Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #106
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It's time to put your pedal to the metal.
From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland,
an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie
comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal,
a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series.
Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider
who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church.
Twisted metal, streaming only on peacock. I'm going to play the song.
Welcome to the Junk Tank.
Was that a real girl?
Was that Joel?
Oh my god.
I don't know what to say.
I think there's, we actually have a, that's our female listener.
I feel a little nervous, tingly.
Well, we don't, we don't have a girl here present in the room today during the recording.
Oh, hey.
We have to have a girl in the theme song.
We do have, uh, I'm Gus.
We do have a I'm Gus.
Yeah.
I'm Bernie.
I'm Jeff.
Yo, soy Jack. I'm Michael. And Michael is our special guest for the day.
Michael AKA Rage Quit.
Michael is a special guest for the day.
I just want to say I think somebody phoned
in the ending of that theme song.
Can you just send in that?
I'm loving it.
You want to say you want to tell us
you made our podcast theme song for the day?
What's that you're sending Poe Mon the why oh?
Oh, of course, oh, Mon the wall or something. All right. There you go. I have no idea
I think I'm from Poe Mon the why to Poe Mon the wall. I'm not sure if that's an iron L at the end. Okay. That's how is that it?
Is that a good explanation? Oh, wait, no why?
Okay, you AI spells why to you?
Yeah, why not?
Way not.
Way is W-A-Y, not W-A-I.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Great start.
We've already digressed.
Did you guys see the start of the newest Mega 64 video podcast?
No.
No, I heard about it though.
It's painful.
What's the name of that song, Gus?
I don't even, I forgot how it goes, but it just goes on forever
It's a some some girl singing into the her
computer
Five-minute-long intro are there any other non-Rochete's podcast you'd like to plug?
One thing I like that they did and they do in the megastix four video podcast is they wear shirts from their store
And then they tell you to buy the shirts that they're wearing from the store
So that is a that is pretty awesome.
I like that they're podcasting this video.
I'm just going to put that out there.
They probably have two Thunderbolt computers.
So did you guys read about Thunderbolt computers?
Oh yeah, I read about Thunderbolt computers.
Good, because you said it to me laughing your head off the whole time.
So there's now three different stories on reputable aggregation content sites. Let's say the new Macbook Pro is having load issues and they freeze if you open more than five programs
Working fine for me and Apple is currently working on a fix for them. Does anyone really open more than five programs?
Have you met my wife's that?
Your wife opens all the programs. She goes to applications and yeah open all it's Apple
Apple Your wife opens all the programs. She goes to applications and opens up. Open up. It's Apple. Apple.
My dad, when I first started helping him and he was on a Mac,
what is that?
That's a spoiler for later in the podcast.
But my dad, whenever he first got a Mac,
and I was trying to help him with it,
and I was a PC guy, I was helping him with office,
and I realized that every time he opened
office, he would get the discount and install office. He didn't install office about 45 times on this
computer. That's awesome. Which I don't even know how you install it separately, like four distinct
iterations. He had all the different files. He has the dad powers. Very special when it comes to
computers. So do you still do tech support for your family back home?
Yeah, I absolutely do.
I also have a brother who does that stuff,
so I can pawn some of it off on him.
And I think we've talked about this before.
We've pawned it off on Mac somehow,
because my dad had a Mac for a long time,
and I was a Mac guy.
Somehow, my dad ended up calling Mac whenever he had a problem.
Wow.
Now my parents, like, they were buying a new computer and I was like, look, if
you buy a Mac, I will absolutely do tech support for you whenever you want. Exactly
to log in your machine from wherever I am and do tech support for you. If you buy a PC,
I'm out. That's it. Game over. I will never help you. Game over. And they say they saved
themselves $200 and bought a PC. And I'm like, all right, I'm done. And they still call
them and say, I'm sorry, I do not know how to fix a PC.
That's awesome. Fair enough. Just missed your opportunity to start And I'm like, all right, I'm done and they still call and plan to say I'm sorry I do not know how to fix a PC
Awesome, fair enough. Just missed your opportunity to start fight with Griffin. She came in for a second. Oh did she?
Yeah, I don't want to start fight with a liar
What do you want to start a fight with her? Oh
Get bust out your phone Jack. Okay, my phone's the other room go get your phone. Okay, so
I'm like, you make your Griffin to yeah
I mean, you're gonna bring it out. She should be here to hear this reading of our text message is going to go bad so it's your fault though Michael
if it makes you feel okay so Michael comes in town and as we tend to do when
someone comes to visit us we think oh let's show this person a good time and
let's take them to all the cool Austinie places or the places Jack likes or
the places the Jack likes so eat more meat it's a combination of jacks two favorite activities which are eating meat and sitting.
But we were last night we were going to take Michael out of summer and the decision was
made to take him to Threadgills.
And you told Jeff you told me about it.
I did.
I said Jack and I are fighting about where to take Michael.
We can't come to terms.
Jack said Threadgills.
So I gave up.
I said fuck it.
Let's go to Threadgills.
I don't like the place, but I'm it's like a Austin institution, right?
So other people probably like it pretty much you told me
Why would you ever take him to Threadgill's that place is terrible take him somewhere else in Jordan?
I'll go as I said I said you're taking three girls why you taking the threadgills and you were like and I was like
Do you want to come and you're like I'm not taking my wife there?
I think that's not always yeah
You want to thank you guys for you guys were gonna go with us if we went someplace Actually, what was the final thing I said in that two-second conversation that we had
Which was you said you want to go somewhere else and I put my hands up like this you said I'm
And I said I'm not gonna be the guy that
That starts recommending places after a place has been picked exactly
I'm gonna make a made decision so and then I let outside and Gus said
Exactly. I'm gonna make a made decision. So, and then I let that side and Gus said,
get in the mic.
Get in the mic.
So you decided just now, yesterday when you decided
that was gonna be the time that you didn't do that.
We said, gentlemen, Griffin Ramsey.
So let me read the text.
They've different sent me and I just wanna make sure
everyone understands I'm not taking this out of context.
It's the first text I received from her for the day.
And she texts me and she says,
you guys were talking on a before this
Don't she says we should go someplace better than Threadgill's right aren't we trying to convince Michael to move here and have a good time and I wrote back I agree and then here's what she texts to Jack
So I wrote Bernie and Jordan are going to be joining we're thinking Threadgill's easy to park a lot of space
It's easy to park is the reason you should go to a restaurant.
Okay. Don't divert.
Hey, can I, before we go any further, I think it's only fair to mention that I saw an
aim conversation referencing this stuff between Bernie and Griffin in addition to the text.
Okay, so this isn't the complete conversation. There's outside communication.
There is. Okay, so Griffin responded to that. Bernie said he didn't want to go to Th to threat deals and that we should show Michael a cooler Austin right under the bus
She did what she said it me and said I said it that I said it's like middle school all over it
I agree me to agree with me
It's true
That's it. I said and Bernie agreed
No one listens to me and then I have to use you She had she was paraphrasing I said and Bernie agreed
She had she was paraphrasing I walked out and Brandon goes why would you ever go to threadgills?
That's the worst restaurant on the planet and Gus goes oh my god. Why would you go to threadgills?
Everybody in the company went why would you do that to Michael?
Well, it's easy to park saying that's oh, it's you that's what it has going for it
Well, then she said Bernie suggested dog and duck. Did you suggest dog and duck?
I did suggest dog and duck.
You did.
And I was trying to help because I heard that you weren't
going to go unless we went someplace better.
The pop filter doesn't work without the microphone, Jeff.
We just want to talk.
I didn't realize they both didn't move together.
It was later in this conversation where I said dog and duck so ultimately we
was dog and talking and then had a lovely time and bring it and go yeah
I didn't I didn't because I was so offended that you because it came out later
that you used me it threw me out of the bus I was I thought you wanted to go to
dog and duck is not what you wanted yeah we actually went to dog and duck we saw
you guys there and just got a table really far away you're in the beer garden
we were inside my wife and I went to Mama Fgy duck. We saw you guys there and just got a table really far away. I knew you were in the beer garden. We were inside.
