Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #26
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Motherfingers.
So Jackson Brown recorded a podcast.
I bet that could get laid all the time.
Like a singer-songwriter.
Yeah, that kid's the voice of our generation.
That's Dr. Pussy Magnet right there.
Dr. Pussy Magnet.
Is that his usually name on the site? Because if it's not it should be.
I think it's the boy wonder.
The boy wonder.
There you go.
He's even got a good username.
That's pretty good.
Unless he's got like a huge growth on his back or you know, looks like Bernie.
It's B-O-I by the way.
Oh boy.
So I don't know that that's him for.
I should double check that.
He's straight as well.
Yeah.
That's pretty cool.
He's keeping it real. Just like our guest star today. Keeping it real. Hey, what's up guest star? Hey, what's going on everybody? Hey, it's a Dan Godwin
Everybody's favorite donut. Yeah, what's going on guys? Thanks for having me and it's good times. Yeah, no problem
We always love to hang out with you Dan. We would have seen you very often now. No. I got a I got a job
Kind of sucks. We did go at there dinner Friday night with you though.
You and your family.
Yeah, that was, that was OK.
Yeah, that was all right.
Yeah.
Whatever.
I'm sure everyone's fascinated.
I would love to hear about our fucking dinner.
Yeah.
What's going on since yesterday, I guess?
Since yesterday.
I've been playing ODST released a video on an achievement hunter to rave reviews, I might
say.
Was it really rave reviews?
It's a phenomenal success.
Run away, most popular video ever.
What is this your wet video?
Yeah.
And it was you're doing collectibles, you're collecting monkeys?
Yep.
And okay, I've been meaning to ask you because I've been watching you go through this process.
What did monkeys have to do with that game? Absolutely nothing. I'm glad you asked. Just an arbitrary thing to collect. Yeah. How long have you lived in
Austin, Dan? Gosh, it's been about maybe 14 years? 14 years, not quite long enough. When I was a kid
and I lived here in Austin, well I was going to... Nice try, Dan. I was going to ask if you remembered
something. Welcome to Austin, Dan. When I was a little kid here, it got back in 81, 82.
There was a restaurant in Austin called
Scampy's Monkey Palace, and it was a pizza place,
and they had those monkeys that play like the symbols
all over the fucking restaurant.
That's what you collect and what,
there's those little monkeys with the symbols.
It's like the cover of that movie, Monkey Shines.
Yeah, yeah.
I used to have nightmares from that poster, and was a kid.
That's fucking creepy.
That's a creepy poster.
Yeah, it really is.
The monkey didn't have symbols in that movie.
Not in the movie, but in the poster he did.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, he was like the little hat.
The little hat on the Shwiner's hat and the evil symbols.
That's the one over the guy is hit by the car where he's running with bricks in his
back.
Yeah, he's got bricks in his back.
Yeah, he's a monkey.
That's a good movie.
And it's like, it's the original helper monkey, right? I guess so not so the death helper. Yeah
man, I
Amitabha little story. Oh, yeah, I would love to hear your story
That's what the podcast is good for it's good for stories. Yeah, that's what I was reading some comments
And they like the stories one time you and I were getting drunk at Casino, Wilkambino a local bar
I remember that time and
And one of those five nights a week for five or six years
And I do this thing and it's because of those symbol monkeys where anytime somebody brings me a drink an alcohol drink
I clap for it. You do you clap for water? I clap for anything pretty much
Yeah, and I get excited and I clap and it's like a spontaneous thing and I was unhappily married at the time to my first wife and
Dan was all about that
For some reason there was some girl over there. She's cute too and she saw me clap for a drink and
She goes, oh you're clapping because of monkey shines and I was like, how did you know that?
She fucking she was hot and she was like I clap for drinks too and I was like this could be my soul mate But I'm unhappy married and she was a vet technician
I remember that I found her for like 20 minutes and I just walked away
So I was like I don't need this kind of stress in my life
I don't need to be reminded how unhappy and then you got divorced the very next day
No, then I was like four years later
It seemed like 40 it did help did it sound like 40 for you guys?
Oh yeah, it was a long time.
Good times.
Great times.
Why don't you be able to tell the story, guys?
I don't have any stories, but I'm going to deflect and say,
what games have you been playing, Dan?
We haven't talked in a while, so I'd like to talk to you about what's up with you.
Oh, man, I play old games.
I've been a game trading regionally through a website.
