Rooster Teeth Podcast - Pokemon GO Problems - #384
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Hey everyone welcome to the received podcast All these monitors the monitors are all dim this week brought to you by Casper
Squarespace and trunk club luckily for me my monitor is good your monitor so I'm doing a stupid thing where I'm looking at each monitor figure out how to point it
But I just got a point at the same camera with my head. I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm Barbara. I am
Bernie and I'm Gus so I'm gonna lead off with a comment
It never feels like we're actually doing the podcast during summer because it's still 100 fucking degrees outside and it's still
Brightest fuck. I'm not the weather. I'm mad. I'm mad. You're confused. It is bright and hot outside in the summer. Yeah, I feel like whenever we
I feel like it's not podcast like when we do the podcast is normally dark or cool
Doing it right yeah, yeah, the sun's still in my eyes. Right. Yeah, so Gavin
I went up to LA this week and it's like I don't think of LA is being much further north than Austin on a global scale
But it is crazy how much later it gets and how much later it stays later gets chilly or night there it does
It was such a nice night. Yeah, it was nice. I would I get that because I spent the night with me
I it was Gavin I spent a lovely evening together
It is I'm a little jealous. Four degrees
north. Four degrees further north than Austin. How far is the degree? I have no idea.
So I was going to shoot some drone footage in some of the city places, city places.
So many urban spaces in LA. And so I wanted to go out and fly my drone, but I didn't want to get
hassled about it. And I especially wanted to go down like we went to the man's Chinese theater, and I wanted to get some shots of that. but I didn't want to get hassled about it and I especially wanted to go down
Like we went to the man's Chinese theater and I want to get some shots of that. How big is your drone that you could bring it with you
I don't want to say that in the public. How big is this a phantom? It's about this big
I don't get it. No, it's about this I'm showing Barbara. It's a phantom drone. It's probably about
Probably a foot square. I thought it was was wasn't allowed to fly drones in LA
So I looked it up you can fly it you can't fly it over 500 feet
You can't fly it within 25 feet of a person, which is another reason my god up early to do it. What if you're 500 feet?
Flyed above 500 feet. Yeah, but that's less than that's more than 25 feet away from a person very good
Yeah, very good. Yeah, but then you got a flight
You like I couldn't take it off and I crowded people in other words.
Like I just tried to take it off in the parking lot
a little while ago, it was so windy.
It lifted off the ground and flopped over.
I mean, I've never seen that before.
That I did that.
But I was gonna say I got up,
I went to go set my alarm to get up at sunrise.
It was like 5.45 in the morning,
I was like, fuck that.
I got up anyway now, and they went and did it.
So, and then the turns out I broke my gimbal.
You did?
Your gimbal? Gimbal is the little thing on the bottom of the drone Okay. I got it anyway that and they went and did it so and then it turns out I broke my gimbal you did you're Kimble
Gimble is the little thing on the bottom of the drone. Okay, that keeps the camera steady
So it's got to be the first to throw this gimbal is in loads of things
I've never heard that before in my life. It's loads it's steady
Did you did you per chance see the video? I wonder if barboot even click on this video
There was a video that was online about a guy in the I guess he was in the ISS and he had a CD player.
And apparently they had a bunch of CD players because he had three of these things.
And he just so truly is built on 90s technology. Right.
He just like, he took the CD players like a portable CD player,
just a little bit bigger than a compact disc itself, one of those little walkmans.
And he just put it there, let it go in space.
It's floating and he tapped it and it flips all over the place.
But he turns it on and he turns,
starts playing a disc in it and it starts spinning
and then he lets it go and it's like a gyroscopic effect
where it holds it like in the same orientation
like he taps it and it writes itself.
It's like the bike tie thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or like the gyroscope in gyro mic.
Was it on purpose that he did that?
Or that was just a...
Yeah, I mean he was showing the effect.
The gyroscopes.
Now, you just happen to have a camera.
There you go. See, that's what it's on.
It seems to have some kind of resistance.
But here's one that's off.
Just flips.
Oh, these things.
And then like, it's spinning.
So that one like, maintains its orientation,
but the other one just goes, ape shit.
So if you funnel taping them together like this,
to show like how they can maintain their orientation. So they clearly have a lot of these things on the fucking space station at a lot of free time. Yeah
Cost that moment like he spends a minute second. He spends a minute out of his day working on this like what is the cost for
This makes a stable platform and then I think this is where he gets three going. Yeah, he's got three going now
You want you want to see watch much more of this video than I did Yeah, that's off all wrong even though it's probably a waste of money to fuel and get a lot up there and do that
And waste of time. I'm glad he did it and I don't think it's a waste of time. It's a cool experiment
That's probably like $10,000 for the duck tape though. I get what you're saying. Yeah, like just the tape
That he used to tape those things together so worth it to get the that tape in that place was
Probably $10,000 for the tape right or what's that astronaut not doing that he could be doing at that moment?
That's it
They don't have to work 24 seven. I mean you go you can better
But they didn't you know I didn't train I take hundreds of thousands of dollars in training
If you want to get to my job, but they need rest and downtime to do that job as well.
To take city players together with the fucking duct tape.
I'm sure there are a couple of hours in the day.
Because that is personal duct tape that you're taking as overhead bin.
Hope not because I would waste a fuel.
Like you always heard about the Apollo astronauts, it would take shit up into orbit
or when they went to the moon, so they'd come back and sell it later.
Like they would take like rocks in their pockets up with them.
Or little figurines
and stuff.
Do you hear about that?
Yeah.
And that would waste fuel.
It's weight?
From that little amount.
Well, that's a pay.
And they don't have a personal weight allowance
so they can fill out what they want, surely.
They can eat it.
They got to eat it.
Like they all have to take doubts for.
Yeah, did they make you take a giant drink
before you left?
They suck up vacuum up your ass,
and they just pull out as much as they can.
That's a question for Sal on the page.
You give all the astronauts a big farewell meal.
They eat a big meal.
They're all full of poop.
Next day, what does that poop cost?
Is that the most expensive meal I've ever.
To go to the moon.
How much does it cost to send a poop to the moon?
That's what I want to know.
Now just imagining a giant turd thing in a ship like blasting off ready to go like
itself
Like the poop
You got to pack that stuff out the smiley face on it
I mean I surely have to take dumps because you can't get up and take it down while the rocket's taking off
It's just like the seatbelt sign on a plane. You're like yeah, I can get up the seatbelt sign on a rocket
No, and also it if it smushes your poo out that's bad, too
Yeah, if you're a like stage one let's go and disconnect and say she fires guy goes, okay
I'm gonna get up now. I'm just gonna beat the rush
A buckle I'm just some like flight attendant the back of the car to go and sir sir
You know that sir no at that point it would be like sir
That's a jettison this Todd that flight That's lighted tenet surr means specifically sit down.
Yeah, always.
Ma'am.
It's always a guy.
Ma'am.
It's always some dude who thinks he can stand.
No, it's been women too.
Oh really?
So for example, for comparison, SpaceX, like one of their big goals, is to break the cost
of sending stuff into space down to less than $1,000 per pound.
Per pound.
How much is a pound? 16 ounces. I mean, I don't know. Per pound. How much is a pound?
16 ounces, I mean, I don't know.
$2.2 pounds is a kilo.
How much is a bit?
And falling.
I don't know.
2.2 pounds is a kilo.
Does that help?
14 pounds is a stone.
I mean, I know, I just can't visualize a pound.
What is a pound?
Wait, what do you think this is?
My dick.
You see?
Wait.
Maybe that's it, like just under a pound?
That's right, baby.
Well, it's 12 fluid ounces, so
Glass
Katerpounder from McDonald's quarter pound four of those
So wait a standard hamburger pad he's tipping me about a quarter pound
But then you also have the bias. Standard hamburger patties, typically about a quarter pound.
Is that three quarters of a pound?
Yes, a liquid pound.
Yes, it's a liquid pound.
A flute.
It's a thick, I guess, get some fresh bread over there.
But you also have the bottle.
Whose phone is not muted?
That's me.
That's me.
I have a question.
That's me.
If you are in gravity, she uses the fire extinguisher
as thrust to go forwards.
If you would just have reach of the rope and just float it in space next to the rope
It's like okay. Can you use poop as thrust? Yes, and eject poop matte abackwards and reach the rope
Yeah, I feel like a fart would do anything any force any force equal an obstacle
Explolation I I don't need any of us who would really be able to understand what it's like to be in zero gravity
Or zero G until we were in it because like anything you do like it feels like you know
You can move or somebody when I see those things like she's grabbing at the tethers on gravity
It's like I can just feel how frustrating that would be yeah also they're spin she spinning yeah talk about it also in the Martian about like
Velocity differences mm-hmm and about know, you can be close to someone,
but the speed is so different that there's no weight.
You can't do anything about it.
So the big net.
Like they do an intercept vector.
I think it was like 40 meters per second at one point
in that movie.
Which would be like, get hit by a car.
It's fast, 40 meters in a second's fast.
I think they get it down to like 13 meters in a second, which is still a- Oh, it's a second. That's's fast. 40 meters in a second. It's fast. I think they get it down to like 13 meters in a second,
which is still a second. Oh, it's a second.
That's a white car. It's still wicked fast. Well, what did the car was? What did the car was?
40 meters per what? I think my head is saying, Mausineau. Okay, here it's saying. 40 meters per second is about 90 miles an hour.
Yeah. Yeah. It's fast. It's a very fast car, Which is what like a... What's 13? Is it another thing that you've been looking at? Is the interceptors?
No.
About 29 miles an hour.
Can't recommend the Martian enough.
Great movie.
Book two.
I would see the Martian or gravity,
which would you recommend to somebody?
Uh, probably gravity.
Oh, interstellar.
It is because I like,
I like the book.
Someone's blowing up at a Martian. Interstellar goes off the rails though in the third act like I don't think you average person
What if you get to the bit where Matt spoilers Matt Damon blows up the whole thing because he idea
He blows it up, but then you hard cut to the motion where he blows up his thing and ends up out
Oh interstellar. Oh, so you blow you go from the blue Matt Damon blowing stuff up to mad day and getting blown up essentially. Yeah, so it looks like you just gets knocked out
Yeah, so from the time I thought to a different
I would watch that movie
I
Would watch that you lose the end of into Stella and
I just like then it's like it's like oh
We get pulled out of the thing and he's like oh so happy you found me boom. I gotta make potatoes
I've been found me, boom. I gotta make potatoes.
I gotta make potatoes.
It's like, what am I rooting for this guy now?
He killed everybody in the movie.
He's a little left and it's like,
now I want him to get off the plane and eat potatoes.
So we should do, I'd recommend the Martian.
I just love it.
We should do an episode of the podcast
from the vomit comic, right?
So people on Twitter are saying,
well you can only, let's vomit.
Comment for like a minute or two at a time.
Yeah, isn't it only like a couple of seconds?
Well, we'll have to go like 90 times then.
How much does it take it on the vomit comment?
I mean, look it up.
$5,000.
You were correct, Gavin is correct.
Oh, $5,000.
So that's a $20,000 podcast.
Five years ago.
$15,000 podcast if Barb's not there.
Patrick, it's the same.
Do we have a budget for that?
What the fuck?
Worth it, worth it.
We do. It's his budget. And only Patrick's budget for that? What the fuck? Worth it. Worth it.
Worth it.
It's his budget.
And only Patrick's in the back of it, with a board.
He's like, so fun.
He's like, so fun.
What is this guy?
That guy looked all the way up.
That's great footage.
We could have waited just as it went away from the play.
They were showing the vomit comment.
Two seconds before they played the video.
So one of the things we did to prepare for the amazing race,
I went to that indoor silo, where you, indoor skydive.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it looked like, it looked ridiculous when I got in there.
I'm, I'm comfortable admitting that.
Did you ever go actual skydive?
No, actually, it's been skydive.
Did they let you lose in that thing?
What do they hold onto you?
No, they let you lose.
What if you're good at it?
What if you're good at it?
If you're good at it.
What if you went, they're there watching,
and they can, you have like handles all the way down the side of your suit.
And for those of you who aren't familiar with it,
there's this place called.
I fly.
I fly.
That's it.
Thank you so much.
Did Austin?
And basically it's like a wind tunnel that points vertically.
And then you get in this thing about a third of the way up
and you're standing on a wire mesh, but there's just
enormous,
enormous fans beneath you. It's blows straight up. Could I put a table in there and set up like a nice meal and sit and have to know with someone and then they turn it on and it's like, it's flapping. Go do it. It's like 40 bucks, right? If you had to choose between
skydiving, skydiving, bungee jumping, or base jumping. Oh man, I would Bungie jump.
