Rooster Teeth Podcast - People Were Bored - #437

Episode Date: June 30, 2017

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Uh, just kidding. I'm wrong show. I'm Ariel. And I'm Becca. Oh, I see you did there. Yeah, because in the gusts, you really wanted to be in the seat. Now it's the back. It's not why of it.

It came to me in a vision. And Patrick, we also have Patrick Podrick, Patrick Salazar, in our side cars that we're calling it. It is a very depressing side car. Side car. Where are you? Like in a dungeon somewhere. All right. Before we get started, I I want to say thank you to Audible, wonderful sponsor

for the podcast. So thank you very much. Oh, there they are. You don't want to reach in to the graphic. Thanks for inviting me, Audible. Oh, I went away. So second straight, Thursday podcasts. I think last week was, oh, it was a thing.

I thought you were going to be like, okay. No, the youth group, podcast, youth group. What is this? That's the youth group, what is this? This is the people who don't hang out with each other. Yeah, I remember. Jordan and you and I used to be close. So you and I, how long do you mean the company?

Well, almost five years. Okay, so over the five year span, you've gotten further and further away from me. Yeah, I'm trying. I started like, I stayed with you for like two months until I found an apartment that was very far away from me. Yeah, I'm trying. I started like, I stayed with you for like two months until I found an apartment that was very far away from you. Yeah, well, you lived with me and then we also sat next to each other at work.

Like you see how small this couch is? That's where we were, don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. I'm glad I were gonna know their building like two miles away now. Yeah, then you went to a different building here and then now you're just like, you just left. Well, it's all kind of rubber banding back now because I found out you're moving in the same neighborhood I am.

Yeah, so we're getting a house and um, yeah, Brandon and I are getting a house. Yeah, he just tried to anchor. All right, yeah, back in. All right. Houses, you know about them, right? Yeah. Yeah. So we found this place and we really liked it and then I realized that Jordan was moving into the same neighborhood.

I told you about this neighborhood. Yeah, I just forgot. I didn't know that's where we were going to see this place. And then I was just like, oh my God, Jordan's going to be so annoyed that I'm moving in next day. What's even more annoying is that you're moving into the house that I wanted to get. Really? Yeah, that was like our favorite house.

So oh, yeah, that is a slap in the face. But we were saying, we were saying like, maybe we'll be friends with whoever moves into that house and we can not even hold our time. And now it's a brain, and so we're never gonna see it. Yeah, you can never go in there. I appreciate you being here. I appreciate all you guys doing.

Yeah, thanks for inviting me, I guess. I have a question for you, Brandon. Yeah. When you get this house, are you going to continue to subscribe to your grass service? Now that you have a yard or no, no, I have a bitch in yard. I'm gonna I'm gonna retire the grass. We'll make fun of you about now. Oh my god, there's like a thousand things. There'll be like a hundred things in this podcast alone and

it's only an hour long. Look at them. The grass is a great idea. It is a great thing. What's the grass thing? I don't know. People will be mad if I explain it again. Okay, short of it Some dude in California sends me his grass. Oh shit. That's the very short of it. No, you're missing an important part there. What's it? So his dogs can pee and poop on it. Yeah That is how much grass? It's about like four feet by two feet. Let me ask you this. Let me ask you this How about having a bathroom in your house or would you prefer to have an outhouse somewhere? Okay, wait, I think this is the difference between having like a portapoddy or a real bathroom. This isn't, I mean, what, I'm not going to just like piss on the floor as your dog right now. The action is like, no, okay, so it's like, you know,

December, you don't want to go out in the snow and take a shit in the, you know, in the ground. Hey, speaking of dogs. Yes. Is it ever that cold here for your dogs? It's chilly. It does not get that cold. Yeah, it's never like.

I have a pug and because of her snout, she can't stand the extreme cold or the extreme heat. How often does this guy send you grass though? It's a very poorly constructed dog. It's genetically doomed. Two weeks. Every two weeks to get new often does this guy send you grass though? It's a very poorly constructed dog. He did it on a flatbed. Two weeks. Every two weeks to get you grass from this guy in California.

Do you put it in an apartment? What do you do with it? Put it on balcony or what do you do? Yeah, it's on the balcony. I have a big tray and I roll it in there. I would do it if I lived in it. And so the dogs, anytime a day or night, they just go out there and do their business

in that two weeks at the hotel. Why you can put it in your house? Why do you have to get that specific grass? Why couldn't you get it? Yeah, you can go, so many people are annoyed right now. So I'll tell you, so I had like the fake grass or whatever, but it's just carpet. So it's just accumulates pits.

So it's like you go outside on your balcony to smell the ammonia and you just want to throw up. Whereas this, you know, it has like two inches of soil just sucks up the earring. I'm not getting paid why talking about that. Why can't you grow your earring and grass on the balcony though. Oh, there you go. That's a gross shit. Oh, look at the dog.

I think that's what you're just shut up about. Yeah, I know right. I have a service that comes twice a week to pick up dog poop for my yard. Oh my god, it's incredible. When you have four dogs, that's true. That's a lot. Now we have three, but it's still a lot of poop. Is it weird that I want to buy a super fancy toilet for my house? That's really the only thing I'm excited about

putting in my house. I've looked into getting total washlets put in in my house, but you need a grounded power outlet. Could you explain what that is? So it's a Japanese toilet. Essentially, it's a fancy, but it goes over your toilet. And yeah, it has like fancy day. It goes over your toilet. And yeah, so it has like freaking ringtones and white noise. So I'll mask the sound of your pee if you're pee shy.

heated toilet, a bidet sprayer that has like all sorts of ranges of intensity. I mean, it's incredible. It's hard to go back to a normal toilet after using one. So, I thought about getting one for Michael for his birthday one year, but it was a huge process because you have to get the outlet installed. See, what you have to do is get it for somebody at Christmas so you can wrap it. And take it out of the cardboard box, just wrap it as a toilet, and put it in front of the tree. So, you just have like a wrapped toilet shaped box. It's just a little toilet seat, though. So, you can have a wrapped toilet shaped box. It's just a little toilet seat though.

So you can have a toilet seat shaped box. Oh, so there's no tank? No, like you just put it on a normal toilet. Oh, you just take off. Yeah, it's just a conversion of a day. Come on. Oh, it's not a whole new toilet. Oh no, I want something fancy.

I want to walk into the bathroom and just see this just like, just get a bidet, just go all out, like get a toilet and a bidet. My dog now. and a bidet. My dog now. Day by day. I'm super happy you're here. Becca, I remember when you were just contracting with us every time. We would always look for a way to include sister just because like hearing you like in the booth doing sister lines is like my

absolute favorite thing in the world. What a fanboy. I'm pretty sure sister would have been like legit killed off if it weren't for Brandon. I probably would have had no career after Blood Gulch. In all the Red versus Blue, I think you have the most inappropriate line. Oh definitely.

Oh wait, which one? You have to know what's what I'm talking about. I don't know. I can think of a couple. Can we repeat it? The female, female ejaculation. Really? That one? Yeah.