And so I'm thinking of old games, you know, just trying trading regionally through a website and so I think of old games
You know just try to mount things I haven't played in a while like missed, you know
Missed it was like no no things I missed not oh
Things you miss okay, that's not a game. I don't miss. I don't miss miss that fucking game sucked
Let's see I
Played shadow complex
Did you finish it? No, no, I didn't even buy it. I played the trial.
And what don't you like about it? The shooting, you can't aim.
You get so used. And the AI bots shoot each other. It's actually more efficient to stand
in a corner and let them kill each other. I've never seen that. I don't think I've
ever encountered that. The aiming I will grant you can be a little confusing at first
because of the way it handles the depth. I don't know. It takes some getting used used to maybe the demo doesn't do it justice because that is the best Xbox Live okay game
So far that game is awesome 1943 better. I think it's better probably better
I don't know well. I don't know I mean I think that 43 has a lot of replay value, right?
This game I'm like on my second playthrough of that game and it's just it hasn't gotten old yet
I'm like 10 hours into it. It's a good game though. You should try it out. Oh, maybe I will. I'm
gonna finish the Monkey Island first. Are you enjoying Monkey Island? Well, I played as a kid so I'm
just playing it again for nostalgia purposes. That's a fucking boring game. I try to do some videos
for Chief Milhunter and I did the first video and I was like all right let's pretend like if this
doesn't exist then I'd never touch it. Did you do the 10 minute video or whatever? Yeah, I did the 10 minute video where you have to, where you, uh, your character gets
dicky dickhead or whatever his name is, gets thrown in the water by the sheriff, I guess.
Guy 3 bro, guy 3 brush.
Yeah, guy 3, 3 brush.
It doesn't matter.
That's actually not the sheriff.
That's not the sheriff.
It's actually the ghost part.
Ah, Chuck.
Well, great.
In clever disguise.
I know it's actually the ghost part. I chuck. Well great, and clever disguise. It's all spoiled for me.
And how you go on.
You literally, like, you get an achievement to literally
stand in the water and not do anything for 10 minutes.
And then eventually you drown.
And so my main my Chima hundred video, I refused to fast
forward to that 10 minutes because it was unbearable to do.
I thought it should be unbearable for people to watch
and listen to.
So you drown after 10 minutes?
You drown after 10 minutes.
And the weird thing is, is like an auto save.
So I had to like start the game over again
to keep going, to get that to continue in that point.
Let's fuck up.
So it's a joke in the game.
The character's only skill, and he can hold his breath
for 10 minutes.
OK, OK.
Yeah, it's a real funny joke.
Ha!
Ha!
Well, that's a great skill.
That's phenomenal. Well, I love all those old adventure games. I'm huge as those. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha games, quest for glory, quest. I have lots of fun memories of those games, but I'd like to keep
them as memories. I think if I played those games again, that I just couldn't stand it. Yeah.
Yeah, there's certainly a lot of the stupid puzzle things where it's like, it doesn't make any
sense and you have to do all this bullshit that's not intuitive at all. One of the worst ones was
Gabriel Knight had a really bad run. Oh, I forgot about that game. That game was fun, but like
playing it again. Not fun.
You know what game I replayed, you know, maybe five years ago, and I still actually kind
of enjoyed it was Maniac Mansion.
Oh, yeah.
I remember when you got into a Maniac Mansion phase, and that's all you wanted to talk about
in place for a while.
Maniac Mansion is awesome.
It still holds up for me.
Yeah.
There was an NES port of it that's still easy to play.
It's easier to play the NES port of it at this point than to play the old PC version.
Yeah. Because computers can't run that shit. Really? Yeah. Oh, you like,
computers are so fast now, everything's moving at like 3000% speed. Yeah, I trouble that
like a old game win commander. I try to play that on a, I had an old disc. I try to play
on a no computer. You can't play that game. It's just super fast. Super fast. I can't control
anything. That's awesome. Goodbye. I guess you could go buy an old 486 at a pawn shop or something for like 30 bucks to play it
I don't know if you can even do that anymore. I you know
There's a store in town selling you know Dell one gigahertz for 19 bucks. Wow Jesus really? Yeah
I got a buy one now just cuz I have 19 dollars in my pocket. But he's stupid not to yeah, let's go What store is that this kind of electronics? Yeah, man, I got a buy one now just because I have 19 dollars in my pocket. Would be stupid not to yeah, let's go.
