Rooster Teeth Podcast - National Gus Day - #407

Episode Date: December 20, 2016

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Go how hard could that be? I was the last person. I'm Gus. You're in the middle. I know, but you know, hey. Craig, who are you? I'm from Game Attack. You can meet me at Game Attack.

Hey, good to see you. You didn't even hesitate. He attacked me. You didn't accidentally say screw attack. You just went straight to Game Attack. No, no, screw attack is so part. It's long gone in my mind. It's a review mirror.

Like 10 years, it's gone immediately. You got a terrible metal. It's just flying. You dropped it like a bad habit, man. It was crazy. I mean, I loved it. It was the best 10 years of my life. Let's hear it.

I like you talking about a whole marriage or something. Yeah. I want to complain. Go. I want to complain off to you. Hi, everybody. And it's about you. You want to complain first? You want me to complain first?

You get first. Is it about Rogue One? I don't want to hear you more. No, no, no, no. I want to complain that I can't talk about how cold it is on social media. Why? Because it's cold everywhere, guys. Because it's cold.

Like, I can't say like, oh man, I can't believe how cold it is here. Because then you meet, like, get a screenshot of someone like, oh look, it's a negative 20 where I live. Yeah, I don't live in the fucking Arctic Circle. Yeah, I made a life choice to live somewhere warm. Not in Northern Canada. Right, it's like, okay, great, yeah, I know it's cold. I'm not in a research station in Antarctica.

You can acknowledge that it's cold where I am and not being asked for water. Yeah, I mean, if you were to check a graph on Austin, yes, it is cold. Yes. It goes like this. Well, it's like, it's not like 25 degrees Celsius in a day. What is that? We had a 50 degree swing. What? Yeah. Oh, 75 degrees Celsius. What is Celsius? I'm sorry.

No, I'm not surprised that after I corrected you. Been here five years. Yeah, but why don't you, why don't you just a Fahrenheit? Why don't you just do it for the rest of us? You know Fahrenheit, they used to use Fahrenheit. Who did English people? Okay. And we moved on. So why would I go backwards? I'm, where can't have this debate again. Congratulations. It's so it was a 25 degree swing. If you're in the US, it was, we had a 50 degree swing in one day.

It was from 75 degrees to 27 degrees in one day. I read, uh, Which you did it everywhere. I saw a YouTube video a couple of weeks ago trying to explain how Fahrenheit came to be. And apparently, like the big selling point for it back when it was first rolled out as a temperature standard was that it had more precision. And it was hard to make a thermometer that precise back then.

And the fact that there were so many differences in the degrees was the huge selling point for it because you could be a lot more specific with what temperature. Is it not? Yeah. Is it not? I don't know. I've never even bothered to learn Celsius before. Because Celsius goes, you know, from boiling to freezing, it's 100 to zero. There's only 100 marks. But in Fahrenheit, it's like 180.

Yeah, but at the same time, I mean, like, when it's zero in Celsius, it's 32 degrees Fahrenheit. Yeah. So when it's 30 degrees Fahrenheit, what is it Celsius? Like negative one. Okay, but there's a difference there because there's 30 and you missed out on 31. So like, you went from zero degrees

to negative one Celsius, but you dropped two degrees Fahrenheit. So yes, Fahrenheit is more accurate. That's why I'm confused. Yeah, that's what I was saying. Yeah, you're right, Gus. That's right. Can I just tell you if this podcast was a fighter jet,

at this point, I would just like, I'd be gone because he started off complaining about interaction on social media and then we went straight into a science discussion. Do you know why, though? Because of you. It's a recipe for disavasion. You cool me out on the good things.

I apologize. I know. I immediately recognized my problem. Let me out on the good things. I apologize. I know. I merely recognized my problem. Let me do my complaining about Gus. Complain. Gus is trying to do a thing where he's trying to convince everyone that he was at a party that we were all at. Yes.

When he wasn't. He was not there. At the holiday party. Who's not Gus at the holiday party? At anyone who put your hands down. You're all paid stuages. Did you do all of you? So you were there? I was there. That's all his mask. That's all the Gus mask. I're all paid stuages. Did you do all of you? So you were the reason?

I was there. That's all his mask. That's all the Gus. I give the mask to Barbara. Yeah. They handed it to me when I walked in. Oh, then I gave it to Barbara. You had a mask of yourself.

Did you leave it like seven, though? What time was I got there at about eight and I left at about nine. So let's explain the situation. Ruchu Chief had it's annual holiday party. I walked right by you. You got there. You were at the top of the stairs, with Ashley.

It was put together by Bethany, or as you like to call her events. It was put together by Alex. Oh really? Events Alex. He, they put together, the events team put together in a tremendous holiday party.

It was at the school hotel downtown. Gus didn't go. I was there. I didn't, nobody saw Gus. I didn't see him. All paintstuges, every one of you just paid off That's right that's I'm instructing you to lie on my behalf. So how long will you there? Let me guess party started I just said seven you were out of there by eight I just said this is proof he doesn't listen

I want to try to answer because I want to I want truth. I told you that you can't handle the truth. Like, okay. You said eight to nine. Do we have time checks and... Yeah, here we go. Everybody check. There was a speech in which two people got up and spoke. Who got up and spoke.

I was gone before them. You, so you were gone then. I just said I was there from eight to nine. I left when you got there. I saw you at the top of the stairs. Is that why you left? It's like jacks. So you weren gone that I just said I was there from eight to nine. I left when you got there. I saw you at the top of the stairs. Is that why you left? It's like jack. So you weren't the party basically.

The speech is the best part of the party. That's why everybody goes to parties for the big. Yeah, everyone goes for the big speech. Yeah, that's exactly what the frat house is down in West campus. It's like, oh, order, we can have the big speech. That's what they're all waiting for. So did you see me? Yes.

Oh, did I say hi? No, I saw your back. Like you and Meg were like in a big group talking to people. Oh, thanks for saying that. Like when you walk into the ballroom, you were like on the left side, kind of close to that bar that was there in the back corner. Yep.

You were right there. We also learned right before the podcast that Gavin has not tried to agnog going to come back to that in a second, in a very brief second. But Gus, I had a really funny thing that happened the other day where we were shooting 11 little roosters, Gavin correct me from wrong, I believe it was a Saturday.

And I came walking into stage five, and I was walking to my office, and there's two couches that are on the way to my office. And so there's nobody, stage five is empty, pretty much on that side of the building because animation just recently moved out, and they're moving new people in there, but they have not yet moved in.

So it's pretty empty. So I'm walking along and I see Gavin, and he's sitting on the couch and he's watching YouTube video and he's very intently watching YouTube video on his phone and I can hear the video as it's playing. So I kept walking, Gavin doesn't look up I keep walking and I'm like, okay, Gavin's obviously intent on that,

I'm just gonna go to my office. And then right as I'm about to like look away, Gavin looks up and makes I can't, I can't take with me. And he goes, hey, and I go, hi, how you doing? He goes, you're gonna walk by and not say hello to me? I've never heard him so offended. He was legitimately offended. I said, you're watching a video.

He goes, what's he just gonna walk by? Who does that? But, I would totally walk by. Look, well for you it's different. You're in a whole different category. I feel like if you were on a bean bag, watching a video and I was walking by, hadn't seen you in a few days,

why do you guide me on the bean bag? Because I was on a bean bag. Oh, I'm gonna couch. So, okay, you're on a couch. So, okay, you want a couch? Big, big story changer. You'll watch the video I will buy. I'd be like, ew. Would you expect a response back?

No, just like, so I see you. Yeah, but why would you get so offended? I mean, I really wasn't actually offended. I wasn't like, what? You were! You were! You had a look of Disney. Because why you think I was offended

Because I don't care about anything and when I pretend to care people think that's real All right, does that make sense see I see here's the way I look at it though I know a lot of people who don't don't care about anything and they don't care about anything until they really care about something And then it's everybody I'm sure you've seen me really care about things before. What's the last thing you really cared about? Lloyd. Tony, probably. Yeah. What about this new cat you got?

You care about that? I do. I mean, to find care. Like I love it, but it's nothing bad has happened to the cat. I've not been like, oh my God. Toughest moment the podcast ever, asking Gus to define the word care. That would be a whole podcast.

I'll do it soon. It's like when something is almost important, it's almost as important as you are to yourself. Is that caring? Pretty much nailed it. That's pretty much what caring is Gus. It's like, you recognize him. It's almost as important as me. Gus has phenomenally about his dogs.

That's how he knows about him. He just you. You have two dogs? Two dogs. But he doesn't care about his dogs They're about my dogs how he knows about can you just you give two dogs two dogs Bernie doesn't care about you love more. I know how many I see my dog so they don't exist I know the one dog Oscar Benjamin Benjamin Benjamin dog Oswald Benjamin in Oswald. Oswald. It's one. He loves more gas Benjamin. Oh really? So it's like that no no question. That's like picking a kid. Yeah, yeah, Benjamin. Oh really? Just like that, big. No question.

That's like picking a kid, huh? Yeah, yeah. Except I can say it because the dog's owner just asked me. Pick one of your kids. One of my kids? Yeah, I got it. Well, there's a good and a bad to both, right? You know, I'll tell you what, you're a horrible person, girl.

There's several layers to this, right? Yeah, I actually have to pick. Oh, okay. It's gonna be like, there's no picking. Well, you ask me to pick, I'll pick. What else do you want to, do you want to text back home and have them tune in before you make the announcement? The four and two year olds, no, I hope they don't,

they're not tuning in, but hopefully they're in bed. But, yeah, definitely in the Kenzie. That's on the internet for us. I know, sorry, Mads. What are you doing over there? So we have eggnog. For some reason, the fridge is filled with eggnog. It was Christmas, isn't it?

That's what people do. Okay, look who knows so much about eggnog suddenly, Gus. Because I came walking you in. I couldn't hurt a bit. And I said, Gavin, if I drink an entire container of eggnog, which is 32 fluid ounces, that's one quart in Celsius. I said, if I drink this whole thing, will you drink one as well?

And Gavin said, well, what is it? And I said, eggnog, because yeah, but what is it? And I said, oh, you asked me how big it is? And he said, no, I don't know what eggnog is. That's literally how the conversation started. It's a matter of question. If you don't squeeze out of an egg-nog fruit, I wanna know what's in it.

Have a sip of it. Is it the nog of eggs? It is. It always is. It's nog egg. It looks like old mayonnaise. That's, he's afraid it's gonna taste like mayonnaise. Is it taste like mayonnaise?

It doesn't taste like anything like this. Years ago, back in light. It's really good. Can I smell it? Or 95? There's another bottle. No, I don't. I know, I actually, in this online mud, you know, like old text-based stuff. You go back in light. It's really good. Can I smell it? Or 95? There's another bottle. You want a bottle each one?

No, I don't. I don't know. I play it in this online mud, you know, like old text-based stuff. And one of the emotes your characters could do was nog, like nod in agreement for some reason. So for any of my mate, a character called egg and just spammed egg-nog egg-nog egg-nog egg-nog. And like within a minute, he was banned. Just take a sip.

See how you like it? Just change. Just drink it. Milk eggs. I don't want to drink milk and eggs. What's that? Milk and eggs is like a pancake. It's like, it I like it. It just tastes just drinking milk eggs. I don't want to drink milk and eggs. What's that? Milk and eggs is like a pancake. It's like a, right.

Drink it and cook it. You know? Cook this up, I'll drink it. Describe eggnog in its flavor. Describe it. It tastes like ass. No, you like eggnog? You're a loonish eggnog.