My wife and I went to Mama Fuz. That's where we went.
Which we don't eat there every other day anyway for lunch.
Yeah. Which is right across the street from us.
So, shame on you. Shame on you for doing that to me.
Pointing to Griffin. I am.
Shame on you for picking threadgills.
And she and me for coming.
Exactly. I know. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good to see you. But good. Sorry. Riding a wedge between the people of our company. I for the record. I see nothing wrong in that conversation. Right.
Bernie said that. Wow.
No, it's all about paraphrasing. Thanks, Griffin. Hey, Griffin, where are we going for lunch?
Good God. Man. So we are. How do you think things are flowing smoothly at the Rootsie's office. No conflict at all
How was Mama Fuz? Mama Fuz was good. I had the sesame chicken. I
I pissed the guy off when we went there last week because I tried to get him to give me extra extra spicy and he was not having it
What does that mean? He just didn't he didn't want to let go of the rest of it. Yeah, he was just like you get what's on the on the menu
Fuck you. I can't get like extra spicy and he's like
like you get what's on the on the menu. Well, cute.
But I can't get like extra spice in.
He's like, ah, I don't ask.
If they give you all the spice,
they're not gonna have spice for the rest of their customers.
I guess, they can't fret load all the spice.
That was like when we called out those pizzas in first Seattle.
Remember that?
No.
So you were actually in Seattle.
So this is the reach launch, right?
Yeah.
And so Bernie calls up and he's like,
hey, there's a giant line of people in front of the EMP
music project up in Seattle,
because they were doing a big reach launch party there.
And Bernie is like, hey, we order some pizzas and put it on the company and we'll send it
to the front of line just having delivered to the front of line.
It's like, all right, cool.
So I found like a chain store up in Seattle near the line.
I called them and I said, hey, we want to order like 15 pizzas to send to the front of
this line.
The guy said, well, actually tonight's football night, so we can't tell you that many. We don't want to the front of this line the guy said well actually tonight's football night
So we can't tell you that many we don't want to run out of pizza
I'll never understand that kind of we've talked about this extensively on the podcast
Well, I mean, it's the same experience. So we're just having it in multiple places
We've had it the post office. We had the fucking pizza place
You think the guy would want to sell all this pizza that we could close the shop and go home early and watch some football
Watch some fucking football. No, he's got to save the pizza.
Save the pizza.
Hey, come to the night.
Asshole, if you know it's football night,
get some extra dough, right?
It's not rocket science.
I don't even get it.
What does he give you, shit?
Who the fuck buys it?
Exactly.
Because he doesn't want to disappoint other customers.
So he's going to disappoint you the customer.
I'm already in the picture.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
I'm not sure.
Fucking sell your pizza, you fucking sell it.
The time we ran to that before was when we were buying stamps to ship out DVDs.
And the post office people said, we can't sell you all these stamps because then if
somebody wants these stamps, we'll have to tell them we don't have them.
I go, that's what you're telling me that.
I'm that guy.
I'm somebody.
I'm not this theoretical person.
You're ensuring that you're going to have have to tell somebody no and that person is me
But we did actually for the greater good the guys from bungee told me about being there because they were at the front of the line
And they said all of a sudden these seven pizza showed up from another awesome pizza place
I think poliaches or something or Toma gothies I forget what
I think it's poliaches and those guys were awesome by the way like they called back
They're like are you sure you want to do this and this guy?
Absolutely, all right cool, so they those great
They literally showed up in front of the line today. Here's a bunch of people pizzas from Texas
That's great. They were like lucky for you. It's fuck football night here Tom Legacci's
Did anyone in the reach launch line was upset they were missing football night?
We're gonna be like oh man free We're gonna go on free egg rolls with disorders because of a hundred dollars. I'm gonna pop up
Pokemonies
But then I was sitting there watching Twitter
Wait for some first one and
Like the first like three or four people in line or rain were adverse blue shirt
So I felt very happy about that. So everyone looked very excited about the pizza awesome very very cool and I was I went there for the
OES T launch we went there Gavin and I left it was cool
It was fun. We got to get on stage and embarrass ourselves in firefight mode the Jeff say something inappropriate
I was in there you went there. I would of though. You always say something inappropriate. I went on a large crowds
I took one of my favorite pictures of all times one of my rare joys and
That in event there was a picture of a little kid who had made halo armor out of cardboard
Nice and he was standing next to one of these guys who has one of these super like I don't know what a fiber glass suits
That they make in their garage. That's just like an awesome replica of the halo armor and the little kid the cardboard suits like looking at this guy
Like his eyes are like dinner plates, you know, that's awesome. He's thinking one day. He realized how shitty his costume was
awesome. He's thinking one day. He realized how shitty his costume was. He's like, oh, man, I'm not sure who is, but everybody loves a little kid in the cardboard outfit. Who
was really age and appropriate event for him to be at the end of the day still. I keep
a hammered. I'm gonna grab a drink. I'll be right back. I don't want anything. No, I'm
good. I'm good. What kind of, what drink are you grabbing? Probably a Coke Zero. No, I'm good. I'm good. What kind of what would drink you grab? Probably Coke Zero.
No, we're out of Coke Zero.
Did you guys see that last week, it was revealed that Duke Nukem is not going to have a capture of the flag mode.
It's going to have a capture of the babe mode.
You can slap women in the face.
No, you slap her in the ass.
Oh, in the ass?
2K actually had to come out and correct that.
Yeah, it's jokingly, apparently it's supposed to be fun. Oh, right. I see the update here. women in the face now you slap her in the ass oh in the ass to k actually to come out and correct that uh...
yeah it's it's like jokingly apparently supposed to be fun and i see the
update here
do you want actually be slapping the baby in her face
much is slapping her on the but
not that
not that that's what we said that's much more acceptable
to k didn't say that joysticks added part
did you see uh... uh...
jews has one of the moment of silence for all of the Oh, yeah, I guess she died this morning at the age of 79
All right, there you go no shit Elizabeth Taylor's dead died this morning. Wow, that's crazy. Yeah, that's sad
It is sad. She was the hottest chicken the planet for a while there was the big thing about her her big deal
Was that she had violent eyes was that right? Yeah, yeah, they showed her eyes were the crazy thing. And also that she got married eight times.
That was like a big deal, like in the 90s, 80s and 90s, was that she kept getting married,
like Larry King, but kind of wore off off after a while.
Well, it's still kind of a big deal. I mean, that's still a lot of times to be married.
Eight times the seven dudes. You know what? She made Richard Burton twice.
I've noticed a trend. And I saw this video on I think it was funny
Or die that was it said what if
Women had the sex drive of men and it was fucking hilarious
It was just yeah to see it. I can't explain to you
But you just have to see it and it really was like what if women were just like men and were basically the same
Poohounds that guys are or cockounds, I guess or whatever they are
What go ahead? I'm gonna I they are. What? Go ahead.
I'm going to follow up after you here.
Oh, you have stabbed by something?
Yes.
Jump in. Come on.
Full speed. I'm going to bone to pick with funnierdye.com.
Go ahead.
I'm airing my grievances here.
Some asshole signed me up for the funnierdye newsletter.
Don't look at me.
It wasn't me.
And you cannot unsubscribe from it.
So every fucking day I get a shit ton of email from fun you die.
And no matter how many times I click the Goddamn unsubscribe link,
they keep sending me shit.
I started emailing them.
I email every address I could find on a fucking website,
cursing at them, telling how I'm gonna kill them,
and they keep sending me fucking email.
I don't know which one of you assholes did it.
