Rooster Teeth Podcast - Once You Get the Boner - #423

Episode Date: April 4, 2017

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oh, oh, oh, hey, everyone, welcome to the RESTEEZEF pod task. This week brought to you by Audible, Casper, and Squarespace. This week not brought to you by John Reisinger, who's missing? I'm John! I don't know what that means! We've been bringing the puppet back out.

What did we do to that? No, it even messes. I'm John. I'm Barbara. I'm Becca. And I'm Gus. Yeah, so normally Barbara and I were talking about this before, we started, uh, the podcast live stream. And like I'm of the opinion where I send out a count, like I've, we've talked about this a game before.

I send out that calendar invite. People know what time it is. Like I'm not going to hat, especially if they accept it, right. I'm not going to babysit them. And uh, this time I was like, like at 455, I was like, I should text John. So did he forget or was he just running late periods? He said he forgot the podcast. Is he like off site?

Did he go home? Did he go home? He, I think took a couple weeks off because his significant other is in town. Oh yeah. So I think he had other things on the mind. So he'll be here soon. So save all your John shit talking

for when he actually does show up. Well, you could start now. I mean, he wants. I don't want to get all the good ones out of my system yet. Yeah, he'll give us new material and see it arrives. Yeah, that's true. He'll give everyone new material when he arrives. Just his presence.

So I was telling Becca about this earlier. I had, so I'm sure everyone knows Uber and Lyft left Austin. That's like the one thing anyone knows about Austin is there's no Uber and there's no Lyft and we have like the shitty replacements for it, right? Some of them are not so bad. What's your preferred one? Ride Austin. I haven't used that one.

Ride Austin is, I don't know if you've used it either, but they basically made the interface look exactly like Uber. The good part about it though is that you could choose to round up all your rides and donate that extra amount to a local charity. Yeah, ride Austin's a nonprofit, right? I think, yeah. Which is cool.

So if it's like, if your ride's $15.60, you could round up to $16.40 goes to like, I chose Austin Film Society. Oh, did it like self-rewarding in a way. You're just paying yourself, yeah. I did big brothers and sisters of Austin. We were a better person than me. A little bit, yeah. I didn't want to say it. Do you have were a better person than me. A little bit.

I didn't want to say it. Do you have any you prefer Becca? I like ride too. Okay. I guess I got to try that one. So, during South By, I normally don't use these services very often because I don't leave my house all that often. But during South By, I was like, all right, no Uber.

I got to get downtown Arrani Street. It's going to be a fucking nightmare. I'm going to order a fair. Would you have to go to Rani Street for a drink? I have to go to some meetings down there. So I was at work. It was during the day. So I had to go with with TPG. Oh, yeah, yeah. So I I called the fair or I ordered the fair on my phone It's like your driver Miriam is driving a Buick on clay will be there in three minutes or whatever. I got a fine fine I see a Buick on clay come and, you know, over here to the lot,

I'm like, okay, that's probably it. And I open the door and it's like a dude driving. And I look at the car again and the license plate doesn't match. You don't know that Miriam's a dude's name? Well, the dude did not look like the Miriam and he would get in the app. And I was like, the license plate doesn't match.

And he looks at me and he goes, Gustavo, I was like, yes. Miriam? He's like, are you going to Rain Gustavo? I was like, yes. Mariah? He's like, are you going to Rainy Street? I was like, yes. So I guess this is my car. Then he's like, oh yeah, I got the plates on the car switched out.

I haven't updated it yet. That's what I was like, well, that's not the first thing I know it's just. You should have been like, did you get something else switched out if you know what I'm saying? So I got in the car. I was fine. Who's actually really cool, really nice guy.

We got us down there really fast. So that was generally a positive experience aside from like the weirdness at the very beginning. And then we wrap up our meetings and everything down there. I'm gonna call another one. We'll head back up there. So since we're at Reign District, we have to go to that eye hop over there.

I can see their chavis in 35 and we're right there in the parking lot. I call the fair and he's on the other side of the river on the Congress Bridge. Okay. And I'm like, oh shit, it's gonna take him forever to get here. He's supposed to do it in South by said to come up and cut down sees or chavez or whatever. So we're there waiting and he pulls up and

At this time like I had to get on a conference call so it's like I get in the car and like I'm really sorry I've got to jump on a call. I don't mean to be rude. He's like, I don't know. It's fine. Take your call So like I pick up my phone and get on the call and we're in the eye-hop parking lot We haven't even left the fucking parking lot yet. And he's already like honking at someone and like swarving around them all crazy. I'm like, okay, this is this is going to be going to be going to be this kind of right. So we pull out in the season of chauvin. So we have to get north on the 35.

So you're supposed to get in that left lane. Yeah, go. He gets in the correct lane, but I guess the lane was going to slow for him. So he gets over to like try to get ahead and then cut over. But of course, like he doesn't make it over. So we end up going east on season. So we miss our turn like, oh, fuck. And I can't say anything because I'm on the phone. Yeah. And so we're like circling back to the neighborhoods. We get out under the axis road again, but he can't get over into the lane that's supposed to get us under

the highway. So he's like, in a right turn only lane at a red light, the light turns green. So he floors it. And we couldn't front of everyone get on the highway, right in front of a cop. So the cop puts on his lights and pulls us over and like, mother fucker. So we're like on 35, like we were pulled over on 35 and the cops like talking to him and I'm on the phone.

Cop comes over, it's like, you know what, I pulled you over, I can drive, I can drive, I was like, yeah, you know, I was in the right turn lane, I accelerated, cop looks at his registration, it's like your registration's also six month expired. Oh my God. What the fuck? What a fucking winner.

Yeah, so then the cop goes back. I put them back around Jackson. Yeah, the cop goes, yeah, great, right? Thanks for. The cop goes back to start riding the ticket and the driver turns off the fair meter, whatever. And he turns back and he tells us, like, hey, you know, I'm turning the meter off,

and I want you guys to have to pay because I got pulled over and I'm like, all right, whatever. So then he, the cop rides him his ticket, we take off. Oh, you didn't like get out of the car and get, I guess, you're on 35. We were on 35. Yeah, I couldn't get out.

I mean, it was like where the exit for downtown is, because they closed it for six street. Yeah. So it's like, there wasn't even a shoulder downtown is, because they closed it for six street. Yeah. So it's like there wasn't even a shoulder. We were literally in a lane that's closed. Wow. So then he starts taking us back and he's grumbling and I'll pissed off about this ticket.

I finally get off the phone and he's like, yeah, you know, that stupid ticket. Now, I lost all the money I made. I was going to make today, I got to pay this thing. I'm like, all right, all right. You know, sorry, I'm in a sucks. And I didn't say it, but I was like, it's your own fault. You're the one who's driving an asshole out here.

And then he comes to drop us off here at stage five. And he's like, hey, you know, I lost all my money because of that ticket. I turned the meter off for you. So if you give me a big tip on that fare, I would really appreciate it. I was like, oh my god. What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

I dare you. So then I was so mad. I was like, all right, sure, then he drives off and of course, whatever. And I open a ticket with there. Like I signed up for a fucking account on their website to open a ticket to complain about how shitty this experience was. This was on March 15th. Yeah. They replied to it right now. Before we started the podcast, like five minutes ago. Are you serious? It took that long for them to reply to it. They were like, oh, sorry. We did the South by a backlog.

Yeah, we did a lot of requests during South by Southwest. And all of our drivers are independent contractors. We can't vet them all. What the fuck are you saying to me? So that's the whole reason there was this Uber that I lived left was the whole background check idea. Yeah, what does fair and fast in all those companies do then? I don't know.

Doesn't the government have to now give them background checks or some shit like that It's not the whole I told them that discussion. I've tried the guy had anger management issues I was like this guy has like a serious temper like there's something that needs to be addressed He needs help and he should not be driving a car with people and taking their money and then guilt tripping them for big tips It's funny because during South by I had one of the best ride chair experiences of my life. It's probably not the same guy. I know. Definitely not.

It was like one of the best rides I've ever been on. It was this guy who was like a bit older, probably, in his like mid 60s. And he was talking to me, he's like, so where are you from? Okay. Yeah, I'm moving to Hawaii soon. And I was like, why are you moving to Hawaii?

And then he proceeds to tell me the story about how he used to live in Hawaii when he was a teenager and met this girl and fell in love with her. And just like how we always had this like really amazing spark with her and how we always felt there was like something cosmic going on with them. But then he ended up having to move back to the States

and just lost touch with her. Ended up getting married. Was married for 33 years, had three kids. But then he ended up having to move back to the States and just lost touch with her. Ended up getting married. Was married for 33 years, had three kids, and then he and his wife decided to get a divorce after that. And his kids are all like adults and everything and moving on. And then one day he was just sitting at home and he started thinking about this girl, he met in Hawaii.

And he said, well, I wonder, she's like forever wasn't like forever ago, like so much time was to pass. So much, I mean, over 35 years probably. And maybe even 40. And he said that he didn't have her on Facebook. He didn't know how to contact her, no social media or anything like that. But then he started thinking that maybe her mom was still alive.

And like older people tend to have landlines. So he looked up this, this woman's phone number called her up, left a message and said, I know I'm looking to contact your daughter, it's me, blah blah blah. We met, you know, 40 years ago or whatever it was. I might be slightly crazy. And then, and then he said he left his phone number. And then he said that an hour passed and he got a text that said, be still my heart. Aww. And it was that woman.

And he said that they started talking and then he decided that he was going to move to Hawaii and get married to her. Oh, that's awesome. That sounds like the plot of a movie. Yeah, no. I was in the backseat like this. And then he shows up and they're both shadows and shells of what they used to be. Yeah. Not so much be. Yeah. Yeah.

Not so much anymore. Yeah. Kind of depressing on that part. But no, he showed me a photo of what she looks like now. And I'm like, damn, I see why you want to go to Hawaii to marry this girl. She's hot even now. So that was a beautiful moment. That was beautiful.

My worst, I have a bad one. It was in Chicago. Yeah, I was traveling on business and I was like right out in the suburbs. And apparently there's some rule where like taxis that are based in Chicago can't pick people up and like take them to the suburbs or something like. Okay.

