Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #119

Episode Date: June 22, 2011

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church.

Twisted metal, streaming now, only on Peacock! I'm reaching the last decade Hot Casper 2 is recounting So I can don't have a laugh for me I just like this guy in the brain I saw him to be a stear I'm forgetting you told He doesn't ever put that guy on the show But if there's a ghost stepping bird Why did I just call him bird singing dirty Or why did I just call him bird singing dirty

Or why did I just call him bird singing dirty Or why did I just call him bird singing dirty Or why did I just call him bird singing dirty Or why did I just call him bird singing dirty I'm gonna be burning burning Why not just calling burn It's the the wannabe Bernic a ladies podcast today. I'm out here pulling chords like right before we Trying to get any bit of slack that I can out of it. There's no slack. Hi Gus. How you doing? Hi Joel. Hi. How are you? Hey Jack, what's up? Quite there for a second. I'm nervous. So Jeff and Griffin are they're in Chicago this week, right? Celebrating Jeff's birthday. Yes.

And they're anniversary. I think they're anniversary's like the day before his birthday. Is it really and Father's Day? All at the same time. That's three three four one. It's the trifecta of gift giving. It's like Jeff's gonna get screwed right? Yeah, you should've got three gifts, I'm sure you got one. Let me take some. As a dad, the way it works out though, you're just, I mean, you guys remember your dad when you were growing up for holidays?

Yeah. You're not part of the equation. So it actually works out very well in Jeff's favor that he has everything all in one day. Yeah. So, I mean, you know what I did for my father's for Father's Day is I did not call him. That's pretty much what he would,

that's probably cool with him. That was really cool. He wanted to be a quiet, wow. Yeah, that's, he just wants to quiet. How often do you call your parents? Rarely, like, come on, like, give me an average. Like, to every other month?

Every other month. So once every two months, Jack, what about you? Probably about once a week at least. Really? And they live in Austin. They live in Austin. Okay. I call my mom like once a week and my dad like twice a year. Really? Yeah. I wouldn't have paid you as call on your mom once a week. I wouldn't at all. Yeah, me neither. I'm sensitive. Okay. I've got a real heart in here. No, really, I mean, do you make the color, or do you make the call? Uh, other way. Really? Yeah. No, yeah. I talk to my parents, I'm like,

Joel, maybe once a month, maybe once every two months. I thought they were your parents. North Carolina. Okay. I have to introduce you to talk to your siblings. I have to tell you what. As a littlest boy. Actually, when I talk to my brother, I do very little talking. He talks the entire time, and I go, uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. If you ever wonder why I can't pay attention to people from more than like four minutes in a row, spend about half a day with me and my brother. You will not wonder why that is anymore. Because I spent 18 years with them. It's amazing when families get together, like, especially with like siblings, it like turns in. You see a whole other side of people. They're just like, oh, you are a person or whatever. Like this is what's wrong with you. It's like your siblings are engineered to drive you crazy. Yeah, pretty much.

I mean, just, well, they've helped you develop all those buttons that other people can push when you're an adult. Yeah. They've given you all those weird psychosis. Yeah. You've got a brother and you've got a brother. Guess you have a brother? I have one fully biological sister.

OK. I'm the same one. All girls and your family except for you. Not the way it is. I've got some adopted brother, step brother. He seems nebulous. Like you're not sure exactly what your family is. There's a lot of testifications.

Oh yeah. Yeah. What? Just a lot of distinctions. There's some that are adopted, some that are stepped, and some that are biological. Okay. I think there was a Saturday morning Show about that After seat by the bell there was one family just the same of us right?

That's like a blonde was plus two. Yeah, it was The cirolas on after gargoyles. I mean the glass of water is freaking me out burning What is that it's a very large glass of water and your laptops right next to it and yeah? It is how I get new laptops, though, is by, I have liquid, did I ever tell you what happened to my Sony laptop I used to have? You have the Griffin technique, where it's like, oh, I have water getting in it.

I don't know. Well, it was because the Sony probably because I had a Sony battery, which lit on fire, which is why you want to keep a cup of this Sony Sony so that it makes me hacked instantly. No, I was, there was a doctor pepper that I had in the old, on the view to office. And put the doctor pepper down, a normal like 16 ounce bottle plastic bottle

I leave the room I come back somehow The bottle is tipped over and the end of the spout is right in the center of the keyboard And it's like like like like just pouring Dr. Pepper into my keyboard and I lifted up like oh god I left it out do this and like is this draining Dr. Bepper and I'm shaking it like that And surprisingly it works for about five minutes like I started to transfer big stuff off Just enough to like oh oh And it's spark that's like the sugary water started like becoming more sticky and adhesive gluing your hard drive together I don't know what it is like I don't know what is the thing in the laptop that it reaches and then when it what's

It gets there that's it zap and it's just that's it's dead So I'm much to reach other stuff first. Yeah, it's got to be like some some point that it fries out It's like if you yeah, it's like a training martial arts to kill a computer. Where would you strike? It's there's a satisfied where the death points we read that all that computer store the other day And they had that keyboard the indestructible keyboard It's like rubber whatever it's full over whatever. It's like I want everything made out of that Everything should be made out of that keyboard Never call anything indestructible though because someone will destruct it. Yeah, it's practically

Indestructible there's a video like that online right here. It's that one with the indestructible phone. Oh right I was Dementia. He was definitely Dementia and he just goes, he was instructing him a pop pop smash. He's like very little ever. He smashes the phone. That's like, that's always the, oh, that's never happened. So I have a story about spilling stuff into keyboards. I worked at a radio station one time

for about two years. And I don't drink coffee. This is one of the reasons why I don't drink coffee. But I don't drink coffee ever. And what radio station did you work out? I worked at a like FM station at AM station work at 15 30 Which is also the wet Texas conservative voice more more so than usual Christian You sound like you could be the announcer on a Texas. I served I had we had a show on there I was I did a movie show for about three months, but there's a whole mess up story with that anyway So this guy I worked with it was in the same station that like,

there was a couple other stations, there's like a rap station, like an alternative station, all were in the same offices. And this guy I worked with, he's like, you don't drink coffee, it's like, no, he's like, well let me make you coffee that I know you'll like. So he made this coffee that was like, incredibly sugary, like he just poured tons

of the creamer and sugar into it. And so it was loaded up with sugar. I'm listening. I put it on my, on like the console, turn my chair, the arm, hit it, and spill the right into the console. Like this giant, like, you know, 20 or 30 slider console, went right in, stuff started sparking, and then this loud noise started screaming from my studio. And this was right before we had guests coming in to like record the next show.

