Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #100

Episode Date: February 9, 2011

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church.

Twisted metal, streaming now, only on Peacock. is the podcast. Is the parkas go? Are you related to that guy? We're all friends. It kind of has a CD or coconut feel. That's Mike, ELHD from the website. And he asked me several times an email to make sure to say hello to Griffin for him. Oh, hi. He's so big. He's going to be a big Griffin fan.

Clearly, he included her in the theme song. I was like, he must be a huge fan. I wish that the weather reflected the feel of the song. The cold hour. So cold hour. Hot Latin B. You wish that the weather reflected the feel of the song. The so cold hour. Hot Latin B. You wish we had senior coconut weather. Yes, exactly. Here's what the theme songs are teaching me about our audience.

They all own a Cassio keyboard. Every single one of them. Is that the most prolific piece of technology in history is the Cassio keyboard with the rumbo beat? It could be, we have one, don't we? We used it before. I have like three in my house. I think we have a big one in the recording booth at the but it's a bit off. Yeah, what happened?

A little jingle. What happened to that? I think it's a storage. I think the power somebody didn't wander off of it. We've lost our passion for the beat. We moved on to other things. Well, I think the cultural zeitgeist for the cast of keyboard was the Cosby show episode that starts Stevie Wonder. Did you ever see that one? No, I never thought that. When he recorded the voices, no, but you should take yourself to the pool.

What's wrong with that? Little Theo Huxibol never hurt anybody. No, I never saw that. If I did, I don't remember it. Long time ago. So should we introduce ourselves? Since people are seeing us into podcasts for the first time? This is our first video podcast.

Yes, that's not Game footage. We've done. Right. Game footage, video podcast. All right, we did the survival mode. Yeah. For when Left or Dead came out. And we do it for ODST as well.

Mm-hmm. Well, it's not gonna be a fun way to celebrate our 100th podcast, but having a video one. Hey, congratulations to us by the way. We should have incorporated more of a Latin field to the video podcast. So I'm Gus. Hello, I'm Bernie Burns. I'm Griffin Ramsay. We should have incorporated more of a Latin feel to the video podcast So I'm Gus. Hello, I'm Bernie Burns. I'm Griffin Ramsay. Yes

And Jeff and Griffin are a little under the weather today. I we are a little flui We're getting our germs on the mic, but don't feel bad in about three days you guys will be too We get a little sick and a lap grab. She You guys are supposedly men are worse at being sick than women. You're busted all the stereotypes. No, well, she's kind of a judge. Jeff's been stuck, he's been sleeping a lot more than I have. Like I had to come into work yesterday to finish painting. And so I haven't had as much of a recovery period as he had has.

And now I'm getting mad. You haven't gotten to lay around eating bond bonds. How is your early morning Guinness? My early morning is good. It's actually Coke zero. Don't break the illusion. All right now. I have to get a beer Guinness doesn't look like Guinness on camera. You got a Coke zero looks like it doesn't have a It doesn't have the phone. The world's flat is Guinness But that's also makes it the world's flat is Coke zero as well. Since you didn't come into the office the other day Did you know just like he's not twist off. Did you?

Play any games or anything while you're at home. No, dude believe it or not. I was too sick to play video games You sick to play video games. Yeah, I find that hard to believe I watched a movie I watched the get smart film that was my entertainment How was it? Yeah, it's pretty good and has we thought she's super hot had a crazy cast that film yeah going back a couple years But yeah, it's good. So we leave Correll But I'm sorry. Steve Crel between season one of the office and every other season of the office He had massive plastic surgery, right? Oh hair plugs anyway. He had hair plugs and he's eating and all that stuff done I had to do it right. He looks way better. She looked good on the daily show though

I thought that they did something to him to make him look like weirder They like they did like they plugged it like they plugged it or they did something Yeah, I got the impression did something to them to make them look like weirder. They like they did something like they pluck better than did something. Yeah, I got the impression it was the opposite. No, I've read that too. Like they just combed it in a different way and that was it. Oh no, that can't be. No, no, no, no. There's no way. Well, whatever, he looks great. Yeah. And this is his last season of the office, right? He's he's leaving. He's gonna be off in a couple episodes, I think. I need to try to make it all the way with his. Yeah, I think four episodes before the end of this season, he's gonna be off in a couple episodes, I think. I need to try to make it all the way to this.

