Rooster Teeth Podcast - Puppies Like Pancakes - #417

Episode Date: February 28, 2017

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Hey, you already messed up a pancake, you butchered one. That doesn't count because the camera wasn't rolling. And D, someone individually sliced the blueberries enough. Like a maniac. That's like a serial killer. It was the intern. he was told to cut them because apparently they were too big for the pancakes and he did it, he was told,

he didn't question authority and just did it. He got a question people, otherwise you end up with that. Bola mush. Hey, he was just, he's just trying to impress, he's trying to do a job. So you're just making plain ones, you're not putting like, what do you want? No one's asking, I'm not asking for shit.

Okay, I want a chocolate chip one. Chocolate chip. I would love a chocolate chip in strawberry. Chocolate chip. You're gonna get him in there before it. Well, the strawberries you put on top after. Yeah. You don't know how to.

Just tell me the part. Okay, chocolate chip. Please and thank you. Oh, look at that. So Bernie's not here. I don't know where he is. Bernie is running late. So he's missing pancakes.

He's missing pancakes. He wanted, believe it or not, he wanted to delay the start of the podcast. Why didn't he show up? Because the podcast comes on at five. Wow, Bailey. He lost like a couple of weeks. I don't want to confuse you. He asked if we could push it to six, and I said no.

So we're gonna have, since we're making pant cakes, there's a bunch of people. We can get people coming in and out of here to sit in the chair. There's a dog up here now, apparently. We just lost. Well, let's put him in the chair. There he a dog up here now apparently. We just lost. Well, that's part of it. There he is. What's up dog? He can be bunny.

We're gonna make him a little dog pancake. I made him a little dog pancake. Where's his little dog pancake? He already ate it. You ruined it. He's back for more. I got to flip these or something, don't I? So I had to practice because as I admitted before we started the podcast,

I've never made a pancake in my life. Really? Never done it. So every year we've done the pancake podcast for last four years. This is the fourth one or the fifth one This is the fourth fourth you've never made one no, it's always been Bernie Yeah, and then we had curbie laying that one time. Yeah, this is the fourth or fifth. Does anybody know? How many times are we doing this is this is the fourth? This is the fourth dog. Where are you going? It's getting it's gone pretty good Pretty good. It's just good. It's a great a great layout got all the toppings. Yeah, it's fantastic Although the way of molasses, too

I don't know why what who chose the molasses It was left over what monster puts molasses on their pancake. What do you left over from what though? It smells awful All right, here we go this pancake Those are good. Oh, those are good guests. Look at them. Oh, smoothness. Oh, look at that.

Fucking nailed it. You would never know that I'd have to spend my whole life not making pancakes. So it's, oh, stop opening that. That's gross. I wanted to smell it. What is that even used for? Ruining food.

Yeah. I made some wings one time. It's called grandma's too. Well, I made barbecue one time and I used some alasis in the marinade. Oh, no, it was it was not not good. It was not good times I'm worried by the way because the last time you cooked for me. I got food poisoning. That was Bernie We don't know. I think it might have been from your steak Brian ate all of my steak. Oh, is it Brian who ate my steak? Yeah, yeah, and he was fine

Where is he now? He's an animation. it's what I'm a server in a broadcast Maybe he did get sick but he was too embarrassed to tell you no I think he would have said something no knowing Brian he wouldn't not have said anything did you see the news Gus that Apparently a bunch of crystal palace fans Vandalized the bus of the opposing team no their own it was brought and then it turned out that they'd vandalized the bus of the opposing team. No, they're only. And then it turned out that they've vandalized their own bus. They spray painted Crystal Palace on the Crystal Palace bus. Crystal Palace is not having a good season.

I don't know if you're keeping up with it. No, we're all there now. They might be relegated. Yes. There's second on the bottom. Are you still going to support them when they slumber it in the second? I'll have to find someone else. They are, they are, they are not, they're not having a good time. They, they, they've vandalized their own bus.

Well, they thought they was spray painting over the middlesbrough bus. I just wrote their own team name on their bus. Yeah, it was real dumb. Here's a little one. I'll read everybody out there once one. I wish you had the ones you did before the show started on the table. Well, that's why I practiced before the show started. Everyone asked why you doing it now.

Oh, give me that middle one. That was a good one. Get it Becca. Lush. Lush. We should feed it to her. We'll put another one over there too. Do we have whipped cream in that?

Yeah, you want to whip it? That was mine. No. You want to set up here for a minute Becca? Eat that pancake? Eat that pancake. Is Becca ever been on the podcast? Becca's never been on the podcast Becca's never been on the podcast your podcast ever No, you're the person. It's your dog by the way, where's your dog?

He's over there all right, he dined and dashed He's in all the wires that's where dog blog you do always I know you do always watch the podcast I know you're the one text texting me constantly while we're on. Yeah, I like to blow you up a little bit. It's part of the job. What do you do here? What do I do here? I am the web content manager.

No, there's trust in this. It's a path. I'm the web content manager at Ristratif and also the voice of Sister on Red vs. Luke. You tweeted a fucking photo of Gavin and I from like 10 years ago. Why the fuck do you have that photo? And why the fuck were we hanging out?

Back at his pictures from my old phone that I even I don't have. Yeah, Gavin, it was like back when I think you first came to America, how old are you when you first came to America? 70, well in that picture I was 19. You were 19 in that photo? It was June? Or 18, I guess it was.

Yeah, I think you're 18, right? Yeah. It's your birthday. I was 19 you were 19 in that photo 18 yeah I think you're 18 right yeah I was just 19 now 28 28 now and that picture was from 2007 I can't even remember 18 years ago I can't even remember hanging out and playing rock band it was guitar here oh yeah I was like the pancake. Thank you. Prime guitar hero time. Was like guitar hero three or something. No, no, no, it was OG. There it is. There it is. And there's me in the background. Like a weird. Who is that behind Gavin? Can you? That is Josh. Oh, is it really? That's my ex fiance. Oh, sorry. That's not him. It is. It totally is. Yeah. Yeah. Because it kind of looked like him. And I was trying to figure it out.

That's how I went back and looked at the date that it was saying. Because we broke up like a week after that. Was it because of something happened at the party? Yeah. Because I came to America. Yeah, we had a long running streak where Gabo would meet one of my boyfriends and then we would break up shortly. It was, I think three times in a row, I came to America and then like a week later you'd

break up. Were you worried about introducing him to Michael? Bernie was very concerned about it. He was like don't do it don't do it. I knew Michael is a keeper. He could stand the test of Gavin. Are you sure he's a keeper? I mean I know you're married with a kid.

Is it certain? Yeah. I think I was coming too deep. Pack it again. Anybody? Be asking that question now. Over there? This is good, guys. This might be better than what you want.

That was a great pancake. You got it. This is good. I heard someone else back over there say it. I'm Mary's mom from Blueberry's. I don't want the chocolate chip. Also, I'm sorry. The lipstick you put on me is totally coming off right now.

You said chocolate chip and you said chocolate chip and chocolate chip in Blueberry's? Just Blueberry. You also pretty myth that you don't have Becca at Ristete. Yeah, it's bullshit. Why don't you have Becca Ristete? She came out too late. Yeah, officially, I guess. Part of the new taxonomy.

But I used to have Becca at RedVersesBlue.com. It forwarded. I fucked this one up. You watched the Gavin. Does it not work anymore? Honestly, I haven't tried don't laugh at me Gus it was back when Gus managed the email service like a fake dumb alias Definitely work in the pancakes on yeah, that's the hard part now for me like trying to talk and make pancakes at the same time

I'm so nervous about fucking pancakes up. What you like did you have pancake cam? I fucked this one up Can you see the little folder? That's not bad. Are you flipping any did you have pancake cam? I fucked this one up. Can you see the little folder? That's not bad though. Are you flipping any or you just plopping them down? Cause I feel like we got pancake cam. You should at least flip one and try and... So you're saying I should destroy the camera?

No, just like flip it up. Just get like upwards. I'll try it on that. Let me try it on one that I'm not making for someone. Or one that doesn't have toppings on it. Man, that was good. That was a good one. This is gonna be a busy week for you in podcasts, cause you're. That was a good one. This is gonna be a

Busy week for you and podcasts because you're also on always open this week. I am indeed back as double books My big debut. Well now this is your big debut. Where's your podcast? Rupert you posted a video of Rupert today, which was probably the cutest thing I've ever seen little baby Rupert. Yeah He was like five weeks old. I don't know how you have so many of these. There's a fucked up chocolate chip one, I don't remember who asked for it. Those dogs. Cause like one is a nightmare. Well, it's easier with two.

Cause then they entertain each other. Mm. Yeah. I think that one that's steaming. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you've been messing up again. I'm frazzled.

I'm losing it. Yeah. Hey, Gus, do you want to sit in my seat and not make pancakes? Maybe. Oh, that's kind of insulting there. Well, I just feel bad. Oh, shit! No!

Oh my god. That's good enough for Rupert. Yeah, you want a floor pancake? Who get it? I want to see Rupert. Sivine catch it. Will he catch it in his mouth? How hot is it?

It's probably still warm. Oh, it's steaming. May I want to wait a second? Sivine catch it. Will he catch it in his mouth? How hot is it? It's probably still warm. Oh, it's steaming. May I want to wait a second? Oh, your roll, little dude. I get too anxious. Like, I want to try to flip them before they're ready. That's my promise. I'll end up fucking them up.

I think you're too concerned about watching for the bubbles. Well, you're also cooling it down with each juice on it. I guess so. Because of science and that. Yeah. Is it, is it Root Pancake time? We've got a good goal on this side over here. You see a doggy to pancake.

We're fucking innovating here. Shake it on the whole thing or tear it up. That's up to you. I don't know how you doggy pancakes. I don't see any eat it piece by piece. But like, oh, there you go. Yes. Do you think we have to explain what pancake day is again?

Gavin? Well, tomorrow, Shrove Tuesday, obviously. What? Shrove Tuesday. So many people ask me what that is. Could you explain it? I can't explain it. Where's for the blueberry?

Is it for our Tuesday? Is that the same thing? Yeah, except it should be a table of sticks and something like that. In the Bible, it was called Shrove Tuesday, the day before I swung Wednesday. What does Shrove mean? It was called Shrove Tuesday, the day before Ash Wednesday. What does Shrove mean? It's been four years.

I mean, I didn't know what it was the first time I was trying to explain it. All I know is that you eat pancakes. By the way, not these kind of pancakes, you actually eat crepes. So we would've been doing it wrong before it is. Which Gus has been trying to eat. Every time, but sure. You let me know if you want me to make some pancakes. Can you make a Gus shaped pancake? Like can you? I don't have a square

panel name. He can't even make the circular pancakes. You think he could write? You make a big G. I'm sorry. Killer. No, I can't do anything. Obviously, I'm struggling here with pancake 101. You're talking about like graduate level pancake over there. Can you do Mickey Mouse? No. That's easy. Come on. Three circles.

Three circles. I can't even do one circle. I just made that exact same comment and then you gave me the death stare. Yeah, but I can be self-different fading. What is that big Mac on your shirt? I don't know what it is. It looks delicious.

I love it. I don't know if it's real steaming. Yeah. Any on? I mean, it's still steaming. Does that have chocolate in it or is it burnt chocolate? Okay. I'm moving to that grill.