You can, you can do one but not the other. So I was in the suburbs and it was within their rules where they could pick me up and take me into Chicago. Okay. So I had called the new bird. It was like my first time ever using Uber me up and take me into Chicago. Okay. So I had called the Uber. It was like my first time ever using Uber. This is a long time ago. And so my Uber driver's taking forever.

Super late. I get, cause I'm traveling for business, I have to be there at a certain time. So I give up on him and there's a cab in the hotel little roundabout. I'm like, I'm just gonna get in the car with this guy, cancel my Uber. Is I'm getting in the taxi, my Uber pulls up. Oh no. And he's like, Hey, you're my

person. And they get in a fight. They are screaming at each other over who I'm gonna get a ride with. And I get spooked and freaked out. Like my Uber driver seems crazy. So I'm like, I'm gonna get like taxi. Yeah. He starts things are bad with a taxi driver. Yeah. Yeah. So he starts driving me. I get a phone call from the Uber driver screaming at me Like just being like you bitch always my time on you just going off I'm like all right already a bad day. This is a weird experience Then my taxi driver runs a stop sign gets pulled over has an outside out sending warrant and is arrested And I am stranded on the side of the road and then had to call another car.

Please tell me the Uber that came was the same guy. So I didn't do Uber. I called it taxi service. I'm like, I'm not going through this again. This is insane. I finally show up like an hour late. I'm like, you guys would not believe. It was just, yeah, it was good.

That happened to me with a taxi, too, where this was before Uber even existed. And I called a taxi and I was waiting for them for about 45 minutes and they didn't show up so I called another taxi. And that taxi showed up at the same fucking time as the original taxi showed up. And then they started arguing too of just like, no, I was coming to get you. I came all the way and I'm like, yeah, but you took fucking 45 minutes. And this guy showed up within five minutes. I'm gonna get in this guy's car. Fuck you, dude. Oh my god. Oh, he charged me like a skipped fare.

I saw it pop up like $25. I contested it. He was very nice about it, but yeah. What a piece of shit. I had a real shitty. One time at, it must have been like the second or third Pax East, we encountered something similar with those laws where like you can only pick up and drop off.

We were at the hotel in Boston. I remember exactly who was there. I know Bernie and I were there and there were some other people. We were going to go to dinner. We were standing outside the front of the hotel, just talking for how we needed to do. There was a guy with a town car, like a black car, there. He was like, hey, you guys need a ride? You're like, oh, yeah, we're trying to go go for it. It's like I'll give you all a ride

You know get in there. All right, so we get in this car. We drive literally like 10 feet then a cop pulls us over and the cop walks up and it's like Like to the driver says you know you can't just pick people up. No way Then the cop looks at us and goes did you call for a car? Did you call for a car service? Or did this guy just ask you if you wanted to ride? We were like, he asked him if you wanted to ride. The cop was like, yeah, you all need to get out. He can't do that.

Oh my God. So yeah, we have to like get out and then like figure out what we were doing somewhere else. I guess if it's a hired car, you have to call them. They can't just ask you if you want to ride and pick you up. I didn't realize that it was a law or anything like that. Where was it Paxi? No, it was a Boston.

Was it a city thing or is that, I don't know, because I've done that at airports. Like I've been in a long taxi line and some dude in a sketchy minivan is like, you want to ride? I'm like, sure. I don't want to stay on this line in the cold. And I text people is in phone in case I die. But like, I'm pretty sure that was not a real black car. Yeah, and then they charge you like 200 bucks or something like that. I had to do that in Vegas once. I was like gonna miss my flight. There was a really long taxi line and like no taxi's there.

And it's like something, it's like some weird thing. A guy pulls up in a limo and gets out. And the limo driver like stands up, looks at the line and goes, so anybody wanna get in the limo. And like nobody moves on, I'm like the very limo and gets out. And the limo driver stands up, looks at the line and goes, so anybody wanna get in the limo? And nobody moves on my very back at this long line. And I was like, I walk up to him, how much more is it to take this instead of a taxi to the airport?

Oh, it's not like 10 bucks more. I was like, okay, yeah, let's go. Let's go to the airport right now. You should have taken some people with you. The sheep didn't wanna get out of the line. Yeah, that's true. I mean, if you could split the fair, how many people keep in the limo like 10?

It depends, like a conventional like Lincoln, town car. It was like a stretch one like, stupid one. With the like the bitches. Yeah. Oh man, party out. You see the bitches of the benches? The benches, and the bitches on the benches. There were no bitches in the slimo.

It's not a good limo then. There were some benches. The good limo's always have bitches in them. I think we shared our first limo experience together, didn't we? It was that same trip, I think. Yeah. I was like, that sounds really familiar. It was like later when I was leaving getting to the airport, getting to the airport. What were you guys doing there?

Getting married. No. Gus and Esther were renewing their vows. It was your first anniversary, right? It was your first wedding anniversary in 2007. Yeah, so I went out to Vegas. I was seven. I don't know.

I was like, yeah, we go, we went and we got, we got, we got our vows renewed by, by Elvis to Vegas. I was seven. I don't know. I was like, yeah, we go, we went and we got a, we got, we got our vows renewed by, uh, by Elvis and Vegas. I've never laughed so hard. My face hurt so bad from just smiling. I felt like a cheese ball, but it was just so awkward and funny during the vows. Yeah, it was, I should find that photo. It was crazy.

I have a photo of us with, with Elvis. I have a lot, I have one on my fridge of just Elvis and me. He was good. I think he was in one of those state farm commercials. Like, remember there's that state farm commercial where like, I was like, not the real thing. We're like, yeah, like Elvis comes out,

to like help them with their car insurance. There's like two of them. I think one of those Elvis's was the one. Really, he was good. He was pretty good. Yeah. My mom tried to hire him actually for my wedding, but she ended up getting rat pack impersonators. Impersonators. They were good. Yeah, my mom tried to hire him actually for my wedding, but she ended up getting rat pack impersonators impersonators.

They were good. Yeah, they were. Like, we got like the step only two of them now. We got the budget rate. I don't remember what you had. You had Frank Sinatra. It's an outro I remember and wasn't Dean Martin. Yeah, I think it was Dean Martin.

You also had. I think that was it. Yeah. Yeah, what do you're waiting? I guess I never thought about that. Yeah, that was in Vegas too, isn't it? Mm-hmm. I wanted to come to that but I had no money at the time and I couldn't fly myself out to Vegas And I was just like, have fun. Did you see someone famous like?

Yeah, so our reception was at Caesars and next door in the convention center They were doing a press junket for the hangover to maybe three two and so You know, they were like sightings of the cast all around all day, but I guess they wrapped up their little session and popped their heads in my reception to see what was going on. I looked up and Bradley Cooper was like just standing there in my wedding reception

and everyone chased him and he ran away. Were you like see a Michael? Yeah. And I'm like, that galvanac is locked by and told us congratulations and Where you like see him, Michael. Yeah. And then like Zach Galvanakis walked by and told us, congratulations. And you got really close to Heather Graham. But you like saw her right away. Yeah, because for some reason I left the ceremony part

and I got to the reception part really quickly, like before everyone else. Then we were standing there in the hall and I was just walking down the hall. I was like, man, that woman's really beautiful. She walks like, right, I'm like, oh, it's Heather Graham. Yeah. Why is she so beautiful? Oh. She's tiny,'s really beautiful. She walks like, right, and she's like, oh, that's Heather Graham. Yeah. Why is she so beautiful?

Oh. She's tiny, like, really small. Actors are really small in person. That's what someone said recently. It was, I thought it was really funny. They're like, all the actors you see in real life are at three-quarter scale. Yeah.

Well, like Bob Odenkirk, who plays a Saul from Breaking Bad, he apparently is like five foot five. No way. Yeah, and like very, very skinny. Someone said that someone in person, he was just like a little teeny tiny man. That's so crazy. I remember seeing Rosario Dawson at the first comic I ever went to and she was just like this big around.

Yeah. You look so healthy on camera. That's 10 pounds, like that's right. It's all about the lens. You remember that animated gift that that guy made like of selfies using different lenses? I didn't see that enough. And it just shows like how the lenses distort

the way you look in your face. And he looks like totally different from one end to the other. Do you find that Snapchat, the way you look on a snapchat front facing camera is uglier than a normal front facing camera. And I think it's because I wanted you to the filters. I'm always like, oh, oh God. Bring on the giant eyes and glowing skin.

I think they do that on purpose. Unless I just really don't know what I look like. Or just so used to seeing glamorized versions of ourselves. I hate when, I'm sure there's been talk to death, but like when you launch like Snapchat or your camera on your phone and the front facing camera comes on and you're not expecting it, you're like, oh!

No! So brutal. And it's never like a flattery angle. Can't wait for the screen. You know what I always think about when I see that? It's like, that's what you look like when you're having sex. It's just that, anytime I'm on top as well, see that is like, that's what you look like when you're having sex. That's just that.

Anytime I'm at top as well, it's just like, it's like, it's not a lot of flattering angles for women during that act. It's okay. Yeah, is it? So I just kind of want to sheet. That's why. So we can finally talk about the fact

that you all got tattooed by Jeff. We did. That the tattoo documentary finally came out. I think people have been spotting Barbara's mark now and then. People blasted onto that pretty quickly. I didn't try to hide it. And there was a few times where I'd post a picture from a set of always open or a different show.

And I saw a few comments being like, is that a tattoo? And then some people just thinking that I drew on myself with a pen or that it was like a piece of string that had landed on my arm weirdly. But no, it's a little bird. I thought the documentary was very kind to Jeff's final artistic talent. Oh yeah. They definitely did not show a close up of my final product at all.

I saw a photo of it and I started laughing. It was supposed to be what the cattle brand or something. It's the most awkward spot. Oh, there it is. Oh, you're watching it. You've been, there you go. Kind of. They're really great. This is so difficult. Yeah. You're welcome. Or you've been, there you go, kind of. Like real sick.

Did you get great. This is so difficult. Yeah, you're flexible. I am not. I can't do that. He tried to get me to do it. He said, I think it's in the documentary. He said, all he has to do is trace.