It is like a word. It's in the world. I wasn't gonna say anything, because I wanted you to drink it. Is it raw egg? No, The worst things in the world I wasn't gonna say anything so I wanted you to drink it roll eggs spit it like a Milk cream High fructose corn syrup Sugar egg yolks It's kind of like a it's kind of like an almondy milk like a really thick

I don't I don't want an egg what he's talking. I don't want an egg wet or drink that that's both have a sale There's you have to try Just give it a try. I want you to try because then I'll drink the rest of it I know for a fact you put worse things in your mouth. Yeah, I know just this is always I'm supposed to have alcohol in it. How is it possible that a person has gotten to be your age and hasn't tried egg not you know After you've thrown up and about two hours late, you do a bump That's really specific, but yes. It's like, this is the two hour post vom burp,

is what I'm smelling like. It's egg milk, it's delicious. I have some. You know what, you should never do. When you want to tell if something is spoiled and dairy product, people smell the bottle. Everything always smells spoiled. Like if you take milk, milk smells different when it's spoiled.

But it always smells a bad smell around the... Because it's all the side milk that's gone bad. He likes it, I can tell he likes it. I mean that doesn't taste like milk or eggs. Yeah, it's not good though. It's very good. I'll drink that. I'm drinking less of that thing.

Let me see, let me forget this out real quick. If I can drink this whole thing. So, you drink the whole thing? Is that what you said? 80 grams of fat and this. 80 grams of fat. It's delicious. But you weigh way more than say grams of fat miss 80 grams of fat delicious But you weigh way more than 80 grams

1,300 calories says eight servings in the container by the way, this is not eight servings 80 grams of isn't there like 40 grams of fat in a big Mac. Yeah, this is that's like two big max So you could drink a couple of big Macs here. I could just do it. You said 1600 calories. Yeah, it's almost like a whole day is worth a calories It is, yeah. What would you, you put it in the little calorie tracker. It's the eight servings of N.O. But it'll get a day's worth of excitement out of it. Well, you should do it two hours, that's pretty cool.

You should get it down and then just poke it into the bin afterwards. Let me tell you something, you know what I mean? You take, that's delicious. It's awful. It's delicious. It's awful. But it's in the supposed to be liquor,

what liquor do people put in there? Bourbon. Bourbon? Yeah, 100% of the time. That's booze in it. Well, that's not that you can't. You can't do that. It's in the supposed to be liquor in it. What liquor do people put in it? Bourbon. Bourbon? Yeah. 100% of the time. That's booze in it. You can't. Let's do that.

Why drink the shit? Because I want to see what the boozy knob is like. Do you have bourbon behind me? Yeah, surely. That was bourbon back there. I see C. Yeah. I think I have some over here too.

You got a cup? No. I have a copper cup, which he loves. My wife puts it on a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, wife puts it on a, a bagnaug right on vanilla ice cream. That sounds awesome. Yeah. Is it seasonal? Is it, you can go anywhere. Yeah, it's like, it's one of those things

you only get in December. Yeah. When I was in college, I was in the only fraternity on the UT campus that had a house mother. All the sororities did that a house mother that lived in the house. We were the only fraternity that still had one.

What's that? Go ahead. House mother. What's a house mother? She's just, it's exactly what it sounds like. Well, maybe not exactly. She tells still had one. What's that? Go ahead. Housemother? What's the housemother? It's exactly what it sounds like. Well, maybe not exactly. She tells you to kill. What?

She lives in the house. She's like the first one of these. And she watches out for all the boys. And but it was great because we could always like make a different sorority. She was like 80. So, but she would make, she would make eggnog for our last meeting of the year at Christmas.

And basically, it was one of those old school punchholes. Nobody has punch holes anymore, right? Because people don't wanna get roofy. That's totally an old punchhole. No, they don't punch hole. No, there's an after- No, you don't need punch holes anymore. There's an after that.

I punch. What is that? Fuckin' with you. Of course it's not an after- That was terrible. I don't know what you're doing to me. You're confusing me, Gus. And she would...

She, mom would make this... Hunchball filled with eggnog. And they had eggnog ice cream in it, floating. And then from what I can tell, it was like a 55 gallon drum of bourbon poured into it. So she would actually make the eggnog. No. I can't make it, no.

She wouldn't do it that way. It's not our churned butter. It was like that's really impressive. Here, yeah, get yourself some sweet eggs. I don't get your nog on. Get your nog on. And that's also makers and the other thing over there. How much was the nog to booze ratio? Just see what does it mean?

1 to 10. As much as that's to taste, however you want to do it. Yeah. Just like, poor. It's traditional. I'm wondering how, what would it be? It's like, it's like, yeah. It's about 25 miles.

Oh, it's so thin. Oh, it's, oh. Looks like pancake batter. No, no, no, still the rest of that with whiskey. It looks like mayo. Oh. Mayo left on the mayo thing. You should stop now, you should stop.

That's too much. No, you're good. No, you're good. No, it looks like this quick or something. Looks like that pancake mix you get at hotels when you make waffles, you know? You actually do that? I, it takes too long. Did that this morning?

You kidding me? You kidding me? Hot waffles when you travel? It's the greatest thing ever. I was just going to make them stay in hotels just because I didn't do that at all. We stayed at it when not that long ago. We had the waffle machine. We met in the lobby, in the waffle line. The waffles stayed too long and the omelet so are always shit.

Well, you know what everybody knows you don't eat like eggs out of a like a line What do you mean? You say omelet. Do you mean like the tray with scrambled eggs in them? I'm talking about like when there's an omelet dude Station of the way and it's like you made a bad omelet. That's why you're in this hotel. This You pray with the job the highest Voted comment or answer to how much boost you put in eggnog is One to two ounce per liter 1 to 2 ounce per liter

1 to 2 ounce per liter no way you're fucking around that's loony shit what's this one Leah? what is this? that's not even a leader I don't think it's a Hort it's a quarter of a gallon come on

946 million so almost a Leah okay here's another one that says three quarter cup bourbon for every two quarts. So you'd have to put three ace of a cup for that. So you put like a shot in there. You'll be fine. Yeah. Yeah, you'll be good. Do it. You want to try? It's not good. No, it's not good. Here. I'm gonna I'll go first. I'll give you some man. The Wilcox on Twitter is saying that eggnog and Rum is delicious. She's worth amazing. Try that too. Rumnog.

People have said about the Agnog thing. Well, it's very divisive. Agnog's fucking gross. I'm just gonna drink this. Good call. Wait, wait, wait, put a little bit of Nog in there. No, fuck no. When we're ruined, some makers are marking that. It's bullshit. Go ahead and drink it.

Go ahead and drink it. Why? Does this underarm with it? It's fine. It's fine. Just drink it. Here, give me one. I ahead and drink it. Go ahead and drink it. Why? Is this under wrong with it? It's fine. It's fine. Just drink it. Here, give me one. I'll drink with you. You want noggin it too?

Just drink it. Oh no, no. I'm not drinking this. Oh my god. I ruined it for myself. I'm curious. Are you, cause you went through this pouting protest where you weren't drinking it or in the middle of that?

I know, but you were about to break it right there. I wasn't thinking, why are you not drinking it? What? What you already broke it. I did break it. You drank at the podcast last Monday. Did you? Yeah. That was off-site though.

Yeah, was that store? Yeah, he's not drinking Greg because he just, he read an employee handbook that he's not supposed to drink at work. You're not supposed to talk about it at work. What? Not about drinking? About the handbook. You're breaking the rules.

That's everything guys. Go, let's go for it. What's the handbook? Yeah, the handbook. You're breaking the rules. That's everybody guys. So let's go for it. You're gonna be right now. What's the handbook? Yeah, correct answer. Bullshit. Fucking to drink. Did you see the egg now?

Have you seen the rock paper scissors video? Have I showed it to you yet? Oh, God, that was a inspiration today. There was a tournament today. Yeah, there was going to be and it got canceled. What? Yeah, so it got canceled today. We're doing the next time we come down.

Why do you get canceled? Just everyone had a bunch of stuff going on and broadcasts had this going on and then they had something going on. See, where we wanted to do it. You made it too much of an event. You should have just done it. Gather the crowd.

People would have just come into what's it, do you want to own it on this? Well, we were up here last night at like nine o'clock and I was using the internet to upload something and I've never had it phrased like that. I was using that there internet to upload something to the internet. And I just thought it'd be fun to do it. Rock Paper Scissors tournament. So we put up some signs, and I was hoping they just won't be taken down.

And by the time I got in, I had a message on Slack saying, hey, we're shooting something at that time. Can you not do that? And so- So, it's a broadcast ruined, you know, tournament. Yeah, wait a go guys. What is it? Painstures. What was being shot?

They were busy getting their story straight about Gus being at the party. That's what it's happening. No, it's quite all right. But we are gonna do that. And yes, that was the inspiration. Amazing, yes. It's like, I've never been as happy as that woman who

want like like I don't know some but the way she like screams at her hand and then like the realization hits her in her eyes are just like welling up with tears of joy like it is unbelievable. You see in a good amazing video. I've tried to show it to everybody here. I've seen it like three times because I keep walking by you should people. God can't get mad at me. I'm going to this this MTV PSA, but. Oh no, dude, that, let's not talk about that, man. That's, have you watched it yet? I watched it earlier. I read to you to fill the Franco talking about it.

Yeah, what's going on? Oh, it's that thing about the MTV News posted a video which was New Year's resolutions for white guys. This is what they should make their resolutions and it's all just like, it's just talking down to white guys. It started off with hello fellow white guys. And then like that. That's how it started.

It was like, yeah. I think we're just in a cycle now, just like, just it's just like ping pong back and forth now. We're in the spirals, what we are. And everybody at like, when it comes by them, they just kick it a little harder. And it's spiraling in spiral. I feel like for the longest time, everyone's trying to be like,

you know, I don't see race, you know, that's not how I see people anymore. Blah, blah, blah, because as like the older generations, we're getting more with it. And now is it, is it people back to cooling out race and be like, we're aware of different races. Let's make fun of it. I think the whole, like, what people, what's the mind? I think the whole I don't see race thing was always stupid to begin with. Because I know I was like, you're just glossing over what makes people different,

or make people unique. You're failing to acknowledge it. So I think that may have started from a good place, but I think in the end, it didn't serve the purpose. That it is. I'm getting a little, I think because that led straight into, I don't see racism.

And that's like the most obnoxious thing you can say. What do you say? I'm getting a little freaked out by all the stuff that's taking place on the global political scale, which is almost like a mirror image for last century. There was a diplomat, official from the government who was assassinated in Turkey today. The ambassador to Russia.

Yeah, it's a Russian ambassador, got assassinated in Turkey. On TV, or what does it have to do his life, but there's footage of it. It's, it's great. It's getting crazy. Guy was in a suit. It's getting cr- what? Yeah, do you see the, the- I've seen, I saw the footage, yeah, but it's a weird thing to call out that he was wearing a suit. Well, no, the, the guy who shot him was wearing a suit, that's what he was saying. Yeah, okay. Yeah, it's still a weird thing to do. Yeah, Well, I mean, I was like, I'm totally up for it. Why is that weird thing to lie to me?

What, what, what, what, what, okay, tell me the relevance. He wasn't some hobo. He was just, he was like a good dressed guy in a suit. Like, I'm gonna go and kill someone. Well, apparently he said he was a cop, which got him access to it. Oh yeah, I think he was doing it to get access.

He was standing behind the guy during a press conference. I think he was posing as something. I like that. It was just odd, it was odd to see a guy and to see if he was still waving it in there like that. It was odd. It was odd to see a guy. He was too waving and going. What does Gavin walk me through the wardrobe

of your average assassin? What does your average assassin wear to a assassin? Probably a t-shirt. What? What's on the t-shirt? I killed the Ab Russian ambassador and all I got was his lousy t-shirt. That's right.

