Rooster Teeth Podcast - Our Halloween Blizz-iverse - #723

Episode Date: November 2, 2022

Join Gus Sorola, Barbara Dunkelman, Blaine Gibson, and Kayla Milton as they enter the Blizz Universe, and talk Andor/SheHulk, Daylight savings, Elon buying Twitter, cosplay and more on this week's RT Podcast. Sponsored by DoorDash, Helix Sleep, and MeUndies Download the DoorDash app and use code ROOSTER at checkout to get 50% off up to a $20 value, and $0 delivery fees. Go to http://helixsleep.com/ROOSTER to get up to $200 off all mattress orders and 2 free pillows. Go to http://meundies.com/roosterteeth to get 20% off your first order and free shipping. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And I'm Barbara. Hello there. Hello there. Hello there. I'm Blaine. I'm Blizz. And I'm Barbara. I'm Blizz. I'm Blizz. I'm Blizz. I'm not Blizz. Welcome everyone in their costume. Blizz, why didn't you dress up? You know, all my costumes said, piss on them.

It's like, it's a classic piss joke from Blizz. Yeah, he pisses everywhere. No, I don't think that's true. He could like, he could like, the piss. Don't think that's right. Who's idea was that? Was that your idea? It was Kayla's idea. I just he likes the piss. Don't think that's right. Who's idea was that? Was that your idea? It was Kayla's idea.

I just helped send the email to the people at the company to make sure we could all dress up. So for those of you who don't know, who don't look at social media, we pulled a prank on Blizz today, where our whole team came dressed up as Blizz, as well as some other people in the buildings, people from broadcasts,

as you've my hunter, tried to get as many people in on the prank as possible. And we actually have like a little photo that we took of everyone. I don't know if we have it ready to go. Maybe it turned out great. Yay! Look at that. When my beard was fuller. I want to pull out, like point out, that I think Barbara and I pulled off the,

like, not smiling with teeth, smile that Blizzes was wanted to do. And then Caleb just has the perfect, like, it's whatever that Blizz smile is. I was just really excited. Yeah. It's also the one day that Blizz decided not to wear an orange. Yeah, I know. It was also Gus's first time in the tank though. I think it was my first time ever wearing a tank top.

Yeah. At some point in a, you have like muscles. When you got guns like this, you can't be intimidated. You have any one to make you feel bad playing. Yeah, that's true. You're doing it for our benefit. Right, yeah. Not showing off some guns all the time, yeah.

Of course, exactly. But it worked out really well. His reaction was so good. We filmed it, so hopefully we'll release that reaction some time, but he was like, he almost cried. Yeah, because he came in and he saw me, but he only saw me first. He was like, oh, that's funny.

And as he like slid the door more, it was just a room full of him At one point after we did like our little team photo and all that in the reveal We like messager Odie else in the company who else had gotten dressed as blizz and then they all came in and they just kept coming through the door It was like there's so many there's like the adventures when the portals open up and there's just a billion blizzes Yeah, I think what I say was it made me think of like into the spiderverse There's so many. There's like any adventures when the portals open up and there's just a billion blizzes. I think what I say was that maybe you think of like into the spiderverse.

I call it the blizziverse. Yeah, Larry went all out too. Larry got like one of those fake tattoos and everything too. Oh man. Yeah, I got a bunch of fake tattoos but I think they're old so they didn't develop all the way. I think it's one kind of developing.

Yeah, it's like a tarot card. Yeah, but they didn't, I think they go bad apparently. So probably. Yeah, it's like a tarot card. Yeah, I have to, yeah, but they didn't, I think they go bad apparently. So probably you have a temporary tattoo, use it. It's a, what's the branding in like a ink box? Ink box. Because I've used these before and they look fucking sick. Yeah, but I think these are just old.

Speaking of tattoos, is yours still? I, yeah, I got a new tattoo. Yes. It currently has, so I got it on Friday and it has the second skin on it, which for those of you who don't, I, this is my first so I got it on Friday and it has the second skin on it, which for those of you doing, this is my first time using second skin on tattoo. It's like a very sticky adhesive that you leave on for, usually like two to five days.

My tattoo artist said four days, but what it does is basically like, it helps it in the healing process and doesn't like bacteria and debris getting. Less scabbing. less scabbing, but you're supposed to take off after four days for me and it's only been three. So it's just been kind of like getting, it's thickened up too because the ink

like kind of spreads out as it's like healing itself. And so it's a lot thicker and splotchy than it actually is. So when I take this off, it's gonna look so sick. When you came in fresh with it, it was like the lines were like so. It was so crisp. Thank you, that's a little fairy with some flowers around. It looks cool, so.

We did a video and Kayla got a tattoo for it. It was on it, it was a peach arm. And I remember you had those little second skin thing, and it was just like a bubble of blood. Yeah, the bubble on mine. I think it's because of color. Usually color, I think does that. That's what my artist said.

Because I even asked her. I was like, am I gonna get those, like, ink sack blood, ink sacks in there? And she's like, it's such a thin line and there's no color I use, it should be okay. But yeah, yours was like, yeah. Jiggly, wobbly. After I got my surgery, they gave me something similar.

They recommended these, like, scar cover things, basically. And you, like, put them on and it's supposed to help with the recovery of your scarring and stuff like that. But I stopped wearing the metro well because I was like, I kinda wanna pull onto my scar. I don't know, is that weird that I wanted to keep the scar? You think it's cool or something? I mean, it's a reminder, certainly not to be a fucking idiot

in the gym, but also, yeah, it's kinda cool. It's like an even more painful tattoo. Yeah, exactly. This is the closest I'll get to a tattoo. You don't think you'll ever get one. I think I talked to you about this But I the only way that I think I'd get a tattoo is in the distant distant future that I don't want to think about when Dutch my dog passes away I'll probably get something to commemorate him and that would be the only thing I can really think of that's like Oh, significance to me that I would deem worthy of that. It's also like I Know everyone's different and everyone gets tattoos for different reasons

and stuff like that. They don't have to be significant. Could just be something you like or something that you think is cool look in or. Just look at Jeff. Yeah, I only have, other than the peach, they're all Friday the 13th tattoos. Hell yeah.

Wow. You went all out with that costume. All of the surrealistic. It's my laser out alloy that costume. Oh, that's a real is my laser out alloy laser sword yeah, not the other thing It costs like 12 bucks and you can change the color. Oh, it's evil. Oh, no, it's good now. He's kind of middle the road All right is yellow middle of the like when you turn it off it kind of fades out Purple technically is middle the road it leans dark side, but may swindoo is clearly not. Purple is also a mix between red and blue.

Oh, shit. It's the true. You're practically speaking, but you have to. I'm sure. Yeah, guess what? What Jedi are you afraid? This costume, what is? Uh, Amazon, the cheap.

I thought you were going to say, what shit? Oh, what's the, so I gotta be like Amazon or something. Amazon Amazon. I was thinking about this one. I was thinking about, let shit go. So, I gotta be like, Amazon O or something. Amazon O. I was thinking about this one. I was thinking about putting this costume together. I started wondering, because in my head, I started thinking about Jedi and the way that they look and the costumes they wear.

And then I started wondering, because I think I think about like the long robes that you see Jedi's wear a lot. I started wondering like, do Jedi actually wear shoes? And I could picture in my head, yeah, I could picture like, do Jedi actually wear shoes? And I could picture my head. Yeah, I could picture like, yeah, but then in my head cannon, it was like, Oh, now I picture Jedi, like walking around bare feet all the time. Oh, gross. Yeah, like a kind of like hippie dudes talking about the force. Every chasing, just be like, well, they're running.

This is like, see, that's what we got the word, we're booze. Like, Yoda didn't wear boots, right? Like, Yoda's bare feet. Yoda is bare feet. Yeah, so it's like, you never see him. All Jedi have bare feet to me now.

I think that that's dependent on the race in Star Wars universe, whether or not you wear feet, shoes, whether or not you wear feet. I have my Yoda's, Yoda, his race. Yoda is a unnamed race. Okay, he's a Yoda. Yeah, but they have Yaddle and Grogu or the other two. Do you think they're gonna end up like,

Grogu's gonna end up being a girl or something? Like they're gonna try to like subvert your Yoda expectations even more? I think he was a woman. Why do you, you don't like that? Why don't you like that? No, no, no, no, I don't know like what the point of that would be. Wow, I think the only thing that they could do

that would like really mix things up is if they like find other, they're gonna find his origins probably. Or her origins? They're gonna find Grogu's origins. Grogu. They never say, I think they say he. Asoka referred to him as a he

and Asoka was able to communicate with him via the force. So I think it's already established that. Yeah. And it's a baby, it's already established that. Yeah. And it's a baby, you know, there's not a real baby or. It's like 30 something. I think 40. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

50 or 60. It's like, I don't know. All I know is he's adorable and I love him and he must be protected at all costs. That's funny. What's that show coming back? February 22nd or 23rd, I think is when they're launching season three. I think we're supposed to be getting a trailer on December 25th.

So it's officially season three of the Mandalorian, not a continuation of the Book of Boba Fett? Right. Okay. Yeah. Well, I mean, what do you mean? Because the book of Boba Fett was not built as the Mandalorian season three. No. Right. So season three, Mandalorian. This season three of Mandalorian. Correct. Even though the back half of Book of Boba Fett was all... Season as the Mandalorian season 30. No. So season three, Mandalorian. This is season three of Mandalorian.

Even though the back half of Book of Boba Fett was all season three of Mandalorian. Yeah. Are you guys watching Andor? Absolutely. I haven't watched it. Like now that it's all out, I want to binge it all at once.

It's probably a lot. It's probably the best Star Wars. Like, Trevor and I like to date. I think four or five episodes in. Does it, do you feel like it had a slow start or do you feel like it got right into it? I feel like they set up the tone properly because it's not like,

wow, action packed all about. It's like a lot more of a, there's like espionage and political drama and stuff like that. And I know that that sounds boring, but it's so intriguing and they do this thing where the stakes are set properly. It's not like, there's no dark side lights side, there's no like, this could in the universe. It's just like an insurgency, insurgency.

And they're just trying to spit in the empire's eye. It's also kind of fucked up because they're exploring the evil of the rebellion where they're like, we need to do bad things to make the empire even worse and then and then they're showing imperial dudes who are like honorable So it's totally flipping everything on it. Yeah, there's one of those imperial dudes that reminds me of That kid that everyone had in their class that was just like not to insult you guys like you didn't give us homework No, that's the worst kid to be. I know, I'm, I'm, I'm.

