Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #1

Episode Date: December 9, 2008

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Ita-fano It's like some kind of It's like in the Philippines or something. Yeah, literally it get comfortable no excessive couch noises and a pee already No excessive couch noises. I got a pee already. Peabake. How does it make you feel to know that Mexico's greatest hero got beat up by a scrawny little Filipino dude? Oh, I gotta keep up with that stuff. Yeah, he also got beat up by some strippers. He put him in some fish that's stockings and high heels and made him drive around real fast on a motorcycle. You know, I was at a bar watching the big told championship game and they were showing the De La Jolla fight. Yeah.

And most of the people in the bar did not know about the Oscar De La Jolla mistress incident. And my brother-in-law kept making me go around with my iPhone and show people the pictures. Eventually I was like, fucking, I'm not, I'm not going to walk into De La Jolla fans on the night of a fight and show them pictures of their idol and fishnet stockings and talking about me.

He looked good. Yeah, I guess. You're like, you somebody didn't put you down for a siesta. Well, I read actually, I read up a little more on that that the woman who produced the photos recanted and said that they were fake. But then later she said she did so under de-ress that some muscle guys came and roughed her up and told her to say that it was all fake. Is that true? Yeah. Like the rest. They're like, they're like, uh, no us playing though. Yeah.

Seeing the right that. I like that a professional fighter has to hire guys to rough people up. Yeah. And he can't go and rough up a girl himself. He's not outside, dude. He's obviously a girly man. You've seen the photos, right? Dude, you can say whatever you want to.

I'm going to go out and limb right now and say that Gus could beat up Oscar de la Hoya and I challenge Oscar de la Hoya to fight Gus mono mono Have you ever been in a fight Gus? No, I got punched into face once who punched in the face? That was as close as I come who punched in the face. Oh my friend Rubin. Oh, we got a camp pass the bar. Yeah I can't pass the bar. Yeah. So a legend. A legend now. A legend.

So I didn't punch you in the face. I don't know. I said to anybody's mother. We were like 12 years old. You say to my today? Yeah. That's exactly what I said. Wow. It's like you were there.

Did he have to climb on a step ladder to punch you when she like you're about three feet taller than him, right? No, no. I was like, if you do the mighty mouse, like little champ. I was like, 12. We're like it's six per eight. We were both like four feet tall. You hadn't hit the nerd growth spurt.

Yeah. No, the nerd growth spurt had not kicked in yet Plus a size of dust his head. How do you miss me? I mean you just like put your hand down at gravity do the rest of the work It just kind of it falls in the way and it sucks it in what about you? You ever and punched in the face or been in a fight many times. Yeah. Yeah, yeah Lot of fights. I don't want a lot of fights, but I've been a lot of fights. I've been a lot of fights in the army. Yeah, you're shot stuff I did shoot stuff

I didn't need fights over shooting stuff. I've been I've been too drive by shooting so nice I've had gunned I'm receiving twice. Yeah, oh the receiving in yeah, I haven't shot me But that's the worst end. Why would you get in? Why would you have a gun pulled on you? It was too weird circumstances I got a gun pointed at me by an off-duty cop, and I had just a gun pointed at me to party. Just some random guy who was sleeping in the corner in a sleeping bag, and people were giving him a hard time. And I kind of joined in on giving the guy a hard time.

And I guess he thought, you know, I'm gonna put it end of this, and he pulled back, sleeping bag, he had a revolver, and he pointed at me. Did I put it into it? He put it into it for me, yeah, fuck yeah. Did you know that he had to ask you a question? This is a party. Yeah, did you then leave the party or did you go like to the other room and drink some beer and try to forget about it? No, I went to the other room and drank some beer and free out about it. Yeah, pretty much Leave the guy alone right where to leave the party?

Just put as many bodies between you and the bull He's to revolver you said right? I don't like six bullets in there. It's one more than six people at the party You're probably okay. No, he was you know, I don't think there was a really a moment of I'm gonna about to get shot I mean it was just weird to have a gun pointed at you. Why why was it dude in a sleeping bag with a gun at a party anyway? I don't know, you know was it time to go night night doing it for attention, you know for whatever fucking reason probably when you got the attention He didn't want it or maybe he wanted more by having a gun. He was all hard Was he a minority? It's more of a like I mean you know We get a gun pointed at you and you get a gun like pointed at you, you know, yeah, like one is like

I mean, I'm in a dangerous situation and I kind of had that borderline with the off-duty cop because I didn't know He was a cop. Yeah, just some guy with a gun and then the other one was like a gun safety thing You know where like someone's swinging a barrel and they you know crosses your vector right? I thought what you know, and everybody you know idiot. Yeah, come on You don't point guns at people That's kind of like that same kind of tone that people reserve when you spill a beer at a party You know, they make you sound like you're like some kind of social idiot Whereas if you're in a situation with a gun and somebody like swings a gun around a point to the group of people by accident

Even if you know the barrel, you know, it's wide open and there's no bulletin and you know for sure it doesn't matter you know if you grow up around guns you know don't point a fucking gun at people yeah I don't even think you have to go up around guns to nothing that's one of those common sense you're born with kind of things oh I guess it's kind of beating into you right about not ever pointing a gun or if you don't have the experience you might not know. You're like, what? It's unloaded. There's nothing in there.

