Rooster Teeth Podcast - One Suck Worth... - #533

Episode Date: February 26, 2019

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Brought to you by HIMS, SmiledirectClub, and club and stamps calm. I'm Gus There's no Gavin. I'm Ellie. I'm Bernie Gavin is out with the measles and I'm Gus this week Is that true? No, that's not true But it is weird. It is weird that you can make that joke and people think it might be true today Right Was Matt and guys are up to like 680 cases? Yeah, and I believe Japan is having their worst measles outbreak in decades.

I think they have like 167 people or something like that. Dude, I learned something from the Japanese outbreak of measles and that is that it just wears off the vaccine for a while. Oh, the vaccine. Yeah, it just took a year. Yeah. I started reading about all this and then I looked into it.

I was like, do I need to get another measles vaccine now that I'm an adult and you do? It depends. It's fucked up. It depends on what year you got it. Really? There were different strain of vaccine they gave you. Well, they were different.

They updated the way that they did vaccines. That's some resident evil shit. And like for a certain period of time, the vaccine does wear off. And if you're after a certain cutoff date, you probably don't have to. What's the date? Stop with the whole thing.

Yeah, who are you looking at? I don't want to say. I'm not a doctor. I'm probably going to get, you probably don't have to. What's the date? I know. Who are you? I don't want to be sick. I'm not a doctor. I'm probably gonna get it wrong. I'll have to look it up. Maybe my internet doesn't fucking work. That'd be a good business. You could be a vaccine consultant.

So somewhere between Bernie and Zayden, my Eric, he keeps complaining about the internet. I was just like a guy with a head, so it's like, yeah, you're probably fine. Like the two thousand, three thousand, three thousand, four, that guy was a pretty strong one. That's fine. Who's to say?

It's got some dirt on it. You'll be good. There was some measles outbreak in Wales at the like a year before I moved here. And I remember that because I went to a Cardiff rugby game where their chart against Swansea was have you got your MMR, which is that? It was so mean and excellent at the same time.

All the British people could use plague. It was a way to make fun of someone else. New office. They've lived through so many of it. I recently read that Sir Isaac Newton invented calculus because he was released from school to avoid the plague outbreak. Yeah, he was 24 at the time, right? Where he was.

And so in his off time, he invented calculus so that he could further study physics. Imagine if we go to Slack from HR, it's like, hey guys, just a bit of plague. So don't come in. When we were a much smaller company, I got shingles. And I had to ask everyone at the office, has everyone had chicken pox or the chicken pox vaccine? Because if not, you're going to get chicken pox from my shingles. Which is, I guess, the most modern equivalent of that. You can't get shingles from your shingles? No, you have to have chicken pox first.

Who licked your shingles on the pox first? You only, was it Gav or Jack? How do you not remember that? It was Gav, it was Gav. How do I not remember that? So you can't go straight to shingles. You have to have chicken pox first. Oh, wow.

Because shingles come from a reactivation of the chicken pox. The singles is so virus. Super chicken pox. Turpees. Herpes. The sister. Yeah, the medicine they gave me for it was a Valtrix chicken. Herpes. Herpes. Chicken. Herpes.

They say it's a viral. Santa viral. But you take. Yeah, yeah, tell that to the people to the farmers is handing you a fucking medicine. Oh, right, Sherf. What do you worry about? The actually is the only person I know who's had chicken pox twice.

She didn't get chicken pox enough the first time? I had a pox. You did, you. I had a twice and I had shingles. Oh, my God. That virus has its weight with me. Yeah. I had shingles pox as a baby,

then I had it again when I was in first grade. Really? That's a bummer, dude. Do you remember it when you had it? I remember the first grade one. You do, I bet. You know what was the worst? Chicken pox inmer, dude. Do you remember it when you had it? I remember the first grade one. You do, I bet. You know what was the worst? Chicken pox in your ass crack.

Oh! I remember that very specifically when I had chicken pox as a six or seven year old was walking was a nightmare. I was about to say that chicken pox kind of sounds like a cereal and now I take it back immediately. It doesn't at all.

It was awful. Is it the last of the poxies? The final poxies? Yeah, there was like a lot of poxies and then that's the last po it the last of the poxies? The final poxies? Yeah, there was like a lot of poxies and then that's the last poxies. They didn't call like eight sex pox or anything like that. You know, they just gave it its own name. Things get their own names now. They're not like a version of pox. It's cool, doesn't it? Sex pox. I got the sex poxies. No, Tom Jones song. But yeah, the thing about the chicken pox now is there is a vaccine for it. There was not a vaccine we were kids.

Right. And so that was the decision that I had to make was to whether or not it was an optional vaccine I could give my kids. And it was, we talked about it. Like it was, it was a little bit of a debate. The other stuff, not so much. I know a lot of moms who got that kid to have chicken pox on purpose. Yeah, they said party.

Yeah, like chicken pox parties, but he would get it and then it would be over with. My dad always told us, or maybe I grew up like, we were very far apart. He was 45 when he had me. He was my age when he had me. And he talked about like just the way they would handle it.

So it was 45. I was born in the mid 70s, he was born like 1930. That's where my dad was born. So he grew up in depression era and then was like almost a teenager during World War Two. So his memories of all that were very, very clear. And as a result of being raised by someone who grew up in the depression, we had to fucking save everything.

Like all our glass jars and everything. But he always told the story, hey, what's up, Gaff? How the measles? You doing good? I'm good. That's what we told me. He told me so many times. But he always told the story about that his brother got tonsillitis. And the doctor came in to give a tonsillectomy, which he did at the house, I guess. And then there were four kids.

So the doctor just told the mom said, we'll just take out all their tonsils. We'll just take them all. Yeah, it'll be cheaper if I just do them all now. It's like Costco. And he got like knocked out with ether. That's how they know. Oh, it's just like, it's amazing how much things

change in one generation to now, you know. It's wild. Just nuts. What I miss. Lots of really cute chats about chicken pox and sex pox and measles. Like there's no more poxes, that's what we're talking about. Oh really? Chicken pox was like the last of the poxes, the greatest pox.

And they didn't call it sex pox, which we think is a missed. I just thought. I just thought. Yeah, it was. I was thought it was small pox. Small pox was way worse. Way worse, terrible, very gross. Why were they small? I don't know. Was there a large pox? Yeah, were there was those smallpox smallpox was way worse way worse terrible very gross. Why were they small? I don't know was there a large box like where there are other popular regular box big box

You want the small box regular Parking only eight minutes into the show there we go Why don't you use your stupid fucking phone? I keep telling you I don't get good servicing here Well stop complaining. This has been 16 years of this. You know we don't have long enough. 16 years, dude. It's been 21 years. Well, 16 years of this company. 16 years non-stop. So you'll still hit. I guess so. You didn't blow your head off. What did I say for you? Did I say 50 when I first saw this 40? You said you're gonna shoot yourself. You're gonna say you're gonna shoot your own brain out. We'll give it a little longer.

The things are still okay. I'm a little sore though, I slept bad, so I'm thinking about it. I'm not bad when you hurt yourself sleeping. Yeah, that's so stupid. What, like, if I was an animal, I'd be dead. Probably. It's like, I slept wrong and now I can't move

and now something's gonna eat me. Why would animal lives to 41? To us, like you. Damn, you were ready. I mean, there's not many. It's the one with a lot of longevity, right? They just find like parrots. They found like a large galapagos tortoise

that they thought they had gone extinct. And they found like a hundred years ago and then one just like wandered up. They're still here. But let me know that to us as soon as I hit 200. I'm going to shoot myself in that head. Some panther did the same thing, right? A black panther showed up somewhere?

Yeah, the reason he took a photograph of the elusive black panther. Yeah, he was at the Oscars last night. He had the music came out. That was it. And then now measles in Costa Rica. They haven't had a case in something like five or six years and then French tourists,

unvaccinated came in and were like, yeah, here's some measles for you. What's with these unvaccinated people walking about? I don't know. I don't know. Gavin, I just might, I don't know if this is, I kind of, I actually, I, an off topic, I talked about you going to an osteopath

and I hope that was okay. Well, I guess so. Because you were looking for an osteopath, I remember. I did go to an osteopath, yeah. What's the osteopath? I was supposed to be like a bone doctor. Like, it's like a chiropractor news. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you have a gammy Like, it's like a chiropractor news. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do you have a gamy bone? It's like a chiropractor meets a physical therapist kind of thing. Like they do all the cracking and stuff. And osteopathy in the US are like MDs. They can go on to be surgeons and not podiatry. So they have an old school. But it is the thing that they do. Like an originally European practice.

That's why they were like, there's not many of us. You found me. The manipulations. The off-packed. Yeah, they cracked my neck and my back and it was amazing. And then I got a bill for what was not covered under insurance. How would that go for you? It wasn't great. That wasn't great. I like bills that you get after. Yeah, like months later and the like, we've decided now on that. I told the story of how I just had to get a checkup so I could work on something for insurance reasons. And they're like, oh, you got like a waxy ear. Let me clean your ear. And I was like, all right, I'm here.

$300. Yeah, I got a bill for $90. Yeah. I could have cleaned my own damn ear. But you didn't. But I didn't. Right. Did you get a bunch of like, so you see all the stuff they took out of it? Yeah, it was awesome. Was it really?

Yeah, see that's, you can't do that at home. You say it's awesome, but I showed you the photo when they did that for me.? Yeah, it was awesome. Was it really? Yeah, see, that's, you can't do that at home. You say it's awesome, but I showed you the photo when they did that for me and you said it was gross. Is it like pimple, Papa? You're gross, though. Well, it wasn't like excreting. It was just like a nice thing. It wasn't just like pulling it out.

I feel it when it came out like, like it was like, it was amazing. I would pay to feel that. I'd pay to feel again. Yeah, you should own a football team. So, oh. Oh, speaking of Gami is, one of my air pods is quieter than the other one. Because it gives it, because it might be some air wax in it. Yeah, I just, we talked about this barbell last week how Apple products just make you feel

so disgusting as human. Yeah, because they were like nice and clean and white. But the glass is nice and transparent, and then after it uses, I'll slurp. So what I had to do is I went into accessibility, and I put the slider the other way. So it's now louder in that one. So it's nice and panning. And now it's centered again.

But I can only do that so much until it doesn't slide anymore. And then I have to get a new one. See, I always keep my super clean because one thing I do when I'm walking with people is I share headphones, like I'll give them one of the headphones. That's disgusting. That's so gross. Is it? Like, keep them super clean. So the headphones. That's disgusting. That's so gross. Isn't it?

Like, keep them super clean. So, do you also shed meatballs? What's that? That's the same. Do I share what? Like, go food. We trade shoes. We wear one of each other's shoes.

So I keep them super clean. Is it really like a little tool? You know, you get those little flosser? Get a flosser. And then you can just like, like the pre-made kind of little plastic thing with the little floss. That's it, like, little, that's it like tiny little cute tips. He like excuse me Spod me

I thought about my chemical rummage. I thought about sucking. Oh, oh But I was also worried that I would break like a seal and it would just shoot a bunch of stuff Yeah, fucking hell. No, don't do that. Yeah, yeah, effective like what what better way to clean get a paper Can you lots douse them in alcohol? Is that a thing? I don't do that. Yes, it's effective. Like what better way to clean? Get a paper, can you lots? Douse some in alcohol, is that a thing? I don't think so. I'll wouldn't. Just, let's do it.

I feel like there's a lot of times in life where you need to suck something, but you don't want to use your mouth. That's a shirt. Can we get that as a shirt? Here's the way to shirt. Like you need a bit of a... But then you need people like grapes.

You need to start a siphon or something like that. You just need like one suck worth, but it is in your mouth. You don't want to put your mouth in it. If I could suck with like my ear, I would do it. Or like my back. Do we make that the title of the episode? Apex Legends is suck worth.

Can we put that? Can we make that the title of this? They have these in the videos of like the little suction machines that they use on people's paws and like to get like, what would go. Do you see how people's paws? On their paws. I have your paws as well.