It's still burnt. It's both. It's got chocolate. It's raw and it's burnt because that's how I cooked pancakes. I somehow think I'm going to get food poisoning from tonight. It's impossible. I don't know. Wasn't that a good pancake?

Those were the best ones I made. No, that was a great pancake. It was like crispy and raw in the inside. Did anyone watch... Crispy and raw. Anyone watch Dem Oscars? Yeah. No.

But did anything cool happen? It's a good joke. Thank you with the joke quality. Yeah, it's a... That's so like one of the first times I've ever watched the Oscars live. Well, that's good. I usually don't have cable, but I do have cable now because it's included with my apartment. Fucking broke about it. And yeah, what a cluster fuck that ending was.

Holy shit. I remember seeing the stage manager come out and looking all frantic and like, he had two envelopes with him. I was just sitting there thinking like, oh fuck, they said the wrong winner. They said the wrong cheater. Yeah, there's a weird amount of scrambling. It didn't feel right. Something was about to go down.

Something was about to go down. I've never seen that. I don't think that was even possible. You would think like the chain of command for how many people have to hold that envelope and then pass it to the people and double checking, right. Like did you read how they do it? Like, no.

People have the same envelope on either side of the stage. Is it what? Until they hand it off, depending on which side you enter from, they hand the envelope to that person. So I assume Warren Beatty entered from the opposite side of the stage from the previous person.

So he somehow got the envelope. They haven't cycled it forward. Yep. That's nuts. I like that he came back on to be like, all right, his what happened. I don't know why people are giving him shit. Yeah, it wasn't.

No, it wasn't. Who gave him shit? It wasn't anyone deserves shit. People on line. It's fake, done away. But she also doesn't deserve shit because they're handed the wrong envelope. Yeah, so I think at that time,

everyone wanted to know what happened. So he was like, I'll let me fill you in. It was what happened. His what was acting like a'll let me feel you in. He was what happened. His wife was acting like a bit of a weirdo up there. But then Emma Stone went into an interview and she's like, I had my envelope the whole time. I don't know what they're talking about. So she was the one who I think put that bug

in people's ears. She said it weirdly. I didn't quite understand what she was saying. You know, I had it in my hand the whole time, meaning, like, it didn't have it. It couldn't have been what he read. Basically, she had a little bit of a choice. She had a little bit of a choice. She had a little bit of a choice. She had a little bit of you read basically But it's a bunch of other options handed it to her maybe who knows yeah, I don't know something something fish

He's going on there or just was a very simple mistake Seems like a simple people who are to see go down presenting an award in front of millions and millions and millions of people Saw Emma Stone Lalla landed didn't know what the book did to drop this movie is Emma Stone It was my favorite movie of 2016. Had she won an Oscar before? No. I think she was nominated for Burr, Burr Man, yeah. Yeah, but she wouldn't Golden Globe though, right?

I feel like I've seen her make an acceptance speech before. Yeah. There's too many awards shows. Too many awards. Yeah, that second griddle is not. Yeah, like what's going on? These all went on at the same time. You tripped a breaker. I love how you could see Rupert under their team. Maybe Rupert ate the cable. You figured out where the pancakes came from. They're

all terrible over here, according to Barbara. No, they're great. I loved mine. So yeah, my shirt, you asked who asked about my shirt. We've been like, it's, it was a birthday present making Castro gave me. I have no idea what it is. It's like cash looking at a big Mac. Oh, whoa. There's a lot going on. I've never seen a tighter shirt on you before. It's a pretty nipple. It's a little snug.

A little nipple. A little nipple. We're going to find out very quickly. It's hot over here. So I went to Vegas last week and I was there for a conference. And I was at a bar and I looked behind the bar and I saw this ball of liquor that I'd never seen before. Like I'd seen ads for this ball of liquor in Australia before,

but I'd never seen the actual bottle. And it stands out to me because this bottle looks like something automotive liquid would come in, like brake fluid or like fuel injector cleaner, headlight fluid. So I was there with Alan and he asked the bartender to like, let us look at the, at the bottle. So we start looking at this bottle.

The bartender tells us it's the most expensive bottle of liquor they have at that bar. Like a shot of it is $75. Holy shit. And so Alan, of course being Alan, he talked to bartender and he giving us a double for $50. So God. Doing a salesman shit.

Not only give me a discount, he'd give me one for free. Yeah. I guess they imported it. It was a Chinese liquor that they imported for Lunar New Year thinking that they would sell it all to tourists. But since Lunar New Year is over, they said they haven't been selling any.

So they were like, yeah, we just need to get rid of it. So he did them a favor. We just need to get rid of it. Right. So it's a, it's this liquor called Moutai. I think it's like MOU, T.E.I. or something like that. It's made from fermented sorghum. What is that? It's like a wheat, yeah.

And it's like, when you drink it, it's like dead plants embed themselves in your sinuses and live there now. I swear to God, I still smell it and it's still in my fucking nose and I can't unsmell it. You need to get a nitty-pot. I need to fucking do something. Little pancake. It wasn't worth it.

It was not worth it. We had to cover it with a napkin because we didn't want to smell it anymore. You take this to that. So should we put something else in your nose? Little pancakes, little pancake? There you go. There's another one over there too. I think after your first round, people aren't really clambering back for the whole pancake.

You're like, not bad. Be careful. So if you ever see Moodtie, do not drink it. You either, there it is. That's the way it looks like. Oh, it is. It looks like Pep's sit or something. So it's with. That's the way it looks like. Oh, it is. It looks like Pepsi or something. So it's with, there's no chase it to like clear your...

There's nothing in the world that can cleanse that. Like I would have had to get like a pipe cleaner and stick it up my nose and fucking jab my sinuses clean to get rid of that fucking thing. Did you see, speaking of stuff stuck up your nose, did you see a video of this turtle that had a plastic straw? Or a straw? Yeah, that had a plastic straw?

Yeah, that's coming around again. I was way different from where I was going. Have you seen the turtle? What does it have in the video? No. The one of it, Humpheng is shoe? No, it's outside. It's like just... Oh, the one that's making the noise? Yeah. Oh, God. Well, no, this is way less funny than that. How do you decipher what an O-faces versus like, if it's in pain or-

Well, I tell, it has that two-ketel, right? I'm gonna be in pain everywhere. You can tell. No, this is a video of a turtle that had, it was a plastic straw that got lodged into its nose. Yeah, let me talk about it on the podcast. I didn't. I only tell this video last night.

And then there's these people who are like working, they have pliers and like they're trying to pull it out and it's like bleeding and the turtles like screaming and like thrashing around and they finally get it out and the thing was like this long. Like I don't know how, I don't know how they knew it was stuck up there because it was like all the way in to the point where it was passed in Austral.

But how long is the turtle sinus cavity? I don't know. I guess they have long necks. It was one of those big, I guess, tortoises. It's pretty gruesome, I don't like that video. Yeah, it's gross. I have to do that now. It's hard to watch.

I'd much rather watch a turtle orgasm. You also don't know whether that hurting it, or whether it's better to leave it in. Probably not. But I mean, if anything was gonna go on. I think it might just be the raw pancake. What do you mean? It just tastes like I'm eating warm batter.

Let's see it. Rupert's like, wait, what up? I mean. I taste test from Gus. Does it jiggle? It's a little bad. It's not bad. It's not bad. If it had five more seconds it would have been done. Yeah, I'd like to request a major one.

Alright, with more chocolate chips. I'm not using this other grill anymore because it keeps fucking up. Did you need us to turn it off? I'm gonna turn it off. Okay, I think it's the same one I'll use last year. Reboot. I don't know. I think they might be. I don't know how I think they might be. I don't know how many painters they have. What's your major one?

Just a really big one, but with loads of chocolate chips. Yeah. Like, big full sheet? Yeah, full sheet, full sheet. You're not gonna be able to flip this. I'm not gonna be able to flip this. You could dab, try that. Gotta make it down.

And then load it with chocolate chips. It'll be like, Rupert, you're gonna burn yourself. Jesus. That's the appropriate amount of Jesus. That's it. Is that the appropriate amount of water? I'm told. It is mentored out. You want a pancake? He's got a taste around.

Rupert knows what's up. Rupert eats pancakes almost every day. Does he really? Yeah, I see you all at it. Have a drink. Sure, I feel like it. So how did you get these pictures from my phone? Did I send it to you?

You must have, yeah. Like that, I remember that picture. So I went looking for it specifically. I knew I had emailed it at one point in time. So it was really fun. I think that was the day where we were playing guitar hero and Jason and I had independently played like Mad House or something, and I ended up next to him

in the world leaderboards. Like, weird. weird right next time when Xbox live was a small place. Yeah, but I mean if it's still we were like 100,000 and then a hundred thousand and that's crazy. It was like one difference. It was The chances were ridiculous without happening. Yeah, that's unbelievable It's the last time you've been a Vegas? You've been a Vegas? Yeah. You've been a, one time. One time.

Three months ago. Two months ago. What's the last time you went to Barbara? Uh, the last and only time I've been to Vegas was with you and Alan. Oh, like two or three years ago? Yeah. When you learned, or where you taught me, uh, I learned you craps.

You learned me craps. Uh, taught me how to play craps. What about you Becca? I was there for like, my wedding in May 2013. Those last time you were there? Yeah, it's been a while. I think it was 2013 as the year you went also, right? I think so.

She's just whippin' play that character. Very, she threw a plate at her dog. This last time I was there, I was Rupert for the love of God, man. It's really cute. Show some dignity. Show some dignity. I was playing Crap's and, you know,

there's a bunch of Crap's tables. And there's one where it's like two old dudes are kind of close to each other but there's a space between them And I was like, do you think the audio listeners are just imagining you're jerking off at the same time as the story? I hope so. You're really taking it. Anyway, there were like two old dudes and I decided I want to play Crap's right between them So I walk over there and it's like, one of them is so old that he's like, he's got a rascal scooter and he can't stand at the craps table. So they've got like a high chair for him

and he's kind of sitting there. And then the other dude, I don't know, he's just kind of a weird guy. They got in my right, it's the weird one and the one on my left is the one sitting down. And the one on my right, after, like, as immediately, as soon as I pulled up, the one on the right asked the one on my left, like, what's your name?

And he says something, I can't hear it. The guy in my right goes, I'm gonna call you Dominic, because you remind me of my grandfather. I was like, what? And so the whole time, the guy in my right kept calling the guy in my left, Dominic, even though that wasn't his name. And the guy in my left could not speak English,

he only spoke Italian. So the guy in my right just started saying, I'm more into him over and over. And I was like, what the fuck am I standing between? I was like, we're green. It was really bizarre, all right. All right, let's see the grand pancake. The grand cake.

I feel like this is just gonna be a waste. I'm gonna ruin the griddle. I mean, I'm gonna try half. No, oh no. Just do a nice big circle. I'll do a big circle. I gotta flip it. You gotta flip it, but you can flip it anyway.

The rest of us want pancakes. Right, once that's it, that's it, because this griddle, something's going on with it. Right. All right, here we go. The grand cake. The grand daddy. Starting small.

I feel like there's too much water in there. Looks pretty watery. It's very watery. These were pre-portioned for me. A one mug. All right, guess some chocolate chips in that. Some chocolate chips on that chip. Let's get them in. Maybe you just have to cook it for longer, thicken it up. A one mug. All right, guess some chocolate chips in that. Some chocolate chips on that chip. Let's get them in.

