Rooster Teeth Podcast - Only In The Butt - #357

Episode Date: January 5, 2016

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I think so. With what? I don't know, just like your different travels. You're not gonna say who's on the podcast. Oh, I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm Brandon. Blaine.

I'm Gus. See how quick that was? Yeah. I've done a new system. I think maybe though I'm just thinking of when you went down to Australia before, because you post a lot of stuff from like Sydney and whatnot. Yeah. So maybe it's just something that stuck in my head. I figured you'd take advantage of it. I kept going on a fucking helicopter ride, which was cool. Wait, why are you? In Australia. Just now? No, no, no. We usually try to make like whole social media events out of trips. Like I remember when we went to Disney, you did the proposed to Disney princesses. Yeah. Yeah, I tried to make like whole social media events out of trips. Like I remember when we went to Disney, you did the proposed to Disney princesses. Yeah, yeah, I try to make it, yeah. I mean, it's like,

you're only going there every now and then and I don't know. Yeah, it's just like taking people along for a ride and sits nice. I like to share that experience with people, I guess. You're so generous. Yeah, you know, I just want people to be there with me, you know, experiencing it. Thanks, way. Yeah, we appreciate that. Actually, it pisses me off though, because Wallace and San Francisco, I got a bunch of tweets and they're like, I think I just saw you, I didn't want to say hi.

It's like, fucking say hi. It's the coolest thing when people come up and they're like, hey, you know, it bothers me. Like lots of times when people do come up and say hi, they'll be really apologetic. It's like, hey, I'm sorry, I know you don't like it when people say hi to you in public. Like, no, no, it's great.

I'm learning now. Yeah, I would prefer that you say something. You come up and say hi. Like I don't want to be like, is that person looking at me? Are they not? Like I don't want to get like in my own head about it. Yeah, it's nice.

It makes your day better. Yeah, every see you up. And last time, like in line of pharmacy picking up certain trees or something, then. Yeah, if I have like a sandwich or a hamburger in my hand and I'm like taking a bite of it, like don't come up the hand like when I'm like, sandwich or a hamburger in my hand and I'm like taking a bite of it, be like don't come up the hand. Like when I'm like, mm mm mm.

I'm proposing. I'm like something very personal. Proposing. I've been married for a while. Did you know that? I've like coordinated meet up with a person where they'll tweet me and I'll be in line at like home slides and they'll be like, oh, I just saw you on self-congress

and be like, oh, where are you? And then like I'll go. And like there was this one time it was like a half hour thing where I went with my pizza and milkshake to meet up with somebody just to say hi to him. So it's like it's fun meeting. Did you have a go with you? No, not at that time.

No. I have a Sunday tradition where I go to South Congress. I go to home slice, order my pizza, run out of Ami's ice cream while I'm waiting for my pizza to be made, run back home slice, leave, have a fat day. Sounds like a daily routine of like a 16 year old boy I also read comic books when I get it. It's really nice. I've never seen those glasses in my life. What are they about? There are new glasses

Do you want to try them on? Wait before I insult them did they sponsor this a podcast or anything? No, it's not underwear. It's not a website I'm not a side of your book. Are these? They're real. Are these unisites? They look like women's that have milk bottles. When we do decide to start wearing glasses? So I just change up my contacts because I slept

in the other night, so they're super dry. So I just wanted to put glasses on. I always feel bad when I'm trying on someone's glasses, because obviously it's going to make my vision worse, but Jesus Christ. My challenge. It is challenging. I'm blowing.

I'm going to throw it all, because this is really nice. I can't see what you're doing. Like my vision's that bad. That is, yeah, that is really bad. Is negative 7.5 is that a thing? I don't know. Is that what they are? Sure.

That's a number. Yeah. Yeah, I know. I feel like I have really bad vision. So I'm used to like looking through really fucked up glasses. But man, that's a whole other level. Yeah, it's really bad. How's everybody's new?

I can't wear contacts. I used to wear contacts all the time. But then I like develop this weird eye problem where if I wear contacts, like if I put contacts in, after about 15 minutes, the whites of my eyes just turn blood red. Like there is no white lift in my eye, it's just, I have a red eye.

How many times have you attempted it? I think two or a couple of times. So I used to wear them all the time for years. And then just like over time, it just started happening. You were on because of the same reason I did, because you're in football. So I lied and I was back up, back up, back up. I did it because I used to, it was back when I lived in Puerto Rico. It's because I hated going swimming and not being able to see. Like to me, that's the worst.

Like having to take my glasses off and go swimming. So I took the worst thing possible. I would wear my contacts and just open my eyes under salt water and go, like, not give a fuck. I was gonna say the counter of that is like, you couldn't open your eyes under water anymore whenever you wore your glasses or your contacts. Nope. I totally did it.

Yeah. Yeah. Maybe that's why I fucked up my eyes. Would you ever be interested in getting those like like that like super crazy contacts like colors, you know, like eight balls or skulls? No. No. I hate that stuff. Why don't you get lacyc? Is it because your face would look different? I don't trust lacyc. I still think we're really too early in the technology. It's like I like I don't want laser shooting in my eyes and then in 15 years they're like, oh yeah, that gives you bulk answer to. Yeah, but what if it gives you laser eyes? Just like shooting lasers out of your eyes?

That's not gonna happen. I don't know either, Gavin. Gavin and I just exchanged a critical look. So, it's impossible. It's not a fucking comic book, dude. It's lasers. So you know, I guess your scenario is actually like possible. Right, like this is the legitimacy.

Laser is just a different kind of light, right? It's a very focused kind of light, I believe. You've always got stuff bouncing around in your eye holes and it's not gonna. Yeah, but they're not like clockwork, orange in your eyes open and fucking cutting your eye with light. Chris is like a huge defender of LASIK and he was like, yeah, it's the best thing.

I don't have to work context anymore or something like that. How long did he use those little, that, that I drops? Like he had I drops for like months. It's, and he seemed miserable for like at least a month because of these, because his lacy eyes. Like, lacy drops? I was, I was okay after like an hour and like sleep, go to sleep and then the next day it was perfectly fine.

He was really messed up for a long time. It was the worry. He was like, he became addicted to the I drops and you would find these eye drops things like everywhere in the office and in my car. And it's like, Council and Gretel. I was living in a trail. And then at one point he even got eye drops that were like, normally it's like liquid,

it's like water. He got these ones that were like milk, and it looked like he was like coming out of his eyes. It was really fucking gross. Did I tell you? I'm gonna have that. This thing would happen when I had LASIC. They were like super nice and cool,

but when I actually had the procedure and the doctor was there, they spent the entire time talking about office gossip. Like really, really juvenile office gossip. Nobody was telling me it was going on, and they didn't tell me beforehand that I would go blind as they sucked my eyeball. They sucked your eye?

I thought they just shoot laser at it. They sucked it. They used to use a blade and cut your eye, but now they're able to open up that protective layer on your eye with a suction cup. It's obviously, it's more sophisticated, but I think it's the same thing. It uses air pressure to open up that area

and then they use the laser. And then have you seen 2001 space Odyssey yeah that's what it looks like oh the ending the ending like it doesn't make any sense it's like a laser shitty laser show I love 2001 I love that movie but it's a movie I cannot show anyone. Why not? I feel like it starts so slow. It's very movies. Yeah, and it just takes a long time to get to the meat of the movie. It's like, if you show someone and be like, hey, watch this movie I love.

The first hour and a half is really slow, but the second hour, it's really great. You're just sitting there and just kind of keep glancing over them, glancing over them, hoping they enjoy it. And it just keeps getting awkward and awkward and awkward. There's like no dialogue for the first 25 minutes, right? Yeah, it was just chimps chucking stuff around, isn't it? Right.

Yeah, I just want the space bit. And then even once they get to the space bit, it's like forever just showing the space craft and- That rotating set is awesome. Yeah, it holds up. Well people, the movie holds up, yeah, I think they basically built a giant, almost fair swill, right? Like a giant wheel that the guy would, or I guess a- There's a flat end to the perfect. A hamster, a hamster wheel right like a giant wheel that the guy would or I guess a

I'm there's a fly to the perfect hamster hamster wheels probably a better they they when that movie was filmed it predated monitors and computer displays that's crazy but they had monitors and computer displays in the movie as like a way to interact with computers. It's just a TV though isn't it right but that's not the way you interact with a computer there was no display for computers at the time. What did you have to do, like mail it? Put something? Yeah, you mail.

Like punch cards. They had like video conference calls or what he was talking about his daughter. I think they had Velcro before that was Velcro's thing to you. Oh really? Yeah. Like the woman has Velcro shoes

which is walking around the spaceship. I feel like a lot of the early inventions, you could just invent because everyone wanted it and it was so obvious. Like we should have video phone. Oh, I feel like a lot of the early inventions you could just invent because everyone wanted it and it was so obvious like we should have video phone Oh, I feel like I feel like wheel But I feel like I feel like thousands of people would have invented video phone like individually on their own They'd be like we need this but now they would come up with the idea, but they wouldn't be able to implement it right but now people are Inventing cups that tell you to drink more. Yeah,, we're really just clutching at crap at this point.

I think I saw, so CES is about to start. So like here comes the whole new wave of like bullshit stuff that Bernie's going to love and be kind of all be shit. Like a brain triangle. Right. But they, I saw today there was a, I'm here with what it was called. I should have, I should have researched this. But there was a, like a new device that scans your food to tell you how much sugar is in it.

And it's aimed for like diabetics, and for people who need to monitor their sugar intake, it's like a little device that you put on your food or take a picture of your food. I don't remember how it works. I'd really look into it. And then it just tells you how much sugar you're ingest by eating that.

It's cool. Which seems like that's useful. Yeah, if you need to keep an eye on that. And is that CES? So it'll be out in 20 years. Yeah, and I think some company company I think it might have been LG was talking about how they're showing like an 18 inch foldable rollable OLED display. It's like Cool how long many years are we gonna see that you know before they'll finally fucking sell it? So what's the like the next logical big invention? I think it's holograms, right? It's got to be holograms

What's the view? next logical big invention? I think it's holograms, right? It's got to be holograms. What's the view? Like you need a hologram. What? It's fucking cool. Can you imagine me? Then that's not me. Yeah, it's so cool though. We're imagine it's like instead of video calls.

It's like Star Wars. You see like a 3D representation of someone and you talk to them. And everyone looks like the Emperor. Phone sex would be way better too. Because if you like. He was the one to feel it there. You can't like put your knob in a hologram.

You could put it in like like maybe don't make that With it I mean that's how the We're gonna do some more that's how in Star Trek how the fuck Star Trek Hey come down. Come on. Sorry, but then you get like too excited and you just on a hologram You're like oh shit not gonna clean that up. It's like all over your floor I feel like he made out I feel like like shit stats is becoming closer to reality. Yeah. I feel like eventually that's gonna be common.

What is that? We invented it on this podcast. It's the toilet seat that weighs you. Before and after? Well, it just weighs you during. Why would you want to tell? You can tell like it gives you shit stats. So I saw it.

It tracks your speed. Yeah, like over time, like say you take 20 years, it's like your biggest shit was in December of 2070. I think you're too late of shit. Yeah. And like most shit in like a small period of time. I saw someone, you know, obviously if this our first podcast of 2016, yeah, at the end of 2015, I saw some guy on Reddit post that for all of 2015,

he kept notes on every time he took a dump. And like at the end of the year, he like knew how many dumps he had taken 25, how many dumps was it? It was like 400, that was like, that seems like a lot of dumps. That's more than one a day. Yeah, that's about on par. I'd be like, I'd be up there, 600, 700 probably. What? That's your shit today. How do you have time to do the job? I have a lot of calories that I got it in take, so you know. Oh, so it's just like, convenient.

