Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #122

Episode Date: July 13, 2011

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church.

Twisted metal, now only on peacock His little story that should be told about Bernie Jeff Jack Gus and Joe will world stuck and dead and jobs with the drunk tanks So let's get it on let's get it on Okay, before we go any further that's our tweet. I have seen the Xbox 360 multi-disk changer that Ben Heck built up. Yeah, please. Fucking stop. I mean, texting and aiming. I hate to sound like an asshole. Messaging us. But literally 50% of my personal comments on the website are that fucking link. It's like someone will post a link to the story at Kotaku and then the next person will post the immediate thing like 30 seconds like, did you not see? It's right right there already hey while we're at it to

If anyone ever sends the link to the fucking lady calling and yelling at the island of that house to anybody in our company I'm gonna ban you We must have got that a thousand time. We love you guys Yeah, I was just gonna say I like the audience Did you guys hear there is a bill going into Congress that's gonna shut down? I don't know if you got that We've been getting a lot of repeat submissions. Oh my god. I'm on the podcast lately. I feel like yeah You talk about that you being too lazy and wanting a this-changer like 70 podcasts to go

Yeah, people have a really good memory. We have a bunch of elephants listening to it I Think people just go back and listen to old podcasts or some people have just started listening and have done a marathon. We're big in the pack of drum demographics, what you're saying. You know what I've learned from Twitter in regards to the drunk tank podcast is that people will fall asleep listening to it, which is first of all, how dare you. And secondly, that if they do that, they end up dreaming about us. I don't know if I'm comfortable with that. Yeah. In the whole history of red versus blue, I don't remember getting so many messages about people dreaming about us. I don't know if I'm comfortable with that. Yeah. In the whole history of Red vs. Blue, I don't remember getting so many messages about people

dreaming about us. Yeah. Gus, you're a big subject of dreams. We're in their head. Because we're laying right there next to them, which brings sweet nothings angrily. Yeah. Why don't we just start lacing like the last 15 minutes of the podcast with like, sleep therapy? Things that would benefit us.

Or we should get a fit in my the mic and just have subliminal advertising going on the whole time. Buy a DVD. Gus wants a technological death. Has anyone seen the new 360 changer? Please email it to Gus over and over. So what Gus is talking about this weird phenomenon in our personal comments on the website, when something comes up that

Might be relevant to us people just post it again and again, and they'll literally like I said Someone will post it and then someone will leave the very next post like 20 minutes later saying have you seen this yet? And a link to the exact same thing they'll stack three or four times. Yeah, I got multiples I think there's there was one user on the site key we're so Yeah, I got multiples. I think there was one user on the site key we're so Came into my personal comments. He noticed on his own. It's like oh my god. Have you seen the multidis change? He just he just abs fired though. He is like a huge can of gasoline He doesn't start any fires but goddamn it's he maximum he likes to fan the flames. Yeah, yeah, he's like Billy Joel Our pie no one's gonna get that reference. Oh, I'll link a video in the link

Don't be so. Billy Joel was very popular in the 70s and the 80s People know who Billy Joel is come. I don't yeah people know who Billy Joel If you asked Brandon to name two Billy Joel songs do you think he could get let's do it? I can't I can go get him right now We don't even let's not even mention that he's a musician. Okay. All right. Okay. Here he comes. We could probably mention he's a politician or... I need to set up a fifth mic here just in case we...

How long does that take 24? 25, I think? 25? Brand new. You were also surprised when no one on your Xbox Live friend list had ever heard of John Wayne. So... It is true. Wow. He didn't know who John Wayne was. And then, who was it? No one knew who Don Rickles was? Well, it's Don Rickles 90 years old.

Don Rickles, wasn't he- Was it some of your episodes? He's in Toy Story 3. He's in Toy Story 3. Or Mr. Tortilla Head. Fucking hilarious. In Toy Story 3. Goddamnit.

We're just, we're just, we're watching the settle and talk about the thing. You can take my, uh, we're going to settle it in total. They could take my mic. These guys are going to ask you a question. Alright, we're going to ask you a question. We're going to probably ask you a series of questions, okay? Alright. Brandon, pardon me, he need everybody. Hey, hey, hey, first up, how old are you?

24, 25. 25. Okay. Seriously? Do you already over for you? Do you know who Billy Joel is? Uh, yeah, the musician. Can you, what is his instrument? Seriously? Let's go with...

It's between guitar and piano. It's between guitar and piano. Okay. It's a big conflict here. He was in journey. Don't try to film us. He was not in journey. They're the guys with the white shirt. Billy Joel, good piano. You're gonna go with piano. Okay, can you name two Billy Joel songs? To the night. To the night.

To the night. You're not gonna get it out right? You're so into this. That's one Billy Joel song. To the night, yeah. Yeah, to the night. And the other one is to the very Jeff that's that's ridiculous no he did that song about um you know wanting to

be free you know what you know what all right I don't know anything about Billie jill but I swear to God I he probably that's such a generic generic bullshit song do you will both have neither of those the second song doesn't exist and the first song is not Billy Joel But yeah, I just do you think people of your age range would know that's what started We were just curious. We want your real Billy Joel. We made a Billy Joel reference. I think it's it's definitely possible I wouldn't describe myself as big in a music so I Barely know music is going on now. I definitely would not what you have a car

Yeah, right and in your car is a CD player probably, or MP3 player. A CD player? You guys are old. You guys are old. Alright, you've got an MP3 player. Yeah. I don't even know, is that old? Should a car and I have a CD player?

What, what are you listening to today? Like when you drove into work this morning, what were you listening to? I was listening to sports radio. When you're not listening to sports radio. It would be my my iPhone is music that I've collected over the last 10 years but most of it's music I had when I was in high school. So what's the now playing on your iPhone right now? Do you have it with you? I'm just curious. Is it like I'm gonna say there's like, see everyone Everybody use bus at their iPhone and just go to the melee play the whatever's not now playing Pretty sure mine would be Hank Williams minds. I know I'm far away from the micro Joe Nazborn one of us

Like late 90s there you go. Let's see what's in my now playing right now is girl talk minds a big boy. He's childish can be no Rihanna there's some Rihanna, she's new. Yeah, there you are. She's hit all the kids. Durand, Durand. What Durand ran song? Ordinary World. Is it song from a layer cake? It's also the song from Durand, Durand. It's also the song from like 10 years before layer cake. I have a question for I have a question for Brandon about Billy Joel. Who is Billy Joel married to? I have no very famous famous woman. I've got one for that. I've got a funny story. By the way There was a photo of her Bernie about two weeks ago. Did you see that photo? She looks 20. She's almost 60 dude. I know She's gonna be 60. Did you ever hear how he bagged her?

He told the story, I heard him tell the story a little while ago on like a radio program. He was at St. Bart's, you know? That's a 60 year old woman. Where Niko. Where Niko has his summer home. Yeah. He was at St. Bart's playing.

Just, he grabbed the piano at a bar because he saw her and the other, the red head one. What's her name? It was Mary Jorot's story. It's Christy Brinkley and the redhead supermodel. The redhead supermodel was the one with Celeste Salon. No, no, no, the one that was Mary J. Everhart. No, not Angie Everhart.

She was never a supermodel. What's the other heart was a supermodel? Was she? Yeah, I don't think so. You're talking about... I don't think she qualifies as a supermodel. Angie Everhart. She didn't even go to annual income.

Yeah. No, I think... I can see through walls. Google, Google, Google, and Angela, as a supermodel, I always imagine her more as like a Vellangeray model. Like, supermodels don't typically- Which is pretty fucking super when you think about it. I guess, but you know, like supermodels don't typically

like star in the, uh, penny bowl or whatever. That's a 60 year old one. The Billy Jolder, the piano- Anyway. Yeah. Oh, I like that guy. So anyway, who is the redhead that's made me run for so long? Sarah Gilbert.

I know who you're talking about. Rachel Hunter. Rachel Hunter. Look, he saw both of them, like, at the bar. So he wouldn't grab the piano and just started singing songs to him, figured he'd bang one of them. Did he end up there? He met Christy Brinkley there.

Yeah. And they got introduced. And then I guess, like, when they met the second time, she't remember his name so she said you know what you look like a Joe I'm gonna call you Joe from now on So she made up a name for him and passed it off as a nickname because she could not remember what his name was Thank you, Brandon. I guess you get your way that the brand is waved in the microphone You can hear the wave Maybe they're in the bar that night because

Christy Brinkley was consoling Rachel Hunter Rachel. I was like I'm a fucking superman. I'm Mary Rod Stewart Yes, and that's nice. She meets Billy. She all rats. He had one song in 1979 You suck with them. What's a good rock song? Maggie Maggie Rhythm of my heart is that another one to the forever young for every young? That's another big one. Yeah, yeah, it was like the prom song for a full decade. What was your prom song Jack? Time of your life by green day. That's a good song. Yeah, I just said that with the finale of science I was actually named the song good ridden

Did they put that on the prom program good ridden. No, I don't think so. See you losers. I have watched every single episode of Seinfeld ever and Good Riddens was the song that they played during the end of Seinfeld. That's terrible, terrible finale. Yeah, it was terrible finale. That was actually on the clip show they did before the finale. Okay, but I had a weird thing. Yesterday I saw an episode of Seinfeld that I have never seen before. What was it? It was the one, apparently Rob Schneider was on an episode of Seinfeld.

I had never seen it before. And he had a hearing aid and he pretended like he couldn't hear whenever Elaine would ask him to do something. He worked at J.P.Derman. And it was this whole thing about how she was going to like, she knew that he was faking it and she was going to try to prove that he was faking it. That he only faked his deafness when somebody was asking him to do some work that he didn't want to do. That does not sound familiar.

