Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #115

Episode Date: May 25, 2011

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church.

Twisted metal, streaming now, only on Peacock! You're listening to the audio-only portion of a junk tank video podcast. To get the full experience and watch a video podcast, visit roosterteeth.com slash podcast. A group of gamers talking to me Everything from games to news to eateries Racerity Trump take With Jeff Bernicuss I know this Jack In to tainee all of us, except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense trying to make sense of the cast. You just keep on listening to you run out of laps.

And the gaming gets done, and you have a lot of fun for the people who are still alive. I'm not a punk for the people who are still alive. Welcome to the Drunk Tank Podcast episode 115. I feel like I know that song from somewhere. I think it's got a familiar ring to it. That was pretty awesome. Yeah, I believe that was Renee Trinity on the website or Trinity Renee.

She's got a good voice. I'll put that in the link. Don't make sure we get the right, the right Trinity credited. I gotta say this for that song. That was one of those songs that I liked it the first time I heard it Yeah, I don't know if it was just because it was at the end of portal and I was so happy to hear it But you think it takes me a while like a song. It was unexpected as well after playing the game Yeah, no idea that was coming. Yeah, it was nice

So what process they added that in to the game? They they initially plan to do it. Yeah but they plan to plan the game around that song. They got the song like we got to make a game now So we're the things too you almost afraid to pitch it originally It's either gonna be the best idea ever everyone's gonna laugh at you because it's fucking retarded, but Sunny worked all right Brandon. Thanks Brandon. Well, I think my I think by that point they uh did already established the aesthetic of a game right the funny science stuff I think so yeah It was a nice payoff for sure. Did you like the song at the end of Portal 2 better or worse?

No, it didn't leave any impression on me at all. I could not Hum that song right now if you ask me what it was. I don't even think I could tell you what the title of it was My kids like that one better. Oh really? Yeah, I don't even remember it. I'm sure it was good. Yeah, I thought it was okay. It's still live was so good though. Yeah, it's very good. All right, so we made it we made our decision on that. I don't know how I got stuck with the Cooler's ESB the world's original ale that beer's terrible. I'll come along away since the original let me tell you this is a this is imported from Britain. We should send it back This is uh, this is imported from Britain, which would send it back. Just like half go like that. Like the one with like one drink taken and be like no. That beer has like a sludge at the bottom of like this thick layer of sediment in it.

Maybe as a drinker. Maybe I should have shaken it first. Yeah, you should be here before you open it. That's the feeling I get when I drink it. It's like they shouldn't, they shouldn't look at it. Does it have how much you have left? You should just take like one of those meadered sticks and dip it in there. look at it. See how much you have left Did you should just take like one of those meagered sticks? That's how you know how much you have left to drink gross. Hey congratulations on still being alive guys

Happened oh in the rapture. Yeah, we survived well It wasn't that the world is ending it was that the good people were going to heaven right and then that we would be left in five months of hell on Earth. Yeah, no Shem and yours in five months of hell on earth. Yeah. We could still be hell on earth. Like, five months. It was not over. It was October.

It feels like the end of the world. All of the natural disasters that are happening at the moment. You still have the data damage? You see Joplin, Missouri last night. Yeah. That's crazy. 75% of that town is just gone. Mm-hmm.

And 89 people died. Thank God Branson, Missouri was spared. Yeah, exactly. I don't know what the, uh, what summer vacation I'd have this year. Branson was gone. I can imagine like, you always expect tornadoes to be in places like Texas or Oklahoma right? Or Kansas. Kansas, I think yeah. Yeah it's like more than what? Minneapolis, Minnesota got hit. Better tornado? Yeah yeah. Like you in Minneapolis you gotta be fucking. I wonder if they could have a tornado blizzard. Don't

consider. Wouldn't that be the worst? It'd be like the day after tomorrow. But I consider Minneapolis to be in the Midwest. I the way, is it top though? No, it's so cool up there. I don't figure that they have the conditions for it. They have extreme weather though. It's got really hot summer. Yeah, extreme with shittiggy. Yeah, it's nose like nine months out of the year there.

No, the summers get really hot. Yeah, for three months and then it's snowing again. I mean, would you consider Texas to be in the Midwest? Because it's in the middle. I think the Panhandle. Northern Texas. Yeah. Turnator country. Texas is big.

We're talking about it when we travel to California by car half the trip you're still inside of Texas. Yeah. Yeah, it's discouraging for road trips. Because then you get out and you're still surrounded by states you don't really want to be in. Yeah. Yeah.

It's like, well, where should we go? Oklahoma or Arkansas? Just to name a few. We hate all of their states. We don't hate anyone in particular. Arkansas. Did you guys at all like even for a moment consider or think about the rapture thing? Anyway, I was a little annoyed that everyone talked about it so much honestly. I was ready for it to be done. Just I wouldn't have to hear about it anymore. I was ready for all the shitty jokes on Twitter to stop. I was done with bad rapture jokes.

In fact, I'm kind of done with Twitter around like major pop culture events because then Twitter turns into like this really crappy open mic night at a bad comic club. And everybody starts like coming up with these terrible jokes. Terrible and everybody's just keep going and it just doesn't stop until the events over.

Whatever you would. You just described the office to me. I don't know, our office. Is it? Yeah? Just terrible jokes and nobody knows when to stop. But at least in the office, we can't reach it. One time a Rooster Teeth. We can't reach it, whatever one's saying. No one expected the ratchard to come about, but if it did, if the ratchard happened, would you feel like an asshole? Because you knew, you had a warning, would you be like, I was just the dick who just made fun of it the whole time. Here's happening me and the other

school. What I be sorry I was in hell. No, no, right? I mean, there's always somebody warning you about yeah But you're specifically the world is gonna end at six o'clock tomorrow You literally don't do anything different and the world's gonna and you're like shit If I would have known if I don't know that I would have like you know What are you supposed to do? You've got like do you think that God's gonna buy it if you've got like six hours And you finally do something so you don't think there'd be any difference and knowing you only had an hour to live You wouldn't nothing would change things would change But I don't think I would be any difference and no one you only had an hour to live you wouldn't nothing would change

I would think so change but I don't think I would I would hope to get to heaven at that point Oh, no, I'm just saying you have an hour to live do do something do something Brandon I don't know that anyone knows what you're saying right now. I'm so confused The very obvious answer of course. It's like it's someone warned you don't walk in the room You said on fire you walked in the center fire would you feel like nasty like no? What did I know? I don't know. Yeah, there's, of course, yeah, it's, of course, I would feel bad if it came true, you know?

There's this guy on YouTube who posted this argument about global warming, about why we should prepare for global warming, and it was this logical argument based on grids of two scenarios that either we prepare for it, or we don't prepare for it, and then either it happens, or it doesn't happen. And so those are the four cases,

the combination thereof of those two things. And he made a case for saying that we have to prepare for global warming and environment change because if we don't prepare for it and it happens then the world is destroyed. But if we prepare for it and it doesn't happen, then all we did was spend a little bit of extra money. But that's a stupidest argument ever because the people who don't prepare for global warming

don't believe in it, they don't believe in the science of it. If you took this guy's same argument and the reason I bring it up is people think this is one of the greatest arguments ever made on YouTube. It's got like millions of views and all these likes to be like, oh, you're brilliant. This is the perfect example of why we should prepare for climate change. But if you apply the same argument to dragons taking over the earth, it still applies. Like we should all, or like, you know, vampire break out. Right, yeah. We should all build vampire cages.

