Rooster Teeth Podcast - Pancake Podcast 2020 - #585

Episode Date: February 25, 2020

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I'm Jeff. And I'm Gus. We're making pancakes. Oh, this podcast is brought to you by Gordash. I forgot to say that. Thanks, Gordash. How often do you have a Pancake Podcast? Once a year. Shrove Tuesday.

And you've had this how many years now? Like six or seven? And I'm just the first one I've been invited to. Whose fault is that? I was gonna say it's turning his fault. Fight myself. We got all kinds of podcasts. We got all kinds of pancakes.

We got normal pancakes. We got vegan pancakes, we got all kinds of pancakes, we got normal pancakes, we got vegan pancakes, we got Gavin pancakes, we got keto pancakes, and we're gonna try to make spicy pancakes. Oh God, is that why you have that one chip challenge thing? We got some cayenne pepper, we got some jalapenos, as much as you want. We have not mixed it yet, we can make a spicy pancake. Is this your big dump?

What? Something damp? Something is damp. Uh-huh. Did you pee yourself over running over? How did it get to gum, damp? You want a pancake? Who wants a pancake?

I want a pancake. What do you want? And I'm going to do his, because you just had one? You gave me the test pancake. But it was, I was doing you a thing. What do you want, Barbara? What do you want in it? You can make gabbons first. Hey, can I ask you a favor?

Well, I'm I've got settled with the keto pancakes because I have been keto, but I'm not I'm currently fat. I'll put myself at the bottom of the list and I will make you know pancake. You're on two. Okay. I was gonna say I just water. No, I just put me at the bottom of the pancake. No, you have a fucking girl like I'm gonna be cracking out these keto cakes, but I want to taste the real pancake. I'll get you water right now. All right. Thank you. I'm gonna be cracking out these keto cakes, but I wanna taste the real pancake it will blow. I'll get you water right now. All right, thank you.

That's it. Or soundboard is really in depth. What do you want in it, Gavin? Chucky chips. You wanna put it on yourself? Yeah. Yeah, I'll pour your base, and then you put your toppings on.

I legitimately have to say, I think this is my favorite time of year. Like people like Christmas or Halloween, or Easter or whatever, I like pancake podcast day. Well, it's not necessarily celebrated. It is a rarity that Gus Arola lifts a finger to help another human being in any way whatsoever. So having Gus make you food?

In my defense, Ruck has queued at most of the work. They assemble all this and brought all this out. Also, I will say I feel like Gus is a lot nicer recently. And you think it's a veganism? And more considered of other people's feelings, come with Gavin, too.

What has changed around here that would make me nicer? Something happened on the podcast. Not quite sure what, but is it, is it that I've started to come on more often and you love me so much that I'm excited in a good mood Because your old buddy Jeff is here exactly. Yeah, that one looks like bomb. That's a vegan pancake We're gonna football what's the difference between the two? What are they used in place of deliciousness?

They use Whole wheat flour unbeached unbleached wheat flour organic organic cooking sugar, pea protein, brown rice flour, vital wheat gluten, leavening, potato starch, cassava starch, salt, spices, anthem gum, monk fruit. It's a lot of ingredients. Hey, you know that old adage that like when you're done with the horse you send it to the glue factory. So thank you, I need to see the water get here. Yeah. In your estimation, is that still a truth statement? Like do you think that still happens? But we make glue out of horses? Yeah, I thought it's careerless now.

Probably. I asked because I went to Hawaii recently and I went horseback riding and the horse they saved from the dog food factory. Apparently they sell old horses to dog food factories and they chomp them up and make dog food out of them. Dog's eating horse? Yeah.

Do you think dogs are aware of horses and that they're eating horses? Do you think dogs, I don't think they give a shit. Do you think racing dogs run fast or if they eat racing horse? That's a good question. What did I miss? Oh, shaking is for like two things.

We're talking about vegan or shaking. Dog's eating horses. Yeah, it's fun this morning, Barb Listen man. I don't want to talk about that. Gavin you missed an achievement hundred video today that you would have enjoyed Both me and what was it? I had a great time. Why wasn't in my calendar? There was a versus a you know a new season of versus age versus core That's hilarious and This one was jinga so they just had to play team jinga But they had those electrodes on their arms and I got to push the button to shop them.

It was just really fun. It was like contracting our muscles. So you knew what you wanted to do with your arm, but your arm wasn't doing what you wanted it to do. Yes, please. I made a spilly. Your arms were doing what I wanted them to do. Yes, it was fucking hilarious.

It was painful as shit Yeah, and I don't want to give anything away about the video But there's one person from a Shima hunter who was doing this with us who I think is a sadist Everyone knows who that is Because Shima hunter is a Potentially a sadist. Well, I've never seen Michael react to any electric shock. Well, it's not Michael.

It's not okay. He's not a sadist. Shocked with chips, or. Cool. In a G100, might be the closest to being an actual psychopath. All right. There you go. Yeah, there you go.

So I'm gonna say, if one person from a G100 turned out to be a serial killer this whole time, who would it be? Definitely Ryan. Yeah. In a G100, would it be the perfect cover for being a serial killer? You're like traveling. Mm-hmm perfect cover for being a serial killer. You like traveling

Yeah, always like in a different city always got a selection of weapons to choose from right I think that you're on some FBI list now Are you burning my chips? I think your chips are you making like a Mickey Mouse? I was gonna make a Mickey Mouse That's a door because they're all on the end. We should have put a little layer on top. Ah true Yeah, didn't think well no for the next one because they're all on the end. We should have put a little layer on top. True. Didn't think that one.

Well, no for the next one. Yeah. Shrove Tuesday. How many have we done of this? We started this at the old studio, right? Down South at 636? We did, yeah. I want to say the first one was in 2013.

That's about right. Because you were made fun of me in 2012. What was it? So we've only been doing this seven years. It feels like longer. Well, it's my favorite time of year. You're like this better at the steak off. Why is it your favorite time here?

Just because of the pancakes? Pancakes, I just like, I love breakfast food. You can make them anytime, they're available here. You can, but do you want to? It's a lot of work and a lot of mess for... You could just buy some pre-made. Instead of coming here where everyone gets all the ingredients. I'm getting it for free.

You can chop everything up. While we're on the subject of pancakes... It's so cool! What do you prefer? Pancakes are w else. Let me while we're on the subject of pancakes. That's so cool. What do you prefer? Pancakes are waffles and why? I think I prefer waffles. I like a little more crispness.

I think I'm gonna predict this. I think this is gonna be one of the most divisive topics with our audience. I like the storage of a waffle. True. And the capacity for flavor. I like pancakes better. Okay. Well, A, you're wrong, and B, Gavin, and Gus are correct.

And they gave all the correct reasons, which is A, it's crispy, because of all the ridges, you get extra crisp on every bite. And B, it holds the butter in place. Thank you. So you can have a little liquid butter reservoirs. I don't have butter on my water. You praise me about butter. I love butter.

I'm from Alabama, man. That's all we do. Butter? Yeah. I thought there was also water. You praise me about butter. I love butter. I love butter. I'm from Alabama, man. That's all we do. Butter? Yeah. I thought there was also racism. Yeah, that's that. It's it's polodine and uh...

It's poloduc, I guess. Yeah. Polodine. They're a duke and fucking your cousin. Alabama. That's obviously flag, right? And there's probably some Epstein in there too, honestly. Have you ever eaten just a lump of butter?

Yes. What was the occasion? I wanted to see what it tasted like to eat a lump of butter? Yes. What was the occasion? I wanted to see what it tasted like to eat a lump of butter. How are you? Are you like me where if you have bread at a restaurant and you're supposed to like cut it in half and put butter on it, do you just like keep cutting slices and adding more butter to each slice?

Here's the deal. Or like every time you take a bite, you add butter in the meat that you just took. I don't add butter to bread at a restaurant in that fashion, because it feels like a whole production. And in the moment, it just seems like I'm trying to put a lot of the focus at the table on me and what I'm doing. And so I try to be as in-appetrusive as possible.

So I go, sand's butter coming out. I go, sand's butter at all restaurants when there's bread. As much as you like butter. I know. Yeah. So my first time you can vegan pancake here. I want to point out. Yeah, I got some vegan. You don't make them at home. I know I want a real-time vegan whipped cream. It's because you like swaffles better. So why would he? Yeah, I like that sound It's satisfying. All right. Let's see skits. Keep what's this shit all about?

I'm gonna guess it's gonna be pretty good actually Keats, Keats. What's this shit all about? I'm gonna guess it's gonna be pretty good actually. Those are gonna hold Packard. There you go. Yeah, two specials. Keeto ones taste pretty normal too. I have a different brand of Keeto ones at home

but they're about the same. Do you wanna pick? I'm gonna make one here in a minute. Okay. And that minute is as soon as you get away from the grill. So hurry up. No, take your time. I don't know if this grill is very hot though. I'm gonna make one here in a minute. Okay. And that minute is as soon as you get away from the grill. So hurry up. No, take your time. I don't know if this grill is very hot though.

I'm telling you. It made a very light Mickey Mouse. It sounds like excuses to me. Is this ready to go? Sure. Do we have people at home making pancakes? Show us your pancakes. Ah!

That's a, it's a Marti girl, right? I'll give you some beads if you show me your pancakes. Is it Marti girl? That's a, what show of Tuesday is. It's like fat Tuesday. Right. You'd think after seven of these, I would know that by now. It's okay, Barbara.

Oh, we're sitting down and squishing it. I dropped a banana in between the couch cushions. How much money to eat this? We've all been. We've all been. It's good. People's butt crumbs. Covered in hair.

I'm gonna start working on this spicy pancake here. How spicy can a pancake be? Oh, is that what you wanna do? Yeah. Are you gonna eat it? Yeah, yeah, he'll eat it no matter what. Do you wanna make it? I just wanna hurt you.

I don't wanna hurt you. It's good. So you're gonna use that. Do you wanna use that? What do you have here to help me with? We have some Tabasco, we got some cayenne, we got this mad duck, I was warned, do not use more than a drop or two of that. No, no, you with we have some Tabasco. We got some cayenne we got this Mad dog I was warned do not use more than a drop or two. No, no, you can use more. It's fine at Rick

Wow, damn we're gonna loosen for the entire podcast. There is a soundboard dummy You should use it with extreme care jalapenos You set my own risk. I fully understand the potential danger. Let me see it. You could actually hurt yourself. Damn. I am not an ebri, it was not sound like. Let's see it. That was sick. And some fresh, cut jalapenos here as well. Okay.