That seems sort of mild. What's the worst one that you think? Like, the one about who wants to be known as the girl who's had seven abortions? Oh my God. Sorry. I'm sure that's not the best. Can you do the lines for us?

Oh God, okay. Some bearers think. Well, they say girls can't ejaculate either, but guess what? And then, I think it was just generally who wants to be known as the girl who's had seven abortions. comparison. Yeah, well, they say girls can't ejaculate either, but guess what? I just think it was just generally who wants to be known as the girl who's had seven abortions. That was a long time ago. It's been 10 years. I still, it's my favorite. Yeah, so like, I'm always afraid like when Gus is in here of like saying the wrong thing.

Yeah, we shouldn't be leaving this up to you actually. I know, it's so horrible. Ariel, do you want to run this? No, thank you. I like it. When we did Joel show last year, there was so much stuff that will come up. We want to talk about it in the news, but the lawyers were like, you can't say this. You can't say this.

You can't say this. Just podcast the lawyers. You can't say this. I don't know. We can't really do, but they just like walked away. I should have. And then last week tonight, have you guys watch last week tonight? I'm watching often but so a couple weeks ago

They want to do a story on Cole because like Cole's like the big topic right now Oh, there's yeah, there's a CEO of a popular coal company which I will not name because I am you don't want that season to sis letter I know I've got to right letter. I don't know. Of course we're here. He'd do it. Yeah. So, the show reached out to him in his company before they actually did the broadcast

and asked them to comment on something. So, the company knew that they were going to do this story. So they sent John Oliver's show a season to sis letter before the broad end of the past. So that's what John Oliver started the show with, was A Season to Sis Letter. He just dug in. It was so ballsy. Oh yeah.

And at the end, we knew we're going to get sued like, come at us in like two days later. Like it's a ballsy move to the center, A Season to Sis, before they've done anything too. I know, yeah. It's pretty likely do. I mean, they've sued everyone. They sued some like tiny local newspaper. I mean, yeah. It's pretty likely too. I mean, they've sued everyone. They sued some like tiny local newspaper. I mean, they're very litigious. I saw that they're suing HBO and like, time Warner and someone else.

Like they're taking you from lately up the chain from HBO. Well, they got to make money somehow. Yeah. Yeah, it calls dying. No, it's not. It's not cold. It's not up not cold Not our cold. I hate that cold is just here and yeah, no, I'm talking about him But not and I would have been a good time for cool

Has John Oliver been sued before I feel like he's very yeah, I feel like he's no I think the show's pretty new. I don't know how many opportunities We'd never been sued, but we did get a Season to cis letter from from was it from the state of Texas? We don't want recently Oh, I didn't know about the one recently. I'm trying to remember. I think I asked Gus if I could talk about this I think we talked about it before. Oh, yeah, that's common knowledge. Yeah, so we tried to get a license a rooster teeth license Because the state of Texas is desperate for money license plate. Thank you. So companies can Like a license their logo on a license plate.

And so we sent in the application and I guess somebody from the license plate office, our DPS of Texas, researched our company. And they found this short we did where Matt, it was Matt and Tom Booker read a DMV location and Matt was there to try to get a different license plate because the one that he got sent from the DMB was like, you know, I'm a less boys. Or something like that. So the entire sketch was Tom Booker

pulling out more inappropriate license plates. But they looked too good, I guess, and they were like, yeah. They were being associated with this kind of shenanigans. Well, it's because they said don't mess with Texas. Yeah, that's the trade bar. That's trademark. Yeah, and I was afraid we wouldn't be able to do it

because we hired a company to make them. But this was during the recession. So we can do anything for money. $69, that guy $69, dude. Oh my God, he looks so dude. No, no, okay, you've learned it out. Don't mess with Texas. Look how young Matt was. Oh, don't say that. Matt looks so good. No, no, okay, you've learned it out. Don't mess with Texas. I tell you, young Matt was,

before we had the Matt still looks good. Matt still handsome. I didn't say he looked, I said young. How long ago was that short main, do you think? Five years ago. Can you believe it? Five years. 2010?

2010, so it was like season one, right? Season three, because it was in the Raffa Bllenado office. That was shot in the old animation office before animation moved in there. I mean the back part of it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was originally meant for like live action filming and stuff. And it was just a sound stage with the giant

green screen. And then wait, was it ever because I remember when I started entering there like everyone was in there. Yeah. Before that it was like a tiny little like mocap and then there was just like bodies. So every time Rousse and Teeve plans an office, is that this is what's gonna go here.

We'll have plenty of space. Inevitably it just turns into a bunch of people. The animation rolls along and is like, look at all this space, we get to fit people in here. And then that's why we have 200 employees, just an animation or something. So sorry. Yeah, no, no, no, whatever works.

The season to sister remind me of this blog that I read it's called McMatchin Hell. I love that. You guys know that? Yeah. Basically, she, like, is this girl who, she knows a lot about architecture. She's kind of an architecture critic. So she'll take gross poorly designed McMansions and take pictures from like Zillow and stuff and kind of like annotate over them about like what the fuck went wrong here.

And why it looks bad. And she actually writes these detailed articles as well on architecture theory and stuff. Did you read her the thing about roofs that she wrote? I thought that's so fascinating. That's like roof lines and stuff. Did you read the thing about roofs that she wrote? I thought that's so fascinating. Yeah, that's like roof lines and stuff. Yeah. Roof line soup.

That's how you can tell them, I can mention. But she got in trouble because she was taking all these images from Zillow and using them fair use, parody, just annotating over them. She got sent a cease and desist and so she had to take her site down for a little bit. She just relaunched it today and the EFF is helping her and they sent a statement and they just fucking demolish slam dunk Zillow and the entire thing. And so they're like, she's like, yeah, coming back,

fuck you Zillow. That's awesome, it's really weird timing because just a couple of days ago, I was like, I haven't read that Tumblr, right? I haven't read it in a few months. I wonder what it's been up to. And apparently if I'd checked until right now, it wouldn't have been up to anything. So it's a good blog, I recommend it. So I got fat. What a segue. Again, before and I found out from my in-laws.

Dude, Mexican people, let's tell you straight up. They're like, I know you're happy in marriage because you came a lot of way and I had one of those smart scales and had it gone on it and ear and I got on it and it was like, you're fat. So I've been trying to diet and I've lost, I don't know, like 10 or 12 pounds and it's been nice and today and stuff like you eat like basically nothing. And I said, I sell the most frustrating article, Russell Wilson, who apparently is a big guessing and who he is.

Who's Russell Wilson Becca? He is a professional athlete. That much history. I think. Can you be more specific? I speculated that he was a basketball player on the Oklahoma City Thunder. I think it's Sierra's husband.

I think it's his name. Sierra. Sierra, two steps. I think she's really. The singer's going, yeah. Right? Is that him? Patrick, is that? They like waited until marriage.

I mean, it's about. Yeah, because there was that little thing where like, yeah, he was saving himself. He was saving himself even though she was like, wait, is Russell Wilson the football player that's went to Stanford? He didn't himself even though. Wait, is Russell Wilson the football player that went to Stanford? He didn't go to sleep. He went to some really good school.

