Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #118

Episode Date: June 15, 2011

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church.

Twisted metal, streaming only on peacock. His guests are Bernie Burns. Jeff Ramsay and Joel Heyman. Oh, I'm Jack Patillo. Hey, you're listening to the talk tank. You're listening to the tone, deaf tank. Did he forget to put in the instrument track or something? Well, fuck of, I know. He's a true artist. Acapella.

No kidding. He's not afraid to put himself out there. Did he forget to put in notes? And he's got one note. Hey, pronounce my last name properly, so I'm cool with that. We're off to get water this morning. What's up with that? Is everyone hung over? No? No, I'm good. I'm good. Jeff got some coffee. Jeff went to a fancy, fancy fundraiser last night. I understood that he had to be taken out and purchased a full set of real clothes. Right? This was a no hoodie.

Yeah, no paint covered some nice pants. What did you wear to this fine evening out? Uh, pants in a shirt and boots. What, now what do pants mean? Boots. Slacks. Like pants? I don't know.

What the fuck are they supposed to mean? What? Can't you describe the outfit? Uh, yeah, I was wearing pants. I don't know. What the fuck are they supposed to mean? What? Can't you describe the outfit? Uh, yeah, I was wearing pants. Like assume you would make some prime. You should be doing all the offensive for his clothing shows. I assume you committed the crime and you had to identify yourself in a lineup. Or you had to describe yourself to a guy like sketching.

Okay, I like sketching. Who committed the crime of being super awesome? It was the dude with pants and a shirt. I can't imagine if I police were able to find a good one. Gus, you're under arrest today. I had a button up shirt on. Was it a like a purl snap button?

No, no. So were you like a cowboy? Yes, maybe it's a purl snap. It was purl snap. Okay, well now we're narrowing it down. Okay. You know, just five minutes ago, Jeff told me he doesn't like when Joel's on the podcast because he can't finish stories.

And here he is, I was dressed. I'm dressed. I'm a shirt pants and boots. I'm a cowboy boots or like, like, sketchers, like, what kind of boots? The sketchers make boots? Good just makes boots? Well, I'm only thinking of Doc Barnes. I'm thinking of Doc Barnes.

No, it's not 1994, sorry. I didn't wear that one. Okay, I didn't wear my kind of machine on my Doc Barnes. So, are they like snake skin? Don't't know. I wear that to my other side. Fuck check this out. We're at Colehan bitches. Did they say Colehan? Uh-huh.

Guess how my wife says, she's my wife buys this stuff. You know, I'm a little bit of a punk ass. I brought you by Paylon. I'm a little bit of a punk ass. I'm a little bit of a punk ass. I'm a little bit of a punk ass. I'm a little bit of a punk ass. I'm a little bit of a punk ass.

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And it helps I'm wearing the pants I wore last night right now. Let's see. Oh, it gets in up. Okay Oh look at you nice. That's a nice. Okay. It's a big old stuff on the bottom So you went out bought dress pants that look like dickies Yeah, but they uh they you I had to buy them at Barney's for some reason, so they were, I could have bought a Dickies factory. You go to the domain? Yeah, I had to take Ben one of the shopping over the weekend. Good to you, fancy.

I just went because of Ben. I have a strong feeling that you're going to pay a lot of money for a pair of pants. If you buy them in a store that's named after a Neal Patrick Harris character. Yes, a lot. There's pretty bad. So how much was your pair of pants if you buy them in a store that's named after a Neil Patrick Harris character. Yes, yes, a lot. There's pretty bad. So how much was your pair of pants? Expensive. Really?

They're like 220 bucks? Oh, really? Yeah. I see why you would wear them two days from here on. Exactly. You're down to one ten a day. Get used to them because you're going to see them a lot. Oh, man.

So did you have fun at the event? I did, I did a good time, thanks for asking. Did you get drunk? Uh, yeah, I did actually, which I didn't intend to. I wasn't gonna drink at all. Did you make a fool of yourself? No, my wife had been made a bit of a fool of herself. What was your best by the way?

I was a fundraiser for my daughter's school. So they're children in the ring, right? No, no, it was like a French thing. You know, it's a French thing. Yeah, she goes to a French school. She goes to a French school. So it was like this Parisian night out thing at a French restaurant called Justines.

I practice my French on Millie all the time. What do you do? Because I haven't been able to speak French to anybody in forever. She goes, I'm not at school right now. Yeah, she does. She doesn't like it. She also sees me and she goes, whenever she sees me,

and she says, hey Millie, she goes, I can't see that. She doesn't like it. She also sees me and she goes, whenever she sees me, and she says, hey, Millie, she goes, I can't go to a barbecue right now with you. I have to go somewhere. She thinks I have a guy that's like, if you see me, you have to go to a barbecue. It's barbecue pet. That's pretty close to that right now. Once she's 21, then it's fake.

We replace barbecue with Vegas. Yeah, I can't go to Vegas with you right now. Speaking of which, we would, we would make it after you. We go to Vegas after you. I love it. Oh, painful. It was awesome. So even down

That's one. Oh, no, no actually Bernie made a lot of money if I'm not mistaken, right? Bring it you won't buy some pants 1500 bucks up that's you could you could buy six pairs of pants with that. Thanks I can have clothes for three weeks So thanks to this man here. He taught me how to play crafts. Again, for some reason, I have to learn how to play crafts every two years. Do you just roll dice pretty much? That's it. He just learned again right now. It can be as simple as just like just rolling dice and just hoping that like someone hits the same

number again, or you can pull. There's like so many different things you can do in crafts. That's what I like about crafts. Like you can play simple or you can play, there's like so many different things you can do in Crab. So that's what I like about Crab. So like you can play it simple or you can play it complex. And so just Jack explaining that right there, I made $100. I'm pretty sure that's the way that worked. So what happens, I've never gotten close to a Crab Stable. Is it like a checkerboard with numbers?

Like kind of like roulette? Cut the podcast, let's go. Let's go to Rue Vegas right now. You're fucking money with your mouth. I can't go to Vegas. I've got to go do something right now. Okay, so the simplest way to explain Crab's money with your mouth. I can't go to Vegas. I've got to go do something right now. Okay, so the simplest way to explain crabs is you throw a number and the object is to throw that number again before you throw a seven. And you throw a seven, you crap out in the dice. So

you have to throw the numbers in a row or could you roll like three, five, four, three, and then you win. If we get more specific, you have to throw a four, five, six, eight, nine, or ten. There's a variation on it. There's a variation on it. But before you set what's called the point, okay? That's what the number is. That's what the number is. So before you have a point, it's called you're coming out. And so you're rolling to see what your point is going to be. So the first of those numbers you roll is your point.

Unless you roll a 7 or 11 and then you win right then. But once you hit a point, the object is to hit that same point again before you throw a set. What if you hit two points? Either you can't. You just wait a row. You can't. If you have like a four and a five, then if you roll like say go four or five, four,

do you win? Yeah. Okay. You would win. So four or five, four or five. So four or five. Again, before you throw a set. Gotcha.

And then you can start playing individual numbers too. Like you could like pay money on the five. And then if you throw a five, even if that's not the point, you can make money on that too. How could that be the point? Well, whatever the point is, that's going to be the point until you hit the point or until you crap out. Okay.

Another hundred bucks from crap out. That would have called crap out. You crap out and move in the dice move. So anyway, it's actually a pretty simple game, but you can get more and more advanced into it and make more money that way. And Bernie and Jordan actually did really, really well. Can you count the dice? Jordan can roll sixes nonstop.

She will like 10-sixes. If you ever need a character for D&D, or just bring my wife, or she rolled nonstop sixes, it was awesome. She might be the devil. Yeah, I think about that. And you can do all those individual bets. Like you can literally bet that someone will roll double six, someone will roll double fours. Like those are how much higher odds you can do.

We can do it with individual bets. We should have had your wife on the Atari kid shoot to fucking roll the three sixes into the camera. Roll the dice. I will say one thing about Vegas right now, we did go on a Tuesday night after E3. So what happened was I went out for the Microsoft press conference when they announced, uh, apparently connect everything connected.

I'm really connected. And then we live for Halo CE anniversary. And so then we went from, and we'll talk about that in a second or death, but we, I, I, I was coming back and I said, I'm going to fly to Vegas. I think we talked about it in the podcast before, but we determined that flights from LA to Vegas were 29 bucks. Yeah, I think it was 79 dollars total round trip for me from LA back to LA. Only in the airlines could you do 29 each way and then have that equal 78. Exactly. Yeah, okay. Dude, you're exactly right that and when you I don't know What's something else like that when you buy something and it's just

Ridiculous fees piled on a tell us the same way in car. Yeah, but the funny thing for me, that's actually true. I've never, they tell you when you reserve a car online, how much it's going to cost. It's never close to that. What you can, you've gotten them out. Not close at all. You can literally go and be like, all right,

I'm going to risk this car for three days. It's going to be $120. And then when you go to pay, they're like, all right, that'd be $463. You can even, you can even prepay now. The amount that they tell you, oh, this is is perfect because then they can't rack it up. So I know that another night. Yeah, you still owe us $50 or whatever.