Maybe you just have to cook it for longer, thicken it up. Oh yeah, look at that. Look at that. I wanna eat that. Nice cluster right on that side. Barbara, shut up. You're making me dinner my own head. There.

A lot of chocolate chips. Pretty good. Yeah, some chocolate chips. I'm in chocolatey. I feel like, so you said, Rubert eats pancakes like every day. How often do you all eat pancakes? Oh, once a year on this podcast.

Yeah, almost never. Maybe sometimes if I happen to find myself and I hop, but that's probably that one's every tool for you. Because usually if I go up for breakfast or brunch or something, I don't tend to order pancakes or waffles. I really like. I don't even have the waffle. Oh, I'll not There you go. But I haven't been there for a while. So do you eat pancakes every day? No, my daughter does. Oh, you make up pancakes every day.

I don't make up. I microwave them. I buy little frozen lusel for dollar ones. And then she feeds half of them to the dogs. Do you not cook? I do, but I don't have time to cook. So I rarely go. Oh, well, well. Nice to see you. What was the last thing you cooked? Like the last real absolute meal you cooked? Uh, okra gumbo. Okra gumbo. Days ago.

What is okra gumbo? I know what gumbo is. It's okra, tomato, like stewed tomatoes and onions. Ooh, so no meat. No meat. Michael's a vegetarian, so I can't cook with meat. I did not. Or you can. I can, but can you eat it? You're married a vegetarian. Yeah, Michael's a vegetarian, so I can't cook with me. I did not. Or you can. I can.

But you can eat it. You won't need it. Married a vegetarian. Yeah, it's tricky. How long has you been a vegetarian? Like 15 years. Oh wow. A long time. Yeah. There's anemic too. I just found out. So I'm like, does this mean you'll start eating meat now? Does that mean your iron's low? Yeah. Okay. There's so many terms now for people. Well, I think it makes an old term. That sounds good. One of these new. These new fangled millennial words. One of them, a name, exclude and free.

When I was in high school, I was taking my chemistry class and just look at that. It's massive. And our chemistry teacher wanted to explain to us how some cereal total has iron in it and that it's actually magnetic. So he put a piece of total in a dish of water and then with a magnet, he was able to drag it around the dish. That's cool. Tell us a shit ton of iron in it. Right. And I guess that's why he used that one as an example. It's literally iron.

You think about, you need iron in your diet. It's actually magnetic. It's the it's literally iron like you think about like oh you need iron in your diet It's like oh, it's actually like magnetic. It's the actual element just to say it's like a different iron right Like like an edible one like you wouldn't go up to a car and take a bite out of it like fluid ounces versus We're supposed to have a lot of iron when you're pregnant, right? I think so. Yeah, so you can just like lick some rust Yeah, I guess like eating cooking with a cast iron skillet is supposed to be beneficial too because really actually get the iron infused in the oven. I like to. When your foods actually taste like iron. I would love to see. Oh, gosh, that is magnificent. Oh, that looks real good. I was a little raw here in the middle. Give it a little bit. Give it a sec. I like the idea of a pregnant woman just like licking a cast iron skillet. I used to like cast iron skillets, but I feel like they end up being dirty, right?

Because like in order to take care of them, you have to be seasoned, you're not supposed to wash them, or like, you know, use soap and water. So it's season, you'll skill it. Yeah, have you never used a cast iron? No. It's a huge pain in the ass. Huh. But it's bad. I used one, but I'm very picky about what I'll cook in it, because I don't want anything that's really messy, because it's a pain in the ass to clean. You only can use like a paper towel and water worst case scenario. That's the most you can use. Oh, wow. Sounds awful

Sounds like it's not worth it way too much work. Yeah Cornbread's really good at it though. Are you not supposed to put pots and pans in the dishwasher? It depends on the quality of them. I don't put mine. I wouldn't put non-stick in there Okay, the coated I might have been doing that for the last five years. They still work fine. You're also not supposed to put knives in the dishwasher. Yeah. Why?

The heat ruins the temper of the blade. Yeah, I'm gonna get pissed off quicker. It took me a long time to learn that one. Like, your knives will get fucked up. Well, yeah. I don't really have good quality anything. I need like a good like a good set of cookware. I got that a packet cap. I finally Maze fucking nailed it No one thought I could do it. That's all that applause means nobody believed in me. I believed in you. I only clapped once I'm too busy with dog.

Aw, he happy. Eat. How many dogs do you have? Becca. That's more, because you know I have zero. I have three dogs. I love three dogs.

I love your fat dogs and see more. Yeah. Believe it or not, I have one that's even fatter than see more. Really? Yeah. Like is super fat. She's eating the food of the other dogs. Yeah, all she wants to do is eat.

Like she's really old, she's 13. And so she's just gotten senile and fat, grumpy. Did I eat yet today? Probably not. Yeah. Damn it. Someone on Twitter here using the hashtag ArchiPodcast pointed out something that I should have done.

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Shout out to whoever that was on Twitter that reminded me. I should have done that. I want to see. Let's see. Barbra, if we can. Looks good on you. It's a fun game in it. I should have done that. I wanna see. Let's see Barbara, if we can. Oh, it looks good on you. It's a fun game, isn't it? It's a good look.

I'm beautiful. Did you just make this up? This is a good game. Yeah, I was bored. All right. I think it's a little more. I don't wanna destroy it. I'm getting eager too.

I wanna taste it. Looks good. Still looks like two watery though. How's it got a complaint. What what's the boy? I Created size should we do it properly next year should he craps? Crepes are hard to make our thing. Are they it's like a you need like a special kind of griddle right or something maybe And you have to make it really thingy. You know, it was like little like spreader things to make it real thin Yeah, yeah,, make it right. It feels shit.

All right. You can get the round thing with the ladle. Yeah. You flatten it out. It's all about how you pour it in. You just get it on the neck. You do know. We can't do it with this glue-peak crap.

Why? It's different in it. Cramps are different. Never add that. It's not just like a really thin pancake, is it? I think pancake and waffle batter is the same. Yeah It's really much. Are you serious? Yeah, yeah, if you put this in a waffle maker, it'll come out Yeah, so it's a best-up pancake. Have you never thought about that? No, a waffled pancake

The the hotel we were staying at for RTX Sydney. I don't know if you all you went there If you went and got breakfast It had a pancake machine. Like, you walk up to it and hit a button and it would like, scored out the batter and then like, cook it and then it would just spit it out at the end. That was one of the best buffets I've ever seen. It was really good. Like usually when you go to like a breakfast buffet at a hotel,

it's like, here's some like really shitty eggs, here's some fruit, fucking muffin, and maybe like bacon. Yeah. Here they had like fresh ingredients, all this stuff, pancake maker. The pancake came with dry dripping. Pancake, was not ready. You should flip it over to see the chocolate side. Well, don't drop it. Yeah. She just, Barbara just wants to make sure it's cooked. Just take another plate and go like this. You do it. It's really hot. Messing with my pancake. It's a waffle.

That's a good looking pancake. Oh, now you're awake. Yeah, it's supposed to make it really unhealthy. Well, I put that in a way. Yeah. I think it was healthy before. You added blueberries to it. I mean, make it unhealthy. I throw in these berries on top.

A few of these. That pancake came out and this dog started shaking. You're docks afraid of thunder? No, they don't really care too. Seymour is a little scared. Like the other night it was storming and he got in the shower with me. Aw, awesome. Oh, shit. So you were taking a shower at night during the storm?

Yeah. Are you a nighttime shower person? I never was. I was always a morning shower person because I am not a morning person And I need that in the morning to wait you But I don't shower at night it will not happen in the morning now. It's just too hectic. All right This is the finished piece. Let's see it over here. Show the pancake camera. That is the ultimate pancake. This is the Rifties hot past pancake the pancakes the plate

All right, I don't spill it What about you. Yeah. The pancake's the plate. Right. Oh, they're in the spirit. Uh, what about you guys? You all shower in the morning like humans? Uh, I will shower in the morning and sometimes a cheeky bath in the evening. I, uh, depends on... Yeah, you don't know if I used to wake up. It depends on what I have to do the next day or how early I need to wake up.

Mm-hmm. If I have to be like on set for something at seven in the morning, I'll shower at night, so all I have to do in the morning is just like, fix my hair up. I cannot live just showering at night. Like, I'll feel awful. I feel so grateful for my morning. I wake up feeling so clean if I shower at night. Yeah, it's kind of nice. Like, I take my time with my ritual.

Yeah, me too. I can't do it too late because I don't like the feel of anything after I've been wet. What does that mean? If I touch the duvet, it's horrible. I feel like we've talked about this. Like, you don't jump in the bed. No, it's not.

You're dripping wet, yeah. No, it's awful. It feels so funny. There's nothing better than like being in a bathroom and getting under the covers. Yeah. What? What? I want you to eat that like a taco.

No, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, no. I'm a idiot. No. Clip some of your sludge. Well, no. For you. I tried to be a nighttime shower person for a while,

but I just can't do it. It's gotta be more, and like I said, I need to wake up. Even if I have an early call, I'll still get up super early. But also, how long do you shower? Is it like 10 minutes max? And you also don't have to do anything after the shower. You just go and leave, right?

I make that face, that was really good. Yeah. It's a burrito. It's a pancake burrito. Could I have one? You want one of these normal ones? You want a big monster like his? Just normal one. All right.

You got no one can wait for it to be in it. You get involved. Like start to finish with the shower if I'm washing my hair and then getting ready. That's like an hour and a half. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Minimum.

I don't envy that. That seems like so much for it. It's also like, it's not just a shower. It's like the hair product and then dry in the hair and then shaving your legs. If you wake up late, you're strawberries by the way. If you wake up late, do you just arrive late to work or do you just come in looking like shit?

Well, like, you're looking like shit. I'm sure. I always do the latter no matter what. But, uh, wait, uh, dry shampoo. I usually just put my hair in a ponytail and take my makeup to work with me, like an hour in, we'll put my makeup on. I see it like on the Austin subreddit now.

I see there's people who will shame other drivers, I don't know if you've seen this, shame other drivers who were texting or who are putting makeup on while they're driving. Like this is one guy in particular who has like two dashboard cameras set up in his car, one to the front and then one point he got his passengers window so you can pass the other driver and you can see what they're doing. Wow, he's fully invested in that game. He's invested in being a dick. I don't know why you would do that. Like I can understand like it's

fucked up that someone's doing that, but why are you taking a video and like posting it online? Yeah. Like I don't understand like the satisfaction to up that someone's doing that, but why are you taking a video and like posting it online? Yeah. Like I don't understand like the satisfaction to get out of that. Can dogs eat all this fruit? They can't eat fruit, I'm probably not. Just dogs hate grapes. Yeah, not grapes.

And I'm shot by an hour, so I don't go. Not onions? Yeah. Onions are poisonous for dogs too. Well there is chocolate in there. But they never want to eat onions anyway. That's okay. That works out.

That works out well. I made a huge mistake with this. It looks good. It looks good as shit. It's good as hell. It should have been the only one you had though. You're dripping out the back there just so you know. I'm dripping all out of the place.

Yeah, you're right. This thing definitely cools down. Takes a lot longer. Your pancake saptly the heat out of it. Are you gonna be okay? I'm not posh out. You need to just you. Sushukarush.