I'd do it for spicy one. Do you, do you a West? No, no. What's a Skogel known as thing? You said you're worse. Have you ever had spicy stuff before? Like really spicy. What's really spicy like

Your mouth goes numb one Let's go, well, is it? Yeah, it says over one million. That's a granically incorrect. I mean more than one million I almost collapsed and died when I had that jalapeno that one time I thought I was gonna die. What are you rooting the rest of that pancake? This is set aside specifically for the spicy we tricked you What was it we told you that it was If he said it was a sweet pepper. Yeah, or like a pickle or something. Well you that's here. I heard about it Okay, I don't think I was it was you guys are coming. It was a new Bronfels. I think I was with Jason

I've never been more nervous than that. It's a really good thing your athletic skills have improved over the years. Listen, I got nothing but faith in Gus Arola. I'm gonna need a cool down pancake for off to this one. Oh, it's working on that too. We have a bucket and milk. But we will have both for you after this is made. This is I can already smell it just for opening it. Okay, after this is made. This is, I can already smell it, just we're opening it. You can do it. Go back to Gus. Oh God, no.

You can do more. You can do more. No, no, no, no, you can do like two more drops. No, no, no, no, it's two million scoval. That's how that works. I guarantee you, there will be a problem. We'll have to have a medic over here. Now, how much do you put in?

Two drops. Two globs? I wouldn't say drops. He put in not enough, but that's okay. Do you ever win the man was the hottest thing in the world? Yeah, do I have to add more water to this? No, there is water added. Eric. He can he can add more if you put on me. Oh, you should put all the Minnes in it. If you do it on the grill, which what's that? I'm saying he can you can put more in as long as Eric tries some to I will absolutely

You put more in I will absolutely try it. Oh, 100% absolutely don't put more in you got to put more in you put more in I will absolutely try it 100% absolutely don't put more in you got to put more in you put more in I'll try it I expected you to bitch out there I come absolutely not No, I can see you what you're I already put you gloves You just said more Eric you didn't say how much more there you go broadcast is gonna eat this for it. Keep going Rodcast is gonna eat this. For it, keep going. No, stop, oh god. Oh shit man.

I don't think you guys really understand that and what it will do to you. I think you could put in two more drops. No, hold on. How hot does sauce go, like 12 million? I think it goes to a number you can't count. If it's saying what did it say? Medically only use two drops or one drop?

Well he's not like you, he's gonna eat it, it diluted amongst all of this though. It's true. That's what that's He's not gonna get the two drops. He's gonna get a tiny portion of the two drops Well now there's what they accounted for with the instructions What's Chapsing Spicy pancake sounds horrible put more in If you won't eat it, I'll put more in. You all are. If you won't eat it, I'll put more in. Hey, Gavin is really fun having you on the podcast.

Put it in, said no one ever to Gus. It happened once in a dream. So what else are you putting in there? I'm gonna put some jalapenos in. What's the ton de grille? I need Tabasco sauce. Uh, no, I think we got this card. You sure?

I put some cayenne for color. Beautiful. It looks a little bit color to it. It looks red. Yeah, that's because of the amount of drugs I think we got this card. Are you sure? I put some cayenne for color. You know, it doesn't look so cool. It looks red. Yeah, that's because of the amount of drugs you put in there, per the amount of pancakes, which isn't much. Make sure you make plenty for Eric. Very hot.

This is very hot too. cayenne's not bad. It's overrated. That's true. This makes me just want to eat all the ingredients on the table by themselves. You can do that too. It's America. It is America.

Currently it is. You guys vote yet early. I did look like my early voting sticker. I voted early. Try to both my boob. Guess I'm a sucker for them. Hey, I think I'm a sucker for voting for. Sucker.

Did you want to talk about that or you want to kind of keep it more private? I'll talk about it. I'm care. Let's go for it. I voted for Warren. Okay. I think I like both Bernie and I like Elizabeth Warren, but I just have to go with Elizabeth Warren for myself. I'm gonna vote for Amy Klobuchar. Do you have any of those big reasons? Yeah, I took a bunch of tests online and I'm- It's Buzz plus speed, so you don't really- It wasn't plus speed. God damn. And I just continually am aligned more with her than anyone else. So-

Was that the one we're asked you about? What was my- How care and guns and all that stuff? Yeah. Go on here, you want to give one to Eric? He's got more. Okay. Is that milk?

Regular milk in case you need it. Oh man. Do you want some regular milk? I'm not going to have any of that. No, just to have it, because I can't drink this. Oh yeah, just for fun, sure. Wait, what even, you're not gonna have this? I'm not gonna have one of these.

But they have all the milk on them. No, even though I've been struggling with trying to rationalize who to vote for, to figure out who'll have the best chance and to go up against Trump and whatever. But then I just realized, I just have to vote for the issues that are important to me, and that's what every American should,

and then whoever wins will be the person that should win. So yeah, yeah, we have to do it that way. We have to play Uno again when they're deciding it. No, we don't, why not? Well, how to do anything? Uno of the movie The Dose. I mean, that's the perfect hunt to do it. Is that the time you did it last time?

Yeah, Jack wanted to go home and see who's. It was election night. It was like that day, right? Yeah. And that's when you did the three, three hour, four hours. go home and see who's there. It was election night. It was like that day, right? And that's when you did the three hour, four hours. Yeah, that's when our game of Uno got out of hand. Oh shit. We thought it was gonna take about 25 minutes, like three hours, but I set the score to 500,

which is a lot. It's a lot. Apparently, that feels like when you play those like 50 turn Mario games, yeah. Where they just, I don't know why the jump between that, like 15 turns, I guess, what takes an hour. Yeah, it's definitely about 10 turns an hour or so. Yeah, okay. So maybe I'm not crazy. He is 20 cents an hour on Mary-Pah 8. The most recent switch one was about 10 an hour I thought.

Okay. Yeah, that was weird that one. I don't know if you'll want to put those on the same tree. I'm gonna put it on the other side. Okay. Do you guys read all that all those specs about the new Xbox today? It was interesting. I saw Cyberpunk 2077 said that if you buy the game on the Xbox One that you'll automatically get upgraded to the Xbox One X version. Yeah, because they have that. I can't remember what they called it, but some kind of smart something. Yeah. They did automatically knows which version of the game you should have and it's the most optimized for the Xbox that you own because it will be fully backwards compatible with the 360, the one, the one S, the one X. I mean, all those are compatible with each other, though.

Well, and also, the one X has different versions of games than the one you just write whatever you have is what version. But that's all essentially within the same generation. Like the one X will have like a 4K version as opposed to like an HD version. What are the specs of the new one? Oh, they didn't give exact, I remember they said like 12 Terraflops.

12 Terraflops, they said it's four times as powerful as the one as the one S and twice as powerful as the one X. Yeah. More than. Yeah, because I think the one X is six Terraflops. What's the Terraflop? One trillion floating point operations a second. Whoa. Terraflop, Terralec, trillion. He's a floating point operator. I don't know what impresses me more. That's why I love that, dude. I knew he would know. Yeah. You have a great amount of just... It's not great. There's nothing great about it.

I was going to call it a great amount of useless knowledge. Yeah, I don't know if that is an insult or a compliment. It's just garbage. It's filling up my brain. So all games are going to do that. Well, you just pay once and get all the versions depending on what you do. I don't know if CD Projekt Red is doing this like to be... to stand out or if it's going to become a standard thing. Because no one else has said anything about that. Also, they're moving to SSD, so all games should pause,

load, and say instantly. They said, sweet. You said that I'm really thick. Those are just about to say. They're like muffin tops. They're thick with two seas. Yo, how dem pancake looking those jeans, though, Merl.

Thick. Fucking sick. The other day I had a annoying thing happen on Wednesday when I got home. You know, we filmed that thing on Wednesday that took a really long time. We can talk about that a few hours. We can't. We'll talk about that in a second then. We filmed that thing on Wednesday that took a really long time and I got home and my

garage door wouldn't open. Things just on the end. And so I was like, I'd been filming all day, I was like, annoyed, I just wanted to be home, I want to eat dinner. So whatever, like I, I'll go through my front door and I go into my garage and look, and you know, the garage doors have like springs on them. Like one of the springs I just broke it.

Like I could see that it was in two pieces instead of one, it's like, mother fucker. So I had to call someone to come out and fix it. They came out like the next day and it was, it really in the end wasn of one. It's like, motherfucker, so you had to call someone to come out and fix it. They came out like the next day, and it was really in the end wasn't a big deal, right? Just had to pay the guy for the spring and for his time to install it. Then I started wondering,

it was like, I have a security camera that might have seen this. I wonder if I have footage of the spring breaking. Like I wonder when the spring broke. Like was it when I got home and the door tried to open? So I went through all the footage and scripted it and I found it. It was like just the middle home and the door tried to open? So I went through all the footage and scripted it and I found it. It was like just the middle of the day,

just for seemingly no reason. The spring just broke. And it was loud as fuck when it broke. Is that how you found it? Was it like a sound? Yeah, it was a sound of a word. Was it as their home? Yeah, but she didn't hear it.

She was in a part of the house where she couldn't hear it. And I was amazed at how fucking like, said I was wondering, I looked at those things and thought how much tension are they under? Like, who would happen if one snapped? Like, would it send shrapnel flying and hit me? No, and it probably snapped a lot. And I pinged into more metal.

I bet if you were in there, you would have shit you'll pan. I bet. Has that ever happened to you guys where? You shit your pants? Yeah, I don't know. I told you that to let start. Like a month ago. You did shit your pants a month ago. It was like, I have about two months ago now, but yeah.

I think you're in our office and that happened. You're two months shit free. I shit my pants. I did. I shit my pants next door and I had a meeting in your office and I had one. Yeah, you're like running out before I started meeting you. Do you think you already passed the point in your life where you shit your pants the least? Because you know, as you get older, you're gonna be shit in constantly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's all downhill. You're downhill. I have not shit my pants since I went vegan.

Let me get some more questions. I also have you shit my pants in the last four months. I need a freema reference for that. How on average as an adult you I'm 44, you're 42? Yeah. How often, previously, to being vegan, how often would you shoot your pants per year? I did it once last year when I was out of the country and then I did it when I was in kindergarten. That's because you get food poisoning from me. So you've shoot, or you can't, once as an adult and once as a kid.

