Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #124

Episode Date: July 27, 2011

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Yeah, it's like two minutes before the podcast, I'm like, this one, let's go. You take one fucking week off from listening to the Naruto fan podcast, and that's it. Yeah. I'll be honest, I don't even know what Naruto is. It's like that ninja anime with the headbands, you see them at all the conventions.

Ah! You don't see them as much as used to now No, I saw two at Comic Con and I noted how few of them there were they're gonna be replaced by those Brain-controlled ears that we talked about last podcast Can I say there was a lot of people who came to the booth with furry clothes? Oh, yeah, no, okay, a kuchamon. I just got the fucking we've got the official ambassador of furries working for us No, hey, my Ambassador of furries. I haven't even talked to you about that. Oh, yeah

I just got actually right before I left and I didn't have time to open it So I left and I came back. I had a little present on my bench Somebody sent me a raccoon like a little pleasure What are you supposed to do with that? Think it's better in our heads. I forgot. I didn't have a letter or anything. It just has an address. I think it's a company.

I didn't bring the box in here with me. It's kind of a long way to the studio. I'm sorry. Thank you for the kinds of thoughts. I might be a little paranoid, but I assume that anything that gets sent to us in the mail is either bugged or poisoned or both. Or both. Yeah. I'm definitely the same

the same boat. Why don't you fuck some mini-poisons? I'll let people open the packages in another room I'll be like, oh wait over here. We get a lot of like cardboard boxes that are then bent to make a different shape and then completely wrapped in tape. When we get those you will see other people step away as someone starts to cut into that. You'll see like the new like the chris and the marshals and the carries like to send on the packages and the bernies and the jess and the go slowly back. The people who remember the unibomber like, I'll be elsewhere for the next few minutes. I can date myself anymore. I remember the dude who poisoned all the Tylenol bottles.

Oh, I guess now was the unibomber. It was the same guy. Yeah, the same Ted Kaczynski was the Tylenol Poisoner all the Tylenol bottles. Oh, I guess now was the Unibomber. It was the same guy. Yeah, the shame Ted Kaczynski was the Tylenol poisoner No way. She should be a word for somebody who poisoned something That's not seem like like this is back when language was invented. That's how they killed people was poisoning poison here, right? I was talking her and Brandon so Griffin and I went to Comic Con this last weekend I was selling Griffin and Brandon this weekend the booth about the Russian politician who was poisoned. Oh, what's your politician or was he a spy?

And if fuck this face up, I'm pretty sure he was a politician. When you show me that video too of that, you know the story, right? It rings a vague bell, but I don't remember it. Yeah, the, it's crazy. It was a, with the polonium, I believe, right? I think you're right. Polonium.

He sounds like some kind of made up. I'm not saying. I think your ex, I don't know what Isn't that the thing you were talking about that's gonna replace nuclear fuel? As long as they didn't use Bologna we like them with saturated fat and processed meats Like that be an American scientist or politician against I get the feeling that the Star Trek podcast is gonna be mad at us next week Taking on the material Well, that was like a look of this dude as long as we stay away from the dilithium. Yeah, the tri-lithium. I think we'll be okay

But this was the best podcast air for you Griffin for reason Star Trek and oh My god, what if you you like you you could could you come here a new season of like a furry Troy? Get it like do you like tribbles must be the sexiest thing in the world? Like a group see Like a triple orgy in your mind I went to the start right booth. Whatever At comic home. No, you know what I'm there was like a whole trough full of tribbles and they vibrate Get out of here. What jump right in that how many did you buy? of tribbles and they vibrate. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Con next year. I actually really enjoy Comic Con, I wanna go back.

I was standing here as gorgeous. I was really jealous when I saw people going out there and talking about how nice the weather was. And the water and the airport's close. It was 105, three days in a row in Austin. But it rained, I leave the day I leave it rained, so I'm like, God damn it. It didn't rain. It didn't.

It was just like, let me just make you humid for a while. Yeah. Now we got a few drops in my house I think just like, let me just make you human for a while. Yeah. Now we got a few drops in my house, I think. Yeah, we had a few drops in my house too. I forgot to put my cover on my grill because why would I ever put my cover on my own? I did the exact same thing. And it rained and I got off.

Fuck, my whole my grill doesn't get messed up. And then I was like, oh no, no, because shooting my grill with a water gun is not going to cause rust. You know, you know, put my cover on my grill, make sure you do this on super urban or super superb suburban It's like you can go either way. Please wait what that was yeah Everyone was just talking about the the Christian fish have I ever rated about how much I hate those fish things all those different fish I don't think so you haven't seen the track fish

All those different fish and I don't think so. You haven't seen the track fish But the the thing you know they have the Christian fish. Yes, which is I mean That's that makes sense people want to represent that they believe in Christianity. That's great It's also like the story behind the Christian fish is kind of cool in itself. Go ahead. What's that? Sorry? Back back I don't know what period in Christianity if like this was doing the crusades or what but when it was illegal in a lot of places to be Christian To determine if someone else was Christian it was like the secret handshake You would draw that fish in the ground and then if the other person recognized the I feel as a room right was like early early Christianity. Hmm. That's what the way I've always understood it Okay, I was saying it was illegal to be Christian. Yeah, a lot of places. Hmm. Did you ever go to church when you were okay?

Well, like you wouldn't it it was like a civil lawsuit. Kind of like modern naming hat. Nope, they put a, they put a, they put Romans with feet under the lines, right? That's the whole story. Yeah, that's it. And then like flying the roads with the foot. I think they did the Romans feed to the lions.

I mean, is it really, then they just sort of throw everyone in their life? That's a pretty good point. So then in responses, I guess, because atheists and Darwinists always want to be smarter than Christians. I guess they made the parody Darwin fish, which is the fish that says Darwin in it and it has feet. Right. Have you seen that? Because like, oh, the fish is getting feet. So witty. Yeah. It's so great. And then there was the response fish to the parody fish,

which is the word truth, the truth fish. And it's a big truth fish eating the Darwin fish. Yeah. So the truth is eating Darwinism, which means it's better than it. That's Darwinism! That's where I thought this was famous! I never understood that! That's the most ironic thing that people put on their cars. I mean, it's like that is survival of the fitness, it makes no sense at all. So that's my wonder.

The truth fish should have like extra feet and teeth. Then that would make it even worse. Exactly right. Truth lives on because it killed the other smaller fish. It is powered by the weaker. I feel like we should stay short prayer now. No offense to you if you're listening to this podcast in your truth fish car. What are your darlin fish car? Or your spaghetti monster fish car.

Or your Kalvin Hobbs fish car. Or Kalvin peeing on monster fish car or your Kalvin Hobbs fish car or Calvin peeing on the fish That's the one that really bugs me not to get not to hang on religion because I don't care I really don't care guys like I don't care But the one where Calvin is like kneeling before the cross or whatever just because That just doesn't fit with the character and it bugs me because I really liked Calvin and Hobbs. Like he wasn't the like, you know, like he was irreverent and that was sort of the point. You know, actually, it's one of those things too,

if you think about it too deeply, what did Calvin do? He just imagined stuff all the time. Like everything he dealt with was fake and imaginary. So why would you want to include him in religious iconography at all? It doesn't make sense. Okay. Like if you have an opinion about Chevy or Ford.

It's because he's not peeing. That's why. Do you know that Bill Watterson, the guy who created Calvin and Hobbs, he never licensed it for anything ever. Yeah. Not one thing. So he made the books and that was it. So if you've ever seen a Calvin and Hobbs piece of merchandise anywhere, it doesn't mean he sure in a ball or wherever. Sticker. Was it intentional?

Was it just, you know, have you ever like read something about? He just didn't, he didn't prosecute anyone for it. I think he just let him go, right? And he had a really sad, he had a really sad comment that he made in my paraphrase here, but he was talking about that and how he was driving down the road one day, pulled up behind a car that had one of these Calvin stickers on it. And he just sat there looking at it and he just shook his head and said, what have they

done to you, my boy? What have they done to you? And that's such a sad thing to say from the creative that I've never seen Bill Warrison in person? No, no, no, thank you. Is that the guy? Yeah, as a kid, I'm sure. I mean, on the back of the books and stuff.

I don't think I'm. Yeah, as a kid, I'm sure. I mean on the back of the books and stuff I think that that's the point. I mean, I think that we sometimes the whole like intellectual property thing gets kind of like overblown a little bit where people just get to you like Why you still that you still that you still that when it's some it's really hard to come up with an original idea And you don't know really what stolen or what's not a pretty sure the Calvin Hobb stuff is still No, no, no, no, obviously obviously, but I think that You don't want to be an asshole, but at the same time, you have to maintain control over how the things that you make come across. And if people are using these images, they

can... You think he should have spent more time like going after that stuff? It looks like the death. He looks like... He looks like Erkel mixed with Freddie Mercury. He looks like... He looks like... He looks like the nerdy is Freddie Mercury. That's exactly what I was going to say. He looks like the death. He does look like the death. He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He does look like the death. He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He's totally... He Mercury. That's exactly what I was gonna say. He looks like the dad. He does look like the dad. He's totally with a mustache. Yeah, he definitely does. Great Jeff back me up. Yeah, no no. Greatest dad ever. Yeah, the dad and the dad and Calvin. Yeah, when he swine to Calvin, why black and white photo men? Why black and white photos are black and white? God, I love that discussion. Was that your inspiration for telling your kids you invented the color red yes And I invented the color red and I chopped out all the trees in the lot by our office

Millie's gotten to the point to her. She's just like every time Jeff says anything to her. She just looks at me She's like wait is that okay? No like she just looks at me to get any sort of truth out of anything Yeah, she already doesn't believe anything I say but that's a good that's a good preparation for her future dating life That's a good preparation for life like don't don't take everything of face value, you know? Anything or nothing. Take nothing of face value. Don't trust the people that you're supposed to trust.

Like, I don't know. Just question everything. Every single thing in every moment. That won't slow anything down. But yeah, I mean, literally if you saw Calvin and Hobbs shirt in a mall, like in a reputable store, it was still a boot leg product.

So the books are pretty much the only thing you can buy that would get money to. He had some kind of a, he didn't, he just didn't want to exploit his art, I guess. I guess he made it. I guess he made it. I guess he made it enough. On the other hand, visit rootheats.com, so I store. All your federal researches and merchandise. Inner in the code, Waterson, for 10%.

That's not true. Don't do that. Don't make me go make that code. You should make that code and make it add 10% to the code. Until it comes. And we'll send that 10% to Bill. The Bill Waterson Legal Fund. Yeah.

What's it? What is Bill Waterson done anything since Calvin and Hobbs? I don't think so. That's the thing, too. Like, he's like at JK Rowling, right? She's like, I don't think I could, I think I read something. She's like, I'm not going to write anything else because you can't. I mean, after you do something that's so loved for such a long time, how do you jump into something new without

just having it be picked apart and not being quite? It's interesting. Well, I mean, that's what all artists face, right? Like, one of my favorite quotes of all time is Joseph Heller, the guy that wrote Catch 22, which is one of the best books ever written i think he was in an interview with uh... with a journalist like twenty years after he wrote catch twenty two and the journalist said uh... how do you feel about your career i mean did you kind of peak the catch twenty two you haven't written anything is

good as catch twenty two cents and just a little who has uh... i think i was, uh, excellent counterpoint. Excellent counterpoint. Yeah. It's like 22 years to read about what authors considered their best or favorite series, but then the thing like,

Right, like, so Arthur Conan Doyle is famous for Sherlock Holmes. But he loved the Challenger series more. He hated Sherlock Holmes and he only wrote it to make money. He tried to kill off Sherlock Holmes, he tried to stop writing it, but every time he got broke, he had to go back to that series. But yeah, the challenger series was his favorite series and that's what he cared about and nobody's ever heard of it. Although you've read it. I haven't read the series. I've read the first two.