Yeah, I think four episodes before the end of this season, he's gonna bow out. And then Will Ferrell comes in for a little while. Will Ferrell does really three episode arc. You think they're gonna put Ricky Gervais in there? They already did. No, I mean, he's a part of it. I don't think so. I don't think you do that either.

Do you? I don't think Ricky Gervais would be interested in doing that. We're about to make Gus mad, by the way. What is that? Because we're gonna bring up Rick at your vase. And there's a piece of Rick at your vase news this week that made Gus very, very angry. No, it didn't make me angry. It made me angry that people were shocked by it.

That makes you angry. He was angry by props. It was angry at the news. It was angry. He got invited to host the Golden Globes again next year, which was not a surprise, but everyone acted like he was a big surprise. Not at all. Not a surprise.

No. And so, you feel everybody was duped by the fact that they weren't really upset about re-trace making all the jokes. You think he really went out and did a monologue that he didn't clear with them ahead of time or told jokes that they weren't expecting? Maybe the crowd wasn't expecting it.

But the people who run the Golden Globe, you know. I don't know. I mean, effort stories about him just insulting people left and right in Hollywood. So I wouldn't be surprised if he did just like come up with this mon monologue, but I mean I'm not surprised that they're inviting him back. And it was people are talking about the Golden Globes of course

If he had that done that they would have literally pulled a giant hook Yeah, just like they would have had like Chris Rock waiting in the wings to go out Like a replacement host just in case I wonder if they've ever right do they have replacement host I mean they have to have somebody lined up just in case something horrible happens I don't know. Oh, yeah a whole audience full actors. I'm sure they can find somebody like they're like Baldwin step up Rift for the next two hours like what do you think would happen like you get killed on the way? What if you falls off the stage? Blue

Yeah, all like you every time DMX agreed to perform that they've been Music awards and he never showed up. They always had a replacement artist really yeah, I do know that you know Most people when they get the flu aren't expected go to work still I know She's making all about her. He's like what happens you get to the flu and then they have to get to go low Stardolliating you know, he's a professional. He would soldier on yeah, yeah, of course craft. It's suffer That's right. He would show up for work Suffer so he can make a fun of all the people that are there So why can't you do that as well? That's all we're asking. Why can't you be like or get your race?

But you know, I noticed that rigid race does make fun of a lot of people and the only thing that they have to make fun of him about is the fact that He was fat and now he's not anymore. It's like he took that away They can make fun of the fact he's British because he can't change that. Yeah, there's nothing He's doing about being British. Yeah, but I just think he can't wipe off. Yeah He can never not be British. Yeah, and he's like that really like typical kind of British where it's the take the piss Yeah, you know, I that kind of humor that really is a specialty of British humor and I don't know if you could go after him because I think you'd come back up to you What are the genres of British humor Is it take the piss and cross dressing or the two that like money?

I'm also walking really fast of any hill. Yeah Yeah, you make fun, but so so much of our TV now is based on British TV. Yeah, it's kind of scary What's true within the new mega hit skins? We got a quick break We're gonna show a drunk tech animated adventure. Oh, we take breaks now? Yeah, we take breaks. And so we're gonna check this out and we'll be right back. All right. Well, we can talk about our day, right? We started our morning in the office working.

Yeah, and then we probably left there and we'll straight to the airport to get on a plane. Got on a plane. And we'll descend the air. Sat next to two fucking cunts that refuse to turn their electronics off through the entire god damn flight. I don't understand. I don't understand either.

I look over there and like the bitch was using her iPhone, right? He was in her iPhone. We're fucking flying. We're taxiing. And I was like, that's totally electronic device, right? And the flight attendant comes by and says, you turn it off. And she's like, oh, yeah, that's right. So she turns it off.