That's why t-shirt makes a sh**. Okay, what one most assassins wearing? What one most shoot is wearing? Say blue hoodies, the kind of funny logo. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald was wearing a sweater. I believe. I would say it. John Wilkes Booth was wearing a suit.

He was. Good call. See, it's worth talking about. I'm just saying. Kevin, I'm, what? John Wigg. John Wigg was wearing suit. John Wigg was talking about.

We're talking about reality over here. I don't know why peanut galleries chipping in. John Wigg's not in the assassin, by the way. He's, he's a wrong man. That's different. It's like, what the you talking about? We're talking about reality over here. I don't know why peanut galleries chippin' in. John, John, what's not in the sassin' by the way? He's a wronged man. That's different. What the hell is that? You can't even kill this dog.

Well, you don't know what he was wearing when he was the assessor. Actually, 47 was a suit. You're right. Yeah, forget it. So I just don't understand, like, you call it out that he's wearing the suit. That was just a weird thing to call out. The first thing I saw in the headline, and the pictures they posted, the first thing I noticed, man, the killer was wearing a suit.

Yeah. I thought, is that the killer? Hold on the gun, I didn't know. Yeah, me too, I thought, oh, that is the killer. It's weird that he's wearing a suit. I don't know why it was like that. No hockey mask and raining, it's just. We didn't have his knife fingers on. I don't know how it was in.

What's weird about seeing that as a stand-by? I'm with you again. You're talking about this. I have a subscription too. I really say, hey, did you see the guy that killed the Russian ambassador? He's left handed. It's like, yeah. Okay, so what? I have a subscription. I really say, hey, did you see the guy that killed the Russian ambassador? He's left-handed. It's like, yeah, okay, so what? I have a subscription to the New York Times.

And the New York Times app on my phone might be the most depressing app I have. Because every time I get a push notification from it, it's bad news. Yeah, the BBC News app does that. Yeah, it's like, oh, my phone buzzed. Oh, the Russian ambassador, Turkey just got shot. Oh, the world is ours. The world is ours. Yeah, the truck just ran over a bunch of people at a Christmas market in Berlin.

Oh, my phone bust, you know, it's like, I don't wanna see it anymore. I know. It's always bad, you squik it. New York Times, can we have some good news? Can I get a good news? It seems to be the European equivalent of a mass shooting. I guess guns is so hard to come by

that you just drive an 18 wheeler through people. It's in Sany. Yeah. Well, you know, the world used to be really, really insane for a while Like really we had a couple world wars and then even in through the 60s people just got assassinated all the time Martin Luther King got assassinated John Kennedy got assassinated Robert Kennedy got assassinated George Wallace was shot It was just like it just like just kept happening drilled forward with shot at I remember when I was a very young kid the Ronald Reagan

was shot as president. He was shot. And it came on the news that he was shot. And I said, uh, mom, they shot the president and she got all freaked out. And I was like, I thought that's what happened. Don't presidents get shot? I literally thought that as a kid that that's what happens. And we've gotten obviously away from that. There hasn't been an assassination attempt on a president or anything like that. And I just or yeah, I have to think any major political power. I think this one was the last assassination you remember. There was the guy who attacked George W. A shoes.

That's like, that's nothing. You know, that's like a protest. Yeah, but I can't remember the last time some of this. I'm sure there's been some diplomat or something like that Of course, there's been terrorist attacks that have killed government officials But it's just it's it's weird to me now. I feel like we're creeping back into that like this I think it's weird today. This this might be a thing. I think it might start to happen more and more I see people making that comment, but I disagree

I think this is a an isolated incident I think people are wanting to draw that line out and and think that things are getting scarier But I I don't see one act as being a trend Well, maybe you should look at the 2017 resolutions for white guys Take that list to heart. I think it's fear mongering. Yeah, I think the world is fine I'm kind of with you there. Yeah, yeah, you think the world is fine. Well, no, the world is not Assessment it's not fine, but I don't think that... I don't think, like, I saw people talking, you know, on Reddit and social media about how,

oh, this is how World War One started. This is a totally different set of circumstances. It's just, instead of circumstances. Yeah, but it's kind of nitpicking. And it's interesting you can draw the parallels between the two, you know what I mean? There was an assassination. Like, what's that? There was an assassination in basically the Ottoman Empire, the same exact place, you know.

It's interesting and it's also 2016. You know, it's 100 years since when they were fighting World War I at this point in time. 100 years ago. Wouldn't it be great if you got push notifications every time like somebody saved a dog? That's what I was thinking. Like, or gave somebody else.

Like, or like, the cutest litter of puppies ever was born today. Like, oh, fuck yeah, it was a lie for that. So it just be like the most the happiest interruption ever. Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be called puppies and sparkles. There's the app right there. That's exactly what it is. Yeah, I want my good news app as well.

Like, I gotta be informed, I gotta know the bad news, but I want a little more balance. I gotta, I want to see some good news, good news. Good news isn't really news Yeah, I guess it's all like that flush shit. Yeah, it's like oh, we there's water on Mars again Yeah, he was a france ferdinand was shot in 1914 So did who was he? What was he was like art to do right of what arch duke france ferdinand of what what was he the arch, Archiduke, right? Of what? Archiduke Franz Ferdinand. Of what? What was he the Archiduke of? Hungry?

I don't know. Austria? Austria. Did the guy? Austro-Hunger-Hungerian throne. So, apparently those two things were together. Did the world just assassin today? Did he, the world just assassin who was wearing a suit?

Did he get shot today? Did he get killed? Or is he in custody? I think he's dead. He's dead? He's dead. He died. He did dead. He died me dead So his last last picture was probably him holding the good huh? Oh

Is it okay? Well, okay, I would imagine yeah, he was pointing the gun at a lot of people in the rest It's scary man. It's just really scary So someone says that in 94 someone tried to shoot Prince Charles fire twice missed Damn, I didn't know that. Wow. In 90s, was it 90, 94, 99? They did kill Prince Dan, right? Is that the idea?

When there's some sort of... Oh, no, no. That's like conspiracy. Yeah. Don't, don't, don't. Last night I was thinking about it. I made a tweet about it. I don't know why.

I was thinking about the moon. People being very adamant to point out to us, the guy that shot the ambassador was an actual police officer. Yes. So real quick, I'm sorry, Gus, Dan Rufflin, but you gave me shit for saying, I uploaded something to our internet and I use the internet to upload something. And you're not going to give Gus saying, I made a tweet about like, don't you just say I tweet about this or I tweeted about this? No, beware if you said I was using the internet to tweet. Yeah, that's what you said. That's the, it's like the internet to plie.

I handcrafted a tweet last night. Because I was thinking about the moon and I'd look. And why were you thinking about the moon? I don't know why. I think I was thinking about astronauts and maybe think about the moon. There's only seven. This bug means yeah. Why are you think about the moon? I don't know why I think I was thinking about astronauts and maybe think about the moon There's only seven Why are you gonna do astronauts? I was drunk And I look and there's only seven astronauts still alive seven men who have stepped on the moon and they're all

Fucking old. Yeah, maybe really depressed to think They will probably all be dead before we send someone to land on the moon or on another planet. Yeah, the moon's real. And so I made a tweet. I was joking. I was talking about it and people kept replying, oh, well, now the goal is Mars, now the goal is Mars. No reason to go to the moon.

It's like, we forgot for a long time how to build the rockets to do this. I think the logical thing is send, go to the moon for practice and then continue on or like set a staging area there. I mean, that's a guy. Why? Why go to a center of mass to have to escape it again? Just to get practice getting off the planet again. Oh, just for landing trial runs.

Like, we talked about this years ago on the podcast about how all of the engineers who built like the Saturn 5 rocket, like modern day NASA at the time, like five or 10 years ago, did not know how the Saturn V was made. They couldn't figure out how to make a rocket like that anymore. So they had to find all these old, like 80 and 90 year old dudes and ask them how they made rockets. They didn't have, like it was just gone. It was just like a shared knowledge that they had at the time. That's their fault.

They should have commented it. So they like rather than go through and redo all the research, they had to find these guys. They got to lay in on the time. Well, that's their fault. They should've done it. So they'd rather than go through and redo all the research, they had to find these guys. They got to lay it on the ground. They had the ground square at a league city down in NASA. I'm Michigan-controlled. Probably doesn't work very well anymore. They take it out, take a model,

they just build the same thing, connect everything in the same way, it'll be good. I feel like there's a lot of that knowledge that is just gone. We take it for granted. Oh yeah, we could do that again. I don't know if we could. I don't know if NASA or if any space agency

had to go to the moon tomorrow, well, I guess China just sent an unmanned pro, but if we had to send a man to the moon tomorrow or a woman, I don't know that we could do it. Did you see the YouTube video of, there's a video going around talking about the most isolated places on earth. And the most, like the farthest you could possibly get away

from somebody in humanity, there's a spot in the ocean. That is, I don't know, it's, I heard about it. Several miles down, but there's fewer people who have been to that spot than there have been, there's only like three people who have been to that spot. The deepest part of the ocean compared to like 14 people who have been on the moon or something on those lines. It was pretty fascinating to think that there's been,

there's a spot on this earth that has been touch less than the moon. That's a cool fact. Yeah, it's almost like, it's almost more difficult to go that way in that direction. To go down, to go that way. Or even like the Earth's core, right? Like we joked about that in the planetary

animated adventure. Like we don't know what's under our own feet. Well, yeah, the conditions there are much more harsh. Right. And even under the ocean, to provide oxygen to yourself on the moon and deal with the goofy gravity is a lot easier than literally don't get crushed to death. It was? Can we talk about anything else?

Well, I have something for you. You don't talk about the ocean? I really don't. I really don't. I really don't, because there'll be some, there'll be like 20 people in our audience who are oceanographers, and they'll be the worst day of their life.

And they will tell me to talk about it, and they will be a very upset that you talked about the ocean. And what do you want to talk about? What's your differential? It's like, you don't understand Delta P. I don't know. Do you guys see Rogue One? Nope.

Nope. This is short conversation. I think Rogue was going to say something. Well, no. So I, I mean, Christmas is on the way. And I, I, I wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we'll talk about Christmas. Yeah, can we, is that okay? Agnog? There's no, I don't think there's any Christmas scientists in our room. I would love to talk about Christmas. That would make my day to talk about Christmas. Let's do it. Well, so, uh, I actually gave cards earlier to, to Gavin and Gus. Uh, I gave you guys Christmas cards from Game Attack. We handcrafted them, Gus. It was outstanding. Yes, artisanal indeed. And Bernie, you're the

only one who has not got a card yet. So I wanted to give you that Christmas card. Oh, I'm excited about this. Is this approved? I thought we're going to do this on none. I thought we could do this later on the... Oh, no, no, no, we're going to do this right now. This is Sparkles from Game Attack. Sparkles from Game Attack. What we'd like you to read it on the air, this is very important, and we just wanna wish you a Merry Christmas. I find this suspect.

No, just Merry Christmas from Game Attack. All right, this is the lovely Game Attack logo. With a, it looks like a Christmas tree. No, talk. See, and I, cute and clever. Dear Bernie, my wife thought laser team was above average indie film. She's in different towards a sequel, Merry Christmas, theme attack.

Kindly, kindly worded. So, thank you for that. Very politely offensive. Yeah, I mean, you know. Just killing him with kindness. She really liked it. Just not a lot. I got it.

So good. She likes the little better ones to heat shut off. Oh no. Oh no. It's like a little more than. Then you really have to pick a favorite child. Oh no. Laser from the DVD player provides a lot of warmth. No.

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right before the podcast. Have you seen this, the holographic personal assistant? No, in the jar. Yeah. I've seen the TEDLINE magazine the video. It might be one of the saddest videos. God, it's the best. Ever seen?

