Rooster Teeth Podcast - Mush vs Burnie's New Baby - #556

Episode Date: August 6, 2019

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, and Burnie Burns as they discuss driving, pizza sphere aftermath, calories and pounds, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm party and I'm Gus. All right. We have two sponsors. We have Tough times Richie broadcast department. What's going on? That's more like a sales department. Um, I saw something. Too much rosé on tap. I saw something that annoyed me earlier today. What you? How? When you're driving into stage five, you know, specifically.

On, there's that road here that you drive into in front of stage five, like, you come here to work. I mean, docs. And there's, we're on the road. There's been perpetual confusion because of that roundabout. That's like a little, a few blocks down. And now they have signs up along the street. No one knows that to use a roundabout here. No like a little, a few blocks down. And now they have signs up along the street. That's a-

No one knows that to use a roundabout. No, it's, it's, it's comical. Every time I go through there. Now they have signs along the street, they're say like, do you have ideas how to fix the street? Text 3-1-1, or call 3-1-1, sorry. It's like, they don't know how to fix it. They're like, they're outsourcing ideas

for how to fix it. A roundabout? They're not the roundabout between here and the roundabout. There's two different traffic signs and say, any ideas how to fix 51st Street? Call 3-1-1. So are they not the roundabout between here and the roundabout. There's two different traffic signs that say, any ideas how to fix 50 first street, call 311. So are they saying the roundabout, the roundabout didn't work out? I don't know what they're saying. Yeah, people go on the roundabout and then they stop on it. Or they say they're in the lane where they can't exit. So they stop to try to change the next exit. It's like, it's a roundabout. Yeah, you can just keep going and get it the

second time. Well, so chances are the outside lane is X to take next. So if you're on the inside, you could take the next, you could just go over on the next side. I'm talking to someone this weekend who they've around about near their apartment and they said they were trying across the street at this roundabout.

And some woman decided she would try going the opposite direction in the roundabout. Guess you probably need to go left. Cause she wanted, yeah, she didn't really understand how they just keep going in circles. I saw the other day I was driving here to work. I saw someone do that. Oh my God. I got it on my dash cam. They come into the roundabout and then they like, you know, you think because it tries to route you to

the right, they come to the right and then they just like start trying to turn the left against traffic. I don't know how you think that is the correct thing to do. I think I, you can't make that turn. No, they got stuck and then they had to do like that Austin powers thing where they were going back and forth forever. So what, they do. And so everyone was stuck in the run. You just not learn that in this country? No, we don't learn around about.

We're not common here. I'm sure there's people who live in places that do have roundabouts. We have very few in Austin. Yeah, that usually like really tiny like residential. That's like real roundabout. It's weird, in residential neighborhoods in tiny residential neighborhoods

where there's no room to have around about, that's where we have around about, it's an Austin. I'm gonna say one. It's strange. That's so good. It means you have to stop a light when no one's going. But you do because everyone just hits that fucking circle and they all stop.

Like I was behind a guy in the left lane trying to get on the route about coming here. And I was like, it was long enough to where it's like, go, all right, now, okay, now go. How much? And it was enough to me. I pulled around on the right and just went, okay, now go. How much? And it was enough to me. I pulled around in the right and just went, you know,

just because I, I get sick of it. I was in the same situation and I honked at someone and they flipped me off. Yeah. You have had so many chances to go. That is my pet peeve. When someone fucks up in front of you, you honk at them and they flip you off.

It's like, I'm, you're the asshole in this situation. I'm not. They don't know that. So they think you're the asshole. It's just, and no one learns from this situation. There's no rear honk. That's why. Gavin, if Gavin had been in this situation, I'm not. They don't know that, so they think you're the asshole. It's just, no one learns from this situation. There's no rear-hawk, that's why. Gavin, if Gavin had been caught, he would make a rear-hawk. I would make a hawk.

Two hawks. Like, hey, hawk and f**ker hawk. So it's like a lift. Like, bip, and bip. I think the double-hawk is the way it's for the... Did you do the double-hawk? No, I laid into it because they were saying... They should have gone, they had so many chances they wasn't a hey go it's fucker move.

I I met Dan and Gav for lunch just recently and there's like a little restaurant that's been an awesome forever and it's got a little bit of parking you lot of friends the high park bar grill. Oh yeah. So it's got a little bit of parking in the front of the place and then there's this narrow alleyway street that goes around the side of it to the back where there's even more narrow parking. There's dumpster parking. Yeah, I'm just saying you park by the dumpster.

But somebody had just parked their car in that narrow alleyway and the door was open and it was clear they were up in there doing something. And so I pulled up Dan and Gav are waiting in front of the restaurant and I'm just waiting there behind this car because I assume the person's about to come back. And Gav just goes, Gav just goes. So what do you do? You sit here, you're gonna like,

you're not gonna honk for this person? As soon as he said that, I just went, I just held my horn and stared at Gav. He held it down so long. I had time to be like, and I like tonner out of walked away. And he was just like, and the bus comes out like, all right!

And Gav was upset with me. He called me out. That didn't hesitate for a second. As soon as the gavel got all of the way out, I just laid it and held on to it. I enjoyed it. I will do that in traffic too, where it was like a 10 second honk.

If I'm going and I see something happening on the other side of the street, I honk, even though I'm not involved with it. Because I know they can't tell where the honk comes from. The other thing I do when there's a bunch of people around and nobody's going, I will just put my hand down below the windshield, like the bottom of the horn, hold it in honk and then I go like this.

I look around like, I guess I'm still honk. How much of your life do you think you have wasted at a red light, a four-way cross? What are they? I don't know, thingy. Driving. Intersection. Yeah.

Where no one is going. And you just sat at the red light and no car is going through and you could just be going if it was around about how much of your life told you think you've wasted doing that. Yeah, significant. Especially like late at night when you're the only person in the internet. You can clearly see. Or when you're late at night and there's the light green, but it's a red arrow, and you're at the red arrow.

You're like, I don't believe in the red arrow. I can see it. I don't believe in you. Going left, you're going right. Going left. Okay. There's a red, the way is to fix 51st Street. Now that I know about the sign, I'm gonna text them.

Get rid of the right red arrow. Why do they have a right red arrow? Because it confuses everyone because you're a large turn right on a red, typically. Right. But people are like, does that mean I am not a large to turn right on a red if it's a red arrow? And you should point out in this intersection, it's a T intersection, you can only go right or left. Right. Right. And then they have a red arrow, two of them.

Could you go two red left and one red right? They have a red one going left and then a two reds going right. There's the list of stuff. Because it's two lanes going right. Here's the list of stuff you should do on a red light. Nothing. It's red light. It means don't go anywhere. The fact that you can drive forwards and go on a red light doesn't make any sense to me.

I took a left on a red onto a one way, from a one way to a one way. You're allowed to do that. Are you? Yeah, I think everyone just kind of makes that. You get on a red light and turn left from a one way onto a one way. But that's the only exception. If the one way goes left obviously.

But yeah, obviously we're talking about America and not is there a life where they drive the opposite way? That actually means do nothing. Like just stop. I would say red light. So the red light where there's no. A red light if you're in a ghost straight or turn left lane.

Yeah, there's no. Yeah, I say you like a red light when you're in a left turn lane, you can't do anything. Yeah. But once again, it's like a contextual to where you are. Also, that doesn't mean so. They used to just put up a green, yield on green. Now they put up a blinking yellow.

I think it's better. Do you? Yeah. Blinking yellow. Does that seem interesting? Airport in 51st, this would change my mind about that. That intersection is a fucking nightmare. People going straight through the left turn lane.

Oh yeah. So what you're saying this green Well, sometimes you don't go. Yeah, when you left turn you have a solid green when you get a green arrow then you can go Well, this is what I make it when you learn to drive your learners Die, this is probably why I shouldn't learn to drive because I just be so damn I'm just really impressed that you haven't picked up any of this Like you just get in the car. I don't even know the term intersection that you haven't picked up any of this. Like you just get in the car.

You didn't even know the term intersection. Yeah. I thought, no, when I'm in the car and this red light and no one's good, I'm like, what are we waiting for? Hot your horn. Why is it red? I saw a thing that reminded me of two different things. Do you remember the sketch comedy show

that you like on Netflix with, what is it? I think you should leave. I think you should leave. The first episode of that is a guy who pushes the wrong way on a door and won't, he just can give up on it. And he ends up just like pulling.

They open this way the other day. Yeah. And like, no, just push. And he's like, no, no, it opens both ways. And then he ends up like tearing the door up. And he just, and then I saw the other day in traffic, a car that had one of those like flip up cosmetic mirrors. But it was, the door was hanging down and the light was on.

And it was like the most annoying thing for someone not to fix in their car, because it's like swinging and there's a light on it. Like the light was on the door for some reason. And it was like swinging around and it's like this light was just swinging around inside their car. I guess I assumed it'd been like that for months

and they just refused to fix it, but it reminded me of those two things when I was in high school, a friend of mine had up like a fairly new car. It was like kids my age didn't get new cars. This was like one owner, it was like a year old, it was amazing. And one of my other friends was in the front seat, the pastor seat. And the guy was showing off and showing how he had a lighted cosmetic mirror.

And he goes, yours one has one, two on the visor. And he opens it and he grabs the hinge at the top and starts pulling. And he's like, no, the other way. And then he goes, other way, other side. And he goes, other side, he goes to the right side and starts pulling on that side. And he goes, no, you're pulling from the wrong direction. He goes, no, I'm not. And he returns.

Oh my God. Oh my God. It's just so stubborn. And it was one of the things where it's like, it's your fault, it's not my fault. You didn't tell me how to do it. You're stupid. God, you got a car.

It's got a city mirror. Oh my God. This reminds me of something I did in the RT comedy group. I don't think any of you were there for it though. We were playing this game. It's not too like now. We were trying to make each other laugh.

And one of the bits I did that got cut from the video, I was holding a banana and two oranges and making like the gesture that it was a penis. And the banana I had was like curled upwards and I had the two oranges on top of the banana. And everyone had a mouthful of water. So when I was doing it, everyone got going, oh, oh, oh, oh.

And I was like, oh, so I just turned the banana upside down. So it was now curving down. But apparently they were trying to tell me to put the balls underneath the banana. I was like, I had them on top, and I didn't realize that they were trying to say. And I was like, what am I doing wrong? Just Trevor have some sort of medically seen that I was just an idiot. She's not used to seeing them from that angle.

It's like a great day. Everything you can get confused in. Well, it's true. It's all relative. Yeah, because the balls are. You're used to balls before penis. Yeah. Anyway, who are our sponsors?

This one. Anyway, who are our sponsors? Do you use the ad reads to get out of like bad jokes or awkward moments? I use the ad reads when I'm done with a conversation. We only have two approaches, either don't with the conversation or I feel like it's a good strong continuation that can happen after the read. I have a conversation I can stop. What? What a great segue. Go for it, Gavin.

Hey, Eric. Yeah. How about this piece of space? Oh, no. Eric, Eric. Eric's been getting it. He's been getting hammered on one. He's been getting it from the incident.

Thank you for making the piece of sphere. It was perfect and it was incredible. Eric, you keep referencing something from 2010. What are you talking about? Like when you were working with Mega 64, what was the problem in 2010. What are you talking about, like when you were working with Mega 64? What was the problem in 2010? What do you mean? You keep, I see this, you referencing this.