Well, red, I had the monotapal. I was working on something. I don't know if that counts. I don't think that counts. People say that it counts, but I don't think it does. That's like I read somewhere Steven Spielberg's favorite film as always So that's not true. Oh Duel Yeah, yeah, have you ever seen always? Yeah, when I was a kid. It's not bad movie. Have you seen duel? He did that one like in the 70s? I did see do I yeah, I saw it once I was at a casino or commino and it was I was on the TV That's the place to see it actually and I didn't know it was the duel and I was watching I was like what is this movie? It's movies fucking fascinating. I look you know, I looked on my phone. I was the place to see it actually. Yeah, and I didn't know it was the duel and I was watching. I was like, what is this movie?

It's movie is fucking fascinating. And I looked, you know, I looked on my phone and said, oh, this is the duel. Yeah, I thought it was just a duel. I thought it was that duel, but I could be wrong. It was Steven Spielberg's first movie. And it was about a truck. Yeah, it's about a guy, like a guy in a little red sports car driving like back to see his family or something like. He's like a traveling salesman. He's like in Southern California or something. Yeah. And he cuts a traveling salesperson. He's like in Southern California or something. Yeah, and he cuts off a truck driver. This is him off.

And then the rest of the movie is just this truck driver trying to get even. Mm-hmm. And he's like chasing him down. You don't really see the truck driver. It's just a very ominous truck. Yeah. And you see like his feet at some point like in a restaurant, I think. You can almost see why they chose him to drag jaws after that.

Yeah, absolutely. He turned the big truck on the freeway into a shark. I was at a spoiler, I'm sorry. You were in the last five minutes. Turned off the truck's going to see a world and that's where jaws are. You know, I read the decision not to show jaws for so late in the film. I read this recently, was purely budgetary. They just couldn't afford it.

The animatronic shark didn't work at work. Yeah, the shark didn't work. Yeah, and so they eliminated it through a lot of the film. But I think some of the best movies are when they don't show or they don't have enough to show anything until like the very last minute or even. We should have to focus on plot and story. We'll check out this with the haunting, you know, from the 50s or 60s. Same thing. I mean, you have to like build everything up with storytelling

and not rely too much on effects. That said, I don't think we should do that. I think we should. Yeah, that means that money is fantastic. Our production designer over here is saying, yeah, hold on really back. It happens a lot. Like I finally watched that movie you talked about.

Long time ago, Sunshine. Great film. Where the astronauts have to go and restart the sun. Yeah. And it's a great movie until you see like the villain kind of limb the last 15 minutes or so of the movie. Yeah. And then you're like, what the fuck is this? But I but the best thing about that scene is that the set is really cool. And you can avoid looking at him. And just look at where they chose to put him. I'm going to watch them.

And my wife turned him and goes, what's happening? My wife had the best reaction of all time to something like that because we drug her out to see a movie that she didn't know anything about. So we take her out to go see from dust till dawn. So she has no idea that this is a vampire movie. Like going to see it. I mean everybody in the theater knew it. So about one third of the way to the movie when the gangster movie stops and all of a sudden

everybody turns into a vampire and starts attacking. We're all just washing this going, oh here's the vampires you know some hike with hot all this my wife puts up with about a minute of it she says what the fuck happened nobody in the audience is reacting to this movie just changed on a dime but now it's not suddenly a vampire movie and everyone just accepts that it's like that's what the movie is about I didn't know that either one I thought you. I was very confused. I saw it wailate like I see every movie. So I was like for the first half of the movie, just like, where the, I thought, isn't this the, no?

Like I had the opposite, but the same kind of reaction. I think I saw that at North Cross Mall back in the day. They had a theater. I think they had a theater. Like it was one of the first movies I ever saw in Austin. Was it on the ice skating rink? It would have been no, it's next to it. You said that there's a drive-through in Austin now.

Is that right? There's a mobile drive-through called Starlight Drive-In. Drive-in. Yeah would have been no. It's next to it. You said that there's a drive-thru in Austin now. Is that right? There's a there's a mobile drive-thru called Starlight Drive-In. Drive-In. Yeah. The drive-thru drive-thru drive-in. Not drive-thru drive-in. They drive through it. Mobile drive-thru sounds great. Yeah. I don't know, like I've looked at the map to see where their locations are, but it's I can't imagine they're making up for a drive-in in those places. Jeff sent me a link and I'm like how did they fit this here? Like one of them looks like it's in a parking lot behind Juan and a million. I can't say it is those places. Jeff sent me a link and I'm like, how did they fit this here? Like, one of them looks like it's in a parking lot behind Juan and Emilian? I can say it is.

Yeah, that's... It's not a huge screen. I don't think it's as big as this wall. But we also... There's a drive-in theater, but like, what, maybe 30, 40, an hour north of here? 30, 40 an hour. There's a drive-in in the game. There's a drive-in theater I used to go to all the time when I was in the army in Gatesville.

And it's about an hour north of Fort Worth. We should take Milley because that was one of my favorite things as a kid It's about three hour drive. The last movie I saw the drive-in was in Colorado I was up there was a family and I saw Chain reaction the movie where Kiana Reeves played the Scientists and great fusion Water becomes powerful More than Freeman's in there. I haven't seen it off But they cast Kiana Reeves as a scientist. Yeah, more than Freeman's in there. I haven't seen it off But they cast Keanu Reeves as a scientist. Yeah, that's that's

Possibly only one worst cast. I know what you're gonna say is What's her face? I know what you know we're gonna say we're gonna laugh on a terrible read and suddenly So that fucking movie it's Sundance. Was're gonna show that fucking movie in Sundance. Everybody else was going to move, yeah. Or like, yeah. And everybody was going to movies in Sundance and we didn't have tickets one night or something.

So we went to the mall and saw a phone at the time. We had to leave, like, we left the scene. We could handle it. We left the scene as they had their love scene or whatever. And then she, like, they got it a bad. They had the like, the regulatory, like, sexy and with terror reach. They got it a bad and she starts like,

spewing a bunch of like the science East Okay, let's go down. Yeah, we're bold right that yeah, I think so and then we had to walk through like villager the damn to get back to the car I'm that was in Utah. I just you thought no, I just be blonde this place I don't know when we were we're at the mall there I don't know what day was but this is years ago and they had a line There was a line at the mall to win it was some kind of sweepstakes thing where you wait in line and you got your wedding patriarchy like to your grand for a wedding.

And there were like 30 blonde people in this line because they're all getting ready to get married. Yeah, it was a crazy blonde line. It was weird. It was. Like that many people like lining up for this like, win a wedding kind of thing. It was funny. I, I loved Utah for the grid road system that they had.

Awesome. Go to Ludic. Ludic's the same way. Exactly the same way. You knew exactly how far away stuff was and where it was. There were no crooked lines. Yeah, the address. It's when you show up and it's everything is flat and there's nothing there.

You can design something perfectly. It's great. Awesome. Everything is two right turns away. Yeah, essentially at the most. Mm-hmm. We get to talk about Terry. Can I say, I got a problem where I, you know, you always,

they always talk about the phenomenon. I, somebody by the way called me out for using the word phenomenon too much on the podcast. But, you know, the whole like bad boy thing where girls like, like, rough guys or, you know, guys with a couple of troubles. You know what I mean? You've lived it. Uh, I like, I don't know what were the trouble. You were the trouble. You lived it.

I like, I don't know what it is about the Starlet. I got to admit, I like a mess. I do. And Tara reads like one of the classic messes. Do you remember when she was on the red carpet and her dress fell off? Yes. And she didn't know. How do you not love that?

How do you not love that? She was also, I don't think she's properly credited, credited for the celebrity reality show thing. Tera Dice was like the first big celebrity TV show, celebrity reality TV show, way before like Paris Hilton and all this other, whatever. What is she doing now? She got old really fast. Like six lines an hour.

I don't know. Like she, okay. Allegedly. Lines of dialogue. She's like, if she was a big vowsky, right? She was like, bunny. Yeah. She was so hot in that movie.

And then I felt like two years later, she looks like 10 years old. She had a lot of bad plans. She had a lot of box classic surgery. Yeah. But she's, you see how it all worked out. She's fine. Yeah. She's fine.

I haven't seen her lately. No. You don't need to pile on. I guarantee you wherever she is right now, she's super hot. So let me, in this vein, Let me just ask you quick gut reaction Two weeks ago two weeks ago To miss go at her worst Would you slap with Amy White House? Yes, no?

Yes, what's wrong with you? Why not a talent is attractive and be like you said a mess is attractive What is that? I don't know what it is dude? It's true If there may be hair when marks on a girl's arm, she goes up like 10 times to me. I don't know what it is. You're like, this could be a wild night and a disease night. I don't know.

You're a rolled dice, right? You gotta rely on modern medicine. That's why I fell in love with Griffin. Well, here's the thing, it's like, never mind. Not a thing. I probably should ask Griffin that question. What do you think? Were you attracted to Amy Winehouse?

Two months ago? No. I mean, she's not really my type. I mean, even in her best, she doesn't really I probably should have asked a different question. What do you think? Were you attracted to Amy Wolleynhouse? No, I mean that she's not really my type. I mean even in her best she wasn't really my type physically. So No, but I am attracted to messes Yes, and the tough thing I think it's weird because I didn't think I was that kind of girl But when I first met Jeff we had this long long date. We were talking talking talking We never kissed or anything but the moment He showed me his like scars on his knuckles from a fight to you then in the army I was like oh wow like and I'm not that kind of first I didn't think I was but it was weird let me see killer let me see these scars in your knuckles they're they've faded now I'm not

bringing them up I only bring out the bring out the big guns for Jeff joints I never really talk to you about that you You used to fight a lot? I had a, I used to be a bit of a smart ass. Yeah. Yeah. And so I got, I don't know if I fought as much as I got this shit kicked out of me a lot until I learned to shut up. Oh really? Yeah, I got beat up a lot.

So there's self defense. Sorry, there's a lot of me pounding the ground. I'm going wild. I got hit so hard, and I was thinking about this other day for some reason. I got hit so hard in the parking lot of the gas station by a dude named porch That there was a dent in my forehead for three months I thought that I was gonna permanently have a dent in my forehead from where he really did the top of my skull from a motorcycle accident All because like I walked outside and my friend's wife had these two

It's a crazy story, but anyway, I got pulled into a fight where I had to defend my friend and his wife and You know that thing in the movies like in Friday the 13th when like you see Jason and you start to run away from him And then Jason's walking and you can't run fast enough and you fall down and you trip and you like get up Asshole like how could you fall if there's nothing there's anything to trip on I did that I was trying to After I put it after I put it after I After I hit porch is hard as I could in the stomach and he went And then he did that cartoon move where he pounded the top of my head Like with an anvil kind of thing like your like your a railroad. Yeah, and I saw like birds and stars and shit

Bad Disney. I realized things weren't going my way So I started to try to run away, and somehow I fell, and I skinned up my arm, and then he ripped my shirt off, and then he put the dent in my forehead, and that was pretty much all downhill from there. And this, this was what did it for you? Yeah, sorry.

This story was a little bit more glamorous. Now, Jeff was like played like Stoweick and Silent about the scars a little bit. I found a good reason. Yeah, if that's the story behind it, you don't tell that story. I'm really trying to impress them. Yeah, I got some fights, whatever. Should you think people don't fight as much as they used to?

