Rooster Teeth Podcast - Perfect Parasite Food Pairing - #583

Episode Date: February 11, 2020

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Wait, wait, we're not doing the actual thing. We'll get to that in a bit. We're besties, all three of us. Yeah, yeah. We don't need no sleeping girl. OG lunch crew. I was gonna, we are. Oh yeah.

I don't know what you're gonna want. I wish I get lunch. A vegan lunch. Kevin's been really good lately. I was gonna start the podcast by complimenting him. About being on time. He's actually started replying to my calendar invites. It's been making planning the podcast a lot easier.

He's been super prompt about things. Did he reply to the actual one that you just sent, like two hours before? There was a mistake, I thought. I thought he actually also proactively told me he was running a little behind schedule for this episode. Wow. I was like, wow, so responsible.

It's never too late to like start being an adult. An adult, you mean? I feel like Gavin wow, so responsible. Never too late to like start being an adult. Effective communicator. An adult, you mean? Yeah. I feel like Gavin has talked about this a couple times recently about he's like trying harder now. And I don't know if that means

professionally or socially or both. It's probably, yeah, everything across the board. He's trying harder. Does it mean he wasn't trying before? It implies that he wasn't doing his best. Which I think we could all agree on. Yeah. Anyway, he's not here. So everyone just talk shit right now while you can. Now's your chance. Who should we get in the sub for Gavin in the next 10 minutes while he's

not here? Get Dennis out here. Dennis! No, don't. Dennis, you stay in there. That's too late. He's here. 3.0. Hi, Gavin. I was just couple of many you. Yeah, you started you share he what oh man that would have been so funny. I mean tragic. I was just saying how you've been replying to calendar invites lately. Yeah, it didn't help me be here on time, but yeah, it's fine. I did run out of a barrier. Let's play. Marry a cop. Were you winning? No, I wasn't winning. That's fine. Mark, card eight. Where are you winning? No, I was winning, that was fun. Mark, are you? Yeah.

Cool, to your game. So obviously Oscars last night. There were the Oscars last night. There was something that really annoyed. Did you watch it? Everyone watch it? I know you did. Yeah, I mean, Jordan were doing a watch part.

How did you do that? I feel like if I wanted to do that, I would be told no. I didn't ask anyone's permission. You just did it. I feel like if I was like, I wanted to do that, I would be told no. I didn't ask anyone's permission. You just did it. I feel like if I was like, I want to do this. I'd be like, no, you can't. That's a good time. It was fun. I would like to have gone, but it's like,

I would rather watch the Oscars. I did in like us. Yeah, he said, good idea, but no. Yeah, I'd rather watch the Oscars at home. And I know the telecast always runs late. It's just like, I don't want to be. We were there until like 11 o'clock. Right, somewhere in the like, oh, I'm going to go home now.

Yeah. Yeah, and we started at like quarter to seven. Yeah. We did, luckily, didn't do the whole red carpet thing because that would have been- No. Disastrously long. Mm-hmm.

Too long. Didn't fail too long, though. What annoyed you? It was a pace, well. Yeah. I don't like that James Corden and Rebel Wilson came out dressed as cats, made fun of visual effects in the movie that they were just in and then gave out the

Academy Award for visual effects. I saw it. It seems kind of fucked up a little bit. I Saw it as them trying to like finally like put the nail in the coffin of like the cats jokes a lot of like we all acknowledge it was bad Academy Awards, I mean, like these visual effects were shitty, but we're gonna give an award to a movie that wasn't a big putt. I mean, they were shitty. I saw the movie, they were very bad. So a lot of people were saying,

I think including us on our live stream, we're saying that their costumes that they came out in as cats looked better than the visual effects of that cat. 100% in the movie. Like they should have just done that. That's what cats should have looked like. I thought it was funny when they would

twat in the Michael around. That was very, the guy controlling it was like making go up and down. It sounded terrible. I was like, stop. Just don't we get it. We got the joke. Yeah, you could stop now.

They needed to stop hitting the actual mic in the state. It's not about me. So I like it when people make fun of themselves. Or other people. Is that many part of their movie? Yeah, other people who worked on their movie. Sure. But nobody said, like, nobody's not saying they didn't work hard.

They worked hard. They just wasn't good. They're just saying they work shit. Yeah. Their work was bad. And I think we can all agree with that. It might feel like the Academy of War should be like a celebration of movies. It's not like the Razz. That's true.

It shouldn't be like dragging movies through the month. I feel like having a comedic element though to it. Like I like those moments where you can kind of poke fun at yourself. Because I like having no host. It's too serious. It's like kind of boring. I'm still blown away that there's like hair and makeup Oscars, but no stunt Oscars. Yeah.

Is it not? Do they have like the technical ones that they give out before, like the day before? Yeah, but I think there's a good one in there. There's still no stunt one. I mean, there was someone mentioning it last night. It was a spread-preddit. Yeah. That, yeah.

Also, I also started wondering last night, like why are some of the Oscars that they give out during the televised Academy Awards on that show and not in the technical one? Like, visual effects and sound mixing, sound editing. They're reporting. They're reporting, yeah. But those are technical achievements, aren't they? Like, shouldn't they be technicals that are not on the night?

That's an excellent question. I'm going to look it up. Okay. Technical. Fan, guys, fan. It's a parasite. No, no, no, I want to talk about that. Okay, I'm sure Gus wants to be involved in that conversation.

There's something I read about that. That's okay. No. Well, we had a, when we did the stream, we had our ballets basically where we would like pick our winners for each category. I did horribly. I had probably seen the least amount of everything that was nominated.

Hannah had seen like all the short films and documentaries. Yeah, so how? She saw all of them. Like everything. Including the winner, I think. And I think you guys saw like a majority of the films now. I saw nine of the 10 best picture movies. I think I saw four.

But most of my guesses were complete. You did. Uneducated. I'm going to pick this one because the name sounds cool. And you did better than all of us. And I got nine right. But especially how the people vote on the Oscar. It's true. Just look at the name sounds cool. And you did better than all of us. And I got nine right. But especially how the people vote on the Oscar. It's true.

Just look at the name and think, that could win. Yeah, I guess an Oscar would. They don't actually watch it. Or in the best animated feature, they asked their kid, which movie they liked, and it's always the Pixar one. I also predicted Eminem coming out in a very good moment. Yeah, because they're going through all the songs and then they got to Eminem's part in that montage video.

Yeah, they showed a little eight mile. And I was like, wouldn't it be fun if like all of a sudden Eminem live on stage like we're guys and then 10 seconds later. He looked a bit out of breath. He's like, now. He's like, oh, come on. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Is he like 50? No. I think he's like, I wanna say he's like 45. I think he's like, I wanna say he's like 45. I think he's mid 40s as well. He's 47. Okay, almost 50. He's closer to 50 than 40. I think he's allowed to be out of breath.

All right, he's old. When I hit 47, he called me older than you. Yes, he's older than me. When you be out of breath on stage, if you're doing that. Yes. It wasn't your percent. It was cool how much that song has had an impact though? Everyone was on their feet. Yeah

Getting Martin Scorsese looked very confused. Yeah, I was like who is this old man? Yeah Billy I just look confused a few times I think when you look confused then and you're I don't know if it was confused or one of those faces when you're enjoying something and you're You're going like this. Well, she'd never look confused during the Kristen wig, my real outfit. Yeah, that was like her best, Philly Alish's best look was during that bit. She was like, and she was like,

she definitely doesn't know who they are. Didn't she not know who was at Lug Zeppelin? Ways, there's like some. Somebody that she should have known. Yeah. Van Halen. Van Halen. Yeah. Who's that? Good joke, George. Thanks. But so I read something, I think it was yesterday, Yeah, who's that? Good joke, George. Thanks.

But so I read something. I think it was yesterday, yesterday during the day, I read someone's, someone was talking about Parasite. I think Freddie Wong retweeted it and had talked about it a little bit, but someone said that they viewed Parasite as a met, everyone saw it, right? I'll tell you. Yeah, absolutely. How much of you it's tonight?

Okay, it's really good. You should absolutely watch it. Just in time. But the thing that I read that Fred Wong retweeted said that they viewed Parasite as a metaphor for South Korea's fear of reunification with North Korea. They're fear. Right. Oh, that's because a lot of South Koreans are like a little prejudice. Well, it's also like better off than North Korea. Yeah. Yeah. They kind of look down on them.

Right. It's like, how do you? I thought North Korea was the greatest country. If you live there, it is. So I thought that was that was a really interesting. That is interesting. That I'm like, I'm like, replying parts of the movie in my head being like, yeah, I can see how that works. Like the rich guy was commenting on how poor people smell. Right. Comment in the chat that's gonna fly by by the time I could read it it says, my the only one who thought Parasite won

because it was the most diverse. I mean, it went up against three movies that had 30 nominations. It was clear underdog, but it won best picture and best foreign language. Was it clear on the dog? It was a first of all, it was a nominee for a ton of different awards.

It was also a fucking phenomenal movie. It might be my favorite movie of all time. I know. I know. I said that after I watched it. Yeah. I feel like I'm about to watch the movie with the most hype I've ever had. You might be, that's scary. That's scary. Everyone was already saying how good it was. And then last night, one, like, four oscillations. I think it will exceed your expectations.

Even still. I think so. It's so good. It's really good. It's hard to explain. I would be watching it thinking this is Gus's favorite movie. It might be my favorite movie of all time. I think I've watched it four or five times or at this point. When you get to a certain point, and it's the point that, like, everything kind of changes, you'll be like, oh, I see now. Okay. I think I'm also, we're also, we're gonna watch it and have food, like themed foods, so I thought, what is most likely to give me a parasite, so we just have some raw meat.

I would think you would eat Korean food, but I'm the only one who's like, we have a parasite, is another direction, you can take that in. So you're not. You're not going to the theater to watch it? You're watching it at home? I'm gonna start it out on thingy, yeah?

Yeah, I'm moving. I just know like some theaters are playing it now that it's I don't want to go up to the screen. I thought you were gonna say like, Ramdon or something, like something from the movie. Yeah. It's just Paris light food. Well, let me know how that turns out too.