But it was crazy that the cheap flight was so awesome. But it was actually more expensive for me to go from downtown LA to the airport via taxi roundtrip than it was to fly to Vegas. Wow. It was a flown from downtown highway to the airport, taking a helicopter to the airport to come Vegas. It was like a 110 bucks round trip

to go from my downtown to LA, or to the airport. And then it was like, it was a 79 bucks to get to Vegas. In a cab. And then to get, yeah, and then also to get from the airport in Vegas to my hotel,

included in the price of the flight, it would have been cheaper than going downtown and LA stupid we had brought this up yet, but Jack lost $300 for a box, but I was like I just kept going like Bernie with the back See it like 4 a.m. flight and I had an 11 a.m. flight So you just kept taking yourself in that hole. Yeah, well, I mean you make friends at the table He's keep playing. I was like whatever I'll honestly I will say it was the first time ever a pit boss has pulled me off afterwards.

Once I was leaving, he was like, hey man, can I do anything for you? Want breakfast? Anything like that? I was like, the first time you ever, and he came up to me and it was actually really cool. I was like, oh thanks, but. Did you get his car?

No, I didn't. I'm such a malphatized. He's not bad, they took your money. No, I mean, we've played for what, probably six hours, or I played for probably about six hours. And only I only lost 300 bucks, and I probably drank about 300 Corona's.

This is what I was going to say earlier is that we went on a Tuesday and, you know, middle of the week, but Vegas is very clearly down right now. Not many people are going to Vegas. Right. Cab drivers told me that dealers told me that. And you could see like some of the tables where we were, they, they were shut down. Yeah, they shut down our table a couple times. Yeah, we had to move a couple times because they were

just closing down tables and moving in this consolidating people. In fact, it was at one point where I have this thing and let me let me ask you guys what your philosophy is on this. Let's say you're walking by a roulette table. Okay. Okay. Okay. Everybody's familiar with roulette, right? Sure. Okay, Jeff, you're walking by, there's a board in which they display, I wouldn't be walking by it, but okay. We're the sake of this conversation, sure. All the previous roles they've had are spins, they've had.

Okay, you see that the last five have been all red numbers. Okay, what do you think about that? What will the next number be if they're on a street of five reds in a row? I would think if I saw that, that no matter what I picked would be the wrong answer. I would be blocking. You're really good.

Yeah, I have no desire to ever bet again. Gus, what would you say on that? I'd go with the streak. You go with it. You go with the streak. Yeah. See here, I think that's like an optimistic thing. I'm a pessimist.

I would bet against the streak. I know. And so that's what happened was we saw was'm a pessimist. I would bet against the street. I know. And so that's what happened was we saw was a five black snow. Five. Yeah, black snow. Five black snow. So we actually stood up from our blackjack table to go bet at the Relat table and that actually caused the big stir. Yeah, with it boss going to pop up like, oh, excuse me, because we were playing two tables at that point in time. And like they had to They had to come over to prove our bet. That's a thing. I didn't know that. Yeah, I didn't know that. Apparently we we had violated some rule of the casino. Standing up from here. You're all too big of a high roller. You're playing multiple tables. We got like other closing tables on you, trying to shuffle you guys away. Yeah, let me take our private jet back to Dubai. But anyway, what happened Bernie when when the the five blacks were up? Oh, I want $100. I want an extra $50.

So you both bet, Rob? Yeah, bet against it and both hit it. Which collectively Jack and I won a pair of pants. Almost. We won one pant leg in the crotch area. Nice. And it's about it. No, Vegas is awesome.

It's a problem with you. So happy we talked about my pants now. He'd be an office meme for like the next week. But we had an awesome steak. At a Kobe steak. I'd never had a Kobe steak. I'd take jam your twice dinner. No.

Wow. It was very, very tasty. And a Kobe flame in your own. Dude, that's the greatest thing about Vegas is how many awesome restaurants there are there. No, you know, it was awesome. The service there was awesome. Like, we had waiters coming up and constantly, like, are you okay?

What can I do for you? They brought out free food. Well, you said they're slow. I mean, mean they're great they're trying to justify their jobs they brought us free appetizers as a welcome to the restaurant wow it was awesome like you know what does that uchi yeah they would just walk around like while you wait and they're be like which like it's normally you're waiting yeah well you make a reservation you know you have to but that's really cool I wish more restaurants that's a good place to wait though, right? You should have a very good place to wait. Where did you all stay when you're in Vegas?

Say the Mandalay Bay. I stated the hotel Which is an offshoot of Mandalay Bay. Yeah, and I never stayed there before. Mandalay is actually really nice I know it's waiting hell out there, right? It's pretty far south, but I actually I never left the hotel I only showed up at the hotel like like on the attack seat and left be a taxi I just had that bad experience that one time we went for the GameStop Managers conference where we had a bunch of idiots having a party in the middle of the night I was extremely old when you went out there

Yeah, Joel was there, but he wasn't I mean what I think was that the one I showed up at or is that something different? I don't know was that I don't think you just showed up the GameStop manager No actually I did I did at one point for like when I was working for the one I showed up at or is that something different? I don't know. I don't think you just showed up the GameStop manager. No, actually I did at one point for like when I was working for the old video game coming out of the hour. It must have been that one. It was it that one. Yeah, that's the only time I think we went to the one in Vegas. Okay.

Yeah, it was funny because GameStop bought ebgames and they have these managers conferences where they bring all the retail managers from all their stores. So it can be depending on how many stores the companies have, anywhere between like five and six thousand people. So these managers conference where they've learned about your products and all this stuff. It's a big managers conference. And GameStop always had theirs in grapevine Texas.

Beautiful. Yeah, part of the Dallas Metroplex. And EB Games always had theirs in Vegas, Las Vegas. And so it was a big, you wonder why one went out of business. Why one bought the other, right? When the consolidated, the first year after the consolidated, it was in grapevine. Then after that, they moved to Tobago. Yeah.

Yeah, and then it was, I remember that first year when they moved everybody to grapevine for it, there was a lot of disappointed people. I don't think it's in Vegas anymore. I think they moved it back to grapevine. No, I think it went to San Antonio, right? Yeah, I think it went to San Antonio. I think it went to San Antonio. Oh? Yeah, I think you're right. I think they meant to San Antonio. Oh, yeah That's what we shot the frag dude thing is because they were down in San Antonio Well, how the fuck do we lose that that's a party? San Antonio?

Good under the river walk. Yeah, we watch his first game I you know, this people listen from San Antonio. I know because they came from to RTX so we actually I like San Antonio I just never for whatever reason. No, I fucking can't stand San Santa have you ever been down to the river walk on a nice spring day or Fall night. Oh really? You don't like it. Yeah. I don't like it at all. Maybe that even that chemically colored water We go at night when the lights are the trees. Yeah, you know what I've seen lights maybe maybe you just didn't have the right pair Pitch maybe maybe that hair prepared to enjoy the Dicks on the water. I'm going to go and take it. Have a lovely time. That's why you have a problem.

You should go and eat it. Dicks. God stop going to eat Dicks. The best part about San Antonio is that that fucking cloaking dagger movie will still in there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's really fun. I'm going to take it. They also have a massive Air Force base, don't they? Several. They have three. Yeah, unless they can solve it, but yeah, they have three. And Army Base 2, same Houston.

That is the US Air Force capital of the world, isn't it? Isn't that my favorite? My favorite law is about to be in basic training there. Wow. Really, he's going into the military. Yeah, he's going to Air Force. Really? Oh, so not the military.

Yeah, the military. Sorry. You know what, these are like, you can hear the bombs coming right now. Yeah, he's going there for really oh, so not the military Sorry So what is the so what's the story he's going to the military dead is the story Yeah, I mean it's I'm gonna jump Joel in it today What is the story I mean he just decided he Turns out not not a lot going on in Germany right now He so he wanted to move back to America and so he joined the Air Force because I'll move his family to America And I have a steady job when he gets here. That's cool. Yeah, this is why you have a citizenship yet She's dual citizens. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, I think they both are actually so like could you if you are an American

I always hear about other people having like a little citizenship So Jeff let's say that you as an American a very proud American. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you for your support Yeah, if you want to go get dual citizenship in Germany, could you do that? I know often hear about Americans doing I It I think it would have to be a situation like they're in where you would have to marry a German citizen and then work it out I don't know how easy it is. I know it took them a while to work it all out Yeah, but I've never honestly I've never met an American who has And then got dual citizenship somewhere else. Yeah, I think I think America they like it like if you You want to become a citizen somewhere else. They just like revoke an American citizenship typically

Right What about all of the people like all of nothing? What about people who like said they moved to Canada George Bush got elected again. What happened to those people? They are fucking very happy in the Saskatchewan right now They're speaking Canadian So you don't want to do it? I'm gonna say right now I'm gonna set out to get dual citizenship in some other country

Do you care which country? No, I'll take suggestions I know. Yeah. Something that not fucked up. Something that has food. I think it's going to be hard. I don't have to learn a new language.

I think it's probably going to be hard. You might be able to get something at the Cayman Island. It's like, you're like, you're right. Something at the IRS wouldn't flag me for. How about that? There's something in the Caribbean. Like Turks and Kicos or something fun like that. What if you're from Turks and Kicos, are you Turk?

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I love repeated humor. This is like we're in the ground. Hey, before we get away from Vegas, can we talk about that bar you and Jordan took me to? How badass was that bar we took you to? We should. So we went to this bar at the hotel. What was it called the hotel? It's called the mix the bar

No, it's called mix mix and it was on the 64th floor yep of this hotel Yep, and it's like a view of downtown Vegas. That's amazing or the strip on Vegas not downtown Vegas That was insane. I've got a photo of it It's just like and there's no one there. It's up for like some bachelor ed party. That looked very sad. One of them looked like a 40 year old Barbara, one of the girls in there.

