Rooster Teeth Podcast - No Room for Butter - #438

Episode Date: July 4, 2017

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No, you're not. You're Bernie. And I'm Gus. So Blaine was supposed to be on today, but he had some car trouble. That's too bad actually. The Blaine is not going to be on, because I wanted to talk to him about something.

I got to have something I'm doing this week that is going to interfere with something I'm going to start doing on a more macro level. So I have someone I know was recently diagnosed with diabetes. Okay. And so he's gonna kick in and rest in peace and he's going to like lose a bunch of weight. And I'm like, I'm doing it,

I'm right there with you. Yeah. Solidarity. Let's go, let's figure this out. Like, let's figure this out. Why do we keep gaining weight? Everyone, I can't figure. How can you lose weight?

Everyone, everyone always wants to turn into a competition, I mean, I don't want to turn into a competition. Yeah, mine was a competition with myself and myself, Logan and with pizza. Yeah, and so, so I'm gonna do that. And then I got another friend. I think he's talked about it publicly. Boogie's about to have surgery and he's gonna,

go through weight loss surgery. You guys know Boogie? Yeah, so he's going to talk to you on the H3H loss surgery. You guys know, boogie. Yeah. So he's going to talk about you on the H3H3 podcast. No, it didn't really. Yeah. It was really cool. I just met Ethan and Hila at a YouTube event,

the YouTube creator summit, and then I saw them again. They were in E3. Somebody three. Yeah, which was, I didn't think they'd be E3, but it was really cool to see them. And because, you know, it was weird. The start with Ethan,

we didn't, our relationships with him didn't start very positively. Do you remember that? Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, full screen like claimed one of his videos. It was a big hubbub. It was actually the first time I heard of that whole thing that he was going through with full screen. Yeah. Oh, wow.

Yeah, that's a bad start. Yeah. And he, the story goes, George Stronkpullis, the CEO of full screen, reached out to him, talked to him. And now they're like, good buds. they talk all the time. That's fantastic. And like, you know, George is really smart dude. A lot of experienced an online video started at YouTube, then left and started full screen. And so he knows, you know, he knows the whole system. So, you know, in those content ideas, we'll sometimes grab stuff and pull it down. And unfortunately,

depending on where you are in the world of YouTube or in the history of YouTube, you don't really have a choice. You can either claim it and take it down and then the person's video goes away or you could monetize it and take away their money. So it's like, it's like there's no real good options. Other weren't for a long time, but they're adding more options all the time. Anyway, so starting this weight loss thing literally started today, but I'm in kind of a fasting mode anyway because I'm doing something really stupid at the beginning of a weight loss.

The opposite. I'm doing the opposite. This is what you would do if you were in a contest. John, Gus, I'm going to quiz you guys really quickly. Quiz, go. There is an event taking place this week. RKX. There you go. Gus wins. God damn it.

Gus, you're the big weiner. I thought it was a different, that was the easy answer. Yeah. Sometimes the correct answer is the easy answer job. Go with your gut. Go with your gut. I'm glad I'm not wearing red because you're both wearing red today. It's a little more pinkish.

He's got more of light yet. You sure? Oh. Did you all have that red? That was awesome. I'm wearing merch. I'm wearing a red shirt, okay. But it's yet graphic.

So that's Friday. That's Friday. As you know, gentlemen, we talk about places to eat on the podcast quite a bit. All the time. All the time. And also on Twitter, I don't know if you guys get this a lot. I know you do because they tend to tag us together, but people will just write to me and say,

hey, I'm coming to Austin this week. Yeah. Where should I eat when I'm there? I'm all the time. I'm like, okay, I get asked this question enough. I can't answer it every single time. So we're creating the answer to that question. Is that what we're doing on Wednesday?

Yeah, so we're doing on Wednesday. So we're making a video where we're gonna eat at all the cool restaurants in Austin, but all in one day. And we're gonna start at like 9am and we're gonna go to like Torchys tacos for breakfast. I don't know if I've found enough for. Gus is coming too. I'm gonna get Gus to do this. We're gonna go to Torchies.

I don't wanna say everywhere we're gonna go, but we're gonna go to like all the big ones you've heard of. And I think the capper at the end of the day is Gordo's the donut restaurant. Like home slice places like that. Why do you want me fat again? I see this is my problem, John. Don't eat tomorrow, you'll be okay.

It's nine meals you have to eat. Get you nine meals. Alright, so yeah, okay, so if I have this amount of calories and one day I just got to see enough calories, I think we need a break in the middle of the day, like the vomit. The vomit orium break. Can we, you know, that's a misconception.

I've heard that before. Yeah. That a vomit orium is not where people go to throw up. That's where I go to throw up. I have one in my house. You have a vomit orium? See, I always heard that you an ancient grease or... Roat, bro.

They would go to the vomit orium to vomit so they could continue to feast and be decadent. They did do it in hunger. And actually replace where you exit an arena. That's okay. Well, they had they had the vomit thing in hunger games the whole like pill so they could keep eating. Remember that? No. Just making literary references here. Young adult novel.

Also today RTX event tweeted a whole list of places you can eat if you're coming to town. I'm gonna hit that, we're gonna hit that list. I'll talk to Ellie about it. There's tons of them. What is there anything on there you wanna go? What's our first place we're hitting? Torches for breakfast tacos.

I like that. How much do I have to eat at each place? Here is the big, well, we're gonna have all the rules that are specified. You'll have a chance to, like, there's some strategy to it. You'll be able to take a break, a mulligan at certain places. Okay. But there's, it's a competition.

So we're gonna see who can make it the furthest. I'm like competitive, too. This is really bothering me because I'm competitive, but I also don't like being fat. You should fast that. Okay. You get the, get this going. You can't go fast without fat.

That's true. There's letting you know. I don't know how fat how fast. Just like pluralized. Yeah, it's fast. But here's the big debate in the when we made the list, you got to go for a burger in Austin, where do you go? Now, keep in mind what we've mentioned on the podcast, everything else. I have my preference, but I don't think is whatever. What would the audience might you find probably that's burger? Oh, Mighty fine. Probably that's burger.

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Shakeshack was also there but it wasn't very Austin. Hillberts is also up there. Hillberts is like classic old Austin burger. I still eat their water burger. That might don't go to water burgers. Wait. No. What a burger's fine. What a burger's great. What a burger's not so a fan of what a burger is not an Austin burger place. No it's well but it's very Texas. Right. It is Texas, but if you're picking Austin, I would pick either Mighty Finer Hilberts. Just go in and out and just screw it up. Yeah.

It was a video game just recently that had a lot of burger cups in it. What was that? A video game? Yeah, it's some video game. It was like one of those open world games and they had orange and white striped cups everywhere. Grand Theft Auto?

No. I want to say it was like last of us or something, but it was way more recent than that. So, are we doing a burger place? Yeah, so chose mighty fine. We're definitely gonna do mighty fine, and I'm not gonna say. They added a chicken sandwich to the menu there.

Shh. What's wrong with them? Can I get that? I don't dare that. I don't know why they would do that. I would never bring myself. It's the same thing with like a home slice, right? Home slice, they have sandwiches.

I would never go to home slice in order of sandwiches. Apparently the sandwiches at home slice are delicious. That's what I hear. I was talking to someone about it the other day. That's what he was saying about, you, so you've been and order a sandwich. I feel like the sandwiches at home slice are delicious. That's what I hear. I was talking to someone about it the other day. That's what he was saying about you. So you've been in California a bunch. Have you been to Del Taco? Yeah, I bet Del Taco used to be in Texas.

We had Del Taco in Houston. Yeah, and then there were two here in Austin. They went out of business and went away. Del Taco is where our famous, my famous meltdown happened. Oh, okay. The thing always, and I even said about Del Taco was that they sold hamburgers that they'll talk. I was like their burgers are actually not that bad

But it's like it's like if you got it. It's like the taco at Jack in the box. Yeah, it's if you well people get the talk of Jack The box is the worst thing in the world. Oh what they're horrible the deep fried I don't know what's in them you don't care. It's so bad. It's beef like B.E.A.F It's less like a taco and more like a Mexican pierogi. You know, it's like sealed and fried and it's so hate them so much. They're so good. They're garbage, but man, they're getting my mother's wallet. Someone already screamed. I'm not gonna lose weight John.

That's gonna happen. Someone already screamed. I did my face when he said hop dog. Yeah, I'm already screaming. I'm not gonna lose weight John, that's gonna happen. Someone already screaming started my face when he said hopped on you. Yeah, I'm sorry. I was answering what he thought people would say is the place. I agreed. I've been to hopped on you. I think maybe once or twice here,

mostly based on the fact that who wants to stand in that line? It's an hour and a half line for a mediocre burger. It's a good burger. It's a good burger, but it's still like it's. I also, by the way, they also have them in LA now and there's a line. Tyler Stab is saying Resident Evil had the cups in it Resident Evil had it. That's right. It was Resident Evil that had it. Thank you very much Tyler better burger than hop dot

He's Alamo I'd rather go to Alamo and get one of their burgers and see a movie you can see how I confuse it Yeah, same thing, but that's I'd say Alamo is like got a better burger. It's like four years apart You're not even responding to me. Whatever. Fuck you. So, Alamo was something we were potentially talking about. Okay, the Buffalo cauliflower bites. Yeah, those are so good. They're so good. They don't have them at South Lamar.

They don't have more village. They have them at village and Mueller. I like Mueller. Okay, I had them, they used to have them at South Lamar. Yeah, the Grotto. The Brisket Burger at Mueller. No, good. It's good.

It's a ground up. It's yeah, it's like brisket made into a burger. Okay. So a ground brisket. I mean, how do we know what part is being ground for the rest of it? It's just good. Yeah, the chuck. They get the chuck. Yeah, they get the chuck. They chuck it in there. Grind it.

It is. They use the chuck. But Mighty Fine was the one we chose for the burger place. The reason why I didn't want to choose modifying is that it's the one restaurant that's the furthest away, farthest away, from the convention center. Yeah, there's two in Austin,

or there's one around. We try to stay two in Austin, and they're like as far away as you can get. One is like far north and one is far south. It was, it was, because this is theoretically walked a home slice if you felt like you. if it wasn't a million degrees So your surface of the sun true your center point is the commingent center and you're trying to find it's like an RTX guy

Okay, okay, excuse to eat nine. Yeah, home sizes totally within. It's what it is. Yeah, that's what it really is I just want to eat nine meals, but then we had to come up with some kind of structure you can take a Or ride share or taxida those places where you have a passenger van. Is that what we're doing? Just gonna- Oh, I see what you're saying for the- For our attendees, yeah. Yeah, if people want to go eat at Mighty Fine, and Mighty Fine is a good burger.

That's gonna become a very sad van after a few stops. They don't do the thing anymore at Mighty Fine. They don't! Yeah, they'll stop. They're greeting. How's your day? Good, how about you? Mighty Fine.

They don't get any more of them. Yeah, they're done. Yeah, thank God. I don't like that. I hope we didn't influence over that. A doubt we did, but it's been interesting though, because in setting this up, we want to contact a lot of the restaurants and say, hey, do you want to come out, have like the owner of the manager tell us about your restaurant, because a lot of these are locally owned as well.

We're started in Austin. And the response has been interesting. Like, we're going to Mikkelthaway. Mikkelwait. Mikkelwait. We're going to find out. We we're gonna Michael Flaite. Michael Waite. Michael Waite. We're gonna find out. We did. It's Michael Waite.

That could have been as she was wrong. Never been. So good. But when we told them Ellie called, and apparently she told them we wanted to do this thing, we're coming in, they're like, yeah, whatever. You know, it's like, we'll see if we have time for it. But then apparently that we go look up RTX

and look up Rishchita. And they got back. Oh, what the hell is this? So then they would come back and say, yeah, come on in, whatever. So that was a cool response. According to Mike, there is a mighty fine trailer on Barton Springs Road in your Chouis. There is. There is.

And then we could knock out a trailer and a mighty fine in one go. Ooh, let me talk to Friday. I'll talk to your and see what she has to say about it. Sorry, I just I discovered a trailer recently that I'm in love with biscuits and groovy. Oh, the one I'm Friday. I'll talk to you and see what she has to say about it. Sorry, I just, I discovered a trailer recently that I'm in love with biscuits and Groovy. Oh, the one I like. Is that please good? I drive by there all the time.

I liked it because I'm a total biscuits and gravy trash person and it was fantastic. That was a huge line. Oh, no, not when I went, but I guess I went early in the morning. I just think you know, it's just always people. It's always crap. Yeah, they basically just throw everything

on in breakfast all together with a biscuits and gravy bowl and it's just fantastic. Everyone listen to the podcast right now, it's so hungry. From all this. Yeah, people are saying it's midnight and y'all are talking about food. Do not do this to me. And I'm supposed to not eat food now, it's because we got to go and do it, John. Get ready. It's Wednesday, dude. Wednesday's deal. Also, I'm gonna do on my Instagram. I'm gonna do some live streaming.