Like I knew he couldn't even trace. What I totally underestimated was how much Jeff's hands shake because he's a raging alcoholic. But yeah, it was just like, yougggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg Curves. That's it. It's teeny tiny. But somehow he still managed to make it. Well, he got halfway there. Oh, yeah. One of the wings is good. One of the wings is good. But the, it's funny. The tattoo artist that was there with him, kind of like monitoring everything. He gave me his card after he's like, come back to studio. I'll fix that up for you. He felt some personal responsibility for unleashing Jeff on you. Probably.

But I'm still happy. I did it. It was a cool experience. Yeah, it's a great story. That's your first one, but you have other ones, right? Yeah, it was like my ninth one or something. See one on her arm right there. Little bird type things, three on my arms. Oh, a couple on your. All right, yeah.

Where's the third? Oh, there. Like a criminal. Yep. What's your biggest regret tattoo wise? What's the one you hate the most? The sublime one. No doubt.

You have a sublime tattoo. Yeah. It's a, it's on my calf here. It's like, it was my first tattoo. Oh, wow. I got it there because I was like, I never wear skirts or anything. It's a cool looking tattoo, though. It's like, I mean, it's really old at this point. It's getting all bleeding, but I'm certainly not going to get it touched up. And it's, it's so colorful that it's not going anywhere. It could not be removed even if I tried. Cover it with something else. Could you get it covered up?

Yeah, I could. I've humid getting just like a black circle. Just blacking out my bottom half of my leg. Is it a glitter? That's so sad. Don't you have like one on your foot too? I remember like a flower. And that's actually a cover up.

It used to be just a little flame and it looked kind of weird. It was too small for my foot. That had to hurt so fucking bad. It was so bad. Like the initial one wasn't too bad. It was only like, yay big. And then what I have now is like this big.

Yeah. And it hurt horribly during. But then after that like that night, we went out to eat. I heard me like, man heard my foot really hurts. And I waddled into the bathroom. My foot was seriously like this big around. Oh, jeez.

I'm dying. Just from all the swelling and blood that you lost in that foot too. Yeah. I got it right before I graduated from college. I took my last final and then went and got it. It was my gift to myself. And I kind of still had to hob it around campus a little bit afterwards. I don't like, this was a horrible idea.

I'm guessing yours is the Atari tram stamp. No, the Blade tattoo. You've a Blade tattoo? Which one's that? What on my neck? Oh, I thought that was your Atari tattoo. The Atari tattoo's on my lower back. He's a tram stamp.

I've seen the tram stamp. Yeah, that's the Atari logo. I love that one. You have the tattoos of like a 15 year old girl. You know, 15 year old girls love blade. It's a huge shot, not what they are, but where they are. It was kind of a joke, like the tram stamp was supposed to be a joke to promote our old website.

We had a contest on drunkgamers.com to determine what tattoo I get. Then we would encourage people to vote and It's what won the contest. I mean we got people voted like seven. I don't I don't remember it was it was a couple hundred I want to say all the audience no, I'm under a couple thousand. Hey, we got like three thousand views a day Okay, no, it was it was okay Back in the day. Yeah, so yeah, they did they definitely determined the back in the day. Yeah. So yeah, they definitely determined the tattoo I got.

I don't remember how we determined the location. I think Bernie and Jeff chose the location. Of course. And you just went along with it. Yeah, because there's promotion for the website. Would you do that now? No, fucking hell. That's why I didn't even get the one for the documentary.

Yeah, I was kind of hoping that you would get one from Jeff, because I feel like you guys have been best friends for years. We know each other for a while. So I go crazy here. You guys have been your roommates for a little bit. Remix for quite a while for a couple of years. I thrown up in his bathroom many times. Well, this could have been you. Yeah, if you sit in here full of regret and bad tattoo. I like is. That was fast. I I I know what night that is I do cheese master. There's no time. What was going on there?

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Jolai. Because George R. Martin hasn't written it yet. I hope you get caught up. I hope you finish this up. You can read everything that exists. July, I know I'm excited. I'm excited. They had a trailer for a teaser for it

that came out last week. They had two of things so far. Yeah, I haven't watched any of them. I suck. Like any trailers or any. Yeah, and I'm clueless about this upcoming season. I mean, the trailers also don't reveal anything. So that's the one where you had to watch the melting ice.

They did a Facebook livestream. There was one, the one I'm talking about that came out last week showed three different characters and three different locations, like ascending different seats of power. Okay. But I still don't think that technically reveals. Yeah. It's just a teaser.

Anything. Yeah, it's just a teaser. But it doesn't, I don't think tell you anything about the upcoming season. They said, I know people keep, I know in the past, the showrunners have speculated and people have speculated that this season's not going be 10 episodes do we have any like official confirmation that it's shorter I mean if anyone I heard that I mean I heard like six. Oh god I heard seven I thought game of thrones seasons I'm hoping at least seven or eight

Are they doing like the breaking bad thing where it's like the last two seasons, but they make them shorter seasons? Yeah, that sucks. Yeah, I can't see. I don't think they probably just haven't said officially yet. Let's see, Game Thrones, per new interview. Okay, so they've said the 7 season would likely consist of fewer episodes. So at the end of, oh geez, I guess what they said at the end of season 6, geez, I guess what they said, at the end of season six, they said that they're down to their final 13 episodes. Oh, geez.

So, between the next two seasons, it'll probably be about 13 episodes total. So, like, it's a six and seven. One will be, yeah, six and seven. We're both right. Yeah. Yeah, everyone wins. That's so sad. I think I'm going to re-watch the entirety of the series up until...

That's a good idea. I mean, there's a lot of history there. Yeah. The first shot, right? The first scene in the very first episode of Game of Thrones is the Night's Watch going to the side of the wall and cannering white walkers. How long is it until you see them again? You don't see them for like three seasons, right?

Yeah. It's like... I remember the trailer before the series even started was so focused on white walkers, and then it's not even about that shit. Oh, I have a question about the teaser, and I don't know if this will spoil, I don't think it'll spoil anything for you. But there's one moment where one of the characters

who it's showing, like breeze out, and it's like that, like you could see their breath, and it's if it's cold, does that mean like winter is finally coming? Yes, or it's here. Disinding at that mean like, winter is finally coming? Yes. Or it's here. Just ending at the end of the last season, right?

I guess, right? Yeah. The next book that's supposed to come out is titled Wins of Winter. It's supposed to be like, winter's fully set, which would have been. That sounds like a white snake. Well, I can't talk.

White snake song. Which would have been a season six. So yeah. What is a snake? Man, this is the longest it's taken to ever receive winter. What's that like? It's taking so long. Gus, the years are variable, right? Like that's the thing.

I guess. So it's such a mind fuck when you watch a show for like seven years and you realize a month is passed in their timeline. Yeah. But years have passed for us. It's like when we do, uh, heroes and half-wits here, like when we're filming it, we talk about like in the gaming, we've been making that show for for a long time. Now we're close to the end of season two. And we talk about like, it's been so long, but like in game time, it's only been a couple of weeks. Like a couple days. It hasn't been very long at all. We went through a period where we were underground

in caves for seem like months, but in game're like a couple of days. It hasn't been very long at all. We went through a period where we were underground and caves for seem like months, but in game time it was like two days. Time violation, man. It's crazy. Do you regret having aware that chainmail had a head thing? I hated it at first, especially because the first time, the first couple of times I wore it,

I didn't have a cowl on under it. And I didn't realize it. It turned my neck gray. So like silver? Yeah. Like, you know, you rub it on your greasy hands. Yeah, so I had to like, that's why I had started wearing a cowl

and putting it on. I actually like it now. The only problem I have is when I need to film something after that, because then my hair is just matted down and flat. Yeah, I saw Gus walking through the hallway the other day, and I was like, oh, did she get a haircut? He goes, nah, I just finished filming here

as a half-wits. Yeah, it's just like, I'm prepared to like, come for us so much. Is it heavy? That's a couple of pounds. It definitely makes, it does that thing where it makes me turn awkward.

I mean, I'm already awkward, but like, you turn like whole body instead of just turning your head. I feel like I would enjoy that. Like a nice little like, chinking sound as you move. head. I feel like I would enjoy that like a nice little like chinking sound as you move. Yeah. I don't know. Does it?

It's like wearing jewelry. I don't even know if it really makes noise. I must hit the mic all the time. I feel bad for whoever's in control room. So then apparently they put a little piece of a gaff tape on the inside to keep it from hitting the mic too often. That's good. Okay. So you're sure, by the way, tape on the inside to keep it from hitting the mic too often. That's good. Yeah, fucking.

So you're sure, by the way, should we mention that a new season of Red vs. Blue just started? Hey, a blue versus red, which is apparently a reference to the season, I think. Yeah, it just started this past weekend. Yeah, did. And Ristie.com. April 2nd, yesterday. I'm very excited about the season of Red vs Blue. I think that from what I've read, the scripts that I've seen are really funny,

maybe the funniest jokes I've ever seen in Red vs Blue. Is that like a slap in the face to Bernie and Miles? Let me know that Bernie and Miles suck apparently. Red vs Blue, what about my scripts? I'm doing it there. See, you like my script? I put a lot of simons in there. No, no, it's good.

But I'm just saying, like, this is the best. Okay. I'm in the next episode. Old sister up next. Oh, yeah. That was one of my funniest recording sessions. I like broke down and laughed for the first time in a long time. It must have been a while since I guess you recorded sister.

Yeah, I think I was in like what episode in season 14? Oh, yeah, yeah, I was. And the guy who wrote Ready Player One as episode. And then before that, it had been like one or two years. I pop in like once a season. That's true. It looks so good. Yeah, it really does. I should watch it. I haven't watched it. I was in Dallas all weekend to get a chance. Yeah, it's it's when you went something like that or when we make something that you don't have a chance to see. Like, I didn't see the tattoo documentary, I think, for like a week after it came out.

Yeah. Like, I'd keep me in a watch it. I kept wanting to get to understand gotten around. I also feel back because I have yet to watch an episode of Heroes and Halfwits. Oh, that's, I feel like. That's a big time commitment. At one point, I want to start watching it,

but I feel like it's going to be one of those things where, all right, I need to spend the rest of the day getting into this, because they're what? Like hour and a half. Yeah, this season, it's been longer. It's been like around two hours, and sometimes longer, for episode. I've actually started downloading the audio podcasts

onto my phone and listening to them in the car and I'm like cutting around. Not heroes and half-wits, I would never ever. No, you can listen to an audio version of Heroes and Halfwits by the way, that does exist. Yeah, like always open, there's a truth podcast, all the ones that are available in audio form.