And I was like, well, so you weren't live on the air, but we were broadcasting, but it was a recorded broadcast at the time. And then we had a live show coming in like the next hour. And so like, I'm sitting there and this noise is just screaming from the from my studio with over the speakers. What do you mean what screaming? The device? It's like loud squeal. Oh, yeah, that was broadcasting over the radio. And I thankfully no one listened to that station. But uh, yeah, eventually uh I started prying out the sliders and just like coffee was everywhere. I had to call up a manager It was like 9 a.m. on a Sunday morning. I had to call these guys up me like yeah, I fried your studio I'm sorry. I literally started packing up my stuff and my goal is is it and they didn't fire me really

I don't know why they didn't fire me, but I left about maybe six months later to go on. I think I went to HB. They were docking all of your pay to pay for the fucking expensive equipment. It wasn't worth the money. I was sitting there just like, I mean, I literally took everything I had with me home that day. I was like, well, I'm not coming,

I'm never, ever coming back. So how expensive a piece of equipment was this thing? Did you ever figure that out? It probably 20,000 there. Oh my God. I mean, it was the, old like there's four different studios And this is the oldest one, but it was one that you know, it's still very expensive Especially when like they bought it back in the day, but yeah, well they had a 20,000 piece of you know dollar

Piece equipment things that seems like there be rules or no, yeah, but you know duct tape or well caution It was 9 a.m. on a Sunday morning. When gives a crap. They would have wrapped it in plastic It's not made it indestructible out of rubber, you can bend it and stuff. Or just no drinks. Yes, that's the best thing you do. I'm sure after that, I'm sure after that, they instituted that. So Jack asked no frappuccino.

See everything, everything starts out fun and tell some guys spills stuff on. Anyways, no more coffee. I never drink coffee. It's always one person who fucks it up. I remember when I was a kid, we could not get action figures that would fire a missile because some fucking kid shot a missile down his throat. I bet that kid doesn't even exist. I

bet it was like before the internet and they heard about this kid and it just became urban legend that some kid fired a fucking missile down his throat. A little plastic missile had died. And so now no kid can have a product that fires missiles. How do we have firecrackers then? What's that? How do we have firecrackers still? I don't know How do we have firecrackers still? Longdots. I don't know how we figured out anything back in those days. You know, it was just like some kid who's at another school district did this thing. It's like, how did information even get passed through?

It's like we talked about how do people know to blow like Nintendo cards? Everybody knew to do that. Everybody knows you blow on it, right? We talked about this on the podcast before. How did that information spread? I'd like to see somebody study that that every kid in America knew you had to blow on your Nintendo. It's like watching a virus outbreak. I want to see that superimposed

over a map and the information spreading. You know, I want to I want to become I want to get the marketing that Nintendo gets because you think about that Nintendo console. They all failed like they all of them. It was a hundred percent failure rate. If you had a Nintendo console, they all failed. Like they all of them. It was a hundred percent failure rate. If you had a Nintendo NES, eventually that thing failed. It was a cartridge that you stuck in, and then you push down, you can hear like a spring don't break. As you push it down in and it would click, right?

I don't know, anybody here have a Nintendo that didn't eventually fail at some point. No, I don't want it didn't fail. So you're the one that didn't fail. Yeah, so okay, so there's a lot. You never had to blow in the cartridge? You never had to put the I know one that didn't fail. So you're the one that didn't fail. Yeah, so okay So there's a blow in the cartridge you never had to put the quarters maybe I do remember blowing in But I mean it worked I mean sitting there pushing on it over and over I mean by the time it got to me I must have already because it never failed so I never had to blow it to me you know

But like when a plot see when a product fails, when you have this massive failure rate for a hardware product, everybody screams it goes nuts. But there's an intent. No thing is like this cultural touchstone. It's like, ah, blow out at ha ha, it's funny, remember your kids and we had to do with the push and the push. What was the deal with the red ring and like you get a towel? When you get a towel, put a microwave or something like that.

Well, the deal with the, you know what that solution was? What they were trying to do. So apparently what happened, what would cause the red ring is as the Well, the deal with that solution was, what they were trying to do. So apparently what happened, what would cause the red ring is as the 360, the original 360s would heat up, there was some soldering in there that was, had a melting point, I don't know if that's the right word for soldering, but below the temperature of the inside of the box.

So it would melt and that solder would go out of place. So then people would wrap it in a towel to reheat the box back up, re-melt that solder and try to place so then people would wrap it in a towel to reheat the blocks back up Re-melt that solder Who's the guy who came up with this? Who's the guy who figured this out? Yes, it was like there's never a long-term solution I mean, yeah, that would work for a week right? Probably guys so I'll tell you recall it would work long enough for you to sell it on Craigslist and

Then you I did Tvo that went bad and I just cracked it open to see what was going on and sure enough there was solder all over really melted all over the oh yeah so I broke it free or whatever I was never really totally fixed it but it is actually surprising when you go to look for furniture the number of entertainment consoles those cabinets where you put all your stuff it's surprising how few of them have fans in them to circulate air through. Or any type of ventilation. Yeah. Yeah. Like the most of them will have like a closed front and maybe a tiny hole in the back for your cables to go through. And it goes over to the other side. Like it seems like that would be such an easy market where it's like,

well, this is revolution, we're making cabinets. And in the back there's going to be holes for the cables. Okay, I mean it's like, I was trying to be with you looking for this. It's like you can't find it anywhere. It's like the ones that do have the cable. It doesn't make like oh there's holes But the the core doesn't fit through the plug isn't it's not big enough for the plug right You can

It's just boggles mine all I gotta say is thank God for HDMI because that has Ridiculously simplified that process what we get to compote. You had to jam five yeah five chords that one hole Yeah, who's the fucking idiot that made red the color for different Two different things And how many times have you how many people have gone on their parents house and they're watching a TV with no red on it and this crackling coming out this I didn't didn't Jeff capture some video like that a couple of weeks ago I think he was working on some achievement hunter stuff and after he was on capture

He's like, well, that's weird. There's no red in this When I was uh when I was at UT Time Warner came out and gave us like 60 inch monitors for a public event We were doing and one of their texts switched up the red audio and the red video component cable like a time Warner tech employee I mean, I wore the guy but they're both red You know and you by the way you should probably explain what TSTV is Because not no one's gonna know what the hell TST. Did I say TST? Oh when we were at college the T the radio station We had we had a video game show so we did a big event on the main mall

TSTV was that's actually how I know Brandon is because TSDV was Texas student television Which is UT's student run television station? I think it's like one of the it was when I was there It was the only 24 hour all student run station in the world and then we had all these things like the first broadcast on the internet and all that stuff And then I met Brandon because Brandon was the station manager like many years later I'm getting later right like it yeah well let's just say it was some time later Brandon became station manager 30 years and he would call me and bug me to write checks to Donate which I never knew what you did with those I hope you spent them on something nice shirt with it Yeah, really you bought lavender shirt you bought a giant antenna didn't you?

Yeah, yeah, we did Bernie Bernie was kind enough to donate to that cause. Well, we bought the, we bought the bigger antenna, right? Huge. I guess our antenna was. Digital, it was a digital one. It's like SimCity. Like you bought one antenna, then like a little while later, we got to upgrade it to a bigger antenna.

No, you didn't have to upgrade it when you buy it. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, that's good. I'll put knock it down. That's good. Bernie was pretty cool. I had a tooth and claw for most of the cash we got. Most of the stuff we got was like $30 donations.

Your pretty. Bernie was a little bit more generous. I had a tooth and claw for most of the cash we got. Most of the stuff we got was like $30 donations. Bernie was a little bit more generous. I like TSTB. Most of my Brandon. I mean, that's good, right? Jack, you want to wait on this issue? Me and Brandon. No comment. Before we get you far away, can I say something else about Nintendo? Why I want to have their PR mystique or whatever the fuck they have?

