Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #2

Episode Date: April 10, 2009

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Twisted metal, streaming now now only on peacock Why don't you sing the achievement hunter song to intro our podcast Jeff? We need a song for our quarterly podcast. Are you gonna get an eagle in that? No, no, no I call out the tiger. So this is our 50th podcast and this if it makes it will be the second one we ever posted I'm excited. I think I have a feeling this is gonna be it. You can be number two today's the day I don't know if it's gonna be the juice. We don't like once a week maybe maybe once every two weeks And then we can I fuck it and we don't put it up. No, we'll record. We'll do the podcast for about 20 minutes And we're like this boring. This is stupid. I like it that the fucking phone rings

He's saying podcast What is this? I've been saying that today. I don't know why I think I've got some kind of problem. I guess it's I even take it put them on the podcast their podcast. What did drop a name? I got Bill Gates on my cell phone God damn it Joel Joel just walked in and spilled a nice Americano all over my lap. How did you know it was a nice Americano? Because I went recognize it's a nice Americana? Cuz I

Sit down you're finished now you have to be very sit in So Gus what's new with you? What have you been up to this quarter? Not much playing games. What are you playing right now? World of Warcraft like always and Godfather to hey, let's talk about something that we're both pissed off about You and I both like Godfather 2 a lot right? I mean I've only played about two hours of it and then you did all those achievement videos Which were fantastic by the way and are tearing up the internet I've probably played 20 hours worth of Godfather 2 I'd say and we read the game spot review who we usually look at as being like the litmus test of what a a

Game is gonna do yeah, right? How good a game is're usually pretty dead on and they gave that game a 4.5. Unbelievable. I think the game is not a 4.5. Absolutely. Other bullshit. All the other reviews I've read seem to be more in line with it. They're all, you know, in the 7.5 to 8 range. I think if I was a game reviewer, I'd probably give it, you know, an 8. I games an 8. It's a solid 8. It was fun. Yeah, absolutely.

I can't believe that. I can't believe that game scored so low. I mean, I'd like to look and see what other games are 4.5's just solid day. It was fun. Yeah, absolutely. I can't believe that I can't believe a game scored so low I mean, I'd like to look and see what other games are 4.5 just for reference that dude that reviewed it must hate the movies I feel in there. I can think or he must be a huge fan of the movie and was disappointed that the game didn't follow the movie too closely Story that's retarded. Well, I don't know. I'm trying to defend him here. I don't he might just be dumb Don't defend it's possible. I don't know the guy is he's probably got a family and as a nice guy and we're insulting him but fuck him I Red Joyce's review it today. They said it was pretty good They coined it their summarization was that it's like waking up on December 25th and remembering its Christmas

Yeah, it's good. I as a pretty good way to look at it It's a pleasant expecting it was a remembering its Christmas. Yeah, that's good. Which I, as a pretty good way to look at it. It's a pleasant expecting it. It was a very pleasant surprise. Yeah, good game. I'm currently playing Resident Evil 5 right now. How's that going? I saw zombies riding motorcycles on your screen. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm like, can they do that? Can they ride motorcycles? Apparently. According to Capcom. Or. Yeah, it's Capcom. It's Capcom.

I got confused for a second that it was Konami. Okay, woo. Oh, you know, you know what? You were the other day asking, you with the other day were commenting on how Resident Evil is a stupid name for a video game. And I read an article today talking about why it's called Biohazard in Japan and not called Biohazard in the United States.

Why is that? Apparently, the name Biohazard was already copyrighted. Oh, they would have difficulty getting a trademark on the phrase Biohazard in United States or they would have difficulty getting a trademark on the phrase biohazard It makes sense. So they decided to go with resident evil also on the chopping block with probably like a Pretty school bus You could have been playing pretty school bus five pretty school bus murder Zombie choppers. I think of you whole game whole game on itself. It could be oh, man

It's definitely a definitely a Resident Evil game. I haven't played a Resident Evil game since Jesus, I don't know and I haven't beaten Resident Evil games since Code Veronica probably I played every Resident Evil game But same here. I never I never played for even though everyone loved it. You played a little bit though No, I never I never played for I've never picked up the controller and Resident Evil Really I thought we lived together and when I tried it you you were there. No, it looks so horrible. I never picked it. Yeah, I didn't like it at all. People loved the game. I thought it was hard. It was a bunch of like Eastern European dudes with pitchforks and... Sounds awesome.