But I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna'm gonna at a mail server level. I'm gonna block them
I'm gonna actively try to remove these assholes from the internet because they will not stop sending me fucking email
One day we're gonna run into Will Ferrell like it an event
He's gonna be like I've been trying to work with you guys for years
Email I said bounces what is going on? You know nothing says cutting edge comedy like newsletter
It's like check out these new videos we just posted unsubscribed me for the love of God they even have the
sick and it's therefore deviant we do not want
it's like we have a sound board it was I promise you it wasn't me the more appropriate
would be the pinky the cat screen for us but uh...
the the thing about this video that made me realize is something i've noticed uh...
and that is that
the most successful women is a weird trend the most successful women in almost
every industry
are not married
like all guys like you think you're surprised when you find out michael jordan's
married right jordan had a wife you know and uh... mel when you find out Michael Jordan's married right Jordan had a wife
You know and Mel Gibson's been married to was married forever to his like sweetheart back from whenever but not Gina Reno. Yeah, well that's it. Are you know well Oprah Winfrey's not married right which would reach where the swoon is no longer married
Kate Hudson's not married Madeline all right
Kate Winsland and and and uh or Kate Hudson just just got
divorce right or she's been divorced with her husband just got to divorce she was married
Kate Hudson just got to divorce she was married yeah she's been divorced for a while but
it's always surprising to me like the most successful women are not married like Evie
Jim and Jolene Jolene not married Jolene Roberts she was not married she was not married
to the height of her stuff but she's married now that Danny Mortar she's like one of the exceptions these are all actresses and Jolene Jolene, not married. Jolene Roberts? She was not married. She was not married to the height of her stuff, but she's married now that Danny Mortar,
she's like one of the exceptions.
These are all actresses, though.
And Jolene Jolene's, she's married a Brad Pitt.
She's not married a Brad Pitt, really?
No, they're not married.
I don't know that.
They have like 47 kids.
Sandra Bullock's not married.
Lady Gaga's not married.
Lady Gaga's not married.
Well, she can't legally marry.
Why not?
Because she's not a human, right?
She said aliens.
She's born out of an egg.
But I was surprised. You always hear
like Hugh Jackman, you know, as a wife, Uden McGregor has a wife, you know, it's, everyone's
got a wife, but it's the most successful woman. I'm always surprised that they're not married.
Jeremy renters doesn't have a wife. Who? Jeremy renter, you know, multiple Academy
Award nominated actor from the Hurt Locker and uh... Well there you go. There you go.
You're just breaking it all up for me. I'm just saying, I don't know if I agree with your assessment.
Yeah, you ran through a list of people that, like, of females that were married.
Like they might not be married now, but they have been.
So I'm confused by your logic there.
I was like Ryan Reynolds.
Ryan Reynolds is not married right now, but he won't need to scroll at your hands.
Yeah, but they were.
So, you're saying, you're married to right-right-right?
Yeah, they got married?
They got divorced.
Maybe just not up in my female marriage.
She dumped his ass.
I know what you're going and I understand what you're saying. But I'm always surprised, like, oh, I'm confused. Right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right That's a good point you blew it away. He'll drop in knowledge.
Drop in knowledge.
So is kind of like a kind of a deraise.
Is she married?
Gus.
Let's find out.
Wikipedia, here we come.
She's married to Jerry Rice, right?
Wow.
Do you have crickets on the sound board?
Yeah, can you?
Can we get a little bit of a tumble with you?
Can you put like a video of my blank stare at Jack?
A stusted look.
All right, so I'll concede my point.
Right.
I had a list, I had a list of them somewhere where I was.
I'm just compiling for, I don't have them.
Condoleezor Rice has never married and has no children.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go, there you go.
There's not one right.
Point proven, moving on.
That settles it.
Once and for all.
So I was showing Gustaf's thing yesterday yesterday where and this is super super creepy where China has instituted this
New electronic sensory I don't know if it's new, but it's the first time I've heard about it
Where if you're in China and you're on a cell phone or regular phone and you say the word protest in a phone call it cuts you off
Wow, what they documented this in Chinese or in English.
Wow.
That's insane.
Just like I said, you're part of the article last night.
Yeah, that was, it was, it was crazy.
Like anytime, yeah, anytime you say the word protest,
like that word drops out of the call.
I'm sure there's a list of other words as well,
but that's what they've realized.
If, if you like, tweet the word protest
as everyone automatically unfollow you. I don't know if they have Twitter. That's when they found so far. If you like tweet the word protest, does everyone automatically unfollow you?
I don't know if they have Twitter.
Hmm.
They might be blocked.
And they might have like their own version of it, which is probably censored or so that
that word doesn't appear or those tweets don't appear or whatever the Chinese equivalent
of a tweet is.
That's crazy.
Well Bernie's reading stuff.
Did you read that fucking the population of Detroit has declined 25% in the last 10 years?
That's crazy.
That's staggering.
You know, isn't the population declining now anyway though?
Like, isn't that going to be a trend?
I realize obviously they're leaving Detroit because it's fucking Detroit.
Yeah.
I mean, it's really talking about two about things scaling back, but shouldn't we now expect
things to start scaling back?
In industrialized countries, you see that typically where people start having less kids so
then the population doesn't sustain itself.
Like Japan is having a huge problem with that.
Right.
Where that country will probably cease to exist in the next 100 or 200 years because they're
shrinking so rapidly.
But so all the national disasters.
And in America, I believe the onlynic group that is having kids at a sustainability or greater rate or Hispanics
That's true. That's right. Yeah. Yeah, they are just I just read that the awesome independent school
It's taken it over is more than 50% Hispanic now. Yeah, yeah, it's I think America keeps can only sustain its growth through immigration
Mm-hmm. It's what I heard.
The birth rate is not sufficient alone to sustain it.
But nothing racist about it.
In Detroit's case, I read also that the mayor of Detroit was asking people to move out
of the suburbs back to the core of the city because the city can no longer support services
out to all the suburbs because they're so empty.
So he's trying to consolidate the city and tear down parts of the city that.
Well, they both have 10,000 houses.
Yeah, he's trying to bulldoze more. He wants to bulldoze houses even more quickly.
What I was getting at though is like, do you think Detroit could be the largest ghost town
in history? It's bigger than Chernobyl, right?
Chernobyl had like 600,000 residents, I think. I just can't imagine a harder sell on anything right? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, If you can move ironic armors, if you can move them and make your move ironic, totally. Just a little like that to hit first.
It sounds like it's going to be more like move the downtown Detroit.
We've got public works.
You're about to not.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We've got run water.
Yeah.
You like throwing trash away?
Detroit's the city for you.
It's pretty crazy, man.
What's happened with Detroit?
But it's probably the biggest example in America easily.
And then like you said Chernobyl,
I guess everyone abandoned that,
but there's also a tent in Pennsylvania
where the ground caught on fire.
And they can't put it out.
You're right.
Yeah, it was on fire for a long time.
I think it's still on fire.
Is it really?
Yeah.
Wait, what?
It was like a coal town and the coal vein
in the ground caught on fire.
And there's just no way to put it out.
Like the earth is on fire there.
And it releases noxious fumes up through the crust.
And so the entire town moved out.
No, we're near the size of Detroit, or even Detroit.
No, I've seen pictures.
It's like, it's like 30 structures in the town or something.
Was it like about 30 houses?
It was like a very small town.
I think it was just there for the coal industry.
It's a centralia.
Yeah.
And yeah, I guess it's a ghost town now.
That's crazy.
You ever seen the pictures of Chernobyl?
Oh yeah, every chance I get.
Yeah, like the people just picked up and left
because essentially what happened,
like if the kids were in school,
they just all got the hell out.
And so it's like everybody's dropped everything.
Drop everything, get naked
and get on the back of these trucks.
And then everybody was driven away,
completely naked, to the safety of the watch.
It was like a nuclear bang bus. Hey, baby, you need a ride. Take your clothes off and get in.
Just to roll everybody. Hey, what's the camera for?
They may be in a mess. They'll start doing that in other places.
Like trying to get people to get naked and jump into a truck.
We gotta get out. Take your clothes off.
We should be there.
I was like, fake shit, they all dressed up in hazmets.
Yeah, just get some police tape.
Murr, I'm gonna hop a turkish clothes on.
I'm just gonna go out to California right now to make that happen.
Everyone's freaking out out there.
They are, it's stupid.
Man, I'm afraid there's a radiation leak in the girls locker room here at UT.
Yeah.
They should exit the door immediately.
No time for clothes, they can go out.
What's the deal?