That's worse than the kid, that's worse than the kid that calls on the kid that's not good at reading every time you have to read out loud. Did you guys do the thing whenever you had to read out loud you would count the paragraphs, it would take to get to you. Yes. And you would like see the paragraph that you had to read. And not practice it, but just like read it over.

That was practicing it. Yeah, I would never want to do a dry read. So you could imagine fucking that up in front of a class. And then if one kid accidentally went too long on the other one, and then your paragraph got shifted to a different one, and you're like, follow up. Yeah, every time you're like, you're reading his.

You're reading his stuff. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop it, just send me a correction. I guess not all the episodes are out yet. Oh, okay. Of Andor. Oh, I think it's going to 12 episodes. Yeah, November 23rd.

Yeah. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Don't mean to do rail. I just wanted to make that. That's good to know. They just did Tails the Jedi, which was just like a kind of like many season of the Clone Wars. It's all day Folloni and it's like an exploration of Count Duku and Asoka and it is really

very good. I liked it a lot. They're nice. Did you guys enjoy She Hulk? I don't have Disney Plus. Oh, a lot of Disney Plus shows were talking about. I watched the movie my first episode and I couldn't get into it. And I just never went back.

It is a show that gets better in the latter half. But it had some rough spots. It's very much like over the top cheesy kind of cringy, but understands it's cringy. You know, it's hard to explain. It's like a fun little show. I think Disney's doing something unique, and I feel weird about talking about it,

because someday I wonder where we're gonna start with and like I feel like they have like a shit list and I don't end up on that shit list. You don't have a star war? I wanna have a star war. I think they do something where if you criticize some of their content, it's not criticizing the content and the quality, it's criticizing the movement that the content represents. So it's hard to say, I didn't like she-holt because it makes you sound like, because in the

show, they talk about dudes who make fun of she-holt in that world as they're... Is this a Harley Quinn? What? Just like that Harley Quinn episode? What do you mean? Have you seen the animated series, right? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. There's like the episode where it's like this starts with the two dudes and like in the

basement on the couch and he's like, oh, I hate the Harley Quinn show. Everyone's so out of character and they're like, and he's wearing like a releases snider cut shirt. Yeah. He's like, well, let's watch this one and it's like, oh, she's not even in it and then at the end he's like, okay, that's watch this one. And it's like, oh, she's not even in it. And then at the end, he's like, okay, that was pretty good, but the rest are shit. It's kind of like that where you they chalk you up

to make your neck beard on the internet. And it's like, I don't know, it's weird. And no, I still like the neck beard on the internet. No, well, not everything has to be free. That's why I watched it the first time. So I was like, oh, I mean, I think as long as like, I didn't get into it. I think they're making fun of people like being like,

oh, I don't like this because it's she-hole and it's not. You don't even see it, you know, without even attempting to watch it. Yeah. That's probably the people they're more referring to rather than people who just watch it and are like, it's not for me. Or just have the knee jerk. Bad reaction. Yeah, exactly.

Even trying. That's true. I like how you did the knee jerk. Yeah, the knee jerk. Yeah, actually, I pictured blame making that face face when I said Grogu might be a girl. I knew, I knew, I knew fine with that. I knew to hold me to face. Well, I was confused because I was like,

what would that purpose of that serve? You know, like, You show coming Disney plus, lady Grogu. Lady Grogu. Lady Grogu. Lady Grogu. No. Lady Grogu.

She hook in the end was, I think, pretty good. And I liked the inclusion of Daredevil and I Want to force feed my girlfriend and create team so she could get absolutely jacked like she hold Dude she helps pretty cool. Look at Jack. She's pretty hot. There's this a there's this girl on tiktok named Drew I forget her last name. It's like a few oh low a few low. She's a few a low. Yes. She dressed up as she hulk for For Halloween and she looked incredible. She's like a big tick tocker Very funny, but lean beef patty dressed up as I think that's my favorite part of Halloween is seeing what Everyone I know like all their costumes and seeing what like celebrities are dressing up as it's just like really fun

Did you see that video of Did he dressing up as, it's just like really fun to see. Did you see that video of Diddy dressed up as the Joker? Yo, no. Yes. It's incredible. He was, like, getting in a fight and he, like, is wearing a really cool Heath Ledger Joker costume. But remember, he was, like, pinny-wise

that one year too and it looks it. Oh, for that one, about that. Yeah. He went, like, even the way he was talking, the way he spoke and the mannerisms, like, Yeah. Oh, he, like, he really went all out for that question. I was not expecting that. He loves Halloween apparently.

Yeah, I was like, I was like, that's not him. Then I was like, oh no, shit, it really is him. I love watching celebrities sell every Halloween because they have so much like fuck off money so they can pay for the elaborate shit. Like, Paris Hilton did an awesome sailor moon adaptation. That's like me, it's kind of a sailor moon, but like still cool though.

I saw the hair was like, I tried to understand what John was talking about earlier today about that he was like Kim Kardashian and Kho did like, deep cut X-Men characters, but people were mad because she didn't movie Mystique or something. I like, it didn't go with the other costume. I guess, I guess it was like, it's like movie instead of comic or something.

Yeah, that reminds me. Okay, so we've been doing the Kanye updates and I check in with you, Blizz and what the latest. The leads, yeah. Okay, am I crazy? Did I dream this? Did one year did Kanye, for Kim's birthday, hire a company to make a hologram of her dead dad and it talked? That sounds familiar, That sounds familiar.

That sounds familiar. Did I dream that? Or was that some crazy, rich people shit there? I don't remember that happen. I do remember that. I don't remember that. I also remember that, but it sounds like something that happens. Yeah, it sounds like that could have happened.

But I was thinking about the other day, and I was like, didn't it, like, it gave Kim his blessing about Kanye and how great Kanye was. And I was like, but Kanye wrote that. That's really fucked up that he would put words into a Deadman's mouth. That's crazy. And then also, it was 2020.

Okay, and then I think he also did something where he made a joke, referencing like a fart noise that they make, but like the script, the computer, couldn't read it, so it like went, the poof, noise. It was weird. What the fuck? I hate that. I wanna watch that. I wanna watch that after this. That's crazy. You didn't know that no He's done so much he made graduation You made late registration my

Yeah, he made he made black skin hit yeah And now he means it He made black skin hit. Yeah. And now he means it. Yeah. Ah, he's happy to age. Says it was for her 40th birthday. Holy shit.

Oh. Kim Kardashian's 40. I was about 42 now. That's crazy. Holy shit. Forties the new. I guess when you're okay for a lot of plastic surgery. And a lot of good skin care and treatment and stuff like that.

Yeah, your derma rolling is really good for you. I have this. She's one of the, okay, Beyonce, Beyonce Taylor Swift and Kim Kardashian are celebrities that I don't ever know their age and then every time I hear it, I'm like, no. How old is Taylor Swift? Oh, no.

No, she was born in 89, right? 34, so she's 33. 33, yeah, yeah. But like I saw that the other day and I was like, no, she was born in 89, right? 34, so she's 33. 33, yeah, yeah. But I saw that the other day, and I was like, no, she's like my, even though she's been older than me my whole life. And I was like, no, we're the same age. We're the same age.

No, you keep thinking that eventually you get on the other side of that. Yeah, yeah. Then it was like, you get further and further away, like, oh no. Oh no. It bones you out seeing the celebrities that we aged with.

Like you remember someone who played a kid in a movie that you watched when you were a kid, and then now they're like, for some reason, like 45 years old. They seem a lot older, yeah. Yeah, you're like, what the fuck? It's old. Wait till you get to my age and then like every adult actor

you grew up watching is dead. No. It's like every year in the Oscars in Memorial, I'm like, oh shit, like you're your young, you're like, I don't know who these people are. You're reaching a tree. It's already started. I know all of these people.

Maybe that's why it's so much, like it's so eventful whenever a celebrity dies and everybody makes a big thing, it's cause social media now and it's like our generation commenting on it. We don't have to wait till the Oscars. Yeah, it's just like live like fuck. It's personal time.

Can you guys watch speaking of like celebrities that are now older? Did you watch Hocus Pocus too? No. Is it good? Trevor and I watch it. It knows what it is. It's like a fun, like very referential of Hocus Pocus.

The first one. Very goofy, very like fun kids movie kind of situation. But like those three women who played the three witches are like still, they look good. Two of them didn't age. I think they did Sarah Jessica Parker dirty with the makeup. Okay, she's very heavy on the makeup.

She, I saw this post that was like most of her shots were like a body double. And that's probably like she didn't remember the first movie. Because you were like, if you look at a lot of the shots, or she's just like on the side, they're like, that's a body double like fully. In the first movie? Because you were like, if you look at a lot of the shots where she's just like on the side, they're like, that's a body double, like fully.

In the first movie, yeah. In the first movie. Why did they use a body double for? Interesting. And then, she was playing with Matthew Broderick. Yeah, also me, me and Blaine, like a couple of weeks ago, we were talking about like older women that still got it.

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Anyway. Oh, Sydney Swini playing there? Yeah, which I'm sorry. I'm saying. I'm sorry, but like, Jane Fonda, 30. 30. Was 30. At just, and I'm like, you can, Jane Fonda, 30 air, was 30, I had just, and I'm like,

you can't have this 24 year old play with 30 year old, come on, you need a shulman. Barbara really the woman. I also already did the photo shoot with the costume, just like make that into a movie. Which one was it? She did a lot of costumes. She did a photo shoot and she had a lot of

the Barbara really costumes. But anyway, the real point of that story wasn't corny. It was that when I was watching it. False. I was like, oh, every, every, I was watching it. I was like, this is Star Wars. And my girlfriend was like, what do you mean? I was like, this is Star Wars.

You got some, you got this like, like Luke is just like this like dumb twink who's just like, doesn't know nothing about nothing. But then he goes out in the world. You got Barbara Ella. She's just some hot broad. Doesn't know nothing about nothing but he goes out in the world. He got Barbara relis, she's just some hot bride, doesn't know nothing about nothing, she's from Earth, they send her in the space. She crash lands on this planet, finds this dude who's like, if you took a Han Solo and put him inside Chubacca's body, that's basically the character. Because he's got the first suit.

He's like, he's a hunter, so he's working this like full brown long first suit thing. But he's like a swab bounty hunter. And I was like, this is Star Wars. It's oh my god. It's a pair of arms. Can I copy your homework? Yeah, just change it a little bit. Just change it a little bit.

Well, that's literally what it is. And I was like, and then we looked at the dates and it came out like maybe four or five years before it came out before Star Wars. Oh, really? A good while. So then, Star Wars copied Barbara Ella.

