Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #114

Episode Date: May 18, 2011

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Hey, what's wrong with me stuff some Zydeco or like a flamenco drunk tank podcast before people start thinking that Gavino's back on the podcast. We should clarify that. Oh, it's the other Brit Gavino is not here. We have been on the podcast today. Yo, yo first time Long time listener. First time long time listener. First time caller. First time caller. I'm so excited. We got a Gus Griffin, Jeff and Ben in the room and hopefully we'll have some Bernie Burns later. Hopefully. That's the dream. Bernie Burns is doing some voice recording for season 9 I believe right now. Is he and procrastinating on stuff? I'm already yelling yelling coming from his office So that's probably what's happening. It's probably it's a normal morning. Apparently you and I are doing doing our well What what what we're doing friend stuff. I want to give you spoiler

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I'm sitting on my bed. They're just sitting there They're just sitting on the bench. They are just sitting on the bench. You could have I'm not hiding them. Griffin quick question. What do you use them for? I use them for listening in headphones. What else would I use? You've got you've got an iPhone you have headphones I don't think I've got headphones for my iPhone, and I don't have any music on it. I'm not set up. It is, I mean, we do.

It's one of the things we teach our daughter. When you borrow something, when you're done with it, you put it back, where you're at. Oh, come on. I was still using it. Yeah. I'm using them. Do you think maybe the drunk tank needs to use them?

What? That's what they're doing. The very name before. I had to go and beg Nathan and Joel for headphones this morning. Oh, I'm so sorry. That must have been terrible. Oh, I accept your apology, thanks. I know.

It's really nice when you admit your fault and you apologize for it. So we're going to be going to the... I don't have to be going to the... You were so much appreciated, though. I'll say this, you had to borrow two sets of headphones from Nathan and Joel, but she only stole one pair. Yeah.

So there's another... Well, I set up the fifth over there. Oh, it's just stole one pair. Yeah, yeah, there's another there's another Phantom. Well, I said I said up the fifth over there. Oh, just the JIC. Yeah, so you admit you were wrong. So you're No, no, that was an omission of anything. It's sweetie. You know, I love you, but I don't think there's any way you're coming across Good in this conversation. Well, I don't even think what is so wrong with barring some headphones. I didn't take They're just on my bench. I don't help them. You know, I hide them under, I hide them under exolortable. Well, the guest isn't always in his office.

What am I supposed to do? I hide them to try to make sure people don't take them. You don't hide them very well. There's crappy ones up top at eye level that people can see you can take. It also seems like you don't need these professional grade headphones. Oh, no, they're not really professional. They're like 20 bucks.

Oh, nice. I just care about them because like that model has been discontinued and they have the new black ones and the black ones are smaller and they hurt my head. Yeah, some people in this office have a giant head. Yeah, well, that's the problem. That's why I have to grab these ones because the ones that on my bench are smaller to fit me.

Like the rest of them like the ones that I'm wearing. They're too big. Yeah, those that Ben have are awful. Ben, Ben came in and sat down at the seat with the absolute worst headphones. Sweetie, brilliant. I feel like I should say this isn't, this isn't coming out of nowhere. have our awful. Then then came in and sat down at the seat with the absolute worst headphones. Sweetie. Brilliant. I feel like I should say this isn't, this isn't coming out of nowhere. Like before you started working full-time in the office and the old office, we had to order so many headphones that we had like two pair for every employee because headphone theft was such a big deal. Oh really? There's like a lineage of hatred and frustration here. Yeah, don't think

I'm coming out of nowhere. Yeah, this is, this is years of pent up frustration. We've had some sort of undercover investigation. We need a sting operation to find out who's taking them. We're just like some kind of like, or like a tracker on them, low jack for headphones. Gus has convinced that every Rucherti employee has this pair of headphones at home. Oh, God, you're like, oh, we have a week

bought at least 10 of those headphones. By the way, this portion of the podcast was brought to you by SinHizer. SinHizer, maker of the EH150. Go buy it now. There you go. So are you feeling panicky about RTX yet? No, I feel really good about it.

I was feeling panicky like last week and the week before. Have you had a chance to look at the list? Like the 2D list? No, I've liked that. OK, oh, I see. That's why you feel so good. I feel good. I was having some nightmares about it,

but I'm feeling okay. What kind of stress nightmares do you get naked in your dreams if you're stressed out? Does that always happen? Does that always happen? You're getting naked. You're stressing out. I always have to get somewhere I've got to work

or a class or whatever. I'm getting naked. No, it's not like I get naked. It just happens to be naked. You realize that you've been preoccupied that you've got to put clothes on. That's just like the added whatever, annoyance. Being naked is've got to put clothes on. Yeah, like that's just like the added whatever like annoyance. Being naked is not a big deal for me. Yeah, I guess you just like I

like the idea that you would get naked. Do you do like that? I'm gonna miss the bus better. Take my pants on. It helps. It's like it runs faster. Yeah, the bus drivers rubber naked so you can catch up with your faster only in Austin. Yeah, um when I had a dream that I guess I didn't realize it was the first day of RTX and all of a sudden I was like, oh shit, RTX starts right now and I was like, wait, where is it again? And I couldn't remember where it was. Oh shit, we forgot to get venues. And I couldn't get there. And then like I got there and the event had already started and it was in this terrible bar and I was like, why are we

having an event here? This doesn't make any sense. Yeah. So I don't let everyone know about the terrible bar just yet. Yeah, where was this bar? Was it an Austin bar? No, it was like some place that doesn't exist. You know, like dream world, conception. Yeah. What was their capacity? I think that was another thing. I think the venue was too small. Do you ever have that where you have a dream location?

And it's awesome. And it's like it's such a shame that it doesn't exist in real life. Or like something happens or you meet somebody and it's not like a real person. Or I had a dream once that I got this kitten and I got really attached to it in my dream. And then when I woke up I realized that the cat didn't exist and I would never have that cat. It had a name for it and everything. You were just stuck with your crappy real cat, a full set. This cat didn't shit and piss on everything. Does your dream cat ever come back?

Is it like a recurring dream? No, I've never, Lynn and his never come back. Was it a linen? Oh, linen. It was like a little bone-colored kitten, like, a simeezish sort of, I don't know. The absolute worst thing, if you're having a dream, is if you've been, if you've been drinking and then you don't know what's a dream, but what you really happened. Does anyone else get that? Because I get all the time. This was in England, right? Because you can't do that here legally. No, I can okay You have a dream state place in England where it is legal to What is this portion of the broadcast brought to you by the English board of terrorism get drunk

Okay, we should we should just start sending bills to people for Promoting them. Yeah, which is a $25,000 ad campaign, you unintentionally had on the dressing podcast. Because we do such a great job promoting products and stuff. Dude, I bet if you looked, Maybok sales went up at least 2% because of the podcast of the last year. I bet so. I saw one the other day driving up in North Austin.