That was Jeff saying, we keep looking at that woman, sub looking at that woman, I say, it's can't get over the fact. It looks like Barbara in like 30 years. Barbara's not 10, Barbara's 20. That's in 20 years. But yeah, it's really cool because at the top of that hotel, there's that bar, which is actually kind of the waiting area for a restaurant they have there, which is this awesome

restaurant called, I want to say it's called Mix as well. And it's like confusing at all. It's actually called Mix as well. Yeah, Mix as well. And the entire restaurant is white, like everything is white. The walls are white, the decorations are white, the tables are white, the place settings are white, except they have red glasses, like that's their water glasses red. What are they going to stand out for? What are the directors? Probably so you can see it.

What are the director labor, Dave? They can pull off. They just shut down. So that place is really cool. In general, Vegas is very fun. I mean, you have a lot of cool clubs and people are definitely there to have a good time. You don't find anybody in the corner sulking in Vegas typically. But I think I spent like 14 hours in Vegas

from wheels up to wheel or wheels down the wheels back up. It was awesome. I want to say I was there about nine hours. Yeah, about that. Because I want to go. Yo, yo, you went there. Jack went you went there and then had to go get to you. Yo, yo, yo, you went there, Jack, when you went there, I mean, I had to go back to you. I went back to E3. I, I, that was the worst. So I, I, I think I left the floor at about seven a.m. And actually, I called my girlfriend back in Austin

and just, I, apparently, I was super, super chipper because it was nine a.m. and she was going to work. And then I slept for two hours. And thankfully, she called me and made sure I woke up because there was no chance in hell I was gonna do it on my own and I sounded like death like in that two hours of that sleeping I sounded like death and then you slept for two hours in Vegas. In Vegas. Okay. My flight I was like 1140 so I went to bed at like 7 a.m. woke up at you know 10 a.m. and then what's the airport. What you want to talk about the taxi trip and how it's mysteriously longer from the airport? Yeah, what do I, did I talk to you about that?

Yeah, we talked about it. So the Mandalay Bay is like across the street from the airport. Yeah, this is the greatest magic trick ever pulled. And it's pulled on about 800 people a day. Go ahead. All right, so the Mandalay Bay is like, I mean, it's the closest you can get to the airport from, you know, from downtown or whatever. And somehow the taxi trip from the airport

takes about five times longer to get to your hotel that it does to get back to the airport. How much was your taxi ride? So here's the deal, when you land and you catch a cab from the airport to go to your hotel, gosh, you've done this before. It takes like 20 minutes and you go this back way around the strip.

But then when you go from back way around the strip. Yeah. But then when you go from the hotel to the airport, you literally go one block, turn at the tropicana and there's the airport. How was that? Yeah, why does the trip take three times as long to the hotel when you arrive? They know you're trying to get your money before you get to the casino floor. They're leaving, you don't have much left so they're fucking straight. They know you argue about the Yeah, at the end of the trip when you get there you're like, whoa Vegas I wish there's a stat to see how many people like just ditch their taxi at the airport leaving Vegas Like how many people don't have any money left me as wrong. Yeah, cuz you know There's not a lot of law enforcement at the airport to stop you or anything or in Las Vegas in general

Yeah, you don't want to pull in shenanigans and Vegas. No, see, there was a weird video a couple weeks ago I saw like some dude dressed up as Batman and Vegas getting into a fight with some other dude. They were doing like body slams in. Yeah. What was the other dude dressed up as a tourist? A redneck. Oh, okay. Did that man win?

No. No. Batman was like doing weird karate moves like very showy. And then the dude just wanted to fuck him up. Yeah, really? It was like, it was like the Bane episode. Yeah. You did, you did smash his back.

Yeah. And then he got back up and then one of those wobbly walker on things. It was awesome. You know, Bane is going to be in the new Christopher Nolan family, right? Yeah. You don't follow comics, all of them?

Oh, I know, I know what Bane is. I don't typically follow follow comics, but I know what Bane is. He was in Batman and Robin also right was That was like you can't hold that against the franchise. They're like they're like 30 villains in that movie too, right? There was a bunch. Yeah poison ivy and mr. Freeze and Bain Don't mr. Freeze and the redler and Joel Schumacher Joel Schumacher is the biggest

But I'm all right and nipples for some reason and their gaffer Biggest thing by far, right? And nipples for some reason. And their gaffer. That movie is is that the one where they are ice skating? Yeah. Yeah. There are so many wobbly icicles in that movie. And if you ever see them, they're like they're obviously like russ or something and they're all just like flapping around like someone hits a wall and everything shakes. Yeah. Also craft services was a big villain in that movie. Alicia Silverstone. She lost that battle very early on Forgot about that nice this like 1994 all over again. Yep. Good God

Anyway, we were out in Los Angeles 3-3 Which was fantastic like I had a lot of fun in E3 guys We you guys did a podcast last week during E3 while it was going on. What was the coolest thing that you guys saw? No the coolest thing from E3? No, they did the podcast on Monday. So they're like, you guys were talking while the press conferences were going on. We actually recorded like right before they started.

I think we wrapped up right when they, right when the press conference started. You texted them during the podcast. No, what I'm saying is exactly. They did a podcast while they were trying to see. So what have you seen since? They haven't even talked about it. I guess it was a pretty lackluster E3 all around. I thought I like to see the Halo 4 announcement and the

Halo anniversary edition battlefield 3 continues to look awesome. There was nothing surprising or new. I think yeah, I mean nothing really caught me off guard. The coolest thing might have been Mass Effect 3's connect voice recognition stuff. Yeah, the gunsmith thing I thought was kind of cool in the Gus Recon. The gunsmith thing? They were like customizing their gun. Oh, they gave you soft stuff with their hands. Yeah, I mean, that was kind of cool, I thought. It's like, it'd be cool for five minutes.

Yeah, I could do it faster on my controller, if I would work. Yeah, exactly. But PSV to look was like, woo. Yeah. Dude, dude, the watch is held. It's going to set on a shelf two weeks after you buy it. Did you watch the Sony press conference? The new one actually streaming. Yeah, yeah. dude, we're watching Hell that's gonna set on our shelf two weeks after you buy it. Did you watch the Sony press conference? The new one actually streaming?

Yeah, yeah. We watched them all. Man, when they announced AT&T exclusivity with the Vita, it was like, you were in the audience room? No, no, I was watching online. But, man, you never want that at a giant press conference, where you're trying to impress people, like, audible, size, and booze.

Hey, not to get away from E3, but did you read this morning that EA has pulled out of steam? Yeah, really crazy. Yeah. Whoa. Why wouldn't they? Why would you if you were going to have online distribution? Why would you put a retail layer in front of that where you have a retail partner to do it? You can handle their own distribution. Yeah, what an outside origin service. Yeah. So, you know, do you know how depressing that is to me? Well, they took the old origin name and now it's just a delivery method. So that's like the

legacy. Legacy. This was the studio that I played as a kid growing up with origin systems, which is an Austin, Texas Bay studio. And they made the ultimate series purchased by EA. So now apparently the origin.com, this is what they eventually did with it is now it's now a reach our delivery service for downloadable games. Richard Garriott's baby, right? Yeah, yeah. Richard Garriott, yeah. And so that's like, it's just weird light, something from my youth that was really important to me now ends up as just like a market place. Well, don't worry, I'm sure they're going to totally

disassociate it from the old origin. Yeah, but it's like that's what they're doing with like the like all the assets from that right? Yeah, yeah, like the domain and the trademark fit name origin. It's funny on the way back to Austin from LA from E3. I ended up sitting next to a guy from Retro. And we were talking about game studios and stuff and he actually he pointed out someone else on the plane who is the president of another game studio and we got to talking and we talked about just Austin development and how it's changed and really there's like two There were two classes of game developers in Austin There was the origin guys the Gary guys and then a guana remember the Turrock they made to rock and they did

The jam and they worked with the claim and then like those companies now kind of broken off But like ever you can always trace back people to those two companies. And it's not as like that much anymore, but it's kind of cool. They can literally track everything back to that. But now we've got, you know, now, Austin is a very like MMO heavy community for some reason.

Like we've got Star Wars, we've got Blizzard, has a call center here. I think Sony Online has some stuff. Yes, it's always here at DC Universe, online here. And so, you know, big THQ headquarters here. We love Austin, but Austin is definitely a secondary market for a lot of industries. Yeah.