We're gonna go to Superhyperga. Yeah, he's gonna be like really bouncing off the walls in a few minutes And then I think I read something a couple of weeks ago. I don't know how much I believe that I'm really looking to it that said that Like sugar rushes and sugar highs aren't actually a thing Bullshit. Yeah, so I Is I always assumed it was true that you eat a lot of sugar and then you get hyper. This is what I love about being an adult, is that you can just make whatever you want any yet.

Like the shit you would love as a child. I used to show off to my younger sisters, you know, when I first moved to Austin, I've talked to them on the phone every now and then, and I'd say, you know what, I had for dinner? Ice cream. I was like, how much sugar are they then you? Um,

boo, like 10 years. Well, you're really having to think about that. Yeah, because it's multiple ones. I'm trying to like split the difference. Mm-hmm. Oh, stalk is really trying to get in there. Oh, river.

Where you going, like, woo. Oh. Oh. You asked for one, right? Woop! Whoa. Oh. You asked for one, right? Yeah. That was like the least enthused reaction I've ever seen. Oh.

It's because I also... Wow, thanks, guys! That's more like it. Look, I made a circle. I mean, that one just for you, special. It's cooked. It looks great. Mostly.

I'm gonna wait till it cools off. Did you just spit that out? I wait, what? What are you doing back there? I was just putting it down, not been. I wanted a taste. Oh, I was still here. Yeah, it's right on the top.

It's not in the bottom. No. I don't want your trash. I know you haven't gotten this is too much for you. Have you ever eaten anything out of the top of the trash that you put in? And? God no.

Yes, I have. I absolutely have. Why? Because I don't give a fuck. Like, not touching anything. But you're eating all like food that's been on top of mucky bacterial muck. It's not like right on top of it.

So mine was a spring roll that got accidentally thrown away and it was still in like the to go container at the top of the top. Well, how long did it find? There was a very, like five minutes. Oh, that's fine. Yeah, it's never been like more than a few minutes. Like you walk up to it and find it, like, oh, I don't know

where that comes from. Or it's like I'm throwing something out the next day and I'm like, oh, I don't remember throwing out the slice of pizza. Was that a side-fold episode? Was it? Everything's a side-fold episode. Food off the top of a garbage can.

Get diabetes from one pancake. I don't think so. Get a hot and bothered. Feeling it? My body's just wondering what I've just done to it. You want to drink some syrup? Oh god. You want to, we don't have any beer. Oh! We don't have beer. We don't have any beer. Yeah, that's what you get.

Whoa! Oh god. The rest is for me. That's what you think. So Gus, I've recently gotten into a PC gaming and the living room. It looks, said it looks awesome I'm a fan of it. I love your I got a fluke a fluke situation. Yeah, you like his table. That's cool But I bought that table because I wanted to eat in front of the TV and it's perfect for just having meals And I was like, oh keep what I'm out so go here I have a PC in there. I've been playing Battlefield 1 That game looks really good. Have you played it in 4K?

I'm not playing it 4K. It's amazing. It's like twice as good as the best next graphics. Next best graphics. Yeah. Really good looking. Yeah, I'm a huge fan. I'm stuck playing hardstone again though. I'm PC. It's like a card game. It's not even like a good looking. It's not like a beautiful game. I'm sure it is. There's your setup. Looks really good. Yeah, so that little thing on the left is the PC. On the pancake. I want to make it. All right, so you get pancakes.

Dude, people criticize you about the man of things you have on your desktop. Oh yeah, they were like, organized it into folders, idiot, and I was like, they're all games. Yeah, I zoomed in. I was like, I could put them all into I dig.jpg. I could put them all into a folder called games, but then I'm really just adding a step to the exact same. Yeah, I don't get that mentality of like, oh, clean it up. It's like, I'm organizing it, how I want to organize it. They were also like, I just launched on my games

from Steam or like, big picture on Steam. And I was like, yeah, once again, that's an additional step. Yeah, that's great. That's how you do it. Yeah, I can just click, like, the thing opens and then I click on the game. It can't be quicker than that. Yeah That's how you open all your games to go directly to the shortcut. Yeah, this is on the desktop I search for everything now. There you go

Can you take the whole fucking thing you have? I have a dog on me. I can't move there was a some work. So I'm I'm pissed off This this is gonna be the video game portion of the podcast. I'm pissed off about something I'm pissed off that I think you'll appreciate this. Is it cotonis sucks? Have you played for honor? I won't beckon, I appreciate it. Because you all don't play for honor.

Have you played for honor? I played once. I played it every day for the last one year. That's what I was thinking about. How else is better? It came out a couple weeks ago. This is every single. It's...

I was playing single player. Single player, right? Me. I finished a level. It it I was playing single player single player right me Mm-hmm. I finished a level. There's a cutscene at the end of the level The cutscene's playing and about two seconds from the end of the cutscene. I got an error message saying your Xbox is Ethernet Cable was unplugged returning you to main menu What that's what hitman used to do and so it took him back to the main menu and I had to, I relaunched the game. It didn't remember I finished the level. I had to redo the entire level. I would have stopped playing. I would have stopped playing.

I gave it a chance. I kept playing. Then I got, I got really annoyed because you cannot save that game in the middle of a level. If you step away from it, you lose your internet connection and then it kicks you back out to main menu. Like even if you reach a checkpoint in the middle of a level, it still kicks you out and makes you replay the whole level. When it started doing that, I was like, no, fuck this game. Fuck everything about that.

Yeah, I just moved on, it started playing in Hilla Wars 2. Why the fuck do I need to be online to play a single player game? I gotta say, at this point, video games is terrible and they suck and the industry is toilet, and I don't like games. But video games are the best.

Video games are good. Sorry, actually I got a little bit of water in here. Look at you, pancake, just a minute. What kind of pancake you want, Ashley? Yeah, what do you want in it? I got the chip. Chocolate chip. Chocolate chip and bananas.

Do I put the bananas on or do I wait till a little after? You wait till after. Okay. Yeah, you don't want to cook those. Yeah. You can chop with chip and the peanut butter chip too? Yeah. Oh, they're peanut butter chips?

Hell yeah. You request so once. That's like a, that's like chip in the peanut butter chip too. Yeah. Oh, they're peanut butter chips? Hell yeah. You request it once. Hell yeah. That's like a recent peanut butter pancake. So you're like the way to and the chef. Yeah. And I get to do this. Have you ever had either of those jobs?

No, I never have worked in food service. That's probably for the best. Who about you guys? Anyone here? I think we are. Oh, you work Burger King. Yeah. Did grocery stores count as food service?

Yeah. I was just putting, I wasn't like, delivering, you work Burger King. Yeah. This grocery store's counter-spoot service part of that. I was just putting, I wasn't like, deliverance, I wasn't cooking or anything. Or making food, yeah. Yeah, I was a waitress for a little bit. I mean, to be clear, I wasn't cooking food. Where were you waitress at? Carizo Springs at least steak house.

Never even at least steak house. We call it the yeehaw. So for people who don't know, Beck and I grew up like in towns like 40 miles apart from each other. Yeah, and our moms went to high school together. Yeah, really small shitty towns. When I went to high school with your cousins, our moms went to high school together. Yeah, really small shitty towns. And I went to high school with your cousins, right?

Yes, all of them. So, a hundred of them. Have you guys known each other the longest? Or did you know anyone else at Rucity first? Um, I would just meet at the same time. We all met mostly at the same time, but I did meet Gus when I was little. I just didn't know.

Yeah, we didn't remember. We met when we were like eight or something. You're implying that I'm your age. I'm not. You were eight and I was two. Gush has had his birthday too. I just had my birthday. This is my birthday present for my question. It's the only present. No, Mr. got me a present.

It's the only present. Do you like what I said to you on your birthday? Yeah, I did. What did you say to him? Nothing. Nothing to say. The perfect birthday message for me. I knew to appreciate it.

James from Funhouse sent me a slack. That was like, I know you well enough to know you would prefer a private, well-wishing for your birthday rather than a public one on social media. So happy birthday. I was like, James, you probably know me better than most other people. Yeah, but we know you well enough that we could fuck with you.

Yeah. And make your birthday something you don't want it to be. A public spectacle. I just know what you did. Yeah, I tweeted a bunch of pictures of me and Gus hanging out, being friends together. Oh, it's good. No, I'm looking miserable.

No, he was looking like he always says around me. Man, ever since my last pancake, that looks repulsive. What you're doing? It's like after you have sex, you don't want to watch porn. It's like, the gross. I don't want to. And one of them has also peanut butter chips. Oh, thank you. I got you.

I got you Nick. Was that Nick who said that? So what are the audience making? Are they doing pancakes at home? I see a lot of pancakes. I can't. I can't. I want to I want I think we should do an award for the craziest pancake. Anyone in the control room get us some pancake footage? pancake footage. Make the rule of that beautiful pancake footage. That's not a pancake. Pancake made in a rice cooker?

Wait, it's like a pancake. It's like a pancake. That's a little rice cooker. Good one, Gavin's real quick. That's right. It looks like a, my mind's kind of blown. I bet that is a same word. It looks like a bun of love.

So what do you want? Do you want someone to make something in particular? Or you want? No, I just want to see what people are up to. That looks like a mess of love. So you want what do you want? Do you want someone to make something in particular or you want? No, I just want to see what people are up to that looks like a mess. What is that? Choco's look like a real swirl with butter scotch white chocolate with raspberry jam Peep peep peep. Oh Peep. That's a lot of ingredients my friend Peep a Oreo with marshmallow fluff sounds like that's worse for you than the one you just ate. Yeah, probably right. I'm That the control room. I got those so quickly. You think they were ready for it. You want to make a request for someone to make something that's watching?

Yeah, it's a whole kitchen. It's pancake party. So we can request one request one request the audience make one. I want a grape and chip Request one, request the audience make one. I want a grape and chip. Like potato chip or french fry? French fry. Grape and french fry. American Gavin. Egg Sam. Oh god.

Wait. Grape, chip, fries. Was it the one I said egg? Pan. Grape, fries, and egg. And bonus points for how you present the egg. Okay. Are we gonna give a prize?

I don't know where to present it. If anybody makes that should we give them a prize? Yeah, we'll give them sponsorship. First membership. But they're already first members if they're watching this live right now anyway. Good point. We'll take it away. Because apparently you need more things to do in life than finding chips,

grapes, and eggs to put in your butt. Chips. How long have you lived in America? Chips. Yeah, come on. Look, some stuff I adjust to, cultural differences, some stuff is impossible. Like stuff that is two different things,

like a chip and a crisp. I can't swap those all over the place, can I? You say French fry and chip. Like the fact that a Mars bar is a Milky Way and a Milky Way is a three-musketeers bar, I'm never gonna change it. They don't have Mars bars here. that a maz bar is a Milky Way and a Milky Way is a three must-cutee's bar I'm never gonna change it. I have Mars bars here. You do it's a move you way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, wait We have what it was not I don't think we do a maz bar Some at HB because it's like international food if you bite a maz bar and an American Milky Way

They're the same thing do that again And I don't like any of those by the way Milky Way three must much good to hear. I could do it. I'd love it. Snickers is there, which is good. Do you guys ever have a arrow bars? You never heard of this.

I see them, they're like the white packaging. Yeah, I would like the bubbly. They're the bubble things. They're like you put in your mouth and they're pretty good. It has bubbles and you let it melt and you feel the bubbles. The arrow balls are good. It's a little pocket of balls.

