Rooster Teeth Podcast - Raccoon Cup Save - #608

Episode Date: August 4, 2020

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I'm Andrew. And I'm Chris and I'm Gus. Andrew, I just saw your legally, I just saw your legally cleared background art sign. I love it. You know, I wanted to put something on the wall. It's like, you know what, I want to get, I want to have something that's, uh, that's not controversial for any reason. And there we go. You get people, you get people a little taste of, uh, of your home life.

They get people behind the curtain and see what makes Andrew tick. Oh, it's that fading right there. Everything in Andrew's house is legal. Except for the cocaine. Entirely not legal. Oh, no, it's, it's the cocaine. It is entirely not legal. Oh, no, it's legal cocaine. I got the legal kind.

Yeah, yeah. I got my card. I bought a beer yesterday that I think was very divisive among people. I was very excited. I went to the liquor store or I guess I bought it the other day on Saturday. I went to the liquor store and I saw that they had a beer I'd never seen before and it was a sour pickle beer. And I immediately texted Eric Bedouard and Jordan Swears and I told them and they both, yeah, they both were disgusted. And I couldn't believe that people wouldn't want to

try this beer. So I posted an Instagram photo of it and asked people if they would want to drink the beer. And the overwhelming majority of people I think did not want to drink the beer. Oh, I used to prize. I've found the place like when I saw this beer in the store, I literally inside of my mask said, Oh my God. Just just breathe, Guthy. Just breathe, Guthy. Just just relax. You got this. Just breathe, just breathe, just breathe,

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Yeah. It's delicious. If you like pickled juice, it tastes just like pickled juice. Now, that's not a sponsor. But I wouldn't buy it. Why does it look like Gus that you'll lit from the waist down? I'm lit from the waist down.

After that berry will be. The lights up. Not his. The lights up there. I guess it's because you got the colors at the bottom. Yeah, and I got colored light. What? It's funny.

I'm drinking. Barry Ginger alcoholic kombucha. Good God. It's go wild. Explain that to a caveman. By the way, this is English. Also, this is a fucking berry kibbutja. Do you have the night raker up behind you?

I do. I've got the night raker poster right back over here. Oh, nice. I got get me one. Yeah, really. I really like it. It's really high quality, super like thick paper. Also not an ad, but I just like it. I's really high quality super like thick paper. Also not an ad, but I just like I think it was a good drawing of me. That's that's how I measure how good art is is by how thick the format that it's put on is sticks out. Yeah, like it's really good. So like some a painting that's been painted on top of a painting is better than the original.

Oh, so much better. It just sticks out more. What about what? Look at that one of the of the woman who restored that famous painting. That one's way better than the original. What about like I don't think I've laughed harder maybe in my life. Okay, I can recall recall about a handful of times where I almost passed out from laughing.

One was when I saw Jack Astu in the theater. That's the hardest I've ever laughed in a movie ever and it's not even close. Maybe second right underneath that was the first time I saw that piece of art, the fresco that the woman decided to fix, to take it upon herself to fix, I was crying laughing for probably an hour. Like, I don't, it's so funny.

And I feel like I'd never heard of the original anyway. I feel like that made it way more famous than it ever was. I would rather have the new one. Yeah, like you would make it a trip. You would go see the new one before you never would have heard of original painting. You just another pay random anonymous painting. Now it's famous for all the wrong reasons.

Can we make sure of it up again? I know we will see it. I'm just so good. I'm crying now, thinking about it. I mean, can you imagine the, the, the, the level of confidence you have to have to see a painting that needs to be restored and be like I've never painted in my life. I can do this. I think I can do this. How old is this?

Nine hundred? Nine hundred? Ah, I got this. This is fine. I got to send like shit in my handbag here. We get... I just, I wonder because you know at some point during that painting it, and that was like, oh, this is not as going as well. I'm not as good at painting as I assume, but the only way out is through, we're already too much into this. Just stop now. Maybe no one will notice.

I have a friend of mine who she had, it's an ex of hers. Now she had a boyfriend who was like supremely confident about everything he did. And I remember once like I guess he decided, similarly he decided he wanted to try painting. So he bought like a canvas and some paint and painted something. And literally was like, I'm good at everything I do. This painting is amazing. And I saw, saw it was like no, I mean really I don't know where this confidence is coming from Good on you for trying it's a great first painting, but I wouldn't paint that and be like oh yeah, I got this I'm done

Confident person too, but even I'm like you got it. You got to understand when you're something's not your thing. Oh, man. That's, oh, that's, one of the, one of the best, like, just characters across, like, all media is just the, the person with unearned confidence. It's just, it's a great, it's a great personality trait for like instant comedy. It's just add-e great it's a great personality trait for like instant comedy. It's just add under and confidence and you like

Well Generate tons of tons of yucks your your zaph brandigans your neon Joe werewolf hunters And the like it's just yeah, it's a great personality trait for a complete buffoon Oh, yeah, because everyone knows someone like that you can easily be you can easily relate to that We're like you that you know you've had to work with someone like that. You can easily be, you can easily relate to that. We're like, either you know, you've had to work with someone like that. You're like, oh my god, like I just evoked something in the pit of your stomach that makes you like either want to laugh or cry. Uh, I see.

Why are we into your poster? Yeah, I see some people in chat arguing and I felt like, by the way, if you have an account on RISD.com, when we stream live on Mondays, we keep up chat arguing and I felt like I'll by the way if you have an account on RISD.com When we stream live on Mondays, we keep up with chat and I got chat on a window right over here I'll do it as live. Yeah, you can argue with this live people were arguing about why the night rigger poster looks correct But my parasite poster is backwards Yeah, why is that? Someone sent me a community member sent me this parasite poster.

It's one that they used in the theater. And I guess it's one that normally is intended to be put into a light box and they illuminate it from the back. So as a result, they print both sides of it to make the colors richer. But I didn't have a light box to mount it in. So I just mounted it backwards. Oh. You could always put a mirror next to it. I could also just mount it on the other side, because the other side has printed correctly.

It's kind of like it was backwards. I could just get a light box, because the color's slightly different on the backside. I guess to match up with the way it's supposed to look on the front, but I decided it was cool. Yeah, I felt bad because the person who sent it to me sent it to the office and I think it arrived to the office on March 25th, which is the day after we started working from home. Oh, yeah So it's sat in the office for months before finally I got cleared to be able to go in and pick up my mail and I picked it up a

couple of weeks ago and it's been waiting to mount it. That we should have sort of poster of you in blood fest in the in the in the car like just a screenshot from that. Yeah. I would have that or like a director's a director's cut of the movie poster and I'm in the poster as well. Chris, you're listening. Oh, go ahead, Kevin. Well, you were just listening some stories to us before we started and we would

try to tell you whether we'd heard them before or not. And I hadn't heard of them, but that was one that was just mental. Absolutely. Yes. Well, I have like anytime I think of a story or something happens or I'm like, oh, I don't think I've told that I'll podcast. I'll write it down. Yeah. We just heard like the titles, like the headlines.

Yeah. I don't know what the headlines are. The one you are talking. Yeah. I'll read through a couple. This week's Chris News. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no because we have to hear them. Like, I don't wanna just hear the lead and then not hear the story. All right.

