Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #25

Episode Date: September 22, 2009

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church.
Starting point is 00:00:40 Twisted metal, streaming now now only on peacock Yeah Let's go back in time for a quick moment It's a good turn on about burning colors in the past with my angel, Hey, man, in 1999, seven they made an image, and it's film called the Sleek of War. That's right, we're called the Schedule War, and then they moved on to work on other ships, with GFRIEND, and Gustavo Soror, and all that other stuff, together, collaboration, I was a role-playing All that I was coming to get the collaboration To make it some red versus blue action And now I got something new
Starting point is 00:01:30 It's got a fat guess coming right at you It's got a joint take coming right at you Factual, actual, old-time And run out to say about this new thing Are you blind? Why don't you turn to me? Listen up, here to message B It's coming at your damn own, I got a so sweet That's right
Starting point is 00:01:54 Listen up, here we go, it all started back in the day But now we gotta see their body, and now the way is the best Some of message us excess, that you'll go It's techno dribble,, and out the geek tech No listen up, it's gone The drunk tank You can't take a girl, give a little spank You'll give you shit while you're losing
Starting point is 00:02:14 Seems so fast, not a podcast You gotta pick the best one Here it comes, just for fun Try it out, listen up Get your booty down Welcome to the kitchen Runt Band. It's Well, that's everyone.
Starting point is 00:02:29 That was long. I feel like we should have been... The joke takes over now. Yeah. I feel like we should be... We should be driving around in high school in a Honda Accord listening to that on like our rock-bird-foss-kate speakers we saved up all summer for. Who was that?
Starting point is 00:02:41 I don't know, but don't quit your gay job, dude. Paul Blassy from Paul Blassy's album I'm gonna be related to Paul wall could be we should find out. Yeah, we should hey, it's the short drunk tank Hey, this is a Tuesday. Yeah, Tuesday. Yeah, the days all run together Yeah, and it's Gus and Jeff. Hey, oh and Matt and Joel and cat the cat as well. Cat is full full on sleep in on Joel's lap right now Cats love it alive man that cat is such a dickhead He makes the first like 35 minutes of my work day unbearable every morning. What does he do? I come in you know, so I'm the first one here and he gets all those spreadsheets wrong, right?
Starting point is 00:03:18 Yeah, he doesn't know his fucking reports are all backwards now He comes in and he just he I feed him and I give him water and I'm like all right That should be cool, but then he comes and he jumps up on my desk and just stares at me and meows and cries. He gets to the point where I have to lock him out of the room and then he like tries to claw his way in. I don't know what he wants. I try to pet him. That doesn't make him happy. I give him food. I give him water, but for 30, 40 minutes every morning, he's just unconsolable. Well, he did get just a slut because he is just star for attention He did submit that achievement hunter video that you have a positive owner. That's probably the problem
Starting point is 00:03:49 You know the other night I was in here by myself and well not by myself because the cat was here and that's like you know dealing with the most annoying co-worker in the world and the cat jumps up on My desk and lies down on top of the keyboard nice like on my fingers on the keyboard, as I'm working, so I can do anything. And so eventually I got one of these little white golf ball little things that we have run the office for the cat to play with. And I sit here you go cat and I cut a bounce on the desk and then I threw it across the room.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Cat jumps off my desk, runs away, chasing the ball. I'm like, great, finally got rid of that cat. Like five minutes later, the cat is back on my desk with the ball, so. I'm on the ball, back onto the desk, and it's nudging it towards me with the nose. It was the freakiest thing I ever seen, and it was the middle of the night,
Starting point is 00:04:35 and I'm already kind of freaked out because you know, it's like, it's not a cool off-its-de-be, right? It's kind of like haunted down here and just weird and stuff, and the cat is suddenly, you know, developed a poseable thumb, so I wasn't looking. The the cat is suddenly, you know, developed a poseable thumb. So I was looking.