Yes. Well, then that's no feat, not to shoot your pants for four months, baby. I'm just saying I haven't shit my pants. I'm saying vegan. You guys should take those claps back. It doesn't mean as much as you once as a kid. Yes. Well, then that's no feat, not to shit your pants for four months. I'm just saying I haven't shit my pants. I'm saying big. You guys should take those claps back. It doesn't mean as much as you thought it was. Yeah, that is pointless. That's like saying you haven't worn a hat since you were vegan.

That's not true though. I'm not a liar, Gavin. What about gloves? I have not worn a hat. He hasn't missed a vote since he turned to vegan. Wow. Go out and vote. I was, I didn't realize that Texas had moved their vote earlier to like align with Super Tuesday.

So that it's actually, we're actually relevant. Yeah. Before Texas used to vote way after it mattered. What a clusterfuck this whole thing is, by the way. What do you say that? Just trying to keep, it makes sense of it all and the fact that it has to be like this drawn out three month process with brokered conventions. It just, it just seems, it seems overly complicated. Do you think

every state has a separate, has a different system? Do you think it's intentionally drawn out like this so that candidates have to be wealthy to be able to afford all of this campaigning and all of this? Is it like a barrier or an entry? I, conspiratorially, that makes a lot of sense, but I have, I like a good conspiracy theory. I do. It's by have no idea when it's like how long it's been the case like if it if this has been this way for 40 years yes for 140 years probably not my career relic of like all time yeah and how news communication I didn't realize that before the debates of both sides for the president, they all shit on themselves first. Oh, yeah.

All the Democrats would just be like, shit in all over each other. Isn't that just giving the other side a bunch of material? That's the big knock on Bernie from Hillary supporters is after it became obvious that Bernie wasn't going to win the nomination. He then, in Hillary one, he then waited over a month to support Earth. And like essentially through shade during that month. And all of this is not typically how it's done. All of this support is to fall soon. Yeah. And so that set her. Then she was essentially running against a fragmented party and the Republican party at the same time,

whereas historically, you know, you get the nomination and then the other person turns around and says, like, I think I could have done a better job as president, but I'll support the hell out of you. You got my vote. You're a piece of shit, but I respect you. Yeah. Which is why they try not to go too dirty in the primaries. It seems to be pretty dirty right now, but it's pretty dirty. Well, it's because the whole fucking country is dirty. It's interesting because it seems like in both cases, you'll see this a lot where candidates will have to say crazy things to stand out. Then it won't say eventually, do get the nomination. It's like they have to slowly, carefully walk back to try to get to an actual workable

thing. What if they went down the line and told how long it's been since they shit their the offense? I'd want to know if we get a president for kind of in the podcast, we'll ask them the last time to shit their pants. Let's do it. That'd be interesting. Can you have it this? Just in the Democratic Party. Who do you think among the existing presidential candidates has shit their pants the most recently? Mike Bloomberg. Yeah, absolutely. No, no question. My Bloomberg shits his pants. I think Bernie Sanders, he really shits his pants because when he's busy, like reading bills, he doesn't want to slow down and stop. And he like, he shits his pants because he knows that the momentary discomfort that he has to suffer isn't as great as the inequality that he's trying to fix

in the world. I mean, so I think he calculatedly shits his pants so he doesn't slow down the board. You're faking doubling your time. Yeah, like you can then have that same time again before you need to shit. Yeah, there's other things. Because I don't think he would double shit. I don't think he would double stack them.

Mm. Should we have, oh yeah, he's right there. Oh. Come on. There you go. No, no, it's hot here. It's hot. Here I got more plates. This is spicy pancake.

I'm saying I'm here to think of I don't know why not. Here, Bob, do you want to get these closer to us? Shit, man. Me and you, but guys, this is you ready for. Oh, you're just doing. Do you like spicy food, Eric? Yeah, this is. Are you like Adam Baird?

No, no, no, no, no, no. Like, like this, like. Hot for hot sake is gross. Well, that's what that is. You ready? You like Adam Beard? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, from Doug you an insane person did you somehow watch these air you're going to have a heart attack air you're going to have a heart attack I'll see you in hell how's it taste eric damn that's bad like bishwick and hallapenio Damn, that's bad! Like, big quick and jalapeno. Ha ha ha ha ha. Anybody else want a spicy pancake?

That kid's goddamn hero. You want smell it, Barbara? Smell the spicy pancakes. That's so hot. Knock it off of the NBA players and football players, kids. There's your real hero. Does it smell spicy? A little bit.

A little bit. Here, I'll take it back. I'm gonna go to the got off camera. You know that's some spicy? You want some milk, I'll take it back. Where does she? You were gonna go off camera. You know that's um, spicy? You want some milk here? Does it taste like vinegar? Milk. He's not.

It's actually not bad tasting, but it's heating up. Eric, tastes like a pancake. There's trash cans over there. It's one that's a good idea. He sounds like my cat. I will say that was pretty badass God damn speaking of this kind of content people expect on face jam You are you on the y'all on bar. You don't have a bite Bob bra. It's not that bad. Yeah, what go on? You only have the bite you only live once you're gonna make it regular pressure

I'm like a bite. It's, uh, I'm, uh, listen, I don't like spicy food. It's a bit quick. Oh, yeah. That's not true. I love spicy food. But it's not that bad.

You want me to make a regular, really? I'm not that bad. Watch me get the one that's like concentrated. I'll be honest. I'm glad I'm not Eric right now. Yeah. He's pacing. He doesn't, he does not look good.

But he looks worse than normal, I should say. Thanks, man. Yeah. It, uh, oh, he's pacing. He doesn't he does not look good. He looks worse than normal, I should say. Thanks man. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Kind of similar. It's not that bad. But it tastes bad. No, it doesn't. It's like a spicy pancake. Always hot. Oops. What do you talk us to it Barbara talk us through it? It's like instant usually with spicy stuff. It's a Oh, Eric you must be having a real bad time right now

We just did the the one-chip challenge. I don't know how you do it, Gus I don't I can't eat us up chocolate pancake. It's for Gavin. Why don't you do a Gavin? What do you mean? John little guy does that food? Yeah, you're? John Lulgan. It's dessert food. You said one chip challenge? We could have put a one chip in there. That's interesting. We did that. It's already spicy this walk.

It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. That was the hot bowl. The pancake compared to the chip. Not even comparable. So you say I should put more into the pancake mix. More. More. Yeah.

And then make Eric a cake to the cake. Four. Four. Four. Yeah. And then make karaoke again. I'll take it on the bike. Yeah, honestly, that's um, as I'm having more, it's definitely tingling, he can up, but it's not the spiciest thing I've ever had. All right, we're gonna put more then. Okay.

Round two. I know it's a great idea. What, spicy pancake? Yeah. Yeah. I love that taste lovely. How much do you do? He did did four lot oh boy that's more one more one more one more that's the same as that's the same as last time oh gosh no more a little more yeah that was the same as last but there's less better now

can I put something there's way less better in there oh and there's already stuff there's already stuff. There's already stuff in the batter. Right Yeah, you're adding on to the existing bird I am a very upset. You're I am a very upset. I am very upset with you guys Why cuz you ate a spicy pancake? No, because I don't want you guys to get hurt We only got to go another hour. Shake it. Did you shake it? And then do it straight up right.

That'll help you. I don't think you got enough. Oh, that's interesting. Oh, no, because it's not with a beard, I can't handle it. It'll make the beard go mingin' for ages. For eight, until you shower. No, it's longer than that. It's longer than that. Oh, my bad.

Every fucking year, you've done this to me. Little bitch. There is a separate that exists. Called Little Bitch. Called Sex Pancakes. Oh, yeah. That every year, they update it with gifts of us from this podcast, or maybe just me.

I don't even remember. But I don't know if it's a, I don't know what it is. We're gonna get rid of the sex pancake. All right, I'm gonna get rid of V1. That's done now. Wait for V2. It's coming out soon.

So we got a regular big boy pancake for Gavin that's some V2 spikes you over here. I gotta say the heap, I'm not going to be a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a

little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a Coyon pepper and some of that. Okay, I fucking hate the basket. So I that's that was the reason I didn't want to have any because I'm scared it would be so basket. We shouldn't be to basketball is to venegrine. Yeah, I don't like it. Yeah, yeah, I like I like. What's up? We can eat hot pancakes.

Yeah, I'll have some of the pancake. I already had some of the last one. It was good. Is it really not good? Drinking milk dude. Did you how much did you have? About core. Eric how you holding up? Yeah, tricky milk dude. Did you, how much did you have? About core.

Air Cali holding up. Baby, I'm good. Right for, I'm ready for round two fight. You'll get it soon. When are we gonna make the actual type of pancakes that you're supposed to make on this holiday? Never. We will never make. Never make crepes.

Crepes. I think it's like the actual. You don't have a crepe cast? No. I don't make. Never make crepes. Crepes. I think it's like the actual. You don't have a crepe cast? No. Sounds creepy. They're creepy. Crepe.

Jeff. That's me. I was, I got the email with all the finished episodes of Haunter. Yeah. Are we keeping the last episode the way it is? Have you seen that cut? Yeah. Are you talking about me?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, good. Are you talking about me? Yeah. Okay, good. Are you okay with that? It's awesome. I think it's the best moment. I thought the cut it down. My only critique would be it. I thought they cut it down. It went longer.

It was the most real moment we've ever had. I thought it was, and I was wondering how I would feel about it. I didn't even start talking about shit that they can't see for a month. There was a thing we tried in the last episode of Ponder. wondering how I would feel about it. I didn't even start talking about shit that they can't see for a month. There was a thing we tried in the last episode of Haunter, and I guess we'll call it the series finale for now. And I, A pitiful sure, but I thought it ended up

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Lo que tengo que decir, es que no lo podemos. No, no, no, no, no. No, we can't talk about that. We can't see. Should we talk about the thing we filmed on Wednesday? Yeah, let's do it. I actually have been wanting to come on the podcast and do this for a little while anyway, because I realized now that I'm the creative director, I guess it's my job to announce this stuff

or at least not to be the impediment to it being announced. As opposed to just kind of waiting around for Bernie or Matt to tell me to do it, which, yeah, this isn't gonna happen to tell me to do it, which, yeah, this isn't gonna happen anymore. That's my job now. So, last week we filmed the first of what I call, or what we are calling, our tent pole first shows for 2020.