What store is that?
Discount electronics. Yeah, that's right. I don't know where that is.
It's up off of like Anderson, just West of Lamar.
I think there's a couple of occasions now.
Oh yeah, they opened one in Round Rock and Down South.
This portion of the broadcast brought to you by discount electronics.
discountelectronics.com.
So getting moving into the year 2009,
what do you think about ODST, so far, I guess?
It's good. I'm liking it. I'm really liking it a lot.
You know, we talked about it before,
but we had already played it before.
Yeah.
When we were doing the commercials.
But now we can talk about story, plot, and stuff.
Yeah, it's cool. And I'm really excited about the audio logs,
which I know you've been working your ass off for.
Yeah.
And I think that's a cool addition to the game look a cool little
side story that's going on that
i don't think anyone really talked about before the game came out
i don't know why but i was i mean i love collecting
is mic my thing right
that's what i love to do in the games
and i wasn't excited about the audio looks for some reason but
i hit a point like four or five logs in with the story got interesting, and now I'm totally fucking hooked.
And I'm not going to talk about it because I don't want to spoil it for anybody that hasn't
done it yet.
But I do highly recommend you try to collect all the audio logs, because it's actually a
really engrossing and interesting story.
And now I feel like I'm playing just to get to the next audio log.
I'm like more into that story than the ODST story.
Yeah.
Like when we worked on the commercial, the, you know, we were working with one bungee
poet, employed in particular.
And right away, he was like, you got to find his audio log.
You got to do this.
Yeah.
The flux going on.
And it's really cool.
I'm glad it's out there now.
Yeah, me too.
Me too.
And you can check for those audio log locations on achievement100.com.
I just like that little plug.
We never plug our stuff.
Yeah, we talk about how we need to dedicate the last couple of minutes of every podcast to plug it
our own stuff. And we just always forget. Yeah. And I mad because we the podcast is running late and I just trying to stop it
We're not good at that at all
I'm kind of sad in a way because you know
I've been doing Marvel Ultimate Alliance collectible walkthrough and I was not enjoying that game
And I think in the last podcast I started I talked about how it's starting to get fun
I actually kind of miss it and there's no way I'm gonna touch that game again until I'm well through with odst
You know and then there's left for dead'm going to touch that game again until I'm well through with ODST, you know, and then does
Left For Dead DLC come out. We have the Warriors coming out today, which you and I play at Connicon, which is very fun.
On Xbox Live, we have zombie apocalypse, which we've talked about to death, but it's also awesome.
I'm going to ask Dan a question.
Oh yeah.
Have you seen any of this stuff about this new Warriors game that's coming out on Xbox Live arcade?
No, I played the one that came out a few years ago.
Yeah. The Rock Star. Yeah. This one's totally out a few years ago. Yeah, the Rockstar.
Yeah, this one's totally different.
It's like final fight, but with four players.
Oh!
It's like Sites Grulling Brawler.
It's awesome.
Yeah.
It's really cool.
Very interesting.
I know it's going to be hard to get noticed this week on Xbox with ODST out, but if
anybody has some free time, they should maybe check out the demo.
If they're waiting till Christmas to pick up ODST.
If they just get bored of death of firefight and need something else to do, which is obviously not
going to happen. What's firefight? Firefight is the multiplayer mode for ODST.
Okay. It's a I hate to draw comparison because I think they're very different but have you played
Horde mode on Gears of War 2? No I've not. Okay. It's like a it's a mode where you have up to four people and you basically are on a map and they just send like wave
after wave of enemy at you and they get progressively harder. So it's like Nazi zombies? Yeah yeah it's
kind of like Nazi zombies. Except with that Nazis or zombies. Without Nazis or zombies. And it's
structured a little differently and and ODST's Firefight mode is really fast paced and the cool thing that
they do is with each wave
They turn on skulls, you know like the skulls from Halo 3 that you know make it that much harder for you
So as as the enemies get tougher you get weaker at the same time. It's pretty fucking awesome
Like when they turn that what's that skull that turns that makes the grunts all throw like 10 times organized?
Jesus. Yeah, I forgot what that what that skull's called. I hate that one
That one sucks or the one where you have the melee enemies to gain health that one's even worse. That's black eye
Anyway, it's pretty awesome. It's a lot of fun. I plan on playing a lot of firefighting in your future
So odyshees the game that they're talking they're bragging old took 14 months to create
Yeah, did they they did they code it from scratch? Are they building off an existing engine?