And the video game industry is no exception to that. And so MMOs tend to be a very talent, heavy, you know, they drain talent pools pretty quickly because you need a lot of people to support them for a long time And so they they just go another market. So luckily Austin's here. It has a lot of ton of creative But that's the only thing about it. I never thought about it that way. Yeah, yeah And so they go into other markets to find stuff. I mean, I like they churn here so they don't cannibalize They're other cities or just gets like tough. I mean, you know

Did speaking of which did Blizzard announce anything in E3 or show anything in the three? No, typically they've kind of withdrawn to BlizzCon. It's what you do there announcements and stuff now. Firelands coming out pretty soon. Maybe next week they're saying, wow. I like that model. Are you out, are you out, are you out, completely? I'm totally out. Oh man, you like the model before you have your own event

and you announce your own stuff there? I do. I do. It's a great, this big glut thing. I mean, we were there. It is hard. We're asking you guys what you saw here back at the office I do. This is E3. This big glut thing. I mean, we were there. It is hard. We're asking you guys what you saw here back at the office because you have a better view

of it than we do. And we're there. Well, I mean, I wouldn't saw. I got an appointment to go check out darkness 2 and XCOM and a bio shock and do bio shock looks insane. They actually showed some behind closed doors gameplay stuff. That game looks amazing Rockstar have a presence there. I did not see them there. I was expecting them to announce GTA 5

Let me too. I was expecting something but man I thought the best thing I saw out of E3 now that I think about it was Sean 64's video What he's talking about it like I'd like to point out to you by the way that we Achievement Hunter couldn't get into e3 this year like we got We're not professional. We're no even though we've been for like fucking five years now or something and We you know jack got in through other means, but Because it's an it we're not professional enough to get in because we got to go with the actual term was But yeah, we applied for you three and they initially denied us Well achievement hunter got tonight and we got in get we've got it, but

That video Gus O'Link and the link dump from Sean 64 is great It's they had a thing one of the features there was you could jump There's a bouncy castle. It was someone's booth, right? Yeah, somebody's booth was that you could jump in a bounty castle with a hot chick And it's basically Sean watching dudes jump around with a hot chick in a bounty castle for like 30 seconds Then he goes only industry professionals very professional event. I was kind of shocked What was that booth for you said you saw it was it was like the outskirts of E3 It was one of those like Kintia Hall or something. No, I mean it was it was on the edge I think of the North Hall but or the South Hall

I forget what it was what it was just some smaller developer I think it was like if you jump in if you. I forget what it was. What it was, it was just some smaller developer. I think it was like, if you jump in the thing with the girl, you get like your name and a bin to draw out a prize. Yeah, I think I heard innovative. They were given away a 55 inch TV. Yeah. It's just like, what?

It's really, I don't know. It makes me think, we know years ago, got before Rooster Teeth, we used to talk about going to E3 and trying to get a booth where we just basically had an empty booth with velvet rope all around it and a couch. And a bodyguard at the door. Yeah, like a guard with a list.

And he would let us in to drink on the couch, but no one else. And you bottle the Jack Daniels. That's the, that's the Bethesda booth. Bethesda has it down, man. They literally have a door to get into their booth And it's like you could see all this cool shit behind it But it's like unless you have an appointment to get and you do not get into that booth

You actually I'm sorry go ahead. No, I just think we actually use that idea. Do you remember? What we use that for no the couch idea? No Remember for when they asked me to keynote South by Southwest. Oh right. Oh right. And so the stupid thing now they do for keynotes at events is they usually just have two people sitting there. They have one person interviewing the person. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. And so they had these couches there up on stage. And so I said, okay, instead of using that for an interview, I'll just do the speech. And then Gus and Jeff came up on stage and just sat there reading newspapers on stage while I was giving my keynote. They just sat there the entire time. That's all. What did you guys read? The Wall Street Journal. Yeah, it was Wall Street Journal. Nice. There's a chicken on pork belly futures, but Man E3 has returned to the spectacle it once was. I will say that. I saw more

booth babes there than I've seen at any commission ever. I liked your booth-bait video. Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's, God, man, it's funny how awkward guys are in public. Like, I made it a point anytime, like, I shot this video and so every time I wanted, like, it was going to shoot like a booth-bait. I'd be like, excuse me, do you mind if I shoot a video for my website and typically they're like, yeah, there's no problem. And afterwards, I always thank them. Like, thank you very much. I appreciate it. But you see these guys just walking up. He's not saying anything awkwardly, taking a photo, like looking down, taking another photo, and then walking away, not saying anything,

this is like, come on, really? This shows some form of respect. Yeah, how do you even see it the skirt from that angle? I don't even get it. It's a big way. That there was a freeze frame issue with our last video, by the way, that's it. You two kind of nuts.

How did you, buddy? What was the best thing you saw from, come from E3? Well, I primarily went to, I went after more for meetings, which are always fun. Yeah, that's the best. And then I was at the Microsoft Presumint, which really was very connective.

I'd say at the entire Microsoft Xbox Presumint, the only things that didn't mention Connect were Gears Award III featuring ICT, the Halo anniversary edition, and then the Halo 4 announcement at the end. C-A-D, right? Did C-A-D mention Connect? Maybe it was first, maybe I wasn't tracking it. That's the open this show with Modern Warfare 3.

Yeah, so Modern Warfare III didn't as well. Which looked great, by the way, I thought you wasn't like maybe I wasn't tracking it. That's the they opened the show with modern warfare. So modern warfare three. Yeah, didn't as well. Which looked great by the way. I thought you didn't like as it was another raft sequence you said, but I liked it. Yeah, I thought that was weird. I had the same thing about it. Like it seemed like the raft was also pivotal in the modern warfare two trailer. So it seemed weird for them to use it again in modern warfare three. It was kind of the same thing where the guys like on one side and you shift away to the other. Yeah, it looked very, very similar, but, I mean, yeah, like, it was kind of reminiscent of the, the very first modern warfare, the modern warfare one demo they did,

where you start in a helicopter, you end up on a boat, boat sinking up to jump off the boat. It was kind of like that, where you start underwater, and then you're on a sub, and then you're on a raft. I kind of like that they're moving,

you know, it's kind of like, different environments on the same level. That's, that's cool. When they come up out of the water, in that bit though, and you're in an American city that's getting bombed, yeah, it's pretty goddamn cool. Mad and seen that, yeah, that's a watch. You should definitely watch it. And listen, it's modern warfare, man, Call of Duty.

If you didn't broke, don't fix it. You know, I agree with that. They basically have two franchises running simultaneously, you know, for Call of Duty. Yeah. They have two separate ones. So what the hell? I mean, how many wings do they have in the 360 now? Well, all of them, because Call of Duty classic is on. So every, yeah, she says, that's gotta be like six,

six, I call duty. So Call of Duty, Call of Duty 2, Call of Duty 3, Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare, World at War, Modern Warfare 2 Black Ops. So that's seven. Does they have any of the other ones like the red line or no of those? Those are all original Xbox?

But so seven, call duty games. I wonder what's the franchise has the most games of the 360? I need for speed. Madden, the one of those yearly ones right? Need for speed puts out two games a year. Oh really? Yeah.

Yeah, Madden doesn't do that. Speed and need for speed. I want the EA press conference and need for speed. The run looks awesome. It's weird that you can get out of the car now That's the one you can but it's all scripted stuff. It looks like a quick time event. Yeah, I'm like quick time events But I mean like yeah, but it's a fucking car racing But the whole idea is like a can of all runs hours like you're going from San Francisco to New York City and the demo

They showed was it was like a race like a typical race and then all of a sudden like the mom is also chasing you for some reason of course And like this car gets teabone the guy falls out of the car is being shot at he's running cop show up He beats the shit out of a cop takes the cop car finishes the race in a cop car It was like holy shit. I will say it was awesome I don't know that care about getting out of the car But the idea of a cannonball run or gunball rally type thing in a racing game Is a really fucking cool. Yeah, when you said cannonball run you had me sold Okay, I mean like the demo was like wow and it's fair. It's a it's black box

So those the guys up Vancouver it's not the criteria guys, but it looked very reminiscent of like a what was a hopper suit? Yeah, like it was a very good. I'm so LATJVIS Lot via you remember that? Jackass bit. Yeah, I'm all right. God that seems like so much fun. Yeah, so L-A-T-J-V-I-S. Lot via. You remember that? Jackass bit. Yeah. Come on, only like, God, that seems like so much fun. We should do that. We should.

Yes, very much. I think that's the second time. I can free it some space. How's your driving record? It's good right now. How much pretty good do I can take a couple of tickets? Yeah. They can slow me down.

Joel couldn't. No, Joel could not. Joel could not. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no canceled it, well, we knew you were gonna be furious. Bernie and I had him have convinced to go to Vegas that we can't. Yeah. We're this close to getting him to go out on a Friday night. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Now, I will admit Joel had something come up, but it was something where it's like,

you have something coming soon. It wasn't, it's gotta be during Vegas. It's like, it will come up soon. It could have been two weeks from the day, or it could have been like the days we were in Vegas. And it was probably something that he could have done. I, it's still hasn't come up, by It could have been two weeks from the day or it could have been like the days we were in Vegas. And it was probably something that he could still hasn't come up. By the way, thank you. You know what? He's dedicated. He does. He wants to be a better one. I told him I understand. I told him. But he's the most pessimistic guy on the planet Earth. He is not going to be happy until the meteor is heading towards Earth and you can

see it in the sky. He'll point at it. go see, I told you, he'll smile in the wall. We're not replaced meter with financial crisis. Find a club out there. That's essentially the same metaphor. The meteor will be made of like a flaming fiat currency. It'll be made of gold. I knew it. Made of gold.

This is a new thing for Joel, though. Joel was, I had discussions with Joel four years ago, but unsustainable growth. He goes, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, it's all numbers, it's good, it's all fine, it's all fine. Then he flipped one day, and so it's all terrible. Every time I walk in to his office now, I hear like some weird financial podcasts, it sounds like it's run by Alex Jones,

where it's like someone yelling about end of America, end of America, all that stuff. No, there is an end of America, the podcast, I think it's what it's called. He tried to make me watch it one time and then we heard on Jeff was listening to Howard Stern we heard an advertisement for it and it was Alex Jones doing the advertisement for the website Joel is trying to get the best funny. Yeah, part about that too that advertisement and how you know they're credible is They have to change the website like every two weeks

So it'll be like end of America 13 and then it'll be end of America 21 and then it'll be end of America 19 so I wonder like are they what are they running from there are they just they just like trying to outpace the cease-and-dissist orders they might like we have you got any other side of the alumni trying to shut them down like have you got any other sides it might be a tracking thing it might where they like put different URLs and different ads like to see that's possible which is a business people stop buying end of America 13 so they got to get the sequel into the America so I got to buy into America 30s what you're saying

you're not called that's your right on a unrelated note reversible season nine began yesterday yeah we're like 40 minutes into the podcast is still fresh so yeah so we started to be launched the new season of RVV yesterday and everyone gave us very positive feedback I was glad to hear that. Yeah, it's just for the servers. Yeah, people, we will seem to get, yeah, the servers were screaming and melting. Four or four servers. Gus, how are you feeling? We had a brief, but what was the server?