That means that most of your food is completely used to steal body. It just has to go all the way through and then back up. Well, you're like always covered in feces. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. At any given moment. Is there a food? Well, like you got it on there. Is there a food that is 100% useful to your body?

Like you eat it and nothing comes out. What? Never mind. Let's go. Water, food makes sense. Now, sellers all water. Let me make some. Now, cellars all water. Yeah.

I think you... Oh, what was your question? What is there any food that's like 100% absorbable that there is no waste created from? Uh, I don't think that's a thing. That's the future. People are gonna invent pills that fully... Well, that's kind of like body new shoes.

The anus will disappear over time. Well, that's kind of like... It will be all Barbie and Kins. Well, it's kind of like, we'll be all barbie and kins. Well, it's kind of like the Martian. Did you ever see the movie or read the book? Yeah. And like he talks about how, you know, he can take all the vitamins.

Like he's got all the vitamins he needs that eating food just becomes about taking in calories to maintain his body. Mm-hmm, right. Yeah, that's a chore. That's the thing. You need pills so you don't have to crab, you need pills like you just don't have to eat.

I just take a pill and I'm fine. It's like the idea of going and getting food and chewing it Yeah, that is exos they say some people live to eat and some people eat to live and I pretty much just eat so I don't die Yeah, it's a good way. Yeah, it's like oh man. I have an eating in like eight hours So shove something and I'll tell what it is just shove it down Brandon This isn't a podcast is actually an intervention for you. You don't leave the office to eat anymore, and it concerns me. Because you gotta get out. You're in a windowless office, it scares me.

What do you eat then? What does he eat? You answer. You answer. I'm sorry, I didn't get you anything today, I was supposed to eat lunch. Well, I was out. You were supposed to.

Well, I mean, you were supposed to. You're concerned about him not eating? You didn't even go full. He's like my gerbal, and I let him die. He's been eating food. When he got that about the 100% food shit, he was like my, he's like my gerbil and I just let him die. He's been eating food. When he got that about the 100% food shit, he was like all over that. He's like, yeah, because I don't have to chew anymore.

I can just drink. Yeah, but everyone does that. When he does that chewing, it's like going out, ordering, coming back. It takes a lot of time. You pull out a lot of time on lunch every day. Yeah. You put it at full.

It's a mental health break. It's you need that. I guess so. But everyone who does that dumb space food, they're all like saying, oh, it's terrible, it tastes crap. I just put bananas in it. At that point, he's just eating a banana. I'm not, I'm actually, I'm trying to get through these

as quickly as I can, I'm getting off of it. Yeah, sucks. No, it doesn't suck, it's just like, I think there's a lot of sugar in it for one. But it's also, yeah, it's like, it's nice to leave the office and get some food. I'll have it for like onset. So it's like, you know, it's nice to leave the office and get some food. I'll have it for like, on set. So it's like, I'm on a shoot day,

craft services is serving shit, and I just need to get a meal in me, then I'll take this for sure. But if it's like, lunch at the office and it's like, I'll go just pull it. That is the worst. That is my least favorite thing about going to shoot to Taco Ultimate for a swell problem here, by the way,

is all of the junk food on a set. And it's just like, oh, I'm not on camera right now. I'm gonna see how much of this I can eat. And it's just like cookies and granola bars and tacos. Every shoot that I've directed is sometimes my shakes. Like four months, I've finished like two sleeves of Ritz crackers.

And I'm just like, oh, good. I'm eating and I'm like, why am I eating this? Like I'm not even hungry. And it's just there. And I'm just gonna eat. And shoots away, but I thought I always make you get a large maca frappuccino from Starbucks. It's true.

Cause that is just, it's so delicious. Like the internal CPA will come up and they'll be like, anyway, one Starbucks and you'll be like, I'm gonna maca frappuccino and then you'll be like, oh, damn, should I? Yeah, it is. All right, well, Gavin said so. It's true.

Yeah, I like to be a bad influence. It's good. I like the frappuccino, it's good. I like to eat it, it's like 520 calories. It's not like a bitch counting calories, but like that's a lot. That's like, yeah. It's a lot of calories. It's good. I look for a few things. I look for the other things like 520 calories. It's not like a bitch counting calories, but like that's a lot. That's like, yeah. A lot calories.

It's so good. It's for drinking. For sodas. Yeah. And all sugar. Your teeth are just rotting in your face. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm always worried. So like I always have this recurring, well not always, but every now and then I'll have this recurring night. There may be like twice a, where in my dream, I'm like eating something or talking to someone, and I feel like a piece of a tooth chip off. And I'm like, oh, what is that? And then as I'm talking or as I'm doing whatever,

like slowly all of my teeth start to shatter. And then I can feel it in my mouth, and I'm embarrassed and trying to hide it. And this last time I had the dream, I could feel like the nerve endings also, like coming out of the roots. And it was like, I could feel like my mouth. And then in my dream, I started like trying

to discreetly spit it out. And it's just like a mess of like broken teeth and like nerves and yeah, and blood and this pink goo. What did nerves look like? It just, it looked almost like pink spaghetti. Is that actually what I don't know. I don't know. That's in my dream. That's what it looked like. You ever watch a Rennon Stimpy? Yeah. Is that episode where you think they pulled out like Renn's tooth or whatever? And then like it's bloody and then there's just giant stem is left in its place.

And it's like one of the most excruciating things to watch in a cartoon ever. Rince, have you had some pretty crazy movies? I have some weird wet dreams. No, that's a common dream. People are key thing. I hate that dream and I have it every now and then. It's like stress related or something. I have a recurring dream where small stuff is massive.

Do you have that? Small stuff is massive. So wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, let's try to figure this out. Yeah. Gavin has recurring dreams where small stuff is massive penis is just like I'm gonna imagine that it's like he's going about his day-to-day life and then just like one thing like a grape is all of a sudden the size of

a house and huge and he has to deal with it because it's his grape yeah I just imagine like a coke bottle that's like half his size and like trying to open it and like lift it up. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah. It's basically stuff that, like stuff that's small to me like this. This would look like this. And then all of a sudden, it's going into a coke bottle.

Yeah, this like can be. But then all of a sudden, I'd be like microscopic and in comparison to it. And then it would get small. So, Matt, that stuff is big. But it's just normal sized stuff. I'm like, I'm getting really, yeah, I'm just really tiny. But next to like really small massive stuff.

And it's like making me like sink down to the floor. And it's like really tripped. So the dream is that you are shrinking. Or small stuff is big. How do I know if the room isn't getting bigger? Is everything big? Then it's you who's small. That's the opposite.

I was trying to clarify. What's the strangest thing that's like gotten big or you've gotten small next to? You're like, oh man, what if you're having like a sex dream? And then you just suddenly just like, you're just like tiny. I don't have that sex dream in my life. Not that evening, I can remember.

You don't have a sex dream. I barely remember any dreams at all. If I remember a dream in a month, I think it means you don't sleep enough per night. It's possible. So, when you sleep, how long do you sleep at a typical night? Mm, like six hours.

You're using the same thing below. What about you, Blake? I try to get about eight. I can go off, like for four days, I can get like six, and I'll be functional. But like, at some point, I need to catch up like over the weekend. What about you, Gavin? Seven or eight?

Seven, probably. I think typically during the week, I'll get like seven. Then on the weekend, I'll try to get a little more. I'm usually down by one, up by eight. Okay. What's wrong with my glasses? No, it's just the glass in them. It's like made of a third by these frames. Yeah, if you can, I'm looking at camera. It like warps. Yeah, like if you turn your head more profile on, stop looking at the

monitor and just turn your head. There you go. Did you buy those? Yeah, you go. Yeah, I bought these. Yeah, what about the pattern? I bought you something What about the pattern like attracted you to those? Oh, like it's like a leopard Turtle shell, tortoise shell. Yeah, tortoise shell. I don't know. I thought they look kind of cool I was actually I was I was gonna get these I was against I really wanted to get some big square Child and luster glasses, but my my My home with a child when you buy no unfortunately you have to go find those on your own next to a playground or whatever with some luster glasses, but my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my technology. No, for real. I've been to so many like like you know like all these glasses places and they've been like we can't physically make these glasses. They are your prescription so bad. Okay, so is that going to get worse at a time as you age? Yeah, I think so. I

think eventually I might get lase it. And then you know, who knows I might you know, continue wearing glasses after I get lase it and you know, I'd like to like, I still need them. That's another reason I don't get lase it. Is that with glasses, my vision corrects to better than 2020. So it's like, why would I want to? But what's the point of 2020 if there's better than 2020? Right. I'm on my 20-20.

I'm on my 20-20. I'm on my 20. I'm on my 20. I'm on my 20. I'm on my 20. I'm on my 20. I'm on my 20. I'm on my 20.

I'm on my 20. I'm on my 20. I'm on my 20. I'm on my 20. I'm on my 20. I'm on my 20. I'm on my 20. I'm on my 20. I'm on my 20. I'm on my 20. I'm on my 20. What's the maximum? Uh huh. What's like the best vision as a 2021 or something? 21 or something?

That is like 2015 or something. How do you, how do you, so last year? Yeah, there you go. Here, let me read this. You read that. When I'm minding this, this is for the podcast is brought to you by Audible.com. Thanks to Audible.com for supporting us.

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Huge reveal right that is gonna happen in the first episode like you see the poster of the new season of Game of Thrones Yeah, but it's ambiguous. You don't know yeah, but they have to touch on it somehow and it's not even a It's not addressed in the latest book People asked him if the new season of the TV show would spoil the books and he said yes and no. And I honestly, at this point, they diverged so much. I almost look at them as two different entities. Yeah, I thought they're falling to walking dead where they're just like, well, but there's a thing of like,

I mean, what the hell happened to that guy? Yeah, that's the thing and it's, yeah, there's still, I think it's not as bad as walking dead. There's still a lot more book centered and book related in the TV show, but I mean, there's some things that are just radically different characters that don't exist. So, I never read the books, but I'm all caught up on the show. On my street boss, really, I actually got to like, quantists, they actually like, showed

Game of Thrones, sort of like, watched like the entire fifth season on the way there. Plus class. We've, we've rooster teeth bro, were you talking about? No, but is the book completely caught up to the show or vice versa right now? In certain parts. Yeah, so oh because the the the the the the kid with the Grand is yeah, he's off fucking around somewhere. He's coming back in the season. Okay, he's storyline finished in the previous season. Isn't he like 28 now? He's like six people. Yeah, so the most recent season of the TV show

caught up to and passed the books a little bit in some areas. Okay. And then now it's just like That's it. I mean everything's gonna be brand new not touching the book at this point brand No, haha. They released a promo image of him like this But what are the scenes that he had filmed for the upcoming season and he grew the fuck up Whether the scene said he had filmed for the upcoming season and he grew the fuck up He's a bit he's like six feet tall like you said. Yeah, even the last one that he was in the last Wait, so I mean There's obviously the fate of a certain character is kind of ambiguous at the moment They're using the shit out of that in a promotional images and that's what I'm saying

It's like they have to deal with this. No, no, I don't mention Jon Snow at all. It's for real. Alright. Very good. It's on the post, right? It's on the post. I mean, at this point, the show has been wrapped for a long time. But as you haven't seen it at this point, it's obviously not on your priority list.