Electrified car from fence. I didn't tell that one, huh? I don't know that one. I think so. And then there was a leg hair bleach story. I think I told that one. I think we've had that one. Yeah, and then

Wait, where did it get out? This one just says let us on my dick from Chipotle. That was the one What does that mean? I'm trying to remember I Wrote down lettuce on my dick from Chipotle and you don't remember what the story is I think it's I think what it was I Think what happened was I Was going to the bathroom I peed and then when I was like finished peeing I looked on my dick and I saw this weird green growth

and I freaked out like what is that? And I started like, you just see something weird and green like on your penis that looks like it's like rotted off and I was freaking out. And then I realized I was at Chipotle and had let us on my hand had gotten on my dick when I was peeing and then it got stuck to my dick and it was just lettuce. So that I think that's that story. You know that universal experience of looking down and

seeing something green on your dick that that that thing that we all have come to know it's so much so that it's kind of passe at this moment. We don't freak out because it happens so often. I just like remember't remember it. You were like, oh, this could be, this could be what a three things. I'm not quite sure. Well, there was a, it was like flowing from your shaft skin. It looked like skin. It looks like skin. Like, like a green growth or something. It's lettuce. And then, I mean, and also, as I was sure, if it was, I told the story about the time I thought I had an STD. I think I told that one, right? Oh, I don't remember. Did you, did you, did you shag a burio, Chris?

I think, I might be, I told them, I was open. I'll just say, there's one time in college and I'd, I might be, I told them, I'm always open. I'll just say, there's one time in college and I had a minutes girl that fooled around. We didn't even have sex. There was just other stuff. And a couple days later, I, like, some red on my penis, like I was like, oh no, like, I think I got herpes. And I was like, you know, I like message her.

I was like, did you, did you know? Like, why didn't you tell me? And I was like, you know, I like message her is like, did you, did you know? Like, why didn't you tell me? And I was like, you get tested first. You just went straight in. Well, I was just like, I wasn't like trying, I was just asking like, hey, is there something, you know, like, and she's like, well, I didn't know. Love a lot. I was like, well, I'll go get it looked at, but I don't, I mean, from all my internet sleuth. And then, and then so then I go to the like the student clinic and and I was like, yeah,

I think I got her piece and she's like, all right, let me see. And I pull down my pants and she's like, where? I'm like, you know, right there. Past the lettuce. But, and then, and then, and then she's like, oh, that's not her piece. And I was like, well, what is it? And then she's like, well, I don't know, like, what have you been doing? I mean, you've been doing anything with your penis recently. I was like, I was like, well, I masturbate. I mean, she's like, well, how often? I was like, I don't know, like four times a day.

It's summer, you know, like. It's summer. Going on. And she's like, I think you just need to like, masturbate less or you split more to the moon or something like that. You just get in shape. I'm trying to get up.

It's either herpes or I'm sure it's in it. I'm gonna go. This is why you need a full skin. You're gonna go red roll without one. I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for coolant. Okay. But I just fucking relax. So you just plowed yourself raw.

Yes, I guess. And then that was a weird, I mean, it felt, I was glad whenever I was able to message the girl, hey, false alarm. But then I felt dumb being like, my bad, like twice, or four times, I guess. But yeah. So I thought maybe it's like something on my dick

that could have been in that story. But think I how how how old were you? Well, how old were you at that point? I don't know 19 that tracks. I feel like that's That's a foreign a day. That's quite high, I would say yeah, well, it's not like every day and also was you know, it was summer you know, it was summer. I was just saying it was summer defense. And I wouldn't say like for every day, I was just like, you know, couple days go by and nothing going on. You said you were averaging four a day, so if you didn't, one day you have to eat the next day.

No, okay, I'm saying like it was probably an average between two and four. Okay. I think in that particular time period, I think it had been more than normal. Did you have like a schedule or anything? Like off the lunch, you would always do it. No, no, no. But, you know, I think it was definitely a morning night thing

and then, you know, if you're just at home. Yeah, this morning, you know, afternoon, evening night. Yeah. After lunch. Brunch afternoon evening night. Yeah. After lunch. Brunch. Before now. Yeah.

In the yard, walking the dog. You know, you know, you know how you have a celebratory, like post-wank-wank, you know, when you're like, oh man, that was really good. I should celebrate that with a other. Well, I think also, a lot of times, you can do, it's like, when you have stuff you have to do you're like I can't concentrate I actually jerk off so I can focus Right you get that you get that post-coital clarity The thing is you get sleepy and then you fall asleep and you wake up from a nap and you're like oh gotta get back to work

Oh man, I just can't focus I was so good of just going to sleep Yeah, but. Then it's a vicious cycle because every time you, yeah. And then you got a waste of, I just time go into the doctor. Yeah. It's always weird pulling your knob out in front of a stranger at the doctor. Mm-hmm. As a doctor, you have to doctor.

I should be like I should specify it that it was the doctor, but it's always like. Like I had to get my balls checked once so I was like. No need to show the entire thing. I'll just hold up. You know the John Thomas let the balls hang and she's like. You have to let go of the entire thing because you can't see how they hang. And then it just came even worse because now I'd like, built it up. So I just let it go and it swung down.

Like, obviously like this. I mean, I wish I would hope that you would have gone at least like, ta-da. Like, so, so, so, it's too weird. But it's always like, there's always this weird modesty that you have in front of a doctor still, even though this you buy it's what is that is treated like Yeah, well, I think it the overbed horn from price of ride playing in the waiting room you can hear But it's also like you know some people are showers, some are growers, you know, and

so you want to put your best foot forward, even if it's a doctor, you know. Man, so why? I don't know. Oh, you mean, you're talking about those doctor conferences where all they do is dish about all like the genitalia of all their patients Well, they They they they go to international waters where the Hippocratic oath means nothing They made on fucking Richard Branson's yacht and they all just dish this share pictures

Have you or had your your bo ballets checked by a doctor? But oh no oh yeah, oh yeah asshole. Yep. Yeah, my yeah my balls. I don't know about my but hole You gotta get a you gotta get a colonoscopy Chris. You gotta get that GI GI track check I mean you're normally don't need them until later unless they have a reason to do it But you start you're at the age where you're going to start getting your prostate checked within the next few years. You're going to be like 40 though, aren't you? Yeah, that's the next few years for him, isn't it?

That's fair. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you know it, Chris. Although, other if you're whacking off four times a day, that like really, you start putting those numbers up again. You won't have to get a check. Cause I think it was like, if you masturbate, like every, at least every day, like it reduces your chance of prostate cancer by like 60% or something like insane. Whoa, yeah.

Yeah. It's healthy. It's for the, it's for your, yeah. Yeah. It's healthy. It's for the, it's for your own good. Yeah. We always taught at school to check your bollocks for lumps. Never. I think it's one of the things that's like been told but not like enforced.

Enforced? What do you think they did at school, Chris? Did you think they sent you home work and made you tell them? I was just saying like, I feel like it's like, yeah, you want to check for lumps, but it was never something that, it's time. Like, go do it. I was like a suggestion. When I was in college, they would hang little placards on the shower heads in the bathrooms with a little graphic showing you how to inspect your own testicle, statistical, or that's smart.

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Yeah, and they'd make other ones. It would be like early memes, wouldn't it? Yeah, yeah and they And they'd make other ones it would be like early memes, wouldn't it? Yeah. Yeah. And they, uh, they shut down, but then they're back now, right? Like they shut down like last year or two years ago. And I think they lost a lot of their old archives, but I think they relaunched and they're back as something different now. Yeah, that was some weird stuff on there. Yeah. I remember that was, it was like one that, because it was pretty much just a screenshot with some music looping. That was one that was just like, it was like the Guinness Book of Guinness World Records website and it was like highest fatalities in a terrorist attack and it was

like a picture of 9-11 and then below it it says, do you think you can beat this and they had the website for like submitting an application because I guess they just had that on all their records, but didn't remove it from that. Oh my god. Oh, that was so nice. It was so cool. Like challenging people. Yeah.

Yeah. Wow. And I think the music they played over it was Tarzan Boy. Just on a loop. Boom. Good god. I remember just what looking at loop us is like what was going on who made this unbelievable. That was like early 2000s probably. Yeah, I remember for a while,

Jeff and I wanted to make a competitor website. We should like making tons of websites. We want to make a competitor website for you of the man now dog called what's in the box.com. Because you're the man now dog was like that, quote from that movie with, who was in it? Sean Connery and a kid and he's like, finding Forester, maybe. Find Forester.

