Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #125

Episode Date: August 3, 2011

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Twisted metal, streaming now, on P-Cock. Bernie Guss and Jeff, it's intense. They're talking all about shit, it doesn't make sense. Sometimes there's Gavin Joel and a special guest. Nerdy things to say this thing totally the best. Bashing the wee modern warfare too. He got bigger and there's red versus blue. So this is the drunk tank this podcast only youngs. Gas it had light fluid. But it's actually pronounced joy. This theme is gone on to long drunk tank will start now. Actually just fuck it, just fuck it, anyhow. Just fuck it, just fuck it, anyhow.

You think they're gonna be pissed at me? That was probably pretty funny. We were saying over there, themes, maybe at the end of the podcast. Yeah, that's about a speech. I didn't hear a single word of that song. People listening past the last two years. I was just...

No, they're not here us singing the podcast theme song. Those are the words to every song that you've ever known in your life. You weren't quite sure. Somebody made a coffee table book of like lyrics of songs where people thought they knew the lyrics, but they were ridiculous. They had to write it down. Excuse me while I kiss this guy. Yeah, yeah. He's saying it sometimes like that. Yeah, Jimmy Hendrix would occasionally sing it like that. And I think if you play like guitar hero world tour and you sing that song the lyric the subtitle is actually excuse me while I Kissed this guy. I'm not sure but I think he was on drugs

Really? I'm not sure is what I hear in the pipeline. There's that there's a bathroom on the right instead of there's a bad moon on the rise That was another one. What is that called that that's actually a term for blinded by the night? Another douche lit up I don't know no one knows lyrics in that song wrap wrapped up like a douche right? Yeah, I don't like that scene no one knows It's a miss like archaeology. It's like looking at symbols on wall. No one knows the true lyrics that he's already banging on the table guess guess loves Okay, you I'm Carrie hello.. Okay, you. I'm Carrie, hello. I'm Jackalo.

I'm Jolo Lo. And I'm Gusalo. That sounds like a lot like a Jolo. Like a Jolo trend. I like that trend. You suck at being your face. I'm all about it. I can't wait to see the photoshop on the website.

This is gonna be the new Rister Keith group, the Gusalo. The Gusalo Nation. The Gusalo. Yeah. We'll be drinking Shasta instead of Fago. And then Kool-Aid is gonna get a misspelled on his neck. Is Kool-Aid will have? group the Guselow's the Guselow nation the yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah That clearly doesn't mean what you probably think it means. I think most of this is supposed to be Chinese. I think so. Or both of the Japanese. Whatever.

See, they'd be offended probably. You even... Crocross, what's happening? How's it going? Welcome back. So apparently you weren't happy with how you sounded on the last podcast. Well look, here's the thing. Here's the thing.

Terry's been begging me to come back on the podcast. Okay, you're exaggerating a little bit. No, no, no, every week. Please, you've got to explain. What did you say? Did you say something about it? Did you say something about it? Did you say something about it? Did you help sitting up? I don't mind I said, like, I'm hoping if I hope he said up, you'll just have to stay.

Why is it that every young person that we bring into this office, they all have the same haircut? It's because I don't have the time to go get a haircut. Because the mic's your hip. So, mic's a syrup? Yeah.

Okay, no, here's the thing. Last podcast, they said, hey, you want to come talk about Rivers Blue, Season 8. I was like, yeah, that sounds great. I did a lot of work. I have all these things to talk about. So, you wanna come talk about Rivers Blue, season eight, I was like, yeah, that sounds great. I did a lot of work. I have all these things to talk about. Do you have to talk about season seven?

What? I don't know. That's a joke. Don't enjoy it. I don't know what you're talking about. So, I come in, I'm like, all right, talk about season eight, didn't think about anything I was talking about, and then we didn't talk

about season eight at all. So I'm just sitting there, I have nothing important to talk about, nothing, anything. So the reason why is because you didn't have anything to talk about, so you have nothing else going on in your life. No, I've never had anything to talk about. So you have nothing else going on in your life. No, I've never had anything to talk about. I'm sure you've learned by now since that visit.

The podcast never has an itinerary. Yeah, apparently. Like we'll have an idea that we want to talk about. Fuck that idea. I bet this podcast is what the one we're going to talk about. Season 8. Oh, this is the one. So I'm going to talk about, I never talk about.