On my own. She was even doing it on your hands, like paws. Yeah, I know. And like, normally they would just do like an interaction by like popping it, but they get this like vacuum machine and all the goo just that's coming out. Is that work? Not really, but like in the little,

like in the real big ones, like a little bit. But people like reviewed it and basically like it just made their entire face like red and irritated. Like they're like, like a little bit. But people like reviewed it and basically, like it just made their entire face like red and irritated. Like they're like, do not use this. Do you ever do that cupping stuff? No. I think it's one of the things we talked about

maybe doing for the vlog. Yeah. You know what I ran into? I was archiving footage the other day and I ran into something that we refused to put in the, not refuse, but we, we were like, I mean, we'll do this. It was when we were in Las Vegas

and we heard about this service where they give you the IV. And so, Ellen decided we wanted to test this and see if it was work. So we literally stayed up to like three in the morning drinking and then woke up at 6am. And we found that. I think the footage starts with me like lying on the ground outside of your hotel room in the morning. Cause I woke up late.

She's outside the hotel room. She came to like, browse me now. She couldn't get me up. But I come out like 20 minutes later and she's room in the morning. Because I woke up late, she's outside the hotel room. She came to like, browse me now, she couldn't get me up. But I come out like 20 minutes later and she's asleep in the hallway. I'm just kidding. What is it with you in this recurring theme? Because we did that immersion where you did the same thing to me and Jeff

and you made us eat turkeys and pizzas and drink beer. You have to test it. You have to test it. Yeah. This is literally the purpose of that IV service. We were sitting there, like, so this IV service is supposed to like fix your hangover by like basically replenishing all of your fluids. Yes. And we were sat there, like so this IV service is supposed to like fix your hangover by like basically replenishing all of your fluids

Yes, and we were sat there both like Feel gross. Yeah, I feel like the most gluttonous gross like end of the Roman Empire Like I went out like I specifically went out to get super drunk to then see if this worked and here I am like testing it like do they only put good fluids in you are to take bad fluids out as well They only put good in oh yeah, that would be like a dialysis I'm selling synthetic I'm like no, we're not suckers man. They give you like me 38 We'll take your tonsils out to

You little Roku and a blanket. Yeah a little and a Leather recliner that I feel like should have been clean better than it was. Yeah. From other people, because you're getting an IV. But they told us like someone came in that like literally was wheeled in by their friends in a wheelchair and like ran out like,

it's a new day. Like it does work. So this is the lesson to learn from this. This was a horribly decadent experience that we decided to put ourselves through. The problem with it, it reinforced that behavior because it works perfectly. It works so well. It felt amazing.

But what is it? So all this stuff goes in, what comes out? What do you mean? We're just heavier. We're like five pounds heavier. We're just adding mass. Yeah, you just add mass, but it's all like electrolyte goodness. So if you just keep doing it, you just get bigger and bigger.

Well, I think you're probably peeing out, right? I mean, there's just a point where you're like, there's only so much your blood can take in terms of like absorbing stuff. Yeah, one of the weird things I had as a parent was when JD was like, like probably like 13, 14 months old, he got sick and he was throwing up a lot

and then he had diarrhea. And he, so he got to hydrate his results. So we said we got to take him to the dysentery emergency room. He's got sick, you know, kids are fragile. And they were like, yeah, we're were we still dehydrated. So we want to give him an IV. We're like, okay, and we gave him the IV. And like that whole bag disappeared.

And then I went to pick him up and it was like, he was like, he was like, when I don't get the burrito. But like, exactly like that. I was like picking up a child on an IV bag. Yeah, but it was just like, it was like, he was like, when the dog gets a burrito. But like, exactly like that. It was like picking up a child at an IV bag. Yeah, but it was just like, it was crazy because he was like so dense all of a sudden. Like he just like soaked up all that glue.

It's like saturated little kid. To answer your question, if you get too much fluid, you do swell, you get edema in the feet, ankles, wrist, and face, you get discomfort, you get cramps and headache, and then you get high blood pressure because you have too much fluid in your bloodstream. That would have been a good video, huh?

If like my whole face swelled up. Yeah, that would have been no good. Yeah, it's torn to so breath because you have too much fluid entering your lungs, reducing your ability to breathe. What's so this full? Yeah. Oh, so yeah, we talked about this. Yeah, we have a smoresmaker.

Do we have any beer as well? Oh, do we have beer? Do we have beer? Gavin's all one drinking today, so. I'll drink as well. Oh, Ellie will always beer? Gab is the one drinking today, so. I'll drink as well. Oh, Ali will always not suppose of me. You want a beer? Get a kiss?

No, I got my soda over here, my non-name brand. So you're not drinking beer again on the podcast? Do you want a s'more? I don't know. I don't want the beer to interfere with the s'more, does that make sense? It's like a big old head dryer. It's a sense.

Yeah, this is just one of those gifts I got one year for Christmas and I'm going through everything. I'm in this. I was organizing my footage is I'm organizing all my files and mainly my photos and then also my Documents over the years and I'm organizing them into one place and then I'm gonna use that to copy back out to my backup So then you'll have it'll be convenient when you lose it. It's just all in one place. Right exactly right now You know how I am I'm listen We've talked about it for I keep excellent backups of everything in this company. Like you could rebuild any episode of Red versus Blue

from seasons one through 10, like go down to the source files because everything backed up and they made me turn in my drives from home so they could secure them and they lost them within three months. What was that? Brandon and IT. I mean, it got to the point where you had lost stuff

that I had. Yeah. I supplied files for the to the point where you had lost stuff that I had. I supplied files for the bonus disc because I used to just keep it. I was so mad. Thank you. And they told me they said you can't have it at home because it's just not part of our data security procedure.

And we're, you know, we're losing. You're a company. You have it. I'm like, yeah, but you hire people. You always say stuff like that, and you hire people to do stuff. You gotta let people do your stuff. You hire someone and then they're like, you can't do this. You'd be like, what? Yeah. Well, you hire be always say stuff like that guy me hire people to do stuff Gotta let people do the job you hire someone and then they like you can't do this you'd be like what yeah

Well, you hire experts supposedly also there's one thing you manage me that everyone does which is like It's like somebody's doing something you guys and you're like, you know I they're doing it this way like they want to take the hard drives and put them in a vault somewhere And they're gonna secure him that way and I got a little bit about it like we'll just tell them they can't do it And I'm like well, you know, it's their job. And they say, well, you're the boss. Just say, no, if I, no one ever wants that applied to themselves. Like if I walked into your office and said, no, don't do this Gavin D. You'd be like, fuck you.

Get out of here. But no, no, no, no, no. So I was like, you're the boss. Don't fuck off. If I work for you and you said, don't do that, I'd be like, all right? For February. What, when does that ever come up?

What are you talking about? For some reason, that reminds me of a story I read earlier today where one of the engineers who initially developed Google Maps was telling a story about how, you know, when they first were making Google Maps, you know, they have that satellite mode, but that the satellite mode isn't actually photos taken from satellites. Is it you lab? That's awesome. So, some people who are working on the project wanted to

call it airplane mode because all the photos were taken from airplanes. They said, well no, that's confusing and it's too long. It's just the satellite. So they had to have this product review meeting. And at the time, Google had this rule where there was so much time on a clock, like 60 seconds. And whatever the final thing said at the end of the 60 seconds was, that was the decision that was made. That's more like it. It was nothing for 50 seconds. We do that. They're like crazy.

So then they were in the they're talking arguing airplane mode satellite mode. Then right as the counter hit zero, Sergey Brin, one of the co-founders of Google said, bird mode. And then it was buzzer. And they were like, everyone got up to leave. And the developers are like, well, shit. That's definitely what I tell you. When they went back to satellite,

they're just insane. I would wait to the last moment and be like, balls, so we're gonna be in. Balls with that Google that job. I can't believe that's what it was. Like they literally had a timer and it's like, whatever, the last thing someone says when that hit zero.

Bird mode. I don't know what that mode. I like the policy, but I like it more of like, you have to come up with an agreement in 60 seconds. Could it cause it? Crosse eye. I gotta say. Crosse eyes of all the creative decisions that ever get made.

Is that a budget? What's that? Have you just repurposed your budget? No. Did you install that budget? No, I haven't. Why haven't you? You're running out of coal weather.

Well, I want it for the cool. Yeah, but Meg would make it not gonna like that you're attaching that to the bed, and you could briber with the heat. I interrupt to just story, I'm sorry. Uh, what was I gonna suppose to sound about? Oh, what a heart is being creatively to do is name shit. Yeah.

Names, we always go around and around and around on names. Slow my guys, nailed it. First time out. Really good name. Never gets misspelled, anything like that? Never. and around on names. Slime-o, guys, nailed it. First time out. Really good name. Slime-o. Never gets misspelled, and anything like that. Never. I like your lady's voice.

Your lady's one is the one with the big, deepy pool, whatever the thing is called. Mix the big drop. Dweep. What is that called? Wave. Wave pool. Studdy.

With your ducks. Can you turn your mic a little more that way? Is it too noisy? A little bit of complaints. Not too bad. I'm sorry. I'm minimized as much as I can. do, Eacy? A little bit of complaints, not too bad. I'm gonna minimize it as much as I can. Yeah, I remember the...

Well, if you're complaining, listen. Are you here to listen to a stalker? Are you gonna let me this more, you fucks? So you showed up with that, and you're like, we don't have to use it today, then? Almost lost it. It lost its integrity. We could use it some other time.

I just know. I have a question about these guys. Because I get why they cut them across here. Well, yeah, I'm sort of in process. They're mowing. All right, well, I get that they cut it across here, off of, you know, the old situation. But why would they cut it down there?

Because then as soon as you try and bite into it, the whole thing fractures. I'll be honest, I find the whole concept of smores stupid. Shut up. Because if you called it, you called it. Yeah. You knew as soon as you showed up, you was gonna complain.

Well, like they cracked wrong And the her she's is is a nice in chocolate form and Marshmallow is not her she's by the way. This is the pencil vignia chocolate company. I'm just saw her We want to tell me that this was British chocolate And I was like oh yeah, just bring it American On the planet you've got America and not strap him USA

So You're wrong. It's in the US. I always thought lint was like Swiss or something real in is Swiss Okay, that's but that's fake American lint because it's not like isn't it a thing like her? She has like a monopoly over American chocolate or something they bought cabries in there. I feel like bought the band cabry and Anybody else want one from my little one eating smart. I want one. I would Would you subscribe to a British chocolate box monthly subscribe to a British chocolate box monthly delivery box instantly. What's centuries you guys living? You can order stuff. No.

No, no, no, no. I'll make you this service. You got right. Yeah. $50 a month. But more importantly, I'm gonna put it in a box. More importantly, what are you gonna name it? Oh, uh.

I know Britbox's already taken. Box box. Oh. Make sure you're vaccinated. So do you not subscribe to anything, any product? Uh, like a box, I mean, I subscribed to plenty of products. What do you do? Do you do any of those Amazon subscribers, saves?

No, I would just, I mean, I, I just feel like I would use things irregularly. Like I would get in depth with too much or then not enough. Like your vouchers. I mean, I mean, here's the thing right. You could have skipped a month or skip a week or whatever. Here's the thing. I have definitely in my four plus years of living here, ordered English things off of Amazon, our desperation.

But they always arrive and they're a little bit dodgy. They're always, I ordered. They're not quite the right thing. I ordered, don't judge me. I won't. Five, big multi-packs of monster munch. No, ordered don't judge me. Oh what five? Big multi packs of monster munch. No, I don't know do at all and they were all out date. I ate like 18 packs of monster munch over Christmas I just got a jar of peanut butter all like to see a peanut butter And it was it was a month out of date and the date on the other ones are like a year and a half out

So this one must have sat on the shelf in their warehouse for a year and a half. For a first question of a pond. What's monster munch? Monster munch. Monster munch. Monster munch is the graveyard smash. That's it. That's different. On point.

Monster munch is a British candy that is like a honeycomb thing. Ooh, that's... Covern jock. Cold, you cold. I think monster munch is a breakfast cereal. Is it? I think it's like fruity pebbles.

Or it's like, or like, I was thinking fruity pebbles, but yeah. Well, let me give you a tear for two. You've got pickled onion flavor. Oh yeah. You got roast beef. Serial.