I think it's too dangerous to fight now. I would never want to get in a fight. I think you're absolutely right. I think you're absolutely right. People are fucking crazy. I'm getting... On YouTube, you see somebody kicked in the face when they're on the ground. Yeah, it's just that's brutal. It's terrible. Yeah. That kind of stuff didn't brutal. It's terrible. Yeah. That kind of stuff didn't exist, at least in my life. Like, like, was an Alabama growing up. There's a lot of fighting in Alabama.

I think it's a lot of fighting in the army. I know it's a lot of stuff. No, I've seen shit like that. I think the opposite might be true too, because before you get into a fight, there's a crowd gathers around you and they're like, you know, watching. But now everyone's got phones, you know, like, it could be recording it. I guess you could get in trouble. I just get the impression now So people always always I always I always should about people getting shot Maybe it's like the crazy people still fight and the the people that are a little bit nervous about like aftermath

Don't one one time. I was leaving junior high. I was walking back home And I was waiting for it was like I was literally across the street from school waiting You in a waiting for a light to change to cross to continue my walk There was this girl standing next to me also waiting and I'm looking across the street from school waiting, you were waiting for a light to change, to cross, to continue my walk. There was this girl standing next to me also waiting, and I'm looking across the street, and all of a sudden I feel like someone kind of shoved me, and I looked to my left where the girl was standing,

and this other girl had come and pushed her from behind and she had fallen on the ground, and like these other five girls came out of nowhere, and started stepping on her face, like stomping on her, taking her while she was down, and they did it for like a minute, and they all left, and then you could see like shoe marks on her. Girls are learning. Taking her while she was down and they did it for like a minute and they all left and then you could see like shoe marks on her face. And girls, you stepped on her.

No, I saw a girl gang fight with her. Just saying that people got kicked into face back then. What I'm saying is Gus is sitting around watching a girl get her ass. I wasn't getting in there. I saw what happened to her. I must have weighed like 90 pounds if I was lucky. No way I was getting in there. I also saw girls in the same school by the way,

who would grow their fingernails long, then they would take a hole puncher and punch in the center of every nail. Get the fuck out of here. That's awesome. Two shark points on every fingernail, then when they're getting fights, they just claw at each other, and just rip skin up like crazy. It was like having a, they'd be like Wolverine, I guess, like, a bunch of fucking little knives on

your hands. They sharpen their teeth too. And they have to be a little file. When I was, and I may have told the story, I would just go in a zoo. When I was, I was in Canada visiting a friend of mine, and it was a shit where was it? Canadians were tough. It was in Manitoba. I was in Winnipeg, and it was at some bar. And at some point we were outside and we were about to leave. And there were a bunch

of like like English speaking girls were hanging out. And at some point we heard the scream coming from a car and the car squealed and like ran into the parking lot. All these girls jumped out. These French speaking girls. And they like the lead French speaking girl attacked this lead English-speaking girl and they had this huge cat fight and all these other girls were like girl on girl like they must have been the hottest day of your life it was less sexy than you would think I'm not into the French I don't know is that what it was? No animal word about it. No I don't know it's just weird to see what they go and like

the pow no but it was actually kind of, kind of maybe sick to my stomach to watch. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know, violence. I'm not turned on about it. I just, I don't know, I thought the scars are interesting. Hmm. But I think scars are interesting anyway. It's just, you know, stories.

Is that the first date move? Is it spiced out the scars? I guess. I didn't know we were on a date. We were just hanging out. But I was, did you fight your friends, too, even? Yeah, I've been in fights with friends. Yeah, a couple times. I was I was did you fight your friends to even? Yeah, I've been a fights with friends. Yeah, a couple times I was thinking the other day that you guys might be like my only friends that I haven't been in fights with this came out because we were upstairs What is that challenge?

Put on what a griffin furry suit I'll fight I'll put my animal theory to the test by the way I came up constantly a Comic-Con people wanted me to find an people left on to that don't want to show it up with an animal though did they they want to take me to the zoo Do you see that picture that fucking leopard attacking that dudes head while you were a comic on nope you cannot beat that leopard It's like there were like four dudes looking for this leopard three of them have helmets on who did the leopard go for the guy without that helmet Without the helmet the leopard is on the guys head like Nog and everyone else with the helmets just kind of like turn it staring at him. Like he's the girl getting stepped on this. Is he, is the leopard doing that house cat move where it grabs you with the front paws

and it kicks you like that was going on. It was just one in. It also really gives eating his brain. Oh god. It was pretty, it was pretty rough. Where was that? That was like, in the air. Listen, I want to be clear about something.

Okay. I want to be clear. I didn't say I could beat any animal. I'm just saying I couldn't be killed by an animal. Even like a shark or a bear. I can fight it to the point where it won't kill me. That's what I'm saying. That's all I'm saying.

I'm not saying I'm gonna like to let a choke a bear out. What is the biggest animal you've ever gotten to a fight with? There was a guy in college named Bryce. He was pretty big. Wow, that's... I'm showing Bernith a picture of the leopard eating the doot's head. Always man, Bryce. He was pretty big Wow, that I'm showing Bernadette the picture of the leopard eating the dudes head I think it's a cameraman for whatever they're doing Everyone else has a helmet. They're like those helmets that you see like it fall out like the those old bulbous motorcycle helmets The news reports said that the leopard succumbed to injuries while trying to capture it

So you know we have a friend that I constantly try to get to fight me. I don't know if you know this or not. Do you know what I'm talking about? No idea. Okay, so every time we're at a party I try to get Frank to fight me. You don't want to do that. I know that. I know I don't want to do this. Here's the way it pits you to Frank.

I see Frank let's go in the front yard. I'm going to attack you. I'm going to fight you. And I want to see if you can take me down. Like if I have enough fighting skill against someone who is what is his Training I don't know. He's got he's been doing stuff for like 20 years Yeah, he's got a he's got a third level black belt in Taekwondo and a black belt in Kukusu One and then he's a brown belt in

Some kind of kung fu. I always got like he's like Two he's black belted in two different forms in a brown belt in Kung Fu. He finally got into a fight. Like, he finally did, right? Double years ago, I'm destroyed, I do. Yeah. I tell you what, the party at your house, guys, I had a mommy edge. I got a mat enough to work.

He was gonna go out in the front yard and fight me. One of my last coherent memories that I have. You know what, guys, we fucking crazy about that stupid party. I'm gonna keep banging the table. I'm gonna fight you this morning. He just won't, he just won't he won't do it before you're unsafe He's like an animal. He's been doing this for like 20 years. I know that's the test of the theory I want to see if I can I want to see if I get one good punch in and knock him out before he can post

We have we have another friend we talk about named Justin. He's a big dude. He's about I only think six two and like who's a big dude, he's about, I don't even think it's six to and like two thirty, but it's a it's a it's a muscular two thirty right I mean, he's a little soft, but he's a big dude and a tough dude Now we never fuck with him and uh, that he and Frank lived together for years and he was always trying to get Frank the Boxman Always trying to get Frank the Boxman and Frank was just like I don't want to do it and finally one day He got Frank the Boxman and within a minute he had a broken nose But it's a good story. Yeah I guess. What he was broken nose, what am I doing?

My modeling career is gonna be over. Breathing your breathing career. Although I did, I also tried to fight Dan when Dan was doing that Israeli problem of problem. I wouldn't fight Dan either. He took you to that right? It was just an a lot of awkward you hugging Dan from one point. I'm a guy just like grabbing genitals and I sent him in the dick as hard as I could because we were getting an instruction from

the dude and it was like all right and then you're gonna do this move. I go okay and I did it as hard as I could and it's already just on the ground and the guy was like no you don't fucking ah I just show my block first. I was like I'm sorry. You're like an over-sello student. I was. You've got like twice with him and eventually you quit. You're like I don't expect to be hugging Dan this much like because it's a lot of like grappling right 90% of it was rolling around on the ground grabbing genitals. Yeah, no it was in throats Do they do they include women? I mean girls there. No girls you want to roll around the ground and grab their genitals No girls you want to roll around the ground and grab their genitals. I'll be the judge of that.

But the way Dan described it to me too was that it was a guy's garage and then they would move everything out on the weekend and it was like a woodpanel situation where it's a bunch of dudes who are all standing around essentially their underwear wrestling in this guy's Morning on a Saturday on air condition garage. I don't want to be fight club No, it sounds like something like some kind of want to be fuck club And this is what what I talked to him is he said he said come to the class me I want to go to class. I just want to let's just fight go ahead and because we're in Buda I just went through a road track Yeah, and we'll just fight and then wouldn't do it. He wanted to clear out the He wanted to clear out the furniture in the living room.

You can't roll around on the railroad tracks, it'd be uncomfortable. I wouldn't do it in a row. I'd need a rock to grab or something. It's not near this romantic as the living room. Yeah, clearing out the furniture and then you guys come in and Dan and I arrest the living room. Dan still does that like three times a week by the way. For like, I'm gonna guess four years straight.

He must be awesome at it then. I think he is, yeah. See, that's, yeah. See, I have no training. I feel like, this is discussion we had upstairs. Kerry has sparring gloves. I'm like, Kerry, you're a whatever degree black belt and tie guando.

Apparently Tyler has studied a keto. I was like, let's go, let's fight. And then they get this whole thing of like, Kerry's like, well, you're a lot bigger than me, you had to change my stance. I'm like, do's go, let's fight. And then they get this whole thing of like, Carrie's like, well, you're a lot bigger than me. You had to change my stance. I'm like, do you pick who you would fight when you are in these defensive martial arts? Like, do they go out and go, no, I'm not gonna fight you.

I'm gonna trick out behind you, you know. So I'm still trying to convince Carrie to spar with me. That's funny though, because that- Make it a job requirement. There you go. It is trying to do the lowest level employee beats the shit out of the high school boy. That can be a sudden change in the hierarchy around here. Suddenly Carrie is a main character in RVB. He's on the blue team and the red team

And I just want to be clear Carrie's not the lowest level employee. Yeah, I was gonna say Stop crying That's funny because when I was in high school we had to take a self defense class and they showed us all of these like Not flips like with so many-year grab you could throw them yeah yeah but they always required somebody coming up at a really awkward angle and doing something really that no one would ever do in real life like somebody come somebody ever approaches me from the side and hugs me from the side around the tops of my shoulders I fucking set like I

know that person you get like that's it that's all I remember yeah I know to do that yeah yeah the only is the fact film it. Yeah, the only thing that's impacting us in years. The only martial arts training you need is that's my purse. I don't know you. I can turn around a kick on the dick. That's a great episode. Yeah, it is. That's our King of the Hill. Yeah. Bobby. Did you see the, did we talk about, no, we didn't, the, the Beavis and Butthead? We, we talked about it in the office. The, the four minute preview of the new Beavis and Butthead show is the first three minutes of the Beavis and Butthead show is the first three minutes

sort of the Beavis and Butthead show that you remember where they hit lick frogs and I am chronolio Yeah, all that stuff. It's just as fresh as it was then But instead of like them commenting on music videos since MTV doesn't play music videos They comment on reality shows and there's a minute and a half I should or two Yeah, it's commenting on the Jersey Shore. That's one of the things that it was pretty fucking fun. Yeah, it made up for the rest So yeah, I never got into it the first time around yeah, that You won't get into the store you won't get into this either, but you would like the the Jersey source stuff Are you sick at all by the way Griffin sick? Yeah, I can't determine if I've allergies or if I picked up one of these

I concold as soon as I walked into the studio this morning I sneezed like five times and I wasn't sure if it's just like desk because we're cleaning in there finally We can find about our offices too small It's because we have a junk on the floor everywhere and you can't you can't go from one part of the office The other without like having to do this complicated like Like to hoarders. Oh my god. No, it's bad So we're getting rid of stuff that we had like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like

like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like But no, I don't think I'm so nobody got an illness from the convention. I'm not sure if I've allergies or if I got a cold It seems a little late to pick it up though because comic-con is you know, it could have been dormant five building up its strength Fucking that a hand sanitizer is your best friend at those of it. I used it a lot

It's mainly it like I think to use it mainly if I shake like a really sweaty or clamming in which is you know We should get a giant bucket to just get our hands in them constantly Yeah, or we should just get one of those like plexigas screens with like the glove like the gloves that are Attached to what you put your arms like like a bubble like bursting reverse bubble boy Yeah, beautiful in the bowl and have like hand things that can come out the moot I don't actually I don't tend to get I know that like a lot of people get sick like I know every I talked to every time Luke McKay goes to a convention he gets gets sick. It's just like but I never do and I think maybe it's I don't know it's because he's a little wilder like he's he's a single guy

He runs around and like does more at night. It's because we're tougher from not having as good health care as the Canadians They again we got to deal with it. Yeah fucking softy Canadians. I don't know what it is I don't tend to get sick I did get sick coming back from Boston. It's just because of the cold We can wait for eight hours and a hot doctor's auspice for free. Good luck with that. Yeah, I'm gonna say, I think because I'm traveling so much, I think that I just get my allergy shots too many times and I think it's like coming back to haunt me now.

