. I used it twice.

It said the chip thing twice and then it's off now forever. Like it just doesn't turn on. It's not a charge digital. I don't know. Does it have a battery? No. You can start it away and get another one. There it is.

So I never liked it. It worked 60% of the time for me this time, which is six times better than the previous one that gave me. Still not good enough to make me feel real. I would never walk out with just that Oh God, hey, but they at least worked a little bit. Did you ever get your vessel? No, you your vessel that got you as a gift You know that they've like just given up on it and they now make a different thing that just tells you

Well, I mean that just it just hasn't come out Very different that they give up on it. I don't know know but they basically they delayed it so they made a new thing yet Yeah, they will quickly like oh we yeah, we made this other thing and it just Tells you went to drink So it's so you went to drink yeah, it's like one drink more water or something It is like the stopwatch on it. Yeah, you basically like you drink it and then it like fills a little bar Welcome to the huge event something right now It's a bit time. Hold on

It's time to drink Look at that it's beer o'clock crowd fun me. Where's my billion dollars? Hey? What's that by Amazon Prime now to show to show this thing coming in? It's kind of drink. I cut it close I'm cut in burgers get out of here. Hey, can somebody give me a favor? Can somebody grab my laptop bag on the box? Buy out. Anybody? Buy a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, again, I was saying everything that was wrong with the six, they fixed in the six S, but I couldn't justify just spending the money to go out and get it, so I said, I'm gonna break my phone eventually. It's gonna happen. It's gonna happen. Everybody breaks your phone. Everybody breaks your phone. It's happens. And I thought I'll do it. So I finally, you finally happened about

it had, I think I had to have like, on New Year's Eve. So I had to suffer all through New Year's Eve and New Year's Day with the broke busted S sharp at phone. Anyway, so I went on a new phone, but I went down. I went to the 6S and I went from the plus size to this size, the fucking battery on this thing is a nightmare, dude. It just goes like, I had to charge it twice a day. That's why I started carrying, I bought that Apple case. But you have the plus.

So you see that, this is ridiculous. That's like $100. Yeah. Just get the S, the plus, so whatever. How much more is this? Man, we don't want the size. I don like $100. Yeah. Just get the S, the plus or whatever. How much more is this? May we go? I don't want the size. I don't want that big thing.

Oh, now it's big that way. It's big this way, but it's not big that way. Are we going back to this kind of discussion again? There's more than one dimension. My battery is in the first place. Oh, is it fresh? And that's been fresh right? If you had that conversation with Gavin.

I'm on the right side of this time. So this is the, this is the, thank you, no. The, uh, I can't use this one. The battery dies all the time. If I don't have this, this is the thinking room. The, uh, yeah, I can't use this one. The battery dies all the time. If I don't have this, this fucking case on it. Mine's totally fine. It's, it's, it's, it's garbage. I like that they make you, we should get $100 for that fix.

That's like, it's like $100 for a pat. Right. It's like, they know it's a problem. They fucking make the goddamn case now. Yeah. That's, that's what I thought, I thought the exact same thing when I saw the case. Like, so they know the battery's a problem. Is it what they're saying? saying right they're literally saying we can't make the phone as small as we want to so We didn't make it right. It's gonna cost so much money to

Fix we'll just make them pay for it. Yeah, you go. I mean we'd use our phones too much I got a message from AT&T cuz I have an unlimited plan. I got the weirdest met I'll read it to you Unlimited I don't like it. They thrott to you. Unlimited. I don't really like it. They've throught all you though. There were some news about that today, which I wonder if you're text messages about this. Go ahead. I'll read this while you look at it for it.

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So here's the message I got. I have an unlimited data plan with ATT because I got it when I got the first iPhone and then they tried to take it away but they couldn't for some reason. So anybody who holds onto theirs has an unlimited data plan. What's your data plan? I do 20 gigabytes. You do 20 gigabytes?

Do you use 20 gigabytes? Well, it's a shared pool between me and my wife. Right, I use 10. Okay, well that's okay. This is gonna sound less impressive because I think ours was like six or something like that or because it actually has it just on her one phone. So it's told me that my data usage was exceeding was reaching 22 gigabytes in a month.

What did I do on my phone that I'm pulling? You pull it off Wi-Fi for like a really long period of time? You're streaming Bluetooth porn to your car all the time apparently. Just take it easy with that. You can look at the usage. Oh, can I? I don't want to want you that I don't want to get that I don't want to get that stuff so they They'd be a fun thing to sit down with somebody else and just go through you

It's the thing then the other thing I do that you probably can do with the unlimited plan is I tether a lot with my laptop I can't do that was unlimited right with the limit. They don't let you tether I do that when I'm out and about and if if I need to get internet on my laptop, I'll just tether. It's the thing that makes you want to do it. Once again, I'm not doing Amazon Prime now. I don't know why. They announced today that AT&T is going to bring back the unlimited data plan for people

who subscribe to DirectTV or Uverse Television. Really? But they haven't clarified whether or not that'll involve tethering. And of course, all these plans are always super complicated. Like it doesn't, I don't know if it would make sense to switch to that or not. They also throw you like crazy.

Right. And again, when did they do the throttling? I know I've heard that they do throttling at 22 gigs. Yeah, they said they were going to lower your speeds. I picture AT&T wrapping their fingers around your throat and just throttling you. Every time someone says throttling, I think of straddle. So just like this whole conversation replaced the word throttle with straddle and that's way funny. You can see the video data. However your speeds may be reduced

at times in areas with network congestion. Wi-Fi will help you avoid these problems. Oh they're trying to teach you these Wi-Fi. Yeah. That's like their middle finger to you. Why do you never use Wi-Fi? Wi-Fi is faster. It's not. It is if you're at home on your connections faster than the cellular connection. First of all, all the internet at this office sucks.

Interest officer. I don't mean here, yeah. And the recession is terrible too. It's just not. Yeah, it's very bad. I was somewhere just recently where it was really bad too. Can you share your Mac's Wi-Fi connection with your phone? No. If your Mac is wired, you share your max Wi-Fi connection with your phone? No, you can, if your Mac is wired, you can create a Wi-Fi network and connect your iPhone to that.

I don't want that. Oh, you know where I got cerebral reception? Gavin and I were there. We went downtown LA. Downtown Los Angeles, California has awful reception. It's terrible. Probably because there's so many people on buildings in here. Yeah, but it's like four G3G stuff. But it's not like all those people showed up all of a sudden. Sure they did. They've had time to build a fucking tower or something. Yeah, Barb.

Second largest city. What do I know? I always feel like my phone's always faster in Austin than it is when I travel. Okay, any city I go to, I feel like this would be faster in Austin. I don't know if it's just like a mental thing Where I think my phone's faster or if I need data more quickly when I'm on the road, but anytime I'm out of awesome Like phone sucks here Phone so shitty. I had

One of the greatest fuck you's ever was we got called out of town because we reasonably went to LA was for Some promotional stuff that we're doing for laser team, which will be in theaters later this month We were doing some promotional stuff. You know, the, I said in the vlog when it first started that one of the huge benefits and one of the main driving factors for doing the distribution agreement with YouTube Red was that, you know, Google was putting out this huge, you know, new platform and they were going to put a lot of marketing dollars behind it and put Laser Team a little bit of waste. Now we're starting to see all that stuff, so it's

really awesome. But while I was out there in LA visiting YouTube, I had forgotten that I had my installation date for Google Fiber. Finally at my house in Austin. That's awesome. And so they called me because they were like, hey we're at your house to install Google Fiber. And I go, I'm not there. I'm in LA. We'll need to be scheduled. And they go, you're not here? But we were not on your calendar. I'm like, oh, did I say I was going to be there at a time?