Dude, did you really? Yeah. When I was in Orlando for Megacon, you know that area of like goofy, fancy restaurants, restaurants, restaurants, restaurants. Yeah, like Tommy Bahamas and all that shit. Well right outside there, there's like a little, like a cul-de-sac kind of area

where you park your fancy cars. Griffin and I saw a Phantom, a Mayback, a Myback, a Tesla, a, what's that car that though that we said, nice car on the gas engine, welcome. Oh shit. What was that? What was that? Bentley, Bentley, and a Lamborghini, all parked next to each other. And then like some nice Mercedes. Where was that? That was in California, right? It was in Orlando. And no, no, no, the one with the guy was like yeah, that was San Diego San Diego We saw the Bentley and anyway, they're all just back-to-back-to-back and I was thinking there's no way that people own these cards are eating at

Tommy Bahamas, right? Do you think they just rent those cars to make the restaurant look more impressive and park them out there every night from 7 to 9? I don't know or maybe like it's a side business. So there's where they rent fancy cars Yeah, I don't know while you wait for for your stay, go drive a Lamborghini down I drive. It'd be awful. Like having all those cars in one place like that. If you're a real asshole just to walk down and key them all at the same time.

Yeah. Then one one long swoop. I refuse to believe that you would buy a $200,000 car and then park it in front of a restaurant where everybody in the restaurant wears Hawaiian shirts. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it doesn't make sense. Yeah. Why would you buy an expensive car and then not want everyone to see it?

Yeah, but you'd want to go to a place that's better. Yeah, make you look like a dickhead. Not a shitty chain. Maybe it was a fact. Maybe it was a rich family on a road trip from like Ohio. And they're like the kids like they're talking Bahamas. They're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, drive halfway across the US. Yeah, the old Lambo road trip I mean, it was honestly like in that area would you go? I mean all the rest of the Ines shophouse Vito's chophouse man, you didn't go this past time did you when you were in Atlanta? It was we were wrong foot and it was a bit of a walk man Vito's chophouse. So good I tried to get him to take me but no, we were pretty worn out like that was we did the event just that was just the two of us plus

Millie yeah So by the end of the day and we hadn't had any breaks Yeah, that was like and that's like a mile and a half from the hotel Yeah, so it'd be a bit of a walk It was a it was a pretty I had to walk that far to go to a log green to buy like some sharpies and stuff I know the Walgreens were talking about yeah, but We had a Cuban restaurant over there. Yeah, it was awesome. Yeah So are there any cute dirt? There have to be something like that in Austin? Yeah, it's a Havana. Havana. Oh, on South Congress. Yeah, there's one on South Congress and one on six.

Uh, I had a funny story at Havana. That's where I was having lunch with my ex-wife the time I told her about you and she threw food at me and stormed out the restaurant. I am not that there since. With the one down in South Congress. Yeah, this is this the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of Bernie was the delivered there. You think it's like fire starter? Like she just thought about burning it down and just like, it catches fire? I just said. Early on when we were dating, and I think it was when I first moved in with you guys, you guys are living together at the time. You and God's not you and your wife.

That would be awkward. It would be a little awkward. But no, we were trying to figure out what to do with our extra mattresses, or had an extra mattress and box set. So we just stacked them all up on top of each other, and we had this super tall bed that we had this super tall bed

that we had to like jump to incline in. It was like the princess and the pee. But you said, I really want, I'm really happy we have this bed because my ex-wife is only like, what is she, four, five? But she's very sure. There's no way she could stab us from here.

Like. You'd like to look over the bed and you'd see like a knife. You'd see a knife. That's it. Uh-huh. Did you say that the other day that Millie is almost as tall as her ex- wife? Yeah, Millie's not possible.

Millie's over four feet tall now. Which pretty tall for five year old and my ex wife is 411. So yeah, it's not that much of a difference. That's really scary. She's pretty tall. Oh, I think we're going to have to rain it in as far as what we let her wear and make up and that kind of thing when she gets to public school. Yeah, there's rules for that stuff.

Yeah, and like traveling, like she can't travel anymore. Like she's going to, we're going to put the rules for that stuff. Yeah, I'm like traveling like she can't travel anymore like she's gonna What was your favorite stuff? What was she wears makeup and heels? What's wrong with that? She's five and a half. Dice her hair purple or whatever. Apparently that's just a new Will Smith. No, I think I think it's no fishnets.

Why should you have to rein in what you want to do for the sake of other parents? Well, I'm not surprised that we actually got dirty looks about the makeup thing But it's mainly causing an issue because the other kids want to wear makeup. No, that's what I think You're probably getting dirty looks from parents because they don't want to have to tell their kids they can't do that But welcome. Yeah, it's like All your son wants to wear makeup. Yeah America, yeah, hey speaking of raining it in though I'm gonna I'm thinking it may not be that bad of an idea that you and Millie don't have as much stuff to bond over lately. They got this little click going on.

It's about fucking time. And even a favorite for five years. Yeah, it's a conversation I had with Millie in the car yesterday. Or no, it was at home yesterday. She, uh, I have, it was determined that I have one gray hair in my beard, but then was there they discovered that. And uh, Millie gets dad and Millie worried about you and I go, why? And she goes, well, you're getting a lot older.

I go, excuse me. She goes, I mean, your face is gray now. And soon you're gonna be too old and Mommy's gonna have to marry a new daddy. And I don't know if I'm gonna like the new dad. And I go, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you mommy talking about this? And she goes, sometimes in the car. That's not true. Wow.

So at two Griffin, what's going on? You guys making plans? No, I don't, I'm not, I don't even know what she's referring to. What's new daddy? Is that why you're taking the extra headphones? You're giving them a sentence? She's very, she's very imaginative or whatever. Right.

She's like, I'll do it long. Yeah. She was getting ready. So she was like, I don't know how to help you. How do I fix this? Like, we can't. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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if you've seen the latest development in that story today it was determined that the like if you don't know Arnold Schwarzenegger and Rear Shriver separated two weeks ago and it just came out yesterday that he had an affair a 20-year-long affair with their housekeeper. And he actually fathered a child with the housekeeper, and they kept it a secret for years and years and years. And that's what, 10 years. For 10 years, that's what finally broke the straw.

The straw was broke, the straw. The straw that broke the camel's back was that Mersh Maria found out about the kid and was like, I, that's it. I can't even imagine that. Gets better. The woman has two kids, the ex-housekeeper. They're both named after Arnold Schwarzenegger characters in movies. No way.

Yeah. One is named Tanner. I don't know what movie that's from. And the other one's named Connor. That is Connor. Yeah. But anyway, she named both of her kids after characters that Schwarzenegger played in movies.

Well, he didn't. OK. Isn't that crazy? I think he just let that sink in for a bit. I'm letting it. characters that Schwarzenegger played in movies. Well, he didn't... Okay. Isn't that crazy? Like, he just let that sink in for a bit. I'm letting it sink in. I'm looking at what movie a Tanner was in. I gotta know now. You can look up, you probably found the news article where they talk about it.

It may not be characters that he played, but they're both characters from, like, prominent characters from movies, like Connor or John Connor. How do you think this is gonna affect him career wise? I don't think it'll matter. Yeah, really? Yeah, it's California. Look at Mel Gibson still got a career, right? Plus, Alzone Allen still has a career.

No, but I mean politically not just like, Oh, his political career is over. He's gone as far as he can. Yeah. As a non-US born citizen. Yeah, I mean governor of California. One of the largest states in the US, that's huge. Yeah.

So I'm sure he'll go on Oprah. Oh, Oprah's gonna. Who's he gonna? He'll have to apologize to Ellen Ellen. Yeah, who else is there Rosie's coming back right he can apologize to Rosie It's like the new yeah, I think you know you don't you don't wait too much about daytime like talk shows I know my pop culture. I like Rosie So are they bringing back all these daytime talk shows since they canceled like all the daytime soap operas? I think that's, I think I don't know if they're bringing them back because I think it's just that the daytime shows killed soap operas and now that soap operas are going off the

air, they're going back to formulas that they didn't work. Gotcha. Yeah. Well that makes sense to me. Yeah. I can't find the name. I'll have to allow the link dump that stuff. Cool. It's awesome.