There was a guy, there was like, you can be one pompom. I think there was an assistant volleyball coach at UT. He said exit the door immediately. No time to close. What did I tell you?
There was a guy.
You can be one pompom.
I think there was an assistant volleyball coach at UT recently who got in trouble.
It was either like assistant coach for like a volleyball or softball, but he had set up
hidden cameras in the women's locker room.
Security.
And, uh, security.
And I guess one of the players found it.
And I think the dude's in prison now.
When you get busted for that, you just feel like the lowest person on the planet. Do you get to keep the video at least?
Maybe the publishing rights
Internet distribution. Yeah, what is the rule on that like I've heard sorry that was me. You're following shit
I've heard I've heard random stuff like that if you are
In a room you can record everyone in the room as
long as one person knows they're being recorded or some or if they're in a
public place it varies from state to state I believe I'm just gonna guess there's
no state in which the girls volleyball locker room is not grounds for
recording probably not I'm just gonna guess that but it's one of those
state the state that I'm creating that's going to be the tenets of our mandatory.
Yeah.
I'm certain that maybe think that we should re-analyze
the, we can record people in public places.
Yeah, thing.
Because it's just I'm getting kind of,
I don't know, I always feel bad for people like,
even these kids, do you see the bully video
or the kid get dropped on the curb?
Yeah, I mean, everyone's really happy
for the kid who stood up to the bully.
Uh, and I am too, but then you find out more about it and the kid that dropped him on the
curb was 16 and the little kid was 12.
Um, you think it's a bunch of the big kid in the face.
Yeah, I know I get it.
I totally get it.
I totally get it.
But you know, that he got dropped in the curb and that's that's one level of like, look,
you're in front of your friends.
You got your ankle broken or whatever happened to him and you got dropped on your fucking head that's like enough for that it doesn't
need to be a global ridicule you know it's just like this is like any one of us when we were growing
up did something stupid it was also the kids friend recording the bullies friend so fucking he got
what he deserved I think friend goes to the window when you have a viral video in your camcorder
yeah it's amazing what what people do to each other just put it out there and throw everybody
under the bus it was the UT women's track equipment manager who who had hidden cameras in the locker room shop. He was just checking our equipment
And managing it
Wishing he can imagine he can start coming to find check her equipment seems fine check gonna have asked her about that
Of course, I did you know just 10 minutes ago minutes ago, try to throw Griffin out of the bus
for being a liar and lying about me on texting. There you go. Did you, I think I sent
this? Griffin Ramsey not married by the way. Not successful. I think I sent this to
Jeff and Bernie. Would you see that? I guess I ran unveiled that they have a new flying
saucer that they created. Yeah. What? And they, uh,
in the press,
in the press release,
which was issued by their state run news agency,
they included pictures of it,
which wore photos from an old B movie from the 60s.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Rand was the country that, uh,
had the photos of the new,
uh, the launch test,
right?
Yeah.
Photoshopped in like more rock and snow.
Yeah.
Didn't also,
who were the people that Photoshopped more smoke on the, uh, I guess that was an AP or Reuters reporter that did snow. Yeah. Didn't also who were the people that Photoshop more smoke on the, uh, I guess that was an
AP or Reuters reporter that did that.
Yeah.
And it went there during the, it was in Israel, right?
Was it Israel or was it the Iraq Baghdad bombing or something?
Maybe it was Iraq.
It was Iraq.
Yeah, it was Iraq.
And they just put on Photoshop.
It was like literally the same smoke column repeated like three or four times on the picture.
The same, like the same 20 people over and over and over again.
Yeah, but it is a different level when a government does it.
Yeah. Yeah.
Especially when they say they've built a spaceship.
You know, I always wonder like that too is is when you hear some things that they did like when
Saddam was reelected, he had a hundred percent of the vote and and 100% of all the eligible voters voted for him.
And they put the they released that information. It's just like really, I mean, do you really
was like Kim Jong Il, which shot a 19 at the state golf course. Well, he invented golf
as well. It makes sense that he's so good. It North Korea is awesome. Like just reading
up about and watching documentaries on that that place is so surreal. There was a guy who just released a video I saw in Vimeo the
other day who I guess he had like a can. I think he was a 5D Mark II and he practiced
taking video while it was around his neck like on a next strap. So he walked around North
Korea recording and he disabled the monitor on the Valkyrie. Yeah, so he walked around
and then cut together like a 11 or 12 minute long video of life in North Korea.
How was it?
It was kind of interesting.
Dude, you got a similar link to that after.
There's a lot of stuff you don't normally see.
Like there's a lot of subway stuff,
which you always hear about the subway,
but you so rarely see it.
I've never seen the subway in a video before.
I've never seen a video, but the pictures of the subway
are cool.
It's a really cool looking.
They've got all the green, like iron and all that stuff. It's very stuff. I'll send it to you. I'll put it in the link down. You know what Jack was just talking about
with the golf score 19. I love that there's one hole that he didn't get a hole in one on.
That's perfect. That's perfect. That's to make it real. That's crazy but even crazier is that
Kim Jong-il doesn't defecate.
That's his body and it's no way. That is true.
Yeah.
You know what?
When he was born, the earth was so happy that there was a double rainbow
and a flock of dubs went flying through across the rainbow.
These all released, it's all released in different areas.
Go to Wikipedia.
You know what I just had to thought?
What if all that's true?
I mean, what if all that's true
From knowing how awesome North Korea. Yeah, like what if North Korea is the garden They're just
Stupid like oh, yeah, we're like oh double rainbows. Yeah, okay, he doesn't defecate sounds good at all
Like you could go there and golf on 19
Like someone like like like this robes him like he doesn't have an asshole
My god, they were right. They were just like a kindle.
Yeah.
They made it in North Korea just stamped across his computer.
Next to his Whitney Houston tag.
There's like a rainbow on each cheek or something.
You ever heard about his obsession with the...
Oh no that's a...
Oh someone's a lot.
Has an obsession with Whitney Houston.
I'd never heard that
We heard that he's obsessed with her because of the crack
No, he like when he's captured people and interrogated them and asked them
Like if if you're actually interrogated ever by Osama and lot and he'll ask you if you know Whitney Houston if you're from America
Right, yeah, yeah, I'm in that situation. Yeah
You want me to meet you want a meter don't cut my legs off. Yeah, how many people have survived being interrogated by Osama
Been lads 17. I think it's also before he became like he you know where he what he is now where people would actually have meetings with the guy
What was that that Mark Walruby with three kings? Mm-hmm where they're getting he's getting interrogated by the guy what the fuck happened to Michael Jackson?
I'm in man. That is fucking scary scene. Yeah, this you just want that scene to end
It's fast as possible like I keep asking about Michael Jackson
All right, I'm gonna look up Osama bin Laden and Whitney Houston. This is gonna be the greatest Google image
Angry birds
So we got some while we wait for him to find his images. We got some aspect 2 DLC coming out next week. Yeah
him to find his images. We have some Mass Effect 2 DLC coming out next week. Yeah, you said the arrival.
No, that's the final one.
That's the final one.
It's supposedly gonna bridge the story, the segway the story from between Mass Effect 2
and 3.
Yeah, that's what I've heard.
My nerd in me is very excited.
I've downloaded all the DLCs that I haven't played them yet, so I'm gonna play them all
in the next episode.
Is there anything in you that's not the nerd in you?
Yeah.
Asshole.
I haven't played the Shadowbroker one, but I played all the other one shadowbrokers might be the best one
So the broker is good.
Terror mastermind and this is from
It's from the Daily Mail both the hell we'll buy it anyway
I'm sure it's from other some other source too. Terror mastermind of some have been lawden and so obsessed with singer Whitney Houston
He thought about killing her husband Bobby Brown. It was claimed last night
Justice made by Sudanese poet and novelist Cola both who claims she was been lawned sex slave for four months, 10 years ago, in her autobiography,
Diary of a Lost Girl.
She writes, he told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen.
Bof who claims been lawn raped her and held her prisoner in a Moroccan hotel.
This is a dark turn.
Says he does.