I'm moving everything like I used to use Periscope for live streaming. And I used to use Snapchat for stories. Now all that shit, I'm moving to Instagram. That seems like the smart move. Yeah, I, you know, as much as like, it's somewhat shady. The fact that Instagram's like the whole, I made that thing. Yeah, I mean, do you feel like an asshole support? I mean, I feel like an asshole, but it's also just like,

it's part of the social media landscape that people are going to migrate if they like some sort of experience better if they can get a joint experience all in there. And it's not our job, right? So sue them if you got a problem. Yeah. Which I would think that they could at this point. Also, I mean, I just,

I just, I just, I just, I could just fall back on Instagram one because I consolidate apps and I hate opening a bunch of social media apps I don't like doing that and two like I had a I had a more established audience an Instagram that I ever had on snapchat So I'm like bye bye snapchat. I'm trying to mail the control room An image I want to show you but I noticed the emails are all gone now. No, they're back. Oh there it is I see it there okay, so What's I gonna say you said something I want to show you something that my kid does actually I just hold it is. I see it there. Okay. So what was I going to say? You said something. I want to show you something that my

Kid does actually I just hold it up. You mentioned Oh, I don't want to I don't want to move the conversation away too far But he I'll say he mentioned live streaming, you know, via parisco, Instagram I read I wanted to talk about it last week on the podcast, but didn't get to get around to it Apparently live streaming has been banned in China. Why? Because the government now views it as a broadcast medium that they cannot control the message of. Yeah.

So the government told the three largest social media platforms in China that to disable all their live streaming functionality. No one's been told if it's a temporary thing or it's a permanent thing, just gone. And what's weird is they had previously banned erotic eating of bananas on live streams in China. You were not. It was illegal to eat a banana in erotic fashion.

I want to see that would be a test that I want to see of like where the line is. Right. Like who is there like a rule of government censors now? Now. Well, well, now. That's what I you're weak like. Now, now. Well, well, nah, nah. Cause what are your wings like? So here's the thing, is that I think you can erotically not eat a banana. But once you actually eat it, that's off the erotic chart, right? Like you get erotically eat a cherry.

A banana's too close to why somebody bite into it. So it's like up until the moment when they actually do eat it, then they can be erotic. But when they take the bite, I'm out. Did you see, what was the game that came out of E3 that was the pirate game? See if thieves or skull and bone. See if thieves, the one that has the more cartoony looking one.

Oh, the banana. Did you see Griffin McElroy? He's like, when he just took a bite out of the banana, like they would have in the game and he's like, on his, they were doing a recap. What a possibility. Polygon thing. And he went, he bit off half the banana, was would have in the game. And he's like, on his, they were doing a recap when it was possible. Paulie got a thing and he, no, he went, he bit off half the banana,

was having his mouth, and was like chewing on it till the end of their little video they made. It made the best sound. Then he died. Yeah. You know, you could take a unopened banana for lack of a better term.

And you can snap it. You can just really quickly snap it in half, cleanly. Mm-hmm. They're weird. And also monkeys don't peel it the way we do. They peel it the bad way. They peel it the bottom side. I think that they're ways better. I think they're ways better.

You got a little handle when you're done. I also eat apples from the top down. Yeah. And everyone swears to me that I don't know. Wait, wait, wait, wait, like you take an apple, let's say the, did you take the stem off? Did you take the stem off?

First of all, I keep not an animal. You bring this up. I keep forgetting. You can eat it, there's no core. I keep not an animal. You bring this up. I keep forgetting. You can eat it, there's no core. So I keep giving my kids apples. Go ahead. And then I keep forgetting to talk to them about something that I keep. You're bad dad.

No. So I give them fruit and I hand them an apple. And then I forget to keep, I keep forgetting to talk to my kids. Are you supposed to do that at some point? What point was to talk to your kids? Just throw fruit at them. Just bananas and apples at them. Throw the hose on them every day.

And I give them the apple because they like to eat the whole apple. They don't like slices. And then it's not until they hand it back to me that I remember that to tell them to stop eating at a certain point because my dumb kids keep eating all the way through to the core and they're giving me

like this half-mangle just stem part of the apple. Yeah, a little string. Yeah, I'm like, you don't have to eat that part. You could stop when you get to the, like the really crunchy part. Here's what I'm saying. They like it. They might, I don't know.

Actually, they don't stop. I've heard that eating apple seeds is actually bad for you. I think the, am I being a bad person? It's a huge quantity. Too many, right. Like they don't sell apple seeds, roasted apple seeds and bags. I think they have like a little bit of sign-on number something.

Yeah, right, a little bit, but you gotta eat a ton of apples. Okay. But I just eat from the top down bit of sign-in number. Yeah, right, a little bit, but you got a ton of apples. Okay. But I just eat from the top down, and there's no core, like people eat from the sides, and they eat in towards the core, I just eat the entire apple from the top down.

So you eat the core. Yeah, basically, yeah, but it's not the same experience. You got to trust me on this. What? It's not like in an apple, I want to eat an apple right now. It blew my mind. It blew my mind.

It blew my mind. If you just take the stem off and you eat from the top down, you basically eat the entire apple. And you have to spit out the seeds. I feel like you're just pranking me. I'm totally not. Look it up. Where did I find this out?

Didn't we do this on the podcast? It's so easy. It's so legally familiar. I don't know. It sounds like a memory I blocked out. Somebody freaked out and gav and freaked out because he's like, you're eating the core. And I'm like, there's no core.

He goes, you ate the core. And I get that he's like, you're eating the core. And I'm like, there's no core, he goes, you ate the core. And I get that he's right, but it's way more efficient. Like when you get an off philosophical, you're like, there's no core. There's no core. There's no core. It's you that this. Did you send them a photo or something?

No, I was gonna hear, I'll just show you on my phone. So I had a great vacation. I wasn't there last week. I spent, I had a great vacation. This, I wasn't there. Last week, I spent, like, we just had, the kids and I had like nine days in a row together, uninterrupted. Did you talk to them? And it was great.

I did, I spent them fruiting, and I talked to them. I did both the dead things. And like, we did tons of fun stuff. We did a, went to a Dodger game, went to the camera and said, I love Dodger games. Yeah, yeah, that was my, like, I'm not a sports person at all,

but I have such fond memories of going to Dodger games as a kid because I grew up in that area and well, not like the actual Dodger stadium area, but that's the game we went to. We went to Dodger games. That stadium is some prime real estate. And that is like, oh, it's a whole, I just learned there's like controversy around the origins of that stadium.

I'd never heard the story before, but it was in a predominantly Hispanic neighborhood. Yeah. And the city just went in and you victed everyone, like literally kick them out of their house and go to their house. You drive through like just neighborhoods of houses and then all of a sudden the stadium's there.

Well, I think that they're going through that right now with the football stadium they're about to build because one of the things you do when you go to LA is, people always talk to you about two things, how to drive from one place to another. So I've said this for years. Starting a live, actually built a whole sketch called the California. And the other thing is people always tell you where you want to live.

Like, oh, you think you're moving to LA. You definitely want to live here. Those for lease. And like, it's always where they live. It's never where anybody else lives. You know, it's like, oh, if I could, I would live out here. The only person who was like that was Justine. She was like, don't live where I live.

This way, go over here. The only person who was like that was Justine. She was like, don't live where I live, this way, go over here. But I can't really talk. Somebody said, East of Plyivista, I think it's Inglewood, which is not, maybe it's not Inglewood. Inglewood's close to the airport. Yeah, it is. So it's not a great neighborhood,

but they're about to put the stadium in there. And so they're going through the process of like, either the chargers or the raiders. Chargers, there you go. LA, no, they're moving. They process of like, either the chargers or the raiders. Chargers, that's an L.A. No, they're moving. They're moving. What? Yeah.

I think this was last season, they're last season, send you to go for this season, they're last season. It was weird because I was in L.A. last year, and people were walking around on Sunday with like football gear on, like going to the game. I think they were playing the Eagles. And so there's the Eagles and Chargers gear. And I was like, where, what's city am I in?

I'm not used to seeing people walking around in football gear in LA. That's bizarre. Yeah. Just felt kind of strange. Anyway, so 2017 is their first year in LA. 2017 is the first year for the Chargers in LA. Interesting. This year. Yeah. Yeah. This is this coming season. And the Raiders are coming to you, right? Right. So they'll still have the Raiders and they'll have the Chargers. You have to have the two teams in LA. Yes. Don't they have two basketball teams too? Yes. They have the Clippers and Lakers. And then they have Dodgers and then the Anaheim Angels.

Anaheim Angels. Well, they were actually listed as the Los Angeles Angels, because that's who they played. I remember all that time. Yeah. No, they were, I mean, this, when I went to the team, Oh, were they listed as Los Angeles Angels? Yeah, it was Los Angeles Dodgers versus the Los Angeles. Is it just a black hole of like sports teams,

they're just gonna, all sports teams gonna be in LA. All, well, they didn't have a football team forever. I mean, which is crazy. They're the second biggest market in the US and they didn't have a football team, which is the biggest sport arguably. You were telling us about your vacation. So we did that.

We went to the Dodger, Dodger, Dodger, Dodger. I did not. Wait, no, I was, we're wrong. The Raiders are moving to Vegas. Oh, so who's moving to LA? Is there another team moving to LA? There's just the chargers. Where are the Rams? I don. Oh, so who's moving to LA? Is there another team move to LA? The chargers. Where are the Rams? I don't know. The Rams are the Cardinals, maybe.

Alaska. Rams moved. Rams. Very answer to LA. That's you started playing last season. That's it. Sorry. Alaska and Rams. Not this is not none of us are Tyler Coe. This is not sports ball. I can be Tyler Coe. You can tell because this shows too long. What's that? Hey, it's just a game fight night game fight. That's good one. What's that one? What's that? What?

Hey, it's just a night game fight. What's that one? That's good one. What's that? What's that? Hey, it's just a night game fight. What's that one? That's good one.

What's that? What's that? Hey, it's just a night game fight. What's that one? That's good one. What's that? What's that? What's that? Hey, it's just a night game fight. There's a lot of beach. Yeah. But there's also a lot of people.

I always went to beaches outside of LA. Like what? Malibu. Like Redondo. Like a Newport. Where's that? That's like, I think South of a... To Connecticut.

Yeah. Mexico. But yeah, I never went to like, actually wanted to go to like Long Beach or Santa Monica and like that. Yeah, I just like, I was surprised. I thought it would just be packed with all the people. We didn't have anybody like in a 50 foot radius around us

at the beach. What are your criss-cross tea? You're right, exactly. It can you believe that? What did that remind you of anything? What does that referencing? Also a second. No.

Do you remember after the bailout in 2008 when all the banks went down and they were like, oh shit, run a money. Uh, government has to bail us out. We have no choice. Otherwise, this country is over, our economy is dead. So you got to bail us out. There's a huge bailout. Yeah.

And, uh, I watched the big short. I know. There you go. And, uh, A-I-G. A-I-G. Yeah. Had a retreat that same fucking week or the week after at a huge five star resort where they rented the whole thing out and they brought all their execs to have this big retreat.

And I think they passed out bonuses there too, right? He did. And it was just like, and then it was like, you fucking idiots. And then there was all this people who were defending saying, no, no, no, these are the people they have bonuses for doing sales. These are the people in the group that did well. They're actually the good people that are making it, it's like, it doesn't matter.

Just don't do that this week. Just fucking cancel the event. These are the good Nazis. Or they booked it before, yeah, they booked it before the thing. It's like, it just doesn't matter. It just don't do it. Read the room. So, you do.

Read the room, read the room, John. The Jersey had a statewide government shutdown. Okay. Good luck, right? So, they put a bunch of people on furlough, and as a result of George, he had a statewide government shutdown. Okay. Good luck, right? So they put a bunch of people on furlough, and as a result of it, they had to close all the state parks because there's no one there to work them. Okay, yeah. Nobody could go to the beach this weekend except for Chris Christie and his family.

What? So there's photos of him and his family on this empty beach with nobody else around. What a dick. Because the beach is closed, but not for him and his family. Yeah, they're just out there on the beach by themselves on the beach that. And then later he was asked, did you get any sun?

He said no, then the photos came out. And the reports like, well, he was at the beach. His father said, yeah, but he's wearing a hat. So he didn't get me sun. Yeah, blacks at all. That was the best. What is going on, guys? He's wearing a hat.

What is going on? It's like, did you hear her here? Remember the Covefefe, The tweet that Trump put out? I want to say it was Spicer who said it, but like everyone was making fun of it, which was a dumb thing to make fun of. It was just the latest thing. We just needed to smile that people were making exactly.

We're making fun of Trump for. And, but I guess Spicer felt the need to respond to it. And he was like, oh no, it means something. Yeah, there's a select few of us. There's a select group that understands what the president to respond to it. And he was like, oh no, it means something. Yeah, there's a select few of us who understand it. So like group that understands what the president was trying to say. It's like, what are you, are you, are we dumb? Or are you dumb?