And supposedly there was a rumor. There was a big scandal like 10 years ago. I didn't remember this. That he got a sturdist pregnant. And then it just kind of went away. And then we talked about it again. Maybe he would have been a bit of a joke. He might have it.

Yeah, when he was younger, didn't he have like a reputation as being like a philanderer? Uh-huh. He still does. And like like there's all these clips of Maria Shriver like um defending him and saying listen I've known this man for 20 years and you've known him for 30 seconds and you think he known better than I do he's obviously not a philanderer. It seems like though that amount of time that these kids have been kept away, where do you like you keep them underground? How do you like how do you keep that secret for so long? Yeah, only two people have to keep the secrets. Yeah, you just pay the I mean you would have to like if he was gonna be meeting the mother he would have to be doing like proper

That's what we need to cut the meetings with you know, but she was the housekeeper. Oh, I see yeah Also, that would be good. I wouldn't why would you want to do that like I can understand having okay I can't understand having a 20-year-long affair But if you were to have one like why would you pick your housekeeper? Like, in nothing against housekeepers, why would you want to have somebody in your house? Well, I'm sure it's good. In trying to maneuver that. And after you're done, she can clean up.

Like, hey, that was great. You got to think too, then. That's got to be a constant stress. You come home, you could potentially have two chicks pissed at you, and you don't want those two chicks talking. Yeah, in 20 years, see, it's like, why would you want to have a monogamous affair that suits you I'm not a long-term relationship you have to manage Like Maria Shriver's probably like why do we give the why are we giving the housekeeper a $20,000 raise every year?

This doesn't make sense. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's fucking nuts. They've got a Yeah, like TNZ has a picture of a she's she's quite old. Oh wow Well, yeah, she just retired so it's not like she was a 20-year-long The kid is 13 years old I know it can you imagine being satisfied with having raised a kid? Yeah, and not even have like the the guy in the like in a picture where he can actually talk about I don't know it just be too much for me. I yeah I don't know and it just be too much for me. Yeah, I don't know.

And the poor woman was married too. So can you imagine being the husband to find out that your 13 year old kid isn't your kid? Like that's gotta be on. It's gotta be obvious though, like early on, right? When the kid comes out with giant shoulders. Well, Arnold Juniors really strong. Yeah.

It's really nice of you to name a man at your boss. Yeah. Well, little T1,000 is packing on the map. All the headlines have been great too. Like Maria Shriver says, Ostalavista, but you know what that is? Arnold terminates the trust in his marriage.

It's been great. Maria Shriver gets a raw deal. It's fucking nice. That's a little more of a stretch. That someone was trying to be cute with the Mor obscure titles. Yeah apparently the housewife though kept it Didn't tell him it was as he just Said it was like her husband's for a long time. Yeah, I think when he was confronted. She said no comment The best he could say his house was full of true lies

I don't know that's the best like a come-up way here on the spot Maybe you should maybe you should just move on. I don't know. That's the best I could come up with here on the spot. Maybe you should just move on. I don't know. I think it's fast. So the big story in TV today, this week, is Charlie Sheen is out and Ashton Kutcher is new in to an half-man. Yeah, I saw that. I don't care about that. No. Its gonna make, you're gonna discover that Charlie Sheen was not a big deal

and that the slot is important and that people will watch whoever they put in that role. Yeah, for sure. Especially if he's younger and better looking and not... Charlie Feen is kind of creepy now with his big... Met a creepy-like prostitutes and has all goal-teeth. Well, he's really making it. It's aged.

Yeah, he's not as cute as he used to be. So I'd never heard of him until he got fired. Really? He was the most paid actor in television. I'd never seen anything he'd done or heard about him. He's been, well, to be fair to Charlie, you live in the middle of nowhere. Well, true. The most of nowhere.

So was he a big deal before this guy? Yeah, Charlie Sheen has been a huge actor for the last 30 years, probably. He was a big teen actor. His dad is years, probably. He was a big teen actor. His dad is Martin Sheen, who was a very famous actor. His brother was Emilio S. Vez, who was also a very big teen actor. And so from the 80s on, he's been a big deal. You should have played that work.

Did you play Mass Effect 2 by any chance? No. Okay. So Charlie Sheen was a Mass Effect 2. His dad Martin Sheen was the elusive man. And you can tell, they modeled the character after him It looks just like him. So

Placation network finally came back up and then went back down it came back up kind of and they they took their website down again Really? Users identified an exploit you could already to change people's passwords. What happened was when you needed to reset everything, you needed to give them your email address and data birth, but those were the things that were stolen in the attack. So they didn't realize that they actually didn't... That's not secure, because that information's out there.

Good lord. So they've taken that back down again. Yeah, I finally got my PSN back on my PlayStation back online the other day. And as soon as I logged in, it asked me to change my password. Really? they've taken that back down again. Yeah, I finally got my PSN back on my PlayStation back online the other day. And as soon as I logged in, it asked me to change my password. Really? Yeah. And I think you could only do that on the play state. On the PS3 console, your PlayStation account was registered on.

You know what's weird is I am. I think you don't have that. Yeah, I don't know. I feel this people in that situation. Yeah. I've been amazed with the loyalty. I don't know if it's like a denial thing or what with with PlayStation fans. I guess they just like they're just like it's not a big deal It's not a big deal. I'm a huge Xbox fan. I our business runs because of Halo and achievements and those kinds of things

But if Xbox live was down for a month, I would be pissed off I've seen them month that portal to comes out. Yeah, I mean, I would still I would still stick with Xbox You know because I've got them month that portal two comes out. Yeah, I mean, I would still I would still stick with Xbox You know because I've got so much investment But I wouldn't put us like a happy spin on it. I'm be like no, it's cool. These things happen It's kind of weird. I guess users are like that But developers are definitely not like that. Yeah, but I guess it's because users don't pay for it They're just like I guess I can't They're paying for it. They would be an upright Xbox live had some downtime with a couple years ago after Christmas

Remember every time there was like two two days I think that were spotty yeah that's also I see a lot of arguments like on comments and stuff for videos and people are like yeah you keep making fun of PlayStation for being down for 30 days but Xbox was down for seven weeks what about that Xbox has never been down for seven weeks now that never happened it was down for seven weeks before it existed right in their defense yeah there you go also I've never actually used the PSN until recently when my friend used it and I didn't realize their trophy system you need to sink What is that all about? Yeah, that trophy system has already been ruined by the way

There was an exploit that came out a while back that allowed you to give yourself any trophy across the network I just stupid. I don't I don't get I see no advantage Online-wise to PS a cent to Xbox Live. It's free. It's free. Well, it's free, but you know, it's not a lot of money for Xbox Live. Xbox Live is about five bucks someone. Yeah, but I mean, if you think about it in this another way, Xbox Live is an additional game a year.

It's an additional game a year, you are buying instead of spending for an online service. Sure. But an online service that works and that is stable. No, I'm with you. It is awesome. I'm just providing. I'm providing a balance here. No, I agree. I totally understand. You can still use Xbox Live free. You just can't play matchmaking, right? What do you get for free? Everything you really get in. I think you just get everything, but you can't do the matchmaking. You have all your friend stuff and you can I use the arcade and think he's going to download like updates from games, but that's yeah, I don't know.