So, in 2018, 2019, we had a lot of, we did a lot of fun first stuff. We did Hardcore Manopoli, Hardcore Tabletop, Hardcore Tabletop 2. We did Weird Place, we did Arizona Circle, and we did Haunter. The most expensive of those obviously being Haunter and Arizona Circle, those are like million dollar productions. And as much as we loved making them,

and as much as I really enjoyed watching the last episode of Haunt or season two that Gavin found to be very sweet and touching They're just so expensive that you know hopefully we'll get to continue make them for a television network or somebody who has deep pockets someday but They just don't make dollars and cents since for us right now But what does make sense are shows of the level of hardcore monopoly, hardcore tabletop. And so we've been very hard at work behind the scenes, preparing what those shows will be for 2020. And so there are going to be four in 2020. Because Hawner carried over into 2020, they're got pushed back a little bit. But the first show to come out is going to be called Last Laugh.

That's the one I teased last week. 20, they're got pushed back a little bit. But the first show to come out is gonna be called Last Laugh. That's the one I teased last week. And it is Fun House's inspired show. At least was the original creative on it. She did a great job. And then Stephanie Arden, and a bunch of other really talented people worked on it as well.

But, and that show is, you can probably figure it out just by seeing the image I tweeted and get a sense from the name. It's like our take on kind of a popular format which has been around since Silent Library. There's like 10 million Japanese shows, Korean shows, do kind of a similar thing, but you put a bunch of comedians in a room and they try to make each other laugh. And the last one left standing.

If they laugh, they get eliminated. If they laugh, they get eliminated. And so you try not to laugh while making other people laugh. It was like any sort of, just like a enjoyment. Laugh or smirk. Or yeah, smile. It's really hard.

And so we locked 12 Ruchotith personalities into a room for a very long time and watched them slowly lose their minds. Actually not so slowly. Some of them lost their minds really quickly. You want to spice up, Hank? Yeah, so you're gonna lose your mind. So that was the first one.

The second one we're actually gonna film in a couple weeks is which has been announced. It's the one of the four that's been announced already. And that is hardcore mini-golf, which was Jack's idea actually. And he pitched in a creative session and we immediately jumped on a chance to make it. So that'll come out. Last laugh comes out in April, sometime in April, around the end.

Many golf will come out in the summer and then after that late summer early fall will be, and that's the Achievement Hunter show, then, sorry, I'll get to this fast and then we can either. Oh no, no, you take the first corner. Then the core show that's going to come out in the third quarter, somewhere in the third quarter, is Shonan against, which is a show that we've been talking about for a very, very long time and the Chad James and has been working on for a long time, that is going to be our take on like a Japanese game show. Yeah, if you've like the, specifically Japanese game show segments, he's done on extra life

with us before. I imagine that as a show. Of course, isn't that good? Yeah, imagine that as a one big show. And that'll be a first show. These are all first shows, obviously. And then to wrap up the year, Achievement Hunter and Friends,

most of the Rupert's personalities are going to get together to play the thing that I'm the most excited about. And that I've been wanting to make for almost as long as Hardcore Monopoly, and definitely more than Hardcore Monopoly, which is Hardcore Clue, which is the way we have it planned out, and the way we've engineered it, a lot of people have been working behind the scenes on it,

Hannah, Brian Riley, Cody, that a bunch of people have been involved with it, it's gonna be fucking phenomenal, I think. So that'll be, and so that'll be, like once a quarter, you get four to eight episode shows first shows uh to tide you over until Ruby or whatever the next thing and so uh that's our first slate for maybe Ruby is tidying him over for these. Maybe. Cheers. Cheers baby. Don't do it. Don't do it. Oh my god. Please should be that pancake. Oh yeah. I just taste like a good ass pancake. You know what, crazy. I just took a good pancake.

Seconds before disaster. I don't want to be your toilet tonight. I don't know any night really. Go on. Whatever you want. This pancake has a little kick to it. Are you feeling anything different, Eric? Than the last one?

What? You okay? You okay, Jeff? Oh, there it is. Yeah, baby. But you, but he, but oh, there it is. He's found it. Down the. Oh, coffee though.

Oh, it's on the wipe it down. You want someone playing the back at hell now? It'll be hot. It's how to eat. Big dog. Big dog. I eat. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh be hot. It's not to eat. We'll face dogs by eat. Oh, man, man. Oh, man. Oh, whoa. You got some milk. There's milk over here. I'm busy.

I'm busy. You want some, you want some milk? That's good. I'm all hogging it. That's good. Jeff, you want some milk? No, that's vitrous, dude. You're just going to get, it's just puffing nitrogen. More nitrous is better. Johnson butter. I, that's the fact you're just gonna give. It's just up and not shit.

More nitrous is better. Johnson Butter. I mean, nice cold refreshing. No, I'm fine. I'm just gonna hold this up. I'll hold this up. I'll think some of that butter. All right, here you go.

Anyway, that was my very boring explanation of what we was working on behind this. So it was the inside of the more big first shows coming from direct this year. And that's in addition to all the things animation and studio and everybody else does. I think you should guess the name of a show that we're making in 2023 on the spot. On spot, we probably won't be making that not on the spot.

Just kidding. We're going to be making control your load. That's my favorite show from 2023. I'm excited about fart masters. For a few similar shows. That's what Conn is gonna be in three years from now. All of our masters.

Season three, control your load. Season three, then season one next year. Oh, fuck. Well, at least we have a name. What is fart masters? I'm gonna try to figure out what fart masters are. That's a 20 Oh, fuck. Well, at least we have a name. What is fart masters? I'm gonna try to figure out what's fart masters. 2023. Maybe.

Okay. I reckon it's how to best amplify a fart without electronics. I think it's, you presented a ziploc with a fart in it and you have to guess who farted it. We did that with the butt, but I think it's a prank show where you're fitted with a fart machine and you have to wear it for seven straight days, 24 hours a day and somebody else can control But I think it's a prank show where you're fitted with a fart machine and

You have to wear it for seven straight days 24 hours a day and somebody else can control when you fart And you have to go about your business and you can't acknowledge the fart or react in any way if you're standing in line at the Bank and you rip a big fart or you're at the grocery store or at the doctor's office or your kids PTA meeting I feel like between us. We've come up with Q1 2 3 and 4 of and That's how creative new things work. Yeah, there you go. Done. What was your thought one? My fart one was going to be a what is your fart master? You get one person to fart. There's like a little hole in the wall and you have three contestants who all have to smell it. It's like fart glory hole. And they have to try to name based on what you think looks alone, identify which of the like 10

people on stage who's farted is by the looks of it. The smell of it. Sorry. Oh, that's the same as Gus's fault bag. No, but this is like live in person. 10 strangers, one of them farts, and you have to guess who's farted is just by smell alone. I like it. fart masters. Try to name a cent to a person. We can also do one where you have to guess whose fart it is just by smell alone. I like it. Fart masters. Try to name a scent to a person. We can also do one where you have to try to guess the last meal that person ate.

Yeah, I think that's bonus, right? Yeah, like, like, like, like, you get a fart in it and which among these five meals did they eat? Right, like, you smell their fart first, like, you save their fart from first thing in the morning, it's like, what did they have for dinner last night? Yeah. I want to, I want to do one where I make four meals

and I've fought it in one of them during the baking process, and you have to eat them all and tell me which one. Here's another one. Ha ha ha. Can you, is it possible to generate a spicy enough fart that it's hot on the nose of the person that's selling it?

Like if you put enough cayenne pepper or whatever into whatever you eat that makes you fart, could Gavin's nose get hot? Can you be like, I saw an interesting one here. I think it was Andre H. K said, everyone eats a bunch of Taco Bell and see who can rip the longest loudest fart without shitting their pants. That's interesting. Taco Bell doesn't do it for me. Doesn't do it for me either, but you find something comfortable. Yeah? It's not worse.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, make me talk about breakfast tacos. Like what? McDonald's breakfast tacos. Really? They make me have bad diarrhea. Every time I add them.

And I know it and I still get them. I just make sure it's a Saturday. Brussels sprouts make me really gassy. Oh, really? Yeah, like I'll fart crazy. I think it is. Brussels sprouts speak me really gassy. Oh really? Yeah like all fart crazy. Is it? Okay. I think it is.

Spicy food makes me fart a lot. Have you guys ever had a shit that's like hot? Yeah. I've seen that Jeff's gonna have one after this podcast. Yeah. It feels like it burns coming out like temperature wise. I'll give you, you want to have a spicy butthole. I can tell you right now the fast way to do it in Austin.

Okay, go to tumble 22 on Burnett Road. Oh, yeah. It's a chicken place. It's like Nashville spicy chicken. They have clock and hot. That's the hottest version of the chicken that they sell. But if you ask them, the one of the employees has created a spicier version.

It's named after him. It's like John Dildo or whatever his name is. Ask for the spicier version than the clock and hot. Like, can I have the off menu spicy? And they'll give you that I tried that and then I Yelped out loud When it came out the next like I went That was something wrong with me. I ran into Emily and I'm like I had a problem. I don't know what's going on

You went on fire and she was like well, you had that fucking chicken last night and I complete this associated I didn't remember I was like oh so then Couple months later. I tried it again just to see, next day, just as bad. I mean, clearly that's the cause. I don't know why you had to test it again for a second. I don't think, I mean, I don't remember ever having a spicy shit from spicy food, and I eat a lot of spicy food. Spicy Indian food doesn't make my butt hurt.

Any more pancakes? I'm good. I'm good for now. I may also want a pancake. Regular or spicy? Do we have any beer? Yeah, Robert. Yeah?

You're painting? Yeah. Well, he puts 12 people in a room and the last person to fought wins. That's a true fart master. Like they're controlling their fart? Yeah, but they've all had, you know, two balls of beans.