I probably would skydive.
I probably would skydive.
There's no reserve Bungie cord.
Also base jumping, I would never do that.
I love the idea of base jumping.
It seems really cool, but man.
It seems cool, but there's no failsafe.
Yeah.
Base jumping acts as a side.
What does this stand for again?
Is it like bridge and tanna structure earths
or something like that?
I had no clue it stood for something.
I thought it was just a jumping off of a base.
Like you're jumping off of a base.
Base, base, base, base.
It's stand for four categories.
Uh, where are they?
I just thought, and then it's gone.
Oh, I just, I thought you were like,
you were jumping off an movable thing
to another removable thing.
You know, basically you're not jumping out of a plane.
You're not jumping off of it.
It's an acronym of stands for four categories of fixed
objects from which one can jump building in Tana,
span, or earth.
What's a span?
Oh, span is like a bridge.
OK, earth.
Look at me.
Cliff, everything's earth.
Jump off the earth.
Everything's earth.
I jump off the earth every day.
When you're walking, that's your base jumping, right?
As someone who's been skydiving.
We have nothing that's not made out of earth you
would rock his base rock every some what do you jump up that are you jumping out
of prop planes are made out of meteorites no everything we have came out of
the earth so base jumping is everything you would like 100%
time back enough and the earth was different bits crap I to what to when
people were base jumping you want to go back like what, 5 million BC?
How far you want to go back?
5 billion?
We're just to when like the moon wasn't there.
Why are you qualifying this?
Why are you, I'm saying everything we've ever made on earth comes from earth.
It all comes from somewhere else.
I mean, you've got to go back far enough to say it all came from stars.
That's everything came from stars.
I think that's what's gapping.
Star jumping.
Okay, now I'm on board with Gavin.
That's what he said.
Gavin has won me over with this logic.
Star jumping.
You have a universe sandbox too, right?
Yeah, we have a VR version.
Teddy loves that game.
I'd say he smashes planets.
He's like a legal asshole.
Oh, it's so much fun.
It's like you're looking at this beautiful serene solar system.
You're like, I'm gonna put a moon right here. Yeah, we can- We did a lot of direction. Let's play where because you can spool into Tottis and you can let make it big
Oh really and I stepped inside they cut it all out of the video for some reason all right, but copyright
draw trademark
So we have a new copy or that's a brand new we have a new registered trademark
They're going for clickbait you and the TARDIS full house
Funhouses now a registered trademark so yes, the US government the circle with the off we have a certificate and everything there goes
They're so see with us. It's a United States government and below is this fun house
registered trademark toss-win house
Who in house?
That's so that is the greatest name that we've ever given something one house
It's definitely better than Brewster Teeth. So much better.
When I have the list of names that Adam proposed,
Adam and Rooster proposed.
One of them was Dude Super, right?
One of them, we talked about that one for a long time.
They really wanted to name it Dude Super.
And I was just like, man, I just,
I just, just one house just felt like an identity in a brand
and then naming the podcast Dude Super is just perfect. Yeah, but dude super is more descriptive than fun house. Fun house.
It was fun house me. But also dude super isn't true anymore. They got at least there.
True. What are you gonna do about the podcast name? Well, that's...
But I will say this. I could have gone either way with fun house or dude super
with them and it was totally their decision. I just like put my two cents in.
There were other ones they had that were just like, heck, and I actually like, on the one year anniversary,
it might have been, might have been,
like on the one year anniversary,
I like dug up all our emails from that,
like that we spent together in LA
when we were launching Fun House.
And I sent them like all their candidates.
They're like, yeah, yeah.
I will say this though too, the Fun House thing is that
John Rice and your came back
with that logo, like that was the first pass on the logo.
Like there was like three or four on a page
and it's like, that's the logo.
We actually nails it.
That rise moment.
Nailed it.
Nailed it.
Did they get two gold play buttons?
Cause they hit, they're gonna hit twice.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
That's pretty funny, man.
Didn't you guys also suffer from that?
Nope.
I mean, we, everyone lost subs. Yeah, but no we
didn't go below a significant monster. Yeah, everybody gaming lost a bunch of subs. I thought that
was the biggest reaction I got from the audience at RTX was when we're on center stage and I just
I just yelled out even when fun house had a million subs and the whole of the audience was like oh
they love it. I said they do that. I will, even though I'm really good friends with those guys,
and I was sorry to see him go through it,
when the firembrothers were going through that awful fucking mayhem,
there was one of the funniest jokes I've ever read.
Remember when they put in the counter up, and it was going backwards?
Yeah.
And like, they were approaching, I think it was like, 12 million,
and everyone's like, oh my god, are they going to go under 12 million?
Because they had been a huge tick, right?
And a guy wrote, hey man, really excited about you guys hitting 12 million because that had been a huge tick, right? And a guy wrote, hey man, really excited about you guys
hitting 12 million subs.
Big fan been with you guys since 13 million.
That's such a great joke.
I know, it was such a great joke.
It's one of the things you're like, ha ha ha.
Oh, no, that's really funny.
Have they come out of that already?
Yeah, I just checked over 14 million.
I think so.
I think, well, I don't think, you can't understand one thing.
It's like, I was amazed about the whole fine brother thing
that I know I fully expect people to get mad
when you talk about anything that's legal,
anything that makes money,
and anything has to do with copyright.
Any of those, and they were all,
they did all three of them basically.
Grand slam.
What?
Yeah, that was the trifecta.
And people got furious.
However, it is very easy if you use the internet
in a certain way to think that Reddit
is like the whole internet in a way and it's not.
I mean, they have millions of viewers who were not even aware
of anything in any way.
Or who were at Ballard by it.
Yeah, just like they just couldn't be bothered
with it basically.
And I don't think their reviews, like everyone's
to get the subs, their views, I think actually went up
during that whole process because everyone was so
fascinated with it.
Because it came controversial.
We're playing a new story, people were clicking.
Right, it's like that Nicole Arbor girl.
She put out that video about fat people,
and then like her views just went crazy.
This is the first time I heard of it.
Oh, do you remember the dear fat people?
You never heard of that video?
No, no, I'm saying.
No, that was the first time.
That was the first time I heard of it.
Oh, during that, I agree, it was the same time.
And then she came up again, the only time I've heard about her is saying. No, that was the first time. That was the first time I had a... Oh, during that, I agree. But at the same time.
And then she came up again.
The only time I've heard about her is during scandals.
That one, and then when she was a...
The Matthews Center, or anything.
Yeah, she was accused of domestic abuse by Matthew Centaro.
Was that her?
Was that someone else?
That was her?
Same go.
Oh shit.
I'm going back and forth for a little while, too.
Sucks to be.
We've been lucky to steer clear of most of that stuff.
Have we?
High five. Family?
I don't know, I'm knocking on wood.
I hope so, I think so.
You never know.
Never know.
Are you going to read a thing?
I got something to read.
I don't mind everyone.
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I would like to talk about a video game.
We sat on those Casper mattresses.
We got super excited.
We were staying in LA.
We could hit a Pokestop from our bed.
Is that the game you wanted to talk about? Little Indy title that came out this week, last week?
No.
What about inside?
What's to onto inside?
Okay.
Like I was with it.
Who's finished it real quick?
It was.
I finished it.
Barbara, Barbara did not raise your hand.
So, Gus, Gav and Bernie raised our hands.
Barbara has not, but I think Barbara has as great a understanding of that ending as we do,
even though she has an experience to.
I feel like she might know it better than us.
I feel like my big friend to somebody who's never seen it.
Just when you think you'll get into grips
with what's happening in that game,
they throw in something that's like,
well, that was weird.
And then you saw, like, yeah, I can get un-boded.
Okay, well, that's really weird.
Here's the thing about that game.
I don't know what that game is about at all. I only know the ending's the thing about that game. I don't know what that game is about at all
I only know the ending. We don't know either
I don't know which I had a face cam of myself
It would have been like as someone who's played I should understand what happened better than you. I don't
It's the same level. It's got a couple weeks right we can talk about what's the actual gameplay like it's like limbo
I'm about very much like limbo, but but maybe by the same people absolutely gorgeous great game
Even though we're kind of bagging on it for being like well, it's one of the best games
I've played very low for definitely play it's a solid nine and a half out of 10
I'd record it actually because she had finished it and by the way for those of you who think we could potentially be spoiling this game
That you might want to play they haven't played yet. It's literally impossible. We could not spoil this for you
I don't know we can spoil the end
i suppose but is that like a selling point to the game
what mean the ending liquid someone want to not play it if they need any
i don't think so i would love to see just a point in the game
so if you if you're playing inside record your face if you haven't finished it
yet and uh...
shows what you face looks like when you finish the game
very curious
Very illicit me one. Usually you don't want to hear very cool game mechanics
Billion. I don't know how they came up with some of this. See me but are you face when you're face?
We did a whole yeah, usually don't want a video of someone's face when they finish we did 20 minutes on the patch this last week and
I agree. I like how they don't
Ever give you a tutorial of any kind. There's no HUD
Not there's no even, you press stop,
and then the boy comes down and you just start
working just like limbo.
Yeah, limbo is even weirder because limbo,
you start the game, you don't know it's begun.
And you're watching the screen,
and then you're like, oh, am I supposed to,
and then you move and you get up,
and then you like start playing the game.
But inside it's also limbo.
It's the beginning.
Inside's also really dark, like the brightness level.
Like when it says like resume.
As opposed to limbo.
You know, it's just like, is the TV on?
Oh yeah, it says resume really faintly.
Well, if you leave the Xbox.
Right.
Oh, so it's on Xbox.
Like if I go to like watch TV and then I go back
to the Xbox, what's resume?
That's what it says.
So after you press start, you can resume.
Ah, right.
Okay.
I think it just played straight through.
They want you to submit your resume.
They do a great job of making little bits of the game where you're being chased and you have
just enough time to make it. Yeah, full sprint. You're like, oh, hell it. Yeah, there's a lot of,
there's a lot of really cool stuff in the game. And it's like, it starts off a little weird because
limbo is pretty like dark. I mean, it's like in a narrative sense. Pulling the legs off spiders.
Right.
And the bear trap snaps you and your head goes flying and everything.
It's like about like, grubs that go in your mind.
Right.
Which there's some of that in the pig.
In inside too.
But at the beginning, when you first mess up,
I don't know if you guys messed up at the beginning part,
but you could shot with trinked darts.
Yeah.
And I was like, oh, they went like a softer route in this.
And it's like, nope.
Yeah, that changes later.
Two seconds later, I was getting ripped apart by dogs.
Well, the big shot quave bit.
Yeah.
And just turned to goop.
Yeah.
That was awesome.
Do we know what that is?
Is there any indication of what the hell what that was?
I thought it was nuclear blasts in the distance.
Is what I think it is.
Hide behind this pillar.
Are you OK?
Yeah.
You'll be fine.
I know that I've been in cover.
I'm positive.
I could probably go back and play the game second time and not die at all.
And just played all in one of the games.
I think so too. I think in that sense.
Much easier to not die than Limbo.
Much easier.
Limbo had that five, no death for a cheater.
Got it.
I never got it.
I got it live on Twitch.
Swannway only Twitch streams I've ever done.
Really?
I was going for that.
And we were down to the last life.
Everybody's freaking the fuck out.
360, no death. it fucking spinner around 360
There's a glass crash. I thought a tremendous
Success to a good game. I
Greet but fucking weird do you see this really way and limbo was weird enough
At least at least I did it
What all right? You you weren't there? Were you watching the secret ending?
No, I just did when he was reading.
Oh, I didn't see it.
No, no, no, no.
The thing I had highlighted.
Oh, you just showed me the gift.
Oh, I had this highlighted.
Oh, OK.
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Talking about another video game
Pokemon go AKA the game everybody in the world is playing well not Canada yet. They don't have it yet
Everybody in the US has it just to us. If people don't like Pokemon by the way really don't like this game.
They're mad about it.
People who don't like Pokemon.
I don't really care about Pokemon.
I love this game.
I didn't think there's much to this game.
What do you do?
I mean, I've caught like 20 Pokemon.
Why?
Why?
You're not much to it at all.
You're just flinging the ball at stuff.
Yep.
You don't have to beat the shit out of it first.
You got to hunt them though.
You got to go hunting.
It's lacking in the game.
Yeah, it's not.
It's not Pokemon. The socializing you do because of it I think is a big selling game. It's not. It's not Pokemon.
The socializing you do because of it, I think, is a big selling point.
I hate it.
It's quite crazy to see.