It's only like 90 seconds long, but it's like, a guy going through his everyday life, and there's like this little hologram next to his bed that like wakes him up, is like super cheery. He's at work, it's sending him texts like, come home early, I miss you. Then he's going home. And he's like texting it like, I'll be home soon.

I'll be there in 10 minutes. And so that's the lights on. He like turns the lights on, turns the air conditioner on. Then he comes home and they're like, he's like watching a movie and then like and then she's watching the movie also, looks like she's eating popcorn. Then he's going to bed and as he's going to bed,

he says, I thought today when I was coming home, how it's nice to have someone at home for me. Wow. I was like, that, Merry Christmas. Where's your name? Where did you come from? Japan. Japan.

There's no one there. It is a chat box that can turn your life on. It's preventing you from finding someone. But it was like that level of loneliness to where you're willing to like buy into the idea that this hologram misses you and is excited to see you. It's a, yeah, but you could say the same thing about like Pokemon Go.

Yeah, Pokemon Go doesn't say come home early. I miss you. That is sad. You text it, look. Yeah, push notifications home early, I missed you. That's true. But I was saying, you text at work. Yeah, I do push notifications. Hey, go out and find our new Pokemon. So, do people not like that new Mario Super? Was that called Mario?

Oh, I don't like Mario, right? You don't like it? Oh, let me be honest. I played it for all of 30 seconds, but it's like, and I recognized they made a Nintendo game on a mobile device. I just don't use my mobile device for games very often. Like, I didn't even play Fallout Shelter on my mobile device.

I played it on a PC. I just have not a mobile gamer. I'm normally not either. I'm playing it anyway. I think it's fun. I pick it up, play for a few minutes to put it down. I feel wrong playing a game on my phone if I'm not a plane. It's like, I'm blowing all this time on what I'm on the ground.

So I'm going to be bored late or in a plane. I'm going to have nothing or if you're in the restroom. I'm on the ground. So I'm gonna be bored later in a plane. I'm gonna have nothing. Or if you're in the restroom. I'm gonna listen to you real. Well, you gotta have an internet connection for it. So you're kind of boned on the plane. Oh, really? Yeah.

You can't play that fly. What? Yeah, I hate that. Yeah. The world is increasingly becoming that way. Yeah, I can't find a game on here that I, let me see, it's gonna be something. Oh, one more line.

I probably played more, that remember that guy challenged me when I was on laser team from SMG's gonna be something. Oh, one more line. I probably probably, remember that guy challenged me when I was on laser team from SMG studios down in Australia. Oh yeah, one more line. He said if you can beat, he just said that on Twitter, if you can beat 125 on one more line, we will fly to Australia for a high five.

And I was like, well, I'm gonna do this. So I just played on this at a laser team for like three days straight. I still have the music stuck in my head. Yeah. Did you ever beat it? I did. I still have the music stuck in my head. Yeah. Did you ever beat it? I did.

Crushed it. You didn't go though. No, I didn't want to make the guy have to pay for me to fly down. It's like two grand. I'll take it. Where is he? Uh, is it? Or if Melver?

If he's a Sydney. I believe he's in Sydney. We should have him out for RTX Sydney. They had like one more jump than everything else. They shook him out. He gave me a, um, for they put it on his theme as well. And then he made just, because you know, it says a tap game. So he made these giant buttons that you plug in via USB.

So it just sits on them and just play it like this. It's like the dive kit controller. Yeah. Yeah. You should find out. Do you still contact them? Tell them to come out to our chest. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Very force and fifth tickets available now. I will, you will see a tweet in action. I'm going to use the internet to publish a tweet.

And I'm going to tweet to SMG Studios and say, you have to come to Archie Exit. And he can play with an intent to switch with us and meet Hideo Kojima. Yeah, what's up with that? How did the switch get to RTX? That's pretty awesome. It was something that the team down there was working on with them. Honestly, I'm sorry, I didn't think it was going to have it.

It was like, oh, that would be really cool. I didn't allow myself to get too excited about it. It's going to happen. And then it happened. I don't know. It's just, it's good timing, you know. Yeah. Is get too excited about it. I don't think it's gonna happen. And then it happened. I don't know, it's just, it's good timing, you know. You said hashtag RTX Sydney? So, should you? I'm gonna use the other hashtag

on a bunch of panels. Can I please wait in line for that? No. Or are you worried? Or are you worried that they're putting together a better event in Sydney? They've got some big ones. They have the Deo Gijima coming.

Yeah, that's a, that's pretty big. Yeah. That's another one of those things that was worked goodgima coming. Yeah, that's a pretty big. Yeah. That's another one of those things that was worked on for a while. I was like, oh, that's never going to happen. It don't ever happen. I know that was so long in the process. I can't even tell you how long that took to come together. But yeah, it's crazy.

I've always been such a big Kojima fan. You know what the thing to seal the deal was? I think so. Agnoc. That was it. They're fine-agn fan. You know what the thing to seal the deal was? I think so. Agnoc. That was it. They're fine, Agnoc. You know how Australia. We promised to get him a hologram and a jaw. But I'm really jealous that Greg Miller gets to do the interview with him.

Why is Greg Miller doing it? I don't know. I think they've met before. You know the thing about better people at the company, they've talked to Hideo Kijima. I think Greg Miller is probably the best person to find. Why is Greg Miller's okay? I think he's okay. I think he's okay. Just fire Greg Mell.

It's a good point. From that, and then you do it. No. Now I get to watch. Now there's no pressure on me. I would like to do it. It's a fair thing. You're too scared.

You'll get you ruined it. I'll fuck it up. So I like piss my pants or something. Like, it'll be like the ultimate, like, whatever stress to you. I'll like piss my pants, then I'll get really scared, and then I'll shit myself. Like, it'll be like a one-two punch of like,

the most awkward moment of my life. Absolutely, it's so quick. I'm right. We think that Leo Kajima knows that Greg Miller doesn't work at IGN anymore. Maybe he doesn't know that. Is he aware of the downward slope and industry credibility of Greg Miller?

Is he? Maybe he admires a man who leaves a big company to strike out on his own and form his own. You're saying they have similar parallel stories, right? Yeah. Okay, fair. Fair. Do you have no idea what's going on in those death stranding

trailers, by the way, every watch them? You know what? Any of the death stranding trailers? Well, I did like the fact that somebody put them both together, the two trailers, and they sync up. Yeah, so they do. You know this? No.

The baby, I had to disappear from the Norman Reedus one, and then appears in the the New York at the same time. Stand up. Wow. Wait, so the new one. That's a hard name to say. There's Spanish too.

Guillermo del Toro. Okay. That's how I would say Guillermo. Is that what you say? Guillermo del Toro. Guillermo is how I'd say Guillermo. I have a cousin in Guillermo. So I grew up.

I can't say the way you just said it. I'd like to be able to say it the way you just said it. It sounds good. It sounds. I'm going to make a resolution as a white guy in 2017. I'm going to be able to say it the way you just said it. I can't say it. It sounds good. I'm going to make a resolution as a white guy in 2017. I'm going to learn how to say, Guillermo. Pretty good. You're getting there?

Thanks, man. Yeah, it's a good first step. The thing about, fuck it, back to racism. I nailed that resolution. 2017, you know, racism. The thing about what's it called, death trending? Yeah. Death trending, the thing about it is like,

the trailers look like a great movie, but I have no idea how the game, what the game is. The trailers don't look like they're even in the same universe. No. So it's so wild, but I think, you know, I follow him on Twitter, could you go on Twitter and he has been tweeting a lot

about movies lately, so I think he's trying to take a cinematic approach to introducing people to it and to showing it. I think he always has, like, taking a cinematic approach to his games and would set some apart. But I remember when Metal Gear Solid came out, was that the PS3 one? PS3, that would have been four. What was the one that had I think nine hours of total cutscene?

Four, that was probably four. Yeah. Wasn't there one, one cutscene that was an hour long? Yeah. I never played that game. I never played that game. Into that game is so long. Yeah.

Yeah. So there are movies. He that game is so, yeah. Yeah. To their movies. He makes movies with interactive components too. Which I think also, I would say that Naughty Dog does that as well with uncharted and last of us. And last of us too, that trailer. Did you see that last of us, two trailer? Looks good. That's the best reveal for a game I've ever seen.

It's awesome. You've ever seen. Ever. What was so good about it? Ever. I thought it was just so well constructed. Like, remind, like, showing a little bit of growth in the characters.

And at first, even the way it starts, like, you don't know what it is, then it's, like, it's zooming, like, panning out. Like, then you just see the fireflies logo. It's like, only if you really know the game, do you recognize that. And then just like, the way that, like, Ellie's playing the guitar is even a callback to the first game

Where Joel says you know when we get done with this I'm gonna teach you to play the guitar Oh, like it like just those little subtle connections back to the original game. Do you think? Do you think I'll be some good multiplayer? Oh? I hope so you want to get back in there. I can love Get back in the middle of the player do some more last of Gus last of Gus to yep We'll find Hyman Buster. I'm a bust It's a worst game I've ever seen. It was also like a one or something. Yeah. Hyman Buster was already taken. God. So apparently in the last week or so, Dr. Hyman

Blake died. That was right. Yesterday I think. What day before? All right. Still within the last week, but go ahead. What was quite interesting to me is that in the article about his death, they mentioned that towards the end of his life, he actually got to use the Heimingmanuva to save someone's life.

Not sure. In the nursing home that he was at. And I was like, that's awesome. He actually got to use it. And then I was like, how's he never used it before? He was 86 before. Have you ever seen a choking prison? Have you ever had to use it? Yeah I was like, how's he never used it before? He was 86 before. Have you ever seen a choking prison?

Have you ever had to use it? Yeah, I feel like if you were involved in the development of doing that, you'd probably try it out on people. But how would you do that though? You think they choke people and then laugh at me? Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. You can't stake down there throughout.

But surely someone who did it would have come up with it. It was probably just a theory, you know? But that's surprising to me. It's like, I could do this to someone. I then you wore a suit. Look, great doing it. It was just cool that he got to use for that. I read that.

I also, one of his obiturus, I read that. The Heimler maneuver is credited with saving over 100,000 people's lives. That's men's. That is crazy. I read somewhere like Jonas Sulk, if you look at all the people he saved through vaccinations, and then what that has got.

Maybe Louis Pasteur had like the, they tried to calculate what discovery has saved the most amount of lives, and then as a factor of time, how many people those people would have had as kids, and it gets to be astronomical. I think Louis Pasteur might have been the guy who took that particular challenge. And it was tens of millions of people. If not hundreds of millions. What about the guy that invented breathing? Well, that he would be a contender.

We don't know his name though. There you go. It'd be interesting to track to see if you would be alive, if he had not lived with us. Oh, that's a really interesting thing. Yeah. Like, if you would have just took up something. You get your lineage, you say,

If one discovery hadn't happened, would I be alive? Yeah. What discovery was critical to my existence? That's really interesting. Sounds like a doc. Just saying. I'm looking at a website here. I have no idea if this is a legitimate website.

Well, then talk about it. We have to preface everything now on our comedy. They are for accuracy. They are trying to rank how many lives. Can we discuss the ranking system? Has been independently verified. And they credit the people who invented synthetic fertilizer as having saved the most. Okay. Yes. Do starvation. Right. 2.7 billion. To who are those people? Fritz, Haber and Carl Bosch.

I'm going to guess German. When did they? When did they develop synthetic fertilizer? I'm gonna take a look. That's crazy. We didn't know the name. He, 1909. That really, it's added that many people. And we'll only continue to add more.

So that's what I'm talking about. The fact that you've never heard those names either is like fascinating. It's crazy. Yeah. What's number two? Statistically, on this couch. They were one and two, they're credited both.