I could not stop talking about the songbird, even though he disapproved of her music.
Oh, but some of kept coming back to Whitney Houston.
She says in the book.
He knew, he asked if I knew who were personally when I lived in America, I told him I didn't.
He said that he had a paramount desire for Whitney Houston and although he claimed music
was evil, he spoke of somebody spending vast amounts of money to go to America and tried
to arrange a meeting with the superstar.
Is that where they get the plot for Borot?
Do you think so?
Yeah.
No, okay.
Man, that's a fucking bizarre story. Yeah
It's a bizarrely picked Whitney Houston
Yeah, he couldn't be Whitney now right?
No, I mean, yeah, that was like in that part of the world it like 20 years behind
He's probably watching the party guard. Yeah, exactly. He's watching the bodyguard and listening to like
Fucking man, he came here now. He now, he'd feel like such an idiot.
And he'd be like, well, I came for this.
We had a shit.
Can I tell a really terrible story?
Yeah, please.
All right, well, I was in the army.
I was one of the places I was stationed
where I was a journalist, right?
And I worked on a newspaper.
And we sat next to the broadcast journalists.
And one of the broadcast journalists was this girl I knew,
who was a really nice girl and was pretty,
but had a glandular problem.
And what does that mean?
What does that mean?
She was heavy.
She got heavy.
She went from like 90, five pounds maybe,
like five, four, 95 pounds, like really cute,
to like 190 maybe?
I mean, so like, yeah, it's definitely.
It wasn't, I mean, she was something in her body
that made her do it.
It wasn't like she ate constantly.
And she, when she was really cute,
she would always see her walking around base
and they were just aren't a lot of cute women on base.
And so she would, you know,
cut the attention of a lot of guys.
So she got a stalker, a guy who had seen her around base
a lot and then had deployed somewhere
and came back and kept stalking her and kept stalking her and eventually he got caught because he was sending her threatening phone calls and like the whole stalker thing.
And he appeared in front of her and he saw her for the first time large and he literally goes, this is what I'm going to jail for. What the fuck happened? It was a terrible moment. I was there. It was a terrible moment. You can cut that out of the podcast stuff. You know, it's a funny, ha ha story, so much.
It's making things stories.
There you go.
Yeah, I'm all depressed now, man.
After that story.
The guy's face was just like, it was incredible.
So what I've learned is if you're getting stocked,
double your body weight.
Or if you plan on stocking somebody, you know.
Well, the guy was going to jail.
Yeah.
All right, I'm glad I brought the podcast out.. Yeah, yeah, I'm so bad for this girl
What if she doesn't listen to the podcast? Yeah, sure she doesn't what if she made our theme song good day
Well, that's what she gets for phoning in the ending
We've got this whole thing out
All right, so you want to talk a little bit about our next week of cool stuff. We're gonna be to get this whole thing out. All right, so you wanna talk a little bit
about our next week of cool stuff
we're gonna be doing on the site?
Oh yeah.
So we're leading up to our anniversary.
That's what I'm so excited about.
Well, I'm gonna pull up Bernie's journal here
because he's got something, something, something, something.
You know, I shouldn't have put the somethings in there
because it's something to make people think
that something's bigger.
It's bigger on that day and it's no.
The trailer is the big thing of the week
but we're leading up to our anniversary which is gonna be our Jeff 8th anniversary 8th day congratulations
We made eight years buddy. I'm believe we'll come a long way since that day you stuck a microphone and Gus on our my face
Just say that said just say this take off your clothes and get miss
There's a dirty bomb in the women's dressing room at the lid
But we have.
So our, we made a mistake.
We thought it would be very fun and funny to release our comedy series on April 1st,
which then marked the anniversary of our company, even though we actually technically started in 2002 on Red versus Blue.
Yeah, like probably August of, yeah, August of September.
Yeah. So we released it in April 1st.
And ever since then, we have done announcements on April 1st,
and we're just not gonna do it anymore.
You think so?
No, I'm absolutely done.
I'm done making announcements on April 1st.
I have everyone thinks it's a fucking joke.
Did she say that?
She said that last year, though.
What?
That we weren't gonna do announcements on April 1st.
Yeah, and we're not doing them.
But we are.
No, we're not.
Well, we're releasing something on April 1st.
No, we're not. Jack, what the fuck am I saying? You listening to me? I say we're not doing them, but we are. No, we're not. Well, we're releasing something on April 1st. No, we're not.
It's just, Jack, what the fuck am I saying?
You listening to me?
I say, we're not going to do that.
We're leading up to our anniversary, so we're putting
all of our stuff the week before.
Oh, you're okay, okay.
Like, the trailer's coming out this Monday, which is
gust of 28th.
28th, yeah.
28th. 28th.
Yeah, so the trailer will be out on the weekend, the 26th and 27th.
First for sponsors, and then for registered members of the site.
Old school style. Old school, and then on the 28th
It'll be up for the public for everyone to see and then we're gonna be doing on Tuesday. We're having a play date community play date
You have any more information on that check. Oh sure. We'd be playing Halo Reach
Probably the new map pack. I have a maybe some gryphball kind of all
I'm bored. It's scared me.
Hell out of you.
A whole bunch of different stuff.
From 7 to 9 PM, central, standard time, figured that out on your own, GMT minus 6.
And we're also going to be you streaming, I think.
Are we still doing that?
Yeah, that'd be cool.
I think we have a stream live because we're going to be up here at the office playing.
So we'll be broadcasting live from the office in the chat rooms there.
You can talk with those ask questions.
I'm sure we'll do fun stuff maybe give away some things already gotten some feedback
We should probably do a plate it in the middle of the day as well
Because if we have something at 9 p.m. For our no you pay listeners and yeah, fuck that
Hey, so excuse me video games it work. Come on shut up. You're born and Gus does not need that excuse
I don't know what do they I'm doing right now you're cutting into his midday well
I've only got four programs open though,
because otherwise my computer will walk up
under the lower.
My only hope is it'll lock up during the podcast.
So, well, more details on the Playdate coming up soon.
And then Wednesday, we're gonna be doing something.
I put on my journal.
I can go look at the actual calendar up on the wall.
We're doing some Wednesday.
What have we done?
Video podcast. No, we're doing a video podcast and we're doing a tour of video tour of our new offices. Oh cool
That's Wednesday also. That was Friday. It's some day in that week
I'm pretty sure it was Friday. Yeah, it's Friday that I'm sure we'll be shooting it on Wednesday
Because we're supposed to be shooting it sometime this week. We shoot it Friday morning and our short for this week is
Probably gonna have some reshoots to take place and we got to work on the trailer too
So it's been in reshoots all week?
Yeah.
So then Wednesday, we're doing the video podcast.
Thursday we are doing a couple of director's commentaries and different things.
Like we're doing director's commentaries.
Possibly for the trailer but some director's commentaries for immersion as well.
Because we want to do some of the focuses on immersion too and there'll be a special sponsor version of immersion as well which is a standalone episode.
Can you say that three times fast?
I know, I really can't.
It'll be the one we showed at the PAX panel if you attended that.
It'll be that one we're going to show for sponsors as well.
And then on Friday, we are going to be doing...
Bum, bum, bum, bum.
Tickets go on sale for RTX.
Well, we have to determine the time.
We'll have, we'll announce a specific time that there'll be lots.
How many tickets are going on sale?
200.
It is a limited in very limited.
Very limited.
And it's first 200.
Uh, somebody knocked on the door.
I'll get it.
Here you go.
So yeah, we're going to have first come first serve.
First come first serve.
Uh, no preferential treatment. We, we might. have first come first serve first come first serve. No preferential treatment
We we might
He's checking the door. We might sell it for sponsors first
If we can work that out. I think like for sponsors and then for the registered members
You don't take real sell 200 tickets to just sponsors
Way to be a downer Jack. No, no, I'm saying we might I don't know
I'm feeling it's gonna sell it there. We're working have those logistics. Hopefully we'll have those details post on the site
uh today. Once we have that worked out. Yeah. Do we have a price for tickets yet or anything?
