Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #113

Episode Date: May 11, 2011

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Twisted metal, now only on peacock You're listening to the audio only portion of a junk tank video podcast to get the full experience and watch a video podcast visit roosterteeth.com slash podcast Tranny sailor moody birds Presidential sluts Guy for Anthony. Big part for Johnny Butt. Gustavola, a lot of fun. Joe Hamon. Welcome to the podcast. Hey, welcome to the podcast. This is probably the first time that the podcast song had everyone actually introed correctly.

Yeah, let's do. First and a hundred and thirteen times. This is a hundred and fourteen times now, right? Yeah, once we pulled Joe in here, did you go and get a new theme song no I had the theme song and that was just a happy coincidence I totally planned it yeah yeah yeah I made sure we were ready and then got everyone in here that's not true because you were running around about five minutes ago saying who's gonna be the fourth person I don't think you weren't our first choice I was just I was pulling the strings letting people think that they were in contention

they weren't oh really yeah. That was just a headache. I was pulling the strings, letting people think that they were in contention. They weren't. Oh really? Yeah. You're like the puppet master over here. You made it the wrong way. You made it the wrong way. I know. I have nothing interesting.

What are you drinking, Adjol? I'm drinking coffee. You want some beer in there? I had scurros. Hey, are you guys going to introduce me? Am I just going to chill here for an hour? Well, are you rolling audio? I am rolling audio.

Okay. We lost about 45 seconds. The best 45 seconds of podcast ever. Yeah, over there we have a brain infarmy heenie wearing, apparently one of Jack Petillo shirts. What's up with that shirt? I don't know, this was Gus' shirt from the zombie shoot. Is it the zombie immersion?

Yeah, so- So, I ask you a question. Why did you think Gus needed a 2x shirt? That thing is giant. How big is that shirt? Look at this. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe tough. I don't know. This is an Excel. Wait, like, so you pulled it? I think that's that's what Gus has listed on our official measurement sheet. Are you an Excel Gus? I am. Really? Just in the... Hey, what's up Jeff? What's up Jeff? What's up?

What's up? How's it going? Yeah, but you're not an ex-sell. I know, but I was just looking to have you on close. I was looking. I was actually wearing my Reshman high school shirt today. Are you gonna wear the fighting girls outfit next? The immersion wardrobe looking for stuff you can throw on I saw him putting the Ivy League on earlier Better than the Ivy costume, which I'm wearing underneath this. I got my I had my better than Ivy costume, which I'm wearing underneath this. I had my freshman shirt from high school that I got in the year 2000 on, and I forgot we're doing the podcast, and I was like, how about you wear that? You should buy something to close. You should.

So, do we still own the domain presidentialsluts.com? I think we let it go. I think we did too. I think we let all the like donut camcasses and presidential sluts and all those go. That was from one PSA that we made. We mentioned like three or four URLs in the PSA and then we had to go out and register and hold those domains forever just because we mentioned them in a video. We always talked about doing something with them and instead we didn't.

Was it just someone we just wasted money? No, we had some undone at Camcasses for a while but nobody ever saw it or cared. It's honest, true. We did know that Camcorpic should have done it. It was donut's honest, too. We did know that the Cammore picture of Donut. It was Donut's cam horse site. Yeah. Didn't someone always go and register any kind of domains that were ever mentioned in a short or red versus blue?

We generally have a policy of that. If we mention a domain name, and before we put out the video, we go out and we register it, or we make sure that there's nothing else up there. That's why we still have CaptainNCredible.com, I think. That's true, we do. Yeah, all the different variations of Captain Dynamics. One time how many domains? Oh, I don't know. Oh, 30, 40. I have had upwards of 20 at a time. Wow. Just parking that kind of

stuff. I think we just let Gay Dumbledore kills straightsnave.com. Who was who was that from? Dallas. That was the spoiler alert. Yeah. Yeah. Now we we we we we we we call it a lot of stupid domain names. It's true. So in other words, we say any domain names now the left go bottom. Yeah. I feel compelled to re-register some of these. So what did you do this week and Jeff? Oh, I hear there was like a swat standoff by your house or something. Yeah, I don't know what the deal with that was. We were walking back from breakfast at Star Seeds and the cops closed the road down on us. Like the guy just zoomed by me, turned around and he closed that side of the road down and then on 30 second street.

And then we walked a little bit more and another cop pulled out and closed it around in front of us. We had to like walk around the cones and then it was a very effective roadblock. Yeah, they, the dragon. If the dragon was for us, we sidestep it pretty, pretty expertly. And there were like 20 cops all standing in the street with like five cop cars all blocking off other. I thought probably like four at least six intersections blocked off. We live in a great part of town. Yeah, apparently no idea what was going on And they weren't like aimed at a house or anything. They I don't know

It might have been like it might have been like Like cop tailgate Sunday. I don't know But they didn't seem terribly worried, you know They didn't say like hey take your five-year-old daughter and hide behind a tree because there's about to be a shootout or anything So who knows I figured it was like a gasoline or something. A gasoline? Yeah. Yeah. I don't think they'd be that concerned about safety because I remember the last time we had all the kids over at your house and we were all in the front yard and the fire

trucks came blazing down the street and they go to a house. They stop at a house about like 10 houses away from his and we're like, hey kids fire truck maybe there'll be a fire. Let's go see what the firemen are gonna do, you know? So we all kind of start walking on the road and we all go, stand a little ways away from the fire truck, a respectable distance. The firemen didn't shoot us away or anything like that.

Do you know what they were there to do? They were there to remove 10,000 bees from our house. Africanized bees. Yeah, and we're just standing out there in the road with our kids. They were shooting them with a hose, like 10,000 Africanized bees. It's in the road with our kids. They were shooting them with a hose like 10,000 African eyes. Wow. Yeah, it could be a better process than just shoot it with a hose. I guess not. Yeah, right The weird thing was it was just a garden hose

Back into the guy's house. They don't want to waste their firewater Firemen are just gonna shoot water really. What could you do to make bees more angry than just hitting them with a hose I mean, it's like if the firemen had grabbed each individual being like slap slap the hoes. I mean it's like if the firemen had grabbed each individual being like slaps slaps. They're gonna get the queen. And also ineffective. Like that that's not gonna stop them or to I mean you better like shoot gasoline at them and light them on fire. At least that would like maybe kill them. Water's not gonna kill them. It's just gonna upset them. I have a mental image of like firemen with a hoes shooting gas in like a flame thrower now and just like giant plumes of flame and smoke coming out of it Not not once not once did the fireman even like look up or yeah like man

We should clear these kids out here since we're pissing off the bees So anyway, that's when I live in an exciting neighborhood apparently yeah apparently Now that we're not I don't want to come off that we're not pro fireman. We are yeah fact this week We're extremely pro cop because you hear what happened with Jack this weekend No, no. Jack who has been Mr. fucking assholes, socialists, hippie, anti-cop, it seems like on the podcast. He, the cops saved his ass. His girlfriend was driving home at hot like midnight and completely blew out her tire

on the freeway. And then called Jack and said I'm having a problem. And you know, Jack, that phone call is like, oh, okay, welcome help. And then he finally gets up and goes to help. And two cops that showed up and they completely changed their tire before he even got there. Wow. Yeah. She was like,

she has two new boyfriends. Yes, yes, yes, two new boyfriends. Then they bought her breakfast. It was awesome. Then the fireman came in here with a hose. It was the best night ever. It was like a white snake video So that was pretty cool. I mean, that's pretty cool I mean we were complaining last week about how there needs to be some distinction between Traffic police and crime police, but I mean here there they are helping you out when you have a situation. It's true

They do have a I think here in Austin they do have like a group that takes care of car problems on the inner, I know they always, I always see the phone number on billboards and they've seen that truck. It's like they call it the road truck. This is a city. Yeah. And it, I guess if you have a car problem, it comes out and helps you like they're flat tire or whatever. Yeah, that's crazy. My wife's new car doesn't have a spare. Yeah. Because it inflation kit. Yeah, which is just basically like a pressurized canister with a pressure gauge on it. And it fills her tire back up and fills it back up on the inside with some kind of goo. Oh, is that like the fix the flat stuff? Yeah, but it's like some now acceptable version that can now replace a spare. Yeah, this is becoming like more and more popular for sure. I guess it's just a spare less room than

a whole spare. It's interesting. Yeah. Tell me not going to door. Hey, come on in. It's exciting. Hey, how are you? I'm good. Jeff, you have an interview right now? Oh, great.