And then the next one is Carl Lansdiner Blood groups I don't know how that works, but I'll look at it. He determined blood types. It's a blood groups Right, I'm just you know I'm I'm too. I joined a blood group on Xbox life I get notifications all the fuck oh I get before he discovered, people didn't know why transfusions sometimes do work. Right. That would make sense. But transfusions aren't that fucking common.

Right. Well, he's got over a billion, a billion, 94 million. Really? Yeah. That seems excessive. When did he discover blood groups? Blood groups were discovered in 1902. So, no. Right. Well, the thing is though, if you count the lineage aspect of it and you go

into the wars and you talk about all the transfusions that may have happened during... It's a billion people, it's a lot. I know. I mean between the like the four of them, there's like four earths that they've saved somehow. I'm like, we have more. Well, I think they say that, there's overlap. There's overlap. Those two, they saved the same 2.7 billion people.

You're not only determined to die by one means. It's like how to lose so much blood. It was in a synthetic fertilizer accident. So he lost a bunch of blood. Then we gave him some stuff in the wrong blood group and then he drank unpasturized blood. You know that. But I would say that 2.7 billion,

population of earth, last time I checked it was 6 billion, we said that. We're about seven. Good Lord. So statistically, one of us in here would be, maybe two of us would be saved because of synthetic fertilizer.

Yes. Probably include demographics and geographical location, probably not, but it is interesting to think about that. That just under 50%, you know, about 40% of the people are alive because of that. It's crazy. I mean, yeah, that's like the big thing, right? Like as there's more and more people on Earth,

like how do we fucking feed everyone? So it was like, is Jonas Salker Louis Pasteur on that list? I closed it, I did see them on there. Oh, they were, but how do we feed everyone? They're up for the down. Right, like there's only like so much farmable land in the world.

Yeah, but we're not close to. We already can't feed everyone in the world as it is. I don't know if that's true. Maybe we shouldn't be making skatepots. I don't know that what you're saying is true, yes. No, why are there so many starving people in the world? Because of the misallocation of food, not because of the lack of capacity.

It's like, we can make food here, but we can't get it on the other side of the world in time. Or we just don't right Yeah, you know Americans throw away, you know enough food to feed a couple different countries For waste less food you can great new food with all food there right we already grow enough food This is hopping in post so verified We already grow enough food for 10 billion people on earth We couldn't grow 10 billion what happens we earth. We're currently growing. So I tell him billion what happens.

We have to expand. Just saying that's a capacity we're doing. I sure know. I sure that number will go up as well. Oh, Jesus. So who is this? On Twitter using the hashtag RT podcast, a Toma P. sent us a tweet saying,

Haber was also responsible for the creation of Zyclon B. No shit. What's that? It kills people. It's the gas that? They're Keele's people. It's the gas that they use it in, concentration caps. And was he using the internet when he sent that tweet? He sent the E of the internet.

He uploaded it to the internet. We had Twitter. I'm gonna verify that before we, before we condemn this guy. So the guy is one of the best and worst people ever to exist. Well, just a small dude. Wasn't his full house used, right? That might be, I, I agree with Gavin. That's probably correct. Also, at the end of the day,

if you look at what he did, what was the thing he invented that created a lot of lives? Gus synthetic fertilizers. He's on top of the list, right? So 2.7 billion people, you can make the argument that 2.7 billion people being added to the planet is very strenuous on the planet in the 100 years since he invented that. And you wonder like really long-term what will have killed more people. Does that mean synthetic fertilizers will have a tipping point

at which then there's overpopulation? And it's not just food, there's lots of other resources as well, including what all that agriculture does to the environment, and there could be a tipping point of which then people start dying in an astronomical rate because of that. You believe that? We're having a depressing podcast.

It is, it is a depressing podcast. Maybe it's because it's the end of the year. You can find it like, do you find that the weather affects you like when it gets cold and it gets darker than that? Not cold though. They're a cold places. You are correct. I wanna apologize.

I was actually walking to our audience for mentioning cold weather. I was walking around because I have that little infrared camera I was walking around just like pointing it at the windows. It's really cold out there. It's interesting how that you can see the cold like creep towards the center of the house

Like but if I stand by my windows bloody freezing. I saw you floor is cold put post that photo of Your cats by the door. Oh, yeah, cuz I chewed the thing. Yeah cold doesn't creep by the way heat goes out I wasn't gonna bring that up I was you told me not to talk about that. I'm not. Why would you do it? I told you about that, I'm not. Why would you do it? I just wanted to fuck with you. I literally, he tried to have us a thermodynamics conversation with people in the podcast and go,

Gavin, don't fucking talk to me on science. You're not gonna draw me in tonight. It's not gonna happen. And you don't fucking week off from that. So, see you been reading some comments? I'm fine. What's that? Well, I mean, it sounds like even reading comments,

and you know, yeah, yeah, I have. I have been reading comments, and it's like, it's, I'm gonna take a little break, I think've been reading comments, and you're... Yeah, yeah, I have. I have been reading comments, and it's like, I'm gonna take a little break, I think, from reading comments, which is something I've never said in my career. Comments are done that. Videos? Yeah.

I've never said that. You see, speech to me where I'd say, like, everyone says, don't read the comments, but you should read every comment, and see what people have to say. I'm gonna take a little break. I'm just like, we've reached a point where it's like, there's this.

Just think about it like this. Everyone in the comments, when they post a comment, can first fact check what they're about to say. On this, we can't fact check before we speak. That would be a really boring podcast. So when we have discussion, it's like, we interpret stuff in the way we remember, probably gonna be wrong,

and then the people will correct us. But what's wrong with that? And it's like, listen, when I say, when I say, come, obviously there's tons of great comments. And people who watch, most people who watch a program will watch a comedy podcast and they'll go, ah, that's not it. And then they just close the video and watch another video.

That's it, they don't even leave a comment. Then people leave comments, they're mostly positive. Then you get like just the guy who writes the fucking three paragraphs about how you destroyed his day. But who knows? And so, but it's like, I always say, it's like when you go to, if you went to the mall and you pass 50 people at the mall,

and they're all like, oh, hello, or excuse me, and don't know the stuff, just walking by people, hello. And then one guy walks across the mall, goes, what a fucking ugly shirt, and then walks away. And you got home, they said, how was your trip to the mall, he's like, it's fucking terrible. There's a, I ran to this fucking asshole and he just yelled at me at the mall, you know? You just like, they said, how was your trip to the mall? I say, it's fucking terrible. There's a, I ran to this fucking asshole

and he just yelled at me at the mall. You know, you just like, you take that away. And it's like, I don't know why. I totally recognize it is my inability to cope. Like I have, I have reached some kind of tipping point. But now when I, like this one that set me off today was somebody posted a gif of my conversation of comparing the modern house that we all live in,

that I live in, and the house from the novel 1984, that the guy in his apartment that he had, he had a camera and he had a microphone that monitored him inside of his house. And in my house, I have like 40 cameras and I paid for them to be there. And when they wrote, when George Orwell wrote 1984, this was such a crazy concept

that there would be a recording monitoring device in your home. And now I pay for that. And I want it there. And this guy just like said, well, it's clearly someone just read the Cliff Notes for 1984. And he goes, he goes, the cameras in 1984 were everywhere. They were all over the place. And they were being monitored by the government. I'm like, I'm not comparing it to everywhere. I'm comparing it to my house to his house. That's exactly what I'm comparing. It's like, I have a car in my garage and you have a car in your garage. This guy goes, there are millions of cars.

There are. I like you a million. There are. 50,000 cars on the freeway at this moment. It's just like, thanks for the information. Go fuck yourself. Honestly. It's just like, I don't know what I'm supposed to give back to that conversation.

But you've been online for 14 years now. Actually, I've been online for 14 years. Haven't you had a two-calist over at a certain point though? What's that, bud? Haven't you calist over at a certain point? I'm saying this is out of character form. I definitely recognize it everywhere. Even if we make a video of us playing Destiny,

though there'll always be someone in the comments being like, oh, I can't believe Michael's using sunbreak as with soul squeezes. What, 80 years like? There's always gonna be one no at all. It's expert, it's always the expert. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's funny.

We are not in panel of experts. You know, actually, if we got together before the podcast, we said, hey, here's the top of the shortage of us, hey, who do you think is the best person to talk Definitely Gavin definitely Gavin or is it more like me saying to Gavin? How can you never have drank egg nog in your life and Gus is going shut up? He was literally just was chastising a saying you were wasting it leave it for the podcast

Save it. You're a wix to get on the set of the podcast. 60 seconds before we're going live. I can have a conversation with Gavin about eggnog. I can do that. No. Yes, I can. You cannot. You have an even, why didn't you have some more eggnog? But you haven't even had any.

You used to hold it. I hate it. I don't like it. Oh, it's so good. Great. Why didn't you have one eggnog come from? I'll also make it. Have the nog.

What is this? I don't know. That's a good question. What does this nog come from? Why is it cold eggnog? That That's a good question. What does knock come from? Why is it called a knock? That's also a great question. What's a knock? Gavin Hossley, it sounds like something you named.

It sounds like something you came up with. You guys have your knock thing right on the cheap amount of right now, right? That's a knock. No, I'm sorry. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like, eggnog hit. Yeah. Nog was a kind of strong beer brewed in East Ang Gai La. What is that? No fucking idea, dude.

I'm down the rabbit hole. Oh, it's a, it's from where you're from. East Anglia? Did you say Gai La? I thought it was Ang Gai La. I can't read it from there. It's from here to part of the world. I love, I love Gavin Touse. You're up in there. It's from your part of the world I love I love Gavin's house

You're up in it is in the region where they invented eggnog that would make me so happy the British dream There was a my house was called the seventh dog British dream was called egg flip Okay, never heard of it. All right. It's late 1700 so it came from your country the 1700s at some point and It's saved four billion people. It has created that many lives. Yeah, I don't get it. I've never understood people who are really an agnoc, people who like it.

It's just always been absolutely. It just starts like you're drinking ingredients. Well, then they have agnog ice cream and they have all sorts of Christmas-type ice creams that are flavored after agnog. I mean, there's agnog chocolate chip and there's a thing. I just don't really like seasonal stuff. No?

That's the best part of the season. That's what would be interesting is if there were no seasons and every autumn that wasn't pumpkin spice coffee showing up everywhere, we'd make that shit up. What would the world be like if there were no season? I'd say it would be just anyone having anything they want at any time. That sounds better. You mean pumpkin spice whenever?

Yeah, whatever. Whatever the limited availability thing. And I'd say what they do, they do what they already do now, which they make a national whatever day for something that's fucking made up. Like national, national butter day, national donut day. Hey, Shrive Cheese is coming up. Oh, hey, I'm exactly like that. Come on, one for you.

So that's seasonal, but you eat the pancakes and you love the pancakes. That's just one day. It only happens in the whole part of the year, though, Gavin. So one day, it's not one season. One day of seasonal. So you're upset with the window of time specifically, not the limited amount.

You can't just get pancakes on that day. You can get them whenever. That's not a seasonal thing. You can probably get pumpkin spice other times. You can get it. It's not. If you go to like Starbucks or whatever, they're not gonna have their pumpkin spice drinks.

You can get it from Starbucks. They don't offer it. But you can get pumpkin spice stuff whenever. But then you're using up someone's supplies. Go ahead. I don't know, I don't know if you're right man I don't think you can get pumpkin spice any time of the pumpkin pumpkin spice Hey, man of Texan through all right a couple of pumpkin spice

Are you actually from here? You're from here. Yeah, but Dallas boarded race Dallas spent a little bit time in LA and a little time in Florida, but I always came home but part of Florida Orlando, well really why'd you come home? Dallas spent a little bit time in LA and a little time in Florida but always came home. But part of Florida. Orlando. Why? Really? Why'd you come home? Because home is where my family is at. Oh yeah.