Or is it just like, are we collectively just like spiraling down the drain of idiots here? Two dumb waves that maybe if they hit just right, they'll cancel out. You just can't get it. Right, it's like it said it amplifies. It's a brilliant strategy. It's a brilliant strategy. It's a brilliant strategy.

If we ever have any kind of crisis here at the company, I'm just gonna, I'll just, I'll stab John. And then it'll be fine. And then we'll just talk about that. And then the next day, after we're like, why did Bernie stab John, we'll just do something else. We'll blow up somebody's car. We'll just keep doing that.

We'll blow up somebody's car. Where do you want to get stabbed? Not even if you want to take him over the team at that point. Hey, you know what, I've already got stab wounds, just take everything else. Caff, I'll get you in the cap, nothing's gonna happen. Okay, that's nice of you.

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I can't get on there. It won't let me. I'm sorry. How's that computer working out for you? Tell us what's going on. I don't know what's going on. It's probably because I left out and I have the wrong password, right?

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I did. I actually, I got sun. I wasn't wearing the baseball cap. I didn't kick everyone else off the beach. So I was gonna get the fuck out. Uh, uh, what's Harry Potter World? As you know, I'm not the biggest Harry Potter fan in the world. I'm just sad.

Simply because I haven't been exposed to it. Also know sad watched one Harry Potter movie a night at the first part of the vacation to get ready for it. We got all the way through three. I saw Dobby again. It was very excited to see Dobby get a sock spoiler. And what's Harry Potter world? Fucking incredible. Yeah, such a bull. I did. Where's your favorite part? Oh dude, there's a VR ride there where you ride on a quidditch broom and everything else. It is incredible.

It is so much freaking fun to do. Is it like one of, I haven't been to some, I'm gonna ask. Is it like the old, for example, like the back to the future ride or something where you're in a contraption, you're not really moving, but the VR helmet makes it feel like you are? Nope.

You ever see those videos of the idiots in like some industrial complex, where there's a huge robotic arm and they strap a guy to it and swing him around? Oh shit. That's what it's like. Sweet. You're in that at one point you go up, all the way up, which I can tell is must be like, there's a wamping willow.

Take it there, right? Yeah, you did. Good job. And you go by the wamping willow and it like the branch swings and you end up on your back completely on your back. Like what feels like what you're strapped into this thing? It's like a full roller coaster. Dude, it's great. It's go to Universal Studios and go to this thing.

It's the, I don't know what's called, the Harry Potter. Can you say Harry Potter reason just to stop me? Go to Longers Line and that's it. The Longers Line? It was long, 150 minutes when we showed up. Oh my God. What? I wouldn't wait.

At Universal Studios for an extra 40 bucks. Ish. Fat camp. You what? Fat camp. You can't. At Universal Studios for an extra 40 bucks ish fat cat You what fat cat? You can't say fat camp Fat cat fat cat with my 40 bucks got 40 bucks dropping those 40s. So Won't be on the 40 I don't know Taft I'm dropping my tap dropping my taffed. Taffed taffed. But you can get a pass that lets you go to the front of the line.

Who's our 40th president? That would make sense. Was he? No, who was our 40th president? That's the Carter, maybe. I mean, Reagan. That's good and father me. It's close.

Trump's 40th Reagan. Trump's 45. You dropped your 40s. They gave you the front of the line, Pash. You can go to the front of the line. You didn't have to say you were Bernie Bernsey, it's like, let me tell you something, amusement parks are harder.

And I actually, I'll get back to this too. I got a couple things to get back to. You're probably leading up to the thing on my kid's phone that I haven't even gotten to yet. Ruse, the amusement parks are harder guys. As amusement parks, they're so hard. Don't you, have you been to an amusement park since you've been on camera at Ruse Chief?

No. I don't know what it is. Airports are like the only place I expect to get stopped. Yeah. A amusement park's are like three times what airports are. Yeah. But it's great. You know, it's great to see people,

but it's like, it's, you get stopped a lot more there. And I had an experience here that actually, we went to the front of the line for the Harry Potter ride, went to some other stuff, Transformers Ride is also tremendous. Then later on, they were like, hey, you've got this front of the line pass. Let's just go back and do the Harry Potter thing again. Went back, the front of the line only works once.

You can buy a VIP pass. That was like 400 bucks for the day. Oh, that's what I got. It looked heratory. Yeah, we didn't do that. I'm not an asshole. And you know about one of those. She left the kids.

They got little wrists. They got slided on and off. Yeah. And so we went back and then we had to wait in line, but it was like 90 minutes and we thought, you know what? Let's do it. We had so much fun. Let's go again. God in the line, and I had a weird experience. There was, you know, you, the, it's amusement parks.

You do that back and forth shit for 90 minutes. Yeah. So you end up passing the same people over and over again. So there was a guy who very clearly recognized me. Yeah. Like I got very excited when he saw me. And we made eye contact and I was totally ready to say, hello to him when we passed each other. Except he didn't say hello.

He just got his camera out like this and he would just go like this. With me and my kids and I was like, oh, he's just, you know, shy or whatever. No big deal. Then when we passed each other and he was further away, he got on the phone and was like pointing and talking to someone, pointing at me like this.

And I was like, I was like, oh, maybe his friends or Ruchie Fanner or whatever too. But then that kept happening. Like, we kept passing each other and then he would just do this. Like, just film me. Like when the kids when we go by like this. And it happened like four times.

And eventually I was like, kids, I go, hey, let's get out of line. And I've never had that experience before in my life. Oh, we didn't say a word. You know, just didn't just keep filming it. I could tell he was with his mom. And his mom was like trying to push his hand on like, stop. What are you talking about here?

I guess he seemed like 17, 17, 18 I would say. All right. You know, and it's like, I don't think that it was anything he was trying to do that was wrong. It was just like, it was just, it was too much, you know what I mean? And I've never, I've never had that experience before. Yeah.

Ever. And just had to get on a line and go. But I saw like probably seven or eight other people that's often said, hello, just like normal, you know what I mean? And that was totally normal experience. What house are you? I am Hufflepuff. Of course you are. Here's the Harry Potter ride. Except it must grab the back of it because you're on like a huge articulated arm. Maybe the arm's under it. Yeah. At the moment, maybe it is.

Yeah. And it's incredible. It made me realize that VR will be a destination experience. Yeah. I feel like it's, it seems like I thought it, because I have a lot of momentum, it seems like it's a dead at home. Yeah, man.

All the desktop applications. There's no... It didn't make it. There's no compelling story. There's no compelling killer software for it. Right. I thought we would definitely have something by now. Alchemy Labs was like the standout

of people making good beer. Yeah, I mean, the job simulator and the Rick and Morty. It's like, that's fucking nailed it. Great, yeah. And there was a Star Wars one I thought was pretty good. Yeah, I never played that one. Really? It's a fun it. Great. Yeah. And there was a Star Wars one I thought was pretty good. Oh, yeah, I never played that one. Really? Yeah.

It's a fun Star Wars experience. Yeah. You have a lightsaber in your block and, uh, Stormtrooper bolts. I kind of lost the ball. Yeah, Stormtrooper bolts. No, bolts. I was gonna call them Sandtroopers.

I couldn't think of the name of Stormtroopers. Sandtrooper. Five year old me would want to beat the shit out of me for not remembering that name. Did you drink some Butterbeer? Drinks a Butterbeer? Butterbeer is apparently cream soda with butter scotch on top. You can get bottled alcohol.

No alcohol? It's okay. Like after the fifth one I was like, you can get like, there's like a company that makes actually just bottles of it. You can just buy. Really? Yeah, it's not like actually licensed by.

I think they're called something, something called drain. But yeah, and it's actually pretty good. I'm helpful, Puff. The kids are Ravenclaw. I'm sorry. Each of them, what do you? S, Puff. Kids are Ravenclaw. I'm sorry. Each of them, what do you? Slytherin. Are you really?

Yeah, that can make sense. Look at you, you fucking Harry Potter expert. I know. What happened to you? I know. So Teddy got like robes and everything. Teddy was the only person in the Harry Potter. You didn't get robes?

I did not get robes. I didn't get a wand either. They went and got robbed. You didn't get a wand? No, but they got wandered to their kids. Get a wand! I should have gotten a wand. Now that I say that, it seems so clear to me, John, that I should have get a wand either. They went and got right. You didn't get a wand? No, but they got wandered to their kids. Get a wand! I should have gotten a wand. Now that you say that, it seems so clear to me, John, that I should have gotten a wand.

But I was just so happy. How puffle, puffle, puff of you. Am I right? There you go. I don't think I'm there in front of myself. I'm not gonna get the puffle, puff of you. But they can do this thing where they can stand in little parts of it and they can wave the wand and it's interactive and they can make something happen.

Like they bring things to life and they shop windows and stuff. Overall, great experience. Harry Potter World cannot recommend it enough if you're in either Orlando or the Los Angeles area. Or if you're in Hogwarts, that can be cool too. When I went to the last amusement park, the theme park I went to was universal when they opened up like the Simpsons area a couple years ago.

Yeah. The one in Orlando. Yeah. And I went down there and I went to Most Havorn and I can't tell you how disappointed I was that flaming mose don't have alcohol in them. Well, what are you gonna do? Did anything in Moasthavern have alcohol?

Nothing in Moasthavern, but there was a bar across the street. So anything you got in Moasthavern. This password's great. You wanna read it? No, I want you, but I won't. And that's for our network, right? Yes.

So no alcohol in the tavern, but there was alcohol in the Simpsons World area. Right. Logic. Right. I have no idea. What did you order in most tavern? But you want the kids to have these kids.

Oh, what? You want the kids to have these, like butterbears sounds like, why do you have to care about the kids having these? I was fucking thinking. It's a fucking theme park. The kids drink butterbeer and Harry Potter world. If the kids want to appreciate it,

they can fucking pay for their own actions. They can drop their own tats. All right. I'm the ones dropping tats left and right. If only there was a way that we could stop people from ordering alcoholic beverages that are not of age. If it was a way, I would not mess with that if I was a theme park.

Like if you had alcoholic butterbeer and not alcoholic butterbeer. But it's in a bunch of drunk kids. No, I'm talking about most tavern in a place with tavern that had alcohol by it. But then the kids can't have it. It's what I'm saying, right? You're in a theme park.

You're running a business. It's a sensitive theme park. That's an adult cartoon. Listen, people spend shit loads of money on their kids. You know this. You're gonna spend money on your kids. I just throw apples at them. You're not telling me to stop. Yeah, they don't get flaming mose

When you're 21 we can talk about it. They should license the flaming mower thing to bars where bars can make flaming mose But at the theme park you want it to be able to for the kids to be able to have it Why I don't I tried to give Teddy a sip of beer at the Dottrigain you wouldn't take it was in he an arc about it? Did he call a cop over? Yeah? That's a pretty lady would do that not that Teddy but Teddy's like Rack you out for speeding ones taste alcohol yet She might have tasted mine. The border JD called me out. Oh, she might have tasted wine I can't remember. We really have out of my house. I had my first sip of beer like it was like six

Yeah, was it a Rochester Red Wings game? It's the minor league team there. With me it was my granddad at his house in the kitchen. It was a, what was it? It was a, I want to say, it might have been a Milwaukee's best. It's the old kind with the women. It's the same one. God.

Still haven't had that conversation with you. Only if you want them to love you a quarter of time. Give time, give time, don't you? We'll get there when I talk to them. Man, that was crazy conversation. Did you see? We still haven't gone through Bernie's vacation. Oh, real fast. He's testing you.

I'm gonna blaze through it. Harry Potter World. Awesome. Then the next day we did, I'm gonna lost you now. No, the next day we did the Griffith Observatory. I love that one. I love Griffith Observatory. It's so cool. And then the day after that, we did, the Griffith Observatory. I love that. Fucking awesome. I love Griffith Observatory. It's so cool.

And then the day after that, we did a laser light show. The getty, yeah, we did the Planetarium, but it was through the universe, like what the center of the universe is. I love those. According to scientists over time. Did you listen to La La Land and do a dance? No, I stopped doing it.

It didn't make me want to go back and watch La La Land again though, although I hate that fucking movie. You're broken inside. No, I just sent, dude. Hey, I like jazz, do you like jazz? I like jazz fucking movie. You're broken inside. No, I just sent dude. Hey, I like jazz, do you like jazz? I like jazz. I'm not having this conversation. Hate that fucking.

What do you think about jazz? I've got a, I've got an audition to go to. Let's jazz about it. What else did you do on your vacation, Bernie? What the, what the, what the, I just hung out by the pool. I just ruined, you got a waffle? What's that?

What did you say? I went to the waffle, the place in the, where you just go, got the red velvet waffle and the chocolate waffle and everything else. And then it went out. And then now we're to the part that some burning has on this. And then I was in the car with my kid. We're taking it Uber somewhere for some reason. I was a driver to the dormitory actually. And I was watching my kid use his phone. And he goes to his home screen. He has like an iPhone 5, I think. He goes to his home screen.