That's what I'm saying, yeah. Cause I was like, I was like, oh my God, did George Lucas like watch this? And he was like, now hold on, space all to see. Wait, so, wait, when did it come out, Barbara Ella's again? It's a Barbara Ella's. I want, that's the bar. 68?

Okay, yeah. Yeah. Someone in Chatsid Selma Hayek also. Oh, excellent. Excellent, yes, excellent. Let us know what other ones. Yeah, you're favorite milk. Who's in Saranon good? Very good lucky horror picture shows on a party. I was at the other day Some people say why no no rider I think she's not old. She's She's in her 50s. I would say we're never lost. We're talking older. I was gonna say, like she doesn't.

She's 51. Yeah, I think the cutoff is like 60s. Yeah, we were talking like, okay. Like, Social Security eligible? Yes, yes. That's an hotter. Yeah, I wanna see you in an ARP commercial. What was Devil's Word product?

Meryl Streep. Oh, Streep's still got it. 100% absolutely. I saw a photo on Instagram of Meryl Streep when she was like in her early 20s and one of her like now at 76 or whatever. And I'm like, gorgeous. Like never changing like obviously she looks older because she's 50 years older. Right. But like, the set kiss.

The only instance of a projectifying woman that I agree with. I feel weird about it, but if says Kayla was there, I felt okay. Oh yeah, no, it was definitely a bro moment, but it's an appreciation. It's like a wine taste. Yeah, because I feel like people are like when a woman hits a sick, they're like, oh yeah, when a woman expires, and I'm like, first of all, a woman never expires. Second of all, they're like, oh, she's like 35, and like, yeah, she's just getting started. What are you talking about? I made a joke the other day that like, I'm 33 now like 35. And like, yeah, she's just getting started. What are you talking about?

I made a joke the other day. That like, I'm 33 now and I'm like, I got two more years before like my, because I'm a woman on the internet. I mean, what are my, what's my internet age? It's like dog years, but I'm so funny. Yeah. Dude, that's like the,

I think there was like a Amy Schumer show sketch about that. It was like your last fuckable year or something. Like, she was like 39 turning 40, and there's like a bunch of female comedians like ushering her into like old age. So it was like Rachel, Drakantina, Fae and Amy Polar just being like, she had died and gone to heaven.

They were like, this is your last fuckable year. And now you're done. You're 40. Laughter there after 35, if you get pregnant, it's called a geriatric pregnancy. That's insane. Yeah, my sister had one of those and they're like, they said that and she's like, the fog.

That's crazy. Well, I mean, that's all we call. Just imagine, you feel like the Vivalves passed that because I guess like if we were only living to be like 40 for a while, then it's like your eggs just like die faster, but I'm just like, we haven't fixed it. Also 35, you just can start it. I think the way you fix it now is just like you freeze it. That's crazy.

That's crazy. I don't think I want kids, but I definitely don't want kids in the next two years. Yeah. And like, that's- How about when you're geriatric? Yeah, when I'm geriatric, 40. Let's see.

I honestly like that's- I've always felt that way of like, I would want to have kids way later, like 50. Yeah. When it's like, you had the best amount of your years. Yeah. You do all your fun stuff.

Yeah, and but it's also just like, when you're young and you want to travel and you want to like socialize and you have a kid, obviously it makes it way more challenging. And so, I feel like that's one I would want. Yeah, the problem is, once you reach that age, you're going to say you're 50 by the time to graduate high school, you're 68.

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Well, that's a doptan older kid. Yeah, that's what I would do. Like, people are, like, old people aren't old anymore. No. Because, like, I think back to my grandparents, when I knew them, before they all died, and they were like in their 60s, early 70s, and they were like the traditional idea

of what you think of when you've seen old person, like, hyped up pants, old shitty clothes, like, you know, all that stuff, not active lifestyles. an old person, like hiked up pants, old shitty clothes, like, you know, all that stuff, not active lifestyles, but like my parents are that age and they're getting around the same that they were, if not better, in their 40s.

It's what, like, I went to go get lunch with Kai a little while ago, lunch was 330. And we passed the late dinner. Yeah, it's always like two kids they were playing on the sidewalk and I saw a woman with a phone and I was like, oh, this gotta be their mom. Maybe get closer and it's like like it's an old like a grandma Like she's got like curly hair, but she was wearing like baggy camo cargo pants and like it's really cool top

And I was like, yeah I'm like, I'm gonna choose weaver in there. Everyone should dress how they want it. Yes forever. Yeah, I see I've even I've gotten comments I'm just like you're dressing too young and I'm like, you're, I want this, what I want to wear. I want to wear Scarlett Witch. That's, yes. Right, John? Jorz, I mean, Jorz's life. Jorz is like, I don't think I'm ever

gonna switch out to Jorz. And also like, the introduction of like, fitted pants. Yeah. I don't want to go back to baggy. I don't care if the trends change. I like, why would you want to wear? Yeah. Also, you're gonna be one of those uncomfortably ripped old guys.

I look forward to that. I'm comfortable. I would be one of the Beauflex grandadds. Yeah, that's gonna be you. The blame, that's what I see for you. Yeah. With the super all-white hair. Oh, so white, jet white, just dark.

It's weird seeing old man's strength take form. I know I'm only my early 30s, but like... Jerry after work. It's completely different strength than when I was in my teens and 20s. Yeah. It's fucking awesome. When people always talk about like, oh yeah, when they're like, when the dude is like 16 to 18, they're like, yeah, that's like the peak time when you're like the

most strong and whatever. All shit. No, as a weakest hell. Yeah. I could, current me could kick like five old versions of myself. That's a bit time travel just for that. You see you can be a hero of that, yeah. You can be a hero of that, yeah.

You can be a hero of that, yeah. You can be a hero of that, yeah. You can be a hero of that, yeah. You can be a hero of that, yeah. You can be a hero of that, yeah. You can be a hero of that, yeah. You can be a hero of that, yeah. You can be a hero of that, yeah.

You can be a hero of that, yeah. You can be a hero of that, yeah. You can be a hero of that, yeah. You can be a hero of that, yeah. You can be a hero of that, yeah. You can be a hero of thating elements. He met the older version of himself in his teenage years, and he was like skinny and shitty and nerdy, and then the next version was like this ripped 30 something year old, and he had the Arnold Schwarzenegger German access. And I was always like, I hope that that's my progression. You're a little away.

I'd be happy if anyone I know turns out to be like, what's his name? Chris. Chris, Ham's his name? Chris. Chris, Ham's worth? No. Pratt. Pine. Oh, can I remember his name?

Chris Evans. Evans. Evans in a endgame when he comes back as old. Is he still ripped? I mean, it's just, it's just him, but like handsome old man. Yeah. Oh, that, yeah, like when he was Joe Biden basically. Yeah, it was he was just a bit of Joe Biden.

Yeah, you know what I'm telling you, I don't think I would. I don't think I would. Yeah, they'll bring his ass back for another movie. Literally is us. It's like a whole slew of new Marvel movies coming out. There's so few years. So much more.

So much Marvel. It's kind of is anybody else playing that Marvel snap mobile game? No, I'm playing DC Clap. I'm not playing Marvel snap, I'm not that. Don't ruin my joke. You ruined my joke. DC Clap. DC Clap.

DC Clap. I'm just kidding. That's just two hands. I've heard a lot about Marvel snap. I don't know what it is. I know it's a game. It's just a mobile card game. You like, it's all Marvel characters.

Okay. Is it, it's Scarlet Witch? I have two Scarlet Witches. I felt like, you know, when a new Super Smash comes out and everyone's talking, like who their main is and so like that, I walked into that conversation with John and Gus today. And I felt very happy that they found something

that they're really into. I felt so left out and sad. I have not played that. It's too late for me. I'm not gonna, I can't pick it up. What? It's just like everyone's so far into it. No, I feel like I'd be like.

Not at all late. It just came out like last week. Yeah, I don't know. I don't need more reasons to be on my phone. This is like, okay, it's just fun. I'm just a thompson. It's so, yeah, I know, I think Tim Geddy's has been playing it a lot

and I think his Halloween costume, I think he was Cyclops from Marvel Snap. Like he was one of the stars. Yeah, he had this overlay on that. I love that. That's the best version of Cyclops. It was so good. It was so good.

It was so good. It was so good. It was so good. Trevor dressed up as the comic book version of Vision. Like, it was. It was shitty villain. It was very funny. But we have like a running gag and by running, I mean,

it's the last two years of like me dressing in a costume that's like pretty good. Like, looks fairly accurate in him being like the shitty version of like the partner. So it did like Harley Quinn and he was Batman last year, but it was the Batman kind of costume that had like the fake muscles on it. Like tied the back on the neck. And that has like little like weird flimsy, like fabric mask. It was very funny. It just immediately makes me think of like locking your job and going, where is she?

He kidded that a lot. It's like you see voice. I'm always having a day. He tried it on at home last year and he was running around the house going, I'm Batman. Did he do the other? I was Tim.

Oh, that's so good. That's good. His eyes look really good. But otherwise, pretty fucking rad. It's really good. But. And I, we decided to do the Incredibles, but like Elastigirl and OG, Mr. Incredible.

This. She's still working on my costume right now. We're trying to go to a party tonight. The party is in two hours. Yeah, I think it should be dry by the time. So I sewed the top. I sewed a blue piece of fabric and a black piece of fabric together to make the top.

And then I sewed boxer shorts into underwear. And I'm really like, do you know how hard it is to sew span next to kids? No, I do know how. I'm supposed to be cross-played. I'm supposed to be cross-played. It's very hard. Fucking hard.

I did make my own under suit for a Voltron cosplay once and that was the bait of my existence. Oh my God. I will never do that again. I did make my own under suit for a Voltron cosplay once and that was the bait of my existence I will never do that again I will just buy this in Tai Siu. I have one photo of it. I don't I'm so I've been allergic to cameras my whole life So I have like like I built a full oh my god. I built a full iron man From iron man to I think is it his suitcase one mark the mark 3 or 4, I don't remember, either 3 or 4. At a phone. One year for cosplay, I did Voltron.

I was Lance, but it was in the armor. So that was really cool. One time I made a true to scale clear roses shield. Oh, from Steven Universe. I've done Young Justice Robin. I did a fan Spider-Man drawing. There's one picture of it on the internet and I did the entire costume.