You got it. Like, we just got done with E3, right right and one of the biggest complaints is that you always hear is like oh everything sequels You know this is sequel that's a sequel. I'll say Nintendo has four fucking And they just make the same four games over and over again and everybody loves it and they can't get enough of it And it's like oh here's another four hundred dollar platform to play the same four games again What was the last original Nintendo game that came out? I don't know. I don't know. I would have to say we sports probably and even then it's just a sports game. Yes. Didn't do anything I can't think of anything because it's it's Zelda it's Zelda. It's Mario. Metroid and you need to say Smash Brothers now. I guess Smash Brothers. Yeah, but you know Pokemon and everyone's different

Everyone plays whatever their two or three Nintendo games they play and they pay about You say Smash Brothers now at that point. I guess Smash Brothers, yeah. But you know Pokemon and everyone's different. Everyone plays whatever their two or three Nintendo games they play. And they pay about 500 bucks every four years to play them again. The new version. Yeah, or now it's like on the 3DS they got this Okarina of Time. Which somehow I missed that whole like 64 Nintendo 64 era of Zelda games. And apparently that was like the greatest gaming experience of all time But I've never played any of those games. Well, maybe that was the time now that it's on the 3DS. Yeah, yeah

I think it's one of those nostalgia things that you can't buy into somebody else's nostalgia I'm playing on like this is garbage. How long do you think handheld gaming has left? PSV that came out are you including masturbation? I think PSV that came out. Are you including masturbation? That could really up the longevity. I should say digital gaming. I don't know how, I don't think that PSV that's gonna do well. It looks cool, but I don't think it'll do well.

I think, I think handheld gaming will do well, but it's gonna be on your phone, yeah, that was just about to pull up my iPhone. Yeah, the iPhone has killed all. Yeah, I mean, the 3DS, so I mean, it is portable gaming. Right, yeah. And it's a lot of ways it's bigger than everything else. Yeah, we still realize the games are cheaper you can get it whenever you want and have to go to the store It's like the PSP go but good

Well, it's interesting the new week consoles introducing a whole new level of handheld gaming too It's like you play all your wee games with the wee handheld control the giant game gear basically playing playing a wee with an iPad essentially Did you see? Which did you see I always five is going to have something similar to that? When it comes out, they're going to have gaming on the iPad that interacts with your Apple TV So you can pipe like for example a racing game you can pipe the racing game from your iPad to your TV Use the iPad as a steering wheel and have like your techometer and speedometer on the iPad but the actual view of the Driving game on your TV. That's pretty cool. Basically. Yeah, they're racing its speedometer on the iPad, but the actual view of the driving game on your TV.

That's pretty cool. Basically, yeah. They're racing games right now for the iPad, but you have to actually watch this screen as you turn her into a... Oh, that makes sense. So it doesn't like rotate? Yeah, you're like rotating your head to match, so you can see what the fuck's going on. Yeah, kind of scary. Yeah. With iOS 5, they're gonna be with you before we use comes out.

Still though, I mean, it does boil down to that's a $600 controller. It's nice if you have one yeah, but if you don't I mean My money's gonna come over let's be 2400 bucks so we can play for a $100 controller plus you need a hundred dollar Apple TV as well We just had a $40,000 land party Our guy was a stupid shirt. It was awesome. You know the Wii U only has one of those controllers. Yeah, there's not it's not four of those Controllers like the fancy controllers only one per cons one per cons Yeah, yeah, start some fights that comes with it or it's compatible that plays with you'll be able to put one at a time They said they'll look into it and maybe they'll be able to do a second one, but they think it's only be one per console Make sense to me one controller. It was only five games

I mean just take turns eventually you'll get through everything yeah that's a good thing would you want for those damn things around your house just like no line everywhere I mean that's okay you're asking I don't want more stuff in my house that's why I take all the peripherals that come out I'm just no thanks yeah I saw a presentation at South by Southwest for a game that was totally geared towards using the drum set that everyone has for rock band, but it wasn't a music game. They had invented some other like some kind of adventure action game that used the drum set because it's like, well, people have these things and they're not using them.

Yeah, that's a little try to capitalize on that. I think it's a good idea. The Prismar idea, right? The video game company I worked at before, pitched this one time rules similar that was the guitar like a guitar hero guitar To do like an action game type thing. That's cool. I like repurposing hard work. I don't like the shit away Well, the thing is the first time I set eyes on a lot of that stuff It's like well. Here's some plastic crap that you're gonna buy and then look at for six months a year or whatever and then it's just That's it. Oh the worst was when the The worst thing is when you went to come out, like, do I really need another fake plastic?

Yeah, I've already got one fake plastic drum set, you know, going dust in my closet. I mean, I'm gonna take my simles too. You know what? Actually, I don't know if we've ever talked about this before, but do you know that for a very short period of time, maybe not that short, Jack was the number one rated drummer on rock band. In one mode. In one mode. In the world. There was a battle mode. And I was actually, I went undefeated for like 20 or 30 times. Wow. When the game first came out. Yeah, it was one of the first posts I made on Rue Stjit, actually. So it was like the world leader board. I was number one. I've been...

Remember you came to the office and you played. Yeah. That's also probably you got a first in the first time anyone was ever validated Something like that ever Well, the one thing cuz I like for like when guitar hero came out I caught on to it late and all my friends were real bad asses at it So I was like, you know what? I'm gonna like when these drums come out I'm gonna get those and get really really good at them. That's gonna be my thing and that's exactly what I did And so and then I was number one for a while I'm actually I've been number one on three different leaderboards on Xbox Live.

Really? Like, world leaderboards. One was for a game that wasn't out yet, so I don't count that one, essentially, but the other was for it. Yeah, you're bringing it up. I know. Well, one is for Trials HD, which was fantastic game, and I got like number one in the world on one track.

And actually, I happened to be recording when I did it, too. So, you can link that. That's pretty cool. Yeah, but Trials is definitely one of those games of time-based games where you can get a real score, and then eventually people forgot some weird stupid glitch, and then everybody has a 1.5 second time to finish the thing. That's exactly what happened to me.

I was at number one in the world, I think, now I'm like 1,000. Marble blast was like that. Oh yeah. Yeah, I had some high times and marble blasts. Real quick, though, what was the highest leaderboard score that you ever had on anything? We have to break. We'll get that sort of question. Please, we come back. Wow, that's a tease. So, think on anything. We have to break.