That's what I thought. Any five people found it? A lot of people leave. I mean, so. I mean, they did send it away. I spent time in LA and spent like six, six, eight months there and I hated it. Have you ever been on the podcast here before? No, no.

So we've never on this podcast talked about that thing you did. What was it called? Slam ball? Yeah, yeah, a long time ago. You played basketball on a court made out of trampolines. Well, no, there's trampolines in the court, but yes, yes. It was quite an exhilarating time in my life, early 20s. People used to do like flips and stuff and stuff.

It was awesome, man. It was like a... So, if I had a fad or is that like a real sport today? So apparently it's so funny. I remember watching it. Yeah, I watched it. I remember it being, yeah. You would see highlights everywhere.

I'd be like, check out this thing. It's called slam bowl. It'd be like, that's ridiculous. It's big novelty. Yeah, huge novelty, right? And it lasted two seasons, and I played the second season on Spike TV and...

That's awesome. But like professionally. I mean, I got paid to play, so... It's wicked. So I guess I was professional athlete. Were you good? I was okay. I wasn't like a star, but I was decent.

I was the white guy on my team. That was not a clean of fame. How many teams were there? Eight. Eight teams? I can't say white. Yeah, there's 18, 64 players. I had some great slimmery plays back in the day. Yeah, it's pretty good

I think there's a I put a highlight reel on me on the screw attack YouTube channel like several years ago Well, let's get that up, but yeah, it was fun then it was good times. It was uh I think it's still going on over in China actually I pretty positive it is I was talking to a The guy who ran it and he said they said they have like university teams in China, which is crazy. So apparently it wasn't quite big enough for the states. So, or it was too gnarly for the states, I guess.

You're too extreme to ahead of your time. I guess they tried to, apparently they tried to like pro-wrestling it to where they wanted like storylines and such attached to it and you know, this guy's a good guy and this guy's a bad guy, but the owner wanted to keep it legit, you know, but it was legitimately a sport made for TV. So, you know, it was fun though, really fun. Yeah, that's great.

So ESPN does that really awesome documentary series? It's 30 for 30, isn't it, the call? And I haven't seen it, but the most recent one I believe that they have released is the WWE's attempt to make a football league. It's coming up. XFL, it's about to come out. It's coming on February, yeah. Okay.

And that will probably be the first one I watched. Because I thought it was a really interesting experiment. That and World League football. Do you remember World League football? No. There was like the Frankfurt Galaxy, or is that it? NFL Europe. Yeah, it was NFL Europe.

It was where we had Europe teams. Frankfurt Galaxy is one of them. I think it was, that's correct. I think there's an it? In a fellow Europe. Yeah, it was in a fellow Europe. It was where we had Europe teams. Frank for Galaxy is one of them, right? Yeah, it was, that's correct. I think there's an LA Galaxy is a soccer team, right? Yeah, that was also like a San Antonio team, right? Like the Rough Riders. Rough Riders, yeah. Yeah, the Rough Riders, yeah, that's what it was.

And anyway, I'm looking forward to that. I wonder if they'd ever do one on Slam Ball, that would be interesting to me. Do yeah, I don't know. But on the XFL, I'm fascinated with Vince McMahon and just the whole WWE thing. And like how he's morphed his business over the years and how many failures that guys had

while still being just a total juggernaut in his field of professional wrestling, the idea of having a, going in and trying to start it, not only a football league, but he tried to do bodybuilding in the 80s. Really, he tried to turn it into like a world bodybuilding league and stuff and it's really nuts, but I'm fascinated by that. So it'll be interesting to see what they always do amazing stuff.

I have never really been, I was a wrestling fan when I was a kid when I was like UHF channels in Houston. It was the junkyard dog and hacksaw gym dug and cum laude, Ugandan giant. Those like the days when Andre the giant was like a real wrestler, not the guy that would just try to out the bonk people on the head. And I never really got into the whole WWF at the time, not WWE, but I always appreciated that because it's like people are just so they know their audience, they get it, they program really great content for that audience. And it's just like, I like that model a lot.

So I've always had depreciation for wrestling, even though I've never really honestly been that much of a fan, as an adult. It's fascinating stuff to watch and see how rabid their audience is. I mean, it's insane. And honestly, I kind of, I kind of, it kind of draws parallel to RT a little bit

in that RT knows its audience They know what they deliver and and WWE does the exact same thing and the production values insanely high for something that Everybody knows is fake everybody knows is scripted and Like we're watching it last night. We're in the hotel and they had a pay-per-view on last night and and Bowen over there was watching. He's like, I can't believe I'm been watching this. This is awesome. Like, it's so much fun to watch. And it's so silly, so stupid, but it's just fun.

It's just fun. Who's the guy that fell off the thing and died? Oh and heart. Poor guy. What happened there? You fell off the thing. Like what caused him to fall. I think it was just a safety device failed.

Yeah. That's rough. That's rough day man. Isn't that footage of that? I'm sure there is. Going YouTube, just look. You actually show it? Well, I mean, there was handheld footage of it.

From some people, there's, there's the, yeah, you can find whatever you want on YouTube man. Anyone want to guess what today's national day is? December 19th today is national hot cocoa day. You're not that far off. That's pretty good. What is, but it's not,'s not don't don't base the answer just go for it. I already guess Venetian blinds There we go. Yeah, that's good one. What do you think of this peppermint spice? Wow you guys are pretty good

It's national hard candy day So also also this is obviously contentious day. It is also Seriously, it's a laughing. It is National Opium Muffin Day. Mm-hmm. That's important. When is the hard candy people gonna get stuck in along with the Opium Muffin people?

Just imagine, it's been years of bad blood for over December 19th. Tomorrow's National San Grier Day. That makes no sense. Is there any day since? Is National something day? No, some of them have multiple. December 21st got like eight.

And December 24th. National egg nine day. Oh, what's 25th? Also, how do you get a national day? What's funny, dude, can we get a national gusty? I thought you were gonna say Rucity. No, I'm not sure if it's a gusty. Yeah, here's the answer.

The answer to the question is yes, because December 14th has no other entries except for the one official one, which is National Bully Abase Day. What? Gus and Bully Abase is National Bullya Bay's Day. What? National Bullya Bay's. What is that? It's like a Psybullyan Bay.

Okay, okay. Okay, February 22nd is National Gustave. She's a Bullyan Bay's. February 22nd? Whatever, whoever can make a national day make it. February 22nd is National Gustave for now. Go for the December 11th, which is National Noodle Ring Day. I'm gonna go to fucking Noodle Ring. Check what clashes with National Gustave. What's wrong December 11th, which is national noodle ring day I'm gonna know what I'm fucking do. What check what check what clashes with national gust day

Yeah, what's what you competing with what day do you want February 22nd? I'm so I was doing my thing What do you care about your thing I hide you like here Okay, so I'm gonna go to February. I like you taking over is kind of whining and not getting up. Yeah I'm not gonna do it. Someone else will do it. So there's cameras. They've been recorded you do it a long time ago We actually James you do it. All's cameras that I've been recorded. You do it a long time ago. We actually James you do it All right, you want what February what 22nd Why are you birthday?

National sweet potato day also national margarita day dude both of those things I would pick up you sweet potatoes and My good is a terrible margarita is a pretty good should have been tomorrow. You'd be compete with sticky buttons What's what's the May 23rd day? National Benigny. That's also national tennis day. So if you make banana bread and toast, you are fucking, you got that day on block. You got crossover.

I mean, that's a toast banana bread. Stupid. Throw it on a griddle, man. That's good stuff. Yeah, that's good stuff. Sounds good. Yeah. Here, let me read this. One of my everyone, this episode of the podcast is also brought to you by Warby Parker.

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I mean, I'm being here. I'm being stubborn right now. What are you being stubborn? Right now, with this shitty iPhone. Mm-hmm. I lost the headphones that came with it. The lining ones. Yeah, so that's what gets me blue tooth headphones.

And I lost the little donggly dingo doodah to adapt it. And I refused to buy either of them again. I don't blame you. So no, I just don't use headphones ever. It's just, I just blame it. Or you want those jerks who plays it, like really have public, okay? I'm that guy, I'll do that.

I fucking hate that. Oh, I never do that. That's too much for me. I had a lady come over to me in a coffee shop and tell me that I was too loud the other day. Too loud at talking? That was, yeah, I was playing the symbols. You were just talking about playing it. Is it a ballet question?

Yeah, it was a ballet question. I was carrying her on a pipe or a gun. No, it was, yeah, we were talking. I was in conversation with a friend. And it was a little old lady. She's my friend. She, uh, we she getting riled up. You don't know you know, right and

It was the guy it was the guy who interrupted the prank I tried to play a Michael in the vlog If you remember that same guy don't know there you go It's the game same guy who texted me and fuck that prank up. I don't even know about that prank It was in the vlog when I tried to smash my phone, I replaced it with Michael's phone, when I had a smashed iPhone, and I changed my wallpaper to his. Anyway, we're telling a story from a different video.

But she walks over, she goes, she goes, I just wanna say, I need a little Texas lady voice, just like the nicest thing in the world. She goes, I don't think you realize how much your voice carries. She goes, I was sitting over there and I could tell you everything you said in your conversation. I said, I said, man, I am so sorry.

I'm sorry to disturb you. She goes, it's no disturbance to me. I just wanted to make sure you were aware of that. And I was like, I feel like shit. I mean, there's little Texas ladies have the ability like just like cut you down, you know? And I know what it's like to, but you're in a place for the rest of the day.

I was so fucking quiet. And now when I'm in a public place, I'm just like, I talk to people now like this. I talk like that old lady. She probably, she's probably a fucking psychopath and goes around and says it to people to get in their fucking heads. But, I know what that's like though,

when you've been somewhere and there's a super loud group, and it grates on you, Gus, I'm sure you've been in the situation. And you're like, you think that they're gonna be come aware of their behavior simply by your anger. Like, why is it- It doesn't work that way. It doesn't work that way.

Same thing with driving, when someone's doing something stupid, they have no fucking clue that they're doing it. And you're just sitting there getting matter and matter. Like when you're waiting to, you're waiting to take a like a left turn and a bunch of cars keep coming and they just keep coming and they keep coming. And like after a minute and a half of that,

the cars that are coming at that point, you're like, I hate these cars. And I'm just gonna pull out in front of one of them because nobody's letting me out. But they have no clue that you've been sitting there for that long, but I get mad at those people. So irrational. One of the last time any of you guys actually called

somebody out publicly for being loud or- Movie theater. For talking to the movie? Yeah. I just people in movies. Yeah. How'd you do it? I don't know if you just know how loud you're being.

Literally just say, hey, that's it. People go, they shut up at that point. And if they look and they don't know, they go, like that. Or do you do like my grandma? You do this? I go my grandma. Hey, that's it. People go, they shut up at that point. And if they look and they don't know, they go, like that, or do you like my grandma? You do this? I go my grandma. But what if they're a fan?

I have to say, what does that mean? Yeah. What if they're wearing a suit? But would you be worried about ballicking a fan? What's that? And they'll be like, oh, but I don't know. All of them are in his national fan day. No, I know.

I mean, actually, I consider the people in the community to be part of if I saw, I would actually be more likely, I think to call somebody out in the community like, Hey, what are you doing? What are you doing? Like whenever we have a family somewhere and it's like, Oh, we tweeted about this meetup. And I thought it was going to be 20 people. And it's we did this in LA. How many people showed up at the E3 meetup that we had? Over 100.