I had never seen it before. It was not a very good episode. I can tell you that. Was Elaine making copies? And Jerry had a jacket from the Friars Club that he had borrowed because he went into the Friars Club and didn't have one. That sounds familiar Was Adam Sandler also in the episode because isn't that the only way Rob China gets to appear in any length pretty much I guess I know that Adam Sandler was an investor in So how much a zookeeper make speaking of that like crew guy? I think I've made like 34 million opening weekend or something. I will refer to what does the gorilla get on the back end

Did you see the thing? What is the gorilla get on the back end? Did you see the thing where he wants? Just a thing on Reddit where people are like they were like this at agency was going into old Reruns of TV shows and CGI adding stuff into it like they were adding in there There's like an advertisement for zookeeper on a rerun of how I met your mother that they had added in digitally So wait, I've been doing this for years. On the show. It's a rerun. It's an old episode from maybe two, three years ago.

Yeah. They CGI added in a movie poster for the zookeeper. Oh, okay. I got no problems with that. See, when you say they CGI adds into old shows, I was saying you understand there's a commercial breaks, right? And then they show new commercial. No, wait a minute.

They update those ones that they go into the stage. It's weird. They put it in the show. Fred Astaire had a walk on cameo. About the two keeper. I think it was friends. That was one of the biggest sources revenue was friends had a shit load of product placement. I don't know if you know this or not.

That's a big one TV. We're in a product placement did they have? Tivo was a big one. Like if you look at Rachel and what's her name? Monica's apartment. They always had a Tivo like a plushie doll. Yeah. Plushie doll.

They had just sitting there on their next to their TV and things like that. There was something to do about that. I read just recently about that. They had to frame around their people and then I guess that was a mirror at one point and they accidentally broke it Because they didn't want to have a people they want to have a mirror there But then somebody like on the first day of the set broke it

And so they just left the frame sitting up around the people. Huh, there you go. That's your friends knowledge Friends trivia. I've also seen I think almost every episode of friends ever because my wife went through a stage when we were first married Probably when she was pregnant when she would watch friends when it was on the air was still on the air, I think almost every episode of friends ever because my wife went through sage when we were first married Probably when she was pregnant when she would watch friends when it was on the air was still on the air I think when they go up in 2000s I was married in 2001 so Anyway, it was on the air and must have gone off probably like that year 2001 2002 Yeah, it was like right when it was in syndication and so on the air so she'd watch show on the air and then it was on twice

A day on syndication so she would watch friends 11 times. Which basically if you think about every two weeks, she would watch a season. So every like month, she would go through the whole runner friends. I think she'd seen it like 20 times. Yeah. She was a friends fanatic. I think the close I used to watch a lot of the Simpsons. They used to syndicate it like twice a night on the local Fox affiliate. Man, when I lived a lot of the Simpsons. They used to syndicate it like twice and I on the local Fox affiliate. Man, when I lived in New Jersey, Simpsons is on four times a day. Wow.

It was awesome. It was on from six to seven and then from 10 to 11 every day. You know, I have that Seinfeld box set. And I kind of started making my way through watching all those episodes, but I'm about halfway through. That's kind of a thing I guess I'm going through right now. I have the Seinfeld box set, the Lost Box set, and I have most of the Simpsons DVDs. And I've been going through. That's kind of a thing I guess I'm going through right now. I have the Seinfeld box set, the Lost Box set,

and I have most of the symptoms of DVDs. And I've been going through and watching all three of those over again. You know what? I just was, I was all set to buy the $199 box set for Star Trek the next generation. And it went to Netflix and now I'm not gonna buy it. I don't know if you know the Netflix stuff works.

Like, I don't, because our stuff is not on Netflix streaming but that's by choice. I, it's like, I can tell you for sure they lost $199 sale because now I can just get it on Netflix. They lost it twice because Griffin had kept going, had gone to Best Buy like three times in the last month to get it and they were always out.

And yeah, now we don't have to. So she's gonna watch it too. Tell me, yeah, she's like the world's biggest star technician fan. We watched the first episode of the day. It was fucking terrible. Yeah, I can counter at far point. We counter at far point.

That's our new shit. That cue shit's terrible. Cue is the innest the worst. I love cue. Do you really? I love cue. I like you got better after that. I love cue.

I love cue in my memory until I watched in counter at far point. Really, I never liked cue. I was thought of having a character that can do anything is stupid at any point. Superman's crying somewhere in his forte's quality right now. They even brought him back saying, I can't do everything.

They can do a lot of things, but he can't even know Q. Let's be honest. Yeah, but I'm getting the point now where one of my kiddos is old enough, so I just want to start watching Scar Trek next generation with him. That's cool. And so it's a perfect way to do it. Are you going to change your Netflix plan at all?

Now that they've changed their pricing structure yesterday? I don't see a need to have DVDs anymore. But you're talking about is they now raise their prices and they no longer have a physical plan along with a streaming plan. Right, they separated those two products. Do you guys still have your physical plans? I have to. I did, I just canceled it

Oh, I dumped mine the day that they came out with the streaming only plan. Oh, yeah, yeah, I have three discs somewhere in my house That I now I'm gonna have to pay for they're gonna make a shit Little money. Yeah, I think they listed the prices. It's like if you don't return a DVD It's like 16 bucks if you don't return a blue ray. I think it's 20 bucks. Yeah, they got us for two jeans and Worcester DVDs that my wife lost. Oh yeah, when I switched plans. They weren't lost in the mail? And actually, I just canceled my streaming plan yesterday. You did?

Yeah, because I realized I hadn't used it for like three months. I was like, oh, it's good, I'll cancel it. And then I went on there to cancel it. And it's like your next billing will be like August 11th or whatever, which is like a month away. And I was like, OK, just cancel it. And like, well, if you cancel it now, it's immediately canceled. You don't get that remainder. So they just shut it off. And I was like, well, we'll screw you

then. No things I'm done. Always immediately. Yeah. Yeah. Just suck it up. Yeah. Eat the two weeks. I said, if it's not you can be there forever. Yeah. Yeah. Got their hooks in your case. You can also put it on hold if you want. You can like put your account on hold. But then you can only do that for like three months. And they start charging again. Like, no, I Like no, I'm done. No, thank you. Yes Is I'm the old people would do like my damn wrong vacation, but his Netflix on hold I don't even think about it here. Here's something happened. He didn't shoot it because he was scared it would be sad I already had somebody coming at me about my brother saying your brother sounds like a

way cooler guy than you. But what Jeff is talking about is my dog that I had growing up. My dad had to go on an extended vacation to Florida because he had to take care of his mother who was ailing and my dog Alex went everywhere with my dad and Where my dad went to move away for six months to take care of his mother essentially He knew the dog would be sad so he put the dog down like oh my god The god the dog was old but I mean it was literally this conversation of hey, where's where's Alex? Where's he it's like oh your dad had to put down when he left for Florida Our dog Where is he? It's like oh your dad had to put down when he left for Florida Dog

Wait, it's like it was like a 12 year old dog, but the dog was gonna be too depressed when my dad left So they had the dog put to sleep Jesus Christ. Yeah, right. That's something. There's something there There's something there that I should spend money figuring out I think I'll just play you Vegas With your pet dog I think I'll just play Muevegas in this video. With your pet dog. And you get a cute dog. And you get a cute dog.

I don't like video games where you shoot dogs. No. I don't like that. I never have like that. I don't like that in Call of Duty. I don't like that in Castle of Lufanstein. Resident Evil. I didn't realize how much dog shooting there was in the video.

It's just another dog shooting. Yep. Muevegas shoot a bunch of dogs too. Call of Duty. Oh, three dogs. Yeah. The Fast and Agile. shooting there wasn't really Yeah, yep, yep, new Vegas you shoot a bunch of dogs too called duty Oh, three or so. Yeah, the fast and agile you never should cats like a household cat, you know like a crazy rabbit cat I can't even think of a single video game reading that This gotta be shoot a tiger and the dead rising to Yeah, that's right. That's it. That's you have Bernstein house cat. Yeah, I didn't I did not shoot the tiger

I fed the tight stakes. I hear stories all the time on CNN about how there are tigers that are house cats briefly By the way, I have never Jack. I have never cursed you as loudly as I cursed you Watching the video of you taming the tiger I'm neverizing to that was such a bastard It will when you you must have ended that really well because it looks like total luck how you don't know Oh, he ate one steak twice, which is a glitch and then I got the achievement for it it took me like 40 fucking yeah that fucking sucked it's fucking sucked it's like the sticks are in front of your eyes to try to yeah it's it took me like I think nine or 10

attempts to get that so watch this video it'll be a two oh I guess it happened off screen I guess he ate two steaks by half yeah yeah three yet if we this tiger three steaks and you basically would chuck these stakes at the tiger, and they would just run up and mullish. It's like, I would wait, like I would be dropping stakes between me and the tiger, hoping he would see them. Nope, he would just run right over there and go for me.

The big walking stake. Didn't give a shit. By the way, I should clarify, or close up a point from before. Zookeeper is now up to $22.5 dollars. Does it say what its budget was 80 million What's that guess the not so happy Madison production on that one? Yeah, that's kind of a rough one. What's it up to worldwide? 30 million total so Kevin James not the box office gold. He wants was I guess did you see the trailer for Jack and Jill? Oh god

Unfortunately, I did I thought it was a joke when I saw it on TV. I was like, are we watching Saturday Night Live? Yeah, it's the new Adam Sandler movie where he plays himself and his sister. His twin sister. No, you think Adam Sandler and Eddie Murphy have some kind of a bet? Let's see how far we can shit on American. Well Eddie Murphy made Dave in Pluto Nash. Oh, man.