I never talk about. We've heard about Golden. No, the only you only got a Motherfuckin snakes out of my bed. I got stopped I just stopped making pools and so wait a minute. Didn't you say you had a turkey story last time you were on? No, Santa wanna talk about I said I'm giving you a chance Because you're gonna edit it out. Come on. Why would he edit that out? Because I had a great I had a great story about

Crock Cross on last one that got edited out No, I don't know. I don't care. No, Sam. I don't talk about See net and that's awkward. That's awkward. We said nothing but good things about you, Carrie Oh, and don't ask to hear the original because I lost carry sauce. I was just so in the room So I heard it. It was one of the video five. Terry. Did you start as an intern? Yes, okay? It's for like two months and you somehow managed to work your way in. Yeah, nobody asked me to leave. How did you... I spent many a bloody weekend, a bloody weekend with me, working on hard projects.

Hard projects. Join the snake club. Wish it was a snake club. So how did you join this company? I think that's an enigma for me. How'd you get here? I knew Bernie. I had met him in packs.

I talked to him. And I came down the office one time, and I hung out for a little bit and helped Joel. You're really setting a bad. You said you only had a bad name. I had a conversation with him in packs. Then I just, I've been talking about it. This is not going to be a traditional way.

No. For the record, if you look on our website, in the fact, we have an internship and job application for a seat. Yes, for an email. Follow those. You're not follow carries example. That was a long time ago. A long time ago.

We don't even know when the shit doesn't happen. No. Do not do that. If you show up at the office, we will call the police. They're literally next door to our office. We have a button we push and they show up. We'll lock there. We have a red phone.

We just pick up and get a hold of the mayor. I tried to talk them into a bat symbol, but they show up. We'll lock there. We have a red phone. We just pick up and hold the mayor I tried to talk them into a bad symbol, but Go for it. The rooster up on the side of the building. Yeah, something Okay, so you met up with Bernie. Yeah, then you came down worked with Joel Yeah, and then the next time I came down here, I was like, hey, can I be the summer intern? And Bernie said yes Thanks, and that was it, but that was before that was like That was that was the first time that the word in turn was like really Yeah, but it all really used and then once once the term in turn was I see a bang

It's it's Mike. It's like a genie once you use the word It's out there. It's out there. That's a very good example to include in the fact and everything I don't think I had I didn't have a title at the beginning because I wasn't an intern because you guys didn't have interns So I was just like the guy that was here and sitting on the couch. That was on his business card. Yeah. But I was here and sitting on the couch.

I want to get that title. Well, I'll try to get back. What was your title, Joel? I don't know, everyone had wacky titles. Did you have a wacky title for a while? I did, I don't remember what it was. Mine was regional monkey initially, and I gave myself a promotion to director of moon based operations.

Nice. And now I think we're all corporate. And now I think I'm director of technology. Uh-huh. I think mine had something to do with partying. And now it's no. There's no partying. There's no partying in your life.

No. So Joel has like this nice corner office upstairs. And he's got like this beautiful window that faces... Living the dream. Living the dream. He's turned that thing into a cave. He's blocked off the windows. He shuts the doors like dark in there

There's like some there's bad guy screaming on his computer about buying gold It's good time with the cave. Is it? It's good. Yeah, it's good times. You can't well, you can't see the screen the way The you used to sit when we first moved in you specifically requested the office without windows Well, I just I don't know I'm like it's hot, it's hot here in Texas. It's just like, I like the idea of cool, dark. Man, you aren't kidding. Like last night, I think at 1 a.m., it was still 91 degrees. It's ridiculous.

It was still like, it was 100 degrees at like 930. Yeah. And 930? Yeah, the sun was gone. They said it was gonna be 107, is that right, Jack? It was 107 yesterday also. That's the past two days in a row, the city of Austin has set records,

we're a amount of energy used. Yeah. How we not have, we had brownouts the last time this kind of stuff happened, right? That was winter, wasn't it? It was like three years ago. What was the winter? I don't know.

This past winter we had some brownouts. Okay. Remember, but we didn't lose power here at the office. Not remember, I was with the old company. I used to work. I think you were right, two years ago. Two or three years ago. The last, the last year you strought,

they also had some brown outs. When I first moved to Los Angeles, it was like, oh, we have brown outs. I was like, what the, brown outs all of a sudden, it was like new to LA two at the time. It was like, when during N Ron and all that stuff, it was like, really,

we're in Western civilization, we've brown outs and now, now I'm back here and it's like, now I'm brown out here. That's crazy. In LA, it makes sense. This makes sense here. That's crazy. In LA it makes sense. This makes sense here. Out of control.

Someday night I was playing Battlefield with Joel and we didn't plan to what probably about midnight or so. Yes. And I was sitting there with Brad Company too. Oh, kind of. Best game ever. But I was sitting there with a couchy player on that's great. Yeah, yeah.