And you've got flaming hot. And you've got flaming hot. Frustrated. Flaming hot. Roast beef and pickled onion. So it's like, they're three distinct monsters. They're crisps. Fruck a lemon. They're claiming hot roast beef and pickled onion. So it's like, they're three distinct monsters. They're crisps. You got it.

They held it. Are they potato crisps? No, I don't know. I think they made a corn. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, like my chips. They put their little like monster feet. They're terribly fun.

And also they've made them smaller at one. Because each bite was like this big. And they're like, oh, we'll make them smaller. So kids can eat them. And then everyone was like, bullshit. We'll make them smaller so kids can hear you. And then everyone was like, bull shit, we'll make him old and big again. And that's what I was saying. That actually on the packet it says bigger again.

Yeah, it's like the new old size is back, I don't know. So, but Barbara just sent me this. There is boxes, you can buy like pack services and you just pick a country and they'll send you. There's a Canada, you would say France, UK, Germany, you get the UK one for 35 bucks a month. Oh, you can't win a 35 bucks a month? Yeah.

I want to get like more rooms and tomatoes. Fly me the UK X pack. We'll take care of your tea time. X pack is great name. That's a great name. Yeah. We're not sponsors. I don't know.

Why is the microphone in your ear? Walker's crisp. I was looking down. Walker's crisps. Yeah. Jaffa Chris, I was looking down. Walkers, Chris, Jefficakes, Cadbury, Collette, chocolates, what the fuck, what's your secret? Collette, Collette, Claudette, Cream, Collette, Chips, Yorkshire T, Jelly Babies,

yep, PG tips, I'm not a jelly baby. What about spriggle, you're gonna spriggle a chocolate, Err and brew? I am brew, yeah. Squash, should I? You still don't know about Err and brew,

we've talked about this so many times you refused to learn about Err and brew. I am brew. I am brew is the one Scarlett, should I? You still don't know about Iron Brew. We've talked about this so many times. You refused to learn about Iron Brew. It's Iron Brew. Iron Brew is the one, do you know you? No, I don't know, I have no idea. Really? With Iron Brew. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Breakfast cereal. Portified beer. What country is Iron Brew the most popular drinking? There's only one country in the world that the most popular beverage. Oh, I don't know about it.

It's Ireland, isn't it? Scotland. it Scotland Scotland how embarrassing free. No, no I thought it was Ireland. No, I agree. I know you thought it was Ireland. You were Not because I got the two confused. I like the easy that you refuted me back I know I thought it was I Got them confused Scotland that would be fun if it's like round different stuff in the box every time That would be amazing. I was the final website way in the box every time. That would be amazing. I was the founder website where you can like, you like that or fuck off? You can, what was that?

You're Scottish accent? That's Scotland. That's a website where you can fill a box with British it, but it has a weight limit of I think 30 kilos, but how much is that? That's quite a lot. It's like a full suitcase. It's like 66 pounds, dude. You guys are all metric there, right? Keyhole? My brain is broken now when it comes to measurements. I don't know where I am. They're worse often we are.

It's double. Why is that like 62 pounds? I don't know. 66. Yeah. What's that in stone? Four, just over four? All right.

See, my whole experience is ordering a toddler of chocolate. That was a hundred thousand. That was a toddler of chocolate I would like one George what the chocolate please Toddler's just 60 back. I feel like a eight-year-old hanging out with what is I full stone? George of Irish way 60 Man, we've been having so much fun. There's been so many kids around the office lately. Oh man I just had no one and we had a day. I don't know if we've shown it yet, but there's an Arty Short where we featured some kids.

And they're just, they were great. And like, there was a kid who very excitedly told me, can I take a look at this? Do you know this? There was a kid who saw me in the office while we were filming and very excitedly came from across the room up to me to tell me that they liked my calendar.

Oh my gosh. Like I got recognized from the calendar. By a child. Was that Raven? That was like Raven. I was like, oh, thank you. That's how you did you see that? Sounds like a sting operation.

It's like a bait kick coming in. A guy in a bush. We had, we had, but Havi, I one of our productions, like one of our producers in live action, we had his daughter Raven in a short and she had to swear in it. So it had like caught this amazing conversation between Raven and her mum where Raven was like, now you can say this naughty word, but you can't say it afterwards, all right? Like you, because only for the camera and Raven was like, uh-huh. Yeah. And then as soon as we called cut she's like, I like said, I'm like, what was the word? You got to watch it short and find out. What was it?

Pooh. You nailed it. Yeah, it was pooh. But we also had a Clementine in here as well. That guy's oldest daughter. And she says, she's fucking great all the time. She's okay, every time she's a good kid. And she was in the live show that we did

where she was on the lap of the blood golf club to be totally stole that whole sketch where it's right at the end. She's in there and she was in the live show that we did where she was on the lap of the blood gobbler. To be totally stole that whole sketch where it's right at the end, she's in there and she's just smiling with the blood gobbler. And she's just in there, right? Uh huh. So cute.

So that's right, we've had a bunch of kids around. It's terrible to work next to kids. Why? They're so likable. It's like instantly like, I gotta compete with that. I know, I know. I know, I know. What?

I don't know, he kids. Oh. I don't want kids. At the first I know. I hate kids. What? I don't hate kids. Oh. I don't want kids. There's a, for some reason, when you think, when you say you don't want kids, people automatically think you hate kids. I don't hate kids. I just don't want a fucking kid. So you don't walk past playgrounds and flip them all off?

No, no, I don't. I don't even think that you hate kids when you say, I don't want a fucking kid. Why would they ever make that nervous? I don't say I don't want a fucking beer, but I don't hate beer. Come on, let's be serious here. It's nothing gonna melt your heart. You've seen so many great kids, maybe that will.

Actually, here's something that we just talked about tonight, that to really put it in perspective, right? You talk about what a generation gap there was between you and your father. He was 45 and you were born. Yeah. If my wife were to get pregnant right now, I'd be 42 when that kid was born. That's it. I mean, obviously, my, I don't have any problems with the

general. I'm just thinking about dad. That's a big deal. By the time that kid graduates high school, I'd be 60. We have this exact same conversation off topic. I don't, let's not have this conversation. Yeah.

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I got to call the broadcast department. I don't know. Do you want to have a representative come up here from the broadcast department? Or do you want to come up here? Who do you want? You want me? Yeah wanna come up here? Who do you want? You want me? Yeah, fuck you. Yeah, get up here.

Why would you want off topic? I don't see, I don't know why it was on off topic, because everyone else was busy. Everyone's doing a treatment one day. Literally, Michael said, can you be on off topic tomorrow? And I said, I can move some stuff around, but yeah, it's noon, right?

He goes, no, it's a 2.30 hour, too. I was like, okay, yes, I can, let me work this out and I can do it, and then he writes me for no reason. I said yes He writes me goes he goes thanks. I'm really desperate. No one I can do it I was like I even said by the way it's Gus's birthday He goes yeah, I already asked him he can't do it and also this person can't do it and this person can't do it Wow and so I've asked you in Barbara and then Barbara and I both said yes So I know where I fall in the picture natural producer. I've been desperate to program the podcast before I never say I'm desperate

Everybody else I know all that's left unprovoked that's what he said just like gave me this information like yeah I'm really scraping the bottom of the barrel so I really appreciate you not saying no That would been embarrassing I'd really rather not but like you know, I'm in a bind so if you could Okay, you what's up us? Chris, we're discovered on the off topic. They have a monitor. Yeah, that shows them Chat they got the chat. How can we know that? How many laptops do you see on set? I hear you Yeah, the monitor would be very convenient to have a chat and you you've been on that show before you know that they have the chat

You know the off topic doesn't have the screens for the ad they have all these see they keep stuff secret from each other yeah yeah I'm sorry you think in my right mind I would have Michael have something to look at across the room that wasn't directly in front of him you know how hard it is to get you guys to do ads already I mean like what you've done already Gavin for when Gus reads the ad of just trying to block it for him It's so hard to get you guys to read ads already to add another layer to that is insane. There's no way There's no way I would ever record every single ad that he did Talking about and it goes out so fast

You what what was wrong with the ad you had to replace? We could read all of them. He just couldn't read. He couldn't read. He worked with Trevor. You know, he couldn't read. Yeah, as soon as he was. He was very smart.

He's very intelligent. He's the biggest space man. He's going nowhere. He's going nowhere. He's going nowhere. He's going nowhere. He's going nowhere. He's going nowhere.

He's going nowhere. He's going nowhere. He's going nowhere. He's going nowhere. He's going nowhere. He's going nowhere. He's going nowhere. He's going number one man you get under pressure man. She happens. What are you guys? Guys reading is hard reading time actually sales wrote the ad copy wrong. He could read just fine That is true. Oh, he was he was but he was very upset. He was like correcting on the fly. Hi, Bob, bro Anything else in the heat on I wouldn't you have to flip it up Turning it on so you would just cross the floor it up? You're turning it on? So you would just... I was crossed to the floor. Why would you turn the heat off? Why would you turn the heat off on that? I never...

Because it's a pen- I never want to go camping with any of you. You used to be in charge of our technology. It's got one fucking switch on it. You couldn't figure out how to turn it on. I figured it out. I didn't know it was off. Like 20 minutes of like holding a marshmallow,

cooling it off for the breeze. So what is that for? Is that for this? It's for indoor... It's for indoor sports. That just don't. It's pointless, isn't it off in a breeze. So what what is that for is that for this? It's for indoor sports that just don't it's pointless in it. That's mental. That's great. That's like having an indoor tent Don't bother to know actually the chance can be indoor tents. I just want to point that out who used to tent inside I have children. Yes, I did it with my kids I put it tent up in their room and or put it up in JD's room and they slept in it for like three months straight They just thought it was hilarious that there was a tent. Why is that such a novel thing is for a child like it has like a tent inside?

Because it's their space and how kids don't have their own space camping in your own garden I just I don't make it gas campfires for the living room They have gas fire place that with real fire living room is a fireplace that way they have those everywhere Literally every house has one. I mean like you sit around you can't sit on the back of a fireplace I'm you know what I'm not a hot box in the kitchen that would be great You want you hop on electric hot box that I can make things warmer in that'd be great. I'm gonna invent that But you say make things warmer in. That'd be great. I'm gonna invent that. Wait, you said I get... You're being kicked off and you shithead. You're being suspicious.

It doesn't get it, he's just staring at you. I was like, you're gonna be like, you're going for the cold mailbox, saying, were you on a hot one? You're cold mailbox, which is, you think is a huge invention. It's just a refrigerator that's outside. That's all it is.

It's been very terrible, by the way. It's, you know, the spirit is, it's fine. It's awful. It doesn't get with it. It doesn's incredible, by the way. No, no and have to drop, then it's usable. What? Just make sure that the product name is facing out while you slip it. What if we put a balloon over it? What?

Did you hit it blow up a balloon? Why you mean like over the top of it? No, over the bottom of it. You're trying to inflate the the blue not try to float the ball Because I think it would work doing that now. It's got more intense. It didn't melt the chocolate though Hey, can we get a ping pong ball from the ping pong ball or a motiza put it put on the cold mode since you know how to do that I did it yet You said I forgot the switch look at it. I'd already done it. Are you guys always this mad at each other? You said I could forgot the switch look at it. I'd already done it. Are you guys always this mad at each other? It's too much.

Only the last 16 years. Yeah. Oh, you know what? I found out the blue my map mind. I'm not mad about my mouth. I didn't want to be blown, but it had to be so blown. Blue my mouth. Absolutely blew my mouth because I was thinking of mouths. You can use headphones as a microphone.

Oh. You can wear that? No,. Oh. You know where that? No, I didn't know that. Yeah. I feel like that's something we talked about before. That seems like something you would know. Did you know that? I did know that, yeah.

Oh, God. I didn't know. Wow. For some reason, it's just. What? I was like, you know what? You're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't work really well, though.

No. How do they work as a microphone? It's just a diaphragm. It's a terrible. It's a charcoal. Hey, what's wrong with you? Garbage. Why are you so upset, man? I waited all that time for nothing.

What chocolate did you use? The lint. Give it. Come on. What about the gear deli? Gear deli? Yeah. The work part is the lint chocolate, though.