It doesn't seem like that's, they're really in here. I mean, you get a non-line service like that because you want to play online. Right. So I don't know why you'd want the free version of Xbox Live. Anyway, well, I'm happy for the PlayStation players. Me too, I'm glad it's back.

I'm glad it's back. Enjoy Portal 2 co-op, we won't spoil it free. Yeah, there you go. So you played a little bit of LA Noire last night. What did you think? That game is creepy, creepy. Have you played it yet? Yeah. The facial animations are too, I mean it's like it's intense. They're really really good. They're occasionally I'll see like a little hiccup or something weird,

but I mean, I really can't complain about that because based on the overall quality of the animation. They talk about how this is the most watching a movie a video game has ever been, but still immersive, and it's true. Yeah, my wife has been sitting next to me watching the whole time. Anytime she needs to leave the room, she makes me positive. She's like, I don't want to miss the story. Yeah, okay. And I'm not very far, I'm maybe an hour into it, but the cool thing about it,

the way they mix the cutscenes and the gameplay, so flawlessly, and then also the variety of gameplay, I don't feel repetition at all so far. I'm still pretty early in, but I'm liking this more than a Grand Theft Auto game because I feel like your missions are almost like vignettes where you start and you're told, okay, this is your objective, go, like you don't have to go hunt for a mission. Right. You're told, go do this, go do that. And it's like awesome. I get direction. And as you're driving, you get occasional like street crime or other stuff pops. Uh-huh.huh, and if you want to pursue that it's like okay, I'll go do that real fast

Okay, back to my main mission if you want to or you just ignore it It's it addresses my concerns with those open-world games being too open-ended and not having enough direction But does it in a way that's not like levels like an old Yeah, absolutely. They also did something that I thought was a really subtle but really smart change I was wondering like one of the best parts of the GTA is The being able to to use the GPS coordinates so that the game draws where you need to go Oh, yeah, and that wouldn't make any sense in the 1940s, right? So they have that mechanic where if you get lost you're not sure the best way you just hit X and your partner Teller you were to go and that works so well. If you like stay straight second left, you know like and that's awesome

Also, I like holding down Y and letting your partner drive. You can do that. Yeah, if you just, if you're instead of hitting Y, you just go up to your car and you hold Y, and you get in the passenger seat and you say, hey, you drive and it just fast cuts to your destination. Oh, that's awesome. If there's any dialogue that's supposed to take place

on the way, it shows you driving for a little bit, going through the dialogue, and then you fast cut to what you need to be. That's perfect, because the one problem, and that's not a problem But the one thing I noticed is that distances like every time I get a waypoint that I have to drive to it's like on the other side of Yeah, I quit driving. Yeah, that's awesome I just let my partner drive all the time. I haven't seen any marketing at all for this

And I know nothing about what it is. I'm guessing it's like a 60s GTA 40s GTA and you what you play a detective as opposed to a criminal and it's all about solving crimes and by the way the investigate Like oh my god is Awesome you and your target people and the irrigation that seemed really interesting I was about to play the intricate Interrogation you get a guess based on his facial expressions Yeah, yeah based on like the evidence you have in facial like the way they're acting. It's really really cool But I'm like every time I have to make that decision like what is it?

I know that's the one thing because if you fuck it up you gotta go through the whole thing all over again You gotta start at the bottom of the tree and work your way up, you know? Yeah it's like do I lie or is he doubting me? Yeah And then but it's sometimes like you'll doubt like I'll hit down and I feel like my character over reacts like one time I was doing one of the early missions and I wanted to doubt a statement a woman was giving me so So I just said doubt and my detective accuser of killing her husband. I was like no, no, no, no, yeah. I was like don't go that far. I know. I've been a little surprised by some of the choices too. Yeah. But yeah, it's a two-replexion of a way. It's a thing someone thinkin says something else

entirely. It's definitely raised the bar for for, I think, especially that way the way they mo-cap the faces just really kill it. I almost want to pick it up on the PS3 to see it on there, see if it looks any better. I would assume it would, right? Yeah, that's another thing. I'm curious to see how they handle it. Like I saw it's a 3-disk game on the 360. I want to see how the disc, I hope it's as seamless as Mass Effect 2 was when it comes

to changing discs. Right, I feel like I should try this because I don't play many games, so this is all you've been talking about lately, so. Yeah. You should check it out. You would also probably like, um, portal 2. We've been playing a little bit of that, right? I played a little bit.

It's a good game. I just, I just, I prefer watching my friend play it because I don't want to play it, but I want to find out what happens. I think I want it on YouTube, probably. I did that for Final Fantasy 13. Because I, I got, I got to, I got to I got to about the third disc and I was really stuck and I was like, fuck this. So I just watched all the cutscenes and the playlist on YouTube. It was just as good.

You know, I didn't need to play the game. You didn't have any random encounters in your playlist. Yeah, I think that's pretty much like the whole reason that Justin TV and live stream exists, right? So the people can live stream video game or you stream. I guess I never got that though. I wouldn't watch a whole thing like that. Yeah, I don't know.

I like to play games. I watched Gus play Final Fantasy X and that's probably the last time I watched the Buddy play game. There's a long time ago. A long time ago. But also like Portal 2 is very, you know, you're trying to fake a stuff out so you can do like with friends around like telling you what to do and all that stuff. Found that it's a 10 I guess, isn't that, you know, a cooperative.

You know what, let's make it a longer time ago. I was thinking of 8. I watched you guys. Yeah, that's what I thought you were talking about. I agree with you though, Ben, some games lend themselves better to like crowd suggestions and others. 8 is better than 7, by the way. No, I don't, is anything better than seven by the way I don't know This Jesus that's not That's not having argument no one cares about No one the matter my brother night when my brother night playing that game we both cried when he was

14-year it's only been 14 years But it was really sad with the tragic day for both of us 14 years of two console iterations god Did they remake it? No, they did like a teaser CG movie Well, I did it with PS3 power, but that's it. Yeah, I saw that. Oh, I thought they did something for the PSP for that I mean, maybe they didn't I remember those like advent children. Oh, yeah, there's like yeah, yeah, there's like final fantasy 7-2 or something like one of those I guess like I don't own a PSP But if you have one you can download all the old PS1 games as like downloadable PSP titles, right?

Is that right? You can buy them I think and do that yeah So that you don't need a PS1 because they don't sell them anymore and the the newer PS2s and 3s don't play PS1 games, right? Yeah, I would assume so. Just look what's like. No, it's who has a PS1 original. Does anyone have a PSP? I used to. I let Dan Barrowman like five years ago.

It seems like they're totally dead. And that PSP go thing is gone. Yeah, the PSP goes, but they're going to have the NGP probably later this year, which is a PSP2. I see. No. That's totally taken year, which is a PSP 2. I see. No. That's totally taken over by DS, I think. Yeah.

I'm taking over by myself. iPhone is what I would say. Well, we'll see. That's right. The 3DS didn't sell. I remember reading Nintendo said that the 3DS didn't sell as well as they had hoped. They sold well, but it was just short of their expectations.