Oh my God. I did Fang from Final Fantasy and no pictures. That's so funny. I have one picture of when I was Cacuzzi from Naruto. That's it. Kayle is one of those friends where you just keep discovering how many skills she has. Every day you know them and it's just like,

oh, you fucking could sew and make cosplay. And then, oh, you know how to build props and all this stuff. It's like, damn. Oh yeah, I was like, I was a foam smith. I had learned like 3D modeling because this is, it's a single Pepecora and you take a 3D model and then it unfolds it into 2D And then you print that on cardstock Oh cut it up and fold it

Marcus did something like that for a big skull that we did for two spoons. Yeah, so like I did the armor like half that half foam I did a Loki like the Loki horn thing for my friend and the scepter like that one time nice Anyway, yeah, I was I was I stayed in the garage. Yeah, I spent summers in the garage and the basement. Give me or in there's no pictures of the iron ran. I think how would you actually rate it? Like if you were to see it at a Comic Con, would you give it for comfortability? Zero. I wore it.

I wore it one day, not comfy at all. It was heavy. It was sweaty. It was a w a so it was like October in Georgia, which isn't cold yet Right, but the helmet I was really proud of it's got I've got a I've got a slighty phone This is I didn't have a smartphone when I was doing Like the one where the keyboard kind of I didn't have a smartphone when I was doing mostly these. I was in high school. The one with the keyboard kind of side kick. It wasn't a side kick. It was a different, it was like the LG chocolate or something.

It was a Samsung one, so it opened vertically instead of horizontally. Oh, gotcha. And I know it's on that phone, and it's in a drawer at my parent's house. Oh, the photo. Yeah, so it's on that phone. If I can find the charger, I could probably get it.

Yes, we must see that. But on my next Halloween. Was it like one of these little bad boys? Thicker. Thicker. Yeah, but it did open that way. And then, uh... I missed those things.

Oh, and then I did... And then like went for school stuff, I would go too hard on character day. So I did full gray face for Marceline costume, and I turned my ukulele into her like base-axe thing. Oh, nice. And I made a whole dark link cosplay once. That was really cool.

I made the whole shield out of everything out of foam. I bought, I have decimated so many puzzle foam mats in my life. Just absolutely obliterated them. Amazing. I did three most good tears on book day and I had like the little whatever they had. Tuneck and then the sword and all that shit. But I hit a kid so hard that they sent me to the principal's office with the sword because he was like doing gross shit on the playgrounds and then they stopped doing character day after

that. You changed the culture. Sorry Anderson, don't worry. You're in touch. You're in touch. Stress up a lot for Halloween at your schools. Yeah. For Halloween, yes, for schools not necessarily.

That's like the sliver. It was white and like red metallic. I like how Gus is still trying to just find the phone. What cause that cat is in on it? Yeah. They keep stepping up on your shoes. It was white and red metallic and fun fact. Okay, so I had my own phone.

It was shitty flip phone. And one day it died. So I put my SIM card in my friend's phone. It was shitty flip phone. And one day it died. So I put my SIM card in my friend's phone so I could call my mom or so I could call my mom or something. I don't know why I put my actually I don't know why I put my SIM card in their phone. Either way I did that. You might have had contacts on the SIM. Maybe. But either way I put my SIM card in my friend's phone. And then when they sent me the new phone, they sent me what my friend had. And so my shitty phone as the replacement.

Yeah, because I had like phone insurance. So if something happens to the phone, they'll replace it for like, is that they replace it for free or you just keep paying on it like what you owed already? So you've been doing shop hacks since childhood. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they sent me the same phone that my friend had instead of like the shitty one that I had. Yeah, but I still didn't have a smartphone till college.

Wow. I remember when everyone dunked on you for buying the off brand Yeezies. Yeah. Who's the fucking Yeez now? Who's laughing now? Laughing now. I paid factory direct, me and Lee baby.

Hey, he's the, me and Lee. I don't know if they put fake names in there because I'm pretty sure that he had his name in there as Rockley, like the character from Naruto, but that's the only name that showed up for him as my agent. So I don't know what else, anything else to call him by. I see Blizz over there.

Oh, and I did almost a new reset, because he wasn't wearing his orange beanie. Yeah. Hi Blizz. Yeah, he was in chat like crazy. Yeah. I guess he found out, he found out a left chat. He found out, he was in chat like crazy. Yeah. I guess you find out. You find out that chat. You find a little chat.

You're in person. Can't see shoot with these glasses on. Then did you all see that, not, not, sorry to be a bit of a bummer, but did you see that thing that happened in South Korea the other day? Oh, we didn't know. Oh, yes.

I want to get back to that. Hello. Let's go in on. Okay. Here, come in. Hey, Blitz. Do you want to sit on this? Right here. Um, I think right here. Okay. For it. I'm gonna sit on this right here. I think right here. Okay. For it. Hi, I have a couple of notes for you.

Yeah, yeah, so I'm not a piss. You're not talking a lot about piss right now. And you do talk more about piss if you're doing this. I'm forgetting everything else that you need now. What do you know about streaming? Well, stream deck is good. OBS, the slabs bad. Have you ever, because I've done this. OBS. Slabs bad. Have you ever, because I've done this?

Do we have a deep throat? Have you ever deep throat a microphone? I don't think so. I don't think so. Please don't. These are fat. That would be impressive. That's, yeah.

Look, barb. It's like that. I've got it. This way, I've got it. This way, I've got it. This way, I've got it. This way, I've got it. This wouldn't stop me.

I wouldn't stop him. I've seen it. You need more piss, I'm gonna take it with me. It is curvy. This wouldn't stop me. It wouldn't stop me. I've seen it. You need more piss, more deep throw, more whiteboard. More whiteboard. What did you think today? When you walked into our office and saw all of us dressed as you. Yeah.

So my mind was like on a VA energy. And then, ooh, I must fall back. VA energy like the energy. Yeah, VA energy. Yeah, VA energy. That's what we drink. They have energy drinks for tomato juice. Yeah. I think they're free to. Cameron's like the energy drink. Yeah, the energy drink. They have energy drinks for tomato juice? Yeah.

I think they're free to eat. Cameron splashing us his fish. Oh, his fish. Oh, very cute. Um, but I walked in and I was like, oh, I saw Cameron first. And I was like, oh, it's just, oh, it's Cameron dressed up as me. That's so funny. And then I walked into the full office.

And I was like, everyone dressed up as me. And I don't know how to process anything going on right now and then more people were dressed up as me And I was like, okay, I think my favorite was Josie because she did like the video And also she had the picture so I think hers was my favorite one overall I had to tune out because I saw when Blizz did that I had to tune out I was like I can't handle this kind of content. So, oh. Well, a question for you then.

Who do you think did the best job? That's a good guy. I gotta say Kayla. Yeah. I'm gonna go to Kayla. Even though my beard has come off like throughout the day. I was gonna say Kayla.

She got the right necklace. She got the shirt. I did the facial hair. Yeah, I did the facial hair. I think Blaine was also good. Barb? I had the jaw shirt. I got the wind hair. I think Blaine was also good. Barb? I had the jaw shirt, I got the windbreaker. You did. That was a tackle ball.

That was a fit that I probably might wear tomorrow. Yeah. I don't know. I was going to say, look good. It was good. I was like, I put it on this morning and I went, this is a fit. Yeah. It was just on to something. It looked really good.

And I was like, okay, Barb, all right. You killed that outfit. I think everyone did a good job, except John. I like naming everybody. Like, John was Blaz, Blaz, Blaz. Blarbs, Blaz. Blaz. Blarbs.

Blarbs. I'm sad that Chris was there because he could've been blaz. I would love to see Chris dress up as Blaz. I know. We should tell him we're doing it again. Yeah, we should do it in no one else's outfit. Yeah, I would, I gotta be honest, I was half convinced I was good but the only one who showed up did you do it?

Oh, me too. I was like, nobody else has talked about this or replied to any emails. Well, it's really tough to coordinate something like this when Blizz is essentially in all the groups, all the black groups that we're in. And so we had to like private message each other. We had to send an email out to people,

but not include you on it. I wasn't in the email? No, of course not. Wait, I need to send an email out to people, but not include you on it. I wasn't in the email? No, of course not. Wait, I need to see that email, because I mean, it was like BCC everyone minus bliss. Ha! Also, do you know how hard it is to acquire

a normal chain that's not like eight pounds? Like I pulled one off from my way to quit. Yeah, I had it connected with a carabiner in the back of my neck. Just get it from that, say. Yeah, I got it. Every time I go to the carabiner, like a chain link.

Yeah, yeah. Everyone's chains were like eight pounds. They were. Like a Lynn blood had like probably twenty feet chain. Yeah, timing it in his back. Yeah, it was so it was like he was like, oh cool. And you just see him pulling it like a magician just pulling ribbons out. It was like, when is it going to end? I would be remiss if I don't make this joke. I'm seeing double. Four boys. This is the one that came in with no orange weeny. I, when I told the rage that we were, we as collect, I was like, oh, this is how a mob starts.

I kept trying to put the orange being on the front part of the line, you have to wear it. I've literally never seen you with a hat with a brim on it. And the fact that you wore this on today of all, I was expecting you to come in like your green lantern costume or the Spider-Man costume, but then you just rolled in looking like a, you about to drop the hottest country out,

but it's gonna be. I do like a country artist, no. And I walked in asking that question, but I wanted to try something new and I was like, oh, where are brim hats? Oh my God. It's because I haven't done it in a while. So.

I'm sick of you. And then today of all days. Yeah. It worked out great though. Yeah. Yeah. I think, yeah, hopefully, I think we're going to put together a little video with your reactions of like that.

Yeah. As we should have did that thing, did you ever see the Vindiesel video where all the dudes are dressed as Vindiesel and they kept just going family? Family. We've done that. We'll just say. Piss. Piss.

Piss. Piss. Piss. PISS. PISS. PISS. All of us did it. We didn't even have to cut up. Yeah, it was immediate. We have a video that we're going to put out to where it's that audio on TikTok that's like, and I look at him.

And you know, I mean, that's what we were doing. Okay. Yeah, I filmed that with you. I was wondering, looking back at Blizz. That's funny. We should do, so we're streaming here and there. But we should do a Piss Alert where we all just say piss piss piss Yeah, yeah, we'll do a little stream deck. I learned about that today. We're learning about

Stramming. Yeah, we should probably tease a little bit, but squatting force, which is basically all of us in John and Chris We're gonna be streaming on Yeah, we're gonna be streaming on Hopefully YouTube. Yeah, which is the squatting force YouTube channel more often probably at least three days a week. Yeah Board games video games Lego building crafting like all sorts of stuff variety and chat air Yeah, oh yeah me and Blizzard are gonna do a you're gonna want to see it. Yeah, you're gonna want to see it It's a lot of talk. You're gonna want to be there You're gonna want to, it's a lot of talk. You're gonna want to be there. You're gonna want to have the Tuesday show. Yeah, the Tuesday show.