Balls. So what is it? Like Kit Kat in the US is made by You let it melt and you feel the bubbles. The air bubbles are good. It's a little pocket of balls. Balls. So what is it? Kit Kat in the US is made by Hershey, but Kit Kat everywhere else outside the US is made by Nestle. Is that how it works? Really?

Oh, do you lose the rights to it or they sell it off? It's like, no, that's just the way. And it's still called Kit Kat. You still call Kit Kat. So if you get an inner Kit Kat anywhere other than the US, Kit Kat's are good. Well, Kit Kat's are good in the US too, but it's like even better when you get an inner a kit cat anywhere other than the US kick hats are good the cats are good in the US too But it's like even better when you get them like international. Oh, I know so molasses is treacle

Treacle you're making no it's true. He are he goes. Oh, this is just treacle And I was like I don't know what that is looked it up on Google and it said a treacle the UK term or British term for molasses Yeah, I think was the exact definition. Damn. I was just asking Gavin before the podcast, when he goes to the bathroom, what's the thing that he pees in? And it is a what? Cup.

No. Just comply. Irrino. And what comes out when you pee? You're in. So isn't it a urinal? I mean, you're in. I'm paper, yes.

Like, which doesn't make any sense. It really doesn't. It's hard. The thing that I've always thought was funny, you know, Reese's peanut butter cups, or just Reese's in general, it's Reese's in the States, it's Reese in Canada. It's Reese's peanut butter cups. I don't have the apostrophe, yes, there's no apostrophe, yes, in Canada. Is it one piece in a Reese's piece?

No, it's the exact same product and it's Reese's pieces. It's Reese's pieces. It's Reese's. it's the exact same product and it's Reese pieces It's a different logo like same it might be Reese's pieces, but it's Reese peanut butter cups. We are Okay, that's that's Tim G. This TPG you want to get pancakes? Let me know it's gonna be about 20 minutes. Hey, there's some tree cool Riddle's getting a little more more. This one's acting up. That looks like something you should not eat. Also the name, Lyle, how British is that too?

Lyle's trickle. Lyle's trickle. So whenever I have a question about a spelling of a word or proper grammar, I always text back. I feel like 95% of the text exchanges I have with Becca are, is this grammatically correct? Becca will rant on Facebook about people's grammatical choices. I'm so happy she does.

She's yelling at the world. This is, there's an apostrophe there, you idiots. Are you talking about my recent post about Nordstrom? Oh, no, I just did in general. What did you post about that? It's Nordstrom, not Nordstroms. Yep. Oh.

Also, you know what I realized recently, there's a church nearby our office called Promise Land. You know, it's actually promised land, is the correct term for that. I didn't know that. The land that was promised. I always thought it was the promise land, like the land of promise. I didn't, I was not correct. My parents corrected me. What's your most annoying, like what most annoys you and grammar that people do, like people's mistakes? You should watch always open on Thursday and find out. It's true, when you talk about puppies. You posted a poll to you on your Twitter that was like,

okay, yes, you're locking in on one that is major and guess you actually committed this crime earlier in the podcast. What? I didn't say the abuse of the word I like me. The word me needs a new PR agent because it is missing out on all sorts of work and opportunities to the word. So whatever says like, so I didn't. Yeah, so like, you want a pancake?

I would say Barbara and I went to the store, but. It's like a charcoal chisel. Do you want to go to the store with Barbara and me? Yeah, because it should work if you take away the Barbara. So like a lot of people would say, do you want to go to the store with Barbara and I? But if you take out the Barbara and and say, do you want to go to the store with I? That sounds weird as hell. It should be me. I mean, it sounds sounds weird but I wouldn't say it's worth getting

all riled up. Oh yeah. It's worth it. It's like because it's systemic and I know it's getting worse and worse. I notice it all the time every show, every scripted TV show uses it wrong. And it's becoming so acceptable that it's going to become the rule. And that feels like- Oh, you just don't want it to be like the woe thing. Yeah, or like the whom? Whom's obsolete. You don't care if you use who in place of who in place is. And I am guilty, like I should be, if I'm gonna be anal about that, I should care about who's versus who's like wh-o-s- touch for words. Yeah, but it's within a philosophy. I don't think anything bothers me more than could of.

Yeah. And that is the worst one when people could of, because people think it's like could, a poshry Vee could have, but people put could OF and could have, or would have should of. I dated a guy who did that. And I would have broken up with him. And I was like, I have to talk to you about this.

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Oh. So I blame all of this on millennials and their damn texting. Okay. You fucking millennials in your texting. You're all millennials here, Gus. You fucking millennials in your texting. It's all this, all this shorthand shit is driving me crazy. You are the letter you and the letter R.

I feel like you don't really do that. I think it's, I think it's, it's my God. It's more guilty of that than I am. That was't really do that. I think it's my dad's more guilty of that than I am. That was a T9 days. I think it's going into the opposite direction. I think people are spelling things out now more than ever. I think what's happening more now than ever is dictation. And so you're starting to pick up on weird patterns and people's speech.

I think it's all people like you trying to catch up with us millennials by abbreviate in your words. No, I don't do shit. I don't abbreviate shit. Look at our text conversation. I don't abbreviate shit. I spill everything out Talking about It's gotten a lot better

Yeah, I think we were having some trouble with this you know Mike Yeah, John Reuben Mike thank you Yeah, I think we were having some trouble with this you want to mic? Yeah, you want to mic? John, I remember rubbing my mic. Thank you. We were in trouble with this griddle. It's probably wondering where the hell I am. What? That's the thing. It smells like...

What do you guys do? Like, sterilize these things? Isn't that a good thing if it smells clean? I would not have done that. See, I feel like that's what Bernie does. He's like, doesn't this smell weird? And then you go to smell it and you fucking jab you and the nose. You will.

I said, I was going to do what he took it out of my ass. We're going to spray for it. I was just going that's what Bernie does. He's like, doesn't the smell weird? And then you go to smell it and you fucking jab you in the nose. I said, I was gonna do what he took it out of my ass. I was gonna jam in your face. Yeah, when you when you when you take control of the shop before you sniff. Yeah. So it sounds like an exciting podcast where you're just going grammar that seems like. Back is on. Back is on. What are you talking about? The dogs grammar. You're an hour late. So I was.

I thought for the podcast to be moved to five o'clock forever And then this thing got it's it's Sophie's fault Gavin back me up. Yeah, Sophie's the what so is this Sophie's choice This was Sophie's choice. She wanted me to do this event But she booked it before Gus finally broke and moved the podcast to five o'clock and then I was bummed So apparently you tried to get it changed to six and Gus just said no. Yeah, Gus said no. You're the reason that the podcast I am. It's right now.

But he's the reason my pancake podcast is doing terribly now. What's the best pancake camp? Look at this. Look at these fucking cakes here. Now they look good. How are you leaving them on? They're so long. What do you do?

The brills are not working right. No, they're fine. They're great. They're great They're great. All right making a make him a raw pancake. We had the Who had the chocolate chip? We have A little Ottoman backyard back here. Why you just sit in the chair? Because Beck is sitting the chair. I mean, well, this is

Bernie. Just kick her out in the chair. Tell me, what is gentleman Bernie? Just kick her out. I can sit on this little pool. No, I get word on Twitter that back is more popular than I am. Oh yeah. This is, this isn't creepy at all.

I feel like a dad on the shaper room. I feel like this is like a- You're like the neighbor from a home improvement. A weird sitcom we're on right now. Hey, how's it going everybody? Bernie looks like he's a host, doesn't he? Like he's- Who is the neighbor on the front?

I'm pretty good. Wilson. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Are you asking me that? I'm pretty sure I'm. Wilson. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Are you asking me that? I'm calling for a purpose. I don't know where they are.

So Gus, did you see the vlog that I put out? I feel like I've been here a while. It's been a while since I've been here. Were you here last week? I don't know. I can't remember. No, last week was pre-taped. Oh, fuck that.

Pre-taped, yeah. So then before that, the 13th was the last time you were here. Did you see all the problems that I had in New Zealand with the go-around and everything else where they had to fly down? I don't understand how you were you'll plane took off again Go ahead and went to a different apple. I was four feet above the ground We were landing in Wellington. We were coming down down down down down We're four feet above the ground and you're just waiting for the wheels to touch all of a sudden the plane takes off again

Which is happened to me before there was some kind of conditions. Wellington is pretty windy and We went to circle back around. We circled like three or four times, and then the pilot goes, eh, we're gonna run out of fuel if we keep circling. So we're gonna go get fuel somewhere else. So we flew to a different island to go get fuel. And I was like, if we don't have enough fuel to circle,

how do we have enough fuel to go to a different island? Because you're landing, so you're just gonna coast down. You're gonna glide down. Dear Lord, that's, I'm glad I didn't think about that. So when it ended up happening? We just got super glade. Just say it's like everything else on the airline. It's like you bitchin bitchin bitchin bitchin bout it, but then you're just a little bit late.

Why wanna know from the moment where you've almost landed? Is that for me? Yeah, thanks a lot. What is it? Just plain. Just plain. Just plain. You don't have to wear anything.

What do you want? It's a poker. Ah. We got showers, we got light bears, we got some of these. Sliced blueberries. Why do you have sliced? Stop it, stop it. Because It's a pancake. We got strawberries, we got light berries, we got some of these. Slice blueberries. Why don't you have sliced, stop it, stop it. Because someone's a serial killer. Don't ruin pancake Tuesday.

It's a choking hazard. I will take one with chocolate chips and peanut butter chips. Chocolate chips and peanut butter chips. What are you looking at? I'm about to be a bar. Oh, you missed Gavin's burrito pancake. It was amazing. It was revolutionary.

Still in the trash. It's rising on me a little bit. I see it. I see it. I got you. No, I wanted to excuse to eat it with my hands. I don't want to do it anyway. Forget it.

You're going to go. So what are the scariest takeoff or landing you've ever had on a plane? Takeoff for me was actually just this last week out of L.A. They had a lot of storms coming in. And it was probably the worst turbulence I've ever had on any plane in my life. It was like usually when a plane is experienced in turbulence, it's like a little bumpy and shaky. This felt like it was dropping for like 10 seconds at a time. Really? People were screaming.

Oh nice. And I was just clutching the armrests just like white knuckling them. I had an interesting landing in Austin. They were like they came on. They should take off in L.A. too, Jackass. Go ahead. I had an interesting landing in Austin. They were like, they came on. They could take off in LA too, Jackass. Go ahead. No, we'll tell that after. No, it happened.

Where do you end up? My landing in Austin of that flight. Fucker. They came on and said, we're actually trying a different technique for this landing. What does that mean? What does that mean? Automate approach.

Upside down. So we're gonna need everyone's electronic devices off. Every single one, flight mode doesn't work. Turn off all your phones. We're gonna be checking everyone's phones, turn them off. What? And then we landed like normal. Like a baited test.

And no one said anything. I was like, what was that? They didn't want us to communicate. What was it for? Well, they're doing like some kind of guided landing, I think. Yeah, it sounds like. Flight mode doesn't work. Is it like the batteries are bad?

No, hey, dog. Dog is destroying everything, but just, yeah, that's a, the crew's gonna be upset about that. Beat it. It was really scary. I thought like we're in some trouble and they just didn't want people calling anyone, like warning their families.