It was short, yeah, and it was probably the company up to you. The problem I had with it was that when I looked at the titles for it, I wouldn't play anything. Yeah. Which is the big of a watch. With anything that's, you know, that launches new, but did I read recently, Gus, or did you see this? I feel like I read recently that the iPhone is the fastest selling portable gaming device

of all time. I'm pretty sure they do say that. I do, I have not read that. I swear I read that like a week ago. I think that they have said that in like the keynotes. Because a funny interesting thing about that is from the very beginning like when the iPod touch came out, people were saying why aren't they focusing on being a gaming device, and that was apparently something Steve Jobs wanted to avoid so that it didn't seem like a toy. It seemed like a serious device.

And then only in the last year, I guess, they've started focusing on gaming and they've added that gyroscope and all that stuff. Well, now that they've established themselves as a serious device, you don't have to worry about that as much, I guess. There are some really cool games. There's like, have you seen a rage, I guess it is,

which is like this like shooter, which has super, you know, high resolution graphics. I think it runs a 60 is like this like shooter which has super you know higher resolution graphics. I think it runs a 60 seconds to yeah. I think a couple of months back we linked dumped a John Carmack discussion where he talked about rage on the iPhone and try linear filtering and bi-linear bump mapping. Wow, you sound smart I pull is on my ass it seems like you're smart It seems like I phone games that a lot of by linear bumps in my ass It seems like I phone games there's all these like racing games and shooting games But they're nowhere near as popular. It's just the simple ones like doodle jump because that's a lightweight

Well, it's a different it's not a simple taking established Well, it's a different it's not that people taking established Types of games and trying to port them versus people coming up with new games to suit the platform It doesn't work because you have this on-screen D pad and it just doesn't really make any sense Yeah, I have final fan I have final fantasy one on my iPhone and like you said There's an on-screen D pad to move around and it's just kind of clunky. I think yeah, I agree that is the same thing I put like five hours into it and was like, yeah, right. I think I'm, I got really close to finishing it. Playments.

And I quit playing. Yeah. Because it was killing my battery. Did you see this week, Chrome had that thing at Google I.O. The big Chrome announcements. And their big thing was they're bringing Angry Birds to the web browser with this new WebGL stuff, which I guess let you play desktop quality games in the browser and they've done it with rage

as well. So and I tried it, you can play angry birds in Chrome but I've never really got an angry bird. Oh yeah I'm with you, I'm not. It's the new Tetris. It's the exact same thing as those old flash games They did the same mechanic where you would you know you have to pull back a thing and then let it fly and not things over It's nothing new at all. Well, you can say that about any game. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. You can get it right down. I think it's just me that doesn't get it. I don't get why people are addicted. It has, well, it's fine, it's simple and it has a lot of personality, I think. It does. The personality goes along. Yeah. My kid is in love with Angry Birds and Rio, especially, Angry Birds Rio. One of the main problems I think with mobile games is how quickly you can keep going. Like the other day I watched your rage quit, yeah, rage quit of that trials game We just press a button and you go again That's really important and in like doodle jump you when you lose you're doing it straight again

But it seems like we've angry birds if I mess up and waiting 10 seconds to start You can hit me and then restart. Yeah, you can even do it in the middle of the game. Yeah, yeah I can try that but it's like so long like if you're like you got to wait for some reason There's this stupidly long pause before they like they And then it's like so long like if you're like you got to wait for some reason this is Stupidly long pause before they like they And then it's like yeah, but you can restart There's a button like you said I Know what he means though sometimes like you're waiting to go waiting to go again You're waiting for your next bird and you have to the first bird has to blow up and sometimes I'll just take forever

But if you you could scroll over to the side. Yeah, you can launch your right away But it doesn't always help you because if you've got if you're waiting on if you wait sometimes things will collapse and give you another Opportunity. Yeah, no, no, listen, you're talking to a guy who has three star to every level. Well, it doesn't sound like it with your argument over there. I'm done. I will show us. Prove it. Where are you three stars, motherfucker? They're on achievement.com.

I got guides. There's Motherfucker. They're on AchievementHunter.com. I got guides. Do we have Angry Birds stuff on Achievement Hunter? Yeah. I covered all of Rio. Three star guides and then hidden items. Did you use Durandaran music for?

I didn't, but I sang it in my head when I made it. So Achievement Hunter itself is going to be a new stuff kind of Achievement Hunter, right? Yeah, we've been, not that you're here in America, welcome to America by the way. Thank you. Yeah, I trust that Chipotle has been adequate. I've been twice, I had six yesterday. Yeah.

It made my life. Terrible. Yeah, we've been redesigning Achievement Hunter, doing a lot of functionality tweaks that we've been wanting to do for a while, but now that you're here, it's so much easier to do it in person. So we've added a carousel to the front page. We're changing the look of the front page.

We'll be refreshing the graphics in the next couple of weeks. We're changing the game pages to flow better and to be more in line with the rest of the site. And we're going to be beefing up the search capabilities in the way you search for games. So long story short, shit's going to be cool. Yeah, it's going to be cool. It's going to be really cool up the search capabilities in the way you search for games. So long story short, shit's gonna be cool. Yeah, it's gonna be cool. It's gonna be really cool. I think it's already cooler. And then oh, we also changed all the navigation to highlight the stuff on our 200 that we think is cool. It doesn't get enough attention like races and tournaments and leaderboards and that kind of stuff.

It's very, very exciting. Thank you, Ben. We're working a lot of optimizations and other things to get the site ready for a reverse blue season nine launch. It's nice to make it hopefully run even better than before. It's going to be painful. There's no nine comes. There's no hopefully to it. It's going to be awesome.

It will be awesome. I don't want to oversell. I do. I do. It's tough because we've always had problems. Ever since I suggested we have release dates times, like 9pm for an episode because we've always had problems. Ever since I suggested we have released dates times, like 9pm for an episode, we've never been able to stay up for that. I was fucking strangling, I fought that for so many years. That's the worst idea.

That's the worst idea ever. But with our new guy Adam, who's our server engineer, has been doing loads of cool stuff and we've got loads of things coming. It's difficult because whenever an episode comes out, we get like 10 times the traffic, is it? It's probably more than that. A thousand times traffic then. Okay. And you know, it's difficult to stay up, but we should think it's gross. We're working very hard towards staying up. See, I didn't promise that shit.

Yeah, I know when to keep my mouth shut. I didn't say shit about that. Listen, when it doesn't work the way you expect it to remember Gus Douding Gus always Gus Fucking now it's a lot You know they you're the head of the web team. You're a director's I've got fucking I've got an office filled with people working now. It's true I'm like I'm like Homer in the episode of The Simpsons when he goes to work for Scorpio. He's like wearing the Tom Landry hat.

He's like, my hat doesn't motivate you. I don't know what will. Speaking of which, I come from England, which is very cold. And I came to America and only packed clothes for very hot weather. Like shorts, t-shirts. I come in. This office is freezing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's eye. You're in the cold heart of the office.

Yeah. Exactly. I don't know if it's the AC or Gus' hot. It might be. My office has to be so cold because it controls the temperature for Jeff's office and the room we're in right now. So, and the service. Yeah, these rooms get hot if I raise the AC. So I have to take it.

No one's working in here. You're wearing here. What do you think we're doing, asshole? Fuck off. No one is in here. Why can't we turn turn it off in that because it's still over there and over there I like how about Jeff. Thank you. We're doing for Jack. I did have a No one's working in here goddamn it. No one's working in here when we're not in here. Look at that whiteboard Dude, there's all kinds of stuff written on it. Yeah, that was yesterday. We're talking about today We worked in here yesterday. These were you're saying and we're working here today. Yeah

Work happens here every day. It's what we're doing. So I'm getting it. Like there might be work tomorrow. Uh oh. That's not there. Excuse me. On that whiteboard, I'm looking at it right now. It says, Gus smells and there's stinky lines.