You're gonna want to clip it. Guys, you want to be on the ground floor of this. Yeah, I'm gonna, it's gonna, it's gonna, it's gonna, yeah, I might want to say something. He's gonna, we're gonna open up and we're gonna both deep-sort mics. So that's, I don't know. That's what Tuesday's show is.

Yeah, that's what the Tuesday show is. No, we're gonna deep-sort the mics. It's gonna be really fun. It's gonna be really fun. Okay, I'm gonna go home. Okay, I can't, what are you doing? What are you doing? I'm gonna go home. Piss, piss, piss, piss.

I'm like a pro walking behind the camera. I know. I won't see any spoilers for Survival on Ireland, but I've been watching a playing girlfriend and just seeing all the shit, the shady shit that Blizz did while sitting here with my ally. Sorry, you're already off, you're already gone, sorry. You want to see the game. Oh, listen, you gotta play the game, I understand. You gotta do what you gotta do. Yeah, that show's still on, I think there's two episodes left

and it's amazing. I think there's, did episode eight just come out because if so, I think there's a lot. Seven, I think. Okay, so there's two. Yeah, they have one more elimination and then they're doing the final group. What was it eight that came out?

If eight just came out then there's one left. Because I remember with season one, there was four people going into the last episode. One vote and there's a final three that the three of the same episode. Damn, eight just came out. So yeah, so we only have one left. Finale is next week, I guess.

Fuck, all right. Of Survive Block Island, Milton. I don't know, it'll watch out. So yeah, there was. So we only have one left. Finale is next week, I guess. Yeah, fuck, all right. Of Survive Block Island, Milton. I don't know what I'll watch out for every time. It is so good. You guys are very entertaining. It's just like really good TV, just kind of naturally happens. And like, I don't know. Again, I don't want you to know,

there's been in the beginning, it was very by the numbers kind of season. And then you should just start popping off that way. I didn't think there was any way you could top our season one, but yeah, season two, season two really delivered. Season one's awesome though. Like, it's really good. Real good content. Yeah, hit calling the content. Quality. Quality. Quality content. Yes. This is not a segue or something I told this to do. I'm genuinely excited for trucked up to come out. I'm so ready. I Can't wait. I I it's good a couple weeks right? Yeah, November 17th is the premiere So so a new show that we did in case you missed the announcement. I think we posted like a trailer on Twitter

Yeah, yeah, it's a new show. It's face jam. Yeah, it's doing a show called face jams trucked up Yes, there's a lot of jokes about the title. Get forked. Get forked. It's a good in-bet. It's a fun competition show. And Caleb and I are both in it. Yeah. And that's all we'll say.

Well, some other people I think have talked about being in it, like Fiona's in it. Yeah. We had kind of talked around it a couple of weeks ago before it was like officially announced. Like the chicken, yum. Yeah, so Chris is in it. Poster Pete. I'm happy. I'm not shitting on any of her content because I think we make awesome stuff especially like all of our competition based shows that include all the multiple parties,

cheap, and hundreds and all that stuff. Yeah. I'm glad that on this one, they're not doing any sort of elimination thing. That's what I loved about it because it kind of takes the stress out. Yeah. I feel like it gets really like anxiety inducing when it's like you're going to get eliminated. But you could go home. So on this one, yeah, there's no eliminations. There is a winner. The winner.

And stakes. Yes. We don't cook stakes. Or do we? Who's the center? No, I don't think so. But yeah, no, it's very fun. Yeah.

Every episode is a treat. It's a treat in a half, I'd say. That's what I'm saying, yes, chef, for the following week. Yes, chef, for the way. Oh, yeah. And the funny thing is I didn't say it on camera. It was only behind the camera when I was saying, I'll camera, we're all going, yes, chef, for the way. Chef. Thank you, chef.

The best part of that whole show is the sauce monkey and a little chef's hat. Yeah. It was like the monkey hat from Face Jam, like the mask. Yeah. And it just had like a little chef's hat that was soed into it. And it was just like, he would be like

emoting and like talking or like pretending to talk or do things and the little hat would just be like, yeah. And then the very funny part of him eating through the mask. He just, yeah, just, just head down and you just see human mouth and mouth. Human teeth, human mouth and chin. And then just the monkey head going.

Also Nick or Sasamaki just not saying anything ever. So funny. Is the fucking best. Sasamaki plays a very important role on the show. The Sasamaki is the most important version of the show He's here that's the sauce. Oh, is that a monkey? Yeah, that was a bird. No, we invoke the monkey and he Three times he shows up Yeah, so that premieres November 17th. Yeah, I'm excited about it. Yes

So it's our winter though. Yes, that's really fun. So excited. It's already winter though. Yeah, it's like, it's like, no, it's November tomorrow. Winter starts December. November still. Okay, thank you. I like the, oh guess what, guess what, Gus, we don't really have given us any autumn

at this minute of month of autumn. Do the whole month. Okay, we would be going on winter break soon. That's what I'm saying. There's this perfect video that encompasses what it feels like to, especially in living in Austin or Texas in general, with the seasons where summer's like, all right, like, by all I'll see you later

and it's like, oh, it's been really fun. And then like, oh, do you know where Autumn is? It's like, oh yeah, she's right over there. And she's like, hi. And then like disappears. And like, I was back like, oh, over here. And it's like, where you go? And it's like, oh, and then like And starts running away and then winter shows up.

And he's like, oh yeah, Adam already took off. Yes, I'm accurate. Hey, man, it's like you get to, there's like, okay, so I feel like people will always joke about it like in Austin or Texas or wherever, but they're like, there's the false fall where it's like one week of like beautiful fall weather. And it's full of fools, autumn.

Yeah, fools, autumn. Yeah, and then it just, and then it goes in either one direction of back to being blazing hot or just straight in the winter. It goes back to blazing hot. Because remember, it got cool for a little while, like in early September,

we're like, oh, it was nice. And then the sun came back, it was like, fuck you. It was fully in the evening. I'm not done. Yeah, 100 degrees again. Yeah, I know it was like, fuck you. It was fully in the evening. I'm not done. Yeah, 100 degrees again. Yeah, I know it was like the perfect weather. It's like nippy in the morning.

If it could just be this for like a few months, it'd be so nice, but it's like two weeks. No, and then my least favorite season in Austin is a cold rainy wet season and also it's still daylight saving, so the sun sets it for. That's going away after this next round. Like it's going to turn the this weekend right the fifth. Yeah, I think. And then

reset and march. And then I think that's it. Did they finish voting on? Did it pass everything? It is. So that's the final round of daylight saving. So then we are done with it. 2023 is when it goes down. March, it comes back and then we're done. And we don't reset it. And I never have to fall back again in my life and I'll have to try to remember that stupid thing. Someone had a shit take where they're like they need to keep it. Why? For what? They said they did it in the wrong direction. Like they need to be in the other way. No, I don't agree.

Well, fuck you. No, honestly, the best time of year is March when it changes back to getting or where it's brighter for longer. I gear my girlfriend up for winter in time change because it's like seasonal depression's about to hit hard. And you're gonna be my emotional support human because it's gonna get rough. Oh yeah, it's gonna get bad.

Yeah. Like the gloom and the no leaves and just like the dead grass. Yeah, it's the office work. Was the movie really beat up the printer? Oh, office space. Office space. That is me and all of my types of depression once it hits seasonal depression.

I was really, I was beating the shit out of me. When I was in Canada, it was like, when in the winter, walking home from school at like 3.34 o'clock, it was already starting to get dark. That's right. I always hated when we, in the podcast here in the winter. Yes. It's like, oh, it may as well be midnight.

It's not. Yeah. Yeah. The best feeling is when you leave after the podcast and it's still bright outside. Yeah. I like a margin. And so I'm going to miss that. Oh, it's going to. It's okay.

Don't worry. March will be here tomorrow at the right time is going now. Oh, because of the winter of 2021 I am now a bit of a prepper Kayla. I think you are as well. Absolutely. There we go. I don't want to say all that I have

because when it goes down, I don't want our otters to hit me up. But we've slowly been kind of like stalking back up, our winter gear, and I'm very excited about it. Going into a full pantry with like cans and like things I'm like bring it on, here we go. Yeah, I feel like the, my main thing was like for this year was I realized I have only I have only winter preps and I was like oh I

don't have anything if like we have a summer blackout. I was like I guess old. Which happened a couple times. Yeah and that was like summer blackout. Yeah. They we I might like to see when I was in then also they started I guess a little guy. Which happened a couple times. Yeah, and that was like summer blackout. Yeah. My electricity went out once and then also they started, what is the call?

Oh, like a rolling blackout or a brownout or something? We had those, but then also they do that thing. I'm signed up with Austin Energy where they're like, hey, Santa for this program is saying two dollars a month on your bill. So, like, oh sure, okay. And then they control your nest. Yeah, like if you're like in peak usage times

and the grid is being strained because it's not connected to the rest of the country, then they'll just like, if it's too, if it's like cold outside, they'll turn your heat down, if it's hot outside, they'll turn your AC down. Like, or up, I guess. I can deal with like cold because you can just layer, but like there's only so much naked I can get in one.

Yeah, it gets sticky fast like go like Jump in a pool or something. Yeah, yeah Unless that pool has been like microwaves by the Austin. Yeah, I guess it's not very Refreshing like your blizz bathing in piss as he is What's that what's that code that everyone thought everyone goes to and just stands in it and pisses and drinks beer You're not talking about Barton Springs. Are you know it's a? No, no, no, it's like this one place where you can rent the stand-up paddleboard and get to it It's the docs. It's the awesome. Yeah, but like right off of it

There's like a code and everyone's always there and every picture. I've seen of it looks like the least fun Because it's everyone's shoulder to shoulder or bored to board or whatever. And they're all just standing there, I know on each other's piss. You're not annoying or something? Yeah. It's too much. I know, did I hear about that dude who was visiting Austin, I forget from where, and he went out, not to Barton Springs, but the free side of Barton Springs, and he fell on

a rock and cut his hand. Bark in Springs. And then he got flesh eating bacteria in his hand. Yes, I do, over that. And it was just like a couple weeks ago, like antibiotic resistant bacteria started eating his hand. Barkin springs. And then he got flesh eating bacteria in his hand. Yes, I do remember that. And it was like just like a couple weeks ago, like antibiotic resistant bacteria to start eating his flesh. Yeah. Holy shit.

Do you think that has anything to do with the Tesla factory? You think this one really does. You pass that thing where they're dumping. Yeah, they're doing. Yeah, where he was petitioning the city to increase the amount that he's allowed to dump per day from runoff into our lakes that people love here. That's cool. That's fine.