We had a load balancer, right? Yeah, on, on, we know, the episode launched on Tuesday and then Monday night Adam was running some benchmarks and was like, you know, I think that load balancer might not, might be the source of a lot running some benchmarks and was like, you know, I think that load balancer might not might be the source of a lot of Problem so I was like really? I was like, we've had that about load balancer for years. It's always worth fine He goes, how much have you grown since you've got that load balancer? It's like, oh, I guess it's a good point I lean tech guy. Oh, gross Wait, so what exactly is a load balancer? It's when you you know, we have several web server So when you hit the website you can hit any one of these web servers and load balancers

who sits in front of them and directs you to a web server. So basically we have four computers at five. Five computers. I'll pretty much pump out the exact same thing. Right. And then they split up the traffic. Right. The bottleneck is at the load balancer.

And you can only handle, we found out the exact number. You can only handle X number of requests a second before it. It just shuts down. Yeah. And I'm fucking explaining. Got you. Got you just shuts down. Yeah, I'm fucking explaining. Oh! Got it. So we're replacing it before next release.

Okay. So next year or next episode? Next episode? Well hopefully we'll have the next release next week. Okay. Not next year. Well, I wasn't sure if you're going to be able to do it. It's pretty much already replaced, right?

Or no, you didn't have to, by the time it was all set. Yeah, yeah. It's, we have a replacement. In, in place, we just need to turn it on. Yeah. Yeah. But congratulations, Bernie, on a new season. Thank you. You guys, I don't want to make you think that I don't appreciate

what you do. It's I appreciate the fact that you can keep these machines running and serve all the content we do. If you ever do well, thank you for it. You know, you'll think Adam for it. Last night I was sitting at home and my wife was browsing the RISTEAST website. She turns to me and goes, well, the website's been acting

a lot better lately. What changed? We hired Adam. She's like, oh, I did a great I think it's a great job. Thanks. It was like that. Thanks. Yeah, so it's, I think that people got, especially what we're going for in the first episode, the trailer that we put out was obviously very CG heavy. And so people thought the whole season might have been CG and we had a couple of mission of shots. And then the

first episode was entirely entirely machinima with just hint of the CG to come. Best comment I saw was somebody said that it was triple distilled nostalgia. What thought that was kind of cool. Oh yeah it was like people got that we were going back for like classic the blood gold stuff because they're but they're back in bloodbulch in the two bases. I also got a comment to somebody said I love that they've they screwed with blood gold so much that they put the people in the opposite bases. I don't know what it is about the reach. It's so confusing. Blood gold, where it looks backwards, but it's not, but it's one of those

serendipitous things where it just adds to the kind of confusion of that that blood gold to world now. We, when we first went out to Bungie last year, you and I had to make that commercial for, I guess, just for Bungie Day, right? I remember the first hour, you and I could not wrap our heads around the geography of that place. And you were like, am I crazy?

Am I crazy? What's going on here? Yeah, this is Rick Baser. This is, yeah, it was, it was, it was, it's befuddling. And we thought it was us just because we had spent hours, hours. Many years. Yeah. In blood years. Yeah.

In blood goals. And so we knew the whole blood goal to map backwards and forwards. And somehow there's something about the way it's presented that it seems backwards. Yeah. I felt the same thing like when the blues are up on the cliff talking, looking at it, I was like, I think on the left side now, we're down the right before. It was just like, no, it just feels different. But that cliff is the way that you can tell.

Yeah. Because that cliff where they were standing in episode one of the very first red versus blue, that's the same clip. That clip does not exist over blue bass. There's nothing like that. Yeah, so when are you going to re-re-remaster? Reverses blue. Why would you even say that? Why would you even say that? This is the time to set the record straight. Exactly. I'm giving you the opportunity to set the record straight.

Ever since they announced Halo University, we've been getting bombardedarded with questions of are we going to re-remaster seasons one through five and that question is no we are not and if we were going to do that we would have started doing that when when blood gulps came out and reach because I mean absolutely and if we were going to do that how much would you pay for such a product now we have no plans yet the reason why we remastered to begin with was... You know, there's anyone announced of Blood Gulch is one of those seven maps, right? What? I don't know anything about it. You have to hope so, but...

I don't know anything about it. Well, Blood Gulch is in reach. I mean, it's... Yeah, yeah, it's in reach. Yeah. What are your favorite maps from Halo? Like, in the 7, what would you like to see? Well, I like Blood Gulch, but it's starting to reach. I guess I'd like to see? Well, I like blood gold, but it's starting to reach. I guess I'd like to see wizard. Yeah. I probably would like to see. I'd like to see Chiron when I was a kid.

I see, I love Chiron. I know people get confused by that map. Yeah, I can do not get confused by that map. It's awesome. I mean, I really, I go through teleporter, I don't know where I'm going. I always think of Sarge jumping through the one and teleporter and then coming out the other side.

I've never had more fun. I you know blood goaches an amazing map but I like Tangum High so much. Yeah but they should hang them high. I mean they've redone Tangum High. Yeah they did. Yeah and in yellow too. I think. And I'm pretty sure somebody made a very good forge version of hangum high. Anyway I'd like to see the I don't remember the name of the level but it was the water power plant that you went to. What's Yeah, yeah, that map and then long It was another one too long. Oh, yeah long. It was a good one. Yeah, that's where we first encounter Wyoming, right? It's all of my memories like it's a reverse blue related pretty much be a good achievement hunter story or video that you could do is

Just the most what's the most popular map of all time across all video games? Yeah, oh man I've my guess it would be dust from Counter Strike video games. Yeah, oh man. I'm I guess it would be dust from the power strike. Yeah, maybe everybody knows that map. It's interesting. I haven't played Duke Nukem since any, you know, other people played Duke Nukem in like the mid 90s. Yeah. And Jack was playing it yesterday and he popped in a multiplayer match because he was capturing footage to this is. And I walked over to his desk and I instantly recognized the map he was playing. It was a really fucking movie theater paintball map or whatever You see it in the end really like oh yeah, yeah, it takes a second. I was like oh shit. I'm I'm playing this I remember where everything was it's which weird how that happens

Did anyone play a lot of doom to or doom or doom to at all like multiplayer? I play doom and doom to yeah sure do you remember do I go five do I go five? Is it do I go with you? Dw a NGO do I go as an aim of a a like a dial up service that you could pay for to play online Uh-huh, but they had map packs numbers dwango five dot wide that was that was the math that we always play yeah It's a custom map. Most you are gonna know it. Yeah I mean I I assume it was pretty popular. There's bound to be someone listening to this podcast that has played dwango five I say counter strike was right accustomed game essentially when it started Yeah, I think of unreal tournament a lot when I think of maps just played Dwayne Goufive. I say that counter strike was right. A custom game, essentially, when it started.

I think of Unreal Tournament a lot when I think of maps. I was going to say that. Like, facing worlds, you know, we split all of the sudden. That's exactly what I was thinking. So it was two towers. Yep. And then the bridges that would go out, and then the peak and then go back down.

So you had to hit somebody before they hit the top. And that other one we used to play CTF on all the time, like the three of us, was that kind of underground like it was almost like a like a what's the word I'm looking for like tubes or something underground yeah you know I'm talking about like there's mom and skinny and it had like was water and shit and that might have been was there an underground portion of facing world no I don't think so no it's like a lot of pipes and you know I kind of remember that yeah Gus and I used to play rogue spear we used to play streets. Oh my god streets and the museum level We're I remember the museum level the two big one, but streets was definitely the one we played all the time

I got a hemorrhoid playing that game He always tells his story you know the least bit embarrassed about that man that hurt That's how did I am at that game Man, we were just I mean that's just a testament to how many hours I would just sit there playing that fucking game on a cement floor We played that for we played that demo of soldier of fortune way too much the one with the roof top level Oh, yeah, I was soldier fortune two Yeah, what was it called infiltration mode? I I'll see that fucking roof in my sleep though. Every now and then I go back and post that interview I did with my wife because I was supposed to review the game,

but I was playing the game so much I just said, hey, you've seen me play this game so much I'm just gonna interview you about the game and she had to explain what the game was like from her perspective. The best is her explanation of GG man. She knows why everyone says GG at the end of a game. She thought it was a gank the thing. Yeah, like take that G. So I just got a text and I told her in the text I said I'm gonna talk about this in the podcast. So we bought a coffee maker at home because I don't want her spending five dollars a day on Starbucks anymore. I'm pretty much done with that. There's nothing worse than like a single digit credit card charge. Is he in that at the end of the month?

Like Starbucks, they should be smarter than that. They should let those things build up and then there's like batch of mall at the end of the month. So then it's like 30 bucks and then you're like, okay, 30 bucks, that makes sense. That's a normal credit card charge. Five bucks, that's not normal credit card charge. Anyway, so she's using coffee maker this morning.