You want to replace me for a few minutes? Yeah, for a little while. I can do it for a while. This is like tag team. You have to tag. Ramsey's tagging out. I need you to talk about the fun thing. I don't want to talk to you about with you.

Did he explain the situation? The situation. The situation? We'll talk about that So Jeff Jeff tells me today when he comes in he tells me that he's mad at me Because he woke up mad at me because he had a dream about me in which he was mad in the dream at me And now he's mad at me during the day that happens me a lot where you sleeping with somebody else This is a license of Jeff that I cheated on you or something like that? Does he get mad at you or you get mad at him?

Well both. Like if I have a dream, yeah, no, we'll get mad at each other sometimes. Like I'll have a dream that he cheats on me or hills have a dream that I cheat on him or it's usually cheating. I mean sometimes it's other things. I'll never understand that. Like sometimes my wife will say that to me she'll wake up she'd be like, I'm mad at you because if something you did in my dream, I'd be like, I didn't do that. No, I know. Yeah, but this is the thing. Unless they're in less room they're nowhere. Unless they're picking up on cues in real life. I'm suppressing them and putting them there and they're subconscious. And it's because they're crazy.

Yeah. We're griffin', I have a question though. If you do cheat on him in your dream, like if you have like a section about someone else, do you then kind of feel guilty? Yeah, well, yeah, because sometimes, like, or I'll have a dream about somebody and then I can't act normal around them for like a couple of days. Is

that why you're so weird with me? I can't make eye contact with you. I can feel the tears. I was a nervous laugh. Wow. So how did you turn this around? Because you're saying that she had a dream about somebody. If she had a dream, I mean, oh no, I had someone if someone's bothered if you're seeing together as bothered that you had you cheated on them and in their dream They're not as bothered as if you really didn't realize No, I'm not of course not No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Don't say hold on you finished your Thought you That's that So I'm saying it's not they're only kind of bothered but if you do actually have sex with someone else in your dream

Do you have to go through and fix the levels? When the guy on the board is the one Touching the dog now he going to stand up there. Like, oh, I got this. I got this, guys. I'm under control. So, but what you're saying is not only do you, like, get mad at somebody if they cheat on you or whatever

in their dream, in your dream, but in your dream, if you cheat on them, that you feel guilty, like. You're like, yeah, maybe it is her, though. You guys, who's having sex? That's what I'm confused about. The thing we're talking about is Jeff, Jeff has a dream about Griffin. Griffin didn't even have the dream.

She doesn't, she's saying she's having before, right? Yeah, well I mean, haven't we all? Am I the only one here saying he's upset that you cheated? No, but when he has a dream that I'm cheating, I'm not having... We haven't been able to time it to where I'm actually having that sex dream at the same time that he's having the dream that I'm having. It's just only cute though. So who were you having sex with in the dream?

I'm not talking to you about that. It's just a dream. It's not real. Do you want to talk to Gus about it? So if you had the sex dream on the same day that Jeff had the cheating dream, that could be like the perfect storm. I think you have an excuse because at the end of day, Friday, I came into the studio and it was like being hit in the face with like a chemical storm.

And I felt like you were doing all the painting. And I felt like had I lit a match in there, the whole building would have explained. Well, and then we spent the next two. And then, yeah. And then the next day, Bernie and I came in and we did like 10 hours of spray painting and like a small, plasticky kind of space. So, yeah, I don't know. I feel a little bit loopy.

You should wear a mask or something. That's not healthy. We had masks with those paper masks that are just like for dust. It's really just for psychological reasons. Yeah. I'm wearing a mask. Well, there's all different levels, right?

I mean, I literally had safety glasses on and a mask. Uh-huh. Every other part of my face was silver. Like, I look like it's silver here. I'd still be here. Yeah, because we're spraying silver up over our heads. What we do. Yeah. That was awful. Um, yeah, it took me like two days to get all that paint off. And you did that with spray paint cover with fiberglass insulation too. That was

not that was not fun. Have you ever seen people who have spray paint? Yeah, I just spray it in a bag and it's not fit. So then like all around, but get like that Homer Simpson effect where all around their nose and mouth It's just silver or gold. Is it a metallic? Is metallic of the trick? Yeah, it's normally metallic I guess I guess that's what's big with them, but it seems like it's always silver or gold That's exactly the picture. This is such great. This is great This is going to be he'll put this up on the the link to put that is the best thing about that is that guy's huffing gold spray paint And he's wearing a golden state warriors shirt

So it was the opposite of that where she has this Mask right here of paint. That's why I didn't have that's what you want to avoid if you're a sane person You want to avoid that getting in your respiratory system? Joel I was thinking about your story when I was driving home because I'm covered in spray paint I'm thinking I'm gonna get pulled over my cop for no turn signal Then he's gonna come to cars and be covered in spray paint. And I'm gonna be this guy to mug shot the next day. I'm the smoking gun. It's funny because there's been a couple of times now where I've driven home from a short and I'm covered in blood. And this seems to be a recurring theme and the other one in the bathroom where I was just covered in blood.

I had so much blood on my shirt that was like, okay, well I guess I'm gonna take my shirt off and all I have on my car is this hoodie. So I'm gonna put this hoodie on. So I mean, I mean, and then sure enough, there's a police roadblock coming out of downtown. It's like, well, I guess I'm just gonna go around. Did you also like your ski mask on? I was thinking about it, right? It's like, this keeps happening over and over again. So I kind of wondered about that too, because you came out and we went somewhere after that shoot, like the last one we did with a lot of blood, and you had blood all over your hands. I did.

We were just dinner and you were just blood-covered. And like nobody asked, like the waiter didn't seem weird about it, nobody seemed weird about it. You could just walk around with blood all over you and no one would do anything. But you know, I feel better with the blood all over me than like the makeup. Like if I have makeup, like, oh God, someone discovers I'm wearing makeup. It's a really weird walk. Oh really?

Yeah, I'd rather have the blood, because blood's like, you know, at least that's like masculine. It's macho. I'd rather be like, oh well, at least, he's a killer, but he's a masculine killer. Where's like if you've got makeup, it's like, that's, I don't want, you know that.

Man, you are a complex dude. I'm like, it's gonna think these things through. You can't explain how the like, he might work like in a slaughterhouse just something like that I guess but it's not mainly field works like the Maybelline factory I think I'd rather be confused for an axe murderer than whatever comes with wearing makeup Okay, and you've acted for a long time your whole career you've acted so and you're still not used to that huh? No, no, I'm the same I'm the like. I feel like whenever I have makeup on,

like when we shoot a short, that no one can ever tell. Like when I when other people see me, just so fucking proud of his good skin. No, I'm not showing off. I'm a couple of many. I'm a couple of many. Creepers excellent makeup. What was it?