Warning their families, saying goodbye to their families didn't want that. It's really annoying to have to turn your phone up. So what does it mean? Quickly turn it back on again. What, one of the worst. How horrible. I was supposed to crashing into the ground and dying. So what does it mean? Quickly turn it back on again. Well, one of the worst. How horrible. I was supposed to crashing into the ground and dying.

Well, if it was going down, I quickly went to what my phone had. Cool, someone say, peace. I would say, hold on. I wouldn't send anyone an emoji. Hold on. So I think the worst turbulence I ever had was with you. It was one of the times we went down to New Zealand.

It was nice. And it was like you're describing where it's like 10 seconds at a time and the whole plane shake violently. And the shake also back. And it lasted for like, it must have lasted for about an hour. Like, it just kept going and going. And I needed to piss so bad. But like, the turbulence was so terrible.

Like, I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. So I was like, I'm going to piss my pants if I don't get up right now. Yeah. It's like, I got up and like, the whole thing shaking people are screaming at me to sit down so I can make my way to the bathroom and I piss. People are the flight

attendants. The flight attendants. Okay. They were yelling at you. You just ignored them? I had to piss. I was going to piss my pants. I'm not going to piss. But like the turbulence is so bad that I can't stand up again from the toilet. Like I'm stuck on the toilet waiting. So I'm there for several minutes. You said that I had to piss. Bernie turns to my wife and goes he's been in there a long time You should go check on him And then you made her nervous so that she went back to try to find me and check on me We like and we somehow missed each other around the gallery. That's awesome. She should be nervous You gone for that long. You the fucking meal ticket. Come on. So it happened on your takeoff

Fucker. All right. So okay before this story starts. I'm gonna take it any blame for anything that happened I don't know I don for anything that happened in this video. I don't know, I don't know that that's true, but let's find out. I was just being a passenger of this one. Let's play a story out there, it's you would be allowed to say. Garfret. So we Gavin and I spent... Beautiful. Uh, we gained in LA, and we extended our trip by one day at the last minute,

which is always a pain in the ass, and Gavin's a huge pain in the ass, because... In general, here's all the things that came with extending the trip. I had to rebook tickets. I had to book another night at hotel for myself, but I'm also with Gavin, so guess what I had to do? Book his fucking hotel as well. We both went to the desk and we both booked another room. It was individual.

So then I also had to extend the car. None of these things Gavin did. None of these, I had to do all of those. Sorry for extending the car or extending the flight, which was booked to your name. Fight, fight, fight. What, you could, you could a rebooked under your own name and rebooked mine at the same time I will show you a text I said do you want me to book my own flight separately? And you said we're on the same itinerary that's you know it better

That's just like you're not gonna help in any possible way Barbara am I out of line here? They're absolutely not out of it. Thank you kind You have to have a point here. This is not Buddy Wags. For all of us, not a team Bernie here. Buddy's like, don't help me, don't help me, so I can be annoyed at you, Leah. Not, that's not gonna be helpful. You shoved that up your ass. Let me tell you, Gavin wasn't helpful.

So we get to LAX, we return our car, we get on the shuttle bus, we come to the terminal, the fucking busiest day of the year, Gus. I don't know what's going on, but the terminal. A lot of people couldn't get out of LA before that. Does the rain? It was like, it's storming. Security was probably six times longer

than I've ever seen in my life. Did it affect you guys? Because you have TSA, but you're doing it. Let me tell you how it affected us. So I was also making a phone call at the time. I ended up like six or seven people behind Gavin in the security line. Gavin goes through, and it was a cluster in there.

There was one TSA agent, it seemed like doing the whole thing. Gavin makes it through the metal detector. The moment Gavin gets through, it just turned into like a Charlie Chaplin movie. I don't know what it was. Everything started to go wrong. There was like eight people that came up in wheelchairs, older people, and they just like

bumped everybody back so that they could put those with. Yes, and we're all going through the same metal detector, because the point where all of us who are waiting, literally, I'm the fifth person lying to try to go through the metal detector, we start yelling at the TSA agent through the metal detector, like, just let us go through. And here's what makes this worse before we even got to that point. The moment I set foot in the airport, we were boarding in three minutes.

Like that's how late we were. Why did you guys do that? I don't know. That's the world of it. It's just travel time and everything. And look, we're professional travelers. You keep your mouth shut. Yeah, and then what happened?

So, Gavin made the plane. I didn't make the plane. What? Professional travelers. He made the plane. Went on safely make the plane. What? The professional tripers. He made the plane. When I'm safely sat in the seat, they shut the jetway and I was out. It took us, it took me like 25 minutes

to get through security. We'd already started boarding like the moment we set foot in there. So I got through, ran to the plane. I was like, oh, there's actually still people in the jetway. There was like eight people. So I was just gotten in the back.

I went on and I was like, I text bunny. I was like, there's still people in the jetway're good. Nope mean, and I know that's not true Because meanwhile I'm still in position five out of five waiting to get to this metal detector with like a thousand people on me I assumed he was right behind me. Yeah, I was like these mother fuck and then and then I was just like on my phone Then the door shut and they were like all right, we're taking off. I was like Did you go by me and I didn't see and I take I was like, did you make it? Thank you Gus. That's a good looking pancake back what I said. I appreciate it people were being Very cruel to you. They were I did mess up. So I had never made a pancake before today

What's wrong with you? You got a humans never made a pancake and I had some really really bad ones before we started the cameras up You made like a human human. I ate one that was still wet batter. It was it was it was pancake. Ish. It's a downfall to why you missed the flight. Right. Go fuck yourself because I traveled with a British candidate who we said.

Hey, got on the plane without any regard. We said we're doing a wait for you. I'll just not get on the plane because you didn't make it. Why would I do that? I do not know. Of course you shouldn't wait for me. We said, What are you doing to wait for you? I'll just not get on the plane because you didn't make it. Why would I do that? I do not know. Of course, you shouldn't wait for me. But yeah, absolutely. You should have waited.

That's how you should have. You should have realized my mentor for my entire career is following me. I'm his dedicated protégé. He's your mentor. And I, how can I possibly? That's the only thing you've ever said on the plane. How can I ever get on a plane without him?

I assume you're right behind me. I mean, because you were right behind me. And also, we had arranged to meet at 7am in the lobby. Go ahead. I was. What time was your flight? I ate 30, I think. You were meeting at 7am in LA. That would have been fine.

At like 6.50, I was already ready, ready to go. And I was like, hey, I'm ready if you want to leave earlier ready to go and I was like hey I'm ready if you want to leave earlier. I had nothing. I was like all right I guess we'll leave it at seven. Went down and he said do I turn the rental car right? Yeah. Yep. When that's the lobby at seven. I had nothing. It's up to logistics over there. Seven fifteen. He's just like, hey let's go. He just strolls down like what's up. Let's go. Let's get it on. For an eight thirty point. In my defense I was very busy in my hotel room losing everything I owned a car.

He left. I lost another car key, which didn't magically appear on my desk at home. I really kind of freaked me out a little bit. My rental car? No, my car for here, I just bring my key with me sometimes. And if you ever leave it anywhere, it's just people throw it away,

because it doesn't look like a car key. So, it's a toy. And then on the shuttle bus, on the way in, from the rental car parking lot, I left my coat and I really liked that coat. On the flight. Wait, did you leave a leave is it? Is it?

I left it on thing. No, because I missed my flight, I found it. I went back to her to go. It's overlining. It's overlining. It all worked out. That would have been the second time you forgot that coat somewhere. Yeah, I knew that on the flight too early,

where he left his coat on the plane. He was like, oh, I left my coat. I love that coat. You lose things on planes. Remember, one time we were on a flight and you had your wedding ring and you did this. Oh, yeah. And then boom, it was gone.

It was gone. Where'd it go? Where is it? Where is it? Looking through the seat, looking on the floor, it was just gone. Yeah. It was like a extra dimensional portal

opened up in swallowed it. Like the first five minutes of Lord of the Rings when the ring comes off and then it disappears for a thousand years. That's what it was. And that marriage ended. That's why I still remember. I still remember.

I had to remind Bernie every time we got out of the car to lock that car, because you're used to just walking away from your car and just walking out of that thing. Just look at turning it off. Turn it off. So that would walk away from a car that's on with the keys in it. But my, like our bags were in that car because we flew into LA, you got the rental car

and then we went straight to what we had to do that day. So all of our baggage, including like my wallet and all that shit, was in the car. And I was like, I did bring it back the car when we left. I think the way to do it is if you travel with Bernie, don't travel with anything that you like just in case. We already travel with Bernie, so. I kind of like myself. I'm like, what's the other way? I don't like myself anything that you like just in case. I like it. I like it. I kind of like myself.

I kind of like myself. I kind of like myself. I kind of like myself. I kind of like myself. I kind of like myself. I kind of like myself. I kind of like myself. I kind of like myself.

I kind of like myself. I kind of like myself. I kind of like myself. I kind of like myself. I kind of like myself. I kind of like myself. I kind of like myself. I kind of like myself.

I kind of like myself. I kind of like myself. I kind of like myself. I kind of like myself. I kind of like myself. I kind of like myself. I kind of like myself. I kind of like myself. example we've boarded hundreds of planes hundreds of planes I was gonna be so mad at you because that would have been the first flight I ever missed oh really I made it by about 30 seconds you've never missed a flight never wow because I always leave on time yeah I missed one you don't drive you yet somehow I always make it on time no No, I can't be helped. It's possible for that. We have a couple of entries in your contest, Gavin. Oh, do you know about this, Bernie?

Go ahead. I've put out the order for a custom pancake that contains a chip, an egg, and a grape. Chip, chip, as in fresh rice. Yeah, I got you. An egg and a grape. Yeah. It's gonna be like a mine crystal or something. Oh, oh, so people are making it hard.

Is that even a pain? What's the mouth? I don't know I'm sorry. It looks like a little carrot. Yeah, that's like a plum. That's that's not great Tiny it's tiny. It's like this size. All right. That one's good. That one's very good. That's probably like a six out of ten He's being kind. That was awful. You're terrible No Oh, I know that guy did that with it. It's so hard to make. How long? The model. The chips are actually a potato chips.

Look at this thing. It's like played it in everything. Wow. What's a soldier egg? Look, look at what Sebastian does here. He has played it everything properly. You have a fucking presentation. It's an egg with a shell on. You said egg. You said egg. I said, well, I did say egg.

Let's see that one bigger. That was a pretty small limit. Is your egg in the head better? Yeah, no. Yeah. Yeah. Is it? Yeah.

But he requested a separate egg. I mean, would have said, good job. Yeah, let's not loop public. He said with an egg. We're talking about toppings. Okay. Okay. All the way to your topping. Such as those two? Yeah, that's how we have to park. That's not loop. You say with an egg. We're talking about toppings. Okay. All the way to your topping.

Such as those two? Yeah, that's how we have so far. That's pretty impressive. We've been 20 minutes. Speaking of picking for your contest there. I mean, of the two entries. Is that the only two entries? That's it so far.

I think I'll wait just in case another one comes in. Yeah, keep sending us our way. Okay. Keep wasting food. What do you want? I'm going to be on the challenge. It's a challenge. Contest.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Ligality. I'm going to take away the, thanks for my mistake of the win. So, Gus, we had a little bit of a thing to happen. You know, Sophie who does PR for us, she's, oh, she's a sweetheart.