It's like this reminds me of Beacock. Oh, in 2008. Oh, yeah. So this is what I keep saying about like, oh, Bernie wants the chat on the set and everything. I do. Right, that's cool. I disagree fundamentally.

Why don't you get a chat again? Because because I don't feel that what is being offered here from that is helpful in any way, shape or form. You're really beating on the bush. What the chat has to offer is not helpful. Uh-huh. And I would say the same for most comments that you see around the internet. What did people say about your piece of sphere? This is vegan friendly dick. I said we are not in Texas. So I know now if I want to talk to vegan friendly mucky said that to what vegan friendly dick. Do you know how it works? So let me first say Eric why I was bitching at you last week because it was the olives. Oh, hey, those

olives in it. Those are disgusting. I feel very bad about that. But B, I was unaware of the internal structure of what you had crossed it. You could have cut it open, Gavin. I was, I was, I did it. If only he had explained that on the podcast before we ate it. Barbara is using a sarcastic tone to indicate that he did indeed. I'm glad that you said that because I don't think people would have picked up on it. For our audio listeners.

Yeah. They can't set this tone. I did. I did. God, with only two sponsors, we have so much time to explain. I'll be honest. I'll be honest, I wasn't expecting it to be wrapped externally over all the internals. I was also expecting it to be one giant piece of sphere, that's why I was a bit a little bit.

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Durage of conversation the middle the biggest pop was like 14 inch pizza the hubris of man is thinking that you can get that large And still have some kind of structure it's gonna fall apart get that large and still have some kind of structure. It's going to fall apart. Well, that'd be some. We've just jumped to it. Why would you put sticks? No, this is a full on thing. It's this finely poured. Yeah, but it should have been like a glow.

What about like crustini? What? Don't ever don't put toothpicks or sticks. No, still bread sticks. I don't know. You're. Yeah, this is actually I'm cringing over here thinking about this. Friend of mine had a story that they bought a like some kind of like stacked books like Harry

Potter birthday cake for their little brother. Oh no. Oh god no. And someone shoved his face in it. It was like stick like didn't go into his face but like scrape the shit out of his cheek. Oh, because it was like we was like one dowels in there holding the books together. And technically, I have it. Well, I had a friend who did a big club sandwich.

Yeah. And a friend's father actually ate a club sandwich and the toothpick was still in there, but they didn't know because it was like between the bread enough where it was covering it. And it like punctured something in their throat. In the throat. Because I think they swallowed it. So no sticks in the pizza sphere. In the throat? Blame. Oh, can they swallow it? Swallowed it?

So no sticks in the piece of your... No, it's just... Right, edible stick. Eric, will you back down if I successfully create my version of the piece? Yes, yes, yes, yes. I mean, absolutely. How dare you. You will not do that.

Please make it. We had a stake off and you made a big Mac. I also made a stake. I did extra. Mine was more work. I also put do that. Please make it. We had a stake off and you made a big Mac. I also made a stake. I did extra. Mine was more work. I also put the stake. At least Kevin made this. I don't believe it.

Listen, I think you got a safe bet going here. I do it. I would love to see the giant pizza sphere. What I did was take what you said, layers, from middle out to the same size around. And then I covered it with an even bigger pizza. Honestly, I was mad about yours until I took a bite. And it was fantastic.

If you go back and watch that episode, loop, tipple, takes bites, puts it down, continues the conversation, and then starts kind of like, oh, okay, and then goes back to our reading. He liked it. He liked it. So much. I gained seven pounds that night. That's a good, well think about how much pizza you ate

because it was like, it's like a two pound pizza. It was like nine pizzas wrapped in one giant pizza. Did you do a video of making them or anything? I think, do we record stuff here? I think we recorded some stuff here. Let me talk to about this. Is it possible? If I eat, can I eat something that's a pound

and I gain two pounds from it? Is there something that can be so calorie dense that I can gain more weight than the weight of the thing? Body creates new mass? I don't know. I'm asking this. Scientifically, a pound is 3,500 calories.

So if something is 7,000 calories, is that two pounds? But then you would have eaten two pounds. Well, you drink it water at the same time, so you can use store water in fat cells. This is my nutritional. Your mom's a nutritionist, right? She's going to be able to get this question for us. Call your mom.

Mom, take. But you don't want to say it here. It's like, otherwise there would be diets where you just weigh your food. Right. Aren't there diets that do that? Well, you have like the amount that you can't get the calories based on the ounces

that you ate. That's a little bit different. That's like calories and calories out. I've never heard someone like, I'm on the four pound diet. I can eat four pounds of anything a day. And I'm fine. Let's do this.

Okay. What do you want? What do you want me for? By the way, I said fine was like, so Vester the cat is here. Don't go in the car. I can't even do it again. I feel like I felt in your word. I wonder how much the food I eat in a day weighs.

Like, what would be an amount I'd be okay with and not be hungry? Is four pounds enough? So this got cut from the shark we can buy. But the fat is a lot. Can I go? Can I go back to my room? Go back to your room. Do you have any ideas? Yes, do you need it? Sorry, I had to send you off of the bad joke. Can I go back to my room? Go back to your room.

Do you have any of the ideas? Yes. Sorry, I had to send you off to the bad joke. I got your back. Thank you. I think people are being unnecessarily cruel and their criticism is not constructive. I agree.

They're just telling you that you're wrong about a theoretical thing that doesn't exist. But they're wrong in saying that I'm wrong because I did it the way that it was intended. So delete your comments. You know what? What is it? You're gonna want to. What is it, your time? Honestly.

That's right. There's a soundboard. That's the area we didn't have to have that soundboard. Wait, there's a soundboard? Oh, have you not heard it? No. You just need to have a conversation with Eric. Yeah, Bobbra.

Go ahead. Hey, Eric. Hi. What are you doing? I don't know. Are you having a good day? Yeah. What'd you work on today?

I really don't know. Perfect. It's like you're in the room, Eric. You should have answered her and fucked her up. That would have been fun. It's the answer from over there. Yeah. So there's a whole sandboard, but Jeff requested it for videos.

We tried to sound board years ago. It's like one of our favorite bits on Howard Stern, all of us who listened to it is there's a guy named Fred. He's been with Howard forever and he's fucking amazing. Oh, he's the king of that man. He's got like, even before like search engines were a thing, like in the 90s, like early 90s, he had like some kind of database that he could pull up in any context.

Like someone would be in the middle tongue story and it'd be right there with the sound effect. It's just crazy. But I try to once and I'm not that good at it. I know. But it's fine. I think it's a give and take because we don't have anyone here that's like Richard or Sal.

We don't have anyone that's like that insane. So I think they give and take it. Like somebody who's like, if anyone that's like, Fred, good. Somebody can taste beer through the anus. Michael Jones is pretty fucking nuts. He's pretty fucking nuts. My mom says eating 3500 calories gains a pound.

I get that, but what 3500 calories is what? A pound of energy? So what I'm asking, I guess what I'm asking is, is there anything that contains more than 3500 calories in a pound of that thing? Like, if I ate a pound of cream. Butter. How much is, if you eat a single stick of butter,

milk is just calorie. You can go to the store and you buy a single stick of butter. You buy it a pound of pizza. Isn't like a thing of olive oil, like 18,000 calories. A pound of butter is 3,250 calories. What's that? 32,58 calories in a pound of butter. So really, you could just like weigh the food and that's it.

You have to calculate how much food you, how much pounds you burn in a day. What I like about this conversation is he sounds so smart. And we're just gonna get back to calories at some point. It all leads back to calories. How much pounds? How much pounds? Like what does the average person,

like if I weigh, let's say I weigh 200 pounds, what do I burn in a day pound-wise? I can tell you, they probably tell you calorie-wise, but then what does that mean per day per pound? Does that make the pound of food? Just a pound, like if a pound is equal to 3,500 calories, and I burn 7,000 calories in a day, that means I burn two pounds a day, right?

But that would have to be like your net. I don't know if that applies. It's your net. Yeah, but if you wait. Totally applies. If you wait two pounds. I don't think so. That's a pound of olive oil,

it's 4,000 calories. Oh, a pound of olive oil. Yeah, so if you drink olive oil. A pound of olive oil. A poundage. Could you drink a pound of olive oil? I'm gonna take you, I'm gonna take you. Yeah, I don't think you can

brush calories and you would just like come up. Yeah, you'll buy one and you've been new fat from that. Surely you wouldn't become heavier from I don't think you can keep it down. I don't think I think I think you would throw it up. I don't even question. I don't even I don't think you could get enough down to equal that calorie. No, you don't even, I don't think you could get enough down to equal that calorie. That'd be a lot of people who possibly have more calories than olive oil. Like Oreos, I don't.

Um, gasoline. What's wrong with you? John Benz, voice out of the jar. Just says gasoline. I'm going over there. Is it green? John Benz and from the design team just went, yeah, yeah, yeah. We all should have so Gus. Nobody else heard of him. voice in the dark guess lead. Yeah, what is the most dense calorie dense liquid? Or Thing having cream Scott be heavy one pound of Chris code has 41 50 calories 41 50 a pound of Crisco. Could you imagine though? Oh, I could imagine deep fried Crisco would be the best Oh, I could imagine deep fried Crisco would be the best

Turn I actually I guess I hate and Crisco as I think this Hey, can they be our third sponsor? Can we advertise Chris go for it? Okay, we'll directly into the camera Have advertising for Chris go. Yeah, the garbage Yeah, Poundal art is about the same a panda large only 40 72 calories So pounder Crisco has more calories, a pound of lard is about the same. A pound of lard's only 40, 72 calories, so a pound of crystal has more calories than a pound of lard. Yeah, I don't get this. Like, how can you take a vegetable? It's vegetable oil.

You take a vegetable. What do you do to a vegetable to make it bad for you? Why, is it like 20,000 vegetables? You're definitely not for talking about today. We were talking about this earlier. Yeah, but like, I get what's the vegetable oil? What carrots? Too much of anything is bad for you,

so if you get enough of it and condense it and compress it all into oil, you think vegetable oil is made out of carrots? It's made out of vegetables? What vegetable? And you think it's carrots? We just take it for granted. We all have vegetables all the time.

We don't idea what vegetables. Vegetable oil or vegetable fats are fat extracted from seeds or less often other parts of fruits. That's vegetable oil is for vegetables. Less like apple corks. That's vegetable oil. Okay, enjoy Chrisco. It's made out of banana peels and apple corks.

That's like going to a restaurant and ordering the eight ounce meat. It's too vague. Yeah, no information there. Wait, who does that? What? Who has just meat on the menu? We have a...

So I'm saying, that's what it would be like. They're the vegetable oil. We have a canola oil here. They extract oil from plant components, typically seeds. So I guess they probably just squish seeds down to get the oil out of them. That makes sense. According to my mom, pure oil is the most calorie dense. Pure oil? Yes, a lean. You're right. Raw crude oil. According to my mom, pure oil is the most calorie dense. Pure oil. Yeah, absolutely. You're right.