And we get off we're five feet off the ground and she pulls her SLR out to start showing she's taking pictures of the woman next to her she's taking flash photography as we're taking off on the plane if that guy in the review mirror the pilot we'd have been toast that stupid bitch and her dumb friend put all of our lives of danger it would it would be why do we have rules as a society guys you know what? Fuck it.

I'm not paying taxes anymore. This lady showed me. Yeah, I'll just pull out my fucking camera. I'll pull out my iPhone. I'll pull out my fucking vibrator. I don't care that I'm putting 245 people at risk. They're small babies on that plane, but whatever, who cares?

Because I wanted to look at photos of my dog. So, I'm not gonna pay my taxes anymore. I'm gonna shoot a cop. Thanks to JR Dan for the Joint Tech animated, so I'm glad we're able to incorporate those into a video podcast officially now. Those things are awesome, dude. Love them. I love them.

Okay, so before the break we were talking about British TV invading American TV. Has anybody watched American Idol with a new host? I have. No. No. At all? What do you think? You can tell that they've changed some things, but it's I've never liked it to begin with

The only thing I like about American Idol is watching the idiots trying out is Jaila hot Oh really you like that stage of it. I don't like that at all I actually want to see the kids that sing well, which are we watch? It gets old watching people be bad at singing I can watch myself It's awesome, but like it's like not only watching them be bad at singing but watching them be crazy is also what's great. And you get a couple of those every now and then. But I feel like now more than anything else what you're seeing is attention whores who are just trying to fit that mold of being the crazy bad singer. Yeah, this people who are definitely like trying to act. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of them. So how are Stephen Tyler and Jala perfectly fine. Yeah, there's it's absolutely no change at all

Who's the new Simon I have to watch this stuff because my wife watches it and I watch it by osmosis half It seems like Randy is trying to step up and be the new He literally moved into the Simon's move to the He's not like mean, but he'll so Stephen Tyler's follow right I heard that yeah, he's kind of like spacey and out there Yeah, but he gives like he gives good advice Well, he's fallen actually had a career and I think I'm more of a joy music. She's just like a drunk and crazy. No, she doesn't she never had a drop of alcohol Oh, that's right. I think last week he had to apologize because he does this thing to wear for really beautiful girl walks in no matter

How old she is like the bottom age and I was 15 they can take a condition. He's like all right Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey or twice, those two Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler seem like a much better fit than she ever seemed even after an entire scene. But she was always like kind of hanging on Simon, right? Aren't they always really flirty and like a weird one? Yeah, it also seems like the voting's more fair now. It's like if two people vote, yes, they go. It does not like Simon overriding everyone's vote with what he thinks and that's count. Even though that's why everybody watched the show.

Right. Who cared what the other two thought and why the X--Factor's gonna bury American Idol in the end? Yeah, do you think it's gonna survive even if it is a good transition? Yeah, and the first episode, the season, they specifically said what record company, the winner wasn't gonna get a contract with, and it was a different record company than before.

Oh yeah. And I read somewhere online also that record company is going to push for each week for the contestants to sing songs from their catalog instead of having like themed shows. Oh really? Yeah, so they're using it as a vehicle to promote their own catalog of music. So it's totally just a sponsor. It's just a corporate thing. Totally fond of that.

It was a inner scope. Okay, I think. I also read that J. Lo is upset with how popular Stephen Tyler is and how he's getting the majority of the screen time I didn't realize we're also American Idol I'm talking about him. I just I read the internet. I'm embarrassed now. I really I mean people can see the embarrassment so Egypt then Well, you guys see Anderson Cooper get punched in the head. I did too. Yeah, yeah, you know Who Anderson Cooper is related to he's related to'm excited too. Yeah. You know who Anderson Cooper is related to? He's related to somebody very famous.

His mother. Is that Cooper? Yeah, you know? No. Yeah, his mother is a westerface. Oh. His mother is glory of Vanderbilt. Yeah.

Really? Of like Vanderbilt genes from the 80s or whatever. And the Vanderbilts who are well-to-the-unbelief. Yeah, well-to-the-unbelief. And I know why that's, where did Cooper come from? I don't know, maybe at the stage then. Yeah. Do you know what Anderson Cooper got his start on television?