We'll get that side question. Please, we come back. Wow, that's a cheese. So think about it. We'll be right back. All right, welcome back. So you're asking, what's the highest we've ever been in the leaderboard? In the history of playing on any global leaderboard,

what's the highest you ever got in and what game? Man. Jolotsage has an answer. I think I was 2.7 million three. I've never finished you never looked at it ever. It's so depressing to me. Yeah, I mean it's just yeah. I'm like in Pac-Man CE. I think I was like number 50 for a while on one of the most impressive. I remember that game you guys playing the game. That was a hard game. It was a good game. I think that's the highest I've ever been. But again, it's like I feel like it's a small subset of people

The third game I did was a dishwasher vampire smile because we got early copies online So that's the only reason why but there's like I think 20 people were on the leaderboard at that time But it's still cool to see yourself number one is like world leaderboard number one. I'm like ah, it's a bright-shining moment It's what about you? I had some good times in marble blast ultra But the highest I ever got was I think I got all the way up to 23rd on the global leaderboard in the time survived in dead rising No, which was interesting just because I was like I'm not even I'm not gonna go another day in this mall trying to survive I'm just not gonna do it. I just by the time you got it. I was like I'm out

It's it's become a big problem with me now where it's like when I play video games I'm just in a hurry. I just I don't have time for anything anymore Yeah, like go go go go go go and it's like a lot of times like I was playing L.A. New York or whatever It's just like I picked it up. I did I finished it and I thought it was a great game But it's like and this is a minor little thing, but it's in all games We're just like oh when I go into this animation sequence. I got to wait that 1.7 seconds for it to go in or and it's like I don't want to wait that. I just want to go you go in or it's like I don't want to wait that I just want to go you know, it's loading times you don't like you know when even like when you're

Going to inspect the body. It's like when he's that it goes with that short animation where it's like no I'm stepping over the body. I don't wait that time. I just want to go to the body You know I played the game, but I know what you're talking about sometimes they'll put in this just this tiny short animation But you got to do it a million times something that you do over and over again And it drives you like any like getting into the car. It's like oh, I press why now he's got to walk around He goes out the cars. I just want to go you can't interrupt go go go go go go. Yeah You just want to know clip right I mean, I know exactly what you're talking about I can't think of any specific examples, but there's always been that stuff in games. There's lots of little ones like that

Like you said like getting in the car is probably one of the one of the Yeah, that half second whatever. I don't want to spend that half second It's just like waiting at stoplights and reality. It's just like I don't I want that time back It's just it's a big waste of time man. There is a thing. I played a lot of borderlands. Did you guys ever play? I played a lot of work man There's a thing in borderlands. It will try to be fucking insane, which is, you play it right? So you know, it's like, it's kind of like this really cool hybrid of an FPS and an

MMO. So like, loot's a big deal. And you pick up, you get loads of loot. And there's just, I don't know why they made it this way. There's this weird thing where you hit X to pick up a weapon or you hold X. And boy, that is a small sliver of time between press and hold if you hold X then you pick up the weapon and arm it is your primary weapon I do I have screened that game

stuff like why is it this thing dying you look at your inventory like when the fuck did I get this here's a here's the thing like in LLAR if you walk up to a door you want to go through the door you just push forward the guy just does the door like you don't have to press X Say I think that's a massive step forward in game Where it's just like let's not put a button on opening a door like that's not part of the gaming just go to the goddamn door I walk up the door So now we're down to actually you your mechanic

I'm gonna make it is is efficient as. And change the buttons for real gaming. You just start using Connect, like door open. And then you just start to start talking to your... It's funny because like the world's getting into more activity. I'm trying to figure out a way to like make it even like, is there a way that we can like make pressing a button even easier?

The good thing about that game too is it tells you the doors you can go into, like their gold knob, right? It's something like Grand Theft out of four, where you're like, I'm gonna visit a thousand of these buildings and see which ones I can actually go into just save you time someone has someone puts a gold door or gold a gold knob on the door they do a great job in that game because it's sort of like if they do a great job in that game because it's sort of like if you deal with the reality of what's going on in the game and it's sort of like

okay you know he was in one of the lockers he needed to check one of lockers well there's a light hanging over the locker that you need to check. So it's sort of, it makes sense. Well, the thing you have to think of a thing where if like you fail something like three or four times, it just gives you the option to skip it, right? Yeah, if you fail like an action sequence. Yeah, that's the problem that happened to me. Spoiler you mean that too?

My problem is that you'll go into a room and it's be like, you need to check this spot. And it's like, there's a spot. There's the light hitting the spot, but I'm like, overly whatever. So it's like, no, no, there's a light hitting the spot, but I'm like overly whatever. So it's like, no, no, I gotta walk and check every dark, whatever corner of every room, no, and it's just, yeah.

Well, you're good detective. I gotta check every goddamn beer bottle because maybe that one, maybe that one out of 100 will be relevant to the case. That's annoying. I kept wishing there would be a victim that wouldn't have any arms, so I wouldn't have to check them.

Because it's just like, it's just a big waste of time it's just but you have to check it you know what drive you guys crazy is if you played fallout have you guys ever played fallout before I mean there's like 20 billion filing file cabinets that are left over in the post-apocalyptic world and desks and you know dressers and cabinets and just boxes people leave box and it's just like there's so much stuff to check and you you'll drive yourself crazy that's exactly it that's exactly I like I've learned a lot about myself where it's like well I have to check every little thing well that's not gonna work

that's not efficient it's a big way to talk I wish there was a graph that could show me and fall out how diligent I was about opening all those boxes early in the game versus late in the game I'm sure early in the game I was like oh check everything check everything that goes on it's like fuck that box Yeah, no, there's that point in the middle where it's like oh I don't want to check the box You know there's that there's that thing in the middle where it's like if I don't check that box that thing that it really needs Gonna be the worst is when you're running out of ammo and you're like there might be ammo in the box I gotta check all the boxes right and it's funny to you guys a lot of things one of the things you can find in those boxes

is a pilot light for a stove and it's like making fun of you for being OCD. It's like oh check the pilot light essentially. This is your reward that you're like walking through the desert going it's off. It's terrible. It it prays on you. It really does. Especially when I'm early on in games I don't realize the significant of the significance of things like MMOs I don't play a lot of MMOs. It's like oh you got this. Oh you you have a feather and it's like the feather is me The feather doesn't mean anything, but I don't know that it's like I'm gonna hold on to this feather This feather could be like the key the whole thing. Thank God. Oh the internet. Yeah, and it's just like now I have all this useless shit that I'm walking around like this. I agree. I it's exactly this is like you know

I just played the the honest heart honest hearts DLC for New Vegas, the Fallout New Vegas game. Oh, okay, yeah. And when you start that DLC, before- like you go and you meet the people who are gonna go take you to this like new area to do it, they're like, oh, there's a weight limit. You can't carry more than 75 pounds worth of stuff with you to go to this new area. She's like, fuck. Yeah, I'm not going to-

Can you give it all to your companions? So you like you're trying to find a place to go stash all your shit so you can find it later and Like you're a lot of these games is like you're a homeless crazy person. Yes, we're like a shopping cart We're like, no, no, I need I need the metal carton you have pot hanging off you and things like that. Yeah The I was playing new Vegas and I told myself I'm not gonna use any wikis I'm not gonna look online and any of the walkthroughs or anything like that until I found a stack of lottery tickets And I carried those things around There's no description of it. What the fuck are these lottery tickets?

I know this cell and some jackass out in the middle of the wasteland and then I'm going to show up somewhere It's like, oh, do you want to win the game? Just give us your lottery I go find this guy Two headed is two headed bull out the middle of nowhere. He's wandering around in the waste. I'm playing Star Wars galaxies. I did not play a lot of that. I played it for like a month. I just went to some weird planet. I just walked out in the middle of nowhere. I found this random Jedi thing, like a statue. And just out in the middle of nowhere, I was like, this is significant.