I will. Which one you get? Which Paris light? Go to get emol. What kind of Parisites? Ah, they're like commonly. Like hookworm, tapeworm. Tapeworm.

It's tapeworm, the one that like, you'll lose weight because it's eating all of the stuff that you get in your intestines. And I think if it gets big enough, it can come out your butt when you're pooping. Gross. There's the one that cats give you that lives in your brain. Yep.

You probably already have that one. Definitely. What's the one that like, you could get if you go into like contaminated water and it goes into your brain? Oh, that's an amoeba. Amoeba. Yeah. Hookworm is horrifying.

That's the one that like gets in your foot, right? I believe so. Yeah. It goes in your foot and then what? It goes up into you. Into your brain. It slowly goes. It works its way around your entire body, visiting all the major organs.

Yeah. I'll stop talking about parasites, please. We can talk about parasite, but not parasites. Great movie. Like alien versus... Everyone should watch it. I think during his golden globes, acceptance speech, I forget exactly what he said, but Bong Junho said something like,

you know, if you can get over that intimidation of, you know, one inch of text at the bottom of the screen, you can really open up your whole new world. Yeah, whole new world of film. Literally because the rest of the screen, you can really open up your whole new world. Yeah, holy world of film. Literally. Because the rest of the world doesn't speak English. And it's absolutely worth it. I was a little concerned after, you know, they were going through all the awards and typically,

if someone, if a director wins best director, their movie also wins best picture. But a notable, usually a notable exception was Roma, which is another foreign language film that was nominated for Best Picture, which won Best Director, but did not win Best Picture. So I was like, so when they won Best Foreign Language or Best International feature, they changed that. They won Best Director. I was like, oh shit, they're gonna get Roma, they're totally gonna get Roma to get him. I felt the opposite. I was like, I felt like Parasite had a chance, a lot that like people like on the academy like really liked the movie I saw more than just for like the international Category I thought it's okay

It gave all of us hope and then like there's a really somebody took a really good screenshot of like when Jane Fonda was reading the winner for best picture and like She just does like pair and then like we don't just like Celebrating like she just does like pair. And then like we don't just like do the arms up. All of us are like celebrating. She kind of like a costume. She opened it. It was like, yeah, she really played it though. She didn't want to get the name wrong.

Yeah, we there's a screen cap of us. It looks like a runner roller coaster. Cause all of our other like, we're I loved all the nods to travel. It was flood like, I don't have like two or three times. There's not a good night to be trivolta. You can dunk down on all night.

That was another part of like one of my favorite moments of the Oscars was when they performed into the unknown to the Frozen song and they had all the other language singers there. That was really cool. I liked that a lot. The Harriet song performance was also really cool. Oh man, that made me like, killed it.

Was it stand up? No, I think it was called synod. Stand up or something like that. Yeah, she was amazing. But like, yeah, we were all like, uh, I think I want this one to win now. I read that. Could you change your notes?

If she, if that, uh, singer had won an Academy Award last night, she would have been the youngest person ever to E.Gaat. Whoa. She's already, no, what the hell? Damn. Fuck. And she was nominated for the song

and for best actress. Yeah, so how old is she? I don't know. She's probably in her mid 20s. Cynthia, Cynthia, Rebo. Yeah.

What do you got from that? You're done. You were tired. You're done. You're done with Harbo. You got, you pressed each and You're done. You're done. You're done. You got you like you pressed each and you got I will come measure like mid 20s ego just be like never mind. She's 33. Oh, okay. What's the less impressive? Yeah, still live with the point

But like three of me like Well, I've done entertainment. Yeah, what's next? I'm gonna work on science. Yeah, I saw what is the ego equivalent in science? You have to be like a Nobel, I'm a Carthor fellowship. There is one that is a funny acronym that does that. I think like being knighted is in there and Nobel prize and all this other stuff. Interesting. It's like a goofy one, right?

United Nobel prize. No. I think a goofy one, that is not... United Nobel Prize. Um, no. I'm sure there is, I just can't find it. I think it technically, like a few people have got it, which is why it's like a mentioned thing. How about Paul McCartney, how's it? I saw, so I... Maybe.

I saw, I'm gonna go back to Academy Awards here for a second. I saw a really cringy question Oh, no being asked a Bongjunho Okay about about parasite the interviewer asked him why he decided to make the film in the Korean language Yeah, why did he He has made an you know, he made snowpiercer. So he has made English language films before,

but he said, you know, he wanted. So maybe there's more a question about like, why did you want to like limit the audience or something? Maybe. Or why not English, I think it's essentially the question. Right, just came across as weird. He didn't, he said it. He thought the movie was something uniquely Korean,

but turns out like when other people started saying it and relating to its message, she was like, oh, everyone kind of feels this way. Yeah. Kind of deals. People were asking what you got is this Emmy Grammy Oscar Tony. Yeah. Yee. Egot.

It's a very, very rare. So you have to be very talented. I learned that yesterday because you guys were talking about that. Yeah. Oh, yeah, we were talking about that. Yeah. I think I learned we were talking about that. I think I learned about it from 30 rocks. I thought 30 rock invented. So did I. Did they?

No, they did. I think it's like a very like in inside industry kind of thing. If you have, they popularize it. If you want one of those four words, what one do you think you'd want to win? Oscar. Oscar. Yeah, it's the most prestigious Oscar.

For me, yeah, Oscar, because I don't, I don't music. But yeah, I think the one I'm least likely to win. Tony. Or Grammy. I just think the Emmy statue is cooler. Is it the one where it's like the person with like the legs? Yeah though the wings and the and the globe thing?

Not just a bloke just stood there. Yeah, what's even doing? I'll try to help her in how she's got really. Yeah, that's surprising. I'm looking through the list here. Mel Brooks. I mean, it's his James Corden close. Oh, look in a second.

He must have won Emmy and Tony. Who'd be goal burger knew that one? To see the funny picture of, uh, uh, uh, Bong Joonho, uh, making the Oscar statues kiss. And he just got the like the slightest smile in his face. He's like, my favorite part of the entire night. And you probably know this based on my reactions was I think it was the after the first Oscar. He won or the second one where he's on stage with some other guy.

And the other guy's talking and you just see him in the background holding his Oscar. And he's just like, and he's just smiling at it, like looking at it, and holding it, looking at the audience, and looking at it, like, he's so pure. That's a hell of a moment. Yeah. Yeah.

That was a funny Instagram story of Tyco Ahtiti like shoving his Oscar under the chair. I think Ray Larson took that video because she was set across from him. He didn't know where to put it. And then he went on about the laptops on MacBooks so so shit. And that's what the right is, Guild can improve or something.

If James Corden comes in. Amy. I'm really happy, Tyga, won Rami. Can we talk about Diane Keaton? And why it looked like she was like ready for like a night outside on a cold evening? Yeah, that was a she was wearing like a jacket that looked like a winter like a winter coat and a hat and it seemed like she was

made me drunk. She had like a pantsuit on and then a big coat on over it with a big belt and like a hat. Yeah. It's like really cold in there. You know, like inside? Yeah, inside and out. Yeah, it was, it's always really cool to watch Academy Awards.

I remember watching it, like as a kid, and you know, trying to learn about all the different things that people do to make movies. It was always something that was interesting to me. Yeah, I, I always liked it too. And I'm like, I would never like have seen most of the movies, like when animated feature came up, that would be the only category.

But it made me want to watch more movies and like, it helped me like get exposed to like more best pictures and stuff. I think I watched almost every film that was up for an Academy Award. Really? Everyone? I said almost. I that was up for an Academy Award. Really? Everyone? I said almost.

I've watched quite a few. I didn't see the documentary show. Did you do any sort of like ballot thing? Like, where you like guests who was gonna win? No, I did, I should have. I feel like you would have cleaned up. I don't know. I don't know.

There were still some upsets I thought. Yeah, my methodology was try to like think like the academy would and that got me I got five right So I thought I thought Joe Pesci would have won supporting actor over Brad Pitt. I thought I Was very surprised that Brad Pitt won. Yeah, I thought if Brad Pitt was gonna win then Lee and Lee and I had a capriol Was gonna win well, we said multiple times on the screen that Brad Pitt was playing Brad Yeah, it was just I was so surprised that they gave him an award for that. Yeah. Did you ever see Joe Pesci's acceptance speech

for his other Oscar? Yeah, when you won for Goodfellas. Yeah. Best speech ever. I was just thinking about it. He was like, you can probably recite it from memory. He was like, it's my pleasure, thanks. Ooh.

And then he walked off. I love that. Yeah, I love that too. I think it's great. I just don't want to hear about every single person involved in our success. Just like thanks, got it. Don't need to know what agency you're thinking. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure people appreciate it. It's an important moment for them. I mean, I don't want to rob them of that. I think if they want to take a little bit of time, how did you feel about the, just think Esther and then get off the stage. How do you feel about the political mentions? They were not as bad as like years past or like numerous, but Brad Pitt like went out

there just like first thing he said was about the impeachment hearing and so. Yeah. He actually seemed pretty nervous. He actually looked nervous. There were a few people I thought that went up there that seemed really... Totally understandable. I mean, you could be the most famous person in the world and still, I mean,

I mean, it's self-infront of your peers. Yeah, that's true. I would hate to do that. It's like, it's like, definitely. It's an emotional moment. You're the only one up there. The studio, like the theater's huge. Everyone's like looking at you. The studio paid a lot of money for that award.

Kidding. Campaigning for it. Is there any monetary, like do you get anything like a cash prize? You can either take the Oscar or take $50,000 in cash. Really? No. I mean, I would take $50,000. I know, this is that that's so well.

I feel like that'd be a pile of us because I'm not right. take 50,000. I can't, this is that that's so well. So seriously. I feel like that'd be a pile of oscars a lot. Yeah, cool things. But like, I don't know, is there any sort of monetary incentive? I don't think so. OK. I think it's just like resume thing. Probably sell it on eBay.