Raw crude oil. It's the way to go. What's the canola? Rape seed. That's why they call it canola in the US because they won't call it rapeseed oil. But they do call it that in other places. Yeah. Are you saying rape? Rape seed. It's the thing. Rape, you can understand why they don't use the name. Yeah, and you're not likely allowed to abort it in Alabama. Well, I'm going back to my room now. Thank you. Yeah, I confused Ryan and Jeremy with a rape seed in a video. They're very confused. They just use the word in there. You can just like run through fields of rape. Right. So we have to hear. Is it? We have worked at double meat. Yeah, just weird because it's not a word that we use

typically. No, we can't. Canola oil. Yeah. Man, I speak in a high calorie food. Oh, I had a really strange interaction at a fast food restaurant. Roasted sesame oil. Mm-hmm. I went to Hota Burger over here, not too far away from the office.

Say, Hota Burger. Okay. What a burger. Hota Burger. What a a burger? Waterburger. Waterburger. Water. I went there and I ordered the way I always order. I ordered the same thing I always order

and I ordered the exact same way I always order. With no enlisting. I, I don't do it in the drive through. I get down. I get down. I walk up to the counter and I tell the person by the counter, I want a number two with cheese and jalapenos.

And he goes, do you want that with cheese and jalapenos or do you want a number two and cheese and jalapenos. And he goes, do you want that with cheese and jalapenos? Or do you want a number two and cheese and jalapenos? That I said. Wait a minute, he was gonna serve you cheese and jalapenos? That's what I said. What does that mean? What's the difference? He goes, well, one of them is the burger and everything on it.

And then you add cheese and jalapenos. And the other one's just a plain burger with cheese and jalapenos. Wait, what? And I said, add it. And he was okay, then the, the order, everything's fine. So I sit down and wait for my order

and I was sitting close to the register and I think, that was really weird. And I'm thinking about what he told me because I was shocked. Like, my brain was still trying to process it and I thought, maybe he's just being very thorough. Maybe I'm the one who's misunderstanding here. No one's ever asked me this before

and then the woman who was in line behind me goes up to order. And I didn't hear the first part of her order, but I hear her say that she want whatever she ordered. She wanted it with extra male. And the guy behind her goes, well, that already has male on it. Do you want like more male? And the woman's just like, does he not know like is it? It's one thing to not have training, but he's never been to a fast food restaurant. I was just like, yeah, more mayo. I was like, okay, yeah, it wasn't just me then. It was like just a weird interaction. And I had the same thought you did.

It's like, has he never ordered food? Yeah. At a fast food place? I wanna go to this one burger. You know, you just try him. Your answer was to that question, which would have been amazing, was when he said, do you want,

I can't even repeat the question. Do you want it with cheese and jalapeno? So do you want to add cheese and jalapeno? I would have said, I want both of those. I want two burgers in those. Each one. So I want to prepare that though. Yeah, I want to see like, what's the difference

between those two things? What I thought I asked, I asked, I was like, what's the difference between those two? She doesn't know what to say. I think it's like, if you order something that typically comes with, let's say lettuce and ketchup and you're like, I want a burger with cheese. And they're like, so does that mean you want

the lettuce ketchup and cheese or just the cheese on it? Right. So it's like, because some people ordered, I want to play in the wood. Yeah, but I felt like I would have said only or plain. Or plain with this, yeah. I still don't know what the options are. I don't know how to read it, I'm just,

I don't know either. It was so strange, I texted miles right afterwards. I was like, do you understand this? I was like texting him for help. Why miles? Yeah, why miles? That's I'm also I'm also fascinated by that Why do I my miles and I was like what a burger? Oh really? Yeah, that's fair. It's yeah I went yeah, this whole spiel Where I talked about it and that's exactly set so yeah the cashier asked do you want to add cheese and jalapenos to it or do you want it with cheese and jalapenos?

That was the exact phrasing he used. Jesus, actually this would be a fun of a much better than I said to you guys. I'll say Eric, I'm gonna say this to you. How should I get it to you? Here, while you said it. Don't say slack. Let me read this while you send it to him.

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Just like. Mm-hmm. Can we use that as the thumbnail for this episode? I'm really fine with that. I'm fine with that. Cat? What if it's just a flower? I did it the dumbest way possible.

I took the photo and then screened shot it. And I took that little white bar pattern. Where's the white bar? That's the thing. That's just so you put the home button I took that little white bar. Where's the white bar? That's the thing to do. So you know what the down orientation is? Is that what it is? Yes, if you're in portrait or landscape, it moves.

I think it's just to slide it up so you can get rid of it. That's right. But don't think the same thing. Yeah, it's the same thing. But it's the side effect that where it is, is what way up it is. But it's what this is the thing. I use it as orientation that way.

No, it's the exact same fucking thing, dude. We're seeing the same thing. You really are right But if I had a button on the bottom of my phone I wouldn't be like this button. So I know which way up my phone is it's because it's controls the phone. I have a physical button You know where the physical button is all the time. It doesn't move. I don't even know what you guys are arguing about right now It's like that argument that I posted on Twitter. They say oh my god Like the body builders arguing over how many days are in a week.

I read through that. And it was like, listen, we do it dramatically. I was like, I miss this. It was like reading a podcast argument. Well, let's, you play one person, I'll play the other and see if Gav who Gavin agrees with. Okay, let's do it. So there's a guy who asked a question, hey, I wanna work out, but I wanna do a total body workout.

I don't wanna do like a split meeting. I don't wanna do different muscle groups. I wanna do a full body workout. And I wanna work out every other day. I understand that it's important to recover. Rest, rest, recover. But I wanna work out every other day. Is that too much?

I'll be the guy who responds first. Okay. The guy who responds first says, no, it's not too much because you're working out an average of about three and a half times per week and you're getting a day of rest between, that's totally fine. What are you talking about? Every other day, you're working out only three days a week. No, he was four days a week.

Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. Right. Four times a week, not three and a half. Look at your calendar. Don't you know anything? That is the beginning of the argument. It goes out for fucking eight pages about 20 posts per page. So he doesn't have a sender.

These two going back arguing about how many days are in a week. On a week. Some weeks there'll be four, some it'll be three. Yeah. But he said, no, no mother fucker. Because it's because Sunday and Monday, but there's a new week in there, right? Yeah. And the guy just refuses to acknowledge that. So he's very clearly the loser in that conversation, right?

And he just doubles. I mean, he just not give a change. He triples down. He's like, how can you work out three and a half times in a week? You can't do that. You can't like listen to, like, there's only seven days in a week. Go out there and he goes, he goes, I'll do it for you. You work out Sunday. You work out Tuesday. You work out Thursday. You work out Saturday.

Okay, that's four days in a week. Then the next week, you work out Monday. You work out Wednesday. You work out Friday. And you work out Sunday. Four days now, it's four days every week. You're like, you're counting Sunday at the beginning. Sunday is whatever he feels like. It ain't the right. You eat the meat. You eat the meat from the end days every week. You're counting Sunday at the beginning. Sunday is what, wherever he feels like.

It is the right, yeah. You eat this. You eat the meat for the end of the week. Sunday to Sunday, he's this metaphysical thing too with this and you're starting the week on Sunday and any on Sunday goes, that's how weeks work. Keen. So it's eight days a week.

Yeah. It's incredible. It's really incredible. It goes on for like eight pages. And it literally reads like a podcast. Is it a Reddit thread? No, no, it's a forum. Like a bodybuilding forum. It goes on for like eight pages and just it literally reads like a podcast Like a bodybuilding forum Intercept to any point The people like like like like like bouncing it out like every now and then there's some like a diagram with the calendar

Suckling tapes I I have the guy snagged it up. Although, yeah, it does. It's four days a week. Sound like you guys. No, that was definitely an argument that we would have. Absolutely. I had something that was weird though, moving to the US, is that Sunday is at the beginning on the calendar instead of Monday. I have mine configured to Monday. But it's not.

I think I'm like, oh, I can't stand that. Isn't Sunday the first day of the week like, universally? No. But in most parts of the world, and of Canada is like this, the calendar, the first day on a calendar is Monday. So the weekend is the weekend. It's the last two days. I feel like almost every calendar I've ever seen,

including in Canada, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. I think one of the guys is really nice. I think even in software by default, it's normally like that. I've changed mine to Monday just because I like seeing the work week start at the left and be all flush and see there. You probably have run into it though.

If you ever book like a train ticket in either Australia or in Europe or for their for an event, you can easily get fucked up. Because you're looking on Sunday and you're booking on Monday, it's very easy. And they flip the days in the months. I added the other way. Where I expect the last S to be Sunday,

but the S at the end is Saturday. Right. Not thinking the S at the front. And you fucked it up, done that. I'm trying to think it's like, we just dealt with like, with immersion coming out, we dealt with the whole time zone thing. I feel like the time zone thing has actually gotten a little bit better.

It used to be, if you posted a time for anything, everyone would say, what is that in my time zone? Remember that? Oh, that was always the thing. What time is that in my time zone? It's like, you had to answer everybody specifically for their time zone. And a lot of people would say that without even telling you where the fuck they were.

Right. It was like a general question people always ask, what is that in my time zone? And now it's like, there should be like a link that everyone had too. It's like, it's almost like a meme. You posted something and said, before you ask, here's the link to time zones all around the world for this time. Yeah. And it was, and I feel like you don't have to do that anymore.

What is the problem though, is like, with international audiences, it's like, when you put something on TV somewhere, and it's like, you just don't know what markets are gonna pick it up, and for whatever reason, Discovery UK did not air the immersion episode, and so everyone in the UK had to find all these different solutions to go see it.

And every time I found one and put it out there, like a DM Peter Hayes, and be like, check this link for me, he goes, it doesn't work, USM, it doesn't work, USM always like it out there, like a DM Peter Hayes, maybe like check this link for me, he doesn't work. USN, like check this link, doesn't work. USN always like, fuck. Good resource. Yeah, it's good to have somebody

that you can like, you can message stuff to, say, check and see if this works. I think it aired at 11 o'clock, Eastern and Canada. Same time as Janluck. Yeah. Damn, what are the fucking chances that 2 TV shows on at the same time? Same night.

Yeah. You got to record both. Oh, but I was just saying we're talking about the pounds of food. What are the fucking chances that two TV shows on at the same time same night You got a record record both. Oh, but I was just saying we're talking about the pounds of food We said this on the simulcast that we did Because we had like chats a live broadcast a live stream during the Like six or seven in a row ad breaks that happened on TV You know where you like started commercial breaking it last for five minutes. Goddamn this a lot of ads. It's crazy man, it's crazy. It's funny, because it was like, it was a good analysis of like that world that we came from,

which we're used to. A lot of people are so used to the way the online media world works now, where you put something on YouTube and it's globally visible, unless it's like rights and television network and then they region lock it. Also, it's like, if there's, in a podcast, or like a let's play, if there's like two ads

and an hour and a half long thing, it's fucking ridiculous and what the fuck? There's two or three ads in this. Every fucking five minutes on TV, there's six or seven ads. And if you watch an hour long program on TV, it's what, 16 minutes of ads? It's, yeah, it's four or four minutes a program. 33% ads, basically.

And it's not like it's free to get TV. No. You're paying for TV as well. Yeah. And then the episode came out and it's like, we recently went through a price change, we're talking about the price change for first. There's a lot of discussion about that.