And I was like, I'm so sorry, Google. No, I'm not there. So it was like the greatest fuck you ever. It's like, after three years of waiting for Google Fiber to show up, you know, us to know. It's like, no, I can't do it. So they're going to come back at a later date and install it. And I'm pretty sure they're just going to install the jack and then install it. And I'm pretty sure they're just gonna install the jack

and then not the service. I'm pretty sure that the way that's going to work. So everyone's lying. We're in the future. It's the future's 2016 and everyone's a liar. That's it, it's a new ways to lie. Like they installed Google Fiber. They just don't have any data through it.

You've paid for a cup. Did I pay for that vessel cup? Yes, I think I did. You don't have a cup. I paid for a cup two years ago that I haven for that vessel cup? Yes, I think I did. You don't have a cup. I paid for a cup two years ago that I haven't gotten yet. It's gonna be a great year. Welcome to the future. I'm gonna try and sell you a crappier cup.

Hey. Just get all the cups. I wonder if we're sitting a record like, did the guy who signed up first for vessel is that the longest anyone's ever gone after paying for a cup and then getting a cup like... Like, caveman could get a cup right away. Like, caveman didn't have to wait two years for a cup. Was getting a cup. Like, like, cavemen could get a cup right away. Like cavemen didn't have to wait two years for a cup.

That was ever a point in history, ever. Until now, when they said, hey, I need to, I wanna buy a cup for you. Make me a cup and the guys are like, I'll make you a cup. Come back in like four years. I will have that cup. Can you buy this select? Is that what we're doing now?

Is that what we're doing now? Is that what we're doing right now? We've reached a point technology where it's just gonna take you and I can do it. Two years later, you get it. On Amazon, you're selecting like two day delivery, you know, standard five delivery or like six year delivery. There's no one would ever do that.

Six, six years delivery on Wednesday. And then you wouldn't be there. You know, we're gonna be under calendar. Oh man, this, I love this guy so much. Did you hear about the guy who broke the record for, was it pole vaulting or high jumping? Something going up high. Oh, yeah, it was a pole vaulting, I love this guy so much. Do you hear about the guy who broke the record for, was it pole vaulting or high jumping? Something going up high. Oh yeah, it was a pole vaulting I think.

It was pole vaulting? I love fucking love this guy. Why, what do you do? So, I don't know how he figured it out, but he figured out, I guess, in practice that he could really demolish whatever the world record was at the time. He's like, ah, I can fucking do that.

And so, what he did was, was there some kind of bonus for like 90? Nike was paying a bounty. If you broke the world record, they'd give you money. They'd give you money. They'd give you a bonus. Well, the stipulations, like, can you mess with the stick? No, it's pole, it's standard pole vaulting.

It's a sport, so it's like standardized. That's gonna be like, I think it had to be like, at a competition. But yeah, I guess you're this guy. You can use it like a telescopic stick that raised you up This guy would break the record by like an inch and they go, okay? Let's raise up the two inches and he go nah and leave for the day He get his money that he come back and break it the next day for the next competition by another inch

He broke his own record 14 times and two years. Yeah He's only be the system. I love that guy. Let me see if I can find this guy out. Let me see his name is. It's like don't do the best you can. He's so annoying. He's so barely better than someone else. Yeah, exactly.

Do you think if you ever over did it and accidentally did it really good? Why don't you be like, oh, aah, aah. His lipstick is arm out and like knock off the pole. He like, he didn't touch the fuck it up. I'm gonna see here. Oh man.

This points me. You're not holding hands with Alan Richardson. You're just not, that's not what here. Oh man. This points me. You're not holding hands with Alan Richardson. You're just not. I just think that I am. Oh, you really? What are you doing over there? I just... That flamingo is terribly placed. It looks really, really strangely foul.

It really does look like a sex toy or something. Let me see this guy. Yeah, a sur... Surge Bupka. Sounds like a made-up name today. Repeatedly and deliberately broke the world record, pull-out record by the smallest possible height. So we could cash in on a Nike bonus with each new record. In a two-year span, he broke his own world record 14.

Did they say what the bonus is? Oh, look it up. Is that, I guess that's him. I'm a team. I wouldn't have asked the world record for breaking the most world records. What's the blood record for records? It's gotta be.

Like who is the Guinness World Record holder for the most? Most records? Most records? I guarantee that's got to exist. But not in the Guinness Book Record. When, is it me or is it like? Wow! He made a hundred grand each time.

Wow. Fucking smart. And how many times he did? 14, 14, 4 million dollars. That's dollars billion dollars Every little kid as much as a hundred thousand dollars each time if some reports are to be believed Why not I want to believe it because it's so ridiculous every little kid goes through a face where they're obsessed with like world records Right always I just me. Yeah, I just get the book every yeah, I used to always get the book

And I would always look for what I thought was the easiest world record because I wanted to beat the easiest world record. Right. And did you ever try one? God no. That would have actually tried to do something. Yeah, I did. But it was always like, I felt like as a kid,

it was always like, well, there's a lot of stuff I can't do here. I can't be the world's fastest man. It's true. I can work to that, but it's not like, as a kid, it's like, what can I do right now? I've got 15 minutes to go break a world record. How big is the world's fatest man right now, like in 2016? Because I feel like it would be larger than it was like five years ago.

People are just fat, are these days. People are bigger. Did you see on the website, they used to have next every record, it would be like, can you beat this record? It's like a, you know, sign up and try and beat it but they never took it off from like stuff that is ridiculous like biggest air disaster ever most deaths in a terrorist attack you like can you beat 9-11 and it said that on the website there's like screenshots of it really oh my god that's terrible that's awful so do you think about that anymore?

no yeah no I've settled in my comfortable rut of what this This is it. Well if you could break the record no your record your rut of what though my daily routine my daily my my rut of not breaking records Okay, I think you hold the record for most miserable bastard ever I I would hope not Because then I would hope people could be more miserable than this. See, this is what I'm driving at, though. Is that Gus, this was important to you as a kid. It was important to me as a kid, too. You're forgetting the fact that you have a Guinness Book of World Records record. They gave us a record, remember?

Yeah, it's my first book. My name's not on it. Yeah, it was for Red vs. Blue, most successful web series. They gave us that. And I laughed at the time, because I said, when I was a kid, I would try to make up stuff to win a world record for, and then somebody else made up something.

So we actually have, again, this book of world records record. Do you ever think about that ever? No, you just blew my mind. Right, I was sitting here asking you about trying to jog your memory. You had no record. No memory, no record. Well, it qualifies as most successful though.

Shut up. It was money. We want a record for making money. Oh wow. Yeah more. No more. No more. No more. that that's how much money we made in a year. So that number was reported for a really long time. Like our whole company made that amount. I wonder if that was really damaging to the company. I doubt it. Nobody's fucking.