This is where it has to be some significance of this thing But I got like super fixated on this thing that probably didn't I Probably need to be like 20 levels higher and going in quest and blah blah blah, but I don't know a lot of wasted time. Yes Deal on with the weight to it's like I'm actually playing a hardcore mode. Oh god Jesus great. I have to drink your character. It's thirsty. It's like I'm a swim. Did you I did you by any chance? You didn't pre-order the game from GameStop. Did you I'm actually looking on I did not order I did not pre-order the game from GameStop and it comes with the

classic pack yes if you pre-ordered and what do you got you got you got a weather 10 Vegas of Vegas you got one of the things you got was a weather 10 millimeter pistol and a Vault 13 Kent team. The Kent team is a big deal. The Kent team is a big deal for hardcore mode. Yep. So you just carry around and like, everybody just takes away the part of the game

that hardcore mode puts in. And just in you, and if you're not playing a hardcore mode, you constantly get that notification. You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 Kent team. And you're fine. And you're fine. So that's awesome. You even have to fucking worry about it. Oh, that's awesome. I don't want my game so real that it's now become like real

life. You know, I also played the dead money DLC recently. Yep. And if you're gonna hard do that on hardcore mode, that's crazy because the entire time you're outside, there's like this cloud of gas that's constantly taking your helps down So anytime you step outside you have to go through it as quickly as possible and find cover otherwise your health is just slowly deteriorating, but if you have one of those companions they saved you through that right like one of the companions will reduce your The amount of damage you take from it, but that's only for the concentrated pockets There's still a gradual creep on hardcore mode that'll, that'll, that'll wear you down.

So how old the game is new Vegas as of the recording of this podcast. I'm a last year. Yeah. Like six months, let's say a little old. More than that. Eight months maybe eight months on eBay. Right now you can buy the codes for people who kept the codes and didn't use them. And they're going for like 15, 20 bucks each.

That's pretty good. That's, that's, that that's that holds value much better than the game itself does. Yeah That's really interesting. Yeah, that's pretty great. It's awesome. I'm 19 dollars by it now. Yeah Got they have a they have a that's what is this follow out new Vegas tribal pack very rare 149 dollars I mean what what is this like investing in video games great? It's like Bitcoin. Yeah, what's Bitcoin? It's like investing in video games. Great. It's like Bitcoin. Yeah, it's Bitcoin. How do these companies not just start selling the pre-release or the pre-order DLC stuff? Like, I know they're doing that with a new moral combat game where they had different

retailers had different skins and now they're selling the whole pack where you can get all the pre-order skins at one just quick shot. Like why don't they do that for every single game? Like, the whole pre-order DLC stuff really bugs quick shot. Like why don't they do that for every single game? Like the whole pre-order DLC stuff really bugs me. It's like, it's frustrating. But like why not after six months, they just go, okay, now anyone can get it, you know,

for four or five minutes. Well, I like unique things or whatever, like unique paths, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, it's like, Thank you that sometimes. Left for Dead 2 is a good example where you got the baseball bat

if you pre-ordered from game stop. But then in like three weeks, I think everybody had the baseball bat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's also true. This is a lot. There's been a variety going from game to game to game work. That is the case for a lot of time. Yeah.

Where for a lot of time. That's also somewhere you unlock a weapon early like World at War had, you know, the M1 Geron you got a little earlier and then the other way you could just grind it out. And it makes sense to get different games are different, you know, they're going to different like like we'll say moral comment. the other way you could just grind it out. It makes sense because different games are different. They're going to have different loggies. Like we'll say Moral Combat. There was a fatality with the classic skin for scorpion. And then you couldn't get that fatality unless you pre-ordered the deals or pre-ordered it from GameStop.

Yeah, but that doesn't affect gameplay. No, but it's an extra thing. It's content, you know, it's on the game. But yeah, you know it's on that disc. I will say that Moral Combat, they were one of the people that actually did sell that stuff so you could later go out and buy it But you know, I'm cool with that like I don't mind that stuff I don't mind the prior stuff as long as they eventually make it available. I mean listen I mean, it's a mark it's obviously a business deal right? It's a marketing thing

It's a retail person sitting in the room with the distributor saying Yeah, I'll buy your game, but you got to help us out, you know, do something extra and we'll buy that many more units. So I get that where I run into a problem with it is this. I'm, I'm, I'm behind in games. I'm intentionally lagged on games because I'm playing New Vegas. I specifically didn't play New Vegas when it came out because there was so many reports of how buggy the game was. It was buggy. You had some major problems. That's the reason I waited so long to play the DLC till now was to try to make sure that some of that shit was resolved. Is it? No

You had a thing where you'd open a door and it would take minutes It would take between five to ten minutes to walk through a door. They fixed that wow. That's like that's Yeah, Angel I would have to play the game and I'd have my laptop with me like okay door all right time to use the internet It's a door open. Nope. Gonna keep using the internet. Okay. No, I can go through the door like classic PS1 moments It was worse when you worse and Jill the worst part is he had to press a before that five ten minutes started So that was the hard part right so labor intensive you can just walk through the door and then wait five to ten minutes They cut down the time now. I only have to wait like two minutes to walk through a door. Yeah. Oh, I don't mind

Great. I just walked through door and I know I loaded up Fallout 3 to see like maybe it was bad. I'm fall out there Maybe I'm just you know this problem's worse in my head fall out. He's fine. No problem going through doors fall in New Vegas No, I'm saying on you Vegas. I don't have this problem. I open a door and I go right through. I never had that problem I realized that I'm in the minority. No one talks about this problem like I do. I did something something happened in my game Gat Gat Gat Gat is a fucked up. I don't think you did this but Gavin did something similar because Gavin got a thousand points in oblivion or a hundred percent of the achievements in oblivion Which I think is a ridiculously high level accomplishment in the achievement world at least not in any of the

Orlidian yeah, no believe in he got all that because oblivion is just like a grind of death, but He did this thing where he found out about an exploit where you could get an item and then you could clone the item by dropping it in a certain way or something I don't know exactly what it is and to test it he dropped like a bunch of these fruits like these round fruits Like a melon or something and he just cloned like a thousand because oh this is great Look what I can do but then he couldn't get rid of them and That region of oblivion he could never go near it because every time he got with like a mile of it his frame rate started to die. So it took him that much longer to finish all the quests in that area and then he was like this like plague area of his map we go I can

never go back there. It was like tripping polygons like all those fruits on the screen or something. And because they were around they were rolling. So it had physics going on and it had to handle the actual object itself and he had the clone like a thousand of these things And so there was nothing you could do about it because he'd he'd fucked up the world That's fucking hilarious. He broke the world and he had to finish the game with this weird region that he could never visit ever again And he still thousand pointed it. I think 1250 and what did get up to 1500 even? I don't know. Yeah, we got it he got a hundred percent in it up to the point at which he was playing it so I can you want me to ask him the future is wonderful I can talk to him in England so you turn that region to Islam oh guys basically yeah basically yeah it's how it all started right

the latest video they just put up was Gavin was firing champagne courts into Dan's face really funny I still haven't seen that what it's it's a so dangerous it sounds so dangerous But when you watch it you don't come away saying wow that was really dangerous You go come away saying well that was really kind of perverted because sure the cork it's him But then it's Gavin holding a champagne bottle at waste level while Dan is sitting in chair And he's spraying his face with his foam out of this champagne bottle. It looks a little bring his face with his foam out of this champagne bottle. It looks a little, uh, great to see awkward. Yeah.

