Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #27

Episode Date: September 24, 2009

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnet and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-octane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnet, and Thomas Hayden Church.

Twisted metal, streaming now now only on peacock Hey everyone, welcome to the drunk tank. You know, I gotta save these songs are getting better You guys gave some grief to that rap no, he he did just it. I loved it I was just that song was fucking great. I really let them that song was stuck in my head for like two days I know no, I was great. Yeah, I was just I was just Undeserved criticism. Oh come on. We were just having fun. It was. It's all funny games, still. Someones feelings get hurt. Oh, somebody called to me to Bach. Can I smell the longest running Jake? You're the longest running joke.

Oh, shit. That was all over your face. Yeah, it's not with us very much longer. And going back very soon, three weeks. Three weeks? Yeah. Not soon enough. You can have Joe back. In the potty. I'm sure he'll be glad to take Joe's seat there. Yeah. So,

y'all are back from your big trip. Wait a good time, man. Yeah. It was a lot of fun. ODST. Woo! We went to the Halo 3 ODST launch party in Seattle, which was held at... it's called the Experience Music Project, but it really just the sci-fi museum. I mean, it's all one building. That is one ugly building. That's an awesome building. I thought that was pretty cool. I see it from the interstate, some of the classical we're driving up there.

It's like, what the fuck is that? It's like this, the outside of it is a bunch of malleable panels of metal that have been bent into these fluid shapes. And the building when you get close to it is impossible not to touch. Everyone like reaches out and touches it. Gross, I don't know what that's it. That's how everyone has a 21-1 up there.

There you go. Yeah, no kidding. There were signs everywhere, by the way. The dirty building. Yeah, I heard something scary. I read an article that Jeff sent me and my wife sent me that here in Austin they have so many patients now for H1N1

that they're setting up tents outside the hotel. The hospitals to treat people. Yeah, that was at the Dell Children's Medical Center. They set that up last with or like towards the early spring when H1N1 first started. They had that prepared in case there was a huge pandemic. Yeah, I think if I go to the hospital and they try to treat me outside in the parking lot, that's a problem. Yeah, who gets to go inside? Like how do you get to be the one the one who gives inside? Right? They don't shut down the inside of the facility, right? This is to handle overflow. So you got to get there in queue.

If you get good health care, you get to go inside. You probably present with some kind of symptoms that aren't already known as nephever. So what do we get up to at the ST launch? Like you have a sword in your fever. Ah, there you go. So what do we get up to at the ODST launch? Like you have a sword in your chest. That would get you inside. So if you have H1N1, stab yourself. There you go. You get to the factor.

Great words of wisdom. Well, air conditioning is important to some people. Let me say I'm glad you're back. You'd be like Romeo in the ODST. What about that, spoiler? Nah, fuck it. ODST's enough for like two or three days enough. I'm pretty sure everyone who wanted to play ODST is played through it at this point

I stayed up to 1 a.m. playing it last night nice while Jeff and Gus played what we did We played Dungeons and Dragons Did you really five and a half hours playing in paper style? It was awesome It was a bunch of them in the living room and I was playing on the the little TV playing ODST deep into the night Jeff and Griffin were talking about their Dungeons & Dragons experience in the car this morning. Yeah and Mickey Gellis. It was as though you'd gone to another planet and you'd come back and talked about your little holiday on that other

planet. I had no idea what that was. It was planet. It was planet. It was planet awesome. I don't know what's happened while Dungeons & Dragons has recently come back into Vogue Because I read about it seemingly everywhere on people's blogs and on their Twitter's and all that stuff It almost feels fake to me like there's some kind of weird marketing thing going on You know come back and never left baby. Yeah, was there a new update or something that happened? I don't know like two years ago Either one year or two years ago fourth edition came out, but we're not playing we're playing three five