You think it's harmless. I told you, we worked on a movie one time. And this was right after Bruce Lee's kid died on the set of the Crow. And we were doing a movie, and we had to work with blanks. And we had a gun, a real gun, a 45. And we purchased online blanks that fire in a forty five but i don't know if you know that's not

there's not enough power in a blank to work a slide so you can only get one shot of the time unless you have a prop gun like you'll fire the first gun but that the actual there's no much of physical bullet leaving the very right there's no no power for that yet there's no power to slide back so you can and on the gun you want to one shot in the thing just instantly jams anyway uh... some fucking idiot when we were having a day he brought real bullets to the set

and was just to see if they were the same size the blanks oh my god seriously this this is also the uh... the same movie where you made your own blanks by starting off uh... shotgun shells right now that's where we made squibs which are how you how you show where you know you shoot at somebody the blood splat like you know the the whole burst in the shirt and the blood splat we made our own squibs out of uh we end up using gunpowder and like putty like an epoxy in a plumbing cap it was horrible and of course we just we just stuck to somebody Scott who will do

anything on squirrel Scott yeah yeah wow we tried all sorts of different methods to try well I you know what I wore one They were they were loud more than anything else and you know knowing a little bit more about physics than I did back then I realized the people standing in front of him were actually much more danger because it would fire little shards of epoxy Outward. Yeah, so the guy actually that it's trapped to is is probably in less danger Maybe from like some kind of like broad impact kind of a thing But the people standing in front of them if you didn't let the epoxy dry all the way it would fire it out like a plug and We heard from a buddy of ours who was using these things that it punched a hole in dry wall when they were shooting in the apartment

That's awesome. Yeah, you're standing in front of the camera, right? Wow, so I hope the camera never got hurt. No, we use the sheet of Plexiglass and we bought a depot to put in front of it So it's just protect camera adventures and stupidity like a junior Spielberg Hey, so are we are we having the podcast right now then sure why not? This is actually this is our Milestone. This is our hundreds of podcasts That's a big anniversary for us and the reason why why do we pull out this equipment is right doing this anybody want to explain this? I think Jeff showed it's probably a

Okay, no Jeff will explain it like it makes sense so somebody should explain it with the objectivity that Jeff completely started talking out of his ass and then got called okay, well first up Let's say that Bernie is right. This is may not be our hundredth podcast, but this is God I don't know like our 10th or 11th or something. We've been doing test podcasts now, and I guess we're going to post this one. This is actually going to be a podcast people listen to. Well, we'll post it. We'll see if people listen to it. That comes later. I'll do what you call the podcast where all we really do is break out our commentary, microphones, and just talking to those. It's a non-DVD commentary.

It's so much fun doing the reconstruction commentary. We decided to just continue going. That was a fun comment. Plus, Nathan a matter of working out in the front room And if they don't think we're making content they put us to work on something working. I saw Matt was watching a bad Bad scorpions bad you're sorry Europe covers on how you got out from me. I apologize Yeah, Matt is like four years behind on every meme on the internet. I think so So okay, so what happened was There was a contest on achievement right and the contest was specifically knuckles was gonna try to get as many point

as you could in a week and you correct me from wrong here that's right and he won that contest and he won the contest knuckles won the contest it was him and like twenty other do you know how many points did he end up getting you know this is critical uh... i'm not sure the exact number off the top of my head i think it was around four thousand of us is like forty four hundred or so i'm like ten days that's no i knuckles it was probably four four hundred forty four

four that's a lot of points that's pretty impressive that's nothing that is like four and a half complete retail game in like a week and a half in well let's let's break this down then so Jeff says in response to this he's very unimpressed by that. And I said that this is the number that won the contest. And I said, that actually seems like a decent amount of points to me. Jeff says, I could score probably 10,000 points in a week. And so I absolutely, I think Jeff's exact words were, I could do 10,000 points in a week, no problem. No problem.

I can. I don't know why. You guys are such fucking disciplines. So then after saying that, Bernie said he would bet Jeff could not do that. Yes. And we escalated quickly. Yeah, then it quickly escalated from there.

And the money was involved almost immediately. I don't know. Is some kind of complicated system. How is this working? So here's what I proposed. OK. I said, I made the comment. I just kind of talked out. Okay. I said, I made the comment, I kind of talked

out of my ass and said, I'll pay you $1,000 you can't do 10,000 points in seven days, yeah, or in a week. And just that I absolutely can. So we came up with a system where we're not going to bet the Jeff between what are the dates. We're going to go from December 26, the day after Christmas to December 31st New Year's Eve. Then it's 6.27 to 8.29.30.31. I guess the first. Actually 26th to the first to the first. The 7 days. So you're going to miss New Year's for this? No, I'll be done well before New Year's. William? That's the kind of arrogance I love. So the deal is now for those 7 days, Jeff has to increase his gamer score by 10,000 points. Yes.

And I will pay him a dollar for every point that he scores over 9,000. Yes. So if he scores up to 10,000. Yeah, there is a cap. There is a cap. He's all up to it because you know I'd send you to the fucking poor house.