It's built off the Halo 3 engine and I get the impression that it was kind of started as like a,
I don't know, like a not a full retail companion to Halo 3, but as they, and it was a really
small team that developed it, but as they put more and more work into it, it got bigger and bigger
and bigger until it became this full retail game. And I think that the single player seems to be
about as long as Halo 3 single player. Yeah, it's a little, oh, maybe a little shorter. Maybe a little shorter, but really fucking cool.
Yeah, the engines essentially the same. I think all they really changed was the visor look where you can
like activate the visor and you can see enemies outlined in red and friendly is outlined in green and
buildings in yellow. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, it's pretty cool. It's got a really cool map in it too.
And like a 3D top down map is really helpful.
And then also, something about like, something about the co-op, the four player co-op in the
campaign just feels more like co-op than Halo 3's did. Does that make sense?
I really have to work together more.
Maybe because everyone's a human?
Yeah, I guess so, right? You're not master chief.
Okay, so everybody is human. So these guys are less advanced in master chief, but now they have better
HUD and they have a better map. Yeah, they had to balance it out. It's George Lucas make this fucking
No, it's awesome. You like to you gotta play it. It's interesting because like your character is shorter
So it looks like all the covenant are bigger now and also you can't jump as high or jump as far
It's really weird and you got to use health packs
And but they they did some cool stuff for the weapons
They like they brought back the Halo one Magnum, which is awesome
Mm-hmm head-shotting in that game is like the most enjoyable thing the most satisfying thing ever
Yeah, that game makes you realize that grunt heads were designed to be head-shotted pretty much right? Yeah, yeah
You feel like it you feel like a loser if you don't head-shot
You're like, ah damn it
Hey, are there skulls in that game?
Like, can you get birthday party and make the...
I haven't seen birthday party,
but there are skulls in the game, yeah.
I'll have to look for that.
Yeah.
There's probably one of my favorite skulls,
you know, when you would headshot a grunt
and the confetti would go off you.
Yay.
Yeah, that was awesome.
That was really cool.
What else is coming out this week?
What do you want to talk about, Dan?
I don't know.
You guys asked me to come here, I here. I'll talk about anything you want
What's going on in your life right now?
I got a kid. How's that working out? It's great. He's awesome. He's five months old now. Yeah, he's five months old
That's pretty cool. Yeah, you guys saw him on yeah Friday. I think the last time anyone from Ruchiteath heard your voice was when
Was before you had a kid? It was during the director's commentary on their reconstruction DVD when you popped in and
Said you had a kid or said your wife was pregnant.
That's right, that's true.
That's right.
So they have a lot to catch up on.
Yes, at the time I was too busy fucking and now I'm too busy changing shit diapers.
And not fucking.
Six and a half dozen years ago, right?
Yeah, sounds like a ton of fun.
Oh, it's great.
It's life-changing.
It's awesome, Gus.
You should still get into it.
No, no.
That's okay.
I think my life is perfectly fulfilled.
Please join the club.
It's fucking lonely.
What are you talking about?
It's lonely on my side.
Everyone in the world has a kid.
Yeah, it's got to be really hard for you
not to have a kid.
I know.
Try yourself to sleep and you're up in non-pistane bed
every night.
Yeah, don't have to wake up in the middle of the night.
And it must suck to sleep to the night.
What's... you poor bastard.
Yeah, get to sleep in.
It's pretty cool. Yeah, life's rough for you.
Yeah, I was terrible. I set up to 3 a.m. playing a blivian the other night.
And I saw the wake up at 7 in the morning.
That's fucking sucked.
How are you liking a blivian?
Uh, you know, I like Fallout 3 better.
Yeah. I think the blivian system is a little...
Too crazy in depth. I think the oblivion system is a little
Too crazy in depth. I think that's it's too hardcore
For most people to pick up and play because I mean, you know, you've got a character You want to be able to everybody wants to have the best character possible
But you know with a system that detailed you're gonna start over four or five times to get the ideal character
And it's just who wants to do that not not in today's age with that you know
This games that that games long, and then you have
so many other video game options, it's impossible.
It's, you know, mastery is gonna be reserved
for the few elite losers who keep playing it forever.
That's a problem ahead of me with Moral Wind and Oblivion.
It just seemed like way too detailed and way too much.