Marshmallow on his face. Oh, thank you. Let's try to float that on the thing. I don't know. That's a classic one. He's a bad guy. Oh, thank you. Let's try to float that on the thing. I don't know. That's a classic one. He's that. Oh, I can assure you that Chad was an early, a choice him for a topic. Jay Ghaning piece of marshmallow. When his lips, I want to live with it forever. Hey, what's up? See the fuck you? I can't hear you. I'm doing ASMR. He's

disgusting. Put that on there. Yeah, put it on there. Disgusting human. Guys, I'm overwhelming. I think I know what the smoke is bad. It works. Oh, it's good. He on put the heat on no don't don't do it Guys, we're gonna do a vacuate No one's ever evacuated because of one ping pong ball It's probably true. That would be our claim to fame and history. Oh, it's soft. Oh, it's exciting.

It's great. No, no, no, no, no, no do you audience think? Do they think we should blow it up? You know what that reminds me of Gus. There reminds me of a thing that I read that I was thinking of you when I read it. It's about the sterile cockpit rule. Oh, yeah. It's a very important rule for commercial airliners when they're below 10,000 feet. They're not allowed to talk about anything in the cockpit that's not pertinent to the flight or the safety of the aircraft. Look at this button. It's all checklist at that point. Because there was an accident the 70s, a disaster, where a plane crashed and they determined listening to the logs that the pilots were just talking about too much stuff. I believe it was Delta 1141 out of you out of Dallas. What else was interesting about that flight? They talked about what

would happen if they crashed. That's what they were talking about. So, one of them, yeah. It was the thing, the other interesting thing about it that I'd read was that Stephen Colbert's father and two of his brothers were killed on that flight. I guess Stephen Colbert has a lot of siblings. I think he's like one of, how many? Seven?

Right? Something like that. How many? 11. He's one of 11? Wow. That's a lot of that. Well, that's busy in it. Wow. That's a lot of kids.

Well, that's busy in it. A lot of, a lot of kids. But they determined after listening to that, they said that, you know, from that point on, you can't talk about anything that's not pertinent to the flight under 10,000 feet. They were just like, chat and they're just like, well, Kevin. Yeah, I think they were. If you're talking about the same flight, I'm talking about they were delayed for takeoff, they had to sit on the runway for a long time.

So just like they were just like killing time, a lot of chit chat, then when there's their turn to go, they had gotten distracted. And. No, I think something different. These guys were on approach. They were going to be going to take a shower lit or something like that.

But the other thing about that, which when you think about with this ping pong ball thing was the other thing they learned from that crash specifically was never, ever, ever wear synthetic fibers on a plane, never wear polyester or something like that. Because in the 70s, a lot more polyester back then, just don't do it. Because if you are in a situation with high heat or fire, it's just a million steps to you.

You're not good for you. I didn't even know that. I have travel clothes. I wear all cotton whenever I'm gonna be traveling. I don't know what my clothes made of. What? Who are you? I'm all about aviation.

Here's the other thing I can tell you that he does that I do as well. He counts the rows to the exit from wherever he is. In both directions. You guys are superstitious. I do that. And that's not superstitious. A little bit. That's like if you're remembering two numbers

that you're probably not gonna need, but if you need them, it's really good. You know what, when I was really good at it. When I was woodworking, I wore goggles because I was so superstitious. Ha ha ha ha. First of all, again, when were you woodworking? Yeah.

It was cool. In tech. What did you make? DT. I would, I make, probably, I've done it. It's cut wooded up. It's cut wooded around the table. That's not the same thing. Assanded. Oh, I was sanding a ton of it. Cut wooded up. Cut wooded around the table. That's not the same thing.

Assended, oh, I was signing a piece of wood once and then I didn't hold it enough and then it got sucked into the sander and I broke it. Really? Yeah. I feel like kids don't do that now. Like the shop class. Is there still shop class?

I don't think so. Like my kids ever took shop. Why'd you guys cool at shop? I don't know. Work shop. it's ever took shop. Why'd you guys call it shop? I don't know, workshop. Yeah, we just call it wood. Design technology. Yeah, but then you just don't do like thumbs of woodworking and then you do like graphic design.

I had to make a plastic toothbrush holder. Would you three-d you printed or you molded it? Not, like you cut the bits of plastic from one of them big machines and then you have to like, yeah, like sand it yourself and stuff and it would sing at me for two minutes. I had a penguin on it toothbrush holder was yeah It was a musical toothbrush holder

So you would put a toothbrush in it and then you would hold it while you were using it? No bro, you would take the toothbrush out Two dollars and that's what it would start singing the music And then you know how long to brush a teeth Yeah How come we're going over like every domestic appliance and no one here understands them? Gavin doesn't know what a fireplace or an oven is.

And you've never heard of, you've never heard of a toothbrush. I'm just like, I think it goes like an extra handle. Well, I thought, it's because I'm thinking about what. That's what I was cigarette-holding. You know what I'm saying?

One of our sponsors is Quiptoothbrushers, and it's a handle that you put toothbrush heads on to, and it times you for two minutes, and then make a sound. Yeah, Ellie invented on to and it times you for two minutes and one, make the sound. Yeah, it only invented the quip toothbrush and design technology. Listen, I'm talking about it from my perspective.

Isn't that what we're here for? Please don't yell. Come on. Hey, if you want to experience this in person, you should come check out Live Week. That's happening at the end of March. There's no anxiety. I got a couple of tickets left.

I got started on Twitter, because I was bitching that the PSN, you can't do cloud like Xbox. You can't just pick up a PlayStation that sticks your games and then use another one. And I refuted someone. That made me laugh a lot, because I was like, oh, imagine having two PlayStation's is so different.

Oh, that's right. It's like the average person has one PlayStation, but I was like, yeah, but I'm, I have two, and I'm me. I can't tweet if I, I don't have one to tweet about having one place. It's my Twitter. I have two PlayStation. Let me tweet about having two PlayStation.

That's my experience. Hey, that's so much the F2 PlayStation. The things it makes you obnoxious is that you have a PlayStation at your desk at work. That's the weird thing about you. Yeah, that's one of my PlayStation. Most people do not have a PlayStation at work. I know. That's the weird thing about you. Yeah, that's one of my PlayStation. Most people do not have a PlayStation at work. I know.

And most people don't work and get blasted by moombles every day. Correct. That's my experience. What else would you be following me for? Also, what are you using CloudSaves for? If you're not using it for that purpose. That's one of the big purposes for CloudSaves. That's the goal of the PlayStation.

And it's a feature they have built into the system. They have it. It's like auto upload and auto download your saves on one PlayStation. Yeah. So what the Christ is the point? What am I going to be downloading from? Finally use one. When I finish, it'll go up in the cloud.

And when I start, it'll come right back down to where it was. I just on the PlayStation. I mean, I got similarly like, I had to go through this couple of months ago, because I made a tweet where I said, I just want them to steal one idea from each platform. And for Xbox, I want them to steal one idea from each platform. And for Xbox, I want them to steal platinum trophies

from PlayStation, clearly superior, clearly. And PlayStation just needs to steal whatever the hell Xbox does for cloud saving. Because it seems like Xbox understands it and never think about it. And also, I don't know, feel the same. If I'm trying to move a save to a different PlayStation, it just shows two saves and the dates and the time.

I'm looking at them and they're like, I want to say definitely. You're wichening to override? You're like the quays late on? And then I'm like, and it takes me like a minute each time, so I'm so paranoid about overriding a save. Yep, just have it be done, but on it, so. Yeah, and it's the way that the PlayStation Network has it

is that you can only auto upload your saves from your primary place. Right, your home box, essentially, yeah. And then it was like, you know, rich people, problems, tweet. One of them is at work, I just, I didn't buy it. And the other one, I did an ad for Sony, and I go giving it and buy either of them. It's not really a money thing.

Yeah, by the way, anybody. That makes it worse, you get that right. But for the majority of the world, that's why I'm big to you. I have two main stations that I was given and it's really hard for me. I didn't even have to pay for them. I was playing all that work and I want to continue playing while I go home. When I play my fun game at home instead of my work game at work. But I do have to say that too when people, it's no good way to phrase it, I'll be honest.

But that is my experience. But also you have to admit too, it's no good way to phrase it, I'll be honest. But that is my experience. But also, you have to admit too, it's like for most of the world, even people with one PlayStation, that's rich people's problem. To most people. I'm gonna say, most people have zero PlayStation. I love a kid where I can only afford

like the second hand single console. It's good times. Like every now and then there's a thread, there's just one today on futureology on Reddit about some billionaire like Jeff Bezos or Bill Gates and all the money they have or Some billionaire who's hiding money in some place and how people are like talking about you know taxing the hell out of them And we need to have more wealth of quality and everything like that And then there's always the person shows up in there and says you realize we get global wealth of quality you would go down Everybody's like, what?

Is that what? If you have a smartphone and a computer and you're on the internet, you would go down significantly from where you are if everyone had a quality. And they're like, no, no, I only want a quality for them. Yeah, I'm moving up. You're the quality way I'm moving up.

Ha ha ha. People like this, it's a limit to quality. Not a me, me. I tweeted a screenshot. I took from some Reddit comments earlier today. Bill Gates was doing an AMA on Reddit. And he answered someone's question.

And in response to his answer, someone gave Bill Gates a Reddit gold. And then right under that, someone's reply was, who the fuck gave Bill Gates gold? How great would you feel doing that, though? Just like, four bucks. I was like, you gave Bill Gates something.

And he looked at our, throwing up some cash. How great would you feel doing that, though? Just like, four bucks. I was like, you gave Bill Gates something and then, people are throwing up some cash. Do you think anyone buys Bill Gates drinks when they go out with them? I don't know. If it's his birthday. That's what he's talking about. One of the questions asked him,

does he have any, they referenced that photo of him like at Dick's in Seattle, where he's just like, waiting for Hamburg, because they were like, do you have any like secret pleasures or things that you really like to do that, you know, maybe most people can't do or don't do? And he replied that in his house he has a trampoline room. Who does?

Bill Gates, that it was initially there for his kids, but that it's probably his favorite part of his house. And I was like, Bill Gates having a trampoline room sounds awesome. Great. We actually just have a really bad evening. And he's like, I'm just giving five minutes. He just is bringing in the next room.

I feel so much better. Now we just put like a guest bed in there. Just not tell people that it's trampoline room. It's like one big massive trampoline room. It's a room with a trampoline. Just said it was a trampoline room. Do you think if you threw a moombal in a trampoline room it would go forever?

It would never stop. Yeah, if you like light in a room of mirrors. He's like, you never go in there anymore. It's like full moombal in a trampoline room it would go forever. It would never stop. Yeah, it'd be like light in a room of mirrors. You can never go in there anymore. It's like full moombals going around. So I saw this thing, you know, you're talking about futurology. I saw this, I don't know if you've seen this, but there's been this popular thing lately where you go to a website and supposedly it auto generates like an algorithmically created headshot.

And you look at a photo of a person, it's like, this isn't a real person. I think it's like, this person does not exist or something. Right, but there's like a new twist on it now, where there's websites that'll show you a fake person and a real person's photo. You look at them side by side and you have to try to determine which one's fake and which one's real. I would lose.

I'm out. Where are a few examples of you on a track? Oh, show me the HBGB. I'm gonna be great at this. To look at a person who never existed with you. This is like, I'm counting on you. So, one of those is computer generated and one of those is a real photo.

What does that mean, computer generated? They just glued other photos together? What does that mean? What does that mean? I don't know. I didn't write this. The one on the left is fake. The dude is real, the lady's not.

No, I think this is a red herring and think, because the dude is real the lady's not no, I think this is I think it's a red herring and think because the lighting is different Just to be on the website is which face is real dot com also what has a background and one doesn't one has a flag background The real one is on the right Yeah, which one is it her mouth isn't right? So the one that one on the right is real. Okay. Oh, sorry lady I mean it's it's all your hands real. Your mouth is fine. Do I have another one? At the end, by the way, the final one should just be budding again. The other one. The one on the other one? Yeah, the one on the right is fake. I'm really

creeped out with what's going on with his neck? What's going on down there? Well, I mean, what is that? You would say George Lucas is fake then, but on that. What? I hate this so much. Left one's real. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the guy in the room said, I'm going on the background. What's the thing?