I don't think you're allowed to. I don't think you're allowed to. I think you also have a lot of the time you have to pay for the. Don't you have to pay for the. It's a cool statue. Yeah. Oh, that's right.

Yeah. I think, yeah, you, I think there's a clause like, you can sell it on eBay or like you can resell it, but you have to first give the Academy first option to reclaim the statue. Oh, they can help. They'll always take it back rather than let you. Well, they could readies it.

Yeah, we sell it. Yeah, my old boss won an Emmy and he gets a, I think he bought the statue for $400 or something. Wow I'm out 400 bucks. That's a lot of award bullshit It's a lot of money. What if what if we somehow get who know the movie nominated who know the movie? Even on a musical we're halfway to an ego right now We can nominate laser team.

Laser team two. I think it's probably too late for all of those. Yeah, I was gonna say, I don't wanna burst into someone's bubble, but a couple of years later, I'll go with these. We should have tried to submit one of the music for an Oscar. Could we do it for a razzie?

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So I bought them on Apple TV. What's it called now? It used to be called iTunes. It's called Apple TV now. I just call it the thing with the shitty remote. The thing with the shitty remote. I don't use that remote. I have a universal remote, but that thing.

I watched, I rewatched my neighbor, Totoro and Prismone and Okie. I actually saw Chris Smone and Okie in the theater like when I first moved to Austin at the old Regal Arbor before they moved it. But since I watched both of those movies, it got me thinking about like the first anime I ever saw as a little kid. And I can actually remember the first time I saw anime, the first time that it was on TV, I have no idea how I saw it.

I've slipped through the channels. It might have been like on HBO or something when I was a little kid, but I saw Naseca Valley of the wind. I don't know. It's an old Ghibli movie. The old Kizaki movie. But it was like one of those things where it was like,

I was a little kid, it was the mid 80s. It was like it was on. And I loved it. And I was like, I have no idea what the fuck I just watched. I don't know what it's ever gonna be on again. I don't know how to ever find it. I don't know what it was. I was somewhere in Spain and I was on TV found spirited away. And it had Spanish subtitles, but the audio was in Japanese. Oh, so it was. And I didn't know what the hell was happening. What part was it? I would love to have heard what you

thought that movie was about after watching it that way. Yeah, this bitch with the giant kid and like what? I'm trying to make a mistake. I missed the part where the parents tended to pigs. I think I'm sorry. I think I mentioned this on the bug as once or twice before, but this kind of reminds me of a situation that me my colonzy Oran we went to convention in Germany, but it was an anime convention and so they had a lot of guests from Japan there And they had a translator they had multiple translators that would translate German to Japanese and Japanese to German

But they had no one doing English So it was just like they would say something and then translate it for the Japanese guests and they'd be like a clapping And we'd be sitting When it was just top two I always find it fun to be in a place where English isn't around at all I know it makes you appreciate all the people who take time to learn English for you when you're in other countries and stuff like that. True. Those are real heroes. They are. When I went to Mexico, I tried to speak as much Spanish as I could and I just embarrassing myself so many times. Do you know a lot of Spanish? I know. I took Spanish one. I think you mean in the Keto. I know the very basics. I don't know how

to conjugate a lot of stuff. people and hit the people here learn Mexican Spanish Well like Spanish Spanish. That's a good question. I think it's Mexican Spanish in the book What is the name of Mexico Spanish? It's in the in the books. I think they call it Your penis banish. I don't know. No, that's that's Castilian. That's yeah Spain But there are there are very different Spanish has a whole verb tense that does not exist in the book. In the textbook and stuff, they always had that tense. The Vosotros tense.

Yes. I wonder if, but we just never learned it. So if you want to explain what you have. They really ignore that. Trouble? Yes. Interesting. If that's Vosotros mean.

I don't understand it. Is that another wee thing? I think it is. I don't know I don't understand it another we I think it is I don't I don't you if you learned European Spanish having learned Mexican Spanish first would you have a Mexican accent? I don't like that we're calling it Mexican Spanish I remember when I lived when I lived in Puerto Rico I when I lived in Puerto Rico, did they speak Mexican Spanish? They speak Puerto Rican Spanish,

which is its own dialect. I'm not being in the sense to have classed it. I mean, you're just having to clarify, but whenever I was in Puerto Rico, I tried to drop my Mexican Spanish accent and tried to adopt a Puerto Rican Spanish accent to try to blend in. So yeah, there are.

Can you give an example of the way you would say to say me Amo West? So, I mean, a lot of it. So in Puerto Rican Spanish, they drop a lot of the S's, like they become silent, like you just kind of gloss over them. And there's also different words for things like crisps and chips. Yeah, I mean, honestly. So like, for example, in Mexico, you would call a bus like an auto boost. But in Puerto Rico, you call it a Wawa. I like that one way. In Mexico, you would, you would call a match a phosphory.

But in Puerto Rico, you call it a foeful. I love hearing you say this. There's this like way cuter. So in Puerto Rico, just say the first syllable twice of every word. Sometimes those are extreme examples, but not Wawa. I mean, that's, I've no idea why are you cuter? So in Puerto Rico, just say the first syllable twice of every word. You pretty much say it. Those are extreme examples, but not wah wah. I mean, that's, I've no idea why it's like that.

That's the car. Car. You could say, car, chair, or car. Or car. You could also take car. It's caro one of them, okay. But caro also means expensive depending on how much emphasis you put on the car.

Cause I saw a TikTok where there is this woman who bought, I guess, her Mexican housekeeper, a car, a new car. And she's like, she's crying. And then the woman is just like something, something caro. And then all the commas were just like, LOL, she said, caro, like trying to sound Mexican. And some of the commas were just like, that's how you say it. That's how you say it. I know that. I remember when I was in high school, one of my friends had an exchange student from Argentina who was staying with him.

And obviously he spoke Spanish. So whenever we were hanging out, we'd always speak Spanish around this kid. And we were all hanging out, we were going to go to Pizza Hut or something, or get some pizza. I think we were going to play D&D. Anyway, we told him, let's all go out, let's get in La Troca, which is Spanish... Track for truck. It's not actually, you would say,

Camioneta or something for truck, but anyway. So we said Troca, which is like a Spanish word. I remember he stopped at his tracks and looked at us and was like, wait, where are we going? What are we doing? What, where did he think? And we were like, oh, we're gonna get in the Camioneta and go to the pizza. He was like, oh, he're gonna get in the coming and at the end go to the pizza.

He said, because in Argentina, troca means whore house. Hell yeah. It's already time. He like hops in the truck, super excited. Let's go. So yeah, so all that's to, yes,

there are different accents and different ways of saying things. It's really fucking confusing. Argentine Spanish also has a very unique accent and dialect. Like the way they say eggs I think is different. Oh, really? Yeah, I think they say like with a J sound instead of A. Oh, yeah, that sounds.

Well, I mean, there's some accents even with a Mexico like that. Yeah. Like, you know, napkins are said, Cedrietas. Cedrietas. But if you have like an interior Mexico accent, you'd say Cedrietas. Ah.

Almost like with a J sound instead of a double L. That's a J. Interesting. So yeah, so yes, there are tons of accent. I remember it's a whole couple of fucking reviews. I mean, it makes total sense. England is a tiny country, but I could pull out, I pick out like 15 different accents, which is like a tiny one.

It's like a tiny one. It's like a Cockney's, you got the Jordies, the Scouses. And plus, so this is like that, but on a global scale. It's like a whole different countries with huge geographical difference. The Scouse are excellent because I listen to a podcast. Hey, hey, calm down. They just seem to drop like the last lover of everywhere.

Instead of saying, but they say, Yeah, a lot of that and like a lot of stuff sounds like a question when it's probably an insult. Yeah. Like, are you really good today? Yeah, a lot of that and a lot of stuff sounds like a question when it's probably it insults. Yeah. Are you really good today? Yeah, I love it. Erick says hi.

Erick, a door. Yeah. Is he back yet? He's in an airport. Which one? Tell him a brand new. I'd rather not say it. While he's actually there.

Well, he's cool, right? Yeah. I just want to know what the carpets like. That's kind of your thing isn't it? Wait, what's the only thing you can do at airports? I just, I started doing this thing where anytime I'm in an airport, I take a picture of the airport carpet and then post it on Instagram and give it a rating. Oh, see, I do a thing where I pick a chair and I sit in it and then I look at my map to see if I'm facing where I'm going.

I do that now. It's not every time you sit there. It's every time you say it. Is that on Google Maps or Apple Maps that you do that on? Or whatever it is. I think I have Apple Maps. You do it on Google Maps. Yeah.

Yeah. I just try to sit like in where my plane's going to look. So you try to figure out like where do you have to like position yourself if you have a face. So try to be dead on. We're all facing directions right now, right? Yeah. Okay. What country am I facing your face?

Mexico. Yeah, Mexico. I'm facing New Mexico So Gavin's loading it up. Yeah, I'm looking directly at Mexico. What's up, Mexico? The middle of it. We're not snowshoes at Mexico, like, some Mexican. The middle of it. Winners notches. A little bit of interview. You should put a screenshot of all of our dots, like, you can do it on the US.

Where it is. So I get lazy. Sometimes like in Mexico, there's different greetings for different times of the day. Like, winners, the us, winners, start of this, winners notches. I get lazy. I don't want to keep track.

I just say winners. So like, winners, winners, winners, whatever. Isn't that how you, isn't that what you say when you answer the phone? You just say, win us. So like, win us, win us, win us, win us, win us, win us. And then how, isn't that what you say when you answer the phone, you just say, win a. Win a, yeah. Was like good. Yeah, yeah, but it's like, if you pick up the phone, it's, I don't know why.

And then when you win, when you want to hang your, say, win a buy, we just like literally, you really, yeah, good buy. Win a buy. You don't say audio. I don't know if that's everywhere, but I know that's like growing up on the border.