That's more of a better one. Listen, I've always wanted to have a superpower. And if it's this was what it takes, this is what it takes. You guys are cheating bacteria. Yeah. You guys are going to fork over 20 bucks to keep you a little check mark?

No, absolutely not. I think I'm done with Twitter. Me too. I'm going back to Tumblr. I'm actually glad you brought it up. I'm going to done with Twitter. Me too. I'm going back to Tumblr. I'm actually glad you brought it up. I'm going to private my Twitter. Because, oh shit, you're doing it live? Yeah, I just did it.

Oh shit. Oh fuck. Big, big, big, big. Everybody wanted to get in on Gus Twitter in the ground floor. I just like really, I don't know. I'm really not liking it, especially with the Holylon musk takeover. I was thinking about doing it on Friday, and I wish I had done it at the time,

but just like everything I've heard over the weekend. Yeah, it's not good. I think I'm don't agree. 500% increase on the usage of the inward, on the day he and he made the tweet about comedy is allowed again, or what the fuck everyone else. I was like, I've been putting out banger after banger on Twitter and only like 2% of them had the end words. I feel like it used to be a very

Sorry, I took a clue. It's over that. I feel like Twitter at least like in the first few years I remember being a pretty fun place and like a fun social media app But man, it's gotten real bad and like just not a fun place to be over the last couple of years. It's very, I don't know, it's very toxic, it's very negative, it's very reactionary. Very reactionary. And I just like, I'm kind of with you guys, like, I especially with Elon Musk and like all the changes that he probably has planned and it's the way it's going to probably turn into a really even more awful place. I do not have to.

Were you guys on that? I don't know why I messed this question. I know the answer. Were you guys on Tumblr when you had to about it? I was not. Bro, that was the... I had one just so that I could see all the gay accounts post about me. Yeah, no.

Man, Tumblr has loved Blaine still. But okay, so basically what happened, it was like watching a society collapse in real time because it was like, David Carp, didn't, boys, he sold Tumblr to Yahoo for $1 billion or whatever it was. And then it was like, oh, they said that they, okay, okay, no, they update that the terms and conditions, but like, it's fine guys, it's fine.

Oh, they said in, by next year, no more porn, no, it's okay, look,'s fine. Oh, they said in by next year, no more porn. No, it's okay. Look, we'll stay here, right? We'll stay here, but we'll make this other website called Mastodon or something. And if you go on the post porn, just do it there. And you can link your Twitter account to it. And then it just turned in the, hey, guys, are you getting weird ads about how you need your roofing replaced? And also, you might have type 2 diabetes. And if if you do you qualify for a study. You guys, oh you're getting weird local ads for a city that you don't live in because y'all who doesn't have the platform to put ads in the right place and also because Tumblr

is so uneasy to monetize only weird weird weird ads you're coming through. Yeah, okay, I guess I'll go on Twitter now and that's how I ended up on Twitter. What a journey. It got unusable. Yeah, okay, I guess I'll go on Twitter now and that's how I ended up on Twitter. Oh, what a journey. Yeah. It got unusable. Like, it was literally like the, you'd get really, really upsettingly weird ads. That's why it feels unusable nowadays though.

Yeah, the ads on Twitter have gotten a little out of control on about you guys. No, my um, my like related tweets have gotten stupid. Yeah. Like, I'm like, I'm not interested in business personalities. Like, as far as I remember, even the last five, six years, or whatever it is, Twitter just feels like, you go on it and you finish using it and you feel worse.

Yeah. I used to be really, especially during the earlier days where go on it and the biggest thing I'm gonna limit is that was how I connected with people. I made so many online friends who then became real life friends. Like my friends, Tam and Lucy out in San Francisco, James and Elise were even,

I would consider them Twitter friends before real life friends. Like these really strong friendships and I don't want to miss that opportunity, but I also like, it just doesn't seem worth it. The goal it takes for me. You just speak real life enemies now. Yeah, yeah. The thing that we mentioned earlier is apparently one of the changes that Musk wants

to do with Twitter is charge people who have a verified account, the little blue checkmark, $20 a month. That's funny. To keep it. Do you think it's because he's spiritual? I don't give a shit about that, but I'm like, I don't want to be spending money on Twitter. Yeah, also, I don't know how much I, I mean, it's, it's possible, it's true. Like, that was never officially confirmed.

It was like, sort to say and remember say, so I don't want to like, put too much stocking that, but I could definitely, it's something I could see happen. Yeah. Well, again, it's, it's, it's exactly like Tumblr. It's a, over, it's something that they overpaid for and overvalued that is hard to monetize because you can't control what people are saying on the platform and you get a YouTube ad apocalypse type situation where Coca-Cola is like, well, I don't want my ad next to Nazi propaganda.

So I guess we'll pull our dollars and I don't know where they're gonna put them, but they'll pull their ad dollars and then they get more desperate and start doing stuff like monetizing a blue check mark or letting anyone run an ad. So I, again, I, we'll see if it's a, like monetizing a blue check mark or letting anyone run an ad. So again, I, we'll see if it's a tailspin of death for Twitter

and we'll see if blue sky's good. If it does get to the point where like, I don't give a fuck about the check mark you can take it, but if it starts getting in that region where they're starting to like really implement any stupid bullshit changes. I'm probably just gonna like switch to private and just dip and just hold on to the thing because I think that having that is still valuable and then also, you don't want to give up your username for someone else to take it over and to do some bullshit.

It's a chance to be. But also, I have no longer want to be an active user though. Well, that's the thing about the verified accounts. It's like, for me, the biggest benefit there, so people can't pretend to be you and then take advantage of other people. Yeah. Pretending to be you and like,

so now you're light. Yeah, you're light. That's the big thing that's important to me and a lot of other people who have it. It's just like, I don't want people to be pretending to be me and fucking shit up or hurting other people just like, I don't want people to be pretending to be me and like fucking shit up or like hurting other people or like pretending, I don't know. It's just a weird situation to be in.

So like, that's, that's showing them in six months. So yeah, we're risking your DM saying that she got locked out of the Burbank account. Can you be, yeah, been more her $6,000. She'll send you 10 in return. That's not her. Yes, I am a client.

It's not? Oh, God. Oh, God, God. God of God. I am a Canadian princess and I require you. I could tell by your crown. Yeah, yeah. Have you guys ever gotten those rubes

as people pretending to be a celebrity asking for money? Do you know I'm talking about you? Yeah, I know exactly. Oh, yeah. I've never had it happen to me, but people have told me many times in the past X amount of years that they're like, are you this person on Tinder messaging me?

Are you this Twitter account? And I'm just like, no. My favorite was people would say, hey, I found you on Tinder or someone using your photos. And then they'll send me screenshots. And then I look to the screenshots of what they're using for their Tinder. It's the fucking worst photos of me.

And I'm like, you could do better. You could do better photos. You could do a better dude. Like someone that's better. What name did they change your name or do they keep it as blank? No, they changed it. I think there was a couple of people that kept it the blank.

I was like, I've seen it both ways. I've fully saw a profile for Fiona on like Bumble or Tinder one time. And when I ever see my friends profiles, I'll like it and then I'll screenshot it and send it to them and be like, found you and she was like, I don't have tender. And I was like, ooh, gross.

Yeah. On my own like. Oh yeah, I would match with friends just because it's like, oh, let's clear this up. Let's just get this out of the way. I matched with Dante one time. And now I think about what could have been. Wow.

I could be the hot pocket princess. Wow, you really could, dude. Dante's got some fire tweets. I love Dante. It's too bad that his platform is going down there. I know, I love Dante. He says, out of pocket shit, he's so funny. I love his inferno.

Yeah, yeah. Thank you. Hey. Don't laugh at that. Take that back. I wanted to get back to something I'd met you right before, Blitz came on. I guess did anybody keep up with that thing that happened in Ida one?

And so, over the weekend, how many? 150 people died. What? And everyone was out on a Saturday night for Halloween in their costumes. And I guess it was just like a crowd surge. It was crowd-couple. It was 100,000 people in small alleys. That's horrifying.

And 150 people got crushed. And the videos are unbelievably disturbing. It's just like a sea of people in Halloween costumes, going nuts, giving CPR to just like people all the outweighs are amazing. Yeah, and it's unbelievable how many people were killed and hurt in that. And just because everyone, or like a crowd of people,

all rushed and wondering. Yeah, it's a, that's scary. Really scary phenomenon that happens. There's, there's two things. I, I researched it after because I was just like, how do I never experience this situation? Yeah, there's crowd crush and there's crowd collapse. Crowd crush is when it's such a densely packed crowd

and like, people are essentially pushing from the back. And the, it, basically, you're not able to control your movement at all, the crowd almost becomes fluid. Like if someone moves, the whole crowd will move. This is horrifying. Is it cause of like bottle necking? Like they're all going for an exit or a... Well, in this case, it was, yeah,

it's not enough room for everyone to move. Yeah, so one person moves and affects next and next. And it's like a domino effect. Oh, that's fine. But like Travis Scott comes here. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, crowd collapse.

That's fucked up. Is even more fucked up. Is if someone at the front trips or if someone falls, and basically the next person will fall over them and over them and over them and then essentially it's like a worse situation that would happen. Because being on the ground is more likely. You become so compressed that I'm sorry if this is disturbing for people trigger warning, but you become so compressed that you can't breathe, you can't inhale anymore because you're

so compressed. And it's mostly the people who passed away in South Korea were women because they're shorter, like they're smaller. Oh shit. Yeah. So it's like you get pushed down by the crowd collapsing or oh yeah pushing around that yeah and that what Barbara said Like you're supposed to like protect your lungs try to yeah It's if you end up do falling go into like a stiff fetal position because it'll give you some room between your lungs

To breathe and also if you're if you find yourself in that try to get your hands like in front of you like this Yeah, they say what no matter what try to stay upright If you can't yeah, I also try to Not fight against the movement. Yeah, it's happening Try to like go with it and then after one of the surges try to walk backwards at a diagonal to get out Yeah, I yeah, that's horrified as a short person as a short woman woman It's like I people Well concerts you've been to I'm like I know good concerts Why, so I can see the back of someone's head.

So I can stare at some man's lower back. Like, I'm not gonna do, like, also if you see a crowd like that, it's just a void. I don't like crowds, I'm there. I can't if you can't, anyone. I know it's easier said than done, depending on the situation. It was fucked up because when I was watching the video,

it's like, I've been there. I've been in that alley, like where all of that stuff happened. I was like, oh shit, I recognize that. I've stood there. I was been in that alley. Like where all of that stuff happened. I was like, oh shit, I recognize that. I've stood there. I was like, we were retracing like, I was like a week or two after the event, but I was like, no one's fucking talking about the ex prime minister of Japan

getting down in the street. Yeah, murder. You were the fucking fallout weapon. Yeah, like two PVC pipe. Yeah, but then like you and I were talking about, it's like, oh, we've been there. Yeah, it was exactly where he was. I have pictures of that area.