How about you put 12 people in a room and the first person to fart wins I like that game better show it lost 15 seconds to fart right now if I needed to my life to Denon I can you didn't if you didn't warn people give him advance notice just like very quickly like all right Everyone coming here whoever far to wins Dan can pull a fart out of nowhere He did it yesterday because I was I was reminiscing about the time he fought in a cab and the driver pulled for breeze out of his glove box and sprayed it all over the back to seats And Dan that doesn't like it when I bring up the story

So he just he just decided to do it again in the car. He was like I'll just do one right now No, I didn't have any but he's stuck at the whole car at you know two seconds notice and that's an impressive skill I couldn't do one right now, save my life. I bet you, I bet he can't do it. The timing was right. The start was real long. I've had those moments, those perfect little fartable moments too, where like it'd be really funny.

If I, oh, here we go. But he had it in the chain, but he was just like, and then there went, he didn't have to work it down. Is he still in town? He's on a plane right now. He just left. He'll be back next week. All right, well next week, first thing you see,

first time you see him, see if he'll fart instantly. I'll record it, I'll film it. If he can do it more than once, I'll buy it. Did you use that, Mrs. Butterworths? I did. Yeah, I did, do you want some? No, no, just make sure you used it because you were very insistent you wanted it.

This is my favorite kind of syrup. Just make sure. Is that the one that had your balls in it or something? I farted. A fart master. Do you like her better than Anjamaima? I do. I do.

Is it like a looks thing? She looks very matrantly. I'll be honest with you. Nothing against Anjamaima. I like her as well. But Mrs. Butterworth seems like a very kind. Yeah. And her name is like, it's relevant to my interests. Butter worth. I

for the longest time. I'm super excited when I think of pancakes I think of Serpent Butter and so that. Do you think they intended that? Are you trying to tell me this butter works not real woman? I for the longest time thought it was butter's worth. What? Butses worth. I think this is your first language? No. Didn't they used to have a commercial where the bottle would come alive? Yeah, baby. That was cool. But was that her or was it Jemima?

No, that was just butterworth. That was just butterworth. Too many women. So the spicy pancake had no effect on you. I mean, it was spicy. My mouth's a little turned up. Are you gonna make an ult, Trill? But am I making a big deal out of it like a,

let me, let me do everything. With Eric Bedoro over there crying in the back room now. I'm working. That's a sound board. Okay, so. Jeff's working too right now. Yeah. I'm being able.

Why don't you just try a dollop of that last bite? So let me figure this out. So you've put in two globs. You made some and then you put in another two. Yeah, the second two wears a lot more though. So it's like four in. So to double it, I would have to. No, no, no, no, no.

No, that's more hot sauce than pancake batter. No, looking there, that's good. That's better. Oh, no. I'm only taking a bite if you take a bite. Yeah, I'll take a bite. Oh my god. That's what I like to hear. Guys, guys.

It's... I mean, I don't actually want you to not do it. I'm just complaining. All right, listen. We're filming. We got content. Everybody needs to sync up in the morning and talk about their first poop of the day on Slack

and see if anybody notices any irregularities. Should we add any of this? Why don't we just have a real life meeting and just film it? I kind of wanna do, they did this thing on the Howard Stern Show years ago. I don't wanna steal bits from Howard, although everybody else was, but why not be the rest of the world?

But they did this thing where there's this, just human piece of shit named Hypatrach rest of the world. But they did this thing where there's this just human piece of shit named Hypatiric and they weighed his shits for a day to see how much he shit. And I don't remember what the result was. I just remember it was really underwhelming and thinking I could shit heavier than that. Oh, yeah, I bet you could.

You bet we should do that. We should do that maybe one day. Oh. We should all capture our poops in like a trash bag and then weigh it at the end of the day. We just all capture our poops in like a trash bag and then weigh it at the end of the day. How are we gonna do? Like a classyer than that. All right, whatever, like a Louis Vuitton bag.

And then we'll weigh the Louis Vuitton bag on its own. I wanna weigh it full of each person's shit and see who's shit the most. I wanna shit in a coach bag. The fumes are spicy. The fumes are like. The fumes are. Like their parts will be tomorrow. What else are you gonna do when a coach bag

goes and the shit in it without laying out? You gotta use it. Yeah, X-Logs rebrand. Oh, this is gonna be real bad. Why are you doing this? I'll be honest, I'm surprised no one stopped me from doing that. Well that's, I only gave it to you

because I knew that was it. There's really nothing left in there. But you just said no. I'm surprised no one stopped me from doing that. Well, that's, I only gave it to you because I knew that was it. There's really nothing left in there. But you just said no. I just said no. No. It's the one that's eating through the plastic. It's not one of them said it's the size. I will say I advised against it.

Of course it this one. But I'm not, you're a grown adult. I'm not going to stop you from doing it. I think we should all take a bite. I think. Should we evenly distribute amongst the crew and everyone in the room? No, just chat. You guys.

There's no pot, I don't, furp into the mice. Spicy pancake. Do we cut that kind of stuff out, but it's immersion, I always feel like they're here sitting next to us on the sofa. You used to cut a little coughs out. Oh yeah, you would trim all the way through.

Yeah. And that's why it took forever for episodes to come out. Yeah, this is the coming out. I had to add a podcast a couple times early on like when you be out of town. That's not fun. It's not cool. It's so cool. I don't I mean, that's not that week where we did one every day of the week. You wanted to die. Yeah, that was terrible. Those were pretty short though, right? They're like 20 minutes and 30 minutes. That's how long most podcasts are nowadays though. I'm curious. Just run the topic. Let us know.

Leave a comment on the website on YouTube. How long is your ideal link for the RST podcast? I'm curious. Yeah, because especially if you're watching this on YouTube, a lot of you guys don't get through the whole thing. So when do you lose interest in a podcast? I can tell you what they do. Well I'm curious, I know we have the metrics.

I'm curious to hear the audience opinion. Yeah. So don't tell them what the metric is. All right, I won't spoil the metric, but I am interested as well, because we have hard data on when you turn off on all the podcasts, and it's about the same place every time. Is it where we start talking about dicks and comets? It's where we say angus, and then it's like, all right, it's a guss episode. I will say.

There's people only tuning for the non-gust episodes. It'll be, I think, pretty split because I think there's gonna be a portion of you guys who want all the rest of these content you can get. And that's awesome. There's not enough hours of it. You guys could record a three hour podcast and I'd still listen to it, which hopefully

you have other things to do during the day other than that, that's all of us. Yeah, like watch our other content. Yeah, watch a different video. A lot of people fall asleep to it too the day. That's all of us. Yeah, like watch our other content. Yeah, watch a different video. A lot of people fall asleep to it too. I think it's nice. I feel like for me, a podcast like 30, 45 minutes.

What do you, I think 35 minutes seems to be the industry average podcast. And all the podcasts that I'm listening to. Yeah. What do you fall sleep listening to now? Me? Yeah, sure. We listen to usually some type of sound,

either rainstorms or ocean sounds or like some type of what that like white noise kind of. We can make a tree sound, not that one. How about you, Gava? Not yet. Just my YouTube subs. Like whatever's new that day, I'll just pop on. You know what's me specifically what it is?

Like what kind of video? I don't care. I was just trying to unpack what you said. I got the YouTube channel. Yeah, no, I have that now too. I was just thinking about you're listening to the people that subscribe. That's what I was thinking about.

Oh, yeah. I was like, you put it in the chat. I just listened to the catch better, so I was like, I have a program that reads to me the username every time I use subscriber. Subscribe to the channel. I want you to get away to do it. That would be interesting. But listen.

Yeah. Like there are some people who just never shut up. Right. It would be prominent. It would be like 24 hours a day. You couldn't sleep. I'm like, oh no, it's just waking up. And then there would be some people who'd be, you just, you hear names in reverse, I guess?

Zuh! Bye! How about you, Gus? Uh, listen to the sound of my CPAP machine breathing for me. Yeah. That's actually nice, white noise. Look at this. It's actually very quiet, though. I couldn't listen to noise for the longest time.

I had to have absolute silence. But then you think too much. But not me. No, that was taken back then, too, so I wasn't thinking about not, not throwing up on my mouth, I'll sleep. But Emily uses a white noise machine, and now I've become addicted to it. Is it just like a, Yeah, it's like an Amazon thing,

and it's pointless because we all have cell phones, but she has this little white box. There's like 30 bucks on Amazon that you just hit a button, and it just plays the same white noise. I fell asleep the other night with my air pods in, because it's actually kind of easy to light down with those. I know, I cut with one of my mouth. Did you know you eat air pods a year?

Was it still playing? Dude, you know what I thought? I thought my air was still playing. I was like, go on your mouth and think it was an ear, so it's like your- I did, no actually. Even a single worst thing in the world is, is waking up from a plane and realizing

you have one air pod in and going like, oh, fuck. You're like, when did that happen? And then you're like, looking around. You know how far to look back? You can barely move. The feeling of it falling out of you is slowly though. We'll wake you up faster than anything. We're one in Eric.

We're one putting these two spicy pancakes. Eric and Gavin, I think. Eric and Gavin are having a lot of fun. Which one do you want Gavin? Uh, the big one. Because I want to share it with Barbara. I'm not fun. I'm not having anything. What? We'll get here on the show. Because I'm not involved it with Barbara. I'm not. It's fun. I'm not having any.

What? We'll get here on this. Because I'm not involved in this situation. Shit. A brick. Whoa. What happened? That cannot be eaten.

Yeah. Okay. Wait for that. I'm not having any. I'm not having any. You have any idea. You have to bring that over. Shit.

Me. I mean, it smells pretty good. I know. It smells like Tabasco sauce. Me and my two friends. Me and my two friends. Me and my two smell. You're bringing that over. Take a bite. Shit, me. I mean, it smells pretty good. You did this.

I know. It smells like Tabasco sauce. Me and my two friends, me and my two best friends, eating pancakes together. Some for Barbara, and some for Eric, and some for Gavin. Eric, you are very good at your job, Blake. I have in three, just three guys. So you got milk on hand right here.

Hey, do you have a bucket gone? Don't bother me, I'm eating. It's not even like gone properly. Yeah, because it was mostly sauce and it was it was two-thirds sauce one third batter. I think you a human shouldn't eat that your barber You made it you made it. There you go. Thank you. Yep. It's too hot in the inside baby hot Okay, ready here. We go three friends taking a cool bite one two three go Okay, ready here we go three friends taking a cool bite one two three go Yum she wiped out my arms and put it on her hoodie You guys

You go do something with it, okay, why'd you spin it out? I can't swallow that Eric. Ah! Here, put some milk. Take another bite. Yeah, last one? No, you should have some. Take a little bite. Jeff, you have some. Oh, no!