What year was that? It was a, two thousand say as avid. Oh, I thought it was like oh six. It's somewhere around there. Yeah. So that was, yeah, so we got, they made one up. And we like, we have nothing to commemorate that. Like, they sent us a form. We have like a plaque like we have nothing to commemorate that like they sent us to have

We have we have like a plaque or something don't we should have a stint? I think they sent us a form to do it We should do that. No, I think we have we have it don't we don't we have it? We have the book where we're in it. We have that So that's like the thing you know, did we get a plaque? No, we had a form to get a plaque and we didn't do it You know, did we get a plaque? No, we had a form to get a plaque and we didn't do it. Oh Just frame the form It was uh did you know the Guinness book the Guinness Book of World Records is actually associated with Guinness Yeah, it's it's subtle barbots. I didn't know that. I just thought it was a coincidence What just some bloke who Guinness? And his brother like one of them made beer the other one made world records like you've lived in Austin for a long time did you ever make the

Did you ever make the connection? Gus living in Austin as long as you have to do you ever make the connection between Bob Bullock and Sandra Bullock? There's a connection. No, there's not but it does seem like there would be it does right? It seems like it would be some kind of connection. I'm totally trying to catch me in a line. You're totally trying to catch me saying yes There's absolutely no connection Bob Bullock is the name of our iMacs theater Bob Bullock I guess oh yes Bob Bullock Bob Bullock's State of Texas history museum iMacs Yeah, rolls right off the tone, but who's the guy who just

Who's the guy who died who's the guy that the business school is not the business school's name after? Jamal what's his name? It's like a huge crash man. Who's the guy who died? Who's the guy that the business school is not the business school's name Detre? Jamal? What's his name? It's like he's crashed. Matt, who's the guy? What's that? I'll tell you what. Namakom's. Namakom's. It's the other guy. Jo Jamail. How did you know what he was talking about? Because he just died. He's like a big like, or did he just die or something just come up? He just died. So he was like a big booster at a UT and everything. And I didn't know this, but in the Austin subreddit, they were posting like lots of like He just died. So, he was like a big booster at UT and everything.

And I didn't know this, but in the Austin suburb it, they were posting lots of depositions that he's given. And it's like old dudes ready to throw down. Like, old Texas guys, like yelling at each other about being a liar and stuff like that. And it's great. He was an awesome liar. I'm a lawyer. Allegedly.

It's a great thing to do is get on the air and solve the dead lawyer. That's a smart idea. But there was one where he was deposing this guy and he's like talking and asking the questions and lawyers said, lawyer said, are you gonna, are you can't ask him that? And then the guy at the question goes, let me tell you something, you shut your fucking mouth. Like, and you can't see anybody because they're all off screen but they're all just cussing at each other and the guy getting opposed It's kind of like starts scratching his head and you're like furniture getting moved around

I love it. I love it. I just watched Making over murder making a murder making a murder so what's the entire thing it didn't get the name right? It's like a close. I mean they don't say it. I got close It's like it's in keeping with the theme of the show. Every, every, every information I got something wrong. Every tweet I've seen from everyone is, I'm so mad right now watching this thing, and it makes me don't want to watch it

because I don't want to get mad. Let me tell you, that's what the tweets they write. Here's what they're actually saying when they write that tweet. Is that I just watched a 10 hour documentary about one side of a court case, and now I believe that side of the court case. That's all that that says.

People lose their object. That being said, okay, court case aside, the crux of the documentary is, this is possible, we could get a spoiler territory for this, is it possible? No, this is like episode one stuff. We'll be careful. The agency doing the investigation

should not have been doing the investigation. I totally agree with that. There was a conflict of interest, which negates everything else after that. The whole show, people should walk away with that with a better understanding of what a reasonable doubt in the American jujitsu system means. That's the main thing that you people should come away with. People shouldn't come away with a guy is definitely innocent or a guy is definitely guilty. They shouldn't be that. Well, because it's like an edited documentary. Yeah, it's one side of it. Right.

Somebody did a really cool thing where they came out of watching it with a lot of those emotions, and everybody has the same emotions. There's a particular somebody who's involved with the case who should not be giving information. This person is just not capable of giving information and watching people interrogate him is like, it's your jaw will clump. That's the most frustrating part that's a frustrating part of it but um you know this guy or i don't know if it's guy girl but somebody wrote an article

where they went over all the things in the case they went and looked at the case all the things that the documentary people did not present to you that they just kind of left out which are uh evidence again again slavery yeah that's kind of damning. There's some damning stuff, but again, the agency that did the investigations should not have been handling that investigation. And you gotta go into the thing if you're gonna watch,

you gotta go in with that thing and just, just going, thinking about what your opinions have reasonable doubt and presumed innocent mean. And then how does that change over the course of you watching this thing? Didn't they get 300,000 signatures for a petition to release him from jail? Oh, that's done. I'm just saying, like, it's fascinating that 300,000 people are so convinced.

It makes me curious as to how many people watch the show. There's a lot of... It's a show with big reach. I don't think it's spoilt. I don't think it's spoilt. It's just like, the thing is what it is. You know what I mean? And also when you talk about it, if you hear about it in any way, you kind of like, it's

a court case where someone's in trouble for something and people are upset about it. You know, likewise, I watched the jinx right after it, which is kind of like the polar opposite of that. Whoa, you finally watched it, jinx. What? What? I just finished it. You're fine.

Okay. Man, that's crazy. The jinx is one of my favorite things I've ever seen that dude He's that guy is that is he still live. Yeah, I'm gonna like he's allegedly fucking nuts Where is he right now? He's in jail. Okay. Oh, is he I believe so did the the jinx the series lead to him going to jingot arrested the day after the finale yard yeah i think that the jinx appales a little bit in comparison to making it really i think so i like the jinx more i saw i saw making a remover more the more the way too fucking long though no the jinx i think the jinx first was great the jinx did something i hate so i watched a lot of documentaries i mean i watched a ton of documentaries you watch mean, I watched a ton of documentaries. You watched six-hour documentaries? All the time.

Does everybody can burn some? And one thing I hate about documentaries is when the documentarian puts themself in it. I feel like- I had that conversation just today. Yeah, when you're watching documentary, the documentarians should be removed. It should not, they should not have a voice in it. So when the jinx started, I got really upset with it because Jureki was constantly in the fucking show.

And then as the jinx plays out, you realize, oh, there's a reason Jureki. Yeah, he's like totally key. Put himself in it. And then it pays off in the end. It's so weird that you say that because there's a shift at about the fifth episode where I felt all of a sudden the documentary crew

was a major part of the thing. In fact, they were as much a part of it as the subject of the documentary. And I was talking about that because we have, we're in the middle of producing some documentaries for a research piece in the vein of like, let's play live and some other stuff we wanna do. And we were talking about the, you know,

just the approach and the creative nature in which we're going to produce these documentaries. And I brought that up as an example of like, I didn't like that all of a sudden, the documentary crew was all of a sudden part of it. But I'll go back and watch it now. They kind of sprinkled themselves in early.

And it was, in fact, they talk about how Robert Durst reached out to them and they talk about how they had made this movie. And I think it's episode one Yeah, might be two where they start introducing themselves into the document I'm actually surprised with all the gun control stuff the bowling for Columbine has not come back up. It's like a major Documentary that everybody's watching I have a soda one. It's dude. It's a great documentary and it's it gets colored a lot By people who haven't seen it who just assume it's like this

Documentary which is just like get rid of all guns and we had guns so Columbine happened, it's not that at all. It's an analysis of like American culture and why, you know, why is America so violent, essentially? And the guns are an aspect of the documentary, but because there's like, they touch on the NRA and all that other stuff, but it's like,

talks about other countries you would have, just as many guns are more than the US and they don't have nearly as many... It's part of our own stuff. It's part of Canada, talking about Canada. Yep, talks about guns per capita and all that stuff. Heck, we knew a guy, remember, guy who did a dissertation on russier teeth for...

Yeah, yeah. And he was from Switzerland, and that's when we learned that everyone in Switzerland has to go through military training, not only Israel, they have a mandatory service, but when they're done, they have to keep a rifle in their house. They're required by law to have a gun.

So everyone in Switzerland has a gun. And he had to go through enormous hoops to declare himself a pacifist and have the gun removed from his house. It was a multi-year process. It took him a long time to get it done. And he had to keep a rifle these entire time. So you break the law if you just chuck the gun out?