Man, I want to say, I saw him on the overnight news. I think for, is he NBC or ABC, but he was like on a world news and he did like a four hour shift in the middle of the night. I don't know what place that was. Oh, I know what you're gonna say. Yeah, he was on the mold. He was the host of the mold. That was a good show. It was great. It was a great show and Jeff and I back when the mole was on initially we thought it would be really funny if we picked an obscure celebrity and made fan pages for them on the internet

So we wanted to make an Anderson Cooper fan page and make it super creepy We're gonna build a shrine in our in the house to Anderson Cooper and Turned out we didn't need to because tons of people do that. Yeah, now there's about 20,000 of those Yeah, that already exists. I've never seen them all. What is it? It was a game show where all the contestants, you know, it's like a reality slash game show where over the course of a season, everyone competed kind of like

survivor in different events, but one of the contestants was a plant by the show who secretly trying to sabotage everyone. And every week, every contestant had to try to guess who was the sabotage, who was the sabotage toward was. Who was the mom? And the person, they took a test at the end of the episode. And the person who was the furthest off on the test

was the person that kicked out. And there were crazy questions. It would be like, when you're taking the test, like when you ate dinner Tuesday night, who was the mole sitting next to? Yeah, it was so like that. It was crazy. And it was cool too, because like,

you could win up to I think a million dollars But the mole could sabotage certain contests and But then you win less money make you win less money But then the mold didn't want to sabotage every contest so the mole would intentionally win some contests But then that made less money for the mole But the mole had to like try to string it along as long as he could to make it Yeah, they had celebrity mole after that, which was not nearly as good, but it did have a much. And likewise, the players who were playing, it was in their best interest to make everyone else think they were the mole,

but if they ended up actually sabotaging a contest, they would cost themselves money. Okay, so it was it was fun. And it took place. It was really complicated. Had a problem though. It took place all over Europe too. It was like a different country every week. It did have a problem though in that the people on the show figured out who the mole was by about six episodes left and they had to cut around it. And it was clear they had to cut around it. Even like the last episode they avoided the mole because they didn't want her to sabotage their last couple of contests. It's a shame.

It only made it, I think it made it a season they started a second season and never finished. Yeah, I think it's right. It's a shame. It's the money. It only made it. I think it made it a season. They started a second season. They never finished. Yeah. I think that's right. Which is a shame. It's so weird to you because the guy who won that I There's some gay guy that I don't remember his name, but he reminds me so much of who's a dude from Iron Man The the Iron Man 2 and he was in moon Sam. Sam Rockwell Sam Rockwell guy reminds me of Sam Rockwell every time I see you Sam Rockwell, I think of the mold. What's he the helicopter guy the guy who won the mold was either helicopter pilot? I Don't know god, I don't care. I'm gonna say yes. Yeah, not sure I'm sure like one of the like two I remember Water there were two dudes and one of them was the helicopter

I'm gonna look at the mold winner I'm gonna look at the mole winners always you would find I might find a horrible like contest wonder who had the biggest mole or something like that I'm afraid. Hey guys, why is your internet slow today? I you know, I don't know that the Wi-Fi really reaches this room You asked me yeah earlier before we got started you're like, hey, I think the internet's down I can't load anything and I went to the computer type reddit loaded instantly Google loaded instantly like huh? Well, that's weird. Yeah, I got that's weird did the internet Internet does not have my back because every time there's a problem with it

I showed to Gus. He's like works fine for me Yeah, you must have the best experience on the internet and on our website Everything is always worth everything is blazing for you. It's a like for nothing to ever break. It's awesome It's exciting. I hate that phenomenon when you're having a text support problem But that's because I haven't fucked up with my own computer my computer works fine My computer works fine, My computer works fine too. Really? You had your host file, don't you?