Whenever there's, like, Lord, been dropped, I thought, I don't want to go anywhere near
that.
It's crazy to see the people walking around.
I was walking to brunch yesterday with Meg.
Did something happen today?
Something happened today.
I can't talk about it.
Could you change a word?
I like what I say either because it's walking distance from my house. So walking a brunch. Is it a place I would like? Is it good?
Is a good place to go to brunch? Yeah, actually I went to brunch like
Kanye and Ted and it was it was a polka stop so we ate
It was good. No, we're a cinnamon bun. That was huge
Yeah, we're walking by a bunch of people and this this guy was like zigzagging around like walking
through the trees and I was like, look at the Pokemon and then he comes up to us and goes, you guys seen the Dretini?
You know where it is and I was like, I mean, I know what you're talking about because I know about Pokemon
But he didn't say, hey, I'm playing this game. Are you right? He just said where's the Dretini? Were you on your phone?
Oh, Patrick, I'm sending you a, I'm sending you a... that's the world you live in now where it's expected that you're searching for
Well, did you see Blaine tweeting about it yesterday? He went I think to some park downtown Austin and they're apparently were like
15 or 20 people also playing Pokemon go and so he was like going after them and asking them if they found this one or that one
And then he saw a couple and he was like hey, you you find any Pokemon around here? And they're just like the fuck are you talking about?
So it's like almost the exact same thing.
But we honestly, we know two people
that have already had a major incident
because of Pokemon Go.
We know one guy who got a ticket
because he was driving while playing Pokemon Go.
Well, that's stupid.
And we want an employee,
so we've all sworn to secrecy as the guy's name.
He even admits it was really stupid of him.
And then we also know somebody who's been in the car accident now because of Pokemon Go.
And this was both within 48 hours of the game being released. Wait, we know someone.
Yeah, you know, Ren the Reaper.
He was, he was a big part of the RT community for a long time.
Yeah.
And now he works at Corey Digital.
He's a legend.
I love that guy.
Awesome dude.
He did this incredible Harry Potter short.
They just did a Red versus Blue video, where they had Gus and I,
contribute voices to it.
People thought that was a Red versus Blue season 14 video,
because we have so many different collaborators.
It was just the weirdest timing.
And it was like,
it was in the style of quarter digital,
where they do like one hit kills, that kind of thing.
I thought it was also, when I got the lines,
or when I was got the E-L,
and I saw the proof, I was like,
oh, okay, this must just be a season 14 video.
And it wasn't until it was released on there,
so I was like, oh, no, wait, it was just.
So someone hit it?
It's their video.
So here's what happened.
This is totally working from, I talked to him on Twitter,
DM, and I'm working from memory here.
I actually can just read it.
If I could talk to him.
There's also this picture that I think Blaine tweeted.
Oh, no, that's my picture.
I just had to pass it.
Oh, you.
That is Auditorium Shores last night at like 11, 30 at night. Ashley and I, these guys with their shirts off,
these guys were so gangster, and they're like,
just like one guy with a shirt off,
everyone started walking towards him,
because he's like, he's over there yelling,
what the fuck, Charmander?
Goddamn!
Goddamn little bitch, he was just yelling the whole time.
A Charmander!
And it was so fucking funny.
But we took us three hours to get home from the airport last night.
Goddamn.
Why did you keep it?
Yeah, we did stop for dinner in that, but yeah, literally we kept viewing the like,
go hunt for some.
We had to wait for Ashley's ass before we went and saw the movie the other night, because
she was trying to catch up an aw-buck for like 10 minutes just throwing balls at it literally on the red carpet at good light as I ever a ton of Pokemon over there.
Yeah right she's like sitting there hunting. She's like hold on just like stood in the corner just
the security guys like we do get your fucking ass. Well is it an Austin that there was people trying
to set up like a Pokemon stop where they would just rob people in the middle of the night?
Is that an Austin I've heard of it in an episode of the...
I've heard of it in an episode of the...
Yeah, people would be dropping lower to the rob people at like a bunch of 18-year-old kids.
But that's too confusing.
You're gonna, I mean, you want to find people by themselves.
You don't want to place where a bunch of people are going to go.
It would be.
It would be.
It would be.
It would be.
It would be in the middle of the night, like late at night when there's not as many people
out.
Yeah.
I mean, you're not hunting deer.
I mean, it's just like, I guess if you want cell phones...
You're hunting them most dangerous things. Also, just don't go looking to Pokemon it to in the morning
Just go go still a phone you idiot cuz it's oh yeah, just don't rob people
Let me see what ran said about getting hit by a car loud ass playing. That was really loud. That was like really close feeling to me
Huh, you never hear a plane in here. No, it's really weird. Was that like the?
Did the angle one get delayed? That's like the biggest plane that lands there
I don't know it would have been delayed by like four hours if it was it
Yeah, no, that's that was that was crazy anyway. I can't find the message here
I'm having trouble searching to my messages
But essentially what he said was he went to a gym and there was already a guy there and he was parked or maybe it was a
Pokestop that would make more sense. He was at a Pokestop that had a lure on it. There was a guy there in a van
He pulled up. He was hunting for the Pokemon as well and then while he's doing that the guy in the van just all of a sudden
Backed up and smashed into him and got out and was like you weren't here when I got here. He wasn't actually driving
Yeah, well, he was he was probably still Pokemoning
and then like back to surveying into Ren's car.
Yeah, this guy, that's the guy.
You can go to Ren the Reaper on Twitter.
Ren with the W.
The guy, the guy that was exactly all around in front of us
walking through the trees and stuff and asking us,
he then got into his car and drove off
with his phone in his hand.
No, it's gonna kill somebody.
It's gonna kill somebody.
It's probably going to.
There's been one death from autonomous driving.
Everybody's going nuts.
I guarantee there's been probably several car accidents
at this point due to Pokemon go.
Probably, yeah.
We know that.
Well, so some Pokemon are dangerous.
That's true.
They could kill you.
That's why you gotta get a significant other
to drive you around.
So you can look for Pokemon while they drive.
I saw their services like that now, like where people on Craigslist are offering to drive
other people around so they can find Pokemon Go.
Are you serious?
Yeah. I asked my Uber. I asked my Uber driver in LA if anybody had done that. He said he
didn't know what the hell I was talking about. So maybe it could service me. I know where
all the best Pokemon are. Yeah. Yeah. What are like you what are you looking for? I can I can take you to the right place.
I will be 50 bucks.
So take you wherever you want.
The focus up thing is pretty cool though.
If you're looking for it because it makes you know it's stuff in the world that you never would have seen.
Mm-hmm. I was in LA in a in a new but going down. I was like, oh, there's one coming up.
Are you a you?
And a you know, you know, I spent around I was like, hey, it's the Banksy art. I was like, oh, that's a Banksy. It's cool.
But I didn't know. I never know.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm the same way.
Hank Greentree did the same thing.
He sees art in places.
He's like, I never knew this was here.
Yeah.
I've been walking past this for years.
I didn't know my apartment had a dog park until there's
a poke stop over there.
It's weird.
It's a weird phenomenon.
I mean, I've always been like Pokemon.
I'm having a blast with this.
But it could be anything.
It's just this, like, go out and hunt in the real world thing
Well, it could be sure like there will be other games that I like this
Yeah, you know
There's a theory that you put Pokemon on anything people go nuts for it, you know, and this turned out to be true
Because it's based on another game called ingress that is supposedly has way more features than Pokemon go
But no one's gonna go play ingress now. Is that real? What is this?
go but no one's gonna go play ingress now. Is that real?
What is this?
It looks like Uber with people walking with Pokemon balls.
What is that Patrick?
Pokeball.
I mean is that service just for getting Pokemon?
It's the cars picking people up to get.
What's its service code?
They're saying this is the car service that'll take you to Pokemon.
Cars picking people up to take another Pokemon.
What's the service code?
What's the fuck are walking? Who's that? What's he doing?
Nobody has any information. Nobody answered any
question. It could be a Photoshop.
They hit the way you can select the
photo and show it to us. Are you playing Pokemon Go?
Yes. How many Pokemon do you have? I had like
90 earlier, but I got rid of a bunch of duplicates. You
know how? I didn't know how. I have 41 now.
What's your best Pokemon?
My best Pokemon is, how you say it?
Viporion?
Viporion, yeah.
What level is it at?
645.
One of the Evie evolutions.
Mine's a man champ.
Machamp.
Machamp, thanks.
I have a Taurus, I think it's called.
You call it Mario?
I named it Mario.
I always name my Pokemon after the people who I'm next to when I catch them eight and so I was a
Mariel. Did you see the guy who names all of his Pokemon based on what auto correct corrects the actual name of the Pokemon to?
It's really pretty funny. It's pretty funny like Gilbert instead of gold bet
Gold bet what guy I have one of these bad things I know it Bethany
You should name all your Pokemon
not all of them.
Yeah, no. No, you don't bother. So you're not gonna get a play Pokemon go? I call
like 20 but it rinses my battery and I'm just not that interested. Yeah, I had a
tweet about it the other day like I wonder how much more strain on the
electrical grid Pokemon go into that. Yeah, I definitely wonder that. Didn't you see
like the daily number of users was higher than Twitter one time?
I retweeted somebody put that setup.
That it's gone Tuesday, it's gonna pass Twitter
for more daily active users.
In less than a week, it will pass.
It came out a Wednesday night, right?
Yeah.
I wish the Pokemon were more fixed to an actual location.
Because like you just get in there
and it's like wherever your phone is looking.
But if it was like actually on a Pog Bench, that'd be cool. Yeah. Oh really? Okay.
Aaron was really confused because he was driving me and I was like, Oh, there's a Pokemon.
He's like, how is it in the car with us? You got out of the cave, man. You are going
out with someone who doesn't text message. that there is a certain barrier What decade would he rather be in?
Probably 1930
I would have guessed 70s, but so he says pretty extreme
Maybe maybe the 60s
You're just guy magmarine always talking to a phone
Gonna fuck him up. So if you if you had to name
151 Pokemon I they're original names would be shitty is what they came up with.
No, you're not coming up with names,
but if you had to name the first 150,
the ones from the first game,
how many could you name anything?
Because we did a versus today,
and Jeremy just off the top of his head,
named 100 and I shouldn't spoil it.
You named a lot of Pokemon.
Holy shit.
Yeah, what do you mean he named him?
He typed the names in.
Like Charmander Bolt.
No, you're doing something different.
He came up with names.
No, no.
He named all hundred names.
He remembered the names.
So what was the question you were asking me?
Did you name the first 151 Pokemon?
I can't name any Pokemon.
You just named one.
I've been playing it.
I looked at my phone, just trying to find a name.
So I can make that stupid joke about it. Come up with five Pokemon names. Don't come up with them name them. You're saying come up. That's why he's confused magic
Carp usually actually gonna come up with names for the first hundred Pokemon
It's maybe like I was gonna name them like you do when you're next to somebody magic car
Our block
Enix
No, no one our block Enix
No, that one next sent now fucking this is up those two
Jiggy buff you couldn't name Pikachu. I can name Pikachu sure but so
Not I know that Charmander Charmander. I know Charmander. I don't know the other ones Squirtle
I got a squirrel this morning
Which was the starters because bulb a sore
Squirtle and Charmander were definitely start.
What's the egg one?
Bulbasaur Charmander.
Exacute.
You squel, I love it.
Yeah.
Listen, Pokemon Go is fun.
You should play Pokemon Go.
Something else you should know you have an advantage
by starting the game now.
There's a way you can start with a Pikachu
as your starter Pokemon.
What?
How?
Look it up.
You can do it.
So they don't tell you this, but they put three out there,
and you click on the one and that's your starter that you fight,
and it puts out a Bulbasaur, a Squirtle, and a Charmander.
But if you just like walk away from them,
they'll spawn again somewhere else,
and then you keep walking, they spawn somewhere else,
keep walking, they spawn again this time they have a Pikachu with them,
and they can choose the Pikachu.
So you just have to go for a little trek. That's as I understand it.
I was well past it so I was like fuck this thing.
That's what I've heard also.
What do you have?
What was your starter?
Bulbasaur.
Cool out of Chomp.
That's the guy who can't name two or he can't name three
So you got you got show all the shows the worst because he's leaf
Apparently someone doesn't like that was it Justin Justin does not like the fact that I see charts and everything
Just like fuck this in the game statistically
Bulbasos the hottest all right name all the types of Pokemon. That's, do that.
Fire, ice, water.
Poison.
Am I doing this right?
I'm totally making this up.
You got it.
You're on your way though.
Earth, love, heart.