Paul Blart made $150 million. It was a big fucking movie. There was only $26 million to make it. I'm making a sequel too. What's that? I'm making a sequel to my red. To Paul Bart. I was flipping through Netflix TV shows the other day and I saw that there's some reality show that follows mall cops in the mall of America. Oh

I think it's called mall cops I like segue training and stuff Paul Paul Blart and Observe and report came out at the exact same time. Oh, yeah I was like, yeah, there's no I feel bad for Kevin James. He's about to get trounced not the case Did you see Observe and report? Yeah, that's a dark dark movie dark. It's it's seriously Man, that is that is a crazy movie. It is a yeah, that movie will catch you by surprise Dude, that's a movie where I think I fell in love with Anna Ferris because that girl will do anything

How could you not fall in love with Anna Ferris? She's America sweetheart. Yeah She I mean seriously she's awesome. She is she's hilarious. I'm gonna look her over now What she and she's married to a big fat dude, too. Yeah, they just got married not to like the height of a career She made fat dude. He's like the new Simon Monjack Yeah, I told it doesn't turn out the same way how come Anna Ferris is not showing up here Two hours. Yeah, no, I look it up. Go to good of bookmarks History, okay, I'll go to bookmarks history. Yeah, I'm gonna go to history. No, it's one hour. Oh, I'll be dead. What is she doing? I heard I think she's been in like this. She's in take me home tonight. She was in another screen not screen. What is it?

She was in Yogi bear. She was in Oh God. Alvin and chipmunks the squeak wall. And yeah, she was in she was in Yogi. And yeah, she was in she was in yogi stellar movie career there I want to say yogi the bear right? I The yogi bear I guess you can't can make winners making money right? She's an almost scary movie movies She was on one time. She was an entourage for a while too, right? Oh, yeah, she was a turtle. No E wasn't she Wait, wasn't she supposed to be like one of the oh she was she was one of the East clients. East clients is like a second client.

Yeah, it was awesome in the house bunny. She, yeah, now I was about to get the house bunny and talk about that. But there was something we were talking about. We were talking about Entourage the other day where there was somebody who was up on their Entourage knowledge. And after they were kept talking about Entourage for two long it's like, you can definitely talk about

that show for too long before. Yeah. People's opinion, you can go down pretty quickly. I too long before. Yeah. Yeah. You people's opinion, you go down pretty quickly. I mean, I think a lot of people have seen on To Raj, but to be like, I'm a hardcore on To Raj. I got the box set. I've got to take you to a special place. Is that actually still on the TV?

I think so. I think this is going to be the last season. Yeah, I think I watched it up to the point where they just wrapped up Aquaman, I guess. It was like the season where they were premiering Aquaman, which I think was like three. I think that's as far as I've seen it too. Yeah. If you've never seen Androgyz, it's a show on HBO about a famous guy and his friends in Los Angeles.

If he rises, do the ranks of Hollywood-Ears actors. And they have the trials and tribulations. There's some good stuff in that show. Yeah, like trying to get Turtle his limited edition sneakers. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, there's character named Rufio. Why would you reference that like everyone in the world has seen that movie and knows it? That works before if you would all if you know who Rufio is you know who that character is you know who that actor is okay I could have named that that actor anything else that movie sucks So if you know who the guy is you know who he is there you know the guy personally then you know him personally If you see him in the movie and you remember him then you know who he is

So this is relevant to everybody ever So if you think I've just neish from that guy. Yeah turtle guts Special playing the character of Rufio in the I'm gonna make it even harder for people to identify I think Jack goes out of his way to try to make Disney references I think that's what happens. It doesn't matter what it is. Is that Disney? This was hooked this fucking Peter Pan right? Is Peter Pan owned by Disney? I'm sure it is now. Are you sure? No, I hooked? It's fucking Peter Pan, right? It's Peter Pan owned by Disney. I'm sure it is now.

Are you sure? No, I'm sure. I think it's one of those stories that's been told for, you know, like a Grim Brothers fairy tale that they co-opted. Yeah, I'm pretty sure if it was a movie adaptation of Peter Pan that it was Disney. I'll look it up. Alright, so that was Boine of Easton. I was like, I bet Alison Wonderland is not a Disney product.

What's that? I think Alison Wonderland is not a Disney product or that big character. The original movie is. You make a good point. So, thank you. You see it right, the Disney movie. If you see the Disney movie and you know it's a Disney movie, then it's a Disney movie. Then it totally makes sense.

All right, I'm gonna look this up and I'm Jack's gonna prove me wrong. Have you ever seen Hook, Jeff? I watched it probably five times in the last year because my kid likes it It's fucking boring. I think I've ever seen it. He's getting all choked up about it It's really really one of the few Julie Roberts movies where I don't mind her. Julie Roberts pretty hot What's your problem with Julie Roberts? Someone about her just bugs me. Okay, here we go. Here we go Tell us what bugs you about Julie Roberts. I don't know She's in a movie right now with Tom Hanks, right? That Larry Crown movie?

No, it does not look good to me. That looks like a bizarre movie. Tom Hanks is a student. It's like 40-year old version too, right? That's what I gathered from it. So bizarre. Carrie Fisher had a cameo in hook. Really? She was his wife, right? Doesn't actually show much information here in Hook. It was rather than William's wife, I think. Mrs. Pan. Mrs. Pan. It's TriStar. No, it's TriStar party, Disney.

No, it's Columbia TriStar. Which has never been Sony. Jack was right. Thank you. Sony now. It's not Disney. Coca-Cola back then, I guess. So, edit the podcast.

We're at the Aquaman right. Okay. We don't want to throw people off. Thank you. Cut to what was wrong again. We'll just cut like old old audio snippets of Jack saying something wrong and then we'll be right. So how excited are you guys about the last Harry Potter movie coming out? I'm going in midnight. Pretty. It's more night. Ethan excited. I'm super excited. I can't tell you. We can't wait for there not to be anymore Harry Potter. How excited I am that the last Harry Potter movie is finally coming out

I haven't seen the last couple I probably won't say this one have you read them? no no that's for nerds I'm gonna cry reading this for you yeah complete take a picture of crying on a movie theater okay watch the mad you should have filmed me an up okay Griffin said she was embarrassed to sit next to him hey she's the one who fucking lost it at Toy Story 3 not as bad as to you lost it no You should have filmed me an up. Chris and said she was embarrassed to sit next to me.

She's the one who lost it at Toy Story 3. Not as bad as you lost it. I lost it in Toy Story 3. She hit the leave of the theater and I'm locked afterward. She hit the leave of the theater in Toy Story 3. The pics are great. She's here. I'm telling you, they have some darkness in them.

It was just some... I cried in the Cars 2, but that was mostly because I paid for two tickets. It was me. And Cars 2. How did that movie get through Pixar? I don't know. I mean, they threw the colon. I think...

I don't know. I don't know. Like Cars 2 was the first Pixar movie ever where I was like just completely non-interested at all. Someone made that combo breaker image showing all the r the tomato reviews for all the different Pixar movies. Speaking of Colons, let me ask you a question. Gus told me about this special coffee, where they feed the coffee beans to Monji's

marmot. Marmot. Yeah, it's called a cement. So that, and then it shits them out, and then you make coffee out of it. That's like to be the best coffee in the world. 500 bucks a pound, right? Super, super expensive.

There's some kind of enzyme in the diegis retract of this market. It seems like they're going to be able to find that enzyme. They eat the bean and the enzyme neutralizes like the acidity of the coffee and then they shit the bean out whole and then they take these beans and then they clean them and roast them. Yeah I'm sure they I'm sure they clean the shit out of it. It's supposed to be like the most smooth where's the coffee you can get? Where is this made again? I think it's made like an Indonesia has the cleanest Can you imagine just like there's a bunch of like Indonesian workers sitting around like Watching those ants events waiting for them to take dumps like I have three more beans 500 more love a bag

Smash her a force to be these more 500 more love a bag I Smash for speedy more A pound of coffee The land was probably all hopped up on casting That the peel off the roof anyway, I'm really curious to try that's got some so given the given the Pound to me and we're trying four ounces four ounces. How much is it per pan? It's not ridiculous is the four ounces. Four ounces. How much is it per pan? It's not ridiculous. The four ounces was like 85 bucks.

Oh wow. Wow dude. Four ounces is 85 bucks. How much coffee does four ounces make? Not much. I'll find out when I get it. I went to order a breakdown when somebody sent out, when they were complaining about the rising cost of gas.

How much gas was per gallon versus other things per gallon when they broke it out? Oh yeah. I think the most expensive thing per gallon was mouthwash. Was mouthwash is really expensive. 85 bucks a gallon or something like that. Wow. Incjet printer ink per gallon was like $800 a gallon. I think it was ridiculous like that.

All of those pretty bad too. But Gus has done a weird thing lately that seems very un-gust. Like Gus, you've made some changes in your life in the last few years that are very counter to the person I thought you were. Like I always thought of you as a very low maintenance dude. Like you don't want anything in your life

that requires high maintenance. And now you have a little dog. You even got a house that was a high maintenance house when you first got it? That wasn't high maintenance for me. Someone else had it. Oh no. Oh no. Okay, you even got a house that was a high maintenance house when you first got it. That wasn't high maintenance for me. Someone else had it. Oh no. Oh no.