Beers? I don't know. You don't expect this? No, there weren't. You need next-gen graphics for motorcycles. Yeah, it's true. They don't have motorcycles in Eastern Europe. Gamecube couldn't cut that. They burned them for fuel a long time, yeah. But anyway, I had forgotten about the obnoxious gameplay mechanics

of Resident Evil, like for instance, you know, your Chris Redfield total badass, like Special Forces type dude, right? Until it's time to stab somebody with a knife and then you're like, all right, I got a stop plant way from the company and then stab them. And I've got like, six inch radius. Well, everything in the military is procedures.

I guess that's true. It's just obnoxious to fight in that game and you can't walk and shoot. I've got like six inch radius. Everything in the military is procedures. I guess that's true. It's just obnoxious to fight in that game. And you can't walk and shoot. It was about us. You can't walk and shoot. No, no. Yeah, so playing wild, huh?

Yeah, that's going good. You know, I'd say this is the point in every podcast that we never published. We start talking about wild and then it just descend. Yeah, that's right. That's one of the things. We should probably avoid that. I will say that it's fun. One thing that's fun to talk about is the Bernie has been secretly playing wow again.

Yeah, he doesn't know that I'm watching him on wowarmory.com. I can see as he's leveling and I can see the achievements he's getting. Yeah, I've seen him playing in the office like Alt-Having in and out of it in the office the last three days. And he told me he goes the other day,

he said, hey, I logged on to wow, played for like 15 minutes and quit. It was just just same old games. I ever remembered it was dumb I got bored immediately. He's level three times. Yeah Amazingly 15 minutes you went from level 59 a level 62 Yeah, and it's not like he's he's leveling one to three or anything. He's 59 to 62 That's a good and he managed to uncover the entire eastern kingdom map Somehow in those 15 minutes in the the process of yeah not giving a shit. What are you gonna do? I wish he could just accept the fact that he is a wild player and loves the game. I mean dude I

play well a lot not as much as you for sure and but and I've I've taken breaks just like he has just because I'm not because I want to stop playing because I love the game just because other shit gets in the way you know night gr griffin's always making me work on stuff But I'm only level 43 44 Maybe somewhere on there in your defense you have like four level 30 characters. That's true I do I have a lot of I have a lot of characters to make you combine them into one super. I know like Voltron Yeah, the Wow Tron Well if you can get if you just you just have to get one level 55 then you can get

You can make a death night. You have two level 55 characters like instantly. Oh, that's can get, you just have to get one level 55, then you can get, you can make a death night. You have two level 55 characters, like instantly. Oh, that's a good point. I should definitely do that. Hey, look who's showing up. Is it Bernie Burns? Do you have a good phone call, Bernie? I did.

Good. You got a phone call. You got a phone call? I got a phone call. Yeah, a phone call. Oh, wait. Can we not do product endorsements? I think that's probably not.

Bernie has generic Mexican beer number two. I'm gonna drink, because I said next to my generic Mexican friend. So while you were gone, we discussed resident evil. We discussed. We discussed the bullshit game spot review of Godfather two. And we discussed your secret obsession with wow. And how you pretend not to be playing it, but you're totally playing it. Oh, back here?

Yeah. Yeah, I have, you know what I'm doing back here. I get the exploring achievement. We talked about that It's great. I just like set the horse. What is the deal in wow Where they have set up every world where you can't just find a straight line and run you will always run into something It's like the real world. Yeah, that's not always true I can get on the road and go basically a straight line a road that's been cleared where the mountains have been There's no highways and wow, but even their fucking roads are all curvy and stuff. Yeah, they're pathways But come on. I mean how many hills and trees and ravines and rocks do you need I get it? I get it, you know, just let me fucking run and get my free achievement stuff

So should we do a quick summary of what we've been up to the last quarter since the last podcast? Well, I won the contest first of all. You won't congratulations, yes, you won't remember this contest. I remember the 10,000 gamers won a week. I did it with three days to spare. Gavin came down and directed a mini series called Red vs. Blue Relocated, which is a smash success. Excellent.