Probably the best multiplayer. Awesome. I was sitting there and I was like, it's really hot in here. And I went and checked my AC and it was 87 degrees. And had it set for 75 and I was like oh shit my AC's busted That's like our upstairs AC Yeah, dude There's nothing worse than like having to try to sleep with someone able to fix it like did you get someone out there? I will I actually first of all I went on Reddit that I went on the Austin subreddit

I'm like help dying in South Austin is anyone in order a pair of guy and someone actually found me like someone recommended This guy named Dell here in South Austin is anyone who ever pair a guy and someone actually found me like someone recommended this guy named Dell here in South Austin who's awesome. And they can still computers on the side. No, it went out. But then the next morning at like 70M as soon as this guy opened I called him he's like well we can be out there by 11 and then came out the next day and took care of it and fixed it and then he's looked at my attic and he's going to fix more stuff for me. Nice.

How many times did the air conditioning break at the old office too many times? Oh yeah. So it was constantly it never worked is the deal. So think about this. What if we break at the old office too many times? Oh yeah. So it was constantly, it never worked is the deal. So think about this, what if we were in the old office this summer? Jesus Christ. It would be unbearable. The old office that we'd have to,

we'd set the AC to like 60 degrees and let it crank overnight to try to cool the office as much as possible. And then during the day, there's no way to keep up. And we just get progressively hotter. It was like a large body of water. It was like a lake. You know where it's like. And then Jeff and I worked back in the in the back room

Where was this like this heat just looks like a like an oven back there, too? That was the worst last summer My AC went out of my car So I had a 20-minute drive to the office with no AC and then our AC would be broken And somehow it would be hotter than what was outside like I would open the door to our office That's right. It would be hot. It's like opening an oven door, and it's just like, it's just like, it's just like sweating all day.

Yeah, all day. Did you see the guy who made cookies on his dashboard in the car? No. Like, somebody he had one of those like solar reflectors that you put up in the window, but he put a tray of cookies in front of that and then put the reflector behind it.

And it got up to like 175 in his car, and they actually baked cookies on his dashboard of his car. We should try that. I've always said that, you know, and I think they did this back in World War One where they would put like grills over the engines of vehicles and they would cook food as they were driving and they would use the hot water from the radiator to make like coffee and tea and stuff. Oh. It was like the initial, the old ambulance drivers in World War One used to do that all the time. Yeah, that's the kind of thing you should be able to do. That's fucking carve out a little pill.

This is your engine compartment. That's totally what it's going to be like here. And bring some stuff. You know, guess up, put some more cookies out on the plate. We should make a cookbook where it's just like, you know, urban cookbook living. Where it's just like an Austin text. It's sort of the same.

We're just going to have how many dishes can we come up with? How many how to make eggs on the side? How many time in a different way?? How many eggs on the sidewalk? How many different ways can you make eggs on the sidewalk? Yeah, yeah. Put it into a cookbook. But eggs and cookies are easy. We should do like lasagna.

So it's got like layers, like really like, or like a real thick cut of beef, you know? Like a real thick one, so you can get like, put a blender out there. Yeah, yeah. Well, if you cook a brisket, you cook it like that 250 for like, That's true. Eight hours or so. So you figure out a way to get we can have a count.

We can have a competition because Jeff has that that that big ag bomb thing. Big green egg. They have this grill. Jeff has this grill that looks like if you've seen fat man and you know what this very about the old boy. Yeah, this is this very about the atomic bombs. This thing looks like an atomic bomb.

Or it looks like the escape pod from Star Wars. It does look like that. It looks like a pod. It looks like a little thing on top. You can open it up and see droids inside. I'm like, where is our master? That's our droids talk, by the way. Well, we just have a competition. He cooked up a brisket that was the best. It was phenomenal. It was amazingly good. But we should have a contest We should get to buy two brisket and put one in the egg and then we'll do it will somehow construct maybe we'll use the thing that Griffin built We'll stick up risk in the cat Americans no parking lot. No way anything compete with the big green egg I guarantee you that thing is incredible. I mean when you feel it's like it's like Insulated it's got like layers, I can't describe it.

It's amazing. It's like layers of porcelain or something. It's, man. It's unbelievable. We've had brisket in there three times now and every single time it's been better than the last. I mean, if you put a piece of uranium inside of that thing, and you keep losing it.

We're going to get about bombs and nuclear material. We're going to get on like some kind of weird watch list. That's okay, it's four viewers. If we put a piece of uranium on the inside of that thing and close it, I bet we would be fine. I bet we would get any like, we didn't increase our listeners in Russia. I bet it would also make the brisket taste even better. We can make it even better. Yeah. It would get some glow in the dark brisket. When there's a brown out, you can still see your food. Open the bridge. Oh, there it is.

This all makes sense. Walk around using your brisket as a flashlight. Just eating a little of it. Keep walking. This makes it multi-functional food. I like it. I jell you on it. All right, do that. Make it happen. We'll do it.