It felt like 400, there was so many people because we were walking up to the hotel. We said, hey, meet us in the lobby, there's a bar there, we'll hang out or whatever. I always walk with Mika at the time, and I think I was recording it and I said, oh man, we chose a hotel, they're having some event here

because it's a line wrapped around the outside of the building. It's like, she's like, I think that's our people for the meetup. I was like, really? But we were all jammed in, and I was like, guys, we can't destroy these people's lobby and like ruin, you know, lock down their hotel. So we had to move everybody. Yeah, I think as I was walking up to that, Mika was coming the other way, and I was like, oh,

did anyone show up to the thing? She was like, it's chaos. It was crazy. Yeah. None of us expected that. Did you see, maybe, the worst app or the worst idea ever, I think it came out like a week or two ago? They're billing it as Tinder for air blind flights.

Wait, wait. For what? So you can try to match with people who are on the plane with you. What did you say? Am I a high club? Yeah, so like the goal being that you score by the time you land? No one has reception. And you do now? Like you enter your flight info and if you have the in flight Wi-Fi.

Oh, so you match before, oh, if you have the in flight Wi-Fi. Right. No one's doing that. So you're going to be on the plane and one... Who else is going gonna have this app? What the chance of someone else with this app? I don't know. The app is in beta currently.

What's it called? Air dates. Air dates? Yeah. For a second, I thought you said, air blind flights. And I thought there were special planes for blind people.

And it was for that. You know what I'm surprised, they don't do. I'm surprised they don't make subservices of Tinder. For instance, I'm gonna use R, we have 250 people that work here. And even though it's against the non-existent employee handbook, people shouldn't date at the office, but it would be interesting to take 250 people

that you know, or like a group of friends. You know, like you're in college together, you're in high school, my only high school is that example, Tinder. But you know what I mean? Take a group of people, they all go into the subservice of Tinder. And the only people in it is that group of people and friends. Did you just subscribe to Facebook?

No, no, I'm not done. I'm not done. So then they do the swipe left swipe right thing, and then it makes those matches. But if you like somebody in the group, you swipe whichever direction on them. If they don't swipe you, they never know it. But it's a way to like break that because like the friend zone app, right? Or something like that.

So what's stopping you from swiping on everyone? Well, then you match with them. I mean, unless you want to be an asshole and like go through and just be like, who likes me? You know, that's what people would do. I'm not super particular. Well, that's like every guy on Tinder, right? And that the joy of Tinder though is the idea of just constantly swiping its a numbers game. I don't know why you told us more about Tinder. I've never been on a Tinder but from what I understand that the idea is that it's a numbers game, right? You just keep swiping and eventually it's like shooting a fish in a barrel eventually you're

gonna hit one, right? December 20th is National Infidelity Day. That's just the root. That's what I've heard, right? Is that right? Well, you're asking me, how the fuck do I know? You were talking to me earlier about Tinder, but how much you like it? Oh, shut the fuck up. So say, by some shit, stroke of a miracle, someone else on your flight has this app.

Okay. You then obligate into bang them because there's no one else on the thing. Well, do I want to... No, I mean, they would know if you... It's gonna be only two people right that have it on the flight Fly chat you check in you chat and then you screw around you hot around what does that say? Yeah, I guess so it's like hearts in a circle Is this a wait? Can you go back to that just for one second the top looks like there's options

It says airport in flight flight, or always. Like, you can choose when you want to get together with them. Only in flight or do you? Are you on the plane for business, social, party, or dancing? Dating, sorry. It's a very small fact. It flies to date. Looking to meet, that's a lot of options.

Yeah, that's a pen of options. I'm looking for a foot. Is that what I'm saying? I'm looking for a foot. Is that what it says? I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. I've been trying to be how far you're willing to travel. Like you want to walk?

Like to Rotha, I'm 36. So. Yeah, I'm not going back to coach. I'm not. Like what gate you're going to go to? Like I'm willing to walk to a terminal B. I'm going to take it Skylink. Get out of here.

It's such a weird idea to me. So you try it. You just save anyone to hold it. Oh man, I saw, I've got a ton of stories. I like reading about weird airplane stuff. And I read this story earlier today about how I want to say it was, it was an airline in Pakistan. I want to say it was like Pakistan International airline that, you know, they had a, they had an incident.

They had a crash with one of their planes a couple of months ago, a specific kind of plane. And before they brought that that line of planes back into service, the head engineer for the airline recommended that they sacrifice a goat for good luck in order to bring the airplane back into service. We'll have that the engineer thought it was really important to do that. He gave me the sacrifice of a chucking into the turbine. Yeah, and it was for ATR planes.

So they wanted to ward off evil eye and they sacrificed a black goat on the tarmac before the plane took off. Well, they just slipped. I don't know. What are the symptoms of evil eye? Because I always hear that people are trying to get rid of this evil eye. The plane land is successfully, by the way. Well, that's how you dispute that evidence.

It worked. How bad was the original crash? I think on the original crash everyone died. That's bad. That's the evil eye. How do you determine evil eyes out what you're asking? Yeah, actually, you need to go to your sampling site to make a robust conclusion. Is it just a bad luck?

Like you think things aren't going your way all the time? I don't know what evil I is. I always hear about it. I had a friend who had platinum blonde hair in college. We used to go to Mexico all the time to go drink in college. I would not recommend doing that because we go to the border towns.

Right, Gus, when was the last time you went to a border town in Mexico? It's probably been about 15 years. Who we, that? I mean, I went with you years. Who read that? I mean, I went with you then. Yeah, I was probably the last one. Yeah, but she had platinum blonde hair and little Mexican ladies would walk up and touch her.

And I was, and she says it happens all the time. And it's because her hair, they noticed her hair and they look at her and the way she described it, she said that she was told they're afraid they're giving her the evil eye by looking at her too long so they come up and touch her so that they don't give her the evil eye inadvertently. And I'm always, what is the evil eye?

What is static build up? It is. It's like the side eye. Yeah, I don't know. Get some fabric sheets and it's real muller. It's so, it's fine. Like how do you know people are excited about national infidelity day?

Yeah, this is actually a really funny tweet here, was this Brianimal tweets. I got excited about national infidelity day, but I assume Bernie was joking, so I googled it and found May 13 too far away. You know, guys, they faithful Briana until, I'm five or more months to go, then hold out until May.

They're there. Do you hear about the new claim about, you're talking about fabric or fabric static? Do you hear about the millennials being blamed for fabric softener going away? They're rebranding fabric softener? What does that mean? Well, it's now called fabric conditioner because of hat. Because they want to equate it to hair, right? The idea that fabric softener, stuff you put in your yeah, yeah

You know it apparently that just the salesport have just dipped and all the fabric softener companies have gotten together And they they're not calling it fabric conditioner because it's supposed to the same thing that you're how is that connected to Millennials though because millennials are not the ones who are buying They were in binders can't afford the Fabric software. They just get the laundry soap and the little dryer sheets. Millennials literally on by it. I think they, do you mean like, oh, it's your favorite?

You mean like, Downy, the extra, the turgine you put in? The Fabric software. Nobody's doing that. Well, waste the money that I'm seeing. That's the logic. That's like the people get the jet dry shit and they're fucked back. So if it doesn't, if it doesn't come in a thing that I can throw in there, I'm not, yeah.

A pod. Yeah. Bungie and it melts and obviously it has some of that in there though I Don't know that's just the logic is that it's the most I guess I don't use it either. Yeah, no, I mean who does use anybody use it? Anybody out there? The one person who's older than how old Straight this door. Yeah, I don't know. So a cow don't want? No, that's a bullbath, right?

Cow don't take me away. Yeah. That was just big on Twitter yesterday. I saw the millennials being blamed on, no. You like to blame millennials on things, right, Bernie? So, no. No, no, no.

No, I, I, we say, when you say the word millennial, it's like they get very upset. People in that age group get very upset. There was a big discussion about millennials. This weekend on Reddit, there was a post made about what looked to be a teenage girl who was waiting in line at a food court at the mall with her grandfather, and she was in the process

of missing her appointment to have something done with her iPhone at the fucking genius bar up in the Apple store. And she was just railing on her grandfather. This dude behind them in line just started to record it, you know, and she's like saying, I can't believe we're fucking late. We're sitting in this line, he's taking too long, too long,

and she makes her grandfather leave and run to go, because they're five minutes late for their Apple point to go and tell them, you need to tell them to stay. So the big discussion that started up was millennials, and it's like everyone from one year old to 30, can't be millennials. We can't just use the word like that to mean just younger people. You know, it has to be, and now it's, they're saying clearly anyone below the age of 19 at this point is a different generation. It's, you know, generation Z or whatever you want to call it. But I think the word millennials got to go away. It's got

to go away because it's like every time you read it, it's like some ridiculous theory about younger people. But it's just younger away, because it's like every time you read it, it's like some ridiculous theory about younger people, but it's just younger people have been the exact same generation after generation. Every younger generation, the older generation is, oh, it's way harder when we were younger and we had to work hard and all this other stuff. Bapapapa.

Oh, that happened, it's just new people become old. That's it. It's just, it's just, it's a thing. That's it, the baby boomers who are, the all voted for fucking Trump, not all of them, but a lot of them that voted for Trump and are mad about the millennials and everything. They were the hippies.

They were the people with free love and woodstock and protesting the Vietnam War. It's like, it's just they got older and they got awful. They're joining a club. That was a weird sort of lashback about the thing that generations above, I guess our generations say about participation metals

and stuff. Participation ribbons, yeah. And it's like, that wasn't a thing when we were young and you know, we were all being baby because you get like, you get a medal for participating. And the comeback was like, yeah, but that's because our parents didn't want us to see us, didn't want to see us be upset. And they were the ones campaigning for the participation. We never asked for this.

We didn't ask for this. You did. That's in your generation who got that in. System that you created. Yeah. Yeah. So, evil eye. Symptoms of evil eye illness.

Or an illness caused by the evil eye. When are we going to get a vaccination for that? In Clude. Loss of appetite. Excessive yawning. Oh, shit. What do you draw the line on yawning, Gus? What's excessive?

Like, more than twice ever? Time I just got to hold in what you'll understand hiccups okay vomiting and fever none of these things are gonna kill you It's just like feel good gross I Technically a fever can pretty if you just have a fever or nothing else. Well, have you been vaccinated against fives? No, I have not been vaccinated against fever. I could drop dead of fever at any point in time. I actually, can I, I, I, I have, like, when I get a fever and I have this thing that I do.

What do you want to, but I'm gonna, I knew I was, I was trying to figure out how to start this thing. One of my favorite feelings is when you have a fever, I have been sick and like, a very long time I feel like. And I remember as a kid being so sick and having a fever and just being like laying in bed, and then there's that one sleep that you have where your fever breaks and you wake up

and you feel perfectly fine. Is that why you start sweating? That's amazing to me. But you're all sweaty and you're all gross and you're closed, like you were all hot, or you're freezing so you put all your clothes on and then you wake up and you're just sweat through all your clothes you add on

because you broke it. Yes, yeah, I feel like I haven't had that in such a long time. Do you miss that feeling? No, I just like, I take it a really good move for being getting sick. I feel like you're kind of bragging about your lack of illness. No, if you want to hear me brag,

I'll brag about the fact that I've never had food poisoning because that's a real thing. I don't believe it exists. I'm sure you've had it. I've never had food poisoning either. I ate a chorizo and I taco. I don't know how to drink a bowl. That had been on set I've never had food poisoning either. I ate a chorizo and a taco. You know, it was like a breakable. That had been on set for seven hours just sitting there.

And Eric of Wardrobe was like, oh, that's been, that's, that we, that, that came when we started the day that seven hours old. I'm like, I don't care. It's eggs and meat. It's gonna be fun. Which you let me cook for you. Cook whatever you want.

I need to have Chris come out and cook fish. No, no. Somebody suggested National Chris Fish Day would be the 28th of December, which would be, I guess, we'd celebrate on the next podcast. Would you eat the pickles? See, that's just dumb.