You're not saying hello, winner. It's like, win a buy. It's pretty cool. I'm't know if that's everywhere, but I know that's growing up on the border. It's like, well, no, bye. It's pretty cool. I don't buy a lot of it. Looking at a Google Maps and if you zoom out enough and you could see like Santonio, Houston, Dallas, Austin, and you see that the cluster of orange and red from all the traffic in those cities, they're all clustered into, you can't really see it on my phone too well, but I find that fascinating. Go to any state,

and you can see where the biggest cities are just from doing that. I recently posted a zoomed out view of the US. Well, actually the world where all my pictures were taken. And a lot of people asked me like, oh, what were you in? You know, Tennessee for. And I'd be like, I don't know. Let me check. Let me check.

We're going to go to what pictures did you take? Just reply with a photo. Yeah, and sometimes I zoom in I'll be like Well, that's just a photo of the airport. Yeah, maybe I was connected there. No, no, it's a picture of the airport carpet sat in the chair Chat is in Mexico by the way Just a chat or chat chat like I'm facing the chat. Oh, okay. I got you I was very excited looked over it like how we were'll say and all I was like did he change a

Justpan Yeah Is the chat in Mexico now Please everyone translate your messages into Spanish You translate traffic They're facing Canada that's true, right? like, shoving their face in Canada, though, that's true. It's true, right?

That, yeah, I guess so. That one's a little skew. I might be like, I don't ask. What did it think? Like Russia, maybe, maybe. So, you know, you were looking at Google maps that Google maps celebrated their 15th anniversary the other day. Really? Yeah, which is crazy to me.

I didn't realize Google maps didn't exist when we started rooster teeth, which is a really weird thing to me. You just use map quest, right? Yeah, map quest. Yeah, I was trying to think of like what I used before yeah I would print out map quest directions if I was going somewhere You that makes you sound so old It's gonna happen more and more as you need to get over I bet this guy used to use maps. I did You see the Atlas and the trunk. We would have maps and atlases.

I mean, look at the old HZ. Yeah. We had to find a map when we did that last of us video. Yeah. Alongside that, we didn't artie life where we tried to find the locations from the last of us because in the opening, they're in Austin. Yeah. And so Gus actually had to buy a physical map.

And I don't know if we even used it once. That's a good little challenge though for like millennials. Gus actually had to buy a physical map. And I don't know if we even used it once. It's because we didn't have it. That's a good little challenge though, for like millennials, like you have to find a landmark or something somewhere around Austin, but you have to use an actual map. A map. You can't Google map or use Apple Maps, which is like using an old map because it's useless.

Apple map. Yeah. Terrible. Oh, it comes with Spanish. It's gotten better. It really has. I still, it's gotten good enough to where I've reinstalled it on my phone, but I still use Google Maps every time.

Yeah. Google Maps changed its logo and it confused me for a second. Yeah. It was for the 15th anniversary. I guess that makes sense now. It's all added up. I didn't realize since I got an Apple Watch recently and I didn't disable it when I was using it, but I was using my phone for directions for somewhere and my watch would start

vibrating every time it wanted me to like have a turn coming up and I was like that scene. I don't like that. And like it would show on the watch like the direction you had to go in. It's like that's fucking annoying. Also I feel like that's somewhat dangerous. Although I guess if it's just vibrating and you know when you're driving your hand is already in front of you. Yeah, it's yeah, but I like you still have to go like yeah you, you just like, well, where am I going? You still have to like flip it so you're not actually on the wheel anymore. If you still, if you're walking, yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's the only

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I assume from pictures and stuff, her deceased like six year old or seven year old daughter. And she was like crying, like trying to like hug her in VR. Does that help with like the healing process or herding? I was watching, I was thinking like, I assume she wanted this and then didn't just make it. I mean, like, look, but it seems like there's no, what a good would come of that. You're not like, you're not letting go enough.

It's not a really good coping mechanism. No, and it was really sad and it was one of the few videos I've just not finished because I was like, this is too sad to watch. It was tragic. Because everyone watched Watchman on HBO. No. I'm on episode four.

Okay. So don't spoil anything. Just talk to me. There's a moment. It's not a spoiler or anything. But there's a moment where when you first meet Lady True, when she brings out a baby, like, look, we made a baby for you. And they're like, really?

What if we don't want the baby? She's like, well, it'll be destroyed. It's like, what? She's like, I'm just kidding. I love that whole thing. It's one of those, yeah, it's one of those, like, I'm a billionaire. I can do anything I have.

A billionaire. This is, sorry, excuse me. A billionaire. But yeah, it's like, yeah, I made a baby for you guys. I'll kill it. It's awesome. Yeah, definitely like established. It's established. Her character very quickly. It was awesome. Definitely established her character very quickly. It's always funny when I'm watching a show

and I forget that I was on HBO and then like a dick appears and I go like, whoa, all right. Is that allowed? Can they do that? Like I think it's episode two or something that or maybe yet two with the blue dick. So do you know how? Dicks on my TV.

On my e-naw cycle. It's slightly than you think. On like normal cable, Dicks on my TV, I'm not even talking about it. It's slightly, but you think on like normal cable, there's no knobs. I don't think on normal cable, no. No, no, no. No, no. So you're not going to shed like often nine, you can show. No, I don't think Dicks ever,

since I think you, no, I think, I know, I think you can, but no one does it. Really? Yeah, I think interesting. Like that's why South Park can curse and things. Like they just don't, like once they, it airs after a certain time, it's fun. Interesting. Like that's why South Park concur some things like they just don't Like once they're there's after a certain time. It's fun. Interesting. I Think I don't put things on broadcast. I put things on the internet. I don't know

The rules are totally different where YouTube is even In America we're much more like accepting a violence and Grotesque violence than we are sex like Like, no, that's what we said. Oh, yeah, they used to do that. Oh, blow his head off. What was that, a tit? We can say our kids watched it. Called the FCC. Do we censor these on YouTube?

No. No. What, we got to get our shit consistent. Yeah. Like so many of the videos are, I'm in a censor now on YouTube. Not sure when that started happening. I think, but somehow, like what we do it. It's because they're shorter.

And I think like if it's within the first 10% of the video, there's a swear word against demonetized. I don't know, we're putting out shit that's sensitive all the way through. And it's distracting. Yeah. Well, got to play that game, that YouTube game, YouTube. Yeah, I mean, but we're not playing it. Oh, and not.

We're not doing it. We're doing it. We're doing it. Oh, right. The Eric was going to be yelling at him, but he's not. Yeah, I'm not really sure. Yeah, he's in an airport. And maybe because like we have people,

like I don't know who's responsible for making that decision for the podcast. Would it be me? Would it be Gus? Would it be Eric? I mean, if we're getting away without censoring this, we shouldn't be censoring anything on YouTube. Surely.

I wish I could give you an answer. Well, let's find out. It's a good thought starter. I never thought about it. I mean, I knew you all were censoring stuff. I never thought about it. I just don't know what. We're not gonna get here.

I don't know what was the cast that said. Did we have a bunch of videos demonetized? And if so, why these demonetized? I definitely don't pretend to know what how YouTube operates or anything. It could be because are we even monetizing these videos because they have sponsors? These?

Yeah. Oh, I don't know. I'm asking a question. What the fuck are you to get the fuck out of here? Rooney, my podcast. I tell no. Are we even monetizing? Maybe it's because we do not swear in the first like

five minutes of the show. I'm sure we do. We don't coordinate, not not swear in the first like five minutes of the show. I'm sure we do we don't we don't Coordinate not swearing in the first five minutes. So I'm sure we have to swear in the first five. I can't go five minutes without swearing Barbara Not curse. Don't be aware. Yeah, then you think about it too much. Mm-hmm You're on the clock. I promise I promise a swear at least every five minutes. Let's us see if you could go as long Not swearing as you have gone not eating meat. That's impossible. I cannot I cannot do that For a possible burger. How long you for months now? What is this? Yeah, four months I see that clip those posted from an old podcast

Yeah, four months. Nice to see that clip that was posted from an old podcast. No, we're going. It was about, it was a gut's criticizing guys. Have you made a plot of vegans? Yeah, I was talking about, there was a woman who wanted to prove that vegans could do anything that non-vegans could do. So she wanted to climb out an universe. I can't remember about it.

And she died. And then you said, maybe she lost oxygen from telling everyone about how she's a vegan. That's classic gut. That's classic. That's the one about right. I love, I love, I feel like whenever someone's a complete total documented hypocrite. Yeah, everyone's like, oh, but I find that so funny.

I mean, I'm the hypocrite too. I'm like, it is amazing how much people can change without realizing. Yeah. And I also like, it's not just like you, it's like the world around you changing too. Yeah. What's funny is that that woman didn't need to do that at all

because like, I mean. No one was saying that she couldn't. Yeah, there are so many like athletes that are vegan and able to perform at a top level and stuff. Like there are football players that are vegan and stuff, so it's like, it's okay. Yeah, I just, something with us, I guess, saying something to the opposite of what we said in the past, like, yeah, the world changes, opinions change, and also we've been doing this

podcast for 11 years. 11 years. Yeah. And well, you've been doing this podcast for 11 years. I've been doing it for eight. I'm just blown away by it. It's not just small things either. Yeah.

Like, there's a podcast to me saying, I was watching an Apple Keynote, and I'm like blown away by it. It's not just small things either. Like there's a podcast to me saying, I was watching an Apple Keynote and I'm like, God, why do they always list all the environmental shit? Like, who cares? There's no feature. And now I can't think about anything I care about more than trying to save the environment. I'm like actively doing that.

I'm just like, man, it sucks that we're wrecking the planet. And I care about it so much. Well, you also are an adult now. I was kind of an adult then too. Well, you also like aren't adult now. I was kind of an adult then too. Well, that's not really. And there's some years where you're legal on adult, but not really. He's trying harder now. He's trying harder now. Yeah.

That's the consensus we came to. Like on campus, what mercury free case? Yeah, it's it's great when people bring up things that you've set on podcasts eight to 10 years ago. And you're like, does your opinion view or not change in eight to 10 years? Or like have you not said really dumb shit? I think it's best for the young person versus now. Yeah. Yeah.