I can't wait. I relish the opportunity to be sent to the poor house on this. What's the flip side here? The flip side is that he has to pay me a dollar for every point under 9000 no cap on that no under under 10,000 under 9000 under 9000. Oh wow There should definitely be a cap if you get kept at a thousand I should get kept at 8000 not that it matters because I'm gonna win and I'm gonna get the full 10,000

But still so actually I start paying him over 9,000 So it's like that's where really the bet is but the bet is for to the bet is a thousand out of that if he makes it to 10,000 points I got to pay him a Thousand dollars and every point that he just completely misses the mark by more than 10% it gets under 9,000 points He owes me I'm looking at you sir you owe me a dollar a point down to 8,000 points right so if you get what I'm projecting will be about 6,500 points Then I still only make a thousand dollars and now here's the deal What should we talk about I mean, I don't think y'all talked about this yet

But what about extenuating circumstances like red rings or Xbox live out? I have what I have office full. I have four Xbox 360 in my house right now The reason I bring it up is I don't want it to become an excuse late. No, no excuses I have I have access I have for at home and I have access to infinitely more in the office Achievements can be gotten offline. It would just knock off my my live achievements Which would suck but I could I mean that's still be or I could come here to do it I mean what I'm not afraid I'm gonna put some stipulation I'm gonna say you can't get because you did this in our contest for Call

of Duty 4. The last contest with me that you lost. Okay. That one. That you still haven't paid me on. Which we'll get to in a second. But you cannot do these offline. You have to get them online. At least not by design. Okay. Well, I understand what you're saying there. Not by design, and I'm fine with that. But I think the way we should make sure that this has, this doesn't happen is we will, at an agreed upon time on the 26th, because it'll be day after Christmas, I'm one of the great things about this

is that my wife and daughter are going out of town for a week, so that I'll be at home alone with nothing but my Xboxes and the boring dog. So I got all the time in the world to do this. But let's say, like, you don't give seven days. 10 a.m. or a year. Let's be clear's say you don't give seven days 10 a.m. We're clear. Yeah, okay seven days 10 a.m. or whatever on the 26th I will sign on the Xbox live and then you can sign on Xbox live and verify my score and I'll be there

I'll be there the day of a Christmas, okay? I'll abandon my family and the fucking the clock will tick and At that moment and then if I get a offline or whatever it doesn't really matter because you verify that my actual score on live Was whatever was at that time but part of the fun is gonna be watching you get these. Oh absolutely I'm not gonna yeah Yeah, no that was a design you did that last time. You were doing a race That was a different tactic I had and you had a lot of really shitty tactics in that race too like cheating But that's a whole other story just wait. Yeah, okay. It's a long week. It's a long seven days Now it's fine here's how you get burnt down this time

i have i have two things go to three things going for me my family's out of town so i've no distractions you're saying that which is that over and over again how happy or that she's going out of that i'm not happy that she's not going to town i'm gonna miss them terribly but i if if i was around my wife and daughter i would just want to spend time with him because they're so fantastic that i would i would ignore the contest the second thing or the bet I guess it's not

really a contest. The second thing is that if I perform under 9000, my skin divorced me. Yes, she really will. It's part of the plan. Yeah. And and then the third thing I have going for me is I don't know what the third one was. I forgot already, but it's going for me. That's good. It's crucial. Have swing. So, we're gonna land a couple stipulations. The number one is, of course, you have to go from your existing account. You can't start a brand new account. No, absolutely. So, I can't go and go back and get like King Kong and that stuff again.

And I've already got roughly 45,000 points right now. I mean, like, 44,800 or something. And you also have some of the most garbage games on the planet. I have a few. Like, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and surfs and you also have some of the most garbage games on the planet I have a few like teeny green Ninja Turtles and Serf's up and a lot of the games you have a lot of the games that I have I will be I will I will defend Serf's up but he doesn't rest in my life I can't just fan games like Avatar I don't I don't have that with all the last time about to listen I'm totally fine with him

It's spotting in these points we're're talking about 10. He's got a complete Essentially 100% 10 retail games in Seven days or you're gonna have to like basically complete 20 retail games get about 500 points. So we're looking at about 14 30 points a day, which is one and a half retail games 100% it every day or if you just complete them You'd say 500 points. He's got to do three a day. Yes, like just playing to the like the campaign of a game. Yeah Impossible not impossible unlikely with you impossible everyone else unlikely some people not probable you completely impossible totally possible and

That they have going for me in addition the other things I mentioned is that the contest starts on the 26 Which is a Friday by the way? I'm not working. They have to Christmas. I'm taking that day off. I listen. You're okay. All right. So I got all day 26, all day 26, all day 27, all day 28. I have three. What is that nine? Nobody knows what three times 24 is, but if something G, Math nerd, what is three times 24? I like seeing you. You really don't have any hours in 3 days, you just don't know that off the top of your head? It's 78, it's 72 hours. There you go. So 72 hours of no work, no nothing.

I have to feed the dog in the cat twice a day and I'll probably take a dump at some point. That's it. Yeah, I have 72 hours to do nothing but game. I am going to, I will be sad if I don't get the 10,000 points in the first three days Well, we're working here on the 26 will be back in your progress. You're not working on that Don't even come on give me a break see you keep you have all these things about these things that are working for you Yeah, here's the thing you have working against you. Okay, you have to be you that entire time You can't switch bodies with someone who's like I don't even know what that means motivated

We'll stick with it and who's gonna like you'll get to like the 12 hour you be like fuck this I'm not doing this. I remember how you were after a weekend of Call of Duty. Do you remember that? That was a rough game. It was a rough thousand points. You miserable. I did it. I was you were miserable too Yeah, that was a little different in just defense That was a you had to get my all that stuff. That was just one game With a lot yeah, well call Duty's not one of the games. I'll be cherry picking from my 10,000 points. I've already got, dude, and I don't want to scare you,

but I got a fucking spreadsheet. I made a spreadsheet. When you hit save on a spreadsheet, and you assign a spreadsheet to something, that shit becomes official. I understand you already have Knuckles working as a consultant. Yes, I have a already have knuckles working as a consultant. Yes, I have a knuckles dot and working as a consultant. Is it going to be a cut of the prize money if you win?