You actually want some? Yeah, I'll have a bite. Me and my best friend Jeff, taking a bite together. It's supposed to, shit dude. Three, two, three, two, one. Yeah. This has been, like shit, dude. 3, 2, 3, 2, 1. Yeah. This has been, this is, I didn't, I didn't think you could make a podcast now.

I love it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Anybody else spicy pancake? Wow! Can't forget. Guess the spicy pancake over here. Kaden, don't do it. Don't be a maniac. Give me the plate. Kaden though could eat something. Smelling. Smell it. And nothing phases her.

See? Well, you've got to give it some time. Jesus Christ. It's. It's. Keeme Garver. It's wow. Nothing. And then Kate walked off and nobody saw her again.

It certainly went to the bathroom. That was a, I'll be honest, that was pretty spicy. Oh, it's in my tongue. Was it a spicy meatball? No, it was a pancake. Oh, right. Right. Eric is dying back. It's in my tongue was it a spicy meat of all does pancake. Oh right Eric is dying back Gavin you had the smallest tiny so bite. Oh Yeah, it's true. Yeah

Haven't I just want it oh Good Bob have a little bit. I'll have another bite of you, do you, Bob? King's fine. I mean, I mean, aw. It's not that hard. I don't want it. Have a little nib on that. Fine. It's not that bad. Kaden, why?

You made it. I know. Eat the pancakes. Let's sex pancakes right there. That's the most upvoted sex pancakes image ever. I swallow that. That was a mistake. Oh, she swallows sex pancakes right there. That's the most upvoted sex pancakes image ever. I swallow that that was a mistake. Oh, she swallows sex pancakes. Not happy right now.

I feel like I got bullied into doing that. Hahaha. God, I was, there's been a bullying day for you. I was afraid we were bullying you or a letchkin you. Yeah, I feel like it's just been, today's just beating me down into a bulb.

It could only go up from the beginning from earlier. You know, this is similar to that chip. It's a, I'll say this, everything it touched is spicy. Everything will like it. I know every, every centimeter of my mouth that came in the contact with that pancake. It's not that pancake. Is that that bad? Shut up.

You had the eat any. You had a crumb plus. You're like when I try to feed mille vegetables when it's two. It's like I don't like asparagus. And like you looked at it. These look cold. Where's the, where's the,

oh, the light's just waiting red. Where's the whipped cream? Get some more whipped cream in there. Oh yeah, I know. I'm good, thank you. Gavin? Gavin, whipped cream? Oh, well, you know it would be tasty actually.

Isn't that good? Yeah. Oh! Oh! Mm-mm. You're a champ, Gavin. You're a real champ. You and I had about the same. Mm! All right.

Maybe it affects everyone differently. Like, when we were doing that thing earlier? Yeah, we did the One Chip Challenge as a video. It's really, oh, oh, good. I think like all of us had these same mount Chad for some reason, though, could not handle it for the last time. Yeah, I think that's a good one. Yeah, I think that's a good one.

Yeah, I think that's a good one. Yeah, I think that's a good one. Yeah, I think that's a good one. Yeah, I think that's a good one. Yeah, I think that's a good one. Yeah, I think that's a good one. Yeah, I think that's a good one. Yeah, I think that's a good one. Yeah, I think that's a good one. Yeah, I think that's a good It's really, oh, oh, oh, good. I think all of us had these same mount Chad

for some reason though, could not handle it for the life of him. He was freaking out. He was like drooling and sweating and crying. People in Chad are asking to give some of this pancake to Chad. I will say this, it doesn't. He's as far away as possible from this pancake.

It doesn't taste as good as previous iterations of this pancake. It's because it's like, it does it's, it's, it's way not way. I was trying to make an edible pancake. Gavin, I like for this to himself. Four bites of it. Is that the spicy one Barbara? You're still going?

No one's bullying you anymore. I just want to know, it's kind of tasty. That's not the spice. No, I guarantee it is. That's brave. That one had a little bit more in it. The chaser of strawberries, beer and milk is not great either. You're stomach self fucked up now. I guess I should put my laptop out. I've had it after that. Sure, you've answered it on the couch. Yeah. Jingle it all up. Um, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, he's not happy. I'll tell you a story that will make you feel better.

Hmm. Did you hear over the weekend that the flat earth astronaut died? What happened? We talked about this guy in the podcast a year or two ago, but it's this guy who thought the earth was flat, so he built his own rocket to go to space to prove that the earth was flat. And he died? Well, he proved he's not going to get a building rocket.

Well, I think he had launched, when we talked about it last year, the year before he had gone up like a thousand feet, but over the weekend, he was supposed to go up to 5,000 feet and the homemade rocket did not work. I said that he got. Which is, which problem? It's sad that the guy died, but it is very sad. I mean, if you're making your, I wouldn't try to make my own rocket. It seems like you're, there's no good outcome from there.

Yeah. Ultimately, they wanted to get to a point where they were just gonna launch 60 miles into space. Couldn't he just launch or build something with a camera on it to launch high enough but we'll do that all the time. And he wanted to see it himself to document it. If you wanna be Elon Musk,

you gotta have the bank account of Elon Musk. Uh, yeah. I think I'd read an interview with him after his last launch last year or the year before Who he said that had to be very careful because the rocket was trying 10 different ways to kill you and I thought I'm sure that Rockets trying more than 10 different ways to kill you I mean if you think there's 10 possible deaths coming out of that rocket you're grossly misunderstood You're grossly underestimating the rocket yeah the ability the ability, the ability, the ability, the ability, the ability, the ability, the point of failure on that thing. Right.

That documentary and the existence of it. Do you think it's made more people become flat-earthers or more flat-earthers become? I think it's made more people become flat-earthers. You think so? Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. I don't know how that happens.

Just misinformation. But the right information is out there. Or people watching it who already kind of believe that? And it's readily accessible. Yes. Same thing you said, same thing about anti-vaxxers. It's true. People, people, when you, people have a mindset

that when they want to believe something, and it's very easy to pull up supporting documentation to believe that thing, you get confirmation bias, we all do it. Is Russia behind this? What's that? Is Russia behind this? Oh, easily.

I don't know. They NBA's behind it, right? It's all shack and Kyrie and NBA players that think they're Earth's flat. And it's very easy to propagate that thought line. You know? And it's very easy to propagate that thought line. You know? I said, I've been reading a lot of leopardsate my face and murdered by words, and there's a couple of other subreddits.

And it's just like, you can see it happening when people just, people just need to believe something because it's convenient to their way of thinking. But it's like religion. They don't have to believe that the earth is flat. Like that doesn't change their life at all. If the earth was round, like how does it affect them? Why is this the hill? Is it because they're so focused on the fact that society and the government is lying to them? But if he's not the thing, not maybe, I think it's no different than you or I. I mean, everybody loves a conspiracy theory, right?

Yeah. So it's just like, it's a fun one to believe, right? Yeah. Until you're in a homemade rocket. Until you're well, that's ridiculous. Yeah. Like among the things that you shouldn't make at home, rockets and nuclear reactors are probably pretty high up there. Do you hear about that you shouldn't make at home, rockets and nuclear reactors are

probably pretty high up there. You were here about that Boy Scout who made one? No. Yeah, he made like his own, like, there was a movie about it in the 80s. I think so, yeah. What was the one where he was pulling stuff out of smoke detectives? That was it. Was that the, like, radon or something?

Yeah, I don't think it was, right. I think smoke detectors have like a little bit of material in them. Why is the thing that turns the most fly earth is back to sanity? Like is there evidence that you can show people? I don't think so. Does that happen? Why don't I? I mean, I feel like if I had a flat earther friend,

I could just show them that the earth isn't flat. But they're gonna not believe it. Well, how would they explain it? With one of their weird explanations? I don't know. Like, if you go up high, you see further. Yeah, but that doesn't mean necessarily that it's round. You could go up, you could see further if it's flat.

No, I'm not a flat earther. How could you see further if it's flat? If you're higher, you point of view. Yeah. But you wouldn't see new stuff. What? What the hell are you talking about? Like, the high you go, you can see over the curve.

The curves not there, like, I don't think they acknowledge the curve. What? Like, even if you're in a plane, I don't think they say that there's no curve. They say that that's still flat. Like, the horizon at floor, it's like 12 miles or something. Mm-hmm. But if you're 3000 feet up,

I shouldn't say what he's saying. It'll be way further away. But to me it makes sense that you can still see further even if it is flat. You could. Yeah. You're both right. Well, I mean, but for different reason in in the stuff that you can still see it.

You're both correct here. Which is why I'm saying this doesn't, this isn't convincing for a flat earther. Right. Okay. So in a big open field, there's nothing, right? But over the hump is a building. So you go up high to see it. If on a flat earth, a flat earth, you'd be able to see it from the ground.

I see what you're saying. Okay. But you still could, could you see further? How would you see further? Maybe if they're like elevation changes, like if there were hills or something, you could see over a hill. Sure. Which is a curve like a horizon. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what turns people back. I've never heard any evidence of it. Yeah, I I don't know. I don't know what to honest people back I've never heard an evidence of it Yeah, I'm curious to know Do we know any flattery? We don't right I do someone do you remember we met this dude

Who thought to T and I who probably could be flatter or there's we met this dude several years ago who was convinced that planes were spraying Kim trails Do you remember that meeting? We had dinner with him. And I- Is it your own RT? Yes. I yelled at him. Because I said it was the dumbest thing I'd ever heard.

And I thought he was a really smart guy until he started going on about that. I don't remember. Yeah. You have to seek out after us. Obviously, somebody can't talk about it. He said, what do you say? He said that planes had to carry enough fuel to get to their destination and to get back

to their origin in case they couldn't land. That's not how it works. And that they were carrying. Oh, and that's what it was. And that, since if they were going to land successfully, they didn't need all that extra fuel, so they would dump it. That's what it was. That it was plain condensation that you see was planes dumping fuel because they would dump it. That's what it was. That it was plain that condensation

that you see was planes dumping fuel because they were going to be a little land safely at their destination. That's idiotic. Yeah. I mean, they do dump. No, you said every flight. Oh, but that's just standard practice. No, wasn't there fuel dumped on a Los Angeles school? Yeah, like a couple weeks ago weeks ago. Yeah, why did that happen? Did they say? I think the plane had an emergency hint at the turn around and come back and land. It was taken off from LAX and it took a lot of time.