Is that like a matrix tube? Am I the machine setting a message to us? I've seen something on. I've seen something that get rendered incorrectly. Like I saw a woman with a thumb coming out of her chin. Like the computer didn't quite understand where it's hard to play. I was just like, just like, filler. Right. I don't like that. All right, what, the computer didn't quite understand where her character went. I was just like, filler.

I don't like that. Alright, what's the next one? I feel like I know both of these dudes. It's the same dude, right? The guy on the left. That can't be a real person. He does have a lot of gray hair and no wrinkles on his forehead. Although the guy on the right is mouthful area.

The guy on the mouthful, though. He looks like he should be wearing glasses, but he's not like glasses are half or quarter rendered under his face. Oh, his eyebrows are so thick. Left is real. I think so. I feel like these sites are just like gathering data for facial recognition. They're all real people and we're just like going to criticize.

We're criticizing the people. Well, what's going on on top of his head, the face? Can you zoom in on his eyebrows? Who? I don't think there's any more resolution. Is there guy on the right? Does the guy on the right have glasses or not? See, that's what I said.

Yeah. It's like a render error. And that's like us. I think he kind of, it's like, that'd be a great ad for glasses. It's like, people kind of don't even know if you're wearing it. He impression of glasses. Like, he's got the earpiece, but not the rest of it.

He's got the sides But the top of the frames and his eyebrows What if you had glasses at the top of the frames just were like fake eyebrows They coming up your real eyebrows That'd be so good Glasses like that now the new will be Parker brow friends Do we have any others? I'll be Parker, bro friends. Do we have any others on the top of his eye? Oh, God.

Oh. Oh. Well, it wouldn't generate someone. Wouldn't it? That. Left is fake. I can't tell. I don't think a computer could make up that on the right.

Oh. Oh, that's not someone's mom, is it? Could be. Let. I'm going to go with right is fake. Left is fake. Oh, that's not someone's mom, is it? Could be. I'm gonna go with right is fake left is fake. What do we got? All right, it's real. Right is real.

I just don't think a computer would come up with it. I know I think that's crazy. When these sites first started coming up, I was like, they're just, they're just finding like Google images and having a look at those right. That's the thing right. That someone's real mouth on images and having to look at those. Yeah, I mean, that's the thing, that someone's real mouth on the left. Oh, another one. Oh, another one. What just takes the pose of the face?

The one on the right. I feel like left is real, because the expression that would be really hard to match. The left, the right eye of the person on the right, our left of the person on the right is metta. What? My left of the right. No, the inner one, the one comes to the center of the person on the right is messed up. My left of the right. No, the inner one.

The one comes to the center of the picture. Our right on the left of the right. The middle eye. The inner eye. Not the outer eye. It's lower. I don't know. I feel like left must be real because of the expression.

I'm waiting for the zero-multiple fake. I'm waiting for the fake out. The left is real. Hell yeah. Look at you. I can identify real people. Got it. It's better about this. I'm a for the Zerbal fake. I'm waiting for the fake out. They're both left is real hell yeah, you know it I can identify real people guys better about this. I'm a blade runner person imagine this game But you've had to hit the fake person with a bat Someone in chat said the last in the previous the two old guys that the one on the right look like a Brexit or politician Hi, you guys doing with that?

Are we going? Oh, yeah, I mean, it is, isn't it? I saw it was at labor, set they'd be open to a second vote on the referendum. That's terrible, I did it. It's terrible, it's all terrible. They should just be like,

hey guys, psych, no doing it. Do you have a pace so much money in fines anyway, right? Isn't that part of the, and then they'd be going against the will of the people, the people voted for it, right? Isn't that part of the... And then they'd be going against the will of the people. The people voted for it, right? I mean... I'm less concerned with it. I feel like global warming,

well the climate change is so much more important and nobody's really, I feel like it's a bad name. Climate change. Oh, I think it breaks it. It doesn't, it doesn't cut across the... You all didn't vote on climate change. There's nothing that you have or need or do that depends on free trade between England and Europe.

So probably it's not surprising that doesn't affect you too much. They should call it your grandchildren will run out of food. Vote. Do I need to do it? I don't know, it's really serious. And everyone makes it political. Like, you know, if the president doesn't believe it, then we, I think we will have to talk about climate change.

Yeah, sorry. I'll tell you about Brexit. They will back out of the Brexit and wonder what the hell we were thinking. I saw a, a John Oliver piece on Brexit last week. That was fantastic. And that they were, they were interviewing, it was some British news show. They were interviewing a guy who imports flowers. And you were talking about, this is going to be terrible

for my business. We would depend on getting fresh flowers. But if trade gets backed up, our flowers are going to be delayed by seven to nine days, flowers are going to be fresh. But I voted for Brexit. I just didn't think it would have. I did vote to leave.

But the end of the day, I didn't really realize it would affect me. Yeah, I was like, oh my god. But I mean a bunch of those videos came out like days after the vote, like these people being like, yeah, I did vote to leave, but I didn't think it would actually happen. Yeah. So like, I do regret it now, I think about it, yeah. I think I went to school with you. This version of me.

I think you made a website with that. But that isn't even the most horrifying part of that video, the most horrifying part is the clip they show from Love Island with a god... Oh, oh. Yeah, so everything's going to get cut down and the other god goes, does that mean we're not going to have any trees? No, it doesn't mean weather. It means that it's going to be hard to go on Spain for holidays.

Oh, I love my holiday. Yeah, she was very upset about her holidays. I love going to Spain. Oh. Freedom of movement across all those countries was really cool. It was nice. It still is. It'll be just all the things except for one. It just stops at the water and then you guys are screwed. And then they have to build a wall across Ireland. Then there is the pop group with the song Brick come back. That and come back. Yeah, a Dutch boy band with a song, Brick and come back.

You guys are going to have to go through customs when you go through the channel now. Yeah. You're going to have to like go through passport checks and all that stuff. Yeah. I have to feed the whole purpose. That's the real bum. Makes it. Yeah, they're not connected to anything else. I'm a I'm a get an Ireland Ireland in Northern Ireland.

Well, that's the real problem. That's the real problem. They're going to have to build a hard border. Yeah, they're not connected to anything else. I'm gonna get an Ireland, Ireland in Northern Ireland. Well, that's the real problem. That's the real problem. They're gonna have to build a hard border. Without a deal, they have to build a hard border. Oh, because the EU, right. First Northern Ireland is leaving the EU. Yeah, no.

They have to build a hard border? Yeah. Was that a hard border? They have to build checkpoints. Like, it's a- I assume they had that, they don't have that. No, because checkpoints with the big part like checkpoints We huge targets during like the IRA bombings and all of the like conflict that happened with like the whole good Friday deal was to take away

Those checkpoints to stop some of that huge conflict and now without a deal. It's going back to it It's why there's no fucking trash cans anywhere in London anywhere You can't you have the trash they have the trash ring with the clear plastic bag. You are carrying that trash with you all day long if you have trash. What are you gonna do with your second PlayStation if you don't have anyone to put it in the trash? I'm gonna wear my underwear with my iron broo.

Yeah, how are you gonna throw out your iron broo? I can't. I can't do it. It's upsetting. I hope it does. I just hope that they're like joking. I don't know how you get back from it at this point. What is there? What will happen to the pound? That's what I'm curious about.

Oh, it's not in good. 9% drop. It's going down pretty quickly. Yeah. Yeah. If the pound goes below the dollar, go ahead. It would be really interesting. Yeah, that's never happened in my lifetime.

No, it hasn't happened a lot of points. What's the last time that happened? I don't know that it's ever happened. Well, look it up. I just always assume, I mean, the pound has always been the most valuable currency that has ever been relevant to me. Oh, you know what, I should know we're talking about? This weekend, do you think coffee became

like such an important drink in America because we gave up on tea? I think so. You think so? Like from colonial days that we were just not gonna drink tea. Out of spite. Out of spite. Out of spite. Americans are going to spite.

Is there anything Americans are good at? It's holding your grudge for a long time. We're very good at spite. So, uh, what, what time about currency that dropped? I went and didn't update on an old story we talked about the podcast years and years and years ago. I think the story dates back to 2013. It was the guy who had a computer where he had Bitcoin on the hard drive and then he threw away the

computer and then Bitcoin started to go up significantly. And at the time in 2013, the hard drive that he threw away was worth $9 million. And so he was buying sections. it was actually in Wales. And he was buying sections of the public landfill and excavating them and basically mining them, trying to find his own hard mining for his mind cryptic. Right, he was mining Bitcoin. And it's weird to say, nobody else could use it. Like if someone else found it, it's not like gold, in a, you know, a hunk of gold sitting there.

It's like if somebody else finds it, they can use it. It's really valuable to him. I like to buy the deal of trash, please. And that was 2000 or so. So I did a math on what I got. It got up to $147 million. Oh, and I think now what I say, I said to you, it's like 60 million.

I think like you have 54 million. I think it's what it was. Currently, it's worth 54 million. $7.7. Today, that's like, almost like a fogo type story that everyone should be digging that. I've spent a significant portion of my life dining through trash. Yeah, the pound has never been below a dollar.

Like right now, where is this, is the lowest it's been? And the first back I can see is back to 1791. When it was about five dollars per pound, It peaked in the late 1800s at 10 and has been slowly going down ever since then. Wow. Yeah. 10 pounds. Now, it's a depressing graph for a lot of people. Whoa. What was that event? Yeah. What happened? What didn't do that? I don't know what happened around 18 12 they burn the way No after 18 12 18 70 Civil war They probably would depress our currency internationally. I would think your country's in a revolution. What was the depression? 1929 to what does that show in there?

I see a little bit of movement, but not much not not whatever that 10 one is what you guys escaped the depression Was that the big thing? The US Civil War posted up to $10. That makes sense. That makes sense. I think we had the great depression in the same way as you mean. I mean overnight half of people were not using the currency anymore, right? It was a rough time.

Yeah, true. Yep, so yeah, we've never seen it below a dollar. That's a good question. Derritate would have met the guy who runs founded xe.com. That's the first time I went to this. He's a, you gotta look at it. It's like such an old school site and everybody goes to it.

And I met him at some event, he's a guy by the name of Steve Dengler. He's a Canadian and he said that he has a website for a while too, like it was like, is xe.com and I go, oh, I use your site all the time. He hands me his business card and his business card says on it, I use your site all the time. It's literally what everyone says to him when he tells them.

I don't know how it became like the standard, the place to go. If you ever want to know any currency exchange rate, xe.com. Yeah. It's just so easy to tell you. Back in the day, right? I mean, x.com was PayPal, right? I guess that's what currency exchange rate, xe.com. Yeah. It's just so easy to tell you. Back in the day, right? I mean, x.com was PayPal, right? I guess that's what currency exchange maybe they just became like a thing.

Like there's always weird like, I is now the thing, but it used to be e. Like, e. Apple used to have e-max. I don't know if you remember that. Yeah. Before I'm act, there was like an educational map. E-fax, I thought an e-max was a derivative of I'm act.

Yeah, there's changed like the letter. You remember me on that. You're right. I'm derivative of I-mac. Yeah, they changed like the letter, you remember me on that. Yeah, you're right. I'm actually I-mac. Yeah, for the iPod, I was the first I-mac was the first one. The colorful I-macs. Yeah. I see jobs with the I-C-E-O. I wonder if anyone's done a build where they hide a new Mac,

or a new I-mac in an old I-mac. Like a little sleet of people. The form factors are so unique typically though. What are they used to be, I should say? I mean, there's a lot of room in an old IMA. I'm thinking about like the lamppost one. Dude, all you're making me think about is this current meme that I fucking can't stand.

Usually with memes, I'm like, Hey, you know, guys, kind of funny, it gets a little old. This one I hated after the second iteration of it. It's a new gaming meme where they have like a Game Boy or a VMU and they turn on and Skyrim, that first scene in Skyrim. It's just gotten so old, so fast.