But you're the man now dog. You're all the man now. What's in the box, of course, from the end of 7? We thought it was another equally quotable line. Probably more quotable. Oh, I don't know. Oh, wait, wait, wait more quotable. Like you're the man now, like, I feel like that, that, like, got kind of like the,

it was just, it got, uh, ironic attention because it's so like got kind of like the, it was just it got ironic attention because it's so like kind of weirdly who cares in that movie, but like elevating it, elevating it to this like weird cult status. It did make me watch that movie. It was in the trailer, right? Was it? What's the meaning of that?

Yeah, that's only because I've never seen that movie but I know that's from find your force and I've only ever seen the trailers or must have been from there it's like a Sean Connery's a famous writer who only wrote like one book but then there's a kid who figures out where that it's he's the writer and then trains under him trains what prompts him to say the man now dog he was writing really good he was writing, he was on a roll. I think that's it. No, he was writing very well.

Yeah, it's, uh, I welcome to the finding forster cast, the only podcast. Finding forster in 20 years. I'm going to read you the story story the plot summary here from IMDB because of scoring exceptionally high on a statewide standardization standardized exam and being an exceptionally good basketball player Jamal Wallace is central prestigious preps school in Manhattan he soon befriends the reclusive writer William Forrester that's it

all right so weird I feel like if they re-released the movie and just call it your the man now dogs more people would see it. Probably. It could be like on the box, finding Forester, then under it like the creators of your the man now dog. Or it would be like that. What was that Tom Cruise movie where they just made the slogan? Dyrins for Pete. Yeah, Rinsdirapit. Yeah.

Rinsdirapit. Or live die repeat. That was it. What was what was what was the ritual title of the movie? It was a tomorrow. It's a tomorrow. It's a trip. Yeah, but they want to call it the day after tomorrow, which is a totally

different movie. Is that the one where the atmosphere falls down and everything free? Yeah, that's right. That's that's the movie where cold moves linearly. Like cold freezing cold. Chases people around corners. It's yeah, but not just like freezing stuff in a torrent. Yeah, exactly. That wasn't good. Was it? No, exactly. That wasn't good, was it? No, no. No. But just like one of those dumb movies you go to and just like eat popcorn and laugh at.

Disaster movies, I feel like there hasn't been a good one or there hasn't been one in a while. Like just a natural 2012 was probably. Yeah, right. I think 2012 was the last one I was. There was that earthquake one with the rock where you see skydress. Oh, no, a Santa Drase still on the thing. Oh, you're right. Yeah, Santa Drase. I never saw that. I did see skyscraper and I didn't think it was that good.

Nah, I mean, here's, I feel like it had all the makings to be good. Like it had all the ingredients, but like they, I don't know, baked it outside. It just like sucked. It just like had everything that could have been good, but it was really, really underwhelmed. Yeah, I think it just, it took itself really seriously, and I was not, it was not expecting that, because I feel like the Rob does a lot of tongue and cheek shit that you cheer at whenever he's on the screen. And in that, there was just nothing, there was no funny. No, they played it, they played it so straight. That was, that's it, they played it so straight,

there was nothing kind of winky and fun about it. That, yeah, they played it completely, this is a serious action adventure movie that takes place in a skyscraper. It's just taking the best parts of die hard and just kind of recycling them, but in a non-fun, campy way. Yeah, boo, boo, errands.

There was also, sorry, speaking of disaster movies, there was one I feel like that came out two or three years ago, by the way, this could have been like November of last year. That was, I who the fuck knows anymore, but it was like, it came out to no fanfare. It was that like satellites could control the weather. And then someone turns the satellites against us.

Yeah. And I think it's got like, a jarred butt-lerinitor or something. Yes. And like, Geostorm. Geostorm. Yes.

I thought of that. Yeah, Geostorm. It came out last summer, I think. Oh, I watched that tonight. Yeah. Yeah. Gio Storm, yes. Like a mood.

It's like, hey, think of a title for this movie. You have five seconds starting two seconds ago. Oh, Gio Storm. There. Got it done. October 2017. That was so long. It was almost three years ago. I've got to have done. October 2017. That was so long.

It was almost three years ago. I feel like that movie just came out. Well, it feels like it just came out to me, because this is the first time I've heard it. For the record, it has a 21 on Metacritic. Before the rock ends his acting career, I wanted to be a movie where he has like hold both sides of the earth together somehow. Just like in the middle, like the earth just split down the cord. He's got to go down there.

He's got to go down the ladder and hold it. And and he's got like his buddy like his sidekick is with him and he's like trying to help and he looks at camera and says, I guess you could say I'm between a rock and a hard place See fucking just the light the movie just writes itself Honestly, yeah, yeah, and then Sean Connery jumps the gap between the two hops the planet Yeah, like you're the bad now, though, but he does a role How hard is this guys? How hard is it to write a fucking incredible blockbuster Multi-billion dollar movie that that would make How hard is it to write a fucking incredible blockbuster multi-billion dollar movie? That would make, that would make $30 million

opening day. Why would that movie be cool? Do you want to go to the center of the rock? Yeah, that works. No, they just call it the rock again, completely erasing the other movie that John Connery was called the rock. That show got against me into the rock.

That's right. Oh, man. Guys, someone in chat asking about the beaky collarsher. Oh, yeah. Baby. Oh, yeah. It's a new new merchandise coming out later this week from Rupert Heath.

You can see we all, oh, it's Chris and I were wearing the same one earlier. I had to change. We all clearly didn't get the memo. Yeah, look at that. Man, merch cooking knocked it out on the damn park with these things. This is some like awesome design stuff.

I think the one, the one Andrew's wearing is my favorite. Except I wore that one yesterday I think so I couldn't wear it today. Yeah, well this one softer Because this is a hoodie type thing and it but it's not heavy It's not so heavy that it's like you can't wear it and you know, yeah, no, no, no I felt all felt all the all the goods. That's really nice Yeah, just I love I'm like really in love with this kind of like Southwestern, like, kind of like motor lodge,

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in the ceiling for like 30 years and journaled all kinds of creepy things about people who had stayed as motel and it's just this really horrifying look at like it will forever make you paranoid about staying at hotels ever again because this guy had made very elaborate ways to look into every room at his motel. He would crawl around in the attic, spying on everybody, and he kept mountains of journals about everything that he would observe. Like what people would do when they thought nobody was watching them. He would just write it, he wouldn't film it. No, he would just write things down.

And how did he get caught? He never got caught. He contacted this writer because he sold the motel like time had moved on and he wanted to tell History and release his he thought of it as what he was doing as research. He thought he had all this valuable information He wanted the information to get out. So he contacted the writer. God, I want to say the writer was for the New Yorker I was a publication like that. I can't remember what it was now So he contacted this writer that he was a fan of and asked him to Tell his story and that's how it finally

came out. I feel like people do that nalias shit in hotels. Did he get arrested or something? No, by the time that the stories were all released, it was like decades after it had all happened. There was no, it would have exceeded statute or limitations. And then also even, it's like that whole unreliable narrator thing. Like he writes some things that you're like, I don't know if that's true. Like the whole book you read and you're like,

I know this guy's presenting it like it's real, but this doesn't sound like it's possible. Like there's no way to independently verify the things that are told. So you have to kind of like take it with a grain of salt. Yeah. I had a situation kind of like that recently. What, I'm sorry.