I've definitely changed a lot. All for the better. It makes me want to keep doing this even longer. Yeah. Because then they'll become even more extreme. Oh my god. 30 years from now. Yeah.

Could you believe we cared about the environment? Yeah, we said that environment like a year. Like it was so easy to solve I speaking of the environment. I saw I forget who it is some representative in Congress it was some representative from Michigan and I think aOC are co-sponsoring a bill to this called the EV Freedom Act, where they want the government to build high speed electric vehicle chargers all around the country. It's all something about that, yeah. Which I think is a fucking terrible idea.

As they want to over-electric car, I don't want the government building a network of electric vehicles. What do you think it'll be shitty? I think it'll be shitty and way too expensive. Interesting. The government didn't build gas stations all around the country when cars were widely adopted.

It's true. Well, maybe just incentives would be better than. I mean, that's what Tesla has and that they've built the whole network of. Yeah, they built their own network of superchargers. Like, I think about... You pay for charging at Supercharger? Yes. You have a credit card tied to your account and we plug in it automatically. It's different state by state. Like in Texas, it's only the amount of time you use the electricity.

Because you can't bill for electricity. Yes. And in other states, it's how much electricity is, so it's more expensive. So in Europe, they had a similar thing to what the US is proposing to do now, where the EU gave a company called Ionity a bunch of money to build fast chargers all around Europe. And Ionity, I'm trying to look up who they horribly bought shit. I'm trying to look up who it was. Ionity was like a joint venture between a bunch of different car manufacturers. It was a venture between BMW, Dymler Ford, Hyundai, Kia, and the VW group. They built it.

That was a lot of people. Yeah, they built it. It works fine, but then after they built it, they increased the rates by 500%. But it's ridiculous to try, it's ridiculously expensive to try to charge your vehicle on that network. Like, I looked it up here. That's the flip side of it now. Right. It's like, if you had, they give an example here in this article that I looked up about it.

Where is it? If you wanted to fill, like, let's say you had, where the fuck is it? Oh, you swore right as the five minutes was about to be back. Right now! I want to go down, it was like two-one, and he said the applet right at one second. That was incredible. So if you wanted to... Every five minutes.

You've got a grand internal clock. The example they gave is if you had an Audi e-tron, and you tried to fill it up with electricity. If you put 80 kilowatt hours into it, you would pay 63 euros to do that to get 160 miles of range. That is insane. That is way more expensive than gasoline. That is, yeah, that's white. Whoa. I mean, is that too?

And that's not a lot of range. Like, expedite the rest of the infrastructure and then it goes down again. They just rip and dies. They, they, they, they, they built of the infrastructure. And then it goes down again, or they just like, subsidizing. They, they, they expansion, they built the whole thing. They built it. And then they changed.

And then they charged. And then they changed the way they were building. They changed the price by the end of the day. I'm trying to recoup the cost. Who fucking meant it? But let's, let's do. Let's do. One of the times I say,

let private industry deal with it. There's already a lot of charges everywhere. As, I don't know what your experience is. You also have, when luxury vehicles. We feel like there are enough. I don't ever worry about it Okay, I'm kind of telling every night right and it's like if I'm on a road trip

I'll look and I'll see it like I'm gonna stop there. It tells you where to go. Yeah, it's it's really not a big deal I think before I had an electric vehicle when I had a gas powered vehicle. It's something I thought about a lot Like oh, I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to charge you be weird. It's gonna be in convenient. It's really a non-issue Totally a non-issue. I'm mad. Why are you mad? How come this? No, I'm not mad.

I was reading the chat while you guys were talking. That's a good way to get mad. They pissed you off. And I know I shouldn't call it one person, but someone in the chat said, Barb gets incredibly defensive over nothing. What does that mean? I think it's because I was bringing up the thing

of getting upset when people call you out on things you said 10 years ago. I get defensive about it because I'm reminded every day the social media of things I've said between seven to 10 years ago that my opinions have changed on and you get reminded of it constantly and are constantly, we're being called out for things.

Or you're so defensive. And I realize the irony of me getting defensive about this. But it's just like that I'm defensive. Here's why I'm more defensive over that. And like I understand I'm very defensive over it but it's only because like I'm trying to explain the position that we're in where like all of what we've said, all the broadcasts, you're being more defensive about this than you were about the other thing. Exactly.

So it's like there was, there was nothing to complain about. We talked for two hours once a week, for 10 years, might, the years keep changing also. 100 years, no. Like you're gonna say dumb shit and people will just bring up things

that you said over and over again. And it just like, it becomes a little bit frustrating when you can't like, just like it's also like taking, this is definitely happening before, like taking bits and pieces out of context. Yeah, right.

Out of context, and then like trying to like, have a gotcha thing. Like I still constantly get people on Twitter just being like, I guess I shouldn't have a Twitter because I don't have a thousand followers. Every fucking day I get tweeted that, and I said that in 2011. Oh my God, really?

Like, it was nine years ago. But it also wasn't even in like, that's not that and I said that in 2011. Oh my God really? Like it was nine years ago. But it also wasn't even in like that's not even what I said. There was a whole conversation about it. Anyways, it was a long time ago. I don't think I'd say it anymore. It was 2012. 2012. It's still long time ago. Eight years ago. A hundred years ago. Who knows? So that's why I'm defensive over it. I think it's, I mean, I've just started to enjoy it. I think it's fun to make fun of. It's the easiest person to make fun of is yourself. Absolutely.

The easiest person to make fun of is you. He's Gavin. I agree, he's Gavin. So, can we pull up that thing, Ryan? You have it there? We got a thing. Eric's in it. Oh, I'm not sure if it's the carpet.

Am I supposed to guess? I'm just sort of slinging, you know, that's the carpet of the airport, Eric was that. That's in blue and gray. That one's about a three out of 10. He said you'd give it a two. I'm just saying, you know, that's the carpet of the airport airquise. That's in blue and gray. That one's about a three out of 10. Can you say you'd give it a two? I'm gonna tell him right now. Oh, so you rate them.

Yeah, what do you think that is? A three out of 10. No way. Where do I think it is? That's gotta be Dallas Gate C23. No, I haven't been to Dallas. Or I've been to Dallas, but I haven't taken a picture there.

So it's not San Francisco. It's not San Diego Could be LAX I'm guessing LAX I once had so much time at Austin Airport because the flight got delayed that I sat at every gate to find out which one was the coldest What was it? Cool. It was like eight because it was around the time they were building that new security. But now it's 15. Right. They changed the little numbers. So I'm confused. Speaking of rating stuff, have you guys listened to Face Jam? What's that? It's a really good podcast. It's a really good podcast. You guys should check it out. Yeah. Watch this. I'm gonna do the Face Jam challenge.

Hey, Blaine, have you learned how to do Face Jam? Yes, I have. That was me doing the Face Jam. See, we just got two in a row. I was gonna go off with something that Barbara was talking about. What? In relation to people pulling things out of context. I was talking about Face Jam. Yeah, we're talking about Face Jam now.

Okay, well, I'll just... I'll just... Break it down. I'm gonna do it. That is fine. Go ahead. Well, anyways, I know I had a super... Some some there's a gay athletes Instagram account that pulled a supercut of all of the weird erotic things that have done in the past. You know six years of in five years of employment at Rissertieth and then they cut up this like super cut of me doing shit and I got a bunch of like dude followers from it. So I'm gonna take the counter point of your argument

and say, you know, pull stuff from the past. Sometimes it works. Yeah, because I got a bunch of these nice followers. As long as it's not used with malicious intent. Yeah. I mean, there's like a lot of stuff like out of context things and these sticking things down my mouth. Yeah, that's funny.

Like this, so this will get pulled into a video years from now and then I'm gonna get more. Like how funny that is. So it's hilarious. Comedy. Also please watch a good morning from hell. I was on, that's fun. Like this, so this will get pulled into a video years from now, and then I'm going to get more. Like a funny thing. That is. So it's hilarious. Comedy. Also, please watch Good Morning from Hell. I was on this week's episode. I thought that's why you were there. What's talking about Good Morning from Hell? Well, yeah, I wanted to steal from Thunder from Face Jam and talk about Good Morning from it. We'll talk about Face Jam and it's like, well, where the shit? Now, that is hell right there. No, that's sexy. See, so they can pull that and then they can put that in there. You guys know,

it's an audio podcast, right? We want to be comfortable People to watch the video version where even is that it's held the room is hot the old age office Yeah, I played Cupid in a Valentine's Day episode it's cold in that room You couldn't tell No, I couldn't I didn't look at your nipples Gus, but That will get demonetized. Once every five minutes, Gus gets a nipple out. Yes. Thanks, Blaine.

Good morning from El. I'm very cool. I'm very cool. We're relistin a podcast. Yeah, you play Keep It. Edit. It was fun. It was fun. It was, it was really fun to do.

So Face Jam, what do you do in Face Jam? What the fuck is Face Jam? It's a new podcast, relatively new podcast, where me and Michael Jones of achievement hunter fame go to fast food restaurants and we try their limited run new food stuff and We eat it and review it. You know, we called it the Michael Jordan podcast

Believe me. We tried Boy did we We had a logo and everything it looked great And it was not confusing at all. I don't care what Leo says. There was a comma there. Then we talk and then you can hear Nick laughing off screen. We rate the food on a scale of 1 to 100.

And Michael loves fast food and eat and like shit. And I have not eaten fast food and eating like shit. And I have not eaten fast food regularly in like 10 years. So I always hate it. And then we give an average score. So it's usually around the 60 range. So what was I really, really low? Keep your rates are really high. What's your highest rated one that you've done so far?

It was actually the pilot one we did where I wasn't expecting Michael to rate it like a 96. So I rated it pretty high. It was a little Caesar's Quattro pizza, which it was just, it was a pizza that had four different toppings on it. Like, I mean, section. So it was like two slices had pepperoni. This one had pepperoni in my room.

This one had like, are they pre-deferring? Yeah, you don't get to like pick them right This one had like, are they pre-determined? Yeah, you don't get to like pick them. Did you guys try the cheese? It's pizza? No, that stuff was god awful. I kept hearing this. I kept hearing this. You're going to love that pizza. It's like all the only pizza you can get in the America will be cheese. It's sodium bath.