And it's like, sure, if the vampires don't come and take over, then oh, we did we spend some money on some cages. You've got a ton of garlic, but garlic's good for you anyway. So you just go to the olive more. Yeah, I mean, I believe in climate change, and I believe that we should do things to I you know Why why wouldn't you want to make the environment better? I mean understand why people have that argument like they want to destroy the environment that they live in But you know it's just such a it's like this logical fallacy that he built and presented to everybody and they all just like Yeah, this guy's a

Well, if you look at it at face value it makes sense. What's once you get to the deeper thinking that it's a it's a little flawed I don't think it's bad. Once you get to the deeper thinking that it's a little flawed. Once you add in vampires. I don't think it's bad. You had to prepare for dragons and vampires. I think everybody in this room would not be surprised by that. I read an article in the statesman, the local paper, a couple days ago, saying that with climate change, that it's speculated that Austin will become like San Angelo,

like just super arid and dry. Really? Yeah. So you know what thatid and dry. Really? Yeah. So, you know what that means? East Texas. Yeah, well dude, I spent, funny you should say East Texas. Don't encourage him. We were in the woodland.

East Texas is a new Austin. It's climate change. I'll tell you where we should go. We were in the woodlands this weekend for watching a friend do an Ironman competition. And I got to think, I don't ever, I don't have really a lot of experience with East Texas. And it's like all these pine trees and it's very different from what we live in Austin and the only times I've really been there Went to the woodlands once with you and we went to Nacodotius one time for an RVB event and so I started I got in Google maps And I started looking at the most eastern most towns in Texas, like Miami Texas

Miami Texas. Yeah, Marshall Texas like all these different places and it's a whole different world over there and you can explore That's the Google maps is amazing. You can explore entire cities in seconds and feel like you've been there Hmm, and we should I think we should all move to Marshall Texas because you can buy a mansion in Marshall Texas with like five acres for like 120 grand. I don't know what the hell you would do once you had it because I don't think there's cable or internet Yeah, we have internet high speed internet. I don't know. No, I'm not going to just no high speed internet You can we can move the whole kind we can move the whole company to Marshall Texas tomorrow. I'll't think there's cable or internet. Yeah, we have internet high speed internet. I don't know No, I'm not going if there's no high speed internet. You can we can move the whole kind of we can move the whole company commercial text tomorrow. We can't if there's not high speed internet and you know what our company does Listen you asshole. I just want to point out that I had this conversation with you about six years ago about moving to

Marshall Texas. No, about it was maybe even sooner that might have been like right after red versus blue started to take off. And I said to you, this internet money is the same anywhere. Like we don't have to be based in Austin, Texas in order to have this business. I do remember this. I agree. We can live anywhere we want to in the world. Don't call me an asshole.

I was on board. We could move to the middle of Kansas. We could move to the south. There was that town for sale for like super cheap Oh, we could buy the grade school in Kansas. That's right. We I'm the one that wanted to move to Scotland with you Cairo Cairo Illinois There was that town right outside of Lockhart, Texas. It was entirely for sale Yeah, that's that one. Yeah, I had a general store and I had all the little houses around it

That'd be cool We could have made like our own main street in Disney World or it's like we're gonna call it roosterville Yeah, it's like every store on the on the street is a liquor store. A liquor store and a food trailer like alternating down the road. And then one souvenir shop. Two souvenir shops. That's not be crazy here. We got more to just pay. There you go. No, I'm all about it. I mean I don't want to leave Austin but. I'd rather I think I'd rather avoid East Texas if it all possible. It's just a whole the world. We're looking for Huawei to frontiers living in Davenport, Iowa Yes, and we were looking at houses there and there were like $80,000 you could buy like a house that was built in 18 like the 1800s

It was like five bedrooms, I mean it's ridiculous Like a 4,000 square foot house like Victorian like wrap around porch three story house It's gorgeous. That would cost you like $5,000,000 an hour Which is really tempting, but then you get there and you're in Iowa and if you like and also I bet it's got like no heater And your free Commerce in Davenport gives one free mansion away for every person that moves to the town. I was awesome What's wrong with Iowa? You know Iowa is I'm just Secretly it's secretly one of the most progressive states in the Union

They have you you would like it a lot because I think they have legalized gay marriage there. Oh, yeah. I mean, so really? And I don't know if you're gonna get game married, Griffin. But I like gay marriage. Our marriage, I gotta say, our marriage is on the rocks anyway. We were in, we ate at a sports bar in the woodlands, and I, I love you. You're a great woman. Yeah, Jeff fell in love. But I'm gonna leave my wife for the the host of the sports bar in the woodlands and the woodlands Well, it's a good one. Yeah, I can't blame you. She was really hot. She was majestic If you if you're listening and I know you're not She's really good with I mean she's good with our order. She was friendly. She brought you food

That's all the story. We should bring you liquor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what else do you want? It's our girlfriend takes weak drinks though She had a weak drinks. Well, that might not be her fuck. She's the deliverer. Don't kill the mess in here really big hands She's great. Yeah, so My marriage is ending that's too bad. Sorry to hear it. I got to figure out how to get her to uproot her life and move from the woodlands to Austin I don't think that that's a hard sell Did you see that the podcast was featured in iTunes last week? No, and in 2009 the Supreme Court of Iowa overturned a 1998 state law barring same-sex marriages. Oh, so does that mean it's legal? Is that just mean it's not illegal? It's not illegal. They they overturn it. So they're progressively moving towards gay marriage.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, let's go get a mansion and get gay married. And we can become chiropractors too. Yeah. Yeah. To the chiropractic center of the US. I expected. ArtiLine has a great joke. If you ever been to a wedding that wasn't gay, ever have you ever been to a wedding that wasn't gay? Ever. Your entire life. Ever have you ever been to a wedding that was ever your entire life You're what you're wedding was pretty even for being like fun and you know subversive your wedding was Had a high theatrical value to it. Come on puppet show and all that magician Married you as a mariachi. How many people are married? Are you married my brother? Two. Okay.

I had somebody ask recently if you'd be interested in any of the guys. I know. People keep asking me. You should do it. No, no, no, no. I'm two or two. Why would I fuck with it? Why would I get married?

People I don't even know. I would fuck with it. Well, you were two for two that still is true to the woodlands. Well, let me take care of your next marriage, too. I'll still be good. Am I crazy? I have almost no recollection of Gus's wedding Where was your wedding it was at Green pastures?

I'll often you don't remember he made us wear those powder blue tuxedo. Oh, yeah, yeah Okay, now that I remember okay now I was like remember is what we didn't really have a bachelor party so we didn't we don't really drunk But somehow I got incredibly sick and nauseous and I looked like I was dead and everybody just assumed that I- We might have been, do we have tacos that morning? Cause I felt weird too that day. I don't remember.

Maybe it was a marriage. I think S.A.C. too. Esther was fucking drunk. Oh, she was hungover. No, no, she was drunk. She was hungover and then she drank more that morning and got drunk that day. So she was wasted during your wedding?

Yeah. That's great. Well, whatever helps you get through, right? Yeah. And that's been the most wonderful five years. I remember you guys had an awesome car that picked you up. Oh, yeah, yeah. I forgot about that.

Rolls Royce. We rented like a Rolls Royce from the 40s, I believe. The camera picked us up. That was fun. Had that cool last bar inside the green pastures. That was really cool. And I think that place is haunted, right? Yeah, super hard.

I think so. And they got all this peacocks roaming on the ground as well. Yeah. Well, peacocks are on the ground as well If you could hear a peacock and has a banter Yeah, that's true hasn't supernatural converted you know it has I haven't watched no I just have much much TV lately. I've been playing dead rising too How do you like it? I like it? I like it I don't like the fact that I finish the entire campaign and I only have a quarter of the achievements. Yeah, no that's

Wrong that's one of the standards that we've talked about to present to the industry. I handle the achievement. What percentage should you be done? Beating the game, ideally, first off. At least 50%. No, it's more than that. Ideally, there's no multiplayer achievers.