Look at this. I do it at my post file. See, yeah, there we go. Your fuck story's unraveling. From time to time, I do that, yes. Fucking modifying low level system. I found a new program where I tend to like to surf a lot and so to keep myself on task, I found a program called Freedom, which is a shareware app that's on the Mac, but you basically click it and you specify how much freedom you

want. Like I want 30 minutes of freedom and it blocks all your internet connectivity for 30 minutes. You could also, there's another program called unplug your ethernet cable. Yeah, I don't know. That was also free. Well, I like Wi-Fi, but I hear he doesn't work in every other thing. I like the one called self-control. Yeah. That is self-control. That's, I went a wifi, but I hear he doesn't work in every day. I like the one called self-control That is self-control that's I went out and bought a $15 for self-control that's responsibility. That's not self-control sadly I think there actually is another version of that share work called self-control and I wouldn't buy it on principle What the fuck are you saying about me?

Literally I cannot find season mode season one mole winner you better check on wik? Literally, I cannot find season one, season one mole winner. You're bright, check out Wicca Peacup. Here's a picture of Richard Hasse, though. Season one survivor winner. Nice, didn't you get trouble again? He's about to go to jail again. Yeah, back in prison. Yeah.

Maybe he likes it in there. Paid. You know, I never get away. They probably don't let him walk around naked. The mole winner for season one was Steve and Coles. Steve and Coles? That's Brandon. Brandon's doing our audio engineering today. Steve with a pH. I asked for my own camera and I got I got rejected. But we did give you a microphone.

We couldn't put enough grease on the camera to make you look good. And if that's that's that's funny. Did you that should we talk about Brandon's massive cut that he has in his leg that he's really a clear surgery. Oh really? The Brandon hurt his leg that he's really a car surgery. Oh really Brandon hurt his leg and he's really concerned because the cut on his leg has turned black. I did not say concern I said it's gross. I said it looks gross You know, shelter he's never had a He's a first scam no, it is not my first. It's my first scam in like 10 years He How do you know that long? He Wracked he walked into his bed. He walked into his bed. The bed was not in the normal way. Wait, wait, so the bed being out of position changes a story Did you walk into the bed? I walked in it. There were no lights the electricity without you know it hurts

It hurts more when the lights are out and your beds moved is your bed. It's your bed minute eraser blades How is it? It's very sharp metal edge on the end. So are you going to dive in? I might. OK, I'll lose the leg. Do you think you can make it through the podcast? We'll see. All right.

We'll try to hang in there, buddy. Thank you, Jeff. I appreciate it. He's got a scab, and he's worried that it's just like a fall. I'm not worried. I never said I was worried. You know why? He's out of position.

Because he doesn't have heat. He was scared of the window Oh, it was windy the other day. It was really windy I that's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. I'm not gonna make fun of him for that. That's a fucking valid concern I was on the third floor in like the windiest day in off Ever and my My window was violently shaking. I just want to say I'm not in glasses camp even though it is a valid concern I will still make fun of you for it

You'll always have you I will always be the rock for you. Don't worry. Yeah, we have a crazy cold front blow through with super windy that night. It woke me up like a 330 and the more I could have sworn there was a tornado outside. Night heat wind. Man that beer smells really good. Oh come on. I'm here. I'm going to have a beer. Well, why don't we take a break? You get your beer and check out this drunk tank animated venture and we'll be right back.

Oh, we got a second one. Have you ever heard the whole saga of how I got Bernie.com? Bernie Tasmania is a city in Tasmania, and it's spelled exactly like my name, B-U-R-N-I-E. Well, I registered Bernie.com a very long time ago. So, the city of Bernie Tasmania started to contact me, and they wanted the website, and I made this outrageous demands like I will give it to you as long as you have a parade in my honor and I get to march in the front of the parade and you build a statue of me which I'll pay

for but you have to put it up in a park somewhere where it's me and I have in outstretched and I have a can of fosters and tucked under my arm I have a platypus and I get to make up the inscription for why I have a statue and I saw they said well we at least modified it to something less offensive and I said it's just a blank page Gus had modified it it said Bernie sucks cock so you lived in the city of Bernie Tasmania you got this horrible message every time you logged on a birdie dot com. You're your little vandalism probably costing my statue of a platypus, man. And welcome back. We are we're going again.

Cheers. Cheers. Can I say real quick, uh, Bernie was complaining in the last, uh, recording, uh, as well as during the break that you could just not find a picture of the, uh, mole one winner on Winter. So Bernie, I would suggest next time, Google image, if you've never heard of this, you can find a name and mole. I got to write a new piece first. He's a picture that you get. Oh really, my first picture is Betty Page.