She writes to me, what am, so she's using coffee maker this morning. She writes to me What am I doing wrong with this coffee maker? I put coffee in where it's supposed to go Then I filled up the metal pot and hit brew now, but after 15 minutes the pot is still sitting there with water in it I've done that so many times She brewing so bad She's brewing air into the water It's done at the coffee maker probably broke in Yeah, the key to the element probably fucking burned itself out.

I said, you need to pour it in the back. She says, oops, I said, open the top, pour it in the back. There's a space behind the filter we can pour water in. Oh, God. I hope it wasn't hot when she poured it in. Oh, God, she might kill herself. So I said, I'm missing the podcast. She goes, listen, that is not fair.

I have never made coffee before. How would I know? Don't you dare speak about this. So what should you dare speak about this? So I'm not speaking dare speak about this. So, I'm not speaking about this. She'll be upset when she hears this portion of the podcast. I think she never listens to the podcast. How do you feel about that? Are you ever like, would you, do you want to listen to our podcast? She's like, no thanks, I got how it's done. He's much funnier than you are sweetie.

No, my wife doesn't want, I mean, she has a clean line of separation. Yeah, no. And that's good. I think that helps. Healthy. But since we're on the topic of Unreal Tournament and Wives, I started following Cliffee B recently. I did too. The real Cliffee B on Twitter.

And he just got engaged. Oh, did? Yeah. So congratulations to Cliffee B, the fucking dickhead. Yeah, no kidding. Did you see the girl like that engaged? Yeah, that fucking bikini it. Yeah. So congratulations to Clifford V. the fucking dickhead. Yeah. Did you see the girl like that? Yeah. That fucking bikini photo?

Congratulations. Congratulations. Oh no, you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said Cliffy yeah, she gradually married she'd finally let herself go. Yeah Twitter Jack showed me a website yesterday where that you can like sort by the people that are following you on Twitter Oh, right. Yeah, and to see like other people that have a lot of Twitter followers who are following you Yeah, you know who's following me. I'm very excited about who's following you a fashion police Really? Yeah, why would they be following you bought new pants? I guess so yeah They were gonna have something to tweet about that. I was a Barney's and they were all over it. Yeah, no e-fashion police I don't know if it's a good like they're like hey check out these got fashion or

Ooh look at that guy. What did you what do you think you possibly could? No clue couldn't couldn't imagine they must have typoed something in must have yeah Sam concerned because I'm followed by restaurants They must have typoed something. It must have, yeah. It's empty turn cause I'm followed by restaurants. All of my partner. Burger master and salt. I'll follow that to you.

And Hat Creek follows me. Hat Creek burgers. Hey, I take my wife to Hat Creek. I finally got her to go up there to the Hat Creek is one of these trailer restaurants in Austin, where they started a trailer, they get super popular, and then they buy their own space. It's a cool model now in Austin. In fact, one of the cool things we're seeing now is this has been going on so long when so many restaurants have been successful at it that now the trailers are going back into

the market. It's used, you can buy like the old bus. What was it, the 38 bus? Number 19. Number 19. Number 19 bus. Why didn't double that? This is where it came out with 30 amps.

What do you work for the airlines? I use car. And then you buy the number 19 bus and now you can start your own restaurant because they've were they successful or they just die out? Well they didn't were successful. They had the business ended though right? Did it?

They're selling the bus and I don't think they had a they don't have a physical location. I don't know but they had something going on at that location in the West Bay. You went to hop dotty this weekend. I did. I've been talking it up so much you finally went. Yeah, not because you mentioned that. I'm sure not. I'm sure. I'm sure. You would never give me your sponsor credit for that. But Hopdadi's probably the best burger in Austin. I disagree. It's good burger. I wouldn't say it's the best. I don't like anything

in the pizza with casino. But it was good. It was really good. Cheers got great burgers. It was worth the 35 minutes I had to stand in line to get it to literally. It was a good one. It was a good one. It's awesome. Or we should go there at like three in the afternoon. That's true. I'm going to hop down if you want today. I'll put my fucking money where my mouth is. Let's go to hop. Today. Well, that horse goes. We'll see how fast horse goes today, but I'm in. I didn't say I'd go with you guys. It's good. It's good, good burger. All right, sure. Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. All right, plan. OK, now that we're talking about that, can we get back to Cliffey Beesfield? Yeah, that can.

We've pleased you're the conversation back in that direction, somehow or some way, because there's a lot more pictures in this gallery. What do you think she's doing right now? What do you think she's doing? Make sure you send me that, you know, for the link dump. Yeah. Yeah. Well, like a director Look at this. This is even the worst thing here. Look at this this picture If see I didn't even notice it's the first 40 times I look at this photo

He's got a copyright clifped blizzings. Oh That's fucking funny Probably fuck you to everybody look at the picture. Is he probably should have put it right over there? Giving copyright tattoos. Yeah, you should like Freightened paneler. It's on her foot like a like the bottom of a GI Joe character. Get an end user license agreement tattooed on her. We should we actually should have

might have come on the podcast next time we're in somewhere. We're pretty interesting. You were like North Carolina or something. He's got he's probably busy right now with gears, but no, no, no, no, no. They got to promote that. We're busy.

We got RVV. What do you try to say? That's true. Yeah, you got RVV. Working so hard. I just see a little bit. Yeah. Oh man.

So speaking of assholes, I hate Brandon. Who's the happy guy? I hate the asshole we've been. It's certainly about Cliffey B. Nothing crowbar'd in there. Yeah. No, I was referring to Jeff. But so Brandon went on this tirade last week about me opening the gate.

Oh yeah. I don't know if those are going to be retaliated. So let me just say, okay, so I have a big thing. I'm very cautious about presentation. That's my big thing. Bernie, I think you respect this too. And it shows from your outfit. Clearly. Presentation is from a business sets.

Okay. You're in a barbecue t-shirt and khaki shorts. Okay. Okay, cargo shorts right now. What? This isn't nothing to do with. Come on. Okay. Okay, you're in a barbecue t-shirt and khaki shorts Cargo shorts right now what? Nothing to do come on come on that his presentation no the business I'm trying to record your company here. You haven't even taken the fucking price tag A female press

Who's the most famous feature of female breasts? That's the most interesting. And it's got two boobs. No, the Australian's gave me this. Yeah, anyway, so presentation, right? I will take a picture of Jack, so you can see how much he cares about presentation. Anyway, on with the story. I'm talking about presentation of your company, asshole. All right, so, anyone, was I the asshole he uses the same question?

Yeah, we're getting him out. So, anyway, so the gate. The gate is a huge thing because the gate is the first, literally the first thing someone driving to our company will see, right? I don't guess. Okay, you pull up, the first thing you're gonna see is the gate, correct.

Say you are someone who's coming to our company. Say Cliffy B is coming to visit our company. Listen, listen, well, fuck Cliffy B. Cliffy B's fiance is coming to the company. Oh right, so Cliffy B's fiance and Coco are coming to our company. Listen, listen, listen, fuck if you be, couldn't be Svianze is coming to the company. Oh right, keep us busy. Svianze and Coco are coming to the company. So I see drives a white Rolls Royce. Yeah, pretty cool. Nice. Anyway, so they pull up. The first thing they see is a half closed gate. That looks like no one gives a shit. And that's what that bugs the hell out of me. That always bugs that. like when trash cans sit out there for two weeks And just like no one bothers to grab them. It's like fucking pull in the trash cans have some respect in your company

Have some pride in your company open the fucking gate You know all the way it takes five seconds to open the fuck ah open fucking gate Do you know the reason that the gate is half closed? What why because it upsets you? I know it's It's a whole circular thing But they're making the company look bad to upset me. It's fine Every time the UPS guy drives up he's like What a ramshack I

Mean the fucking yeah, I'd agree with you if we were a public facing store for our company You know do you think clivey be tried to come to our office one day was like the gate half open I'm going back to new it's just look shitty though. It looks so shitty You This one day was like the gates half open or I'm going back to new It looks shitty though. It looks so shitty You The mailman clucks his tongue as he puts our mail box every day It's FedEx guy must hate our game. It's all about presentation man It's all about what what is your company look like to the outside facing world and it looks here Visit rickety.com to find out what our company looks like

Jack Daniels sign above your desk and yeah What's your point? What here's your underpants? That's a decoration for the fucking office It looks cool. It's happening to tail. He's right. You hurt my ears, but here's what I don't understand Just a few weeks ago. Didn't we talk about in the podcast that Jack doesn't bring in the trash can that does that Jack doesn't open the gate No, no, we talked about Jack opens the gate. Yes, I'm the fucker who opens the gate every time Okay, I speak in the speed of which we said no more fucking pride our secret recording and I'm fairly with secret recording Does bug did you not see the podcast last week? No, no? No, no, it recorded me secretly opening the gate when they have closed and they're

I got news for you if you're worried about the gate and the presentation thing It's only half closed for about 15 minutes a day. And that's at about 9.50, either Gus or Jeff or Carrie or Brandon or somebody in the company runs out and shuts the gate half way. And then we all stand by the door and watch you come in. And then you open it and then it's open again. Well, I hope that's the case. Could I just pay to have that goddamn automatic gate open?

No, sure. We haven't done it since the... No, it's no one's touching. Since the gate opener does... It's not the whole one. The automatic gate opener does a fine enough job of not opening the gate The gate dudes were here yesterday they're here every day They may as well just fucking have a satellite office out here in the gate

The me is going to set up a fucking booth and open the game We try I don't know what the fuck we paid them for because the date doesn't open. What is the story with that? Why does that fucking thing work? It's been, what, three weeks now since we installed it? I don't know. The story I heard was the guy was like, yeah, we'll do it we can, but it's really, it's not us. It's really just a shitty gate.