Starting point is 00:04:46 The cat is part dog. I don't know if anyone knew that. You learned how to fetch over the summer. I guess so. Yeah. Dude, our office is so haunted. Our office is so haunted. We have random people coming by during the middle of the day.
Starting point is 00:04:57 This happened to me like a couple of Saturdays ago, somebody knocked on the door. She was like, hi, I'm part of a tour that talks about haunted places. And your place is really haunted. Can we have, and she's like, like a tour group? You'm part of a tour that talks about haunted places and your place is really haunted Can we have and she's like like a tour group? You want to bring a tour group and that's okay We don't need the tour. It's weird. Really? Yeah. Yeah While we're on the subject of the cat Saturday. I came in with Gavin to work a little bit
Starting point is 00:05:18 Caturday, caturday. Sorry and There was a family in front of our front door like waving to the cat and trying to pet it through the fucking mail slot And I had to like push them like excuse me guys gotta get in the window you wouldn't be like oh my god look at that cat. What do you do with your cat? But like when you're downtown it's it's crazy like all these people love it the same experience I was coming out of I was going to our place and there's a like a restaurant down below us and there's people sitting there eating and they're just like hey hey hey and like making little silly faces of the cat. The restaurant downstairs is really really likes
Starting point is 00:06:03 the cat because they say that people are walking by and They have menus in our window downstairs and love to like see the cat and then like want to look at it And then see the menus and then go in and buy stuff They see that the cat is really help their sales somehow. We should get some sort of a commission on that We we did hang that free sandwich and drink with a purchase of chips sign on the cat's neck So that might have something to do you sign on the cat's neck. So that might have something to do with it. You can pick the cat if you buy a peta for a drink. You know, we need a tip jar for the cat. There we go. It's a great idea. Yeah. We'll get rich. Why isn't it?
Starting point is 00:06:33 Why doesn't the cat have a tip jar? The fuck? What the fuck? What's it make something happen? It might be some kind of health code violation with that. I'm not sure. Not an expert on it. No. So we're all here together because Bernie and Gav got to go play ODST early. Yeah. They also have to fly for 12 hours to do that. Yeah. I guess that's true. I mean, they're all back. When are they coming back to the flyback to the day? We come back sometime two days. Really? Yeah, today's Tuesday. They come back sometimes tonight. I think. Wow. Right? No, I don't know. I'm not even tomorrow. I thought it was tomorrow morning. They come Wednesday. Yeah. Who knows? They come back at some point. Yeah. Oh back sometimes tonight. I think, right? No, I don't know. I'm not even here. I thought it was tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:07:05 I thought it was tomorrow morning they come back. Wednesday? Yeah, who knows? They come back at some point. Yeah. All I know is it. I played the hell out of the game when we had it earlier. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:13 Absolutely. So Gus and I, I felt bad because Gus and I went to the MS event right before PAX and they had a bunch of different games that hadn't come out yet, like Lefford had two and Borderlands and like all these games set up. I don't think Borderlands was there. Yeah, it was. It just, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:26 Fuck, I missed it. Yeah, you missed it. I saw it. And they had like Mass Effect 2. There's a buttload of games. And Gus and I immediately sat down and hogged to the Firefight station. Even though we'd already spent, I've gotten those how many hours in the audience. Yeah, we like Ryan as soon as they opened the door and we're like the first people to sit down and play.