Took the internet by storm. We made our first live action thing, which was called Captain Dynamic, which is also incredibly successful. The Nielsen numbers on that are through the roof. Yeah, they are. And that's pretty much it, I think. Yeah? I think there was a net gain of about 40 pounds

between the six months. You want to talk about the 401K at all? OK. Nice thing at the beginning of the years, there's always a lot of business, tax, awful stuff that has to take place. And there was a huge dose of it this year, awful stuff that has to take place. And there was a huge dose of it this year.

Which was fun. It's like we're real company. Yeah, almost. And it hasn't really ended yet, so that's exciting. We renewed our healthcare, wow, that's exciting. Shit to talk about. I got my tax turns back, that was pretty cool. I finally, yesterday finally, woo!

So I've been trying to play St. Croix II with Gav, and that doesn't work. I have really bad luck at picking gaming partners, because I either have a guy who's like in Northwest Canada and has the worst internet connection ever, or Gav who's now seven hours ahead of us. So when it's 6 p.m. here and I'm leaving work, it's 1 a.m. his time.

Why is he seven hours ahead of us? They like savings, buddy. Yeah, we hit, we were, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Savings. Right, I guess. I mean, it wasn't that much better here. It's like 1.3 American Daylight Savings, right? Yeah, it's both an hour and 20 minutes. It's about how American Daylight Savings is so fat. Basically. And we ate a lot of really weird, terrible food. We ate raw meat.

We did. We ate raw, what was that? Just raw hamburger meat with pepper. The worst kind of thing you can eat raw, ground beef. We ate it. In Europe, too. That's mad cow territory. It's called Oswurst.

It's an Amsterdam specialty. Or, as Bernie said, it was two waiters betting that they could out serve shitty food, made up food to. You know they jacked off all over your food, right? I think you did. It was like, thanks dude. You took it up a notch. It was from raw meat to get jacked off on.

We did not order the jizz worst, but thank you. No, but I swear there was like some other like Deeter was in the back there betting hans that he couldn't get us to eat, you know, raw meat for five euros. And it's sure enough we ate it. He had to do us a free, we didn't ask for it. Yo man, you're totally at home. He also. He's like, look, this is a specialty, it's a austwurst. No actually he tells us it was a special Dutch dish

It was raw ground beef with spices spice by the way is pepper yeah Black pepper and he said it's special I even asked them because I was suspicious I go. What's this called and he goes? It's called us worst You only made up that's totally his last name. He's like oh shit Like Deeter off to worst was It's name of his dog or his neighborhood or something. He also gave us another delicacy for free Which was a red peppers Shoked in like a swimming pool full of oil with some gross cheese in the middle and Bernie was the first to try it and he put one of the peppers in his mouth and

Bid into it and three gallons of oil came out of his mouth and landed all over Sure, it was hilarious. No, no, no, it was like I love oil So I'm pretty sure with oil. I don't know. It was pretty funny to watch because it was like it was like when a kid gets braces on and then has their first You know, he's like all over Better after watching Mike's no I didn't it also took me about 30 minutes for me to convince you to eat anything on that But I did and Gavin did not Gavin was too scared Kevin's a gigantic pussy. He is He is such a limp and then we went to he's just from Europe and he knows That was an Amsterdam you should lean over and been talking to the mic when you're gonna talk because they don't pick up Wow pause for technical schooling right there the

Couple things you know about Amsterdam a it's great Be there's bikes everywhere yeah, yeah, and it's just fun place to go I ran out fast It's awesome. That's all there's a say about Amsterdam. Jeff had a good time here at the Dan Frank House is there right we went to the Anne Frank Museum That was fucking most depressing thing I've ever done in my life. That was I was like What's that? Amsterdam is this fucking bike

Ezerman is the city of porn and drugs and we hit there and went straight to the N Frank Museum That's true. We did we walked no, we went to the pancake house checked into our hotel got pancakes and then went to the N Frank Museum That was and then it was step and then yeah, it was good We like missed all the fun stuff and then we went to the red light district which was Pretty fucking crazy. It was insane if If it ever been to New Orleans, it's like a much cooler version of New Orleans. Yeah. Yeah, or Vegas.