Oh, okay. I was gonna ask you. And if you went to BYU, is it BYU where you can't have sex? If you have sex at BYU, it's a very Mormon school. And you can get to some of that. Why'd you ask me? Because I am, in fact, Mormon. I know everything about it.

I have no idea. I have your own Twitter account for sports. Yeah, that's just what I make dumb commentary about life sports I don't actually have any insight. Thank you for removing that from your primary school. I did it for you And and you so also Wilson has his diet where he consumes 4,800 calories a day I Would die it burns, he burns fat. Apparently, it's just like no milk, no, I guess, no, no, or no dairy, no wheat, and all protein. It's a no gluten earlier, right?

Well, yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, no gluten, which is insane because. Yeah, I was saying, I was saying earlier, I think gluten is my favorite food. I know, I love things with gluten in gluten is my favorite food. I know I love things with gluten in it. Yeah like we should have a trailer right? A food trailer that just says gluten. It's like all the gluten that's taken out of all that other food. It's not gluten-free. It's gluten-filled. Yeah. Extra. So it like makes it's super difficult to like yeah. I can

concern 4,800 calories. I think my my body. I can't see him. I can't see him. I can't see him. I can't see him. I can't see him. I can't see him. I can't see him. I can't see him. I can't see him.

I can't see him. I can't see him. I can't see him. I can't see him. I can't see him. I can't see him. I can't see him. I can't see him.

I can't see him. I can't see him. I can't see him. I can't see him. I can't see him. I can't see him. I can't see him. I can't see day. So this is the explanation. When you think about metabolism, everybody will think fast or slow, and it's not. Metabolism is ultimately hot or cold. The definition of a calorie is a heat energy unit.

I feel like she's saying this. So if calories are heat and metabolism is a function of heat, and if fat is a lipid and only converts to energy in a hot environment, it makes sense that you can eat a certain amount of calories to generate enough heat to burn fat. And the counter, and that's counterintuitive to every civilian out there. So, Billy, he doesn't think he's a civilian. No, no, this is not Russell Wilson.

Okay. He didn't write this himself. This is someone he is hiring. Let's see. Nutritionist named Philip Goliath. This is something big head. Dickhead's not a civilian either. Yeah, I hope he talks like that.

So basically he's eating himself into a hot frenzy. Basically. Yeah, apparently though that so much, his body just burns everything. Yeah, I bet I could eat so much when my body gets really hot and sad. It's apparently how Chris Prack out hot. What, the same diet?

What, does it have a name? It's apparently how Chris Prack out hot. What is the same diet? Does it have a name? It's called like the meat sweats. It's, I don't know, you need to be fucking rich to hire this guy diet. Probably. Well, I stopped eating bread and like any kind of wheat gluten products. Oh, man.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. A month, at least a month ago, a month and a few weeks maybe and I've lost like 10 pounds nice I'm working out as your family knows has my family notice that I see them often Oh, okay, well, you're saying earlier that oh Yeah, oh no Mexican parents are just like they always either call you they always call you like Flaca, which is skinny or go out of that which is fat. Yeah, there's no in between. I love that show.

Oh, I'm like, yeah, I'm good at showing. But yeah, they have no mercy ever. They're assholes. So my family loves me, sorry. I can't relate what's that like. My father-in-law and I have a weird relationship. It's a good relationship. I always feel like he's disappointed

because I'm not, you know, you guys know me. Again, look at him. Yeah. This last time though, since I was trying to lose weight, when I drink, I'm only drinking red wine because it's probably the best thing out of all you could drink if you're trying to lose weight. What? Vodka man?

You sound like that character from 4 to death. I don't drink soda. Yeah, but you don't drink vodka straight. You have to mix it up. Yeah, it's in soda, which also has no calories. Yeah. Well, I guess soda is very efficient at getting you drunk and not filling you up. All right, well, I'm drinking red wine.

Okay. Well, now you gotta change it. Yeah, because we told you. We're telling you you're wrong. So, no, no, no. Okay. I think it went better. So come back, you got me.

We went, we were out getting dinner and he just ordered a beer and then I ordered a red wine and then he looked at me and then looked at his beer and then he was just like, I will also have a red wine. Like it was some kind of like weird, like, you think about it in the mission? Yeah. I thought you felt emasculated.

No, no, no, was either that or he was like happy because I remember the last time wine was involved. It was when I proposed to Paula and we were all in like the bar area and he brought out some wine to serve, but I was eating cookies and dipping them in milk. What? So I think you were doing this immediately before you proposed to your wife. No, that night it was part of the celebration. Oh, after. Afterward.

So that just seems like such an infantile thing to do before arguably the most adult thing of your life. Hey, come here. Your daughter? No, it was the celebration. I've been super, super happy. This calls for milk and cookies. Milk and cookies are good.

They are. That's probably also how we got that. Did you guys see the great milk war? Yes, on Twitter. I'm waiting for all of them. What's the great milk war? Are you pro drinking milk or against as an adult? Yeah, love that.

Yeah, you guys love milk. You're all on board, right? Well, no, I don't drink milk, but I don't shame people. I can see, I get where Eddie's coming from in his argument. What was his argument? Yeah, but Eddie was being... That makes you sluggish. Well, he was just saying that like adults don't need it and you should...

We don't need it because that's like, well, you don't need a lot of things, but we still do it. I don't think he was saying it was bad or Eddie's my friend, so I'm going to different. Well, no, it has to be very cool. And it is awesome if it's cold. Yeah, it's delicious. Well, yeah, because if it's warm, then it's just, it curdles and I don't think that it's just

either. Well, not warm, but like if it's, you know, like, a nice cup of milk, you know, you're right to bed. You buy it at the grocery store and took it home and then you pour yourself a glass. That is not ideal for a room trip. Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

There's a great trick, my girlfriend taught me about how to get rid of heartburn. And it involves, you have a spoonful of honey and then you drink milk. So at some point, Miles tweeted about. Okay, so it was up on screen. Milk is totally good. Like if you eat something spicy too, milk.

It was out your mouth. He tweeted his poll because I don't know how the argument started, but I guess obviously Miles was pro milk. Eddie against milk. And again uh, the argument, the argument, his argument's being... Right, right, but then he was also got into like, Oh, like, it's for babies, you're all babies, go drink milk, you baby. That's only what your baby's understand. Anyway, it was really funny.

Milk honey. Yeah, I had the closest thing to go, really. I thought the argument got a little out of hand. And the fight didn't, like, I didn't choose any side publicly. I was just like, you are stupid for having this argument in the first place. There's a lot of people in animation who were against you. Yeah, you know, we're all children. So we like, well, we like to argue.

Probably a lactose intolerant too. Well, that's the thing like most people in the world are lactose intolerant because they're culture. They don't drink milk when they drink. Right. The human's natural state is to be lactose intolerant because they're culture, they don't drink milk when they grow up. Right, the human's natural state is to be lactose intolerant. Exactly, because you don't need it, which I think is what Eddie was saying,

you don't need it when you're grown it. We're talking about, I guess it was a debate between science and emotion. Exactly, so you like, and I'm very logic based, so. What about you drinking milk from a different animal? Like goat milk? I've never had goat milk. Would you try to go cheese? Yeah, I like to try. Goat milk doesn't have lactose in it, right? I have no idea.