Yeah fucking keeping a real maybe it's just I mean I didn't realize how many people were playing D&D until Twitter got big and so everyone has a D&D night I had been playing a lot before through maybe O5 or so then I stopped for a bit and I was picking it back up yeah we had a campaign that ran for a long time until about three years ago and then we stopped and you kept playing with another group yeah but I don't remember why we stopped I think you all had your hands full with Millie. It's like she's getting to that stage Look, there's so many people who listen to the podcaster having

Your all are jealous. We had the most fun five hours ever last time. Let me ask you question. Was that more fun than video games? Oh, yeah, way more Way more fun than video games. No, you'd have been playing ODST or you could be hanging out Interacting with five we had five player co-op. Yeah, it was great. I mean when I think of a social interaction with friends I always think nice dude. I grabbed I grabbed the wolf by the balls with my mind You said it was brilliant you all excited Shut up. Yeah, you just private and public. Okay. You got a present a cool cool facade Wait, wait, wait, who's the wolf? Is it you guys?

The cool thing about that game that's my code name the cool thing about that game is it forces you to be creative and it forces you to think on your feet And that's awesome. Yeah, if you like to do those things totally awesome and the phones ring fuck You know you think after doing this, you know a Billion times we have a checklist that we'd run through we we it's funny We had been diligently all this week so far about their info and everything We just totally fucked up. I see two phones here and a cat got jam it. Well the cats part of the show. Yeah the cats What's up Joe come on Joe? Come on? What do you have for bad mouth in the cat? That's fucking bullshit dude

That's cuz you're not here the first 20 minutes with the cat every morning that cats a fucking jerk you pet the cat that's fucking bullshit dude that's cuz you're not here the first 20 minutes with the cat every morning that cats a fucking juror you pet the cat that's all you have to do yeah I wish rubs and then I give him rubs I give him a great I wish that was all you had to do it's not enough he's a needy cat he's my cat you think I'm gonna see how he works I have to feed him I don't think you do I've seen him last year on you like a face hugger before 20 minutes ago yeah look at that you give gave me a big mong scratch. You know, thank God. Like, not gonna mix it.

Thank God cats can't be zombies, otherwise. Yeah. You'd be infected instantly. It's not gonna be fucked up. Can they not be zombies? No. Okay. Have you ever seen a fucking or read anything

about a cat being a zombie ever? Well, I didn't think any animal could get on the five I seen zombie dogs. Look at us. Look at us, look at us, What the hell's Hugh Question gathered? Have you ever read anything ever in any capacity about your history, a novel? Have you ever read? Can you read? No.

Can you answer this question? He really, I spent a lot of time with him last few days because we traveled together to Seattle. He doesn't know shit. No, he doesn't. Anytime we ask him a question here in the podcast, he's like, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, the idea to take a long set of headphones like eight feet long and you take the aim for cord and you swallow the end of it and you wait till it comes out your bum and then you plug in the iPod into the part that comes out your bud and bum and then you listen to the headphones that are coming out your mouth and I said well you need a cord a lot longer than eight feet to get to your digestive

system because no you wouldn't why would you need that and I said because you have like 30 feet of intestines. And he said, and I'm going to have to demonstrate to you. But he points his mouth and goes, no, it goes from here. Then he points his stomach down to here and then straight out. And I said, do you really think that's how your digestive system works? And he goes, yeah. You have one little shot of intestines and that's it.

He has no idea. That's completely not what I said. It's like a sink, right? It's like a j-bend. And then you're fucking out. You're fucking moron I know I know about the the small intestines and a large intestine now apparently no I thought it was an eight-foot shot for you out to your asshole

To him it's like he probably got his anatomy lesson Me too man. I meant me. It's just a light circle in my body. How many how many meters of intestines are there? Meaters probably close to ten was well. Hey, it wasn't far off them. Was it? Eight feet obviously didn't mean feet though did I obviously you did and why will you give up the idea that you don't follow the metric system because you do follow Yeah, you're just said meters You can tell you say yards when it comes to people's height is always feet But if I'm measuring something I'll measure meters. Oh my god. Yeah, this is worst ever. I got somatic a gav on this trip. I just had to, I just threw one of his shoes in the toilet.