There's a zero multiplayer achievement. I'm on board. You beat a game should net you 60% of the achievements. I would say that beating the game on the highest difficulty should probably net you 75 I'll go with that sure. I'd say 54 lower difficulty, but I could see 75 further They're they're carries over her nodding. There's no actual difficulty in dead rising But you can get different endings depending on how well you do during the game. Yeah, so if you get that You're whatever an S I think is the final one

It does a capcom game and if you get that final ending then you should get 75% of the achievements. Absolutely. Griffin looks bored. Oh I'm sorry. Griffin talked about video games all weekend. Yeah, that was my all weekend. How is the sounding board for video games? So what's it like to be at a triathlon?

Oops. At a triathlon watching other people compete at the highest level of physical endurance. And you're talking about video games Like it yeah, there's like a dude. That's no fucking joke first. I like my thumb would be tired if I was doing this It's a two and a half mile swim wait before we wait for this one more question about achievements Should you get achievements for co-op stuff? Yes, okay? So you're talking about the multiplayer. Yeah, okay. I did a multiplayer. All right First off this ironman bullshit. It's a two and a half mile swim

Then 112 mile bike ride then a marathon which is 26.2 miles Wow in one day in 95 degree weather and our friend did it in 11 hours and 50 minutes. It's crazy blind blind Yeah, tethered to other human beings. She's legally blind She had two guides like her her guide dropped out kind of like three weeks before again again. Yeah. And so she had she met methic girls who ran a thorough and did the rest of it with her like Thursday. Is it just one guide that has to do the entire thing with her or does it doesn't matter? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. But you can have one guide. It's like because that's

crazy if they have to do it as well. Sometimes it's like she was supposed to have one guide. But because her guide fell through she found new guides on literally on Thursday these two roles She met them on Thursday at like Colorado and then they did one did the swimming in the run the other did the No one did the bike swimming a tandem bike. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, very special But Not only did the first time she did the Iron Man, she did it in 14 hours and 36 minutes, which is really good. This is her second, a year later she did 1150. Not only did she break her record, not only did she break the blind woman record, she both the blind men record

by 55 minutes. So she's now the fastest person ever. Her ideal time, she was like, I would be tremendously happy if I made 12 hours and she did it in 1150 minutes. That's amazing. And she told me an awesome story. Actually, one of the girls that ran with her told me the story. Crazy. Because she's not, she's very like, I don't know, she's not a braggie kind of person, at least at all. But apparently there's a phenomenon where men in triathlons and ironman competitions

did not like to be passed by women or blind women and on the one. I guess there were four or five incidents where she where they passed a guy and the guy started crying I saw that he was being passed by a blind woman Wow, I started solving yeah, I'm sure happened four or five times. I got me still running or He's in like 18 miles in you've been going for like 10 11 hours and then you get passed by Blind Girl, which I guess is a blow to Masha and Ego. And he said they would just be like sobbing and like just not in tears when he done their face. Wow.

Because they couldn't deal with the fact that Blind Girl was faster than them. I mean, I can't listen. I mean, I've got those people trained for years and years. I mean, since anybody passes you at any point, you know? No. Yeah, she trained for 35 hours a week. I just think maybe it's- That's not a cool time job. Yeah, she trains for 35 hours a week. I just think maybe it's a full-time job

Yeah, she also has a full-time job. Oh my god The she was sleep. Well, she's yeah engineer at Microsoft and then she does these things too Yeah, her day. I was asking her about her day her day starts at five and then it doesn't end until nine wow Yeah, well, we got to take a quick break this fascinating. Okay But we'll take a quick break watch this anime adventure and we'll be right back You know that's half the reason I had a kid was so I could feed her misinformation I was trying to get me to go to the bathroom. I didn't want to go and I asked her if she liked bears and she was like yeah Of course I like bears and I was like well bears eat poop and bears live in the toilet

You need to feed the bear I don't know. It just seemed like a good idea at the time. I'm gonna pay her to leave. So bear is waiting for her to sit down. I don't think come out and eat. Oh, you're the idiot. I'm pretty sure my mother had a kid just for the indentured servitude. Like I'd get home from school at 2.30. I had to call my mom and she would give me the list of like seven hours of chores I had to do that day. That was where we were keeping me out of trouble. And so it was like clean up the rain gutters, cut the grass, repaint the living room. I just painted it last week, paint it again.

You sure it was like to build skills? Like maybe she's like Mr. Miyagi. She's like, show me, clean the gutter. She throws a dragon's figure. Like one day it's all gonna come together for me. I give me a tax, five-and-a-half covered in leafs. You'll be, I know this. Somebody's gonna assassinate the president.

My mom's gonna be like, fold the towel. Maybe I'm a sleeper agent, not even know it. Maybe you missed your calling Welcome back you look really different bird. I know look at me. I have changed. I am no longer birdie burns Oh, you mother fucking you drink the beer I wanted Sorry, he just said he wanted a beer. I didn't know you guys were I told you in the first segment Pass me one here how about the Guinness? Oh sure? Why not can you I can't drink in this Guinness has that weird thing inside of it right? You know what though?

Anything's better than that. No, it has it has to me Yeah, I dropped the ball that no good stirs it up Gus and I like I was crazy Gus and I had a Guinness experience where we can drink Guinness anymore We used to both love Guinness and we had this for name Robert. We've probably talked about on the pockets before We've never said this name the best drinker either of us has ever met but what do you have that best drinker? Okay one night we were hanging at him at our house this is back when we lived in Gus and I lived together he and his buddy Adam came over who was the second best drinker I've ever

met they came over and they each bought a 24 pack they had a fifth of Jack each in their hand they had each had a fifth of Jack brand new and They also bought a 24 pack of Miller light each and they wanted to see if they could each drink a 24 pack of Miller light And a fifth of Jack by themselves and so they had a competition to do that night And they did it. They did it one night. And did anyone get out of toys? No, they were fine. I mean they were fine Honestly, it was a little different. That's the just the story They showed up with the fifth of Jack. Uh-huh. We're like, what are you doing? They're like we've never drank a fifth of Jack before and whatnot

We're gonna see if we can do it like okay They both pounded it and finished it and then they were again really leaving like oh you're taking off like no We still want to drink more we're gonna go buy some beer. Yeah, they showed up with with the suitcase of that Milwaukee's best Wasn't it? Yeah, and they were like, oh, we're just gonna I was like oh, do you bring that for us like no? We're just put it but They showed up with a 24 pack. They were amazing. That's what we were like heroes. This is like, we worked with Robert

and when he would show up to work, if he had to work in the morning, when he would show up, he would take calls from under his desk and he would never see him. Just when his phone rang, you'd see his hand come out above the desk and he'd like hit the answer call button. He would bring a baseball cap and pull it down over his eyes and lay down. Yeah, and you'd just see his hand pop up if everyone's'd like hit the answer call button. He would bring a baseball cap and pull it down over his eyes and lay down.

Yeah, and you'd just see his hand pop up every once in a while and hit the answer button. And then the dude was awesome. Great tech. Yeah, he was really good. He's really good. He's really good. He's really good at seeing your tech. But anyway, the reason I can't drink in this anymore is because he took a drinking one

night and he made a drink seven Irish car bombs in a span of 10 minutes. We'd never had one. He's like, you never had one. All right, let's order a bunch. Irish car bombs are awesome. They're great until you have seven and ten minutes. What did you had one. He's like, you never had one. All right, let's order a bunch. Oh, Irish carbons are awesome. They're great until you have seven and 10 minutes. What's in it? It's mixed with liquor, right?