Are there animals whose milk you would not drink? Yeah, yeah, yeah, like every other mammal. Anything that's not a goat or cow. You want to drink some fucking monkey milk? It's all subject to that, right? I mean, the reason we drink cow milk is because they're easily domesticated. And then the reason they people drink goat milk is because goats in their area are people.

But like there's also a flavor, like goat milk has a, isn't it kind of? Yeah, it's a little bit. It's a little bit. It's a little filler, yeah. Yeah, but it's still not, it's not great. It's like spicy like goat cheese. Yeah, like I just, I don't like godi flavors that much.

I know some people do, just as a little bit. It's a little gamey. Like, I mean, okay, what's the most, like bizarre mammal you can think of? Dolphin milk? Puget, I don't know if platypus melcom. Wait, is that what that's called? A mammal?

Tell you how it is. Platypus, platypus milk would be a delicacy, I'm sure. That is, platypus, platypus is not a mammal. Yeah, but they do, they lay eggs, but they do lactate. Okay. Okay. All right. Trust me. Trust me. I play one on TV. Like that you did your research here. Yeah. Okay.

Well, and then we just did, we did everything the opposite direction because it's funny. So my body sucks and like really does. I had like really does. Like I had like knee pain. So I went to the doctor and they're like, oh, you have tendonitis in your patella. It's also called jumpers need. You play basketball a lot.

I was like, no, do you do anything where you jump? And I'm like, not in the last decade. Whenever the Texan score touchdown, I get excited. Yeah, that's a basketball team. So not often. And yesterday, today I saw a article about a guy. I think it was in Britain. He got hit by a bus. Like I'm talking like the front of the bus like knocked him down. Oh, I'm sorry. He got up, walks to a pub and gets a drink. And I'm just like,

that was me. Like I would just like, I know that's a very English thing to do That hit by a bus nothing's gonna stop double-decker. I hope and Then went to the pub oh kind of reminds me there was a during the London attacks I think there was a guy who was in one of the bars that those guys came into and He yelled something like something about his football team and then started fighting it. Oh yeah. I was like actively like trying to fight them off and like got stabbed and everything.

He was like, oh, like he was like, I can't remember what team he's a part of, like what he likes, but he just kept yelling at us. I don't know if anyone's ever seen Euro Trip. Yes, I have always seen. That's a great movie. I just think about every soccer fan is just those guys from the movie. The cool thing is, yeah, it was like, man, just reunite and he opens is just those guys from the movie. Yeah, it's like man Just read night and he opens like two beer bottles with his eyes. Oh

I think I think we have the video. Do we have the video? Do we bus? Oh, so yeah, here's the bus. Oh Like I got with Blash dude gets up goes to a club and Did you see it coming? Wow. That guy got whiplash. Dude gets up, goes to a pub and, and has a drink. Did he see it coming? Well, he was all relaxed. Yeah, that probably helped. Yeah, if he didn't see it coming, he would've been like,

ooh, nice. Would you, if you, you're gonna, you're gonna die. Would you rather see it coming, or would you rather just be like behind me? If I'm going to die 100%. Behind me? Yeah, yeah. Okay.

If you were murdered, how would you like to be murdered? Yeah, fuck I Think about this a lot because I'm constantly convinced that every stranger I come across is gonna kill me Yeah, okay And then also on the other side least like to be murdered So like in a realistic way or like a stupid like movie way, I mean how many ways can you get? I mean, let's let's go for like know, like the big five methods of being murdered. I want to point out the fuck's stuff. Stabbed, shot, shot, choked, choked, poisoned.

The piano wire, like, getting, and then burnt in a fire. Burnt, okay, well, I was gonna think like, like, piano wire, like, and then like, oh, there's that episode of Borbock Empire where like, guys fighting, like, I got it, like, stopped, and then like, cuts off his fingers and then gets to his neck. Oh, it's like a five minute fight of them struggling in a bathroom. Like, get rid of it.

See, I was just trying to pretend to be dead and hope they, I don't know why. I just like, I see someone started choking me. I'd be like, oh, and they're like this, what? That's my war strategy. No one in movies ever double taps, so that might work. Yeah, I think poison would also be bad because then it's just like your insides

are like getting really slow and horrible. He's never double tap, so that might work. Yeah, being poisoned would also be bad, because then it's just like your insides are getting bigger. Yeah, those things really slow and horrible. Yeah, I just don't want to get murdered. I just want to get shot directly in the brain. Yeah, and I wouldn't want to see it coming. Yeah, of my cinnamon style. That's how I think about the rabbits. That's how I approach life.

I'm just like, would saying this or doing this to this person make them want to murder me? Yeah. Well, you're not very good at thinking about that then. Really? I just, I want to murder you all the time. No, what? Completely thrown. Yeah, it's just, I remember when I lived with you and you were like, you'd play Madden and then like, I'd be trying to sleep and then you would be like banging your controller on the coffee table. Rare. I know. I'd come out and there'd be like to sleep, and then you would be like banging your controller on the coffee table.

Where? I know. And then I'd come out and there'd be like a controller. He was living there for free. A controller shaped hole. In my bedroom, I was sleeping on the couch. Yeah, honestly, he should have been paying me for what I had to put on the floor.

Wait, so you were sleeping on the couch, but he was sleeping in the bed, and you were in the living room. You were technically in your bedroom playing Madden? No, no, I just don't sleep in bed in my bedroom. I always sleep on the couch. He sleeps in his grass patch on his patio. Sometimes just because I like watching TV, but most of the time I have sleep in bed because

I'm married. But when I was single, I always slept on the couch. Weird. He's not sleeping in bed. Human's to sleep in beds. The thing is, I can't go to sleep on the bed He's sleeping a bed. I just. Yeah, human, human's tend to sleep in beds. That's the thing is I can't go to sleep on a bed because I'm in a, I'm in a bed. It's time for sleep. When I'm in a couch, I'm just like, I can't fall asleep on the couch. I'm in a couch. And I'm like immediately gone. So you just fall asleep in places that aren't places you should fall asleep? Yes,

that's exactly. You fall asleep while you drive sometimes. It's like, whatever you do, Brad, don't fall asleep while you're driving. And then like, whatever you do, Brad, don't fall asleep while you're driving. And then you fall asleep. No, but now I'm worried about it. Yeah. Maybe that'll be the way that I die. That'd be a bad way to go. I mean, you hit the British guy going with the pub.

Yeah, there you go. Yeah, it'll be OK. What was that bus doing? Why was it driving on the sidewalk? It was driving pretty erratic. I don't think it was on the sidewalk. That guy looked like he was on the sidewalk. What?

No, the bus didn't appear in some place that he should have. He definitely didn't make that turn as efficiently as he could. Do you guys see that? It was a few years ago, as we're not always still at UT. We used to have the foam sword Fridays. I knew you're so good. That fucking video. Yeah. Well, so foam sword Friday was basically like the last Friday of the semester. I think it was like the School of Architecture or something. They would bring out these foam swords and everyone would gather on Guad across from the Union and like the co-op.