Starting point is 00:07:40 I feel really guilty after about 15 minutes. I looked behind me and there was a line of like 40 people that wanted to play. They should have gotten to the line first. Yeah. They should be making commercials. Yeah. What's the story about the guy playing Left For Dead 2, who you're staying in line for four hours at PAX
Starting point is 00:07:55 with Left For Dead 2, and then just as soon as you get there, you just immediately turn on your teammates. That's what Luke said. He said that this was happening. I didn't witness it personally, but Luke said, yeah, there was like a four-hour line at PAX to play Left For Dead dead to and then there would be kids that as soon as the game would start They would turn around and kill their teammates and then walk away and then those guys have to give it up It's give the station up because the game would be over to the new people
Starting point is 00:08:14 That's that's fucking incredible. You think if that were true You think you'd see like blood stains around, you know where because all I'm saying is, you know There's no aggression in the gaming world everybody's too sissy Yeah, right they went home and tweeted about it It's an angry tweets tweeted very angrily, and then they all got sick and got mad thumbs and got the flu That that flu's no joke man you got sick. I did get sick unfortunately Joel got sick. I got sick Luke got sick I apparently everybody from Canada got sick, but no one got swine flu
Starting point is 00:08:45 No, not nobody We're all we're all talking we have got swine flu Luke said he had to fight. Yeah, he didn't get to win He says he did he says he went to a doctor and got diagnosed and everything but who knows Yeah, I mean we're talking a herpes not yeah Not swine for Jesus Hey, we get out of the fucking case. Hey dude knocking the mic around and to give that not swine flu. Jesus, that's really good. It's really good. Hey, we get out of the fucking cat's face, dude. Knock on the mic around. Just turn around and give that cat swine flu.
Starting point is 00:09:09 So what's new in the world, Gus? You know, just been, not, we talked about in the last podcast. I finally have a computer to work on. So I've been trying to work on achievement 100 videos. Oh, how's that going? You're playing a wet, right? Yeah, yeah. It's going OK.
Starting point is 00:09:22 Are you liking it anymore? Yeah, I'm liking it more I really didn't I really disliked it when I first started playing it, but it's grown on me really Yeah, you said it's really negative about it. I mean, it's it's not the best game in the world But it's a game. I've had kind of a similar But it is a game. It's not the best game in the world box. It's a game. It's not the best game in the world, but it is a game. That's our new tagline.
Starting point is 00:09:48 It's not the best website in the world, but it's a website. It's a show. It's got a .com on it or whatever they have these days. I'm having a very similar experience with Marvel Ultimate last two. I didn't enjoy it much when I first started playing it. And Joel even told me he said, you won't like the prologue, but as soon as you start the rest of the game,
Starting point is 00:10:04 you'll love it. Absolutely true. Today, this morning, I sat down and started playing it and Joel even told me he said you won't like the prologue But as soon as you start the rest of the game you'll love it absolutely true today This morning I sat down and started playing and for the first time I had a lot a lot of fun And now I'm a big fan of the game and I'm almost sad that I have to stop playing it to move over to odst Not actually said almost we You you you made a commercial for that that I see all the time on TV Joe. Yes. Thank you. I have to Comedy Central at this period. I see all the time on TV Joe. Yes, thank you. I'm zero on TV. I have two. It's on a company central. Comedy Central. At this pin.
Starting point is 00:10:29 Yeah, I see on Comedy Central. How did I see that? I don't even have fucking cable. We saw it packs. Yeah, we saw it out. Yeah. It's a weird experience because it's like a lot of times when we work on the spots they give us a temporary audio track to work with.
Starting point is 00:10:41 And like as you work on it, like I know everyone in this room has had this experience, we can like, marry to it. And then a lot of times, depending upon the piece, no, yeah. And then so when you see the final cut, sometimes we don't hear the final track. And then you're just like, what, why, why are they all speaking in French? It's weird. It's just like how we do read for Sibulip, because Joel doesn't know this, but Joel records the temp audio track for Kabouz. I'm going to make your end of your video as well. The final release is this other professional guy that we got from LA. It's a lot less funny. I'm sorry to break that news to you, Joel.
Starting point is 00:11:12 It's our version of James Earl Jones and so on. You know, it's when you say that about the temp tracks. I was really thrown out on a fight night commercial. Yeah. Like the final audio of the year is like the guys sounded totally different than what I pictured. night commercial yeah like the final audio of the years like like the guys sounded totally different than what I pictured it was like the guy that they got to play the Mexican or Hispanic guy on that sounded like Vladimir Putin or something like a Spanish change like when they say ethnic like they mean ethnic it's the only like Eastern European.