So that does it, basically. A shitty gate, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, why didn't you tell us that before you put the goddamn thing in? Well, I'll see, well, they'll get sick of coming out of here and fixing the, fixing the opener. I'm sure. I'm getting brained out of here and forget this. I'm forgetting this guy.

Brain-fired with just this guy. Anyway. Just take of opening a kit. So I guess I'm the guy now who has taken the trash every week and you know. I took the trash week last week. Oh you're an E3. I guess I'm a Tory. I said it in this week. I forced Joel to help me take this one.

I got rid of this. I got rid of this. Oh fuck yeah, I saw that. I saw the dumpster outside. There's now a dumpster. Yeah, we have a dumpster. God thank God. Matt Hohen.

Matt Hohen. Matt Hohen. Matt Hohen, the armchair socialist. don't have that we didn't get that fucking dumpster to begin with Day one. Yeah, because they didn't have a recycling option It's true and now and guess what after 20 minutes of searching We found out we find a place where we get a dumpster that does also have recycling is it also Matt's fault that the The trash can in the kitchen has an opening the size of a coffee cup It's not a trash can that the kitchen has an opening the size of a coffee cup. You know, it's not a trash can. It's a fucking laundry bed.

Griffin and I went to IKEA when we first moved into this office and we saw that can and we're like, oh, that would be great, but the whole is too small. We'll get an actual trash can and then Brandon or someone went the next day and bought that exact same can we look at. The fucking lid off if you don't like it. Yeah, but the lid's all fucking gross and just like the lid just gets gross and covered in coffee and shit. Take the lid off permanently. listen. I care about presentation I Can Jimmy Fallon or Clifty beer whoever to throw away their drink. Oh, no, obviously be in our office

Don't they can get fast the gate? And I don't want them to see a dirty a dirty trash can don't worry right now It's actually a bag of trash sitting next to the trash can. There's literally another bag of trash on the ground next to the trash can. It's also a bag of trash on the desk Ben's been sitting at since he's been here. Do you see every day when he leaves? There's like a collection of drink containers around his desk where he sits. The spin-offs in the podcast.

I don't know if I know. Okay. I've been. You might hear a story. I don't know. No, okay. I've been You might hear the door No, everyone should do the grossest thing that vended. We talked about this yet I don't know okay, so we ordered pizza for the office and Brought all the boxes and I think that now it's like seven boxes of pizza seems like to feed all the jackasses here We're gonna do like night 19 people in too many about'm gonna get insurance for 21 about 14 too many with insurance or 21 in the office now 16 to my boss donuts for the officer there

I have to buy two dozen. Let's fucked up anyway We used to buy a dozen donuts in the beat office and to be too many people away. Yeah I know The answers are vultures too, so they are actually Chris Christie Two dozen donuts by himself, so you don't like the guys upstairs because they eat? No, many reasons that's one of the reasons so what happened with the pizza box? I haven't heard chick-a-lay Okay, so we have these boxes of pizza sitting out on our kitchen table, right?

Or wait, what is that area in there called break room? Sure. I Love this. I don't know how many employees we have. What are the parts of the nowhere, Cop? A great round of rooms. I don't like it by finger on the pulse. It's the food and the X. But the pizza box is on the table. And somebody goes to open, I can get another slice. And Ben, who I guess is now a lifelong bachelor and orders pizza for himself every night. He's, by the way, but to be fair to Ben, he's moved up from Coke Zero and Brownies as his soul sustenance. The first now there's vegetables and pizza. The first time it's not a joke. The first time he came to visit us, he's moved up from Coke Zero and Brownies as his soul sustenance.

The first time there's vegetables in pizza. The first time, it's not a joke. The first time he came to visit us, he ate brownies. That's all the iminins. That's all the kiddie. He would eat brownies at work all day and then go home and eat iminins at my house. You know what, he says smart, you know, we heard him when he was 15 years old to be. He would have developed a performance.

And it makes me just want to see brownies and hopefully I don't know. It's brownie creativity. old to be, who have to fail a performance. It makes me just want to see Brownies and hopefully that'll help. But so somebody opens up this box to pizza and there's a full pizza with one piece missing except the piece isn't missing. There's a couple bites taken out of it and then it's placed back on top of the other pizza like a plate. He used the pizza as a plate. It was one of the most disgusting things I had ever seen. Did he just like rub his junk on it to claim it? It's like this in mine. I don't know.

He sprayed it or something. It was awful. It was really terrible. Everyone at the table couldn't eat. And if you know something fucked up, if you're grossing out the dude to work here, you can put it back. Come on. Let's keep it under control. Oh my god

That was pretty horrible. That was pretty horrible. Oh, hey look you just Join us partly the assholes Brandon has joined his brain and once you jump on that mic over there with Jeff Hey, what's up? Hey guy? Hey, can I say I like you friend? All right, I think you're I think you're nice guy. What is wrong with fucking gate? What is wrong with it? What is it not working? Working for four weeks. Was it working this morning? I don't know I came in and it was open So yes, it's working. But what is the problem? Why are the guys out here every other day circuits? Like why were they here yesterday? Circus. Yeah, sir. It's a building a fucking robot Yeah, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, They might replace it That's a problem with the fucking stick my board I thought the problem was that the kips in the gate was shitty now are they changing the story and it's circuits

It seems that way if there's circuit boards in our gate. Can we just have Adam fix it? So I know you see the website yesterday probably not That was a master deflection. I mean, that was like, when you brought me that talk about the game, hey, remember when we launched the game? That's a fucking word. That was awesome. It's like the gate to our website. I want you, Jack and Brandon.

I want you to hash this out because Jack was talking shit. Brandon, Brandon, see, look at Jack here. Jack says he's all about presentation. And so, look at that. It's up right in him. So he says that he's upset because the gate is only ever half open and he has to Now because I'm fucking robot does it for us. Yeah, you're complaining about shit that happened in the past. Yes I got to talk shit because it is

Step it up and actually talking isn't it time to move on with our lives fuck you You know Was a bad guy you want to talk about you playing about him too? What's like when you're just gonna live in the past But but let's be honest Hitler's beyond say What's he I know I know I don't know this is something I never understood Why do both gates need to be open like why is it the worst thing in the world? Well, it's true when you go to Disney world and you see half the gates are shut down

You have to go through one side. That's true. Whatever. It's no big deal. So guys, whatever that side's closed. Are you comparing our company to Disney? I'm comparing our company to a fucking company. Yeah, let's just see where this goes.

That's what it's going to be. So Disney World, like the ultimate company that you would compare all other companies to? As far as presentation, it's up there. I mean, they push show more than any other company out there. They push show, they push presentation more than any company out there. They push show. I like that. I'm gonna use that. I'm pushing show.

But, I don't know, something about it. If you go to a company and half the doors are closed for no fucking reason at all, why? Like that's dumb. Oh my god. So you can get into a company where half of the like front, like the front door and the side door are just like just a jar. That's the same thing to you as a front gate. What?

I don't know how to say this. If people pay 120 bucks a head to come in here every day, that's good. Oh, I'll come in. That's how much the tickets are now, right? I think yeah, we just went there with my family. I just didn't go there with Millie because it was like, gonna be like 400 bucks for the three of us together. Yeah, when we shot that coasting short, you know, when Joel and I were out there.

Seriously? Seriously. Well, we were gonna go for two hours. I wasn't gonna pay 400 dollars to go for two hours. That's two parents' pants. There you go. Thank you for that. I mean, because we had finished an event.

We finished up at Sunday night at 6 p.m. and an event. So we were gonna run over there for like two hours. I don't want you to take this personally. You're a terrible father. Thank you. Thank you very much. Hey, hey, I took her to fucking Disney princesses on ice to make up for it. I'm a good dad. Yeah, that was a funny weekend because you went to Disney princesses on ice. What did I do with my kids at weekend? You went to jousting. Yeah, yeah. You went to jousting. We had two very different weekends that week. Yeah. I went to Richard Garri at his place He's got that castle. Yeah, I'm on the lake and so we went down there

He has a he's a freaking jousting tournament with dudes on horses hitting each other with big lances And I got to see some poor dude struggle to lift fat area loafers How can you be fed me a professional? I say a great question. There were a lot of chicks that weren't jacked Aaron said a question to me. How can you be fed me a professional? I said would you know? I do not know. She's not pushing enough show All I know is Jack would not have been happy with the presentation It's weird in Disney if you're fat. Usually means you're supposed to be the bad guy What's that if you're fat in Disney usually means you supposed to be the bad guy. No, it? If you're fat and Disney, usually means you're supposed to be the bad guy. That is true. It's fun.

It's fun. Ugly people and foreigners are usually bad. Now they kind of have moved that originally the fat person is now the funny friend sidekick, right? Like the one that's sad. Like the bright man. Which is not a Disney production book.

That chick stole the show, man. Did you see? Yeah. I saw that movie. Did you like it? Yeah, it was fucking funny. The best part of that movie is, I it got it's fucking funny the best part of that movie is uh christian we get time to play oh god the woman next to her that is my wife on

every plane don't spoil it for me oh that's it the woman next to her is awesome just season nervous to fly and trust me when I say that's exactly the experience of flying with my wife every single time my wife is the woman who when when we're taking off, she's screaming. The worst thing she ever did was, you know, you just hit little pockets where you get those moments of like, oh, like it looks like it feels. Yeah, kind of, it's almost like a feeling of weightlessness in a way. Like, you're at the top of the parabola or something. You drop in a little bit.