And then the episode of immersion comes out and it's $2.99 for that episode to watch that and download. And it's like, seems normal for TV, but it's like, it's like a totally different world from online, completely different. I've noticed on American TV, well, at least when I had TV briefly, like five years ago, a show end, and then the next show starts immediately

with no ads. Yeah, I guess in what? So in America. Yeah, because they wanna get you going on the next program. Yeah, in other countries, they block them at the end of the the programming. Yeah, right? Yeah, there's like tons of ads between shows, right? So you can like get out going to a onesie. What do you prefer? Like if you guys are watching TV do you I'm gonna guess Gavin always prefers what he grew up with all the ads at the top

I don't I just know preference to me. It's just I feel like you'd be more like you said end up watching the next show Oh, if it just rolled right into it. Yeah, you'd be like I guess I watched this All the time it's not a chance to jump off there isn't I just think it's day like I was reading a lot of stuff about immersion away People were trying to access it and you know people who were really shocked by the ads and then something like well I bought the episode on iTunes so there was no ads on it whatsoever like while I watched shocked by the ads and then somebody like, well, I bought the episode on iTunes. So there was no ads on it whatsoever. Like, while I watched it on the website and even on the website, streaming it online, you get 10 minutes in and then here comes six or seven ads. And they were shocked by that.

I had that when I watched a walking dead on the AMC player, like years ago, it's like shock, literally says like, you're watching ad two of eight or something like that. So it's like, holy cow. What do I get to do with my time? But it was interesting and it's like I think that's the way we are right now. And like media, not just the kind of stuff we do, but like video games as well. It's like the way that you get you either pay with time or you pay with money. That's the that's the exchange.

Like like apex legends. Whenever they have cosmetics in there and people buy the cosmetics, it's like, I don't know why, they do this and see if these two, people make fun of people who pay for cosmetics. It's like, I can pay three bucks and get a cosmetic or I can grind for six hours. The six hours versus three dollars is such an easy proposition to me.

It's like, I would absolutely rather pay three dollars. I think it also depends on your age, right? Like if you're 100%. Yeah, if you're an adult, you look at that time value proposition, whereas if you're younger and, you know, your time isn't maybe worth as much, or that's, that's not bad. You have, you have more, yeah, yeah, yeah. In surplus, like you have more time than money when you're younger and you have more money than you have time when you're older, usually.

And so that's like this, this, this shift that happens. Of course, there's exceptions to all of that as well. But I feel like, certainly, as you get older, you end up spending more money to save yourself time where I would have been a complete opposite growing up. Right. Where you would, yeah, it's the opposite. And I don't know how it really translates to say something like Apex Legends. I guess it keeps the game going because you can always find a match like people who are

in there kind of paying with their time. You know, because the game is free. You can buy a battle pass, but you don't have to it's optional You know, and so the people who just go in and play on that totally free layer They keep that game going and there's a lot of them But then there's a small group of people who come in and don't have the time to do that So they pay and get the stuff whether it's a battle pass or they just pay outright for the coins and get it It's see if these I'm really thinking about it's a battle pass or they just pay outright for the coins and get it. It's see if these, I'm really thinking about this a lot because see if these is about to implement their store and I'm just like, just put it out, I'll buy whatever,

honestly, you know, put it in there and I'll buy it. And people are like really like, they do that thing with their projecting, how bad it's going to be and like, they're gonna do this and they're gonna do that. And like, Rare has had to put out these statements, they put out these four rules that they have. I can read them to you if you want me to.

But it's like they won't affect gameplay at all. There still be cosmetics available to other people. And I even heard now they're only gonna put cosmetics that are licensed stuff like the Halo ship skins that they did. That's the kind of thing they're gonna put in the Emporium is what's gonna be called. I'm like, damn, just put it all in there.

Because I missed a couple different things. Like I missed some limited time events, because I was working, or I was out of town, and it's like I couldn't do those things. You didn't have the time. I didn't have the time. But I write, because I went and did something else, I have the money and I'm happy to pay for it.

But that seems cheap to people. It's weird, that sounds, it's cheap to pay for it. It's weird, that's weird. You didn't write that. I really do enjoy the option to support the game there. Like, I feel bad, if I don't play a ton of games, play a lot of single player games a lot, like 60 bucks, but the free-splay ones I never spend enough time in,

but if I did, if I put like 100 hours into Apex, I would kind of want to spend 60 bucks on it. Bernie convinced me to spend some money on Apex just because I was playing it so much. Yeah, because it had been playing it. I'm enjoying it. Just calculate your hours. Right. Yeah. That's how I feel.

It's like, which PUBG had that? Like, I bought stuff in Marketplace, but it doesn't go back to PUBG, right? Well, I mean, you probably did it before they implemented the keys in the car. I don't like the key stuff. I don't like the low cost. Well, that's the money going to PUBG. I have paid that because it's okay,

but I would prefer to know what I'm getting. I would even prefer to pay more to be able to buy and know what I'm gonna buy. I don't like the whole like find a box, buy a box, buy a key to open the box. It's like a lot of transactions for stuff that. But that's the way Apex works, isn't it? No, you buy coins and then just buy the cosmetics.

Oh, I guess, yeah, you can also buy the boxes, the packs, sorry, you're right. And then if you get duplicates, you get like shards or whatever, then you can use those to craft. There you go, more options, that's what I like, more options, because those Apex packs or whatever they are, I don't buy those,

and they have those limited time cosmetics that are more, you can also earn whatever the currency is that goes along with the coins, the orange stuff, but God damn, does that accumulate slowly? I don't play it eight hours a day, like I used to play video games, but it's like, I've had that game for months, and it's like, oh, to buy this skin,

it's like 12,000 of those orange apex bucks, or now. 12,000 dollars. And it's just like, oh, I'm at 3,000, so I'm nowhere near getting this thing. No. The way it isn't see if these, it's just like in-game currency gold, and then you can unlock it by doing stuff

And you can't buy the cosmetic of to you I'm lock it with like an in-game achievement and then you buy it with the gold you have in the game For the balloons Separate currencies. I find started playing days gone. You were right. That's exactly the kind of game I like to play Yeah, you like it, huh? I played a lot this weekend. I think yeah, it's a lot of fun like the sneaking crafting and weekend, I think. Yeah, it's a lot of fun. Like the sneaking, crafting, and some open world. We just kind of ride around and find stuff.

I found my first giant horde like you were talking about. Oh yeah. Like I was just wandering. Yeah, I was just riding my motorcycle. I stopped and I was like looking in one direction and then I looked in the other direction. They're right there. I can wave coming at you.

Right. Yeah, just get away. Yeah, just get me to gun it. Yeah, you should have me clips that. Scary stuff. It's pretty fucking cool, man. I really like it. I had to give you the same warning

that Michael Jones gave me, which is like the back half of that game is so fucking story heavy. It slows way down. I feel like they may, even in the amount that I've played, I feel like it may have been cut up a bit right before they released it.

I feel like they may be intended for you to have more of a training opening sequence, but they may have cut it down and then they show you cutscenes from the cut down part later. Like an hour or two in the game, or it's like I just, I just played that. Now I have to rewatch these cutscenes. It's like a weird transition. Also, it's, I feel like there's a decision of whether or not to watch a cutscene, but there's these new sneaky cutscenes. They put in which are missions that you just walk with people, sneaky cutscene.

It's all this narrative that you're just walking to a destination at not a run speed, just a walk speed, you're walking along with someone, happen to a bunch of red dead too. They're like walking talk missions. And then you go, you reach a waypoint, you see something, you talk about it, and then you walk back to where you started.

It's like, come on, you're killing me with the stuff. Do you see I had some of those where you just be like, having a chat walking around, like looking at something and then it says mission passed. Like it qualifies, it's like, what's that mission? It progresses the game. It does, but in that's fine, unless there's like eight of the fucking things

in like two hours of gameplay. Then it gets to be a little much. I should go fucking chew, but it's obvious. I recently tried to, cause I just got a VR, just got it. What did you get? Got this, you get the index. You got the index, really?

Yeah. Can Teddy come over and play it? Yeah. Cause he's like trying to figure out if he wants to save up that. I'm taking him like, I like, I deliberately held off. Cause I was like, I wanna wait until fingers can be tracked easily.

And this is the first one that did it. So I was like, oh, sweet. Now I'm gonna jump in over here. I tried Skyrim VR and I got that glitch where you know where you start Skyrim and you're on the wagon going, you've been, I'm familiar with that.

And there's the glitch that get happened where it just like goes like shit and all the horses are like, like, and I've seen it happen on Xbox and you just kind of reload until it doesn't happen. But in VR, I almost fell over. Like I started the game and I was like, whoa, and then I was like, okay, I can take this

because I was just trying to wait it out after about two minutes of standing there, just going like, oh, and I just like shut my eyes every five seconds because I was about to throw up. I had to take it off. It's like the ultimate. It's too immersive. It just, you don't know where like your brain doesn't know what's happening because your eyes are going like this. Yeah. And then the sound is going like this, but you're stood up right and it's, I think you can take like two minutes before you want to hurt. You can be a great test to do it at the office to see who can stay in there the long. You can't just keep your eyes closed the whole time. You can be a great test to do it at the office. It's a see who can stay in there the long.

You can't just keep your eyes closed the whole time. You can. That helps. I was doing that, but you still get the light, like, flashing in front of you. Oh, right. Have you done VR a much more? Not very much.

No, I've played a game or two. Right. Yeah. I don't get motion sick. I don't get seasick. Any of that. There's a weird feeling to VR after you do it for like an hour and it's like I take the headset off and I'm just like, it's just feels fucking weird.

I don't know how else to describe it. It's almost like when you're a lot of ties off a treadmill from an hour and then you feel like you walk super fast. Yeah. But when you get off a boat and you still feel the waves, you're on for a trampoline and you feel really heavy and you're like, yeah, but you don't have the motion to like explain it to yourself. You just have this feeling of we are at least. You're so big.

Big Ben in your face. Yeah. Take the goggles. Teddy plays so much like I have to have make him take breaks. I set a timer and you say, get break. He would literally stay in that when we set up the VR environment. He would stay in that for like eight hours a day. If I let him, he would do that.

Just like more virtual life than real life. I bought these aftermarket fans that we then like connected through to the power supply of the Vive and then they stick on. So these fans like blow it up because he would come out of that and go here. Do you want to do you want to see this thing? I go, yeah, this game sounds amazing. I go from the head to the ghost on my face. I'm like, I go, yeah, this game sounds amazing. I go, from the head to the ghost, on my face, like, you squished, I'm like, I'm gonna play this later.

The index has magnet cushions that you can just pull off and put a new one on. Fuck, really? That's nice. And I think the one downside from the last one is that you can't do wireless. You can't. But what, see to me, it's like, that's the upgrade.

They make a wireless one, that's it, I'll upgrade. More resolution, eh! It's also a high refresh rate. It's very smooth. It's like 144 hertz. Mm. And I was on about that on a theme time. I just sling my cable over the ceiling fan,

and it's just, I don't ever hear it. It seems like a final destination in the mail. You put a piece of tape over your ceiling fan switch. I've never turned the fan on. I don't ever have't have a ceiling fan on you know Meg is like sitting there going This is what you get for not paying attention did you play the lights? Appertian science finger game. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I played that but I don't have the finger handsets So it's like hmm. I was bad about myself only for an index. Well, yeah, but they literally tell you there's a point in that thing where it's it's so weird that the content that Valve makes now. Like I was so excited.