How did you spell the name? Steven with a V or a pH? Does Steven, did you picture with a V or a pH? Did you picture a Steven, feature a girl with like cropped black hair in a dominatrix outfit? Oh really? I'm really surprised. Steven Cole's winner of the mole is a race car.

Is it Cole's or... Cole, see you, Lily? Or he's a star-nosed mole. What a crazy transformation. That's so weird. I guess we have different versions of the little... You must be on a different internet. Yeah, that's it.

Yeah, that's weird. Is there some reason you're showing... I'm not a Wi-Fi. I guess that's it. Oh yeah. Is there some reason you have a camera on Brandon? Isn't that a faux pas? Yeah, we found the ugly camera.

Or the camera that make him look decent enough. So I guess looking now that we're at 100 episodes of the podcast, maybe we should go back and talk about our favorite moments from the first 100 episodes? Yeah, absolutely. I think I can honestly say I don't remember a single moment from the first hundred I know What are we talking about? I think some of my hair at moment. What are my favorite moments might be Gavino talking about headlight fluid

Driver yeah, that was that was like a softball. He just lobbed up there. That was amazing Yeah, that was a great moment. That's a good point People all the time quotes up to me and and I honestly don't remember it because people go back and listen to how long has it taken to get to 100 podcasts? Well, just over two years. So two years. Shit, we've been doing this for two years. Yeah, we didn't do it weekly at first.

Okay. We started in April. It'll be two years of weekly podcasts. All right. Well, also we did probably six or seven of the audio podcasts before we even put out the first one. We were trying to figure out how to get everything right. All those ones that we threw away. Right. You think we're rocking it rightly, so. Do you think we'll put out the first one. We were trying to figure out how to get everything right all those ones that we threw away right

Yeah, right right Lisa. Do you think we'll put out the first video podcast? Oh no? Well, this is the fourth So we're doing awesome. We finally got it finally got our rhythm. Um, I Yeah, you know what the math is the worst thing. That was funny. The Scott C thing. That was one of the first things. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um I think we're making a shirt out of that right? Yeah, it should be available to me. I've got the button. That's convenient. Yeah. How convenient. Check out math is the worst one of our favorite podcast moments. I like that Jeff set it up and Gus refused to go for it. And Jeff had to like, by the way, we're talking about a shirt that we're going to be selling later in the store. I totally forgot. I so hard. We have we have one advertiser. And I can't even remember the one advertiser's us.

I can't even take care of that. That blows well for future sponsorships. I want to go back to the energy Cooper thing. If you don't mind. No, please. I need to do this awesome. We started talking about the mole. OK.

Did you want to go back? I think we're going through the thought here. And were you going to say your favorite moment in the first time in a while? Well, I was going through the thought here and were you gonna say your favorite moment of the first time? I was gonna say I don't remember a lot of my summer moment is this moment We're talking about Anderson Cooper when we're sharing. I'm like a hamster It's like five minutes ago. It's my favorite moment when we talked about Anderson Cooper But somebody was talking to me on the on the website the other day about how many Bernie how many electrons did you shed today? And I can't remember what stupid comment Gavin would have made about losing electrons that things just naturally lose electrons over the course of the day, but I'm sure I'm sure that happened

I have a vague right to make me familiar. It's hard to separate I guess something that happened on the podcast or something we just talked about. No, it's true. Like I'll get a I'll get comments on the site sometimes like, hey, dude, I just listen to podcast 32 and you're totally right by the way. comments on the site sometimes like hey dude I just listen to podcast 32 and you're totally right by the way Absolutely aren't yeah, I think I talked about this before when we were going into revelation from writing now eight full years of red versus blue I don't remember a lot of the jokes but because I wrote the jokes I find them funny Which is like the greatest phenomenon of all time So I have to go back and like watch for continuity sake and I just sit there and laugh at my own toes all day in my office. In fact, we've had screenings like the Alamo or theatrical screenings.