What is it? It's like, you take a Guinness and you put a pot of... Jamison, Jamison. And Bayley's, I think? Yeah, like Bayley's Irish cream. It tastes like chocolate milk if it's done right. You drop the shot into the glass of Guinness and then you drink it real fast.

I like everything about that except for the Bayley's. It tastes like... It actually pounded down real fast. It tastes like chocolate milk or something talk about it tastes like it tastes good. I'm surprised that you guys I don't like Bailey's that kind of thing at all do you know? Well, I was like 22 or 23 at the time. That's true. You know, it's funny You bought me a whole bottle of v-agremeister recently and it's fun It's like I would do that because she loves jaguar my You stupid that's thing. It's like when I was 19. It was like oh, I love you. I'm gonna 19

Yeah, no I can drink you're my star if I have happy colas, you know the gummies. Oh Right. Oh happy colas. That's the only way to drink jaguar my stuff. You have like a handful of those Or or his mix with red bull. That's about the only way I've been in Germany They make I used to live actually in the town. What was invented in Poundtryg? I can't say it. What was that word again? and then found, found try, I can't say it. What was that word again? Found try. You can clear it up. Found try.

I used to have been in any there. And that was what was invented, but they ended up, the plant is actually just south of there and like called, like not Vortzburg, something like that, where they, because it was cheaper property. Anyway, they may have it there, and they had an American football team in Germany, and I used to go and see the American football team play,

which is a bunch of Americans, you didn't make it to real teams. Yeah, that's the world football league or whatever, they're so cocky about their status there So they'd strut around you know Germany, you know no one cared. I'm sure yeah, no it was a big thing there really Yeah, and they were actually a really good team But they would come out and they were like totally decked out their whole uniform was like a Yeagermeister Like that's gonna go this and Yeagermeister was the sponsor and so they would have Yeagermeister at the games And they'd mix it with Coke so it was like Yeagerramizer and coke and that's like all you drank at the game. Oh those jerseys

Yeah, yeah, you can find out eBay right probably right orange and black It was like that sounds all your color Do you remember? The black teams I remember San Tony had one the writers there was a regular there was one called the dragons Wait, is it my XFL world football world football? Oh, free XFL. This is back in the late 80s early 90s. I'm okay. I remember XFL like XFL people like give it a lot of crap, but actually it was a pretty cool I did XFL. I said for one season. Yeah, do you remember the one from the early days? I ace in the Jacksonville floor when I was a kid and we had a was the U.S.

F.L. was that what it was called? I know there was another one. It was like a spin off of the CFL was in there. It was the a spin off of the CFL wasn't there. It was the one where what's his face went to? I know what you're talking about. I don't remember what it was called. Is that guy's name? Kurt Warner? No, Hershel Walker. Where Hershel Walker went. Oh really? Going into the NFL.

He went into the and then they went belly up and he had to go back into the NFL and he had already kind of he had already kind of blown it at that point. I'm already sorry I brought this up. Can you get back to drinking? I'm talking about sports. You brought a force out of all of us. I know Who'd be the least likely to bring up sport? I'm pretty sure you remember that TV show first and 10 on HBO. No. Oh God. It was a it was a hour long Drama like calm you drama dramedy

It was a communist drama about a head Shannon Teague in it share it there was like she was like that hot no memory playboy Yeah, you have a you have a made one statement that sounds she yeah anyway It was about that he was about that lead league and one of the teams and Every episode she would shore boobs nice. I want to watch it now. Yeah, it was great Like it was like after the credits of the role It was like around the credits of the role, it

was like around the era of like not necessarily the news and dream on. I mean, those shows. Yeah, it was the same time. Huh. It was a big deal back in the early seven. Speaking of books, you're telling me, you just said earlier, you're going to leave me for this hostess at the sports bar. I would remind you of Woodland. Oh, God, he fell in love. What's the word? Which sports bar? I want to remind you. I'm telling you. Oh, God, he fell in love. And he's still talking about it. Wow. She was very cute. But I told you, I'm like, okay, yeah, work it out. Do it. I want to see this happen.

I can't do it. All that. Can I get into the drink? Please, I can't. I can't. I can't throw my moves out on a fine lady in front of you and a daughter. What am I going to do? It is challenging when you bring your kid along. Wait, like, this is my daughter. She's cute, right? I could do that again.

I'm capable of that twice. You all want the looks like you? Yeah. Yeah, I can make a custom day. I make a custom day. It's a custom bill. Things about nine months. A custom day.

Can you put in your word for me now? No, I dare you. I dare you. Oh, did you get dared? Is that a good move like bringing up pregnancy on like when you're trying to hit on it? I'm recording a brand that it is Brandon's philosophy is get that shit pregnant Wow, you gotta find a girl at the age ready to have kids and one and kids. It's not an issue of you know that a wooher It's you know, she stuck at that point I'll tell you what she's gonna do She's gonna take half of your money and go meet a new guy. Yeah, and then take half your money for the next 18 years. Yeah, yeah, have fun with that. Oh, whatever. Well, a lot. I'm sure it.

And Brandon doesn't have very much. So it's true. Yeah, so you won't lose much. That's true. It's a good point. Yeah. Now it's the time to do it. It's like when we talked about committing crimes before your 18. Right. It's true. You got to try and call it an opportunity. Yeah. Anyway, watching like that sports bar was one of those like hoot or esk places where the girls have to wear like they had to wear like referee outfits to enhance to show off attributes.

Their hands. They're hands. They're giant hands. And watching my, I discovered that my wife I she's like a Litter-less bird of prey or like a so we had this whole conversation what Sweet of you what the sleasiest bird of prey is we decided it's a falcon Falcon yeah, oh Hawk you decided to Hawk you Falcon suit a majestic and that's terrible because that's for dead dead. I think a hawks more majestic than a falcon

I think an eagle I consider myself an eagle. There's nothing majestic about watching you stare at women's boobs I know I'm gonna say that this is the problem with being a girl I think I'm way less careful about and I should know better about staring at women's breasts But I don't have the training that guys have as far as like the mental Yeah, like you take a picture and I Criticize guys all the time, but I'm sure I'm awful because I don't even I guess I said girls sometimes you don't think things apply to you The funny thing is I went with your wife to one of those types of sports bars once before and you seem put out and very uncomfortable the whole time You were there. No, the beer was great. No, no, here's the thing. We got the worst waitress in the world

And she had one of those voices that's like super high pitch and for some reason girls with really high pitch voices always get excited about things. You know, it's not like I can't see it. Like if you have that voice you gotta be like, oh my god, like this all the time. Sorry, I don't want to. I'm not gonna do that voice anymore. Well that explains it. Anyway, if anybody else out there knows a sleazeier bird of prey, then I would love to hear it. How did you come up with the felon or the hawk or whatever it was

I'll be he's me being a vulture and I'm like no no no vultures aren't like they're not A week so Griffin is like no they don't they just go and eat dead things and like they're clean up Zero spring here's a deal. It's a limited palette to choose from like we were talking about this What I prefer a chishe on the drive back the Iron Man and She's definitely a bird of prey Griffin, but she's definitely sleazy. So like there's there she's not an eagle There's no way. Eagles are gorgeous and majestic. Not that you're not gorgeous. You're gorgeous But you're just you're you're very Litteress you're like if you had a mustache like a twirl

So there's like the owl doesn't work at all. No, too wise So then you've got you left with a falcon or a hawk and falcons I don't know blue falcon was a great superhero And so like a hawk is the silliest of the predatory. Yeah, so we decided to go with hawk Hmm, but I mean I feel like there's probably another bird of prey out there. We're not thinking of Interesting to go with Hawk. But I mean, I feel like there's probably another birthday out there that we're not thinking of. It's interesting. I don't know. It's an interesting conversation.