Go on. Yeah. Well, that sounds worse than it actually is. Well, this video hasn't come out yet. So I'm going to be kind of ambiguous as to what I'm talking about. But I was building a fake wall. And I go to home, depot or lows or whatever. And I was like,

so I'm trying to build a fake wall in my apartment. And I can hide. I'm like, oh, you want the Trump package? It's right over here. Yeah. Like that I can hide behind and peek out of, but that looks like a normal wall. What is that?

And the eyes of, and I was like, the eyes were like, what are you trying to, and I'm like, well, I'm not like doing anything weird with it. Like, it's for my, it's for my job. And I was just like, how do I get out of this? And I was like, well, and they're like, just a plywood. I would suggest a plywood.

Okay, thanks, pie, and I ran. My, I'm not doing anything weird behind my fake wall And they're like just a plywood. I would suggest a plow. Okay. Thanks. I and I ran My I'm not doing anything weird behind my fake wall t-shirt is generating a lot of suspicions But it turned out it was fine. It's not I have it right now Well, you can't see it because it blends in Why do I feel like if it's for a video, I should just wait for the video, right? Yeah, it'll come out. I think this week. I think I'll come out on Friday for a hard mode. Man, I Go ahead Chris. I don't want to stop. Oh, no, I don't know, but I felt judged is what I was going to say.

Well, I think rightfully so. That's rightful. Yeah, exactly. I think they were right to judge you in that case. Man, this morning Chris, you posted on Instagram, you posted some like behind the scenes photos for hardcore minigold. And I don't know what was wrong with me, but I tried to leave kind of a joky comment on your image on your images and I fucked up like four times and I like I typed it then I was like wait

I typed it wrong and I deleted it and I retiped it again It was like no, that's still not right. I deleted it I did it four times and after the fourth time of deleting it I was like I just give up like this comment was not what's not meant to exist I was gonna say so because like on the first image, you can kind of see Eric Bedur in the back on the right side of the image. Uh-huh.

And I was trying to write like cool photo bomb by Bernie in that first image. But I just like, it wasn't even complicated. Like it was super simple dumb joke. And I just couldn't get it. I just kept deleting it. And I was like, all right, fuck it. I'm not, I'm not.

It's not worth it. As I had like a bunch of notifications and I didn't go through it. Oh did you got notifications for that? So you actually made the comment and then deleted it instead of just four times. You must have been like man that's really likes this picture but I can't see what he said. I was so upset at myself. It was like I said, it wasn't even a complicated joke. It was one sentence I couldn't type a fucking sentence. We're all full in a pot, man.

Just skip your phone across a lake. It's just like a stone. I can imagine you just getting frustrated. Were you in bed or something? No, I was at my table. I was eating a bowl of cereal. I was trying to type what I was eating, like bowl of fucking Cheerios.

I just couldn't type what Goddamn sentence. I'm impressed you get up and eat breakfast. Yeah, why not? I'm normally not a breakfast person, but I've been trying to be a little better about it because what had started happening, especially now that, you know, we're working from home, was I was starting to eat lunch earlier and earlier every day. And I was like, I can't, I can't be eating lunch at 10 in the morning.

This doesn't make it like I'm just going to send it to breakfast. Is all that's happening? Was that just because you wanted something to do? Well, I was like, I was getting hungry. So I was like, well, my food's right there. I'll just make lunch on because sandwich is like, you can't eat a, you can't eat a fucking sandwich at 10 a.m. So I started eating eating cereal just to not eat lunch little. What is? You can have a sausage sandwich, a bit of bacon, a bit of HP sauce.

Well, that's what I eat. I'm going to order a six foot breakfast party sub. Let's eat one of the chow and one of those. Wow. I got influenced the yesterday. I saw there's like a over by the office there's a vegan deli and I followed them on Instagram and they posted a photo of a breakfast sandwich that looked amazing. It looked so good that that Instagram post made me go or do that sandwich to pick it up and bring it home to eat it. So where it works. It absolutely worked. I was like, wow, that sandwich looks amazing. I wish I could eat that sandwich. Wait a minute, I can't. I can make this a reality. I could come. I could come. I said, when you're talking about a place and you point to it, are you are you accurate? Like was it in that direction or you just pointed it?

I did point in the direction. It is right over there. I mean, not right over there, but if you kept going far enough, it would be in that direction. Which way is Mexico? From, is there a downside to me orienting where? I know where it is. I don't want to point at it. It'd be like, so on's in Mexico is like, all right, we know where to go. What direction? I was just, I just don't know which countries I'm facing.

Just think about Northeast Southwest and what figure out where one of them is. Where did I see it? Sorry, that reminds me. That reminds me. There was a, okay. So did you remember this thing where like Shilabuff put a camera in a field pointing at a flag? Oh, this is familiar. And, okay.

So this was like this craze. This is like the peak of internet sleuthing. So there was a like, Shilah Booth is like this art project, put a camera, pointed a webcam at a flag and I can't remember what the flag was. I don't know if it was the American flag or just like a white flag or something like that,

but you just pointed a camera at a flag and it was like facing the sky. Nothing descript in this shot at all except the flag. And it was streaming live to the web. And at one point in the video, like a plane, you can see a plane fly by the sleuths on the internet, used the time of day, the position of the sun, the weather, and the plane route to pinpoint where that camera was. Wow.

There's a, oh yeah, I think somebody, yeah, there was something about the people on 4chan, like actually figured out where the camera was with nothing but like a blue patch of sky with a plane going across it. That's a no. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just gonna do a black box down episode about that. Years and same stuff.

I have to- Similarly, years ago, I remember there was another thing where someone had uploaded a video. I wanna say it was like an employee at a fast food restaurant. I think it was an employee at a Dominoes had uploaded a photo of themselves, like handling food in a non-hygienic manner. I don't remember exactly what they were doing. But again, they uploaded it on 4chan.

People on 4chan based on what other fast food restaurants were visible outside the front door of this dominoes. They figured out what dominoes it was and exactly which location and they contacted the manager of that location to report the employees who were doing things that they shouldn't have been. It's like, and it wasn't like strange businesses that you could see. It's like, they could see that there was a McDonald's and like a KFC next to it. It's like, okay, where in the United States is there a dominoes and McDonald's and KFC all within that close of a range and it's like, it's narrowed it down through so much.

I mean, people... There are people who are very good at just geography in general, like the people who are really good at geoguesser, where it just plops you down in street view, just in some random road, somewhere in the world, and people are like, well, the sun's north, so we're in southern hemisphere, which means blah, blah, blah, and they just figure out, I don't it, that's probably not right, is it? I mean... You're something with those. Yeah, but then they figure out, like, oh, is it? I mean, you're something good though.

Yeah, but then they figure out the last, oh, the text there and like driving on this side of the road with definitely in Turkey, blah, blah, blah. And it's like crazy how good people are. It just identifying other countries, by the way. We, I played that game with, on a livestream with like Jordan Swear's and I can't remember who all ESA just some animation crew and we ended up identifying where we were

based off a building that was in a Jackie Chan movie or it's like oh remember that looks like that building that Jackie Chan jumped off of and slid down in that one movie was it like, what to damn or something? Yeah, or something. Yeah, and then we're like, wait, that is that building. And then they were like, wait, this, now we know where we are. Because there's a recognizable building that we as of a movie we'd seen. Yeah, that's crazy.

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I have a comment that someone told me recently, I thought was funny, Gus. Yeah. Someone said, I listened to your podcast. I like it. It wasn't what I was expecting, which I was like, I interpreted it as like both an insult and an accompaniment. It's like, I liked it.