And it's all just colors. Like it's all bands of color. Like there's purple, like his folders, purple, blue, red, orange. And here, I'll hold it up. That's he sent me a screenshot. These are actually his icons. Yeah, color coordinated. And it's listed as orange. Like he puts, he organizes all of his apps by color. And I was like, interesting.

Why would you do that? I go, is it just for aesthetics that you do that? He goes, no, that's how I organize it. And then I was like, well, I put mine in entertainment, I'm social or whatever, and he goes, he goes, well, where would Twitter be? I go, blue. And he goes, where's Netflix?

I go, red. And then I had to think on my phone, where's Netflix? And I was like, well, it's either in accounts or it's an entertainment. It was actually a brilliant way to sort, I call it apps. So I sort things like you do.

And I know, like for me, Twitter's in social, Netflix is in video. Twitter's not in a folder. And it's one muscle memory, right? Yeah, the problem I have is I have so I sort things like you do and I know like for me Twitter's and social netflix's in video Twitter's not in a folder and it's one muscle memory the problem Yeah, the problem I have is I have to keep similarly colored icons away from each other Otherwise, I tap on the wrong one Like you'll go accidentally go to tumblr right like with me Nobody wants to get a tumblr you get lost there's two that I always clear the ones I was click on By accident tumblr I have to keep the weather channel app and the United app as far away from each other

as possible. So invariably click on the other one when I'm looking for one. Yeah. I have two red apps that I always pick the wrong one. Yeah. Also, what was it? Photos and something else seems so similar to me. Maybe it's Game Center.

They look like the same. Game Center is still installed. For a while I did when I would check my fog of the world ranking. And I would actually always go into photos. That was the best feature they were added. But I thought that was really interesting because at first it just seemed like an aesthetic reason

to do it, but then I realized from a functional level, he just, I've seen people organize their screens in that way, but not like putting them into folders. Where they've done it for just for aesthetic reasons. I think even Lewis does that. You ever seen people who will have a page of apps that they don't use, but they just use the letters that are part of the icon to spell words?

That's one of the things. That's pretty funny. It's like the Spotify thing where the titles of the songs make a line. It looks like a re-act, and it looks like a ransom note, because it's all the different like fonts and everything else too. Did you hear about that new dating app called First?

We're going after you, by the way. Oh, get out of here. What is first? It's only Rue Chitith first members. Oh, no, no. Is it, what, what, what, before each play, is it John? There's a new dating app called first. What is it?

It is, I don't know. Is it something where if you get matched with someone, you get bonus points from being the first person to talk. I'm gonna say, let's come back to that in a second too. I'm gonna say it's for virgins, and only virgins can be on this dating app, Gus. I don't know how you verify that. No, it's, you do not see anyone's photos.

You basically create a date or look for a date. So it's like, I sign up, right? And I'm like, okay, I want to go to the Drafthouse at Mueller on Thursday at around 7 p.m. and I'm willing to pay for the movie. And then on the other side of the perspective match would be like, yeah, I kind of want to go. Yeah, I'll agree to that date. Like that sounds like something I want to do. Or you could say, like, I want to eat at this restaurant on this day at this time, but I want to split the bill. Or you go looking for someone who's proposing to crack me.

So you're matched up with people based solely on what you want to do, not on like... Anything else. That's a no. Yeah, that sounds... That's a hard no. A lot of people want to do stuff I do, but I don't want to go on dates with them. Yeah, that sounds like a really... How many people are going to end your project?

I want to go on a date with attractive people. That's what everyone's going to write. It's like, all right, I'm going to track it personally. My date is I want to go to the gym, where I go all the time. Can you go to the gym all the time too? I want to go running outside. I want to go climb states at the stairs first. I don't know.

I wonder about these dating apps too, because it's like all these layers. I pose a question on Twitter though, though, day. I'm sure I'm like some screenshots of it, like the way you set it up and everything. That there has to be, I don't like that, it's like a calendar. There has to be a Tinder baby out there,

like a baby that exists. And people know, I met my wife on Tinder, and we had a baby. That's not what I mean. I mean, there's a baby that exists, because people hooked up on Tinder. Of course. And they decided to keep the baby.

And now there's a baby that exists just because of Tinder, even though the couple didn't stay together, that's what that was kind of thing. You know, like when there's a blackout and there's a bunch of babies born because there's a blackout. You know what I'm supposed to do? You want to fuck? There you go. So there has to be the Tinder.

But then I was thinking about two eyes. One of my favorite subreddits is there's a tinder subreddit, which is just funny screen caps from tinder. But that's I could just submit a few. Yeah, you got some funny ones. So explain to me how the process, you explain to me how the process of tinder works. As someone I have never used tinder. I am a tinder virgin Gus ever used tinder.

No. Okay. What's that face? How would I ever use it? What do you mean? You just have your phone. I don't know. You can't remember. I've been married 11 11 years I've even married 11 years yeah do you think he was

my marriage pre-dates the iPhone if you if you to ask me John I would have said like five six years no no you're almost for over four years now you got pretty defensive when I asked yeah I don't know what's being applied here can we get can we get a comparison of his face between hot body and that one? I don't know that I would have used Tinder. Like I, I want to say, I like to do it. I like to do it. I'm at least with Ashley, like the month that Tinder came out.

And you know, it just didn't seem like a thing. I don't know if I would have ever used it. I'm also worried it's like a match. I just would be like every word that's like people with screen cap, my profile and just post it everywhere. But that doesn't really happen to anybody else at the company who's single. Do you explain to me, I'm a Tinder virgin, how does the process work?

You're on Tinder and what happens? Be Tinder with them. From my cranial profile or from like that? No, no, no, you're getting on the login. You get on and you just have a stack in the as far as user interfaces, concern of people. And they just have their picture there

and you can either meet these swipe left or right, left is no right is yes. Or, and you can either immediately swipe left or right. Left is no right as yes, or it kind of shows like the description of their profile, and maybe their job title and where they, how far they are from you. So left is get out of here, right is. Right is to go and then it's like rings. Huh?

Your play rings? Sorry. Yeah. And so if you want to know more about, you shouldn't get on Tinder. If you want to know more about it, you can tap on their profile and see more of their photos, and now they've added more and more information to the app and you can get Instagram connected

to it and Spotify connected to it. And then what happens? And then if I swipe right, then I'm just waiting for them to find my profile and for them to swipe right as well. Once two people have swiped right on each other, then you get a notification. You've got a match.

Do it. Sorry, I'm gonna ask a question. Go for it. So if you swipe right on someone, algorithmically, is it more likely then you get a notification, you've got a match. Don't wait, sorry, I'm going to ask a question. Go for it. So if you swipe right on someone, algorithmically, is it more likely that they're going to see you? Like, do you get surfaced better or is it still random? I don't think so because they have other features that are pay features

that can allow that kind of stuff to happen more. Okay. Things like super likes. Pay to win. Yeah. Pay to win. Not even a joke. There's pay to win features on Tinder.

But then you get a, you get, you have a match and then a conversation window opens in front of the app that is blank. Then what happens? Someone starts the conversation. But who starts the conversation? It depends. Everything I see.

Is it like a showdown? Everything I see is it opens up and the, all the screenshots I'm seeing are the guys have the opening line. I think there's still some weird of between when it's a guy on a girl match you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, there's some weird. I okay, so yeah, I expect she's still there. The guys can take the lead on putting himself out there. I felt like I like you. I like you. But let's do this. I felt like coming out of a long-term marriage and that kind of thing into the day anymore. I felt kind of like Tom Haysley married. Just a long-term marriage. Well, that long term is implied.

That's the thing, well, you may be married for a year. Yeah, but you may get sound like it's like, I was married for like half a day. It's part of my story that I was off the dating market for over a decade. What a fucking tragedy. It's so tragedy. I was gone and now I'm back, everybody.

Welcome back. Are you back, you single? What's your status now? Are we talking about that? tragedy. That's so tragedy. I was gone and now I'm back everybody. Welcome back. Are you back to your single, What's Your Status Now? What are we talking about that already? Okay, let's go ahead. Let's go ahead. Sorry. Sorry. So.

You've deradled. You've deradled now. She got out of your long-term marriage. Yeah, I'm like out of my long-term marriage. I'm really loaded up Tinder. Meadly, a load up Tinder. And no, I thought like, I was like, it was like the Tom Hanks scene

from Seabed and Seattle where he's been explained, like how dating works and like, they like, he's explained that yeah, you don't have both people pay and it's now equal opportunity, but no, it's still considered like, I've gone out with people with girls that are like, they just wait for me to pay

and that kind of thing. And I'm like, and I'm like a gentleman. So I'm like, okay, I guess I'll pay and that kind of thing. And same with talking first, the guy has to leave. The guy's saying like, that's fucking bullshit. And I'm not saying this to everybody. If you use the first app, you could designate ahead of time that you want to split the bill.

I'm definitely not making this a blanket statement of all women, but I'm saying that is a big trend on Tinder, which is I think is why an app like- The expectation is the guy's gonna start an app. I think that's why apps like Bumble started, which are like girls first apps, which like forces girls to be able to. Well, what's the difference between Bumble and Tinder? Okay, you open up and I know this one.

Okay. So I create a profile of Bumble and get a match like that. Yeah. But the guy can't contact the girl. The girl has contact the guy. Has to be started by the girl. Okay. I don't think that's a forcing women to take a lead role.

I think it's giving empowering them to not be right. It's a reaction though to a trend on another while widely used app. That's what Bumble is. Bumble like, does it make sense? Like, why would you do this? Oh, it's because on other apps, that's not the case. Well, I do think that like some of the stupid shit

that people say is like pick up lines or just like, you know garbage statements that people say on Tinder. I think it's because it's like just a bunch of guys who are just like playing numbers games and trying to cut through all that noise and Trying to make it impression. You still haven't watched Master of None have you? I haven't where he has his one joke that he uses. The line that's been ruined apparently and that no one can ever use it. Go into Whole Foods. Go into Whole Foods, go into Whole Foods. You have anything? Yeah, and he gets asked on a date if he uses that line with everybody. And then he says he doesn't.

And then later in the episode, he starts of a conversation is exactly the end. So he has this opening line. I mean, there's, I mean, I don't think I ever had an opening line for anything, but yeah, you're just, just scraping at some way to start a conversation, I guess. Who do Whole Foods get bought by just recently?

Amazon. Amazon. Yeah, I thought they were Foods get bought by just recently? Amazon. Amazon. Yeah. I thought they were gonna get bought by like, Safeway or something like that at one point. There was, I think there was rumor of Kroger buying them. Whole Foods Kroger.

It was some like basic grocery store. Right. One of my favorite business stories of all time was Austin is the home of Whole Foods. And I don't know if it's currently the CEO of Whole Foods, but I assume it is. There was a few years ago that though, the CEO of Whole Foods would attempt to do devalue a competitor,

whether I don't know if they were gonna purchase them or something. It wasn't Sprouts. I think it was Sprouts. I think it was Sprouts. And so he anonymously, he went and created All the Counts on forums, and I'm not really sure how it was discovered. I remember this story.

And he was discrediting sprouts. Yeah. And that was what this all the account did. Like, oh, they're, they're, they don't know what they're doing over there. Yeah. You know, they don't know how to keep fresh produce. It's like things, thinking that's going to devalue this company to where you can either buy it or run it out of business.

And then he started like complimenting himself. Yeah. That's how they found it. Like he was, he was, and has anyone seen the CEO of Whole Foods? He got a new haircut. I think it looks great. Oh, this is something so like this guy's nothing better do than to get on and make these all the counts. That's a new look better. It's such a low. Yeah. If you're going to be doing that, you're going to be like trying to devalue sprouts. You got to fucking throw shit back at yourself, too. Deflect. There you go. Yeah. That haircut looks stupid,

but inside he's like, I know the know, the haircut looks good. I know. It's like, I paid $150 for this. I'm a fat cat. A fat cat, I'm a CEO of a multi-billion dollar corporation. All right. I finally got to put where I can enter in a goddamn... You should try to get on the Wi-Fi. I'm doing it while I'm having a conversation.

Yeah, I'll give you a break so you can do that. I'm going to read this here. Okay. One of my mind everyone, this episode of the podcast is also brought to you by Maltisers. So thanks to Maltisers responsible this episode of the RT podcast, Maltisers are now in the US. To celebrate, we're gonna play a little game of Fuzball with Maltisers to see who the ultimate Fuzball

champion is, I'm gonna play John. Oh yeah, we're gonna play a game. I'm gonna pull this out. Maltisers will be at RTX, so make sure to stop by their booth and play some of these Maltisers games yourself. I'm actually gonna be at their booth at one point. There their booth and play some of these malteasers games yourself I'm actually gonna be at their booth at one point. There's gonna be prizes and some special appearances from Rupert's Teeth Tellet. Yeah, I'm gonna go hang out there

So be sure to stop by and check it out and John and I we went over the rules before we started the podcast So we're just gonna hop right into it rules are I'm gonna win when you play foosball with malteasers as the ball Yep, and then if you make a goal you get D1 Yes, so that's the way you get to treat yourself with a little Malteseer. If you score a goal, you play much was well, John. I used to back when I was in high school and like did like camps and stuff like that. Hold on a size. I got a drop. Yeah, I used to play a lot back at the old Ritz downtown, which became the Alamo Ritz. Oh, get out. I scored on myself. That always happens. That happened too fast. Again. All right.