I don't know, what is this about that one? It's a dumb thing. What can I play a video file on? Don't know what you're on about. What? You don't even know? Yeah, if you're not really up to it on the memes, be happy that you don't know about this. Have you ever met anybody who's pronounced it meme-y's?

Meme-y. No, but I wish Mame. I knew someone. I knew they were Mame. I mean, there were people who insisted it was Mame. Really? Yeah What a strange hold up. I play. Right There's always been this arguments to you like I think we talked about this one recently to where there was a period of time where It was a huge debate when email started, how you replied to email. Did you go above the email or below the email? That was a huge, what should have below the email?

I listen, let's not go down this road. Let's go back in time. Before you sent me this email. Or the worst is the inline responses who don't tell you they're responding in line? You're like, what? Oh, there's, Oh, they send you an email. Yeah, you don't realize it.

It's like, no, there's an email within the email. Now I have to go read everything to get all the information. I can't believe somebody's email has come to light. It's like, who's, who's fucking sending this thing out? I'm like, I'm reading over my emails all the time. Like I make a big deal about what order I put people's names in in the two field and who's on the CC field and who's on the two fields. You know how I do it?

Alpha but ties. Yeah. It's the easiest way to do it. I alphabetize recipients. I remember when I first started working here and I would send out a cool sheet. They told me that you would be really angry if anyone's name was before yours. Who told you that? Who told you that?

And it was just one of many things that I'm like, I think like the call sheet. So like if you put, I think like, you know, they're probably just like hazing me, but like if you put Bernie's name after you, he's gonna be really angry with you. Why I mean, it's not like you've ever played about being not the first choice on a different podcast. If I'm gonna be the alternate, I want to be like,

I don't want to be the desperate choice. Like if the, and the call sheet if was one, two, three, I don't want to be that one. I wouldn't want to be that last one. No, I've never have a I I wonder who said that well, you got a set out. Do I yeah, you have to have the time you can get go gone Well, hi, no, who like loves to max mess with that I don't think it was good enough for us at the point max wouldn't have been too I was back to you fucking hell. Oh, it's Patria's. Oh, that makes damage total.

That totally makes sense. Oh, if you even think about putting him second, it's gonna be on you. How does anybody believe anything that guy's? But I was like my first week or whatever. My first closer to that was not from here. And he was like, oh, this is how you have to do things. This is how we also managed to grandfather Drew Saplin into double stuffed Oreos. It was through Patrick Matthews.

Grandfather to him. So when you get grandfather to a grandmother, it's like, for example, my grandma will always give me anything yellow. That's my thing, right? Like, like, you can't- Matt has that. Right.

Matt and his family, everyone gives them stuff with fish on it. Right. Like, there's like a thing that your grandma, it's usually your grandparents learn about you. And my sister always ever gets things that are fairies. My other sister always ever gets things that are owls. Like, it's a thing that your gram, it's usually your grandparents like learn about you And my sister always ever gets like things that are fairies my other sister always ever gets things that are owls Like it's a thing right so somehow it came to our attention that Drew Seppin has to have double stuffed Oreos on his set If they're not there then like all the reckoning that will follow not true at all And eventually he was like why do you keep buying these for me?

What is the why is this the thing? And I was like oh? I was told that that you will freak out if you don't have them. And he was like, by who? That's insane. You imagine he was like, stop set. Where am I, Aurea? I think we have something where Marshall was banning

all breakfast tacos from the set. Yeah, he did all he banned food. Why? Because it made people sleepy. Ha, ha, ha, smart guy, man. It was like, if people are going to eat before, if they, you know, if we're going to have breakfast and coffee, like, we can't have a hot lunch because people are going to be sleepy. I can kind of sort of really have a sadness. Do you want me to tell the grips that they don't get food? Or do

you want to do it? But yeah, really, when comes down to it, we're hiring like real professionals, real crew members to make internet videos. It's like, it's not like the food, but if you have a cheese sandwich, you're gonna get real. There is something really weird about the entertainment industry and feeding people. Like, it is just you have to feed them.

And not just feed them, you have to feed them pretty well. Otherwise, Jeremy Clarkson will punch you in the face. Yeah, that's Jeremy Clarkson got far from VBC, right? Yeah, top gear. Yeah, he got far from top gear because he got mad about a meal and punched. How did he know he was mad about? I knew he was mad and punched someone, I realized he was like over a meal. Right, he was the guy who got the meal and was cold.

I don't remember it being allegedly a legically, I'm not sure that he was. I had a coffee thrown at me except before, like when I was waging in London, because it wasn't all that. I'm sorry, I was really agitated hot coffee thrown at me except for like when I was working in London because I'm sorry I was really agitated right I mean we've been we've been passing and I was like working on a commercial and I was one of the like one of the PAs and I when I got the director of coffee just from like the crafty station and he threw it at me because it wasn't hot enough good thing it wasn't hot enough what I can't I can't I feel like I have like the you threw it at me because it wasn't hot enough. Good thing it wasn't hot enough. What?

Seriously, I can't, I feel like I feel like the idea of ladder to you being like, it is hot. You're like, absolutely right, yeah, that's the, and you know what, I deserve that and I'm so sorry, sir. We covered in coffee? Yeah, I just had to finish the day. But thanks, I would have walked right out.

I needed the money. That's fair. But I feel like I was stuck in PlayStation. I was like, and you have to just be like, oh, this is hard. Well, he has to be number one on the cool sheet. I have had it said that I have the money. That's fair. But I feel like I was stuck in PlayStation. I was like, and you have to just be like, oh, this one. Well, he has to be number one on the cushy. I have had a said that I have two PlayStation. Yeah.

Yeah. Jeremy Clarkson, this is from the telegraph. Can I read from the telegraph, is that okay? All right. Uh, Jeremy Clarkson punched his top gear producer. Wasin, time in, how you spell, how you pronounce O-I-S-I-N. Oisin? Oisin?

Oisin, oisin, oisin. Oisin, oisin. You may get it wrong. Oisin, time in, in the face, following a 40 minute rant in which he swored him and referred to him as a lazy Irish. Yeah. I witness this. I witness this at 30.

What is this for? The 30th? The presenter of Top Gear, who has been suspended pending internal BBC investigation into his conduct at a hotel in Yorkshire during filming of the show is said to have threatened to have time in tact during the heated row over food. Yeah, so it was over food.

Yeah, the next sentence is the elaborate. I guess at the hotel where the BBC team were staying said Clarkson was furious to find there was no hot meal available when he and his co-presenters James Mayan Richard Hammond returned from a drinking session at a nearby pub. Also, what even coming up on a shoot? I'm drunk and I've had a few bids but it was my bad. Where's my bap fan? Where's my chips and cheese?

I'm a puncher now. Bad. The lazy Irish are here. It's such a weird old-timey thing. I thought it was a lazy Irish thing. I thought the last thing, the laser-possed, was. I'm with. Are the Irish considered like stereotypically lazy? No, I think stereotypically. Peter H. has seen it's ush-sheen. Ush-sheen.

That's what we've been fascinated by stereotypes in the US, is that the stereotype for Mexican people is lazy. It is the most undesirable stereotype. It's like the exact opposite of reality. Hardest working people on the planet and somehow why people were like, Adelaise. Was it the, there was an interesting thing, was it five out of the lakhs, last six Oscars for best direction have gone to Mexicans? Yep. Yeah. I didn't think I'd have a metam before I came here really It's banish people not not what's wrong with that sentence

Not a lot in the UK I guess. Yeah, I mean the Mexican was really far. I met a lot of Spanish people There was you know how people always are trying to guess what ethnicity I am One time I was at a bar in Auckland New Zealand and I was I'd ordered a beer and I was waiting for it And there was a guy standing next to me at the bar. Obviously he had a couple of beers. He turns it looks at me and he goes Mexican, right? What? He was your family's from Mexico, aren't they? I said, how did you know that? He was nice to have a good eye for it. And he's like wandered off Bad and the guy that was like oriental. What do you say?

He said half black half Korean. This way that wasn't you like walking this way? Yeah Oriental black half Korean is what that wasn't what you were walking only. Yeah, he orientals. I get a lot of people shouting things. But so much speculation is why that guy said that to you. It wasn't people in speculated it was Chinese New Year. Yeah, it wasn't. The timing was a little off. Yeah, I'm going to read this. When I'm not going to this episode received podcast is brought to you by Smile Direct Club. You a smile hider. Do you hide your teeth in group picks or when you laugh or just not smile when meeting someone because you don't like how your teeth look.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I come to my all the way. But that colony is gonna be too cut through. These are all humans who left earth without the possibility of coming back. Do you think that like that just by definition means they must have that screw loose? That's gonna create, they're getting away from something odd to breed a human, I think.

There's some of the only people that going out there like insanely rich, right? Or they're like volunteers. Other than my volunteers. They're leaving their planet behind. We'll just end up with space Australia. And so it was just open a mile back. Yeah, but you could come back from Australia.

Is there any difference that someone who went across an ocean 500 years ago? I think so because it's like, you still know you're going to be on earth and so like all the air and stuff is going to be the same. It's not like I am literally going. But you know, a shit like a space wind ready to blow you all the way. But you were fleeing a life. You were leaving everything conceivable, realistically, to not see ever again.

But all the time, I don't everything, conceivably, realistically, to not see ever again. But it might sound like I'm thinking of the second of the second of the second. Right. To say that going into space, I'm thinking a lot more about what I'm going to than what I'm leaving behind. But I think that's what he's talking about. It's like, what kind of people would leave everything behind and go up there?

Yeah, exactly. You find on the Thai islands. You know? Yeah. What did he brought like, if I brought, you know, Ashley and my kids, I did do it. What? The kids mom might be upset,

but we could work that out. You would be a mental person. G-K-1818 called it, Mars Trailio. That's a good one. Mars Trailio, listen to all the prisoners from Mars. Hey, I just, it's crazy to me. I would never, I just can't relate to it. Would you go to the moon? If you could come back? If his return fly. I would never, I just can't relate to it. Would you go to the moon if you could come back?

If it was a return flight, I'll go by like modern day. Now, last to say that they want to start keeping a colony on the moon, like that. Israel just went to the moon, right? Israel, the space program. Yeah, SpaceX just launched the Israel, Israeli, a lander. Oh, I don't know the name.

I don't know if China up there my wrong man I'm ran I'd go to the ISS that's getting the knots and Larry israeli moon lander fires engine in space for the first time hmm so they haven't gone to the moon they're testing the lander in space they're going to the fucking moon you what crap is left up on the moon that we've already left that flagging that like a chip like a crutch put a an old bottle of lander it's brick and all of the landers.

It's the most bottle of the lander. Yeah, because it launches from the lander. So they just leave it there. So how why why people deny in the moon if they can see that shit of there?

People got to do something dude. People board. They got to be skeptical. Do you see? I don't know. The moon landing. Not the moon. I saw a thing today that said that

some people who who's job it as to like screen this conspiracy of a Facebook are getting convinced by them. Yeah, they start believing them. Yeah, and like this one guy's on leave because he's like the earth is flat. Yeah, like that story was crazy. Like one of the guys said that he now believes the US government did nine and 11 and that he sleeps with a gun by the side of his bed because he's afraid the government's gonna come after him.

These are people that have to like, you know, mine through Facebook and try and pull off some of this crazy stuff when they're like, reading so much for the like, yeah, you know what, yeah. It's starting to make sense. Like that should be a temporary job. You should have to cycle a little bit out for their mental health, like do it for a little bit

and then go do something like that. Or just like sit with a therapist who's like, this is reality. They seem to be putting a big effort into like removing false stuff and keeping the truth on these platforms, but. Is it the responsibility of that platform to do that? Like should YouTube remove all conspiracy theory videos?

Or is it just like, it's a free space to push it? I feel like. Like who's it damaging? I mean, everyone post-truth is so damaging that who's responsibility is it unless the platforms that make the sex. If I'm saying vaccinations part of that, but if they want to do that, then they're taking themselves out,

surely, and their kids. I think it has to be some kind of remit to protect people from post-truth. You get this in called herd immunity, and that's a big, like, just bit anti-free speech. That's a trigger word for a lot of anti-vax people because it's like, that's a hoax, it's the herd immunity. If a bunch of idiots want to promote their idiocy, then that's just life. It goes beyond free speech, right, because it directly affects people, their choices, and what they do next.