I like an octopical one. Like I prefer the video, but it's just, I can't fit it into my day. It's the only way I can do it in the car. Oh, I thought you said you listen to always open a lot. I was like, you listen to your own podcast every week when I'm there with everyone. That's weird. No, I listen to off topic a lot. I think that's like one of my any favorites, another Ritualty's podcast. It's so entertaining. I just like, yeah, I love that trend. And I'll always open as well. And the Ristratheets podcast.

Like, plug, plug. I actually still listen to the Ristrathe podcast when I'm not on it. Yeah. Yeah, like I'll either watch it live that night if I'm at home or I'll just listen to it the next day. I think I just burned out on it. Like when before we had a broadcast department, when it was me who had to set it all up, record it, edit it the next day. I think I just burned out on it. Like when before we had a broadcast department,

when it was me who had to set it all up, record it, edit it, post it. Like by the time an episode came out back then, I would have listened to it four times. It was like, I don't want to fucking listen to this anymore. So a negative reaction anytime you think about it? Yeah. And yeah, I was just, I was so stupid back then,

because I think I worked at Rooster Teeth for eight years before Rooster Teeth finally bought me a computer to work on. How? I always had to buy my own computer to work on. And yeah, stupid problem. Like, even this is my own computer, it's not a company provided. But I worked eight years, and finally, it was because of the podcast that convinced him to buy me a computer. But I would edit off of these external hard drives.

And it just made it even slower like these stupid fire wire drives, I'd have to plug in and move them around to different computers. Yeah. And remember one time I was almost done with it was when we were at the Congress office. I was almost done editing one of the podcasts. And used to take me all day. Like we'd record the podcast first thing in the morning. Then I immediately start editing it and I'd probably have a finished product

rated post by like 5 p.m. So I was getting close to the end of the day. I was almost done editing it and I sat across from Monty and he stretched and his leg unplugged my external hard drive. Oh my God. And like I just watched, my program closed and crash was like, what just happened?

No. I hadn't saved all day. Oh my God! Oh my God! No! And you was really a polygetic. I was like, it's not your fault. I mean, it's my own stupid fault. What did you do, just go home after that?

I mean, I was touched again. Yeah, I'm done. I just started over. Burn the building now. I think that editing would be a profession I could never, ever do. Like, I am so impressed and like kudos to everyone who does editing as their career because to watch something over and over and over.

Oh, who are you? It's cool. You ran in, say those five seconds after your hey there, 37 minutes late. Hi. You want to redo the intro? Yeah. Yeah, let's just redo the whole thing. We're just talking.

Hi. Hey, everyone. Welcome to the Steve Podcast. This week brought to you by Honorable Casper in Squarespace. I'm Gus. I'm John. I'm Barbara. And I'm Becca.

And I'm Gus. Hey, John. Hi. Thanks for being on time for the podcast. Woo! We're not. So we're going to be doing a podcast. We're going to be doing a podcast.

We're going to be doing a podcast. We're going to be doing a podcast. We're going to be doing a podcast. We're going to be doing a podcast. We're going to be doing a podcast. I'm Barbara and I'm Becca and I'm Gus. Hey John. Hi. Thanks for being on time for the podcast. We're not. So we talked about this like right when we started the podcast, but before we started, Becca and I were talking about how different we are when it comes to like producing a show. Yeah, it's like I don't send you. Oh you and me? No, me and Bob,

he's like talking about always open, but how like I don't send reminders or I like I don't I don't work Yeah, you didn't text me until like five minutes before less than five minutes before you you checked But you said home No, it's actually just as actually a cross town is that I just taken Bella to the lake. She's um seven minutes and eight seconds before five Okay, well according to my cars stupid clock Yeah, Bella looks like a swamp thing because she was just swimming in the lake.

And yes, I've been on vacation for like the past week and that mixed with the change in time. I didn't think about the five o'clock. It's been a five for like two months now, right? I have not been on it since it's been turned to five, I don't think. Nor have I. I don't want.

Yeah, it's the vacation thing is what it's what it is if I'd been in the office I totally would have just I would have been like yeah five o'clock what a hop to be a bit like I don't know I didn't realize you were out otherwise I would have I would have sent in a reminder earlier No, that's my fault. That's my fault. Huh? I even was like what's John and you go? Yeah, for me like if this was my show, it would have been like, I mean, 4-30 rolls around, I'm like, hey, just, where are you? You come to the clock again. It's cause I normally do it with Bernie and Gavin,

where the biggest dicks in the world about, like, showing up at the last possible minute. So you just get used to it, then that's what happens. I guess, yeah. I think it's because everyone else is usually on time, especially if they're not usually on the podcast, so that when they're not there, I'm like, so there's probably something around here.

And there was. Yeah, and I feel like a total shit, because this is actually, it is this is what I just did is my pet peeve. And so whenever you know like you have your pet peeve and you end up doing it, it is like one of the worst things that you can do. Like, I'm huge on punctuality and be,

I'm huge on like, if I say I'm gonna be, people, if you say you're gonna be somewhere be there Yeah, and so at least you're suffering. Yeah, at least I'm suffering in front of like a few things people are People are given the control room props. We're getting that intro. We're gonna back out here quick on stuff I love our control group They're control crew control group control room control room control room Group because I like we're doing a science experiment like we have another group somewhere yeah that we're doing the

experiment oh yeah yeah yeah control group this yeah this is no slight to my team of designs but I think Patrick might have the best team of people oh yeah here at Root as far as like the entirety of it all but like his kids the broadcast crews like I think Patrick's outright Patrick's not in today yeah he's out what a piece of shit oh he's on he's on sabbatical everybody's on sabbatical oh he did he say he's gonna get a sabbatical oh man so many people are fucking photos of have already started John racing here

wow that is good I think I have a name that's pretty easy to mess with as far as like my last name. I feel like Rye Singer is something that is messed with constantly. How did Rye's Monger come around? Michael? No, Gavin. And it wasn't even Rye's Monger. It was Rye's Mongler. He, I don't know, calling by, you know, it's like one of the things like it progressed as far as calling it by my last name and then Gavin British eyes is it?

Why am I on the toilet? Hey, your eyes read. Yeah, what is going on? You're on the pot. Oh, I didn't read it. And what happened was he was going to tweet out. He wanted to give a little boost to my Twitter account when I first got here, but he spelled his own nickname wrong.

And instead of saying, rise, Mongler, he wrote rise, Monger. And so that's everyone just ran with what that original tweet was. And I think even like Bernie calls me that too. All right, no idea. Yeah. Let's do a little British person. I'm gonna say John Racing here now from Nolan.

No you won't. That's a good one. I think, you're last names interesting, because I always hear people pronounce it two ways. Yeah. The wrong way in the right way. There's Z sounding ones. So a lot of people say Risinger. Yeah. Or Risinger. Yeah, it's Risinger and it's annoying because it is like rising is in it. You know, like the word rising, but I try to when I tell people how to spell it, it's R.I. Singer and that helps you pronounce it as well, is that it's R.I.C.

I'm a person who says rising or absolutely. It's been, it's actually better than the other, a lot of ristinger's for some reason. That's really sad. Not even a, like, that's, I'm just saying like, that's how people, ristinger. I get to kiss and jerk, that's just it out. But I don't, I answer to either.

My favorite teacher growing up, her last name was R.I.C. So I have a lot of experience with rising so funny such a rare name Same one safe for for for Zier or something. Yeah, I heard that for the cuz it's like It's like a S I E R. Yeah, like easier, but F R Yeah, but it's but your last name F R A S I E R so like the show exactly like the show Okay, I don't know why anybody would ever pronounce your name wrong because the show has been Yeah, I heard someone pronounce it like that not long ago, and it was someone who's known me for a really long time But is I've never heard him say my last name. I guess he's never heard me say it. Yeah, and I was so taken aback

I was like I wanted to correct him by I didn't have the heart to On that that note I there's there's some people I think that you know that you don't say their last name very often. Whenever we do on the spot, begin the show, I introduce everybody myself and say their full name. And often I get little panic attacks like a second before we go live

and I ask people, like I say their name to them just to confirm I'm saying, right, like a few people I always question like Maggie Tomini like for some reason that doesn't feel right to me and so I question every single time It's a big fear of mine. Yeah, I had like a total brain fart the other day. I was Filming something with Kirk and we weren't next to each other like he was off in another part of the set and I asked the person next year said know, when we're doing the scene, what's your eye line?

Are you looking at Kevin or you looking to his left? And they were like, what? I was like, are you looking at Kirk, Kirk? Like, why the fuck are you? You're like, you're like, cracking yourself without anybody calling it out. And I was like, why the fuck did I just say, I'm like, I know Kirk.

Like, it was like such a weird like, my brain just stopped working for a moment there. That's happened to me before when I've been at a party and I've been with a friend of mine and someone else comes up and I'm introducing them to you. And it's like, let's say it's me and John and Becca's there and I'm like, hey, this is my friend, John.

For some reason, I just completely forget someone's name sometimes, even if I've known them for years. Yeah, I do it a lot. It's very embarrassing. I feel like I had a many stroke when that memory was formed. And I'm like, I'll never know your name again. Never. Worse instance of that for me,

or one of the worst instances was Paul Sheer came by, ended the show once. Yeah. Halfway through the show, I forgot his last name. Like, did I think it was just my brain went, let's just question if we know his last name.

Let's just like, we'll sort of think it's still sheer, but let's not. And so like, it wasn't just, you know, someone I could joke with, it was he had been really nice and come just to show. He's also like an actual celebrity. And so I didn't say his last name, the rest of the show, until the very end when I said thank you for being on it.

And I just went, you know, it was like, I went for it, said sheer, cameras cut, and I pulled it IMDB. And I just like quickly made sure I did not just embarrass myself in front of like a guest. I did it in a job interview. To who? No.

The guy that was interviewing me, his name was Demetri. And I was like, in my head, I'm like, that's a weird name for a dude to have. His name is Dominic. Like that's the obvious. You're brain-bitten for you. You're brain-bitten for your brain. Yeah. And so then I just his name is Dominic. Like that's the obvious. You're brain-victed for you, man. And so then I just kept calling him Dominic, like halfway through the interview, I pivoted.