Yeah, you have to have the gun. He said it wasn't like an assault rifle. rifle what you typically picture a psych an army gun He said it was like this huge hunting rifle looking thing. What's the purpose of that? What's the reasoning behind self defense or like country defense? It's reaction or more to yeah Call up that they just like they got wrapped up in the middle of everything and they're just not gonna let that happen again And it's funny though because which is like so which one is like the notoriously neutral country, you know, depending on who you ask.

So I thought it was interesting that they, it seems like a passive is culture, but it's not. It's got everyone in the country has a gun. Yeah, I think they want to be ready to call it. And it's trained in how to use it. Conscripts and draft everyone immediately. If you shoot someone, you shot someone, but is it the same law if you shoot someone? Like say you staped a gun to a drone and had it kill a bunch of people. Was that you still doing it? If you're controlling the drone, yeah, over to your drone.

Yeah, you're responsible for that. But how they trace like fingerprints. Are you trying to figure something out? I like Gavin asked the difference. Like are you responsible for it? And you said, yeah, of course you are. He goes, but how would they get the fingerprints? It's like, can you get away with it? Or are you responsible? Those would they get the finger prints it's like can you get away with it or are you Responsible those are two totally different questions. Yes, you could probably get away with it You might be able to get away with like using a gun on a drone and shooting somebody most drones aren't hardy enough to carry a gun or something There was a clip I showed Gavin of a dude who taped two Roman candles. He was too sure with that thing

He that guy was shooting his friends with a Roman candle drone. It was fucking great. That sounds awesome Yeah, I want to drone now. Yeah, I never wanted one before they're fun They're a lot of fun, but so you didn't register your dry. No, I'm not gonna register my dry isn't that legal there second amendment bitch The right to bear drones. Yeah, that's that's the the founding fathers wanted me to have a fucking autonomous Helicopter in the sky that can kill people they want that they want that My father's wanting me to have a fucking autonomous helicopter in the sky that can kill people. They want that. They want it in Canada. The government has it. I get one too.

Fuck them. Second amendment bitch. What do you think the first rap song about drones is going to come out? I'd be shocked if one doesn't already exist. Like with spinners on. Yeah. I love, I love like rap and hip-hop culture as like a social indicator. Like my favorite thing

Do you remember we had the conversation years ago about the declining dollar and one of the factors of it was that rap videos started to feature Euros where all the guys would have euros instead of dollars if like American rappers That's how they were showing that they had more money than a reals because their money wasn't you because they are a More than 500. I fucking love it. I just somewhat that. I just love there was a video. I'd never seen this video before My wife told me about it maybe two or three weeks ago. I don't know if you ever heard it arcilly has a song called echo And I guess he thought that maybe a lot of people didn't know what an echo was so he made Amazon echo no like an actual echo Barbara like hello Like like hello, hello, hello I'm just I'm sure who he

People don't know what that is shut up. He made a video Explaining to people what echo means and what an echo is Who did this our Kelly have you never seen I had never seen this I did like a metaphor for love or anything or banging right It's a matter of it's like I'm gonna make her echo like say his name over and over But people didn't know what the what an echo was echo was, so he had to make a little video explaining what echo means. That's all the the greatest thing ever. What if Arkele had like a science channel? I would absolutely subscribe to that in a second.

So, that's his fourth piss video this month. That's the guy. That's upsetting. I can keep doing videos about that. He's a little tough. So the, which is what we're talking about, Drone,

we're talking about the crazy update that happened in my car this week. We're now, it's my car, you hit a button and it just will park itself in the garage or it'll just come get you.

Like, we were walking down this way and is called, just pulled out in front of us We're here in this parking lot. Yeah, can you call it here right now? No, no, I should be clear So Tesla does a great job of like they stair step the stuff out where they also updated the auto drive Features of the car and I did a pair of scopes. They were so we're showing people this and I don't think anyone like Let's seem like 90% of the people who are watching

were just like, even though we've talked about it, they're like, it's really crazy when you see it in action. And the auto drive when it first started was really just kind of like super advanced cruise control. But it's slowly but surely got better and better and taking over more features. You'd tell them like almost like training you without training you.

Like they're only giving you some features and they're rolling out. And the summon feature right now, it will only go in and out of a parking space. So if I pull up next to a parking space, it'll pull into perpendicular space. It's always parallel part. But now it'll like back out of tone.

Like now if it's in my garage and I summon it, it'll open the garage door back out of the garage into the driveway and then shut the garage door and then I go out into it. Wait, the cock can open the door? Yeah, it opens the garage door. How? It's like a cat.

It has, you just, you just program it. Of course we have that. Cars are out there for a long time. Like you could program it into the car to do that. Oh, like into the, right, you hit the button. Gotcha. But it's so cool. It's so cool.

This is the first time that I've ever seen the car operating with nobody in it. And that is a surreal thing the first time you see it where the car is just like driving out, backing out. Soon you're gonna be able to send them off. Well, I guess they wouldn't even need to go out and get gas on there. Well, that's the thing Elon Musk said

that was really excited about. He sent a tweet about it saying that in two years they hope to have the someone feature working regardless of boundaries. For example, you are in LA and the cars in New York. Well, Patrick. The look on Gavin's face was great there. So it's the next step.

Because the next step that they wanna do with it is where it'll hook itself up to the charger, which he seems to be really obsessed. Like a roomba. He seems really obsessed by that. I could care less about that. So be a roomba. I mean, there's no part of my day that's too long

for me to go close. Yeah, but imagine just getting out in front of your house. It opens the door, goes in, plugs in and closes the door. It's pretty cool. Right. If your car is in a different city and you're like, oh, shit, I'm not going to be able to make my plane in two days. I'm going to say, my car can get me in my drive home.

And then you hit a button and your car starts coming on the freeway. Stop, charge itself, and just keeps coming. Right, or like, you know, you're flying off in the storm. So you get diverted to San Antonio or Dallas like yeah, that's called my car and then a new flight opens up and you'll cause halfway between Austin Did he tell to go back home? He's telling to go back home. Shit No stops in the middle of me. I'm super excited about this super excited It's like cool man, and I would use it fam is in I'm instead of the delivery

I just be like going pick that up going get it. It's like cool man. I would use it fam as in. Instead of the delivery, I'd just be like, go and pick that up. Go and get it. I think it's like the closest technology we have that's gonna be a total game changer. Something like smartphones or internet, where it's just like, you're gonna recapture all of that time that you spent driving.

What's wrong with you? Is it gonna be my hands? No, I'm just imagining a car picking up food for you. It's gonna be a little arm. Go answer the drive-through and knowing it. Please do. It's like one of the things that, as a kid,. You can't show the drive through and knowing it. Please don't. It's like one of the things that, as a kid, I dreamed about that you would have in the future.

Like when I, as a kid, I couldn't imagine a smartphone. Like that's a technology that I think is definitely futuristic that we have now, that we take for granted, but a car that could drive itself was always something you could wrap your head around even at a young age. Like that's gonna happen in the future. Flying cars and cars I can drive.

They had a flying car, CES. What? did you see it? No, it's a drone It's a it's a it's a four prop you guys didn't see this it's a four prop drone That's capable of carrying one person and it's between two and three hundred thousand dollars. Yeah, I'm not getting in that I'll get you right now. I will not be here's the only problem with it and this is what I would never do it Okay, it lights on fire Phil is saying I'm getting that a heartbeat. Here's the only problem with it. And this is what I would never do it. Okay. It lets on fire. It doesn't have one thing inside the cockpit that it needs. It doesn't have any controls.