What was it? TV show that you and I were on? Was it a tack of the show? No, it was that Martin Sargent show wasn't it? Unscrewed. Unscrewed. Yeah, it was it was a it was Joel and I think yeah but we have our I was with you our memories are still messed up at this point we already remember which one of us was on the show but anyway we're in the makeup we're in the makeup room and they're doing makeup on all of us for

TV and the makeup artist said to Gus she literally went like this she goes to take her brush to her sponge and she goes, I can't do anything, you're perfect. She's damn me once, okay, that's it. Even maybe she was just like, I don't want to touch that. Yes. Holy shit, that would be very possible. She got one of those yellow sponges with the green stuff on the back, that's what she put on your makeup with. And Gus talked about that for years, it would come up every night. It still comes up, no, it still comes up.

How personal is it? I had to I think I had to coerce you into finally putting on makeup for me because you because you had that experience like you resisted from. I'm older now. I know I need it. Yeah. I got like this red splotch over here. I'm fucked up.

By the way, we're talking about for on camera stuff here. We're not just talking about around the office like we don't dollar. We all look good for each other during our day that professional, you know back in the madman era They wore suits and now we wear makeup. I put on makeup before I go to bed So I have good dreams and Jeff can wake up mad at me and a dirty dirty pillow I think that tell me for men just wear makeup as a mainstream like It's gotta be it's gotta be coming It has to yeah, I think I'm using the word men at that point, but yeah

Something else it'll be caught something else like a masculine term for makeup Well, they've already started the slow march because it's like there's loopholes now and there's like men Gel cream when there were always there was always Women Oh now they make unisex loopless. Rather, I don't like having that magnetic charge where you can't let you go. I'd rather use like a rock or something. Rather you.

Like promise. When we were wearing wigs, didn't they also wear makeup? Who? What? When like a aristocrats are wigs. They have like Egyptians and like, I think probably. Like George Washington. Well, I've been thinking throughout history, there's probably men probably wore makeup longer Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, podcast. Okay, on that note, we should probably take a quick break. So check out this drunk tank anime adventure,

and we'll grab back. I remember talking to a guy on set one, who's a stunt driver, and he's crashed a lot of cars. And one of the first crashes he did, the airbags went off, and apparently, like, you get a lot of heat from airbags, it burnt his hands, he's like, oh, it burnt all my arms.

And then he looked down, he's like, did I piss myself? And it turned out that the headlight fluid container made it into the car onto his lap. The headlight fluid container, really? That's amazing. I can't believe it went all the way from the headlight fluid. It went from all the way into the other two. It just went. Headlight fluid? Why are you talking about that? That's just no speed. You really think there's headlight fluid?

Oh, the lights are dim, better put some more fluid in there I'm gonna top up the headlights I mean the white produce what was that stuff? The white produce This is the dumbest moment in the history of our company, but you know what I mean Is it it's metrics headlight fluid is that it's a good job? I'm sure I'm actually I'm gonna get a flight today All right welcome back now we're back Joel. We're back. I'm not ready

So make up on men by now. I'm sure the Wikipedia page has been clarified so that Whatever you said right here You did on the fly. Thank you by the way for your beautiful drawing on the on the board today Thanks, Griffin was asking for suggestions on what we what she should draw and I said it's ladies choice So she drew a ball to some have been lawden. No, it's a strong man. It's not a summer V. Laudan I wear a journal about a strong man just to the day because we ran to this problem when we were shooting the Cop short I have a weird problem where is Carrie Mike? Can we talk to Carrie at all? No, Carrie's not having a mic. Okay. Okay. Shout, just shout, Carrie. So Carrie runs all of her audio and for all the shorts and

We've had a problem for Months and months where they keep having to change out my lava leaders like they tape them here They tape them to the inside of my shirt. They clip them here couldn't couldn't unravel the mystery We couldn't figure out why Rattling and rustling my mic and this one went on forever and never and finally it was like he switched out my mic Like the what the fifth time that day and I was like, you know We got a figure of what this problem is whatever we determined that it was my chest hair Causing the rustling problems, so now I have to shave my chest. You're the only mistake employed with chest hair

Apparently so I do I mean You get a chest maybe get laser. I use technique. Do you want to know what was? Yeah, please. Yeah, I use a clipper and I cut down like a square. No, I know. So you kind of know to like a scratchy amount instead of just doing a clean shave.

Well, it's a length of a hair that. No, but you have to think about anyone who might encounter that part of your body. Don't you want to be better to be clean than scruffy? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. My wife didn't like that I was shaving it at all. I hope you're talking about my wife, and not Jeff in a dream,

or something like that. You know, Jeff started shaving his chest, and he told me, he told me, and everyone who asked or didn't ask, that it made it look like he had a six pack or whatever he shaved. Just shaving his chest gave him a six pack. He just, like, he just, like, he's out of the head. And he's just, like like right under the bus.

Like, when? I've only got like three chest chairs, so I would never shave them. It's like, I've got to support them, put like fertilizer, help them grow. It's so strange to me. That's so strange. It's just like a werewolf in the name.

Chris showed me his one chest here that he just grew. He still have it. Yeah. We're all very proud of Chris. What are you guys doing? Showing off? I don't know. Here's the thing. I don't know what it is, but for some reason, the part of the building that I'm in, every guy in the office comes over there to change. Yeah. Like they all just come over and take the clothes off. But you're giving us the hints

with all the like the beef cake photos around you. Yeah, beef cake photos. That's what I'm hinting at. Whatever you get in this office, you should be happy with It's all a relative scale. You know, it's just take what you can get I normally just change in my office. Who goes out there? Everyone else goes out there to change They just they go over they walk over to like five feet for me and they take their clothes off and then put on a costume It's like and then they leave a pile of clothes I think it's because they think that I'm gonna do something of that pile of clothes. It's like you work at chip and Dale You're so you're so lucky. Chip and Dale's a little bare someplace.

Yeah, I should put some music on next time. We dance. You should have something ready to go like a shortcut. Like some kind of, for less music, you just put a camera off. Just wait. We have security camera out there. It's true. That is a good point though.

You hang up your beefcake quotas. It's like you created this hot sauce challenge for the environment. It's like you're in a challenge for the environment. Now people... We know that's where naked men go around different deaths. Exactly right. You set the example. We just need to invite more men over.

You're talking about, look at this. You got your choice of wonderful specimens here. Guys are simple though. When you put up like little symbols like that, we just go towards them. Like that's how we know what your rest are going to. Because it's a little man, we just go for them like that's how we know what you're Restroom you going to go in to cuz it's a little man we just go for that It's like They did people are right now. Let's go indicators. It's all it is you were upset when we do we talk about this I guess you you have a weird H.R. Discussion where you were a little upset about us hiring a new female receptionist

Because now you have to close your door when you take your clothes. Yeah, it's really really weird. The men would have appreciated that doorclose to. What? Why are you taking the clothes off? I would have changed. We'll never be changed for shorts. I take my clothes off a lot. I've realized. Yeah. And then he immediately takes his clothes off as soon as he gets in a short. So what's the point of the action change? We should just get you a row just to make it easier on you. Why do you bother with the role? Yeah your office uniform It's very important that you're appropriately costume for the first 30 seconds you're on screen. Hey, that's not me. You talked to those guys

running the camera What is that guys? Why do you why do you put him in the shorts so much naked? I don't know. It's just kind of like the go-to You know, it's just people like it to Gus can act just what Just what's the one thing you can do? Take his clothes off. People complain about it, but they like it. Well, in the one with Kerry, people were complaining about that one. There was really not that bad. I think frag Gus was probably worse. I showed my father-in-law that one the other day. How'd that go? He, uh, did you really? Yeah, he was struck. I don't know. You were ever going to show you. I was told not to either, then my wife was like, show it to him. I was like, you told me not to.

She was like, yeah, that's fine. It was a big mistake. Yeah. Big mistake. I think he secretly thinks that I'm gay and my wife's in a sham marriage now. Really? Because then she followed that up. She's like, no, no, no, show him another one.