I scored on myself. Got always happens. That happened too fast. We'll get. All right. They're one over here. No, you gotta, you gotta play. I don't want to touch yours. Oh, I don't care about that.

You know I don't care about that. Gang it. Okay. Stop it. No, no, no, no. No, I can't see the whole, yeah. It's even playing field, John. No, no, no, no, I can't see.

I can't see. That's not how you do it. I can't let you down. It was stuck All right score is one to zero Gus is destroying John is destroying me. It's just like playing PUBG Now I got it. Oh got it there. Yeah scores one to one last one last one Good luck boys Don't bring pubs. It's the most athletic thing I've seen you guys do ever No, no, no! I win.

Big weiner. I still won. Winner winner. Multiser, Jim. Thanks, Multiser. We're giving a special injury. I knew, but I'm going to face. While playing a Multiser.

What? Who's ball? You're a horrible influence. You're a horrible influence. I want it. You guys, I want to blame beyond tonight because we did that podcast. Let's play in Bellar Grounds that I released this weekend. Yeah, that was fun. It was uh, yeah, Bernie gets very

shouting in that game. Oh my god. I was sitting next to you during recording that and then watching it back. I didn't get it. It's like you were you sounded manic you sounded like you're a lunatic We're not changing direction and what we're doing. I loved it. You were just yelling so much. It's fun You got so mad when I crossed over you During that that firefighting it's so funny because I'm looking down my totally blew it out of proportion Yeah, it was like it was like We're watching like I didn't get out of you in the way of your entire shot You can see you the shot out of proportion.

I'm in the scope and I'm like zeroing in on the guy and I was always bullets like on the wall next to me like but I wasn't like I didn't want you made it sound like I walked in front of you. I will tell you what I will tell you what no you didn't want you open fire like you did later in it did not without calling your shot. I'm confirmed that one was definitely confirmed. No there's one later to where it's like a guy comes out of a house and you all start freaking out. You're like, you should wait there. It's like, I see him. I'm just letting him get it all the way around the corner.

I'm not just going to shoot the moment I see somebody. Like line him up, get him, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, and get him in a position where I can take him down. Thank you. It's so fun. Thank you. It's so fun. And it gets better all the time. Let me tell you something. They release screenshots.

I realize I just purchased that game June 5th. I've had it less than a month and I've already put 80 hours into it. That's fantastic. The game. So good. That should than a month and I've already put 80 hours into it. That's fantastic. The game so that should be a case study for how to do an early access game. They're doing everything right. Yeah, they're updating on a regular basis. They're listening to players there. I mean, projecting things we're going to be doing in later updates with the zombie stuff and the whole thing and everything. We played that zombie mode the other day. Oh, did you, did you play the custom mode? Yeah, yeah, you set it up on a custom server. It's not so it's not the first party one that they're developing. No, it is. Oh, so bluehole release that. Yeah. Oh, shit. I'm gonna play that. It's a when you die, do you become a zombie? No, you're out. I PBE. What do you mean? No player control zombies? The player, the old zombies are player controlled. Explain it. So your first squad, you know, you've you've seen the interface when you set up the game, right?

Like, before we go into the custom match, yes. You say, if you say, like, for example, four player teams, the first team of four players is humans, and then everyone else, the other 96 are zombies. Oh. So, is it just a way smaller map? No, it's the same map.

Is it a randomizer of who gets to be? But what they, what we realize, what they do is, in the plane, the zombies will go into first-person mode and look at you to see when you jump out of the plane. Oh, damn. So you'll jump out and then you just have a whole lot of them. You'll have a horde of them jumping out immediately with you. It's gonna be scary. That's a bummer. Parachuting zombies sounds bad. Yeah, so I mean, I mean, zombies didn't have They should have no, they should have no parachutes, but then they should be waiting for you on the ground. It would be fantastic. Well, they have, yes, they don't have less air resistance because they have holes in them too. I was very sorry.

But they have less mass. So what's the terminal velocity of a zombie? That mass doesn't matter for falling. I'm just, I don't know. I've been excited. Is that a question for like minute physical resistance? So yeah, it's really fun. While we're on the brief topic of science,

are we gonna play PUBG after this? No. I will. I'll play after this. Do those. You two play. Oh, don't get too excited. No, I mean, we can get somebody good to help us and play this? No. I will. I'll play after this. Doos. You two play. Oh, don't get too excited. No, I mean, we can get somebody good to help us and play in a squad.

Stop it! John and I played in a great squad the other day. Yes. We had a blast playing with those guys. I just picked up a squad of randoms and then John happened to get online. Yes. Played with them and it was fun. They actually posted on Twitter that guy put up a video of the match before you showed up.

Oh, okay. I got to execute somebody with a crossbow in the butt, which is so great. But that's a sentence you thought you'd say in your life. I actually called it out before we did it. I said I was gonna shoot a crossbow up somebody's butt and then I got to do it in the game. You're just magical.

Magical. Sometimes you can call shit that happened. You just gotta put it out there in the universe. Although I gotta say this game, it's like the only thing I don't like about this game and I really don't like it, I don't like the acronym. I don't like pub G. I don't like PUBG.

PUBG. I love PUBG. Because I wish I could go to say the name of the game. I always want to call it public battlegrounds. I feel like it is your fault. It is. It's 100% my fault, but it's not the game that's broken. It's you.

It's broken. Yeah, Bernie was also a couple weeks ago. Bernie was also complaining to me. He was like, I just wish the beginning of the game to start it a lot faster and picked up pace. I said, just jump in a more populated area. Go to the cheeky. Go to the school. I meant the lobby part. I don't like waiting a minute lobby, then another minute the plane.

45 seconds. Oh, it's a squabby. They cut that down. No, no, no, the parachute is very strategic. It's strategic, but you could still make it faster. No. Now it's fast enough. And the last part of it takes for fucking ever. It's your finesse. I know you're fin takes for fucking ever. It's your finesse. I know you're finessing. I get it. It's also time to look around to see who's around. No, the parachute's perfect.

I can all agree with the lobby. Can't be. Maybe I should also kill people in one hit, period. Melan guns need to be out. If I hit you with a fucking robot, you're dead, dude. You're out. Where do you hit me? In the gut?

Yeah. But the site, there's something like that. You know, sickle, let's take me down. Yeah. But what if I have like a red bull and I drink it right after? All right. Now we're we're in battleground stock at this point. So what would you change about the game? Uh, what would I change about the game? I mean, the thing that bugs me the most, they're already going to fix. It's always been the vaulting mechanic over low cover. Yeah. But that's already going to be addressed. Uh. I wish that cars were a little better. They've gotten better. They've gotten better. They've gotten better. But getting into

them. I love the cars. I love driving that game constantly. I feel like they're a little too live. They get to the driver's seat from any side now. Yeah. You as you can always hit control one once you're in. So you as a you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as you as You easy, you easy. I feel like they're a little too light. Like they flip over, like get too much air, a little too easily.

It's a huge map. I think there's some places where you hit a box and it's like, all of a sudden you're flying to the air. Oh yeah, I'll say one thing. Let me run through Haystacks. The Haystacks stop and you like a boulder is the most BS physics ever. That would absolutely stop you.

It would stop your car. How much of a hay bail? That tiny little ones? It would not stop it like that. I'm thinking of hay bales. you're talking about the hay stacks, a little like oval mounds. Not the big round things in the middle of the game. No, okay.

Oh, let's think of the big round things. Yeah, that's a pale. Okay. Yeah, because I've hit those feet on you. Is it a pale? I guess it's a pale, or is a pale just a small rectangular one. Yeah, but that's, I mean, what's the big round? Large round bales, yeah.

It's a pale, right? So, here's what I would do Right away I'm a developer for this dad critters No like little raccoons were around that player that player What would be cool as if there's birds that are always like ambient noise But if you don't hear birds like you know like oh, there's someone over there. Yeah, that's pretty intense. I like that Yeah, also I would have been a way that like you can... Sharks.

You can move in a house and not make noise. Sharks. Go pro. But you're like, you don't make any noise when you go pro? It's a lot less. Okay. Yeah, there is no noise. Tings of noise.

I did take my shoes off. I don't know if that works. I don't know if that's that. The thing I'll say about tings of shoes off is your footsteps sound different. Yeah, but everybody thinks of shoes off. I discovered that. Not everyone. I discovered in the lobby, if you take all your clothes off and then go into. Yeah, but everybody thinks of shoes off. I discovered that not everyone.

I discovered in the lobby, if you take all your clothes off and then go into the plane, you don't have your clothes. You can leave them in that in that preloading. Learn that. What are you doing? Just getting naked. John's on Tinder. You can't give her the parachute though.

I thought I would move picking up clothes to a different key. They said they fixed that whole revive thing and I seriously was next to a car and had a buddy down, went to revive him in a very heated firefight and me and they got in the car. Yeah. And then we both died. I was like, nope, not fixed yet. Nope.

Yeah, but I would definitely move clothes to a different key. You hate the clothes. You complain about it in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, you just don't, you don't ever want to pick clothes. I would never want to pick up a piece of clothing. I've never, no.

And it's just like, unless the helmet, which is different, that's equipment. Or vest. But like the Cosmetic Loan, like the shirt and the jeans that all look the exact same on the floor.

Shoes. Don't touch it. If I got to keep it in my inventory, once I found it, then I would do that way more frequently. What about a duster? No, I wouldn't do that. You don't automatically pick up dusters?

Here's what. Oh, I used to. He gave me a good reason not to. There was a dude behind a rock and his little duster was like fluttering behind like out from the rock and go, I feel like that. All right, so this is my strategy of being naked works. It's also clothing goes against your weight limit.

There's a weight. What? Yeah. No, it eats in your carry capacity. I'm staying naked. So wait a minute. If I have a jacket, I can carry less stuff than if I have no clothes on it.

Try it. Go in that big sense. Take it off and look at your bar decoupling. What are you jamming it in your underwear? What are you doing there? I'm just seeing. So you're like, I'm just seeing pockets. All right, the other thing I do is I have a big ability

to lock a weapon so that you don't accidentally like, oh, I have a fully loaded scar. Oh, I hate that. And it's like, oh, here's Newsy, I'll get rid of my crossbow. Then I down the road, it's like, why don't we have an oozing a crossbow? Oh, yeah. And evensy, I'll get rid of my crossbow. Then I down the road, it's like, why don't we have an Uzi in a crossbow? Oh, yeah. And even just if I switch a gun,

if I switch a gun and the gun's got accessories, that the accessories all expand from the gun. For the go into your inventory or something. Yeah, so at least on the ground. So I'm like, expand on the ground. So I can go, oh, shit, I, there was a scope in that thing. I gotta pick the gun back up, take the scope off, put the gun back.

But do you have like a designated area? Like I always use my short range weapon is number one, and my medium or long range weapon is number two. Yeah, you nailed it. Yeah. It depends. If I have a shotgun, shotgun's always number two. Number two is always my burst weapon

for going into a house. Yeah, so I guess I guess I'm the opposite of that. My long range gun is one, people can name 16 or M4, but if I have like a KR98, I will have that bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a

little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a brought a three 360, about Xbox one out to LA so that the kids, if there was ever down time, you know, they'd have a an Xbox to play. Yeah. And I loaded up, I was like, man,

I haven't played an Xbox game in a long time. Peace. You know what I ended up playing? Downloading updates. No, I ended up playing left for dead too, a 360 game. Damn. Just like I played through dark carnival. And it's a good level. It is. It's really cool. The squeaky nose, the squeaky clowns. Oh, yeah, they're so scary. Yeah, terrifying. Did you see? I'm John. I'm on a PC gamer now. I really am. I play more PC than anything else. Did you see Elon Musk announced they're gonna have the first Tesla Model 3? I got this Friday. Yeah, so what serial number one will be done this Friday I was trying to segue to that when I said now that we're briefly talking about science. Yeah, oh is that it that's incredible Dude, it's huge. That's a head of schedule. They said they're actually slightly ahead of schedule. They're gonna deliver the first 30 model 30s

July 28th and he estimated that by December they will be producing 20,000 cars a month. Yeah, they said in August they're gonna do 100 cars in September They're gonna do 1500 and that by December they'll be hitting 20,000 cars a month. What's the explanation behind the like the stunted release of these things and the limited amount? Is it just sheer resources availability? Why isn't just why is there always like, why is there waiting list and that kind of thing?