Starting point is 00:11:45 Yeah. It's the only definition of that. Apparently so. I mean, I... Was he like, I've got cross-stual homes. I think that was... It's because you're in a boxing ring, right? Because Rocky's always, I must break you.
Starting point is 00:11:57 I don't know why they do that. That was pretty funny, Jeff. That might be joke of the day. Yeah, I keep going. I got a bunch on my head. I can't. I'm gonna be in Russian Spanish mode That might be joking the day. Yeah, I keep going. I got a bunch on my head. I'm going to be in Russian Spanish mode for the rest of the day. Oh, yeah, yeah. Hey, I know something cool.
Starting point is 00:12:14 A fragger from the site showed me something very cool this morning and I showed it to you. Oh, did you show it to anyone else in the office? I haven't shown it to anybody else in the office. I don't know if you guys are just talking about it. No. But some guy on YouTube, and Gus will put it in the linked up. At least I assume he will. Some guy on YouTube and Gus will put it in the linked up at least I assume he will some guy on YouTube took The five or six minutes you're ten minutes ten minutes well it was ten minutes long
Starting point is 00:12:31 Yeah, the ten minutes that book and the crash and lost and all the different sub stories that you've seen over the last five Years and he cut them he cut them into a linear video So you can see what all is going on on the island. He cut him like in real time. Like 24 style. Where you see like different windows where everything is happening at the same time and focusing on different stories. And it's fascinating. It is really really cool. It is long 10 minutes to watch. But how long do you think it took this guy to the production value is really good on it. He did a really good job with it. And it's super interesting because you like think it might be a viral. I don't know. I don't know. I don't have 500 views on YouTube
Starting point is 00:13:06 Maybe it was reposted it was of Good great quality. It was really not be surprised if ABC had a hand in the production of that I come I come one of our fans doesn't do that, huh? Are we being a good question? I don't know they are regardless whether it is a viral or not It's really interesting like for instance it shows Desmond I don't know if you guys remember this but it shows Desmond like on that rocky Cliff fighting with the other dude and when he finds out that the guy was gonna steal his boat and he accidentally kills him Or it doesn't kill him but knocks him out and there's blood everywhere
Starting point is 00:13:35 I had no idea that was happening as the plane was crashing. Yep. That was really weird. I mean you just never connected him ahead Check out the video and the link dump Great video. It's made me excited the link down below. Great video. It's made me excited for the next season. Yeah, absolutely. You want to win? Somebody won an Emmy, right? Michael Emerson won Best Supporting Actor.
Starting point is 00:13:52 Which one is he? Benjamin Linus. Oh, good. He deserves it. He's by far the best part of that show. Yeah. Him and Daniel. Now in all fairness, did you watch all the other shows?
Starting point is 00:14:01 Or the competition of all the other actors? You know what, there was every single show. There were a bunch of shows that won something I was like what the fuck is this show? There was that one show I had never heard of the show before pushing daisies. That my wife was telling me about it. I guess it was on the air and then went off the air. Yeah. Let's comment on it. One like four Emmys for the last comment on that a lot of promotion for it and I never saw it actually on the air.
Starting point is 00:14:23 I watched one episode of that show a while back I have no idea what the fuck that show was about. It was weird and like it was like One pixie kind of thing. It's like a doctor suce meets that's a yeah, yeah, yeah, right? Dr. Suce meets desperate housewives or something I didn't I don't watch enough of the tunnel that's going on But I was definitely intrigued and it visually was really cool looking like everything was super saturated and kind of like I don't know a little bit candy. Very very stylistic. It's like sometimes I think just because something is just kind of different is going to win our award. Yeah because it's different. Yeah and the award is
Starting point is 00:14:53 for congratulations. You got something past network executives that's not the exact same effing thing. Now you're off here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You do get it. Right. So is it has it been confirmed? Is left for dead DLC coming out this week? I know it hasn't. It was one day, right? Well, that's that was the rumor on the internet last week, but I haven't seen anything official.