Okay, you're right. You're right. I see that you remember 18 phone calls in one day. I seem to remember you living in a different facility every week for four months. And now you started this thing where we have a coffee machine and we even have a very nice person who is nice to come in every morning and make the coffee and start it going. But you have this method for making coffee that involves a coffee grinder. I'm gonna say if I get this right, I'm gonna beaker and then he has a laser

temperature there. He does have that. And a separate thing that he'd up like he heats up his water and he gets out this gun that he uses with a laser to test the temperature of the water and right when it gets to a certain degree then he puts it into this beaker, caps it, and then does this pressing with like a suction pressing and makes one cup of coffee. Technically it makes a shot of espresso. And then you add hot water to it to make the marijuana. It is true because he I said please maybe cup of coffee this looks tremendous and so he finally went through this whole process. He made this tiny little shot of coffee and then goes over the tap water and just pours it. I did not tap water. I hit the hot water. I got to say I

was amazed at this process and I didn't think it would last very long and it's lasted longer than I thought but the edges are fraying on it. I got I got he's up to Starbucks like three days a week I got Starbucks this morning. I was in a hurry. I had to set up the podcast Yeah, I saw get Starbucks on Monday too. I got Starbucks on Monday because the half and half has turned and Yeah, did you use it? You didn't notice You're using it right now I was just thinking my coffee said that you didn't notice how it like curdles up and makes that layer on top of the coffee? I was wondering about that.

You just bite through that and then you get to the liquid below. The expiration date on it is still good. So I left it in there like I was. Yeah, it was July 27th. Yeah, but it was something definitely weird about. Yeah, it came out when blood, blood, blood, blood yeah came out with blood blood blood Yeah, I have no chunk. I have not gotten a I'm not had chance to go buy more Remember I showed it to you know, I think there's something wrong Well the day was still good. I wasn't sure what He doesn't like maintenance. He's out of my fix itself I took the Brandon Farmeenie School of a problem solver. Yeah, whoever touched it last got a throw it away.

I don't really care about that kind of stuff. No. You know you don't. No, I don't. I really don't. You'll leave pizza out like for four days in a row and then go eat it. It doesn't. I don't think I've ever had food poisoning in my life.

You always talk about it. I've never had that. Whatever that is. When you go to foreign country, do you drink the water? Yeah, sure. I go to Australia, but you can't talk me can't wait one time like so is that packs last year I bought some top pot donuts and we ate them that I left them in the booth overnight covered You know in the in the box the next morning I came I was like oh there's donuts

I started eating them and she was like what are you doing? I was like eating the donuts. He's like those have been out there since yesterday Yeah, that's not good. Yeah, donuts. He's like there's like there's like bacteria's falling on them. I was like It was covered. Yeah, all right. It's bacteria. It's bacteria you can't fit through. It won't go through cardboard. Yeah. Don't it's fine.

I feel like you leave them. It's like bread, right? Donuts are a lot safer than pizza. For sure. It's a dairy. It's cooked. I'll do it. I have no problem.

I eat raw everything too. Like whenever we do the cooking for the grill Yeah, I always have to make sure that I cook things more for other people because I would just essentially Sear it on one side like a steak. I'd see her on one side and then immediately flip it's here on the other side Me done you should start making that Amsterdam delicacy they sold this that day at that bar. The raw hamburger with I love raw hamburgers Raw hamburgers awesome It's one of the most dangerous things you can do.

But once again, it hasn't gotten me yet, so I'm sure we've talked about that extensively on the podcast. That was pretty funny. One time I was at the... you know there's a telling restaurant downtown, Carmelo's? Fucking Oli. I was down there with my in-laws and I ordered this appetizer. I didn't know what it was. It got to the table and it was like a plate covered in very thinly sliced raw meat And I was like that looks kind of grushing out like capers and oil on it And it came with some lemons. I was like this weird. I started eating the meat. I was like, oh, it's really gross

You know what? You're like why would they sell this? And I realized oh, you're supposed to put the lemon on the meat and like the citric acid cooks it's so thin right after that It was delicious. It was one of the most awesome things I've ever seen so cooked the raw meat with citric acid from the lemon. Yeah, like ceviche That's a ceviche. Yeah, I like ceviche. It's the same thing. It's like it's chemically cooked. I like everything Not late anything. He's really turned to this everyone's changing around here Gus you're now high maintenance freak and Jeff is like mr. Adventurous eater. We'll eat anything I'm gonna flood I'll eat anything but turned half and half You don't know nothing to your old shit coffee. Don't not get to you try it man. It's like who doesn't want coffee you can choose

I can't complain about the half and half but I'm gonna drink shit coffee I know right you're gonna eat lemur poop coffee see Jack look the half and half is creeping up the side of my cup There's yeah, that's creepy. You think there's some people in Indonesia that are like listen, we know Americans will fall for anything We just got to come up with what's the most ridiculous scenario we can come up with the charge a lot of money Let's make them eat poop and have them pay a lot of money for it I thought we could trick them into eating Seventy and pay out the ass for it literally literally I bet I can get them to make a T out of it.

It's like shit. Turned up to do it. I saw, I want you to, before we get off the coffee, the conversation, I want you to post that video finally that we saw the guys taking the perfect cup of coffee. Yeah, yeah, that's weird. I saw this story that they're speaking of like Indonesia at that part of the world.

I saw the story where I guess people in the Philippines or someone at MIT developed this method for providing indoor illumination for poor people in the Philippines. What they would do is drive a fire engine in the house and turn on the siren. All they would do is they cut holes in the roof and fill like a leader plastic bottle

with water and bleach and then stick the bottle in the roof and then it refract stick the bottle in the roof. And then it refracts the light in such a way that it's like having a 60 watt light bulb. It refracts the sunlight in such a way that it's like having a 60 watt light bulb inside. Apparently these slums are like tin shacks and you just get in there and they're crammed together

so tightly that everyone's like a cave and they live in darkness in the middle of the day. And so having a light in your, I guess your shack, I guess, for lack of a better term is a big deal. So they have these, I guess they're like sheets of corrugated steel. They can cut a hole in it and they put that two litre bottle in there filled with water and bleach and that's all it is. Like, the city can provide light.

It can last for like 10 years. They put the bleach in just to prevent algae growth Right, so it doesn't cloud up. That's pretty cool This is a long similar terms. I just bought a alarm clock that runs on the water What does that mean? It it uses the electrolytes in water to power the alarm clock and it lasts for six months on one serving of water How much is the serving? It's like a cup like a cup of water one serving of water. How much is the serving? It's like a cup of water. It's a waterfall. Yeah, it's like you're a river. Such little, it requires so little, such a little amount of electricity to power the clock that it just sucks it out of the electrolytes.

How could you fill it with spit? I don't know. We could do some experiments. Mark your calendars right now. Six months from today, Jeff is going to be late for work. No, they have been, he will hate the alarm clock on that day. It has a chip in it that stores enough that it'll tell you when the water is bad. And you can go and replace it without losing your time.

And so here's what I'm curious is that you put water in this thing. And the electrolytes in the water you said, they power the clock for six months. What is the water at the end of the six months? It's electrolyte with water. It's just water. You know how you can go to, if you get a whole foods, they have all the fancy water and you can buy electrolyte enhanced water, you can buy electrolyte de-hance water.

You can? No. Like, I'm going to start selling it, because I'm going to have it. You're going to have it at a clock. You end up serving every six months. Yeah. I'm going to charge $400 a pound. That's the ultimate for civets. Yeah.

He keeps his event in the room and goes up another hundred hundred dollars a day. The, I was in Whole Foods the other day because I had a culinary milestone Dude, I'm really proud of it. It's like unlocking the Da Vinci code. Do you know what I did Jack? I did not know what you did I Made the Fogo did Oh That's right. I saw that on Twitter man. I tweeted a photo of them you figure it out. He tried what you tell me

Yeah, he gave me one that was a couple days old and old It was a day. I had bacteria on it had bacteria and I didn't care I ate it even cold It's still it tastes it exactly like it. Yeah, yeah, like you you couldn't tell the difference. That's amazing Yeah, dude. Well, he had a good one. Don't share that secret this event this event ate it before Jeff No, I found a recipe for it. I was in whole food. He reminded me of it because one of the main ingredients in it was love Tapioca flour. Did you even know this existed tapioca flour? No, I've never made anything like this when the we've done like making the batter dough is even the right word it was like a Bowl full of liquid gum

Hmm, it was really interesting looking what kind of cheese is it? Parmesan cheese. Oh shit. Yeah, there's also kind of Brazilian cheese. What these things are, is they're like little balls of bread and cheese, like the perfect mixture of cheese and bread to where the bread never completely hardens, I guess, it's like churts, like gooey. It's the intersection of delicious and yum. Yeah, exactly. And they serve these things at Folk in a channel where it was a restaurant we go to and often sometimes when we want to celebrate something fun. We want a gourd. It's like 60 bucks to get in and it's the only restaurant I've ever been with is basically charge a cover charge. And

then you sit there with a little card and you put it on green and when you put the card to green and you lay it down on your table. Dude's come around with big swords with meat on them, all different kinds of meat, and then they serve it to you and you can have whatever you want. There's like, what, 20 kinds of meat? You put it down. Something like that. And then when you've got a fully gorge,

do you flip the card over to red and they stop coming up to you? And you can flip as many times you want. You go crazy, right? You got a giant salad bar. But in between, they keep bringing around these bread balls, which I was addicted to forever. It's so good. I was so proud to be. Dude, their salad bar has full strips of bacon and it's the best thing for me. They have a plate of bacon. You're not kidding. People go there for the meat, but that salad bar, they have a

sparigas that looks like a tree. Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. You get a piece of a sparigas. It was a tree brain. It's like if Mark McGuire was aparagus That would be him So jitter hit what three thousand? Yeah, five or five on the day Well, that's very good way to do it. Yeah, so people still like jitter right? Yes, you know popular No, it has problem with them the dude who I read a story that the dude who caught the you know his three thousand hit Was a home run the dude who caught the home run immediately gave it to the Yankees. The Yankees thanked him again, a bunch of signed, you know,

member of Belia and uh... And it gets, yeah, sweet, a sweet uh, for the remainder of the season at the Yankees Stadium. And I guess they realized that he's an after, he might have to pay taxes and all that stuff. It's all worth, it's all worth about $120,000. Yeah, you did. And the dude had a very good disposition about it.