You're in Amazon. Where can I invest? Where can I subscribe to your new players? I've seen websites where you can buy nuclear material. Yeah, I'm really looking on live. Can you? We should try and do that. For the podcast. Just see what happens. Yeah, let's just see what happens? Yeah. We should try and do that. For the podcast.

Just see what happens. Yeah, let's just see what happens. We'll just send it to a company FBI industry. Think show up at your door. Did you hear that guy? I think in Norway, who is building a nuclear device in his kitchen, and the reason why he got caught is because he called the cops to find out if it was legal, and they showed up in his toolkit.

They're like, no, not legal. They grabbed it from. They made him stop. You have to send me a link to that. Yeah. Was that an onion? It was on Reddit. It was on Reddit last night. It was some guy who was building a nuclear device

in his kitchen, like a nuclear reactor. What kind of nuclear device? Like, he was trying like a nuclear device for peace. They're trying to make power or something, but. It's trying to make power. Yeah. Huh. There's probably more efficient ways to go about doing that.

Yeah, but I love that he called the cops like, is this legal? And they're like, nope. And he showed up and took it away. I'm like, your door. We'll go take a look at what you know. Yeah, and I would never want to get near any thing. I mean, I don't know.

You see enough movies where people are like, make mistakes near uranium. That's the mistake you don't want to make. You know, I never thought that stuff was too dangerous. I always thought it was pretty safe. I still, to an extent, think it's fairly safe. What is this stuff that happened in Japan is really changing the way I think about nuclear reactors. I feel totally the opposite way. I feel like we have to have nuclear reactors.

I have to have them. I'm still for them. I still think that. Keep in mind that I got hit by magnitude 8 earthquake and then a tsunami. It happened. It was a thousand year of that. It will happen again. I got hit by a magnitude eight earthquake and then a tsunami. Yeah, but still it happened. It was a thousand thousand year of that. It will happen again, you know. So every thousand years.

Yeah. Which is what nuclear reactors like in space and it's like beam down power somehow. I think they're working on that, I think, right? That's what they say that the hardest thing is the world is the transfer power. Yeah. Like even across power lines, you like by the time the power,

you lose, you have like crazy heat and the resistance causes you to lose it. That's a big problem with wind power, right? They can't effectively transmit it. Also, and also wind power doesn't work. No, no. I would kind of... In that really, it works during times when you don't need it, it's the problem.

Yeah, I don't actually don't know anything about. Wind is abundant typically in times when people don't need a lot of power. Like so it'll happen like, say for example, at sunset, when things are already starting to get cooler. And if I understand correctly, there's no efficient way to store wind power. So they have to transmit it instantly,

which is also difficult. And you have to use it as it's being generated. Batteries. Have you been in charge batteries? Have you taken I10 into Californiaifornia before uh yeah yeah there's like that giant wind farm right there there's some big concert venue that area like not coachella that met actually shot a music video in that oh really oh really yeah a long time ago i'm here i've seen the semis driving through austin that have the blades for those and they're just

like there's like that gets too big for one semi. They're like put too busy on a semi. This is gonna sound strange, but like a stoplight is way bigger than what you think it is. You're just used to seeing it up and so you have this idea of how big a stoplight, if you actually saw one, they're way bigger than you think. Yeah, and so. Just because they're like the distance.

It's the same, it's the same scale with wind. It's the same amount of measurement as the lids. So what you're saying is they should put little turbines on every stop light. That's exactly. And they could power the stop light with the little turbine. They could. It would totally make sense.

They could wear on to something. And then they could cook a brisket. And they could cook it. Right. We've come full circle. Full circle. You see my tweet? What tweet?

You see my gold on fire tweet? Oh god. Gold on fire I am followed by fire I am followed you I remember now You were drunk a tweeting on a plane once and I got sick of it. We got we we like the age Well, is that the no that was in the airport I think when you got drunk in the air But I was in Vegas. I think it was I remember yeah, I was really drunk on the way back from Vegas And I just said I'm just gonna tweet and because I never tweet so I felt like I had to make up your tweeting like every 30 seconds every 30 seconds is like a dialogue

Don't want to be one of Vegas are we ever going to Vegas soon because I'm gonna Vegas I now canceled two trips to Vegas and so I'm building up a big flight credit like slowly surely I'm transferring all my money into unspent to credit like South West Airlines has all my that's a sound investment That's a sound investment right this I guy guy got to get that before they take it away from me So I'm going to Vegas for bachelor party next Sunday. So I'm gonna be out there for a few days I'll go this weekend. Well, not this week. I'm either going I'm going somewhere this weekend I'm gonna see the Rangers play this weekend. I'm going to be I'm gonna do something. I'll go to Vegas soon I'll go to Vegas

I feel I think the plane to Indians I'm not sure don't don't leave over the railing I feel I think the plane to Indians I'm not sure don't don't leave over the railing Don't grab the ball. It's awful, right? It's like Two years in a row a day like a day apart from the one year anniversary of the last time Yeah, it's funny when when that happens For all those well For others to know what happened it was like it was horrible horrible horrible one the outfielders through a ball to One of the fans likeers threw a ball to one of the fans. Like up just up in the crowd.