I hear that, like, okay, so... BEEP. BEEP. Wait, what? Hey, how's gun you fucking No, that's not a thing that will be a thing. I just put a big. Oh bleep We didn't even want to say Three years without his point

Sorry, I'm so sorry there's only one thing Is that like why what what was the thought processing your brain? I don't I don't read the books and I know that they're diverging it hasn't happened and Okay, but I thought it was something that they abandoned because the person that I talked to about it They said that it wasn't something supposedly they have abandoned that for the team. I Don't know for certain. Okay, you know, it's not gonna. I'm not even gonna enjoy sitting there watching and waiting for it to happen or not to happen It's like every time. Oh, I'm really red right now. I'm so sorry. I'm gonna change the subject I've a legit concern. Do you ever worry that when you die? I can't leave you seriously. Why? You hear you're like, oh, gone. Me being serious. Yes. Do you ever worry that when you die, you become a ghost that can't move from

where you die? Like, you just have to like, see the use as a ghost, exactly where your body got annihilated, but you just stuck there for eternity. So, and then I was worried, worrying about what if I'm in like an ed disaster where two planes crash mid air, and I'm just stuck at 35,000 feet with like a bunch of people I don't like, is it forever? Okay. Is it cold? No, I mean, look, come on, ghost law, law or or you could be Elvis in your haunting a shitter Is that still that that toilet? I'm sure it's in Graceland. Yeah, why who would you remove that that I'm sure it's on their tour Oh, mom, I see it. Let won't be the coolest Place to be as a ghost the coolest place to be as a ghost? The coolest place to be as a ghost.

I feel like underwater would be the worst. Film porn set. That's under what's bad too. Oh no, I don't want to see that. I keep you fun. Doing what? You're like you died during a porn shoot and you just haunt the porn. Place forever, you're watching porn.

Ooh. No, no. You don't have a penis in the house. The masturbating ghost. Yeah're the master baiting ghost. Ooh, it's spooky. Okay, how about this? Movie theater. Because then you get to...

That's great. For eternity. As long as that theater still exists. Unless you died with your eyes closed. You come on. You're dying in a physical state too, that you were in or whatever. No, you've been in the same position, maybe you can look around. What if you died in a movie theater, but you were facing the wrong way You're facing away from the screen. Okay

You just So you've been trying to watch it in like the reflection of the projection window You hope that blade sits down in front of you so you can see it in the reflection of his glasses Okay, so now I'm interested know, what is your ideal afterlife? What, if you win you die, what do you want to happen to you? Gavin frees conscious. Oh, God. I can't believe that.

Wow. I'd like to just do it again. Just be inside my own head again. Okay. You wouldn't wanna like live through another person's body or something or Saying like you come back and you're just on the right along and you're a body and just like you forget so much of your life Yeah, it'd be cool just to see it again. I wouldn't be able to control it. I just watch it again So okay fast forward or would you be stuck?

Yeah, I could skip round. I just have like life DVR basically. That would actually be really cool because then there's like old moments like from long time, you're like, ah, this is going to have relevance in the future. Okay, here's my put. It wouldn't just be limited to my life. It would be everything from like a thousand years ago to two thousand years in the future. And I could DVR around and I could free cam and look at stuff. So you're in Halo 3 Yeah, so I'd be like I'd be like yeah, all right. Well, what happened with JFK like what happened was a

Lecron and I just You still couldn't figure it out. Wouldn't that be really frustrating? I'll be so annoying No, you go watch the bullet. What if it's like bad security camera? It just like dropped a few frames and skipped over I'll be like what or it's like all your view is the subruder film. Yeah. You're like, oh shit. I think it's cool. Yeah, that'd be good. I'd pick that.

So are you saying like a way, like for instance, if I wanted to see what this would look like in 10 billion years, I could see it. Yeah, yeah. No, that's amazing. When like the earth or the sun consumes the earth and you could watch yourself like banging people from different angles and stuff. Like being on a porn set. Yeah. The brain's dream come true. when the earth or the sun consumes the earth. And you could watch yourself banging people from different angles and stuff. Like being on a porn set.

The brain's dream come true. Yeah. Yeah, I like this version of Gavin's Heaven. I feel like the DVR in my life though might be kind of depressing at times because I would just see myself watching renders on the TV or not. I'd be like, this is so much.

You had such a limited window of life. And you chose to do this. This is what happens. Watching Brandon's life as a ghost would be hell. I think if you actually knew that you were gonna get that at the end of your life, you'd live your life very differently. Yeah, you'd be like, you'd be living and you'd be like, I'm gonna hate watching this layer.

This sucks, I'm gonna do something good. Yeah, but if you are, you don't have to watch it. You skip that shit. Oh, they're not on care. Like I'll just do a couple of exciting things and rewatch those. I feel like sometimes to be like the office where you would like look over like your shoulder

into where you think you're gonna be looking and like make contact with yourself. Like, oh, look what happened. We're spiking the limbs. Yeah, I can believe that just happened. Oh, making a face. Yeah, there's like moments of drunkenness where I'll stop and then I'll just like really contemplate

what I'm doing. I will remember this moment of clarity in what stupid decision I just made and then I'll just continue on with the drunken night. It's, it's, it's, If you had to recall every memory of your life. Mm-hmm. How long would that take?

Like, if I said, If I said, if I said as long as you've been alive. No, because you forget most of it. I think so if you had to, okay, I see. Yeah, so if I remember, If I said, like, the age of 11 on, everything before that, nah. Like if I said, tell me everything that you did

since when you turned 20 to right now. How long would you be talking for like an hour? Well, you wouldn't be right. I hope it would be more than an hour. Can you actually do it? I think so. Really? Oh, see what you're saying.

Yeah. I didn't think I'd do like to talk a lot. Yeah. So I do like to talk a lot. Yeah. So I do have that going. I just feel like you forget like 95% of the details of your entire life. Well, what's the age of your earliest memory? I think it reminds like two.

Really? Yeah. I think it reminds like four or five. I think I remember around two also. I remember some really early stuff. I was scared of a vacuum cleaner. So is it true that the more you remember something, the more that memory like deteriorates

and you just like start to forget it? I'm not crazy. I find that if the more you tell a story, the more that story like overrides the original memory, to the point where you've like left details out of the story and then you forget them. My first traffic ticket, I can like remember how it kind of actually happened and how I told it and then now they're like kind of blending a little bit. But I guess

me saying that makes me really never mind. Do you feel like you're a lawyer? Yeah. You feel like some of the things you remember, you're not rest, you might be remembering remembering it. Like it might not be real. You just might remember thinking something happened does that make sense? Yeah Makes sense. Yeah, nothing. It's all gone It's the memory It's just all gone stir it up. It's depressing thought. Yeah, what a depressing thought it's so gone Yeah, I mean, I it's like if you ask me like age 10 to 20 and be like well here's seven things all right What did you do that what how do you know? 29 alright, what did you do? How do you know? 29.

All right, what did you do? What have you done since you turned 29? Watched renders. I don't know. Didn't go out to eat lunch. No. Stayed inside. No windows.

I don't know, I haven't gone. It's like when you don't have like life events, like you're not going out in vacation or doing anything crazy. When's the last time you took a vacation? Like days off or when somewhere? Like when somewhere, like took serious time off. That wasn't work related.

Yeah, I went to Mexico. I went to Mexico for a few days to Monterey, like, I don't know, eight months ago. There was a blockbuster there. Oh, that was cool. That's cool. I mean, it wasn't really like much of a vacation. It was like seeing family.

Like vacation probably when we went to Disney World, like two years ago. I was a part of your last vacation. Yeah, that's sad. I'm sorry. Hey, Blaine. What's up? You got a lady? It's a weird transition.

I mean, you're not told during the headlights look. Let's hit it. What we got? Well, I visited San Francisco to visit a lady friend. How'd you guys meet? Oh, fuck you guys. You came out here, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we ends up that we went to several conventions, I think, four or five conventions together, and we've been within a 10-foot distance of one another and have never met. And then...

How do you know you're within 10-foot distance? Because we've rechased our steps and been like, oh yeah, I was at that party and she's an attendee. She or she would be like, yeah yeah, I was at that party and she'd be, and she's an attendee. And she's an attendee. She or she would be like, yeah, no, well, maybe. Sure, yes, yeah. I don't wanna give away this person. Is this someone famous? Oh.

Oh. So, Blaine, you're the worst liar, the worst like person I've ever seen trying to cover up. Oh, you know, I wanna be able to tell the story because I don't wanna piss off the people at home that'll listen to you like this. Without saying anything, do I know? Maybe.

Oh, you're thinking of that, Pert. Are you thinking of that? No, no, no. Is it Felicia Day? No, you heard it here first. It's not Felicia Day. We're not playing the guessing game either. But no, so we've retraced our steps.

We've been like, oh yeah, I was here and I was like, oh, well I talked to that person. Oh, I was talking to that person. I was like, oh, you were, you know, so we like, yeah, we've been to several things together and have never once ran into her. And the only reason I found her was she hit him or her. She contacted me via social network

or whatever they like commented on something. then I was like who's this person Then I we always were talking and then yeah, have you deleted Tinder? Yeah, yeah This is just because I don't like coming out about you know like it's like an added level of pressure now because like people know about it Yeah, I hear you but I didn't know about it. I like San Francisco how long were you there? Oh, six days. I'm giving them one out. Five or six days? Thank you.

No, it was a cool town. I got to visit. What colors are ha? So a couple, I can't even say that because, you know, a couple of trips are going on. Oh, so you can't say it because it's like a unique color. A couple of trips are going on. When I went to San Francisco earlier this year, I went with my in-laws

and we stayed at the Fairmont there, which I guess is an old hotel. I guess it opened right around the time that San Francisco had that big earthquake at the turn of the century. And they have an interesting thing there where on the roof of the hotel, they have a garden with a bunch of flowers and beehives.

And then they use the honey from those beehives for like all of the different honey based dishes that they serve in the restaurant. That's a great idea. While I was with this he or she. It doesn't say who you're dating. I already transitioned. It was ready to talk about it.

Yeah, it was. You told him to straight back into it. No, sorry, sorry. Well, we're in the lifeline. Fuck it, we're doubling it down. While I was in San Francisco, there apparently is a bar that used to be a speakeasy and while Prohibition was a thing the current president of the time I can't remember who was in this makes a story less cool

Was there and then they died in that bar, but they had a tunnel. It goes in still in the huh? It's ghosts is still in there watching So this they had a tunnel what McK kind of i think it's a can maybe what's the mccony's full name anyway so they they they didn't want the president of the united states to be found in a speakease during prohibition so they transported uh... his or her body his body to uh... the hotel across the street through a tunnel

and they like put it up in uh... you know in a bed and they all died in sleep. They didn't weaken to Bernie's hand like that. The president backed to Washington DC. Nobody can know. He used to finish his term. But yeah, and then it came out like 20 years later that that was, yeah, he was in a speak easy. So history.