I've never had that. Well, Tesla's like developing the technology. Okay. They're having to build the batteries. Yeah. Okay. So that's all it is. It's just as they're going. But Texas almost got that battery factory.

I think they're just they just dangled it out there today. Yeah, what's the one that isn't Jordan on a waiting list for one? Yeah, Jordan. Okay, I think one of the funhouse guys is Joel. I thought Joel Rubin was. Oh, Joel Rubin. Okay, yeah, probably you are. Yeah, you're going to swap out.

I think you're right. What are you going to do with your with your uh my Prius? Yeah think you're right. What are you gonna do with your uh, with your uh, with my Prius? Yeah. You're right of it. Sell it. Okay. The new Prius, there's a lot of MNLA. Oh, I don't like it. It looks a little weird. It looks aggressive and I don't associate the Prius as being a particularly aggressive car. I'm gonna be glad. I'm glad that like Tesla showed up and it's kind of derailing the dealership model.

Because I got fucking pissed off. You mentioned my Prius, I got pissed off at my Toyota dealership, I bought that car from. Last week? Last week? Yeah, last week I got an email from them. And I get all my service done there because I've got a service contract,

the warranty built in with the car, all of that. I got an email from them that was like, hey, it's confirming we're gonna be seeing you at 9 a.m. on July 7th for your appointment that you scheduled. Let us know if you can't make it. And that's very bottom-up. It's like BDC department. What the fuck is that? So I googled it. It's a business development center. So it wasn't them. No, it was them, but it's like they're sales guys. We were like trying to get me to go down there. Oh. To like, oh, at least get you to call. Right. And I was like, I just replied, I was like, fuck you.

And it's the first day of RTX. I was like, you say fuck you? No, I was like, I never made this appointment. I was like, don't screw with me. Don't try to get me there for no reason. Yes, we. So fucking mad. It's like, they're fucking just trying

to do whatever they can to get you back in there. That's so shady. Just screw you over. Yeah, it's so funny. I don't tell you to get mad about that, but a company called me back like two or three times. 80% of the calls that I get on my mobile phone are now just garbage.

Same. It's either a telemarketing thing or mostly it's just nothing. This is like hangs out? Nothing. It's like what's going on that they just want to call my phone and not do anything. They want to verify the numbers active. Like two or three times a day,

I feel like it's just a random number calls. I have a pretty good screening for those in that since I still have a California area code anytime it's California area codes, I'm like, nope, ain't nobody in California. I'm talking to you. I mean, there's like a lot of towns around Austin.

A couple of weeks ago, AT&T released an app you could put on your phone that blocks numbers that people report as being spam. Yeah So here's what I did. I got a call. I was at Harry Potter world with the kids call. So I'm like, it's nothing to client it Another call comes in different number Different city, but I was like, I know it's the same thing and I declined it again They call back again two minutes later. Angela phone Hey, we're a local security company.

We're gonna be in the Austin area. We went on to combine, assess the security at home. I said, I'm fine. My security's great. I said, just, everything's fine. I got a full system at home, everything's set. Thank you, though. Cameras and everything.

And they're like, okay, well, we're just gonna be in the area and one of the things. I said, I'm not even there. I'm on vacation for the next week. So I can't use it. Thanks, bye, and hung up. And I went, that was not even there. I'm on vacation for the next week. So I can't use it. Thanks, bye and hung up. And I went, that was a huge mistake. Yeah.

As soon as I said that I was on vacation at that time, I was like, oh shit, I should not have said that. You're gonna find out how good that sister me. Nothing came of it though. Nothing came of it. I returned from my vacation with the boys and everything's fine. I'm back in Austin now. Thank you.

Congratulations. I gave up my place in LA, trying to be looking now at a more permanent solution. We'll see what happens, but for the time being, I'm bad, but Austin resented again. That was a long two weeks. I was gone two months. You believe it?

I noticed it every single day. I, yeah, gone. John would be crying in the corner. I'd have to comfort him. Just next to your office. But I wanted to be back for the 100 degree temperatures in this fucking miserable. Yeah, why would John would be crying in the corner. I'd have to comfort him just next to your office, but I Wanted to be back for the hundred degree temperatures in this fucking miserable. Yeah. Why would you miss it? Did you hear the other day that there were flights canceled at the Phoenix Airport because it was too hot for planes to take off?

What is that? How does that happen? Yeah, I guess the temperature at the airport. I want to say was I know he is I'm I'm setting it up. Okay, go ahead It was either above 100 question. He was explaining it. It was either above 120 or 125. I forget what it was. What? But once it gets hot enough, the air becomes thinner. So planes can't generate and lift to take off. So it's like being in a wall, like the,

what do you call the wash? What's the exhaust? Yeah. Trail holy cow. So they said that the temperature's different depending on your altitude and your humidity and a bunch of factors. So there's not like one overall temperature, but they said that they actually hit that depending on your altitude and your humidity and a bunch of factors. So there's not like one overall temperature.

But they said that they actually hit that condition at the Phoenix Airport and no planes were allowed to take off. It's amazing the heat that's in Arizona. It's unbearable. I used to have family that was in Arizona the only time I ever visited Arizona, I go there. And I like more than any city I've ever visited, like going from a air conditioned place to the outside was like and like going through a wall. Yeah. It's terrible. Well, we got to lean into it. Arizona is just like, uh,

awesome about two because it's awesome. I think I think I've been a pretty windy city. It gets windy. It does get windy. And then when it's hot and that wind is like a blast furnace, it's just like, yeah, and also we have a weird thing here at stage five where we all work in this environment that is set up for stages. So there's not a lot of natural light. Nope.

And there's very little ambient light in this place. It's very dim all the time. Yep. So when you walk out that door, it's like, you can't see anything. It's also sometimes just a gamble. Can you hit by a flashbang? Yeah. It's disorienting, especially after we're done with the podcast, because I'm used to it

normally being dark or late. I still haven't made the adjustment yet. Yeah, we're walking like, oh shit, it's hot, it's bright. Yeah. It's disorienting, especially after we're done with the podcast because I'm used to it normally being dark or late. I still haven't made the adjustment. Yeah, we're walking like, oh shit, it's hot, it's bright. Yeah, fuck. I was speaking to flashbang, someone used to stun grenade against me and pubg the other day. Oh.

It did not blind me, but it made all my sound ringing. And like I couldn't hear anything. Oh, I've seen blinding. Like there's a, yeah, I'm, I just had a conversation just last night with my buddies I was playing and I was like, I often forget to have grenades and I forget to use them because I'm just like not even thinking about using this as a tactic. The most useful when I use is smoke.

I pick them up all the time though. When I, I lots of times I'll forget in the heat of the moment. Achievement Hunter, did you watch the, did you watch their playthrough? Yeah. With Alfredo? They ended up winning. Lucky sons of bitches. Dude, they spent that entire round, the entire round walking around picking stuff up. They didn't run into another person, not a single other player until there were only six

people left in the game. They were four of them. So they were four on one on one. So they were handed a mother fucking chicken dinner. And the best part was they were down the last guy. And uh, how many did he kill? Just Jeremy, not spoil anything. But Jeremy, it was a really good tactic. Jeremy went out to find him and said, when he shoots me, get him. And, uh, Ryan said, here, I think I know where he's,

I'm gonna, like, I got this. And he throws a grenade at right at the guy, but he throws a smoke grenade. Oh, he knew he was throwing a smoke grenade, but he said he just wanted the, like, disorient the guy. He wanted to kill his line of sight. It he said he just wanted to like disorient the guy. He wanted to kill his line of sight. It's like, no, you put some on the guy that you're trying to find. That's what he would do to try to escape.

It was such a funny moment. I learned a game mechanic, the hard way in that game once with a buddy. You know, like when you're in GTA and you're in a passenger in a car and you start holding the trigger, you can like, when you're better, like see for your arms out the window holding it and you can just be out there kind of like that. He was driving in a car with me in pub and he pulled out of grenade.

Oh God. And just held on to it and I said, you're gonna kill us. He's like nah, and then we both exploded in the car together. That's funny. I saw somebody killed by a vehicle explosion in a game I said, I know that was a thing. Oh, I said a clip to Gus.

I got hit by a bombardment in a car. All roads lead back to us talking about PUBG. We can stop. Let's talk about something. So people, who is this? I got a pair. Someone on Twitter, Arya Holmes, Agent Valkyrie TV,

is saying that the Phoenix grounding was just for regional jets. It was just the bombardier CRJ or C. So certain size. And not bigger, like 737. And he or she is correct. The 737 had a higher temperature that it could still fly to. But speaking of which, United had one of those

Bombadier CRJs on fire yesterday in Denver. And if you all saw that photo, why? The plane landed on the Denver airport, then on the runway, one of its engines caught fire. Guess if there's a time. Yeah, it's like, thank God it didn't happen just a little earlier. So there's like photos of people like on Twitter tweeting, like as they're leaving the plane,

like just engine on fire. Okay. That's scary. Yeah, I had to talk to my kids because I lived in a, I lived in a, I had a weird LA like living experience when I was there, I lived in a high rise. Like I'm a 23rd floor of this building. Cool. In downtown LA, because I've never done that before. So I'm gonna do high rise. I'm a 23rd floor of this building in downtown LA,

because I've never done that before. So I'm gonna do that. And I wanted the kids to have that experience too of living in a high rise in the urban city center. Elit downtown LA is pretty sketchy though. Like you go one block in the wrong direction. It's like, you've been able to send it up in Skid Row during E3.

Down, and it sounds like you're just calling it Skid Row, but it's like a tent city. It's, I've never seen a clear demonstration of the gap in wealth in this country, then downtown LA. Yeah, because you can be in that area and then you can just be looking to try out bad Hollywood hills.

Yeah, or these becute shiny buildings and then people living in tents in a vacant lot, the one block over, or in the streets, like barrels with fires and things like that, like somebody out of an 80s movie. And it was an interesting experience because I don't typically associate the high rise building urban city center with Los Angeles.

It's more like sprawling, you know, like in kind of like in Texas where people tend to have more houses or really apartment complexes or that kind of thing. But it was fun. I enjoyed being there, but I had to have a whole conversation with my kids about earthquakes.

Oh, did they experience any? No. Yeah. You said that with a smile. I thought you'd be jealous if they did. Yeah, but they did. I feel different. No, I want to.

I thought for sure the C3 was gonna be it. Oh, yeah. And so I had to like, I don't really know what, a lot about Earthquake safety. So I had to look it up and research on it. So like, what to do if you're in high rise, what do you where to go?

Yeah. These are stairwell. Same as everything else, just go to the fucking stairwell. Yeah. I've been in lots of earthquakes. Yeah, I've been in one. E3. Zero.

One of these days, I'll get it. Okay, I hope I'm there with you. Not huge, just like a little. Yeah. I don't want scary stuff. Okay, every hope I'm there with you. Not huge, just like a little scary stuff. Okay, every time I talk about this, it freaks people out on Twitter. No, I'm not permanently leaving Austin. I'm a Texas resident. You just said you're coming back.

My kids are here, my cars are here, my house is here and everything. I spent a lot of time in LA. I had to go out there because it was working on some stuff in LA. It failed. What's that? I'm just talking with you, we'll see.

It would be nice to go back. I go to LA so much, I got very addicted to being able to just get on a plane with nothing and just go to my place in LA that I had in LA. It's gonna be there so much. It made sense to get a place for two months to rent a place. And yeah, it was, it's go back and forth was great. And I don't know, some of the hotels of, of, a beat down. So I actually talked to one of my friends about this,

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Someone photoshopped Bernie as Chris Christie. That's what that photo is from. I use that as my before my weight loss channel. I, I saw, porcelain human being one of the dumbest startup ideas ever that I know will infuriate Bernie. Oh God. This is a company that they just raised $64 million in CBC financing. The company is called Clutter.

Spell it. Like normal. What they'll do is they'll come to your house and anything you want to like let's say instead of getting a storage Shit, you give them all of your shit. Yeah, like oh, I don't have room for this. Take it They take all of your shit away They photograph it all and give you a web interface So you can see all of your stuff and be like oh, I wanted that lap back and you like look through your website You click on the lamp and then they bring the lap back to you So it's like a storage unit that you don't ever go to but you can recall your stuff on demand

It's a storage like Amazon prime kind of yeah, there's a storage unit that you don't ever go to, but you can recall your stuff on demand. So it's a storage unit with like Amazon Prime, kind of. It's a travel service that has that too, where you basically have to buy a second set of clothes. I think that one's fine, that one makes sense to me. And then it shows up at your hotel. It's like, like, and then they take it away, and they clean it and press it and everything and then they bring your clothes.

Yeah, that makes sense. Kind of makes sense. This one is like, That makes sense to something that some people would tell you. This one is like, I don't have enough room in my house for all of my shit. So I'm gonna pay someone to take it so I can look at pictures of it online. And then if I want it, then I'll pay them to bring it back. I am so meticulous about that.