And then she showed him the one with the cutout. Really? Where it's like, and then I get naked and that one too at the end. Yeah, and you're just set the stage here. Your father-in-law is a very traditional Korean man, right? Yeah. Is he first generation? Yeah, he came over. So he's from Korea. What is that? So he's first generation would then be his kids, right? Right. He's zero. He's generation zero.

He's just Korean. Immigrant zero. Well, yeah, he was, he was not amused. So we realized now that was a huge mistake. Do you think you could pick up everything in your life and move to a different country? Yes. You good? It would be harder now. Let me go to the server.

Do you think you could pick up everything in your life and move to an Asian country? Because those are very different cultures. He came from Korea to America. I guess a country where you don't speak the language. What? It's a very different cultural background. It's one of the things, I guess a country where you don't speak the language. What? It's a very different cultural background. It's one thing to move to France where you don't speak the language. It's another thing to move to Korea.

Like, could you move to Korea? Oh, yeah. Welcome back. You're welcome to Korea. What is good knowing you? All right, well, I'm going to not answer that question. Can you do that? I mean, I'd be interesting.

I mean, I've thought about moving to New Zealand, but I feel like that's an easy move to English-speaking country. I totally agree. You were to Japan, right? Yeah. I don't know if I could move to Japan. Yeah, that was really interesting. Gush just did that, like, when Red versus Blue's first started hit a big, Gush started

taking Japanese and then went to Japan. No, no. I went to Japan before it took Japanese lessons. You did it wrong there. That's not true. That's wrong there. That's not true That's not true. Yeah normally you'd want to like he did Japanese lessons before he went to Japan I signed up for lessons when I came back. Ah, that's not true. I don't remember You did the Japanese lessons in preparation to go to Japan. No

Yeah, no, see where the heck say something What like Haji Mumashite guys who this those are go to Sh Japanese. Uh, what? Like, how do you even match the guys who this? Those are go to Shiku. Yeah, what does that mean? It's like nice to meet you for the first time. My name is Gus. Look upon me favorably. Really? Yeah. Look upon me favorably? Yeah. How can we not say that in American?

I don't know. We're crass. Jeff, look upon me favorably. I'm not going to do that. Wait, you know, we were talking about you have a dream about me. Now you're going to be mad at me. I'm mad at you. What do you mad at me about me? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what was in the dream I don't know you don't know how do you know you're mad if you don't know what was in the dream? Listen I had a dream that involved Bernie and I I

Realized this is a ridiculous by the way What if my wife gets started off this way? I had a dream fuck all of you Did my wife does a shit all the time where I'll wake up and she's like, hitting me. I'm like, how dare you cheat on me? And I'm like, whoa, whoa, hey. And she's like, I'm like, what are you talking about? Who have you talked to?

And she's like, I had a dream. Like, oh, OK. You're just insane. But no, I did it this morning. I woke up this morning. And I remember having a bad dream where you and I were arguing about something. And you really pissed me off on the dream.

And if you don't like latch onto it immediately, you just forget the dream. So I forgot the dream. But that my anger lingers. So you're mad at me now like sitting here now I'm gonna be like I just fucking got on my I don't know I'm on settle. All right. Thank you. I pray that how you like that? This is see You're gonna drink to doubt the anger that always helps Just press it to press it down. I realize it's it's irrational But you're still you're still following through it. Not strong motion. I can work with this Jeff and I have a lunch date now. Oh, nice. We're gonna go to double-davis where they have the world's greatest coke machine ever and supposedly a hot chick

It's a pizza place. I was just gonna talk about I don't want to make you mad I was just gonna talk about the coke machine. We haven't have a chop chick who works behind the counter, too Oh really, but it is coke machine where it's like a touch screen Mm-hmm, and then you can select whatever you want like you can select sprite and then a secondary menu comes up And it says do you want vanilla sprites? This is one of these machines and it like sends back all the data back to Coca-Cola Central or whatever like the chords everything Wow

Coke machines and you're like, wow. Cook machines, you're like crazy. You didn't do that. You didn't do that. You didn't do that. You didn't do that. You didn't do that. You didn't do that.

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Coke zero. You just find like Musical coke zero. Fuck yeah, that's awesome. That's doesn't it? I usually get just like cherry coke zero. What do you you get Joel? I'll get whatever I don't know I just mix it all together like mix it all together It's weird because they've got like grape and vanilla and cherry and all that so but really all that is There's no grape. It's just a different flavored type of sugar and it like there's cherry and so there's no cherry involved in that process It's another different kind of sugar Release that immersion the artificial flavoring one that we did I just

I think we did sponsor. I think we did sponsor. Yeah, I just touched your arm. I know, it was kind of really tender way. It was right on the funny bone and I feel kind of funny now. Or pants, or pants are a little tired. He's mad at me and you're feeling interesting feeling. It balances out.

It's all even. I'm getting over it. You're good, I'm glad to hear that. You're drinking through it. Does anybody go see, uh, anybody go see Thor this weekend? No, but it's getting great reviews. I saw it. Really? Oh, you saw what you think. Well, it's funny. I went into the movie with zero expectations. So I thought it was going to be a terrible movie and it wasn't terrible movie. So I thought it was pretty good. Man, what does it say about

movies now where you can make a trailer that everyone recognizes bad. Oh, but people still don't see that movie. Maybe like if you made it commercial for a restaurant, everything was terrible and the be like, I gotta go eat there and see what you know, it's like, why is that people just go see it? Well, it's funny because you know that like part of it. Oh, is this a setup for Avengers or whatever? I mean, it's a smaller part of a greater story maybe. So it's like, well, know what I go in there and see I think everybody knows that I think he's saying that was what his motivation was though right? Yeah, I didn't Kenneth Branagh direct that yes I just or yeah, I just realized he did like interview on Jimmy Fallon or something the other day

And I saw him and he's talking about directing that movie and I was like that seems like a really weird Yeah, no shit Kenneth Branagh on Jimmy Fallon seems weird to me. Yeah, no weird in the Thor's like like I can see Can't have Brandon directly you might have been on Jimmy Kimmel. I mean what what else is he directed lately? Do it do you know I don't know Shakespeare hasn't written anything new in about five He did that though he did that deal where he played Hamlet and direct there or whatever Which that wasn't that was like 10 years ago, right? Yeah, it was the long time ago. What was the big was it Henry the eighth? What was the big one they did?

I think the century the eight Like that. Yeah fill up the Franco What did you do this weekend Gus? I didn't do much my last birthday was this weekend. Do you guys eat newer cool? No, we ordered food in. Oh, where did you get food from? Our P.J.O. grill you're reading there. It No, we ordered food in. Oh, where did you get food from? Our PGO grill, have you been reading there? It's a Mediterranean place out in airport. You know who eats there, John Mike. He eats there all the time.

It's pretty good. I'd really recommend it. Man, that's what y'all talking about. I can't. Food. Speak anymore. So, did you, if you orders food in, let me ask you this, did you leave your house at all this weekend?

Well, yeah, exactly, go get the food. Oh, so it's not the order any get delivered. Never heard that before. How about, because I have to go get the food. Oh, so you don't want to deliver any good delivered. Never heard that before. They blow your mind. They don't deliver. I have to go drive and get it. Well, I have to be in Kenneth Branagh's on the front page. I have to tell you, I have a new favorite place in Austin.