Oh, did you do multiple times? Yeah. Oh, I mean, like, and then I, like, I switched, like his associate came in and I referred to him as Dominic and he was all, who? I'm like, who fuck? I'm like, I did not get the job.

What is white? Is there a part of the brain that stores names and can that be damaged? Is that a type of aphasia? Because I know it happens with faces. Brad Pitt has that. We can't remember a face, apparently. Oh, I have that.

I'm gonna start saying that. Yeah, you're not just an asshole. That's not a matter of memory. I'm not an asshole. I have a condition. I never forget faces. It's the complete opposite. I never remember names, yeah, I'm not an asshole. I have a condition. I never forget faces. It's the complete opposite. I never remember names, but if I've met someone

even at a convention at like one out of like a thousand people, I'll look at them and be like, I met you before. Yeah. I'm somewhere. It's really annoying because you go up to someone and you've like seen at the grocery store, you're like, I know you're from somewhere. Yeah.

And you can never connect it. Yep. And then they're like, really you remember me? I was like, well, technically, technically, I remember you as your essence. But I don't know your name or anything about you, but I just, I know I've met you and I've seen you. So my sunglasses are great.

Just wear sunglasses everywhere you go and you don't make eye contact. And so like, you just don't have to actually acknowledge people, you just don't see your stuff. Like even at like RTX and stuff. Yeah, even with rising you're here. No, like scared of like embarrassing himself, rising or like hiding behind glasses, rising or I'm such a diva.

Yeah, you are. Showing up when I want to show up. Yeah, we show it doesn't start till I get here. Arm pitch. Plan. I know. I'm looking like a scuss too. I hate it.

I feel so bad. That's all that is all a gag of me being confident. I actually feel like a piece of shit. No, no, no, no. John doesn't have confidence. So that is all a gag of me being confident. I actually feel like a piece of shit. We know. We know. John doesn't have confidence. Man, I got really annoyed yesterday. Well, I got annoyed over the weekend

because all the news in Austin was like, it's gonna be a huge storm. It's gonna be super bad. Oh yeah, we did. Yeah, a little bit. It's gonna be this gonna be tornadoes and quarter size hail. Oh really? Yeah, it was nothing.

We had, like on Sunday, like a thunderstorm blew through. Yeah, we had thunderstorm just the morning though. Yeah, it was like, and then it was a beautiful day. Yeah, it was gorgeous. I was on a flight back from Dallas in the evening on Sunday, and it was raining there a little bit, but it wasn't anything bad. And our flight was delayed, I think, just because our plane coming in was late. So when we took off, the captain comes on and he goes, anything bad. And our flight was delayed, I think, just because our plane coming in was late.

So when we took off, the captain comes on and he goes, Hey folks, just want to give you a heads up. You know, we just flew in and, uh, poor my arms. Time. That's a good job. You come out that yourself. That's really good. You should write that down and make sure people know you said it. What is the deal with airplane food? What's the deal? But he he came on the intercom and he was just like, yeah, we just it was a rough ride getting in here. So I just wanted to let you know that a flight attendants are going to stay see that the entire flight just because we could expect like a really rough 30 minute flight here back to Austin.

Oh yeah, because it's such a short flight. It's such a short flight. So I was like, it was whatever. And I was like, okay, I'm mentally preparing myself for really bad turbulence, which to me, bad turbulence is fucking scary. Plains going up and down, like everything is shaking, like lights are flickering. People are like going around in their seats,

things are wobbling up on top. This was nothing. It was just like little shakes here and there. But he was just like, little shakes. Maybe it was worse before. But then he kept coming on. He's just like, all right folks,

make sure you're buckled in. I apologize for the really terrible ride we're about to experience. And he just kept saying this stuff. No, he's asshole cautionary pilots. No, but it was like, I feel like he was, it's almost worse like you're helping people get into their own head about how bad it's going to be.

Like you're sucking yourself out of it. Because I was like, oh, yeah, I'm going to make sure my legs are straight and then I'm sitting up straight and then I'm not cocked anywhere in case it happens to move too quickly and I hurt myself. They want to get cocked. I hate it when I'm cocked. Not in that way.

It just happened surprisingly. Yeah, my high club, am I right? Did cocked on the play. I'm not part of the my high club. I don't think anyone actually is. They're so small bathrooms. I've been in one that was like. Everywhere, come on, play. I'm not part of the mile high club. I don't think anyone actually is. There's so small bathrooms. I've been in one that was everywhere. Come on man. Did we reach to be in the mile high club because they have bigger bathrooms in like certain like our international fights like big old. I've been in one plane where I thought the bathroom

was big enough to conceivably have sex in it. To conceive? Yeah conceivably conceived. And that's it. All the other ones are always even even if you're, even if you're like in business, like it's not really, yeah, it's the same bathroom. I know someone who joined it. Roy. You have to say, you have to be horrible. Was it a wrist-tooth person? It's okay, no one's watching. Ashley and Bernie.

Of course. I'm so jealous. They apparently were on a flight. Wait, wait, wait, I think Bernie disputed that. But apparently she, she talked about it on Always Open and it's coming out next week. But apparently there was a flight they were on where the whole bottom area of the plane was just bathrooms.

I forget what airline it was on, but it was something during the amazing race. It was like a dreamliner, like a two-story. Yeah, something where they had big bathrooms and a lot of bathrooms and apparently they joined them. I would totally take advantage of that. That's the mile high section. For me, and I said, I could never join the mile high club

because whenever I go to the bathroom on an airplane, without fail, there's other people waiting in line for the bathroom. Yeah. So you can never, like, even if there's no one when you go in, by the time you're done and you come out, there's gonna be people waiting, even if there's multiple bathrooms.

And it's like, I come out and they try to go in and it's like, oh, no, there's another person in there. I think the way to do it now is just to like, instead of being sneaky about it, is just proclaim it. It's just walking there like, we're gonna take a second, we're doing the mile high club, anybody else who wants to join an after us can get in line, but we're doing that right now, okay?

I don't believe the door cracks, you wanna reach a hand in, you can grab a bit of flesh, I'm not sure what you're going to grab. There's got to be rules against it right? Oh yeah, it's, I think it's, there's a rule of like just how many people can be in the bathroom at once. But I have two quick questions about my Ohio club. Okay. One, in order to be part of the my Ohio club, you have to have sex to completion or just what has to happen.

I assume just insertion. Insertion. Insertion. Oh, that's easy. I guess that's fast. So literally it's just in and out. And that's my high club. Ideally, it's in and out a few more times, but I mean.

I'm just saying with the matter like, I know, I've got people waiting for you like anything. And then my second question is, if you just masturbate, can you be the half-mile club? No. No. What happens if you masturbate in an airport airplane restroom? Then you have a lot of questions about your life and what you're doing. Is there ever a time where you've been horny on an airplane? Really? Yes, but my horniness is a bit dirty. I was think of Bernie. No, that's not something you should have said. No, no, no, no, I

know what she means. Has he told this story? What's your name? It's an animated. Yeah. Yeah. On an airplane which is the worst place to have. I don't get to decide what I'm horny. It's done by whenever my medicine is in me. Then it's almost like, every time I put in a new injection,

it's like going through puberty again, and it's that. It's like, you're injection in five minutes. And your penis is poppy. It's like a spinoid through a ring. Except it explicitly says on the box, do not put this into your penis. What would happen if you'd- I don't know, but it's like,

I think it's the same thing of like on a coffee cup, where it's like this is hot, which means that someone one time burned themselves. So now they have to put this warning, someone put testosterone in their peepee, and bad stuff happened, and they say don't do that.

Because I mean, there is some sort of logical sense because testosterone does aid in that area. So just some guys like, well, I'm not gonna put it into my leg. I'm just gonna put it right there. I just don't understand. The concept of being turned on when you're on an airplane because you're usually next to people way too close to you

who are smelly or just really gross and just you're breathing in everyone's air and everyone's just, it's like the least sexy place on earth. Yeah. Like if I had to choose one place to qualifies, it would be nice. sexy place on her. Yeah, like if I had to choose like one place that took all five years away. You've never been a dude, have you? Yeah, that's what it is.

There's a difference here. I'm really under the mask. On one side of the cast, the other 40 dudes are. Yeah, I get, but like, isn't it still dependent on your health? No, it's not exclusive, I mean, it helps. I was sitting at home this morning at my desk and my My AC's broken so I had repairman going in and out and at one point they left for like 15 minutes and

Cut a piece of that I asked no, I just see him that's not doing anything And then I just get a random like boner just a boner just a big old rock hard one and then they walk in and I was I was I think I was wearing these sweats And I was scared to that thing and I asked me to come look at something because I was wearing sweats and I had an erection Like AC turns me on I get so excited to see you Barbara and then you do stuff like that. Are you gonna say you're deceiving because I like you Barbara You're my friend don't get a boner On Twitter here is that you fucking yourself in the potential photo?

I don't want to see it. All purpose nerd on Twitter is saying that somebody has to orgasm for the mile high club. That's okay. Well, that I think we both know who. Yeah. Ha ha ha. Someone has to orgasm.

Well, what about lesbians? Okay, I guess the person who usually comes first It is a race it's always it's always a race and if you don't I would just like if you don't finish first I would love the idea of like you and and like a boyfriend and girlfriend going into a bathroom They're both just masturbating and they're just like like looking each other in the eye like master baiting and they're just like, like looking each other in the eye, like, who's gonna finish first? Like,

I think that's just a fun game in general. That should be an Olympic sport. What's it called? Never break eye contact. No, I feel like we're on the spot now. Yeah, I know. Developing something. That's why I hosted.

I don't come up with the actual jokes. Just make everybody else do it. I see your, I see your game plan. I've never tried that. I've never tried that. I've never tried to like, from like Dead Limp, from like Dead Limp, like what's the fastest I can achieve orgasm?

Like if I stood up right now and went at it, how fast, how long would it take? How long would it take? The privacy, like, not do. With the aid of something or just on your own. This is on my own, like me in an empty room. It's like, I'm gonna do this. I, God.