Um, so speaking of it, don't fucking do it. You're speaking of speak easy. Yeah. You said, Brandon sent me this video earlier today that I guess this, this bouncer wore a GoPro outside of a bar on New Year's Eve just to show like all the shit he has to put up with. I think it was New Year's Eve 2014

and it's just like I cannot imagine being a bouncer. After watching that video on that VLS. It was in Canada. Those guys get shit on. He said sorry a lot. He was the nicest monster ever. Yeah. But just listening to him have the same conversations

over and over and over. It's so frustrating. And nothing's more obnoxious than talking to somebody who's really, really drunk when you're sober. Yeah, they're all, and then, is you're like telling them no? Yeah, they're all really drunk, really angry. They can't get their story straight. and he's like super sober and super calm and just like like a parent talking to an upset child

That's awful. Yeah, when I was you can't come in you got kicked out no you know You there's we're not letting you back in did he got kicked out punch any faces in this video? No, huh? Some Canada. Oh snowy. They don't they hugged in a't punch. They are not dressed in the snow city. It's Canada. No, it's yeah It's I looked it up. I looked up the name of the bar. You can see it. It's it was in London, Ontario Oh, yeah, they oh shit Yeah, that's a close to the come to physical confrontation But he just like goes up to the guy and it's like hey, you do put your arms down. We're not gonna fight You know, we don't want to hit you

You like you just need to calm down, walk away. Back before I worked at Mr. Cheese. I assume the guy's giant, too. Yeah. It seems like it might be like chess level and it's still like head level first. Yeah, he's still most people. Yeah. There was a, the bar I was at the other day,

there was a guy there who's a bouncer at another bar, like in Dallas, and he's a pretty big dude. He apparently was like having words with these girls that were next to us and so they leave and I think the girls friend or maybe boyfriend comes back into our area to like, you know, confront this guy. But he obviously had no idea what the guy looked like. And I just imagine like walking in that room be like, I'm gonna show this guy's boss,

like you can't do that. And then seeing him being like, oh fuck. Like I gotta go in, make my peace, and get out of here as soon as possible. I went to Texas A&M to visit a friend when I was going to college, and there was this bouncer, he's the largest man I've ever seen in my life.

I mean, I just, I felt like a 10-year-old next to an adult man. I was walking through, he checked my adenance, and I was like, okay, that's it. And then I started walking in, he's like, he just stuck out his hand, he didn't say stop or anything, he just stuck out his hand. And he was like getting hit by a log,

and he's like, he got a poor wristband on. And he like, I stuck out my hand, and he put the wristband on for me. He's the most immasculating thing. He's just this massive fucking dude. He's like, tying a little piece of string to a twig. Yeah, and it was like normally I feel like, you know, you're tying as loose,

so he kind of ties it for you. He tries to shoot. But like normally whenever I like me a guy, even if it's a really big guy, I size him up and be like, I think I have a chance against, this guy was just like, I'd be fucked. Like he'd be, every guy you meet,

you're like, oh, I could take him. That's, you don't do that? That's like, no, I've never done that. I've never done that. Because usually when 95% of people would kick your face in it. It's like, no point playing. The point of playing has to look at me and he knows. He can't handle this.

It's not happening. With these glasses, yeah. Yeah, I shouldn't be picking fights with these glasses. Yeah, once the glasses fall off, there's no. You can't see anything. Mm. No. Have you ever been in a fight playing?

Nope. Anybody? Oh, when I was a little kid, like, I don't know, like, eight or nine or something. Bit of a smooth doctor. Daycare was pretty rough. Rough times. Getting your room to fight? No, I tell the story.

I just thumped someone in the back of the head once, because he was like, choking one of my friends and I just, like, his head and run. Since we always make these, like, promises that we'll do stuff together outside of the podcast and then we never fill them, should like getting like a fight together human me Like go to a bar and like pick a fight with some people. I'd be fun. Oh like a terrible idea We do this after we watch the matrix together the whole series Some done that. Yeah, what if it makes the news of like what the people we start to fight with know us I mean, I'm sure I still got a plane out downtown. I'm super excited. They beat the show

You get kicked out of the country yeah, I'd get deported immediately. I'd be fine. Yeah, let's go pick fight Oh, so in dance and town if you see something dangerous going on Do you just like run away like there's something? Absolutely, it's just like honestly you like you got to wait up. You're gonna be like is it? I'm gonna get caught in this and maybe like get blinded or something really serious is it worth it maybe not hmm what's it like I was in a a massive scuffle once in a bar there were like 20 people like all just trying to punch each other it was like people just doing like front crawl into a big

dude's and that was just blind all over the ceiling why the? I don't know, just drunken people, fine. Just chaps, English chaps. When you found those. One time I went to, I don't even know if it's still open, there was that bar on Sixth Street, the library. Oh yeah, that's what we're in. I walked into the library once and it was years ago,

it was probably God, it was probably 15 years ago, or something. And I was gonna go upstairs, so you walk in, you walk past the bar and you're left and there's like a staircase to go up. And I walked up to the staircase, and I like kind of slipped a little. I'm like, oh, someone was to spill something.

And I looked down, and it was just, it was a giant puddle of blood. Oh my God. I was like, oh, cool. I guess there's no need to like clean that up, right? They have the, the pirate ship wheel when you went. I don't remember ever seeing that. So I'm gonna see either no

or I was too drunk to remember. Be a terrible way to die is slipping on someone else's. Slipping basically on someone else's life. Or ending you all. We'll be hit your head. You don't know if like is this my blood or his blood? Is that the bar that it has the guys bathroom

that has like the one way mirror? That's the aquarium. Okay. Right? Quirram's clothes now. I thought that was one of the bars that guys shut down when they did the whole drug raid thing. We used the aquarium. Okay. Right? Quarriums. Clothes now. I thought that was one of the bars that got shut down when they did the whole drug raid thing.

Well, you used to be able to go to the guys' bathroom and like at a urinal, you could just see the bar. Yeah. I'm pretty sure that's fucking cool. That was the aquarium. Yeah, was it? Or whatever it is now. I don't know.

I'm an old man. I don't go down to six trees. Don't love anywhere. I was going to say when we were watching that thing, my internship before I worked for Rooster Teeth was with a magazine company that distributed on campus and they do it on a couple of college campuses. Studdybreak? Studdybreak's magazine.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, so I was producing their web content. Yeah, it's the broeiest, fratiest fucking magazine I hated it because I was just producing shit that I didn't believe in. But one of the things that I was like, you know, we should do something on six streets. So I made a show called Drunk Trivia. And I would go down and I would shoot people answering just pretty easy trivia questions,

but they're just fucking blasted. So I just like find frat guys and sorority girls. And I would go down there every weekend. I started to get recognized as like the study breaks guy. And one time I remember encountering some guys, and I made this one dude in my first field with like a total asshole. And apparently it got like around the frat houses. I ran into some people and I was like, you're the study breaks guy and I was like, yeah,

do you see my stuff? And I was like, yeah, one of our frat brothers was in your first video, it was the guy in the white polo and I was like, oh yeah, how's that going? And he's like, oh, we love it bro. So like they're like totally cool. It's like a badge of honor. Yeah, yeah. But it's, so like they're like totally cool. Like a badge of honor. Yeah, yeah. But it's fucking sucks because interacting

with drunk people in your sober is just the worst. Well, no, I mean, when we did recaps downtown, that was the most fun that I had. It's like interacting with people, like an interview or something like that, that's fun. We, yeah, but we got pretty tipsy when we went down there too though. Fair enough.

Yeah, that was fun. We peed in an alleyway together. You remember the weirdest things in the world? How did I say like that? I guess that's the final point. I guess that's the thing I've done in the last decade. It was fun. We filmed, God, I mean, this has been a long time now.

But a couple of years ago, we filmed those. We ended up scrapping it. We filmed that polished podcast intro. We were going to transition to transition, but Bernie killed it. Thanks, Bernie. And... Why do you get rid of it? He thought it looked too slick.

He thought it was like too high production value and people wouldn't like it. I was there for years. Yeah, and I pretended like I was taking a dump in an alley. Yeah, it was like, it's like some homeless dude walking behind his like this and in the shot, I was like, hey, what's going on here? You acting like your homeless

That's cool. And I was like oh my god. That was that was you me Brandon investor I remember shooting that in this fucking homeless guy would not leave you alone Do we have any of that footage to show I look for it recently I wanted to show it at an event and we couldn't find it But guess I remember you were like you pulled your pants on me like all right. Are we ready? You pants ready? You did it? Pull them down and then the guy came up and you're like, I'm sitting there with my ass hanging in here

with some fucking homeless thing. You actually pulled your pants off. And you're like walking up to me like talking, you're like, oh my god. You pulled your underwear off? I sure were not. Yeah, he was showing, he was showing crack. But I remember he was like,

what if you're an obflupped down between the legs? That's an extra bonus. The homeless guy the more, he was like, hey, you acting homeless. Yeah, that's exactly what he said. But I felt bad. I was like, well, it's not like, so what was everyone else's intro?

I never did one. We only did two or three. No, we did Barbara's at Pete's. Yeah. She was up there. She was listening to the guy play the piano. She was looking a nice, like, jazzy dress or whatever. And I remember you tipped that guy like $100.

Because I remember you put money into the tip jar. I was a prop and then he was like, oh thanks, and he thought it was like, I didn't do that, that was someone else's suit. I was a, yeah. And then she steals the money and runs away. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, you put a lot of money in there and you lost one.

That was a prop. We did, alternate takes. One where it was like normal and like classy, like it was supposed to be like me just standing downtown and then the other one was like taking a dump. So it was like everyone was gonna have a good intro and a bad intro. And it was supposed to be like me just standing downtown and then the other one was like taking a dump. So it was like everyone was going to have a good intro and a bad intro and it was going to cycle and you know if that the homeless guy ever becomes a regular on the podcast, we'll at least have an intro for him too.

We'll have what for him. We'll have an intro for some of you. We worked we worked downtown. There was so many. I mean we saw someone like taking a crap in the parking lot next to the building. It is rough. There were people taking crap on a back door to our office. What the hell? Don't you remember that?

There was always the fucking fresh turd on the step leading into the back door. I felt like it was either a turd or someone tried to smash the handle off the door. God, it was the fucking worst. I do not miss working downtown. It wasn't even like an alley. It was like in a shop up the stairs. It wasn't even like- Oh right, yeah. It was like- Yeah, it was like-

It was like up in. You had to get into a place, a food place, and then go upstairs. And then see the sign that says, do not enter private. And then be like, oh, I'm gonna break that door. When I lived in UT, I lived in a co-op and drag rats. That's like the homeless people that live on Guadalupe.

They would used to break into our co-op space. Hey, that's their word, Blaine. Drag rats. That's their life. Did the Serhaya Archi, the queen king drag rat. Anyway, so they broke into, I don't know where I was going with that. They broke into our like basement stairwell or whatever. And they just took like, it was several of them.

I think United and took shits, like a lot of shits on the ground. And I remember there's this one kid, it's fucking lazy and I made him clean it and he threatened to open up a lawsuit against me for like making him clean all the homeless people shit. Yeah, it's a good time, you smell like ass. Okay. Good story.

Here, let me read this other thing here. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of talk. You know someone says. Are you okay? Can I read this? Stop thinking about feces. Just stop.

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I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. It's everything contacts toothbrush and all that stuff up here. It's very close. Yeah, yeah, no, it's like what if you get out of town? What if you shit your pants? What? I'm an adult. No, all of this shit twice a day, Blake. I'm not gonna shit my pants. Do you I need me on this because like those are the the the the underwear that you want to see like you want someone to see you in those underwear It's like the nice underwear the date underwear when you know you're going out and you might be seeing naked later, you wear those underwear, they're nice.