I wasn't expecting to. Well, at least they told it. Yeah. It wasn't what I was expecting. I liked it. I was prepared to like put this on and then throw up because I hated it so much. But you know what? Well, why was it what I was expecting? It was actually pretty good. That mean, that's like something you say, like when you get a weird dish put in front of you at a restaurant and you try it and you're like, oh, not what I expected I actually liked it. Is that what you

went out and downloaded something and decided like I'm gonna invest 30 minutes into this to see how it is. Or to someone that you know personally you're like oh hey listen to my podcast and they're like oh I actually like it I wasn't expecting that. You're okay at something. Yeah. We taped two episodes of Black Box Down last week, which is unusual for us. Normally we taped one a week, but we want to build up a little more of a queue. So we taped two on two consecutive days last week. That felt a little strange,

doing two back to back. I don't know how you felt about it, Chris. It was like, I felt weird having Everything prepared ahead of time like the first one we did I Had we know we had finished work on the script obviously earlier and then the second one we finished later So it was weird to like we were revisiting the older one I felt like we should have already taped it by then it was less weird for me because I didn't have to look at the script You did have the episode where you had like three different events. So did it get more like that? No, because that was just all still in one episode.

You know, we just knocked it all out in one in one recording. It wasn't that recording session wasn't especially long. It was like a normal recording length. This was like we did a whole thing and then the next day we did it again. It didn't feel like there was no time to reset, set that one aside and then like start to research on the next one. I have a question for you regarding Black Boxdown. I do not know, if you guys done an episode on, I can't remember what the name of the flight was, but there was an Errol Morris first person documentary on it. but there was an arrow morris first person documentary on it.

It was so it was about a plane a plane crash where the a basically a one in a like five trillion chance that three safety redundancies failed. Like it was a astronomical coincidence that these three systems on this plane would fail. There were three fail safes. They all they all buckled. The person who designed that system was on that flight by chance. Like took was like at a gate decided like not to get on and like take a later flight. It just was like, I'll I'll just, I'll take a little bit later flat. I want to like relax. I don't want to be rushed to like my plane decides to get on this later flight.

The person who designed that system was actually on the flight and like, took over for the pilot and like managed to crash land the plane. Was in like a body cast for like a year, like some people survived, some people died, but it's an AeroMoross first person documentary. So this guy, this man who invented this plane system is like looking at the camera, like he's talking to you the entire time. One of the craziest things I've ever heard,

that's one of the craziest stories I've ever heard my entire life. That doesn't sound real, that's crazy. It's insane. AeroMor is first person. I cannot for the life of me remember what that episode is. I feel like it's always weird when people get involved in their own shit by complete fluke. Like, I think right before, like the guy that invented the Heimlich maneuver was able to use it on someone at some point, just like completely randomly.

Did he have it used on him as well? Or he had it was used on him maybe or something like that. And then that's like, you're doing it wrong. And then at some point the CEO of Segway like wrote a Segway off a cliff and died or something it's like, man, you're so attached to the thing you're involved with. Yeah, he was like a senior VP, a segue who wrote off the cliff. I think I know which incident you're talking about, Andrew, and it's, if it's the one I'm thinking of, it's the episode for Black Boxdown that's coming out this week.

Oh no! What are the chances? Oh my god, I don't know what to do. No! What are the chances? Oh my god, I'm not going to do it. No. Well, I was going to say I was like, man, there's an episode we just recorded. That was, that had a really similar kind of experience. Yeah, the guy didn't, he didn't invent the system, but he, I don't want to get into it right now, but he was very knowledgeable about the system.

He had like some very direct first-hand experience. Okay, okay, okay. Well, it's a great episode. I cannot wait to listen to it because it is one of the most amazing stories. The whole thing is just super strange coincidence like so many things lined up Oddly in that flight and it was like something's good something's bad, but yeah, it's super interesting Yeah, that's a chat The Heimlich guy used it on someone in his retirement home at age 90 or like 90

Do you think you got excited? He's like I finally get to do it I bet the guy who was choking was worried and and then he ran up he's like don't worry I'm the Heimlich guy I got this and he just popped it right out he's like you're in the better than I'm not even the Heimlich guy I'm Mr Heimlich the name Steve Heimlich I guess it makes sense that's his name isn't it I guess it makes sense. That's his name, isn't it? Oh, was it? I don't know. I don't know. Oh, man. Chat chats blown me up. I'm so sorry. I had no I had no fucking idea. I'm so sorry that I Spilled the beans on that episode of just like, oh man, that'd be so cool if you guys

Well, there it is. Oh, I think I think it's a good thing You got you got to hear all the yeah, so if I wanted if I wanted to hide it, I think I think it's a good thing. You got to hear all the details. If I wanted to hide it, I wouldn't have admitted it. I would have said, oh, that sounds interesting. I'll look into it. That's true. That's not real. So I mean, if anything, absolutely check out that episode

because it is a crazy, crazy story. It's one of them. It's a banger. It's a banger. It's this Thursday. Yeah, the guy's name was Henry He had to have whispered that into the first is like, I'm Henry Heimlich. Henry my maneuver.

Seems like you're in need of my maneuver. I invented something for just the situation. I have an invention for this. Man, all right. What would this, what would the Serolem maneuver be, asks Eric in the chat? Maybe avoiding someone you know in a public place. Oh, yeah. It would be like altering the way that you're going through a store so you don't keep running into someone you know in a public place. Oh, yeah, it would be like altering the way that you're going through a Store so you don't keep running into someone you know. Yeah, it's it's abandoning your shopping cart and then leaving the store

Without buying anything just to avoid seeing the person again. It's hiding behind your wife as you back towards the door Dropping a smoke bomb at just the right moment I'm not going to be a little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more

little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more it rained yesterday and it rained. But where does never write here? Yeah, it's so wrong. Like every day it says 0% or at most, it'll say 10% chance of rain.

And it's raining right now, I think, or just rained a little while ago. Like the past three days, every day in his rain. Like that's a, that's the fundamental thing you want to know. Like you know, it's going to be hot as fuck. You don't check the weather for that. You check the weather to know if it's going to rain. That's all I want to know. And it's's going to be hot as fuck you don't check the weather for that you check the weather to know if it's gonna rain that's all I want to know and it's been way off the last three days like why is it so wrong to

be fair what other thing involving predicting the future do you get annoyed about it hasn't happened yet I think it's amazing that we can get weather but we don't get it. We're not getting it. Yeah, I have that time. Dan is flowing in and we were like, Oh, yeah, we're going to do some, do some nice slime over the next week or so. And the app just says like storm every single day. So we're just like, man, should we even bother like prep? And then it's just like 10 back to back days of not a cloud in the sky 105 degrees Fahrenheit would just like what is this app? Who's who's entering the data? What's this coming from?

I got to understand fellas, you know where there's not exactly a science Give me something you know, you know, the weather, this rain every day thing, it's very much like, it happens at the same time every day. I feel like it's between like three and five to six. It's just that kind of monsoon summer weather where you just get like a cloud burst and like after the heat of the day

is like, you know, throwing all this moisture into the upper atmosphere. And then yeah, we'll rain for like 30 minutes, like really hard, light in the afternoon. And then it's the pier. And then it's just human. I feel like in most places it's good. Like living in England, it was totally functional.

I would trust the app to be accurate. That's because it rains every day in England. All right, all right, chill out Chris. All right, sometimes the sun comes out. Right? Right. Let's go. I once bought some fancy shoes to go with like some fancy

track. It was a suit. I don't know why I was going to have to list all the fancy things attached to it. It was a suit. I was buying shoes. They were like, these are not waterproof. Do not wear these in the rain.

I was like, well, what's the point of them? I'm never going to be able to wear this damn suit now. But where I would like, converse. It's always like, it's always wet. And they did get ruined. Well, let's just like, they knew what they were talking about. Yeah. I was shoes on what proof?