Yeah, and he was in the front row. It was in the ending, so he threw the ball up. Yeah, and the throw was, I guess, basically to him or whatever. And it was just, it's sort of not that big of a drop from where he was. It was only like a seven, eight-foot drop. I think it was like 12. I don't think it's that much.

I thought it's way. I sat in the seat. Oh, okay. Yeah, I mean, maybe it is 20. I think it wasn't the first one was a lot farther. Yeah, the first one's that much. I don't think it's that much. I sat in those seats. Oh, okay. Yeah, I mean, maybe it is one. I think it wasn't the first one was a lot farther. Yeah, the first one was a much, yeah. I mean, the first one was that typical on the decks, you know, when you had a picture, someone

called him. Right. But this was an ad. This was a guy in the outfield on the front row. So, and he tried to catch the ball and just sort of reach for it and fell over the railing and it was, you know, even the people there, you know, it wasn't like you wouldn't think that someone was gonna die from a fall, but he, I guess landed on his head or something like that and died horrible. You fall wrong. I mean,

you could die from five or six feet. You can. You can. And it's like, when I pointed that out to Gus, Gus was like, Gus. Yeah, I remember texting because it was like, Gus, look at this. And you immediately were like, wow, the same exact thing happened like last year Oh, oh a year a day apart Crazy and then you see the world's not the world series the all-star game like the next week almost the exact same thing happened It wasn't even the next week it was like four days That's right and then but these guys friends like caught him as he was falling over like there's like a photo of them like holding on to This guy he's like hanging off they pulled him back up. I hate that stuff. I mean they're gonna start putting like chain link fences

Like a lucky game God that's a bummer. So you brought me down Way the ranger's are doing good this season they're doing really good right now They got a good they got a bunch of trades right look at us talking about sports in the podcast. I'm sorry guys I don't care. I've never cared. Okay. I I care we talk about what we talk about get the fuck out then You look pain Joel oh Joel always podcasts with one hand behind his back That's you never get the full deal with your experience and when it slips out it's glorious

You might out there was a snake living in a bed for a month. What? And then he did a recax on a recax. There was little fuckers. We get everywhere. Little. I think the big fuckers get everywhere. So it goes how awesome is breaking bad.

It's really good. I love that show. We can't talk about it, but I love that show. I read the other day that the next season is going to be their last season and they may be moving to another network. I've read a bunch of conflicting reports that apparently AMC was trying to shorten their season the last seven episodes. Yeah, for budget reasons, AMC wanted them to do an eight episode final season.

Yeah, which the creator didn't want to do. What do you want to do their normal 13? Now, where did you get the thing where he was saying he wants to end it next season? I read it. I think on it was either the entertainment weekly website or IGN. Okay, so somewhere legit It wasn't yeah blog or anything. No, no, huh? They said yeah, they said that next season will be the final season and frankly, I don't know how they're gonna even get through this season It seems like this season everyone's on a fucking well like we're at what three episodes crash this is like It's like they're just winding up the toy, you know, and it is like it's like they're just whining up the toy You know, and it's like it's good to explode and everything's gonna go the moral of the story

It's if you don't watch Breaking Bad. You're missing probably the best show ever on TV. Yeah, really on cable TV Yes, like I don't know about it like HBO's got some amazing stuff It's better like isn't right now lost. Yes, yes, absolutely. I miss I miss everything. I miss lost I miss break bad. I miss all singing called DVDs. I have the first series and Netflix. I have the first season on Blu-ray all alone it to you I do too. It's it's fantastic. You watch a show? I've watched the first two episodes and then we got busy of production stuff So I keep watching and then I just found a madman's on Netflix do the pilot episode the first pilot episodes Okay, or the only pilot. Yeah, that's good. That's great But anyway fantastic show if you're not watching it you should watch it. It's on AMC Sunday night

Or it seems like I don't have cables. I watch it on zoom the next day if you have an Xbox or a zoom pass You can just watch it like that or I think it's on iTunes too. Fuck it. Is it everything's on there? Whatever you want man seems like AMC's cranking out some good stuff over the past couple years Yeah, they got madman breaking bad I don't know what else the walking dead walking dead I read also that they want to cut they did cut the walk Yeah, yeah back when I was in a LA AMC was just like You know, they were just getting started. It was like you work on their productions and none of their productions were sagdare

All after because they were all cheaper. No, it was just real kind of not good quality stuff for whatever It's like wow, they've really... Second after a different... Different unions. Yeah. So at the time after was considered like cheaper, you know, than... Most video game voice over work is after, right? It is. Because well, after is basically VO, sort of stuff, and screen after is gilded is more on camera, sort of stuff. But there's blending of this.