No, but he asked for it. Did he really? That's son of a... What do you want? I don't know. I thought... If you should do that and then if you if you don't make it he should take he should take part in your loss. He should take part in a loss. Yeah, there's not going to be no loss. You know what if you're going to and ask for a cut, you better come strong. You better come with a number. You just said I wanna cut and didn't say what it was. I think you might have been kidding around with the fuck I'm right. Is that what you did too? Do you play the joke thing? I go, I wanna cut.

He is like, hey, I get a cut of this, right? Ha, ha, ha. Tell them to fucking ship in when you lose. That's what I mean. Let's talk about reality in a second. When you're, when you're dishing out the thousand bucks, how much of it's gonna be in Canadian dollars? Ooh.

That's what I wanna know. None of it. I'm not dishing out anything. I'm gonna make a thousand dollars. And you know what I'm gonna do with a thousand dollars? I have no idea, but it's gonna be Canadian dollars. That's what I want to know. None of it. I'm not dishing out anything. I'm gonna make a thousand dollars. You know what I'm gonna do with a thousand dollars? I have no idea but it's gonna be wonderful. Are there any rules you want to put on me? What kind of what? Like can I have you killed? No you can't do anything to interfere. Cut your power. You can't cut my power. You can't do anything to interfere with my game. You can't steal my memory card again. Anything

like that. Can we interfere? good plot if we see you playing online And you're like you're going for online achievements Can we then jump in your games and try to stop you from getting every one of the internet send you a message? I can just turn off notifications And you like the party do all the dumb shit you want to do is not gonna affect me getting my games Get my achievements. I got a list dude. I got a list that's 18,000 points strong, and I think I could probably get all of them in this seven days. I got to say, now I just got to go through and figure out the easiest 10,000 out of that 18,000. Go for it. It's a great list. Go for it. It's a great list. I mean, I'm thinking like

Avatar the airbender, it's going to take you like three hours even. Avatar? Even though that's like notoriously the one where you get the fastest amount of minutes minutes no by the way three hours that's not a problem I figured out I need to average for my sanity I need to average about three hundred about what is it 300 points an hour I could do that that would be 900 points over three hours yeah interesting yeah it's no second I have it I thought I played for six hours a day. I need to get 333 points an hour. Oh, it's gonna be so great. But I'm not gonna play for six points. So it's 3 to 3 to 3. Six hours a day. So what day of the week are you starting? I'm gonna start trying. I want to start to make my own spreadsheet of when you're gonna 26th. You need to be getting about

five points a minute more or less. Yeah, I'm gonna take my wife and daughter to the airport and then I'm gonna come home and I'm gonna start gaming and it's gonna be amazing You're an impartial person. I'm gonna try and have 5,000 points the first day When do you what do you think is gonna happen? Like what do you like if you started Friday? Tell us what's gonna happen? No, he's gonna he's gonna go strong through the weekend I think but I think he's gonna be very tired Sunday night. I will he's gonna trudging to the office Monday morning And be like no, I'm still doing it. I'm still gonna go.

I'm just gonna take a break tonight. I'm just gonna take a break. I'm already well ahead. I'm just gonna take a break and that break's gonna fuck him on Monday. Yeah. Yeah. You know, to be honest with you, I'm a little concerned

about that. I think that I'm gonna be, I'm gonna go strong all weekend and I wouldn't be surprised if I got seven or eight thousand points in that weekend, although I'd like to get all 10,000. If I don't, I'm gonna be fucking exhausted I'm gonna be totally exhausted. It's it's something that I'm really concerned with I guess my biggest my biggest pitfall you should be could be

Cere exhaustion after Sunday you should be worried So what do you have any plans Jeff? Like are you gonna have food delivered to the house? Like what's your strategy? Do you have something set up for that? Yeah, I do we have a service in Austin called eat out in and I also have three very good pizza restaurants right by my house and a good Chinese restaurant, Sun Hing. So I got the food. I won't have to leave my house the entire time I will be applying to all of these restaurants in the next week So if you want to eat Eed out in or the Chinese restaurant by Jeff's house I would not recommend it during the week of

December 26th to January 1st. I will be shitting in all the food The other pitfall I'm going to have is that I'm a bit of an alcoholic. And it's going to be hard like so great. Alcohol is just going to put me to sleep. It's like all the frail teas are going to come to light. Are you going to stockpile an alcohol before you start? Yeah, yeah, I'm just hoping I'm just hoping I don't get too drunk to plant. Yeah, that's it. This could be a problem. You have too much alcohol on hand. You're going to get drunk instantly. You're going to sleep through the weekend. What is your favorite liquor? I'd be happy to buy your bottle

My favorite liquor is probably oh gosh, what's my very favorite in the world? You know some Cheetos and some Hendrix. I like Tito's. I like Hendrix. I like makers more Say my big three right here's another question. Where you getting the games? I Haven't worked that out. Oh, yeah I'm borrowing some games From Jack and some other people you had some time to prepare like borrowing from you and Gus. Yep, and Jack and then I have The office already has a few we went to a period where in the office We got almost every Xbox 360 game it came out the first year. We got every game