I will sit in the back of the theater and just cackle like a maniac. And people must think, who is this fucking guy? Laughing in all of his own stuff. But it's just like, I don't remember this, but clearly I find it funny. So I'm gonna laugh. I did that with drunk gamers everywhere.

So I'll go to the way back machine. I go, this is fucking hilarious. I'm not gonna laugh at Jeff. Jeff does this thing and I'm gonna laugh. I did that with drunk gamers everyone so I'll go to the way back machine. I go this is fucking hilarious. Jeff does this thing and I'm gonna bring it up. I don't do anything. No, like if he'll show me like a video he made for a cheat manner or whatever the day, like that day and he'll he'll mouth what he says along with it and be like haha like as he melts everything that he said it's hilarious. I mean I said do you do you want me to tell some stories about you?

I didn't have anything prepared but I could probably think of something really quick You told me stories about me, okay? I give me two seconds So Jeff what is Griffin do with her mouth at home? can you tell us about that? Guys ever gonna I'll take one my favorite part of the podcast is the unfinished story from New Orleans Are we ever gonna? Are we ever gonna hear the rest of that? No, that story doesn't actually exist. I'm sure it does. When we get divorced, to celebrate the divorce, I will come on and be,

it'll be the first thing I talk about. Okay, I'll finish the story. You know what I like, I like that you assume that should there be a split that you'll be the one that's still here. Yeah. That you'll be on the podcast. I didn't say I'd still be here, I said, come on. I think we all get.

I think we all get special. Yes. Much rather here griffin's the four stories about you. I think this would be a lot better actually. We will see. Well, that's where the courts have decided. Yeah. My favorite part of the first hundred episodes is the like five episodes that Bernie and Jack talk about football coaches. Like six weeks. I wouldn't rope Bernie into that. That was mostly Jack. If you go back and listen, I tried to get his honor in the conversation a lot of different times By the way Jack before the podcast coming. He was like hey, um, you're about to go on the podcast And I was like yeah, and he goes you guys were really mean to me two podcasts to go to podcast

I don't remember it. He was like he gets really really really something. I don't know It was just like really rough. So maybe not so much this time. I don't know. I wish you had told us that earlier. I should have anything about it. Well here's the problem. I don't have any memory of him being... But I'm sure we were honest. You know, that's important, right? Honest state. I'm sure we weren't being mean. We were just being forthright. I hear it's the best policy. Well he's just inadvertently giving us something more to make fun of him out.

Because now clearly he can't spot a trend. He's slow on the uptake on top of everything else. He was actually upset about the conversation About Bernie and I had but when we went to see Football game a couple weeks ago Those are viewers don't know that story since the first video podcast Podcast 98 Something about where Jack thought the girl was into him, but she was obviously into Joel. Oh something about where Jack thought the girl was into him but she was obviously into Joel Oh, yeah, and then we made it we made a we somehow related to joke

I think I told a story about how my dog doesn't like to take walks So I pick her up and I walk around the other side of the street and then I spin around in a circle And then I put her down. She's confused and then she'll go wherever I tell her to we related at the jacks I'm gonna say who would make it further who wouldn't oh, okay? Yeah, so upset about previously We talked about our fit bits that Jack and I have where we measure how many steps we take in a day See, and this is my this is my Fitbit That one and you keep it on your hip and tells you how many steps I have I have two thousand steps Oh, I'm kicking your ass like a 2258 and I have the flu fairly early in the morning

Those those steps count like 1.5 times as much as normal steps. You're supposed to get 10,000 steps in a day I've been averaging about 14,000 over the last seven days. And Jack has 3,000 steps. That's not to say that Jack's not working hard to do another stuff, but he doesn't like the more. I have metrics to back this up now. Today you already have almost as many steps as he does an entire day.