So the audio podcast is after, and the video podcast is more on camera sort of stuff but there's blending of the audio podcast is after the video podcast don't tell Hollywood well you're starting to see more people like John for Rose and that Freddie Wong video and stuff like that like how do how do people get away with that kind of stuff like how to sag actors I mean right typically there's no contract that really covers the internet okay so no one gets in trouble for that stuff maybe, or is it all just still up in the air? They probably don't care about the internet yet.

Yeah, and it's also leverage thing and a lot of things. I'm not sure how deeply I wanna get into this. You know, I'm sure one, it'll care because the money is insignificant in their terms, and two, they reviewed it as promotion for the Cowboys' resilience. Yeah, so I'm sure it's like between the two that like fuck it. Yeah, it makes sense.

I don't know. I'm curious about that stuff. I don't understand whole unions and everything like that. When I worked out in LA, it was like everyone I heard was talking about, I'm trying to join the directors union. I'm trying to join the writers union. It's like, you know, like PAs, like, well, if I do this for another six hours, I can get this, which makes me get into a directors union.

What? What the fuck? Well, yeah. I mean, that's definitely absolutely. If you're there, I mean, you've got to get into a director's union. What? What the fuck? Well, yeah. I mean, that's definitely absolutely. If you're there, I mean, you've got to get in one of the unions. Yeah. I mean, that's how you make your money. Oh, yeah.

I mean, all non-union stuff you're not going to make anything. I mean, yeah, basically people... Yeah. Yeah. All PAs are trying to get the DGA so they can become, you know, assistant, you know, directors or whatever, and then the camera people trying to get the camera in union and so forth. So what's the editor's union? Like the ESC or I'm not sure they're tied with somebody. I'm not

really sure. Everything like ACE. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. American cinema editors or something like that. That's what I want to do when I grow up. I always want to be an editor. I still can't want to be an editor. Well, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, guild and you're on the Indian. It's not my own guild. Okay, I've got the obel- I have guild on the mind so I was looking at a story here on to talk about. Did you hear that when Diablo 3 comes out that they're going to have a real money auction house? I'm in Staten-Nawu this week.

Why? In fact, they're going to- you're going to be able to buy and sell in-game items using real money. They're trying to ruin people's lives at this point. Like they're actively trying. What do you mean, real? Like cash money. Here's a screen. Like an example of the interface. Like dollars? Yes. Dollars is not real money. You're gonna buy that helmet. It costs.

It costs four gold. It's more real than in game gold and Bitcoin. So you started. I wonder if you can like invest in the Diablo currency. There's that Bitcoin guy right? The same sort of idea. Basically we talked about that one. Yeah. Say away from that. Yeah we've got a bottom line. Yeah that's weird. I mean when you think about it like even the currency of like Microsoft points or whatever. You know that's I wasn't sure where you're going with that but it's sort of like you think that's gonna open up more revenue for them obviously. I think the think the points are different though. Points are you buying DLC and shit like that.

This is like, oh, I want a new helmet to use in the game. And then Blizzard takes a fee. Blizzard takes a fee for every time you make a transaction. So these like better items? Yeah, it's like you ever play World of Warcraft? So this is like you're killing one and they drop a helmet. You're like, oh, that's a much better home than I got. I mean, they're gonna use it or I'm gonna go sell it.

See, I'm not sure I'm a fan of this because, I mean, I remember Magic the Gathering back in the day, which is this card game that all my nerd friends would play. I know Magic. And basically the premise of Magic the Gathering is from what I could tell is whoever spent the most goddamn fucking money on the decks and got all the great cars, basically beat the crap

out of the one of them. That's every trading card game. Yeah, right. I play a lot. That's a very nice one. So I'm not sure I'm like really committed to the premise of like this is a great game. Basically the kid who happens to have the most money is gonna win. It's like baseball. It's like baseball. It's just like baseball. It's the egg.

God. So you love baseball. What's the difference? Well, I a rationally love baseball. It's the anguise. God. So you love baseball. What's the difference? Well, I have rationally loved baseball. I mean, I have a love hate relationship with baseball. I mean, I really do. I don't know the game of baseball. I'm sensing some hypocrisy.