What's that? I've been eating there twice now. The second East Side King, which is a totally different restaurant than the first East Side King. Is this the second one? Yeah, it's a crackle on the six. is tremendous I tweeted a picture of my Asian spare rib this week I'll do it it's unbelievable really really good you should check if I ever leave my house I'll be sure to put that on the list you don't even have to go

in the bar because it's outside the bar oh that's even better you can just get it and take off there's another restaurant near our house like off 38 East of Airport it's called aigo. It just opened this past weekend. It's where 38th is called Anchor Lane. We're between airport and a mainer. Okay. It's like out over there. Airport and mainer. Okay. Is it a restaurant or a trailer? It's a restaurant, restaurant. I heard it's supposed to be pretty good. Really? The menu looked good. What kind of truck? Who does it? It's kind of like fusion-y stuff well a country fusion-y almost like rabbit I'm convinced that you're gonna try to open a restaurant or start a chain

Austin's a city to do it in let's events like it always seems like every restaurant that you can think of it's like a couple years later they're not only able to same business but they open up another branch it just spreads well. I had a pretty funny conversation with my wife actually we ate it schlatsky's on Friday and They were like unawesome original and it had the whole little right up about how it's been in Austin since it's like the 1950s And she was like wait a minute schlatsky's is a Austin restaurant. I was like, yeah, you didn't know that she's like Why would we have those in Oregon? I was like well to chain. That's how that works And she's like it's just through for loop. She's like I don't I Guess she's totally But yeah, that's weird. Yeah, where do you think it'll be the next Austin chain that can potentially get to that level?

Maybe text a d'Alphaea Probably three birds Well, I would just an Austin. I wouldn't call the I three birds. Alamo. Alamo. Definitely I Pteris really expanding. Yeah, Pterys has three or four restaurants now. Although Rudy's has a couple. Pterys is really just a response to the fact

that in and out doesn't make franchises in Texas. And now they do. And now they do. Is the Dallas one open yet? The Dallas one is opening. They'll be open this week. Wow. That's awesome.

That's pretty cool. We're taking a road trip? No, flash is taking a road trip though. You know, we ate it. We ate it in and out about two weeks ago. We were in LA. It wasn't that good. We had a bad, we had an off day at in and out. Oh, you and I. You know, we met J.R. Dan. Yeah. Who makes the drunk tank animated adventure. Is that why you're mad at him? No. Why are you mad at me? Because of the baddest roots're into now? No, we can work through this. I fix this. I didn't how do you are you receptive to counseling? No, I'm not couples counseling. I'm not you're gonna be counseling of any kind I have I have to I have to And it's I it's I don't I don't like that. That's a long story. I feel like

This is my counseling. Yeah, I know getting right now I feel like in a counseling you're gonna like any couples counseling which is good idea you should go But it's like you you just kind of like I just feels like complaining about the other person To someone else in the room, you know what I mean It's like I don't know what people get out of that. It's also at least in my experience You find out that one person in the asshole is a complete or one person in the relationship Complete in total asshole and the council figures that out immediately and latches on to that and then you have this

conversation where like we really need counseling and then you have the counseling and then the other person who goes we're never doing that again that was stupid. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, first life, not saying. Well, I had that thing to go. I think we went to we did it twice because every new other people who have been married about as long as we were and we're having problems We're going to counseling and so we thought it might be a good idea if we did it to see if like just like is like a

You know a check-up pre-end of measure. Yeah, and then we went do one of them thought that was kind of Dumb let's go to the second one. We went to the second one and said no Let's just do we both agreed it was stupid turns out we're happy. Yeah, yeah exactly By the way Kenneth Branagh's last movie the heat directed was sleuth in 2007. I don't even remember that move Michael Kane and Jude law Hmm, he also directed the magic flute which Might be a porn title. I'm not sure exactly That's anyway from that just based on title. So your experience that was with going to therapy was a good experience? Better experience is a affirmation for me.

Yeah, you won. Yeah, I won the shit out of that. You won therapy. And then we we needed therapy desperately. And then we had therapy and then suddenly we didn't need therapy anymore because the therapist was in church. Oh, yeah, is that what happened? You might want to clarify. I guess this is not with this is not good right. So I guess if you get pointed out as the ass almost

likely you're the one saying that the therapist is a jerk. Yeah yeah. Yeah it is it is bad when the therapist the professional in the room sides with one person. Yeah that's not something you want. It's kind of hot. Either way either way because a guy, you don't want to win an argument either. You just want the argument to go away. Right. Winning an argument is I find not your benefit. No. No.

There are long term effects to winning an argument too. Yeah. That right? It'll affect you for the next two or three years, potentially. The definitely an age thing too, though. I remember 18, 19, 20, 21, 22. Why do you remember them? Because they were like yesterday for you.

You fucking sure. I'm just saying like the everything before my, the, the, the last long term relationship I had, it was I'm going to win this as much as, I'm going to prove her wrong as much as I possibly can. And then those, those relationships didn't go there. How's your current relationship going? Do we have any crickets? For any of you have that little sound more that you love so much?

Oh, yeah, whatever. That sound board. I think I might have crickets on that day. I don't know. I feel like, once you get married, you definitely change your... You take on the winning and argument as well. No kidding. So, how has your opinions changed since being married? Bernie's right. Just make the argument go away. Yeah.

Because there's a winning, right? No. No. It's like, figure out a way to invent a time machine not to say whatever it was, you know, right? That's the best thing you can do in a minute, but you have to go through a certain level of pain You know you can't just dismiss it. That's even worse. Yeah, you know like oh, this isn't an issue It is an issue. We have to talk about it. You don't want to talk about it. The appropriate amount you don't want to win You don't want to belittle the issue and you also honestly don't want to lose Yeah, so amount. You don't want to win. You don't want to belittle the issue. And you also honestly don't want to lose.

Yeah. So you get to think of what it is. It's a fail mate, but really lose at the same time. It's fucking terrible. On that note, we got to take a quick break. What is this? What is this one about? There's a new drunk-eck anime adventure

about the pain of marriage. The idiots at Double Daves, which is a much more enjoyable topic. It's where we're going for lunch today. Yay We got to talk about what happened to us. I thought the double daves last week There was a man and a woman in front of us in line I had no initial idea that they were gonna turn out to be the two most retarded people on the planet The ladies like we heard about this thing. It's called a strong bully Is that something that you guys sell and ladies like like, yeah, we have some stromboli's

and she's like, what is that? And she's trying to explain it to her and she's like, I just don't understand. And the guy's like, yeah, is it like a cow's zone? And what's a cow's zone? And she's going through this explanation. And the people are just like, I just don't get it. I don't know.

Is it good? Can we see it? And the lady's like, I guess. So she walks them over to the buffet and there's like pointing out stromboli. Yeah, that's a crumboli. There's a cow's zone. And the people just look fucking befuddled like their entire world got turned upside down because somebody mission The word strong bully to them so then they walk away and I'm like thank fucking Christ

We get our pizza and we walk over to the soda machine and they have this new fangled soda machine That's a touch screen couldn't be simpler my five year old could do it They stopped at that soda machine. I saw jaws hit the ground They look scared and then like scratching their heads and they're like, what is this? I don't understand. Where do I put the cup? They're really confused. And then I turned around and I'm talking to Gus and Griffin. And when we turned back around, they were just walking out the front door. They had to leave and go to therapy. I will say it's gonna be awesome to be that stupid because every time

you leave your house, it's a whole new world. A soda machine, this is gonna occupy me for the next six hours. This is fantastic and I'm fucking retarded so I'm gonna forget about it tonight and then tomorrow it's gonna be a whole new adventure again. Alright welcome back. Sorry I look probably looking forward to it was like looking down and yawning at the same time. Hey guess you have a gas grill right? Yeah. Let me ask you a question. Ex-away. Ask him. There's no way to know ahead of time that you're running out of gas is there I've seen tanks that have a meter on them. Yeah, the level the one I have you can I just get the one from the gas station And they don't have anything because I found out when I was grilling Sunday in the middle of my grilling when I ran out of gas

I don't like run to the grocery store Yeah, that's the best way to do it some of the grills if you look inside it might have a thing on what you hang The gas tank and then it indicates the level like as it weighs less Yeah, so that might exist inside your barbecue grill or you do what I do which is my You want are you ready to be envious? Are you ready? My, and my house, you know, you like to make fun of suburbia jackass. I don't think, what, don't.