It's not that interesting. I don't know that anyone's ever had that conversation ever in the history of the world. I'm sure there are people in the podcast watching or listening to the podcast. They're far smarter about Birds of Prey. They can, like, they're like, no, it's an oscillary. She's an oscillary.

Although I don't think an oscillary is a bird of prey. What the fuck is, I didn't even heard of that. It's a Vlossor app here. I don't know. Astridray? Is that a... Castle Word? Is that the Vlossir app here Castle word yeah, it's kind of like a ostrich. Yeah, it's not a bird a prayer. No, it's not but I'm saying that there's some bird I'm just like yeah The like the lots of raptors from Jurassic Park like they come at you with their

Did you see that picture on red at the other day of the uh was that thing called alpaca that was shaved? oh yeah it was so cute it was only cute about it ridiculous I wanted to steal it I've seen so many videos of alpacas

like spitting on people and trying to fuck them up I wouldn't let I wouldn't I wouldn't even close Can I let me ask you this is nothing we talked about over the weekend while you're not running Cuz we had a lot of time to kill just sitting there watching other watching other people in shape What kind of old person do you think you're going to be? You remember the Video we did when I was old. I think I'll be like that. Just like miserable, like on an oxygen tank. Oxygen tank. You'll have to have a hobby. Like every old person has to have some way

to pass the time until you die, right? So what kind of like, what is your focus gonna be? Are you gonna be in the fishing? Or like, we saw this fucking stupid Sunday morning talk show. Like, like the, whatever the Sunday morning version of like 60 minutes is where they have like fluff pieces mixed with real news. And it was about all these old people in Boko Ratan that have golf carts to move around the golf cart community. I think it's souped up to look like Mustang. They have like, they have like, car shows where they all

hang out in a parking lot and show off their, like, Humvee or their, I don't know, like off start with flames on the side or whatever. Yeah, and there's anyone who wants to do that. It's not as, it's awesome. One would be awesome, like some guy who just had a crazy golfer, it would be awesome, but a whole community people with like trying to outdo each other with golf carts. Oh, yeah, like.

Yeah, nothing else to do. Mine is also, you know, you know what, you know what, when I'm all, I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna, I think I know what my hobby's gonna be. What's that? Doing drugs. There you go. Because at that point, you don't give a fuck,

you're gonna die. That's not, die anyway. I'm gonna become a heroin addict Or if I get to 70 I'm gonna do you even sell drugs man, like is that point like what are you gonna do? You'll get no one will suspect you you'll get you'll have that's a brilliant idea And I'll tell you why cuz you'll get the Iggy pop effect you'll imbomb yourself You'll probably live to be a hundred and forty and have a six pack while you do it You'll probably love to be 140 and have a six pack while you do it I'm gonna do heroin and bang hookers. You'll double your life more great advice brought to you by the drink I don't know I kind of want to do like do the boating thing when I get old like just get a boat and go down the Caribbean That'd be awesome. I think I think I might be a Fisher. I think by the time we're old the oceans are gonna be gone probably

All ocean It'll be all ocean. It's like, I will. Yeah. It'll be oil instead of ocean. That's true. Jeff, what were you saying? You want to get into boat. You said you want to get into fishing. He's like, I just, you know, I've been,

I work really hard. Like, I just want to sit. And I'm like, that's all you do. I mean, we're sorry, but like you sit. Anyway, he's like, no, but I want my brain to sit too. If I can get my body and my brain to both sit, that's what I want. Yeah, my brain, I want my brain to sit for a while. I can get my body and my brain to both sit, that's what I want. Yeah, my brain, I want my brain to sit for a while.

I'm sick of thinking. It's exhausted. You get like a lazy boy built for your head. You should. Don't you think that there's some thought involved in fishing? No, that's a whole point of fishing. No, there's really no thought.

You bait the hook through a lot. Is there strategy? And then you drink seven beers and then you check on the bait. And it's gone. And you don't know how it's gone. But you also really do have seven beers in the span of 15 minutes. So you probably didn't notice a lot of stuff. And then you do it again. And then you realize who's driving the boat. Oh, God. Yeah. Exactly. You know, you guys can be a duo. You'll be the

boating guy. And you'll be there. There we go. Yeah. And then you try to figure out if there's a fishing version or like a boating version of AAA. Yeah. They can come. Rest here. Aquite. A toe boat. Didn't realize the whole time we're just sitting on the trailer and you're just fishing off this side trying to get squirrels or something. There you go. That sounds like fun. Let's do it. I'm going to be a bird lady.

Yeah, I'm going to get lots of birds. My grandma is a bird lady. I love it. She has like, my grandmother has I think like 40 chickens and probably like 50 or 60 pigeons I want parrots or at least one everyone in African gray But I know that I'm not responsible enough yet and we have cats and if you're gonna birds you have to let them roam Is this the grandmother that cuts the grass with scissors or the one that puts eggs in like fixes you with egg? Is your grandmother actually is it cute and data? What do you say? Yeah, she actually is she was was a

She didn't tell have any more. No, she is she doesn't do that anymore though Can you explain that because that's really interesting to me. It's so it's healing like Focaling kind of or like spiritual Focaling in Mexican culture has ever worked on you I don't think she's ever done it to me. Maybe once when I was a little kid. Yeah, but I don't really What this is is like if you're sick, they'll put an egg in a glass next year. That's one. And then when you wake up, the egg has stolen your old. Oh, it's like it's blackened. So the egg has the same thing before. It's like those guys who like reach into your body and pull up a bad crap.

Yeah. So she that's I thought was that the trick to get rid of the evil eye? I don't know. So the evil eye that you can now had this happen to be especially when I had Millie every time I Yeah, anytime like Like a woman would come in and see Millie and she would be like your daughter's beautiful and she would touch Millie And she would touch me like anytime like there's a compliment given you have to touch somebody so you don't give them the evil I it's not evil. I it's different. What is it? It's envy envy? So it's different that you lie. Yeah Evil eyes like you intentionally wishing Malas on someone. Oh, okay

Cuz that seems okay, envy is like you said oh, yeah, oh, it's I God's eye right or oh It's I yeah, but that's evil eye. Oh It can be but it means it means just I but depending on the context it can be so can it be envy to you Yeah, okay, so that's what she said So I see yeah, we wouldn't we would take Millie to the grocery store Especially the fiesta when she to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, Like can give you all the advice in the world unasked even if they don't have kids and they can touch your belly if they want to without asking So like oh public property Well, it's so big. It's impossible not to right? It's like it's like gravitational pull. Yeah, people's hands. Did you guys see the picture on reddit the yesterday that showed

It was a picture of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and then the four kids all standing next to each other. And then below it it was like 2010 Brad Pitt family and then it was like 2021 and it was the Black Eyed Peas. And they all corresponded perfectly. Oh really? And they were like obviously the pits invented a time machine and sent their kids back to rule the world.

It was really funny. I didn't even see that. I don't know why I just popped into the world. It was really funny. I didn't even see that. I don't know why I just popped into my head. It was very clever. And you guys talk about the rapture go. Yeah. Yeah, a little bit. Not like that.

Did you have something really funny to add? No. Were you waiting for it? You weren't holding on to something else. I was holding on. I was like, yeah. I went to the draft house on Saturday. So I was like, yeah, if I'm going to go out,

mine would go to the draft house. What else did you go to? Southamore. Nice. Yeah. Where's the fire? We saw pirates. How was it? It was OK. Southamore. What did you say?