Like, I'm borderline minimalist, although I know people who are minimalist. I'm not that. But I don't, if I don't use something, I don't want it in my house. And I will sell it or give it to somebody else and do it all the time. I gave, uh, Elliot, Google Google home that got sent to me. I said, I'm never gonna use this. I gotta kept it in the fucking box or put it in the corner of my house.

I said, here, this is yours, take it, tell me what it's like. Tell me if you like it or not. So I do that all the time. I, I, I, I mean, I could just take whatever I want when I watch your house. That's what I do. Wait, what? If it's in a drawer, probably, honestly,

it's just like, sounds like you feel like it like it's insulting I when I clean my place out in LA I had to like get everything out it had a fridge and you know, it's like it's a condo So I had food that was left. I had like a butter. I only used one stick of butter at three sticks of butter left I had some teas John some tea some butter which is we know doesn't go bad So I had the stuff and I'm like, I'm not going to take this on a plane. But I also don't want to throw away three perfectly good sticks of butter. Because, yeah, because, I don't know, I mean, this seems like just a bad thing to do. But is it insulting to leave it for the housekeeper crew, assuming that they might want it?

Yes. Or it is insulting? I don't think I would ever take any food left in crew assuming that they might want it. Yes. It isn't something. I don't think I would ever take any food left in a fridge that I am now residing in. I might. I might. I don't know.

You also had three sticks of butter. Let's talk about that. I don't think I use three sticks of butter in two months. I use, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. I buy them in packs. Yeah, because you're living at home. You're not like, I'm gonna move somewhere for two months. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna buy a giant. I make breakfast every morning. I mean, you still have three packs, three sticks of butter left over her.

Left. How many did you use? One. They come in four. They come in four. Like, I probably threw away the half used one. I didn't use a full stick of butter. So you used a half stick of butter out of four sticks of butter. You sure did just bought a stick? Did you have it? Yes. I don't use a full stick of butter. See, I used a half stick of butter out of four sticks of butter.

You sure did just buy a stick? Did you do that? Yes. I don't know. It just seemed like, I don't know. I didn't, you could buy a single stick of butter? Yes. I know you could buy the little half sticks,

but they come in the same corner. You could buy a single stick and you can also buy a double stick. I'm going to go to short nights just to look for fourth of July food. I'll tell you, they have a carry gold does it for sure. That's just a big fucking block of butter. No, that's the same size as the fourth stick. Listen to me. They have a single stick and they also have a July food. I'll tell you, they have a carry gold does it for sure. That's just a big fucking block of butter. No, that's the same size as the four stick. Listen to me, they have a single stick and they also have a two stick.

I'm gonna look this out. Go to the whole foods down at Sixth of Lamar. I know they have it. What's up, what are you doing? Landling, that's the deal. I write, landling. Who buys? What's wrong with you people?

I buy good butter. Carry gold. I get carry gold. I carry gold in my house. It's awesome. Is Irish. Yes. I ain't any how could you tell? Yeah.

Um, I, I, I, this weekend I was cooking the first time ever I did some but no butter. Apparently no butter. I cut up some peppers and then I did this. You have a problem with this. I feel like you've done this before. No, first time I've ever done it. I got fucking hot peppers in my eyes. That had to have been fun. It started like a first it was like a little tingle. I was like, I was grilling. I was like, ah, this before. First time I've ever done it. You got fucking hot peppers in my eyes. That had to have been fun. It started like, at first it was like a little tingle. I was like, it was grilling. It was like, oh, maybe I should have got some smoke in my eyes.

And it just like started increasing slowly. It was like, oh shit, no. I touched my eyes. I didn't wash my hands. Uh oh. It's not fun. I did that once with icy hot in my dick. Ooh, I hear that's terrible.

It was bad. Just didn't wash my hands off all the way and then I think I adjusted myself or something. Or something. Yeah. What else can you do as your penis? I don't know. What else can you do with your hand, the penis?

But yeah, it was that kind of thing. I didn't even notice it for a second and then it was just a rising sensation. So jealous. Somebody just tweeted at me with his girlfriend and or wife. I'm gonna make an assumption there that there is a couple tweeted at me and he's like, oh, we went to this place.

It's amazing. We saw it on Bernie's vlog and it's like, I can't tell where you are. Go, what's the place? They're at that cheese place. I went to New York. Little scrappy cheese place. The red clad cheese scrappy place.

You can't go to place like that anymore. So good. Eventually, I'll be able to. Really? No. Maybe. Do you have like a goal? I do. So I kind of like at my heaviest at Risserti,

that weighed 260. That was my heaviest. That was like the, short I was in with Gus. When I stole his beard. Yeah. And then at that point, I went from like 26190, but I just did like like starving and losing weight and walking all the time. And I got down to the 190 weight. at 261.90, but I just did like, starving and losing weight and walking all the time. And I got down to the 190 weight

and I was in, actually now, the director of Red versus Blue Season 15, Joan Nicolosi, he did a short called Kittywood Studios. And I was the CEO of the company that makes all cat videos for the internet. And I had like a Steve Jobs moment. I was like, I know that's,

well how you describe it, I was like, oddly thin. Like skinny fat is what Ashley called it. And it was really good. So that is that point, this like four or five years ago, that's when I started working out and started building muscle and then got up into the shape. Probably the like the leanest I ever was with the most amount of muscle mass was probably right after the amazing race.

Cause I was like, you got both the unathlete, like got really serious about. Matt, when we got back, Matt was like, wow, you look gunt, he's what he said. Yeah. We all remember you and those gold shorts. Well, the gold shorts were halfway through. That's insane. Before you went to the amazing race, you guys were doing like getting a shape like crazy.

And then amazing race continued that trend because of your eating habits on the thing and then you came back pretty, pretty tiny. I probably lost 10 pounds after those gold shorts. Yeah, I'm just running and everything else. So, I think my deal weight, even though my BMI says I have to weigh 175 or 185 because I'm 62, or something, it's just like, I think my body wants to weigh ideal weight,

he's like 205 to 10 somewhere in there. And right now I weigh about 228. So I'm trying to get down to 200. I'll get down to like, don't try to go down to 200. And I gotta stop doing this in my life because I've been dropped like 30 pounds. I can do it. And then I just, for whatever reason, decide to not do that.

Cause you decide to enjoy life again. Well, yeah, exactly. Get happy. The, I also found out a written article about the body's metabolism is that when you gain weight to a certain point, it actually is very difficult for you to maintain a lower weight because your body wants to get back to that weight.

We'll fight to get back. And they specifically were talking about contestants on the show, the biggest looser. So if you're not familiar to show in the US where they get people are like four or five hundred pounds and some of those people lose like three hundred pounds in the season or something like that. And then they continue it afterwards. But almost all those contestants, they have to eat like 1200 calories a day to maintain it. Because if they eat anything more than that,

their body just like packs it on us, like wants them to get back to that weight. That's bizarre. It's a weird trap to fall into. So, I watch this stuff with my kids, like because it's like, I learned a lot about, you know, fitness and health and nutrition, then I didn't really get a lot of that growing up. We were taught all different, stupid shit stuff.

Like, eat shit loads of bread and that mean. You eat the bread food group. It's a base of the food pyramid. Got to eat four servings of bread and a meal. Four servings of bread and a dozen eggs every day. Was the bottom of the pyramid, was it? I mean, we breached, that was bread. They had a little shaft of wheat just to even like reinforce it.

And then I don't know it's like it's a point like corn got thrown in the mix and like corn and wheat are just like, I mean by themselves are not bad but what they do to like enrich them and everything else is just gets off the charts. Anyway, so I watch my kids with that and sugar and everything else.

And mainly it's just like trying to, you know, keep them and trying to keep them healthy. I'm trying to get JD to go to the gym. He's just like, you know, what's up. He has a growing so much. You don't want to spend too much energy in the gym instead of growing, you know.

Okay. So, oh, there it is, the old food pyramid. There it is, yeah. Eat a bunch of fucking bread. Then notch on a pumpkin. Pumpkin's really good for you. Eat some sword. So he's sword.

What's the top? Alcohol? Oh, it's fat. Fat's oils and sweet's use sparingly. So where's cigarettes? I feel like instead of people exercising in the bottom, I feel like a doctor with a cigarette. Where's cocaine in that list?

Yeah. It's funny how quickly that shit turns. Like I grew up learning all of that. It's like, no, that's all wrong. Oh, yeah. In the 80s, it was like how quickly that shit turns like I grew up learning all of that's like no that's all wrong Oh, yeah in the 80s it was like oh cut out meat and just go back to eating bread You know that that's a low fat or like there was all these low fat Like snack foods, but they were all just basically carbs and sugar. It was like a snackwells remember those Yeah snack wells like the nabisco. Yep. Oh shit. That would just yeah You you you after always replace it with something

else. I knew a guy who worked on an olesstra commercial. Oh, and that was like a fat replacement, but your body couldn't process it. So it was meant to just end up shitting out a bunch of fat or oil. So it, it actually had a warning that it would cause anal leakage. And when my friend worked at the commercial, he had to sign a waiver that said, he couldn't say anything disparaging about the product at the time.

You know, or like for a certain amount of time after they're working on it. And all the foods on the craft service, they were all a little extra. He's like, that was a very brief blip on the food radar. That's the way it works. Yeah, anal leakage once that got, that hit the press.

Like, I feel like that was around the same time that, no, a little after that is when sun chips had that fully biodegradable bag. You remember that? Oh yeah. Really loud back. Except it was really loud, so nobody wanted to use it.

Some guy did like a decibel test on YouTube with it. And yeah, like, confirm it's loud. That's really loud. Yeah, it compares to that. I want to say it was like, it sounds ridiculous, but I want to say it was like 80 decibels for some reason. Yeah, it was, it was really crazy loud.

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That just sounds horrible. Something you're drinking a glass of Teflon. You know, that's what it sounds like. It'll just make all the food slide right through. You can lose weight. Do you worry about that? Do you worry about using Teflon pans? I don't use any Teflon pans.

You don't use Teflon pans? No, don't use any. What do you use? And you don't use butter. Or you just stick and shit to the bottom of your frying pan. I didn't use butter. I didn't say I didn't use butter. He said he used butter. Gary, Gary. I said I bought some. I said I'm of your frying pan and you just eat the pan. I didn't say I didn't use butter. He said he used butter. He's got Kerry, Kerry.

I said I bought some. I said I saw it. Yeah. All right, so what kind of pan do you use? Stainless. You stainless pans. I had a cast iron for a while, but then I got rid of it. People are always talking, yeah.

Stainless. I like my cast iron. I like cast iron for certain things. You know, I like it for high temperatures, like searing steaks and stuff like that. But other than that, it's like, I don't know, much other it for high temperatures, like searing steaks and stuff like that, but other than that, it's like, I don't know, I don't know, much other use for cast iron.

Good, good, bacon. Oh, speaking of bacon, have you seen Okja on Netflix yet? I haven't gone through yet, no. So, movie just came out this weekend. Is it, is it a Korean or what does it give with bacon? The premise of the movie is that a company has created these super pigs, they're huge,

and they're gonna help, and they're gonna help and They're gonna help people out because they take less food. They produce more meat and they're more environment to friendly Anyway great great from should absolutely watch it. Yeah, you already got Netflix. It's free. Oh, I watch skull island Kong. Yeah, Kong skull island. How was that? I never saw that it's good It was good and I totally would I, I totally would have passed on it, but met the director at a party at E3. Just seemed like a totally normal dude. Just like, I think it was the first movie directed.

Really? It did some music videos like the first stuff. And I was like, I don't watch it. No, I mean, I like John C. Riley a lot. Yeah. It's a hell of a cast. Got John Goodman. Tom Hiddleston. Samuel Jackson.

What's her name? Captain. Bre-Marvel. No, Bre-Bree Larson. It's a hell of a cast. Got John Goodman, Tom Hiddleston, Samuel Jackson, what's her name, Captain, Bre, Marvel. Now, Bre, Bre Larson. Larson, thank you. You ever see her in room? Yeah, it's great. Room's great. Room is a fun movie to watch.

Wow. Nope, it's a very good movie. It's a rough movie to watch. It's a rough, rough movie. Oh, saw a trailer for a movie made me very upset. The last night, watch the first trailer for Jumanji. Oh, the video game one. Yeah.

I'm so upset because it looks just like a poo poo adventure movie that has nothing to do with the premise. Like it's like it's not even basing very much of it on the original like Jumanji game and the Jumanji movie. What if Jumanji is a video game instead of a video game? It's just a movie thing in there and they get pulled into the movie, into the video game and then they have avatars

that they turn into. That's what you've seen. Eventually, do you think that in the movie it's gonna happen that they come out of the video game? Did I ever care? Well, there's a talk. Why can't it be a video game instead of a board game? Oh wow, here we go.

No, because like they're like, there's enough footage in the trailer that show that they're gonna be living in this world. They're not gonna jump back out unless they're the avatars again, because they're not gonna like jump away from being the rock and jack black and Kevin Hart and all that kind of thing. Maybe they couldn't afford them for a ton of time. They could afford it for a little bit of time.