But this is not allergy season. I mean, unless you're allergic to mold because that's all year round. I was allergic to, when they tested me two things, for some reason I'm allergic to sage. I don't know, I'm allergic to sage sage so I guess I won't be part of any wicked rituals but the is it sage right yeah they burn that to purify a house it's not the only

maybe they burn it to get you out of the house maybe you know what I'm an evil spirit I'm allergic to say nobody surprised but the the the other thing was the cedar that everyone's allergic to here and all yeah it's bad I think if you even if you're not allergic to cedar it like there's it's supposed to have like the highest mountain cedar count in the world or something in Austin and it's it's awful and there's some record breaking years the last few years hey speaking of speaking of Austin congratulations Austin it just got voted the second best city in the America for singles What's the first? New Orleans. Oh

Really? So they're saying really it was it was New Orleans Austin Las Vegas And then I think New York was number four awesome. It's pretty great I would start to be single in New York. It seemed like you need a double income to live in New York Yeah, I agree. I don't know how you would meet anyone in New York either. Are you kidding? You mug them Just don't to hug them from the side or they'll flip you. Oh God. Do you show up at guys garage in the underwear? There's certainly some cities that you have to

like get invited at house parties to even meet anybody. Yeah. Yeah. Well I think there's so much of social life in New York. People go out so much. You know that's a big part of being in New York. If you'd probably meet people a lot that way. Yeah, but you can't go out with people you know, right? In those cities? I guess. I don't know. I mean, there's one thing, you know, in New York, someone approaches you that you don't

know. You're in clenias, it's not to, this is gonna be great. Yeah, no, I know. But like when I lived in Jersey, we would go to New York for the weekend and you just look in the paper and it'd be like, oh, there's an art gallery opening tonight free wine for from 8 to 11 and you'd be like, I don't like free wine. I'm sure. Free wine is the best tasting wine.

Meet a lot of people that way. Meet a lot of other people looking for free wine. I mean, you know, you put free wine in the paper. Yeah. God, I can't imagine what it kind of crowd you get. So you want to talk about comic kind of a little bit? Yeah. Some of the cool stuff that we saw at Comic-Con.

Sure. Let's go. So they had a, they had an always sunny panel. And that's what I hear. And, uh, did you go to talk about Comic Con a little bit? Yeah. Some of the cool stuff that we saw at Comic Con? Sure. Let's go. So they had a, they had an always sunny panel. And that's what I hear. And did you go to it? Well, no, because we had to work. But Brandon's girlfriend came. Catherine and she got to go to it. Because you had to, because you, all the things like that

you have to wait in line like hours. Yeah. So we just couldn't get away. Otherwise, I would have done the supernatural. Dude, always, always sunny is maybe my favorite television show of all time. I would not wait more than 15 minutes to see those. But they show the first episode in the next season. I'll see it on FX or on, I'll see it on Zoom in two months, you know.

Well, she got to talk to Danny DeVito and I don't know if I, I don't know why I wouldn't talk about this, but she got video of him talking to her about her asking me about my zombie plan shirt, which she got from the booth. Which is kind of funny. Which is an endorsement. There you go. You got to need to be the loves red versus blue. There you go, right there. That is the logical conclusion to make from there you go. But apparently, a Mac who gained a bunch of weight has already lost it all. Oh, has he really? Ah, it's a shame. That photo was great. It was pretty funny. He gained 50 pounds. Can I ask you though, if you're going to just lose the weight right away,

why don't you just get a tattoo? Like, why go through this trouble? Like, why put your body to that? It's a fun two months. A lot of barbecue. They had a kid, because he's married to D on the show. And some of the speculation is he just said it was for the show. Right, maybe he really did just gain a bunch of weight. Did you go through that?

I think you'll gain some weight. I gained a lot of weight when we had a kid. Yeah. I'm meeting to talk to you about that. But I think they say that men go through the same, like during pregnancy or whatever. I get a lot of weight when we get a kid. Yeah. I'm meeting to talk to you about that. But I think they say that men go through the same, like during pregnancy, they'll go through sympathetic symptoms, kind of, you know, like they'll put on some weight

or they'll get moody at a certain time. And did you experience that? No, not really. Not really. My wife said that I was a lot nicer to her, the first pregnancy than the second pregnancy. She talks about the loss. She said she felt like a queen during the first pregnancy. Jeff was not that nice in the first and he'd better be better on the second

Do do what? There's a second. Are you guys having another kid? No, no, no, that's the first No, you're the only one at the booth that I was pregnant like I did if I complained about anything it was like really is not a something like and then all these kids out there She goes like I get so nauseous in the morning. That's what started it Like she came to the booth one day. She just gets so nauseous in like I get so nauseous in the morning. That's what started it Like she came to the booth one day. She's like you just get some nausea in the morning like wow No, it's the morning then she was moody and then yeah, I'm always moody. What else was it? She wanted to eat something random Watch out have you I mean how would you know do you I mean no, I know there's no physical

Not possible. Yeah, we're we're married You get that's how you get that's how you get married you get pregnant right Never make that mistake again. Nope So love you Millie, but the booth the booth was a ton of fun I mean it was it was a steady stream of people the entire weekend You know you know sometimes you get those little lulls of the booth where there's just, you know, you're waiting for the next person to show up. There was none of that. What, uh, what was the question of the con? Like there's always one prevailing question that you get asked over and over again. Well, I was talking about

this yesterday with some of the guys upstairs that had haven't been to a con. And I said one of the biggest functions of the con for us besides promotion is that it's a weird way to pull the audience because they come up and they talk to you about what you're doing. We do so much different stuff now that it's actually really important to us. And this time around the big thing that people talked about was literally all the different stuff are working on. Like they they brought that up. Just like the wealth of entertainment value that they're receiving for us from free. You said it more politically than they said, but they said essentially like,

how do you guys make all this different stuff? All of them because even on the real that we had showing in the booth, we had the Captain America sketch. We had the first four action scenes from season nine, we had the caboose PSA and then we had something else. I don't know what else the other thing was, but it was, yeah, that's the main thing they said. Also, the people who listen to the drunk, angry birds, that's what main thing they said. Also, the people who listed the drunk, and the anger birds are the thing on their too. Angry birds, that's what it was.

The people who listened to the drunk tank are much different than every other person that comes up to our booth. Yes. You like to? Also, Harder's Wayne, just older, you know? Yeah, that's like, there are. A lot of monocles and top hats.

No, but I think that driving my box, the kind of people advertisers would want to appeal to. But the most fun, it's weird, and maybe just because they know us better as people, just because of the nature of the drunken. But you're right, they're older and they tend to be a lot more like, I don't want to be rude to anyone, but socially capable. Or they're just friendly or I guess like in like a more conversational way. Maybe that's just the nature of the drunken. That might be the side effect of them knowing more about us. Yeah, and being able to really on that level and stuff about us. Because if you like watch Red vs. Blue, then you would relate to the characters.

And like if you saw Joel, you'd be like, hey, Kaboos, let's talk about Kaboos. But if you just listen to the drunk tank, I guess, you know. Yeah. That's true. People will say, is Griff here. Right. You know, and then the drunk tank guys that come up are like, hey, where's Jeff? Yeah. Yeah, that's true. And I've noticed, actually, something I heard, like you were saying, you heard a lot of people

saying talking about just the amount of stuff that we make. A lot of people came up and they were like, oh, you make this too. And they were surprised and know what River Susbilo was because they had come to the website in a totally different way, which is always interesting to me because that's sort of a new thing. Mm-hmm. Like, the other shows are sort of bringing people into the community Yeah, I was speaking of the community

Fucking hitting the table I've been trying to be quiet about it entire podcast 45 minutes I'm going don't at the table and you keep fuck little There so screaming into the microphone is better. Yes, I just entertaining. I just want to know. Yeah, that's entertaining I was so happy he's not yelling me. at me. Can I be honest? I found the entire thing entertaining. Okay. Don't yell too loud. You don't want to get new scars on his neck. Let me see. I gotta see these scars. Let me see. I haven't seen them in a while. Maybe did you just like draw them on? Better than scars are your knuckles than on your face.

That was years and years ago. Yeah. Do you have any scars? I have other you. What's that? Do other you have scars? Yeah, I have some scars. Who does those scars?

I don't. I have a big... You're seeing this scar on my forehead? Oh, look at that. Bam. That one. I don't want to hear too. I don't want under this eyebrow.

You're a fuck off. We're having a jaws moment here. Start right there So I have a big like drill hole mark in my legs From doom the doom upset of immersion. I'm drilling into your own. Yeah I decided that I didn't want to put my project on the table So I just put my lap like I don't know I was using a like a three quarter inch drill You put their picture that didn't you yeah after Because Jeff was there too,

and I had jeans on. So partly went through the jeans, but it twisted the jeans around my skin. So I had to like reverse the drill out because I couldn't pull the drill out. I had to like reverse it out. Yeah, you worked in a machine job. I did.

The worst thing is close. You don't realize how dangerous your clothes are dangerous. That's what we twisted out. That was the most pain I think, is all the little bloodlissers that I got from the the gene fabric. That's why my boss explained to me that we had to work naked all the time. It was that woman who who's not close but that woman at the dry cleaner on South Congress. Fuck died because her hair got caught in the dry cleaning machine and

it pulled her in. That's sad. That's not a dry cleaner anymore now. What is it? It's I think it's parts of labor now. Yeah, I think it is like a boutique Yeah, I thought it was the place that turned into home slice to or it's home slice to you right? It's home place. No, that wasn't where she died. She died at the old ace one Which was I think it's dad know what's there. Oh, is it stag? I feel like it's a nice to I can't remember the name of the place It's right between both home slice that's used to be a dry cleaner, but that's not the one. Oh, it's down across from blackmail Like in Doc's garage over there. It's where parts of labor is now. All right, I guess I just heard it was the wrong one. Okay, I believe you. Didn't someone, on a totally unrelated note to the

delay time? Did someone propose at our booth at Comic Con? Yeah. Go back to the Comic Con topic. That was pretty cool. So there was a death of dating at Comic Con. Death of youth and freedom. You know what? We, Jeff, we talked about it. It was a very nice moment. And it was amazing the amount of people who came up afterwards and were like, so bitter, above. Oh my God, it was amazing. Like the reaction that other people's happiness

caused was another people. Oh really? Now there's serious, like people were bitter? Kind of, yeah, like, yeah, you were there. I mean, you had a conversation with it, dude. But so Matt and Matt and Grace, this couple that's been on the website I don't know how long they've been on the website man is apparently colorblind because he dressed up as Tucker and kept painting him like church He had this oh so they were dressed in full armor and they were dressed as Tucker and sister

Okay, and the armor looked great spark five. Yeah, okay. I want to say yeah Mark's no, it's Mark's six. He was. So and then he had a fully lit up energy sword Yeah, I have no idea how it was powered, but anyway, so he was light blue and the armor was actually really good I thought that they looked both looked really great So they being by the booth a few times in armor and then he had come up and talked that he had sent emails to Gus Yeah, leading up to it and then he had kind of cordoned with me after that. And then, Already shows you this, Mark Dude, he coordinates with the one female in the boot.