I feel like we let it slide, and we set that for a long time, and now we're in this situation where it's like, you miss it, we talk that for a long time and now we're in this situation where it's like We you miss it. We talk about measles right in all these countries around the world Like look at all of it as the brakes it bus is probably a great example. Yeah That bus did not have been legal because it was a lie How would you have protected against that no bus ads that aren't I mean that was one specific like bus related incident I'm surprised that there aren't more strict laws about that in the UK. I feel like you all are very strict about a lot of that.

I feel like there definitely is a more of a kind of a remit to protect people from, you know, there's much less like freedom, free speech kind of stuff. It is much more like a... The UK doesn't pray about how dare you. Free speech. The comedy. But you're asking who it harms and we're giving the example here. Yeah, I mean.

Yeah, look at us now. It's weird. We're in the balance in it. Yeah. I mean, because at this point, it's a huge part of people's just general education, right? Like before recently, it was pretty much people got their news from the news, which was like a very heavily vetted and not a 24 hour cycle thing. Trevor McDonald. Trevor McDonald and John Snow.

And now look at this. Yeah, it used to be you had 30 minutes a day to cram all the news in. Now you have to feel like a 24 hour cycle. Exactly. And it's like, it's all the bulls ears. You just throw some entertaining lies in there because people are going to watch it. I just think it's such a hard thing to enforce Drawing those lines. Why do you even set those? How I decide what gets taken down? No, that's true You don't that's that's that's the problem that's it's kind of like what we deal with in this country with the second amendment

You know, it was a very important part of the formation of this country was being able to armor ourselves against the government of this country was being able to arm ourselves against the government. The framers of the Constitution though, they couldn't, and they said this themselves, I'm sorry, from the census, can't imagine what future people are going to be dealing with, they gave us the ability to change all that stuff. You know, I think the quote is that, you know, we can't be held to the intentions of our barbarous ancestors. And I'm totally butchering that quote that's paraphrase, but they could envision that we'd have automatic machine guns and you know access to hand grenades and things like that when they were making the constitution. Likewise, with the first amendment, which is very, very important to the country, I'd say more so important than the second amendment

because everyone believes in freedom of speech in the first amendment, freedom of religion. But who could envision that we would invent the internet, even in my lifetime, that where you would go from having highly scrutinized sources of media who were reporting on the government, and they're like the watchdogs, to now suddenly there's just an infinite amount of sources of information.

I don't think the freedom of speech is now been twisted into, I get to propose something that is lie as truth, which is not what freedom of speech is for or about. Freedom of speech is for and about being able to be given the ability to speak freely. It is not to sit to rationalize things that are factually untrue as being true. And those are two different things that I think that it doesn't need to be central in the Asian, but you're right. Like how the hell do you even begin to do that?

How long was between the amendments? How long was between the amendments? So they passed the Bill of Rights which were the first 10 amendments and then they added amendments after that. Wait, so it started with amendments? Well, the Constitution is a framework for how the government will work.

And then the first 10 amendments to the Bill of Rights. And they had a published time pass. So they're kind of like patches. The point that point one. Yeah, a little bit. At some point, they should just do a 2.0. I mean, there's ones in there that involve slavery. There's ones that involve women's suffrage.

So the Constitution was September of 1787, and the Bill of Rights was effective December 1791. So within four years, that the first 10 amendments. So there's a couple of like, hang on. Yeah, it's like we've run the country. It's been good for four years. Of course. Clearly, too. Yeah. Need a couple more.

They started that process in September of 1789. So they took two years to do it. So they ratified the constitution. Two years later, they started the Bill of Rights process then two years after that's when they decided on the 10. It's an interesting timeline it's all it's supposed to be interesting to like see what event caused each amendment like it must be in retaliation to a specific thing that happened. Yeah and in fact there were the initial we ended up with 10 in the Bill of Rights there were 12 that were proposed and they cut two of them. Oh where the? I don't know I didn't know them till right now.

Oh, yeah. Well, there's also, I believe, is the 14th Amendment, which is the one for slavery? And that one has the weirdest legacy because it's what corporations use as the interpretation to define corporations as people. And ironically, the amendment that got rid of slavery then created the modern corporation, which is everyone goes to work for and plays for essentially, you know, to kind of spread it a little thinner for everybody. And that was that very ironic, very ironic. There's a great documentary called, I think, Inc. I&C

or maybe it's the corporation. It's, I've saw it years and years ago. I'll look it up here and see, but it was a really, really interesting analysis of how we treat a corporate identity. How they basically can become sinkholes for poor moral decisions. So it's always weird how you define a person too. There was the, it was written that a black person was worth like what three fifths or something. Right.

I think that was for like a vote for voting purposes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're getting into maths with the corporate beings. And at some point, I'm going to have a number of value to a few of them. They thought that was all right enough to like write down and decree. Yeah. This will be. Yeah. This will be proper. Four fifths will get this engraved on stuff. So the two amendments that failed were the first one. I can't see the specifics on it. It says, it was drafted to ensure members of the house would continue to represent small constituencies

even as a general population grew. I guess trying to scale that somehow. And the second one would forbade Congress from giving itself a pay raise. If Congress passed a pay raise, it would only be effective for the next session, not for the one that was currently. So you couldn't get elected and be like,

I now pay myself. Right. A hundred thousand dollars. What was the curf- salary of the president? Oh. One of the men's, if they get your opportunity, like one of the amendments was prohibition.

Right. That was the constitutional amendment. 19th, I think. 19th? Yeah. And then they couldn't tell alcohol. Or they couldn't purchase or sell alcohol, what was the point of What was the point?

Of that? Prohibition? Yeah, what is it? It was like bad. It was encouraging that behavior. It was like, it was encouraging that behavior. It was encouraging that behavior. It was a great fact about prohibition

is that like the very moment that it ended all the bars were like, hey, where did I go? Where did you get that from? They're like, no way. Oh, I didn't know what to do. I wrote it day one. I read somewhere the other day that prohibition made buying and selling alcohol illegal,

but it didn't make consuming alcohol illegal. So right before it went into effect, very wealthy families bought liquor stores. Oh, really? So it was like, this is mine now. Yeah, so it's like, I've got liquor. If they owned it, they can drink it. Oh, fine Hendrick. I watched a YouTube video that was explaining how in some countries

400,000 grand, that's not bad. Bugger me. That's some buns. That's more than the primus I guess. There's a primus yet. It's like 100. I don't actually. Apparently in some countries like Germany, it's legal to escape from prison.

Oh, yeah, I think Sweden's one of them as well. If you manage it, it's like, good on you. Yeah, it's not illegal even if you get caught. 150,000. You can't be further punished for it. Because it's human nature to want to escape. Yeah, everyone has the right to seek freedom in those countries. You have the right to freedom, but you can get it.

So the act of escaping, isn't it? No, I got the butt. If you break laws escaping life, you bribe someone or you're in a car, you still broke laws. But if you just met a shite, you'd like to peg it. Yeah, there was apparently one of the exams in the video was one guy stuck out while all the guards were watching a film, didn't break any laws.

He then got into a getaway car. Oh, I was a car scumped, don't, come on. He got into a getaway car that he owned in full and then onto a jet that he owned and because he didn't rent the car. He wasn't like a misuse of rental equipment. All legal from beginning to end and then the prison was just like, yeah, right. Yeah, right.

So Marco, Germany, and Austria. Yes. Yes. If you man, if you make it, without recognition. The law recognized that is basic human nature to escape and hence the act of escaping itself is not like, you can't like blow your way. You can't like destroy the prison. The act the act of escaping itself is not a crime. You can't blow your way. You can't destroy the prison. The act of escaping, just escaping is not the crime.

But if they catch you, surely you still need to pay for the crime that you were in prison for, so they just put you back. Yeah, but they're not gonna add your... Yeah, but you don't get any more time. It's just like, that was fun. Come on, come on son. They probably add on the section you were gone. To the right, right? That makes fun. Come on, come on son. They probably, like, you what you like. They probably add on the section you were gone.

Right, right? That makes sense. You imagine you got up for Pearl, whatever they're like, you know, good baby, you did escape seven or eight times, but you did it really well. So, someone escaped from the jail and the town I'm from. How did this go? There were contractors working at the jail, like painting the exterior and fixing up some of the exterior parts of the jail and the town I'm from. How did this go? There were contractors working at the jail, like painting the exterior and fixing up

some of the exterior parts of the jail. One of the prisoners asked the contractor if they could borrow his truck, so you want to go buy some cigarettes. And the contractor let him borrow his truck. So he just took off. There's not a lot of smart people. Did you watch the documentary?

Not a lot of big thinkers in the town I came from. Say yeah, I'm out. I can take exactly how that conversation went. That guy probably was like, when did the prison said, is so is someone, anyone gonna pay for my car? My car got stolen.

That's probably the way he tells that story. He's like, this guy stole my car. It's like, no, you let it do that a fucking prison. That's what happens. You said he could use it. I also was like, what a great way to get out of helping someone escape from prison. Just I'm a fucking idiot. And it's like, what a great way to get out of helping someone escape from prison. Just I'm a fucking idiot.

And it's like, then just play that card. You know, they had it on one point go, no, you clearly helped this guy and gave him your card. You know him, right? And he's like, no, I just wanted to go get sick. He said he would be right back. He was going to get me a pack. It was never deal.

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You could fight a bit. Yeah. How would you do it? You know what? Honestly, if it's not illegal to break out of prison, which it is here. It is here, but David Blaine should go to Germany, get him prisoned, and then if he escapes,

they can't get him for escaping prison. You can just escape, and then he's good. How's it going? That'd be a great joke. He's David Blaine. He never explains how he does this thing. That's right. He does the blink.

He hypnotizes the... If the Darren Brown went not as good. The prison guards. The Darren Brown. Oh, he was legend, what do you mean? I saw Darren Brown on the street in London, and then I got excited, so I walked past him again, and I was like, oh, he knew it's gonna know I did that. It's Darren Brown.

He sees everything. Do you remember the first time you saw Darren Brown? Do you not know who Darren Brown is? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no He's a magician slash hypnotist in England. He was a child, he was on the program post and was disgraced. Yeah, he was on the tele with the Dittler. He's in disgrace currently. I've had a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, a, on channel four, he did like a live like Russian roulette thing. Well, that's not horrible. I watched him shoot a bag of sand. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And like Jersey or something to avoid the law. Or something crazy. What do you think? When he had gone in the UK, you guys have guns on your TV? He just said. He took me to Jersey. But Jersey's in the UK.

No, but he had, but it was like a whole like set up situation. And it was, you know, one of the obviously like, obviously not gonna properly shoot himself on TV, but it was very much like, I think it was blind. It was a tune into night at 9 p.m. And then he went down and brown,

maybe shoot himself in face. And then didn't he once try and predict the lottery numbers? It was like all this build up. I think he did do it, didn't he? I swear there was one time where it was like, I feel like I wouldn't have shown it if he didn't. No, I feel like there was one where it was like, ain't here the numbers.

And then it came out differently. And then the credits went. And it was like, I can like there was one where it's like, and they're the numbers and they came out differently. And then the credits went and it was like, I can't win a mole. It was like, what? I like this guy. He's great, very great. He is very intelligent. What is that like something you guys would watch?

Because if your anti-gun violence, would you just, you would tune in to watch a Russian roulette thing? That's like saying, you watch the movie with a gun in it. It's like watching the prestige. I don't think of British movies as having a ton of guns in them. You ever seen Hot first? Like a snatch, yeah.

Lockstalk and two smoking guns. Yeah, they're guns in the UK. Yeah, but the guy Richie's like, you know, he just wants to be quite in Tarrantino, I'm sorry. He does, I mean, missing Mark a little bit. Wow. You don't think Guy Richie's made some good shit? What?

You were on a Guy Richie set, right? God, most scary experience in my life. Yeah. I just would not want to piss that guy off. Really? Yeah. Scary. Okay, very stressful. I just saw, I was on the plane today.