Earth, love.
Flying, plane-taped, planet now.
It's flying different than like something else.
It's flying its own thing.
Air?
Air.
I get what flying is a bird, okay.
I mean, that's not what I'm asking.
It's a different to, yeah, like a rock doesn't fly,
but a bird flies.
Listen to me, listen to me.
Is flying a category?
Is flying a category?
Yeah, like what else would a bird be?
No, he might fly.
He might fly.
It could be a feather category, dummy.
So, air, but I'm flying a bird.
It could be air.
Some stuff without feathers flies.
Air.
What's the secret of feathers flies? Jesus! I'm so stuck in that feather fly!
Jesus, you mean like rocks?
Fucking rock flying your direction about two minutes.
Like the air attack tool, that fly doesn't have feathers?
Yeah, but is it air?
Is that the category that it's in?
No, flying.
That's what I was asking.
So flying is a category, that's all I'm asking.
Yeah, the buds.
Mostly. Mostly. You can have two types. Like a zap dose's all I'm asking. Yeah, the buds. Mostly.
Mostly.
You can have two types like a zap dose is flying at its electric.
But can you name it?
You can be two types.
What's Charmander?
He's fire type.
Fire and?
Well,
fire on.
Char is out flies.
Not all of them are two types.
He evolves.
He evolves into a flying one.
Okay.
How do you evolve?
Flying and fire.
Because you know, I play Pokemon as a flying one. Okay. How do you evolve? Flying in fire. Because you're not playing it.
I don't think I play Pokemon when I was a kid.
Did you get all 151 Pokemon when you were growing up?
Did I?
Yes.
No.
Because I was, I mean, I couldn't afford both copies of the game.
You needed red and blue to get all of them.
Oh, that's shitty.
Could you share them between the two?
Yeah, you could trade.
You could trade with someone's red to get certain Pokemon
that you couldn't get in blue.
What a rip off.
Is that true? I never heard that.
It's one that had two versions.
Did you never friend with the other version?
It just had different Pokemon on it.
I mean, it had a lot of them were on both, but there was some, I think less than 20,
that you could only get on one side.
Well, they're shitty, dude.
But then yellow made it so that that wasn't the case a little bit.
I don't know.
Who was Jeremy playing against today in that versus Matt?
Matt Bragg?
Yeah.
How do you play versus in Pokemon Go? You don't know. Just naming all the
Pokemon. Just naming Pokemon. Writing down their names, not making up new
notes. Not you go. I go. I'm not coming up with names as Gavin said. And
not just flying. He talks in circles. Some of them were feathers.
Some of them, but they didn't fly. But they were not flying rocks.
They were not. They were never. They don't have feathers. They don't fly.
You can go to the feathers.
They do have feathers.
What does a skin penguin look like?
You know what looks worse? It's like a walking.
I saw a skined owl.
Look, I always say skinned.
I mean, the feathers, not these.
And a skinned.
What would you, what would you, what is that called?
Plotters.
De-multed.
Have you ever seen a shaved bear?
Is that? No. What is that called? Plotlessly? De-multed? Have you ever seen a shaved bear? He's that.
No, I'm a man here.
Look up, Google Shave Bear.
No, you gotta look it up.
Hairlis Bear.
It offers you.
Don't look up Hairlis Bear on the internet.
Don't do it.
Look up Hairlis Bear.
Get it up here.
Don't, don't, don't do it.
And then look up Hairlis Beaver.
There we go.
Look how fucking weird that is. Why are you going? Oh, there's the down to it. And then look up here, let's beaver. There we go. Look how fucking weird that is.
Why are you going?
Oh, there's the clicks on it.
They fucked it up.
They'll find it.
Now look up a different Pokemon.
It's called the Smooth Twink.
Look that out, Winston Patrick.
There it is.
Look at that thing.
It's like an elephant with a bare head.
Now it's horrible.
It's gonna wrap. Yeah. It's 800 pound. And hold all the hair off of that. It's got me elephant with a bare head. Now it's horrible, it's gonna wrap.
Yeah, 800 pounds.
It's got a main, it's got a main.
It's got a main.
It's got a main.
It's got a main.
It makes the hair come out.
That's what you said, main.
You know what, main juice?
Oh.
It's got a main.
It pulls all the hair off of a bear.
It's like there's one zookeeper.
That's why I became a zookeeper.
That's what he's really into.
It's tough dude. It's pulling for off a bear., that's why I became a zookeeper, that's what he's really
into.
A tough dude pulling fur off of bears.
Yeah, I got something else to read.
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So before the podcast, you know, we typically get food in.
And this week we had in and out.
We did.
Not very healthy.
And there's so many.
Is it ever, is it ever?
It's cheeseburgers and French fries.
And I was looking at, I don't eat ketchup.
I hate ketchup.
But I was looking at the ketchup packet to the give you.
It says, in and out burger tomato ketchup.
Is there non-tomato ketchup?
I mean, I've seen a lot of things called tomato ketchup.
But why do you need that?
Isn't all ketchup tomato ketchup?
Isn't that just redundant?
No. Why not?
Well, what about yellow mustard?
Oh, they make something called nomad.
But there's different kinds of mustard.
Because there's also Dijon mustard.
But they're all yellow.
Honey mustard? Right.
But yellow mustard is a type of mustard.
There's here's a recipe of that. For different fruit ketchup. What? Apparently there's also D. John mustard honey mustard right, but yellow mustard is a type of mustard There's a recipe for four different fruit catch-ups. What?
There are other catch-ups. What are the four fruits you could make?
I would think grape ketchup orange
grape and orange
Strawberry salary Lewis this site has a lot of fucking ads on it. Holy shit.
What are they?
They're like, they'd say about another bad ketchup.
Um, there's this...
You want ketchup?
Blueberry Chipotle ketchup?
Woo!
Some Tomatillo ketchup?
That seems like tomato to me.
Sweet cherry ketchup.
And I can't find the other one.
Sweet and sour.
Banana ketchup.
Banana ketchup?
Do you say honey, banana?
The people are gagging off camera.
Hi, that sounds so nice.
I used to work at a burger king.
And when there was downtime,
we would take the tomato ketchup packages
and twist them until they popped.
Didn't take very many.
I did a thing when I was a kid where we go to a diner,
don't do, Barbara, don't, it's awful.
What you're doing, she's twisting it,
but she wants to do it so it's gonna happen.
It looks like a bow tie right now.
Oh.
Is it gonna go on me?
It is.
It's gonna go everywhere.
I'll stop, I don't wanna get the set dirty.
Or do I?
Yeah, I used to drink the creamers at the table and you're an animal when I was a kid and it's like
I didn't even remember that I did that until just recently and it's like me my brother
He's did all the time I used to drink every creamer at the
Yeah, all the little like the little white cups with the paper lid. Yeah, just why?
I think like six of them in a row. I don't know because kid and I thought it was milk
Do you think that's a more expensive way to buy milk? I would say that's an enormously expensive way to buy milk. It's cheaper if you're doing other diner
It's not paying for that. It's true. We should get a bowl of cereal
It's see how many creamers it takes to fill it up and up to eat a bowl of cereal. Can each piece of cereal be individually wrapped?
So is
Okay, just lie cheerio
Okay, just like cheerio
I need 80 boxes of cheerio and it's a cornflake. But normal like the most
Fruit loop So milk comes in different kinds, right? There's like skim milk 2% milk whole milk semi skim and half and half full cream
Right so full top is full cream whole milk? No cream is cream cream is and half and half, full cream. Right, so full top. Is full cream, whole milk?
No, cream is cream.
Cream is cream.
It's like, it's like not.
It's like not.
So how much cream is in whole milk?
They just didn't mean it's in whole milk.
Oh, well there's some cream comes with it.
Like when they take away, when they skim off the top
of the cream, that's semi-skimmed.
They can't get all of it.
Yeah, but like full cream is like, they just left it.
It's basically like petroleum. If you take raw oil and you of it. Yeah, but like the Ukraine is like, they just left it. It's basically like petroleum.
If you take raw oil and you let it separate it,
which then becomes refining,
is how they get all the different layers out of it.
And that kind of the same thing is,
I have a much smaller scale with milk.
It'll just like separate itself based on fat content
and they skin the cream on top.
So what's, what has more fat?
Whole milk or half and half?
Interesting.
That's ultimately where I'm getting here. Half and half I would say, could you make, no, half and milk or half and half. Interesting. That's ultimately who I'm getting here.
Half and half I would say.
Could you make a whole milk?
No, half and half.
Could you make a whole cereal more unhealthy
by drinking it with like half and half
instead of whole milk?
I want to do that.
Right, I really want to do that now.
I've never thought about doing that until right now.
So you guys like a lot of thickness of milk.
I love whole milk and smoke.
Because I drink skin milk.
Absolutely.
No.
Skin milk is like water.
I know, that's why I like it.
Why did the milk come in never take off? Do you ever try to drink almond milk in cereal? I know that's why I like it. Why did the milk man never take off?
Do you ever try to drink almond milk in cereal?
Awful don't ever do it. Why? Because almond milk like passes milk until you put it in a situation where it's supposed to actually be milk
Awful what do you mean? So it's milk if you drink it from the
The cause you it bulls you
Hey, I'm soda and like oh, it's good. It's good
And then you eat something that's got sugar in it Then go back and drink the diet soda. It's like this is alien garbage whole milk is apparently 3.25%
That makes sense. I mean, guess half and half is 10%
There's your answer, which is weird like I would think it'd be 50
Half right so I want half and half in my cereal for Atkins people would some people to kick start themselves on kitosas
Atkins atkins atkins diet, is, isn't there another Pokemon?
Is there an impact Pokemon name atkins?
Yeah, it's snake written backwards.
Oh, atkins, is that what it is?
Anyway, Caleb caught one today.
I thought he was telling me he was on the Atkins diet.
Are you eating ketchup straight out of the package?
Yeah.
Grotes.
I like ketchup.
Grotes, grotes.
So what would they do to kickstart their diet?
They would drink whole cream.
Like little cartons of whole cream,
because they got to get their fat content way up.
Their fat intake I should say.
And then once you get your fat intake up to a certain point
and your carbs low enough,
then ketosis kicks in when your body
starts just burning fat.
That sounds like bullshit to me.
Ketosis is a real thing.
I don't necessarily know it's a good idea
to put your body in ketosis.
Yeah, it's just me.
ketosis I think is a flying type.
Any of those diet pads, it's all that calories
and calories out. It's the way blusing weight works. That's it. In England that was the, that's the,. It's just me. I think it's a flying toy. Stop it. It's all that calories and calories out.
It's the way blusing weight works.
That's right.
So in England, that was the, that was the,
you also can't get a lot of calories of cream
because you drink carton like, I'm gonna die.
This is my day.
That's where the Actions works.
It's like, if you've gotta eat bacon
and hamburger meat and cheese, you're like,
I can't eat, I can't eat 1200 calories in this
because it's just like, by like three or four plates,
you're like, I'm gonna die.
So you can't binge on that stuff for a long period of time.
That's how I think Acton's works.
I'm a bad rock.
Yeah, they did.
They're good.
Go ahead.
I think there is my low carb diets work
is because you shed water faster.
That's what I think, low carb diets work.
What was that?
No, you need water to process carbohydrates, more water.
And so it's like, as you take it a gram of carbohydrates,
it's like, I wanna say you need like a two grams of water
to process that.
I might be off there.
It might be backwards on the ratio.
But you end up shedding a lot of water
because if you stop eating carbohydrates,
which is why it works really well for you.
Does calories count for stuff that's not formidable?
Calorie, calorie, everything is,
all food is flammable. I mean, in that is, all food is flammable.
I mean, in that one.
All food is flammable.
If it's like a chocolate mousse.
You can like that on a bite.
You can burn it.
You can.
In your body.
You can process it.
But it don't they find out how many calories it is by setting
fire to it.
I don't know how they do that.
I used to have the weight changes on it.
I honestly don't know.
I have no idea.
I honestly think they've been through that stuff. I'm sorry. I was like, oh. I have no idea. I honestly think that it's pure that stuff on the surface.
I'm hoping that it's like, oh, it's two calories.
So does that mean, like, celery burns instantly?
I feel like celery wouldn't burn because it's mostly water.
Because no calories.
It doesn't put off any energy.
That's the whole thing.
So if something takes longer to burn, it's more calories.
So like an ice cream sundae, it's just gonna move.
Well, it's, you know, go up like a bonfire, right?
What is the most flammable food?
Banana's foster?
That's just evodka.
Rice cakes?
Vodka.
I'm mostly flammable.