You'd wear them all the time. So do you, hey, when you put a nice underwear and you just, you end the night just taking them off you'll sell them loose? I can hate it, because it's like, you'd be like, can I just show you my underwear? I put them on, I mean, we don't have to do it. I just want some to see.

You have to go to color. It's like, oh, breaking out the black underwear. No, no, no. You've got to go with like vertical stripes to make it look longer. Oh yeah. No, I actually do have like the nice like, oh, these are like the out the black underwear. No, no, no, no, you got to go with like vertical stripes to make it look longer Oh, yeah, no, I actually do have like the nice like oh these are like the Zazion or like the fun ones, you know It's like a little polka dots and shit. What are you wearing right now? Plain do you own soapboxers?

Pull them up No, well, it's not it's not a bandy brand. I don't want to show who it is because it's not our sponsor But here I'll show you the color there you go blue It's more of a turquoise, it's my favorite color. Same color as my Jeep. It's intentional. There you go. Have you seen that video of the rat

in the New York subway that's going around? Yeah. What did you do? So there was that pizza rat that everyone was obsessed about, and it's like the rats carrying pizza. Yeah. But now they're calling this one Cosby Rat? Oh, I thought it was called cannibal rat

What did you want to do different rap videos? It was the same one. It was like there's either a passed out or a dead rat and this other rats are like dragging it along Yeah, oh my god This is like your buddy that you have to get home and you're like I got I hope it's just just a sleep Yeah, it's like it makes me think of like a war movie where he's like, he's trying to pull him out from the front lines, like trying to get him to the medic. Yeah, he got hit by a subway and he's just like, get out of here.

But it's weird. It's like, he's taking this probably dead rat and like carrying it down the stairs. Oh. It's, it's really bizarre. Yeah, I mean, they're intelligent animals. Like, what's the thought process? You've seen the video of the record with the pink thing. I know it is. Oh, it's cotton candy or fairy floss

Candy floss. Sorry. Have you seen this plane? Mm-hmm. He's like just holding it with his mouth or his hands and it It flows into water and dissolves immediately and the record is like Oh my god, it's the cutest thing. It just got to get all happened. I've seen another one like an alternative one of that where a raccoon has, has the cotton candy and he goes and he dips it into water intentionally and it just disappears and he's like, it's playing it. This is saddest in the world. Raccoons are so weird to me. It's like they're super smart. They've got like hands and they can do stuff and they have thoughts.

It's just, they freak me out a little. Like they plan stuff. How do they have most thoughts than any other animal? I feel like they're good problem solvers. Like they know how to get into your trash can. Yeah, yeah. I feel like they get hurt you too or give you a disease. Like I open my, one more time, I open the door,

and I'd let the trash out overnight, and then I opened it, and then the raccoon there, and the trash, and it just started looking at me, and I screamed and ran back in the apartment, and slammed the door. Because it diseases, and they didn't hurt you. Man, at least you had it like a man, man. Oh, what did you want me to go up and punch it?

Size it up, and then like I could take this raccoon. Oh, I just wanted to me to go up and punch it? Size it up. I just want to take this raccoon. Speaking of trash cans, did you see the really stupid thing the city of Austin did this year? So they sent every, well, I think, I'm just about every year, they send out a mailer with all of the recycling pickup days for the year, so that you know when your area is going to have their recycling pickup, because in Austin, it's every other week they come and pick up days for the year. So that you know when your area is gonna have their recycle pick up because in Austin It's every other week they come and pick up the recycling So they sent out

Excuse me. They mailed out the calendars to everybody in the city of Austin this year. They forgot 2016's a leap year Oh, so there's no February 29th on that calendar, which immediately so after February 28th the calendar is absolutely worth less Compa everything is a day off. Are these like leaflets, like pamphlets that they sent out? Yeah, it's like you unfolded, it was bigger, like when it unfolded, it was bigger than the side pad. Oh my god, that's a lot of paper that they just was. Yeah, it's just like. This is a leap, yeah?

Yeah. 2016, different by four. Something they wasted for a product that's- So think of the irony in this. They want to recycle things. They want to make sure that they're saving your- so they print all these things to inform people to save, and then they just wasted so much. Yeah, it's like, well, throw it right in the recycling bed is the worst.

Isn't that something weird with leap years on? There is something worth it. There's an extra day. The, like, the thousandth day isn't the thousandth year isn't the leap year or something. Yeah. Oh, really? It's like the remainder remainder, remainder point zero is zero one eventually after a thousand years. So it relates into an addition. In the year, so then in the year 2000, that shouldn't have been a leap year. I don't know what that's some sort of thousand rule with leap years that makes it so they're not all the time. Maybe there's a specific year, like I don't know, 57 or something, but that's the year.

I guess. A year thousand. Rule. What are you guys' new years? How do you guys' new years? How many to Jack's house? How was that? It was fun. Why were you?

Okay. So. Oh, oh, new years event. Leap years occur in years. We'll get to that in a second. Leap years occur in years, we'll get to that in a second. Leap years occur in years exactly divisible by four, except the years ending in double zero are leap years only if they're divisible by 400. So 2,000 was divisible by 400.

Right, but 2,100. But 2,100 and 1,900 were not leap years. So we missed it. We're never gonna see that in our lives. We're never gonna witness that. Nope. So you guys might not. You gotta lift to 2100. Yeah, it's a goal.

Wait, that's totally possible. Wait. To the year 2100? 2100, yes. Because you can't see. Oh, y'all forget, y'all are way on the head. I mean, I'm gonna have to be 110. That's totally doable.

I'd have to be 12 22. I'm gonna live until It's like double I'll go to 2100 and I'll just be like fuck you and I'll die Just fuck you will I'll be dead you'll see say it to no one Oh They they died call back then you'll be 110 dead on a porn set 110 dead on a porn set Yes So When did it happen that everyone in Austin became an asshole about fireworks?

Well back in the city don't do it. It's like I think I was here I was kept awake listening to fireworks till like five in the fucking morning. I thought I was talking about enforcement Fireworks people still let them off. It's like fine. Whatever like I know people were talking about enforcement fireworks. People are still letting them on. It's like fine, whatever. Like, it shows it's illegal. People were doing that in like Christmas Eve. I could hear like the day before Christmas Eve. I could hear people fucking screaming and lighting fireworks till five in the morning. I think it's like gun rides. It's like I have a ride as an American to light fireworks. I think it just gets like the more you try to restrict people the more they're just gonna do it.

And it sucks because like it drives the dog crazy. Yeah, my dog kills your dogs. Unhappy. I had to sleep on the couch with him like tucked in right next to me so that he shut the fuck up. We drugged her. I gave him volume too. Volume? Yeah, well he's got my dog as a fucking prescription for volume. There I said it.

So yeah, I gave it all. Do you have any, do you have pet insurance? No, what does that mean? So yeah, I mean, do you have, do you have pet insurance? No, what does that mean? It's like you pay a company like, you know, monthly and then whenever your dog gets sick or something, like you know, it's like insurance. It's like, is this company's a rain by a prince

who's in Nigeria, Britain? No, it's a real thing. It's like a whole big industry. And at this point, like I had to take, I took the dog back into the vet. And then you call loop. No, and you know the sad thing is I have to, like if I talk about the dog going to the vet,

I have to make a disclaimer that it was not Lou that put it in there. That was the first thing I asked when I used to like, because I love pinials, like oh god, she's another conum or Lou. She found our leftover duck and ate a bunch of duck. Is duck bad for dogs? Duck is not great for dogs.

It is very fatty. Well, that's a fatty meat, but it's still, it's not like a red onion. Well, like, okay, so like, they had to do x-rays, and x-rays a dog on a cheap, yeah, it's like duck inside a darker bar. It's all like gas that had been built up. So it was like enjoy the next two days.

But yeah, it's like, you go and it's just like thing I've tested after test after test. I love that her tail's fucking curl. Dog's tails are weird. But that means she's happy though. You said that cinnamon bun is happy. Yeah, that's a little one's happy. And then she was like, She's great is like freak the fuck out.

Right, she should have been straight because she was getting next right. No, but she had a bunch of duck. She's like fuck, she's happy. She's happy. To cinnamon roll. Can you get live X-ray video? I don't know. Total recall, yeah.

That is so nice. I would want to sprint full speed and see if I can see all my stomach slosh like bladder bouncing around. I, when I was going to the airport once, I put my phone upside down to film it going through the X-ray thing. I was like, oh, I'll make a little travel video like every other asshole. It was so creative

And then I think the guy saw it and he took my phone and flipped it What he didn't want to just see the inside of a dock machine. I guess not what happens in there I don't know because it gets film it. Oh, you know what you can do. What's up? Do you have it? Do you have an Apple watch? Or no, I'm not cool if you have one of the blue to see through your camera. Oh He knows yeah, that was like the first thing he discovered when I got mine And he was like he and Daniel like this is the coolest thing ever I was like you guys are creeps because we were like right here I remember it and I made like you walks like all the way out outside of stage five

And I was still like yep still going still going I crack my watch you cracked it. I'm super impressed Still going still going I crack my watch you cracked it. I'm super impressed How bad? The entire corners like crack and it doesn't work like the pressure thing and I was like I guess I could take it in But I was like I'm so lazy. I was like I'll just send it in. That's why we're $10 KCO watches KCO Okay, I cast you as a cool man. You're not wearing watching you not wearing Are you over not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you're not wearing watch, you like an airline we can pass on here. Well, they're bringing out the second one, see? I don't know what the updates are going to be.

Better? Foster. And probably the base time you can like, you know, the future, talking your watch. Maybe a hologram that you can bang. Fuck yeah. All right. Did you get any help?

So I remember something. The last place I worked at before was Steve, we actually had the option to pay into and buy pet insurance. See? Yeah. So I guess, yeah, that's a thing. That company is no longer around for what it's worth. So take that with a grain of salt.

So this company, do they have like some sort of a scheme where you paid and then you'd slowly, would go down some sort of triangle-like shape? That's just, I just feel weird calling them and just asking them about like their coverage and be like, well, what if my dog eats this? What if my dog like chews through a box of condoms or eats a bunch of lube? I bet they've heard some pretty weird shit though. So I think you'd be okay. Like what if it's like, well, it depends what flavor was the lob. I'm telling you poison control new I was like it's this like is it this brand and did a little model. I was like it is exactly

Maybe the dude is just like really an elube that you were talking to me. Wait Why do you need loob? You're Let's go. Let's go No You're not dating This line of questioning you get it back even worse. Yeah, you're right. Play is not 70 you mumble your way through that and I'll translate for you to Brandon Go Brandon why why are you gonna wet? I'm cringing over here God it's good. Like you can go like you know God, it's good. Like you can go like, you know, stronger, faster, quicker.

And then for the guy, it's like you laughed a little bit. It's like a thing. Are you gonna translate for me too, End Blame? Yeah, wait, you lost longer? Yeah, yeah, it like helps you last longer. Because there's less like, there's less friction. I can see what he's saying Huh And it's like

God damn it, but also a dude a dude produces his own loop It's true after what no, no, no, not after I look at the cameras are saying that everyone is in this No, I can get it's called pre-com Okay, look at the cameras, you're saying that. Everyone's in this room. No, Gavin's, it's called pre-com, yeah. It is indeed, thanks, boy. Yeah, it's like that much. How much do you make for for you? Really? Are you dehydrated?

Yeah, I don't drink a lot of water. Oh! Is that how it's affected me? Is this is like, I just got like slime coming out at the end of the night. No! Yeah, it's not that much. Gus?