It's like, that's a new piece of Valve content. They make demos. Yeah, they make demos for VR stuff and yeah, for online marketplaces. So do the hand pieces look like for the index? for VR stuff and yeah, for online marketplaces. So do the hand pieces look like for the index? Little rod things with the thing going around and it's got like squeeze senses, but also it's, I don't know how it tracks the finger bits. Just you let go and you can see your hands open up in VR. You can do this. You can do this.

It feels the leg different. It's just really cool. It just feels very natural. You don't need to glove or anything. Do you buy pucks for your legs? No, I can do that. You can do that. Like pucks. Somebody was? No, can you do that? You can do that. Like pucks. Somebody was laying blade and sorcery. So the side bit.

Oh. It's hard to see. There's like a cushioned part in the middle of your nose controllers. That's where your hand slips in. When are they going to make actual gloves for VR that have little like actual things? Sure.

We'll get there. We'll get there. So that's the last thing. So limit your grab when you've got something in VR. It won't let you squeeze. I think that that will be a big iteration. So that one comes to like limit your grab when you've got something in VR, it won't let you squeeze. That's cool stuff. That's awesome. Like the optics, two industries that were kind of side by side or VR and then mocap. Because it's the same kind of thing. It's a computer sensing where you are in an

environment, right? And tracking your motions. And they have really cool stuff. Of course, it's prohibitively expensive for you know, you know, you're environment, but like they have really cool stuff in mocap. Now you'll see the rigs that people wear and it does their face and they have all the dots on their face But there's stuff there's stuff where they have like gyroscopes that you put on all your different joints and then you can do stuff Like go skydiving and you'll mocap that and it captures the data Maybe I had those for a while now, so I'm sure they're way higher fidelity than they were when we first looked at it Yeah, it's just about making it more price appropriate for consumer.

I remember how long a discussion it was with Monty to get the MoCAP. And did we want to get, was it 12 cameras or 24 cameras? And would it be like how much better would it be? It was the price difference, but it was tons. But it was like the whole system, which is at the time, it was still cheap, but it was tons and tons of money to invest. On top of everything, we were investing in Ruby. I think it was like $12,000 for that system.

And then, you know, hoping it was gonna work, and it worked great. It worked really well. I remember the headache it was to have that mocapstation here, because someone would always kick a camera stand. Try pods, yeah. And they would have to recalibrate.

To do the entire thing. I think Cardo are using one that doesn't have, it's just the suit on its own. Yeah. They might have the gyroscope. Yeah. But yeah, the other downside to the index is that it's a thousand dollars. Yeah.

See, that's the thing. It's tenies like, that's what I want. I mean, it's like, you know, but, you know, honestly, you need a beast of a PC. Yeah. You spend like three times that for, well, maybe like two grand on a good PC to run. What? It's a thing. Phil VR is intensive.

You need a really good video card for that. Yeah. So speaking of video games, anybody play Bish of Circle Beta this weekend? Whoop. My kids and other friends are totally doing, which makes me fucking so happy. That's good.

Yeah, I had a lot of fun. So it's a really fun game. You will hear your voice a lot in that game. Yeah, but I feel like your Jeff's more, I don't know why, but I guess so. It's like, even though it works. It works so. In the latest build, this is my own personal opinion.

The games team, I trust them to balance this game properly. I think Blitz was criticized for being a little overpowered in the last update. Because I actually thought he was not, his good Blitz is the for being a little overpowered in the last update. Because I actually thought he was not, his good Blitz is the like space dog character that can teleport. And I don't like his gun as much, which I think balances him out because then he can,

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You just hit it and you're like invulnerable for five seconds. What do you usually spec like when you play a game? Like for me, if I play anything, it's like if I have stealth, which was Barbara's characters would make more sense for stealth. She does have stealth. I hear her. I almost don't want to say this.

I hate being the chicken because then it's like you're attacking her and then she disappears. She's like, fuck. Oh, she also has, I'll sit right here. She also has a really great shotgun effect as well. Like with those, the shards. Super close range.

Yeah, it's really awesome. But that's what, I'm, me, I'm like my whole strategy and I just go in like race and try to get as many nugs as possible. I don't, don't try to do anything else. Like I'd almost never use equipment in that game. And it's like when people use equipment on me, I'm like, I have to start using it a lot more. Yeah, because people are getting good at it, right?

Man, sucks when, you know, you know, I used to be really good. We were playing it again. And now it's out there. It's like, oh, yeah, no, I was the best group of players in the world. For about two, five minutes. Yes. We were unstoppable. I'm still trying to get the hang of PC games.

So every time I played Vicious Circle, I'm just like, I'm so bad at this, especially because I played against you a couple of times and you're just so good at that. And I used to be good, and I'm not anymore. You're still good. But I'm like two things in that game that I would say people should know.

I almost hate to say this, because maybe people better at it. One is you got to hold down on a little dipper on their move, because then they can do like a long, like web slinging thing which is a traversing the map like that. It's so fast. It's fun and it's fast.

The other thing too is I hate to say this, is that if you crouch, you can't be seen to the walls by the enemies. And I don't think a lot of people know that. So that change at all. If you drop a decoy, and then you like, and you crouch, yes, and especially late in the game if you're looking to evac. It's a it's a good way to get out of there. Yeah, we have

we're doing a stream next week. And I think right after the game watches. Yeah, vicious summer. I think it's what it's called vicious summer. I think a bunch of people in the let's play group at 200s. We play in vicious circle. Who is that? August 16th from 3 to 9 p.m. Anyone can watch it. Woohoo! That's right up the game. You look in the chat, people are trying between playing Peggy Sue, the big chicken. Oh, I like the... I like being the pig.

I do too. I like the charge move. But first of all, when you miss, it always is. But I deal with that. There's a similar move and see if these are a sword dash. And if you miss it, now it's like your character just pauses for like two seconds, but when you're in combat it feels like you're like sitting still for a fucking minute, and drives you insane. So they get to get to have a like a wind up investment,

but then if you miss you got to have a penalty for it, right? That just makes sense to me. It's really fun. I had a fun time playing all week and long and I'm excited for it to to launch next week and get to play even more people. Oh God. I need to improve. Yeah, you've got a week. Yes. Yeah. Anyway, so the other big video game news,

I guess from this past week was Ninja ditching Twitch. Yeah, that's a big deal. I'm a mixer. How much money did they give him? That's what everyone wants to know. Yeah, that's a good one. I'm gonna get you 10 million. They said that the mixer app showed up

like on the top of the app store for iOS. Wow. Like after they made that announcement. Dude, it is a smart marketing decision. Yeah. Everyone's talking about mixer. Everyone's talking about it. Everyone's going through it.

It's also going to a new audience. It's like, I think the cycles are getting a lot tighter now. He's been on Twitch and he's been number one on Twitch, basically since the beginning of Fortnite, right? I mean, is that, he was the big Fortnite personality that came out? Yeah, especially once he did that thing with Drake. Yeah, I agree.

That was, and then he went on NBC and was talking about how much money he made per month. And I saw this recent clip from one of his livestreams where it was the chat where people were just like unsubbing, like in his chat on one of his streams, they were unsubbing because Ninja has made too much money, and that's what they're saying. It's like, you're watching the stream.

So you're like, what does, I don't understand what that matters. Like I don't go to like, I'm not gonna go not go see end game because Robert Downey Jr. has a lot of money. You know what I mean? Is it any sense? Why does he have to talk about how much money he makes? No, that was a huge mistake, I think, on his part. I really agree with you.

I feel at any time a YouTuber or anyone from the internet goes on a morning TV show, they always get asked how much money they make. That's the first question they ask. If they asked me, I'd be like, how much money do you make? Yeah, right? Why would you, you would answer that?

Why would we answer that? Yep, it's weird. How would you keep answering it? Howard Cernward always talk about it. We keep talking about Howard Cernced there. Whenever his contract was announced, he's like, oh, you know, Howard Cernced paid $300 million for this. He would never confirm or deny that.

That's definitely what he said. Like, you don't ever talk about money because any number you say is wrong. It's either too much or not enough. Either not getting paid enough and you're being taken advantage of, or it's like, you shouldn't be making that amount of money. And people want you to make less money. Or it must be real easy for you, making that much money off of something.

Yeah, but he was, Ninja was reacting to this, and that was the clip, was he was like, guys, please, come on. It's just like, what are you doing? So I can understand, he might be, you know, he might be just too far around the curve with Twitch, might need to go somewhere else, you know. See the top streamer in the world

He was right. I think he was on he was on twitch. Yeah, okay Most followed Okay, do you think PewDiePie's pissed that the Vimeo haven't bought any more something? This is Vimeo? Well, let me play you video platform though I'm a YouTube would pay PewDiePie leave at this point if they could. Why? He just caused problems for the platform. Oh, and everyone else too.

That big round of demonetization, I think what really drove it was the fact that a bunch of different big media companies that advertised on YouTube also had streaming services in the last few years. So I think that's a motivation for it. But then they all use PewDiePie like his racist rants or his quote unquote racist rants and Nazi stuff. That there's no need for quote unquote. Yeah, like even back when we were years ago,

we were doing laser team and that everyone, we did an interview, they wanted to talk to us about the PewDiePie controversy of the week. And I'm like, I'm just not gonna talk about this. I'm not here to talk about PewDiePie. I don't know, I have no clue what he did. You know, but if you smart guy gets a ton of promotion for it, you know, but the problem is, is that it makes brands

all skittish when stuff like that happens, and then all of a sudden everybody gets demonetized. I'm not saying it's PewDiePie's fault. I'm saying it's a more of a problem of scale, and PewDiePie is at the very top of that scale. Because when everyone's gonna look at it. There's no way there's nobody programming these ads. It's a computer program that does it all.

You know, there's not a human being saying, oh, we're gonna put this sponsor on this ad. You're just buying a slot and hoping it's the computer algorithm that you're tagging out. Yeah, and it's like, oh, we got, our brand was not a hate speech video. That's not great. And so they just pull out completely.

I can't understand by the brands do it. I was on the just a front page of YouTube the other day. I think it was just about to log in. And I just saw a few of you pie just gone up been up for 15 minutes. I think and it had over a million views. That's fucking fascinating. That's awesome. That's really awesome.

It's crazy. It's a lot of use. How often does the upload? I don't know. If you could start over, why are we hearing us? If you could start over now, what kind of channel would you make us? Oh, man. One not called Rooster Teeth.

Is that an answer? Well, people were speculating too about why Rooster Teeth wasn't named specifically in the immersion episode. It was just too much. That's why. It was time to explain everything, like the production company, everything. They, we specifically called that immersion episode. It was just too much. That's why it was, have you explain everything, like the production company, everything? They, we specifically called that a cheap 100.

That was the last thing that I recorded was that brief explanation because we just needed some kind of setup for Michael and Gavin. Yeah. And so, that's the way TV works. It's like, even like we were trying to figure out too, we really introduced Marcus and then Adams in those scenes and there's like no intro for Adam.

I was not on set that day, so no one thought that like they should have me do the intro for Adam. So we were always trying to figure out how do we do like, how do we set up Adam? You got to set stuff up. I mean, what is it? The fabricator Adam or something. Yeah, it's really faster. Yeah.

Yes. Yes. Subtitles made me like an idiot. They subtitles something onto what I said. It has massively massive black eyes. But that's how you talk. I think I said absolutely massive or something. But massively massive. You saw the episode, you could have said,

I was represented incorrectly. I was giving notes on the whole, not like I looked like an idiot notes. I thought I looked like an idiot. You're gonna throw those away. But why don't you point out more? Maybe look, sma, I think I watched different cuts of that episode, 8,000 times.