Starting point is 00:15:13 I think they said September and I think next week would still be September. Yeah, so it might be next week. I'm just saying I put all of my chips on Gus said that it. I've been if it doesn't happen Wednesday I don't know what to do. Well, I don't know you'll probably just have to sadly play ODS I guess also Zombie apocalypse comes out on Xbox live and the Warriors comes out this week. Oh really?
Starting point is 00:15:36 What is this a zombie apocalypse you speak of? We guess I played it at Comic Con. It's like a we talked about in last podcast But it's like a top- down like smash TV style zombie game Where you like all your games always shooting. Yeah, you move with one stick and you shoot with the others You like it. Yeah, it was fun. There's real fun. There's goofy and so it's a game Well, it was better wet or that Zombie apocalypse. It sounds like to me the best thing about wet is it's title You know I mean yeah some of the stuff some of the stuff's one
Starting point is 00:16:10 Gus told me his first impression and I hope not being too negative because God knows we love Bethesda but His first impression of it was that somebody watched grindhouse and said I could make a stylized video game like that and Didn't get to plot or anything that's going for the visuals. Yeah, the option exists in like you can play that game and if you want to you can turn off like the scratched film effect and all that stuff in the game and I did that and I promptly turned it back on. Oh really? It helps. It helps. It really helps. I don't know every time I walk by your desk it seems fun like you're a chick with boobs and you shoot and stuff with guns and I That's all we need right yeah, it is hard to beat that for yeah, that's that's the formula. It's the
Starting point is 00:16:51 Lara Croft formula. I guess I guess Yeah, we'll see. I don't know. I don't want a bad mouth it cuz I'm not done with it But maybe I'll talk about a little more in depth when something is I think I'm pretty close to the end really yeah, give an idea How long that game is? Um, probably six hours maybe, seven hours? Hmm. That's about it. Maybe seven or eight.
Starting point is 00:17:11 About standard. Yeah. Link, I guess. Yeah, the level seem to go quickly. That's cool. It's a game. I'm gonna just say that about everything you know. Hey, did any of you guys see any movies this weekend?
Starting point is 00:17:21 No. No. No. I saw a cloudy with a chance at meatballs. Oh, how was it? You know, I was super looking forward to this because that was like a a book that I read like every night when I was a little kid. And it had nothing to do with the book at all other than food falls out of the sky. Really? Well, I feel like that would be an important part. That's for sure. So basically, he's followed the formula of every single movie that's based on
Starting point is 00:17:48 the book. Yeah, I guess so. It was just very, it was very weird. And although I just say Andy Sandberg was in it and I couldn't figure out who the voice of this one character was, but it was very funny the entire time. There's this, this, like, kid model who is like one of those like the you know that the baby who has it's like Dipper or whatever pull down for the Sunday It was but kind of based on that where it's like a baby with its diaper half hanging off and it knocks over a bunch of sardines Which are a big factor in this movie sounds like a dream I had Sounds like a dream I had. It is, yeah, exactly. The guy who played that, like the baby grows up
Starting point is 00:18:27 to become this obnoxious, you know, former child star kind of thing. And Andy Sandberg did the voice to that. It was, it was very funny. I couldn't figure who it was. I thought it was both fair all the entire time. So would you say it's a good movie then? No, it's not at all.