I think it was too heavy to land. Right, yeah. So it's a dump fuel. All right, no more pancakes, so I'm gonna turn this off. Yeah, I think I'm done. All right, I'm done. I got a little bit spicy when I left to the middle.

There's still some here too. I feel like I need to bite it on the other side of my mouth just to even out. It's the best answer ever. Cry hox. The moon is round, the sun is round, every other planet, the solar system is round. Why would the earth not be round? True.

Do they believe the other planets around? I mean, I've never seen the other planets being round, but we have not observed earth being round. I mean, I've never observed the moon. I've never seen the other side of that. I've never seen... The ocean locked to us. I've never seen the shit come out of my butt, but I know it happens. You never put a- What you could. How have you never seen that?

I've put it in a mirror to it. You've looked into your anus to watch the poop come out. Does your beda not have a livestream? It's had a little bit of a mirror at the bottom, just so I can make sure. It's got a twitch channel. So you can verify that your poop is actually your shit. Thanks for subscribing. I'm so excited. I'm just a little bit of a mirror at the bottom, just so I can make sure. You've got a twitch channel. So you can verify that your poop is actually your shit.

Ah. Thanks for subscribing. Have you ever seen the poop come out of your butt? You're looking when confused. Not from the anus hole, but I've seen it drop. That's what you talk about when the anus hole. But you've not seen it. You just take it on faith that it came out of your butt.

It could be a tiny teleportation window that opens up. If you were doing a poo and you had a life feed of your anus, but at the same time, nine other people took dumps. Would you be able to identify which one was yours from the screen? I think I could. I think so. Yeah.

No. Get like, guess your mess, can I say? Oh, there you go, 2023. 24, we're already through. 223 is covered. 224, guess the mess It's your mess. Guess you are mess.

You have to pick your poop out of a lineup. I think I could. Yeah. And you can't know ahead of time. So you can't eat a bunch of corn on the cob tonight before. So you could say it's like clear tails. Right. Have you have a only corn for a week

to see if there would be any poo? No, just be corn. see if there would be any poo? No, just be corn. If there would be any. Like if your poo would start to eventually just resemble corn on the cob. Yeah, what happens if you just see corn? Just the center is poo and the whole surrounding is corn on the cob. You got to bring your own cob. You see that video, the guy released last week of the week before, where he took a can of corn

and then put all the kernels back on a cob to see how week before where he took a can of corn and then put all the kernels back on a cob to see how much corn is actually in a can of corn. That's brilliant. It was almost two cobs worth. Wow. Oh, did they put any kind of indication on how many cobs worth it is on the... No. Packaging?

No. It was really interesting to watch. He was very meticulously put every kernel back onto a cob and like glued it on that way. He could, look like a healthy, like ear at close to that point. Almost, he was close. Okay. You could tell it was a little fucked up,

a little overhanding. I had something the other week for the first time. And I hope I'm pronouncing this right now. Lotte. Lotte. Yeah. Lotte. It's like corn on the cob, but with mayo and-

There could be some cheese in there. Coyon pepper, maybe something like that. It's very good. It's good. It's a mayo, Grace. I didn't think I would like it, but it honestly just tastes like it's butter. It's so good.

What you have at it? Disneyland, actually. Yeah. They invented it. Have you ever had corn smut? You're in Hispanic. What's the big thing with your corn smut? Yeah. No, I go to Hispanic. What's a big thing with your food? Corn smut? Yeah.

No, I go to church. It's like a fungus. Oh, you don't. It's like a fungus that grows on corn. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So hot is that it. Yeah, yeah, that's so good. I don't know what it was called.

It's supposed to be really good. It's a fucking scary gross looking. Not the corn. Yeah, we're looking at it. Look at it. Look up corn smut on your phone. I got an image right here. Oh. Oh, it's disgusting. It got an image right here.

Oh, it's disgusting. It looks heinous. But apparently it's really good. There was one restaurant in Austin that had it, but they closed. They run out of smoke. Maybe. I think they have it at, what's any of that place? There's a place over on the East side? Shit.

It's a Mexican, kind of a fancy Mexican restaurant. It's like on fifth. I actually eat there a lot before I went vegan. What the fuck is that place called? I feel like I know where you're talking. It's on seventh, I think. Is it? Let me look it up real fast.

Tacoba? No. It's not Tacoba, that's what I thought you were thinking of. Tacoba's on seventh I think is it let me look it up real fast Tacoma no, it's not to cover. That's what I thought you're thinking I can't leave any place on fifth east fifth. You said I'm looking it up back for me Sweaty Sweaty that's it that's six. It's not six. Okay, but that's the place So it's okay. How's it? Yeah, they have a place. It's like popular and hard to get into Yeah, you can make a if you have like apps, you can make a reservation call.

You guys been a dip dip dip yet? No, but I watched people try to go in there the other night and get turned away because there was like a three hour line while I was waiting to get my tumble 22. Nice. That was pretty funny. Yeah, I went, it was nice. Yeah, it was good.

I heard it's too expensive. I didn't like waiting outside at the beginning there. It was freezing. Oh, they made you wait outside? No. So it's like the little bobbin. I have a friend who went there and said for two people to eat or three people eat, there was like 250 bucks.

Which for hot pot, I mean, I just ate it at a place in Honolulu that was like eight bucks. It's probably honestly better, Honolulu. Yeah. I will say that everything is like very fresh fresh and very good quality. The experience itself is very cool. It's fucking awesome. The location and the interior of it. The place is beautiful. It's absolutely overpriced. Top hot. That stuff should be very cheap. There was a place over by the the the university that I wanted to take the age guys to for a lunch and then it closed unfortunately before.

It's called Lil' Sheep. Oh, I've been there. It's a chain, but they closed down. That's true, unfortunately. But there's other things. Apparently it's a really big chain in China, I believe. I think it's like a publicly-related company. There was one in Hawaii when I didn't go to that one, but yeah, they're everywhere.

So I guess it's a pretty big deal. It was all right. Yeah, I like it. Some interesting flavors there. I really enjoyed it. I was really bummed to find out they It was all right. Yeah, I like it. Some interesting flavors. I really enjoyed it. I was really bummed to find out they closed down. I was gonna bring everybody to it.

A million dollars, but you have corn smut growing on your genitals for the next 10 years. Can I harvest and sell the corn smut? Because it's like, yeah, but you have to disclose that it came from your like bowls and stuff. Oh, that makes it worth way more, I would imagine. Yeah. Yeah, I'll do it. 10 years?

No. I'm only going to be using my vagina for the next 10 years. You don't have, he said balls, you don't have balls, he's like $3 million for you. I thought he said that so. Oh, you don't. Oh, oh. Yeah, I don't think so. Is it a lot?

Maybe when I'm like 70. I would say it's like, hey, Boland Bulbas after a week. Okay. It doesn't hurt to like harvest dinner or anything? No. But after a day, you'll see like the five o'clock. You'll be like, hey, you want to eat some smut? You want to eat some smut?

Ha ha. Yeah, I think I would do it. How about you, would you do it? Oh, I'd probably do it. I'll just get it down top of it. Not let it get too heavy. Both would be very good. So like someone eating your out

is completely different at that point. I would assume so, yeah. It's probably tasty. It's pretty good. Um, so like someone eating you're out is completely different at that point. I would assume so, yeah. It's probably tasty. It's still smut. Oh my definition. So, there's been like an ongoing thing in Austin. I want to get you also opinion on it. I don't know when it happened several months ago, it became, I guess, legal for homeless

people to set up tents in public spots, right? So it's like, this is a big, big sensitive, big deal in Austin. Hot button issue right now. So, like you'll see, homeless people set up tents under highways

or it's a lot more prominent now than it was before. Yeah. It's like Skid Row everywhere at Austin. Is that just cheaper than buying a building more homeless shelters? I think that the reason the city did this is because they wanted to build another shelter downstairs and the neighborhood where it was gonna go

really was strongly against it. So I think the city is basically doing a fuck you to everyone, like, okay, if you're not gonna allow us to build Another shelter then it's everyone's problem so that Everyone will want to build a shelter down the road. Did you see that? I don't know if it's that neighborhood, but there is a homeless camp that is so large in South Austin They have a website now. Yeah, you're serious. Mm-hmm Well, apparently it's it's like a little mini city and the state of Texas of which Austin is the capital is very upset with Austin over this and

The government is talking shit about our city constantly right and I mean, so the thing that I grapple with is These people were already homeless and living somewhere now. You just see it. Yeah, it's. It's not like there are more people doing this because of this law change. There are more people doing it. You think so? I've read an article that said that people are coming, like homeless people, there are homeless cities

that are like homeless beacons, and that when cities relax their laws like this, it encourages a lot of homeless migration. So there's a lot of people, and also a lot of cities will do that busing thing. Yeah, that already you about. That you already know about. But that stuff increases in frequency,

but more so, it's just that the word is out that Austin's a safe place for homeless people to come. So more people start to migrate here. I just feel like we're starting to see more of a sensitivity to it. Like those crimes are being reported and focused on more than they were before. I feel like that those crimes already existed.

I think they're happening in greater numbers. You think so? And here's why I can speak from anecdotal experience. I lived in a condo downtown for two years until last year. I every night would go for a one to three hour walk or bike ride. And I would go, run a walk around the city, unabated without any issue. By the time I left, I would choose not to go out some nights

because the previous night had been so sketchy. And that just like getting accosted by angry or aggressive homeless people. I would happen, like if I went out for two hour walk, it would happen eight to 12 times. I feel like after never happening for years and years and you're like 20 years. I feel like it happened to me all the time

when we had our office downtown, which was before this. I was getting a costed, quite a bit anyway. I remember that run you and I had, where it was like every day we were seeing homeless people like fighting or making out or whatever. It's definitely worse than it was. And it's more visible. And I think it's just more in your face.

I also think that just going off at the number of stabbings alone in 2020, like it's been crazy. How many people, it's just like 13 people had been stabbed in Austin in January. I wanna say, which was like five times the period that previous year. And is it homeless people stabbing?