Then it comes out and people point out errors and stuff and I'm like, how the fuck did I miss that? I said, I saw so many fucking times. Well, like how I was Michael Chinesen. Right, that's a big one. How are you talking? Was labeled as Michael talking? That's understandable to me,

because we're underwater. And I think Michael and I kind of sound similar, so I can understand by somebody who wasn't intimately familiar with us, would label us different. I actually honestly, I didn't know that until somebody pointed out that Michael didn't say it. But yeah, people being labeled wrong, there's one shot where they just,

I guess they swapped the shot. But the titles were Michael Jones, when Gavin was on the screen, and then Gavin free when Michael was on. I was like, I don't know. I just go back and look at my last cut and see if I somehow missed that or if it just got fucked. I think it's funny.

I just went around around with this thing with Neil. We have this video that's coming out for Archie Kour, that's like a press conference. And there's a reporter in the front row. Gus, I think you were in this thing, right? Were you in the reporter going to space? No, I was not in that one. Okay, there's a reporter in front row

and he's got shorts on in one of the shots. And I go, hey, come to the reporter, and all of a sudden, he has shorts on. And he's got pants in the rest of the shots. And he just all of a sudden switches the shorts. And as Neil, who you might remember from achievement 100 and then the lab after that, part of our T-Cory goes, no, he goes,

what are you talking about? I wouldn't just even just talk about it after I sent the note. I said, what was the deal? Where did that short shot come from? He goes, he's wearing shorts the entire time. And I go, he is, I go, check to the shots, he's wearing pants, he goes, no, he's wearing shorts.

Look, he pulls up the timeline, he starts scrubbing. The guys in shorts, you know, the shots, I'm like, see you like Madela affected his leg. I'm like, what the hell happened? And then I go back into my office and I pull up my video and I scroll the first two shots of finding, he's wearing pants. And I go back in the knee, I go,

like, I scroll to this specific time in this video and he scrolls and he goes, he has pants on. I go, yeah, I go, I can't do this. Where's this pants coming from? And then, Neil and I are having this, like, we're both sitting there like, panicking, like this break from reality of like, what happened first of all

That this character is short has no pants and then as pants and then no else comes in and we're like We're just trying to figure out there's no pants. He goes. Oh that reporter in the front Hey, go and we go. Yeah, he goes. Hey, just put on pants at one point and then I'm doing no I'll walk out I'm like Is that extra or someone who worked here? Uh, it was a make it, he said. Was it an extra or someone who worked here? It was, I believe it was an extra. It was, it was, I just say they won't have any lines. I don't want to spoil anything about the video. Gotcha.

But yeah, they was, they didn't have any lines. Well, not you got to leave that in, right? And that's what I think. It's right hearing leg. Neil, I feel bad though, because Neil went through like, made him all, like I said, first of all, I thought that it was a joke that I didn't get,

which I had to be careful about that, because then I'm like, sometimes I'll give a note on something like, oh, you know, this line doesn't make any sense. They're like, well, it makes sense because of the whole script. I don't know. Oh yeah, okay, that makes sense.

Sorry to you weren't in. You had the parts you weren't in. They make sense because of that. So I had to make sure it wasn't something like that. And then I was like, and I finally went to the other, it's like, yeah, the weird thing of this guy losing his pants.

So I think you should leave it in. Now, yeah, but then you'll wouldn't fix it. So now I have to like take away the last two after the yield work. Just a special pants cut. It's so distracting. Yeah, that's how you get short. It's so distracting.

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Oh, it's on your lap. So I was gonna say earlier, one of the things I had cut for the immersion episode, we had to figure out if it's a way we can show it. Discovery's been pretty cool about letting us show like clips of the thing and like not having to go through like massive approvals, but I wonder if we can show unaired stuff like behind the scene stuff.

There was a whole experiment that we did that was kind of like fun filler where we calculated going back to our pounds per pound. Pound pounds per pound? When you eat, we calculated that via body weight, percentage of body weight, and I can't remember the numbers off the top by head so I'm not going to try to say them. But like a shark can eat a certain percentage of its body weight in one meal. You talked about some live stream. Yeah. And great white sharks can eat, like, enough of a percent that if you take Gavin and Michael's weight together and use that same

percent, it was 66 pounds of food. It's even more for a great white shark. So they had to eat 66 pounds of food. We just like waited all out. Max Kromke made it all. And they've just got cut because watching two guys eat 66 pounds of food, we just like waited all out, Max Kromke made it all, and they've just got cut because watching two guys eat six pounds of food wasn't disgusting. We already had it, that's pretty much it. And it also wasn't enough time for it. Well, how much olive oil would a shot need to have?

Now, probably not much, just one just like one capsized container of olive oil could feed the ocean. Yeah, what I'm saying is like 12 to 14 feet and like 1200 pounds or something like that. One of those sharks that you guys saw. The tiger sharks that we saw, yeah. Yeah, that like proper shark name. And you weighing like 590 pounds.

How does that work? Wouldn't it be like you weighing 1,200 pounds? No, because I'm five nine and they're 12 feet. Oh, I see what you're saying. If you stayed the same height, and you, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, wow, that's crazy.

That's called muscle based. I'm doing that right, wow, that's crazy. That's called muscle. I'm doing that right right? Yeah, okay, you're doubling it Essentially, I'm having a hundred pounds per foot. Yeah, that's fair Yeah You're fine. You're fine. What do you worry about? We're never wrong about anything you got this stuff wrong No, you're half of 12 feet, because you're about six feet. So you're half the weight. You're halfing it.

Yeah, she's the yacht and the fish. That would have been a smarter way to do it. That would not. You're actually more accurate than what you said. It's actually more accurate. Okay. Yeah. So, but they're both working.

You got it right with one of them. You were eight. Don't be worried. I'm not worried. There was that story I think that people picked up on over the weekend with Hobbs and Shaw about the, I guess the agreements that the actors have to come to as far as like There was that story I think that people picked up on over the weekend with Hobbes and Shaw about the, I guess the agreements that the actors have to come to as far as like looking tough and beating each other up. I think everyone was talking about and found super fascinating. Have you heard about this?

It's so lame, right? Who let that, who let that information out? Vin Diesel and the rock can't lose fights to each other or it's like they could only be punched so many times. Yeah, Jason say things in that camp as well. He can't lose to the rock or like they could only be punched so many times. Yeah, and Jason say things in that camp as well. He can't lose to the rock or something like that. They was like negotiated how tough they would look in the movie. I think it was very cool. I think it was very cool. Was it they say Vin Diesel's sister was on set counting the number of times he got punched? Was it Vin Diesel's sister?

I think it was Vin Diesel's sister. And then Terry Cruz on Twitter was just listing all the times he'd had the shit kicked out of him in movies and TV. Yeah Look at Bruce Willisman die hard that guy's a fucking wreck by the end of that movie John McLean looks like a like a meatbag Vin Diesel sister. Yeah, and you got beat up by Alan Rickman He got a man this goes back a long way and I'm gonna see for a moment of story correctly Vin Diesel was gonna be in a movie with Ben Affleck. And I wanna say Gary,

so he's called Rain Deer Games. Yes. And this was before Vin Diesel was like a really big deal. It was starting to run after Pitch Black maybe? I think Pitch Black was made, but me hadn't come out yet. Like it was like they were anticipating it was gonna be a big star.

And he got, if I'm recalling correctly, he got fired from Rain Deer correctly, he got fired from reindeer games because he wouldn't show his biceps in on film. I got you. He would only do that if he was, if it was one of his movies, he was the lead. That was his rationale for doing it. So from like day one, that guy was very calculated and precise about the way that he's portrayed. I think the rock outwardly says he doesn't like what Ken with D.C. I think so too.

They don't like he's, yeah. Rainier games came out 2000, pitch black also came out 2000. Now look at that, I mean, the memory, it might have been made, but not come out, yeah. Vin Diesel sounds like the name of an energy drink. I don't think it was his name Vin Diesel Vincent Diesel. What's, Diesel's gotta be made out.

The Diesel's gotta be made out. It's probably like something similar. Yeah, yeah, petrol. Yeah, maybe sell Vin Diesel. Let's see. The only one that was born Mark Sinclair. Wow, he does not look like a Mark Sinclair at all. Mark with the K. Sinclair with the C. What would your stage name have been? Bernie Burns. It would your stage name have been?

Bernie Burns. Like, it is my stage name. It's my stage name. It's my stage name. What's that? Well, some people changed the whole name. Well, are we all working in entertainment? Did I miss the part? Well, also, it's like if you're in SAG,

you have to, if you're in SAG, if you're in the screen actor skills, you can't have the same name as another performer. I don't know. There's another person who works in entertainment who has the name Bernie Burns spelled the exact same way. Craig Bernie Burns. He's a lighting tech, I believe. But does that count?

If you're a lighting tech, he works in light. I'm not sure. He works in lighting. Okay. Like a DP. Yeah, like if your name was actually Tom Cruise, you couldn't use that name to be an actor. No, you would have to register. Even if Tom Cruise's real name wasn't Tom Cruise.

It's the name he uses. So it's like you would have to use a different name to be credited. That is, Michael Douglas has that. Somebody has that. Oh, it's, what's his name? Albert Albrook's. His real name's Albert Einstein. Really? Yes. Albert Einstein. Really?

Yes. Was Einstein in fact? What did you, as you didn't want that? Because it was like it was too confusing. So he changed his name to Albert Brooks. He said can't be true. It is. His brother was Bob Einstein.

Super Dave. Is that Albert Einstein? Yeah. Is that what you heard? Yeah. That's bizarre. Todd Wilmick just had a kid and I was trying to convince him to name the kid Mac. Mac Wilmick just had a kid and I was trying to convince him to name the kid Mac.

Mac Walmick. There's a commercial, it's one of you said, there's a commercial I saw that Microsoft put out for the Surface Book. Yes. Where they got a guy named McKenzie Book to endorse the Surface Book, they call it Mac Book. It's like Mac Book prefers the Surface Book.

Mac Book says this laptop is faster. That's a great name I can't remember it's a fucking funny. It's a funny idea for commercial as I was typing in and I remember Was was a Michael Douglas Michael Keaton Michael Keaton's name is Michael Douglas, but he had changed his name to Michael Keaton What's Michael Douglas's name Michael Douglas? Okay Well, but your stage name Kevin yeah Kevin free We'll be your stage name, Kevin. Yeah, Kevin free. Let's see. Let's see you.

You had a credit in some kind of production. What would you make your name? Bob Rock. Bob Rock? I bet there's a Bob Rock. When I look him up on IMDB. No, it would have to be, yeah, something on his lines. Just like two one syllable words.

I'm gonna see what Mr. Craig brings. Bob Rock worked on the soundtrack permission possible too. Okay. Uh, he was a direct Bob Rock was a director of L.A. ladies after dark. Yeah. Mm. Clifth stint. Yes. Clifth stint. This gentleman Craig Birdie Burns works in the camera and electrical department. Three different credits. So Clifth stint does not exist, but Clifford Stein worked in the camera and electrical department, three different credits. So, cliff stint does not exist, but Clifford Stein worked in the camera and electrical department on Spartacus.