That is not work. You know why? Because it wasn't cold enough in here. Yeah. That's not work. That's a pinium. Yeah. I'm going to say that.

I don't know who wrote that. It was me. Can I give you guys a movie recommendation? Okay. On Sunday, Bernie and Van and I went and saw the best movie ever. Oh my god! We saw it in D-Box. It's the first time I've ever done D-Box.

I guess if you don't know what D-Box is, it's like... We've talked about it. Yeah, it's the Wiggle Chairs. The Wiggle Chairs. The best experience you can have in your entire life, and I'm including sex and parenthood, is to go see Fast 5 in D-Box. Really?

Let me say this. It was way better than 3D. Yeah, it's like they call it 4D, right? It's basically, we went to see Fast 5 and this whole entire opening sequence is this heist, where you got cars coming to break this guy out And it was the car is like not the car your seats are just moving to it and then at the end of this massive like bombastic sequence It goes fast 5 like I'm screaming in your chair. It's amazing. It's a really it's a really fun. I felt so American

Bombastica it's a bombastic band American USA. It's the best, the worst movie of the year. I don't even think it was that bad. Some things were a little bit bad. There was some, there was some, some questionable dialogue that I had some chuckling to. Look, when, oh, I left a lot. And then also at the end when it was like directed by I thought, oh, this movie was directed.

Interesting. I didn't think that. So you don't think the adjustment bureau is the best bad movie of the year. No, that was a bad bad movie. I haven't seen that, but I was looking forward to it. It's not good. It's not good But that's why there's awesome and there is a chase scene in there Do you remember when you and I saw bad boys two together and they were having the chase scene with the corpses? Yeah, and we were both like this is a little too much like this is too much awesome to take

Yeah, you know, there was there was a chasing at the end of the movie. I won't spoil. Yeah, that's like that It's on the trailer. It feels like about 15 minutes, and just the mechanic of the chase scene is just ridiculous. They shoot in the trailer. Do they? Yeah. It's fun. But it did go a bit long, but it was just the most ridiculous. The best thing I've seen on the cinema,

it was so implausible that that cable would hold. But very well. Well, I'll wait till it comes out on the Zooner Netflix or something. Well, you're gonna miss the dinner. No, you're gonna miss the dinner. You're gonna miss the dinner. I don't want that.

I just want to shake your chair. I don't want all. I don't want to shake your chair. I don't want to call it e-box. I don't want to call it e-box. I don't want to call it e-box. I don't want to call it e-box. I don't want to call it e-box. I don't want to call it e-box.

Maybe I get it or shake her e-box. Oh, hey. I don't ever want to go there. I don't ever want to go there. Beater again. Why? Because the last time I went, everyone, and I shit you not. The theater's stank like a BO.

And they were like crying kids everywhere. I'm we never going to That sounds like our house every other time I go there and I leave the theater There's a dude getting a blow job in the car next to me Wow, I guess I hang it on the parking lot Every other time there's like some dude getting blown I haven't ever encountered guys just getting blown places like that doesn't happen to me like I just See it's always there and I was every now and then at intersection of 38 and a half and I 35 there'll be like a dude driving getting a blowjob there

I see that they're all the time. Well, that's like right next to Called it's used to be called okabare and then it was called crazy lady or whatever Gus is a teenager's old people. No, it's not, I've probably never, the people you wanna see. No. Getting and giving blood jobs. Gus is attracted to odd sexuality. It's like how every week we were downtown, he would see a homeless woman.

But they're attracted, odd sexuality is attracted to Gus. Yeah, that's the way to say it, thanks you. Doesn't sound like he's into it. I didn't even believe it. When you were in the middle of your homeless lady boob, I didn't even believe it.

And one day you went out walk the lunch and you go, oh my God, I can't believe it. Look, and I look over and sure enough, almost going out. There's two homeless men going out. Like, he was kneeling around. There's her stinky homeless dog. Well, 15 on the middle of the street.

They were across street from the food place though. Yeah, that's true. But we had to go past the store. And the liquor store. Like, why did they put that liquor store right there next to the homeless shelter and the homeless food place? Because they're fucking very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, caught that guy. Did they really? Oh, thank fucking God

It was like someone was walking down the street like into Liberty and some guy comes up behind her and like does this Hey maker and hits her in the in the in the face knocks her out and she falls down and he takes her purse and she just like Obviously like knocked out like a fighter like she just sitting there like Kind of like some poiling. Well, yeah, you don't even expect it. You can't embrace yourself Yeah, as you just sound like little like petite seam girl scene girl You know walking in a liberty. It was really great It's so funny because like that put it down like a couple years ago. Yeah, but now it's doesn't feel like this The sucky part about it is is that's where we're going from that hang out But you know that dudes mug shot looks like you might have gotten worked over a little bit. Oh, yeah

He's got he's got some really good cuts on the face. Yeah, you can't hit a girl might have got interrogated He may have he may have bumped his head getting into the police car. Yeah. Friday night, who was it that went to that place that had gores? It wasn't me. It was you and Bernie and Brandon. Me and Bernie and Brandon and Jack.

We had this conversation similar to this, where we went to this place that had bacon donuts, which is the best thing ever, by the way. Where they were saying, if you see someone getting mugged and they had a knife, would you go up and tackle them? And for some reason, Jack was all, I hope I haven't gotten the right people here, Jack was all like, yeah, totally. But it seems like if you see someone getting mugged like that and they've got like a weapon, you wouldn't be so quick to just jump in and help them. Oh, it almost seems like you'd probably been more helpful

at using your phone and calling the police, I don't know. It depends on the situation. If I would say if somebody's just losing a wallet or a purse, nothing is worth getting stabbed over. Yeah. But if someone is being assaulted, then you would absolutely step in. I mean, that's gonna stand there

and watch somebody get stabbed. But I think that's circumstantial too, because you can see some guys on a night fight and be like, all right, well, they're both engaged. Yeah, or like, or even if one of them is losing if they're both up to no good, I mean, it's not different than in some girl seen Sturgo going into a bar,

you know, you're getting hit in the face, not expecting it. I thought I'd read it on the floor, Peter read it. It was up for like two days. Yeah, I made it up there. I'm just glad they caught the fucker. Cause I don't want that happen in the Griffon when she's going to Grakow or, you know, Liberty or Shangra-la or Ria Rida one night to

I'm never going to Liberty ever again so that's a matter. It is true, we won't go to Liberty but that's where my film got stolen. Oh yeah, that's right. Plus I don't really like the scene, it's a little bit too punk barish for me. Yeah I hear you. Hello Bernie. I'm a big fan of Grakow now. Yeah it's so good.

There's a trailer outside of it called Eastside Kings and it's amazing. I think I talked about it before, it's a top-problem of it called Eastside Kings and it's amazing. They have this I think I talked about before it's a top-run in bowl Oh, yeah, no, it's okay. I was gonna say I think Jeff said he had some tacos there. Yeah, well you know I had pork belly It's all easy to do and it's pork though like the top-run has pork and a poached egg in it. It's so good welcome birdie birth I was even more than ever. I work turned on my mic Sorry that I'm late. Oh my mic. Oh, wait. I was even going to say, I'm a trailer. Turn on my mic. Sorry, then I'm late. Oh, that's okay.