He was like, oh, you know, that sucks. You know, I'll pay taxes. That's iris as a job to do. If I get had a very good disposition about it. He was like, you know, that sucks. I'll pay taxes. I rest as a job to do. If I get taxed, I get taxed. He's like, I'll pay for it. But he's like, it'd be nice if they cut me a break. But I'm not going to complain about all the stuff I got. Yeah, they were saying that balls worth about a quarter of a million dollars if you would have sold it.

That was the estimated value of that ball. And he gave it back to the Yankees saying, thank you. That's cool. Nice guy. Yeah. I mean, I guess nobody remembers the guy who caught the McGuire ball. And he's gave it back to the Yankees saying thank you. That's cool. Nice guy. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I guess nobody remembers the guy who caught the McGuire ball and then sold to Todd McFarlane. Yeah, Todd McFarlane Bonner actually made a million dollars. There was a documentary about those guys who caught the the ball that Barry Bon said over the wall to break the record. And it's all about like these two guys fought over the ball. And one guy sued another guy because he said he bit him and then stole it from him.

And I forget that I honestly it's like foul ball or something like that. I'll have to look it up. But it's a fantastic documentary. Where'd you see this on Netflix right now? No, I saw this self-by-self-west. So I'm sure it's on Netflix or something. But yeah, that's a big deal.

I mean, that's a quarter of a million dollars or a million or two dollars coming at you. Whoever grabs it gets it. And there's really no rules over when possession takes place. You see the guy at the ranger's game who died trying to catch a home run ball? No, no, it wasn't a home run ball. The ending was over and Josh Hamilton was throwing the ball to like an over the wall and a guy reached for it slipped, fell 20 feet and I guess he like he broke his back in front of his kid yeah in front of his kid and then he had a heart attack on the way to the hot.

It was almost a year to the day after the last time it happened at Ranger Stadium or at the ballpark in Arlington. Man. The dude who did it last year survived and I think he fell from higher. Yeah he fell from the second balcony or the second deck to the lower deck and broke his ankle and like broke a rib or two or he got a concussion. This guy fell, let's let's distance and died. But they showed it like they showed it on TV and like, oh look the guy slipped, oh, it's like kind of funny and he laughed about it and was like, oh shit, that was like and that was like on Wednesday last week right? Wednesday or Thursday. Yeah, yeah. Some idiot at the home run derby at the All Star game on Monday was standing at a table up and you

know, out in the outfield trying to catch foul balls and fell over the fucking rail. They caught him. His friends caught him. Yeah. Like he was gone. They were holding him by the ankles. He was over the fucking rail. It's like it like seen a school bully like holding her by the ankles. It was like that. You know, he's like fucking shit. I hold him in the eyes. He's shaking down. Sportsman of a village. No joke. That's what finally put OJ with. Yeah, that's right I mean somebody got killed that he got off from that But he goes into steal some sportsman, remember really and then he goes to jail

You know something funny about that. I was the biggest one. Yeah. Oh, what are you really? Yeah, I just heard Something really odd the guy who recorded the phone conversation that ultimately put OJ away the guy who owned the sportsman Really his daughter playmate of the year That's right. She was on a hard serve talking about that. She changed her last name to protect herself from OJ fans, but she's still talking about it. Nobody looks at our story anymore. I think that someone tweet that he had only worked. He's only been on like six days in July. Yeah. He's only doing three days a week. He does three days a week than four days. But apparently he's doing three days a year.

Yeah, and then it'll be three from here until he just retires on his polymoney, I guess. Slowly writing that polymoney into the sunset. Well, we do four shows a month. So we have room to talk. Chief Hunter puts out four episodes a day. No, I know. I'm just for the pod.

And that's roughly equal to one episode of The Howard Stern. Yeah. If you were to, like, how long it would take you to listen to all of the back catalog of Howard Stern, so like, how many hours of back catalog? It's over 20,000 hours. 20,000 hours? Yeah.

Wow. Depending on how far back you go into this catalog, you just come here, it's over 30 years old. Current stuff like that gets dated, too. Oh, it's very in the moment. Dude, I can't, I'm a huge Howard Stern fan. I can't listen to a show that's more than a week old. I just can't do it.

Oh yeah? No. Like, you can listen to some of the classic stuff, like some of the stuff that your wife listens to, but it's just like, it's just like, it's just talking about shit you don't care about anymore. I'm sure. Oh yeah.

Like, it's hard to go back and listen to how hot Jessica Han is. Right, exactly. Or Tony Ketain. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's like having a time machine or yeah or about how what's their face from baywatch is the hottest chick of all time yeah ironically Billy Joe was on my face Brandon somehow missed that I guess not the huge Howard Sturfan no go figure so what's going on video game world guys

oh a missplosion man comes out today yeah I got a perfect review on joystick did it really yeah yeah it's a lot of fun Fragrine I've been playing it a little bit. It's good times. I think I hope my my kids is old enough to play that with me now Multiplayer was a test of patience millie millie really like explosion man because she got the stuff the animal and she can't she can Beat the first level and that's it and then but she's always like I want to play explosion man Which means daddy has to play explosion and she watches daddy fucking sucks Yeah, so it's become a fresh right thing for me. I'm like hey, let's just play them all instead And we got the new Harry Potter game came out yesterday and I beat it

Those are the first game in a long time. I just straight up beat I just yesterday I was uploading a large file and it's kind of sat there for about I think about five hours and I beat the game from start to finish Yeah, that was one of Jeff's early on, like, thousand point games. Oh, yeah. That's a tough thousand points. Harry Potter 5. Oh, no. So I think you could probably thousand point this. What was it in a day?

What's OOP stand for? It's Harry Potter. Over the Phoenix. Oh, that's what I said. There are hundreds of collectibles in that game. Yeah, this one has like four per level. And I think there's like eight levels, eight, nine levels. I'll do, I'm going to do a video.

Okay, this week. The early noir reefer madness The LC came out yesterday I got I finished like 45 minutes. Yeah, it was a great way to spend 30 minutes That seems like the lily brief. It seems like a brilliant DLC for that game. It was good. It was fun. Still haven't played it I'm not not even not even it was that game up yet It was a fun DLC because like the whole like the whole heart of the mechanics of that game are like the interrogations you know people and the reason for managing to do any of that shit.

Like you've asked one guy two questions and that's it and the rest of it's just gunfighting. Like you you ask the clerk at the 20th century grocery store you ask him two questions and that's you also asked the dude at the the canary. Parnell, Mr. Parnell, you have to ask him like three questions. Oh, do you? Yeah, did you shoot him? I don't think I asked him at all. You ask him if he knows, you know, the guy for he crews Something about deliveries I don't remember that and about about profiteering from the war when is the Edizami DLC coming out for Ellie I'm curious about that. You know what's coming up in two weeks burning. What's coming up to you today? Is matter of fact. What's that?

Three-year anniversary of achievement honor. Oh, really? July 27th. Huh. Jackson's a guy who'd be big in anniversaries, I guess. That's cool. Hey, you started dating someone recently. Do you guys have a dating anniversary?

I don't think we do. You better figure that out. Month of anniversaries? I'm pretty sure we're friends for a real long time before we started dating. So it kind of just transitioned as opposed though There wasn't like a single moment. I don't think Sounds like you're talking about Jeff

I was kidding you got her in front I was talking about Jeff you get off pretty easy for anniversaries, right? Yeah, Griffin doesn't give a shit about any of that Gus just requested off like a month for his anniversary. Yeah, he's September taking a month off. Yeah, we can have Remember he did he did this thing. He was gonna do where where he would get remarried every year get remarried every year What happened to that thing? That's a lot of work. It was a lot of work I should remember two people telling you it was a lot of work We were right one guy was you say I was just one guy was tattooed Yeah, like it's it's it's nice having Adam here now

So I feel like I can actually leave for a while and not worry that the site's gonna break. Oh yeah, I'm very, very happy about that. Well, when you're here, we don't ever worry about the site breaking. Break what you're here not. Yeah, but then I have to get it working. I have to get it working again. I remember on my honeymoon,

I was like, I would have to pull over, like we were driving around through New England, I'd have to pull over on my sidekick, SSHN servers, and fucking try to reboot stuff and get stuff back up and running again. Man, I was at a bar last week and I saw somebody on the sidekick SSHN servers and fucking try reboot stuff and get stuff back up and running again. Man, I was at a bar last week and I saw somebody on a sidekick. It was like, I forgot. Was it like a new one or no rule?

I don't know, just a little sidekick to me. Do they still make them? I think there's like a sidekick three. Like I remember there was like the LS or something. I'll look it up. I completely forgot they existed and I had like 60. Dude, I went from a Motorola razor to an iPhone. I made the big job Never look that I see your sidekick 4G. They make a sidekick 4G. Wow, they're still kicking it. Huh?