Yeah, it seems like longer and then we figured out how much you know when you add up the cost it's 60 bucks like for games we never played like rock star table tennis and Biomedical heroes and shit like that tops been poor tuner. I played the shit out of table tennis That's true. I played the shit out of about 80 like I got about 80 game rescores of that too. Yeah, there you go That was a tough one didn't learn less than that apparently But uh, and then I will I might I might uh can you still win video games like a blockbuster or why not Hollywood video? I might start renting games Here's what I'm here's what that's the sound strategy that you better get it before Christmas because more time that you have to leave the house And also people are getting you x boxes around there to be hard to find. Oh no, no the week leading up to it

I I'll be collecting all the games So I should have almost everything I need before the event starts. Also, a lot of my games are going to be two three-year-old sports games that I haven't played yet and I can pick those up for like $5 at Gamecrazy or Best Buy or wherever. Maybe you could write the video game companies and like get sponsorships. Hey, I'm going to be playing your shitty, crappy, unbalanced, achievement game. Would you mind sponsoring me? Well, be sure to mention you. There just aren't that many shitty unbalanced achievement games. Here's what I'm thinking.

I'm thinking I've got $1,000 budget to work with. To try to prevent, because as far as I can, I can give you below 8,000 points, and I make $1,000 from Jeff. It will basically be him paying for me to fuck with him. That's a good way to look at it. I guess that's one way to look at it. There's going to be a lot of out- out of work Christmas carolers the week after Christmas

Looking for something to do how much how much trouble are you gonna get in when your wife finds that you owe me a thousand dollars? You'll be evicted No, I'm gonna be part of the plane by the end of the week you'll be evicted That's part of my strategy no power cut the power of the house. I got it Be burned to the ground. This is no brainer 10,000 points in a week is not that much so the way I understand credit that a day Matt will you already told you 14 30 14 30 a day Whatever okay, okay, you're even a half a day. Here's my prediction. He starts on Friday I'm gonna say he has Friday to Friday basically so I'm gonna say on

Wednesday is the day that he's finally he that he says His goal is then just to break even and go for 9000 like that's his goal Mm-hmm, and then Thursday is the day. He just says the contest was flawed and he's just gonna stop Like you you won't even go to the end of the contest I don't even if he loses he probably won't ever fulfill paying you I mean whatever happened to the seven day, it's easy to drive it. Let's talk about that for a moment, Charlie. Here's the other thing stipulation you should put on me

that I have to pay you in a certain amount of time. From past experience, we should talk about that. I'm not going to put that stipulation on you. You're a stand-up guy. Did you trust me? If only I had such faith in the other contestants, I should put that stipulation on you. What am I thinking?

For when you get your 7,000 points. I'll pay you so I'll pay right up this whole thing started I guess you could say actually probably one of the first achievement hundred things we did was Jeff and I had an achievement race It was pretty achievement. I guess it was pretty cheap was you and I were kicking around the idea for the site with that then way Wait, wait, yeah, but then we were new mainly achievement races and stuff like that And then Jeff had the idea let's do call a 4, where the game came out last November, right, or October. Yeah, October. And so we both got it, and then we just, not knowing anything about it, just said,

who can get to a thousand points of fastest, and it took us all weekend to do a thousand points in that game. But in all fairness, it probably only took us, like we could probably have gotten six hours, you probably got 750 points out of that game. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then didn't have to plan expert or whatnot.

Yeah. And then the bet was that whoever won would give the other one an achievement to do. Why are you looking so miserable? Because you don't want to talk about it? That's not true. No. The bet was that that person could then

pick a video game achievement or a real life achievement that they had to do. And you chose to do the video game one. And chose to do the real life achievement. And we're going to make me eat seafood or sushi. And then you said, no, that's not good for the sight. you chose to do the video game one. I chose to do the real life achievement. You were going to make me eat seafood or sushi. And then you said, no, that's not good for the sight. You have to do the video game one. So I had protest.

I never did it. That's not true. That's not true. That's why we're recording this today. This is the first time I've ever heard of this protest. That's absolutely. You don't even told me that? He's white.

That's what his wife says. Yeah, I trust my wife. But also that's true. She wasn't here. And she said, Jeff was also getting an achievement that takes 14 hours to get, like real time, you gotta sit there for 14 hours and get it. And that's the one. And the other stipulation was, was that you could not give someone an achievement to do that they hadn't done themselves.

We went all the way down to qualifying into that level. That's true. And I gave you an achievement, and my hardest achievement that I had already gotten, and that was seven-day survivor in dead rising. Wait, it's just 14 hours straight. You should have that be your 10,000 point. I thought about it. I thought about it. You can't do it. Oh, if you did that, that'd be great. Really? I would shut up for a little while. For a little while. What's a little while for you? Like 45 minutes? 45 seconds. One thing that makes me a little sad is I've been playing Prince of Persia this morning to do achievement 100 videos and then about 20 minutes I've got like 130 points. That's nothing. I should have done it on an alternate. That's nothing. I can't I can't sit down on my Xbox right now and get 130 points to it's the 10,000 and 7 days.