No porn, nothing. Rough estimate for me would be less than 10 minutes. Oh yeah, easy, like a 10 minute. I don't know, like I could, I think it's, it's once you get the boner, I, it's, we're done. Once you get the boner, that's all we gotta do. This episode has to be called Once You Get the Boner. Yeah. We're the snap. Yeah, and that's all it is, is that once you get the boner, that's all we got to do. This episode has to be called Once You Get the Boner. Yeah.

We're the snap. Yeah, and that's all it is, is that once you get the boner, then it's, I don't know why it keeps snapping when I say boner. That how quickly it snaps up? Yeah, it makes that noise. But it's, I don't know, sometimes it's hard just to get a random inspiration without the aid of anything. I could see that.

Just like slap your camera. You guys haven't made. Oh, I was talking about like, a guy was watching porn on a train and someone posted a picture of his laptop screen in the reflection of the mirror. Like, you're not full in anyone. I was like, how do you just watch it for entertainment

and not get a boner? And Michael's like, yeah, you're so desensitized to it. You see it all the time. I don't know about porn. I mean, like, was he watching like actual video porn? No, I don't. That's literally, I could not close out porn faster than when I've done masturbating.

I mean, I think also some people are just like, maybe have a slight addiction to porn where they just need to watch it to feel. He watches it for the stories. He needs to find out how it is. Does the cable ever get fixed? Oh, that's just, I thought you were like a video. No, that's not, I mean, it's a similar thing.

It was like two women going at it. Okay, then yes, then that's just watching porn. Yeah, it was like real porn. It was like, you're not fooling anyone. Was the title or something? Yeah, there's never a time I watch it unless I wanna be having orgasms. Having orgasms.

Yeah. Master meeting. That I hate April Fool's Pranks. But I thought. They did the prank king. The one Pornhub had this year was actually really good. Wow, what an old reference there Becca. We just posted on Facebook.

Okay. They said that they were rolling out a feature where any video you watch in a porn hub, it just automatically likes and shares on your Facebook timeline. Save you any potential. Yeah, down time. And of course, people start freaking out about it.

No, that one sounds so obvious. But why do they have that fucking like button? I don't know about porn hub, but I've seen that on yeah I always walk I think with like those sites. It's more so I don't know Is the like wait is there an actual Facebook like button? I'm some point I'm going to porn hub for work Pin this to your Because I mean if some people want to why wouldn't porn on let them like share their content that they need more people to watch porn hub is still

If you use mom was mom's boyfriend. That sounds good. Let's see here. I'm trying to see, well I mean I'm not watching it. I'm looking for a share. Yeah. Gass I'm pretty sure this is in the implor- There's literally a share button for every social media.

No Facebook though. What? It's Twitter, Reddit, Tumblr, Google Plus, StumbleUpon, and Blog blogger do it on do it on Twitter Wow Facebook is all rude It's gonna make you log in oh yeah, you have it it auto fills a tweet and then you have to hit tweet But like is it already connected?

It did pull up my account It pulled up with your vase cuz your log did your up my account. It did pull up with your vase, because you're logged in. With your porn hub account, it doesn't go to the show. Your biofilms, hot daughter, fucks mom's boyfriend, it's got a link to the video. Let me just go over this. It's just the title. That's what's close. It's currently, it's unrelated.

It's unrelated. Rubbing my dick too. Don't you have to connect your Twitter account, your login. Well, because I logged in to Twitter already. It probably, like, it pops up except window. So don't you have to allow the website to have access to your Twitter? It popped up like a Twitter window. Yeah.

Which means Gus has already given click permission to and then hit enter. Wow. Yeah, it's out there. Goddamn. There was a funny story. I saw I don't know how true it is or not, but it looked legit where this daughter was had her dad as a friend on Facebook and her dad didn't realize that everyone could see

anytime he commented on someone's public photo or anything like that. So she just got in his feed, just saw all these comments of him leaving these really disgusting comments on these girls photos of like, yeah baby I'd lean you over the table and fuck you in the ass. That's bad. I love those hot babies.

That's a no, no, no. And just like, she had to comment being like, dad, everyone who's friends with you on Facebook could see your public comments. Oh, you're, you're, oh man. That's awkward. Which means like, that is, well, it wasn't that I would just be gone. I'd delete every internet thing ever. I'm gone off social media.

Anything you do on the internet can be seen by everybody. That's the rule. And soon it'll be sold by your ISP for a great profit for them. I loved what a Cartesian's Humanity owner said they were gonna do. They were a fundraiser to buy all of Congress. By Congress. I just think it's a fun little like fuck you. Like whether they do it or not,

that's just a very clever way to put it into perspective. I'm like, hey, you're people too. What I don't understand is, so our elected officials passed this, right? They represent us. Who in the world was like, hey, we'd love for you to pass a law where you sell our web browsing history. And you make money off of it.

Like, who the fuck asked them to do that? Oh, you didn't ask for that? I didn't, I didn't sure it's fucked and asked for that. Gus, are you proposing that our government could make decisions that are not based on actual individuals but could be made more by another group that could sway them in some way?

Yes, I'd say maybe companies were paying for votes for that. If that was part of our political system, that would just be tragic. That would be tragic. I can't believe that that would possibly happen. I'm just so glad we don't live in that kind of society, guys. I agree. I don't want people knowing that I looked up new bile films. God bless America. New bile films. I was the first one, by the way, when I loaded porn hub. What'd you say? New bile films. That's what it was. New bile, like, just really good. What did you say? New bile films. That's what it was.

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Yeah. And then I was like, yeah, that's my mattress. And they're like, okay. And they just like put it there. And I was like, if you could like open it up and just put it right there. And they just ripped open the cardboard and just went,

mm-hmm. Yep. Like it was breathing in life for the first time. I thought it was pretty cool too. When I moved into my apartment, the only thing I owned as far as furniture was the Casper mattress. Right.

I owned nothing else. Come back, John. Yep. And then Adam Ellis gave me a couch. So I had a couch in my living room and a Casper match of sitting on the floor and tons of boxes. And I'd look like a squatter for months.

Still do. Yeah, I kind of do. Does it really have anything on the walls? I never, when I was younger, I'd never put anything on walls. I don't know, I just. Don't tell Max. Okay.

He is so adamant about that being just the most horrendous crime. Well now I'm totally different. Yeah, I'll put stuff on walls, but I guess when I was younger, like I don't know I said and focus on it and think about it. I want to put stuff on my walls.

I have a bunch of art that I bought from like Comic Con stuff like that. The problem is that I'm probably gonna be moving again in like seven months, and that's sure enough for me to go, nope. Nope, not worth it. Yeah. It's hard for me to commit to stuff on my walls unless I actually have a place that I own. I don't know.

Like I have an apartment and I've used double-sided Velcro. You ever use that before? That's not. Where it actually like holds up really well, especially if you put a few pieces. I think we did that with some of the stuff in the bungalow Yeah, probably you use like those 3M command strips. Yeah, those are really good That's also Yeah, so I just do that instead of actually like poke and holes in my wall. Yeah

Just a thought you know pro tip Did you see the dumbest in my opinion the dumbest thing I saw in maybe the last couple of days? the dumbest, in my opinion, the dumbest thing I saw in maybe the last couple of days, were Twitter realized that, yeah, people with egg avatars, they harass other people online, so they change the egg avatar. To what? Just like a, a troll, a faceless body.

Have you not seen it? Oh, the one that people say it looks like a buffalo? So like, I mean, it's so dumb, because it does nothing. It fixes nothing. It's just a different people. They just change the default avatar, because people associated the eggs with harassment, I mean, it's so dumb because it does nothing. It fixes nothing. It's just a different people. They said someone pointed out. They just changed the default avatar because people associated the eggs with harassment.

Like, but what's that you about to write? So in five years, they're gonna change the new one to something. Now everyone just knows this is the new egg. I mean, what new trolling? Right, great. I don't understand why they thought this was a solution or this was anything that this fixes anything.

I'm gonna change my avatar to the egg. It's just a marketing ploy probably. Who knows? I had to guess pretty dumb. So dumb. Real dumb. But I love that. I love that.

I love that it irritated you. Yeah, I was like, I just don't understand. They had meetings about this. I'm sure. Oh, Ty, they probably paid someone like $50,000 for the new egg to draw it up April fools Rick and Morty episode comes out. Yes. I have not watched it. Yes, but what can you see the Rick and Morty episode?

I didn't watch it because it's just that's not the place to see it. I wanted on Prestee like you know streaming live on a loop on I would love to to. I just didn't know about it. But they did. But Adult Swim, they streamed an episode. It is, it's been specically whether it is or isn't the premiere of season three. I don't think it's the premiere

because it kind of starts, it seems like it starts in the middle of a story. Then that's possible that it wasn't. But then they, Adult Swim was really cool. It was yesterday. They streamed the entire first two seasons, and it was fun just to turn that on. And the one that I pulled up was the one where they have

the different timelines, the alternative realities, and that splits more throughout the episode. We're in the most like logistically amazing episodes of any TV show ever. That was one where I was like, I took a moment. I was like, this show is brilliant. Yeah. I only saw it last night. I saw it on, I was like, this show is brilliant. Yeah. I only saw it last night.

I saw it on April, fulls day, because I saw that adult swim was gonna be playing Bob's Burgers. And I was like, I read the info, I was like, oh, I like that episode. And I switched, I was like, oh, it's Rick and Morty. What episode is this? I caught it like after it started a little bit,

and then they started playing it again. And I was like, wait, you saw it on TV? Yeah, that was the April fulls joke. Oh, I thought it was on their website. No, they played it like on TV on April first Yeah, I don't have TV. Yeah, they it in the evening. Yeah, they played it like on they played on the loop like four or five times in a row Well damn I said would have been a good place to watch it I've seen the first episode of Rick and Morty and I thought it was really fucking weird And I didn't like it and then I didn't try watching anymore. And apparently someone told me this weekend they're just like,

oh yeah, the first episode I thought it was weird and I didn't like it either, but then I kept watching and I was hooked instantly. Those me with um, archer. Yeah. Watched, I think first two episodes of archer and did not like it, took like a year off and then I was like, all right,

everyone keeps raving about this goddamn show. I'm gonna give them one more chance and ravenously watched every episode there ever was. I met speaking of cartoons and stuff like that. This weekend I was at Dallas, FanExpo and on our way to the convention center, some of the special guests had like cars that would take us to the center from the hotel we were at.