I like the bit where the people become different people in it though. I'm just tired of these remakes and I'm just like, you okay, you've got a movie. Don't call Jumanji call it some of the stupid name. And I just ripped off too much of them. I don't like that. So it can be like Instagram to Snapchat. Don't like it. Okay the stupid name. And just ripped off too much of them. You'll be upset. I don't like that. It's like an Instagram to Snapchat. Don't like it.

Okay, maybe upset. Well, it's a franchise. You know, that's why they give it the new name so people go see it. Yeah, but I'll be talking about Rock's Video Game movie if it wasn't called Jumanji. Yeah, you know, it was called Rock's Video Game movie, I might. I don't like Jumanji anyway.

The movie? There's a better version of Jumanji that got passed over. Wrong one is Jumanji. What was wrong with you? Get the monkeys up to awful. And at first of all, had Jim Hanson and Anna Matronik

say it looked awesome. Oh, so what movie? Zathura. Oh, shut up. Fucking great movie. John Favreau directed it. Okay. Practical, you know,

have you seen this? I've never seen this. Zathura? Have you seen it? Yeah, I've seen it. I'm all flustered now. I'm like blame when he gets shot at. It's the Jumanji you want to be. By the way, what do we do about blame?

Not being able to react to stressful environments. He locks up. He totally locks up. Oh yeah, rewatch the footage. He just stopped when you were shooting at him. He just stopped in the middle of the field. But he's like, he's cannon fodder, dude. That's what we got to do.

We just got to put him on point. Yeah. And then when the shit hits the fence, shoot him, that shoot the enemy. He got so quiet whenever shooting at him, he's like, uh-huh. It's like, or he ran fence, shoot him, then shoot the enemy. He got so quiet, whatever, shooting at him, he's like, uh-huh, uh-huh. It's like, Or he ran away from the fist fight, letting John die.

When you clearly said, let's take this guy out, if you both have been punching him, you'd have been fine. We should have given, we should have given like, typewriter, like the guy in saving private Ryan. He's running out of the typewriter and he won't shoot anybody and he'll just be scared all the time. Maybe at the end he'll learn, you know, help us out. But I get to feel like like,

if I'm in a fight with Blaine, he's gonna be no help at all. You fuck up, touch it, you know, help us out. But I get to feel like like, if I'm in a fight with Blaine, he's gonna be no help. You fuck up, touch it, you, because you went down and then immediately got up and started fighting. Yeah. And it was a high pressure situation. There was no time to heal,

because I knew the guy was coming around the rock. We were suppressing back on the beach, we were like firing, so we couldn't move up easily while doing that. And you, on that side, you had no line on it. You were shooting on the other side of the rock to the house. I also, there's a thing that game does where there's a very new wants balance between emotion and strategy, but I came around the corner, put, ran right in that guy's face

with a shot gun, shot him and downed him. And it's the guy that killed Gus. And I knew his buddy was behind me on the rock and I still just started to kill him anyway. I've done that. I should leave him and leave him down. And if we get killed, who cares if he revives his buddy, I just gotta go after the other guy with more bullets.

And I did what killed me was reloading. On that guy was going around the rock and I was trying to reload while he came around and then shot me. I mean, I still had it in time, but if I didn't have to deal with the reloading, I could have just followed him all the way around the rock and killed him.

I had a very, uh, shinlers this moment in the game where I was. Okay. Well, you know, you know, I'm gonna figure out what this is, guys. There was a little girl in a red dress, I didn't know where the shooter are not. Right. You guys got that assistant?

Yeah, yeah. Okay, so you know the scene where he is trying to execute, uh, Ralph, uh, Ray Fines is, uh, trying to kill Jew with his gun and he keeps like unloading or it won't fire. I had one of those moments. I had one of those moments where I had a guy down and he was probably scary for him because I was out of bullets and so I'm just sitting there loading up my shotgun as he's down on the ground and no one's around him.

He's waiting for me to load and then I went, all right, and then ending him. I have a similar moment like that that I did to somebody else where I know he was talking to his friends because I was just sitting in a house, I heard them all stepping around so he sat there and I was watching the door. Door opens, I go, with a crossbow,

downs him instantly. And then he's crawling and he's like trying to crawl towards the door, then it stops, and he looks back at me because he's reporting to his buddies. And I'm just like reloading. He's like, oh, it's a crossbow. It's like, then it stops, then he stops, and he looks back at me because he's reporting to his buddies, and I'm just like reloading. I'm like, oh, it's the cry, it's like, it's like, errr, click. Then the arrow comes out, and the guy's like,

he's loving it. Oh, it's coming. He's loving it. He's gonna shoot me. I was like, it's the police screaming, you know, he's screaming. It was so slow and methodical. Unless he's blaying, in which case, he just quiet. How many times did we jump back to PUBG in this podcast?

We influenced it, it's fine. Three or four. Okay, I'll do a quick roundup. Do you remember when airplane earphones were just tubes? Yes. They weren't electric wires that led to speakers. They were just open tubes, like a stethoscope that went into where, I don't know why,

I just thought about that when I was on the plane the other day. I made a fucking rookie mistake coming back. What'd you do Bernie? Had too much stuff because I was moving out of the place in LA. What'd you do? So I was basically moving via suitcase so I ran out of room really fast. No room for the butter. So I had to, I have a carry on.

I was being philanthropic and giving it to somebody. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm just saying this explains why there's no room for the butter. I love that the takeaway for this podcast is your relationship with butter. What are you, I'm going I'm, I'm just saying this explains why there's no room for the butter. She's, I love that the takeaway for this podcast is your relationship with butter. What are you, I'm gonna take the butter. On the plane. That's what I'm doing with my time. Where they get to give you bread, right?

You're like, I got my own butter. You've, there's like a tip to give like people at the airport when they, you know, do a TSA agent did a good job and you get a fine flight with us when we get to the checkpoint and we're at the little bin where you got to put your watch and everything in, and I'm putting stick of butter in there. I'm not gonna go through the x-ray. Yeah.

Get a little irradiated for their homogenization. But, so I packed this stuff and I dust at your recommendation, I got a pair of those Bose headphones in a Bluetooth and then have a wire as well, because you need a wire to do anything on a plane and you need Bluetooth doing anything with the fucking phone. So I got a pair of those Bose headphones in a Bluetooth and then have a wire as well, because you need a wire to do anything on a plane and you need Bluetooth do anything with the fucking phone. So I got a pair, I've never had a nice pair of headphones before, I got it, I checked my bag,

and I forgot that I keep that in the front pocket of that bag and I checked my bag with my earphones in there. I was like, whole way on the plane, I'm three hours on the plane, I'm like, those are destroyed. They're destroyed, they're destroyed, they're destroyed, totally fine. Oh, we also had a ring light that actually bought for E. I'm like, no, those are destroyed. They're destroyed. They're destroyed, they're destroyed. Totally fine.

We also had a ring light that actually bought for E3 coverage. Like an LED, like, it's a ring. It's just what it sounds like. It's a ring of light. You put a cam in the middle of it. Yeah. You can see a lot of vloggers. They had these, it's a reflection of it in their eyes.

Yeah. And she had that and it was just, she left it there. And so I was like, shit, when we did this, like a $250 ring light. Should I look for the next people? No, I didn't. I was like, I'm, I did this, like a $250 ring light. Should I look for the next people? No, I didn't. I was like, I gotta figure out how to weigh get that back. So I basically just put it back in the box and then just took it and checked it

and put the tag on it and said, there, hope that's gonna work. Totally fine. Again, came out pristine, totally fine. So I have some people, I don't know if I'm gonna tell you about this pristine. I have some people on some of the Netflix Farculee Animation, who follow the animation. Bernie does that.

Who work at airports and then they do various things and they'll send me snaps from inside a plane, like inside a cargo hold. Like this is how we blow the bag. You open up stranger snaps. Yeah, or like here's the way that we load up the, it could, there's like four people around the world who work at airports who send me like really cool behind,

and one of them sent me that Quannis's plane actually He works at the somewhere for the chat to open to and so you get to see really cool interesting things like that and I like for me It's It's neat since I love playing so much. I'll fly so much to get to see I even showed me like one of them showed me Underground or like behind the scenes like when you check your bag and it disappears like where does it go? Like what what is all of that look like where does it? I don't I like all that stuff. Yeah at the end of it Is it like show you as asshole?

It's like okay. I look at your deck for 15 seconds. There it is It's like the ad right? Yeah, it's like okay. Yeah, this was worth it I got to learn a little bit about baggage handling and the guys blood hole Did you know it's a win? Did you read that they won't let Tom Holland read the script from Fintany War? They just give him his lines in his scene. Yeah. Because he messes up in interviews all the time and spoil stuff. So they're not letting him read the script.

Wait, who? Tom Spiderman? Yeah. They're not letting him read the script from Fintany War Tell him Spiderman? Yeah, they're not letting him read the script for a video work. He can't really read the board to set these in. You can read like the last two words of the previous line. I mean, it's like pretty much. That's funny.

Yeah. And they even like, little tell him different stuff. I'm gonna see that this week. Spiderman. Oh, I'm so excited to see it. You know, Thursday. Yeah. War for Planet of the Apes coming out.

Spiderman's coming out. We're doing a really cool thing. Spiderman's coming out. We're doing a really cool thing If I got RTX have we announced what my part in that is on Friday You are I think it's pretty old the main eight. No, Andy Circus is doing the keynote. Yes for RTX Which is fucking awesome? Yes, and then we're doing a screening that night for war of the Planet of the Apes Matt's gonna intro it and then I'm gonna do a Q&A sit down With Andy Circus and the visual effects Director for the film I'm so jealous. Yeah, it's gonna intro it, and then I'm gonna do a Q&A sit down with Andy Circus and the visual effects director for the film. I'm so jealous. Yeah, it's gonna be great.

We're doing it at the Paramount for RTX. So if anybody has any questions that they've been dying to ask, Andy Circus, just tweet him at me. Absolutely. If you want us to meet your friend, Jim. I will be sure to ask you one question. I think there's, like, what's this preferred term

for what he does? Yeah. Like, I know that people will generally say motion capture, but what he does is far more than motion capture. It's a performance capture of a type, but it seems like it's much deeper. They're saying that they're saying that this could be the year that they make an Oscar category, like where he could come through and get an Oscar nomination. There seems to be a big ground swell for that.

They've said it for the last two movies. Which I actually, yeah, I actually think that they need to do that because I actually think the window of that type of performance is gonna get kind of smushed by technology. Yeah. Where it's gonna be possible for a while and then they're gonna reach a point where we don't need actors, you know what I mean? They won't need. That's a franchise, the plan of the Apes franchise, that by no means should have been good. I totally think it has been amazing. I was like, why are they remaking this thing

and where are they re-booting this new film franchise? Yeah, first one and James Franco, I don't know, really, James Franco fan very much, but it's like, the movie was great. It was like, great, you got one. And then they made a sequel, like, well, sequels are never good.

And then the sequel, now they're gonna fight the movies. They made a sequel, like, oh, well, James Franco's gone. Like, now they're gonna milk it. Sequel was better. Yeah. I enjoyed the sequel even more.

The first one was better. No. But they do have confusing names. I never remember which one was Don and which one was Rice. Oh. I think Rice is the first one with Rice's first. And then Don, but to me, it's like Don would be first. Do you know who does that well?

Who manages that really well? Harry Potter. Because they all have different names. But on the packaging or on the DVD covers, which are in the digital libraries, it very clearly says in the bottom right hand corner, one, two, three, like just you can't fuck it up. It was fun. Yeah. That was walking the HV with Andy. We were trying to remember all the names of the Transformers

movies. We got the remote. They're all stupid names. And we've made that mistake too. There was a point in time when we stopped naming red versus blue names. Season numbers. We started naming it names because actually, red versus blue reconstruction was meant to be like a standalone story. Yeah. But then expanded and became a revelation and the recollection. Yeah. And then the recollection series, right? All the renames. That was a mistake. It made it too confusing. We ended up numbering them later. And I get it.

I get to why people want to do it, but yeah, you should, it's very easy to go see, you know, planet of the Apes three, you know? And it keeps it straight. Or you go to the fastest, furious, rotten, say, fuck it, well, name it where we want. You know what else a huge fan of the Apes franchise? Elise, we talk about all the time.

Yeah, she's a big fan of that. Good movie, ever wish me a fun house. All right, let's a big fan of that. Good movie, ever miss a big fan. Elise, fun house. All right, let's wrap this up. All right, I get to other quick things to talk about. You're super sure? I do it now. All right, in the post show,

I'll talk to you about, I read an article about millennial birth rates, which I want to introduce to you to me. And also about these, would you say Afgani or Afganistani, or you say afghan? afghani. afghani.

afghan. The afghan girls, the robotics team that were denied visas to come to the US. Let's talk about that. Let's talk about that in the post. So thanks everybody for watching. We will not be live next Monday. You'll see the RTX podcast episode.

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