Cup holder. Oh. It's a totally ill breaker for me. I don't want people to have controls in their drones, but I would want controls in my drone. It's really just like you tell it where you're going to go and it says get in and you get in and it takes you there. And you just are all long to ride. That's what's better than having controls. What? But people are dumb and distracted. They

they know it's diver. Everyone else can't have controls. I want the controls. I just I want the ability to take over. So what if what if the GPS dies on your phone, whatever, it would have just hang you in the air until it ran out of batteries. I love this idea there for a failsafe. The failsafe Gavin is that it would connect to a remote center somewhere else in the world and then they would pilot your drone. Fuck that. No way. I want to be able to take over the controls. I saw the dumbest stuff at CS. I saw... There's sent me some dumb shit. I saw a rumber for your grill. Oh, you said that. Yeah, that was funny.

It's like a tiny rumber and you put this thing on your grill to stop it from driving off and it just goes like, it just drives around, spinning and cleaning up. You look can't just like that. Well, I gotta say, I was kinda excited about that. I hit cleaning my grill, I was like, that'd be pretty sweet if I could just stick that in my grill. But you got to use so much force to clean your grill. No, it was like, bouncing around. I'll send it to them.

It's not gonna do anything. And then I saw what looked like two fridges stacked on each other in terms of size. And it... Oh, that's the... That's the thing. That's not doing shit. That thing is not... That's not cleaning any grill. That looks horrible. It looks like it operates off of D batteries or something. This is something you play air hockey with.

And then there was this laundry folding machine called a laundry. And it was like really cool. It's like a name you would come up with. I mean, it doesn't come out to like 2019. Yeah, you you send me this. I was like, okay, this is an interesting idea. You put your clothes in it. It washes them and then it doesn't even wash them.

It just falls. Then I was like, okay, I'm going to look this up. I was like, I want to know how much does the fucking laundry cost and they have a website You can see all the information about it how it's developed like hoping to launch 2019 is like, okay So what you're looking at there at CS is bullshit. Yeah, there is it doesn't work. There's like There's like magic trick. There's like a dude like her old duck inside of it Who's like reaching out and fooling everything real fast?'re putting it out, making it look like it actually works. But even had like internal footage of the Laundroid of what was happening, and it showed like

the piece of clothing coming in and like two arms would pick it up, and then it would just pixelate, so you couldn't see what was happening, and then they'd show it just coming out folded. Oh, just out of it. Get out of the way. There's a secret technology. That's when the dude comes out. That's when the dude pops up and folds everything. Do we have Apple TV up today?

Ancient Chinese secret. I think they're, I think they're really. Please tell me I'm not racist. Anybody else remembers that? I remember that, that was, it was for a cleaning product. It was, the commercial was racist. It was, was it tied? Calgon.

Calgon. We need more Calgon. Ancient Chinese secret. It was a slide for washing machines. Patrick, you remember that, right? Yeah. That's the old people. Yep machines. Badger here, remember that, right? Yeah. That's the old people. Yep.

Yes, me and Patrick, thanks. So, here's what I don't get. There was that commercial where they were washing clothes with Calgon. But then there was a lady who said Calgon, take me away and she's in the bathtub. Go bath. So was it laundry soap? Did anyone put in the bubble? Yeah, of course.

Why not? It's all the same, right? It's all the same, right? Yeah. Soaps all the same. There's just different concentrations of soap in a pinch I can wash with tide Yeah, yeah, I can do it. You just rub it all over It's really the same. It's just soap. I mean, it's like I washed my clothes with tide

Why wouldn't I wash me with time right it should do just as good? Oh, here we go. We got the thing up You got a you got a video of this thing. No, that's great Oh Patrick, I sent you an image for bubble porn. Okay, play. Is it going? Press play. Wow, look at it go. Oh, there it goes. There's no way that's cleaned real.

There's no way. You're polishing the grill. It makes up for weight with RPMs. Nope. Not buying it. Yeah, I do. Not buying it. I'm going to read this one last thing.

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Is Japanese twill pants. You ever heard of that before? No. No, if I love them. What's the twill? It's like, I don't know how it's it's almost like It's almost like the way that it is for it that ancient Chinese secret a little bit It's everything's like a little bit stretchy so you can buy just stuff and it's like it's like a good size and everything feels like a good fit Without getting it like all turn or anything like that

Like I'm sure girls have stuff that's like super stretchy, you know like yoga pants, why not quite the level of yoga pants But it's cool. It's like but there's a normal slacks like nice dress lines that give you a little bit of a little bit of a Shope someone tweeted us Katie M. Castle says that her mom says we're too young to know about Calcon What no or not. Why what is Calcon? It was this a soap that well because it was it was Calcon fixes Lime scale and washing machines, you know, it's like a soap slash bubble bath Calgon Wikipedia So they it used to be in the late 70s and early 80s sold it like as it's a

softener a bath and beauty product so it's ever all above Sodium wonder which came first hex and other fast Calgon, no Calgon So I do want to mention a couple things about laser team I feel like we have not talked enough about laser team so Where you know where people can watch the movie? There's a website called tug that they can go to if then they can find a screening close to them in their local town

And if they don't have one they can they can set one up and we should be clear There's only one week left People want to get tickets to make those tug screenings possible to make them happen for the one in your area that they need to buy their tickets within the next week. By the 18th, I believe. By the 18th. Okay. Matt, is that correct?

The 18th? Yeah, if it doesn't matter, it's threshold. If it does not, it's. It's strictly to threshold, they'll keep selling. Yeah. So Matt is saying that, you know, the way tug works is people say, oh, I want to screen in my town like, bluxy Mississippi. And they say the theater says, OK, we need to sell 50 tickets

in order to make that screening possible. You have until one week from today to hit that threshold to make the screening happen. But after the screenings are confirmed, there's still tickets to be sold until they are sold out. So there's like three different statuses. There's not confirmed confirmed. And then there's sold out.

And people apparently get a discount to the RIST store and special laser team merch if they attend a screening on the 27th. So how do they get the merch mat? Or the 28th. Or the 28th. We email them the discount code. Email them, discount code and link.

Okay, yeah, play. So email to them. I'm gonna see some people tweeting us photos of that stuff and sharing it. Do we email when they buy the ticket or when they attend the screening? When it's confirmed. When the screening is confirmed, yeah,

then we email them later. Do we not actually get confirmed? You might build a way to shirt to the- And I believe they go out and batches as well. So the second your screenings confirmed, you've received an email, but- Twitter pictures of people saying that they got them. So that's a good thing.

I have seen some, so I know that they're out there. And I believe the normal theatrical run starts on the 29th. Yes, it's gonna be about 40 to 50 big cities. I don't think we've talked about this too much, right? Like, as we kind of did this a little bit backwards normally what happens is You announce the date that your movie is starting and that it'll be in theaters and go see if it's in your area and Then if people want it in other areas they do they use tug and services like tug to make screenings in their area Because it's not running in their city

We did the other way where we did all the tug screenings first and we haven't really been talking about our just our normal theatrical run But laser team is gonna be in theaters and just run for a few weeks, you know like any other movie It's gonna be out. It's gonna be about 40 to 50 different cities Matt There you go US can you can mad as saying There you go. So, U.S. Canada, U.K. Matt is saying. Oh, possibly, I'm sure. Possibly, I'm sure.

That's really cool. So, I feel really great about J.J. Robinson's Star Wars, you know, taking over the domestic box office record for a couple of weeks. It's gonna be great, will you? But they're gonna be demolished. Yeah, they're gonna be demolished. They're gonna be run.

They're gonna run Star Wars. So, and if you wanna find out about the theatrical run to see if laser team is showing in your city, not all of the theater chains have started to put up advanced ticket sales But amc an Alamo in the us have and view Vue in the UK familiar view theaters Yeah in the UK, so you'll be able to go see this lovely gentleman here Gavin free On the big stream

You go watch it in the UK watch it in the UK and watch it in the US. I already well Gavin I talked about flying to New York to go look at the billboard, but neither one of us wants to spend the money to fly away. Just look at the billboard. I know so there's one in Austin. And now there's one in Austin, so we're okay. Aren't there more billboards, also like in LA and... ...dea-loos?