Uh, that'll all be posted. Hopefully to go. Good, good, good Lord. Sounds like Bernie's opening
something out of the portal to hell. Is there a, is there a tiger in that box?
Take this out. Whoa. We got a box of swag. We got a box of swag.
Mit gear swag? That gear swag? No. The box is not. Get gear on it by the way.
Let's see how we're all eagerly aware of nervous. What's fortuitous timing?
We got a box of swag from 343. You in a C-shirts?
Nice. A hard drive back
Hard drive
We got the shirts made by shirt sure. He's your gorgeous. We got some what's that Jeff you in a sea shirts red Spartan
Oh nice. Yeah
I'm gonna see shirts really Jack what size you were in these days?
Double or triple probably Excel or large here's a large here's a
Spire what's the space? Oh, it's a meal. That's a meal. A meal well. That's cool
It's a mega block stuff awesome Wow, this is really cool. It's someone just like dropped the door knock and run away
No, it's a p.s. Oh, they don't have that in Jersey people bring packages places
You want to get shot?
Some more
Minimates nice awesome toys
This is just a dead spot in the podcast. They're a lot of presence. We're done. All right done
We'll post it. Thank you three four three very cool done deal pal
Okay, where were we what were we talking? We just talked about RTX. We said we're hoping to post detailed
No, we're gonna sell 200 tickets on Friday. We'll hopefully post the details today as to what specific time and how you go about getting
them. Yeah. There you go. Okay, fair enough. And what are the dates for RTX?
Um, off the top of my head, I want to say May 27th to 29th. It's that weekend in May, though.
Let me say that's that's a memorial day weekend. Yeah. Yeah. 27th to 29th Memorial Day weekend. I can never remember those holidays like a memorial day in Labor Day
I have no idea which is which and when they happen. It's going to be an intimate gathering
It would be an intimate gathering
Every time you're the kind of guy who remember which one of those is which which one of what's is what which which this memorial day come first
Or is Labor Day come first it's Memorial Day comes first and you've always known that you never have any problems with that no
When is Labor Day? Liberty is in September
August September. Yeah, it's the fall. It's the end of the summer essentially. Yeah, I wait till everybody else starts talking about it
And I go, oh, that's coming up. Yeah
Stay out of it. Yeah
I have no idea. There's like fake holidays to exchange your summer
That's right. I could take off. Yeah, you don't get mail that day
So anything what else are we doing?
Anything else we're doing that week?
I can leave and check the calendar, but I really don't want to get that.
Yeah, I think that's it.
I'm looking at your journal post here.
Plus all of our regular content.
Yes.
Stuff will always stay the same.
We probably won't have a short next week.
No.
Well, maybe we might, but I think the short is we're counting the short as the...
The office tour. Video tour of the office. Yeah, but there won't be like an
area of one. And we'll be kicking that week of events off this Friday at
Orlando Convention Center for Megacon. Oh, yeah, you're going to Megacon. Yeah.
Griffin and I will be at Megacon all weekend and then we'll fly back Monday.
Gus, can you please do everyone a favor and please tell us when we're going to the UK?
Cause we get bombarded with that question. It's funny you ask. There was
a, there was a mix up. I'm just straighting that out. I had mistakenly signed us up for
an event in London in May. The same weekend as RTX. Yes. But I just changed that and we're
going to the MCM Expo in October. I don't think the dates for that are posted yet, but
I'll put October on the website. We're going to Australia in October
Yeah, New Zealand and maybe South Africa and
Kidding about the South ever we're not going to South Africa. We're definitely going to New York New Zealand Australia though. Yes
I'm on October and London. Yeah, why not do I when you see they haven't announced the dates of their
I think they don't announce the dates until the May 1 passes. Oh, I see. Okay. Okay. That's wild
I
Can I can double check.
But also that brings at the point that Jeff and I
are going to be down in New Zealand.
And then now Melbourne in the last week of October.
Yeah.
We're going to have a lovely trip together.
Did you read that they have recently
begun filming on the Hobbit?
Yep.
That's awesome.
Did they?
Yeah.
Is it filming in New Zealand or Australia?
New Zealand. OK. I know that was a big deal. It was. Very big deal. And I would do is it filming New Zealand is it filming in New Zealand or Australia New Zealand?
Okay, I know that was a big deal. It was very big deal
And I guess they got it into New Zealand
Yeah, a lot of people were very happy about yeah
Was it you though? Did you tell a story about what Ian McKellen what going to the hobbit set and then you showed up
And no one was there basically pull the Charlie Sheen. I thought it was you. Apparently Ian McKellen went to the set for the
Hobbit on like whenever he was scheduled to go. He got to New Zealand. He showed up and then Peter Jackson had
that problem where he had like an ulcer or something so they postponed it by like a month. So
what Ian McKellen just showed up a month early and was like, oh what and so he had to bum around New Zealand
for a month before they actually started production. I would wear the Gandalf costume the entire time.
Yeah, if that were the case. Walking in the streets in New Zealand for a month before they actually started production. I would wear the Gandalf costume the entire time.
If that were the case.
Walking in the streets in New Zealand.
How do you, how was it happening?
You just showed up and there's like an empty shire.
Nobody told him.
He just standing in the room.
You know, once in a studio or wherever it was,
like, hey, what's up?
And they're like, oh, Gandalf?
Somebody didn't get the message.
Did you ever see that photo of him at the gay rights parade
where he has the shirt on that says, I'm Magneto and Gandalf deal with it?
That's a fake photo of it. Is it? Yeah, that's a bad it. That's a fake photo Is it that's a shot that's also the magneto? Is that who you pronounce it? Yeah, what you say magneto
So I said how many times have you heard him say that was I've heard it tons of times and you work here
I don't I stop listening to Jeff after working with magneto, huh? You say magneto. I say magneto
I think it really matters. I'm gonna say magneto at one point right. What do you say? Do you say Magnete exactly? I don't use Magnetes. I'm my kitchen. Yeah, I use kitchen magnets, so
Make sense. Damn man fucking served
There was something else like that too where it's up
You don't commonly say but you read it and I heard somebody say it today and I was wai
Yeah
Way he read is why
The London event is October 28th, the 30th.
I just found the dates.
Jeff, you and I are not going to be there.
No, we are not going to be there.
We are going to be in New Zealand and Australia.
So I'll go ahead and throw my hat in there if you want to,
if you need someone to go with you.
Gus is going to London.
Are you going to London?
Fuck.
I guess so.
Well, that's enthusiastic.
He's so excited.
Well, we'll work it out.
This jaded motherfucker.
No, no, no, no.
I'm just going to work it out until he finds someone motherfucker. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, fucking soundboard for you. He's like, uh, dates are wrong. I can fix this.
Just reboot, no one will know.
So, uh, movies coming out. I saw Skyline the other day.
How would you think? It actually wasn't too bad. I didn't think. I mean, it's, it's,
it's not great. I mean, I wouldn't tell people to go see it, but it's, it's on Netflix
instant, right? For a movie that was made for $500,000,
for principle photography, which is definitely the film the whole movie in one building and then they did the rest of the visual effects
It's about what you'd expect but I'm a sucker for I will watch any sci-fi. I love sci-fi
You seem monstery I think a skyline. Oh, yeah, you didn't like it. I didn't like it. Have you seen that movie monsters yet?
No, I haven't but I'm aware of it. Yeah, well movies at monsters. Yeah
What is that?
It's along the same lines as Skyline.
It's like a dude who's a really good visual effects who cut a reel and then got a movie.
Got it like $10 million.
And it's a sci-fi movie that I actually started on the plane to Australia.
It takes place like five years in the future.
Aliens crashed in Mexico and they had to
quarantine the country off because there's these weird monsters and that calls
I struck nine a little different because it's in Mexico. Oh, because they were
some they were some breras. But and then he's like he's a journalist and these
dudes in there and he has to like escort this girl out of the country. We have to
escape. I don't know. I was gonna say the quarantine Mexico to let
contain it. You want to stop the spread of illegal aliens?