There you go. There you go. That can help handle it. So, he came like early and set speakers, and he had this whole plan and like had a routine. And then he, what's gonna involve us, and I told him, don't rely on us to remember lines or anything, just, you guys,

we'll be there and be supportive, but I don't wanna miss this up for you, he's like, yeah, good point. So, he came back later, and they did this sort of cosplay routine in front of the booth and she thought that that's all they were doing. She didn't, it wasn't, it wasn't in on it. And then at some point, he pulls off his helmet, gets down on one knee and pulls out this ring, which is ridiculous. I mean, you should've seen it was like, it was ridiculous. He probably, I, they're not going to be buying a house anytime soon.

Okay. There are a lot of very intelligent Independent women that we interface with through red versus blue that I love them You would not believe how quickly all that veneer drops when an enormous diamond ring It wasn't just hurt with like every woman and you were near were like But it wasn't just her, it was like every woman and you were near. Pretty much. So like all five of them had come a couple of times pretty much. No, I mean, it was you're marrying Kathleen were there and they were like in on it too, you know.

But no, it was really, really sweet. Thing was like a doorknob. Yeah. It was her norm. She looked like she was like the next day, she looked like she was tired on that. Like she needed a side now to develop back problems. Like, dragging that arm. In her instinct, you probably, they're putting a video on Waypoint, aren't they?

Yeah, because they were filming it with some. Three, four, three. Yeah, but we have to, that it sounded to me, it was so loud, so you couldn't really hear the, because the speakers only went so high, so I think he sent us the sound file, we're gonna send it to them

just so we can actually hear the cause by routine with it. But, no, it was really sweet, but then afterward, oh, go ahead. No, it didn't say, well, well, you know, they did the whole sketch and they acted out of the scene between Tucker and sister, right? So they played the sound file and then they hit Bob their heads and moved around the head like a little pan of mine. What was the scene?

It was the female ejaculation scene. It was pretty fun. It was totally, it was totally, it was totally inappropriate. I mean, sister, right? Yeah. She's almost vulgar character. There was a lot of pelvic thrusting. I'm like, is this really, this is-

Was it when she was a wingee fell in the eyes and came out pregnant? It was when she, it literally one of the lines was she said, well, who wants to be the girl who's known for having six abortion? Whatever, you know, it was so, it was definitely a racy or part of the series. And so they're going through all this, we're in all this huge heavy armor and all this. This, the girl has no idea it's coming.

The dude drops down to one knee, pulls out the ring, picks it up off the table, the ring case and opens it. I mean, I've never seen a faster reaction to anything. She literally had her helmet off and had her left glove off. It was like watching instinct in action. I don't even think she knew she was doing it. She did it that fast. Almost seemed like she was in doing it. She did it that fast. Almost like she was in on it because of how quickly she reacts. You know, it's so funny because we were, I think Caleb and I were in the elevator and we were talking to some girl randomly and she was like, oh yeah, my friends just got proposed to you. At your booth, I'm like, oh, that's your friends with them in there. She was like, yeah, yeah.

We all came together as a group. We've been like, there's a group of five of us staying in this hotel room, which now this is getting kind of... She's like, I guess I'm going to have to find another place to sleep tonight. I don't really know what to do. Just sort of funny. No, that sounds like an incredibly sweet moment. It was very, very sweet. No, it was really all right.

The sweetness caused a lot of bitterness in people around. It was weird. It was weird to see... Did you make other people jealous that they're alone or something? Well, no, people that have been through it, I guess, and... Yeah, I really like I remember what I felt that way. Yeah, it was like, people... Can you just spend that for like five minutes? Yeah, just wait at least until they're out of your shop

before you talk about the reality. It's like the internet comments for their live, like, fake. Talk to me in six months. Yeah, it was totally like, yeah, it totally was like that. It was like YouTube in action. The word felt like a refresh. I did violate a bit of a guy code Dude because the guy said that to me, you know, he's like a very guy there because Griffin and I were in the booth And this guy makes this comment to me and I'd like to know like shut up, dude

45-year-old guy with his kids kids right there with them talking about yeah like Yeah, it was weird. He was kidding But in the way that I don't know it was like walking that line a little bit too far to the bitter side Well, you know, I needed we were working pretty hard and I'd been like traveling around the country You know all earlier in the week dealing with some family stuff So I was like, you know, can a little bit of happiness? Give me a little race on shine before you fucking dark cloud come in and be an asshole. I speak into the bitter Have you seen the latest episode of Louie?

Where he goes to see his great aunt. Oh man. I have it. Before we get too far away, this is the can I say one thing? I was gonna make you so happy. Okay. So Alison Stroll, who's, you know, I said, I, she's one of our main points of contact over a three, four, three, a list lady.

Got me to like sushi. Wait, did she really? Yeah. She's the reason I like sushi. Just the turning point. A year's and years of being married to me and then Alice walks in. No, here's a little sushi and you love it. Well, I'll talk. But I gave her a text and I said, hey, there's going to be this wedding proposal at our booth at four o'clock and she's like, I mean, she was there like 12 seconds. Yeah. Camera crew

and all that stuff. Gonna film it. And one of the guys that was helping her film it was David Ellis. And so we had a great time with them this weekend. We went out. David is also a great guy at Hill. So when I had them all in the room, including Franco Conner, because I was on the official Halo panel at Comic Con. That was interesting too.

I got to have them all in one room, okay. We're having dinner and I said, I want everyone's permission that we can get David Ellis That we can bring we just heard sex moaning sounds. What was It's probably I know who this probably Jen Brown She's she's crazy having a sexy scene that this week no She's probably just yelling at the top of her lungs. She tends to do that sometimes I'm just for your part a lot of energy. Yeah, she probably wants to audition for sister.

Anyway, so I got permission from all of those people on record that David Ellis can come on our podcast and talk about some of his stories. That dude, the master storyteller. I do. Yeah, some crazy stories. We talked about his stories. I'm not kidding. And, maybe, I'm asking if we have but you told me a story of his and I didn't realize that that was the same guy It's a last night when I was strange to put the tune to two the story in him together because he just seems like a He seems really like you would never that would never have him do it. Let me put it this way Jeff could never take David along on one of his first dates because Jeff would be like see this little scar

David would be like see this little scar So here's the exit wound Okay, we'll go up there to get him to tell the story That guys we'll take the recording set up to him that guys got some that guys have some stories So so this is a little coming preview that that hopefully David Ellis for next time he's down in town He will be on the joint tight podcast. That'll be awesome I'm so excited to carry on here with those guys. I think you thought we avoided that Yes, they have execution so they're gonna come and we're gonna go to the highball and we're gonna do some karaoke It's awesome. There's some if you want something a little more low-rette

There's some great Korean karaoke places up on North Lamar No, where you take your own booze and they just like come by and bring you mixers I've been to that but the problem is the song book or whatever. Like they don't put it in order of artists, they put it in order of songs. You have to remember the song title. And the remote and the remote entirely in Korean. And the on and set up.

So you really have to like, it's impossible. They're trying to figure it out and work at it. So it's like a gray market career. Caret, you think it's right? Is that a sound like? You ever mind anything gray market like that? I don't think so. I thought something I can't remember what it was though. I think I bought a camera like you're reminding gray market like that? I don't think so. I bought something. I can't remember what it was though

I think I bought a camera like from one of those camera stores in New Orleans once when I was See if they go. Yeah, you guys get like the Korean book with it and the menus are all in Japanese and you have to figure out in Japanese I thought it over in English. Yeah, when I was in Japan, I bought a camera like a little digital camera That's not quite the same. Interesting story though. You know we talk to you. We fucking have a meeting. You want to go to the fucking scar on your nose? No, that's not true.

I just, I'm being honest. You know, we talked about how things spread. You know, like how did the blowing on an Intenno cartridge how did that spread across the country? Who was the guy you think that first designed the inner city downtown electronic shop that's like the silver panels with the glass as you walk in with the stuff on either side. That's like the design for every electronic shop

in every city. Yep. When you said New Orleans, it's like just like, instantly that yeah. I can think about five of those on Canal Street. Exactly. Exactly, it's crazy. Before we get away from Comic Con,

did you want to talk about your panel? Oh, yeah, so you were on the panel as well. Griffin, how did you do that, by the way? Well, let's talk about Verne's first. This was first anyway. So I was invited to be on the official Halo panel. The Halo universe panel. The Halo universe panel. So it was...

That means Revers Blue's officially canon now, right? They can't take that away from us. Yeah, we talked about that. We were going to try to make that happen. But that didn't happen. By the way. away from this. Yeah, we talked about that. We were going to try to make that happen. But that didn't happen. So it was it was it was Frank and Kevin and then Greg Bear and Karen Travis. So Frank and Kevin were architects of the Halo universe, you know, kind of overseeing everything. Greg and Karen were novelists. And then two guys that did a demonstration of

developers for 343 that did a demonstration of specifically of Halo anniversary. They also showed a really cool video that I feel like I shouldn't discuss too much because it might be spoilerish, you know, because it's a kind of a teaser thing. So you just go see it, because if I say anything about it, it'll kind of ruin it for you. That they showed the panel, which I'm sure they're going to put up on waypoint. Is it a Halo anniversary video? I don't want to say too much about it.

Okay. So you should probably see it they did put out a video last week that showed uh the ability to switch between classic and current mode that was that was a demonstration they showed for anniversary that is fucking cool man right it is really really cool did you see when they go in the water and they switch from the what it is is halo anniversary you can switch back to the old engine and see the game as it was in the original instantly. In the fly by hitting a button. Just to compare the two? Yeah.

That's awesome. I think they showed the level pillar of autumn. I'm sorry, Sonic Cartographer. Yeah. The one where you land on the beach. Yeah. It's like a classic moment in Halo. Yeah, great.

That's the one I remember the strongest. Yeah. So they showed that, they showed that the build they had in this particular panel they even said it's a little bit laggy when you press it and apparently they've already made it so now it's instantaneous just flop back and forth. Uh, when you think I want to see you hit the back button, I think I'm not sure, uh, to do it. So we did that, um, and this was like the, the easiest panel in the world for me because I just sat there and did basically color commentary. And that was it.

It's like this was like to be Jeff all the time. I know. I'm sorry, but have no narrative responsibilities here at all. It's like this one's like to be Jeff all the time. No narrative responsibilities here at all. It's a good gig, right? It is! It's fun! It's fun. I sat next to Karen Travis, who is working on a new novel and I had just read Kryptom,

which is their first four-runner novel by Greg Baird. That was crazy. That's really different from everything else. Yeah, and I was a little behind. I got kind of tripped up on Cole Protocol, so I had to go and re-crypt him before. I'm not going to show him on a panel where I haven't read somebody's book. I mean, sure. That's how I can grid second. No, speaking of not being prepared. Yes, I...