With canals everywhere. Yeah. Titties. You'd like this. This little, for you guys, this little fact. Ooh. We went on a boat tour. Believe it or not, like a tourist boat tour.

Like we're the guided dude telements like everything about the city. Their construction there, the stairs are so narrow and so steep. It's no joke. It's like they can't figure out the difference between a set of stairs and a ladder. It's like you're literally like stepping up on each set of stairs. But because they built them like that, they don't have the ability to move stuff in and out of the houses.

So every house on the front of it has a hook at the top of the roof so they can like percent of a pulley and yank stuff up the side of the house to put in the windows. Jesus, do they all have like a degree in physics over there or something? They do, basically. It's a good shipping town. That's why. And one day Gavin and Bernie were taking a nap in the hotel room, only so that they told me, and I couldn't hang with whatever homo-roger and stuff was happening there. So I just went for a walk. And while I was going for a walk, I saw apparently some dude died on the third floor of one of those houses, and they couldn't bring him down the stairs because you can't fit a, what do you put people on when they're dying?

A coffin. Gernie. Yeah, you can't fit a gurney down those things. So they have to bring a fire truck in that has a ladder with like, you know, the bucket on it, but the bucket has like a swivel with a gurney like permanently placed on it. And they have to like swoop in, up three stories, push the gur on it but the bucket has like a swivel with a gurney like permanently placed on it and they have to like Swoop in up three stories push the gurney in through the door throw the dead doodon and pull them out that way it was

Fascinating to watch well. I'm a fucking guy stand there and just like watch the whole time. I watch like a half an hour Yeah, do pictures. Yeah, I did take some pictures. Classy. I don't know that the guy was dead, but he didn't look alive So and it was in the red light district and he was like 70 he might have he might have paid a lot of good money For the first time. I don't know like that might be a thing might have been the best death ever right You should have been like the classic American and walked up to the dude run the poll and go where do I buy tickets for this? Yeah, I'll take what he had I'm gonna go next. How do I get on this ride go up and down? And then we flew back and that was uneventful. I slept the entire way. Yeah. Oh, We watched it. What was that? We watched the Earth stood still. Yeah, terrible. And then watch knowing,

which is like the opposite of the day the Earth stood still, which knowing is about Basically the Earth is gonna be destroyed. So aliens come to help us and the day the Earth stood still is about we're destroying the Earth So aliens are gonna kill us and kind of the same, but like they go to very different places. Both horrible. The only somehow combined both movies into one decent movie. You're telling me a Keanu Reeves movie and a Nicholas Cage movie and neither one was a hit, neither one was good. You would be amazed.

Wow. What is Hollywood come to? Speaking of track records come to a dismo close. Speaking of Keanu Reeves, I rewatched Point Break two days ago Holds up extremely well. It's funny. You say I saw that like two weeks ago. I did it show good I had the but Griffin had never seen it and we watched it the other night in bed It was one of the best movies ever. It's like the best ending to a movie ever. Oh, yeah How about how about the fast and then the furious making

$70 million no not the fast and then the furious fast and furious fast calma furious fast calma furious fast and or furious fast ampersand furious so they went fast the fast and the furious yes then they went fast and the furious to fat Tokyo drift no that was three that was three faster and more furious. I'm very furious, sir. Furious. So. And then the Tokyo drift. Yeah. And then now fast furious. Fast, no, fast, fast and furious. Fast and furious with the exact with the, yeah,

$70 million a weekend. It made more and more and more weekend than Tokyo drift made in its whole run. I just read diesel. Yeah. He brought out the Vindiesel guns first movie he been in since what the pacifier I think he was in Yeah, yeah People love those After that he's coming out in a movie called wheel man, right? Or is that just a game quick? Best vindies or oh go

Same prime run saving prime right. Yeah, I would say Same prime run saving bread right. Yeah, I would say Riddick not in the chronicles are Riddick, but in don't qualify No, the other movie was the other movie you're wrong. No, I remember how you qualify it was the first one Darkness or something perfect dark perfect dark. No, no, no, black Had a great opening. Yes, no Fast and dark What's your best vending machine roll? I'd say I pitch whatever pitch black. I'm gonna say why were we wrong? Please correct us let us know the voice of the iron giant