It all adds up, baby. I know it. I know it all adds up. 30 minutes, 130 points. That's not bad. That's like 10% of what it means for a day. So just under 10%. Yeah. So you only need 100 games to do that in. Every game you get 100 points right out of the gate. So I've seen 100 games. Oh, see you're it really easy you win the fucking spreadsheet you drew the line straight out You know I got a hundred points in 30 minutes You all the way out. Oh, yes, do it if you at that rate. Oh, he's just playing for five hours. That's exactly right 300 minutes This is math. This is the math couch over here. Yeah, I'm accurate and you know that's not true. You know that's not true What's not true that you can't play for 500 minutes to get 10,000 points Shrek can

300 minutes This math this math end of the catch up because it's end of the catch is a little more mathy Okay, so here's the deal. Okay, December 26th, December 26th Friday. Yeah, and what time what time your family go to the airport I'll have to check I think it's pretty early. I think it's like seven in the morning. I'll have to double check. But what's that? That's really some morning time. Yeah, morning. What's our new year? We're starting like at nine am. No, as soon as they're out the dorm going. Okay. Let's plan on what 10 a.m. Central time. Yeah. And I'll verify the flight to make sure that I can do

that. And then it goes from seven days or I guess more accurately. So the new within 10 a.m. the next Friday. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is a I'm so excited. I can't wait. I can't wait. I'm gonna have so many. $1,000. $1,000. What a ridiculous bet. That was a good bet. The safe bet for me. And you win. If you get $9,000 and won,000 one you win that's true I get a dollar you get a dollar so you even like we Spotted you we spotted you a thousand points on this bet and not only that you have avatar airbender Which will be like a thousand points out of the gate. I have avatar the airbender I have madden 09 and I have ncw a9 that's like

2500 points and why the madden games so important you can supers you can super-sum you can stimulate games and get achievements. Yep. That's just pushing a button and getting achievements. Yep. I'm not concerned. That's all every video game is by the way pushing a button to get an achievement. No, I know that. I know that. You can start button though and you get achievements. You just run a season you get achievements. I already got that one for the Simpson's. I didn't. No, I'm not in sweating. Look at this hand. Solid is a rock. I'm not sweating either. I'll probably, I have, I bet I can get, I hope you get 5,000 points in the first day. I bet I will. I bet I'll get 5,000 in the first day.

And you're just like, hubris. It's just like, I got this. I'm having a bad day. I get sick days to go. I can't wait. Oh, it's gonna be great. I can't wait. It's gonna be so great.

I almost wish there wasn't a cap on this. Why? I want to see how far Jeff can go. I could go... When I sat down to figure out how many points I could get in seven days, the figure I came up with is staggering. But I don't want to do it to you. Because it's not fair to you, it was 17,000.

I don't want you to have to pay me $8,000. How fast do you think you get 17,000? Put your money where your mouth is. then let's move the whole line up to 15,000 and we'll uncap it. Uh-oh. Oh We got a cap in both ways. No, no, I will be a billion. It's too late. It's too late in the game to be changing the rules. All right So I guess that's it so people can track it. You look at track it. Yeahertag is DGGF, DGGEOFF. Feel free to track my progress online

and watch me or break in the points. I'm gonna have a big achievement break, and I'm gonna go, why don't you give us your resume? What's the most amount of points you've gotten in short amount of time before? I got about 7,000 points in a week or so when I first decided to secretly catch you. Yes.

Which you did and passed me. I did, I passed you. So you have about 45,000 points right now, is that what you said? I think I'm a little under 45,000. I'm guaranteeing that I'll have 45,000 by the time it starts. So you're looking at increasing your total game score by about 22%. Your game score that you've worked on for three years. Sure, I'll trust your math there, Einstein.

Which has been important to you. Yeah, I mean, I guess it's important. The best part is these games you can play are awful. I mean, I only think God that like the system is set up so that you can't run multiple Xboxes at one time. You've got to single file. That was my wife's decision by the way, and I had to explain to her it doesn't work like that. Oh yeah. And she was like, we have like three or four Xboxers just have them all going on she's like a grifter she's taking the kid to work like a frame somewhere isn't she she's like that set up she sees the angle in everything no comment what can you do to crafty lady my wife all right okay so we're done so this is the challenge officially

laid out Jeff has to score 9,000 points and every point over 9,000 that he scores. I have to pay him a one dollar of the 10,000 points. Yes Every point under 9,000 that he doesn't score. He has to pay me a dollar down to 8,000 points and He has seven days in which to do this seven days running from Friday December 26th to Friday January 1st How many how many hours are in seven days in which to do this. Seven days running from Friday, December 26th, to Friday, January 1st. How many hours are in seven days, Gus? A hundred, four, eight, twenty, five, six, eight, yeah. 168 hours?

That's the same right? 168 hours in seven days? Okay. 168. What is that, like, that's like, with sleep, you want sleep in there? I do sleep. Okay, take eight hours out of every day. How many hours in a day if you take out eight? Seven times eight, it's like a... With sleep? You want sleep in there? I do sleep.

Okay. Take eight hours out of every day. How many hours in a day if you got eight? I don't know. Seven times eight. It's 56, so what is that? A hundred and... She's 112, yeah.