It's like a, like a sag database that you're looking these up on. Oh, I was looking this up on IMDB. There is a sag database, so you can look through that stuff. You know what I hate about my iPhone? I don't remember where it is. I have to find it.

While we're on this topic, when I look something on Safari or looks something like a web browser and it goes hey, here's the thing. Here's Reddit Do you want to open in the app or do you want to keep looking at it? It's a fart which one you want to do and it bugs me every single fucking time or something pops up One of the options is continue. It shouldn't pop up right because I'm doing it and just assume I didn't pop up. Right, because I'm doing it. And just assume, whenever I'm doing anything, I would like to continue doing it.

Just assume I'm always continuing. Maybe people don't know that there isn't out. Well, I have the app installed, which is why I would think it was giving me this thing, saying, hey, do you want to use the app and say, so I say, sure, why not open it and read it? Hit open, it takes me to the iTunes store to buy Reddit. It goes, you already have this, do you want to open Reddit?

I'm like, fuck, and goddamn it. Just show me the thing that I clicked the link for. That's all I care about. You guys still use old Reddit when you're on a desktop. No, I don't think so. I could only use the old Reddit. I do. I don't, I do.

The new layout is terrible. I can't just figure it out. Change is good. You can't cold on to that shit. Get it, let it go. Change is good. What's the quote you use, people demand. People demand progress, but people hate change. There you go Every time a fucking YouTube every time they change the location of the fucking like button

Anything doesn't matter. They move something People fucking go crazy in the comments for for months and months and months. Hey, did change it back change it back And then I put it back and then you look forward like 10 years, you got a site YouTube everybody used every day, you go back and look at that site from 10 years ago, it's fucking trash. You never want to use that site. It's really funny to go back and look at old versions.

Yeah, but every single change that was made over the course of those 10 years, people fought tooth and nail to make sure that they couldn't make that change. Thought like hell. But now you wouldn't want to go back and use this site from 2006. Who the fuck would want to? It's garbage. What does request desktop site do?

There's a thing when you come from a mobile device, there's a, what would you call it, a script? No, we had to put up a browser identifier. We had to put that on the early days of the Red versus Blue website, Red versus Blue.com, and early days of Ruchy.com. Way to put up a thing that blocked all the robots from crawling across and getting our data because of this fucking little teenager in the UK who went through all of our files

on our website and found like personal pictures of mine and a map to my house. Yeah, I'll call Jesus. Thank God. Jesus. Because I was looking for Gavin as the reason why our site is not an archive That org. Oh, you're lucky. I wasn't I wasn't a malicious little bus. Yeah, I was going through archive dog to find Something with like an old post that have been deleted and then you could just like go up in the folder And then it would just show the whole directory of the website which just using the website you can never see no and then just be These like pictures on there. I'd be like,

oh, these are just like, archive, but you can't find them on the website, but they're all archived and archived and come on. You were like, shit. People frequently ask why our website was blacklisted from archive.org. I don't know if we've ever pulled the people to the store.

Gavin is the reason. It's the year old Gavin fucking going in there and fucking shit up. So yeah, I had to put that no robots, like to block archive.org from spidering our website. When you were other me, I found it in some other box. No, I love it. I love it.

You found it. It's a great part of the story of knowing you. How fucking long we've known you. I love you. Tell you something, guys, at my gym, we're all talking about the immersion episode. They'll thought it was crazy. Like I guess they didn't think that I actually work in any real form

of entertainment up until this point. And they were like, you should, like that hosting thing, it's like you got a good voice for that. You should do that more. And they were like, you should, you, like, that hosting thing, it's like, you got a good voice for that. You should do that more often. It's like, I do that too. We're gonna be in a weird way. This is a podcast, yeah.

You're a good TV host. But thank you, Gavin. I appreciate that. But they really like you, Gavin. They liked you a lot. By the Michael? No opinion of Michael Jones. They said he seems like a wild card.

Yeah, it's dial on that shark. Oh. Underwater one. Oh, God. Yeah. Michael is actually so much better at staying on that thing. What? I kept slipping off and hurting myself.

We kept getting the question on Twitter when it was airing there. Everyone's like, what happened to Gavin's phone? Oh, God. Cause right before you went out on the show. I was making a joke. Yeah, I was just trying to shit up Michael. It works. It works.

I felt for it. I was like, what? Yeah, my phone was on the boat. Anyway, the reason I was asking about Request Desktop version is because 90% of the time I pressed that button, it gives me the mobile version again. So what is the goddamn point of that button? Because it directs you to the desktop version,

then the desktop version says, oh, this person is the only one. Which sites does that work? When you request desktop sites, it used to work, but now websites overrule it. Well, 60% of the devices that go to work, but now websites overrule it. Well, 60% of the devices that go to web pages now are pretty much mobile phones.

We've crossed that. That's what I'm saying. If when there's a feature that you can only get on desktop, it's very, it was a very handy button. It, yes. Anything to do with the back end of YouTube doesn't work on the app or like, oh, I guess there's better, there's better tools now.

But to get into like change of video title on the phone and have it constantly give you the mobile site was really annoying. Yeah, now you just use the creator studio. Yeah, different app. Well, that sucks. We settled that. Yeah, that's done.

Speed of settlements. The other one from last week, the Equifax settlement. Everyone, they leaked everybody's private, or at least everybody's credit information. And then they, as a part of the settlement, they said that they would send people to check for $125. But so many people requested the check that they stopped telling people to do that. Like they've changed their stance. I think they only set aside $34 million as part of that settlement to give people $125. And so many people requested it. They were like, well, we're not gonna be able to pay everyone.

So instead, they're offering people like 10 years of credit monitoring now. But there have been so many credit breaches. Everyone already has credit monitoring. Yeah. It's like, give us the fucking money that we were promised. Where's our settlement? So would you rather them go out of business

trying to pay everyone? I don't think they can go out of business. It's like this weird credit monitoring agency. Why can't they go out of business. It's like this weird credit monitoring agency. Why can't they go out of business? I don't know. They are what credit car companies use to, or what credit lending agencies determine who can get credit in this country.

Is there any others apart from those main three? There are three and that's it. I can't imagine one of them going out of business. That thought never even crossed my mind. We should start the fourth. We should start the fourth. I'm sure that those three have invested interest to stop a fourth from ever starting up.

Yeah. So stupid. Then I saw this weird invention in a YouTube video. I get a lot of weird videos recommended to me sometimes. I got this weird one recommended. We get that like Twitter. Twitter and also just like suggested videos. I guess because I really watch YouTube video. I get a lot of weird videos recommended to me sometimes. I got this weird one recommended. Twitter? Twitter and also just like suggested videos. I guess because I really watch strange videos.

So I get more strange ones suggested to me. I saw this video that Sony posted on their, like their Japanese language YouTube channel where I guess they're gonna launch a personal air conditioner. Oh, I had this say to talk to you about. I would buy that in a heartbeat. You put it like in a special, like you have a special special

shirt with a pocket for it on your back and you just like this little credit card size air conditioner. Oh, that is pocket in the shirt. Yeah, and you just slip it into the back of your shirt and it can either cool you down or heat you up. Is that like the is that what you release a lot of heat? I guess like it gets into the shirt. Like if you have like a long sleeve button up shirt and it was crazy. It was like it cooled you down like 20 degrees or something. So like an undershirt that you wear

under your normal clothes, or it's just this. It's a square probably about that big rectangle, maybe about that big. It's like a small battery pack for a phone. So what it looks like. And it goes into a shirt that comes with this thing. The pocket. Pocket on the back of it.

Yeah, so this little thing is the thing and then it's just like a little cooling thing. It's the same technology they use in heatsink. Somebody said, Oh, interesting. And it cools you off like 20 degrees. They have one for your gooch. I was just going to ask if they make this an underwear form. You can put it anywhere you can put in the

gooch of heat coming from the you do the thread. The article that I saw about that, it's not available in the US is available in Japan. They They're gonna launch it in Japan right here It is we're watching a video of it right now little pocket just in the back There you go. I would love it if it actually puffed up the shirt. Yeah, my bedjet does that heavy hook up your bedjet yet So be 103 degrees this weekend Fuck your bedjet in I'm gonna do it. Do you want me come over? I'm gonna do it tonight. Do it. I'm gonna take pictures of a big puff. The big puff.

So fucking great. So great. If you're not a wallet, want it back. I want it back if you're not gonna use it. Oh, I'll use it. I'm gonna use it tonight. Okay. I'll try and make the pieces fifth.

So this thing will cool you by 23 degrees or warm you up by 14 degrees. They're gonna all launch it exclusively in Japan in March of 2020 and it's gonna cost 115 bucks. That's cool. That's clever. Is it, I guess, in like, USB charge? I assume so. They didn't really say.

So smart. Well, remind everybody that this episode of the Rishi podcast is not brought to you by Chris Co. Do you like food? Usually it's fatter and grosser. Put some Chris Co in it. Eat up, fuckers. That's some vegetable.

Vegetable to healthy, right? That's our third sponsor. We did it with our sponsor. Is that, maybe? That's by the J.M. Smucker Company. Is that a real thing that's just like a made up thing? From like, it sounds like something that would be in Team Fortress 2, J.M. Smucker Company?

The J.M. Smucker Company. Oh, it's Smuckers. That's Smuckers. Can we make Smuckers, makes Chris go? It was originally introduced in June of 1911 by Proctor and Gamble. It fell to earth in a meteorite. Then we, it's made from a hydrogenation

of organic substances in gas form. What is that, that's food? Is that food? Hydrogenation? What even is that? Yeah, if you eat it. You can eat it. If anything is food, if you can eat it.

We should have a lower third come up for the ad rate on the one we put it on site. Okay. That would take work. He's okay with it. I don't know if that was real Eric or if that was soundboard Eric. That was soundboard Eric. Yeah, baby. That was hot fast.

I will not know ever if it's real or fake. Does it matter? Yeah, baby. That was fake. He doesn't have that much enthusiasm at this time of my life. He's done. He's done. I could see through it now.

So I proposed something to Matt and Gus, I hope you're okay to talk about this. Congratulations. But there was this, there was this really nice moment. I was across the table at Matt and I proposed something to him. But there was this, there was this really nice moment. I was across the table at Matt and I proposed something to him. There is a weird expectation that this podcast has, that this podcast is gonna be like the platform,

like the customer service help desk for the entire company. And it's like, I don't think of this podcast as being met. But a lot of people do probably because we have the Rishi name in the podcast. Like we're gonna address everything that, you know, we do wrong. Even if it's some mistakes. Yeah. If it's something that none of us work on. Right.

Exactly. Exactly. Even like there's stuff that we do, like the, uh, remember the, uh, the controversy with some people in other countries didn't like one of our sponsors. Particularly, I want to call everybody out the name. But, uh, they were like, okay, we'll just go on the podcast and talk about this stuff. And Jeff was gonna come on the podcast and be like, but no, why does this have to be,

this is on every podcast, go on your podcast and do it. It's like, there is a podcast that comes out before our podcast. We're not gonna wait and talk about it. Wait until the Rooster Podcast comes up. So it's something that's bugged me for a while. And I really like when Ezra was here, they had that bungalow podcast for a while.

And even in my vlog, I would talk about, every now and then, I would talk about business stuff. Like, here's how the company operates and everything. So I think we're gonna do that on a regular basis now on the first post show. Like, there will be one on a regular basis, just spitballing here, like maybe one a month where we have it's spitting ball.