Rice cakes are just kindling.
Yeah, like I feel like those would just like
burst into flames on their own if they're hot enough.
What's that edible paper you can eat?
See we?
You can eat any paper.
I used to eat paper when I was a kid.
So it's edible paper you can eat.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I used to just eat paper.
I don't know why.
Like printer paper?
Yeah, like notebook paper.
We didn't have printer when I was a kid
because I'm a fucking old man.
All right.
Would you like to dot matrix little thing?
Oh, I'd love those.
Really?
That was a good idea.
Because you have different flavors. They were puff-ray, it feel better. Yeah, it was like easier. right what did you like to dot matrix little thing oh I'd love those really good that was a good
different flavors they were per freighted feel right yeah it was like easier
you could like break up like ruin your it might have I've lost some problems
now maybe yeah I went to school with a guy who ate paper went to the library
once on the lay miss school trip ever and we all got given bookmarks that's
horrible and uh he ate the bookmark. He made a cardboard. What a loopy tape.
Yeah, yeah, in the bus on the way home. So do you still get cravings for paper? No, I've
not done that in a long time. Could you eat paper today? I probably could. Can you eat
the receipt for dinner? That's small time. I need like sheets of paper. I wait, we'll
need a... And actually, wait, that might be like thermal paper. I'm not gonna eat that.
Someone puts together like a little paper meal for God's sake.
No, don't put, don't do that.
Just get one of the internet bags.
Feel a little craft.
Your wife would do that.
Someone like, you know, she's a chemist for Bernie to dream.
Yeah, I'll do it for you not.
They love to catch up with Bob and gust of the packet.
They came in.
You're not gonna be that bad, you're fucking my father.
I had a journal when I was in first grade and one of the things that chronicled was
we took a trip to the peanut factory for a field trip.
And I was super excited because I said, oh god I was just about to mention these okay
These are disgusting. How did they know to pull this up? I have no idea
They must have read my mind so when I was a kid there was there was this candy that people would eat and this is the showing it
It was like little hard dots on paper. I never understood people who got this candy like Willie Wonka
Like the wool paper. Those are funny. I assume they take it off the paper and eat them
You like take the paper and you like rip it off the paper with your teeth.
You never seen that before.
It looks like someone melt as a game of twist.
Yeah, somebody who eats circus peanuts.
What are you doing?
It's called Jeff and asking him about it.
Circus peanuts are gross.
No, Jeff is a loyal peanut.
He eats circus peanuts too.
He loves circus peanuts.
I don't know what either of these are.
It's like orange styrofoam that they put in a plastic bag
and trick you into thinking that it's candy.
Which for some reason is also banana flavor.
Yes.
Like packing peanuts.
It's orange and it's banana flavor.
The candy makes no sense.
You know circus peanuts if you saw them.
They look like orange foam peanuts.
That tastes like banana.
That tastes like banana.
For whatever reason.
The words circus and peanuts have lost all meaning.
Circus peanuts.
I can see here it says circus peanuts. I just can see period peanuts of lustful meaning. Circus peanut. I can see here, say circus peanuts.
I just keep hearing peanut.
You know, nobody likes circus peanuts.
Nobody.
That's nobody who wants that.
Speak for yourself.
The other candy I don't understand that people can eat
is they're like these, like, whatever's in the Brock's
section of the grocery store, which they don't really have
anymore.
Brock's.
Yeah, it was like white n new get with like a swirl of something
Oh, I hate it. That's all these horrible candies circus peanuts. There you go. That looks I love this
I love it because it says fat free of major allergens like fat free candy
What what minor allergens does it have? Well, maybe peanuts. I don't get the whole they don't have peanuts flavored marshmallow thing
I never I never like peanut sauce.
I tell you what, I haven't.
I'll show you.
I'm all about the plain white ones.
But that's the flavor.
Is it?
It's just sugar.
Sugar flavor.
So we went to the... Gavin, I went this weekend to the Ghostbusters premiere in LA.
And they had an after party afterwards.
I swear that after party was like twice the budget of laser game.
It was bad so.
The party was ridiculous.
How was it by lasers?
The movie or the party?
Both the movie first.
I was gonna mention the party because they had,
they had like food, like a wedding,
like they had like you could sit down at a table.
You ever seen that before, Gus?
No.
It's always just like tiny little shitty hors d'oeuvres.
Yeah, but their shitty little hors d'oeuvres
were really awesome.
Like, they had on sticks, marshmallows that have been dipped in, like, green chocolate
that look like slime on it.
Yeah. And they also had the Chinese restaurant spoons full of food that you could just take a spoon
and then you have a spoon at the pie for that.
So, I'm just, we started the trend where we put down the little, like, the wonton spoon.
We set them down and the places, sure enough, we were back and it was the stacks of these spoons.
Yeah, we started the spoon pile
That was like mystical smoke and laser beams and props from the movie and
Famous people from the movie yeah, we're any the cast in yeah in attendance so a bunch of people from who'd you see?
We saw Leslie Jones. We saw I don't I didn't see him listen McCarthy at any point in time
I'm not sure so I can't make it listen McCarthy at any point in time. I'm not sure I saw Kate McKinnon, but I see Kristen Wigg.
And that was, and then like random people,
like we saw like Tony Hawk and Paul Sheer was there,
formerly of On the Spot.
This is hardwick.
Mr. Hardwick was there, yeah, I'm just gonna see him.
Get just like a random selection of people.
There was one of those people that's like,
I saw him and I merely recognized him.
It's like, I'm gonna find out who this person is later.
It's gonna dawn on me who this person is,
but it's like, I know I should've known like him
from something.
And it's like, I don't know.
Okay, I've never figured it out.
But do you want to talk about the movie?
Those posters.
Sure.
Also, there's speculation for some reason
that we were paid to tweet about it or whatever.
We were not paid to tweet about it.
We just went to the premiere.
I didn't think I even tweet about it. You maybe didn't. No, I didn't think you did. Yeah, I'm about it or whatever we were not paid. Did we do that? We just went to the premiere. I didn't think I even tweet about it.
You maybe didn't.
No, I didn't think you did.
Yeah, I'm about it, Twa.
No, it's fine.
You know, I mean, you don't have to.
Why would you have to do it about it?
You don't have to.
We weren't really good.
Oh, I would tweet Adiotoni Holt picture.
That's right.
When I called you, I just hung out.
Tony Hawk.
That's pretty cool.
He just did a really cool thing where he did a 900
at 48 years old.
I didn't have a dumb one before.
No, no, no, he had done it before.
He's 48.
I believe he's, so it's not gonna be us.
Would you like to confirm with your internet connection?
Oh my God.
Yeah, I was a 48.
Wow, got a good memory.
Yeah, I just said at 900, so that was pretty cool.
But the movie was, the movie was really interesting.
I know it's a very divisive movie for a lot of people.
All the, all, it's getting good reviews
from established critics.
Currently 76% are on tomatoes.
That's really good.
That's really, I mean, you can't use movie scale
for video game scale.
Anything above like, 50% is actually good in movies.
What's user?
Since it's not out yet, they can't say.
It's not even a lot of the
that was funny moments there was a definite funny moments in it so we're
gonna talk about the new ghost investors move for a second so if you really
don't want to know spoilers that we're not going to give you spoilers
uh... i'm i'm gonna try not to spoil anything
uh... i don't think it would be a secret
if i said that this is based on previous movies that they've made called
ghost busters and i thought ironically all the problems with Ghostbusters
were all the things they tried to do to like service or pay homage
to the previous movies.
Totally took me out of the movie.
Every fucking time they tried to do that.
Every single time.
Can I make that stuff?
Yeah, I don't want you to do it.
Yeah, but stuff like that.
I mean, that's a public tweet.
Yeah, anything they did like that stuff is like,
we call back to the original stuff.
Callbacks, that kind of stuff.
It just like, I mean, I really was like,
I was into the story that they were telling
with these ladies.
And they also, this like, think about calling it a requel
or, you know, like a reboot sequel.
Like a, yeah, like a sequel or like a spiritual,
it's a total reboot.
It's a hundred percent, it's a reboot.
It almost seems like it takes place
in an alternate universe
where the people from the first movie exist
but this other story is taking place.
I don't know why they wouldn't just call it a reboot.
Maybe they think it's a dirty word at this point.
Did they never recognize the fact that it happened already?
Like it's a completely new storyline?
No, the first Ghost Buster movies have not happened
in this world.
Wow.
No, very, very clearly they have not happened.
So.
Interesting.
Yeah.
There were really funny moments in it.
I think Andy Garcia plays the Mayor of New York.
He might have one of the funniest lines
in the entire Ghostbusters franchise.
It might be delivered by him.
But there's really, really funny moments.
There are also moments where it feels like somebody
like Ghostbusters too much and just started
going nuts with it.
You know what I mean?
You've seen some of the gadgets they come up with in the trailer and stuff.
I'd say they go overboard, I think, with some of that stuff.
Was it 3D that you saw or was it 2D?
It was 3D.
It was 3D.
I mean, it's Iron X.
Oh wow.
And we were in the corner.
We didn't have great seats.
We were like, third row. And't have great seats. We were like third row and like three seats
from the very edge.
So you're looking like, I'll put it
and it rolls from the front.
Yeah, and it curves around.
And that weird effect in that some of the perspective
would be way off in some scenes.
But I don't know why it was just Kristen Wick.
But in every scene, it looked like one of her eyes
was a lot lower than the other one. And I just couldn't respect it. I just couldn't get over it. I was, it looked like one of her eyes was a lot lower than the other one.
And I just couldn't respect it.
I just couldn't get over it.
I was like, why is one of her eyes
fall in like halfway down a cheek?
She's wigging out.
There were extraordinarily funny moments in this.
And I think if you're a Ghostbusters fan
I think you like it.
I would say it's a better Ghostbusters movie
than Ghostbusters 2.
And that's not saying a lot.
Is that a shit movie?
I never saw that one.
Ghostbusters 2 has a 50% on rotten tomatoes.
It's kind of. Is it original cost? Yeah. I'm never seen the first one.
They only did two movies. It's a rare nontrilogy in the US cinema. It's before trilogy took off.
Yeah. The original Ghostbusters has 97% on the rotten tomatoes.
The original Ghostbusters is so fucking good. It's such a good movie. It's a good movie. I don't know if
it's a 97. I don't know if it's a 97 either. It's a good movie if you saw it when it came out.
Yes.
Yes.
Watching it for the first time now, it's like,
it's a funny movie.
I saw it for the first time three years ago.
Is that sad?
He saw this weekend.
The first one?
Yes.
I saw it the night before the new one.
I'm really?
I thought I was bad.
That's crazy.
It was one of, in the early days of DVDs,
I was one of my favorite DVDs to come out because they had their directors commentary and they did it mystery science theater style
Oh, yeah, yeah, up against the movie and they're talking about it. That's cool. That's seen where the ground
Swallows them up and they'll fall in okay, and it's okay by the original girl
We're done talking about the
So in the roads ripping apart that looks so cool and they just climb out as it's completely
Pointless. What's the time, but it's really funny.
Yeah, it was totally pointless.
It's like, oh man, we got some budget left over.
Let's look at the right-wing room floor.
Oh yeah, this, we'll put that in.
Those huge sections of asphalt in the floor.
They're tearing and stuff.
It's really cool.
It's always really funny to go on iTunes movies
and see which movies are popular.
And it's so much based off of what's out.
Like the new Ghostbusters movie just came out
and Ghostbusters all of a sudden is like in top movies.
You can watch Ghostbusters 1 in 4K.
Through 4K services.
Really?
Thank you for your testing.
It was a Columbia movie, so that makes sense.
Like via a Sony online service, I assume, would have it in 4K?
It was a film.
Right.
They also have that other pointless scene.
It would always be the original Ghostbusters, the Ghost Blow job scene.
Yeah, the thing is I'm like, why?
Yeah, it's just a really, really weird scene.
I always forget Sigourney Weepers in that movie.
Every time I think about Ghostbusters,
I just don't think about her.
She's super hot in that movie.
She's a central part of that movie.
It's the same thing.
It's like comedic role I've ever seen her in.
What about Galaxy Quest?
It's not only comedic.
She plays it straight man. What about Galaxy Quest? That's not really comedic. She plays a straight man.
What about Galaxy Quest?
Oh, good point.
She way funnier Galaxy Quest too.
And harder.
There's more.
I love that movie.
We saw, when we went to Blaine and I went to Lucasfilm and took a tour of it, they had,
I don't remember the name of the ship, but the ship from Galaxy Quest.
They have it hanging like in the stairwell.