I think both those games I played through like the beginning,
like the first little intro, and I was like,
all right, this is too much.
Dude, I put like 20 hours in the Moral Wind
and still didn't know what was going on. And I was like, oh, right, this is too much. Dude, I put like 20 hours in the moral end and still didn't know what was going on.
And I was like, I'm 20 hours in and I'm still lost.
I can't, I can't continue who done this road.
It's crazy.
Yeah, you and I didn't like Oblivion
and then we loved Fallout 3 so much
that it's made me think that I should go back
and give Oblivion a try.
You know what?
It's funny, you mentioned Fallout 3.
I, you know, I've been moving into this house
for seemingly forever now.
So I hadn't had a chance to play Mother Ship Zeta,
but I finally fired it up last night.
Oh, how do you like it?
It's good.
I'm really getting into it.
Although I did manage to lock up the game at one point
and crashed it.
Oh, really?
Yeah, like I entered vats,
but I didn't have enough action points to do anything,
but then I couldn't back out of it.
Huh.
So I had to turn off my Xbox and turn it back on.
I've had some weird bugs in Fallout like that.
One time, I went to Punch-A and my, my melee got stuck and all I could do was
run around and punch people.
And I tried to restart the game and I just shut my box down while it's working again.
And it was pretty early on so I was confused.
I don't know if it was supposed to be like that.
It's been about 10 minutes figuring out what the hell is going on.
At least you did better than Bernie who didn't even know that you could fire multiple times
in vats.
Hey, I saw something, or I heard something weird on NPR the other day.
I don't know if you heard this, but apparently the movie District 9 was set to open in Nigeria
and the Nigerian government decided that that movie cannot be played in Nigeria.
Yeah.
Because they don't like the way that Nigerian people are portrayed in the movie.
Oh, really?
They're portrayed as like, like,
pimps and prostitutes and cannibals.
And princes with money to be.
See, I'm glad you said that because recently,
the Nigerian government was mad about
a Sony PlayStation 3 ad,
where like they were talking about the price cut
and hearing about it on the internet
and one of the people in the commercial says,
if I believed everything I read on the internet,
I'd be a Nigerian millionaire by now.
The country of Nigeria complained about that and the commercial got edited
and they removed that line. Wow. So I guess that made them a little bolder now they're
fucking making all kinds of demands. I gotta tell you man I really don't see anybody caving
into Nigeria that seems like. Well so need it. That's ridiculous. We should have our own
country and start making ridiculous demands. Well there's a huge PS3 market in Nigeria
here so. Well you know they don't want to lose those sails.
Well, they got kind of, you know, a bad reputation going.
I posted, you know, like I was trying to sell my old iPod touch
on Craigslist.
The only replies I've got were like six overnight
for all from Nigeria.
Are you serious?
Yeah, all people who are like, I will send you a cashier's
check plus $50 if you send it to me in Nigeria.
It's like, come on.
Really? Do people still fall for that? Maybe it's legit though. Maybe they are legit
They just there's like you know, there's one Nigerian dude out there who's like frustrated with the Nigerian banking system
And has to go through this and he's like why won't anybody believe me? I can't buy anything on eBay
I can't buy anything on Craigslist the sucks
He's like the one dude's like I swear to God. I'm not a royalty
I'm just a dude who works at the Walmart in Nigeria.
Or whatever.
I'm working for a Nigerian Mart.
I just want to buy your old PS2.
That's funny.
So yeah, so like I said, I'm selling an iPod touch.
If anyone wants it, is it Austin.cregslist.org?
Yeah.
How much is that on the floor?
It's a 32 gigabyte first gen.
I listed 175.
Oh, come on.
That's a rip off.
That seems pretty high.
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
It's 32 gigs.
I'll give you $25 for right now.
You're fucking crazy.
Dude, he'll do it though.
He's prepared.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I got cash in hand.
What do you got, bitch?
You know, I got an iPod touch.
That's why you got it.
You know, the problem with your iPod touch.
What's that? They came out with an iPhone? Oh, please whatever
I pot touch is still really popular
I got that I couldn't almost do everything yours can do. It's just like an iPhone without the phone
I had a fucking ipod touch for over a year before I got my iPhone. It's because you bought your iPhone to you
Dude, too you asshole
I'm not trying to do a bunch of motherfuckers into paying $175 mine though. Where's your ipod touch?
It's I gave it to my kid.
Oh, okay.