And every time there was a red light and the cross-locks would turn on, everyone would just like swarm out there and beat the shudad at each other with foam swords. So the last year that they did it, or that I know if they did it anyway, the light turned red and this guy jumped out. There it is.

Oh, that's a bomb mask. Was he not? That's the thing. He was wearing a bomb mask. But yeah, so you can see people gathered on each side of the street and then as soon as the lights turn red, they just fucking go at it. I hope we get to see it because it's so good. I'm afraid of what's going to happen. Who wants to place their bets? Does somebody get hurt?

Well, we just want somebody to get hit by a bus and I don't think I can handle that again. Why? I mean, you're gonna have to. I think it's coming. This is like an actual loop, but you can see people get so fucking hyped for it because they're like beating their swords on the ground. So they're just supposed to run in the middle and have a fight with each other? They just run in the middle, like fight. I don't remember this video being this long. Yeah, skip ahead. Oh God. So yeah.

Okay. Wait. They just run into the middle of the street. Just like, this isn't the actual video that I talked about. Well, this is a stupid thing to do anyway. But so they go out there, they beat each other and then like someone's like constantly watching the light

and like yelling sort of people to run back. So anyway one year this kid I think his name was Nick or something he was like friends of friends so I kind of knew him. He jumps out and immediately just gets fucking hit. Like he steps out and like he steps out and immediately gets fucking. Why isn't he looking at why aren't these people looking for buses? Well I don't know, but Like he walks he gets up and he's fine he goes with the puppy He goes to the pub. Yeah But I think that video is like all over the internet too, but um, yeah, it was I remember I had to go to I was like going to work And I was driving by and there was like a bunch of ambulance and stuff

And he was just sitting there. He's completely fine As a bomb mask. Yeah, I was a bomb ass. Does anyone a bunch of ambulance and stuff and he was just sitting there, he was completely fine. And there's a ball of mask. Yeah, there's a ball of mask. Does anyone else know anybody who got hit by a bus? Is this more common than I think it is? No, my friends and I at UT, we always dreamed about getting hit by a bus because the rumor was, if you got hit by a bus, they would have to pay your tuition for the rest of the year. Nice.

But who would have to pay UT? There's always a rumor that the bus would pay. like if you're a roommate kills himself, you get there's a whole movie about that always dead man on campus is it? Yeah, it's like a guy basically trying to convince his roommate to kill himself. So he gets like in deep he's has horrible grades and so that sounds fucked up but there was a vanwilder would do. Well there was a teenager convicted a few weeks ago

because she was dating a guy and she kept like egging him on to kill himself while she was dating him. And it was just like, all right, no. Is this the girl that did it serially? Where she, oh no, no, no. I think of that Twitch streamer. No, she had, this was like a hoot-like boyfriend, I think. I saw this case, yeah.

Think about the YouTube couple where they were trying to do something. Or something. And she shot her husband to do a stunt. It was like, he was like holding a textbook or something, like the bullet will stop the book. And she shot through the book and killed him. Oh my God.

And she was like seven months pregnant. Yeah. But like, I think her last tweet was like, oh, we Yeah. She was like, yeah. But like I think her last tweet was like, oh, we're about to do this really stupid video for YouTube. Like just so everyone knows it was his idea now mine. Oh my God. Which is what I would write if I were about to murder my person.

Well actually, so I was like, I was looking into it and I was like, oh my God, I need to know more because I need to know more about everything. So I actually went on to their YouTube channel and started watching their things and they have like one of the thumbnails of her. She's like, in a car and just says guilty and nervous. And I was like, oh my God, it's a promenician.

And there's another video where they're, it's just title, I'm gonna shoot my, yeah. There was another video where he's, they're like, they're basically just like this like young, super young couple that like just wanted to be vloggers, you know, yeah like this like young, super young couple that like just wanted to be one. Yeah, like in the early 20s. Yeah, they were like super young. They needed more viewers.

That's why they did it. Yeah. And one of the things that he says in one of their videos is like, oh, you guys don't get mad at me because I do a lot of stupid shit, but that's just kind of who I am. They're just like. So really is it that tragic?

He just went out like, that's who he wanted to be. But I mean, it just sucks. You know, it's a really fucking stupid thing to go out for. YouTube or live on your most answer. If I want to guess what kind of say or worst way to die. Oh, okay.

Worst and what way more painful? Yeah, no. Is it like a, like, be poisoned by something? Orific way to die. Drowning or being eaten by something. Oh, like disemboweled. You're close. Getting hit by a bus. Sorry, it's all I can think about getting shot by your pregnant wife. Yeah. Getting slowly smushed by a steamroller. Yeah, like an awesome power. It's this thing called skit scapism or the boats. The ancient method of execution. Oh my god, I read this. Yeah, the victim will be trapped

inside two boats or hollowed out tree trunks with just their head, hands and feet. They would be force fed milk and honey to the point which state of the guy. This is how I want to go. They're eating from the inside out, right? Yep, and then they would pour more milk and honey all over them, particularly the eyes and mouth and genitals to attract insects. And they would be eating alive. Yeah, being in the live, man, that's the worst. Just watch it.

Yeah. Oh, man, I went to Insanie, oh, there's a torture museum. Ooh, that sounds fun. Yeah, I went there and like, like that, none of that was as bad as what you just described actually. Somewhere there's a museum of death. It's somewhere that I traveled to.

In Europe? No, this one's in. Well, even in the Tower of London tour? I think. No, I haven't been to London. It's like they show you the tower and they're just like, well, this is where we used to rip people's eyebrows out. They talk like that.

It's like a common way to they. They're all from Texas. Yeah, they're very casual and very, like, you know, joky about how this is like the place where like the worst stuff in the world. In case anyone was wondering, the worst torture device I saw was one that's just a long, it's like a four foot tall spike,

and it just kind of comes to a point, and they set you on top of it, but first you just go ahead and slide. But first. Oh, I'm not gonna use this. Yeah, you get the rest of it. Wow. Was it tapered?

Yes, it gets bigger as it goes. Okay, because they could have the same result if it were thin. Yeah, it could, but it wouldn't be as bad. They wouldn't be as bad. They wouldn't really make it worse. Oh yeah. We think this is all messed up now, but I think it's only because we have iPhones. What?

What do you mean? What does that mean? It's because we have so much entertainment around us. You're such a fucking old woman. No, like, wait, so we found that entertaining before iPhones? Is that what you're saying? I say, I always, I just mean like entertaining. So like, I'll have you know, I went to the museum

and didn't look at my phone once. So, you know, in France and in New Orleans, and you know, I'm sure a lot of other places, they have public executions. Everybody would go out and they'd be like, yeah, chop his head off, because there's just nothing else to do. Well, they also didn't have fucking books

except the Bible and books books existed Okay, what like what point when was the Gutenberg Bible first published? This is one of those I'm gonna say like No, it was like 1300 1200 I've no yeah, all right. Sorry back out you say 1200 I've no yeah, all right. Sorry back out your saying People had books when when did public executions stop? I think that is I think it's up there Was invented and really like fucking bizarre People get executed. There's observation rooms. That's like for family. Yeah

Like you locals Find it in your newspaper like what do you do on Friday night? Come on, T-55 1455 1455 is a boomerah bubble Um, I don't know maybe 50 60 years ago because you go take tours in any US city They'll be like we used to hang people here people went to uh, yeah, but like they didn't say that was probably we public though Like you go in and publics when the electric chair people would go to those

executions too, right? All I know is what I've seen the electric chair. I think in the green mile. It's a good movie. Like, you know, hanging yes, we're usually public. So let's say like 50s probably in the US. Okay, television is why we don't have public executions anymore. New form of entertainment. Now we just execute people with a story on television.