I was actually in Salt Lake City this morning and flew here. I'm just like, so jet-launched. You have to go for the deer, right? Dude, don't even get me started on that. I put up this Instagram thing with these deer outside the place where I'm staying and the fucking internet is doing this like breakdown of like, is he feeding deer?

What's counting is he? That's illegal. Bernie can't be putting food outside. Look, you can see piles of corn that he clearly put out. I said, dude, I don't live in Utah. I was there in date. Do you think I went out to the feed store and bought corn?

Like the feed deer? The fuck is wrong with you people. It loves to break the law. Yeah, I'm just like, what can I, how can I fuck up Utah? You're like finding weird laws and breaking them. Yeah, come on in, deer, this play in this world. I was gay, I'm prisoned. Anyway, so every one of you feed a deer anyway. I don't know. Americans hate deer. I think you. Anyway, so everybody can't defeat a deer anyway.

I don't know. Americans hate deer. I think they're like, but I'm a list of all the things the internet said it was gonna go wrong with me interfacing with deer. One, I was drawing the deer in, which means predators are gonna come in and they're gonna attack me in my house.

In a house I don't live in, in a state that I don't reside in. Two, he's gonna full in love with the deer. Second is, it's gonna make the deer easier to shoot. It's like these deer were fucking stupid. I could walk up and touch them and pet them. These deer don't have a future to begin with. Wait, you pet the deer?

That's what's the feeding of. I get a little mush on the ear. I get a little tittu. You know where he got lime juice? Do you have these massive ears? I think you're allowed to tittu, but you can't get for a third because that's illegal. Oh, tittu, tittu, tittu, tittu.

They're like, eh? Well, where's your license? You can't get for a third because that's illegal. I'm not interested if you. You were just coming back from Utah. Airplane. Now I was gonna say something. But now I'm thinking that this is not pertinent to anybody but people in this room. I was at the airport and I never, the only way to fly from me to Salt Lake direct is on Delta. I never fly in Delta.

It was on American, which is the other end of the airport in Austin. So I had to go down to the gates, what used to be gate one and is now gate 10 or 11? Is that in the construction? No. They finished that. They finished it. So Gavin, this is amazing.

This is a conclusion to the airport construction for this one small part. Oh my gosh. Drumroll, it's still a fucking nightmare, guys. It's like, there's so many, there's another door that's blocked just off now. It's terrible. But it was crazy because I go to where gate one usually is and then the airport just keeps going like out of sight. It's a really weird experience to do that.

It's a, you probably know this area well because it's the British Airways. It's one or two, right? That's all gone. That, where that desk was at the end where you walk down the hallway and it ends in a desk, that desk is now another mile of hallway. It's very strange.

What's at the end of it? Oh, there's no one, no. I didn't go down that far. I know, no one's gotten there yet. Yeah, I don't think down that far. No one's gotten there yet. Yeah. I don't think you can play when one door, why on earth would anyone want to use all the doors at the airport on the same day?

I just noticed that after 18 months, they fixed the one door and now they've moved on to another door, whatever this thing, this magical thing they're doing at this door. They're never gonna be done. I'm actually okay with the construction. People get so cross about, I mean, you're one of them, you get so cross about airline travel

when it goes badly or when it's like mismanaged or inefficient. What do I get upset? You do get upset. What do I get upset about? Well, if you're not number one on the upgrade list, I never number one on the upgrade list. No, I mean, like, you know, if,

and I understand, if it's like needlessly inefficient or ineffectual, it's annoying, there was just one time I was like, Am I worse than Gavin? No. I don't know, I'm not traveling was this one time I was like, am I worse than Gavin? No. I don't know. I've now traveled much better than Gavin. You've pushed the pierce of the podcast.

It was all about Gavin trying to get to the UK. Do you remember this? I do remember that. Yes. What? Anywho, I was in a... Do you remember? Yes.

I was going to Thailand and I was in the... My stopover was in Abu Dhabi and it was like two or three in the morning or something. Good luck with that. And so there, you know, this is like a regular flight, so there's first class, some business class, and whatever. And the thing I've been running late for ages,

and the guy literally just comes up to the microphone and goes, okay, get on. And like, that's it, get on. Abu Dhabi to Thailand. Yeah, get on. No, like, okay, boarding first class, now boarding group one. It was like, all right, everyone get on get on and like the like everyone lost their shit like all the people in first class and like some Royal fancy people in Abu Dhabi getting on this plane were like like red face and screaming at this guy who was like I don't I don't know what I did

I'm sorry and I was just there with my one bag like a little troll person waiting for it to get on last but like I just don't imagine if you were there and they're like okay get on. You'd have been like what? Me? When have I ever lost my shit in their port? You one time. You lost your shit. I lost my shit one time with you in Japan. That's because they were gonna try to put me on a different...

Well, you also lost your shit when you were like 10 feet behind me and I got on the plane and you didn't. I think it mad about that. I think it mad about that. I think we heard about that. I think you were gone. What are you? It just felt it. Oh, oh, you British fuck.

You left me. Yeah. The only time we were like, Mr. plane is going to be super early for the plane and then the airport was nuts. That happened today in Salt Lake City. I should have taken a photo of it. line out the door, like across a skybridge going out back to the parking garage. That was the line for security.

But I've got this service clear, would you just use your little fingerprints? It's like a hundred bucks a year. Just do you think this is an endorsement? It's totally not worth it. Except the one time a year when you need it. And that day for me was today. I can't use my fingers, I have to use my thumb.

That fucking thing doesn't work. Yeah, I always have to say, can I just use thumbs? Like, something like, you know how to finger fingers? The fingers just don't work for me. Is that part of your Apple uniform? Yeah, the fingerprint's burned. The paper print's burned. It dissolves metal.

Yeah, that's true. Yeah, actually, I didn't work because we just came out of the cold and the guy goes, can you just do this for me? And I, if you're listening to all the podcasts, he's making like this, rubbing his two fingers with his thumb like he's got if you're listening to all the podcasts, he's making like this, like rubbing his two fingers with his thumb like he's got money, that somebody owes him?

No, he's asking you to tip him. I think he was, he's like, can y'all just do this? And I go, actually, eh, let's see. And you know, the TSA checkpoints are like, no jokes, please. I'm like, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me in like, seriously, about a minute. And I think we heard other people in the airport, it took an hour to get through security. Didn't, what's the night with you in San Jose once, and we were trying to get on a plane, and I was bitching, I was like, San Jose has to war security.

It does. Like, it's gonna be a super long line. I was bitching about the whole time. We get to the airport, and we are in line for security, is out in the parking garage, and we get in line, we stand there to, it's a week to be fair. And then this woman and her daughter get in line behind us. And I hear them point at, they see the point at a car and the woman goes,

that's our car. We're back at our car. Yeah. They went in, checked back, and they went to get in security line and they were back where they parked to wait to get into the airport. People don't believe that,

when I tell them that we were in a security line, they went all the way out to the parking garage. It's a hundred percent trip. Yes. A hundred percent trip. I mean, it was you, me and Jason, I think. That's I was Jeff. Maybe Jeff was there too.

There was, well, those was like one person trying to get through everyone. We were connecting through San Jose, which I have no idea why we were connecting one and two, why we had to go through security again. Because we went from the Alask and airline terminal to the American. I remember that specifically, and it was a different terminal. So we had to leave security and go back in

and it was all lying out to the fucking parking lot. I was just doing a ghost hunt. We did the whole week of ghost hunt in last week. You find a ghost? No, and we had a connecting flight. That's a boiler. We could have a flight in LA. It's good to set for this guy.

And I was just like walking behind, I was like following people. And I realized that Jeremy and Ryan and I think someone else Trevor were all walking out of the airport. And I was like, and I stopped, I was like, I think that's the way out because I need to go to terminal five from four.

Like the point of no return. I was like, look at the signs, I was like, no, I'm not crazy. And then by that point, they'd already got on to the moving platform and were walking away. And I was like, this science is like, no, I'm not crazy. And then by that point, they'd already got onto the moving platform and we're walking away. And I was like, you let me, all right. You let him go.

Oh, it's all the way out. Out of security, that's a good security. Good. They won't play into the stream. And you have to explain why you're doing that. And a connection? Yeah. Oh, man, yeah, that's not good.

And there's like tons of signs, including one that says, you can't come back to this point. Right. And there's like red and white striped lines and everything. So Jeff caught up with me while I was like, I think, and then we went the right way. Like, should we call him? And I was like, no, they'll turn around

like right before they get to the, you can't come back part, they went straight through. So they had to get back in through security, like fools. Traveling with other people is a nightmare. I almost followed them get back in through security, like fools. Traveling with other people is a nightmare. I almost followed them down there. That's a good yeah. I'm about to go to New Orleans with eight people for Madagrah.

That sounds like fun. I think it will be fun. You and I had exact opposite reactions. I'm on your side. This weekend we had to have a safety meeting. Perfect case. Yeah, well, because so my friend Chelsea, Chelsea had fuchs's from New Orleans. So she was like a do not fuck with no PD

Like you cannot do that and they will not find it funny and you will be taken a jail What's it? Why is that there's just I mean It's a mess to You know the French quarter. Yeah, good luck with that. Thank you. I am what is the biggest crowd you are just a say biggest. What's the densest crowd that you've ever been in London 2012. Okay. For Olympics. Yeah. It is I've been in Mardi Gras in New Orleans. The density of the crowd is crazy. Like there was a we were there one time to fight broke out a little bit away from our group

and then people tried to move away from the fight and that caused a serious situation because then people started to fall over and then couldn't get up because other people is like dominoes. And then people were leaning, you know, and Freda Mahu's from there has a story is like, if you can lean in the direction in such a way that you can't get back up

because people fill in the space where you were and it's like, it's very dense. If you go in the French, go post out. Yeah. It's where I remember planning trips like this when I was during, like when I was at university. Take Colton. And it was just Colton's in Atlanta.

You can't make it. Really? OK. But I remember being, it's kind of like one of those things of like, all right, well, we'll have fun and maybe we'll all get back. Who's to say, all right, let's go. And now we're all like, you know, nearly 13 and stuff. We're all like, OK, everyone needs to find my friends.

We're all in the same cell phone. And we only an extra battery for our cell phones. And we have to have our addresses. We're gonna write it on our hands before we go. Just in case, it's like we have this huge safety meeting about going on vacation together. It reminds me of that story Steve Merchant told where he was at some sort of new year celebration in London.

And these girls just showed up around him. And he was like, right, how's it going? And he's six foot seven. Who's there? Look at me. And he was like, how's it going? He's like, no, we're not here for you. We just, we just all arranged to meet at you at midnight.

That's hilarious. They could see where everywhere he's f***ing hilarious. Like, he was a waypoint for that. Yeah, he was just like a landmark. So good. That's amazing. That's f***ing hilarious. Me at Merchant, all right? Midnight C.A. They didn't know who he was a waypoint for that. Yeah, it was just like a landmark. So good. That's amazing. That's fucking hilarious. Me at Merchant, right?

Midnight C.A. They didn't know who he was at the time. He was just some tall bloke. Like he wasn't because he was Steve Merchant. He might be the widiest person on the planet. I bloody love Steve Merchant. He is really fucking funny. He's so funny.

Hello ladies is one of my favorite shows. I think I've seen it. So good. Show time. Or something. Yeah. Showtime. Well, something. Yeah. Showtime reach me out. I'm just like Max introduced me very recently to Portal 2 and I'm enjoying it very much. Mostly for Steve Magnes' voice. Yeah. Yeah. As soon as you go into old aperture sciences, he's so good at being a damn little robot.

I think he was a late addition to that game. Oh really? I mean, that was a playable trailer or something or a whole sequence of the first bit where it was just some was all guy doing it. Yeah, and then like it was like a last second game where they said, like, oh, baby, we'll be funny if we get to your merchant to do it. So he's like, oh, sorry, I lost you there for a moment.

Okay. Oh, I think I can go off my railings. Should we have a look? I can do it. So he says, oh, sorry, I lost you there for a moment. Okay. Oh, I think I can go off my railing. Should we have a look? We can. I can do it. They probably should never do that. He's so good. Now I want to play it again.

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