Gus, what'd you do for New Year's? I got a lot. A lot, pretty. I wonder if it's, what about you? What about me? A lot or a little? Pretty fair amount. I also rely on the partners that produce.

Maybe I make it up with the back end. Like the regular, it's like. I was like a milk carton. OK. Yeah, that's interesting. It's like a milk carton Yeah, that's interesting it's like a milk carton I mean eventually though after a while You know you you'll need it so you've never so you've never used Loube No Because well No, oh come on you said well. I'll explain

Let me let me translate again. Only in the butt. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. The truest podcast ever. A word winner. Yeah. I mean, after a while though, like if you've been going for a while, they lose the, you

know, and then you lose the what? You get a bit raw. Right. Yeah. I'm. Right. Yeah. I'm still transly. Yeah, for his mumble. But there's other ways, there's other natural ways to get around that. Are you, have you found a new subject that you're in?

Are there natural ways to get around that? I was looking for it, but you just kind of... Yeah. Speaking, okay. Yeah. Is that the most, like, detailed graphic we ever got on this podcast? I hate that it's me too, because... Oh, it ever gonna be you bling you had a bad run this podcast Well, no actually no so with Josh. I know I'm gonna get you for Christmas though next year. Do you take any to do?

Huh Is that a house party? No, I mean to bring any loop so I'm gonna I'm gonna save you I didn't need it so You know, I knew years typically people like go out and get really fucked up and visit friends and stuff. I hate all of that, I don't wanna see anybody. I just wanted to stay home and just get drunk at home.

But for the first time ever in my life on New Year's Eve, I got vertigo. That? Yeah, it's like I was fine, I ate dinner, then I was like, all right, New Year's Eve, gonna get fucked up, gonna sit down, play some video games. And then like, as soon as I sat on my couch, like I sat down with a beer, I was like, I feel really dizzy. So I had to spend all of New Year's Eve like this, just like, when my head back on the couch not moving. Like, if I sat

forward to grab my beer, like the whole room felt like it was spinning. Hey, why does that whole floor? It's like, it was fine the next morning. Yeah, so it's like, when I went to go like walk my dogs that night, like just bending over to put my shoes on, I was like, whoa, I feel like I'm gonna follow. You should go to a doctor. Why does that happen? I don't know, no idea. I only had that one.

That's why I'm like, she wants me to go to the doctor. I was like, but it passed. It was fine. No, I took like six weeks before I went to the doctor because of my hand hurt and they found a broken bone. Yeah. So, I did the same thing with my foot. It's like a broken brain. I was the other thing, what I need to the doctor because of my hand hurt and they found a broken bone. So I did the same thing with my foot. I did a broken brain.

I wanted to say the thing where I needed to pop my ears and I was like moving my jaw around to try and pop it. And then I just yorned and my ear popped. It almost cracked and all of a sudden my cheek hit the floor. Like it disrupted my ear fluid or something? And I just went completely dizzy and just fell over. Like I didn't have any balance. Oh yeah, because in the end, it's your point of the course. Yeah, I didn't have any balance. Oh, yeah, because in the end,

you're a point of the course. Yeah, I was just like suddenly horizontal. I was like, when did I fall? What the hell does happen? And you're like ruined without that ear fluid. It's crazy. What happened? You just don't know which way up you are.

And so you just go over. Because balance is such a subconscious thing that when you lose that ability, there's just no, you know You're not trained to deal with it. Yeah, you really how ridiculous it is that we can walk on two legs Yeah, when I was dizzy that night on you, you see that's what I kept thinking was like like nothing's wrong with me Why the fuck can I not stand up like I've been standing up fine for years Yeah, I've been doing this like I've got this I've got this under control. I know how to do this. It's just like, it's so weird when it gets fucked up like that, I don't understand it.

I wish you could turn it on and off with a switch. You want to turn your balance off? We'll just like, I wish you could turn other people's on and off. We'll turn the entire rooms worth of people off at once. That'd be so good, that'd be good, super bear. I mean, things just get trashed. You lose your sense of fear. I can't really do that.

I mean, I'm in the point now where I get hung over before I get drunk. Yeah. So I just don't, that. I mean, I'm in the point now where I get hung over before I get drunk. Yeah. So I just don't. I was gonna say like I don't think I've ever gotten so drunk. I've been black out drunk, but I've never lost like my physical like ability to like continue to walk or anything like that. Did you see the extra livestream? Huh? That was you. That wasn't me. Yeah, I couldn't walk. Yeah. That was bad. So yeah, it's rare. I couldn't walk. Yeah. That was bad. That was bad. So yeah, it's rare.

I think it's only happened to be twice in my life and that was one of the two times. I was gonna say apparently I am like a really convincing drunk. Like people will think that I'm sober when I'm drunk. But I'll be like, I'm so stupid. I'm like, I'd like I'll be freaking out and then I'll look perfectly normal and I'll talk normal, which is kind of scary.

I don't like that about me. I want people to know. I drive normal. It's of scary. I don't like that about me. I want people to know. They drive normal. It's super weird. I really wear pedestrians just like normal. I was sober to be the exact same way. I think that's like one of the dumbest things. It's like, you hear about people who,

get our driving drunk. And it's like, they're so drunk that they get on the highway and drive the wrong way. Like hear about that. It seems like three or four times a year in Austin. It happens a lot. Yeah. How fucked up are you that you get in the car and then you don't know what you like you get you go on 35 going the wrong fucking way. Yeah, I like it's really bright out here tonight. Like it's like you have to go down the on ramp and then like turn 180 degrees back and I swear it seems like every one of those times the driver always lives.

Yeah. It's everyone else. I knew someone, I knew a girl once who did that. She got absolutely wankered, drove the wrong way down the motorway. And apparently a ton of people are calling the police saying they'd seen the cargo in the wrong way. So the police came down the right way and like flash in the lights and like parked to try and get it to stop And she just went straight into the police call Holy shit

Whole and then she went to prison Have you ever been behind a drunk driver like someone who's obviously drunk? I've been behind people and I'm pretty sure drunk, yeah I was behind a guy one time on 75 back in Dallas and This is leaving a girl's home. He was like 3 a.m. at night driving along I see this like red Ford Explorer, Orange Ford Explorer. And I see it kind of moving.

I was like, oh, that guy doesn't look too good. And then suddenly, woo, we just swirves into the side. And there's just like, he scraped against the side wall for like a wild spark or like flying. And then he's straightened up. And I think he realized what he was doing. And then he noticed I was behind him

and he just fucking bolted for it. Like I didn't, he just sped off. There was a, this is like North Campus here in Austin. There was a guy that was just going slowly but just casually like swarving left and right and eventually he swirved into a stop sign and just annihilated the stop sign kept going. And then me and like another driver were just following him turn for turn and eventually he just went into a neighborhood, stopped the car, turned it off, and then we got out to go check on him,

and he was just passed out asleep. It's like no idea that he's like being followed, that he's fucking everything up, just passes out, sitting in his car. So the old house I used to have that I moved out of, had a stop sign in the front yard, because it was like where two streets came, obviously, where two streets came together, stop sign.

And one day I got home from work and the stop sign was just like crunched over. Someone had hit it and just like totally flattened it. And I was like, oh, that's weird. I guess I need to tell someone about that. So I called 3-1-1. I was like, yeah, there's a stop sign in my front yard and it looks like someone hit it.

It's just like 3-1-1. It's like information, new city. Yeah, it's a city. Yeah, it's a city. And I'm like, and it looks like someone hit it. It's just like three on one. It's like a mission, new city. Yeah, city service. And I'm like, yeah, I guess someone hit it. Like it's just flat in my friend yard. Like, okay, you know, we'll put in a work request and we'll have, you know, someone fix it within two hours. It was a city work crew at night came out and like,

took the thing out of the ground, replaced it, put a new stop sign in. They have a bunch of spellings in the back and they just got around fixing stuff. So like, what the fuck? Like, that It's never bunch of spell ones in the back, they just got a rough fixing stop sign. It's like, what the fuck, like, that's really fast. That doesn't surprise me though, because that people's safety is at stake

with the stops. Yeah, but it's like, local government bureaucracy, you're like, I cannot believe. It was also a slow residential street, it wasn't. Yeah, did I tell you my amazing new YouTube channel that I'm gonna start? I'm gonna get a phantom, and I'm gonna put it as a dash cam and move to Russia and drive around and just film the most gnarly accidents but in Slamas.

I think it's a great idea. We're gonna call it. Russia. Slamas. I'm gonna call it. My mom. Russia. It's Russia.

It's because it seemed like there was a period of like two months. I don't know if you go to the Austin subreddit, where like every other day there'd be a posting of a car that drove through the window of a business, and it just became like a running joke because it just happened like so often, like over and over and over. Like that to me is like one of the biggest fears

because like you're that guy, like that is gonna get everywhere. You gotta stand there as like business owners, police come in and you're sitting there with your car inside of a frickin' chilly or something. You really don't expect to get hit by a car when you're sat down in.

No, it's probably the least, the awful. You're gotten hit by a car? Like, just you, not you in a car? Yeah, I got reversed into once in a copuck. Yeah. Tweeted me, ripped open my trousers. Yeah. This is before rashes of car accident.

Have you? Uh, my mom ran over my foot once. Make sure she knew about it too. She break it? No. What? You saw it. She say walk it off. Yeah, I know. I was like, I didn't cry or anything.

I was like, what the fuck? You know, I was just giving my mom shit. She was fine. Yeah, I think the woman who ran me over, like she got stuck on the accelerator because the car was making that, like in reverse, there's only like one reverse gear. So when you get up to high speed and reverse,

it's like, and it was like fully doing that. And I didn't even bother looking. I just assumed she had it out to control. She whacked me out. I flew like 20 feet or something. She had that in control. That's like, she knows what she did.

She's not gonna hit me. Wall up. She's only flooring it in reverse. I didn't even look. I was like, it's probably someone just can't be bothered. It's just, it's just like slight. She was like, it was a hatchback. Wasn't like a flat back thing. So I didn't be bothered. That was just like slight, like she was like, it was a hatchback. It wasn't like a flat back thing.

So I didn't hit my head. I just like went like that. I didn't hit my head on anything. I just hit all my side and like, I should have just told my guys for that. She's like, I was like watch, watch Dan get in the face of the soccer ball. Watch Gavin get hit in his whole body with a car.

Yeah, and I walked home. It was fine. She's freaking out there. She's like, oh, I'm so sorry. Some asshole backed into, or ran into me at a stoplight in New Orleans during Marty Grunk. He's probably drunk. And we like followed that car for like a really long time

and we were calling the cops. I had somebody calling the cops while I was driving behind him. Eventually, they just told us to let him go. But yeah, why did I tell that story? That wasn't funny at all. No. Let's get to it. I had a crazy thing happen on my family day.

Dude, I got the deer in the headlights, look at that. As you're telling the story, and looking at me, you're like, oh shit, this isn't going to get weird. I would have just lied. I would have been like, yeah, someone just throw, like,

just like, I'd put in blood whenever. It's crazy, Mario, huh? Crazy thing happened on my family members is about 10, 15 years ago. They, he was in an old Ford Bronco I think I got a lot of things to do with this. I think I got a lot of things to do with this. I think I got a lot of things to do with this. I think I got a lot of things to do with this. I think I got a lot of things to do with this. I think I got a lot of things to do with this. I think I got a lot of things to do with this.