I was busy paying off a decade-long mistress. We were talking about this earlier. Did you hear the new revelation that the woman named both of her kids after Arnold Schwarzenegger characters in movies? Did you really? Yes, supposedly. Well, she's a huge fan. Yeah, in fact.

When was the name Connor and the other Tanner? I think that's what I'm talking's what I don't know who Tanner is though. We were trying to figure that out. I wish I had the quote that I read from a CNN article about it, which was he made his announcement, like public announcement about it. Now, if you made this public announcement, I guess he didn't tell her that he was going to make this announcement. So a reporter from I think the L.A. Times, right, Gus? Yeah, it was LA Times. Called her and said, hey, we've heard that you have a illegitimate child with Arnold Schwarzenegger. She goes, no, my son is the child of my husband and names him. He goes, well, he just made a public announcement that said that that's his kid and that he, you know, it was an illegitimate child. That's awful. And then she says,

I have no comment. How old is she? I mean, it's like she could keep a secret. Yeah, no kidding. That is by thinking. That's shitty though. I mean, that's bad enough, right? The whole situation is bad enough. But she's got a husband, you know, it's like she's kept a secret from him for all years. I got used to it. She doesn't have a husband. No, but that's not possible. She bullshit. Like if you're going to be having a favor with somebody, it feels like that she'd be balanced. No, she was involved. I mean, that's not a defender. That poor her. She was's not defender that poor her she was just for her I'm just saying that shitty of him you shitty of Arnold Schwarzenegger to out her after she kept the secret for him for so many years yeah it's pretty nutty yeah yeah I it's not even teller or like give her

a heads up yeah like not even a text yeah yeah I was just a conference, LOL. I was just amazed. Even after the thing came out, I'm sticking to my story. I'm not saying anything else. Did you see the pictures ever? Yeah. Ben shut them to me. She's hot. She's retired.

She probably had her day. She's a lot hotter than me after telling the away times reported, I'll fuck off. I like that. Man, I heard a crazy story that's supposedly true the other day about weird old Hollywood. I guess the guy that used to be the producer of the Johnny Carson show who was Johnny's producer for years, years, years, years. His wife was like this crazy Hollywood socialite who was throwing, who blew through all this dude's money and this dude had a lot of money from producing it tonight.

I would imagine. And dude actually had a falling out at the very end of his life and Johnny cut him off. But anyway, so this guy had this ton of money and this wife was like the typical LA Hollywood wife who just had these crazy exorbitant parties and blew through all of her money. And then the guy died and couldn't make any more money and she was essentially broke living in her mansion.

And her maid, speaking of this is what made me think of it, her maid had been her maid for like 40 years and was tired and old and retired and was like, I'm going back to Mexico, I'm done. And she was like, what am I going to do to my only friend? No, everyone in Hollywood is abandoned me because I'm out of money, essentially. And I guess nobody really liked her to begin with. And she goes, well, you can come to Mexico and live with me. Goes to Mexico to live with the maid. Apparently, over the last 40 years, the maid had been taking all the money she was making and had built an exact replica of the mansion that they lived in America. In Mexico, let the woman go live in the house and was her maid until they both died.

When she was still her maid, yeah, that's fucked up. That's fucked up. She was still her maid. Yeah, that's fucked up. She's a midfield holder woman. It's perfect. She's a bit crazy going. Apparently, she didn't tell them at any point that she was just taking all the money and then going down to Mexico and just having this Awesome mansion that was identical to that house made. Why would she go move like that was her retirement plan and she goes down and ends up being made again. She's the cleaning it. Yeah, it's been 40 or 50 years in a routine. I guess it's hard to break out of it

I don't think it's hard to break out of that. Yeah, you do what you love you never work a day in your life Words of wisdom words to live but it's like two nuts to be true, but yeah, it's like it's like a bizzara Superman Look why isn't that a movie? I know it sounds like it sounds like a bizzaro Superman. Look, Guy isn't that a movie. You're the... I know, it sounds like a... It sounds like a Kormic McCarthy now. I know. I guess Daniel Steal somehow. I guess the reason that Johnny Cut the Guy off to is pretty interesting. One of Johnny's kids died in a car accident, I guess.

And Johnny was delivering a eulogy on the tonight show. And the guy gave Johnny the hurry up symbol because they had to go to commercial. Like, during the eulogy. And so after that, that was it. Like Johnny Cut was. Oh, wow. Yeah. It was all over, that was it. Like Johnny Cuttlewood. Oh, wow. Yeah.

It was all over after that. A little bit tackless. Yeah. Did he really do that? Yeah. It's absolutely nice. Fix that knitted man. Don't fucking fix that in post.

Don't fucking wrap him up. I know, though shit, right? I like what Carson did, too. Carson retired from that show, and he went on a boat and went out into the Pacific Ocean, and he never heard from the guy. Yeah. That dude had the best exit of any Celebrity ever yep, and what and he did awesome stuff too like you know

He still continued to write because he was such a funny dude He wrote a lot of Letterman's jokes and monologues until he died like every time he would have an idea And this is even like Paris Hilton stuff He would just like send it to Letterman and be like hey, I thought of a funny joke here You go and Letterman would used every single joke that Carson never gave. I believe it. Yeah. And you never got paid for them?

No. Johnny Carson was worth more money than God. He didn't need money. Do you ever see it? It's just a funny dude. Do you ever see his return TV appearance? I mean, one TV return appearance. No.

I never saw it. He was, I guess, going to visit Letterman. And they surprised him. And Johnny Carson just walked out one day on the set of Letterman and Everybody in the crowd went nuts. He walks up shakes the letterman's hand turns to the crowd like turns the microphone to say something and it just goes Waves not and in the leaves It's pretty fucking amazing. Yeah, I gotta say the question was cool fucking dude. God. He's so cruel fucking dude. What is he? Yeah, he's famous for being like a terrible ballbuster and like, I mean like wait when

he cut off Jen Rivers, Jen Rivers was gonna take over this night show until and she was in the wings for like 20 years waiting and it was understood that she was gonna replace Johnny. Well that's her own fault. And then she took that sad. I agree, but she took that sad in night show because she got, she was like, I have to do it. Well, I think her husband convinced her to do it.

Yeah, and then he ended up like causing a huge problems on this. Johnny, you did, but Johnny never spoke to her again. Like when Johnny cut you off, that was it. Well, I mean, in his defense, she was next in line. He was developing her to take over the tight show. She then gets a show on another network competing against his show. No, I understand. I mean, it was a bad move.

He cut, when he cut ties, he cut ties. Yeah, I was famous for it. Yeah, months, it Yeah, that's rough Yeah, I heard that lemur that shit on his head that thing Anywhere again, I think that thing's in a carable in Florida now. He lemurs. I'm a p to that thing Yeah, we don't yeah remember that was like the most subversive clip from TV ever The the lemur that would ever a monkey whatever. whatever yeah that peed on the back of his head And it was supposed to be like oh my god, that's crazy. It was the MTV

It was that and Chris been glover trying to kick a letterman in the head And now that's that's every episode of the Jersey Shore Pretty no it's the pilot for every MTV show ever the one episode where Ed McMahon got to drunk on tonight's show Oh, that's a great episode. I haven't seen that one. That's funny. I have to run though, because we're doing some voice actor work today, and I'm going on to lunch with one of the voice actors.