And when you feel that when you're taking off, most of you go, whoa, my wife screams to the entire cabin, oh my God, we're not gaining out. It's gonna crash She literally screamed that out on an airplane. She freaked everybody out. Was that pre or post 9-11? That was post 9-11. I guess I've been married my wife before 9-11 We're married 11 years this year. Congratulations. My wife and I Thank you. I'm gonna to take Twitter photos every tomorrow. So yeah, so I guess it could have been either way. I don't know.

It was very early in our relationship, though. We took a trip to Hawaii right after we got engaged. And I think it might have been on that trip that she did it. So it would have been pre. That would have been pre. Yeah, pre 9.11. Why do you think they'd stop the plane and throw her off? Yeah, they're less forgiving about that kind of stuff.

Yeah, they're much less forgiving. We had a guest in the podcast recently where we missed the opportunity to tell a very ridiculous travel story where she turned a plane around on the tarmac. Oh yeah. Or I mean, he or she, certainly.

On the tarmac. On the tarmac. And made it go back to the gate. I think if somebody did that, and I was on a plane and they made it go back to the gate so they could get off because they were too scared to fly, I think I would I would trip that person going down the aisle at least. This person was not DSK by the way. What's that? The Dominic con guy, the alleged hotel ripus, the head of the IMF. That's how they call it. What? He made them turn the plane around to get a cell phone that he forgot

and that's how the cops caught him oh really Yeah, I thought the cops made the plane turn around. I didn't realize no No, no he made the plane wait and then he like raised raised a big stink had them stop on the tarmac so that the hotel could deliver his cell phone to him and Then the cops alerted film hey guys. I read Reddit all day So if you're gonna talk about actual current events you need to film me and I'm what the fuck you're talking about. What is this the head of the IMF allegedly raped a hotel made like a month ago It was a huge deal. I'm having some reason I'm thinking terrorist cell or something like that International monetary fund. It's a corporate terror cell. Yeah, yeah

So they they brought him back because he he was going back to get a cell phone that he lost. Yeah, yeah, he made the plane turn around to get a cell phone. He had seven cell phones and he left one of them at the scene of the crime. So then when he realized doing was on the plane that he had forgotten his cell phone. So he called the hotel, stopped the plane, the cops found out that he had stopped the plane. They said, we'll take the phone. Just tell him, we'll bring the phone. Tell them you'll bring the phone to him. And then they showed up with showed up with the phone was like here's a phone in handcuffs. Well, why don't you bring brother bringing the phone? Like I don't know if they physically did the phone presentation guys So Brandon put off a jama's yesterday to go get free food it is true. I think that was pretty funny

How old are you Brandon? Like 16, 17, something like that? I am 25. Who went into this? It was Chris Carey and myself and our intern. It was Chris Carey our intern Tyler and myself. So what the fuck happened? Why did you do this and where did you go?

All right, well, I just wait a little bit. So here's my perspective on it. I come out of my office, it's like 7 p.m. They're working late. The entire upstairs production office is in pajamas. What the fuck, and I just walked in, and they said, we're leaving. I go, are you gonna shoot and brands say,

no, what are you gonna go do? Get free food from Chick-fil-A. That's not a rational explanation though. And you go to Chick-fil-A. I got this explanation yesterday because Chris brought extra pajamas just in case anybody needed them and they were offering me pajamas. If you go to Chick-fil-A between five, by the way we are not sponsored by Chick-fil-A, I should put that out. If you go between five PM and eight PM on a Tuesday and you wear pajamas, you can have

free breakfast for dinner. Yeah, and Chris sends me a slick deal link every day. Like you were the fuckers. You motherfuckers and that slick deal. It's a deal. It's slick deals and it's also a Chipotle one by one for two. You'll, you'll put that printer toner that showed up. I mean, entire boxes like written in Chinese.

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biscuit with a. So what did you eat for your real dinner after you finished that? Oh, that was it, baby. Brownie dinner. That's brain inner. That's a great point out over here. 3.0. He's working on new branded. I didn't pay for dinner last night. That was a good feeling. You should be very careful what you throw away up there because there was a stupid sub shop calendar that they had up there. And I kept seeing the calendar. I kept trying to throw the calendar away and they kept asking me not to.

And finally when they were all gone one day, I threw away the calendar. It turns out you guys paid how much for that thing? We paid like $10 for it, but it's like $30 worth of savings. They had a bunch of coupons in the calendar that I wasn't aware of so we told you about it Why didn't you put the coupons out? Just you tell you are something doesn't mean I know about it just cut the coupons out throw it in the calendar. I have to listen to know about it

So I threw it away and now I owe them like I had to buy them lunch for three weeks because I threw this one dopey I'm giving ten bucks. You can still buy the calendar right? Yeah, I think we're 10 10 bucks, problem's the whole. Guys, I think we're down to a principle issue here. No, I don't want to, I don't want to pay him 10 bucks and I'm going to buy another goddamn calendar. I don't want to sub-shock calendar. Go buy the calendar, cut the coupons out, give him the coupons and throw the calendar away. No, fuck it. I did a place like a frat house up there.

I'm constantly going through and telling him to clean their desks and stuff like that. I'm still having we had RTX, so that was the cleanest that place has ever been up there. Oh, I meant to ask. So how much of season nine was shown in RTX? It's like 20 minutes, right? Yeah, but essentially the first four episodes. That's not going to ask. So everyone who went saw the first four episodes of the new season.

That's correct. Cool. So there's three weeks ahead. Thanks for coming to RTX. You have to wait an extra month for your time. Enjoy. No, that's cool. Actually, I think they will get a lot out of it if they still watch it because we've changed so much since the RTX

screening. It's nice because when we're online, you don't get to see the audience reactions to things. And when we go to the Alamo, and we showed it three different theaters in the Alamo, we could gauge all these different audience reactions. It's almost like a test. And then of course, when you see on the big screen, there's some things like, oh, let's fix that, you know, yeah, some stuff that people wouldn't notice, but once you see it it drives you insane forever So it's cool. And also that's one of the reasons why whenever we do live events We always subtitle the missh- at least now the machinima parts of the show because if we have jokes We don't time the stuff for jokes because if you have a pause for laughter on the internet You're just you know have a blank space.

And so, but you need that in a theater because you either have to pause for laughter or put the subtitles up because what happens is people start laughing over lines and laughing over jokes and then they end up like shushing each other and that's not what you want. So, why did you decide to or why did whoever decided to close caption the season? Just get changed. People have just asked about it forever. So you can turn on close caption. It's actually closed caption on the CG stuff as well.

Everything will be closed captioned. Interesting. Well, the CG stuff will mean to be like, oh, you know, karate noise. Karate noise. Karate, you're supposed to karate. But you know, it's just like action noises. We won't have that stuff. We'll have a dialogue all closed caption as well.

Cool. Most of it. It's our first go around with this so you know it's it's one of the last things that we do but hopefully Brandon's in charge of spell checking uh no you know I get listen gotta get credit jack thing is all about presentation jack is easily the best proofer of anything that we have Jeff or jack thank you losing my mind here. Jack has awesome skills, like, eagle eyes at spotting stuff that's wrong. I don't know where it came from. In terms of representing our company, when we were actually filet, we were waiting in line, or pajamas, really the only ones in the

whole restaurant who were wearing pajamas. This guy comes up to us and he's just like, hey, do you guys work for a rooster teeth? We're like, oh, yeah. He just looks at us. He's like, oh, okay. And he just backs up and goes down So that's it exactly. Sorry, Bernie. He thinks you're there for like some kind of sleepover or something because you're all on pajamas The jail dudes are there's nails in here Well, jumping so pretty can I can I say that in the wake of this global recession? I appreciate that you're being frugal I wish more people were like you. Oh yeah, thank you Jeff. Yeah, maybe one day you can go to Orlando

and disappoint your daughter, but let's not spend ourselves into oblivion. Yeah, don't buy $220 pants, because that would be ridiculous. Try to get all the free dinners you can. Yeah. Yet, did you get anything free with your pants last night? Uh, I had free drinks on that.

There you go, right there. What's your $75 ticket to the event? It was, yeah. By the way, by the way, did you expect any of us to go to that fucking thing? No, I had to give you those things out of obligation. Out of obligation to who? I had to give out, like, I'm supposed to give out

10 of those things. You guys missed out. It was awesome. No. No. A fundraiser for somebody else's kid school. There was no, it was just all hot chicks in like very small dresses.

Oh hot moms. And like, like hired hot girls that were just there like bartenders and waitresses. And like, there was a chick like in an invisible skin colored dress. I thought she was naked for the first 20 minutes. It was fantastic. It took 20 minutes to figure it out. I said 20 minutes of scrutiny. Is it pretty good dress?

Alright, we should probably start wrapping this shit up. Alright. Are we going to have to Adi today, Bernie? I'm going to hop a money where my mouth is, pass hall, and pretty soon burger where my mouth is. Money where my mouth is, pass hall. That sounds awful. That sounds terrible.

All right, I told somebody the other day, I, I started to somebody, and I was just talking about the philosophy of life, and I said like, I was getting to introverted, like, I don't like this, I only like the stuff that I like like and I realized I've done that for like two or three years Now I want to try new things and I just don't want to be a closed-off asshole anymore I guess I'm I guess that's a weird way to write that whoa. I'm a closed-off asshole. It's all about presentation off-assel. It's all about presentation. Thanks for listening. Todd Todd.

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