My house, my grill outside runs off of my natural gas in my house, so I never have to fuck with that. That's ever, ever. Does it also have a ethernet connection? No, this, because I'm off the grid. We're not doing this. That's actually, this is a good time, because, you know, because I'm off the grid. We're not doing this. That's

actually this is a good time because you know we're going through the process of putting a second floor on our house. Yeah. And we're at that phase where it's like it's gonna cost X amount of money or X plus X plus X. Oh, when you want to do this, another X so we can just add another X and. I'm so glad you guys do this. This is crazy. This is so much material. Yeah. You're gonna be so fucking miserable. This is it's gonna take. I will be in this process for a minimum of six months, a maximum of a year. So it means there's an year and a half. So a good mark that he said maximum of a year.

What is it, May 9? What are the design phase right now? Maximum of a year. So we'll have a single demiopart at your new place. Let's hope so. So the design phase takes three to six months, and then the build phase takes three to six months So I don't know These are those three to six months. Are they in a row?

Three to six months when they work over the period of two to six years Are you gonna be a housewarming party like gusted and didn't invite me and didn't tell me about I? Never went to a house from party a gust I'm gonna have a house. No, I've convinced he did you guys just didn't invite me and didn't tell me about. I never went to a house from party at Gus. I'm not a house owner. No, I've convinced he did. You guys just didn't tell me. No, I've convinced that Gus had a nice, original social event at a house. I'm still waiting for Jason's housewarming event.

He bought us house six years ago. I've still never been there. Have I had a housewarming party at my house? No. You did once? I had party at our houses. Gus is at a party before, right? Before he said a working year. Well, Gus had one party at his old house. You did have party at our houses. Gus is at a party before right before it's at work. Gus had one party at his old house. I had never set foot in Gus's house

until we filmed that immersion at four in the morning at his place. I literally had never been in his place before. It's awesome by the way. You have a great house. My wife's my wife's work. Yeah, I even like that shitty dog. I don't like little shitty dogs and I like your little. I normally don't like little dogs. Awesome. I don't like little shitty dogs and I like your little shit. I normally don't like little dogs awesome I don't normally don't like little dogs either. That dog's awesome. He's good. He's a good dog Little Benjamin Linus Was it shit soup? You look at you with a fucking shit. What happened to the other dog?

He didn't get along with this dog so we gave him to my sister and you all you guys go through dogs like I can't It's like a dog sharing program I can't keep It's like a dog sharing program. Yeah. I can't keep the site managed to cycle through all you guys go through. There's a Korean joke in here somewhere. I'm not sure what it is exactly. But I do. I do. My dog is now 75 pounds.

And she's five months old. How's the house, house training on your dog going? It's okay. It's better. It's not great. You know, I still cleaned up shit yesterday., I mean in your house. Yeah, oh But it's like she'll go to the door But she won't tell you she won't be she'll be quiet about it and if you don't notice within 10 seconds, she's like a fucking

Plan B you drop a dog off the dog daycare every day. Shouldn't they be one dollars a day? Shouldn't they be the ones to be responsible for like teaching? Like, they thought there was some sort of something going on there, were they in a program or? Yeah, if I wanted to pay extra, I'm sure I could probably get something like a... Let's see, they cut her toenails. They cut her toenails, you know? They got the uh-oh, see there you go. Was that in the cost or was that more?

No, I had to pay for that. Why don't you bring your dog here? I'm sure you could build a little holding area out back behind the studio. Dude, I don't... I don't know, I don't know, do my dog to work. What happened? She'd be outside. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. My dog don't work. What happened? She'd be outside. Yeah. I don't know. She get hot. She's big dog. She could come inside. She came here one time. Oh wait, never mind. She scratched the door in the achievement her office. She did. She did. Big like

scratches where she scratched the door. Wow. That one time she came over here. She growled at me the first time she met me and Jeff made a joke. She doesn't like terrorists. And now Jack says that. Really? Every single like he said it at a Jeff's house a couple weeks ago probably about four times. So thank you Jeff. Hey anytime. You know, I like the I like the photoshop on Facebook like the day after you know, Osama bin Laden was taken out like they had one picture where it was just him with a bullet hole. I can't believe advanced it where it was like a little bit better And the next day they advanced it some more. Yeah, they ran that a lot of they ran that a lot of new

There's like I don't think they ran it in any newspapers in the States, but overseas Ryan of course, I was gonna say you made a journal about speaking a Photoshop you made a journal about how big your dog's gonna Get you know that picture you post to Photoshop Yeah speaking of Photoshop. You made a journal about how big your dog's gonna get you know that picture You post photoshoots yeah, yeah, sure Oh, but you know what those That's a dog Yeah, these masters I mean that's not dinks. That's not far off. I know It's not no believe that my daughter. It's like that's like double the size it'll be my dog will be like 160 pounds

No, I mean your dog is pretty big. I just thought of that dog exist Yeah, I mean, I don't think it'd be that surprising. I mean, that's pretty Big you ever seen that famous photo of the dog. It looks like a whip it, but it's It's got some genetic disorder where it doesn't ever stop growing muscle. Oh, yeah, it does. Oh, is that a real? Yeah, that's real That's real. Yeah, it's like a dog that looks like the Hulk that poor dog On that flakes with a steroids special and they have that cow It's feeding the steroids and it's just like this cow. It's just like this bowl Cowball see so many steroids

Where to begin. That's amazing. You're awesome. He wasn't talking. Go a little bit of a thought. You've been posting some interesting pictures in your image gallery lately. You've been on a roll. About stuff I don't understand. Oh God. Yeah. It's a lot of pie charts. I don't want to get the financial stuff. Yeah, you're gonna get them on a tarot. I was trying to beat him into it. He did post a very interesting thing in his journal

or somebody posted your personal comments, which was a documentary about, is it the World Trade Center or is it about like the, what's the World Trade Organization? World WTO, the World Trade Organization, where they do these protests with these anti-globalists which I kind of get now I used to have to wacky people but now I kind of get it and anyway one of the dudes out there throwing rocks and getting hit with rubber bullets and tear gas and all that he's a dude in a

caboose hoodie yeah he's wearing like I said here he's wearing a caboose hoodie and he's he's chucking rocks at riot cops. Didn't we get a McColley-Colkian cameo with one of our shirts? It's weird, because you never think where the shirts are gonna go or where they're gonna end up. Our caboose, our caboose zip up hoodies are have a four rating against double bullets. Probably one. Yeah. Let me see, I'll look at the body armor. Let me see.

Screen shots of the dude like chucking rocks at cops. Hey man, this big negative one hoodie. I wonder if it was an intentional choice to wear that. If Kaboos would be an anti-globalization, are you making some kind of statement? Yeah, I don't know. I think Kaboos would be like, there's a lot of people going this direction.

I'm gonna go that way too. Oh look, Rox. I always kind of secretly hope, like, anytime I watch a video on break.com, I always, like, secretly hope somebody's gonna be wearing, like, a Kaboos shirt or a star shirt, then they're gonna hit their face against the door. While they break their arm.

Yeah. It's funny when you see them out places, like for years and years, I've been a Homestar Runner fan. It's like every time I see a Homestar Runner shirt out in the wild, it always makes me smile when I see it. And it's crazy for as much as I know how many shirts have been sold, you know, that's just like, you think you'd see them even more.