You're not committing to that. I've spit totally spitballing here. It is like, it'll be about the business of rooster teeth. And that'll be something that's on the post show. So it's not part of like mixed in here with like complaints about Apple products and construction. Because it's important. It's important, thanks.

Important stuff, yeah, important stuff. Things that affect our daily life, like calling 311 to tell them how to fix 51st Street. Exactly right. Because don't take away the double red arrow. So what is that, like just information? 311? Yeah, it's like non-immersion.

411's information, 311 is like non-immersion. I'm sure that signs all over the double red area. So what is that like just information? Yeah. Yeah, it's like non-immersion. 411's information. 311 is like non-immersion. I'm sure that signs all over the city. It specifically says 51. Well, yeah, 51 does really fucking suck. I, yeah, it does. Do they pay the person whose idea they use? No, probably not.

Monetary reward. We can talk that. Remember the city of Austin, the chief innovation officer? Yep. For the city of Austin, is that still a thing? I'm sure it is. We were so fascinated. They created that position like what, four or five years ago?

What did they innovate? She, how dare you, God, he, look at you. She was in charge of like, didn't he just say him? No. Oh, right. It just say him? No. No, all right. It's still the same woman. Is it?

I'm covered out on the next part of the public. We were making like Minecraft jokes at the time when we were talking about her. It was March of 2014. 20. God, let's see how five years ago. More than five years ago now. Blah.

Time goes by so fast, man. He does. It goes by faster. About the innovation, obviously. Don't tell me that. Talk about a crazy thing going on in my life. No. Two things going on right now. I try to figure out building out a nursery,

making sure we have everything for new baby. At the same time, I'm helping another kid apply for college. It's like, I couldn't have any more perfect book ending of parenthood than these two things taking place. You actually is like, she could have the baby soon. Yeah, we should be talking about that too, because Ashley is now what's considered full term. That happened on Friday.

She looks so good though. She looks amazing. What are you saying about the police? I was opposed to, I mean, like, she legitimately only looks pregnant in the belly. She's just like normal, actually. She's only pregnant in the belly. I just want to throw that out there.

I can't believe you're saying kids to listen to this podcast. It didn't pin out. She listens to the podcast. She's gonna fucking hammer you to get home. I love you, Ashley. No, no, because because when women are pregnant, they tend to gain weight throughout their whole body. Yeah, a lot of people,

you could see in that face, see in their limbs, are you con? Everybody gains weight differently, though. I see these guys, they're on these weight loss subreddits and they're posting their progress photos. They start to weigh like 380 pounds, 400 pounds. Yeah. They get up there and it's like,

their face doesn't look like a 400 pound person. I feel like if I get up like 10 pounds over my ideal weight, it all just lands on my face. Well, it's like people just gain weight in different ways. This gravity is attracting them at all up to your big fat head. It's right. It's all the way. It just goes right up there.

You know what it is? I just swallow my food. That's what I don't do that. I just store it in my teeth. I just store it for my life here. I just take a nice big slab of Crisco. Oh my gosh. So, she only looks pregnant in the belly.

She should be the new people like Spice. She only looks pregnant in the belly. Or maybe a female maternity wear shirt that says, I'm only pregnant in the belly. Oh, get on any, come. So, we have a big maternity. Big pregnant audience. Yeah, it's a big, big market for us.

How old can you hold food in your cheeks? There's, if it's Chris Goat, about 30 seconds. Like, if you just, just go buy, if you took a bite of a sandwich in the morning, could you spit it out like 5 p.m.? Absolutely. Oh no. I think that's tooth decay working on you there.

Like if you get food trapped in your mouth, that's tooth decay. I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that. You could switch it. Cheek to cheek, right? Yeah. Just put toothpaste on one side, hold it,

swap them, put toothpaste back on this side. I fell asleep and then I'll toilet in my mouth. Probably wasn't the safest thing to do. Did it burn a hole in your, like, cheek? No, I had to, so long story short, I got a migraine one night recently and I used to get migraine in high school, I got so bad that I would have to vomit. And this is what happened except it wasn't vomit, it was all like stomach acid.

So it was a gas. And it also came. You could produce a television just. Sorry, it wasn't vomit. Is that what you're saying? It wasn't chunky, it was just stomach acid. But it was vomit. Yes.

There you go. It comes from stomach. I was just getting her to clarify. She's on our side. But it went through all my sinuses because it came out with such a force. So if you've ever had stomach acid in your nose and the back of your throat, even if you swallow, it's still, you still taste it. If you're ever with somebody and they throw up,

the nicest thing you do is just have a glass of water ready right there to give to them. I was drinking water like crazy. The taste was still in there. So the only way I could fall back asleep was to put an alto to it in my mouth so that the mint would slowly sleep into my throat. But then I woke up like eight hours later and it was still

in there. And I went, oh. Oh really, thumbs to the gum. In the mouth, in the gum, like gotten their hair somehow while they were sleeping. Yeah, that's a nightmare. Yeah, so they'll fall asleep with food in your mouth kids. You were saying?

So at any point in time, and I don't know when, Ashley could go into labor and we can be off to the races. And that means, from this point on, there's a period of which I might not be on the podcast for a while, like maybe up to like six weeks, two, two months gone. And I won't know when that's going to be. So just be aware that I might be gone. You'll listen, you will miss me and you will appreciate it.

Oh, you just come over and put it from there. No, because I'll be asleep in like the little micro-nafs like you're a little worse. So we put the baby in your seat and he get to replace you. Oh my gosh, that'd be amazing. That'd be the cutest thing in the world. Well, I can't wait. I can't wait. So fucking crazy. You excited to have a new kid? Oh, my gosh. that'd be amazing. That'd be the cutest thing in the world. I can't wait. I can't wait so fucking excited to have a new kid

We talked to most all times that look buddy. Your days are fucking numbered. You are well-liked in this house You're not you're the new one. You're not gonna be the new one very soon. You're your days are You're the ace of the Invisibility. When you take the screenshot, why does that bar show up? I don't know. I don't know. I don't want that.

It takes a screenshot of whatever showing on your phone. Yeah. And that bar showing up. If you wanted to take a screenshot of the bar, it didn't show up. You'd be really mad.

But you wouldn't have brought a whole way to ever taking a screenshot. I'd be like, where's the bar? I wish the bar was there. He has the best basis on my Instagram. I got the one when we first got him. He's looking over the chair and he's like, God, he's got this crazed look in his mouth.

We were over at your house just yesterday, actually. And when we were setting up some stuff, I come out of the room and most is just standing there in like the hallway all by himself, but his legs are out like this and he's just like, he's just something wrong with him. He's like, is your cat okay? What's the thing when he gets upset

where he like, arch is back and he turns sideways and like comes at you sideways? That's what cats do. Yeah, he's like, look as big as possible. He's running. Yeah, he is. He's tailgates all the way up to everything. This is so funny though,

you're like, get the fuck out of here, mush. It looks like he was possessed. That phone is great though. Like I never know how Ashley captured that. Was that the most people you've ever had at your house? That was, okay, so we had a baby shower this weekend and Barb, you were one of the people that organized it. That was, there was too many people

and like, it was, probably, that was also the first time I've had a party in my house where I was like, you all need to leave. Like, like three hours in. Like, we've had new your Z parties where we didn't realize that we were there to like three or four in the morning. Yeah.

No, be deal. There was something about that party where I was like, like right at the end. Was it because it was during the day? I don't know, maybe it was. No, I don't listen to him. It was great. Good party, good job.

No, it was good. It was good for like the first three hours. It was so loud for the scheduled event. Well, it's because everyone was sitting in the kitchen the whole time. You get a place. Let me tell you something. Advice to younger people watching this,

when you get a place eventually in your life, just if you're gonna entertain people in your house, just to make sure you have the biggest possible kitchen, everybody goes in the kitchen, I don't know why. I just wanna say, actually approve that list. We just a whole other place where there's drinks set up, everybody goes to get to drink, and then walks into the fucking kitchen.

Everywhere. They go to a party or a get together, it's always the kitchen where people congregate. They just like, and people wouldn't go, wow, it's super loud there, I'm getting out of there, and then everybody would end up back in the kitchen. Always, it's just crazy the way that works. So get a big kitchen.

It's because where the food is. Let's be real. That's true. I also have gotten rid of my dining room, which would have been another place to get a served food. We were thinking about asking you if we could use that space,

but then you'd have to move all your computers. No, that'd possible. We have a land environment setup. I think in the only house I know, if we ever sell that house, I'm not to figure out how to like repurpose that land environment into an actual dining room.

It's a rent to dining room table. No, but it uses their fucking dining room. I've lived in so many houses and never used a fucking dining room. Where'd you eat? Kitchen. I have a breakfast, no, there's a table in the kitchen. You gather in the kitchen, like everyone else. To eat and used a fucking diner. Where'd you eat? Kitchen. We have a breakfast, nook, there's a table, you can have it in the kitchen, like everyone else.

To eat and have a meal, yes. And Chris was my family. When I'm just like at like 8 p.m. on a Thursday, I'm not just sitting in my kitchen, like on my laptop or anything like that. I have a normal place where I can go to do stuff. Shrug my TV in there. I watch the end game.

End game is not as good as Infinity War. I'ma say it. Ooh, interesting. Ooh, interesting. Yeah, interesting. It's good. Couldn't ask for better payoff for everything, but man, Infinity War was like better movie. Really better movie.

It just doesn't have the thought coming down moment. That's pretty fucking, it does, but it's Captain Marvel and it's not quite the gravitas. I was thinking it's like Captain America when he gets the hammer. That's a pretty, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I Man story, but I kept in America. It was far better in end game. Oh, yeah. But I also felt like that he kind of deserved that because he was kind of all over the place in the last few Avengers movie with the Civil War and then like in Infinity War is in the subway station like by himself and with the big beard and everything. And it was just, I don't know, you need a better story. And Thor's story in Infinity Wars, amazing. And it's kind of funny in end game,

but it's really weird that we end with that character through this arc at least with that in that way. It's a weird ending. I love the Hulk though. Love the Hulk. I would see a whole movie with that Hulk. I love that Hulk. I mean, that's what they're setting up for.

The Hulk would be perfect. I would forget the old Hulk movie. Oh God, come up with one of these. Well, Hulk is tough when they. The Hulk is set to forget the old Hulk movie. Oh God, yeah. Come up with one of these. Well, Hulk is tough when they came out of the gate, you know, with the Edward Norton. It was the second MCU movie. And just the CG at the time, it seemed amazing.

Not so amazing over time, you know? Just like that, and maybe we'll feel that way about Thanos and Hulk in in-game. But to me, it's like, I don't know how CG characters can get better than the movie. People always say that. I know that, I know that. I see it. And then we'll look back at it one day be like, well, what's this shit? What am I talking about? Cast me as the Hulk you bitches. Do it. Don't be afraid. It's the second time I flex on this show. Can you put your face in weird flex, but okay. Can you get sideways and make yourself real big and hop?

Probably. I'll practice that tonight. Make the most face, make the most face, okay. Pretty good. All right. I'll practice that tonight. Make the most face, make the most face, okay. It's pretty good. All right, let's wrap this up. Thanks for watching, everybody. We'll see you guys again next week. Maybe bring a beat. Maybe I'll be here, maybe I won't. Bye, everybody.

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