Very nice lady. And she's been in some of the vlogs. She's sassy. She's sassy, but we all like her. I mean, she's like, yeah, you don't want to piss her off for sure. Yeah, I think she's sassy because she's getting comfortable here.

Yeah. So she feels like she can be sassy. It's also great because she's really good at her job. Yeah, that's also a really good thing. Like when we went to the wrong place. Is that what you're gonna say? I heard about that. No, no.

No. We went to the wrong Santa Monica. Whoa, what does that mean? I don't know. We'll show you. We'll show you. We'll show you. And so we're standing outside like a warehouse trying to like knock on the door to go in for an interview with Time Magazine.

No, the thing that- The thing that- Well, the thing that turned us off, we got there and I looked at the building. It's probably a three or four floor building. And she says, okay, it's on the 17th floor and we look at that building and we're like, that does not have more than four floors. Well, are you guys, did you guys must have told the story about the thing we witnessed when we pulled up there, too, right? No, not yet.

Oh my god, I cannot tell it. So Gus, we witnessed a robbery. What? Yeah. Was it got a movie? Take that. That's robbery. Wait, beyond what happened to Sophie?

No, yeah, that's where I'm getting to that story. We pulled up in Bernie's rental car. And there was a guy chasing a girl. No way. A guy he was wearing an apron, so he was clearly from like some type of restaurant. Yep. Chasing this girl, I think she had like dreadlocks, like she looked like a-

She was, she was a character. Like a delinquent. You know those people with dreadlocks? Yeah, you can't trust them. And she had a wad full of cash in her hand. And money was flying everywhere. Yeah, like dollar bills. She's like out of a movie.

Yeah, I was like, hey, that's hate it. She was shedding money everywhere. And then I think she just grab the tip jar or something She just like reached in or something like a big load of money by the But then I saw her throw some of it at the guy I think to try to get him to I just got a Pick some of us and then we felt bad that this guy lost money to this person because money was scattered all over the street and

So we decided oh, we got some time to gale since we went to the wrong location And we now have an hour to kill before our next appointment So we went into his juice bar To get juice. What was the name of the bar? What was the name of the juice? Served here. Yeah, it's like juice served here. I think it was the name of it. That is not the name of the place I think it's called juice served here or juice sir That's a name anyway, it was a very pretentious juice bar in LA. I'm sure you can picture it, right?

You don't have just a sign in the building. I know, but the problem with this one is because it would have infuriated you because Gavin and I figured out they don't make any juice there. They just have coolers with the bottles of juice in it. So then you order up the menu and a guy literally turns around, opens a cooler, picks the bottle juice out and hands it to you. And it's like a human vending machine.

This sounds so stupid. And they were missing a whole bunch of stuff because they're like, Oh, shipment hasn't come in yet of our bottles. So what can you make it? It's like, we don't make it. Yeah, what do you mean? Juices served here. Juices are made here. You want juice made here across town. Oh, we're in aprons and like they look, they're like, butchered block and everything. Like it's this huge production, but they're just handing you juice. Yeah, and then you have to tip them.

What do you want Barbara? Let's do some There it is try it the real robbery was inside the store. Yeah, it's called juice served here I mean very emphasis on this is a little lumpy. I'm not gonna serve you this one. Oh, thanks. No, it's fine Let's go. Don't work it out You have a lot more batter to go through. John made a shake it up for you. It's the expert you tell me that I Got it. I got it. Be involved so you saw a robbery and then it's something else happened you were gonna say oh So anyway, so Sophie was coming to LA and then she made the mistake of telling me that she had a couple extra days of vacation so after the trip she was going to take her vacation and I was like, go where you guys going to go because you're in LA you can fly just about anywhere in the world, whack me

up on that bus, anywhere from the hub and she goes, oh no, we're just going to be vacation in Los Angeles for four or five days and I would not let that go because Los Angeles for four or five days, and I would not let that go because Los Angeles is not a vacation destination Yeah, beach like Santa Monica who's going to she was not going to be good I know The LA area okay, why don't you go and see the Hollywood science a tourist place in it? So I kept giving your grief on Facebook and everywhere about like LA not being a vacation destination If you go to LA for vacation, you're really, you've done something wrong. You are a travel snob, my friend.

I love you. I love you. You're a lost angel, this is for you. Maybe you're here, but for everyone else in the world, LA is a real... Yeah, you did that for you at that point. What's the call? Let me see this. Would you ever go to Dallas for vacation?

And Dallas is not LA. And no one would know. You're a snob. No, it's a weird, different level. I'm a refined snob than you, but you're still a fucking stop The same at all Dallas is not a destination. Can you imagine though? It's like I got four days of vacation better get up the fucking So she's vacationing in LA She has a big vacation but I won't let it go to keep her ridicule about it And she's like, will you please just drop it the moment our trip is over and she starts a vacation

She walks back to her car and I've been broken into and all over stuff So I was like, oh my god, it was like I felt so bad. We all thought so bad. Including her and her boyfriend's laptop. Yeah Both working murdering so much sweetly night. You know, like that is I know I don't leave my stuff in my car ever And they both work in murdering so much. It's so sweetly naive though. Like that is just, I know. I don't leave my stuff in my car ever. They also rented a car, but not from like a normal rental place. They said it was like a very cheap, shitty rental car that kept turning RV and B and

breaking down. Yeah, it's like the discount rental car. We did that in the early days of Rift your teeth. Remember the name of that place? There was like a really shady, a lion's, or something like that. We once rented a car with no license plates. Do you remember that?

No. It was like a black Chrysler 300 and it had no license plates. And they were like, here's your car. And we're like, shouldn't it have license plates in there? Yeah. That's what you're eating. You're making a lot on the floor, boy.

It was like, that's like a fucking crime car. Yeah. We could have gotten committed to any crime logic. I just lying. Such a shame. I felt so bad for her. So she, when you're just starting out at vacation, she just doesn't deserve that. I know.

Yeah, really sucks. Do you think it's the same person who stole the tip jar? No, I've been funny. She like marked her. Following us around. Don't lap tops at you. Caster and got it. Yeah.

We were witnesses. We looked our stuff in the car because we couldn't get into the hotel. Yep, it's a pain in the ass. Like check out time is they kick you the fuck out of the hotel at nine in the morning or whatever. You know, they're like, get out, get out, get out. And then you can't check in until three. What are they doing with that hotel room for six hours? What are they doing? How bullshit? It's like six hours clean hotel. We have to clean every room at all at the cycle through the whole hotel, all the occupied rooms. Now, I think I figured that shit out.

That's all wrong. It's all wrong. It is. There's like a window of time where it's pointless arriving anywhere. Also, afternoon. Are we at the point now where like all travel to is like everything's sold out?

Remember when you should get on a plane? It was like one third of the seats are empty. Now they got people sitting on each other's shoulders. That's like, what have they done, Gus, in the last few years, that has completely changed the algorithm. He's seeking out. Yeah. I mean, the airlines used to always clear their privacy as well.

It seemed like airlines were in bankrupt every year or two. But you have not heard about that again in like 15 years. Do you think this is more or less interesting than the grammar conversation? No, we always bitch about travel somehow. But it's so if youginning your stallions, there's stuff stolen, and thereby proving me right. So that's why a lot of people get stuff from me.

That doesn't prove you right. That doesn't prove you right. I heard there was a non-solved crime in New York last year. Oh, yeah, because people never get their shit stolen in New York, right, Bernie? I would, I would listen. I, I, vacation is, is supposed to be in a nice place. Not hellholes like Los Angeles and New York.

It's a state of mind, Bernie. Vacation, you can have vacation in a nice place not hellhole Like Vacation you can vacation your back I have vacation Austin. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, and I would fucking make one of you for that and I would be justified in making fun of you Vacation. What's the definition of vacation? I think it's different for you because you're from a good question Does it yeah? Well, there is no definition? You submit to me on a subjective basis And I let you know whether or not it's a vacationer. That's it. I mean, be rigid. I will not submit to me on a subjective basis and I let you know whether or not a vacation That's it. I mean, you're legit. I will not submit to you I will judge your your plans don't you 50 shades of gray me that is Thank you is Mexico vacation. Yes, why though? It's a vacation. Wait, which part of Mexico?

Well, I'm saying it's a lot closer to here than, you know, vacation is taking off of work or whatever responsibilities you have and like chilling. Yeah, that's why it's called vacation test. All right, you guys are taking this away too. So the weekend is a vacation. No, hell yeah, it is. No, it's not because that's you're not typically working on the weekend. Like you're you still speak for yourself.

I mean, I said typically. We'll leave about. I work all day. You're still like participating in the routine. You need to interrupt that in some way, shape, or form. That's why when you take days off, it's called vacation time, vacation days. You have paid vacation a weekend.

I don't take vacation. Well, that's your own fault. Yes, you do. No, the last time you took a vacation. Yeah, you spent some time in England. That was a vacation. That was me getting a visa. No, you hung out a little. That was hung out because they have a passport. There you go. Force vacation. Yeah. You think I took vacation days for that? That was work. Should have big vacation probably. Have you really never taken vacation time, guys? No, have you?

Yeah, of course. You're taking vacation? You go to the UK all the time. Y'all right now? Yeah, do you like Christmas? Yeah, we have jobs in the UK. I'm going to bring it up again. I'm telling everyone about this.

You can fly to Japan right now to Tokyo from Dallas, or Houston for $500 damn dollars. But why don't you go to Tokyo and take vacation in Dallas and hang out there? That's true. Come on, they got the round restaurant. Spins around. So we can bring- So we can bring-

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they don't assign me a seat when they go on a trip. You're gonna meet your son, you're gonna see, don't wanna do. Yeah they do. They at the gate, they've assigned me seats. I don't like that. I hate that. I hate that. They got great in flight safety video.

Oh, we need your travel base. So Michael's like really into the Delta world. every time he flies I ask him if you see me He is not seeing you. I don't think that is anymore questionable tweet. Did I can I talk about the question? So beckom made a questionable tweet by questionable you mean really shit I will say I felt like it was a questionable. I saw where she was coming from. I was yeah, cuz you're a woman That's why you get it. This is not a tweet that a guy wants to read. Don't let all of you talk in my ghost mode. I've never said anything to me.

And he calls me out on tweets all the time. I'm busy. So if it bothered him, he would have said something. So the tweet, I'm going to paraphrase here. Okay. Let's see. I'm curious to hear what your paraphrase is. This is Becca tweeting.

She said, I can't believe there was ever a time in my life when I dated assholes who didn't treat me well just because they were hot. Did I get assholes who didn't treat me well, just because they were hot. Did I get it? Or don't date guys just because they're hot. Don't do that. It's weird to think that there was a time in my life

when I dated stupid asshole guys just because they were hot. Yeah. Right. That's a questionable tweet. It's not questionable at all. That's an absolute, yeah, haven't questionable tweet. What's questionable about it? I mean, I'd say it's questionable

because you're currently with a guy. This is it. And it's like. But ladies, question is a pair. Or man, get your guy. There we go. There we go.

That's, yeah. Michael's the whole complete package. And he's a vegetarian. You'll tweet suggests that you'll with, there it is. Well, you left there's only 140 characters. Oh, wow, y'all are fucking so weird. So we're the same time when I dated

the dumbest shazies in the world. So we're the same time When I dated, dumb ass shesies, propped and everything, damn. I think I might have gotten closer to you to what you did. No, not questionable at all. Absolutely. If you're a dude, if Esther wrote that, to eat, you wouldn't be like, what is she saying? Oh, why, does it imply that you're not hot?