Starting point is 00:18:39 You know, it's so funny, because I just talked to Bernie about it. And he was like, you've gotta go see that movie. It's awesome, You'll love it A cloud of chance to meet both. Yeah, the three of us can't ever see eye to eye in a movie Like you and I loved kung fu pendant that it was awesome and Bernie was like thought it was horrible Yeah, I don't know you know just like the whole thing at the end of that movie just got it got weird and we're there as it went along Do you see you do you see district nine? I? Have seen district. What do you think of that? I was in I wasn't you know on the fence about district nine? I have seen district nine. What do you think of that? I was in I wasn't you know on the fence about district nine I thought it was cool but I
Starting point is 00:19:06 didn't think it was significantly more cool to then alienation to warrant. Okay so we're all on the same page about that. There you go. Well, I see you know cloudy with a chance to meet balls open at number one. 30 million dollars. I know. Beating Jennifer's body. But you but your body like tank man Everybody did like six point eight million dollars. Yeah, and open in six the Tyler Perry came in number two again Mm-hmm, the crazy about the money train the crazy thing about that Jennifer's body movies every review I've read is that it's awesome really people hit super fun It like it's got a great sense of humor. It's really visually cool and everybody seems to like it and it is Horribly Megan Fox I figured that was a movie that was riding the fact that Megan Foxes in it and
Starting point is 00:19:47 mostly make it. That should be enough. Megan Foxes mostly make it cheerleader outfit, making out with girls. What more do you need as a recipe for some of them? You make a compelling argument. I mean fuck what did Transformers have other than Megan Foxes and it made $400 million. That's true. I technically didn't see the movie, but you know, make them buy those movies and head like making fox get hit with food of some kind of meatball or even have some pasta. This also sounds like a dream I had. You know, Jennifer's body only cost, I looked at production budget was only $16 million.
Starting point is 00:20:19 Really? Yeah. Wow, and you're still not going to make it. She was worth that alone. There was a bunch of movies they released this past week They had very low production budgets. There was that Jennifer Aniston maybe I don't know it was it just it saw that it beat the Megan Fox movie what movie what so I guess like that's Cougar pride or mean
Starting point is 00:20:37 What do you know? You know it has to beat out Megan Fox I didn't know to make a movie Maybe I was really low budget like that. that was like you know low budget 16 million Dollars is somewhere in that range. There's like another one in there to the informant with mad damon Oh, yeah, like that did really bad as well I can't get a read on that movie. I don't know what that movie's about. Yeah, I heard a very Mixed tending towards a negative review of it on NPR. It just, I'll really buy a Kenneth Toran.
Starting point is 00:21:05 Yeah. I just want to see, I don't really want to see the movie, but I want to go see that movie and also gamer, even though that one looks terrible. Oh man. Because they're both shot with their camera. Oh yeah. So I feel like if the research,
Starting point is 00:21:17 like everything is shot with their... You're our butlers in gamer, right? Yeah. There's a few, yeah, there's a few... What? Is that your water disgustingly? I thought I's a few, yeah, there's a few, what? I was done drinking water disgustingly. I thought I was away from them like, God damn it. Gotta stay hydrated. There's a few people whose movies are refused to see. It's like, and they remind me of each other. I guess it's a dried butler and rustle crow. I will not pay
Starting point is 00:21:38 to see either of those guys in it. Really? Why? I think they're both asshole. You know what? I am right. I'm gonna let's start. Let's start moving's start I mean there are a lot of assholes out there who you're watching movies Russell Crowley you know hear all the stories about him like throwing cell phones at people But have you have you met him? No, he'd been hit by one of his friends and he did he does that fucking dickhead actor thing That every dickhead actor does he started a band. Yeah, I have his fucking rock and roll band Mm-hmm. I wish we could go back in time and fucking strangle what's his face from what is his name? Canner Reeves?
Starting point is 00:22:09 No, got him moonlighting. Oh, he started that shit. No, like Diddy? Yeah, like in the mid 80s he was. Yeah, the Bruno Monica. And he had the harmonic. Yeah. Oh, I forgot about that.
Starting point is 00:22:18 What about the guy that was married to Angelina Jolie? What's his name? Billy Bopport. Billy Bopport is another one. Yeah. Kiana Reeves fucking what's his name from the eyeliner, the dude from, come on, from Recon for a dream. What's that guy's name? Jared Leto.
Starting point is 00:22:32 He was actually successful. How about Kevin Bacon? Well, I kind of like Kevin Bacon. He's exist. He had all his money taken from me. Yeah. Zoe DeShannel also isn't she doing something? Zoe Dashinnell has a huge, well huge in the indie scene band, yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:50 Can we make a, can we make a ocean right here now? That's a very good band. I like her though. She's great. Can we make a blood oath among us for right here right now? What's up? None of us will form a band. Matt can't do it.