Yeah. It's only we have a device that can be more simple medical calculations for us. So I got... If you take an consideration, you think that I'll sleep eight hours a day. And I probably won't. I don't sleep that much. I have 112 hours. You you will be able to sleep what is that that's like uh...

ten points an hour or some shit i have to have a reaction come on i think this is like a hundred twenty five dollars a day is what i'm making i'm trying to get i'll be so rich i can't believe that you don't think this is easy to do i think it's easy to do you don't think i'll do it i. I think it's easy to do. You just don't think I'll do it. I don't think you're capable of it. That's what you're learning here. I'm insulted. You're paying a thousand dollars to learn this lesson that I have a low opinion of you.

That's what you're paying a thousand dollars for. How could you possibly have a low opinion of me? Have I ever missed a comic in 362 comics? No, but I know this is a gaming thing. I'm 152 videos into which even I know what I'm listening to. Let me give you a resume. First of all, you didn't get the seven days survivor thing, right? All right, sure. Okay, under protest. Under protest.

Under protest. This is also the first day we're hearing under protest as well. There's also every game that we've started to play together that I have gotten a thousand points and you said you were going to and you didn't with the exception of one, which is draw two. But like, leave a pinata to, as Creed. Still work on it. If you pinata to, it's gonna be a part of this achievement.

What's the dumb Cuban game? Just cause. Just cause. That's another good one. Yeah, all ones that you were like, this is the greatest game ever made a thousand points, and there's no problem that you didn't. Now, this, this might appeal to you,

because you don't have to thousand point any particular game. You just have to get ten thousand points. I have thousand point at quite a few games. You just, you'll lose it. You'll lose your enthusiasm now. If I got, I'm doing your disservice by, by offering the money. You should do this for your own personal redemption. That's what I think. Personal redemption. I don't know what I'm being redeemed from. I would be redeemed in fact that I haven't finished, I haven't got a thousand points I haven't got since hasn't screened yet. I will. No you won't. No statue of limitations on getting it. No you won't. No you won't. I know you won't. And since hasn't screened? Just just cause. Where's that? I let you borrow it. I haven't seen it since. It's in the it's in the case with all the other

games. Where's that sitting there? We're going. I got brown. Completed. Where is that case? Where is that case? I don't know. Where is the case? I don't know where is the case I don't know if I had to bet I guess I would agree with Gus It's probably a Bernie's house. No, no, no, I have a shredder at my house. Oh heaven forbid the game's be easy to access Yeah, I will not I won't do anything like that. I will do anything like that. What I'm gonna be doing is the games are here I don't have the games. They're here somewhere. I there was this will be a cycle of Psychological warfare where I turn you against yourself. I will not interfere physically in anyway That'll be a first for you. Yes. Last time I stole his memory card. That was supposed to be Stole my memory card. I told the Fence Lens for the night and then backed out and didn't show up the hangout Listen to me. Listen to me. I didn't steal your memory card either

I played a joke where I swapped your memory card and wrote made an exact duplicate of your memory card and then hit yours in your backpack. It's not like I took it away from you. And you freaked out, you got scared. Mental, mental. That was a lot of physical leaning up to that mental. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. It's a physical attack with a mental. So you like crushing. You're some sort of a mentalist is that it? Come on mental like yeah, Chris Kim Jr. All right. You're a witness. Yeah, you understand the terms. Yeah, let's do it He understands he understands what he's supposed to do here. Yeah, I think I've been here a year from now How it wasn't a thousand dollars it was let me let me I hope we get something like that back and listen to the podcast. Yeah, we totally have record of it now

I don't want to cause a bug guest. Let me I don't like the word podcast. It's stupid. It's like, it's a, uh, It's a cool cast. It's a rooster radio. You know, I just figured out that podcast is a pun of broadcast. I never figured that out. I never knew that either. I, I, I just, I was trying to just figure out why they call podcasts.

I just figured my podcast is a pun from broadcast, which makes me even hate it even more now. I thought it was like a, I thought pod came from my pod. It is, but yeah. That's what I could say. Whatever. As opposed to Shmod? Yeah. Or Marigay or... All right. Jeff?

Yes. Good luck. Thanks. I want you to be happy. I don't want you to be disappointed in yourself when it all falls apart. Okay? And when you're on Thursday, I want you to know getting the 9000 is okay goal, okay? And then minimizing the damage between 8000 and 9000, that's okay too. Hey Gus, how many points do you think I'm gonna get? I think you'll get about 8000.

Maybe 9000. No, if he's not gonna get close to 9, he'll stop at 5. I'm gonna say 5800. You're gonna say I'm gonna get 5800? No, no, no, no, I'm gonna say, I'm going for the bet. I'm betting I I'm betting at that level if I thought so But I just want to throw it out there as an insult that yeah, 5800 But not in any official way. I don't want some kind of weird caveat of will you said? My bet is for 9000 points

Really 10,000 I was so gracious to spot you a thousand points, you know, I just I pity I pity both of you. I especially pity you in your wallet because you're gonna you know me a foul. How are you gonna pay it? You can pay a check How would you how would you like to be paid I've been your peace and pennies. I want to be paid in a thousand one dollar bills Well, it's coming out of your paycheck. You realize it's bad money. My money's coming out of the company. No, I don't care how I receive it. No, I should not say that.

I don't want it in pennies. I don't want it in chains. I want it in US currency. I pay you $10, $100 bills. Okay. Likewise. Yes. I would like $10, $100 bills.