We saw pirates. How was it? It was okay. It was not a great movie. It was not a terrible movie. It was kind of like popcorn fluff. Dad didn't do as well. It didn't break 100 million.

It's the first one who hasn't broken 100 million. But it's still the highest-grossing movie of the year so far. Is it? It's weekend. It beat out. The summer season just started. Yeah, that's true. I think next week it officially starts Memorial Day. Is the official start. I guess a movie. What's the first big Memorial Day movie? Or was the first big movie this summer? I think over two comes out next week. I know. Yeah, and a green lantern and Captain America coming.

Brightsmaid is out already, right? Yeah, I want to see the. I really want to see it. It's not playing in a theater. I want to see it at. It's in the South. Is that an ideal break-a-free? Will you not go to it like straight to another's in the South No, I don't know if you're gonna see it. I'll wait till it comes out. You will see it. I'll know no too crowded I don't want to show up that early. That's okay So here's my argument about the gold class like people say always go to the gold class We all live south so it's like driving to the gold class. That's like adding on an extra 45 years From my house to the domain it takes literally 10 minutes really yeah Yeah, it's just like we're right there like I got a 35 real easy one eight Yeah, well like people like we have a lot of the company lives north like um

Chris Marshall has to drive like way the fuck in from north Austin. Yeah, but there's about Chris. That's true. No, I don't care about you. Do you hear that? Got Marshall on camera today We also got like a gold a new theater at Second Street called oh yeah, that's not open yet It's open It's called something in blue the Violet crown cinema our friend is making the science. It's a new it's a new like an independent theater in Austin It's like a mix between the Alamo and the Gold Class. But the theater only have 50 seats.

We consider it for RTX, but the theaters are way too small. Yeah, we can do it. Well, we got to take a quick break. I'd love to hear more about the theater, but there's nothing more to tell you. That was it. What are you going to tell me? We'll be right back.

We are unsympathetic. If we're sitting next to somebody on a plane, and they're like, I'm a very nervous flyer, we go, well, don't worry, we fly all the time. And then as soon as we're going to take off, I'll turn to Jeff and I'll say, casually spliter, we go, but don't worry, we fly all the time. And then as soon as we're going to take off, I'll turn to Jeff, and I'll say, casually, yeah, we're not going fast enough to say that. I'm sorry, no, there's a noise in the play, they go,

whoa! That's not right. What was that? And we were talking, and we asked what the average British person's view of Americans is. He said, fat, loud, and obnoxious. And Griffin and I were like, well, obviously, you can see that that's not the case.

And on cue a Speedboat pulled up with three drunk fat dudes with no shirts on and some crazy redneck lady comes running up behind us with a Case of beer in a hands it goes I got the beer fuck and that's awesome Yeah, if you like to do this what it's with the fucking phone throw it out of the goddamn office here I'll take the battery out of it don't take the batteries to rid of it turn off the fucking ringer You don't have to spend a time machine and go back and heal out the grand bell just fucking turn off the goddamn phone Look at these hands these hands are fucking smooth as balls all right we go down there the car's been egged It had a pommel it on it. It's like my car was sunny side up. This is just your car. Like somebody's gonna bowl eggs to put on your car.

Now why do you think the egg your car? Prolics has been sitting there for three weeks. I moved it from one side of the street to the other ones. Okay, that wasn't enough. So save off an egging. Welcome back. Bernie, you still look different. Thank you.

Yeah, I'm still very different. I feel younger. If you're look different. Thank you. Yeah, I'm still very different. I feel younger. You feel? Where you look terrible.

Oh man. So we went and saw pirates this weekend when we were talking about it before. One thing that really bugged the hell out of me, we saw in 3D, which I'm not a huge fan of 3D. Really? What does it, you don't like about 3D? I have glasses. I hate 3D. So I have glasses, I have to put glasses on top. It's not that bad bad but I need it for movie. Is it clearly because of the glasses? It's really comfortable. Yeah, it is, it is very uncomfortable. This should get a little clips like

the 80s. That's what I say. Yeah, little screens are going up. You should manufacture, you should make a fucking fortune. I said that. Can't you buy your own? They're different depending on what movie you watch. Really? Yeah, there's a different story. Oh, okay, because I feel like every time I see a 3D movie, it says real D classes. Yeah, that's the majority. I think there's three different standards. There's an iMac 3D standard, there's a real D standard, and there's also another, I don't know what the other one is,

but there was a third. But let's be honest, we always go to the same theater if we can. We always try to go to Alamo's sophomore or gold class of killing, you know, decadent. So like, you could will it down to those two, probably, Southlamore, or Gold Class of England, you know, Deckimond. So like, you could will it down to those two, probably. I guess so. But I think Alamo is all at real 3D. But the thing about the 3D,

especially in the Pirates movie is like, everything took place at night or a lot of the stuff took place at night and it felt very foggy. It was like, the whole screen was milky. And I don't know if that was because of the 3D or what. There was an interesting article I saw that someone retweeted last night talking about how most major theater chains in the US will not swap out lenses between 3D and 2D movies. So if they leave the 3D lens on in a 2D movie that it robs brightness from the movie. Like your movie will show up like 60% darker. That's technically 3D movies like two different

screens that have to be extra bright. Right. And that's the company policy at most of these theaters. I think it was a regal in AMC company policy is the projectionists are not allowed to switch out the lenses. Why? The 16 year old kid because if you open up, in particular, they said the Sony 4K projectors, if you open them and swap out the lens and you don't do it right, the projector shuts down because of DRM issues. But things look worse. Yeah, but they'd rather have it looking worse. Higher better people. I don't know, like, what's that? Yeah, but it's a very expensive piece of technology. You know, they don't want it to get to get a higher senior. It's not not junior. So it's not sophomore. At the same time, those those chains still, you know, don't keep those bulbs in the regular projectors lit or

properly. Yeah. So you're still going to have shitty image no matter what. Yeah. In the article, you even interviewed people after the movie. You know, people who were in a bad movie, where they know they had 3D lens on a 2D movie, and no one said anything about it. I think overwhelming reaction was, it's better than what I have at home. Now see, that book's a hell out of me. But you spend it fucking fortune on movies.

Most people don't know. Most people will hook up by an HDTV and hook up, you know, a standard definition signal, and it's fucking 4-3 stretched out, or it's just 16x9 in a list. Yeah, in a business, don't you want to put the best thing out? Yeah. Did I say about the time I went home to my parents house and they were missing a color on their TV? Oh, I think you mentioned the pod like the red was unplugged and I was like, what are you doing?

Like, it's been like that for weeks and it just didn't notice it. I was like, are you kidding me? How do you? It's because you noticed the Coke cans looked weird. Yeah, it was like, what about the world-renowned co-sero? But, yeah, but the thing about the projection stuff is like, some projections, there's lazy. Like I went to the go-class, which is the really expensive theater here in Austin, and we saw True Grit, and like the fourth or fifth reel in, the frame lapsed.

So like the bottom of the frame was on the top of the film And that's that's like a $35 ticket and I'm like what how is this not being fixed? And I hit my little button and I waited like 10 minutes never got fixed I finally had to leave the theater and go track down someone to be like hey your projections fucked up Yeah, and they finally actually like someone they sent someone up there to go fix it It's like how it didn't give you three notches or anything? No, no, nothing. Speaking of the terrible. Theater fuckups. I went and saw for some reason. I saw the...

Do you remember the... How about movie was that? American Idol was big. Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. Oh yeah, from Kelly to Justin. He was so good. Kelly, from Kelly to Josiah. Intentionally?