Yeah. Like that poor guy, you heard about the dude that died over at Freebirds, right? Yeah. That was a big deal. That was a homeless person. It was a homeless person went into the coffee shop there. I think it's a,

It's a, not epoch, it's the other one. Used to be Dominican Joe's. Yeah, it's the place on May, they have been, yeah, been it. Somebody walked into a B-new, accosted some people,

they wrestled them, a cop got involved, the dude broke free from the cop, ran into freebirds, then the morning manager was like setting up, just like it is like, they're in the morning or something. When and stabbed him to death

and then climbed up on a, on the roof and tried to jump off. Fucking hell. Yeah, it seems like it's happening constantly. Just to me. No, no, no, I'm curious to hear it. And that was part of why I was happy to leave downtown because it was getting to the point where like, I was like half the benefit of living downtown is getting to go and explore, go to the hike and bike trail and it's just fun.

There's always restaurants to walk to and stuff, but it just would become a thing where you just like, I didn't want Millie going out at night anymore because she was being accosted. And it just to the point where I was like, it just doesn't feel like as safe as it used to. Yeah, but I really think that ultimately, the city's gonna use this to try to build more shelters

or another shelter. I fucking hope so. People need help. Yeah, they're just trying to, well, I think the city wanted to, but... Yeah. That's the other thing too. It's like, you lose your extensive compassion really quickly when there's a strange person constantly coming up to your car trying to wash it at every stoplight or you're getting

constantly harassed. But these are sick people who are in need of help and they're only in your face because that our city and our government are not helping them. It's fucking sucks, you know. A lot of these people are mentally ill and there's no place to put them. Did they just need to build more, like, super low income housing? I think Austin has, overall, has an affordability problem to begin with anyway. Like, I think Austin has overall has an affordability problem to begin with anyway.

Like I think, what is it? And occupancy problem. The median cost, the median price for a house went up to $384,000. Yeah, I think. So it's like, as a city limits or. That was in Austin. Metro.

Yeah, the metro area, which includes, you know, some of the suburbs. And it's just so many, it's a weird problem where so many people are moving here. There's not enough housing and it can't be built fast enough. And what is what? Like rental occupancy is like at 98% or something. Yeah. Ridiculously high like that. There's literally just no place to go. There's no relief from increasing prices. Damn, dude.

It sucks. It's a tough problem. I think this homeless issue and this homeless issue, slash urban density, slash traffic are the three biggest problems facing the city right now. I'd be interested to know which city in the world has successfully tackled homeless problems the most, but cut down the most. I think New York's actually quite good at it. Oh really?

Yeah, in the grand scheme of things. I think what have they done? I don't know. I just I know that I've read that there are a lot of cities try to follow their model. I think in Singapore, the government provides housing for all of citizens as well, like everyone who's there, which isn't to say, I think I saw some homeless people

when I was there, but I think that most people who are citizens there have an option to have a place to live. I wonder what the median home prices across America, like the national averages. It's probably way to find that. Compared to Austin. United States, median, I can't even imagine how much it's gone up.

When I was a kid, the median home price in the United States as of June 2017 is $200,000. So about twice, yeah, we're getting to double that. Double that. I was gonna say that sounds low, but then I remember there's a ton of kind of like, uh, small town areas, yeah. I mean, and that's, you, that's,

you gotta go pretty far out in Austin to get a house for $300,000 to. I mean Your average three bedroom two bath eighteen hundred to twenty two hundred square foot house in Austin in the city limits is gonna be over Six hundred thousand anywhere you go. So I mean roughly most real estate Of course there's exceptions. I'm gonna to say in general, real estate in Austin, let's say is about $325 a square foot. Yeah. Okay. It might be about 300, between 300, $325 a square foot. At $200,000, that would be $615 square feet. So you're not going to find

a 615 square foot house. It's close. It's with your first house. It was not much. My first house was 800 somewhere. Yeah, about 800. What's the most expensive real was and that much bigger. First house was like 800 something right? Yeah, about 800. What's the most expensive realty in the US? Is it San Francisco? San Francisco is the most expensive city to live in. Period. Malibu has some fucking crazy expensive houses.

I would think that are a condo in New York maybe. Or like those multi-million dollar houses in Los Angeles. Or the Hamptons maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Hamptons maybe. Yeah. Martha's vineyard, like one of those, like, one of those neighborhoods, one of those areas that's so fancy,

you'll probably never go in your life, you know? There's this, there's a, you've never heard of it. Yeah. There's YouTube videos about like people walking through these like eight million, 10 million dollar homes in California that like that they're unbelievable, but to think that people could live there,

especially like how big is your family? Let's say five people live in one of those houses. It's like you probably don't go to 90% of the rooms in this place on a daily basis. Oh yeah, it's insane to think that anybody could live there. I was on Dude's soup last week, and we talked about how Jeff Bezos had just bought a new house. I think it was a formerly David Geffen's house,

and it's spent $165 million on it. Jesus. And they bought another house right after that, right? For like 60 million? I thought it was 90, but somewhere right? 90, yeah. But. Well, how big is that house?

$165 million. So, someone, so who is it? The verge did a calculation on it against his, that $165 million against his net worth and said, it would be the equivalent. If someone made $60,000 a year, it'd be the equivalent of them spending $75 on a house. It's like a little more than buying a video game.

$165 million. That's like when fucking fantasy star came out for the Sega Genesis it cost goddamn $80 on every other game cost 50. Oh my God. He just bought fantasy star. He's living in it. It's a 25 dip dip. 25 bathrooms, 11 bedrooms, 25 living rooms, five staircases, three kitchens, two libraries, two workout rooms, two elevators. How many bathrooms? 25 bathrooms? You will not take a month to shoot a bathroom in your house.

What if you like shit in every bathroom for two weeks and you make it your long rotation? Oh my God. Just think of how expensive it'd be to put a total on everyone of this. That's it. You probably is gonna do that. That's it.

I just, I don't get it, sorry, I had to burp. Just, like you have to hire a staff of 200 people to maintain a property like that. 9.4 acres. Fucking shit. You probably don't even, honestly, you probably don't even hire that staff. The staff probably comes with it.

You know, it's their first time. Do you wanna throw another million from a star? I would wanna know, I haven't seen it. But know, it's their website. Do you want to throw another million from the store? I would never say. I haven't seen it. But yeah, I assume you just be like that. Like you pay these people now. Okay, you now work for me instead of David Geffen.

It's insane. Yeah. Who's this? Cameron J.E. And Chad is saying the meeting House price in Canada is $400,000 US. Well, I don't know if that's true. That's just what I'm nervous. I just stole a lot of money. I remember when I was a kid,

$150,000 house was a ton of money. Vancouver will definitely up that price. The Cuba is a very expensive city to live in. Kind of similar to San Francisco, I believe. Toronto too is pretty pricey. I mean, London sucks. That's true, fine houses. Oh yeah.

Even the neighborhood out just like around Rooster Teeth, not counting Muleur, because that's new. But the area around your teeth used to be considered kind of shitty, you know, not ghetto. Because it used to be the airport here. We had to near the airport, yeah, so it was like, you know, any places near the airport get a lot of noise and so they're typically not as nice.

And I remember, you could buy one of these houses for like a hundred grand, 10 years ago. Yeah, before I bought, maybe a little longer, before Muleur, you could buy one for a hundred grand like a hundred grand. Wow. 10 years ago. Yeah, before I bought, maybe a little longer, before Mueller, you could buy one for a hundred grand. Before I bought that tiny house, because it was so cheap, I was looking at houses right back over here, for that reason. It was like, their report was gone,

and they were kind of starting to redevelop and do all this stuff in Mueller. It's like, yeah, I know, it's kind of, it's kind of cheap right now. That's, I thought the best time to buy it. I looked at one when I was when we were redoing the, we were putting the second floor on that other house. This is like pre-divorce and stuff.

When you were, when we went and lived in Hyde Park for a year, I looked at just buying a second house as an investment property and figure we just live in that. And the houses here were already like, too 80, to 50. And I just, obviously couldn't afford that as an extra house. And now they're mid-force. Or higher. Yeah. It was a Mueller. Yeah. It's a haven't you. No, I don't know. Mueller. Like even like the neighborhood's over here like those streets. They're in the mid to high force. Yeah. Yeah. Is it ever cheaper to buy land than build on it?

Or is that always yeah, it is cheaper. Often. Yeah. But then you got to deal with that whole fucking process. Yeah. I'm someone who gets I get a zillow emails every day. Often, yeah. But then you got to deal with that whole fucking process. Yeah. I'm someone who gets, I get a zillow emails every day, just for fun. I just like looking at houses. So I feel like I never said the word zillow out loud. You'll have zillow messages for the rest of your life. There's no getting it. I've thought about getting my real estate license just so I can let myself

in the houses because I like looking at them. Me too. I was so nosy whenever I see like open house, sometimes when I'm driving around Austin, I'm like, do you have to be myself in the houses, because I like looking at them. Me too, I was so nosy. Whenever I see like open house science when I'm driving around Austin, I'm like, I'll pretend to be someone in the house. Every so often to keep the life. Like, could you get five years? I don't know. I'm not in the silly house.

But I go to open houses so much that some of the realtors recognize me. They're like, oh, I saw you at the house. I was like, yeah, yeah, that was me. You still look at me. Do you like to see? I tell them like, I just like going to open houses. Oh, really? Yeah. Like, I'm not going to eat your food or like, if you say like, I tell them, I'm just like going to open houses. Oh really?

Yeah, I'm not gonna eat your food or like if you say, I just wanna look at the house. Yeah. Like, oh yeah, it's fine. It's probably good for them, because if someone's looking for us, you could tell them about houses you've been to. Yeah, potentially.

If you want me to tell you about houses, come to RTX this summer. July 3rd to 5th. I'll help you find a house and move to Austin, show you the homeless people downtown. It'll be great. It'll be great. I love people also saying what the median prices in the countries that they live in, and it's also typically much higher. I think it's also not as common to buy a home in other countries as it is in America.

I think you mean the American dream, which was manufactured in the 50s. But it's not as common a thing. Maybe you guys both have a perspective of not being from America. But like when you're raised in America, you're raised with the idea that to succeed in life, you will have a job and own a home and then build a family in that. It's pretty similar. Yeah, but I mean, we have a lot of similarities between the two. I guess we're very close.

I was raised being told that I will be living with my parents until I'm in my thirties. In America, you get the fuck out of 18. Well, because it's just too expensive to, unless you live with like eight other people. Yeah, it's very rare that you can just go and buy a house. It's nuts. Yeah. I think it's pretty similar. Well, it's about time to wrap this up.

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