We'll see about that. Delicious $100 bills. Awesome. This is so great. I'm got to use it to pay off the crane. What? Unwrecking ball. All right, that is it. You can tune in, I guess, and watch Jeff on Xbox Live. I guess we'll do updates on the site. Yeah, absolutely. If you want to see this, and you can watch Jeff's, like, slow, horrible grinding to a halt, bitter demise.

Oh my god. Are you gonna make any videos of yourself and post them on YouTube as you're going to log? You know that's a good question. I would like... Of course, a YouTube, what on earth is that? I mean, I'm sorry, I meant for a team in Hunter. Oh, I would like to chronicle my travels through this adventure,

but I'm gonna be so focused on getting achievements that I'm not gonna have time to get weighted down with posting journals and videos and all that nonsense. But I like to use the word focused. Jeff's gonna be focused, like a laser. And diligence, like a laser, like my middle name. Yeah. All right, good luck.

So is this a, are we gonna do this podcast thing again? Yes, we're gonna do a podcast thing again. I don't know, probably not. What do we get talk about? I, what will do'll do, we'll do, then the, then the thing. Yeah, when you're got your thing going, we'll do the thing. A lot stuff to talk about. We're so good at this. Yeah, yeah, it's flows, and how long has this been going on? 40 minutes. 40 minutes. 40 minutes of pure entertainment. Although like 45 seconds of it was when we thought the application had crashed. Yeah, that was sad. Yeah, not much going on. It's a slow week between between Christmas and New Year's

Yeah, I think it's also interesting this exactly seven days between Christmas and New Year's I don't know why that's interesting. It is very interesting like the same day of the week every year Is Christmas is the same day of the week as New Year's? You know what? I just read today like like I guess about an hour ago Red before we started this podcast I read that astronomers have determined that Christmas is actually in June and that Jesus would have been born in June. I don't know what astronomers figure that out. They've watched the sun because they talked about like in the Bible they talk about how the Wisement followed the North Star or whatever nonsense and

for it to be in that position at that time they say it would have had to have been in June. Oh, what the fuck up. What do they know? Science. Astronomers. Yeah. Scientists. Not astrologers? Astronomers. Yeah, scientists. Not astrologers, astronomers. You told me scientists that are using the Bible as a reference? I mean, what the fuck? I mean, to just prove itself, let's start it.

Christmas is in December. You guys are fucking saying this. You want the Christmas universe? I'm just saying what I read on dig. Because thanks to the large Hadron Collider, they're able to figure it out. Yeah. I think they just went back in time fucking astronomers Take it up you need to justify their fucking job

Look and do a telescope ball day Jesus Christ I mean what what what do astronomers do now? I mean really what do they do they get they fuck with Pluto to like have something to do on an average day What I mean there's other new stars popping up every day? Well, yeah, yeah, actually there are and then also they spend a good portion of their time trying to figure out how to blow up meteors that are headed towards Earth. Right? That's practical application of science. It is. Astronomers are charged with that. We know it's coming.

What are we going to test a bunch of deep-seed oil drillers like an Armageddon? Fuck that. What do we send to astronomers? Are they fucking telescopes? And they're opinions about their training. They're training right now. Maybe they'll tell the asteroids, hey, come on Christmas, weathe that's what you do. I mean, the asteroids will hit us on the wrong day. Had very mock science.

Yeah, I think that is being NASA. I don't think anyone in NASA is like stepping up and saying they're an astronomer. They're saying like they're an engineer. They need a better term're an astronomer. They're saying like they're an engineer. They need a better term for that than a astronomer Astronomer basically you just hate the term you just hate the term astronomer is what this boils down to well If you fuck a Christian they were a stellar engineer to be totally different story you fuck with Christmas the gloves come off Yeah, astronomers are like old dudes in paintings and white beards and seconds and they're trying to convince the Pope that the fucking Earth revolves around the sun.

That's what astronomer is. Their job is done. We figured it all out. Alright, let me face. I read an article a little earlier today where a bunch of space engineers. There you go. Determined that Christmas is actually in June. Well, what the fuck are they doing? They should have gone back to astronomy school. Hey, you know what? My birthday's in June. What if Jesus and I share the same birthday? What if he was born on June 19th? It's impossible, isn't it? Yeah. I have the same birthday as Martin Luther King.

I mean, he's typically celebrated about the same time. I'm January 18th and it's typically January 19th. There's sometimes a falls on my birthday. Yep. Well, congratulations. It's awesome. Thanks. Guess what do you got? Your president's day.

Washington's birthday, baby. Washington? Yeah. your presence day? Washington's birthday, baby? Washington. Yeah, he's president's birthday, right? Oh, I can beat that first president day superman's birthday I knew I can beat that you bear more spurt. Garfield's birthday. Muhammad Ali Muhammad Ali and Martin Luther King do I'm fucking hard Hey, um, you get cred. I do have cred You know that I had another friend friend growing up he was born on uh president stays well and his mother was very close to naming him George Washington Welch you imagine how horrible yeah she's gonna name them uh link in Washington welch

i've been even better welch the uh i guess what i guess you'd have been great as George Washington sorola awesome the third what a Washington, Sirola all right We ready we done with this thing. I don't know. Okay Yeah, all right, so that's it. So yeah, 26 get your checkbook. Yeah, yeah, touch gloves. All right, ding ding It's a veteran. I don't do anything, but sit back and be snarky, which by you ever get away You have something very painful. You got a lot of fucking check Don't discount that. Describe the show to a newcomer and a more familiar way.

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