I don't tell. Why are you mad at him? Because of this? Just in general, he's annoying. Yeah. This is what happened. Bernie likes to kick his shoes at me when I've walked around the corner,

come out the bathroom. I like to do that. I'll get a shoe and I'll duck it. I'm usually pretty good at ducking there, right? You are. Anyway, I ducked this one. It was going right through my face. I ducked it and it landed right in the toilet behind me.

And I just done a poo. He was really happy because I thought it was my shoe at first, that's all the toilet. I had to know what it was. And you're wearing that shoe right now. Yeah, luckily it landed like, soled down and didn't fill up with toilet water. You know, right? He dream in growth. So you guys were just talking about a zombie apocalypse thing. I had a funny idea the other day that I was talking to Jeff about. I read an article that a scientist said we are now 20 years away from immortality. You know, effective immortality. Our knowledge of the human body and our advances in medical science will make it so that essentially we can live forever. So

realistically we're about 120 years away from immortality. We can keep ourselves alive. Yeah, I'm sure the people in the 50s, you know, we were gonna have flying cars in 20 years and all that too. But I was gonna tip about that. Don't you imagine us there would be people in the world who would not take advantage of that for either cultural or religious purposes? Yeah, I would not take advantage of that.

You wouldn't? No, fuck that. What's wrong with you? Why? Think about how long, how, think about your game or score, dude. So you could live for two or three hundred years Jesus Dude that'd be fucking think about the D&D campaign Maybe run fucking tedious and horrible think about all the fucking you could do When we started our retirement plan at the company I sat down with everybody and I you know

Just kind of went over retirement goals because these are young guys right so I was going around and saying you know If you put away some money here's what'll happen every seven years and then you have so many seven year periods until you're 65. And I said, Gus, I said, what's your retirement plan? His retirement plan literally was, I want to die young. No, my retirement plan was a shot good. That was my retirement plan was a shot gun. Well, so you don't want to live that long? No, fuck that. Gus does not think he's going to live past 40. Yeah. But Jeff, you don't want to live that long. No, fuck that. God says nothing. He's gonna live past 40. Uh, yeah. But Jeff, you don't want to live longer than you should. Yes, I do. You struggled to remember stuff that happened yesterday.

How are you gonna remember stuff that happened 150 years ago? Why would I need to? Yeah, we have the internet. Yeah. When you need to remember stuff for it. Google will become your memory. That's right. Give me some joke.

Yeah. 10-50 years. What did you do yesterday? Play Dungeons & Dragons. We just covered that. Yes. I'm reading a joke. Yeah. 10.50. What did you do yesterday? What did I do yesterday? Play Dungeons and Dragons. We just covered this. Yes. Play Dungeons and Dragons. Uh, hi, I'm with my kid. I captured ODST footage all day long. Man, that game's so good. Did a poo. It was Sounds like a full life. Yeah. I'm gonna say that ODST is better than Halo 3. Who agrees? I agree. It's a good game. I definitely agree. I can't compare them, but they're both great games. You can't compare them. They're both great games. It's impossible to compare anything to Halo 3 in the first day. Because Halo 3 is a game and Halo 2 were games we played for six or seven months at least. Not the campaign. As our primary games. Campaign, we played the fuck out of campaign.

Well, getting skulls and doing all that shit for about a week yeah but yeah I played ODST when it first came out or sorry when we first got our hands on it which was when we were working on those commercials and it was here and I stayed up all night the first night that we had in the office and played through the campaign with Ben who is here as well I don't know how you guys could have Halo in this office and not play through the campaign I don't know how you guys could have Halo in this office and not play through the campaign I don't know how you guys did that. I had what to do. I played through about half of it But I had it. Yeah, we were busy. I was I in a different office at that point in time

I mean I stayed after work. I had to make a Red Vest Blue video and Commercials. I didn't have time to play the game. Yeah We weren't doing it during that point in time. What you mean we did it at like 8 p.m 8 p.m. to 2 a.m. is when we did it. When you were probably just sitting around staring at the wall and you're... Wondering about swallowing headphones. I don't know, dude.