Starting point is 00:23:00 Matt, well Matt maybe he- I thought we were going to say none of us will find another pronunciation for additional So they were we're maxed out on all the way out now Matt was actually a musician before wherever he is that he does that's why I moved to Austin Is that really why I moved to Austin? I thought I was gonna be like a big you know musician playing rock star guy Okay, that makes it work out Because all like TV movie thing I always I always thought it was odd that you chose UT over Skad. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:30 Just get such a great school. I wanted to get out of Georgia. Sure. Get the fuck away from the family, right? Yeah. Well, I'd had enough grits when it had some tacos. I forget you were a musician, but then like there's an amp by, you know, at your desk and the other day you showed up with a fucking guitar and like locked yourself in the conference room and just played guitar all day. My guitar, which he's had for like six months.
Starting point is 00:23:47 Did you do that? Not that I'm doing it. Not that I'm doing that. No, I'm not doing anything with it. You go right ahead. I took me, I tried to learn, I tried for two months to learn how to play one song. I mean, if it doesn't have like a USB port, no, didn't have a box, it's running on the floor.
Starting point is 00:24:00 I kind of imagine you playing, doing anything musical. You're like the most tone deaf person I know. Tell me about it. Wow It's all like road memorization trying to figure out a place You can get a lot of emotion like that. Yeah, some of the best players some of the best guitarist I hear and it doesn't I was trying to play a great song. I was trying to play punk stuff So it's like you said you're trying to play one song. What was it? It was a song called Not what I don't know the name of the song. It isn't against me song
Starting point is 00:24:29 Is it the song that's your fucking ringtone that screams like 10 times a day No, no, that's a bikini kill song. I wish I could play that fucking hate you. I realized I was a song. Yeah Yeah, it's it's two minutes into a song. I thought I Like to be annoying. I don't know what it is, but I've always enjoyed that I find that to be very funny Congratulations. Yeah, no, it's great for me And I hope I'm being annoying in this podcast right now But I I tried to figure out the worst ringtone you could possibly make for a song and It's playing right now. I just call it. Call me right now. I already did you I'm calling it coming in I think this is the competition when the entire world is gotta be the worst ringtone
Starting point is 00:25:04 You really did find the worst ringtone. You really did find the worst ringtone ever. I mean, it's phenomenal. How bad your ringtone is. I mean, it gets worse. And then it just loops over and over again. There's so many times that we've been in the conference room and like you can hear these street sounds So clearly outside and it always seems like there's something going on like there's somebody's getting run over by a buzz or something And you're in these big like noises and people yelling out there on the street and then Jeff's phone will go off and we're like
Starting point is 00:25:42 Like oh my god, there it is, you know, the homeless guy out there got to run over like, the number five bus. You know, that ringtone alone makes me glad we don't sit in the same room in this office. Yeah, well, in this shit. I would strangle you. That, uh, I've written the instances where I thought this ringtone's gonna fuck me.
Starting point is 00:25:59 Like the other day when I was getting my crown, I realized about 40 minutes in that I didn't have my phone you did, and I couldn't really get down into my pocket because I was all, the dentist had like, fucking drills in my mouth and I thought, if my phone goes off right now, he's gonna shit his pants and put a drill through my jaw, luckily, did it.
Starting point is 00:26:14 I think what I would've do for his business. Yeah, I'm getting the weighty. And then the real screams. That's right. Oh my god. So, is there anything else we need to cover before we wrap up? I don't guess. Tomorrow we're going to have a special guest, right?
Starting point is 00:26:29 Yeah, we were supposed to have a guest today, but he canceled it the last minute. So it's a he. Oh, yeah. And then that's what we know when he grills. Yeah, so hopefully we'll have him on tomorrow. Okay. All right. See you guys tomorrow.
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