Yes, essentially. I'm sure that worked out really well. I'm sure they built a giant fence. Okay. And that's how they're gonna keep the aliens. Space fence, alien fence.
Yeah, and the aliens were multiplying faster than they could stop.
I mean, you must need a thing. The increase in population to sustain itself. Yeah.
You could make the argument that all these movies are derivative essentially of Cloverleaf because
Cloverfield? What the fuck? Cloverleaf? Cloverleaf? Cloverleaf? Cloverleaf?
Or Cloverleaf? You would just really have some weird...
That's mid-70s sci-fi. You guys totally wouldn't know.
It was the end of the short and that spawned Cloverfield.
But yeah, Cloverfield. You know, it was a movie that was just basically a cheap movie.
It was filmed very cheaply and then they just put a ton of visual effects into it.
Dude, they marketed that movie so well.
Remember that trailer that came out with no name,
it just kind of showed up?
It was attached to something like Superman.
It was like Transformers, I thought.
Was it Transformers?
It was that trailer where you see,
was it like the head of the statue of Liberty
rolling down the street?
Yeah, something, right?
It just, no, no title, anything.
It was like, what the hell was that?
You know, I get to say there's there's sometimes when something comes out like that and
People like really latch onto it. It makes me not like the people that like it. Do you ever have that with something?
I feel that way about V for Vendetta. Yeah
We've got V for Vendetta's an example of something actually came out was like that people love V for Vendetta
And it was yeah, why or Johnny Darko?
Don't you don't you don't you fucking fuck started. I watch that like a year ago
Donny Darko and I was like what the fuck? I gotta watch them like everybody loves this
Yeah, people I didn't get it very excited about that. I'm sorry to get that way with firefly fans
I gotta be honest with you. It's just you know the show hasn't been on the air. Yeah, it's over
It's been over. It's been over. It's starting to show me a little crazy every time sci-fi comes up
They got to talk about you know bringing firefly back on the air when they just got
Through getting future on the back on the air nobody's watching that either so I wasn't the shit
I'm any are you really yeah, it's great. Okay, all right. We'll just leave that there
But I just won then no, but in that the the Cloverfield
Trailer was like that for me. It was like there's nothing to this and everyone's super excited about it
So I felt like people were just like completely buying it
Well excited about it because they're supposed to be excited about it, right? Kind of yeah, yeah
I mean, it was something that had you know hadn't really been done like that in a while
Where's this sort of like it was like gorilla marketing on a massive scale? That makes sense
I thought I hadn't been done like that in a while. This is really exciting me, you know
Well, I mean like Blair Witch Project Remember when that sort of spread virally. I mean same sort of idea just on a much much larger scale
Blair Witch was really cool though cuz I think it legitimately who thought it was real
I did I walked out not not Blair Witch is totally different
They released a movie online like four months in advance and everybody had seen it before it came out
But you know people that wanted it come into it. Yeah, I did and then everybody that saw it still went inside at the theater
Which was awesome back to the original, monsters was released on iTunes before
it was released in theaters. Yeah. You could get it before it came out. I think they did
the same thing with the, I haven't seen it. You have the documentary Freakonomics. I know
I saw it on Zoom. Did you watch that? No, I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. I haven't
seen it. But I want to. And also, FYI, Futurama, I guessama had record ratings for Comedy Central.
Aw, snap.
For Comedy Central.
Mm-hmm.
Comedy Central not married, by the way.
Just throwing that out there.
All right, well, I guess people are watching Futurama in the love it.
Are you watching Futurama, guess?
I just started watching on Netflix, because I don't have a cable.
I know.
Yeah, it's on the Netflix.
And the season five just hit Netflix stream, so I started watching.
I had bought them all in Zood already I actually watch Vichorama as well
And I and I don't know why because every time I watch Vichorama, I think wow, this should be funnier than what it is
Although I didn't see somebody needed a vendor hat that you would that you would love. Okay, was it like the
Dead that you put on
Yeah, it was like a sock cap kind of a thing. Michael, how do you like it? It's a lot of food.
It seems to be food oriented.
Do you want to tell us about your trip to...
Where do we get the other day?
Free birds?
Yeah, we have to get out.
Jack prepped you for free birds?
What?
Did you put it on the mic?
He was telling me to order it.
How to order the food.
Jack, oh, yeah, yeah.
I think I know where Jeff's going on this one.
He's doing a terrible job of going there though.
No, not you went, we went to Freedbirds
and before we went in there, Jack told you what.
I don't know, I don't remember.
He said, look for the fattest guy.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right, right, that's right.
He said, hopefully the fat guy makes your food
because he'll throw some extra in for you.
Because he can't.
He can't give you the extra meat.
He kind of go down the line and the person that you,
you do like order your bread or what the fuck you want from
goes down the line and puts all the shit on the pita for you or whatever the tortilla
and he's like hopefully you get the big fat guy because he'll put like extra meats and shit.
I'm like-
A little job man.
Like, Texan shit.
About fucking getting extra meats.
It's like, everything is like a plan to get more food than like the standard is that you pay for.
And then you get in trouble with Jack because of life.
Oh, because I didn't finish it, right?
I didn't eat the whole thing.
He was very upset.
Man, like the normal size burrito is like, man, this is way too big.
It's like, no, that's like the, he was like, oh, fuck, I need it for you.
I mean, he did.
Yeah, I was, he's like, you only had half.
I'm like, I ain't like 75, you know, 0.8%.
And he's like, no, that's fucking a half.
He was, he was, he was physically upset that I didn't eat the entire burrito.
Well, 75 does round down to 50.
Right, exactly.
On the meat scale.
So, um, out of the rage quit videos you've done so far, which has been your favorite.
For us, not the shit you did before us, it doesn't matter.
Oh, um, I don't even know, I don't watch that shit.
I don't know. Um, um, I don't even know. I don't watch that shit. I don't know.
Um, it's like a rooster teeth.
Boo.
Boo.
I don't know.
I couldn't say.
What's your least favorite game of all time?
Vampire reigns up there.
That gave us pretty fucking terrible, you know, for Xbox 360.
Uh, Final Fantasy II for Nintendo.
I hate it.
Final Fantasy II.
I hate sucks.
Michael's a big Nintendo nerd, by the way. Yeah, I don't know if you do that well video games in general
I think we all are yeah
There you go. I'm gonna raise my mic. What is your favorite video game all time?
I don't know there's a lot of goblins fall out three. I haven't gotten in in New Vegas. Yeah fall out three is pretty great
You'll likely be a little disappointed with New Vegas.
Yeah, Mass Effect 2 is really good.
Mass Effect 2.
I didn't like Mass Effect really.
I didn't like the combat system.
And I was like, I'm not getting Mass Effect 2.
Now I have to play Mass Effect 2.
It came out on a Tuesday, I'm like, fuck that.
That was one of the first big title games that I just refused to buy.
Because I didn't like the first one.
And I have so many games that I buy and never play like an assholes
Because I never get around to them. So like Mass Effect 2 came out. I'm like nope not gonna do it
And then I last like two days from seeing commercials on TV like fuck and I had to go and buy it and I'm like holy shit
I like this a lot better. Yeah, I had a lot of like little problems with the way the first Mass Effect worked
But I felt like all of those issues were addressed with Mass Effect 2 I agree
The only thing I think the thing the worst part about Mass Effect 2 was scanning planets for minerals.
Yeah, I got fucking tedious.
I'm kidding.
When I played it the second time, I'm like, nope.
When I played it on the harder difficulty, I didn't do any of that shit.
I did like bare minimum.
Yeah, you get through the fucking game.
You still got to do it.
Fuck your ship.
Yeah, but I mean, I did it like a fucking moron the first game.
Like I'm like, aw, aw, aw, a new man, I'm new planet.
And then like I would just go there for like, for like for like I spend hours doing a shit and I hated
I think they eventually released an update or a patch for that game that that's sped up the speed at which you scan
They did fuck me cuz I already did it
So did you get all the achievements in that's effective all the originals? Yeah, yeah
I like I said I downloaded DLC because a lot of times that DLC. It's like you know an hour or two
So like I hate replaying a game like months later and like remembering how to play the game and everything
Just for hours like fuck. So I waited I'm not so I'm gonna get the last DLC to play them all
I just did that with Assassin's Creed brotherhood where I got the DaVinci deal or the Finchy Disparance DLC
And it's like I didn't play it in so long as like okay, which wood button is sprint? Okay. How do I tackle now?