Was he the voice the iron giant was no way yeah, Vin Diesel is the voice of the iron giant before he really became Vin Diesel Huh, what's the best should have been Vin Diesel movie reindeer games? Do you know why he was kicked off a reindeer games? Yeah, he wouldn't show his guns. That's right. He saves his biceps for Vin Diesel movies. You know, this is the smartest thing you ever did. You booted him off the fucking hell. That's all I've got. Oh, come on. reindeer games, really? That's a Gary Sinise movie.

It was a Gary Sinise and... An athlete, yeah. Vin Diesel got kicked off of reindeer games because he wouldn't show his biceps because he saves that for vindiesel movies i bet i bet i can really i bet fast and fired i bet fast and furious made more it's opening weekend with his biceps the ranger games did its whole run

i'm sure well i know that was at the top of the aflux like food chain, right? Can you match it Ben Affleck had made aliens fighting the earth movie this summer that had been incredible? Yeah, well he made he made phannums. That was kind of similar Before he got famous I don't even know what that is Fans is a Rosemagallan Ben Affleck movie about phannums. I like Ben Affleck. I did too. Hey, have you seen the trailer for extract? movie about Phannon's. I like Ben Affleck. I did too. Hey, have you seen the trailer for Extract?

No. The new Mike Judge film with Ben Affleck in it. Nope. Looks really good. Was it funny? Yeah, it's Jason Bateman and Ben Affleck. And me look who's like somehow turned into the hottest chick on the planet. Although she was not very good looking in Max Payne, which I also watched on that ill-flated fight. Fight. Ill-flated fight. ill-flated fight back from Europe do you know I read she was the headliner article in one of the American way magazines that we read whenever we travel and she came to America from like the Ukraine or Russia somewhere when she was 12 and she didn't speak English no she learned English and got her role on uh

70 show by the time she was like 16. You know what's weird about that is Wilmer Valderama. Is that it? Wilmer Val, is that his name? Valderama. Valderama did the same fucking thing. He is her brother. What the fuck is he from? He was from Central America and he came over as a teenager to America and didn't speak English and had a learning was really fast. I heard about it on her turn one time and then got that role

at when he was like 19. He's been to lot of girls. Alright so anything else to discuss? I mean is that all we've done in the last three months? Uh, done a lot of achievement hunter and we had a comic that continues to come out. Barack Obama was inaugurated. Oh that's true. That was pretty cool. That was pretty cool. Now he's in Europe. That's true. Doing something. They should do like the equivalent of like a height chart when you mark where your kids get taller. They should mark they should have like a face-age chart. Do you know how old he gets how quickly. That's

like the worst thing in the world you can do for your health has become president. No way. He's it's not that he's I mean maybe he's looking a little older but I bet he's just not keeping up with appearances like for a campaign. He's just not you know. He's not in his hair. Motherfucker's agent. He's like an old dude. He's like an old. He's looking old. We'll have the bush I do went from like 35 to 95 in eight years. He's a pretty healthy dude Go keep see young you can dodge a shoe though Well, she I wish you to call one of those shoes. I'm so great like a fucking superhero The fucking matrix

Hey, Jules, are you more beer? beer no what happened to the other six back they got drink no that's what happens people drink beer There's like people drink beer. Oh, we got some stuff in the site coming up right and then we have tournaments will be tomorrow night. We got our K-Lo Xbox live play. Oh, that's a very good call Yeah, and can we play date? Yeah, we have tournaments coming up for the role Not that feature even though we said we're not gonna do any more features. Well that one was deep in development We said we would do one one one. What we can do one more feature This is the one more feature is the tournament functionality where people will be able to make their own tournaments like you know

We're gonna roll this out right after of course march madness because you know tournament fevers now completely dead Yeah, so also we're gonna update all of our journals so they're just like Twitter where you can only say five characters so you can't possibly say anything fucking interesting yeah Joel wants the world to know that the Texas Rangers are 2 and 0 and on track to a perfect season undefeated undefeated only only how many more to go 160 games They'll get there Time more is about to shove a dick up our butts. Oh about a shove a dick up their butt time Warner is about to start charging us by the gigabyte for our bandwidth. Yep. That means no one in the office