What's your name? Yeah. LA, New York. Hey, Patrick, get that photo. Chicago. Let's try and find all the billboards. You know who else will be in Laser Team. He's the guy the guy the Patrick's gonna show you on the screen here in a second There we go guys that's me that's not my body

That is someone else's body. I wish my stomach was But I'll take it. I like the minute orange like the tigger costume as well. I am in laser team They made it thematically and you and you are at that level of a dress as well. Yes. Maybe even less. You might not have to make Mormon porn. One of the most confusing things in the world was having, I don't know if can I say this? I think you can.

I think it's in the trailer I think. Yeah. Was having a naked playboy playmate in this eye and then in the other eye was a naked gust of roll Like the juxtaposition my brain was like was it like one of those like crazy eyes where it just like melded together like the left brain's going Right brain's like If you cross your eyes they became one weird No, yeah Now it was awesome. It was a lot of fun. I have a small small part in the movie. Did Doreen tell you what they're trying to do in Fiji?

No, what they're trying to do in Fiji? They're trying to get us to go to a screening while we're in Fiji on a vacation. Oh, because you guys, there's a bunch of you that are going there after our text Australia. Yep. We're going on a little vacation in Doreen's like, oh, let's see, we get a screening there.

If they, I'll tell you what, it's a million seven of us. They confirmed that if it was a late one because of the region, but if they confirmed that screening in Hawaii I would and Honolulu I'd go to that I go to the Honolulu because it's on the way back from Australia If they can confirm that one in Honolulu I'll go sure why not I'll do that right now What time is it in Honolulu right now? I believe it is six hours later there earlier I should say so it's like 30 p.m. 3 p.m. I think I'll be watching right now like they watch football like seven in the morning There it's super pretty feel like the West Coast watches football way too early. I should say. So it's like 3 p.m. I think I'll be watching right now. Like they watch football like seven in the morning there.

Oh, it's super fresh. I already feel like the West Coast watches football way too early. I agree with you. Because it starts at noon here. So it's like 10 a.m. out there. When is the next post-palski? I think it's when I'm in Australia. I think it's I think it's that weekend, the 23rd.

And so I thought about this. I really want to watch it. But I think it comes on like at three in the morning. If you're about this, I really wanna watch it, but I think it comes on like three in the morning. If you're a committed fan, you would watch it. I guess, true. I'd have to be committed to root for Crystal Palace. Hey Patrick, any change you can pull the one-seater drone from CES?

I want them to see that. You totally get this thing. I wanna see this, but sidebar about Spurs, I didn't realize this until recently. You know the local Austin team is the Austin Spurs. And I never realized that I think they're what's for football, for soccer. I think there might be an affiliation between them because I'd never seen their logo before this past weekend. It looks like the hot spurs, like the, what is it, like the rooster or whatever,

and it's like that blue outline. It's a call-crow. Like only let me pull up the Austin's purse spurs right so it the Austin spurs doesn't look nearly as fancy The Austin spurs right X to the San Antonio spurs so Austin spurs images. I'm gonna pull it up here. Just show you by the way Did you find it strange that the marshal was nominated? Oh, there's the four-seater the one-seater drone I can't wait to see four-seater. It's a one-seater drone with four props Oh, it's like a whole thing. Yeah, I just know it's like a whole what the fuck does that mean? I thought you would be sitting on like my drone like you're gonna be like a saddle on top of my head It was like it was for propellers and like a frame with legs and you just sort of hang on it

No, it's just gonna grab and all that The only problem with that design that I noticed is that the props are like at knee level, which seems super dangerous. Better than head level, eh? Well, above your head, probably a little bit better. Yo, I mean, do you ever hear those like horrible stories do about like, people who wave from the door of a helicopter and chop their fucking fingers off? It looks like an upside down helicopter.

It does. That's your own. So when it lands upside down to the left regular, like your first hallu. Oh, so people are saying I will go never mind. I'm wrong the Austin Spurs are a local club who support the Tottenham hot spurs I don't know they support that it play they like get together and watch the watch the games I'm gonna sign up the fuck is that Austin Aztecs are the Austin soccer. That's how they lean That's what their whole organization is they they play soccer then go watch soccer. No, they just support They just watch soccer. They don't even play so then I'm a sports club. They play soccer, then go watch soccer. No, they just support. They just watch soccer. They don't even play.

So then I'm gonna sports club. They go to... So you literally got everything wrong. They can't watch the name of the place. They go to Mr. Tramps to watch his first matches. So it's just people. It's just people. They watch TV.

So, oh, speaking of just people, I have an annoyance. So there's a subreddit for Austin, for the city of Austin, and they are obsessed with making jokes about the fucking chilies at 45th in Lamar. Yes. And which, by the way, I have eaten it several times. They will not let this die. What's funny about it? Nothing. There's absolutely nothing funny about it. Like what? It's like, oh, I'm from out of someone will make a topic like I'm from out of town. They all should don't find from out, someone will make a topic, like I'm from out of town. They all should don't find the joke funny, but they keep making it.

I'm from out of town. What's a great local place I should try? Oh, for the Frosty Margs and Skillet Case, I go to Chili's at 45th and Lamar. Nobody thinks this is funny. Not even the people making the joke. They had a meetup today. They think it's really funny.

At the fucking Chili's at 45th and Lamar. Yep. All the people who make the joke. All the people who make the joke are there. And I was like Man, why it's like you said even the people who see this and who make the joke don't like it They're like I know I'm gonna get down voted, but here we go But why are you all still making the joke? Why are people? They can't control themselves on right now. They can't they have no impulse control drinking frosty marks

They're having hot Talking about the long cakes to our big deal. I I unsubscribe from the Austin subreddit Drink and frosty marks and having hot Kill it, kiss it They had a craving after talking about it The lava cakes too are a big deal I unsubscribe from the Austin subreddit I would say My kids love They fucking mob chiles They love it

Kitsle chiles Audio dessert on a screen I just think it sucks about having kids It is That they always want to eat in places where you can't get anything good Like They love chiles Yeah, it's like

I mean, not you can't get something good at chiles But you you can't get anything good. Like, I- I like change. Yeah, it's like, I mean, not you can't get something good at chillies, but you really can't- Josh, Josh, I mean, I mean, it's like, it's like, it's really hard to eat like decently when you have kids. They just want to eat like the most like garbage food. It's unbelievable. Do they still have the awesome blossom or the get rid of that? I didn't see it on there.

They have the boneless buffalo wings, which is just chicken nuggets. I'm just kidding. I'm just sure that's just a, which is just chicken nuggets. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

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I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. But totally different. But you know, you've been to Australia didn't you? Did the blue and onion while you were down there? Australians I think hate the outback steakhouse.

I think they hate outback steakhouse and I think they hate fosters as well. They're talking out of the indie. They hate fosters as well. And the saying put another shrimp on the Barbie. Yeah. Because they don't call it shrimp and they don't, I don't think they call it a Barbie. So, yeah they do. They do.

But they just don't call it shrimp, they call it prawn. Yep, I made a mess. Wow. And continue to do it. You have to. So we're going to be in Australia for our techs Australia here. Next week. Pretty soon. Not next week, the week after?

Well, we're leaving for Australia next week. Right. So we're really excited. It's sold out. So if you don't have tickets, you can't go. But it's going to be fun for those of you who are going to be there. We're really excited for the first time

we're doing RTX outside of Austin. I was recording a vlog earlier and I was talking about that we're going to be doing for those of you who are going to be there. We're really excited for the first time we're doing RTX outside of Austin. I was recording a vlog earlier and I was talking about that we're going to be doing an immersion there. Oh, yeah, we're going to be shooting an episode of immersion there. We're going to be shooting some other stuff too. But I don't know if those people are OK with us talking about it yet, and we'll steal the thunder.