Well, I'm sure the internet has seen worse. Yeah, yeah, they're in the UK. They're fine. Exactly. They're good. So you mentioned Bitcoin crashing. What's going on there? I saw a headline about it, but I'm not sure what's going on.

I'm deferred to Joel on this. So this is a real world. I've only heard a little about this, but Bitcoin is supposed to be like an online currency sort of like pay power Whatever and the guy who created it. I guess is Keeping his identity unknown. They think he's English something like that That's you want you want a currency made by somebody who won't admit it There's there's so like this makes no sense to me whatsoever like every single danger sign in the world it this has Bitcoin has you want to read an official the church here description here. Bitcoin is a digital currency created in 2009 by Satoshi Nakamoto,

the name refers to the open source software he designed to make use of the currency and to the peer-to-peer network formed by running that software. Bitcoin issues central authorities and issuers using a distributed database spread across nodes of a peer-to-peer network to track transactions Bitcoin uses digital signatures and proof of work to provide this also It's all it's all like basic security functions such as ensuring that big coins can only be spent once per owner And only by the person who owns them So there's a lot of rules and a lot of rules limited number of big coins So it was like a fake currency you could only use online.

It sounds like wow gold. Yeah, you know, but there's so much to try to put in the real world, right? It sounds like we're just guys that's right. Right. And you know, they're trying to make, you know, trying to make it legitimate, I think. And it's just not.

It's brilliant though. You know, flash forward 50 years is what we're all gonna be using. Well, it's like starting your own religion. Why did you start your own currency, right? Why not? You know, you could. I mean, you could. I mean, you could.

I mean, the government did investing real dollars in this. They were investing real dollars in this. And then anyway, crazy. But wasn't this thing this weekend that happened? Somebody hacked an account and just started trading like and crashed some market. When someone goes with a digital currency, your first thought has got to be,

oh, what if it gets hacked somehow? And oh, look, it just happened. It's been hacked. I mean, it's like everything gets hacked. I mean, it's happened it's been hacked I mean it's like everything gets hacked I mean it's like I can't I don't know I wouldn't oh and you'll trust it in any way whatsoever plus the guy who who originated it you don't know who it is I mean that's not gonna work how's that gonna work I mean it's just like oh we be promises not to make more currency okay just taking his word yeah I mean it's just like who would be stupid enough to like oh okay I guess he's not gonna create more currency. Oh, okay. Just taking his word. Yeah, I mean, it's just like who would

be stupid enough to like, Oh, okay, I guess he's not going to create more currency for himself. I guess they got hacked and the people who invested in it or who had Bitcoin or out a bunch of money now. It's very simple. Don't buy Bitcoins. Don't do that. Did you hear about Bitcoins? I did. I was crazy. I heard about it. I heard about it. I said, yeah, yeah, I did. I have have you don't mad money Yeah, I did I have Not on mad money Joel's the Joel's been trying to give me to this website is I didn't know the name of the website in America Yeah, we know you weren't here. We've talked about it briefly, but yeah, so you're crazy

Every time I walk in your office I hear this this Guy that guy that got a podcast no no it's because Alex Jones is the one promoting this website No, no, no, no, it's like how can you have any credibility when you have Alex Jones promoting your website people believe in you listen Dude, there's there's a lot of people right now especially in like the precious metals market There's a lot of Money to be made in cultivating a lack of confidence. If you can destroy confidence, you can make a lot of money. No one is destroying lack of confidence faster than the Fed. No one is destroying confidence faster than government officials. He's on the tipping point.

Yeah, before you get started. You did interesting. I mentioned years ago. I mentioned years ago. I said, you go back. Before you get started, when you't just see that. I mentioned years ago. I mentioned years ago. I said, you will back. Before you get started, we need to take a quick break, Joel. So save the crazy because we need to go in. That's not a crazy bad.

And we're back in just a minute. Five, it's not a last night. Thanks. Welcome back. No. To the most professional room. No, stop. I just don't want to make sure we stop.

Stop. I want to do the go. No, it's over that Thanks Snakes I so for me an article about that these rattles Thanks And like the southern eastern United States of America and they're like giant Stakes now apparently what's been going on is they've learned to stop rattling

So they don't give away a position anymore they've figured this out like I'm not gonna rattle anymore and now they're finding these giant So rattlesnake I get a picture all she went through millions of years of evolution to develop the rattle Wait a minute, this has been working against us Why we got you why we got do this? Why are you putting it on the animal tail? Make sense, Ed. Wait, where is this? I like it.

It's like Georgia and I don't know if it's the South, Eastern United States. States that are dead to me now. Georgia. They're fucking, I should- Don't ever tell a jet that. I'll show you the picture. This is real? I'll show you the picture.

I don't know. It seems like it's real though. This fucking thing is fucking giant, dude. It's fucking Alabama. Rose. Probably an Alabama. Let's tell Jeff about it. That's awful. Oh, that's probably good. I'm roast probably an Alabama. Oh man. Let's tell Jeff about it That's awful. Oh, that's probably good thing you you mentioned

I'm seeing this listed in a bunch of different places one is urban legends and one is studies on whether or yeah What is info wars calm? Yeah, there's end of rattles Wicked a rattlesnake No, it has a rally. Just don't they don't use it. Yeah, they don't warn anymore And then by Alexander June, end of humans. So a rattlesnake. No, it has a rattlesnake. They don't use it. Yeah, they don't warn anymore. Well, it could be a thing where it's just...

Malay of tasers. I'm gonna make a bad comment here because obviously evolution takes a much longer time, but it could be like an example of evolution and actually where if they rattle, they get noticed and they get killed to the ones that don't rattle. That's true.

Last longer, and then they have kids and maybe we're just seeing a really big family, a generation of unrattling snakes. I mean, you wouldn't say rattleists. So we'll say non-rattling rattlesnakes. I am hate snakes. And so it's just like any story about snakes or whatever. I'm immediately fascinated in it. Really hate them. Since I hate snakes, I have to look at them and figure them out and figure, oh, so my brother had a, like a 15 foot Burmese python when we were younger. So this is the going back to where?

Why are you? This is why you hate snakes, right? This, this is probably why I hate snakes. This is why I hate snakes. We had, we had like a 15 foot Burmese python in the nature of. Watching like the nature channel one day and like in South America, whatever, and there was like

this giant Burmese python on the, on the, on the show and we were like, it was swimming through the river. and you know how snake looks swimming through the river like well It looks really cool. Yeah, we wonder far snake can do that. Oh god So we grabbed the 15 foot giant python and we go to the local swimming pool and we what do you mean and we go the swimming pool No one was around hold for you the water So we threw it the swimming pool and we know it was around. Hold her you. He's the wildest. So we threw it in the pool. And I sure enough the dumb thing starts swimming around.

We're like, hey, wow, look at that. Dumb thing starts swimming around. It takes a dump in the pool. The giant 15 foot, where we fight on, takes a dump in a pool. And you've never seen a snake take a dump. That's about the grossest thing to possibly imagine. And they only go to the bathroom once every six months.

Well, you very often. They don't even very often. So the controller metabolism, it picks the moment when we throw it in the pool to take a dump. And I'm like, what's that? Is it leaking? Oh, god. And my brother jumped down and grabbed the steering wheel.