Oh, they make a sidekick Android phone That's great. Wow. Is it is that T-Mobile? Is that what the subkick is? Yeah? Yeah, T-Mobile. Oh, there's some dude. Oh, it's dude looks like the dude from lonely island talking to me. Oh, yeah, it looks like a Jorm not Jorma. Yarm key Kiva. Yarm. Yorma. Is that what it is? Yeah Yeah, it's like one of those ads with the the Catherine Zeta Jones look a light girl the younger Catherine Zeta Yeah, she's hot my wife is hot. My wife hates that girl really she really does every time the commercial comes on She just starts like talking about how much she hates her. I hate the commercials about love the girl. I like her I'm getting a sidekick. Oh, yeah, I'm totally doing it. Why not? I'm gonna go old school

Get a pager you with it. We love those sidekicks, but they were so fucking slow I don't remember like trying to load a website or anything that being said though It's still the day the best aim experience. I've had on the phone. Yeah, yeah. It's a keyboard was nice. God, I mean, even like switching between chats on aim under if you remember, you could hit the bumpers and it would like slide between all the different open chats you had. Really, really, like, I don't like, I know we've talked about it before, I don't like when they switched to the track ball instead of the scroll wheel.

Because the scroll wheel, like, you knew how many clicks everything was away and the track ball was just kind of sliding around. Do you ever use AIM on your iPhone? No. I don't either. I haven't used it in a year. They're gonna have I message in iOS 5 this fall. You know, we're in July now,

and I've heard anything about announcement about the next iPhone. You're usually in June, July's when they make the announcement. Yeah, I have a speculation as it'll be on September. Well, first they do the leak, and then they do the announcement, right? No, that was the last cycle. This moto is having trouble breaking into the Apple headquarters this year The busy throwing on the busy throwing stuff off the third balcony of their apartment complex. Yeah, speaking of which

Did you I hate to bring intention to this kind of thing? But did you guys hear that yours or three was leaked? Yeah, and it's entirety Yeah, yeah, I think they've tracked down where it came from yeah epic first place right where did it where did it come from I think it was somewhere in France again fucking France man they don't give a fucking France oh wait no wait they don't give life fuck so no no I remember not no no no it wasn't France it was um I believe they said that it was an unsecured FTP server where like assets were put up for press. Fuck you dumb shits. Really? I think I'll have to double check that and I'll put the link in the link down but I think it was something weird like that.

I guess they both are the worst leak ever was the one where um What was it they put up on Xbox Live for like 99 million points? It was reach wasn't it? It wasn't reach as a reach and they said you keep well Don't worry. It's right there never can see it But nobody can get it and within like an hour somebody got Yeah, how could you not see that that was gonna happen? Yeah people people figure it out people people will find a way But where those press copies as well. I think that's what that was it was like a downloadable version that press could get We're using codes and then someone figured it out. Yeah.

What's a reach or crackdown to? Some of them crack down to was one of the first deal, like downloadable. It was reach. It was reach. Yeah, no, it was reach because it was up there. It was like surprising that it was put out there in the open that much.

But that is how we got our copy of Crackdown to. Somebody called us to those codes, which was really cool. Well, Microsoft gave us one of those, and that is somebody. I don't know. Someone emailed us. Somebody named the pirate big. The worst thing ever though, I still think is

that Half Life 2 leak. Where they killed. The source code came out, but about 18 months before the game was supposed to ship. Yeah, it's Jesus. Somebody just got into Valve and put, what, keystroke recorders? Yeah, I think so.

On Gabe Newell's computer. And yeah, they basically had full access to Valve and they put out Half Life 2. And then valve had to say yeah that's really it that's all the social. Didn't they steal the source code before the game was announced? I think so I don't know. It was something really early. Yeah and they completely revamped the game as a result and the game is delayed I think took like four or five years total for the game to come out after that. Yeah. Now compared to how long half-Life 3 is taking to come out.

It doesn't seem like that long at all. Maybe Half-Life 3 was secretly stolen, and we just don't know about it. That's the only way to do that. Secretly stolen? Secretly believed that the guy hasn't the- He gets sitting on eBay right now. Wait and sell it. They're gonna- they're definitely gonna make a Half-Life 3, right?

I would hope so. No, no, no. News of the world, that's the thing. We could. We still haven't seen Half-Life 2, Episode 3. I don't think they're gonna do that. I don't think they are either. I think people have a band in episodic. They'll just roll that into Half Life 3. It's not just DLC. It's dead right? Episode of gaming. It just got renamed. It's DLC. Yeah. And they have DLC packs and people seem to understand that better. I mean, you could have very easily called like the Mass Effect 2 DLC episode 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 or LA nor are they've had four DLCs in a month or two months.

Which by the way, are they going to make any more do you? I don't think they've even announced anything more. Because like 2K and Rockstar and Bondy are not friendly anymore. They're not pals. So I wonder what happens to because like that's a game that's perfect for DLC. Yeah, I know when I finished Refer Manus, there's actually kind of sad thinking about that, about what a schism there is between those people, like, you might not see an LL-E 2. And that could be the last DLC you get, and there could easily be, I think there's room

in the achievements for another 350 points. I could be three and a half more DLCs, former DLCs. The new Vegas DLC comes out next week. Old World Blues. What game is the most DLC? Not obviously NCAA football. I think they released 22 DLCs on the first day. Sure the sports games have a lot of that stuff. You're talking like like excremations and content and stuff. Yeah, we drag it into it's seven. I mean like Mass Effect had seven. Mass Effect is five. I think Mass Effect two had five. Now you see DLC you mean content not just like our compacts. Like content that includes achievements.

Contact, okay, content. 20 of the Dragon Age 1 had set. I'm gonna call it duty games, I have like 3 or 4. This one has 3. Well, so far. Now we'd say if it's easy, 7, I'd be 7 would be the most I've heard of. Yeah, that's a lot. I mean, I thought the mall had a lot.

And the mall had 4 I think. Mass Effect 2 had 5 I think, through Shadow Bro shadowbroker which was fucking awesome I still haven't touched mass effect shadowbrokers great I played all the way through mass effect original one thousand point of that to get ready to play mass effect to wait a few months and then played it I'm so far about it to play a mass effect to an insanity yeah I've got all I got a thousand I get whatever 12 50 out of 12 50 in mass effect to Adam's finishing up his insanity run right now Yeah, he's been cursing about it. Did you guys play the arrival? Yeah, I did I did not was any good no

It didn't do very well. It was okay. I shouldn't say wasn't it was it was it was shadowbroker was just so good It's hard to top that yeah, yeah, he's where I should play the shadow to what's that? Cassini stole a memory. I remember being pretty good to. Oh yeah. Yeah, that was really basic. Yeah. That was like one environment where you're partying. Yeah, partying. Yeah. Did you ever finish Dead Space 2?

I never played Dead Space 2. You never touched Dead Space 2? And I always want to play Dead Space 2 because everyone talks about how the tutorial mission is like the greatest tutorial mission ever. The opening level in Dead Space 2 is pretty fantastic. I should play it. I should play it. And I'm still, I'm not in New Vegas now.

That's my current like treadmill game. Well, you can get trapped in there for years Yeah, I pretty much am here's a loading screen and then I play I'm playing that on hardcore mode We talked about a few weeks ago. Yeah, it's kind of pain the idea you're canteen keeping up with I did I wanted to say thank you to J. R. Cubs. Maybe that's junior cubs on the site. He sent me the code He never used his code for the classic pack Wow, and so he sent it to me. And I said, are you sure?

Because this is worth 20 bucks on eBay. And I give you some, he's like, no, it's a take it. That's cool. And he got me my canteen. And so I don't have to keep up with water as much. You still do, but not quite as much. That's much easier. So it just automatically refills itself for.

Every now and then you see a message on the screen saying, you take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen Also, I didn't touch it. Don't do anything. Oh wow In fact, it's weird. They say if you don't play on hardcore That people who don't need to drink they they see that message all the time they get annoyed by it Yeah, I like I've never played hardcore and I see it cut I like when the game first came out I had to look up like in the fallout wiki. I was like what the fuck is this? I don't know why do I constantly see this you're back on fall Fallout 3 right now. Yeah, I'm replaying Fallout 3 right now.

That's great. Great game. Great fucking game. It really is. By the way, as soon as I got to the strip, I finally, the strip was like the last thing I went to. Like I explored almost the entire desert in New Vegas. As soon as I got to the strip, my loading time's on doors when I'm going way up.

What it is is that it'll load the thing and it'll go to black. Like it's coming out of the door, but then I hear the noise of wherever the environment is that I'm going into and it sits in there for like 20 seconds and then it obviously pops in. I hope it doesn't get any worse for you. I hope it doesn't too. And also it just patched it. Like just the other day of a patched it again

and that's the same time I had the problem. So people have suggested a lot of things to me. And like people have said that, you know, try installing the game of your hard drive, done that, try installing it to a USB drive, done that. You know, move your saves to your hard drive and your install to your USB drive, done that. That at the other way, I've done it all,

delete your cash, done that, I've done everything. Someone finally suggested that I hadn't heard the other day though. They said that that will happen if you have too many save files. I broke 100 save files to it at the same time. So they said, if you go back, I haven't played in New Vegas again since then, but while I will when the DLC comes out, so I'm gonna test it then, but they said if you delete, you know, most of your save files and just

keep the last several that it improves your load times. Okay, I'll try that because I'll try that and see if it works. And I can actually just I can just move them to the hard drive. Yeah, right? Like move my first lady. Yeah, just move them away. I'm the same way. I'm the same way. Especially in that every time I get through doors, I say, I don't lady. Oh, boy. I'm the same way. I'm the same. Especially in that every time I get through doors like save. So I don't trust the auto save like I'm going to fuck something up. At least the file sizes are manageable. I was looking for space a little while ago. And I was looking back at old save files. BioShock had like a leaven Meg save files. Yeah, some games are like, and I had over a hundred saves in bioShock.