As he will it is entire day. I just thought about another favorite moment I have in the first 100 podcast was the initial podcast that you used to edit. I think those were my favorite. Yeah, I bet. I only did the first six and then you took off from there, right? Yeah, something like that. I think my very thing, the trend is probably that when we started using the user-submitted theme songs. Yeah. And I also like you can almost date when they were turned in by Jeff Bernie Gus and For a long time it was Gavin even after Gavin went back from a six months after he left and I like today

We heard Jack even though Griffin's been in the seat for what six months now It's like so is there anything else you want to cover? We're gonna be wrapping up here pretty soon I feel like we just got started. I think there was a you're gonna see the back Anderson Cooper I interrupted you but Anderson Cooper getting hit in the head No, I was just thinking because what happened was he was he was attacked by Egyptian protesters I mean the people were all on their side of you know They're going for democracy and all that. He just got in the wrong place the wrong time and somebody was like We're taking that camera. Don't take pictures of us and then all of a sudden they started just

Wailing yeah, they were fucking voting on them. Yeah And you did pretty ripped too. I wouldn't fuck with that as a Cooper. He works out. Seriously. Yeah. I'd go to the toe. No, Cooper. Yeah, he would take you down. I would. I feel like it take him. No. He might spin it later on the newscast. Tell about you. You kept pointing to your iPhone earlier. What is it? I have a dare for Bernie. I dare. I'm a double double dare you can abuse. I'm going to refuse a double dare. I promise you. Jeff and I were

driving on the east side and we got behind this guy who had you know that people advertising their cars. He was advertising a brain massage and had his phone number. So I took a picture. So we would like to dare you to get a brain massage whatever that is. From some dude. Yeah, it advertises on his car Don't that's his car. We do not want to do it. Oh, come on. Do it. She wants the there you to get a brain massage I just want to know what a brain massage is. Here's my concern Here's a dude driving down the street in East Austin advertising his business on his car Yeah, I'm worried he doesn't know where the brain is

And I'm gonna get a different kind of massage altogether might be might not be the brain you're thinking about I think we should film it. I think you should get a brain massage and we should film it. There was this thing you guys are sick so you might take advantage of this. We used to actually have a lady who would come in and give us chair massage just once a week. Yeah. Back when we were like like six years ago when we got in Buda. And one time I was a little congested and she said, I'm gonna give you a sinus massage and I was like, okay. And so she does the thing where she like taps my face like this.

Like she's literally doing this and she's stimulating the energy meridians, you'll love this. Stimulating the energy meridians in my skull and I'm like, this is horseshit. I'm not kidding, 20 minutes later, everything just like my whole face just like, shot out of my face after she's like, it was fucking disgusting.

She's like a Shaolin monk doing some kind of secret attack on you. Yeah, it was like the five-finger death thing that she did. Yeah, no. Our friend Tina, Tina Rodriguez, she was in for John and she was, she's a massage therapist and she did that to me one time. And it's like, it's fucking intense. Like you drain, you feel like your brain's coming out and it's really gross. That's really gross. And then you're also like, I don't want hot Tina to see me like you're disgusting.

Tina's hot, by the way. Tina's hot. Well, it's been fun, but we got to wrap up. I think things went well for our first video podcast. Yeah, can I bring up something? We can never get away from whatever we try in the podcast. We can't ever seem to end them. There's some I want to bring up, which I thought was really cool. We've all been really into the Dead Space franchise lately.

Yeah. The developers from Dead Space did something really cool where somebody complained on Twitter that their dog knocked over their Xbox when they had a copy of Dead Space 2 in their Xbox and it broke the disc. And I guess the art director for Dead Space read that tweet and then drew a picture here of Isaac to make here from Dead Space chastise in the dog and sent them a sign copy of Dead Space 2. Yeah, that was pretty rad. I thought that was awesome. It's awesome. Do you remember something similar like that that we went through? Yes. Yeah, we're with a certain Xbox. No, no, no, where's my kid? Where when my kid was old

enough to not have a pass fire anymore? And I was like, you would got to get the pacifier away from this kid. You mean you guys milled a Batman? Yeah. And so I thought he was really in the Batman time. So I said, okay, Batman needs your pacifier. Let's mail it to Batman. So we just wrote Batman on the envelope and Gotham City and we put it and that was it and he was like okay Batman needs it I'll mail it to me never asked for his pacifier ever again and the cool thing about that was that Kathleen then send him a photo from Warner Brothers Animation of Batman

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