I like I get the idea of like you can get oh you might get a wet sock if you wear these shoes, but not to the point where the shoe like peels apart and fails because you got wet. That's the point of shoe. It's a design flaw. Yeah, all right here. All right, now I see you got you on this scuba tank now. That's what a top of a lot of scuba tanks, but I won't worry, you do not get it with. That thing, you're exposed. If water even homes anywhere near that sucker, I mean, even the high humidity will send that thing into the stratosphere. So, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that does seem stupid. Yeah, I'm mad on your behalf, Gavin. I don't like that shoe. Yeah, and also mad on your behalf Gavin. I don't like that shoe. Yeah, and also, shoes that break apart when they get wet are really expensive shoes. They were like over a hundred quid for those damn shoes. I'm really annoyed about these shoes. I feel for you. I'm also angry at an expensive inferior product. You do get, like as you like luxury levels of things, the functionality

goes way down and you've got to be really careful with them. It's like, who are these people spending more money on shitty stuff? I don't understand it. And I feel that happens a lot in technology as well. Like all the fancy stuff is like, well, you'd be very careful with it. Well, that's, I think that's the status thing. It's like I can spend, it's like I have so much money, I can just spend it on this disposable shit. Because guess what? If it my shoes, my were bloody shoes that cost 100 quid fall apart, it does matter. Buy new pair. I don't care. I have the money. I have the money. I have the pair of them because every time it rains, I just toss them into the bin. I've got so much fucking money.

Let me tell you something that'll infuriate you then. I remember I read this, I had to look it up. So is everyone familiar with that luxury car, the Bugatti's? Yeah, yes. Super expensive vehicle. An oil change on a Bugatti costs between 20 and $25,000. Do they have to? An oil change for a car.

A car. They have to watch as a dollar car. Part of the 20 items of the oil tank to get to the oil. What do they need? Are they using diamond tools to get it out? What's happening? They're oil. It costs $20,000, but they still print it out on that dot matrix, like 70 year old paper.

Like you still get one of those old ass jiffy liposites. Yeah. It's a dry, some oiling system with 16 different drain plugs accessible after removing parts of the underbody. It looks like you have to remove the car's rear fender liners and rear deck. So you have to take part of the car apart in order to change the oil. Did they just not want a little plug on the bottom? No, they have 16 plugs Gavin. Well, don't you understand 16 is better than one. It's like those fancy bugs that people get.

Where it's like you're like washes your arsehole and stuff, but it's like a lot of them. They have like a powerful pump that needs to be plugged in. So if you have a power cut, you're left with like an issue where you can't flush it. And you've got to like crack open and do like a secret manual flight. It's like, that's just way more effort. Like that's paying way more money than a normal bog to potentially be stuck with a turd that won't go down. I think I think they have like got around that problem, but with the earlier ones, it was like, yeah, your shit will just sit there until the power comes back. So I just decided to look, I was curious, sorry, I'm stuck on how ridiculous the

Bugatti is. I had to look something else up. Apparently replacing the tires, a set of tires will cost you between 30 and 42 thousand dollars. And the tires needed to replace every 2,500 miles. and the tires need to be replaced every 2,500 miles. So about every 3,000 miles, you're changing your oil and your tire, so you're spending a car, 50 to $60,000, every 3,000 miles to drive the car. So what is that by another luxury car for that price? Yeah, and also, I guess the miles per gallon, probably not great on that.

The added. I don't know what does it cost per mile to drive that? I think it's 60 just doing these maintenance $60,000 per 3000 miles. I mean, that's what 20 dollars a mile independent of gas. I I for one and pro this Bugatti and its system because this is this if anything, I'm pro anything that soaks at the dumbest rich people for all of their money. Like, this is an absolute scam and if any rich shibad is falling for it, they they deserve to be taken coming and going.

It's so expensive that if you were to give that car for free to the majority of people, they'd lose money using it. They'd have to sell it. You would cost more money to maintain it than you might make in a year. So it gets seven miles to the gallon in the city. And it's in chat over here. I'm looking to chat. Some risk says at top speed, this Bugatti, the Veyron,

will run out of tires in 15 minutes, but it runs out of gas in 10. It's just like the upper ash lot of madness. When money just means nothing. Peter H does bring up a great point in chat. It's not a car for driving. It's a good point. Yeah, it's a car to be buried in

because that would be your future. If I got that car, now you better believe that would be my fucking coffin because Jesus Christ, you're definitely living in it, right? It's like, yeah. This is, that's more than my, like this being in this car costs more than being in my house. Yeah.

Oh my God. Oh, yeah, obviously that car probably, I assume costs way more than my house. How much is that car cost? I would love to know which owner of a Bugatti Veyron has the least amount of money? Like, is there someone who just saved up? I wonder what it was, it cost like a million,

a couple of million, two million. I'm trying to find it. I don't know. Did anyone just save to the point where it's like, I can now afford this, this is all I can afford. And they bought it all. Do you need to have like 10 or 50 times the value in cash to buy that like The poorest person with the big

The they run cost two million dollars Okay, so someone is like someone's like I'm gonna earn like three million dollars and we'll pay like a Shit load attacks. I'm gonna spend the rest on a Veyron I guess you could write it off if it was for Who's the person who had to live in it? Stretch and stretch to get the I would love to know I would love to know who that is and like they must be a super Infuse yes like it makes it makes them so happy and they worked towards it for so long

They were like yes, but it's like it's a money pit man You don't know what spam million just to keep it around Just the farm fresh idiot Just Car that is just an anchor around the neck. That's just doing like Uber Eats. Just doing it. I got picked up for this curse.

You'll be, it's gonna be hot as hell. I hope you leave $1,000 tip for it. I got picked up in an Uber one time. It was a truck, really nice truck, massive truck, but on like, what are those giant monster tires that you had to have a, they put down a ladder so that I could get into this Uber. Like I couldn't, like, so I had to like climb up this Uber. I mean I when it showed up and I was like going from the bar

I'm like it's towering above all the other cars and I'm just talking with the dude in it And I was like so this is quite the car the truck. He's like, yeah, yeah, it's been everything I had on it I was like yeah, he's like oh, yeah, yeah, I's been everything I had on it. I was like, yeah, he's like, oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, these tires alone, they each cost like 10 grand. Or something like that. Or I don't, it's not exact. But it was like, I was like, you spit. I mean, my head, I was like, what?

He's like, what kind of mileage you get on this? He's like, oh, you're not the best, you know, like, around 10. And I was like, oh, okay. And then in my head, I was like, how is he making money doing Uber? Like, if he's, if, and he, oh, and he said he had to like, change, he had to change the tires more than normal

because they were giant tires that like would die. I just made no sense to me. And I was like, well, thanks for the ride. I'm like, find out in your ladder now. I bet these people actually very spot that They do have since to me and I was like, well, thanks for the ride. I'm going to find out your ladder now. I bet these people actually very smart, though, because selling a bay run probably is worth more than when you bought it. I mean, if they don't make him anymore, let me see if I find one on eBay.

On eBay. Is that what you find? I was looking boogah. The auction has ended. I can buy I can buy a Bugatti here on eBay. I'm like, now, right now, right now. There's a 2011 Bugatti V run for $1.7 million. See, that's a good return. That's like, that guy's probably had it for five years and he's lost Maybe

300,000 dollars Well, that's not counting Wife children who refuse to be seen with them. He's lost them Someone in chat calling me out because my dream car is an astambein Astambein is a lot cheaper than a Bugatti Bayer. And you can get Aston Martin for like 50 grand, second hand. You get an Aston Martin for the price of Bugatti tires. Yeah, you can get like an old one.