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when I have a giant truck on top of my chest right now? When I was in high school, so I have a younger sister and her best friend's mother accidentally ran over herself with a minivan. Oh my God, what? So she had gotten home and her driveway was like on an incline. So she had put it in park, was gonna get out and run and get something

from her house and get back in the car, but it didn't go fully into park. So as she opened the door and got out, she stuck her left leg out, and then as her right leg came off the brake, the medieval started rolling backwards, and she was knocked off of her balance, and then it rolled backwards.

And I remember she used to live right by the high school where I grew up and I was walking home from high school. I was like, oh, weird. There's an ambulance at my sister's best friends house. Oh, it looks like the van's out in the street. That's weird, I just kept walking. One of my favorite things to watch on YouTube for a while was back when ghost riding was like a fad.

It's basically you drive your car. I think you put it in cruise control and then you hop out and then you dance by your car like an asshole, but people would be doing that, or they'd be like hopping out and like doing something out their window and the car would just completely get a mind of its own, just like fly off or the person would fall out of the car

and the car would just keep going. I wanna watch, yeah, Ghostride fails, right? What the fuck is this? Patrick, what are you doing, man? Patrick's not in there. Oh, Patrick, yeah, here's Ghostriding. I hope this card just flies off. I did a few times. I got different angles and everything. Yeah. Come on. Someone you get hurt. When's the what's the punchline? Jesus, who's this? Sorry audio listeners. I

fuck you Brock. Who's that? I Surrey got this is true story I was like only a few years old and my dad We were going somewhere and you know he got in the car turned it on and realized he'd forgot something so he goes back inside And this was a car where the gear shift was on the steering wheel. And apparently, you didn't need to hold down the gas. Or sorry, the brake in order to shift it. So I like hit the gear shift and the car just started driving. And it was facing this really long driver

because my grandma was on a farm. And the car just started moving. And then he came out and just watched it like drive away. And like it slowly just started to veer because no one was steering it over and over and boner until it eventually like it crashed into a ditch and then like all the neighbors came like running and found this like little toddler like in the car with the massive with a massive owner you think your dad saw the car and was like oh Brandon's a man now

Well, I need to get a lawyer because my wife is gonna divorce a shit out of me Yeah, I'm okay good. We're glad to hear that. Yeah, you're pretty good driver these days I'm not bad. Puffin. That was one time. That was one time. Let me read this. I want to remind everyone this episode of the podcast

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like over the loudspeaker, it was like his name. I was like, you fortunate to smile on you today. You've been, you're being released. And he said he came out and now looking at the internet, the way it exists now with social media, he feels like everything's just watered down and pointless with like Twitter and Facebook. He feels like, it's almost like a conspiracy,

of course, there's so much noise, there's no like central way to create your own message. Yeah, unless all of those voices are saying the same thing like we saw in Egypt. Right. Otherwise, there's never like a singular, strong point. So he was kind of decrying the death of the personal website,

the personal blog, and the rise of social media platforms. Well, Twitter celebrates it, but you can only post with 144 characters. It's literally like, don't expand. Just make a statement. You don't have to prove it or warrant it, just say whatever. And, you know, there are no more, you know, blog posts that, you know, normal people every day, people have, people aren't posting on Facebook, no long stuff. It's depressing.

If I were to put WWW. And then a bunch of words connected with hyphens and then dot com at the end, could I beat the 140 characters thing? Because they make it accessible for you. No they they'll put a URL shortener on it they'll do the t dot c o they thought of everything drets there was a guy in a run i think it was i'm going to be ten fifteen years ago he went to prison because he was a dance teacher

he just danced in a very like you know it's a provocative rock it was in a stripper but yeah like a very like uh... don't know we call it liberal a provocative way There was a they don't mess around there was an interesting episode of vice I forget if it was this most recent season or the one before where they talked about how in Iran homosexuality is illegal but

Gender reassignment is okay really and and is And is funded by state sponsored medical care. So it's like if you feel the need for gender reassignment surgery, the state will pay for your reassignment surgery. That's so strange. I saw. It's really weird how they deal with upcoming social issues and the change. Have you listened to serial season two? I have not.

I'm saving it for my flight down Australia. There's only three episodes right now. Oh, serial. Huh? What serial? It's a podcast. So they just started, at least started season two, which deals with Bober doll.

Which is a really interesting story. Yeah, I'm really interested in that story. It's the guy who disappeared, I guess, in Afghanistan. I think he's in 2009. Yeah, he basically, in Afghanistan. I think it's in 2009. Yeah, he basically, who knows, allegedly walked away from his post and then was captured by the Taliban

and then help prisoner for several years before his release was negotiated. And there's speculation that he went AWOL and abandoned his post as opposed to just being kidnapped from the post. And I think this season explores that. Yeah, it's actually really interesting. I'm not gonna give too much away,

but it's actually like one episode, you are completely following this group, and you're like, yeah, like that guy was fucking wrong. And then the next episode, they completely flip it and they're like, holy shit, I feel so bad for that guy. So it's, Serial's really cool and tells awesome stories and stuff, but Serial season one,

the way that it ended, it didn't have like a gratifying ending. So like, did you watch Serial season, or did you read, or listen to Serial season one with, I can't remember what his name is, I know. I know it or something. I'm saving that for the flight as well.

Okay, okay. Yeah, I've not gotten into that. Sorry, so it doesn't end like cool. I have watched, have you watched, making a murderer? Yeah, I was about to ask. People are going fucking wild for that. Sorry, it's a little alert. It doesn't end like cool. I have watched, have you watched, making a murderer? Yeah, I was about to ask. People are going fucking wild for that. Have you seen a Gavin?

No, everyone's talking about it. What is it? Like is it documentary? Again, you want to go watch it together? We can watch it. It's a 10-part matrix season. Documentary, that's on Netflix. Each episode's about an hour long.

It's about a guy who was convicted of rape in 1985, and then spent 18 years in prison before DNA takes out of the proof. This is all the first steps of the set up. Before DNA could prove that he did not make the right spoiler of this podcast. I didn't mean to. So they proved he did not commit the rape so he was released from prison. But, budgingly by the prosecution, after he was released, he then turned around and filed a lawsuit against the people who put him in prison and then he got accused of a murder, put back in prison, and the people he was suing were in charge of the investigation of his murder.

Yeah, it's like they found incriminating evidence after, like, his house was searched like so many times and all of a sudden these county detectives went in, and they were like, hey, guys guys, I found this piece of evidence on the ground. Did anybody see this? Like a plant. Yeah, like after four days of searching. Yeah, so they started doing any of it? Well, it's unknown. So it's a 10-part documentary, it's really long, but it still doesn't present all of the evidence

if you listen to everybody. I think people are missing the point. I feel like people are missing the point because there's all these, you know, like sign this petition to release these guys from prison. And I don't know necessarily if you watch that and you say these people are definitely guilty, but you do say, this is fucked up.

This is not how justice should work. This is not, like it makes long order, the investigation was done. Was mismanaged. The people he was suing should not have been the The investigation was done. The investigation was done. The investigation was done. The investigation was done. The investigation was done.

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The investigation was done. The investigation was done. The investigation was done. The investigation was done. The investigation was done. show about what evidence they found. So basically, to the public. And a lot of that stuff didn't get in the trial, but every juror that comes in it knows about it already. So it's the idea of, it's impossible to have a fair trial. So you watch that and just like, this is not right. This is not how it should be. Well, me Josh Aaron. But I don't know who did it.

Me Josh Aaron and Christopher having lunch today, talking about murder stuff. We weren't with Brandon, because Brandon doesn't eat lunch like a human being. No one invited me. So I did. So we were talking about how this is like a new fad, kind of like these cold cases,

you know, like an odds or whatever's name is ed. Like cereal and then jinx and then to make murder. Oh, the jinx is so good. Yeah, but like, there's actually, there should be some concern, because I feel like not people are like catching on to this and like the filmmakers are gonna be like, oh yeah, let's like, let's dig up more cases

and they might not necessarily be in the right. But if it's like a better story, then they'll like lead the investigation or whatever like one way. So it's actually kind of weird to think about. Well, I think people who are accused of at least major crimes, like they're gonna just start recording everything. Like they're gonna have their family record

what's going on with iPhones, cause I mean, I don't know if you guys have seen all of the news and all of the, like there's over 100,000 I think signatures on a general petition to release the guy from the documentary for making a murderer, but I feel like everybody's just gonna do it. Like maybe if I chronicle what I'm going through,

you know, it'll help me down the line. Well, listening to serial has made me think like, I'll never commit a murder, but there's a small chance, huh? Wink, wink. But there's a small chance that like, you know, I could be framed for murder. I'm not gonna commit a murder, don't do that. I said I'll do it. I didn't do it.

So there's a small chance that I could get framed. Stop that, guys. That I could get framed for murder. And to prevent that, I feel chance that I could get framed. Stop that, guys. That I could get framed for murder. And to prevent that, I feel like now I have to, God damn it, guys. I feel like I need to like make alibis or like make sure that my location is so dodgy. What is that? Does that perhaps have an incredible

and an incredible? There's like an app that is an alibi. Really? At old times. And you can use this app to prove some crap where you were. What if the public is someone who's gonna kick you? Your phone always an alibi? It's not like tracking to prove some crap way you would. What if the publishing... If it's someone who's gonna kick... Is it your phone always in alibi?

It's not like tracking, like it knows where you are. You'd be like, oh no, pull my phone record. What if the prosecution knows you have the app? They're like, let's just see that app. You're like, oh, nice, it's not important. I don't, I don't wanna, but this is like, oh, it. It makes it all to my alibi, right? It makes me think of everything and I wanna be seen.

Yeah, it does. Like, there's like recent locations, like you can look up your most common places that you go. I think it pings satellites every so often. Keeps a little look. Sorry, we kind of were talking there. Blaine, sorry. It's okay.

It's fine. It's a little bit of a lie. Continue to incriminate yourself in your future trial. So here's my thing, it's like with any illegal activity. I feel like you have to be the kind of person who flips the switch in their head and thinks, yeah, I'm gonna break the law. I'm gonna do illegal stuff now.

But like, I don't have that in me. Like, I'm never, ever gonna break the law in my entire life. And I know that as a fact from now. And then we'll cut to me in jail at some point. Do a hard cut. But I'm pretty sure I never will, because it's gonna have to be like a constant a conscious decision to be like flick Now I'm a criminal. Yeah, I just can't imagine doing it. It's like pre-built in me to not be a criminal In you I could be a criminal

Would you would you do I think I think I? Kill someone I think I'll kill someone brand. Do it now. I'll tell everybody that I'm gonna be joking about this. No, it's a good thing. It's a camera. It's exhibit A. What's that?