Oh, it's fucking wild. It's right by where the deer tried to eat you. What? Those mother fucking deer at Narrow Park. If you ever see the videos of the deer in Japan where they bow, that's Narrow. And they tried to eat blame? I'll show you pictures.

What would you do? Well, I would have blamed. I got to the point. I didn't want to touch the deer. I wanted to like bow, give them crackers. But then I ran out you pictures. What would you do? Well, I, what a blame. I got to the point. I didn't want to touch the deer. I wanted to like bow, give them crackers, but then I ran out of crackers. And then they kept wanting to just like go for the softest tissue in my balls.

So then at one point, I literally, I'll show you a photo. Did you punch a deer in the throat? I would never. Did you punch a Japanese deer in the throat? I would never. That's a crime. That deer. I did grab him by the antlers and like steer him off of me.

Blaine, that's how they challenge each other. You could have got a gourd. Dude, I, I'm gonna show you these photos and I almost did get gourd. That's terrifying. Blaine! Yeah, I know. You should have punched in the throat,

they would have been better for you than grabbing it by the antlers. Play your arms, by your lungs and you protect them. And you let them go. So please, me, you just mean like, hey, hey, fuck off. I don't like lungs and you protect them and you let the Gory is me just me like hey, hey fuck off I don't like you show them you say hey, I have no no food no food and then I do the exact same thing with my dog And she still bites me and then he's like I'm gonna go for your dirt And I'm like ah and then I And now it looks like he's giving me head in that photo

Does the wait show Gus yeah, I Don't know he want to zoom in on Jesus. I, it's when it does the wait, show Gus. Yeah, I've said. Yeah. I don't know if he want to zoom in on that. There he goes. It's funny. I do that same hand motion after I give my dog a treat. Like I feel like a dealer in Vegas. Yeah, I go, I go like this and otherwise, it'll just be like, where's the rest of it?

And you have to feel like, I do this with my parents dog. He, if you're eating, he'll beg until you go like, and show him there's nothing, and then he'll just leave. It's, it's crazy. Animals are universal except that deer. All the people that I went with, they're all in these photos and they're having a great fucking time. And like, oh wow, so cool.

You're a trash can. I'm like, you're fighting for your life from that deer. You guys all have dogs. Yes. Did any of you know about the event going on this weekend? Like I think it was called Pubtopia. Yeah. Kristen and I happened to Pondit by mistake.

I got served in that for it. Oh really? Yeah. I was not know about it. It was over in Mueller. We were trying to get a housey on something. Yeah. Yeah.

We went to go get coffee at Halcyon over the weekend. And we just happened upon it. And we're like, there's a puppy, a whole puppy festival happening. We gotta go up to the front. Tickets are $35 a year. That's why I didn't go. And I asked, I went up and I was like, what do the tickets include? Just because I don't know, there's some free stuff they're giving away.

I don't know. And they're like, oh yeah, you get access to all the booths that are selling things and like food trucks that are selling things. You pay $35 to buy food. To buy food. And I think like some dog cleaning service was available there for you. You don't have a dog.

And but like we don't have a dog. We just wanted to go to the bar and ask to go. Yeah. Clean their dogs. I decided not to go because they want to pay $35 that have a dutch dislocate my hip. You kept on chasing actually the dogs. There's a lot of dogs.

My dog would simply lose her shit and then you'd have to leave immediately and then I'd be at the $35 to $70 if my girlfriend wanted to. I started doing this new thing with Dutch. I think I actually do it with Kono when I was watching her while you're away. If they pissed me off enough, I don't yell or I don't tell them to sit and to like stay or anything, I pick them up and I hold them like a baby. And they want to get down and run around and like, Dutch, I'll do this and I'll walk with him. When we're on his walk, I will walk him like he's a baby. And the rest of the walk he's like, okay,

I get it. He he's like perfect. Yeah, my dog, her punishment, I call it, it's called jail. I have a baby gate and I will just move her to, I have like, I call it the hallway. It's probably the length of this table and a half and I'll just put the baby gate up and leave her over there for five minutes because all she wants is like attention and then we just like won't look at her. You just avoid eye contact. Yeah, and she, and then she'll stop being like fussy or angry and she'll just like lay down and be like, I'm being good now.

And then as soon as she calms down, I'll let her out and then she's good for like 20 minutes and then she gets fussy again and that's never an example. You do that you did this thing where you're like, you don't get attention if you have your pot. If you're having four paws aren't down or something like that. Yeah, four on the floor is her command

because if she jumps on people and she's pretty big and she's getting bigger by the day. She's pretty like you brought to the office. She was pretty well behaved. She was really good in the off. Your dog is incredibly well trained. It's it's a thank you. I know you said at home. She's like a little night. She's a nightmare. She look. She bit and scratched up my arm yesterday. She pissed on my floor nine times while I was watching. Nine times. I didn't want to tell you about it. And it was all on tile so it didn't give a fuck. Okay, that's good.

It was totally fine. I think she had like a UTI. I think so too. Or she was just nervous as she was. Okay, here's the thing. Since I got her back from you, she's had two accidents with me and a living girl friend in the house. Is it more or less than normal?

No, I mean, this was a while ago. She was still a puppy puppy. Yeah, yeah. But then I had my friend watch her a few times. And every time she's like, oh yeah, she pissed in the office or she pissed on the floor and she's watching her at my house because she stays at my house to watch

because I have the cats too. So just like I stay at my house. And so it's not like an environmental shift and she doesn't care about who's watching her. And I'm just like, are you letting her out when she like she just has to pee a lot? Like she'll just go to the door just let her out. Oh, let's talk about I really have to go to the bathroom. I have to pee too. Yeah, we're full of this.

I'll just blizzle. Blizz talk. Oh. I'm having a discussion with some with polar bear TC and chat. Is it about this? Not sure if we actually did away with daylight savings time or not, if it was actually officially. You're still talking about that? Yeah, we're still, we're still.

We're here on the podcast Gus, we're here. So did anybody know? Well, my costume was by chance. Lots of people, now I told them all that they would be, you would be very happy to know that you recognize, they recognized a Waldorf in the Big Webber. I appreciate that guys. I am.

I was at a store several days ago. And for the first time, I encountered a QAnon person. Oh, oh my god. In Lyrell. In real life, like talking about that stuff. Was it my aunt? No. It was like a dude who was talking to another dude in the store

and was talking about how he goes to a website for the real news, I forget what he said. Oh yeah, I can say. Of course, JFK Jr. was coming back. The Titanic didn't sink. No. What? Okay, I haven't heard that one.

That's a new one. That's cool, so I like it. It was all rich bankers who sank the sister ship of the Titanic so that they could pretend they were dead and hide them. I don't know, he was going on about it. Yeah, the storm was coming. And then he brought, he pulled out, yeah, that's what he said.

First, that's why he started listening. He was like, hey man, you know, the storm was coming. It's always like, oh, he's talking directly to you. And he was talking to some other guy. I don't happen to be walking by in this small store. And then he pulled out a book and was like, this is the real history of the United States. And I was like, all right, I'm outta here.

I just turned around and walked out. I would have figured out what book that was. And I was like, all right, I'm out of here. I just turned around and walked out. I would have figured out what book that was. So I could read something that gets me about these conspiracy theories is when they talk about like these crazy things that didn't happen or like they're covering this up or like this is happening, I'm like, do you really think humanity's that coordinated

to be able to pull out something like that is like, who is also doing this? It's like them. But it's that? Who? It's that, but then it's also, there are real things that are actually real and super insane and fucked up that you could focus on

instead of making up stuff like Titanic. Yeah, like there's so much, if you wanna know, look, I'm not gonna trust the government, that's not what I do. But I'm just like, there's like real fucked up stuff that the government has done that you could hyperforce. Then we can acknowledge. Yeah, that we can acknowledge.

Go with this, yeah, and FBI stuff. Yeah, like the moon landing. Right. What? What did you say? Kayla? What's going on here? What did you say?

The bummer thing about all the Q-NON stuff is like, I used to, I remember I worked at a grocery store and there's a guy that was between jobs and he was a Templar. You know, and he was like in a secret society and he was talking to me about that. And then he was also like kind of a conspiracy theory and that's probably Q and on now.

Jonathan I think was his name. But I was so interested. He set me down this path of like being fascinated by conspiracy theories, not believing in them, but just like reading them and kind of being interested by them, they're fascinating. A lot of them are like really interesting. Oh, you know, what if and stuff like that.

All of this Q-Non shit is like, turn me off of that. It's like, it's fucking gross. It used to be fun. They were really fun. You used to be really fun. You guys watched, this was like, I wanna say early two, well,

obviously the early 2000s when this came out, but the documentary, the documentary, about how 9-11 was planned in life. Luz-Change, Luz-Change, I watched that when I was young and I was like, oh my God. It was compelling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Of course, like, now that I'm probably not. I'm like, yeah, that's probably not. But also. I mean, inside job, do you mean a series of things that the US military did that led to the event? Perhaps. Perhaps. Inside and that way.

I think what was it? We destabilized too many economies. South Park did a great episode about that stuff. You know, when they were like, do you really think the US government is coordinated enough to have pulled this off? It's not saying. You're not. We could barely get the Iran

Contra done everybody knows about that. That was the easiest one all they had to do was all they had to do was Bill was the Israel and they just like fucked out up like they had one thing to do They had one thing to do I say the same thing with election fraud like do you really think this many people understand how to cheat the system? No and like get like they've found instances of people who vote illegally and have identified all of them and have. It's so rare.

It's so rare. It's so rare. And so like the idea that millions of people are able to pull it off, like it's like, let's just stop and think. Yeah, it's hard enough to get people to vote one time in this country. Like you think they're going to several polio?

Absolutely not. I had fun experiences not kind of in that same vein though, it's like anti-mask people, which I've been counting more and more. I went to an Iron Maiden concert and I didn't feel comfortable because this was my first concert back after your pandemic and I was wearing a mask and I had like three dudes

call me out and I was just like, just enjoy the music asshole. Yeah. But there was a lady today at HB and I was wearing my mask just because I went to a Halloween party this weekend and I just wanted to say for everybody else. Yeah. But there was a lady today at HB, and I was wearing my mask, just because like, I went to a Halloween party this weekend, and I just wanted to say for everybody else. Yeah. And this one lady comes by and she's mumbling something.