For the first couple of episodes, Michael loved everything. I picked one that I thought he would hate, but it just turned into episode where we were miserable, so it wasn't really worth it. There's something I want to try that I saw on the internet. It's pickles dipped like dusted in crushed up flaming hot Cheetos. And apparently it's really good, but I can't in my, like I like both those things separately,

but I can't in my mind picture that being good. Could we do that now? I don't know if we, I don't think we have pickles. But we definitely have flaming hot cheetos. Which we find out. We have pickles on the same. The thing is he's gone. I mean, someone must have ordered a lunch today

and didn't eat those pickles on the sandwiches. I mean like a beer or like a big pickle, not just like, like a- Like how you get fried pickles. So it'd be like those- Yeah, like a spear. Essentially instead of like the it. Like how you get fried pickles. So it'd be like those. Yeah, like a spear. Essentially instead of like the batter, it's the cheetos. Yeah.

So it's a spear. But you could probably do it with like pickle chips. You could. The round sliced ones. Are there pickles on the sandwiches? Yeah. All right, let's get some pickles and we'll smash up. Some, no one will.

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the Austin Airport had the eighth most firearms seized by the TSA of any report in the United States We can make that higher. I think we can do better than that because I know these people who Don't realize that I don't know. Yeah, I wish I would take a gun on a I wish the protocol 93 and that was the eighth most in the United States. I wish the protocol was For them to like, you know, they have, they clearly report whenever they have to confiscate a gun.

I wish the mandatory follow up was like, did you think you'd get away with this? Did you not know this was a rule? Did you think you could do this? Like I want the reason behind it. Or I would like if you, if this is terrible, obviously they shouldn't do this for real. I was like, if you're found at the security checkpoint

and you have a gun, you have to point it at your foot and pull the trigger. If it's not loaded, you're fine. But if it's loaded, you're fucked. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot. I mean, I've absolutely traveled with stuff that I didn't know was in my case. But not a gun.

And also nothing that broke the law. But it's just like, oh shit, I didn't know was in my case. But that was good. And also nothing that broke the law. But just like, I didn't know that was in there. It's like that time Matt had two knives in his bag. He like pulled out one knife, put the bag through again. It beeped and then they pulled out another knife. But yeah, something about not knowing you have a gun on you is so... How did they get in there?

Oh, whoops, I was wondering what that was. Like, is it because they have so many guns or... It has to be, right? I mean, it's just because they forget that they just take their gun with them everywhere. Wasn't like the top 10, went through three Texas airports in the top 10. Yeah, I think Dallas, Houston,

and Austin, world in the top 10. That's perfect. So that's great. What was number one? I think it was Atlanta. I'm gonna see if I can load it up here, but I'm pretty sure it was Atlanta. Um, that one Atlanta is the busiest airport, right? Yeah. So is that one just by sheer volume and like they're more likely to have more guns? Or is it because it's also in the south and more people might have more guns. I think most of them were in the South, weren't they? Yeah, yeah. Because I don't even think Chicago, which is like the second business airport

was even in the top 10. Have you ever been to Singapore? No. So on the little customs card that you get on the plane to fill out. Oh, really? I see something weird. No, it just, you know, all the stuff, like the address and all that stuff.

But in big fat red letters in all caps, it says, death to drug traffickers. Like, if you just if you bring drugs there and get caught, you they'll kill you. And I was there as a, you know, a person who has nothing to do with drugs, wondering like, somehow have drugs, somehow have drugs. So we better make sure. So Atlanta had 323 guns. That is a lot. That's almost one every day.

The top five are Atlanta, DFW, Denver, Houston, and Phoenix. Now, math was we need to proportionally check to see if the rate of people going through those airports is equal to the increase of guns, 93 to 323. You crunch those numbers real quick. Speaking of crunch, there's crunch. I feel like the crunch needs to be fine either. I try.

It probably doesn't need to be finer. So. Where's the bottom of that bin? Right there. So this is regular Cheetos. And we don't have regular flaming hot Cheetos, we have the baked ones. So I got the regular ones and the baked ones So I don't know let's give it sound great

Barbara is taking a slice of a pickle. Where do you get the slice of a pickle from? Do you want to have one without anything just as like a benchmark? I know it pickle tastes like These pickles are from the chicken sandwich So they might kind of have a chicken and my face some hints of chicken on there that you need to Okay, good, okay. I think she knows that. These pickles are from the chicken sandwich. But I don't know why, so they might kind of have a chicken flavor. They might be some hints of chicken on that that you need to calibrate with. Well, I don't think she's gonna think the chicken flavor

came from the, but I'm sure you don't. She was just jumping, so it lost her color on the rational. I don't think Barbara's done. It really just tastes like pickle. I think. So you just get into the texture.

Oh. It's not bad. Some spice at the end. You want to try some? Hell no. You want to even try it? No. I prepared all of us for all of us.

I'm not the food camera. You're the food testing. I'm gonna try a better one. I'm gonna try a better one. I'm gonna try a better one. I'm gonna try a better one. I'm gonna try a better one. I'm gonna try a better one.

I'm gonna try a better one. I'm gonna try a better one. I'm gonna try a better one. I'm gonna try a better one. I'm gonna try a better one. I'm gonna try a better one. I'm gonna try a better one. I'm gonna try a better one. I'm gonna try a better one. I'm gonna try a better one. I'm gonna try a better one but I can't I said cheese on them God

Real cheese yeah I'm the cheetahs. Yeah, it's got like all right You don't have to You offered food and Chris magically appeared. Yeah I can stand right. Bro, you look at Golem. He's a snackie. He's like a four-flug. He's a fucking snack, Grimlin.

So like, he's like, there's a snack in the air or like in the vicinity. I'll put a camera. Yo. It looks like he's just been caught. This hand's in the kitchen. He's a little raccoon. Oh, good crunch.

You probably can't hear that, but that really was a lot of crunch. It's good. Yeah. Yeah. It's not bad. You're gonna try regular Cheetos. But like I feel like, yay, as you said, pickle spears is probably what you're supposed to do. When they're nice and not covered and chicken and goop. Guest, you're from Texas. I am. There's a free to pie staple of spicing cuisine. Uh, yeah, I've made some vegan free to pie.

Freedom's a vegan. Thank you, Chris. What is the mix? I guess the mix is just corn. I don't want a free to pie. It's just like chilly, chilly and yeah, freedom. Is right?

Yeah, so it's fine. Like a, I just find like a chili with no meat in it. I've never had a free to pie. You've never had a free to pie. I say it's incredibly ever with no meat in it. I've never had a free-dope. You've never had a free-dope. I would say it's incredibly ever-rated. Probably, yeah. But it's also- But it's also- It's pretty great.

But none of that stuff is overly good. We're talking about free-dope. But together, together though. Free-dope. It's like all of us individually, we're not very good. We're not put together.

We're eating worse. We're a free-dope pie. We bring each other down. We're even worse. We're the Frito pie. We bring each other down. If we were a Frito pie, what would each of our ingredients be? I want to be the Frito. Here's the Frito. Yeah. I'll be the meat.

All right. Custard, you're the Frito on the meat. I'll be the bean. The bean, the bean you put in the Frito pie. Is there no beans? There are beans. There's not. I'll be the cheese.

Jordan, you'd be the cheese. I guess I'm the cheese. You'd be the sour cream. Someone could be the onion too if they want. Because just sour. No sour cream in a Frito pie. You can't you like top that. No, fuck that.

Like a chili. What? I like sour cream. Which pot of the poutine would you be? Oh, the gravy. Obviously. I'm definitely the curd. What is that?

You got a Kurdish tendency. Yeah. So gravy, baby. One time I got, there's a well-known restaurant chain in Southern California called The Hat. I'm really known for their chili cheese rice. And I went there one time and took a picture of it, posted on Twitter.

And I could tell which people were replying were the Canadians because they were like, this is the weirdest poutine I've ever seen. I would not even consider this in the family of poutine, but I guess technically. Yeah, yeah, it got to components. It's a thing on price. You're not a fan of the heymaker poutine, right? It's not a fan of it. It's just very much like a restaurant trying to recreate Poutine. In a way where it's like, they don't quite have the ingredients right to make it taste like proper Poutine. I feel like that happens a lot where it's like, oh, here's like a Texas take on.

It is just like Texas ruining the thing. Yeah. But why don't they just use the exact stuff? Like how hard is it to make Poutine? Right. Canadian proper. You just need the cheese curds, you need brown gravy, and the french fries also tends to make a difference. Your argument or like your complaint is like the underlying thing of like my issues with text mix of like at the base it's Mexican food, which I love. And then on top of it is all this. It's all this shit. This Texas shit, it's like you ruined it.

No, huggers. I do not like to. I was baffled by the amount of cheese in this state. Like, every, not curd. Not a curd to be found. Usually, milk cheese has been confiscated at airports. Probably not a lot, because I think you're alive to bring cheese.

Unless it's liquid cheese. I mean, you can't bring cheese into the country. I can't travel with cheese. That's true. Why not? So it would be... It would be international flights and it would be liquid cheese over 2.8 fluid ounces or whatever it is.

What if you melted your cheese, put it in like shampoo, like little mini shampoo bottles, like the ones you're allowed to take. And then, well then the cheese, but it's not allowed to. You're hard at it when you get it. The cheese dog. It's really,

nearly 16 pounds of prohibited cheese wrapped in animal skins seized Philadelphia International Airport. Is that because the animal skins are cause of the cheese? I'm good to find out now. I've only, I've only got a lot to. I've only, I've only found out that we're playing We've got a lot to unpack here. Yeah, I mean, I feel like animal skins alone

would be confiscated. You can't bring in animal products, can you? I don't think so, not internationally. The skins and cheese were prohibited without veterinary certification due to the skins being a potential carrier of animal skins. I hit a bunch of weed and Coke bricks. I can get away with it. A bunch of weed and coke breaks. I didn't get away with it.