And Aaron, Zach and I were sharing a car with this guy, and we started talking to him. And we were just like, oh, what are you doing? He goes, oh, I'm a voice actor. We're like, oh, cool. Like, is there anything we would have seen you in or known you for? And he goes, I was a voice of Prince Eric in Little Mermaid. And we were just like, what?

It was the biggest thing. I did Aaron's body picture. I didn't get a picture from you. I didn't get a picture from you. The thing is, is that, and he told us a really funny story, he was 15 when he played. No, it was in 1989. Yeah, wow. When that came out, and like he's like an attractive guy, but he's clearly like older probably in his like, how long does it go?

It's a little bit late. 89. 89 is 15. Can't do math right now. But yeah, that's him. And Christopher Daniel Barnes. He's 43 years old. Interestingly.

Something around there, yeah. And very nice guy. And then we started talking about like, oh, did you also do the voices to the sequel movies? And he goes, no, they actually recast me. But it was okay because when they were telling me that they were gonna recast me for it They told me that the reason for it was because apparently they have a kid in the movie Yeah, and they said that his voice was too sexy to be a dad Oh

Yeah, and I was like I feel like that would be okay. I'd be okay with that That was a strange question Like little mermaid too is somewhere free for streaming And I came home one day and it was on and it looks bootleg as hell. Yeah, I wouldn't want to watch it. And then she, she, she does the opposite. She goes in the ocean. Into becoming a mermaid.

Wait, they're gonna be coming. They're gonna be coming some mermaid? Yeah, they twist it. Did they call it the littler mermaid? I want to be- I think it was just Little Mermaid 2. Where are the fish are? Well, that was like a stretch of like a Disney was like,

let's just make really cheap sequels of everything. Jafar needs glasses. I actually like, we can't get wrong ways, but we'll just do someone else do his voice. I didn't mind the Aladdin sequels, like return of Jafar and then Prince of thieves. What was it, King of, I don't know. Prince of thieves.

I didn't mind those too much, and maybe it's because those are the only ones I actually watched, but the little mermaid one looked like shit, Pocahontas sequel look like shit Prince of these did Sean Connery do the voice of Aladdin's dad So the Aladdin sequel of the third one prince Aladdin King of these King of these Prince of these is Robin Hood right? No, what do king, was that?

What'd you want to know? Who was his name as Dad? Who did the voice? Is his dad the Sultan? No. Wait, let me see. I don't know what you're asking me here. I swear enough, if it was, no, it wasn't.

Oh well, I thought it could have swirled. But they brought Robin Williams back for the third one, but I think second, which is very strange. Yeah. I think Robin Williams was upset with MFR call for. I remember the stories right in the promotions for the original one that he did not want. The genie character or his association, like top line billing for a Disney did that.

So I think he was, he didn't want to do the second one because of that. Well, wouldn't he want that just because it's like using him. Yeah, I think it was, I think it was a use thing. Like he just didn't want to be used as like the reason why people went and saw the film or something like that. Yeah, yeah. The best character in that movie though. Like if I was Disney, I would use the Genie absolutely. I think his role was a little bit smaller until they, he just started riffing a million things and they're like, well, we just got to fill the film with this guy. Sure. I could be totally wrong

Internet's gonna prove me right or wrong. I like to y'all go personally Give a god-free. Yeah He I wonder how many of the cast I know god-free did it but went on and did the voice of the Cartoon the TV series. Oh, yeah, I'm pretty sure Gilbert got free went on and did it for sure he's the one who needed to do it. Apparently, he had to say busy, right? They're apparently making, I was asking about this recently because they just came out the beauty and the beast movie.

But apparently they're doing a live action little mermaid. Yeah. They're really interesting. They're doing Aladdin. And a live action lion king. They're doing lion king. What they're doing lion king. It does not make sense because A, there's no humans in that movie. So it's a live action. The Dandelion. Lion King. What the Dandelion King. Does not make sense because A, there's no humans

in that movie. So it's just. I think it's like Jungle Book. Well, they did, they already did like a Broadway production of Lion King. Yeah, but they used like people. That's really over the top though. I can't imagine that being in a film.

Yeah. I assume it'll be Jungle Book without Mugley. Is living. Like as far as like human interaction in the film is what it's going to be. I just don't see the point of doing a live action version of like, Oh, I don't see a point of doing anything. I don't see a point if it's gonna be. I just don't see the point of doing a live action version of a cartoon.

Oh, I don't see a point in these films. I'm not even gonna point if it's all CG'd. Like at that point, it's just like really well animated. Exactly. Getting the beasts, like I didn't see in the film, but a good chunk of it is just Emma Watson wandering around a CG environment basically with CG beast and CG. Hey, I feel like they did it pretty well.

I have my thoughts about the Beauty and the Beast movie that I don't want to ruin anyone from seeing it. I liked it and I think that if you watched Beauty and the Beast as a kid and you like Beauty and the Beast as a kid, you're gonna like it as well, especially like when they do all the songs and it's really nice to have that nostalgic feel for it, but they added so many songs to that movie. Oh really? And if you're

gonna add songs to fucking beauty in the beast, they better be at beauty in the beast level. And they were not not at all. And so that was like the only part of that movie. I think that was like really disappointing to me. I think that's always an odd thing. Even with like the Broadway productions, although I think the Broadway functions have been a little bit better, where if a show has these songs and then they add songs into it, it just doesn't feel right, because there's a flow to what you originally remember of the film. So now I wish, this is me being a little bit picky, I wish they would stop doing these

remakes, but if they want to do something like that, I wish they would go a little more of the Maleficent route and tell a story that's not been told. Maleficent was like, it's kind of the wicked story. It's wicked is the story of, you know, the prequel. Elphaba. Yeah. And I like that it's that untold story,

but still in the world that you like, you can still get this nostalgic connection and see all these characters, you know. That's why I think it has to be one of the other. If you're gonna do pretty much the same story, not shot for shot necessarily, but you have to keep it relatively in the same sequence and the same songs and stuff like that.

If you add a lot of stuff, it just becomes unfamiliar to everyone who is going to see it. Yeah, it's like commit to something different or commit to what you're facing. What you're doing. Yeah, so on Twitter here, Luele and Daffy D, I don't know how to say that says that John Reese Davies voice to Latin staff. John Reese Davies. That's the voice. And I'm looking it up Dan Kestel and Netta replaced Robin Williams as the

Genie in episode in a number two. And it was. Yeah, they said the reason Rob Williams didn't do it is he was upset because he said he did the voice for the movie But Disney then took the character and overdubbed it with someone else to like sell Merchandise and made commercials out of it. Oh So that's why it wasn't until Disney replaced the CEO and the new CEO apologized that he agreed to come back to it All right, Twitter now I need you to find out if Ron Williams did the voice of Jeannie in the Saturday morning segments of great minds think alike. Great.

Just need you guys. Wow. I don't even know what that is. What does great minds think alike? Okay. So Saturday morning on ABC because that's great minds think for themselves. It's great minds think alike segments that Jeannie would talk about. Alan's Jeannie tells the stories of great historical figures.

Yeah. Great minds think for themselves. Oh great minds think for themselves. Yeah. Okay. William's the for themselves. Yeah, okay. So William's the genie. There you go, okay, cool. Cool episodes. I'm realizing that there's an entire end to certain people

that can remember Saturday morning cartoons as being a thing because there was a time when there was a finite amount of cartoons available to watch as a child. And the most of them were Saturday morning from like six in the morning to like 10 30 and now just turn on Netflix. It's cartoon 24 so yeah, you can literally watch every trashers out there. Yeah, do you guys see the power rangers movie speaking?

I did. Saturday morning cartoons. No, no. I fucking loved it. I liked it so much. I heard a lot of good things about it. It is, I'd say this in the best way possible. It is so fucking bad.

But like that TV show. You're just like so fucking into it. You're just like, holy shit. I'm rolling my eyes so hard, but it's the Power Rangers. I mean, I can't remember what news publication said it, but there was a title to review that the review summarized my thoughts pretty 100% accurately. And the title was Power Rangers is the worst movie that is easy to love.

Because you watch and you go, flaws, tons of them. But then you're like over the top acting, really crazy like plotholes, scenarios. Yeah. Do you think a lot of it's nostalgia? I think it's true to form for Power Rangers for me, because Power Rangers, if you're gonna describe it in one way, it's cheesy way over the top, and usually unnecessarily to that level,

and that was a movie. What's really impressive about the film is that the Power Rangers, there's not spoil, this is kinda letting you know, they're only in the suits for, I think, they've clocked at 15 minutes total of the film. And-

What was the other way that the TV, I'm not gonna worry about it. Yeah, I guess they are. It was at the end of the episode, they'd get in their suits, and then even that was cut short by suit to Zord time. Like they would do their one little fight with the putties, and then they'd get in their zords, and you'd see the regular zords for about five seconds, then they're like, ah, he got big, I make the Megzord.

And I mean the Megzord, and that was it. You sound like a crazy person right now. I just like explaining this to a caveman. Why don't they start in the Megzord to begin with? Why wasn't, why wasn't a Voltron just always in the cave? Yeah, why not? I don't know, I don't know. You know, why was in Captain Planet just always out?

You know, why did he Captain Planet just always out? Why did he ever go away? Why was he just constantly fixing the fucking planet? You're just jerking it all the time. Yeah. You call him like oh god damn it, stupid kids. Who cares if that guy could talk to that monkey? Captain Planet needs to come and fix the ozone layer. I just thought he was so sexy. Captain Planet? He was. No, like his shiny blue hair. No, yeah, I definitely. Green hair. And, blue skin. I had a really shitty TV, okay. You're color blind, what are you younger?

But no, they really make you wait for it too in this movie. We're like, just like waiting for all this stuff and then at one point, like the music comes on and you're just like, fucking rocking. Yes. Yes. Fuck. It was.

They do play the music at one point and flaws aside, it just gets you revved up a little because it is a good buildup. The movie is a giant crescendo to, you know, kind of like the episodes, a giant crescendo to the big fight at the end. I also didn't realize that Brian Cranston plays. Sort of. Sort of. Sort of.