Those were, those were, those were a long week. We did a lot of videos that week. I played there like 75% of the campaign. I played there by half of it. And we played a lot of firefight. We played a lot. I think that's what we did. Instead of playing campaign, we just played a ton of firefight.

And I had a sick kid at home too, I think. It was easy to pick it up and go, but it's awesome. I love the camping. I also the best music all three games I think you know I read the other day that Mario Donald who does the music for Halo games you know put bungee Also made the Flintstones kids vitamins jingle. Yep. Yeah, that's why that that podcast starts with with a bungee kids I never I never made that connection. I never knew that. And now he's made that connection. And now I know apparently he also did some jingle for tidy cat that I don't remember. It must not have been as memorable. I saw him. I can't. Yeah. Do you know a tidy cat jingle at all? No. I think the only cat product jingle I know is the old meomics commercial. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. Maybe he did that one too. Yeah. Did something. I mean,

the guy had like a 40-year career before Halo even came out. How does that jingo girl? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, He's not always back penalty. What is your problem? Own it bitch. Come on. You like that joke. You like me. I'll make song. Come on. If you're gonna try and be funny, why was the joke? That's what you want to know. Yeah. Look at that. That's funny. Answer that. God, Gavina, you cannot leave soon enough. So we know that we don't. I was gonna say, you know, I know there have been a lot of questions about it and we keep talking about it in a questioning manner, but now it's definitively announced that Lefford Eddiel sees next week. Yeah, the 29th September very excited Ten new achievements. We don't know how we don't know the point value We don't know what they are. We just know that there's now gonna be Six seasons in the game. Yes, so bunny is down one game again. Yeah, you lost it 100% on Lefford Edd too

There's no way dude. He's gonna crack on his PS3 thing and he'll be playing Lefford Edd next week It doesn't make me mad though that the updated achievements and I did lose another game that I've 100% I'm left with that too. He's gonna crack on his PS3 thing and he'll be playing left for that next week. It doesn't make me mad though, that they updated the achievements and I did lose another game that I've 100%. Now it doesn't exist. So you'll get the ten achievements. It must be great for guys like you,

especially you Jeff, who you don't ever fucking finish games. 34 finish games. So now it doesn't matter. I have 34 finish games. So you're like, oh, it doesn't matter. How many finish games do you have, Bernie? What's that?

How many finish games do you have? I have, what's that? How many finish games do you have? I have almost 50 Wow four well. I have almost now really literally almost 50 because Leifer dead is gone Did you finish shadow complex? Did you 100% that I did yes? Wow. How under the 50 level 50? Chemen take not long a couple hours Couple of hours. You know get the gold gun and you double up your XP Jeff is the greatest armchair achievement hunter in the world. Thanks. It's like, no problem. You won't get it.

It's my website. You will not get that. What? Shadow Complex? You won't get it. Oh, you damn right, I will. You absolutely won't. Thanks.

I know I will too. Six months. I appreciate you. Did you get... Did I get one? You told me I'd never get just cause. I got just cause. You told me I'd never get trouble in paradise.