And so like every all of my spaces eaten up by bioShock save. I think fallout saves are bigger than that. I don't think so. Cause I have like 70 something Fallout saves on Fallout 3. Still, and I only make like 11 11. That being said, the 360 dashboard, the tools for managing your files are a lot better than they used to be. Yeah, like you can move whole directors now. Oh my god, that's the best. As opposed to file by file. Did you see the oblivion special edition just came out? I think the YSPR anniversary? Yeah, we missed it on Awe, but yeah, it's got all the DLC and everything attached

to it with like 30 bucks. All the horse armor? All the horse armor. So they didn't do anything to the game, it's a bundle, sale thing. Yeah, it's cool. Was that the first game to have DLC? That was because they had the horse armor.

The horse armor was a big deal. Yeah. I don't know if it was the first game of DLC, I mean, I'm sure. That's the long horse 360 game to have DLC. Yeah, because I know that like Splinter Cell on the Xbox had DLC instead of Halo 2. Yeah, yeah, Halo 2 had the blocks for your storage. Oh, right.

You download the map pack and it's like this is 5,000 blocks. It's like, how big is that? With the block. Splinter Cell Chaos Theory was that on the Xbox? That's the one with like a spies versus merks for the multiplayer, right? Yes, yes. God, that was a fun mode.

And if you all ever had a chance to play that very much, with like one team has to sneak and the other teams like the assault. Yeah, we always kind of have brushed up against and gotten close to working with Ubisoft a lot of different times. And they wanted us to do something with that mode from a machinima piece, but we just couldn't ever, the way the mode was set up with cameras and all that, there was they wanted us to do something with that mode from a machinima

piece but we just couldn't ever the way the mode was set up with cameras and all that there was just no way to do it so it's been fun to work on something like that. Yeah I remember us trying to figure it out we were in like a it was like the level was like a movie theater and I remember spending like a day in that movie theater trying to figure out how to make it work. It's a fun game. I think they heard somebody else do something that was fucking terrible. I've never seen it.

Yeah. Um, but uh, is there anything else going on with games? Uh, I'm playing NCAA 12 right now. That came out too. I say you've been playing a lot of football games. Yeah, I get obsessed. There's this, we're having this month long achievement mega race on achievement 100 for the 3 year anniversary. By the way, dude in first place is 18,000 points right now.

Uh, I have like 3,000. But I get, I got focused in a fucking football games because I play, I've got like 700 points at every football game and they're relatively easy, they're just time consuming. So out of the 13 football games between Madden and NCAA, I'm just trying to thousand point them all. No, that, those thing like yesterday when I beat Harry Potter,

I think I had like 32 of 50 achievements and I got like 400 points. Yeah, it's like, come on, give me one. Yeah, it sucks. I've got like over half the achievements in cars to and I have 300 points Fucking sucks. But anyway, so playing cars to well mille in I plan it together. Wow, man Let's actually not a bad game, but but yes Well, I'm just I'm in football hell right now because all the stuff on that is like five star recruiting classes and dynasty shit And like I played for five hours last night

I got three achievements. There's some of those that are brutal on those football games There's this one like that I finally it's my new nemesis. I finally got it last night at about midnight But there's an achievement to get what's called in your game designated as an ESPN instant classic Oh, yeah, and there's no real criteria for it They just the game just has to determine that your game was good enough to be a classic I had some games last night that were like I had a game The lead changed five times throughout the game with like four seconds to go in the fourth quarter I tied it up with a safety

Wow went into triple overtime and one off a like a off a field-gold Sneak and Didn't count that was an instant classic. No, I don't know. It was, I finally, the instant classic game was finally a game I lost, actually. I lost in quadruple over time, triple over time. The game you just described would be the most insane game in the world.

I don't think I've ever seen anything like that. Time and safety would be awesome. Tied on a safety and ran as the clock was running out. We playing naturally or we're trying to... I'm playing naturally. Yeah, like you can modify sliders and stuff in those games to try to turn things in your favor, but it's just, it's a lot of, it's just too much management, you know. You might as well just play the game, so you just put it on like all-star difficulty or high-small difficulty and then just try to keep up.

Mm-hmm. And that's what I did. But yeah, and then I spent an hour and a half playing like two minute games like that. That it just like every game was like more ridiculous in the last. Before I finally got it. And I couldn't do it. Like I played with Alabama. I couldn't do with Alabama. I finally did it like Michigan versus Missouri. I was just looking for a different rivalry because they say rivalry games give you a better opportunity. And finally I got it. A little round joke game or some shit. I don't think of that as being a rivalry deal. That's SEC and big 12. I don't know. Or as being a rival. He's yeah, it's SEC and big 12 I don't know. Oh wait, no, it's big. They're both packed in this year. Not packed in big big 10 this year

I need either those teams in the SEC One thing whatever. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm a big 12 and big 10. Yeah, I'm pretty sure Michigan's big 10 I don't know if Missouri left or Nebraska left and Nebraska is with big 10 now and I've been missing state. I don't remember but anyway, it was Michigan of Missouri. I think it is with big 10 now and the mission is state I don't remember but it was mission in the Missouri. I think it's Missouri big 10 now. I don't know. I thought they took two of our teams. I know I know Nebraska's got a big 12 has those thing big 12 has 10 teams and big 10 has 12 teams. That's not confusing at all. No, not at all. Jeff, you have a 93,000 game score. Yeah, I'm trying to hit a hundred thousand this month

during the contest. I won't win the contest by any stretch, but I'd like to at least break a hundred thousand And if I can get past a couple football games all I'll do it because I'm spending way too much time getting like Three hours to get 10 gamers. Oh dude. I kind of shit. We should talk about game fails Yeah, let's say you guys the lunch game fails. Yeah, well, we love game fails hugely successful brand new channel on YouTube Sure, it's very very awesome. What is game fails? It's a new channel and it's a hugely successful brand new channel on YouTube. Sure. It's very, very awesome. What is Game Pales? It's a new channel and it's a hugely successful new channel on YouTube. I want to help you play the game. No, I did, I did.

So, you know, fails of the week is very popular. It's turned out to be pretty successful. But, and we make an episode of Fails of the Week every Friday for those that don't know, that is 10 funny Halo Reach Fails, that Jack's the Lex, and then we make commentary over and We've to date since last September when we started it we've received like 75,000 submissions Mm-hmm, and I think Jack is still on October of last year on this because we just can't get the known so but it's like all that great content

We just can't get to so we created a new YouTube channel We have to figure our way to integrate it into a shoeumahunter.com too, where it's just like, just the fails, like the 20, 30 second fails in little bite-sized chunks that we put like five a day up. And it's not just Halo Reached, we've got, so we got a really funny Grand Theft Auto one up right now. I'm watching it right now, the helicopter one. The helicopter one, yeah.

Got some left for dead ones, a lot of call duty. We're actually having a contest this week, the best Call of Duty fails, get 1600 MS points. Wow, they've done a submitted buy. Submit them on a Mariner. Submit them on a Mariner, midnight. I think I can find all that information on midnight six. in a contest this week the best Call of Duty fails get 1600 MS points. Wow. They've done a minute by tonight. They've done a minute by tomorrow night at midnight. I think I can find all that information on midnight. Yeah, and I think we'll do a contest a week like that.

Yeah, so like next week you know, next week we'll be like left for dead or years of war. Next week we'll be left for dead. Yeah, I think so. Alright, so prep your left for dead. Clips. So, yeah, if you get a YouTube.com slash game fails or soon achieve a hundred.com, you can just go and watch, like,

I think we've got about 75 of them up. We'll put up another five or six a day. Nice. Don't subscribe. And we'll be doing contest. Yeah, so it's generally well. But we're still kind of like, you know, feeling that exactly what we want to do with it

as far as, you know, everything goes, but it's going well. Do you have a recommendation for people who are submitting game fails, like what it would take to get on there? Or what's something that turned you guys off for where you won't put it up? I'll tell you right now, the average Call of Duty submission

is fucking terrible. What's terrible about that? I think it's just like an analogy to generalize, but the average Call of Duty fan doesn't seem to understand the concept of fails. Like the best part about, and the reason we started fails of the week is because we're all fucking terrible at Halo And we do the dumbest shit and it's like I'm never gonna make one of those top 10 highlight Reels

I want to do the opposite and just have you know be a little self-deprecating I'm like, haha look how terrible I was I fucking you know I shot the blast or with my rocket launcher and killed my entire team Yeah, yeah, yeah, and uh, but all and everybody seems to get that across the board But all the college you ones are like yeah, this dude totally tried to snipe me, but he failed, because I fucking owned him. Yeah, that's different. Like 400 times.