It was horrible. I have a million stories about that fucking snake Technically it was his So when I saw this happening I was like oh, that's wrong But people get snake snake snake fears when they're attacked by snake you told snake taking a shit and that now you have a huge fear dude I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. I was in. Horrible is watching it from the other end so you could see a snake devour an animal It's kill something and that's okay, but you see taking sure all of a sudden It's the scariest thing in the world We'd have to go to like the pet store and like they'd have the rats like the messed up rats that were you know Sold just to say you know defeat the snakes, you know like the rat that's all

We take into the garage right we take it into the garage and we and you throw the snake on the floor and you throw the rat on the floor and the rat would run around in circles and Yeah, yeah, it was It was Messed up rat and in the snake would eat the rat and it was you know whatever, but not as bad as watching the Human spend so much time worrying about what they're gonna eat and analyzing the food and it's like You're like eat the surplus like crippled a rat No, yeah, so when this thing I

Was it bones I Craven Well again, it was just like is that what ah and then that was it I was like as soon as I put you know going to together Out I was done. Joe. If you could put you into together you wouldn't take a Down in the local That's what you doing you're young you do dumb how are you? Down to the local That's what you do when you're young you do dumb. How were you? I don't know 13 or something like that. I mean that's what you do in your 13s you cause trouble I take a Python down to a pull that he was like were you on a bike? Did you have a car?

I would just carried it. I mean you put it in a pillowcase. He would take it He would take it on slithers all the time Like the next door neighbor no, no, the next door neighbor would have like these little dogs or whatever. And so he'd, I mean, he'd take a step for a slither. And like, it would be sitting in the yard and then the neighbor would come by with a dog and immediately snake would be like, and the dogs would be like, they weren't sure. But they knew. You'd see like a snake looking at a dog and the owner wasn't aware.

There was, there was a lot of stories. Do you believe when you take Never heard it used in that way because nobody takes They need their exercise He would lose it sometimes too and be like oh, we don't know where the state like in the house Like he lost it for a couple of months actually. I was born in. And we found out that it was inside one of the mattresses. Got inside one of the mattresses.

I mean, those things will get anywhere. It's just like, you're living in a house and you're living on the edge because you don't know. Jeff would be on the table crying right now. And we had to say, the house, my point is is that the the rattlesnakes you see that picture. I'll give you the picture Okay, fucking horrible at least that at least a Burmese python is not venomous I mean it will bite you but basically if you're bigger than the snake you're not gonna die or anything Yeah, it's a squeezes the life out of you every every time you exhale fucking yeah

Fucking match It's not poisonous people people out there that have snakes there's people out there that have Burmese pythons and will like sleep with them and stuff yes yes

yeah it's raised tigers yeah don't do don't do that I'm gonna go down a path here where it's like people who live with dogs that are just known for killing people yeah and it's like it's like they would say oh it's not the dog it's the owners until their fucking dog goes down to like shit out of them under like

He's fucking dog An article in the onion about this where it's like that snake eats. It's funny Did you do your cable guy who told who told me when he came to install cable? He said about a dog. He said he hears two things twice a week He hears don't worry my dog will never doesn't bite anybody It's a really nice dog and then about 20 minutes later here's that is the first time that dog Never bitten anybody so just put away your goddamn dog. Do you remember the woman who got attacked by the chimpanzee? I do yeah, there was a recent story about her. She got a face transplant

It's gonna face ripped off by the monkey. They're they're not nice animals face transplant. It's got a face ripped off by the monkey. They're not nice animals. Yeah, there was a guy in California who was attacked by a bunch of chimpanzees and he was, you know, royally fucked up. They tore up his genitals. I'm gonna come right into the chase on that.

And not just, I mean, fucked them all up. You know, it's just like, that's, I think I'd rather have a snake than a chimpanzee. If you, I mean, a chimpanzee is like If you want to live with big Wild animals that kill people then go live with them. Yeah, don't live with people I agree don't live with people and then have the tiger. Yeah, you know, you're not that fucking cool, right? Nobody knows that cool. There's a thing that I link to you one time about a guy. I had a links

You know links is not it wasn't that big but it was pretty pretty big it still can't does like a yeah does a house cat will fuck you up it doesn't like a row no I can't take it can you take it a renegative what's that can you take it a renegative I yeah I can fight in the animal I really can't mean that I mean seriously I'm not scared of any animal I got a brain like one you want animal what's that you get like a pack of chimpanzees or no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Silverback gorilla. I mean you guys see it coming. I can get something I could take that if I had a cat Yeah, the gambling gun. I get a stick Seriously, the episode of Star Trek remake fucking gunpowder shot the lizard dude Come on I can do that absolutely how you seen the preview the new brand is like

Reason is I never want to end up in a scenario where this is tested and you're putting yourself into a position We're now there's gonna be some something's gonna happen a fan Open a cave 20 We all over the internet it's gonna be all these videos Why would you say yourself up? I'm gonna be all over the internet. It's gonna be all these videos. Terrible. Why would you say yourself up? That's the first time you throw off anyone's genitals ever.

I promise. So sorry. He was always such a gentle gorilla. He was enjoying wearing the dresses later. Did you provoke him? It's like no, he's a fucking gorilla. Oh, fucking. So by the way, now I just want you to know, because of your story now,

for the rest of my life in my history on my internet It's gonna be me looking up snake poop images and that's what snake poop looks like it. It looks like an owl pill it Oh God. It's just like animal parts basically. Did you guys leave it? Do you guys leave it in the pool? No my brother jumped in there and rab I mean No you got the snake the poo Oh, oh, I don't I don't again I was out they got filters for that. I was out I just like to look at their and then like the pool people had a call in an expert. They're like what did this?

Oh a 15 foot Python Was there a like there? I mean I was like no, no, it was like no was there this is an unintended pool I'm in the middle of a Dallas suburban neighborhood was Dallas where you were living at the point? Yeah, I don't know if I want to comment okay Bernie do you have a community pool? What's that you have a community point? Yeah, I don't even know if I want to comment. Okay. Bernie, do you have the community pool? What's that? Do you have a community pool?

Yes. And it is safe for all the people who are so pervado about going to the community pool. I'm just saying, you don't know. You just went to a pool. It's probably the local reservoir of the water supply. He's dropping snakes into it. I heard a story that I get there's somewhere in Oregon.

Some they had video of the reservoir where the time gets a drinking water from and they had video of a guy peeing into the reservoir so they drained like 8 million gallons of drinking water and refilled it that's just stupid what guy peed in the drinking water like the same reservoir they found animals floating in there and they never drain it for this yes it's like that's that to me is more you know what that's um I bet that's every reservoir. Oh, yeah, yeah, man The water comes from the ground filter through like animal shit on the ground like all that any natural water is just full of animals You can drink pee mean it's sterile bear grillis. Yeah

If you're in a fucking reservoir. I mean, that's like how many parts per How many parts per million you're into water is that people are uptight about that stuff? I mean be I you know, I mean listen, they'll give you a wrong about sitting around junior P or anything like that. But like, people see a bug in a restaurant and it's like, get, there's fucking bugs in life. Get over it. It's not like the bugs are in there making me happy.