But I just want to say, is your since Reach has come out, you know, reach, are the right bumper buttons on your controllers just going dead everywhere? The left bumper button on my controller home is busted. Yeah, I don't think they were, I don't think they were I don't think they were I'm just it's one reason it's happened to everyone else like all the right bumper buttons Because that's the melee button for me that all of them on all my controllers are dead I just had to buy new controller last month was because of bumper buttons They went out they're the bumper buttons and also the nubs for the joysticks. I'd gotten worn down What we you're a city. Yeah

for the joysticks, I'd gotten worn down. What were you? You're acidic. Yeah, I guess I am. I'm like, this is a bit of a difference. Here's he Gus's last stop. Last stop, eight, where he eats through the steel of the laptop. I actually have to put these covers on it now.

This is a protective cover because the sweat from my palms eats through the metal of the MacBook Pro and will leave like pitted holes all over it. You got like that, like blood and aliens. Yeah, kind of. Yeah, except not. It's cool. I'm really cool sometimes. Yeah, you want to experience it. You got like that like blood and aliens. Yeah kind of. Yeah except not. It's cool. You want to experience anything? I don't experience anything. The first Stephen aliens were to discover that it's like they shake hands with the aliens like oh gross. I was thinking I would

my hand would be like the little mouth and the alien queen. All right guys I'll be back later. Alright guys, I'll be back later. Okay, T-DFN. Oh. So I guess Will Smith has been pissing everyone off lately. Yeah, he did. Right. He's trying to think, what is that about? I don't even understand what the big deal is.

They're filming men in black 3 and he's got a trailer that's like 55 feet long and then it inflates to a two story trailer and it's bigger than apartment complex. It inflates to a two-story trailer and it's bigger than a apartment complex. It inflates to a two-story trailer Yeah, like it can expand in a two-story trailer and so it's like this like a bloodloaf Castle monstrosity that was parked in the middle of the street in some neighborhood and I guess so home maybe Yeah, I was so home and just a neighbor. I don't understand it either like people were like people were annoyed by it being too big and Intrusive something moved it. I don't know this thing's fucking huge. Have you seen it is big? It's fucking huge. Oh Wow, yeah, like that that's an 18 wheeler. That's two stories. That's not a trade But you saw it was a park there. I mean I said that big video. It was part of her weeks until the

Citizens can that only does it grow height wise it also expands with wise you see that nice Yeah, There's like hydr- sections that start to go out. And the crazy thing about it is that's his trailer to go in like between shooting. It's not where he lives. They rented an apartment for him in the day. But why do you think that much space just to hang out? Look at the inside. But like, what are you doing all that time? If you were jacking off constantly, you'd have to have the entire room of the inflatable house. I don't want to touch a square inch of that trailer on the inside You could I mean like you could make the case like for pampered, you know, overly indulgent rich celebrities

Want a wacky trailer to live in but he's not living in there. He's got an apartment in the neighborhood And the neighbor he goes between between Shooting All-time in his defense. It's only time. In his defense, it's only $1150 square feet. I also read it cost $25,000 a month. I've never seen Will Smith as one of those douchey Hollywood people, though. It seems like he's pretty humble. Where are you getting that?

Where did that come from? I don't know. He is very, very likable in his movies. Yeah, yeah. Okay. You know, so it's Tom Cruise. I've never met those guys, so. They're all, you know, they're in that whole sign. Doesn't ever have any public controversy

apart from this event, is he? Not that I can think of. Got a hot wife. Yeah, definitely. And some noxious kids. All they do now is just push their kids, right? And they whip their hair back and forth. Kids are gonna be huge. Yeah, I would do it. Did I say to the article the other day that I guess Miramax and Netflix reached a deal and Miramax movies are gonna be on

fucking awesome. It's already next month. It's like everything. Pulp fiction will be streaming. That's great. Pulp fiction and Google hunting. So one of those movies I care about. Speaking of that, did you see the, there's no YouTube movie rentals that also goes on the Android market? Yes.

That seems interesting. I don't know why I haven't done that before. Hey, can I go back to Wilson Smith for a second? Did you watch set it on your life? Yeah. Can I make a request to Lauren Michaels? Michaels listen Jay Farrow does amazing impressions his impressions are great But you've got to give them something to work with that his will Smith thing was so bad It's exactly what it would be like if will Smith was being unfunny on

Also, they don't I don't think they let him do anything other than impressions they never go anywhere and it's always just like all right I get if he's doing the impression and now I have three more minutes of not it's always it's always just that because he can do the impression and not like in fitting into something really I thought they did a good job with him when they remade the unstoppable trailer yes you were he was like a Washington yeah yeah but he he does a great Jay Z he, but he he does a great Jay Z He does I mean he does a great everybody. Yeah, but damn there's just the material so bad I'd like to see him doing some skits where he doesn't do an impression

I mean how do they work that if to get into skits that you have to kind of work at the writers and be really proactive Yeah, he was a he's got to be pitching that stuff to get it So the problem is that he has bad ideas. He just has good impressions. I might that might be it And you know that might he might grow into it. Like, Keenan was pretty terrible the first couple seasons and now I think it's great. How long has he been on? He's been on nine years. He's been pretty terrible the first nine. Oh no, he's awesome. He's great. And Jay Feral has been in at least one skit. He was in that mad scientist.

Oh yeah. Like blackest. Yeah. Yeah. He was pretty funny. Did you see, over the weekend I saw this video. I don't remember where I thought it might have been on Kataku or joystick No, it wasn't Kataku. I don't know there might be an joystick where you do back to get us banned by Kataku Did people go to Kataku? Not after the redesign. I went the other day to look for comic ideas. There you go. In your face guys. Oh in our face They there was this video where I guess some dude was playing Halo Reach and then after the game like his team lost and someone's one of his teammates sent him an angry message. Like you should have made that guy when you're in the Jeep.

I'm gonna I'm a hacker. I'm gonna I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna kill you. Oh, that was a very funny video. Yeah, so the guy who received that message like Google the guy's gamer tag. He found out where he lived. He's like, hey, how are you doing Jason? How's Jack? You know how's Jacksonville? Virginia he goes he goes guess what my brother's a hacker and I told him you were gonna hack me and kill me So he's gonna hack you and the guy's like yeah, whatever and then he goes this is Jason's brother I hacked you what you are in rich with Virginia and the guys like It's really fucking funny.

Pretty fucking funny. But I like that video. I thought they did. They were in and out. And they showed the replay where the thing the dude was angry about was funny. Yeah. Yeah, it was good. They've been a lot more easy.

Thank God for the replay functionality and reach. I guess. You probably wasn't capturing at the time and go back and you can get it and show you the fun and reach. Yeah. So can you still get it and show you the part in the reach. So can you, do you still get the messages then, the voice stuff if you replay? Well, it's in your, oh you mean the voice chat? Yeah, the voice chat, yeah. But you can go back and play the voice messages from your inbox.

I think that he said that I got it. I got it. Well, I don't want this podcast to go too long because we got a late start today. Yeah, we did. But so let's wrap this shit up and grab some lunch. Yeah, I look forward to very much lunch All right, so hopefully we'll We'll hopefully we'll have a video podcast next week and an RTX you want to do a video podcast next week Is it gonna be like a live-on of the audience? No, no, you're like a real video podcast. I'm pretty reported With the awesome way.

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