So people will be announcing some other shows. We're going to be shooting at RTX Australia. So people want to participate in those. They'll be an opportunity to do that. And the day before RTX Australia on the 22nd, that's what we're doing the Australian premiere at the event cinema, there in Sydney. Of laser team, correct, thank you.

I didn't say that. You didn't specify, one picture. It's a really cool theater. They got a great bar. I made sure to check it out while I was down there. Location scouting. I also appreciate you, Bernie, when you asked me about immersion filming, you're like, how much time do you need

to get ready for the premiere? I'm like, thanks, bro. Oh, yeah, she was like I need an hour Because I knew like Megan Ashley would like need like what six hours basically to get ready right now They're on the way to get ready so I was making sure the barber had enough time to shoot and do it She's like I need an hour and I'm like okay, yeah, Barbara doesn't shower so that works out in her face comes in with Wait for terrain but Okay, Barbara doesn't shower, so. That works out in her face. She just comes in with, I wait for Terrain. But hold on a second, Matt is saying if you're, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I know we're in wrap-up mode here, but there was one time I made a comment on the podcast about an episode of a version that we shot that didn't work, and it was a bad episode.

It was a failure of an episode, the test failed. I know that sometimes when you do these tests, they fail and you can find out that, guess what? You can't do these things in the real world, but we decided not to air it. The problem with that is I said that, so now every time an episode of immersion comes out, people are questioning why I think this is the bad episode. Like it's been going on for like two or three episodes now. You've even clarified this already on the podcast.

I don't have a really. Yeah. Yeah, so the episode has not come out. So I'm just going to say that's the Skyrim episode that we tried something from Skyrim and I'll let you guys figure it out. I want to spoil it. But Brandon is trying to figure out a way to edit it in such a way that we could put it out, but I'm just not sold on it yet.

So, and if it does come out, we'll say that it's the one. Like, you'll know what it is. Just so you'll know if none. That's the Skyrim episode. It's the one that we have not shown. People were asking if it was the metal-girt solid one that we just put out. They asked it on everyone.

Yeah, but it worked. Yeah, they were like, oh, that wasn't so bad. I know what I was saying. They tried to make us feel better. oh this I thought this episode was okay They're talking about it's like this one was like you know average. I'm like oh fuck yourself But the milky ruins fun. That's a really cool. You're fun like it worked Barbara was relentless with relentless with that Paintball gun man. She was just like my god. You shot carries so many times. I shot everyone a lot of times Including the people we're gonna have on a sponsor episode.

Oh, that hasn't aired yet. Okay. Yeah, it was a lot of fun. It was definitely one of those moments where we're there filming and it's like, wow, this is my job. Like this is crazy. It's like something you would do as a kid,

like to play for fun, like imagining with your friends and pretending and it was cool to actually have it built and have it look really awesome. We ended up making games that just so much more fun than real games, like more fun than laser tag. Right. Because it's just like custom to us. It was crazy though, like that still thing.

I would turn around and there'd be a box there and I was like, I did, seriously did not hear or see that. There was some, there were some time, where I lost track of the people, like of Carrie or Miles. Yeah. I would be like, okay, I could have sworn that was them, but that box hasn't moved.

And someone else is saying, hey, you know, what is that? Yeah, buddy, I watched it from a window. He was staring at the wrong box. I'm just upset because right now Twitter is going, they're putting out a skyrim immersion. It's like, I don't know how you we can communicate anything. It's literally impossible to communicate anything. If you are super excited about the skyrim immersion, that's put out. I'm just saying I don't. I don't know what to do. I just like, it's like we're at the

communication age and there's like no communication at all. It's just impossible to do it. All right, let's read some more stuff from Twitter. You guys want to take some quick questions from Twitter? So, there's your questions at RT podcast your questions at RTPodcast. Hashtag RTPodcast. Can you really not throw a cabbage in a bucket in real life? Oh I haven't got a good one. Thank you. Where's the message with the preacher? What did you call it? That was a different one. That was pissing off the preacher. Pissing off the preacher. And the trick shot was the bucket. Oh that's right. The favorite video you guys have ever put out pissing off the preacher. I said you. That was the total way of one because we just didn't have anything that week.

So I quickly had to come up with something. So it was so great. It's still a lot of things to do. Yeah, the editing of that one was really great. I am mandates, what does that mean? What's their Korean show running man? Damian or Damian, the guy in Twitter wants this to make an American version of the Korean show running man.

What does that cost? I've not heard of it. You're married to Korean person. You should know this. I am. She's a great person. I have not seen that movie or heard of that movie. People want to know what I was going to say about the Martian. Bobby Bowland on Twitter asked that.

Oh, that it was a comedy. Yeah, that it got nominated as a comedy. I love it. As a musical or comedy. There were six jokes, right? Listen, it was definitely a, there were lighthearted moments in it. I would not classify the Martian as a comedy Do you think so I believe the Hollywood foreign press

Suggests it and the movie studio studio has to agree. Do you think that they agreed so they didn't have to go up against like heavier dramas? Like the Revenant. Yeah, or what want yeah, Revenant one? Mm-hmm. You know there was almost we almost named One of the seasons of Reversible Revenant. I'm doing all the RE names. Yeah, I think it was a revelation season eight. I think we're a name. One of the names we came up with was Revenant. It means a ghost that you can't get rid of. And that's why Trockadero named their album from that season. The ghost that linger was because that's a playoff of Revenant. And then we changed it. And he goes like, well, I already made the fucking

things and everything so we changed it kind of at the last minute. It's a good story. The name of that crappy covenant vehicle in Halo. Yeah, they did name a vehicle so all the covenant vehicles are named after spirits. Yeah like Rayth, Banshee, Ghost and Revenant was one of them. That came out after that and we were like oh cool but then we were also glad we didn't do it at that point in time. Yeah. We don't like when there's coincidence is between

Halo and RVB that they would freak us out when coincidence. They've been there been a few There's been a few like broken helmets the broken helmet one was probably one of the worst ones We have a they put out reach and we put out RVB 8. It's just that's a long time ago at this point But it was a broken helmet image that was central to both the marketing campaigns were like fuck Yeah, it was totally independent. It had no idea. No idea. Yeah. My internet stopped working on my iPad, so I can't look at Twitter right now.

Any questions? To be honest, telling us to get off iPhones. Is there any ladies or women questions? Yeah, there's a lot of questions about screenings. Will you tweet my screening? Will you tweet my screening? And what I do is I typically look at a screening. And I want to make sure that somebody has a link

to the screening, the city that it's in, and then I check the link and make sure it's within about 20 seats of getting filled, and then I'll retweet that. Because if I retweet something, it's got like, there's four seats sold and 60 seats needed, it just doesn't make a whole hell of a lot of sense to tweet that one right. Do we know the most remote screening in the US? What's that? Well, what do you think the most? Honolulu places. You mean remote from? Yeah, just like remote screening in the US. What's that? Well, what do you think the most? Honolulu places.

You mean remote from, yeah, just like middle of nowhere town. It's gotta be, it's gotta be like somewhere in Alaska, right? Well, there's some in North Dakota where the population is sparser. Why don't we look on Tug and see. See if there's something in there. I'm just really excited for everybody who's gonna go to a screening in their city

who's never met anyone from the community before. It's really turning into a really cool like global media, isn't it? It's gonna be the biggest community event of all time. It's like met anyone from the community before. It's really turning into a really cool, like, global meet up, yeah. It's going to be the biggest community event of all time. It's like a big segmented OTX. Yeah, so if you're going to a screening in your city and you've never met anyone, go out for drinks

or go have dinner after or something, do you sound like with the people you're going to be? Maybe even full and loving get married. Yeah. No pressure, no pressure. People are asking how they should contact each other. How they should contact each other? Like to know ahead of time, as well.