But it's like we're crime. People who mud other people, I just can't relate to it. No, but I can't actually end it in someone's life. You moron. Yeah. Idiot. I mean, people have genuine like chemical differences. Yeah. When their brains and some people are just more likely to be aggressive or more likely to get anger in someone

I I can't close that. I don't know. I'm just saying like it's it's like you you just assume it's your decision making But it might not necessarily be it like somebody who's in your exact same situation Who maybe was grown grew up the same way, but their brain works a little bit differently might punch somebody. Right. So you like you talk about or you always hear about like crimes of passion. Like something happened and someone's so angry they they you know kill someone or hurt someone and it makes me think about like how sometimes you see there's certain people who when they get angry they'll like punch something or they'll break something like that. I don't understand. Yeah. Because in my mind, I'm like,

well, if you're so angry and you break something, then you have to clean it. It's like you're breaking your own thing, you're wasting your own money, then you're taking your own time to clean it. But it's the same kind of person who would do that, like elevated, like it's an elevated thing. It's like you then go on and punch someone

instead of like something. Yeah, like I mean, people punch the cops or something. Like, you know, some things are getting kind of crazy. A lot of times it's just, or, a lot of times when you find somebody who's guilty of assault or convicted for assault, they have previous records of assault. They're just more inclined for whatever reason

to be angry and aggressive. Like, it wasn't at the shooter in Austin back in the 60s, he got on top of the University of Texas tower. I think he had said in his letter, like, look, look in my brain because I don't understand why I have to, like, you know, do this, but there's something telling me I do. And I think they found some kind of growth that was put in a tumour, that was put in a pressure on part of his brain and that could affect, like, his level of aggression. So I think it's just like, sometimes it's stuff that's out of your control. The guy that had two penises go on. Well they both his always won his brothers.

Oh. I think I feel like we should have that image of like that stick drawing with the guy holding the cup of coffee with his foot. We're like, you know, I'm talking about. Yeah. It was. It was his brother. No. Like the penis itself. That'd have been his. You can't like, you either, how do I say it?

You're either too distinct. He wouldn't just have the dick and nothing else. Well, some people like the parents. Yeah, the way the parents get an extra arm and it's like the twin got stuck in him, didn't really form, but his arm came out. Well, the way the way the way the dick would have happened. What if the parents out. Well, would the one would be the dick? Would it be my happen? Like why would someone just have two dicks? Well, what if the parents like there were other like appendages But what if the parents said all right get rid of everything? Keep the second penis

Like the dad said like no, I'm not gonna deprive my son. I would want to know which one was mine One worked better than the other one is yours Your twin Well, one worked better than the other. One worked better than the other. The bigger one is yours. Your twin was like, one worked better than the other. It did? Yeah. He did like a name on it, didn't he?

Yeah, it was on right. Well, we're on the subject of like weird Murray stuff. Have you ever talked about call of the void on the podcast? I don't think so, it doesn't sound familiar. Okay, so basically, and I think there's a name for it in French, I can't remember what it's called. It's called like, it translates into English, call of the void on the podcast? I don't think so it doesn't sound familiar. Okay, so basically, and I think there's a name for it in French, I can't remember what it's called, it's called, it translates into English, called the void. So say you're on a dock or something like that, and then you see a person fishing, and then there's this little voice inside your head

that says, push that person over the dock. That's the call to the void. Every time, every now and then you'll have these little weird, like, you know, I could stand up in the middle of this meeting and start cussing out Gus in front of everybody, like, did you guys ever experience that? Like those little things where it's like, so- So like how you used to get that as a kid, you don't really think those thoughts anymore.

It was as a kid in church, because it's like everything you could possibly say is amplified by a million. Yeah. So at my old, you talked about like having a meeting or a conference Yeah. So at my old job, you talked about having a meeting or a conference room or something. At my old job, I hated that place. And it was a terrible company.

And I wanted to get fired. So sometimes when there were conference calls, there'd be a big meeting and we'd all be on the phone. I would just get up and lay down on the table and take a nap. Like in the room with other people? Yeah, there'd be like a room full of people on a conference call. I'd be like, all right, I don't want to do this anymore. And I would just lay down on the table.

So that's you, that's you like answering to the call of board. You're doing that thing that your your brain is like, that's crazy. Why didn't you just quit? Cause I want it severance. But didn't and they just kept promoting you. Yeah, they did actually Wow, was that a place you built like a little fault at some point yeah, that was it so that's Yeah, that's the place I built the fort again. I was just hey blend hey would you be into a girl who had to vagina's

Well that would you out too much? Oh, where's the placement what do they look like? Just one do I need Loub? One's above the other one. Okay. But there's other things there too. Do they connect or is it just like, is it like... Is there another thing? Is it two separate tubes? Or is it like... Yeah, it's two complete vagina faces. Okay. Are they smaller because it's it's like, one of them just higher up.

Two labian. Labian, who labians. And then it's not the plural of labia. The door knocker, right? Two of those. Door knocker. Did you get your clits? That's what I was, yeah.

Yeah, okay. Why didn't you just say that instead of door knocker? I didn't do it. You're weird. Gavin, yes. You're weird to be door knocker? I'm gonna be a weird Gavin. Yes, so the weird door knocker. Yeah, no that everybody knows it's like you're like hey, I'm here It doesn't have like it's not like that hard edge that like

I would yeah way better Because I'm embarrassed to be sitting here with you guys Gavin you're so I don't know if I ever see me that red in my life. Oh, I just like I Stuck conversations and Brandon makes it so worth it Every time you say that but you'll that it'll come to your head. You'll think of that so don't look identical According to who is this? I don't think I will. According to, who is this? I don't know how to say this Twitter handle. Ian Niken, the guy who had two penises said in his AMA,

he did not absorb a twin. Interesting. They're both, both his. So what was the answer to your, was the answer to the question? Yeah. It's like, do I need to go into why? It's like a person three way.

It's a vulgar. Why? Oh, no, we don't do vulgar on this podcast You know like you have twice the opportunity or you have the ability to make her orgasm twice as much essentially because there's much there's more tools But isn't it like going to the teacher and asking for twice as much homework? Like to maybe you but I like I take pride in that kind of thing, you know, it's like, you know, you're able to do. I think we approach sex differently, Brandon.

I guess I can tell you the biggest debate from this podcast with fans is going to be the use of blue. Just hold it on Twitter. Hold on my podcast award here. It's a war when in podcast. Did we, did we ever talk about it? Yes, sorry, Gavin was a yes or no to your own question. Well, I asked the question, so I have to answer it.

Oh, bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit law. Honestly, I'd probably be a bit with it out, but yeah, I agree. So after I got pranked with the Star Wars thing, this was completely. You were champ about that. Thank you. We had, we had the end of the year meeting and then we did something worth...

As far as I know, it was the first time we've done in the company where we handed out awards for people in the different departments. This is not me trying to gloat about getting the award, but for live action, I got the Cockbite of the Year award. So I'm packing up all my stuff for the day. I'm going home for break and I sit it on my passenger side of my Jeep and as soon as I get home home I open up the car door and it just slides out and just immediately shatters on the ground.

And I post a look at before and after picture of this shattered trophy, I was so fucking mad. Luckily you guys had an extra one. So you just rested on the seat like a small child? Yeah. I almost buckled it in. But like- No that would have been smart. Oh well it's not that big.

But anyways, people were thinking like and even like co-workers mind they're like, did you do that on purpose? Because you really like really mad about the Star Wars thing? It was like, no, like, no, the most dramatic thing ever. So people were thinking that I shattered it on purpose. Because I'm so mad. But I'm not mad about the Star Wars thing. I think it's really funny. It went my favor. Like, you know, like, I got a fucking PlayStation 4 from EA. Yeah, yeah. Well, that was really broke. Yeah. But no, it was it was a good prank.

I can appreciate it. What would lead to me is a lot of the comments were like, Oh, obviously, there's a promo thing sponsored by Lucasfilm or Disney or something. I wish that I could. Jesus. Yeah. Totally was. No, you know, it was fake.

It was around the opening crawl. I knew I kept saying. Well, yeah, it was like, you know it was fake It was around the opening crawl I knew I kept saying well, yeah, it was like there was like it needs to be negative 48 degrees But you have to imagine though. I'm in this theater I'm fully think like up until this point the the prank was perfect I was like I am seeing Star Wars. This is amazing. I was so overcome with emotion if you watch that video hard enough You can see tears building up in my eyes. I was so fucking excited. And you can see opening crawl and it was just a little off and I was like, no, no, you're crazy. But like the opening crawl was just a little bit shorter

than what I remember. You know, they normally are. Speed was too fast. The speed, I didn't actually notice the speed, but it was the wording and just little things like here and there. And then the biggest giveaway was like, at the end of it, they didn't do, it's either a tilt down or a tilt up to like a planet or a spaceship,

and they panned, and it was already on a planet, and it was like something is a miss. Well, to be fair though, it panned to Chris. It panned to the back of a rogue person, but it looked like shit. I don't know what they shot it on. It was probably the 1D, and then it shows Chris, and it was like, fuck, I'm like,

it didn't actually register immediately, but I was like, fuck, I'm like, it didn't actually register immediately, but I was like, fuck, like, I don't know, that's not, this is something wrong. But I think that the crawl for episode seven ended up being fairly short anyway. Well, no, it was actually similar because it like mentioned Luke Skywalker. And I remember the first time I saw the movie on opening night,

I was sitting there, I was like, oh, fuck, is this happening? I mean, I'm sorry, I couldn't enjoy the first like 25 seconds of the actual Star Wars 7 because I was like, I'm pranked again. See what I thought we were going to do is have the Lucas thing in the beginning 20th Century Fox and then Black Screen and then Mew Street Fox wouldn't have been a thing. It was not. No, because they're not the distributor anymore. You guys got Disney, which they actually didn't show that, but whatever.

Yeah, it looked a little res too. I kind of noticed that. So, um, it's like, you know, the music starts and then star wars text. And then as soon as we see, like the episode number, uh, it, like, just does a hard cut to your, like, audition video. I'm got to like, the way that they did it. And then I, I fucking fed it. No, like the way it played out, I think it was. Yeah, I did. And the, it didn't when I was there. But like the I fucking spoon fed them that

because I was like I need to fill these auditions. I don't wanna mess with the background too much because that's lighting and stuff. I'll just do it on the green screen and they use that against me because now it's they have this like perfect template to use for a hologram. Like I ended up screwing myself.

I'm like, how many of I'm the funniest way possible. Could you imagine if we did it a month before the movie came out? I wouldn't have believed it. I'm not that stupid. One of my friends, not his name, got an actual screening to Star Wars. You're gonna go, fine. Got an actual screening to the movie. She was gonna go the day after I was supposed to go when I thought I was going. So I actually believed I was like, yeah, this is totally happening.

If it had been any time before then I was like, there's no way. What did you think of the real movie? I loved it, yeah, it was good. I told you I was gonna try not to talk about Star Wars, it was gonna be a spoiler cast. I told him to. How crazy must it have been to be on the set when Harrison Ford and Chewie were on that set? It must have been mental to be like, this is happening right now.

Yeah, it'd be pretty unbelievable. My goal, like my greatest life goal is to somehow be involved with a future Star Wars movie. What, in it? Or like work on it? I mean, I was ridiculous. This is Blaine Fishing. I would fuck it up. No, no, no, no, no, no.

I'll sit out there. Ultimately, I would like the direct one, but I don't know if that's that we're gonna have. Because that's like those guys are crazy, but like, uh, yeah, petition. Let's get the president to, uh, put Blaine in the next Star Wars. Even if it was like, uh, a pilot or a stormtrooper or whatever, just to be in Star Wars somehow, or involved with it, I wanted to do that with Bond, I wanted to welcome a James Bond movie. You know, the annual Craig was in Star Wars 7. Yeah, he was the guy that let, well, it's a bonus.

Yeah, he was in it. All right, well, it's time to wrap up. Oh, so I wanna thank everyone for watching. We're gonna go ahead and cut like half of this podcast out. So it's gonna end up being really short. I really really. You mean like the part when you're still looking at the difference?

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