I'm sensing some hypocrisy. You're hitting on card games here. It's the players' association. No more NFL locked out. Yeah, is that right? No, it's all right. Vince Young's playing for the Eagles now. He's backing up Michael Vick.

So it was Michael Vick and Vince Young. No, I remember. You push, go, you push, go. You push, go. My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my 86 something like that maybe 87 where the players struck and they brought on scabs That was the greatest six weeks of football ever played because at every snap you would have no idea That's gonna happen. That's when the other reason is playing Ball bounced off the heads It was under chaos. It's like the teams that were like the great powerhouses were terrible And the teams that used to be terrible were awesome. It was fantastic

You said no idea what was going to happen. You weren't sure if they were playing rugby or not. It was great. They're playing soccer out there for you. I was saying bring them on, man. I don't care. But anyway, football's starting up again. I'm very excited.

I just want to see he hate me. He hate me. Who hates you? Them over there. That's the thing I mean too, referential. That's the thing I mean too, referential. That was the thing I'm talking about. I'm with you on that one, Joel.

I'm with you. That was the XFL which was Vince with Vince with Vince I think it's whatever they wanted on the back of their jerseys I probably so one guy on the back of his jersey he hate me

that was the name remember the his name was he hate me he ended up playing in the NFL for a season or two too but he was like a he was like a linebacker no he was a running backer

something like that and so I remember he returned kicks in the yeah XF and I remember So the XFL instead of having a coin flip they had two players lined up side by side and a football and whoever got the football got Got got to pick what they want to do great I was like they would barge at it and then great first game of the season and I think the Florida game Orlando had a team One of the one of the guys got injured in the

Like like Toran ankle or something like that, but I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like feel uncomfortable right now. That guy is the most honest. That guy is the funniest thing in the world ever. I mean, where are we? I wish you were for more. You know it would be the greatest professional sport in the world. Like we take major league baseball or football or whatever it is. And everything is the same. Except for the teams have to... They have like a random number generator that picks one of the seats in the crowd.

And then a random person, you must play the random person, must be on the team. Who wouldn't want to go to that game? God, I would love it. How awesome would that be? Like all of a sudden you're sitting in the stands like, oh, now I'm facing Randy Thompson. That sounds awesome. That's so awesome. How awesome is that?

It would be the greatest sport ever. They would have to give you a diaper if you're fucking facing Randy Johnson if I'm out there. It would be great. It's like, you're fucking crazy Randy Johnson if I'm out there Oh It's like I You stick a fan out there and it's like he's the one like wild card You don't know what you're gonna have the best I could hope for would be getting hit by a pitch and that's what horrible thing to say I bet I could hope for he's gonna hit by Randy John It would be awesome. He's already got into that bird right?

It would be awesome. Have you seen that? Who would be okay? Every game would be a sellout. Randy Johnson's one of the hardest pictures in MLB. Did he retired now? I think he retired. But at one point during a game he was pitching and he throws lightning in a bird, flew in front of the batter and the ball hit it square. The feather just poofed off.

It was like watching lightning strike up. It was like you ever see those old just poofed off it was like watching lighten strike it was like you ever see those old cartoons were like a bird like lose its feather and all of a sudden it's cooked and seen it it was like that it was just like that I mean like the bird was so vanished it was like watching lightning hit it it was like when Fabio hit the bird with his face on the roller coaster I can't get past that I can't get every time I see Fabio that's all I can't well did he see he lost the the old spice competition? Well, I mean big shock there, right? Yeah, I mean he kept speaking English.

He kept speaking that formula. Man, he was, he was pretty bad. Like, I don't, I know it was like they were trying to do a clever marketing thing but it was like, no, he can't talk. You know, he can't have someone who doesn't speak proper English. That guy, the guy, the guy, I guess he's a former NFL guy. He's an almost alpha. I think he is that campaign.

He's perfect. I mean, it's like he's a maverick. I mean he is that campaign I mean it's like you can't I mean Not to take anything away from the you know the director of the right wherever because all of that's part of it But it's like he is closely tied to it this point. Yeah, well, I mean they do that like they're doing that viral stuff Where would be like they would spend eight hours just in that set and it's responding to people on Twitter and like doing videos Right, right? That's so smart like that so I so, I mean, that cost them nothing, right? And they pumped out so much video and got so much coverage. I don't know if it costed nothing. Well, I mean, nothing as compared to like, you know,

multi-million dollar commercial shoot stuff like that. But with the older million dollar shoot, they're hitting millions of people instead of like spending money to get one person like targeted one at a time. But then they get people like me talking about it on podcasts. They go out to millions of people. I'm very highly rated podcast. I'm like, he jacked like that advertising is the reason I use old spots. I'm the same way

Yeah, it's like the one thing that we agree on the only product I seek out and purchase based on their Yeah, I mean if you're sued and it's like they do something and it kind of makes you laugh for whatever It's like all right. I will support that ad Yeah, supporting the punk has brought you by old spots Like you remember the the Bruce Campbell campaign they did? Yeah. Bruce Campbell was a spokesman for a long time. He was great. I didn't think it was that, I didn't think it was all,

it's great. No? Well, people seem to really like Bruce Campbell. I don't know. I'm not like part of that cult, but it seems like there are a lot of people who are like there, who are fanatic about it. I love Bruce Campbell.