What was the name of the panel? The panel was called There and Play again, Video Games to Comics. I'm sorry to hit the table. I'm very, I need something to hit. I'm going to have to have something. Next time we'll have something. Yeah, so the problem was like, before I went to Comic Con, we were really busy with the Captain America short. And I had gotten this email.

I also introduced me to Kathleen Sanders, who's Ninja Harlan. Let's have gotten to know her, we're just funny. From actually, her Twitter handle is Ninja Harlan. This's how I've gotten to know her, which is funny. From her Twitter handle is Ninja Harlan. This is a problem. I have trouble with names and everyone's got two to three names. I'm way better, especially in the booth. I'm way better with people's screen names than I am with their parents. Yeah, yeah.

And I think it's because those names stand out and they're chosen and they're not, because you know, I know like several Kathleen's at this point. Yeah, and I'm also better with I'm also way better with Avatars than I'm with faces Because when I meet someone the booths, they tell me there aren't like oh, I can remember your avatar very well Right, yeah, I mean and second that they sure shirts that have the avatar Yeah, like instead of name tags. Yeah, my my name my internet faces We seriously we should consider that for RTX for badges that people can put their avatar

That's cool. I do people some people change their avatar though. Yeah, dates should not do that Yeah, I think you should have one avatar change a year. That's it. Okay. Well, what about like when bungee releases a shirt for charity What so what about like oh you mean like physical attributes you can change clothes You have a car close. He's talking about like your picture, your icon on a website, not your map, your avatar. What do you even sell, even like an Xbox avatar? Yeah, but you need to dress it up, but you don't go through and redesign your avatar. Sure. Okay, so getting back to the panel. So I was planning on like, so Kathleen sent me this email because I asked her, well, I don't really know what you want me to do. And I haven't really done a panel outside of Rooster Teeth, where

I'm just sort of in the background and as needed, I'm called on. And you guys take the pressure off and you're funny, and I don't really have a lot of pressure there. And if anything, I'm just gonna talk about what I know about. So this is the first time doing a panel that wasn't related to that. And she sent me like kind of the description of it, and I didn't really know how I fit into it.

So I asked her for a better description, so it was more and more like questions that might come up and everything. And I'm like, wow, this kind of looks over my head I'm not sure if I fit into this but I'm gonna I'm gonna do it because it would be stupid not to do it So I was planning on like studying in a little bit or at least kind of coming up preparing a little bit But I just didn't have the opportunity to do that like I was working Yeah, I was working like nights working weekends and then I had to get I run out the door and then get on a plane

Essentially so then I thought well, I'm gonna study at Comic Con, of course, and I'm at Comic Con. And there's no chance, even in the night, so we had responsibilities. And then the night before we went out to the Microsoft party, and so the day of the panel, I'm unprepared, hungover,

and already feeling like I may not be a perfect fit. You just described every panel we've been on. Yeah, well, you guys can, I handled it better than I kind of think. So I was very nervous. And I asked Frank, I was like, listen, I'm kind of nervous about this. Anything you can, any kind of suggestions for the panel. And he was like, it's my one suggestion.

Shout out to Kiela and a beer. And I just wanted to like, 11 a.m., and I'm like, well, it's not going to happen. It was a very good experience. I'm very glad that I did it. But it was kind of excruciating and nerve-wracking. And I, but I didn't throw up. And I don't think I embarrassed myself.

I made out of, I didn't shine. What kind of questions were there? What kind of question were you asked? Did you have to answer specifically? Well, they were talking about video games mostly, and then they got in talking about comics and just how these sort of things on the periphery kind of add to the canon or like take away or whatever, like having to deal with working collaboratively with writers and that sort of thing. But I don't really, I don't know, R.T. Comics is sort of something else entirely, like it's, it talks about video games,

but it's not, having, it's not like in exactly in the world of one A video game. I don't know, so it was kind of like a weird fit anyway. It's more commentary on the material. I also think that she probably thought I put more thinking into like I don't know but it's different because it's not like a narrative at all like it's just sort of random and I just I don't know I did my best I did my best. All right well congratulations. Thanks. Is it inappropriate to talk about stuff about other people if they put it on Twitter? No. That's public right? That's public. Yeah so she, Kathleen the girl who I really like her a lot, we met her at a fantastic fest. Fantastic fest. Yeah. Just like a festival that's public right? That's public. Yeah, so she Kathleen the girl who I really like her a lot we met her at

Fantastic fest fantastic fest. Yeah, just like a festival that's wrong by um Alamo. Yeah, I know. Thank you. And so the we were part of this fantastic arcade thing and that's where we met her went to Chouis, right? Yeah And uh, it's always really liked her like she's like super sarcastic and feisty funny. Yeah Sounds a little pejorative say feisty on a white but I'm gonna go with sarcastic and funny funny yeah Sounds a little pejorative say feisty on the one I'm gonna go with sarcastic and funny Anyway, so she was talking about Twitter the day like apparently she has I want to know more about the story And I was hoping she got a deal with us because I want to find out about it She was posting about some ex that she has that was getting married that day and she was like in a panic on Twitter over her ex getting married really really yeah, yeah like the one to kind of way or something like that

That's an interesting thing to me, especially in this like entertainment. We have like these accounts and like Twitter, I think like we I don't treat it like a professional account at all of you know kind of is because everyone's there like in people that I that we work with or eat or just even you know interact with can read it. But it's also very personal in a lot of ways. I know that's kind of an interesting thing. It's like to I think that especially if you are able to work in entertainment, your personal life can be part of your professional life just as far as saying funny things. It's just a weird thing. It's like finding that line because I keep Facebook pretty much just for personal stuff. I like putting stuff out there like really super honest stuff out there though. I just like that.

No, I like it too. It's just interesting how, you know, in some ways I tell people be careful what you put out there because, you know, it's gonna affect jobs or whatever, but at the same time, I don't follow that advice at all. No, yeah, you don't. So she talked about not being able to prepare the night before these panels. I heard I read the book beforehand, but there's another reason for that is that she set up a meeting with Faith, one of the frag dolls. Sure.

What is Faith's frag doll name? Phoenix. Phoenix, thank you. So I thought, okay, we're going to go to dinner with Faith and like, you know, I'm getting off the plane and you're in your head, you do that thing of like all the time that you have and it's like, oh, we'll go to, we'll just go to eat, and that'll take like an hour or whatever. This is for some of her met Faith in person.

There's no, there's no hour. there's no, that doesn't exist. She was, she's nuts dude, she's crazy. She's like, she's like this. Very energetic. Yeah, what's the thing with men in black when they let it loose and it bounces around the room? Get the glove to get it back. It's just like, I was like, what happened?

What happened? We went to this Microsoft party, then we'd go to IGN for a while. We were planning to go after it. I think just like, I was like, what happened? What happened? It's like, we went to this Microsoft party, we didn't even go to IGN. We were planning to go after it. I think you're more and out at that point, and you were, you were getting a little wasted. You're getting, not wasted. No, that wastes it's too strong word.

You were getting a little bit drunk. Oh, I did a stupid thing. Yeah, I did a stupid thing. I did a stupid thing. You're gonna talk about it. I don't know if I can, I won't go too much anyway, but I met. I don't know if I can I won't go too much into it, but I

Don't know if I should I met somebody out that night that someone introduced me to and I Recognized his girlfriend and I kept talking about how I know her and I see you're I think you're you know I think you're you're an actress and you're in like I know I recognize you you kept listening movies She thought she was in yeah, and she kept coming to get away from the conversation Let's just talk about the word friend. If it's this night, this is what it is. You wouldn't let it die. But she was like, listen, I've been using things that's true, but I just, I just, I just, it's his, no. No, let's talk about my boyfriend.

No, she, she doesn't have a confession. She knows that she's me. You had with her. Yeah. You had with her. And you thank Christ, you could give me a heads up on it. Anyway, of course we walked out of the party, get two steps out of the party, and I go, she's a porn star. I'm not even telling everyone around you that I recognize this.

I just don't know why I recognize her. It's just as intimidating. It's so awesome. So fucking terrible. So awesome. So terrible. So terrible. So you know, your story about dinner with Faith is funny,

because my first time meeting Faith was at our party last year at PAX, and which I remember that. Yeah, and so I got blackout drunk at that party on the Bears say I haven't done that since probably high school. And I remember engaging in a conversation with her and then I remember like at some point later in the evening looking at her and thinking I should walk away right now. I should just walk away. I don't know what I'm talking about.

I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know if I'm, I don't know what's going on. And then the next day I saw her at the booth and I go, Hey, and she just looked at me and shook her head and locked it like, hey, it's your birthday. I have no idea what happened. That was a crazy back.

We got, we all got back to the hotel and realized we had lost man. And then we called him and he was like, I'm had a subway. We realized he was like three blocks away at a subway restaurant. Oh, restaurant. I thought he had a subway at the end. That's all he said. So we had to like try to figure out where he was and bring it back to the hotel That was a funny that was also the event with Matt where we went to um Redmill was that that's what the name of the place? Yeah We went to Redmill and we turned around he was gone and we couldn't find him and then we saw him like across the street down like like three blocks

Walking into a grocery store. We had to chase after him. He was by a beer. He was by a beer. Can I get that too that you're embarrassing for? Star story? Please. I don't let this go. Interesting to me is because I talked to her.

I don't, she told me, oh, this is, yeah, because you went independently of your art, so I didn't have a chance to warn you. But she told me like, You definitely had a chance to warn with the fuck are you talking about? I was busy talking about a video game with somebody. I'm so sorry. Anyway, so I-

I don't know if she's sorry. She set me up. Because I'm a girl I was able to say find out what she did. She set me up. Apparently it was, and this is gonna embarrass you if you're watching it. She did a lot of like tied up secretary fetish stuff. Is that what you're into? No. No.

You recognized her. I just, I did recognize her. I get one of those faces. I don't mean to embarrass you. I hate one of these. Behind the gimp mask, they all look the same. Yeah, that was all this infertile. We don't have any problem with this at all.

The thing is, I was that guy, like unintentionally embarrassed her. That's the problem that we've got here. That I'm an idiot. Not what she's chosen for her career. No, I wasn't concerned about her career choice. I was just concerned about you announcing what you're into to your co-workers. I love that our secretary of directors had the doorbell we're talking about. But the thing was that I lost my train of thought.

I lost my train of thought. I'm going to have to go watch videos on the internet. Oh, good times. Hey, so it's gonna be something endearing that we get me out of this. There's nothing wrong with being a porn star. You have no problem with her chosen career. You were embarrassed that you were... What I was gonna say was it was actually clear like that was what she was in i mean just look you should you know she's

outrageously sexy right and so it was very it was very clear that she was a model or something like that what you're in latex no no very not as lead rest very pretty lady and i just i thought she was in these anti-sarris movies or something like that. Like somebody's like Russ Meyer kind of thing. Which is, you know, two steps up from Porto-Grafin. Or these two steps away. I would know. That's good.

You know, two lateral steps. You know, two straight steps. It's better, you know, it's better to be the weird independent film nerd than it is to be the swaying. You know, con gore. Right. Like, yes. Hey, how many people were not aware that there's a section of Comic Con that's all glamour models?

Or, but yet, why did the three of us know that? Gus and I walk that at least once a day. Whenever we take a break. Yeah. It's like, oh, let's go see Tiffany Taylor She looks sad. Let's get some the most bored looking woman on the planet. I thought it was funny that anytime I was walking around with the guys we some like we had to go somewhere and and the huge it's a huge Like it's a huge face right but for whatever reason no matter where we were going Yeah, we walked by three side girls. We always end up walking by like the playboy girls or whatever

No, I specifically took you over there because you didn't believe it I showed you them. Do you remember what convention had a huge Biggest we've ever seen one icon one to con had like an entire area It was like a third of the convention was close our huge. Yeah, what what we can this one At the Moscow incident. Yeah, I was telling Jeff that the suicide girls are there and he knew already. It was like, yeah, they're there every year with their clothes on. Wow, what a bummer. I'll 2500.