There is a group on the Roach Chief website. I think I posted about it. If you have my profile, you could find it. It's the Tug Group and posting the forums and maybe we'll promote those posts. And Tug is T-U-G-G. T-U-G-G. Matthew Hunt on Twitter wanted to know

is an orchestral soundtrack for a laser team? Yes, there is. That was one of the stretch goals that we had. Uh, Matt went out with Jeff Williams and they directed the video game orchestra. And it's a really awesome score. Or, orchestral. So I say, is it orchestral orchestral, right?

orchestral. Yeah, of course, you have a crystal. I'm an idiot. There will be a soundtrack out this month. There will be a soundtrack out this month for a will be a soundtrack out this month for laser team. Oh, dang. I do not know that. We tweet that.

OK, let's think that the bud does it. Let me go through my list of things that we're supposed to talk about today. All right, so if you're enjoying this episode of the Rishi podcast on YouTube live, we actually broadcast it live every single Monday. Every Monday. For our sponsors on the Rishi website.

And if you want to become a sponsor, if you subscribe, you can come watch that next week. Plus, RishieTeeth.com. We'll be on our way to Australia. We'll be here next week, Barbara. I will be. I leave on Tuesday. What about you? I'll be gone.

Will you be here? You organized a cast? You bet. Bernie's doing the program and you saw it. He agreed to it. Buckle up, butter, toast. He's programming on Monday. We need to get to talk about some,

we'll wait till some other time, but because it's already kind of like an older issue, but a pretty relevant one about the Flint, Michigan water supply. We should talk about that. Do you know anything about that? No, I've not heard about that. Christ, okay. So... Are we doing a sponsored cost? What? We're doing a sponsored bill. Offset? Yeah, I got you an interview for R.T.X Australia for a laser team. So I got to leave after this.

Anyway, they put, there was something where they switched the water source to a polluted river, but the way they compensated that was by putting a chemical in that would pull out all the nastiness in the water. From the, I guess, is it the Flint River? I'm not sure, it's the river that Flint Michigan was using. A fairly decent sized town.

But that chemical, then as the water passed to the pipes of the chemical in it, it stripped all the lead off of the interior of the pipes and then just Let it the water that everyone was drinking like they basically poison the population how long does this go on for you can go You should go read about it. I mean it's such what's that a year? People dying yeah, but when did they discover it? Yeah, I think I'm for six months. It was a problem. Holy crap. It's horrifying. Yeah, it's a huge. It's been ongoing and developing like I've known like solidly for like six months. Yeah, the number six months. It was probably it's Right, it's horrifying. Yeah, it's a huge. It's a huge deal. Holy shit. There's scores of kids. Yeah. Oh my god.

And yeah, they see that's a bunch of kids that drank all this water and now they're just like they just don't know the long-term Impacts of it. Well, how it's going to fight kids, but they know it's going to affect them. I was reading, somewhat tangibly related to this. I was reading a study a couple days ago that talked about how the speculation that the US move away from leaded gasoline led to lower violent crimes in the United States because I guess lead fumes, in addition to lower people's IQs, it makes people agitated.

And just like prolonged exposure to lead creates that. And I guess phasing out of lead and gasoline and no longer having those fumes in the air, decreased crime. Isn't there a word that we have that like one of the slang words for going insane comes from that, isn't it? Does that wanna say?

I'll look it up for the next time we talk about it. But we'll talk about the Flint thing next time. It's just, it's a, it should have to go read up on the story. I'm actually surprised it's not a bigger story. I've not heard about that at all. You just you just assume when you, you know, get water out of the tap that it's fine.

It's like this is poisonous. It's poisonous water coming out of the tap. Oh shit. We had. Yeah. Well, I had we had really bad water. Who I grew up to. Bar well, let's go. Did you know it though, right? We talked about the dude breaking the thing.

Do you want to what the pig that attacked the guys in the sky hook, Charles? Sure. Why not? So they did with a guys in the sky hook, Trowel? Sure, why not? So they did, with a tested sky hook, which was in Batman. What, darn, no. And middle of your solid five? I played middle of your solid five. But like in Batman, when he goes to get the crime boss out of China, they use the sky hook.

It's a way they pick up people from a plane without landing the plane. They just hook you off you go. In middle gear is the same thing where you put a balloon on something and it goes up and then the plane comes and gets it. You should test it next time. Well, one of the things they tested, they tested when they were testing technology, they tested on a pig. And there was one point when the pig was, they picked it up but it was spinning uncontrollably in the air for a long period of time. They got the pig up in the plane and the pig attacked everybody on the plane. It was like, fuck you. They said you They said it took a little while to get its bearings and I just started attacking everyone Can you imagine that you're just like some dumb animal on the ground?

The thing you know you're in the air rocketing through the air spinning around and controllably You're in a fucking plane surrounded by people. Yes. You attack the fuck out of everyone You see it is there fault 100% they were like it was a serious incident like they weren't trouble because they were in a plane And this pig was attacking Kick it out the plane. Yeah, that's what I was from pig's fly. Thanks man. I thought you're gonna say they pulled it into the plane and it was just bacon But imagine I was probably like a big cargo plane you pull up this pig and it's like no room You can hide it. It's just basically a big room.'re there with an angry pig that's a little dizzy and it's just like trying to fucking go at you Good luck with that you just have to spin it the other way and

That'll be fine. I just spit it back and then the other thing about one talk about which I had on my list which we did a whole No story about which should be posted is the was the Sony attempting to trademark Let's Play. How do you feel about that, Gaff? I think it's foolish. It's a bit foolish. I think it was already denied. Yeah, it was contested by a company called Let's Play. It's a L-E-T apostrophe Z play.

Let's play. They do tournaments for video game enthusiasts. Yeah. I would imagine there's a few people who could contest it. There's so quite a few. I might know a couple. Yeah. I might not want to contest that. Well, the crazy thing is like that's that's uh I was surprised that Dr Pepper has the domain name for that. Right. It's like an outdoor get fit initiative.

Dr Pepper owns Let's Play.com. Yeah. We try to get it many times and there's no way we're going to get it from Dr. Pepper. You know, it's good luck Sony. They can fight. Is Dr. Pepper owned by like Pepsi or Coke? They're just their own entity. I don't know. I think they were independent for a long time. I think they've been absorbed by a bigger company now. What's that? Dr. Pepper Snapple. Right. Which is part of Coke, right? Nope. Oh, by Nestle Anybody? No one. No one.

No one. No one. No one. Look at that. It's the right for the picking. Snapple on Snapple. You win it. You win $1.3 billion.

You go out and buy Dr. Pepper Snapple. I'm not. I'm gonna buy Let's Play.com. My one pointer. So someone suggested were you thinking of Matt as a Hatter? I think it might be Matt. No, that was Mercury though. No, it wasn't Matt as a Hatter. was a skate the water for something I'll look it up

But it was something I'll post on Twitter and then on the journal But it was something to do with like a factory where they dealt with lots of lead. I can't read it was we were talking about it So okay anyway, all right, well, thanks for watching everyone and we'll see you guys next week over at Ristreet.com Goodbye everybody. Oh, I laser team the movie calm Love you. Tell your friends. I'm gonna go back to the show. Describe the show between newcomer in a more familiar way. Do you like apples? Example. Together in Trempathos, Characombs, Characombs are free to deas of nothing to do with this podcast.

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