No, that wasn't huge theater fuckup. You're right. And I guess because there are only three of us in the whole theater they didn't feel they needed to change it But when would they the movie started it was stretched to where like Kelly looks like she took up like half the screen So she looks like now like Future Kelly just it was too and then every time somebody would lay down on the beach They would be like suddenly really long and skinny. What do you think Justin? What are you he's doing right now? I don't know but I'm getting

Oh, I'm sorry you get getting cashier as a joules That movie's way better like way better like that so we didn't have them change it but it was yeah It was so funny. Do you remember when you and I saw Spider-Man 3? We saw the first of a Spider-Man 3 they switched the fourth and the third real and Gus and I were the only people in the theater to notice And I'm including Matt and Bernie. Yeah, we were like what happened like this doesn't make sense This is wrong. I'm not murder like shut up. Just watch the movie. It's fine No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I don't remember but it was like it was like it was like the flipped up collar or Peter Parker Who's like the emo like yeah Parker and he was just like on the phone and we're like what the fuck just happened and we're like a member And they're like it makes sense shut up

Yeah, they like I remember we were there for that. Yeah, I don't remember that I really don't remember that part but I do remember that we weren't happy with the movie yeah the three of us We were the only ones we were like we went out to the lobby while they changed the real and everyone was like oh, it's awesome Like we were like are we not gonna say movie? Something wrong here And everyone later was like no, it was fine I thought it was kind of fun that he was like when he goes to the club The dancing yeah people were fine with that why I don't I like lol from wings in there though

One time then I was gonna say then after the movie was over, Matt and Bernie go, okay, so, uh, turns out you guys were right. It was a terrible film. I don't know why I took a solenoid to realize it. We watched that. You seem to be so bad. I don't remember the ending. It was, like, okay, this, you know, spoiler for you, no one has a seat, but it's like him standing on that, that great, like the building that they have been fighting on. And then the same. It was, okay, this spoiler for anyone who hasn't seen it, but it's like him standing on that, that great, like the building that they had been fighting on, and then the sandman is like, all right, peace. And it's like leaves, and it floats away. And then like, he's like, didn't you just kill a whole bunch

of people, and he's like, Peter Parker has let him go. Remember, like Harry had to come fight with, with Spider-Man? No, I don't remember any of that. Yeah, it was like the huge, it was like, it was like a three way fight or something. Or, no, it was, it was, Peter, it was Peter Parker and Harry Osborne fighting together against Sam and Venom Yeah, no, it was the whole sound thing with Venom and they were trying to like hit the yeah the fucking cross beams or whatever

Yeah, he was like running around hitting him and yeah, scaring the thing off Was something like vaporized it or I got so bad. Venom's such a cool character. They're really ruined. Oh, terrible Which one salmon Venom Venom and awesome character so terrible. Which one, Sam and? Then I've been a, then an awesome character. So terrible. That was James Franco, right? No, no, that was... There was Peter Parker in the black spider-man suit. Then it was the kid from that set me show.

Okay, okay. I forget his name. Oh, right. So for Chris. Yeah. He was good in the, I thought that. The Zaro, the Zaro, Toby McGuire. Yeah, I know, Toby Grace would have made a great Spider-Man, actually.

Like he would have been, like he's kind of that smart, me jackass type guy. He would have been funny, but instead of that smarmy jackass type guy he would have been funny but Instead they went with Toby McGuire. We see like in the running or something early on I think he was actually I think they talked about that So that was a good great casting because those two guys look so similar though. Yeah, so let me actually a question not to get off of Seven-year-old spider-man movie, but did you miss Orlando Bloom or Kier Knight Lee at all in pirates? Was there absence felt not really Orlando Bloom was kind of a throwaway character to me. Like, I mean, he was sort of the main sort of drive, the first few movies, but I think, you know,

Johnny Depp is the star of the Pirates movies. And Penelope Cruz showed up, so I kind of forgot about Kier Knight Lee. So do you think Penelope Cruz is hotter than the character? Yes. Oh, hell yeah. Kier Knight is very very very very very very very very very but Belly Cruz is a racist dick. Yeah, there's no way you anyone could think Kira Knightley's hotter than I don't consider hot like she's very she's so she's like a board with a pretty face She's like a porcelain doll

Yeah, but you recognize as a track, but Kira Knightley was like no hotter than she was in love actually like that's that's I think the hottest Kira Knightley out there. I don't know. She was pretty hot in the pirate suit. Oh When she's like dresses the like that's that's I think the hottest here at nightly out there. I don't know she was pretty hot in the pirate suit Oh God When she's like dresses like when she becomes a king of the pirate. Oh, I love her like with the hat Yeah, that was pretty hot. She's also hot in the debt pride and precious She could sometimes when I see her she kind of reminds me of Sasha Gray for some reason her face the poor star So yeah, there's something about her face that makes me think of her. Who's the biggest celebrity crush right now? Right now?

God, I don't know. I mean, I have a tie. Right now, right now. Like right now, probably the Milky Cruise. Because that's the thing that's most recently in my video. How about you guys? I don't know if I can ask that right now. It's the top of my head.

Right now. The Milky Cruise. Yeah. What about you, Griffin? I am really into, oh, I just forgot her name. Wow, you're clearly into her. No, you go and then I'll go so fear right now right now right now right now I'm

Way into do you know she is yes, I'm glad to know she was really yeah But she's on show I'm glad to hear you come around to be a vergara It's been nothing, but she's on some show on show time. I'm glad to hear you come around to this to be a regard by the way. I'm sick of hearing you and Bernie talk about how hot Phil's wife is in modern family. Claire don't say it's super hot. So, be a regards right there. So, Fia Vergara is like maybe the hottest chicken in the planer.

Yeah. And I've always thought that. I've always thought she was hotter than Claire. But Claire is smoking hot. Claire's really, no she's not. I like Claire's character because it's like uptight. But that episode where she, where they caught'm banging and she was like in her underwear hot Sophia Vaguerra is

That intimidatingly pretty person like that like some people are so attractive that they're intimate like if you met Them in person you can even be right Sophia Vaguerra would be like angry boots to the extreme did you see those? Yeah, I never saw it. Never did. Like we went three or four times as we were about to move. I never saw a lot of people may not remember who that is. When we were at the old office at South Congress, I guess I wasn't there, but like South Congress, right?

Right. Congress Congress Congress. It was right. Congress in seven. Roaring for it. It was a bartender we talked about on the podcast ages ago. Yeah. Yeah, and she was terrifying. She was, if she's listening to the podcast right now, I love you. She was amazing. And we called her anger boos because she had this big hands.

She had giant hands, giant like, pinjulous, beautiful hands that were like, they were like, yeah, next to nothing, but you couldn't make it. She had beautiful eyes, too You couldn't make eye contact with her though, and she was mean and she just was mad all the truth like a mad I think she was mad because no man had ever made eye contact Like to her I'm assuming that she must like her impression of dudes must be that like every guy drools and goes But Gavin and I would go and get drinks there and just like stare around her.

You know, the world's good enough. Yeah, he just went, you like, you can't. I miss her. I wonder what happened to her. I don't know. She stopped working there. Yeah. She never sent a cab. She probably ascended to heaven. Our, our, the, the bartender at Frank is still there. The one that Gavin fell in love with.