And there's a lot, you know, just, you know, anything entertainment in general I think just kind of gets people out of it. I mean, I could say that. It's all like an execution lobbyist. Don't you think that's good, but we have iPhones. You sound pretty bummed out of that. No, no, I think it's good.

I just think like you can't, looking back and being like, oh, that was so horrible, it's just, fuck, people were bored. Oh my God, no, look, people, shit, okay. I think, or so public executions were so common.

It's ridiculous for anyone to think here that if they were alive at that point, they wouldn't go to a public agency. What'd you go to one right now? If there was like one tonight. Are they livestreaming out my own phones? I think my batteries, dad on my iPhone are not. Yeah, you beat me to the iPhone joke.

I got nothing now. Sorry. I think what you're trying to say is the iPhone didn't kill it, but other forms of entertainment did. Yeah, other forms of entertainment. iPhone just being like a, you know, a silly metaphor for it. I took, I took offense to it. So we were just complaining about how people use literally like we're, yeah. But before we get in that very boring debate. Well, it's your Becca has a lot to say about it, too Literally I

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I used to watch the TV show back in the 90s, like the late 90s on Comedy Central. I didn't know there was an audio book version. That's awesome. Yeah, they're bringing it back. So, you know, no, it's just kind of like a comedian, like improving, you know, being in therapy and He's talking to a therapist played by Jonathan Katz who's the creator of the show and then they take that audio and they animate it and

You see you know the comedian inside a therapy room and then there's B-roll of like acting out that what they're talking about kind of like the Root Street animated adventures. What are those? Probably our worst show. Don't waste your time. I thought you'd have something to go where you're trying to say that too. Yeah, those heels like, oh Jordan will take this. Yeah, that show fucking rules. Yeah, oh, if you like comedy, it's super funny. I always like it when stuff's motivated.

And comedians have a messed up mind so to hear in therapy is just super, super funny. I highly recommend it. My brother gave his wife an audible subscription for Christmas, and he just posted a list of all the books that they've listened to since the beginning of the year. And it's like 30 books. Definitely easier than reading books. I've been trying to read my original goal this year was to read a book a month. It's June. I'm on book three. Oh, what a product. I probably had three books in the last like five years. Yeah. It's June, I'm on book three. Oh, what a probably three books in the last like five years. Yeah. Hey, Rob, what's your question? Jordan, what you were referring to hot shot stub says is called the Judas cradle. Cool. It was used on men and women who committed sexual crimes and offenses. Oh, man. Cool and usual punishment on sexual crimes. I mean, you know, you get it, right?

What? What? That's fucked up. By the way, that's not okay. I don't believe in capital punishment. I believe in like, I can get if you want to like, like if somebody wrongly like murdered somebody close to me. Wrongly murdered.

Yeah, murdered. Yeah, just murdered. Murdered somebody close to me. I would not want Yeah, murdered. Yeah, just murdered. Right. Somebody close to me. I would not want them to be put to death by the government, but I probably, I might want to kill them. I don't know.

I can understand that people wanting to kill and like, you know, back before, you know, justice, justice like people going and like, like, so no, retribution killings. But I still be against capital punishment, but I can see wanting it. I'd probably, oh, I would not be happy. I'm not gonna open this can of worms.

Yeah. Is it even that controversial topic anymore? No one really like talks about it. No one cares. What about capital punishment? Yeah, there's not that much of a debate anymore about it. Everybody's focused on, you know just bunch of other stuff right now Everybody likes our

There's no huge dialogue about capital punishment When was the last time you saw a headline about a lot of those weird punishment? It's one of those weird things that Bren laments Just wish people argued about this boy. Oh There was all right. This is like, you get political. What else is? It's like, hope you all have a new story of being the last Thursday pie.

I know. So, so we have a new Supreme Court justice, right? Okay. Yeah. That much is true. That much is true. Things he did, because he couldn't start ruling on everything, because a lot of litigation

had already started, was a appeal from a state, Patrick, you can look it up. I think it's Alabama. They were low on their death penalty chemicals, right? Like lethal injection chemicals. And like the companies that make lethal injection chemicals are stopped making it, because they don't want it to be used for that purpose.

So, or no, it was like fire. It was like the expiration date was coming soon. So they scheduled like 10 executions. Arkansas. Arkansas. Arkansas scheduled like 10 executions in like, you know, a week span. And the Supreme Court was deadlocked for for and then the new justice came in and argued for or ruled for Arkansas.

So then all those people got put to death. And I'm not going to say like one was right, one was wrong, but it's like, can you imagine your decision is resulting in like 10 people being like that's... When you look at it, like, when you look at it as like a... like an arbiter of the law. Like, he's just doing his job to interpret the law. I think it's very easy to disassociate yourself from the results.

Yeah. But if it were me, I'd be like, fuck, I just killed all those people. Yeah. I think you could just, I think you could justify it because of that purpose, but I still think it has to affect you in some way. I mean, how can you, how can I know? Yeah. You're going to be our next Supreme Court justice. I'll be like the most like, blinders like, I mean, how can you? How can I know? Yeah. You're going to be our next Supreme Court justice.

I'll be like the most like blinders, like I only, I take no human lives into account. Just whatever the law is. And you have to do that at a certain point. If you are always making decisions that could potentially be emotional for you, you just have to step back and be very binary and black-and-white about it.

I guess doctors have to do that too. They make a lot of subjective calls, some of them are right, some of them are wrong. Yeah. That's terrifying. Before we got on this tangent, I wanted to, I just wanted to point out a fun fact about Dr. Katz.

It's one of the few shows to use a thing called squiggle vision, which is- That sounds fun with that. It is an animation tool that I like saying because it's called squiggle vision. Which, that sounds fun with that. It is an animation tool that I like saying because it's called squiggle vision. It just, I know. But I know. It makes the outlines, yeah.

It makes them, it creates, so that you don't have to do it by hand in a illusion called boiling lines, which makes it look more hand-drawn. And shows like Dr. Katz where they're very static and don't move around a lot. It creates the illusion of movement. So yeah, it's fun fact that we're two. Well, movies use this. Okay, I was this one. I was like, Dr. Katz, where they're very static and don't move around a lot at Critsy Illusion of Movement. So yeah, it's fun fact about you.