Yeah, I saw one time like a little four year old girl at Home Depot wearing a girl caboose shirt. Really? That's a rare shirt. Yeah, we haven't told that shirt in years. And then like I only assumed that somebody gave it. I don't know where how it ended up. She didn't look like a booze fan. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. Just a little short to her. It's still weird to me if we get a conventions and seeing people wear shirts. It's like pretty

cool. Well, it buying my first day and then where I'm the second day. So it's one place where I'm kind of used to why you go to see them more than other places. Why you don't go to you don't pack when you go to events. You just plan on buying clothes for each day. You ever had any weird experiences like that? Like what? Like just like with the the branding stuff or anything? For example, my wife came out to her car at the mall. She'd been shopping for like her like two or three hours probably. And there are these three kids camped out on her bumper with like coaks and sandwiches and they were just sitting because she had a red versus

blue one of our vinyl stickers that we never sold or did anything with remember those ones yeah she had it on her rear window and say they were like they wanted to hang out and meet whoever was the other red versus blue fan that's funny they helped her load up her packages and all this he knows another weird one like that when you and I went skiing on that mountain in Australia and we were on the ski lift and the guys behind us were talking about Red vs. Blue and they didn't know they were like, did you do Red vs. Blue in Australia right now and the guys like really? Yeah, I forgot about that. And they guys like yeah I just heard an interview radio with them.

It was really bizarre and they guys like wow that's crazy. You're gonna go see them and he's like no, I'm either. And we were like sitting right in front of him dangling for like 15 minutes I fell over that I Lend me a little bit of my shit. I tried to stand up. I learned something about you You will never be a skier. Mm-hmm. No matter how much you try you couldn't no matter how much Training you do you're never going to be able to be able to do this. Where did you guys just skiing? Uh, I was what was it called Mount Burl?

No, why? What was it for what was it part for? We were in Australia and it was winter there. Oh Australia! Yeah, it was just something different fun. What else do we get? Yeah, I could go but then I couldn't stop. You could not stop. So my stop strategy was to fall down. Uh-huh. Which doesn't work when you go fast. So yeah.

You got a kiddo. Do you feel compelled to like teach your certain things that you didn't learn? Fuck yeah. Yeah. I want to learn a ski. We're actually talking about going to what's a good place to go skiing. You're probably going to Mexico somewhere, right? Yeah. Like for Christmas, we were thinking about spending Christmas like at a ski lodge.

Colorado, like Vail or Aspen or one of those places, right? It's a great idea. I don't know where, I don't know where that cool place is. If anybody in the podcast can recommend an awesome place for us to spend our Christmas skiing. You can spend a lot of money with that hobby. Oh, I'm sure. Because it's very limited, real estate,

and very limited window of time in the year. Yeah. So you can, this would be a- Why don't you teach your snowboard? This would be a one-time thing. That's the same fucking thing. Same thing. I don't, I don't, I know it's the same place,

but I'm just asking why I don't know. I don't see it becoming like a thing we do. Like, oh, we haven't skied in three months. We better get on the slopes. That's not gonna happen. I don't think it works that way. I don't think you can say three months. Yeah.

I don't just be fun to do, like just one time this year. No, I, like, you never, you never can already wear for yourselves. Like, you always go to visit family for holidays or you stay at home, but you never take like a, a just for us vacation at Christmas. You know, I've never done that before. We're getting better about that.

Are you? Yeah. I think so. Yeah. We went into like Disney World. We stated this like hotel where they had giraffes walking around on this savannah thing outside. That's pretty cool. That sounds cool. I never had to do anything like that when I was a kid, you know. We had like a

giraffe print bedsheets. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Man, speaking of here we go again. Gus and I on that same trip to Australia, we saw a giraffe trample a what was that? They called it a possum, but it's not a possum like like an American possum Yeah, it trampled it and then ate it and like there was just like all these people standing in a rithus Do and there's all these people standing around looking at the draft and the draft see something like skirting around about the size of a possum And he starts trying to step on it with draft feet that ass. Yeah, and then It got like it was getting like aggressive and then another draft tried to get in

and then eventually they caught it. They made a draft like, they kind of kind of have kicked it and it's stunned. And then the draft had to like back up to make neck room and then just like went down and jointed and just started like, non on it. And people were like screaming. There were people all around the pen,

like little kids like, someone called a new keeper. It's like, it's like, the draft goes down and it's freezing. Yeah, and then the draft grabbed it and it's now that everyone just starts crying. Like someone comes to keep her Like those down Grabbed it. It's not that everyone starts crying It was like a blood frenzy. It was awesome. It's awesome But yeah, they were like like you said like four draft came yeah, what's they saw it was stunned and it was out in the open They like strategy like they like conveyed on it. Yeah. Yeah, I guess I was the dras for herbivores as well But I guess why not eat the shit out of that thing really it was anything from

for her before as well, but I guess why not? I eat the shit out of that thing, dude. Really? It was anything from fucking brutal, man. It's just like fucking any creatures, just like, I don't know. Do you think you could fuck? I have the opinion, I don't think any animal,

I can beat any animal. I'm talking even like a shark. I can beat a shark. In the water? Sharks tough because I'm in its environment. Line, Tiger doesn't scare me at all. I can fucking take a line right here. You can take a line right here.

Wait, we'll weapons? It's destroyed. Nope, I can take it. I don't know how we can take it. I can take it back to this. No, no, no, no, I can fucking take a line You can't wait with webbing. No, I can take it Dogs I'm not scared. No, how would you take a tiger out? Let's hear tiger will fucking destroy you technology Technology I have mine powers. I can just I'm smarter than tiger. Yeah, you want a tiger in the jungle face to face No, fuck that No fuck that I have a lot of videos are there of dudes in Africa like hey, it's a line in the line That's one of the worst I don't even want to talk about that's one of the worst videos I ever seen in my life Have you get out of his car in the safari to take a picture of the line and the line walks up behind him and just puts his hand on him?

You know I've heard that's fake Really? There are guys with one from this you know what's not fake That's great from that era is that one of the dude that's re-releasing the Cheetah back into the wild. And he goes and he lets it out of the cage and runs back in the driver's seat. And the Cheetah is on him, so fast he can't get

the window rolled up and it's like half way in. Like the Clonum, he's trying to push it out. That's awesome. There were guys that were actually shooting at Tigers and just kept missing. And one of them ran up and attacked one of the guys. And it was totally disarmed. It was one of the things on, yeah.

Totally disarmed. Like at no point do you ever feel sorry for the guy. No. ran up and attacked one of the guys and it was totally deserted. At no point do you ever feel sorry for the guy? No. I feel like we talked about that one in the second podcast. We also talked about the one where the guys are on the elephants and the tigers and the grass. And you can't see it in the deep south. It's like how does anything happen?

You can fight about it. You can fight about it. That's a little tough. You know, you know what I mean? That's a little tough. I couldn't fight an elephant but I get away from from now. All right. How about this? You're in this room. We take all the furniture out of this room. It's just you and a tiger You're right there the tigers right there. Yeah, how the fuck are you gonna survive more than two minutes?

No, no more than 30 seconds you choke it out. You got the cloths eyes out It's got the back like you ever see it like a house cat you ever get a house cat on your arm And it's like he's a backflick imagine if those are like six inch long razors on your stomach That's just like trained trained with the house cats Tiger on your heart they always tell you that strategy if you're not supposed to run You're supposed to like intimidate the top like at what point do you make that decision where well the tiger's not buying I can't you know what I mean? It was a bullshit worse advice in the world.

We'll just stay in your grounds. I get in the fear of it. Yeah. Are you sure of a dog? Like, like, one dog. Or do you think one dog could kill you? One dog? No.

No. Yeah, see, I don't need it. I'll fuck a dog. I think a dog. Well, I think I don't fucking know what a dog is. A tiger. It depends on the dog. It depends on the dog.

It's a dog. If your dog would rabbit and wanted to kill you, it's over. Does Germany tell me that maybe at 160, not right now. Absolutely. Don't want to do the video of the little house cat crawling up the guy like he's a tree. Oh, I'll tell you this, my dog is stronger than I am. And she's 75 pounds. I will say that, like if she does not want to go, like I've found a polar, it doesn't work.