A bunch of weed and coke pretty much. I think a lot of people who don't realize that the dogs at airports are sniffing dogs are for bombs, not for drugs. Well, I felt whatever that trained for. They vary. I think it's usually for bombs. Unless you go to Hawaii, then they're sniffing for produce.

They're sniffing for produce. And then that's money. They're in New Zealand. They're sniffing for produce there. They're sniffing for produce. And then, that's money. And then in New Zealand, they're sniffing for like fruit. And stuff like that. Which is also produce. Well, I mean, like, it's something more specific than just produce. And that bit is one dog that's just sniffing for dog food.

Like it's just a hungry dog. Just a good boy. You need help to go. Yeah. Yeah, the ones in Hawaii, they're like little beagles. Yeah. Did you see, speaking of dogs, did you see Mariel's new dog? I heard her talking about it, but I haven't seen it.

Oh my God. Describe it. It is a, like seven weeks old, it's a mini-doxin, long haired doxin. It's probably the size of a hot dog. Like it's literally this big and it is the cutest, most sweetest thing in the world. I wish I have pictures.

Why isn't it here right now? I don't know. Yeah, I need to see it. And her name is oatmeal and call her Odie. And that makes me think a Garfield and now I'm sad. Yeah. I think I don't know if that's the question. A more of a Heathcliff man myself.

If you lost one of your pets, would you want to see it in VIA? Like that lady did. Yeah. My daughter. Uh, that is slightly, I think that is a little bit different. Freshly. Well, I thought about it a little bit more. And also like, it, you're really not moving on as well. It's like, I was also like, you're going to see other dogs that probably look like your dog. Who, who, who's the lady who clung her dog? It was Barbara Shrysand, wasn't it? Yeah, Barbara Shrysand.

Yeah, she just has the same dog over and over. Does she have any got? I don't think so. Did you send him something? I would try to, yeah. Sorry, I'm gonna accept. It did not automatically come through for some reason. Oh, we...

I probably wouldn't do it. A lot of people saying that Mexicans bring cheese to the US all the time. Oh. Maybe it's from like a European thing. I know that I can't travel with food. You should try it. I can travel with chocolate, I think.

That's about it. I think, well, that's sold at those duty free shops, right? Well, I mean, anything duty free you can travel with because it's J.J. free. J.E. free. J.E. Let's see. Barbara Streisand, Eekot.

Yes or no? No, she has won a special Tony award in 1970, but it's a non-competitive award, so it's not considered actually EGA. But she has EGA? Yeah, she definitely has EGA. For sure. From what I've heard from people working with her. Oh, yeah.

Oh my God. I just sent Gustavio of this dog. Were they, was she weighing the dog? What's happening here? We're weighing it. I'm saying this over the broad time. I think it weighed, I think it weighed two pounds, six ounces, maybe. Oh my God. That's tiny or something like that. I also have photos if that's easier. A lot of bean discourse going on in the chat. A lot of what discourse? Bean. Bean, beans do not belong in chili. 100%.

It's on you right now. 100% of the beans. 100% of the beans. I like beans. Meg might be the most anti-bean in chili person I know. I don't eat a lot. I mean. And you're over here going, why don't they belong in chili?

Have you not been indoctrinated at home by now? We're not below chili, but I feel like, oh, chili, I've had as a beans in it. Well, you've had chili. A chili. I'm so much in just beef. What's in the chili? Pretty much.

Beef and onion, chili. Here's some more. What's the chili? What's the chili? Chili powder. I'm sending gust of the air drop. Hurry up, I need to see this. I can't ramp.

It's all I can think of. I'm getting it, and then I gotta send it back over there. Yeah, it's a lot of, it don't worry. You're like the middle man. You're like the dendermiflin. It'll be worth it. In the meantime, I try, I realized I haven't sold anything on eBay for over a decade.

Wow. And I just haven't done it because, I don't know, I guess I have space to keep shit, but I don't want stuff. So I thought I'm gonna sell some stuff on eBay. You should be using more carry. You should. Wait, they're not sponsored this episode.

Well, then you should be. Because yeah, using eBay is like using the internet in 2004. Like that is not any easier. Just use to sell shit on eBay. And even classifieds on Slack. That's where I sell all my stuff. Classifieds. Yeah, there's a Slack channel called classifieds. There is. But classifieds on Slack. That's where I sell all my stuff. The classifieds. Yeah, there's a Slack channel called classifieds.

There is. Put up their old shit. Why don't you sell? I've sold laptops, I've sold. Don't, are you serious? What do I mean? I sold animation sales. Oh yeah, use the classifieds.

Do you have to, like, do they know it's you? Yeah. Was it anonymous? No, it's like, it's our company messaging system. So they know. It's like another Slack channel. Oh, at work. I thought it was like it's our it's Every year so they know it's like another slack channel at what I thought it's like What do you think like how do random people find you?

They know it's you Well, if you think about it, it's like 400 people. Oh, well I want to sell my shit to people here. Why? Use McCarrie use promo code restore But why because he selling his like dildos and stuff. Oh, yeah, so used I bought a camera from someone off that classified I don't get on the spot. I'm going to join it right now So what's the classified classified? I'll do what you can how to how do you

Like it's your chance wait. I tried to create how do you find it? No, don't create it Go to the channels and then I think if you do a plus to just pops up Do a one that's like a little plus sign. I think by channels. Yeah, that's what I hit in the Did you create channel? That's the one you want. Oh, maybe you just click on and enjoy channel So if you search for it, you can do it. Oh my god Yeah, look cool. The shit. How long is this big? Oh, no, this yeah, how long has this been a thing quite a while? Probably at least three or four years Probably ever since we got Slide I do I join it. Oh, yeah, I joined it. Who's got the connect for girls cow cookies. What's happening in here?

Somebody wants girls cow cookies Some posters Sarah's very Sarah is now sending question marks Probably because it's a bunch of people just join you guys because it's a bunch of people just join you guys just join. You're a big Sarah wants to buy food you're selling. Where is the Gavin? Yeah, Gavin free, join class fights along with Gustavus Arola. He's probably like what? I'm just good.

Whoa. That's a whole new world. Yeah, there's like people selling computers and shelves and like artwork. I feel like what I want is I If I want to sell to total strangers who don't know that it's me selling it. McCarrie. Okay.

Yeah. So now the sponsor of this episode is gonna see this. This black classifies works for that first part because you don't know anyone who has to work here. But I know. They will know it's you. At least 10, 9% of people who work it.

So. Oh, the stuff's coming through. Oh, it's so slow though. 9% of people who work it so oh So slow though. Oh my god It looks great. Why is it a BLC? You use quick time dude. You're on a fucking Mac. Oh, jeez. What was that? You'll see VLC I Send them the photos too, I think. But that video is just so great. The thing I've realized, whenever someone has a tiny cat or dog or any pet, no photo or video

will ever do justice to it. So how small it is? Like, I cannot, like that dog looks small. It looks smaller in person. That's fucking adorable. And there's also a dog. Andrew, nice. Andrew could fit that dog's head in his mouth.

Yeah, like you pick it up like this. Like with this one in cup-tand. And it's so cute. That's what my cats were like when the first time. Look how small it is. They were so small. Look, she was sleeping on my own. Hey, if, thank you.

Would you say two pounds? Two pounds, like two pounds, six ounces or something like that? I forget what it was but it's pretty adorable So it's like smaller than your this use out your foot. Yeah, and I'm a size seven foot. So I got small feet That is so tiny is how big is that dog gonna get not very big? It's a minute mini or whatever they're called the mini doxins a mini or whatever they're called, the mini doxins. Uh, people, I mirror, I should be talking about it. It's her dog, but people in chat are asking for the dog.

Yeah, I've got this love dog coming. Yeah, it'll be your soon chanting. Although I really wish you could see that video because that's the cutest one. So, uh, I saw something the other day that you got me thinking. So, I don't remember what it was. I remember it was last podcast. I think maybe it was the one before. I talked about how Pusha T had written the McDonald's jingle and then he had also written

the RB's jingle. And then I saw that same thing that posted and today I learned on Reddit. And then like if you go through the comments like far enough down, the guys like yeah, listen to the RST podcast and they just talked about this. In in the episode. I listened to so it was getting all our karma I had got I had read that on Reddit. I said it on this Pogas cycle and then someone had taken that and then reposted it to Reddit Hey sounds like that's what Reddit does It wasn't that long ago. I think I'd read it on Reddit like two or three days before I talked about it here

So like within a week and it was like, it was a popular today. I learned it. It got up to the front. You had seen today I learned about my cousin Vinny being used in like law school for like examples of good, like expert witness. If you've seen that more than like two or three times, you've been on it for too long. Yeah. Because I have seen it so many times over the last like eight years or so.

Do you check red every day? Yeah. I definitely do. It's one of those like, you know, like got some downtime. Let's see what's going on reddit. Subreddits to read. Yeah.

But there was a discussion in there in that, do we have dog video? I see dog video in my monitor. It's in my monitor. I don't know if that matters. Don't look at it. Don't look at it. Well, I'm looking at it.

What? Stop. It's the guy who's covering it. It's the best dog. I'm going to hold off on my next point, because I feel like is the dog video a bit? The dog is imminent. There it is.

Look at her. The dog is in a ball on a scale. Is this when you're weighing it, I see? Yeah. Oh, my God. That's a good looking dog. Isn't it? And she's so like camera aware, which is nice too.

Yeah, she's fluffy. Like just fluffy enough. Just fluffy enough. Oh. Oh. Trying to get out. Look how small. Just.

Of course, John's holding the dog. Oh my God. How do I get in excess? So we have to set up a heist to steal a marial dog. We need to get like a webcam to steal a heist. We're going to give you a heist. 2020. Don't give a cheem hunter any ideas.

It's their turn now to get us back since we threw that carnival for them. Yeah, but that looks awesome. How is that bad? It's not bad. Here's the thing. I'm here's a bone I have to pick with the internet. Okay. Put out that video of us throwing a Schema Hunter a carnival in our office. And we call it like a Schema Hunter carnival prank.