Yeah, it's like, yeah, check out this guy, fail and trying to get me with the Tomahawk, owned, it's like, yeah, like the other team failed miserably. Like when I go through fails of the week now, when I, when I'm re, like we ask people to do descriptions, anytime, like the other team failed at the leader,

I'm gonna look at the club. It's like, no, no, or like this guy, delete. Yeah, exactly, we're not, we're not trying to inflate your ego, folks. Yeah. Interesting. So if you go try to, yeah, I think you said in flight, there you go, make their skills seem better. Yeah. Look at me. Look me being a bad ass. I got failed miserably. I got less stands. Awesome. Yeah. Perfection. I called it a nuke fail Anyway, yeah, they're whole town failed cuz I killed them all So yeah, don't do that. Yeah, so we don't like those clips

No funny ones though like there was one is a call duty fail Where guys diffusing the bomb as the time is running out in the game and it like diffuses and then explodes and it's like bomb diffused That's pretty fun. Yeah, that's great That's a thing stuff like that as well Or one guy called in a care package and if I this is up right now He called in a care package and he's like standing around waiting for it to drop and it hits the roof next to him Go straight up in the air just crushes him Probably that was funny. That was very funny. I want you to come back. I never happened to you in the army

No, I haven't do it. Dude. I do briefly You pushed a woman on your own. Yeah, I said. I pushed a female journalist on your own. All right, well, let's, uh, we've probably wrapped this shit up. Wait a minute, we're going to... There was something you weren't talking about with, uh, you ran on a flash shot. Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I should bring that up real fast. So I read this story on slash. It's a little unbelievable. Um, and I'm going off my memory here. But I believe it was in Minnesota. This family moves into a house. Their neighbor's kid wanders over. Four-year-old kid wanders over to their house. So they pick the kid back up to take him back to the neighbor.

As they're carrying the kid back over, they give the kid a kiss, I guess, while carrying him, give the kid back to the neighbor. And the neighbor's like, they're pedophiles. So then the neighbor goes on a vendetta, hacks their weapon key for their Wi-Fi, logs into their Wi-Fi, since threatening emails to the vice president uploads trial pornography to fake

my space pages and then tries to get them arrested. That FBI investigates because this guy's sending death threats to the vice president. And if I realized that it wasn't him, it was his neighbor. So they arrested him. They gave him a plea deal to go to prison for two years. The guy turned it down. Got sentenced to 18 years in prison. Oh, what? I read that this morning. What a fucking asshole that guy was. Wow. But still, I, you can have some sympathy for somebody who fucks up on the plea deal thing. Yeah. I mean, 16 years of his life, you can take him have taken two and he got 18 years man. I mean, I sure the guys nasty only committed a crime and he should go to jail,

but I think everyone can identify with the duty like, oops. No, no, that's like a level of like mental instability. I don't think that guy should ever be out. This guy went like on a calculated attack. You know, this like cracking this, they said it took him a couple of weeks to crack the web, crack the web password. Like, you know this like cracking this they said it took him a couple weeks to craft the wet crack the web password Like you know he kept at it like the anger didn't just like hit him. He did something you know I'd appear much No, he kept methodically working at it also as a parent I'm not too crazy about strangers kissing my kid, but it sounds like it they knew each other and their neighbors No, they had just moved it. Oh, like they were just meeting but I had you've had two four-year-olds at this point in your life now correct

They're no longer for it. Can you ever remember a time when your foyer Well, it's got out of your house and went to a neighbor's house and you were so unaware that you didn't notice it right No, I can see why the four-year-old was wandering the neighborhood by themselves if this guy has time to you know Sit there and try to crack a password for two weeks straight, you know I mean dude if my kids not in the room I'm not like lording over her, but I would like my ears always cock listening and I if I hear a fucking door open in the house And I'm not aware of it and I'm at the front door trying to figure out what's going on or it's a ghost or it's a ghost No, sure when you have kids in the house every now and then you just yell their names for no reason at all

If your parents ever did that. That's why because they just want to know where the hell you are. It's true Yeah, you totally do that. Yeah, you just like you give the stern voice like what are you doing? Child so nervous, but watch and Dora you're like okay, you better be Keep it that way. I wish I heard they usually hear something drop or something Metal hit before nothing Yeah, that's it's just unbelievable The what you did and then the sentence I unbelievable. What he did and then the sentence. I still think the craziest thing I've ever heard along those same lines is the woman who

killed the girl by posing as the boy. She drove her crazy to the point where the girl killed herself. She was the friend's mom. There were two girls at a high school and there were friends and as teenage girls tend to do they had a falling out. And one of the girls' moms made up a boy on Facebook and started like posting as him and befriended her daughter's now nemesis and then had this like relationship with her and then for over a year. And then like broke up with her and systematically like destroy her and broke her down to where the girl killed herself. Jesus Christ. Just like one of the fucking craziest things and ever and what she did wasn't technically illegal I don't think so there was no way to prosecute her and then the lady refused to move out of neighborhood

It was like if the those parents have a problem with me. They need to move out And just like just a total absolute cunt It's like the time in cunt doesn't have it despicable human. Yeah, that's awful. That's Evil is what that is. It is evil. You just gotta hold the karma exists Supply craze gonna drop on her head. Let's hope so fail Put away a brain all back together Oh man, what pressing my own wait wait it ended. Let's talk about something happy We had to cook a bunch of steaks because Michael from Ridge quit sent us a bunch of steaks and then we had a barbecue on Friday. We thought them out They're like these Omaha steaks and so we thought them out and then oh since we thought them out We had to use them. Yeah, we didn't use them for the barbecue. So we were eating steaks the first two days in the sweet

They were awesome thinking Michael also burning. I know how to make brisket now that is true That is true. It's very very tasty. We're gonna do that again. We'll make it from on make some Friday You know make some friends think in the Thursday on the way home from work I would go pick up a slab of brisket Mm-hmm and then get in because we now know it doesn't take 12 hours. It takes about nine, maybe eight. So I'll just start at like 8 a.m. when I get in on Friday morning. No, you would do it and then eat it in the end of six or five. Yeah, or you could show up to work like a three in the morning and have it ready for lunch. There you go. How much is a slab of brisket? It was $22. Wow. Wow. Dude, we had a barbecue.

How many pounds? How heavy was this? There was 11 pounds. That whole barbecue, we fed like 70 people. That was like $140 for the meat, and that was a deal. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, the brisket is fucking cheap. It's about two bucks a pound. That is where we went.

Ridiculous. And that was competition, brisket. Well, we got competition grade. What does that mean? He's like, he was like, this is, we can't tell you. Yeah, it's, you gotta be in. We found a old school Texas butcher shop, you should get a grill and live at that place, man.

I have a grill, I don't live there yet. I got a rib eye. That's amazing. I'm holding my fingers really wide apart, so. No, no. I got a rib eye that thing. No. He did it, dude, I'm not kidding, I saw it.

It's like two and a half inches. It was like, it would tip over Fred Flintstone's car. That's how big a rib eye this was. It's like two and a half inches. It was like it would tip over a Fred Flintstones car Bigger rib eye. Was it bone in it was awesome? No, not the rib eye now, okay. Yeah, I love it Some bone in rib eyes. The T-bones are bone those people were so accommodating too Like we saw the lady like prep in holopaneas and we're like what are you doing? She's like We make this holopaneo We take holopaneos and we put cheese and sausage in them and then wrap them in bacon We're like oh, we do something kind of similar boat. That's a sausage And she's like well, I'll make that something kind of similar, but that's a sausage.

And she was like, well, I'll make that for if you want. Just let me call me the day before and tell me how many you want, what you want. I'll put anything in a whole of pain, no, I'll just let me know. Wow, of course. Yeah, and they were like, you want these special sausage? Because they had this hot links, and I was like,

oh, are these pretty hot? And they go, not really. Just a little crushed red pepper, but they have a little bit of bite. And I was like, I kind of like, I like stuff really spicy. And they're like, oh, well, do you want us to make you some like some habanero sauce or just something? Just let's go. I'll make it. Yeah, that's it. I'm fucking over there. Yeah, they were fantastic.

I can't remember their name for lunch. Yeah, just, just, just, just said you don't cook you meat very much. I just put on the hood of your car, try it back to the office and it'll be done. Yeah, just leave it in the bed. It's son. It's a slaughtered man, Shaq just flip it and then we get there's the way. We should probably mention that we will be at Comic Con. Oh, shit, we're going to be at Comic a con and when you're listening to the next podcast next Wednesday It'll be the first day of Comic Con booth 1437 1437 and and appearance this year will be Bernie Burns Matt Harlem Brandon Farma Haney Uh, Griffin Ramsey, Kathleen Zelt should you say Matt holen? Yeah, I did yo Mary Cruz and

Is that it I think it's it? Yeah, it's it. Okay. No panel this year not money. Not gonna We don't know pan the comic comp panels are weird like we don't know right up until the moment Yeah, we got a last minute last time so as of now check panel check the website just in case Yeah, it's it's could change it's a probably a no okay, and we'll we'll let you know next podcast if we did get a panel and then if We do have a post at the booth as well, and we'll you know, let's talk about it in front page And then next month we have PAX in Seattle as part of Halo Fest and we were doing a bunch of we were on the phone Yes, they doing a lot of planning for the stuff in Halo Fest They have a machinima contest they're doing for that right?

That is correct and we're helping to judge the machinima contest and one of the prizes and that is a walk-on role In red versus blue a voice roll nice you can't apply we're assuming if people can make a machinima then they have the ability to record their voice you can be immortalized forever in a red versus blue episode hey do you guys know what the big property is at Comic Con this year? like are there any movie? I guess Captain America? there'll be a lot of Captain America stuff

uh Cowboys, Nailings will probably be Cowboys and Nailings stuff there Because it opens after the week after Comic Con Scott Pilgrim Scott Pilgrim What was that last year? It was all Scott Pilgrim and Red Faction on the get What was Scott Pilgrim last year?

Two years ago, what was that? Two years ago? I think so It was like everybody turns Red Faction was definitely last year A lot of kidney powers, truck strivers Oh yeah, there were a lot of kidney problems I don't think I went last year. A lot of kidney powers, truck strippers. Oh yeah, there were a lot of kidney partners. I don't think I went last year.

You didn't know. No. You didn't know. All right, so come see us at Comic Con. And see you at PAX. Heal Fest next month. Buy lots of stuff. Yeah.

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