I have a hundred. No, it's a. They have a better booth than we do. Yeah, they do. They do. They do. They do. They do a lot of space.

Well, the interesting thing about Comic Con is trying to get the booth from next year. That was a complex process by the way, guys. Yeah. I had to go and bail her out of that. Mm-hmm. By the way, did you hear, she was number one in line? I heard that. I was number one in line.

I was until I had to do math and I messed the whole thing up and then I had to send aside while I figured it out and then everyone else got to go ahead of me. Yeah, I went ahead and sent the corrected form to them. I'm going to need it. Oh, you fixed it because that was the second round. Yeah, yeah. And I'm going to, we You fixed it because that was the second round. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm gonna, we'll need to pay them sometime this week. Was it messed up? The second one get messed up.

Yeah, it was very cute. I know, I understand how these mistakes are made. They appreciated the drawings, but crayon is not acceptable. But those people knew even less. I had to walk them through their own training process. And I didn't know anything. That was the problem being forced in the line. Yeah. Apparently the people she was dealing with were just trainees.

Yeah. And they sat there and the guy came up and said, OK, all you need to do is charge them $100 deposit. They'll pay us later. And they're like, OK, and they look at the form. And they're like, I don't know. I don't think they get the other guy over. They're like, hey, look at this.

And they get this other guy over. Hey, look at this. And they're like, trying to figure it out. And I'm like, so you just said, well, you just have to pay $100. So you can go, right? And they're like, oh, oh, yeah, okay, yeah. And then they like, I don't know, it was weird. You could figure out while you were standing there, why Comic Con is a nonprofit organization.

I also heard that, you know, these boots are pretty expensive. And so it says all over the form, cash or check, cash or check, cash or check on everything, you know, all the discounts that you get for paying for the boots up front. And the And the train's were told the guy who was supposedly in the know, oh, we can take credit cards too. And he goes, no, you can't take credit cards. And they said, well, whoever, they pointed to somebody who clearly had more authority and said, he said we're taking credit cards. We just don't have a machine yet and it's on its way. And that guy flipped out when he heard that.

And so it was like, all things is a wreck. Yeah, they do not take credit cards. No, I know they do. You cannot pay for a booth of the credit card. You thought that guy was in the no because he was just the loudest. Like he would just walk around and was loud and I think that people assume when you're really loud that you know. Was he the bald guy with gray hair on the side with a lot of hard work? No, he was the young guy, the youngest, yeah. Agentude. Mm-hmm glasses. Kind of a big guy. We're strutting around.

Like you kept saying, everyone, just please be patient. There was like five of us in line at this point. We knew we had an hour to wait and they kept trying to send us by they're like, you know, you can always just fly online. Yeah, that's a big thing. You can come back later if you want. You can come back and then I've already seen you. I'm like, I'm not leaving.

And they kept trying to get me to leave. I'm like, no, I'm here. I keep a cheat sheet of notes, a comic card. And in bold and all caps, I was like, they will try to convince you to leave them like no I'm here. I give a cheat sheet of notes by Comic Con and then bold and I'll catch up like they will try to convince you to leave them. I do not do the line. And then he's weird they kept giving me dirty looks the whole time while I was standing there and I'm just like it's not gonna work. It's funny it's like you can either wait an hour ahead of time to get your space in line or you can wait three hours later in the line trying to get through it. It almost drug everyone out of the booth because I was down I was at the booth booth. She texted me and says, do you not have felt this form? I go down there to help

her fill out the form. Then I have to text Brandon because we might have to bring money from the booth to help pay for it. They never have asked for a deposit before by the way. Sorry about that. Not at all. No, it didn't matter. Right. Let's say we're rolling in it. So she first lied. That's texted him and said, you know, you've trained her well. She's first in line. And Gus said, I've never gotten hired in third in line. It's true. You said you've never told her? I don't know. I don't know where I won't tell her that.

You can't trust anyone in this company. No. But so, then while we're standing there at the front of the line, I'm thinking, I'm not going anywhere, now I'm going to bask in this while first in line for something like Comic Con. So there's this long row of counters, right? And we're just waiting for the open and there's handler down at the other end, because it's one of these snaking lines.

Right. And he's down there like this. He's down there like this. He's waving like this. Waving like this. So I, you know, Griffin, I'm like, Hey, hey, guys waving. So we walk all the way down there to the guy and we're like, you know, like opening the first counter and he goes, he goes, looks like this.

And we're like, what? And he goes, no, I'm just waving. No, you didn't get there early enough. And he goes he goes looks like this and we're like what and he goes no, I'm just waving You didn't get there really enough. I haven't talked to that guy for about welding for like a half an hour Oh, okay, and then he was a fan of the show so he was like, oh, hey, it's burning Oh, was the man cuz I gave him a bunch of shit, too Yeah, he'll be fine. He'll be fine. He should be a fan of doing his job well He was I liked the guy and he's on the site, so shut the fuck up. No.

He knows I'm talking to him. So what's next on the agenda as far as events? You guys have, we have packs, packs prime and fan expo? Packs prime and fan expo are the same we can know. Okay. So packs prime also includes halo fest, which we're doing a ton of stuff for halo fest, which is going on during Pax Prime. One of the big things, you know, that takes place before all of this, is that we're going

to be judging a machinima contest that is taking place during Pax Prime, but the entries had to be created and turned in before that. And it's because of judging takes place at Pax Prime. Right. And one of the prizes, as part of the machin a contest is a walk-on roll in Red versus Blue. Season 10. So there you go. You should go check it out. Go to probably on Halo Waypoint. I should look at it. Oh, look at the link. Yeah. Yeah. The runner-up prize is 45 minutes of rolling around in a sweaty garage with Bernie. But you have to be dressed like a tiger. Yeah. Exactly.

Well, I want to be clear. I want people to show it to the con now wanting to fight me. Unless they're dressed like an animal. What's that and they fight like the animal and once again you guys were Chasing that something over there my comment about that is I'm not saying I could kill every animal I'm not gonna kill a jaguar. I'm saying the jaguar can't kill me that I would not be killed I can fight you verbally backing out of this No, no, he's, that's just, yeah. I've heard him make that stance before. Exactly.

I think it's my big old shit. Nope. Yeah, you think you can do it until there's a leopard on your head. Or a fucking grizzly. And you're in a Warner herzog documentary. I'm talking about you would want. You're listening to a sad tape. I'm talking about one animal, by the way.

OK. Because if you get three dollars, you've got one here. I think like a bear sees a tent and it's like a microwave dinner for him. He's like, oh, I don't want to open that up. There's food in there. There's some. You have a soil pouch. Yeah. There it is. Still fresh. You're pointing at me, Grasphine. You were talking about something where the podcast can't hear, can't see the point. Um, no, I was actually just opening it for Jeff because I know you wanted to do the podcast today because of Chief Marner is having it's third anniversary. Oh, yeah, third anniversary tomorrow. Woohoo!

Tomorrow, three years. Congratulations. There you go. Woo. Now we're doing a whole week of events. We're doing like live streaming and like nightly play dates. We played bad company too last night and tonight we played Left For Dead too and the Maronite is Burnout Paradise and Friday's Halo Reached and Saturday's Gears of War 2. So if you're interested in all that stuff just go to AchieveMahunter.com and you can

look at the play dates and all the information. He's been very excited about this. I'm not good at self-promoting. He's true, he's not. He's a very humble guy. I don't, yeah. Now if you were to take him on a first date. AchieveMahunter doesn't have any scars.

He would show you his blister scars. He would show you his blister scars. That's how much he put on my phone. The time that the website domain expired, does that consider the scar? Yeah, it's an info scar. The fucking. That was pretty funny. Yeah, that was hilarious.

That's so awesome. Great. And you were, you were out of the country, I was in Australia. I think you were in England or England. Maybe I was in Ireland or Scotland. Yeah, it was rough. Have you, Scotland?

I don't know. If you you've talked about on the podcast already but if you talked about your new fails channel? Game fails? Yeah. I don't know if we mentioned it last week or not but yeah we started a new channel on, well it's on YouTube right now, youtube.com slash game fails but it's gonna be on the site this week as well. Oh cool. Yeah and it's just like you know we've got like 85,000 fail submissions for Halo Reach that we can't get through so but they're all very funny so we've started like just putting up like 30 second videos. The game fails will show a fail for many days. We got like 85,000 fail submissions for Halo Reach that we can't get through, but they're all very funny. So we've started like just putting up like 30 second videos. They're still a show of fail for any day.

Oh yeah, we've got tons of games up. Like I've been putting up the fails from Call of War as the cartel all week. You see that I've got that captured. Elena Warwins up there too, right? Yes, and some Elena Warwins and just a bunch of games. A lot of Halo 3 ones actually. Pretty cool. Skate 3.

There's some good Grand Theft Auto ones too. A lot of Grand Theft Auto ones. Anything with a number in the title will make a fail if. And you also have surprise, because it's people just sort of throw them in and then you occasionally have surprise commentaries, is that right? I'm trying to help you out here, but it's really, she's really big. I really try. We can't do commentary on every video because it's just so many because we put up like five to ten a day, but yeah, we'll put up commentary on like one a day. Okay, so so the more you want to call surprise commentary The more likely you are to hear you and Jack or you and who else? Yeah, Jack. Okay. There you go Would you my hunter crew? Yeah, yeah, is there anything else that you would like check the talk about?

No, I was just I'm sorry. I appreciate it I appreciate it. You know what sucks. I wish you weren't going on a town this week because I was gonna I was gonna make you brisket Friday. Oh man. You missed out. I'm I know I heard I appreciate it. You know what sucks. I wish you weren't going on a town this week because I was gonna I was gonna make you brisket Friday. Oh man you missed out. I know I heard I heard it was crazy. It was so good Well, you would you would cut into it and just juice would just drip. Oh my god You know our intern Tyler is this is his last few days in the office. Yeah, you definitely do it for him Okay, you definitely should good tomorrow I am in just a few short hours. I am getting on a plane to go to Sweden and I'm gonna go visit with the Mojang crew

in Stockholm. That's not right. That is not. Well, it's not as a whole team. In this team now. Yeah. But it's the guys who make Minecraft. So I'll be there for, I mean, this is gonna be like the shortest overseas trip ever. Yeah. You can't be there for could be like a day and you want to you want to talk about it people taking off their socks I mean you're gonna you're probably gonna be on the plane longer than you'll be in Sweden or damn near no close to it although I'm hate I'm gonna I got about Gavin a ticket oh that's nice but it is man it is it is it is expensive are you gonna get to see the Swedish bikini team while you're there? I hope so. I don't think they're actually Swedish. That's what they were saying. Like if that's why you're going Bernie

You how what I'm going I'm going for a nice trip with my son A father's country where he's gonna learn about bikinis He is the greatest Minecraft fan in the in the world. How far like once you how far is it from London to Sweden on a plane? Like how long is that from London to Sweden? a plane? Like how long does that work? From London to Sweden, I'll say exactly how far it is. $800. They have been going on for $800. I know it's expensive, but.