So inaudible that I can't hear it, but it seems so very directed to me. And I didn't think anything of it. And then she passed by, she like took a U-turn, passed by again, and she like cough gagged at me. Oh. And she went, ah! Like, in my direction, like, she did it.

But then very quickly went away. And I was so confused, I just started laughing because it was like, I think she was trying to make a point, but it's just, it's just, well, it's like, well, we can do that, but I'm so, it's, I'm wearing the mask, so I guess, I'm fine. Enjoy your grocery shopping. Tortillas are over there.

Yeah, we're buttery. Yes, they're delicious. No, no, butter is the trigger you use in your bedroom. I don't like better tortillas. I tried it the other your grocery shopping. Tortillas are over there. Yeah. We're buttery. Yes, they're delicious. No, no butter is the trick I used to use in a sugar butter. I don't like butter tortillas. I tried it the other day when you brought them in and I was like, The flour ones are great.

I haven't tried the butter ones. So normally when I was a kid, I would always get the flour ones and then melt a little patta butter on it. Yeah, that would be tasty. That's great. They're pre-made butter tortillas, dog shit. It just like, it felt,

you know when you eat something and you're like, I can feel that in my artery? Yeah, like popcorn mother. Yeah, it's like a lot. Have you smoked the candle? Have I talked about this before? I don't want to. There's a butter tortilla candle.

Oh yeah, yeah, I smoked it. And it stinks like shit. Yeah, I, I, I only like that lady. Maybe she smoked it. Maybe she smoked the butter tortilla. Yeah, I was just, I remember by the butter tortilla. It's Mabelian.

When I was in New York Comic Con, they had popcorn stations set up. The entire convention floor just seemed like fucking a butterpot. Oh yeah, it was so strong. It was like steel popcorns. I still work in a movie theater. That was, that seat sensor was there.

Yeah, I'm everywhere all the time. Did you ever encounter the hot dog thing? Do you hear about these things? You might have to be a little more specific. Okay, so the hot dog thing, I heard it's some cinamarks, or maybe the ZAMCs I can't remember, they would have hot dogs out. And if they didn't sell, they would reuse them for the next day, but over time the hot dogs would develop a green goo.

So you'd have to wash off the hot dogs in the sink and then throw it, put them away. No, we never did that. Okay. I don't even know if our theater sold hot dogs, but we actually like had a very strict cleaning process and like those Canada. That's something. That's also an urban legend kind of thing. I heard it from enough people that I gave it some credency. I would believe it. They're the same people also tell the Titanic relief in the scene. Look, anything for capitalism. My favorite audio thing is holy shit. Capitalism really popped off today.

The way he is. There's a lot of pop-puff this time, the way he's. Since it's Halloween, I feel like I should mention this. Have any of you guys seen barbarian? No, I don't think I can. I can't watch scary movies. Two scary movies. I would Halloween ins instead. Which I heard was not super duper great.

I talked about it a lot. It came out on streaming, I guess, and I was flipping through over the weekend. So really? Yeah, it's time to be a man. A fuck yeah. A barbarian. Yeah.

Didn't that movie just come out yet? Yeah, it's on his real max already. Probably, yeah. So that's what I was like, oh cool. I started watching the trailer, and I got halfway through the trailer, I feel like I should stop this because- Yeah, I'm gonna give away too much.

It's gonna give away too much. And I'm glad I did. Cause if you think about watching them, we do not watch the trailer. Cause after I was done with the movie, I watched the trailer and I was like, oh, I stopped at the exact right moment to save myself from learning too much about the movie.

Audience, if you need a good scary movie for tonight or just any in general- Barbarian. The guest, the guest. The guest. It is so fucking good. No, watch how it's bugged to you, babybearing. The guest. The guest. The guest. It is so fucking good. No, watch how this book is too, baby. The guest.

The guest. It's like one of my top 15. Is it old?, scary though? It's more like thriller and, ah, fucking rocks. It's got the girl from it follows in it, she's great in it, it's so cool. It's so cool, you should watch it.

I can't watch scary movies because I'm a little bit baby that doesn't like being scared because the world is already so scary. Sure. But, I'm gonna watch. I'm gonna watch, folks too. That's from movie for you.

That's all I'm gonna watch. But, my girlfriend was talking about this movie Pearl. That's like a prequel to X. Yeah, X-Maka? No, it's just called X. And apparently, there's a woman in the first movie who's like a super old lady, but she's played by the young girl

I guess or a girl that plays the two roles in the game. Oh, wait. No, I'm sorry. It's a there's a okay So there's an old lady. Yes, and then there's the they're shooting a porno on these like imagine if you rented an air B&B the shoot a porn and a B you don't want the owners to know if that's what the plot movie is yeah But the girl who's like in porn, in the prequel, plays the old lady who's the bad guy in the first movie. But she's also young in the new one, so she looks the same as she did in X, which is the sequel. So it's like the girl plays the old lady from the first one.

So she's not playing the same character, but since it's her same face, it's like a thing of like, oh, that's why this woman went crazy because she reminded her of herself for whatever. But I can't get past reading this enough. So that's scary enough for me. Yeah, that's scary enough for me. Kayla's the kind of person you were playing,

what's that game? The Corey. The Corey. And the whole time you were just like ring in your hands together, and like watch, just, and that was just a video. It was just the intro, too.

My girlfriend's been playing all of those games, like all of those, like, choose your own adventure kind of thing. Yeah, no, it's one company that's been, super massive. Yeah, she's played like all of them all throughout the entire month. And it's just been her, like,

it's just been her, like, in the gaming chair, just, like, playing it, and then me, like, on the bed watching it like this. Just, like, I'm, like, halfway on my phone, because I don't want to fully look at it. The fact that you're in the gaming chair, just like playing it and then me like on the bed watching it like this. Just like I'm like halfway on my phone cause I don't wanna fully get it. In the room is a prize. It could be playing Marvel Snap while that's going on.

I could be playing Marvel Snap while that's happening. So you're not gonna be playing Dead Space, huh? Dead Space? Absolutely not, no. Or whatever Clipstone Protocol? Oh, you see that? Clipstone Protocol? No, no.

Is that the one with Ashley Tisdale? I don't know. There's a new one of those until dawn games coming out with Ashley. With Ashley Tisdale. No, no. Stopro call is basically like, it looks just like ghost. God fuck. What are they saying? Dead space. It looks like dead space, but it looked just a different game. I tried to play dead space or a dead space to one point in my life. And I couldn't, I ejected the game and I sent it back to Gamefly. And we, I'm not gonna remember them.

Deep cut. We're doing a family video on a snow day and playing Dead Space. That was the greatest snow day in my life. I think about that moment was just such fondness. I miss the past. Snow days as a kid. Yeah.

I was the best. X is pretty great and it also has like the funniest penis reveal played for laughs. Oh Okay, no kid cutty I think kid rocking my head. No Yeah, okay. Yeah Did you guys since it's been a while since we've talked about it? Did you guys finish house of the dragon and Rings of power. Yeah, I finished both of them. I finished neither. I haven't watched either of them.

I haven't seen either of them. I haven't seen either of them. How's the dragon? Really good. So fucking good. It has, okay. I went in with low expectations. This is?

And I was like, man, that, they fucking knocked it out of the ground. Yeah, they did a really good job. It's so good. They're not gonna renew it, are they? No, they are. It's a whole to like 2024. I think the show runner Miguel, I don't know how to say his last name,

Sapachnik. I think he said he's not gonna show run season two that someone else is gonna do it. So, they took it all away from God. Who are the original show runners? It was, was it Damon Lindelof? No, it was the other guy. Sorry, yeah.

They were like signed on to do a Star Wars and then I think they threw it all away in those last five episodes. It's funny, I can't remember. David Benioff and White. And Dan Weiss. Yeah. Gotcha.

Yeah. Remember, maybe he wasn't the showiner. Maybe Miguel Sapochnick was the director. Anyway, he's not gonna be doing part of season two. But Shlaps is you did a great job. Yeah, but C1 was really good. It's a very, it's very like Game of Thrones universe, obviously, but a very different show than Game of Thrones was.

I like how it was like covering essentially one family to, you know, for the most part. The way the Eric Bordor described to me though, he like, he said that, but it sounded like he was just white people succeeding and I was like, I don't know if I need to more shows. I get that. That was one of the problems I had going into it.

It's just like, they're already in pet like, you know, the first series is about like everyone's vying for this one throne And it's just this family who already kind of has it and it I feel like stakes aren't I really agree with that. No, like success. I Like people succeed. I was concerned what's that before the show started But it's I don't I think it's a lot more dramatic than that and a lot. There's a lot more moving pieces Is there, how, what season of Game of Thrones would you compare it to?

In terms of goodness. Good question. In goodness? Yeah. Peak. Like two. Like two. How many did they go for?

Seven. Too many. Eight. Eight. Wait too many. Eight. It was. Five and six. When they started doing the mountains of brother, the little character arc, that's when like Game of Thrones had. I probably wouldn't compare it to like my favorite season of Game of Thrones, but like maybe like second or third

favorite season. Okay. Maybe I'll watch it. I rewatched True Detective Season one because I really needed to pick me up. Yeah. What? Yeah. that's the show you chose for a pick me too. Literally last week, Blaine was talking about how he was feeling together. He was going to watch True Detective to make himself feel good again. And then he started talking about how that's when McConaughey became McConaughey. I go for like the little mermaid. I go for what he harralls in cheating on his wife several times. Yeah.

It was fucking great. And I was looking into it. So we talked about this on the podcast. Season one, great, perfect TV. Season two, dog shit, Russian production. Season three, very good. They're like all sorts of white shows. Yeah, season four, they're apparently they're like

working on it. It's a different show. You're saying there's some stuff about it. Yeah, it's interesting. It's a different show runner, which I'm concerned about. But it's like the setting sounds fucking cool. Is it Texas? It's Alaska.

Ooh, Alaska. Like Fargo. It's got Jodie Foster in it too. It's Fargo, Alaska. No, Fargo was Minnesota. Minnesota. It was so much so I don't know. I mean, but it's Fargo, North Dakota, but Brainerd was in Minnesota, I think.

So it's like it was North Dakota, Minnesota. Okay. For who's good, I miss when I was watching that. I'm maybe I'll rewatch that. Yeah, he's like, well, a two in McGregor. I think that that's what at least going to. It's you and McGregor playing two roles, two in McGregor. All right, let's, let's go ahead and wrap this up.

Cool. Cool. I have to pee. I have to pee. Happy Halloween. Thanks for watching. Everyone be safe out there, Halloween. We'll get some candy. See y'all next time.

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