Like this... Like the full set, well obviously not full set. Yeah, the scale model, but it's like, it hanging like in the stairwell. Like this...
Like the full set, well obviously not full set.
Yeah, the scale model, but it's like, it's as big as that couch.
Wow.
And the designation on the front of it is the, I don't remember from the movie, I'm sure
a lot of people will correct me, but it's like the NTE 9000, because when they were making
it they called the NTE because not the enterprise, because they kept saying whether they were
going to build this thing, don't build the enterprise, don't build the enterprise. Like, that enterprise like that's seem whether trying to pull it out of the spaceship and it's grinding along the wall
It's so funny great movie great movie. I'm gonna look at galaxy quest
I can say the designation of the actual ship. I'm sure everyone's already looked it up for me
I'm sure you've been corrected a million times NT E 3120
According to the internet I would recommend just yeah, I see you guys guys, I'm gonna see it. I'm excited for the movie. I don't have like super huge
expectations, but I don't think it's gonna be terrible. There's some really,
the criticism would go one of two ways. People who really like it say the
chemistry is great. People who don't like it say the chemistry in the characters
doesn't work at all. I'm like half and half. I'm like, there were moments where
it's like the movie felt super forced to me.
There were definitely moments where it felt like that.
But then there was moments that were,
I thought we're really fucking funny, really funny.
But I will say, the thing that really took away
from the movie for me is every time they did something
that had to do with the first movie,
I was just like, you're killing me with this.
It's like, it was just like, it took me,
it's like, it almost was like, I kept feeling like,
we're making a movie, it's like, it really felt like, I kept feeling like, we're making a special movie.
It's like, it really felt like they were doing that every time.
It was like Jurassic World,
almost like when they had a callback
to the original Jurassic Park movies.
Well, at least that happened in the same university.
Yeah, but there's a lot of callbacks to like,
but it happened.
Direct.
Yeah.
There was one funny moment, one really funny,
one of the funniest moments in that thing,
in the new movie where they
did like a call back to the first movie and it was really fucking funny which I can't talk about
we'll talk about it. So I do want to point out here on Twitter at Charming Cernic has a correction
and he is he is correct. Ron tomato score 97 is not the favorability so 97% of viewers gave it a
positive score not a 9.7 out of 10. Oh, I got you. So it got 97% reviewed positively
with an average rating of 8.2 out of 10
for your original ghost.
Well, you know, movies are,
they're rated so differently than our video games.
It's basically like, would you see the movie or not?
That's basically the only rating.
Is it worth?
Two and a half stars is like, go see the movie.
You know, you know, you might like it.
And that's, I mean, I would say with ghost,
posters is like, it's a summer movie.
Go see the ghost movie. You know what I mean? There's two it. And that's, I mean, I would say with Ghostbusters, it's like, it's a summer movie, Ghostbusters movie.
You know what I mean?
It's two classes, this three movie types.
That's, don't see the movie, it sucks.
That's, wait for it on the mod.
And there's Ghostbusters and Thiers.
Like a Ghostbusters and Thiers is like,
it's a great movie, I see it.
I don't know how a Ghostbusters movie comes out
and you don't go see it in a theater.
I would totally go see the same theater.
I'm glad we would start.
It takes a lot for me to get out
and see a movie in the theater. I believe totally go see the same theater. I'm glad we would stop. It takes a lot for me to get out
and see a movie in the theater.
I believe it.
I have one criteria.
Was I entertained?
Usually the answer is yes.
Oh, you're not entertained.
I also have, I also have,
I also deliberately save movies
to watch on planes on long flights.
That's very specific.
That's very specific.
I'll be like, yeah, I watch that on a plane.
Like a super huge budget, like Avengers.
Definitely see that in the theater.
I love the money is on the screen. I love all the Avengers movies
I've never seen one of them in the theater. Are you serious? I saw Iron Man one and two Avengers
Awesome Avengers Avengers 2 and I still haven't seen civil war yet
See I'm I'm more entertained like action movies are like superhero movies on planes
They captivate me more than a comedy like I swift. Or as a comedy, I'll wander a little bit.
I will say this.
I think the people who are going this movie,
expecting to not like it,
I think they're gonna not like it.
I jack.
Whomever, there's a lot of people who just,
they like, they don't like it.
The stuff that they don't like about it,
like the girl power, all that stuff,
that gets a little heavy handed at sometimes,
and I think the people
who are going in to be upset by that, they're going to be upset by it.
They really will be.
So do you hate all women or just...
Me in particular?
No, I just hate very specific...
No, I'm just saying the people who do go in and will like, why don't you be upset about
that?
They will be upset by that.
Of course.
It's not going to change any minds, that's for sure.
Why do you want to stay in dumb hips to hotels?
Where did you stay?
So we stayed at the Pali hotel on Melrose.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, so it has the restaurant.
Yeah, it's the hotel with the restaurant.
But I mean, the one.
It was like, outside in that little corridor.
Oh no, that is the Pally House
I know to make a view. I'm seeing that the same company. This is P-A-L-I
See this P-A-L-I
Call me an idiot. You know what I'm talking about?
Alright, I get it. I get it. I want a hotel wants to be hip first of all
First of all, but a hotel should definitely have some things no matter what start is going for it should have a phone
And it should have what you need a phone in a hotel room to call
I'm gonna disagree with you here's why there's no thermostat they say if you
need the temperature change on your room call the front desk there's no
thermostat you know what you need to call the front desk a phone you have to
manually they fucked up the phone number of the hotel and then tell them I'm in
room 20 turn the heat down
Could you have called it said you were in Bernie's room and then?
Absolutely
Someone's outside honking horn
Also, there's a hook in the bathroom. There's a hooker in the bathroom
It's a hook in the bathroom and on it. It just had a tag that said
We you there's there's robes at the front desk
Know that I've used the robes the bathroom. It's like why have the hook? Oh, dude. I use the robes every time
I do
Even if I don't need to I'll just disrobe and put the robe on
Is there any situation where you don't need to use a rope?
Like you could use a rope in that was really after a shower or something if you want
Why you're okay with the rope?
Girl bits that they have to be contained are here on the sides I feel like you could use a rope in. That was really so after a shower or something, if you want to make it. Here's why you're okay with the rope.
Girl bits that they have to be contained
are here on the sides.
Guys bits are dead center.
You can't wear a rope as a guy
because like shit's just going straight out
to the flat part.
Well, no, if you put the fold over the front.
It still doesn't work out for me.
You could just say it's like a hotel.
You do one step that inner flap goes to the left.
Some makes it break for it and then it flaps out the other way.
You know what else was done about this hotel?
At the end of the bed.
At the end of the bed was like a...
Mischief bear.
A chair.
Or like a wick a basket or something.
On it was a blanket that said,
this blanket is for sale.
If you unwrap it, we will bill you $90.
It's just a hotel.
Wow.
It's just a hotel.
It was $200 a night book, two days in advance.
Oh, that's not bad.
That's not bad at all.
We wanted to say the lows, because the premiere
was at the Man Chinese Theater,
but by the way, is not the name of that theater.
No, it's TC something.
Even Man's Chinese Theater is not the name of the theater.
Like the original name of the theater.
You know what it is?
Grownmins.
Oh, right, yeah.
I didn't know that.
Grownmins trying to see it. I only know that because we were just there for let's play live. I'm a little quiet. Yeah, Iownmins. Oh, right, yeah. I didn't know that. Grownmins trying to see it.
I only know that because we were just there
for let's play live.
I'm a little glad.
Yeah, I saw the sign.
So we were gonna say the lows, which is the hotel,
it's right connected to it, basically.
I would rather stay in a travel lodge than that place.
God, they were so upset.
It doesn't look that bad, Gavin.
It looks fine.
It's just annoying.
Like, the style is, and the toilet bowl is a tiny
and your penis just sits on the floor.
That's like European style toilet bowls, it was round.
I don't want my penis to be smear against the ball.
When I need someone else.
Neither does anyone else.
Yeah.
Where does it usually go?
Does it hang in there?
Yeah, usually the seat is high enough from the floor of the toilet
that your knob isn't dragging through the water.
I guess you never have to think about this.
Have your bar room.
It happens.
It can't say I have guests.
It happens.
I've never had my vagina flops in the whole world
You never drive for a little swim dangling around. Oh, I'm just when it comes to hotels
I just want basic hotel
I don't want the hotel to try and be cool in my face at the expense of convenience. I just want bed. What's the convenience?
Bed enough what what's the convenience?
The phone might be enough to change the temperature in the room.. Hope in the window. That is a luxury in a hotel. Yeah, it does, and I totally agree.
I totally agree.
But it's also there with no end tables.
It's a jazz.
It is a nice hotel.
It's very nice.
What?
You get to see pictures of it.
That's a nice hotel.
I like the hotel.
It was 200 bucks a night, now I.
It looks nice.
And closer to the than you are going to, right?
Yeah, everybody knows.
Pretty good.
It's okay.
You know what I fucking can't stand?
Close your box stop.
You know what I cannot stand in hotels
when there's no bathroom door. it's like a little slide thing.
Nope.
Well that's a slide, is it door?
Nope.
But you can still hear everything.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Everything.
Yeah, but the door's like that big.
Yeah, it's like just like a slidey thing
or if there's no door, which I've seen before,
it's like a curtain.
I agree with you.
It's just like you cannot take poop in there
if you have someone with you in that room.
Or if someone steals the dude out of the suitcase.
Have I told you the secret to go in?
You should go to the lobby.
No, what you should do is you look up a YouTube video
for like five hours of loud fart's non-stop on loop
and just play it on maximum volume on your phone
while you're in the toilet.
Yeah, that'll save you.
Yeah, it's like, it wasn't me, it was the video I was watching.
Here's the secret to good pooping in a hotel.
You go, if you go to a hotel and they have like a conference center,
or like a gym fitness center, you go down to that level
and you go to the bathrooms and those hallways,
nobody's ever there.
No, even a lobby, this trap.
It's usually like floor three or four.
One floor over the, mezzany, there you go.
That's what I'm looking for, mezzany.
Go to that, do it.
When we were at that low hotel for Let's Play Live in LA,
at one point I was on the mezzany of that hotel,
which is obviously not on the ground floor,
not on the lobby, it's up a couple of levels.
And there was a woman walking around
with like two giant suitcases.
She was like, do you know where I go to check into the hotel?
I was like, how did you get up here?
Because you have to walk by the front end.
No, there's a walkway to the shopping center next door
that puts you in the mezzanine.
Okay.
I don't know why she was so confused.
We have another list for live coming up.
I was just saying, speaking of live all this 19th,
we have an event in Chicago.
At the Chicago Theater.
This is our first ever thing like in that area of the US.
We used to attend events there
Jankons in Indianapolis. It's fairly close though. Yeah, it's not Chicago
Chicago. No, we did you want in Chicago? We have we have attended events is what I said the Wizard World one. Yes, yeah
We never liked anything there and now we are yes in Chicago as you call it
there. And now we are. Yes. And Chicago. As you call it. Do you not call it? What are you going on about? Chicago. Oh, yeah, fuck you, huh? Chicago to Indianapolis, like two hour drive.
If you drive in Indie car, it's like 50 minutes. It's August 19th. We just announced it and
just put tickets out. You can go to receipt live.com. If you'd like to see what tickets are
available, we're super excited about it., I'm gonna be similar, but still different
from the Lesley Live in Los Angeles,
a little bit of a different programming.
No consistency.
We also still have tickets
for the Ruby Volume 2 tug screening available
in a lot of cities.
So that I think you need to confirm a ticket
by the 18th, which is next Monday.
So if you wanna go see it.
If you don't live in Chicago.
If you don't live,
well, I mean, they probably still have a ticket in Chicago
Possibly you have a opportunity all around all around the world
Ruby dot com is where you go. They like pizza there right they like that Chicago style deep
Chicago style deep dish pizza. So that's the fat crust. I'm not a fan Gavin
I will be heading before that we'll be heading to
Japan for the laser team premier in Japan. What sounds weird, right?
Yeah, we're going August
What's less than a month August 9th. What is it? We're going?
We had a big debate about this. What day is it? Did you book your travel to Japan? Yeah, no
I would tell you Japan. I want to say it's refiner Japan
Japan why don't you want a book you're pretty good. Thanks. Why do you want to book your travel?
Because I'm in a bad, I'm in a bad, I'm in a bad. Why don't you want to book your own? It's pretty good. Thanks. Why do you want to book your travel? Uh, cause I might want to stay longer.
Are you upset that I want to book my own travel? I-I-I-I-I Isn't that so much easier? Actually, I have a credit card so I'll just do that.