Yeah, and so I agreed to bring Gavin before I knew that. Who knew it was so expensive to shuttle Twink's own Europe? Make Gavin uses Sloanw guys money. He's doing all right. You're not kidding, dude. You're not kidding dude. He didn't make sense He's he is latest one with the lip-flopping I have not no I gotta watch last one. I saw was the was the Finger trapplin. Oh the mouse not stop one. Yeah, all right. I'm gonna I'm gonna show you this one

So you can do your just reaction to it But yeah, so I'm gonna go there and I'll be I'll be there for a couple days should be fun Should be fun. Yeah, it should be cool But man, I'm really dreading the international flight. I mean, international, don't keep flying out of the country. I never left the country before Red vs. Blue. So, I'm still not jaded the fact doing this. But being out of playing that long, I mean, flying coach international

will really test your multicultural theories. I mean, they all get a pand in when you're in there. Is that JD been out of the country yet? JD went to Australia with me when he was five. Okay, that's a much longer flight. Is that Stockholm, right? Stockholm. Is that where our tattoo artist is?

No, she's in Geneva, Switzerland, but close. Same thing. Really close, not same. That's all the exact same city. That was the thing that Stefan can't stand. It's like, you always, everyone thinks he's from Sweden, he's from Switzerland, and it's like totally different. So I got through the advertisement on YouTube.

Not that I'm complaining. That's what keeps our economy going. What a value. Watch your short ad and then free content. So yeah, I guess it doesn't matter. I was thinking like Gavin's video here. There's a there's a video for Yost on a motive in Austin, Texas. That seems weird to me like a kid made a video in his garden in England and advertised a local Austin garage.

I was watching a video with you Jeff, and advertisement, I don't know if it was YouTube or where, but it popped up and said Jeff blah blah blah blah. It was maybe thinking of my new order report. It got, it's kind of like. That was on Hulu last night. Hulu. We were watching something on Hulu,

and I'm a Hulu plus subscriber. So yeah, they addressed the advertisement to me. No, fuck that. It does definitely got your attention though. It was like, oh my god, this is amazing. It wasn't like tattooed, like shit out of my attention. That was like, Jeff, do you need a divorce lawyer? So here's what they did.

I don't need one. That's why I was so upset. So he said, no, this is not helpful to me. Yeah. Oh, Gavin, like, saw. Rugged, right? I got it. I'm sorry,. Yeah, Grift shirt too. We're gonna promote him helping us out. So they did a thing where they they like I

guess like flap their lips like blow really fast out of it. At this point in the point, make sure you're watching the video along with us. Yeah. Oh my god. That's Dan looks like a bass unbelievably disturbing. I never wanted to know that that's what we look like. Oh my god. So it's I'm so sorry Is one ice cross concentration I don't know how to do that I think they call the video hello ladies

By the way speaking to the ladies out there that are fans of Slomo guys, guess who you have to thank for Dan finally getting out of his pajamas and putting clothes on? Was that you? Griffin Ramsey? Yeah, I gave him some help for it and finally he did it, but I think he's bitter about it. Like we're not talking on Facebook anymore. No, I'm sorry. So let me get this straight.

You got on the internet and told people to get dressed? I don't know how that works. No, I just like Because you know you're on camera put some clothes on Yeah, you like there's no way on Connoing with you on an airplane if you're a complete stranger and you're wearing pajamas. He's a cute guy But you got to take the sweatpants off. I don't know. I mean input something appropriate on yeah Nice touch. It's like a creep to live by that statement made sense to me.

It's a cute guy, but you got to take this one pants off. All right, well let's wrap this up. We're going to listen. You've, uh, listen, you assholes. I said don't let me forget to talk about one thing on the podcast and you three of you forgot to remind me. I didn't forget. I wasn't ready for the podcast to be over yet. Yeah, you know, he's eager to go. He always tries to end it. Okay. So I went to end it. Okay. So I went to go friend, I have actually gotten on the Facebook recently. Congratulations.

I have now an actual personal account that I use to communicate with friends and ex-girlfriends. That's the primary purpose of Facebook is to communicate with ex-girlfriends. See who got that in high school. Yeah, and he turned okay. That's the good idea. Well, I would be that for everybody. But the, so I got on Facebook and I've been like, just using it to communicate with people I know.

Like I have another page where, just accept everything, but then I have, my other one had, I think I have like 23 friends, you know, that I accept. So it's a people that I actually communicate with on a regular basis. One of those people is Jordan, J. or Dan, the guy that makes the drunk tank animated adventures. He showed up as a mutual friend.

That's actually the coolest thing I think about Facebook. Who's mutual friends? I find out that Becca is a friend with someone I knew in college. So I went to go add Jordan as a friend. And as I'm about to add him, I see in his list of friends, I see a girl with the exact same last name as him, and I apparently it's his sister who is apparently very hot. Jeff, did you?

No, I, it's a super model. And I think, I think it might be his sister. These fixers too. I'm on Facebook. What do you think Facebook is for? I didn't surprise that you guys have time. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't cuddle with her unstealer jacket.

I'm not wearing her clothes. Okay, we're even. Let's consider this a different person. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, So now I'm friends with Megan on Facebook. She makes great updates, by the way. That's it. It's one big beach party. Nice. And so Jordan keeps trying to friend me and I just keep getting not now, Jordan. I'm not now. And I actually saw him. We went out to dinner with the mega 64 guys one night.

We had a big dinner with them. In a very cool restaurant in San Diego. Yeah. Well, was it? It was in somewhere in like little Italy, right? It's like this Italian place. But you have to go through like a deli. It's really got a really narrow hallway.

It's like you wouldn't even know there's a restaurant behind it. Oh, yeah. And it's like, it was like really kind of in touch smelly, like not in a bad way, like a good way. Like sausage, mix with cheeses, and you're just like cutting through that. It's like, what do I get by that place?

Yeah, it's, we Gus and I got drunk under the table right next to that place last year at a Comic-Con dinner. Really? Yeah. So it was like, that shot in Goodfellas where they go in the back way into the restaurant, that long tracking shot, and it was just like that. I felt like we were going through the kitchen. That's how you enter the restaurant, through the kitchen. It was cool, but it was the only place it would seat like, we had a table of 17 or something.

It was crazy, because three for three went with us too. And then... So Jordan was there. Okay. And I forgot to bring it up to him again. So this has been like a four-week joke now They've been nobody's aware of that nobody's aware so I just really understood creep who friend of his sister So now and now this is how he finds out I'm telling him face to face you telling him via podcast Honestly, isn't aren't you that anyway even if you think it's funny? It's probably but the punchline helps I think a little bit I think you can animate you telling him the story of his face.

Let me see if his sister's on chat right now. This will make a great drunk take animated adventure. I do its sister. What if it's his wife? Or his mom. Oh, what if it's his mom? I don't think it's his mom. How the hell do you say his last name?

I don't know. I don't. Yeah. It's got a lot of confidence in it damn In my in my last career My previous life I would have to administer like health care benefits stuff like that one time an aflack rep came to visit us and She went to we went to go right in the name She said she was getting her business card printing because she was new to a flack and she said um, so I'll just give my contact information great So I wrote an image Julie and then she goes to their last name and it was like mix collovisuals

And it was it's time like a superman villain. Yeah, and so she goes I say you're gonna have to spell that for me and so she's like MZ like she's having trouble with it and I like like 14 continents in a row and uh... uh... m-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z- and I said, what was your main name? She says, brown. She went from brown to that. Commit to miss a pick like. It's just that at this point, it's so expected that women will keep their last name anyway. Don't you think in that situation you'd be like, honey, I love you. Yeah, let's not.

But I'm not going to sign that on checks. Is it expected the women will keep their names now? I think it's so common now. Or like you'll do the hyphen, or you'll both take a last name together. Even for professional purposes, you could just keep brown. Or keep it as white as you can to make it easy. Names are so weird anyway. The process of changing your name is actually really easy. The only thing that's annoying about it is going and getting a new passport and you drive a license.

I'm not going to think. But getting your name changed is actually pretty simple, especially in Texas. Way more than Oregon. Oregon, you have like a two week period where you have to have it posted and people like, creditors and stuff can come up and like complain about it. But in Texas, you pay more money, but it's like immediate. You just have to explain it to a judge. I didn't say that, do that in Oregon.

What are you looking at me for? Nothing, nothing. I was waiting for the story in it. I didn't want to interrupt her. So you said that people take a new name. You took Jeff's name? Yeah, well, we took a new name together. Jeff's name wasn't Ramsey when I met him.

It was Fink. It's true. Oh, I didn't think about that part of the process. Yeah, he actually changed his last name right before we got married. So I wouldn't have to change mine later, you know? Because if you get married, you automatically can happen. You don't have to pay for it.

So we didn't want to pay twice. We were looking to save money. No, but I liked that we took a new last name together, because I think that's just cooler. I don't know. And I didn't really want to be the second Mrs. Fink, and rather, I'm honest, I wouldn't have taken the name Fink.

No, I think that being said, it is an honor. Griffin Fink. I don't have taken the name of ink. No, that being said it is an honor Griffin think I don't know doesn't really roll off the tongue second place is our second is not I don't know She was grilled about her name and the booth. Oh really? Yeah, it seemed like came like two or three times people were asking you about your name Really? I don't remember that at all because like the I know Too much congewes no, okay, we had one bad day at animex-bow or Kathleen and Caleb and I got a little tipsy. In the booth? No. I've never heard of that.

Oh, stop. You've never been to one of the convention with Matt Holombs. I'm not the only person who drinks in the booth. We went to get through it. We went to Dragon Con one year. It was Matt Griffin and I. And Matt brought Jarz of moonshine. She bought Jarz of moonshine to the booth at 8 in the morning. And he was like, let's get it all.

Isn't he anti-jar? Isn't he the guy that's anti-jar? Who's the anti-jar guy here? No, actually, Matt's wife is anti-jar. That might be where you're picking him up from. No, but it was somebody on the trunk thing. It was like, let's just get over the jar thing. It's not cute.

I don't know. I think it might have been, no, that might have been Joel. Joel maybe, okay, okay. So Matt brought in these jars of like moonshine. It was like these hand printed labels. Like I'd been out of somebody's home printer It was on On the back yeah, and it was just like drinking fire and liquid form. Yeah, awesome

It's me which we got some moonshine right over there, right? I know I'm looking at a midnight moon I haven't had any of that yet. I was I finished the other two bottles. Did you guys try that that That um, got his name, but he gave it to us for the drunken action. No, we've been saving it for a special occasion. Okay, it's pretty good. It's interesting. Oh, Megan had a cold. Oh, there must be something in something in California

that I picked up. Wonder how that happened. Okay, this wrapped us up real. I'm gonna see how she's appropriately aged here, right? What's 20, carry the three of them? I've been meaning to that. I gotta figure out, okay, she's fine. Okay, I've been meeting exactly about this

because I brought her to Ben and he signed off like he does when I asked him for things. So, that's an awesome movie, by the way. Yeah, that's an awesome movie. I wish you could do that when he came to my office when he was here. He'd be like, I have a question, I'd be like, yeah, shut the door. But on Facebook, when I do like about Facebook,

is that you can put your birthday without putting the year you were born, which we can't do on our site. And I was wondering if we could change that. Was that you asking your joy? It didn't bother me back when I was 24. Oh, so. But it's beginning to bother me. Can we fix that?

You don't want everybody to know your 31s? I'm not 31, what are you talking about? What was your main name? My main, well, it's... Should I know how to get it? Oconnell. Oconnell. Yeah. Is it okay to say that yeah are you a creditor

yeah you're gonna track you down a lot of a comms right it's not like are you affiliated with Ford credit so are you Irish then well part of me I'm no part the last the last part no I mean I'm a Norwegian Irish German to English Native American all right there you don't know. You're white. No. No, mostly white. Alright, seriously, this wrapped this shit up. Where are we going for lunch? I don't know.

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