How am I countering?
Then you get back into it.
Now I'm done.
So I'm going to break that again.
And then mass are then assassins creed four or three
will come out.
And I'm like, oh, shit, I gotta learn it all over again.
Yeah, I did the same thing with Mass Effect 2 where I didn't,
I, you know, I intentionally didn't play in the DLC.
I thought they were all done.
Now download it in the room and I played them all
and now they've got this new one.
So now I have to relearn how to play the game again.
Yeah, I hate that. Yeah it was like yeah.
So as someone who's never played Mass Effect, would you recommend I play one first and
then going to two? It doesn't really matter. I mean you probably should just because you know.
I think it would help but I don't think it's necessary. I couldn't get through
Mass Effect one. I wouldn't play through a game you don't like just to get to the next one.
Yeah I wouldn't do that. They'll recap the stories
There's something in Dead Space 2 where they actually showed a like
Previously on Dead Space 1 and they like they showed everything that happened in Dead Space 1 in about a five minute segment
It was pretty awesome. I think they I think by where also released a motion comic for Mass Effect for the PS3 owners who
Are getting Mass Effect 2 but didn't get Mass Effect 1.
So I think they released a couple of motion comics that summarize and recap the first game for you.
That's cool. Oh, I showed Michael some wow last night, Gus.
Oh yeah? Yeah. What did you think of that, Michael?
I don't know, you didn't do a lot. You kind of ran around. You would play more the other day
turning people into sheep. Yeah. Yeah. I was showing them, you know, me sheeping people.
And I think something, I don't remember what I was doing,
but if something, I was doing something Jack turned around at me,
he went, who do you 12?
And then turned around and went,
I turned that guy into a sheep.
Yeah.
Yes.
We, I saw, I watched a, a terrible documentary on Hulu last night
about World of Warcraft and the gamer culture.
And I actually recognized someone from our website on Hulu last night about World of Warcraft and the gamer culture.
And I actually recognized someone from our website
being interviewed in that documentary.
What's the name of the documentary?
I think the documentary was called gamers.
I'll have to look it up and with a silly for certain.
I might have been actually.
Caster's put Z on the end.
But it was like, I guess it was just some guy exploring
the world of Warcraft and you made like an hour-long documentary about it.
Oh wow.
I feel like there are a ton of those documentaries and I think I've seen all of them.
Oh all the gamer documentaries?
Yeah. Yeah.
We've been interviewed for half a thousand, and we never make the cut.
We never make the cut. We always see something too offensive.
I've seen the video we're just being interviewed at PAX and Behind in the megacity for guys was like humping each other and then I run up and slap them and then you poke your head in and
Get a stare at the camera awkwardly and don't say anything
That I I love that video and I feel terrible for that kid who's interviewing
I should see if I can find it
I saw we got no, but there's a different video where some kid came up to us at PAX East and said hey
I'm doing a school you know I'm in high hey, I'm doing a school, you know,
I'm in high school and I'm doing a class project
for about pie and I want you to, you know,
explain to the camera what pie is and how many digits
you can say and it'll be really helpful for me.
It's like, okay, I'll do this.
So I start talking to the guy and then Jeff,
like, but see it and just starts cursing nonstop.
And like, you were unrelenting.
Oh, and then the one where I was talking about anal sex. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the kid stops like I don't think I can use any of this
Dude, that's a funny video
Terrible. Let's see if I can find it through that Jawa videos a funny video too. Oh, yeah
We talked about it, but we didn't link it so I'll link it this week
It makes us for making fun of the the cosplayer. There's a guy. There's a cosplayer showed up dressed what I don't know what game the kid was dressed up from but it looks like it like a
Adult version of a java from Star Wars and they just relentless for saying oh you're a java some great cosplay
I'm not a java. I'm in Jeff jumped in there with fucking perfect timing. Yeah
On the spot Ramsey. It's right on the spot Ramsey Jeffrey on the spot. They call me man
Hey, pack. There's a lot of fun. We didn't really talk about it or I did you guys talk about it last week? Yeah, okay. I didn't listen last week's podcast
Yeah, you talk about me in the last week's podcast probably tons tons
All right, we should the
Wrap this shit up, right? I think so all right the Bernie die. Where do you go? Yeah, I don't know
Oh, hey, hey join the drunk tanks if you're if you're playing while we're looking for more healers and tanks
So yeah, don bring her
Uh, poor side jack's looking for some more people to control
When he goes at home we at work at work. He's like, hmm everybody picks on him and everybody yells at him
She goes home and he's like I'm Jack we're in my total everyone's like Jack. Oh, I try your party
Great. No, we're up to 850 members now
I'm trying to see what the cap is on a on guild size
So it's trying to see you can be the person that gets rejected from Jack like can I join?
Oh, I'm not good enough to Jack
So anyway, we're doing in-game stuff now we down like five or six the the catabosses the catarade bosses is pretty awesome
All right, so next week you must get laid constantly constantly laid
So next week I boned check every. Constantly. E-Lade.
So next week, I've owned.
Check every day for stuff on our website celebrating our eighth anniversary.
All kinds of fun stuff.
And this weekend, make sure you stop by Megacon and say hello to Jeff and Griffin.
Not only will Jeff and Griffin be there, but the Sir William Shattner will be there as
well.
And I saw a flyer that you can get a photo taken with them and share a beverage like
a soda maybe, and in a private room and get like 10 minutes of FaceTime with Dr. Shattener
for only $495.
That's a deal.
That's a deal.
If you have any money left over after you spend it all at the Rooster Teeth booth, feel
free to go.
He was spent $500 only.
I can't believe he just had his birthday the other day.
I can't believe he's 80.
He looks great.
I saw the first tweet about that. I thought it was a joke
I thought oh like someone's trying to make fun of him but he's really old. No, he's only like he's like three days apart from
Lenny boy the birthday is like three days apart
Do you think that William Shattner has the best enduring career into the history of television?
Quite pop. It's gotta be up there like there's a couple that are like you could say that like
Quite posh. There's a couple that are like you could say that like
I don't know if you'd say Betty White, but you could probably say Michael Landis had a really good long career
Landis. Yeah, because he had like touch by an angel was like a massive thing for him after he did little house in the prayer
Is that anymore? Is there any Michael Landen? Michael Landen. You'd say yeah like that Michael Landen. Harry Sheer. Andy had a bananza too
Andy dick. What is Harry Sheer done Andy had a bananza too. Andy Dick.
What is Harry Sheer done outside of the Simpsons?
You didn't do some stuff back in the like a CTV.
I don't discount the Simpsons.
That's fucking 20 years.
Yeah, no, but I'm talking about like hit after hit after hit.
Gotcha.
And like getting jobs, David Spade is,
I don't think has not worked on the sit-in
all in the last 15 years.
But yeah, Shatner, I mean, it's amazing.
He's on shit, My dad says right now or
S-Squiggle line.
Sweet my dad says.
After just wrapping up Boston legal, which he won an Emmy for. Man, I think it's crazy. Yeah, and before that
I mean he had he had iron chef for a while before that. That's right. Yeah, he had I mean obviously
I had a TJ hooker rescue 911 rescue 911. Oh, oh, oh, shit. I haven't thought about Rescue 911.
He's like, he must have, he must have like helms 10,
or 10 shows on television.
Crazy.
It's pretty impressive.
All right.
Well, we dedicate this podcast to you, Mr. Shatner.
Yeah.
Come by our season.
He's come by our booths, I have come.
And have a seat with us.
I will sell you any of our merchandise at cost.
Oh, nice.
Yeah.
All right, so ask me to leave out Disney World.
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Let's wrap this up. Thanks for listening. Thanks. Alright, so ask me to leave out Disney World. Alright, let's grab this up.
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