According to IMDB, Laser Team premieres in Japan August 6th.
So Gavin and I will be going to Japan for the premier of Laser Team. So if you are in your
bio-Japan, you should come visit us and if you live in Japan, where in Japan is it?
Konnichiwa. We will be coming to your country soon. If you are nearby Japan, where in Japan is it? Konnichiwa, we will be coming to your country soon. If you are nearby Japan, to enjoy your cherry blossoms.
And island with nothing around it.
What a giant.
It's a hot city, what city is it in Tokyo?
I want to say yes.
Can we say that?
Is it a sweet hotel again?
Is it part of the quality, fantastic cinema collection?
I don't know.
I mean, I assume if it's around that time.
You know that last summer in Japan,
and you wouldn't take the toilet to the face?
Yes. Can we do it this time?
Yeah, Michael will be there. So yeah, he'll do that
He's a little there's a little nub that comes out after you do your business and it's praise you
But there you go. He wanted me to let that spray me in the face. It's clean
Or it is no. Why don't you do it? What that little thing is like no way. I would do it
I have a good thing seen some, man. I was up for you.
Ah!
Go on, guys.
I often use some yen to do that.
You didn't do that.
Guys.
Go on.
What'd you do?
I offered you like a hundred bucks to do it.
You wouldn't do it.
And then you do it.
And I was like, for a hundred bucks, you're like,
no, I can have it.
I need to try that word more.
I would make so much money.
Because I would do that shit.
I'm not just giving money out wily, nearly. It's like a defeat. Yeah, what's your dumb?
And that's it Kyoto is the real city though, right?
Like Tokyo. We all know Tokyo Kyoto's that's the two three. You better have never been there
It is right. What's the story? Why is Kyoto spelled like Tokyo used to be the capital?
Yep, and it's the same words
Kyoto Yeah, it's like different it's like it's the same words Yo toe
Yeah, it's like different it's like it's Texas ever made a new city cool
I tell me all things I can get my observation you're not playing well. I didn't sense like you said it's the capital
Okay, Washington is the capital is that way I think it's watching then I think it means like city capital or capital city they just like
reversed it
what okay
capital city they just like reversed it. Well okay.
So all I know is when I play civilization I play is Japanese culture, very noble culture
that will be visiting early next month.
It always has my starting city be Kyoto by default as opposed to Tokyo.
So to means east and Kyoto means capital.
So the capital east and east capital.
Yeah.
Eastern capital or capital east.
You've explained this you've looked it up
It still makes no fucking sense to me. Why?
New city
Same thing
What okay? Well, the say the old one is crap and small make a big one New York, right? Right?
But then the original York different name in York though. What does York in it? It does have York
You can't flip York with York because York you you need to work and you can work and croit
That's not the way they did it they added a joke
Crois York backwards
It's like a Pokemon York in flip the wood back with they flipped the two syllables a little word backwards
Yes, so with a one syllable what it what I
Know that I just don't know why flipping the syllables
makes any sense on any level.
It hasn't happened.
I understand these.
It's the word.
If they start a new city called York, New,
then that's what that would be.
Right.
That's what I'm saying.
They didn't do that.
But they might one day.
But what would be just a new,
you're doing that?
When they moved to New York,
they could call it York, New.
Yeah.
York, New.
Yeah.
And we would be like, that's the dumbest thing
I've ever heard of a while and
then you'd be like oh you're you're you're you're you're not as an old as a
talking about this like it's a totally sensible decision they arrived at of
course he did it because it's the capital that's what way what it works in
Japan is totally different anyway but they say a lot lost names first and
they have stuff like that everything's slightly different yeah but it's can
you explain why why does it make sense that it's like you have in the east capital and then if you judge it's changed to a
different city you call capital east. There's a place in Canada called New
Fountainland. You see that's a stupid name. Let's give the Japanese a little
quick. We're trying to argue with someone who doesn't think that people in Australia
are upside down compared to us. They're not on a radial. All right, never mind.
I'm done with you guys.
Look, I want to show you all the page back.
You're your closest thing to an Australian person on your body is your foot to their foot.
Closest thing, yeah.
Yeah.
That's why they're upside down.
You plum.
He's here's, he, here's the news for you.
The closest thing to me to you always is someone else's foot.
Because you're on a curve and your feet are fucking sitting there.
No, if I'm leaning towards you.
You can't do that for Australia.
If you're doing a headstand.
He's got you there.
You fucking plum.
If I'm sitting guys, if I'm sitting on two edges of the sphere like this, our feet are
the closest things.
Always.
Look, in a straight line, our feet are always the closest things.
Your knee is closer to my knee than our feet are together right now.
This knee, look, is closer to that knee.
What's the point at which the distance around the outside becomes too great
and you gotta go through the planet?
Because the thing about lean, you can't lean in Australia,
because it won't cover the distance between going all the way through the planet.
They don't have leaning?
They have leaning.
They have leaning.
I'm working through this in my head.
So you got to plant it, it's around.
Mostly around.
It's very cool.
Mostly around.
It's very cool.
Got a dude standing here, got another dude standing here.
Their feet are close together.
Totally agree with that.
Totally agree with that.
But if this guy leans, it doesn't make him closer.
It doesn't. I don't mind all he's he got dude
150 yards away from you on a sphere like this like this your feet are still closer together
Right, but he can lean and overcome that this
So what is the point it would you go around the furthest someone can lean would tell you the answer if you can
I would have had like a limbo champion
Then you could make a go further away?
If you could lean, like 60 degrees.
Well, I mean, if a person I'll show you a late on the ground,
it's a chance that their head can be closer, my feet.
Wait, what?
If a person I'll show you a late on the ground,
it could be such that their head would be closer to me
than their feet, if they just laid flat on the ground.
So both of us on the ground?
Yes, but I'm at an angle,
so that's how to ask. Technically technically would be the closest to it.
Why would the ass be close to it?
Because in the middle.
What?
What?
What?
Oh wait, it would be the ass to be the f**kers away.
I just don't get any energy on the surface.
What if they're laying under stomach?
And they all just put it away.
I can't be a cavity envisions the earth.
I think he just has like a cross section like a circle. That's all you that you envision is a circle.
And like if the guy is laying on the circle,
he's gotta be bouncing on his ass.
Otherwise, it's not gonna happen for him.
But are you the, on a cone?
On a cone. Go on. Go ahead.
I'm on a cone now.
Nah.
It's full of the pot. We've lost it entirely. What else do we want to talk about? There's
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I, socks are good. I had a good outfit for a Ghostbusters. I had a tan jacket. I was going
to go for a tan jacket. Tan jacket is a hard thing to pull off. Like a tan suit. Just
little. It's, that's not a good color for people. It's not a good color. So instead I went
with a linen jacket. Looks like the inside of an old car. Yeah, tan, beige.
I mean, there's no way to say it
the way it sounds like an appealing color.
That's also, it's not a good color
for like your skin tone.
Yeah, I agree with that.
What is my skin tone?
You're kind of paste.
Paste.
You're like white with a pink undertone.
White with a pink undertone.
Like bruised paste.
So I did a linen jacket and I did a black shirt
and a red tie.
So there's all ghost busters colors.
With a little, and then I had a little bit of a red tie. So there's all ghostbusters colors. With a little laugh.
You can't.
And then I had a little bit of a pocket square,
a little slimer, a little line green.
So they mentioned where?
Placid square.
Slimer in the first movie.
So yeah, when you talk about the original ghostbusters movie,
it's like, when you go back and watch it,
and this is spoiler, if you haven't seen the first ghostbusters movie,
back in the 32 year old spoiler.
1984, 1985, whenever it came out.
You say that, but Gavin's not.
In the hotel and Bill Murray sees Slimer,
he calls him Spud.
Yeah.
He calls him Spud, he doesn't call him Slimer.
And then Slimer hits him
and I think Egon finds him in the hallway
and he's covered in nectoplasm.
Why is he calling him Spud?
Because he looks like a little potato.
Green potato. He looks like a mean little Spud. Because he looks like a little potato. Green potato.
He looks like a mean little, little, spud.
I think Dan Akra actually calls him that,
on the walkie-talkie.
And Bill Murray says, he can hear you.
You saw the movie just recently.
Yeah, I just don't remember him calling him Spud.
Yeah, he's a gross little Spud.
You never heard the word Simon, right?
No, but you do hear them catching slimers.
Like there's a type of ghost. You, they do sayers. Like, there's a type of ghost.
You do say that?
Yeah, there's a bunch of like, you know,
class four, whatever, there's some slimers in there.
Oh, I missed that.
I never say like that is slimers.
Is that when they come out of the hotel with the thing?
I don't know.
Okay, thanks for contributing.
So when Bill Murray gets hit by slimer,
Egan or whoever, whomever finds him and he rolls him over and Bill Murray
Venkman says, he's lined me like that line.
That line, he's lined me.
That was such a fucking phenomenon.
That catchphrase, there were shirts, there were stickers.
There was everything like people would go see ghostbusters just to hear Bill Murray say he's lined me
Well, it's so good about to this day looking back. I have no idea
It's just a totally like national catchphrase Patrick
We're new old enough to watch ghost buster in the theaters. Yeah, do you remember that he's lying? He's puffed up
Oh, yeah, it's everywhere. Yeah, yeah, it's everywhere. It's currently yeah
I think it was like it was like at a like
Spencers they had stickers that hit said he's slimed me on it.
Like, he's slimy, it was like baby on board
for me like a whole summer, basically.
It's crazy.
So entertainment was so different back then.
So I looked it up.
Yeah.
The name slimer came from the anime to show
the real ghost busters.
Yeah.
The real ghost busters, by the way,
it was great animated series.
There was a ghost busters, they had a monkey in it.
That was based on like a 50s show called Ghostbusters.
And then they made the real ghost busters, which was the animated version of the guys from
the movie, but it wasn't voiced by them.
They were like, it was almost like a graphic novel based on the show that Egon was blonde.
Wasn't it originally called Ghost Smashers?
I don't know about that.
Why would I just say that?
Well, why would you bring it up? Why would you there must be a reason why brought up because you don't want the name ghostbusters? Yeah, I
Never heard ghostmasters. So anyway real ghostbusters was a great animation Dave Kooley a played
Dr. Peter Rankman in the animated
Later from 87 and 91 before that it was,
of course I just thought, Lorenzo music.
Wow.
Really?
Do you ever play the game?
When did that cartoon start?
It's the game that's supposed to, supposedly.
I only heard of the game because of angry video game,
no I hate it.
He hates it?
I've heard it's a better sequel to Ghostbusters
than the second Ghostbusters move.
Yeah, I've heard it's supposed to be pretty good.
I've never played it.
Isn't Rick Moranis in the ghost busters game
Oh, this is like a eight bit piece of crap. Oh, no, no, I think there was like yeah, there's a there's a more recent one
Yeah, there was a 360
Oh, yeah, I don't know what's all about that one you know the eight bit one. I fucking love that too
You take a little dude to get their little
Plasma guns what are they called proton proton pack? Yeah, proton packs and they would you would start a stream, then you switch over to the other ghost person, start a one,
you move them in and move the ghost in, then hit the trap, fuck you off.
Have you heard the term don't cross the streams before seeing ghost busters?
Yeah, and I knew it was from Ghostbusters.
Oh, did you? Okay.
I heard it.
I heard it.
Classic things were.
You know exactly where it's from, having never seen it.
Yeah.
I didn't know it was from Ghostbusters until I saw it.
I had also had back off on the scientist not knowing that it was from Ghostbusters until I saw it. I had also heard back off of a scientist
not knowing that was from Ghostbusters.
I would say the big catchphrases,
like when that movie came out where he slimed me,
it was fucking, I can't stress how
fucking huge that catchphrase was.
And then we came, we saw, we kicked its ass.
That was another huge catchphrase from it.
That was Bill Murray, is that right?
Yeah, when they came out of the hotel,
I just tried that fucking hotel. That, uh, that, that, that, that,
I've had a living in that movie. Yeah. The, the, the actor who plays the villain said that he
always hated that role because people hated him for years after that. They, he said he hated
him forever after that. Dick Thornberg, the Dickless guy. Yeah, the guy from Dihonberg.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. He was like, he hated that movie because he's Dick Thornberg in Dihon.
Yeah. Yeah. That's really weird. The the city scenes the city scenes in Ghostbusters the original one
When they deal with the city it makes perfect sense
So like you fucking idiot and like the the mayor's yelling at him and everything the the city scenes in this reason one
Ditch they didn't make sense to me like
They make sense to you Gavin Gavin? Like, what were the
people in the city trying to do? It was weird. It was weird. The city hall people, like
the mayor and the mayor's assistant. Oh, Christ. Yeah, that was it. It was very convoluted.