You probably can get a 1-7-7, but who's buying those? What's the Aston Martin 177? Yeah, I think it's a car that they made only 77 of and you can't get them. And it's obscenely expensive, but it looks really cool. I'm looking at it now. I'm looking. Okay, yeah, probably not. I assume all the people who got one of those 77 cars. They're probably pretty fond of them. Okay, yeah, probably not. I assume all the people who got one of those 77 cars,

they're probably pretty fond of them. Man, you know, I'm sorry, I'm looking at an Ashtamart 177. That's one of those, that is a car that most closely resemble, I bet that's one of those cars that most closely resembles the concept art for the car, like someone drew it. And it's like, oh, by the time it makes an introduction, it'll look different. Of course, but no, that's like that one went from concept art to car. Like they did nothing changed. They just uploaded the concept out to the print.

And it just yep, the 3D printed car printer built it. Yeah. There's a 2020 S and Martin for $200,000 in Dallas. We could all split it. Yeah, let's split us up. I would honestly, I would never buy, well, I don't drive. So it's pointless me and send it. I just, I would never want to have a nice car. Because you leave it in the outside. Right. And it just gets like rinsed by the elements and people can drive into it if they're not paying attention Yeah, it's scary

I'm one of my most prized thing to be You know in constant situations where the outcome of it is completely out of my hands I didn't tell you like you don't know if people are opening their doors and hitting it shopping carts are rolling into it Yeah, rocks are hitting it on the road when you're driving. I mean my car. My car got melted. I told you all that story. Oh right right. You did tell that story. Where you got I was parked next to a building that cut on fire and it just melted my car. But then I kept driving it because it was like well I can still drive it. It's just melted. But if it was an acid mountain you'd probably be more sad about it.

Yeah, probably, but I Wouldn't park next to the burning building. I guess I wasn't I park there. Wasn't burning when you park here. I Wouldn't park it on if I had a NASA Martin. I wouldn't be parking in near college campuses Probably true that like, I feel like with, if you were in the position to afford a fucking Bugatti Veron, and if you had enough money to one afford that car, two to drive it and maintain it, you're so rich, you have nowhere to go.

You have so little in common with the common man. It's not like you're driving it to the fucking publics or driving it to fucking like H.E.B. to like get curbside in it. Like where are you going in that, dude? Yeah, you would have people for everything. The only time you would get to drive your, you get a veiron is to like stuff that only you can go to.

Like your annual prostate exam or like shit that sucks that you can't send a minion to you unless you would just be like I'm gonna go and buy milk today I'm gonna go buy my own milk if I own two million Do you think that if you like had a date You'd be like well is this date good enough? Am I, do I want to impress this girl enough to risk driving this $2 million car? The thing is about nice cars,

is that it only impresses someone in the first impression. That doesn't hold through the remainder of the relationship. You can't be like a shitty, lousy bloat, but then like, hey, but check out the car I got in the garage. It's pretty nice, right? You want to stay, huh? Also, like...

By the way, would you mind filling up my oil for me? I think also, like, a lot of nice cars are like, you know, super exotic cars. A lot of people don't know about them, right? Like, I think if most people saw a Bugatti driving down the road, they'd look at me like, oh, that's weird, I've never seen that kind of car before. They doesn't click with them,

that that's a fucking $2 million mansion driving down the road next to them. Yeah, like a Conex egg or something. Right. Yeah, that's some crazy shout out there. Okay. Like, you know, for like that amount of money, for something like a $2 million vehicle, like, get me a Mars rover. Like get me something that's like something that the wheels would fall off if you were

around about. Exactly. something that the wheels would fall off if you were around about. Yeah, exactly. There's something that's so ridiculous, I'm so expensive, but so ridiculous. I feel like you see those two million, those are your wedding variances, incredibly ultra fancy, hyper cars or whatever. It's just like, oh, it's like all the trapping

is like a normal car usually, just like it's still got a steering wheel, it's still got like a shifter, and like a really comfortable seat. Hopefully, god, hopefully. But then like, it's all like the little refinements of like, oh, it can, you know, it's like super, super fast. And like, oh, by the way, like the door handles

a matter of leather from a, uh, uh, species of cow that went extinct like 400 years ago. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's actually just the tails of the cows to pull the door. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How? How much is a roller coaster? Yeah, you buy a roller coaster for the price. No, I don't. How much does a roller coaster cost? They're going to be eight figures. Because average roller coaster costs from one to two million

dollars minimum, but some of the newest attractions in the world cost around 20 million dollars. Okay. I feel like you're the ones that you'd be excited about are like upwards of like eight million. Yeah, but okay. Pick the one place you go to the most. Say it's to your to work, not now, but like in the pre-COVID times, right? If you had a roller coaster to the office, how cool would that be to go like wake up and go, I don't know, getting to work and you get on a roller coaster? You still have to wait in line.

I gotta fast pass. I get to work, I get to work quicker. I'm really hoping to see where you live too. Well, no, because it might be you had multiple stops. Okay, we're watching a Bugatti Veyron by the looks of it. Uh, nailing it down this road. Probably like 20% of this. I was going fast.

It was going. What was he doing? Did he have a stroke? I think he was just wasn't paying attention, wasn't looking at the road. Maybe the GPS said turn right. This is, yeah, that's the key. He was going super fast. He's probably going to what, 30, 40 miles an hour.

And again, he's just not paying attention. Just drives right into a lake. By the way, I love just a minute ago, what Chris was describing is a subway. Oh yeah, I'm just describing it. It's like a fan call. I got an idea. It's like a rollercoaster that takes you to work. You mean a train. You're talking about subway.

Yeah, that's a train. I think it'd be cool if it was, yeah, like a subway underground, but just like a one-man pod that shoots through a pipe. That'd be sweet. That would be wicked. You just emerged from the sewers. Like Futurama? Yeah. Oh, man, the best.

What was the fastest method of travel, aside from supersonic flying? What was the fastest land travel? Gavin, canersonic flying? Like what's the fastest land travel? Gavin, can you get like a, yeah, it's your imagination. That's it leaves the gentleman. That's it leaves the gentleman. That's his old man. But can you go, is there a jet powered vacuum tube transit system? Like a like a bank, like a bank, like, shh,

pneumatic systems. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a pneumatic check carrying pipe. But for people really far underground. Don't think that exists. Well, let's get working on it. I wasn't, it wasn't, wasn't, uh, old, uh, EM trying to work on one of those on like a hyper loop like a super fast like basically magnet train that like goes like yeah

the same air some shift. I feel like feeling with with wind with air resistance. I think it was in a vacuum tube though. Oh was it shit? I think was. Yeah, that was it sealed tube with low air pressure. Yeah, there was no wind resistance in it, but like, such, such, like outside of, that would work in space. It's such a completely logistical nightmare to have a completely airtight sealed tube miles and miles and miles long. Like that's just unbelievably, imagine what happened if you vomited it. Just be stuck.

Or you wouldn't be able to be in the vacuum. Oh, you may not in the pod. In the pod. You're in the pod and you vomit and then you're stuck rolling around in it for like an hour while you go to China. So it says here. Apparently, an hour while you go to China. So it says here, apparently, uh, virgins working on it, they have a website at virginhyperloop.com. They say that they're working on it and that they want it.

Apparently they think it's going to be able to go 670 miles an hour. That's still slower than sound though, isn't it? Through air. What's speed of sound in air? It's, it's getting close. I think it depends on your altitude, right? Speed of sound at sea level. It sounds about 761 miles an hour. Damn. It's you're getting close. You're getting pretty close.