Home movies use this season one. Okay, I was that's what I was asking. And then they got rid of it for season two. Cool. We'll say, I never really, before I started working here and interning here, I wasn't talk about death and... I didn't talk about death,

I didn't talk about anything. I wasn't too familiar with research, teeth content. So in order to familiarize myself, I started watching animated adventures because of the shortest thing and like that I could consider the most. And the best show. And so I like, I didn't really quite understand

what it was. I just knew that you were the name behind it. So when I first started working here and I met you, I was like, oh, it's Jordan. And like I didn't give a fuck about anyone else. So just saying that. I was just the guy from Georgia. That was my favorite part.

Some random, Ava Lee and Rural. Brandon likes to say that. I would just say that. The guy from Georgia, that was my favorite part. Some random, and you feel Georgia? And Brandon likes to say that when I did start making that RTAs, it was because I was living in Georgia. J or Dan. I was bored out of my mind. And then shortly after that, I moved back to California. There's a squiggle.

Look at that squiggle vision. So squiggly. As you can see, there's not all that animation and they tried to trick you. Oh, I forgot. He had a millennial sun basically before it was. There's a gen Xer. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, he was a guess I saw you associate everything that people He was everything that people associate with millennials now. I guess there's always a generation. Flacker

So we talk about you. Can I talk about RTX? Yeah, okay, okay. So what are you guys excited for for our TX? Like what's your favorite part every year? Oh man. Meeting the fans, that's always, I mean, it's kind of a no-brainer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but besides that. Okay. I'm going to fangirl out a little bit. I'm really excited about Sugar Pine Sevin and Stephen Sceptic.

Yeah, really? And then I'm expecting that. In the marketing office, we're so obsessed with that. You guys really are. Well, Andrew and Sophie were the first ones to tell me about him. And so I started watching those videos and the guy's fucking hilarious. Yeah. Have you seen those videos?

I haven't, but that's a ring endorsement. Yeah. He's really funny. Like nerds online can tell me to watch it all all I want, but like you guys. Yeah. No. Yeah. I'll check it out.

Um, God, I don't know. We had such a good time at the Rooster Teeth. I can't remember what it was called last year, but the Pride panel. What was it called last year? Oh, my God. I think it was, yeah, Rooster Teeth Pride last year. Yeah. We had someone try to do it with that this year.

Last year it was so emotional and it was so nice. So like finally have that event that I'm glad it's coming back. You guys called it a little bit about it? Yeah, so I mean, it's just like basically the LGBTQA employees of Rochartee. Yeah, we just have a panel and we I like the y'all are mixing it up this year.

Like, I mean, it's like new people are coming in. Yeah, and it seems like they're from what I've seen in the app. There's a greater representation of all those letters. Yeah, no, there really is. And it's grown and it's so great that we have so many people and we're such an inclusive place. You guys gave it a great name this year. What is over there with Rainbow?

It was like over the rainbow. Yeah, over the rainbow. Yeah, I was looking at like the panel schedule was like, what's this? And I go, oh, dang, they got me. They got me a click on it. There you go. So it works.

I think what was cool about last year's panel was that there were actually people that I didn't know were by or day or whatever in the company until we did the panel. So it was really kind of cool to kind of meet each other that way. And up to everyone here, like get to be more comfortable around each other and stuff like that, too. Well, it's also nice for the, I think the community too, because they, you know, they see people who they might have not known or they just have someone else that they can relate to in a different way.

I had to miss that panel last year. I had a conflict. I'm hoping I can catch that. I'm gonna be like, going to pretty much every panel running around doing social media stuff with the team. So, it can be everywhere and nowhere all at once. Yeah. RTX can be stressful sometimes especially like ramping up to it because like especially in animation we have to like make all the videos we're gonna show. In RTA we always have to make

a special intro video. Luckily we got it done we got it done early this year and it's gonna be crazy. But that I think that is my favorite, is like playing that video and seeing everyone's reaction. And like, I never showed it to Gus or Bernie beforehand, either. How do you get away with that? Wow. Oh, because they're powerful. But like, seeing their reactions is always money too. And then we, like, just the RTA panel is pretty fun because we always do a dumb entrance. And then we don't even really talk about RTA,

it's just like me, Gus and Bernie, taking questions and making fun of each other. So I always look forward to that. The band two won. Yeah, I will never forget that. That one was a nightmare. I hated that one. I had a one, I had a listen to that song

about a million times. That's a good song. And then like finding all the stock footage behind for all the backgrounds was also nightmare like I think I had to like get a special account for like some stock footage website and Brennan had to help me track everything down, so yeah, we purchased probably like 500 different stock images for the show last year. I remember Chris and I The hardest experience we ever had, finding stock footage was footage of dogs having sex.

Like, I got a lot of that in my house. We found some, oh my God. But it wasn't much. We had to do like, personal stash. We had to do a lot of tricks to make it look like more. So it's just, that was a business. The side business, Chris and I were gonna go into was just producing a lot of dog stuff.

Like Beckett's got a leg up. Dog food. Yeah. I can, my leg, I'm not like that. Yeah, finding a dog foodage sucks. But, yeah, that bound to one scarred me. So, all in I literally spent about 15 minutes, and when I say literally, I mean literally, looking for the right image of a girl smirking, it was the most crimeannably thing and it was just amazing at how many different photos, stock photos exist of that. Like I can't imagine how difficult that,

I mean, if you're a board and there's no public executions going around, go to like a stock website, we use iStockFoto a lot and go to the videos and watch some of the ridiculous videos out there Like there's one where it's like this big group dancing in an office Since all these corporate guys and suits and like the boss like break dancing who decides what they film for stock footage stuff Because it seems like there would be never any real

applicable use for some of the stuff that they do stock footage I'm sure they aggregate the search terms and they see what people are searching for They're searching for break dance workers. I mean, I'm saying, dude, like a lot of sites, photographers just sign up and put their stuff on there and hope that someone will find it and buy it. So I think photographers tried to make their images as marketable and have mass appeal as possible,

but then there are some that just go for super weird words. Like 1980s Santa in a hot tub drinking some Kool-Aid. Mass appeal. It's possible, but then there are some that just go for super weird. It's like 1980s Santa in a hot uh drinking some kool-aid like Okay, there's very the very specific ones like that and then there's the very general ones like science is holding a beaker Girl eating salad. Yeah, girl laughing at salad And then you get to be more specific or girl laughing at salad There was a someone posted in like the random, and it was like all this dark stock footage. It was just like, I don't know, kid with guns,

and weirdly weird. There's a not-a-footwork tab for stockpots too. Old ladies with guns is the strangest. Aaron is one of our production artists and animation. She has like, I don't know why she has a library field of old ladies holding up guns. Oh my god. She uses that reaction even just a lot. I love Aaron, but I love the way people interact with her on Twitter because she doesn't

ever tweet anything. It's just people like tweeting from their own personal accounts about her. Yeah. And she just like responds. It's like the legend grows by everyone else. Yeah. We just do all the branding for her. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh my God. This is ridiculous. I'm sent a feed to the Apple TV. You see if we get it. This is this is pretty hard. This is hardcore grain. This is looking awesome.

What we work on that. So I put this out there to people because I do feel like I'm not the only one here. Before I know we don't have much time left, but how many of you guys out there would go to a public execution if you did not have computers, TV, fucking, anything? It was 1700s. Who would go?