It didn't make any sense. And in Ghostbusters original was straight forward. It's like,
you fucking idiots are tearing shit up. And people think there's ghosts and there's no
such thing as ghosts. You guys are tricking everybody that was it straightforward the one in this time is like what why why is it this complicated?
It was super complicated. It's all like it's the best way I can say it. Did they use the same theme song?
I think I heard it at one point. Yeah, they use it. Yeah, cuz that's like the it's
Yeah, right at the beginning. Oh, yeah yeah the yeah the the the beginning so
good that's one of my favorite parts of Ghostbusters all together this
15 song dude it's just so great it's listen the the Paul Fee the guy who
directed is obviously a huge Ghostbusters fan Mr. Pool with stuff that's with
stuff that's not giving away anything in the movie like he gets stuff down like
on shots like when you see the first Ghostbusters and they run out of the New York Public Library,
and they're running down the stairs,
and like, like, Bluey takes in Dan Akrod,
has a lot of things everywhere.
Over the top, like clownish, like, like,
turn around a corner, like,
Paul, if he'd captured that,
but like even like a big crane down and all that stuff,
it's like, it's perfect, yeah.
So it's like, if you like Ghost Busters,
I think you'll like it a lot.
So, but like I said, if you're there to be upset,
you're gonna be upset, so.
If someone's there to be upset,
they probably aren't gonna be there.
Yeah.
Not gonna spend the money.
Yeah.
I don't think so.
I don't think people would want to spend money
on something that they don't think they're gonna like.
Well, I think the stuff that they think is going to be
upset them is there, like all that stuff,
but it just doesn't bother me at all.
Does a reboot, a lot of people say it's ruining that childhood
Effect the original doesn't take away the original movie and the original experience you had watching it
Yeah, watching the pre-fueled for Star Wars made me like the other movies better
Didn't make me like I feel like they have been
Seed you appreciate them. Yeah, I even didn't like Jedi
I didn't like Return of the Jedi.
Then I saw Episode 1 and I was like,
Return of the Jedi is great.
I was like, probably fine with it.
I will say that, I think sequels can ruin
a previous movie, but Matrix.
But Matrix character is the same.
Matrix.
Like Taken 2, awful.
And I don't like Taken as much anymore,
because it's the same person.
I never watch any Disney movie sequels,
like Pocahontas II or any of those.
Those are always like the straight to video ones.
What do you think is a classic movie that could be absolutely
like more than anything else be ruined by a sequel?
They didn't come to mind?
Show us that redemption.
God, that would be a bad movie to have a sequel.
Show us that redemption too.
Shindler's list.
Ha ha ha ha.
I think like the thing, John Carpenter's the thing.
They didn't remake it, but if they made a sequel to the thing, it just be like, no.
Great escape.
Great escape.
Keep naming like,
the good news.
Yeah, then they come back, escape from Alcatraz.
You know what, they should make,
they should make a spentro 3.
I'd watch it.
Didn't they?
I don't think I ever saw the first two, ever.
I saw the first one.
I was asking every second one.
What's wrong?
I just feel like I like too so much. And I can watch, no, like, I can watch it. I can watch it. Didn't they? I don't think I ever saw the first two. I never saw the first one. I was asking I ever saw the second one.
What's wrong?
I just feel like I like to so much.
And I can watch, no, like, because I don't watch Ace Ventura.
Classic movie theater.
You know, that would be like, you guys were like,
Latchkey kids in your home and your parents are ignoring you.
You probably watched it a thousand times.
I had a fucking life by then.
Oh wow.
Wait, how old are you in 1994?
1994, I was 87.
I don't know.
1994 was 20
You want what you're ace venture when you were 20 I was
You weren't 20
Yeah, I was your face ready go to movies like I went and saw
What was the movie I saw that I was completely blown away
because it was like I had no concept of what it was gonna be about.
But we went and saw somebody dragged me to see Jurassic Park.
And I wasn't huge news at the time.
It was, but I was just so out of touch with that kind of stuff.
Like Hollywood movies, I just wasn't into it at that point in time for whatever reason.
So I dragged me to see Jurassic Park and I'm like, I don't want to see this fucking Disney movie.
Did you get it?
I got to drag to the Matrix in the city. No, I don't want to see this fucking counter Reeves movie.
I got dragged to see the Matrix too as well.
Yeah.
What when were you doing that TV show?
That like, it's cool TV.
Nine, that was 95.
I started doing that show.
Yeah.
Red versus BLO on Twitter.
But, Jurassic Park was like 91, 93.
I don't know.
Titanic 2.
Titanic 2.
No, man, do you ever see the pitch? That Vince Vaughan and Ben Stiller did. I don't want to see it. I don't want Titanic two Titanic two No, man, you see the pitch that Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller did
I'm gonna catch Titanic to you. Yeah, James Cameron. No, I'm gonna have him roast
She's a fucking liar
Rose yeah, she's just a big fucking dirty liar. What she lie about? Oh, cuz she let go
Yeah, she had the fucking dime in the whole time she could pull that over pocket any points at this what you're looking for
She's got some spin I could fund your whole exiled I could fund the whole
Expedition right here. I want to give it to the box don't have the expedition. I've got the fucking thing right here
They were already on it to burn in all this money, but Bernie it's been
84 years and then she chucks into the fucking ocean. It's like gives it back to
We'll find it then
Gives about to decapriot dude. I've every mind is I rose old rose would be on the deck of the ship
She would like take the diamond she would go flip and fucking bill packs would go
And just grab and go thanks bitch and that's the end of Titanic
Yeah, she's a she's a dirty liar that old time, she's got the fucking diamond in her pocket.
Well, that's her diamond.
It's hers.
It's hers, but she's watching all these people
spend all this money trying to find that thing
and she knows where it is the whole time.
And she just uses it, the whole situation for attention.
Why is the best thing that can happen?
She can tell it's story about them.
Dude, she banged in like 1904.
Say they say, oh, okay, you've got it.
We'll buy it off to you for a hundred million dollars
Oh, she's she's old his heck she doesn't want the money. Yeah, but she wants to go out there
She's using them to go out there to revisit the scene. Yeah, so she can relive it and there's spending so much money trying to find it
She even she goes I've got the diamond they go we'll buy her for me. She goes no they go. Oh, okay
I guess we'll just you know cancel the expedition
But no, they're fucking dick out the fucking robot submarine. Are they looking for other flashlight?
And they're doing the shit with the safe?
She doesn't have any of that stuff.
She doesn't what?
She doesn't have a submarine with a lie on it.
No, she's watching the Spinole's money.
If they bought the diamond, she would have one.
That's why she's with them, isn't it?
So she can go see it.
Yes, she's selfish.
Right, but they're only going to look for the diamond.
But she's already got it.
She knows it's not there.
And she's just fucking tagging along so she can tell her fucking story.
To these people who are, I love the game.
But then I love the game.
I love the goop they pull out the safe.
Like the mingin' paper and they're like chuckin' it.
Oh, just go show paper money's not where shit,
a diamond would be fucking awesome.
It's fucking gold.
And she chucks it in the ocean.
Here's the funny story about my mom and Matt.
When my mom came in town, I had to work.
She had a diamond.
No, my mom was giving her a ride around town,
and she said, she was talking about Titanic,
and she goes, do you think it's a good movie?
And he goes, yeah, I think it's a pretty good movie.
She's having a scene yet.
He goes, well, you should definitely go see it.
She goes, okay, I think she goes,
I think we have a good time.
We can watch that, and then we'll go to lunch afterwards.
And Matt's like, oh, I guess I'm going to see Titanic.
So Matt is back.
Matt's that through, like, his third screening of Titanic with my mom.
Why didn't you just say no?
I got back from work.
He's like, I had to watch Tattoo with your mom.
That's really awesome.
He was giving her a ride three hours later.
He's like, they're going to plan your plan. You're going to go to the line you're a climax like you're going to go a little bit or
damage here so long you're calling it like we're the fuck are you such a long movie
it's like 19 minutes in and then they hit the ice bug really no it's I think
it's more than that and everything for that point is real time what
everything from that point on when they hit the iceberg is real time is it no I
think it took a four hours for it to sink. Really? Maybe. That movie was incredible.
Hit number one, the box office all time. But I don't think it ever made more than $40 million
in any weekend. It just made like $35 million every fucking weekend for like half a year straight.
Yeah. It just kept going and going and going and going.
There was such a joke when it was in production.
I remember all that.
And we were like, this is-
So it was Avatar!
Yeah, this movie's never gonna make money.
It's ridiculous.
The stuff that people heard from the set,
they were like, he's crazy.
They've lost it.
There's no way.
Nope, it was an epic movie.
It was a simkin and crashin', all the stunts.
Quality.
CG and it is good. When the boats like completely sink in and crash in all the stunts. Quality. CG in it is good.
When the boats like completely this way
and people are just falling straight down.
And that guy that goes boom on the railing
and does the back flip.
If I was James Cameron,
I would just see what I could get away with at this point.
Like I'd go into like major Hollywood studios
and say I'm gonna make a $800 million movie
and it's gonna be all about my left kneecap.
Sounds fucking great.
I would back anything that James Cameron does.
Because Avatar was gonna be this big flop.
It cost like a billion dollars to make or something like that or $500,000,000 to make.
And it was like, it's gonna be terrible.
It said the exact same thing about Titanic.
He's like, he makes a movie like every 10 years and just crushes the box office records.
It's fucking amazing what that guy does.
How much do you realize? To realize office records. It's fucking amazing what that guy does. How about true lies?
True lies, great.
It's pretty comical.
Oh, Tom Arnold is so fucking funny and true lies.
Tom Arnold is good in.
He's really a true honest.
He's really a true honest.
He's so fucking hot.
What do you mean he's chunky?
I just, I didn't know he was that chunky once.
He was married to Ozan.
They were like, they were like a nightmare in those two together.
You know that?
Ozan was in Tom Arnold, were married?
Did you know that?
Who's Roseanne?
Roseanne Barr.
She had a long-running sitcom in the US.
The Whitjung Goodman.
You, you, yes.
Yeah, I know, sure.
She, like, butchered the National Anthem
and I never knew how to hit her off the road.
Wait, what, that happened?
She did a lot of stuff.
She, what she sang, Roseanne Barr, the comedian,
not the character.
She sang the National Anthem at a baseball game.
The American fucking butchered. You butchered it, Yeah, and then she like grabbed her crotch and said yeah
Don't piss off America
She's awesome. She's a shit here. She's all right
She was one of the first comedians that got a sitcom and the arrow where if you had like 15 minutes of stand-up material
You get a pile of deal as a sitcom she made so much money off of Roseanne that show ran for like eight nine years
and the last few seasons of it don't make a fucking bit of sense they got
they replaced one of the main characters with another actress yeah yeah
around nine years did that and that's how they should do they replace uh so
Roseanne had an older daughter and I never even heard of Roseanne then the
then the character from America yeah but I had a friend's in Seinfeld. Well,
that probably played in the UK, didn't it? Yeah, but why not Rosanna? Was it to
American? Probably. Did you ever watch the American office? Yeah. Actually,
the one of the guys from the offices in Ghostbusters at the very beginning, he's
also in Silicon Valley. He plays Garrett. Garrett, right? And then he plays, you
mean Gabe?
Tall Skinny Guy?
Yeah, the Tall Skinny Guy.
What is he playing Silicon Valley?
Oh, Jared.
Jared, he plays, I might be mixing stuff up here.
Please, Jared, thank you.
Jared and Silicon Valley.
I'm great at the caliber.
Silicon Valley's such a good fucking show.
It's a good show.
Such a good fucking show.
It's like totally getting like the wire treatment from HBO
because everyone talks about the sopranos
and there were people in the background going,
wires are really good show, wires are really good show.
Same thing right now, Game of Thrones, it's all anybody talks about,
but Silicon Valley is a funny fucking show.
Super excited for Westworld.
That's HBO again?
Are you?
Fucking A, dude.
Westworld is one of my favorite movies.
I don't.
Okay.
Oh.
I'm excited about it too.
Now I'll tell you how it works.
Okay, I can't wait for the series to start.
Not to over.
Damn it.
All right, well let's, I'm curious to know.
We gotta wrap up.
I'm excited about it too.
Is it the Yule Brenner thing?
Yeah, it's what I thought.
All right, well, we'll see you guys next week.
I'll be sensitive to this point.
Yule bye.
I love you.
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