I love Bruce Campbell. It's still done in the factory. I just, I didn't buy, I just, it didn't work for me. I met him, I met him one time. Yeah. This is really dumb. I was working, remember the show, VIP, where we put the camera in and I said, oh work for me. I met him one time. Yeah. This is really dumb. I was working, remember the show VIP with me and my Anderson? Oh yeah, yeah.

I was working on VIP. And it was a show where we were supposed to be a bunch of nerds standing in line to get someone's autograph or something like that. And so I go to makeup and they put me in makeup and they put these ears on or whatever. And then they take me to the sky and they're like, you know, we want you to meet our director Bruce and like, and there's Bruce Campbell looking at me, I'm looking at my ears

wherever I'm like, that's Bruce Campbell. So that was really weird. And I came up with this idea where they gave me this little plastic gun because I'm just being nerd in line. And like, you know, the she she slick smart VIP cast walk past the nerds in line and say something coy and so I came up with the idea well wouldn't be funny if I used the plastic gun to shoot at that at them after they said their insult or whatever and they told they thought it was great they used it that's my little story I'm gonna have to find this clip now I've never actually seen it but I know yeah I I don't know all right is VIP, you think? I don't know, I love to see. Check best by it, lunch.

Ah, they were saying, I think I'm green and ears. It's real cheesy. I'll see, I don't know how long that show went, but I can't imagine it went. I can't imagine it more in season. Oh, it went, it went, I think it went. I think it went like three or four seasons, I think. Really?

Yeah, four or five, yeah, four or five, yeah. Wow. So your IMBB page is missing on a lot of stuff, Joel. Well, it's a lot of dumb crap Okay, it's still missing on a lot of stuff. My mind is three soft core porn It's like red versus blue this horror movie I worked on and then three soft Yeah, peace and get added now someone listening to the podcast I've never touched my page. I swear to God people must listen to the podcast or something and they'll update it or put stuff on. They're like, there's a picture of me there.

I didn't fucking do that. No, I did passions. I did like eight episodes of passions and that's not on my TV. You were the waiter, I had the necker chiff. I had a necker chiff. That's close to that online too. What's that?

There's clips of that online, right? Yeah. I think so, I think I've seen. It's very embarrassing. Yeah. This is gonna be the best LinkedIn ever. All right, we gotta we gotta wrap this up Gold on fire hot gold on fire gold on fire

I don't think so Jolson to me these links and is like watch this watch this. I'm like what what am I watching? It's like no look gold making money. He's like okay I'm just I'm just saying if you listen to the podcast. It's like knowing the future Because I say what's gonna happen, and then it happens. Okay, Joel, six months from now, what's gonna be the big thing? In terms of what? Okay, if I was gonna put,

if I had $10,000 right now, what would I put it in to make the most amount of money? And six months. DGP. What is that? It's double gold. It's like a double step or yours. It's multiple of two. So multiple of tracing.

Every time gold goes up 1% that goes up 2%. So why would you ever? Every time gold goes down 1% it goes down. You know the math. But this is a ratio thing. That's this different 1%. I was looking for 3%. What you were putting in the probably saying is that gold is going to have the biggest gain over the next months. So that if you could double that gain then you're okay. They're going to have a they're going to have a meeting like in Jackson hold the feds Gonna have it's August 27th So that should be the time where they get together and they're like oh

Duh the economy is going into recession which obviously it's been going to recession like I've been saying for a long time But it's like then they're gonna be like oh we need more government quantitative easing and then when they introduce more Quantitative easing then gold really gonna be I thought we were in a recession then we came out of the recession we're going back into another we've actually been in the reality Is it no one understands and no one's gonna understand when I say this no one's gonna get this We've been in a depression since 2008, but what happened is when we introduce government stimulus It masked it so no one could really tell what was going on Like now you know sort of stopped it. Like body spray. Exactly.

Exactly. You eventually, the perfume runs out and the stink gets even worse. Exactly. The perfume is running out and it's going to be twice as bad because we used it. Okay. We got to wrap up. I'm going to go with DGP or whatever it is. All right.

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