So, uh, Patrick, if you could kind of monitor that and we'd have much time just hashtag RT podcast Just say you'll be heading And this is gonna be cheap. It's a king No, come on What is it a beloved? You know like I'm not Wait, no more. But it's, what does it have to do? What does it have to do? Yeah, it depends on contact, you know? I'm not going to say it.

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I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. You just like put it out in like the city square and like you walk by every day and be like, oh progress. There he is. Slowly sliding down. He's about a half way now. Oh, like Venice sinking. Oh my god. That's really big. Oh, it's so pointy.

It's amazing. Like this is what engineers were working on. Yeah. This is like you had your smartest minds. Yeah, we need the brightest, the best and the brightest to figure out how to murder people more fluently. Yeah, we need the brightest, the best and the brightest to figure out how to murder people more closely. Yeah, advance math I don't know I could argue that some pretty dumb people invented these ways to kill people Who knows who knows because they didn't have iPhones?

So I'm obsessed with technology taking over and murdering a soul. Okay, like I think last time I was on it Did you see the headline today about an essay like basically creating Systems that are so advanced that they can't keep them safe? What? That is a thing that has happened. Like they're too self-aware? No, I mean, it's not really AI, but just like back doors. Basically, they've created all these loop holes.

I didn't read the article. I read the headline. Basically, back doors into people's phones and all these different little vulnerabilities that they can be exploited by other people. Oh, boy. Does that really, like, I know it's not a very like, tangible thing you can be afraid of.

It's not like, you know, somebody coming into your house and murdering you. Yeah. But just like, how freaked out, I feel like we should be as concerned with that stuff as we are about people coming into our house and murdering us, but it's kind of hard to like quantify it in your head

and make it feel like a genuine concern. It's like digital theft, you know? Yeah. It's the things that like are presented to be friendly that you have to worry about. Like I think last week it was like robot cops, I forget where in Dubai with like big smiles. Today it was, you guys remember a couple of years ago,

Amazon announced the drone package deliveries and you know we made a short about it. I saw something today about, they were talking about the logistics of it. And instead of just keeping them all at their warehouses, they would build giant, what looked like beehives. And all of the drones would be in there, and then they would like emerge from the hide.

Isn't that how the matrix starts? Yes, it looks like this. Well, there was a black mirror episode in this last season about basically all the bees died, and they make bee drones to pollinate the flowers and then someone hacks into them and uses the bees to keep people. Oh my God.

It's totally possible. Aside from the bees getting hacked, that's actually a good way to solve the bee problem. Like they should just replace the bee on honey nut Cheerios with a drone. They got. Like here's the solution. All right, so right now it looks like 75% of the people who have responded would

absolutely go to an execute. Yes. You see, if we did these polls during the podcast more, Brian would be right. He vindicated. Oh my God. Yeah, I guess, I guess we're the weird ones. I just said, for me, it's all about context. You know, if he was a good king, if he didn't, you know, I'm not kidding. Oh my God. Yeah, I guess, I guess we're the weird ones. I just, for me, it's all that context. You know, if he was a good king, if he didn't, you know.

Oh, do you know what, I mean, well, I'm not gonna go, I'm not gonna go to a, but heading just to see somebody die. Yeah. I need the emotional investment. Yeah. Well, I think it's more than that. It's like a social gathering.

It's kind of like, you know, we're gonna go to brunch. We're gonna go to brunch. We're gonna go to brunch. brunch doesn't exist yet. Be heading or brunch. Why not, Bo? Yeah, We're gonna go to brunch. Brunch doesn't exist. Beheading or brunch. Why not both? Yeah, I guess I can get brunch at the beheading.

Is it true that like when you get decapitated, you're still alive for a little bit? No, it's man, how would they know that? They've got you, well they've, they've got nodules, nodules. Yeah, they've documented. Have you chopped someone's head off? Now, like, keep it out.

Well, they document like there's eye movement and blinks and stuff with the severed head. I think there's like, you know, a second where basically you still have the jolt in your brain. Yeah. It's like a chicken with a Ted cut off. I wish I like, it'd just be really cool to like,

have somebody, you know, they get to cap it in, they say like one awesome thing. Who ordered? What was the thing being? I'm really getting the head. Not that. I feel like I just be self-conscious and my head would hit the ground and roll. I'd be like, oh my god, that's what my body looks like.

I caught fat. I caught fast. I was right. It's seen it for the second goal. Once upon a time, my uncle's eye popped out. He hit it with a pressure rig popped off and hit him and it just right where his eye bald came out and was like hanging. I was like, I think I would take advantage of that.

And at that moment, like, yeah. That's how people like me. You've never seen what your face looks like. Yeah. You've actually seen your face. Yeah. I don't know if I'd want to see my face with a good face. Eyeball. Yeah. Oh, I look weird. Do you guys watch Rick and Morty? Yes. No. Do I don't I look like someone who watches Rick and Morty? Yeah, it's fair. It was an open. Yeah. I don't watch you don't watch it. I don't watch a lot of TV.

I'm pretty bad at watching TV. Well, they, it's a, good show watching. One of the things they can do is travel to dimensions, like alternate dimensions, so they have their infinite cells. And in an episode, they completely ruin their world. And the way they resolve that at the end of the episode is find another world that's not destroyed in which they are killed. So like they go to a world and they find their dead bodies and it's like the show's gory. Like they see themselves just like the eye,

just like falling out of the socket, all bloody. Well, then they dig a grave for themselves and then bury themselves in the backyard. So it's like, can you imagine like having to like bury yourself and then like take in the backyard. So then it's like, could you imagine having to bury yourself and then take your own place? Yeah, and then later on, Morty is telling somebody about it. He's like, every day I eat breakfast,

20 yards from my rod, or... Yeah. Yeah, I'll come up. That sounds like... It's really... It's in focus. It sounds like Netflix or something. It's on Hulu.

Yeah, it might be on Hulu. Oh, it's an absolute Hulu. It's an absolute Hulu. But yeah, it's terrifying. Like, it's weird for people. I can't imagine people who die in movies and stuff. In a movie where the effects are so good that they actually see themselves like ripped up and it's like Petropeccal watching Game of Thrones.

Oh, anybody watching Game of Thrones? Yeah. Anybody who's been in Game of Thrones, yes. Yeah, I know, it's like everybody's done. Yeah. Ooh, chopping off the head. That's a weird job, right? Like, if you're the executioner with the axe,

I went in New Orleans and you do a tour, like a death tour. And there's like a guy who's just famous. Like, that's what he did. I just chop people's heads up. Yeah, I chop people's heads up. I dare you to find someone who's better at chopping people's heads off than me No, who's serious like he had his job for a really long time. I'm just famous One of these one of these times I want like I want you to say something ridiculous and then we cut to a close-up of you And we cut back wide and we're just gone

Just can't deal with your dumb question That's how like it's when fiction matches reality. Yeah. Tell me about it. Oh my gosh. All right. Well, thank you, everybody. Thank you. I mean, on the point for watching. It's brand new. Yeah. Thank you to everybody who joined us. This was a lot of fun. And we'll do it again next week before RTX. Just let you know, guys, no, though, we have something new coming up, super exciting.

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