I do, I do like to live in a fan. Because you don't wanna think about that, you know what I mean? It's like, there's no, there's no if and buts about it. If you've lived, at some point in your life, you've accidentally eaten something. You think you used to bug, yeah, I mean, it just, it's happened. some point in your life, you've accidentally eaten something. You've eaten the bug? Yeah, I mean, it's just, it's happened. I'm gonna say something kind of gross.

What's that? Saturday night, I was in my house, and I walked into my dining room. So I was gonna get a beer. I'm gonna lean. And like I turned on the light, I grabbed a beer out of the fridge. I was gonna turn the light off,

and I looked on the wall over by where the dog's food is, and there was a big roach on the wall. I thought, wow, that's a giant roach. It looks kind of weird. So I got up closer to it, and I was like, is there another roach on the wall. I thought, wow, that's a giant roach. It looks kind of weird. So I got up closer to it. And I was like, is there another roach under it? No, it had picked up my dog's dog food. And I was holding it on the wall and eating it.

God. That was like, what the fuck? It was a thing. So I got a shoe and I killed it. Of course, guts go everywhere. It was filled with dog food. Oh, it was so gross. And this was dog food that partially digested roach dog food was smearedared all over the wall at any point in this encounter with the road

Did you think to yourself? I got to get this roach and take it to a pool They see See what they'll see with the actual it sees an awful animal in its house and it fucking kills it with a shoe Well when you're 13, you know You know Well, when you're 13, you know, you want to see this couple of these. It's just one of the story of animals, too I want to talk to you about this thing that I saw in reddit. You ever see those? Never seen it. But first I want to talk about this this thing about the snake that got out the house that I lived in in college We had a bunch of people there and we had announcements at her meeting like a weekly house meeting and you see how to make announcements Well fucking this guy Paul. He's standing up. There's already been like five or six announcements. All and he goes he goes oh hey uh I forgot to mention um my tarantula

my tarantula got out he's been out for like four days so if you see him just let me know everybody's like what the fuck you talking about why wouldn't this be the first announcement of the meeting and what did you wait until the meeting can tell us that and then there was a traditional loose in our house for a month and we finally found it on the wall in the kitchen and so that was That was the end of Paul's Transluc, somebody got a spatula. Somebody killed it? Yeah, somebody killed it with a spatula.

I'm going after Transluc, I'm going with more than a spatula. I'm killing it right now. Oh my god. I mean, what do you say that to somebody with a straight face? Yeah, I lost my rabbit people in this room. But like four days ago, so it's probably somewhere by now. Okay, but here's this thing. This is... I'm gonna say a picture of it. Oh my god. That is a wasp that's in Austin. That's bigger than the actual thing. Kinda looks just like a hand. What does that mean? That's bigger than the actual thing? That's the thing. I think that's a model. Tantial hawks aren't that big. Oh

I have them in my yard. Why would they do that? I don't know Why would they make a model? No, they get that big. That's the whole I'm gonna say the ones in my yard are like this big You don't think they get bigger not that big I for your for our say, I hope not. For reference, it's sitting on a guy's hand, it's like this big. It looks like... It's bigger than the guy's hand. But the ones I've seen are smaller, between an inch and two in length.

You saw the picture I put up a couple weeks ago, right? That thing was like this size of my hand. That was a spider, right? Yeah. This is a tranchilla hawk. It's like a wasp. Oh, what? It's a wasp. It's called a tr, right? Yeah. Yeah, this is a, a crantula hawk. It's like a wasp. Oh, what? It's a wasp. It's called a crantula hawk. Supposedly, it has the most painful sting.

I've read it. I got the quote right here. What do you mean the most painful sting? I will read it. Let me read this. About the sting. The tarantula hawk is relatively docile. Never seen you say that.

And you rarely sting to that provocation. However, the sting, when we can kind of provocation do an animal? You're a human and near it. However, this thing, particularly of pepsis formosa, is among the most painful of any insect, though the intense pain only lasts for about three minutes. Commenting on his own experience, one researcher described the pain as immediate excruciating pain that simply shuts down one's ability to do anything except perhaps scream

researchers mental discipline simply does not work in these situations so as you get stung and you scream I would call it the banshee was not the so why is it called a tarantula because it it kills Transually kills and lays eggs in tarantulas. Yes, so it can only exist in places where tarantulas exist The only reason I know what those are there's one time I was walking my dog and he stepped on one and It's done him and it flew off and I was like what the fuck was that and I and I looked it up and I saw that So they are in for three minutes. He didn't he's he seemed once and was like, yeah, fuck it You just kind of lived for a bit But yeah, that's the only reason I know what those are and they're all over my fucking yard

And it kills transulas and lays their eggs right? That's why they're only found in places where transulas live That's part of its life cycles. It lays eggs and transulas So Gus's house is full of transulas. That's what I've learned. Yeah That means there's probably transulas in the surrounding area Right from that conversation please no one assume that Gus has a manly dog Gus as a shit-su Yeah, it's like a like a how he has a shit-su with bangs Why? I don't know what else you can do to that dog sunglasses you see a new sunglasses

Yeah, and he has like is your wife still collecting the mini furniture? No, she doesn't collect that. Like, he had a little mini couch, like a mini chair. He hasn't been there. He hasn't been there. Hopefully the tranchial is. He's lounging out. He walked it off, right?

How did they know? Like, it won't lay eggs in anything out, like a dead bird or anything like that. It's like, hey, it has to be a tranchial, why a tranchial? It's just part of the life cycle. It's got a finish. No judge. It's only works, man.

How does it know? It's got to get it on with the trailer. It's totally like it. You know, I mean animals don't like that. I think tapeworms, they're like, part of their, tapeworms like two animals. And part of it lives in pigs. And part of it lives in people.

Does that make sense? It's like that's the two different life cycles of a tapeworm. And there's something that only live in certain animals. I mean, that's the only exist like that. I mean, you read about like some of those parasites. It's just like it reads like the Bio of the aliens from aliens. Yeah, did you read that one the oatmeal made a comic about one that was It's like it's a parasite that takes over an ant like yep, and then it controls the ant like a zombie

It makes it act like an ant then at night It makes the ant go up and crawl on pieces of grass hoping that a cow will eat it so that it can Then be live in the cow It takes the parasite takes control of the host. What's the name of the parasite? It was some really long name I'll link it in the Show you it was super and then the drawings The guy the way the guy from no meal draws it made it like super cute and but it was just like super I want to say this is a fungus am I right? I know what you're talking about the guy from no-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o Zombie it up comes and zombie virus and zombie fungus so maybe there's two there's two

There's one live inside the other yeah, and then the other he does too is after the ant gets up It like tries to get it up in the sun where it dries out to and then it like sprouts a spore of The ant head. Yeah, it's pretty gross. Well, I mean what's going on with that with an ant right? I mean an ant is almost like a mechanism I mean there's not a whole lot going on with that with an ant right? I mean an ant is almost like a Mechanism I mean there's not whole lot going on inside of an ant word. Yeah, I Have a swim because that's awesome. You should try that sometimes. I don't know. Poo All right, unfortunately we got to wrap this up despite how fascinating or silly I Don't I can't believe I'm known for so long and I've never heard these snake stories before I got a bunch of them all right Well, I hope it's not a press memory. it was like a lifeguard was just a really big dick well I hope

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