Oh, yeah, she is there. There's a lot of talented women at Frank yeah I was gonna say the I'm actually often is a very attractive city men and women and they're always it's warm here so they're always half naked so congratulations to everyone coming to RTX yeah thanks to look forward to I saw an interview with Sophia Vergara recently I think it was on the tonight show where she was on the show with a drug butler uh-huh drug butler was the first guest and she comes out as the second guest and I think it was Jill I know it's like oh you two know each other. It's for the guards like yeah, he owes me money Like what like yeah, he owes me 20 bucks

But I guess like he she lent him some money for a valet once and never paid her back And she's like still bitter about it and she was like and then and no no and then she was like and then you know a couple days later he comes up to me at a party with like 20 bucks and he's like hey here's the money for the other night and of course I'm gonna say I don't know what he's talking about what is that look like she's like a 20 bucks come on it's really funny so we were talking about something before that oh we're having movies yes yes movies So you guys, if anyone's seen Bride's by today, you haven't. I have. I love Kristen Wigg and I love my Rudolph. So I really need to see it. It looks good. Don't watch your mic. You're not gonna see it because you're a snob about movie theater. Yeah. It's at the Southamore, but it's a Southamore off your face. Too crowded. Yeah.

If you go, if you go like earlier, usually, you're not too bad. I don't know. You think there would be no people. Yeah, that's ideal. Yeah. Galaxy 10 where we saw fast five in D box. I'm, I'm never going there. Remember, it's ideal. Yeah, Galic it's in where we saw fast five in D box I'm I'm never going there. Remember we talked about this. I always see dudes getting blow jobs Oh, the theater is always like be oh You get this blinders that horses have to see you don't see any homeless boobs or blow jobs Yes, it does wait wait what was it? To the galaxy Highland just hang out in the parking lot of hope for the best every other movie

I see there when I leave there's a dude getting a blow job in the parking lot hope for the best every other movie I see there when I leave There's a dude getting a blowjob in the car next to mine. By the way that area of town Dear I look fucking tumbleweeds in that part of town now. It is a ghost land Like we when Bernie and I went and saw and Bernie and Ben and I went and saw fast five there I had just been a Barton's Barton's Creek Mall earlier in the day where you have to park like on the other side of 360 to walk and just so fucking crowded and then I literally drive from there to the galaxy Highlands which is next to the Highlands Mall and it looked like the mall was an open. Yeah essentially isn't I mean the community college local community college bought that mall and I think there's only like three stores open like in Highland. Yeah they bought a large portion. No they bought the rest of of it up all yeah up where like Claire's used to be not yet

Yeah, I think once they they're gonna wait for these to start expiring and then they're gonna convert it to classrooms There's stores and all of them there, right? Yeah, they're they're essentially closing down They have the food court for you know, right? Oh, they have all those restaurants you've never heard of and with couch pals So that place pretty good. Coach Pals is pretty good. Yeah, should we mention that's right over where our TX is gonna be? Yeah, should we mention that's right over where rtx is gonna be All right Friday night so you guys over there I don't know Just run across i35 you'll be fine. I don't want to talk about rtx at all anything we need to bring out Oh, let's actually I want to talk about bring your bring your snake biting kits We found a snake it was huge, but we looked it up. It's a rat snake. It's not gonna kill you

Harmless dude. We went we went disc golfing this weekend, me and Ben and my friend Daniel. And like, I literally step over a snake and they're, oh my god, I completely missed it. I have a photo of it. It was like, it was a snake's head was in a hole and its body was like poking out of it. It was the creepiest thing ever. So snakes in Texas, yay. Anyway. You're not like snakes?

You're not a famous snake. Oh, come on, you know that. I know that. I'm terrified of snakes. Oh come on you know that I know that I verified of snake. Oh really? I didn't know that I'm a like Indiana Jones is brave around snakes compared to me. Yeah, no I shut down really like if I If I was in a room with a rattlesnake right now, I would seize up fall over and let it eat me Like I wouldn't even try to sit myself this located John slow. Yeah, devour you. I Don't know. Yeah, no, I have a real problem real real problem That's awesome. Why? I can't fucking scary and gross

They remind you of penises or something you were chased by a water moccasin one time I was chased by a lot of snakes at a lot of times. Yeah They can smell fear of the name of like the rival gang when you're in high school Watermoss in the snakes coming down man I grew up I spent a good portion of my childhood in Jacksonville, Florida, on the St. John's River. It's like, there's more watermark層 than people in Jacksonville, Florida. Wow.

It's a fucking scary place to live. That's it. I like snakes because of that. Yeah, I can see that. Why do you group an Oregon and? Watermark層 is right. That's why Gus doesn't like white people. They're in a very many where I grew up.

It's fantastic. Like, fixating insects, which is, you know, what happens. But- It's your doing. It's right now. I'm gonna drop it. I'm gonna go for it. No, I'm gonna drop it.

Come on, Harley. Sex is really important. Let's continue talking about venomous snakes. What are you gonna say about Oregon snakes? Oh, yeah. I'm not scared of snakes because nothing in Oregon can really kill you except maybe in southern Oregon. No, that's not true.

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in North Austin, if you want to go. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha grew up in Benton County. It has like the highest poaching incident or like oh no it's a gun accident hunting accident accident like that. Yeah yeah like hunting accidents. I think Jamie style. Yeah it's bad up there and my mom would be like okay we can't go out because there's like certain part of your it couldn't go out because of cougars because I lived grew up kind of near the woods like by Christmas tree farms and stuff and then the rest of the year was like poachers can't go outside. Yeah, but to be fair, your mom also never wanted you to learn how to swim because people can go and watch. No, she wanted me to learn how to swim. She put me in swimming classes,

but she was a terrified water, yeah. But no, let's stay away from my mom. Let's talk about the hazards of work. The flake, okay. I had a friend who grew up, her parents have a Christmas tree farm, which I ended up working on. That sounds awesome. When I was older, yeah, I used to work there.

But she, they had poaching problems. Like people would just come come on the property and start trying to shoot deer. They poached trees No, they're a deer. They're the deer everywhere Um, so she once was out in the field with her kids and they were like tagging trees or like grooming or whatever and They got shot at like my I had a friend that I went to school. That's where he was Lynn She like that she was almost shot by a poacher and then at some point like she grabbed her kids slammed into the ground It was like they're people here They're people here and then the poachers like gotten their truck and like peeled out But like people are always getting shot at where I grew up at like you had to watch it if you walked outside your door

Plus she didn't look like a deer you'd wear like orange vest a lot of a lot of people don't know this But Oregon also highest rate of hacky-sack knee In America and devil stick-related incidents Yeah a lot of the old the old the sticks left-handed cigarette cough. It's like it's like 70% of busking related accidents Man speaking of busking there was a very aggressive bus girl the other day at airport in 35 really like came up to my car I was like no, no, I was like like don't don't clean my window start cleaning my window and I was like I don't even have any cash so the light turned green and he was like, no, no, no, I was like, like, don't, don't clean my window, start cleaning my window. And I was like, I don't even have any cash. So the light turned green and he was still cleaning my window.

I just fucking took off. And he was in the middle of airport. He was like, well, that's the only thing. And I was just like, looking at even my roof here, mirror. And my wipers were up, because he had picked them up to wash the window. And I was like, just driving down the road. Or anyway, he's so upset.

He has such a soft spot in his heart. And I was like, fucking, I was mad. I was like, fucking asshole, touch my car. No, that doesn't seem crazy. Sir, you cleaned my window with spit, so I'm going to put you through community college. You know, it's a watch out, airport in 35. I will watch it out there in force.

Anyway, we need to wrap up. Okay, we're going a little long The X this week, but our checks this weekend. I'm crazy doing a video podcast this week, but we'll get done Not only crazy, but you're an asshole You're like, I'm sorry. I'm gonna be too busy editing to help. Yeah, have fun Let's make a help out. I'm gonna take this out on you this weekend. All right. We'll figure it away Well, thanks for watching Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way.

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