That's what it implies. Excluded from that conversation all together. I would say that it does imply that Michael's not hot, but also, who cares if that is the case? Who cares if Michael's not hot? Well, I mean, Michael's fucking gorgeous. He's a little kitty pack. All right, so would you rather be hot?

Mm-hmm. Yes, maybe it. Or smart. Hot? Hot and nice or smart? Hot because if you're hot, you don't know that you're not smart when you're smart You know you're not hot listen Bernie is a hot and smart person. Go ahead I know I feel like you can't really make money with nice

I can make money with hot and smart. I told you that you can't have friends Well nice doesn't we're all Americans here and them too. There's no selling points in Nice, apart from like, What? Yeah, in like the business world. I do some ungodue to her nice. Nice guys finished last and everyone knows that. Did some ego dudes who are nice. Nice guys finished first because they're not usually with a woman.

Also Michael's funny and tough. See there is Barb. He's trying. He's stuck. I'm not kidding. Let's a nice thing. That's a nice thing. That's a nice thing. That's a nice thing. That's a nice thing. That's a nice thing. Let me read this thing here.

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I mean, press how many people have french fries on demand? Well, that do. I do like the dinosaur. I do like the cookie jar. Also, not gonna lie. I kind of really want eggs right now. Well, good to hear that line. Good looking egg.

We're not living under the false pretence. We're not wanting eggs. That one had potential. I just had to get it out there Okay, that one had potential But I've got to get I got to disqualified because only one grape was on the thing What no they had a bunch of a grapes How many were on the pancake? Oh, I mean they were in the vicinity of the pancake no

It's just grapes on the side. I mean a massive grapes if people have in their hands or a really tiny pancake You really don't get a sense that what the grape. That what says are T though. Are you, is that extra bonus points? No. Barb, if you're trying to do this, do you have French fries in your house? Chips. I do, because Aaron came over and brought frozen French fries

because he made homemade big Macs one time. Okay. Do you make a big Mac? What? You have French fries in your house? I don't know how to make the stuff. I might, I have a good deep freeze in the garage. I ain't even gonna point that. I'm a good boy. Oh, did you? I'm a good old to make this place. I might. I have like a deep freeze in the garage. I hate this one.

I hate this one. Oh, did you? I'm a huge old man, come on. I know. I made a bunch of shit. The secret freezer is probably one of the best things. You see a secret freezer? Yeah.

Get a freezer. Put it in the garbage. I usually don't have a French fries though. I don't tend to buy those for myself. So do you just know Eva eat meat? Eva. I don't know. I eat meat all the time.

You cook meat at home? No. It's not for Michael. Yeah, like for lunch. Like in secret. No, I mean, it's never been I think like have you ever been like with him intimately and then you did a meatbub? Answer the question. Yeah. And did he throw up? It's a regular question. Yeah, like I mean he doesn't really, I mean I think he'd be more pissed off just at the burp in general. He doesn't really, I mean, I think you'd be more pissed off just at the burp in general.

He doesn't care about the contents of the burp. Yes, I burp in your face that would have set you Gavin. Yeah, do you ever burp in your significant others as faces? No, I should have. If she put it to my face, I wouldn't be annoyed there. I burp in Aaron's face all the time. Just respectful. Not on purpose.

We just have to be that close to us. You're in the proximity of his face and you burp. If I'm near Aaron to you're in the proximity of his face and you're birth if I'm near Aaron I'm in the proximity of his face. Yes, we do we do go for sneezes sometimes try and get the other one with the sneeze pretty funny It's like just doused them. I was with somebody never from the nose always from the mouth without naming names I was with somebody once and they farted on my leg and dead It felt like a horse trying to eat an apple on my lap. So it felt like, wait, like the butt cheeks were like, the abs cracked. I have so much relaxed in the crack.

Yeah, we were spooning. I was blocking the path. How do I think of that? A couple of months. Yeah, there you go. I think of air, feel like much. It was the movement of everything. Do I guess everything seems to be? Oh my God.

Okay. That's what it felt like. That's interesting. Of course, I started laughing and woke her up. That's a great way to describe it. Not naming names. A horse trying to move. Not naming names.

Is that another entry I see there? That's amazing. Kill me. Well, that one's very clever. So the damn egg isn't on there. Is it a hard boil in? Was that mouth and accident I want to know? No, that one's very clever. But the damn egg isn't on there. Is it a hard boiled egg? Well that mouth and accident I want to know. That's a chip.

Oh, it's the wrong kind of chip. Like the eyes of all gamie teeth. It's like, Can you guess the best word you use, Bernie? Yeah. Hey, you got it from Gavin. Oh my good stuff comes from Gavin. Did you not get that from your other British friends?

Are you light way better than the best British friend? I have a question for you guys. She has British friends. Yeah, I do. And neighbors, they live next door. I mean, I just, I see them all the time. There's British people living awesome that aren't Gavin. I know.

Yeah, I've never found one, but apparently. You met them. You met Vicky. Yeah, whatever. Which one? What do you guys fart and you're sitting in a chair? Does your fart ever get caught like within your balls? No, like it gets stuck in girls with gynas.

Yeah, that happens. That doesn't happen to dudes. Like, fur to get caught in my vagina, let's all the time. I can't. I can't. This I've heard about this, and I can't imagine it. Mine like bubble up through the butt.

Yeah, it was came out. It was like, Segway to a sponsor from that one, guys. Yeah. Bubble out, labia. What would the balls be there? I'm looking at my notes by the way. I'm not checking my front. Check my notes.

You're kind of sweating like that. Damn, my bulls are way in front of my anus. No, so have you ever sat on your bulls by accident? Oh yeah, that's all I do. I feel like I assumed the guys always sat on their bulls. Yeah, me too. It's very specific situations like getting on a bike from behind. That's how I did it.

It's like hell. Where the bulls just like sprained the scene. Just like, I hurt myself getting in my car. Where were we doing? You said you sat on your elbow. I sat on my elbow. I swear my elbow, we were shooting. It's impossible.

We were shooting million dollars button L.A. And my elbow hurt and they said, what's wrong with the elbow guy? I sat on it. And it's true, I sat on my elbow. And I can't even- No, it's like trying. It's not easy to do. I was getting into my car and I just like backed it.

I was on the phone, I backed in butt first, but I like everything went in at the same time and my elbow got caught on the steering wheel and then my full way to my body jammed it on, sat on it, jammed it in the steering wheel. So I sat on my elbow, I hurt my elbow. I'm fine by the way, I know it seems worried, I'm fine. You look fine, thank fine. You look fine.

Thank you. You look great. I feel like that's gonna be a bigger dude sort of thing. I feel like if I squashed my elbow, it wouldn't hurt. It was the way I hit it. You know how to hit your elbow? You get that, that, that, that. The funny bone.

Yeah, you didn't. Did Michael throw something at your elbow and off to other or something? Yeah, Michael, I have to avoid Michael when he's absolutely hammered because it's like the terminate. He sees me and he looks for things to throw at me Hmm. How'd your Mario party go? Oh long four four hours Fifteen from start to the end. Yeah, we took a few breaks to like save the file. We didn't want to record all on my phone

Are you gonna call it 50 turnies? No I'm gonna see if I have any other notes. I, I, you all spoiled it though. I saw screenshots of the, uh, the file. No, that was a different game. Oh, that was a different one. No, the, the win is not.

Oh, when the post it was screenshot, I think they played Mario Party this weekend. Uh, like on it, like her and Andy and Michael got it. Did you guys read about the Huffington post blogger who cheated on the marathon? No, no, the one that like took a bike. Yeah, that's crazy Post blogger who cheated on the marathon? No. Oh, the one that took a bike. Yeah, that was crazy. She cheated on the marathon and there's a guy who apparently somewhere in the world is a marathon detective

and he is hobbyist to like break down people's race times and their splits. I bet he drives down with a GoPro pointing in a passenger. I don't think he was there. I think he just like got the, you know, because everything has all the data everywhere. And he was showing how her mile time rapidly decreased over the course of the race. Like towards the end, she had her last like two or three miles, she ran away faster, which nobody does that in a marathon. Nobody.

And it was crazy because she cut the course at the end. She placed second, I believe. She accepted the medal, the end. She placed second, I believe. She accepted the metal everything everything was great then she went home and re-did the entire course again on a bike so that she would have the GPS data showing that she had done the actual full course and turned that in I guess to something or posted that online and The guy used that to figure it out as well, put it together all this data, called her on it. And she's like, I'm a huge liar. Yes, I am a huge liar.

And she's a gain from that. I feel like he's poison. I'm even comparing a goddamn marathon. You got to put your body to its limit. Right. What? And she's for the attention. I'm also Becca as a guy who can't run five miles She ran 23 miles and then cut the end of the course. It's like you ran 23 miles

I'm like you're there already. Yeah, I just like do it. Just take one big step and you're done If I run 23 miles, I'm not cutting the course. I'm like gonna crawl into a coffin. You can just bury me right there. What's the brothers you've run? Yeah, I can't look him right there. What's the purpose you've run? Who are you talking to? Yeah, I can't look at you. So it's like, I run a, you like in a row, like not, they're just like in one session. I've run seven miles in one session,

I run like, I've run five miles in a row with no stopping the wall. I don't know who knows, I don't even know. We didn't, it was not a spritz. I don't know who you did that interesting. Yo yo, I'll cover some ground ground on that you must have got it No, the place where I ran the most was the China in the amusement park I ran it back and forth across the amusement park like eight times right all the way around the world

I did all the way around the stupid fucking world in that place You ran so far away. We know it's the world Gus So I want to look this huffing and post like I heard apology was just like It was almost like she was happy to be apologizing in a weird way. Because the stress was that. Just really have to be freed from the lie. Yeah, she created.

She unmarried. I think she just wanted to own up to it as fast as possible, so it didn't get out of control maybe. That's my presumption. I run a cut cheating in Fort Lauderdale race. You gotta read this, it's crazy. And she has her apology online, I won't read it here, but it was just like, she ever was like, and then of course, I made a haircut cheating in Fort Lauderdale race. You gotta read this, it's crazy. And she has her apology online, I won't read it here, but it was just like, see everyone was like,

and then of course, I made a horrible choice at the Fort Lauderdale, look, oh, she was a half-marathon. At the Fort Lauderdale half marathon on Sunday, February 20th. I wasn't feeling well, so I cut the course in all capital letters and headed to the finish line. I got swept away in the moment, and I pretended I ran the entire course, when in fact I cheated

all capitals and should have been disqualified or should have disqualified myself and it's just like why not just stop the race why yeah why just stop you like I'm not in the moment I mean yeah I'm gonna I'm just gonna walk now she wouldn't back got on a bike I feel like people probably cheat in marathons and half-marathons all the time why did she become the one to be investigated? Also, who fucking cares? Right. If you're a four-lotterdale half marathon. The person you got third is pretty awesome. Well, I'm gonna cry.

Alright, let's wrap this up. Alright, thanks for watching, everybody. We'll see you guys with some pancakes again next year. Bye. I'll show you what you say. That was an always sunny. Do you like apples? Example. Together in trepethosts,

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