That's, you explain what you're talking about. We were shooting 11 little roosters in the armory, which is an abandoned military building. Oh, I was building. Actually, the room we're in, a bunch of the ceiling tiles got wet and just collapsed down into the floor into the room. You could just see up into the gaping old ceiling.

And you'll be sitting there and it'll drip in a hit your cheek and you kind of freak out. You're like, oh, this is like as best as rust water. And on the floor in the corner of the room was a half full jar of pickles. Like Brian and a bunch of like gameteers. the floor in the corner of the room was a half full jar of pickles. Like Brian and a bunch of like gammy pickles. It was a pickle jar filled halfway up with a yellowish liquid with stuff floating in it.

That's exact. You assume it was pickles and pickled juice, but that's what we saw. And that's what we saw. There was no analysis done of this. And to remove it to pick it up, he had to push it with his foot to break the seal because it had stuck on the floor. Yeah. Blaine tried to pick it up, he had to push it with his foot to break the seal because it had stuck on the floor.

Blaine tried to lift it up, it was like, like a loosened from the ground. Yeah. And so Gavin bet him, which Gavin just says, it's extortion what Gavin does. He offers people money to hurt themselves. And it's never dangerous. He didn't do it. Well, it's only dangerous. What do you mean? It's only not dangerous because he didn't do it.

Yeah, but nobody allowed it to do it. Jumping up a building is not dangerous unless you do it. Unless you do it. It's exactly it. I mean, it's not going to be a deal. So how much should you offer him? Oh, some have seen him out. I knew it was never going to happen. I knew no one would let him do it.

Although, he was actually edging towards doing it. He was like, thank you for doing it. No, he was going to do it and Will and I were like, you are not drinking that jar of pickled juice. Because it was the unknown. That's why it was dumb. It's like, we just found this. We don't even know it's pickles.

What if he was in a suit? Picking a suit? I mean, you wouldn't pay him the amount of money just to drink pickled juice. I would do that. How much were you offering him? It was decent amount. It was a couple hundred bucks.

I wanted it to sound like I Chose I chose 850 Dollars because to me yeah, cuz if you say a thousand They'll be like oh, you know that's like one. There's one in that 850 seems close close to a thousand But you know, it's like it's already a very high number. You have in the marketer. That's smart. What? I think I totally agree. Yeah. That's great. The most I've actually ever paid out for any bet,

I think, is 100. I've, like, that's an obscene amount. What'd you make Charles to, I think it was 100? That's like, they should use that. Okay. I was really disappointed. One every six months. I do 100 bet.

Every time this comes up, I've expressed my disappointment in you for doing that. Why? I'm very disappointed in you for doing that. Are we allowed to pay our guardians? Sure. Well, someone said that. You clearly did.

Someone said I couldn't, so I was like, we'll do a video. Well, that's what you did. Yeah. And it was a funny video. Did you get content out of it? What did I? Where'd it go?

Archie Life? I don't know. I'm just saying, like, they started they started on off topic the other day, but Bowen will eat my watch What you watch look like let me see it's it's you know, I think he said it had to be disassembled No, no, I go it was a movement watch You know, yeah, right? Yeah, thousand dollars. I think is what he said. He needed it. I mean and to be fair We always eat Sherry's berries

when they sponsor. That's a good point. I mean, I just shit out in a nature box. I'll eat some more re-parkers in a movie. And I think Gus is halfway through his cuspometris. What? Oh, I'll chop it away. No, I'm just dissolving my way through it.

I'm gonna slowly dissolve down to the core of the earth. But the deal was we were in the middle of recording 11 Little Roosters. Blaine is one of the directors and I said, if you get sick because you drank some mystery fluid in a band-in building. Anything. It could have been anything. Could have been anything.

Could have just been rat poison, who knows? And his big test was, of course, what everyone does. He opened the lid and smelled it. He goes, smells like pickle juice. It's like, great. What a great test. That's, that's perfect. He could have,

he could have, he could have, he could have killed him. It could have been like paint thinner or something. Right. Now if we use a jar of pickle juice and you're offering eight-hundred-and-a-bucks, that's not even a debate.

Oh, but I wouldn't pay it. I know you wouldn't. Pickled juice. You weren't paying for the dangerous. One time I was staying at this, it's back when we weeks to go to Portland a lot and do work for that at agency I was staying at a condo Right across the street from the ad agency and I walked into the condo It's like a little one bedroom thing because I was gonna be there for several weeks and on the counter in the condo

was a little bottle of kombucha And this years ago like kombucha was I was still a thing like I hadn't seen myself like that was the first bottle of kombucha. And those years ago, kombucha was, I was still a thing like I hadn't seen myself. Like that was the first bottle of kombucha I'd ever seen. I was like, oh, I've heard so much about this. I've never, I've never actually tried it. I want to try this. Like how nice, they must have left a bottle of kombucha out for me. Like it's kind of like a welcome gift.

So I walk over to it and I look at it, and it's really thick and like, I don't know what this is. Good luck. You're still gross to begin with. Like I don't know. Why is kombucha like mushroom goop or something? So it's like yeast drink. I open it up and's mushroom group, or something? It's like, he's drink.

I opened it up and I'm like, wow, kombucha smells like paint. Oh, that's really weird. I'm like, okay, I guess I'll try it anyway. They're like, nice to meet you. I'm like, wait a minute. This might just be paint. Like at the last minute, I was like,

this might just be like touch up paint. I was left in your site, I cap it back up. And then like 30 minutes later, like the company that was running the condo, I was like, hey, our painter said that he left some touch up paint in there on the counter. If you just put that in the closet, we'll come get it.

You know, after you leave, I was like, I almost drank paint, because I didn't know what kombucha was. But you said it was in a kombucha. It was in a, I guess like they had, someone had drank it and then just put the touch up paint in there and like closed it up.

That way they carry it around. Is that booze in that slightly? I think it's like slightly fermented. You can get it. Bucha is a variety of fermented, lightly ever-vescent, sweetened black or green tea drinks that are commonly intended as functional beverages for their supposed health benefits. Bucha is produced by fermenting tea using a quote, symbiotic colony of bacteria in yeast. By the way, how'd you die?

You just drink, yeah. How'd you die from drinking that paint? Oh, crack, don't tease me. Let's just say you went a little crazy with that paint. Who would be to blame? Would it be the painter, the management company, or you? That's on you. I think it's on me.

It's like I spent all the whole life in it. It's paint. Yeah. Yeah, that's just total stupidity. You also wouldn't die off a sip of paint, probably. Yeah, but I think that's what it got ham on it. I'm gonna yell, I'm gonna call it a butcher. I love it, it's so healthy.

I feel like some getting stronger. It's coating my system right now. It's to look egg dog, oh, yummy. I wonder how much paint you'd have to drink in order to kill yourself. I mean, today's paint, you could probably drink a lot. With kids running around and suing everyone. I mean, the kid kids aren't suing.

I got I got to be clear about something. So we get tweeted that people are pointing out to me that food poisoning is a real thing. Okay, when I say on this podcast that I don't believe that the Bernie these are not real thing. That's a ridiculous statement that I'm making. And I know that I actually do believe that food poisoning is a real thing. I was watching a Louis CK routine the other day. And he was talking about how his kids won't eat and I have kids and when they won't eat

You're fucking infuriated by that and he was talking about how he was yelling at his kids saying eat the food mother fuckers You piece of shit eat it and he was shoving food in their face Louis CK did the one thing he didn't do was shove food in his kids face and yell mother fuck around him That's what he didn't do. It's just a comedic statement. That's all it is. I know food poisoning exists I'm sorry for the tragedy in your life where you've had food poisoning. I didn't mean to take away from that So sorry, how did I dress? What's happened recently? I don't know it never fucking ends I guess everyone's feeling so fucking powerless at the end of 2016 that it's just like it's just a constant fucking flow of bitching it's just constant they're just like everyone's gets upset by everything

they hear every single fucking thing they hear. People are very offended. That's right. It's our resolution for all white people in 2017. Let's not get offended by stuff about that. But that's offensive. That's the statement. Now people are coming up with horrible theories about food poisoning.

Like food poisoning caused kind of leaven. Everything else. It's not actually making fun of you. I can't wait till we get the vaccine for food poisoning. Then we'll see. We'll save three billion lives. All right, we're about time to wrap up. All right, people give us a name about Google Pixel Phone.

Google, I should be clear. Before I talk about this, Google sent me a Pixel Phone. YouTube specifically. They sent me a Google Pixel Phone. I just mine got lost in a mail or something. What are you gonna do, guys? So I really like the Pixel phone. I'm not quite used to the fact that the,

what we call the home button on the iPhone is on the back of it. What is? Yeah, so you just hit it with your finger, like back there. That's cool. And like the finger, the price. The back of the waist on the iPhone. Yeah, I would agree with that.

I would like to be able to scroll with it. You know what, I want to talk to you about something. I want to find a way to like get a, I would like to be able to scroll with it. You know what, I'm gonna talk to myself. I wanna find a way to like get a, I would like to do time lapse now for the vlogs and stuff. I'd love to find a way to get like a holder that has a suction cup where I can just like, put it on an airplane window. That probably will get me kicked off a plane at some point

for modifying aircraft, but I would like to be, and I can't find anything that can quite do that. There is one I found, but it's like three suction cups and it's this big, if I stick that on my plane,. There is one I found, but it's like three such in cups and it's this big. If I stick that, you know what I would say? If I plan, they might get upset with me. You know, I'd like after a decade of having, well, good smartphones, I guess.

When I scrub through a video and find the bit I want, oh god. I'd love it if when I let go, it didn't jump like an inch either side of where I was, that's where I want it. Yeah, how about this? if you hold on On one spot for like three seconds It locks in that time code and when you let go and it says resume Exactly it. Yes

Yeah, that sucks. I hate God Yes, it's me off. It's it's also tough I was trying to watch a conversation on off topic and I had to watch it on my desktop and Expand it up to the whole thing just to get the accuracy long video Yeah, it's a longer video on the progress bar. You know, it doesn't doesn't scale bigger You know, or anything like that. There used to be a feature on YouTube where when you were scrolling There was you could go up and there was a higher

Precision level above that. Do you know what I'm talking about? It's in quick time, the quick time player on the phone. You can do that. The quick time player on the phone. The gun you're talking on your phone, right? It used to exist on YouTube, am I crazy? It does exist.

You could like, hold up for like half speed or quarter speed. Well, I mean, I have it on the phone. Like, that's what's annoying about it is that it already exists. But this is like precise scrubbing. I can scrub to 1330, and then there would be thumbnails above that and I go up to that. And I go 1330, 1320, how? I, I, I, I, I don't know.

I think so. Oh yeah, I remember that. Yeah. And they got rid of that. I like that. Maybe it was too much bandwidth on the internet where people publish things. Mm-hmm.

Sorry. I'm uploading, yes. All right, let's wrap this up. So, I gotta get out of this funk. I gotta get out of this funk. Look, you'll be great next up. So, I gotta get out of this funk. I gotta get out of this funk. Look, you'll be great next week. So, I gotta get out of this funk. I realize it's all me.

I realize it. We're gonna, now that Craig's here, they're gonna do a try hard podcast at 9.30. Yeah, which Bernie, feel free to stick around and bitch about people on that. You can do that. I'm not. I'm gonna get out of it.

I'm gonna have a good podcast. Okay, good. Alright, I'll be back to my normal cheery self. Let me say this. I like it when you're a minj-daw. I think it's funny. Thanks for watching, everybody. We'll see you a good podcast. Okay, good. All right. I'll be back to my normal cheery self. Let me say this I like it when you're minced off. I'm more familiar way. Do you like apples? All right, example. Together in Trempathos, Characans,

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