Yeah, but she's smart. Like a dog has eyes, a shark has eyes. You can take the eyes out. Yeah. Yeah. They're German shepherds. They're trained to kill like what's that? I mean a normal dog maybe on a aggressive dog maybe but there's certain breeds that are trained to kill to murder I don't know how you know, yeah, I'm not gonna fight that me. You see a dog Yeah, I'm a German shepherd I think I'm gonna If you'd charge it and you just knock it out initially I thought you name this. What? Killer. I think I got a dog. I'd rather fight any dog in a person.

If you charge it and you just knock it out initially, you could probably be okay, but if it gets out you once and it starts gnawing, you're dead. That's not true. It is. No, my arm and I kill me. A dog is a little different because a dog has one point of attack, just the mouth. So you can deflect the mouth away from what he has in the hand. But a cat is different because cats can attack you with their feet too.

You got four paws and a mouth, but they're nimble and they'll take they'll take you down in the first dogs and nimble. Yeah, that was a nimble. They're their neck. That was a full shit. It's not like they're going to just go after you just straight like they can turn their neck and just get at you everything you have dogs. They're going to have dogs strategy.

Yeah, no, trust me, like my cousin was shot like four or five years ago and they got this German train dog And they had videos of it before they got it and it's It's gonna kill you if they if they give up I don't whatever German it's gonna kill you What is your cousin being shot have to do with them getting a kill log? Yeah, that story makes no sense. I was I know I was actually, he was shot in the somebody attacking with a dog. Yeah, no, no, they got a dog. It's just one of those things like

psychologically, you're shot. I've got them, I've got them, I've got them. It's his family. This is my family. My family, my family. You've been shooting him? You've been shot, so we're gonna get a dog to protect you, is that kind of thing?

He's psycho-logged. Where the dog is a best in front of you? The dog, the bullet. The dog had a revolver. And the dog, could the dog shoot back No, but if somebody came at him Where was he shot where outside a restaurant where he works? Yeah, did he take the killer dog to work with them? I mean, do they go everywhere with them look man when people are you can't get a doctor

What's that it's hard to you know, it's hard to fall asleep at night is the dog like sitting outside the back door waiting for him to open it up to Like empty out the grease trap just in case somebody's in the Okay Jeff you were robbed getting my dog getting that dog. It didn't make you feel better. No, I got why I got the dog. Okay Okay, now I'm not I'm not sure you were shot. I If I was shot I'd my gun What if I am like a vest and a fucking private army? I'm like I don't have any aspersgers that the dog is gonna stop bullets for me. Jeff, I'm having trouble sleeping at night.

I'm thinking about getting a killer animal and putting it in my house. What do you think about that? I think it's a good idea. Get a big tank and put a killer whale in there. Maybe a shark. That's not so he was shot. I wanted to explain to you how it felt to be shot.

It's one of those things that it's, you don't ask about. You shot like a never. Where was your shot? In the liver? Oh. You shot in the liver You shot in a liver. Yeah, that's what you know, Giovanni Robisi. It's it's messed up Life isn't like Beverly Hills cop you don't just come back from a Bully when you're out for like a year

I totally agree. Fuck you up. Beverly Hills Cop. I have no idea. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait Beverly Hills Cop is a good example of a Hollywood film that just treats bullet wounds like I think it's an example What's a good example? Superman you know why someone getting shot me and okay from that? No, no, no, not like not hurt at all But like you you get shot and then you're you're mostly okay after you just

Reaction movie, but you chose Beverly Hills cup. You choose like a 25 year old movie Movie it has you have to pick one thing pick an action movie. Why not 48 hours? He shoots dude in the toe This guy come back. Okay. Yeah, it comes back. He's fine. Who is he? So you didn't ask me really didn't ask you didn't ask your cousin cousin. Yeah, oh It's a fucked up experience man. You Yeah, you don't you don't mess with I was saying like yeah, we don't we don't have we would ask oh my god. Are you kidding? Here's the conversation Did you just get shot? Yeah? What the fuck was that like did it hurt? Can I see the whole you remember it? Can I see the whole?

Yeah, like that's that's how it goes no dude. Are you in the house? I he'd be in the hospital. I'll be like, wow, dude, are you gonna make it? Cool. Can you make it long enough to tell me what the fuck that's like? Yeah, it's like you're the only person I know who's been shot. I need to know what that's like. Yeah, I mean, I imagine their answer would probably be like, wow, it really sucks.

And it hurts. It hurts. It burns out. That is how it is. Is it like getting punched? Is it like getting stabbed? I want to know. Without finding out my own. Yeah. What what you want to get a firsthand account? It was a crazy story It was a shootout. It's not like he just got attacked. He had a gun to yeah, he had a gun to yeah

He's like what I mean, what was he? What is he the mafia? No, he's just closing up the restaurant two guys are waiting for them And he had a gun and he told his friend He just yelled out drop and then he pulled his gun and they started they just started shooting I want to do it like 20 about like I I think about 20 shots fired to he get them Yeah, yeah, he did he got one in the guy in the skull. Oh, oh, yeah, how did you do you ask that guy what that felt like? I'm gonna take him a year to bounce back He thought he thought he was fine. He got in the car And it wasn't so like he actually settled down the adrenaline rested that he realized how shot no shit

So he blood all over his car. You did ask him no no no no no no no no no no I heard Okay, what kind of car did he have Was it like I mean it's probably a truck really that's fucking crazy rest on was it See if dude stay away What's the worst injury? Have you ever broken a bone even no? I know broken not broken about I'm never broken a bone right? Yeah well surgically I had my jaw surgery But I've never like I've never fallen and broken something and been like ooh stitches Yeah, I split my forehead open. I'm not too. Yeah, and my chin but nothing like Anything bad I more than I can mention I mean broken bones. Oh, yeah me too

I've broken all of my I mean you can't break it to I guess I say but you can fracture to a fractured What you broke it yeah, but you walk on it you pivot I bet that's super painful you broke your leg and it's dumbass What I did I did I almost killed myself though. Yeah, I ended up only breaking my leg I was doing I'm that guy who jumped in the water Oh, yeah on a pipe that was four inches below the water, but I dove in I probably would be paralyzed I also pretty key girlfriend over that too. Have you seen the worst? Oh my god, she go with the guy who could walk Yes

Fuck this man, she went with a guy who checked the depth of the water first no I had a girlfriend like my last two weeks in high school. It's usually cute really cute girl And she went to a church lock-in the real things at the weeks in high school. She was really cute, really cute girl. And she went to a church lock-in, the real things at the end of high school, the celebration. And when she went to a church lock-in, I went to a party. And we jumped to this man-made lake by this,

there was some girls' house, she had a really nice house. She lived by a man-made lake. I jumped in and broke my leg on this pole. The rumor that went around was that I broke my leg falling into the hot tub, which was actually a way cooler rumor. But yeah, our relationship didn't last very long after I broke my leg.

So she didn't believe you. I don't know that, I don't know if it was that. It was just like, we had just started dating. She's at a church lock-in and you're like stumbling in the hot tub. Drunken, jumping in the lake. So I think it might have been more of one of those things. I'm just like different values. What was it's like we just started dating at the high school

It's like I'm not in for this like cast thing. Yeah, now I have to it was the long period when you're at that age So I was out the door pretty quickly You got the boot all right, well, we should probably wrap this this show up. Okay, but I just started I know I feel like we just started a time flies. You fucking left. That's why you feel like we just started I had to do work. Come on. Wait. What do you say? What are you doing now this this chuckle time? This is drinking beer All right. Well, thanks for watching our drink beer and hangout time. Bye everybody Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way. Do you like apples? Example together in trepid hosts

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