She watches Tinkerbell and fucking Shrackle of it.
It's totally a good deal.
Those things are still going for $250 on eBay.
32 gig iPod touch.
Yep.
Apparently they're not doing it on Craigslist.
Maybe he's trying to sell it on eBay.
Maybe I should sell it to that dude in Nigeria.
Maybe he has legit.
Yeah, dude, I'm telling you.
Take a chance.
I'm also selling my old steel battalion Xbox controller.
Really? Do you think there's a market for that still? Uh, we'll see. Yeah there is. I'll give you five
dollars. I've got the controller. I've got the game and the expansion pack line of contact. Wow.
What are you trying to sell it for? I haven't listed it yet. So you're the one guy. Awesome.
I read that, uh, apparently only 50,000 of those were made. Is that true?
Yeah.
You want to sell your, you should try to sell your copy of Combat 2 for the entire 2600.
Combat 2?
Only 200 of those were made and you and I both kept copies.
Yep.
Wow.
I don't know where mine is though.
I know where mine is.
It's in my fucking safe deposit box.
It's my retirement plan.
Do you remember the rig and roll we had to go through to buy that?
Like we read the story on a game spot and we were both like
We got to get that we did like email a dude in Germany. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, like they didn't even have any information on how to buy it in that article
That's like back in 1999 or 2000
Yeah, I get to like look the dudes name up in Google which it just launched like the week before yeah
We gotta get a game though. Yeah, yeah, never played it. Did you played it? Did you it was weird?
It was it wasn't it was obviously not finished But the tanks you know you you played gum combat for the tarry 2600 sure sure
Like you know the tanks would just shoot straight or you could have the mode where like it would bounce off of walls
Yeah, in combat 2 there was another mode where you could fire like guided missiles
So you would shoot and then you would control your bullet. Okay kind of like that bad time-cellic movie in the 80s
Run away, yeah.
Oh yeah.
It was awesome.
It had the chick from the chick from Robocop in it,
and it had the spider robots.
And Jean Simmons.
And Jean Simmons was a bad guy, right?
Yeah.
I always forget the name of that movie.
The spider robots.
That was a great movie.
Then when we fucked me up when I was a kid,
I was fucking scared of spiders and robots for years after that.
Those are both good things to be scared of.
That movie was prescient. It was a bullessy go-round corner.
Man, the future sucks.
Future scary.
Yeah.
All right, we got anything else we're going to talk about before we wrap up?
I feel like we've barely scratched the surface.
I know.
We drugged Dan all the way down here.
Did anything you want to contribute before we wrap up Dan?
Oh, I don't know.
I'll talk about whatever.
Fuck it.
What you keep saying now, but you don't talk about anything.
Well, I need a topic to fucking riff on you
Alright, man. What music you listening to right now?
God, I don't know like I'm listening a bunch of old stuff non-stop like everything in your life's old games music
I don't know you knew I have a kid. What do you want me to do? It's true. So what like what's CD in your car right now?
CD yeah CD what I'm sorry. What how do you listen to music in your car? I got I have an iPhone
You just plug it in. Yeah sure. What are we listen to on the way over here?
Gaslight anthem. You're really big on that band, huh? That's good. That's really good
That's the best new band I've heard in a while. It's a little mellow from my taste. Thanks, fine
Did that's not old what old stuff you listen to?
Grilla biscuits again getting ready for the show. I don't know if I'm going. I don't know if I'm going
It's a 75 bucks a pop and there's two of us and now we got babysitter. Yeah, it's rough, dude
For all the people on the podcast that are listening that have never heard of these pants. I'll make sure to put them in the link
Don't I have no idea. I've you all even talking English. I do have grilla biscuits on purple. Oh, do you really?
Yeah, absolutely. Oh, dude. What's that worth?
It depends if to's a gust. It's worth absolutely. I'll give you five bucks. I'll trade your
an iPod touch. Good.
The ability to do a very influential hardcore. You know, actually, that iPod touch probably is
a equivalent value. I'm actually, I might be, you might begin to roofed off if you take that
record. It's a rare record, but it's for punk bands, you know, 100 bucks. That's a lot for punk records though.
Alright, well let's wrap it up.
Alright, well it's good to have you on a podcast and maybe you can come again someday and do a full-fledged one.
Yeah.
After you've actually listened to a podcast.
Alright, I got a gist of it, I'm not coming back.
Thanks guys.
Thanks for listening.
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