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It was it was no no no it was a like a university hosted So it was like back when you had like a long URL that like tilde and your username Oh, so it was like I remember my my username was gs19793 so it was like Who knows some like long university servers. Yeah, Gs19793. I remember mine. Visualserenity.com. Oh boy. Yeah. You're scoffing from off camera. Someone on Twitter said the songs in the Beauty and the Beast that they used in the new movie were written by the person who wrote the songs in the original Beauty and the Beast, but they were cut from the movie. Probably cut from the movie for a reason.

Just saying. People can make mistakes. Just saying they probably weren't in the movie because they weren't great. Yeah, it's one of them always worried, like when, every, it's like, I'm not a big music person, but when like a band puts out an album

and then there's like a deluxe version with songs that didn't make it to the album, like, it was a prop, those are probably shit. Or like a director's kind of a movie. He's like, one hour of footage we saw fit to be cut. Yeah. For a reason. Yeah, so I'm always skeptical when I see that.

So the same thing is when you see the unrated version. It's like that just means that they didn't submit this cut for a rating. It's not like it was rejected. Yeah, it means that they added one more scene of boobs. Not even. It could just be a scene of like two people talking. Yeah. It's like, it just, it just, this version was not submitted for a rating.

That would be a horrible bait and switch. Or it's like 20 extra minutes of wholesome footage in the unrated version. Yeah, because that's, I mean, that's, yeah, you're right. Because the definition is, is not that it's got race or stuff. Red band. Red band. You just instant-minute, you know? Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah.

I didn't know that. It just, it just does not have a Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, I didn't know that. It just does not have a rating. We didn't show it to the imaginary group called the MPA who's these random people that can... Because like the way they advertise whenever a movie's like unrated version, they always put like in red like unrated, like expecting to say like boobs

or a lot of sex scenes or something like that or more raunchy material. You ever see there's a documentary, it's been a few years since I've seen it, this is a documentary called This Film Is Not Get rated. Yeah. That talks about that process that films go through. It's really interesting. If you haven't seen it, whoever's listening or watching, you should absolutely go watch

it. I remember it. It's really an insight into how crazy the whole process of rating movies is. Well, that's how they did, they went through all that with laser team, trying to get a certain rating for it. Yeah, like you can always say fuck so many times and show boobs so many times or enough certain parts of boobs. We were talking about this the other day when we were talking about laser team two and talking about like the different ratings you can get. It's like you can use this, if you want, like if we were talking to this hypothetical scenario,

you can use this, if you want, like if we were talking in this hypothetical scenario, if you want a PG 13, you can use a curse word a certain way, but not another way. Yeah. Yeah, I always ask that. That's silly. Right. And it was really, and then it's like,

and then once you, and then you get, I think in PG 13 you also get like one fuck, but then once you cross to R, then it's like unlimited, and then it's like a whole other set of criteria. They've sat even written down. It's like then you start worrying about nudity and how much you see and what you see. Yeah, I remember reading something about like, you can have like, basically unlimited boobs

for an R rating, but the second you show a winged, like an X or in C17. No, it's not bad. I mean, it's, it's not fair. I feel bad for a total double center. Not enough dogs and movies There's there's a lot of dong in need another naughty bit to be able to show No, you know not really There's more than but holes a lot of dong in a forgetting share a martial. Oh It's just Jason Seagulls. I know, but it's it's it's in there so many times. Is it a muppet dick?

They got loves muppets but it's in there so many times. Is it a Muppet Dick? They got loves Muppets. There's a whole Muppet storyline in there. Huh? Have you seen that movie? Yeah, it's like the Empire. Vampires. Have you seen the overnight? No.

It's a really crazy movie. It's on Netflix. And we're on vacation and we're like, let's just watch a Netflix movie. This looks interesting. It's a really crazy movie. I was like, I'm going gonna blank on everybody's names. Okay, good.

Jason Schwartzman. Okay. And Ben from Parks and Rec. I always forget his name. Adam Scott. Adam Scott. And some women. One of them is friends.

Some women. Oh, I love them. And they were great in that name. They were in a little trick from Orange is the new black. Oh, I love them. And they were great in that thing. And they were in a little trick from Orange is the new black. Oh, I know a movie this is. That movie shows a lot of Don, but they're prosthetic Don's and it's hilarious.

But that movie is bizarre. I highly recommend checking it out if you have. Was it a prosthetic hour or so? Don in Django Unchained. Oh, when it was Jimmy Fox's day? Yeah. Cause that thing was big. It was prosthetic in Boogie nights. Did you watch? Yeah, did you watch Westworld? No, yeah, yeah. There is there. Pepe. Maybe the biggest on screen. Don't I've ever seen? I love it. They can

referencing it like we are putting your talents are not being properly utilized. And then they I mean, this is not like Bella Hush. We're talking about penises. I would invite her up, but she looks dirty. She is, she's a little dirty. But yeah, they not just, you know, sometimes they show the penis in the background or just a little bit in the side. Like this is like, it's the main character of this shot.

What? Yeah, the shot doesn't move. It cuts to it. It's like episode four or five, maybe? It was pretty close to the end. It was the end. After what's your name? Watch episode four or five of me. Westworld tonight. I think that's the same episode. Watch the whole season.

Where it shows a guy with a little like pants tent with a boner. Pants tent. Yeah, my favorite kind of tent. Let's see. So yeah, I mean, if you look up, it's the fifth episode. Fifth episode. It's big. Yeah. Remind me to watch episode five of Westworld tonight. The most nudity I think of any. It's casual. Like, I thought about that. Yeah. You know, I was thinking about it specifically for like, Tandy Newton, right? Yeah, you know, she's a an actually has been it so many things. She's really great She's awesome in Westworld unbelievable, and I wonder what that looks like when she receives You know that role. It's like she's like all right, you know, whatever I can do this like yeah

You're naked 75% of the time. It's green lots of close-ups of her nipples. Yeah, like I could if you showed me a lineup I could pick out Tandy Newton's nipples. Oh totally. I like seeing him right now. Yeah, like I could if you showed me a lineup I could pick out Tandy Newton's nipples. Oh totally. I like seeing it right now Yeah, I know righty. I see it And and potentially more than just boobs too. I mean who knows what was going on there, but I bet you have a pubic hair stylist like for the show. Yeah, there's I mean it was just like She's she just not have clothes. Do I have you watch a last-man on earth? Yeah, I watch it's really it is really good She's not out close. Do I have you watch Last Man on Earth? Yes. Love that show. I watch the first season. It is really good, but I realized

because I was watching that show by myself and then Aaron came over and I was like, oh, do you mind if I just finished this episode that I started watching? He's like, yeah, go ahead. I realized that show is very weird if you watch just one episode. Totally.

It seems like very annoying. Yeah, it's, you have to know everything that's kind of built up those characters to that point. How those characters have met the other characters they're with. And why they are that way. It's a very pyramid building of a show. Yeah, and I was like, this is probably a really terrible introduction to the show, which I watched in the middle of the third season or something.

But I think I stopped watching after the character showed up. We drove into town in a car in season one. Yeah. It was like the fifth or sixth person. That was pretty early on. You got tired of getting that. It was like, oh my god, they just keep adding people. He's clearly not the last man.

I was like, all right. But then it turns because he's horrible. Not if you were the last man on earth. Oh, get it. They wouldn't get so much. That's a good job in that one. Yeah. I checked out. Yeah. I checked out.

Sorry. I tried. I just can't get into new stuff. I don't know. I can't make that commitment. Like, I wanted to try to get into feud, the FX. I have a TBR. I haven't watched it.

I watched the first episode and I was like, oh, that was good. And I haven't watched another one since. Did you watch Legion? I watched. Not done yet. Okay. I watched the first five episodes of Legion. We talked about it and enjoy the show. Did you watch Legion? I watched. Not done yet. Okay. I watched the first five episodes of Legion. We talked about it and enjoy the show.

We did. And then I stopped. I haven't seen the last like three or four or three. Three. It's good. It's good. I'm not a product yet. It was good.

And that was a show I was really enjoying. I just can't, I don't know, I just can't make the time. I just, I played too many video games. Same. Do you watch Attack on Titan? I'm gonna. Attack on Titan. Because. Season you watch Attack on Titan? I'm gonna. Because season two is gonna do season two. I never finished season one. So this is gonna

motivate me to finish season one and I'm gonna watch season two with them. Because I need to watch for anime. I don't I every time I watch anime I enjoy it and I just don't make an effort to insert into like my media consumption. Yeah. Me too. But I'll do it with my, and also I love talking about with my friends and that kind of thing. So I was just on fan service for the first time for the family. I know, I was excited. Well, it's like they were talking about a tech on Titan,

which is the only anime I've seen, but I know it very well. So they had me on and season two just started this weekend. And I'm excited to see it. There's a new feature one coming out in an Alamo, the anime, what's, it's such a terrible story to start off something like that. There's no feature anime that I kind of want to go see

because I want to see more anime action in theaters. I love theater experience. That's my favorite thing. That's how I watch things the most is I love going to movie theaters. I love anime. And so whenever they show something like that in a theater, I want to make sure I make an effort to go see it.

Is there a theater you could bring Clem to? Kind of, Alamo D house on like Tuesday mornings does maybe night Baby morning baby like you know, I'm at work then. So it's yeah, it sucks You should just like take off Tuesday mornings to work from home then I'm like well fuck If I'm gonna take a Tuesday morning off. I'm gonna send her ass to daycare and do that. I want to do yeah, so True enough true I'm gonna have to take care and do something. I wanna do it. Yeah, so true enough. True. True.

Yeah, I almost actually really strict. Like no children under the age of six are allowed. Oh, no. But at all, right? Yeah, like even if it's like, you know, boss baby. You just, you can't take God's baby. You used to be eight. All right, this is gonna be a problem.

Mm-hmm, 18. Sorry, I just got found out the AC team that was installing the ACMI apartment, They broke the lock. My apartment complex is had to switch the lock, put the new key in my mailbox. My male key is in my apartment. And their office closes right now. You need to go. We're we're wrapping the summer.

No, I'm like, I'm like, you're screwed. We're going far away from my apartment. Shit. So I'm, I'm going to just do a, regardless. I'm far away from my apartment. Shit. So I'm gonna just do a quick call. Good thing you have fell for the back. Let's wrap this up. We're gonna get you guys to get your call. Thanks everyone for watching.

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