I don't know, it sounds like you're getting really defensive. I am getting defensive. You're a correct Gavin. But to me, a prank is not always necessarily mean. I agree. I do pranks a lot, but I never want that to be any like... Yeah. I hold the prank cause I do on Dan.

I think a wholesome. Wholesome prank. Yeah, the thing I used to do where I would jump into your arms when I saw you at a party. That's like a nice wholesome. And all the comments were just like, oh, Roussier Chiefs, it needs to learn what a prank means. And it's like, it's not, like,

we did it without them knowing and it, it's still a prank. It's a prank because it's just like, it doesn't have to be mean spirited. Right, like clean it up. Actually, I'm a prank stickler. And this is gonna be certified by should be enjoyed by both sides.

Yeah, I think so too. In my opinion. Because no one wants to do anything that's actually gonna be like spiteful or mean. I mean, what does the Jeremy what she didn't enjoy like his table? That was fucking fun. Pull on the floor or up in the ceiling. The ceiling was what I was thinking about.

I didn't think he was overly fond of either. I just didn't know anything. They were kind of fond of what they have in mind when they hear prank, which I understand. But like to me, that's still a prank video. Because it's something that we did without your guys' knowledge. Yeah. And it was a slight inconvenience to your day. Yeah, you went back to go to work and then a carnival happened.

I love how they're like, Oh, we have rats in here. There might be poison on the floor still, like totally oblivious to the misdirection. Yeah, we had Jeff tell all the team of 100 that their office was being fumigated in the morning so they wouldn't come in while we were setting up. Ah, clever. So a bunch of people were just like, isn't there like fumigation in here? I tell all the team 100 that their office was being fumigated in the morning, so they wouldn't come in while we were setting up.

Ah, clever. So a bunch of people were just like, isn't there like fumigation in here? Like, we're getting rid of the rats. I'm like, that was a lie. What are the first ones? I think the first shenanigans is that they changed Ryan's gametag, but didn't actually,

well, they like saved it. Yeah. I hate that video. I can't, like Ryan, it's like, it's too real. Like Ryan is genuinely annoyed and like bewildered that we would have done it. And it makes me so uncomfortable watching that. Like when Jack thought his phone number had been like

all bad at RTX. Yeah, it's just like, like that's just mean. That's not even too bad. It's just like, yeah. just mean. That's not even too bad. It's just like, yeah, it's borderline. Yeah. So, but take out the video. It was really fun. Really fun.

You should absolutely watch it. You guys would really love it. Got slightly distracted. I want to go back to what I was talking about before the dog. Please. So I was talking about how someone had reposted that, uh, right, the push and key thing, uh, right in the McDonald's and the Arby's, uh, jingles. So then I went down and I found the guy who said that, oh yeah,

there's some energy to podcast and there are people going back and forth talking about it, talking about the podcast. Nice. And get the word out. Someone commented, I read stuff like this every now and then, so I want to find I say something about it. I said someone commented that they didn't find the podcast relatable, because we always talk about flying somewhere or doing something and this and that.

And it's something, you know, we've been doing podcasts we talked about for 11 years now. And it's something that I thought about a lot when we first started doing the podcast. It's like, is how do, how do you frame it, right? Do you frame it as, you know, you want to be relatable? And, you know, just, you know, seem like just like anybody else. But instead, I always thought of it as like a peak behind the curtain. Like that's what I always love that. Right, it's like we know that obviously, we know that we don't live very normal lives.

Like this is a very weird career to have, it's a very weird job to have. And I always felt it was like, we were inviting listeners and viewers to like take that journey with us, right? Like you don't, these aren't experiences that not necessarily everybody can have. Like who gets to go and like I filmed a video last year with Jeff and an NBA player.

It's like, that's fucking weird. Like of course I'm gonna talk about that. Where else are you gonna talk about it? Right, it's like, you know, it's kind of like inviting people who are listening and watching to like take part in that journey with us. And I think it's really, this might be like the only podcast that exists like that.

For 11 years, you've watched like an internet content creation company grow. Like when we started this, we were in the congress office. Yeah. Like you've watched it grow from a really small group of people to something really fucking huge. Yeah. Which is crazy to me that that's all documented. Like you could go back and listen to our fucking thoughts for 11 years as that was happening. Like was the podcast ever relatable?

Right, it's like at first maybe we kind of, you guys talked about lost all the time in like the first year and I never watched lost. So I didn't find that for the late of us on a level three. But I still listen to it because I was like, you know, I liked hearing you guys talk about, it was like I was hanging out with you guys, you know,

and this was before I worked here. So when I was just a fan, that's what I always liked is like hearing about what's going on in the office and like the dumb shit going on. And like the things people are mad about. Yeah, I'm not saying that. Maybe this is the best way to approach it. That's just the way I thought to approach it.

That's just the way that I thought that people might want to get a peak. There's no other dedicated behind the scenes of Rooster T thing. I don't think so. No. Even now, we kind of shifted with RT life. It used to be very much. It's like, oh, this funny thing is happening.

Let me whip out my camera and capture it. But now we make, that's like a lot of the content we do on YouTube now is kind of more Unscripted fun YouTube stuff and we've had a lot of people say like oh, I missed when our two life was like Not planned and it was just be like something funny is happening and your camera's out But that could only happen so much right so Our T life is kind of shifted to be like okay We have to kind of manufacture these things to happen and like just have fun with it And it's more of just like here's this thing that we are gonna do today or try today or whatever it is and bring you guys along for the ride So I don't know things evolve and shift. I don't know what point I was trying to make, but I wanted to bring that up

Yeah, I'm gonna eat these pickles. Do it Okay, last thing. This thing that I'm always doing It's the bitching part of the podcast. The AeroG grievances. I mean, that's what the podcast is like, to me, it's helpful to be able to talk about that stuff on the podcast, because you can't really explain or like defend yourself in those ways, getting defensive,

other than like here. I feel like this is an entertainment product though. Yes. And like I don't watch entertainment to. To find it relatable. Well, it's just like I wouldn't watch a movie about. I wouldn't watch a movie about my experiences. Yeah.

Yeah. Like I feel like, you know, I watch bad boys the other day. I'm not gonna do any of that. I was like, well, yeah. Bad watch for life. Yeah, I mean. They do it so you don't have to. It's just a little bit of escapeism, a little bit of, yeah.

I like peaks into other people's life. Our life is kind of strange a lot. I listen to a lot of podcasts from people who like, I like, for example, Grace Helbig and Mammy Hard have a podcast that I listen to, and I've enjoyed them as content creators and listening to them and their stories. I don't want to be able to relate to them because it's a fun experience to hear

like what these people in this unique situation experience. So I don't know. I don't think I'll listen to any like podcasts that I would describe as relatable. What about face jam? Face jam. I mean, I feel like most people enjoy fast food. I don't listen to face jam.

Good morning from hell because every day is hell. In America. So the other thing I saw is I've seen a few people, not a bunch, but I've seen the occasional post where someone's worried about coronavirus. And they're worried. This is the other thing you're annoyed about. They're worried saying that maybe people shouldn't go

to RTX because of coronavirus. There are other things in the world to worry about. Yeah, I'd say you're more likely to have a gun confiscated from the airport than you are to get coronavirus. I will personally give you coronavirus if you come to RTX. July 3rd to 5th, I will sneeze in your fucking face. So by ticket now, they're available. Free coronavirus from Gus.

You realize if you have, if you step a sneezing booth, well, you just have like a bunch of pepper and shrimp. People would show up to be sneezed on. So gross. And they'd all be pissed because they're not going to get coronavirus. You're here. I will import it.

You should have your own booth. And like, it looked like a medical tank. I didn't get animal food from me, guys. I just think it's like, obviously, it's, it's a huge concern for the people that's affecting, but there are other things that are way more likely to cause you harm or make you sick. Three people in our country have it, and they're like contained. Right.

Like, it's not spreading here. I wonder, I'm going to look up. I mean, yeah. How many people were struck by lightning today? There you go. Probably more people who have coronavirus right now. Oh, it's actually less than I thought. In 2018, 20 people were killed by direct lightning strike.

From 2009 to 2018, there were just 27 people a year. So you're four times more likely to have your gun confiscated at Austin. Yes. I don't think that's quite applicable. Or, you know, get any other disease. That is how it works. The people who are like a flu, like word about that stuff are like, I don't know, but not thinking clearly. They're like too alarming. Why is it no fear that it will mutate into something what way was?

I think there is that fear, of course, But that's not a realistic fear right now. Yeah, in February when RTX is in July. I could get into a car crash, going down the road on my way home. It won't happen, because it's cars too smart, but. But it could happen. It could happen. But don't charge it in the EU.

Don't be afraid about coming to RTX because of this alarmist stuff. It's I afraid about coming to our TX because of this. Yes. Alarmist stuff. I think a lot of this fear is overblunders. Though the world is a scary place, don't let that dissuade you from having fun. I'm likely to get AIDS RTX. Is that an accurate? I'm not giving you that at RTX.

I'm not going to do that. No, don't give the lower. That's not me. Five in the face. Jesus Christ. So I guess Chad wouldn't want this episode to be AIDS at RTA. Probably not. Damn it.

I don't want that to be that either. I'm not gonna be called coronavirus. I don't know. We tried that method for selling tickets. No. Scar tactics. Yeah. The only thing you should be afraid of is missing out.

Oh. Oh, FOMO. The only thing we have to fear is FOMO itself. That's the way to say and go. That's the title. Yep, that's the title. That's a shirt too. Fear of FOMO?

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I'm phomophobic phomophobic. Yeah, should be a show phomophobic is good. Yeah Should I get e-commerce on the horn? And I want point zero zero zero one of profits. I want one. What? A shirt? Okay, you can have one. It's done.

It's a deal. Should have specified the unit. All right, well let's wrap this up. Oh man. Thanks for watching everybody. And make sure you listen to Face Jam. Yeah, listen to face jam Listen to good morning from hell come to our TX

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