I'll be using time Warner anymore. Yeah, it's true our stuff's co-located at a pseudo-ish time Warner facility. Yeah, I should threaten them. Yeah, we should we definitely should That's an empty threat. They don't know that. No, oh wait. I mean yeah, fuckers. I mean we I'm really time-worn though. Yeah, whatever they got the name Party people have nothing to do with it. We understand the consequence of people having a lot of bandwidth I mean that's something we have to deal with. We have to upgrade our capacity as well to be able to serve the site and videos and things like that. Yeah. I mean, it's just the way the internet works.

And time-water-mage money from that. Right. Time-water-mage money from us delivering content and us buying that bandwidth. They're trying to collect it on both ends. Exactly. And it's going to work. And it's going to work. Yep. No, they're...

Listen. They're going to get fucked. We used to work in the telecom industry before we it's gonna work. Yep. No, they're, listen. They're gonna get fucked. We used to work in the telecom industry before we started doing Red versus Blue. And we know that any one of these companies that has a lot of customers, they are totally fine with losing their top 10% people. I'm sure this is all a move on their behalf

to get rid of the top users. Right. They don't give a fuck. They want to make more margin on their users who use like five gigs a month. That's what they would love to cut their network capacity in half. And they're going to drive those probs, those top ten users to other services and destroy their competitors to destroy their profitable. Yeah. It's smart. It's a great long-term solution. This is going to cascade all the way through. Yeah. And there's

nothing that can really be done about it. Nope. You know, we've always known it was coming is. Do you think this is going to be like a problem for gamers in general? Probably, it depends on how much they use. I mean, shit, I would just talk about the Wild 3.1 patch. That's, you know, 800 megabytes of my daily limit with that. My monthly limit, 800 megabytes, what is that? 2% of my monthly ban was gone. Yeah, this should have a real negative effect

on just the gaming industry, right? Yeah, what about the usage of wild? Yeah, I don't even know how much it uses. Nobody does. I guess you're gonna find out. You can monitor it. I'm sure. God forbid you want to stream a Netflix movie on your Xbox.

Or buy a fucking iTunes HD movie. I want to watch 30 Rock on Hulu. Yeah. If let's say I had to make some guesses here, you play a while a lot. If you play a while for an hour, would it transfer three megabytes of information? Yeah, I bet it's not much,

because you can play it over a modem. So, you know, 56 kilobits or less a second. You can play it on a modem. Yeah. Who does that? Yeah, people in 1998. They're mean, you've surprised. Not, I mean, broadband.

There's a big portion of this country that just doesn't have it. I remember trying to play a game like 1945 that the first video game, the first, you know, on a modem. Like, here's what I just heard Joel tried to play a game like 1945 that the first video game the first, you know, on a modem like here's what I just heard Joel tried to play a video game in 1945. That was the first video didn't exist so made it really hard but I'm old. So the video game was I love Lucy you could not put the chocolate in his mouth fast. You can't get past the factory level. You could not put the chocolates in his mouth fast. You could get past the factory level. So what you play, are you talking about Battlefield 1942?

I was playing that. Okay, so you tried to play that, you tried to play that on the modem, and it didn't work? How did you decipher that? I know, Joel. I've known Joel for a long time. I was picturing those old midway games, like 1941, 1942, 1943, you know, the overhead plane shooting. That's what I was thinking, too. Those games sucked, by the way. There's way too many of those games, and all the same.

The game was good when I was 11 years old, playing it at the Pizza Hut in the past. It is almost like we need another World War, just so we can stop having World War Two shooters. You were horrible. You had a great idea. We need more fodder for gaming, we need more window dressing. I guess the gaming industry we need to get as big as the oil industry for that to have.

Then they can start war just for- It's not lobbying the government. Guys, we really need a new character set. I mean, we've killed as many zombies and Nazis as zombies. Alright, anything else to cover? I don't like so. Joel's gonna sing the theme song. I think we've created it here.

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