You're like at, you know, you're like a commercial jet sort of speed. Yeah. We had, there are those planes that we talked about on black box down the Concorde the the sticky nose Drupes nude the droops. Noot. Yeah, they they they're concrete this out. Yeah, the Concorde those would break the sound barrier Yeah, that's the point of it, but but but Concorde like went out of business, right? Like no one was interested and because it was so prohibitively expensive the point of it. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, ticket, but I think the tires did last more than a buger even yeah, yeah Actually, they don't think they did they actually Repost there's a lot And we covered that on the podcast, but we did cover that in our episode

What how much is the newer the newer buger like the Kyron Chiron was it was it called something run one old the buger run old I can the Bugatti Greg Man, wow okay, which this ball choice I guess I'm trying to find their price list. Oh, we're gonna go to carandriver.com Hey guys, they gave the Bugatti Kairan a 10 out of 10 just FYI. Wow, that's the best car, huh? Apparently. It's a three million dollars for that one. Yeah. What happens if you accidentally, like, you bid on a car like eBay for two million dollars

or whatever, and then you don't want it. You probably go very quickly to the bid retraction form. You can do that. And, and, and be like, oops. I think you click on the button called Psych on the website. And there you go. Boys will be boys. Sharon?

People try phonetic type it. The most expensive Bugatti is $19 million. So. Wow. What is that one? I can't pronounce that. Try. La Voie, noir.

Let me, I'll paste it into a discord, you can see. That was also that, that rolls Royce, that someone just commissioned Rolls Royce to make them. And they made like a custom one. I think it was worth like 20 million or something. That's, that's, whoa! Yeah, that thing looks cool. Yeah, that's it. Looks cool.

Yeah, that is that is a goddamn batmobile like make no mistake. That's that is that's it. You found it. $19 million. Yes. Let me see here. Let me see if I can find a $19 million house in Austin. Let me look up.

Put a $19 million house here. Looks like me look up what a $19 million house here looks like. I bet it's like downtown on the lake. That one looks like the Batmobile. You know, the very specific part of the podcast where we talk about the real estate market in the city we live in. Mm-hmm. Price, minimum, 10 million? No, maximum. There are no $19 million houses, there's a $15.8 million house listed, but there are no $19 million houses in Austin currently.

So you have nothing of value to pop that in front of? No. The other more than $19 million or houses. No, the most expensive one I can see in Austin is 15.8 million dollars. That's it. Oh, wow. That's it. That's the. Well, I mean, I'm looking at this. I'm looking at the technical specs here on the Bugatti La Vittor Nua.

The owner's manual is printed on the back of the declaration of independence that is I mean that is incredible that's really amazing. The I take it back the 15.8 million dollar property is just land there's no house on it so the most expensive house is 13 million. You just have to make sure that house you build is worth more than your car to make it to. Yeah. So I'm going to add people in chat saying all roles are the custom.

I don't mean like a special order. I mean, they like, they designed a new car like a custom. I don't know what it's called. It was like, they didn't have any of these and then they made one. And that was it. Did I explain that? Yeah, I can't do that. They're like, Hey, I want a car that's like this.

I'm like, all right, we'll tell. I know you just like walk into a roles dealership and be like, that one. Oh, by the way, Peter H and Chad just said that Cristiano Ronaldo, but the only one of those Bugatti's that was ever made. Oh, they only made one. Yeah, they made one. I mean, if you sell it for $19 million, then you really need to make more.

What? It's crazy that you can buy something of that value because you kick shit real good. Not like a surgeon with the utmost dexterity. I guess, you know, really good at football is a different type of dexterity. It's true. It makes people happy. Yeah. There's one.

The love. Wait, we already said the love or short no, right? Yes, that's the I can't. I was them. That one. That's it. It's hail. In chat here, Eric says that we've been talking about finding Forester and Bugatti's on this podcast. So, you know, this is a podcast for nobody. Yeah, you know, we didn't talk about that. We didn't talk about that shitty pandemic. We just, right, we just't talk about that. We didn't talk about that shitty pandemic. We just ignored it this week. What? Which is good.

I texted Gavin the other day. I'm getting really desperate for life experiences. I'm getting desperate for anything to be able to talk about on the podcast. So I'm thinking of signing up to do like one of those food delivery apps to be a delivery driver just to get out of the house and be able to like, I don't know, do something. And I said we could potentially learn stuff. Like if you do a food delivery app, we could really find out how much your driver is eating your food based on how much food you eat that you

deliver. Like a control. Yeah. Yeah. Go up based off of that. Yeah, to deliver a hundred meals and then let's know how many of them that you ate some of. Yeah, honey, the guy who just delivered our Taco Bell party pack, it was driving a Tesla.

That's, that That's it. That's the first, right? But it seems okay. I think I- I think I listened to a podcast about playing crashes. I think that's it. I feel like- I feel like-

Do you- Do you walk your dogs and like go out much? Well, I just walk- Just take it into my backyard. Like my dogs hate being outside. They want to be outside as little as possible. So I don't want to go to the backyard and then immediately run, they hate it.

They hate it. I feel like I keep having little weird animal adventures. Like I, I, there was like a, I was driving the other day and then I stopped because I saw a rabbit animal Because this is animal just going in circles like this Just circles and circles and circles so you can get close to it No, no, I stopped because I was like going that direction and I stop and get out and then I I'm like Looking and like is it rabid? What is it? And then another car comes from

the other direction and then they drop they stop and look and then as they come by I'm like I wave them down like what is that? Is it like and they're like they didn't they're I don't think English was their first language so we were like trying to I thought he was the first telling me to put on a mask and and so which which I did, because I had it in my car. And then I was like, but then it turned out he was saying it had a can on its head. And it was a raccoon that had a can on its head. So then I went to my house,

it got a broom in a box, and we spent like two hours getting this can off this raccoon. And then because it, you know, like it would, we would trap it in the box, but then it would escape while we were trying to get the can off. And then it would run away, but it had a can on its head. So it could, it was just running the helmet. Yeah.

Well, I would just run into stuff because it couldn't see anything. So it was like it, but then we'd get it back in the box And then we were trying to get up, but then it was it's like a back and forth for like two hours before I got the panel I really hope I really hope like you got at least like three wishes at the end of the story No, he didn't and then like he just ran off the raccoon And then like he just ran off the raccoon. Oh, he didn't think you were like, yeah, it was felt like unappreciative because we're it's been like two hours trying to get this records two hours. Yeah, magnet.

I don't what magnet do I have? Oh, let me just run and get my high powered magnet magnet because because I do because I happen to do like I don't know super slow motion videos all the time. I'm not you, Gavin. I like Eric just posted a message that that just says is my grandpa telling me a story right now. Oh, if anyone at Ristratif had access to Wily Coyote's Acme catalog, I feel like it would be Eucrus. Like if you were just like had a giant magnet in order to, you know, yeah, I think very different people. I would, I'd just be terrified to get away in there like, you know, like, I wasn't first

in chat. I want to put something out in chat. I don't know how to say this. Mask all King is asking why was this story not on his list? No, it was. It was. It wasn't my list, but I for I have a long list and it was at the bottom. Raccoon Cup save. But it was like I also realized that I think I'm like I have a gift at saving animals with things stuck on their head because this is not the first time that I've done that because we also I also did it to a penguin like in 2016 when I was in Australia. It's an RT life. But I pull a penguin. And I was like, this is now not a coincidence. This is a habit at this point.

What was on his head? There's a can of soup. Like he got hungry, went looking for some soup, got stuck, and then you know, walked in circles. When looking for some soup. But I was scared because I was like, it is a wild animal. So I was like, trying to... I don't know, you might actually be rabbit. Yeah, well who knows? So I was like, I was like gearing up, I was wearing gloves. The intention was soup. the intention was soup. There's a cute little dude. I feel bad when. Penguin and the raccoon woke up in the morning cracked its fins or its wings or whatever it has.

Who's to say science doesn't even know what's like today. So that's what I'm getting. I don't know what soup is yet, but I'm going to find it and I'm going to eat it. All right. Well, it's about time to wrap up. We've got to get out of here so that the next program can't kick off. But I do want to say thank you to everyone for watching. Thanks for taking part in chat and hearing about finding four stir-in boot gotties and raccoon cup saves, which might be the weirdest podcast we've had in a long time.

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