I got trouble in paradise. Hey, how did that get rising achievement? All I... I'm not gonna get that. Are we at a two-year anniversary of you losing their bet? I never said I would get that how I'm not gonna get that are we at a two-year anniversary of I never I never said I would get that I'm not gonna get that one God all of this podcast start that's how it started I know the the podcast started with the the the gamer score race to get 10,000 points right which I got son of a whore which I got that's such a fucking lie so okay

well let's say I'm lying let's say you said I would never get let's do four things You said I wouldn't get 10,000 points got it. You said I wouldn't get the dead rise I'm a thousand but it didn't get it. You said I wouldn't get the trouble paradise got it You said I wouldn't get just cos I got it. I'm three for four mother fucker. Oh 75% chance that I'm gonna get shadow complex So 75% chance you're like a limit a mathematical limit as time approaches infinity You approach a respectable person basically thanks I appreciate that take as a compliment congratulations to the three listeners who got that yeah talk about limits to the internet people know math thank you fucking

looking up people want to get the joke they got fucking they need XKCD to write a comic about it yeah and okay yeah people you need people like XKCD because most people don't get it I don don't know. No, no, no, no. It's like a secret club. I'll, I got to admit, I don't understand that cosine heart joke, whatever the fuck that is. I don't know what that is. They're, they're, they're kind of most portable comic. The ones on all their t-shirts and stuff. Oh, I don't know if I'm familiar with that one. I'll look it up for you and you can tell me why it's funny. I see if I can find it in the link, put it in the link link down for something Then I can pretend I knew what my own So what how do you have on shadow complex?

I have like 90 points on it or a hundred ninety five points. I think oh, so you're missing pretty much everything Yeah, I have I haven't been there yet. I have a hundred nights points, and I'm fine with that. I'm gonna stop there That's ridiculous dude. All you gotta do is play 13% through. That's easy. Now I'm gonna get mad again Uh-oh 10 points each it's not worth my time. You're so fucking stupid. Yeah. I have to go burn it. You keep saying a game or score. What's your game or score here? Overall total game or score? About 25,000. About 25,000. You don't really know.

I'm not worried about the total. I'm worried about points per game. That makes no sense. Yeah. How can you not be worried about the total if the individual points matter to you? Because it matters. Because... Because 180 out of 200. I'm fine that that's that's pretty much most of it so you're like 90% no well per game yeah not total though so what's the happy life thing is acceptable percentage for you what I'm saying is if if I had all the right if I had two 50 point achievements left I have two achievements left in

the game the ten points each if they have 50 points each Fuck yeah, I get them the 10 points So you just tell it's total because it because I don't have a hundred out of 200 that's half I have 180 out of 200 That's 90% yeah, I normally I'm not a big achievement guy and Everyone knows that because it's getting it's taking a serious, but if you're that close just fucking finish it But it's a fun game you like the game. It's a great game. It's really good. It's okay playing it It's like I'm not to play like double. I've already played it with the fucking phone Throw it out of the goddamn office. Come on

Here I'll take the battery Another one. Don't take the battery. Get rid of it turn off the fucking ringer. Take the battery out Excuse me everybody. I have to leave the podcast for right now Turn off the ringer. It's a fucking button push it. You know what the event of time machine I go back and kill Elf and Graham Bell just fucking turn off the goddamn phone Why is it my job to turn off the phone? I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at the world Oh I'm so glad these guys are back. Yeah, you know, I think this week of drunk tanks gonna kill us. I hope so

I don't know I feel like we're running ragged. Yeah We're every temperous are flaring everyone's mad at each other. Why would that kill the podcast the phones who still ringing It's like the Beatles people are gonna start refusing to appear on the podcast. Yep. Yep Pretty soon it's gonna be Who's fine was that? What was that noise? We just got a text I don't hear anything. I did I Got a big donk. No, I would filter vibration for me Gus is my looks he knows he fucked up and suddenly

Oh, shit, did you fuck up to I'm gonna leave her back. Oh shit, did you fuck up to? No. I got a text. I think breathing. And your rest. Bunny is leaving already. Hey, Gaveena, so when are you leaving again?

I don't know, a few weeks. Like the rest? You have like the more podcasts left than you? Maybe. Should we lock the door? No, no, we're almost done here. Oh, five minutes, right? So is there anything you'd like to do before you take off? Oh, I don't know.

No, not really. You don't want to do this? I've got a shadow complex. Maybe. No, I wouldn't do that. I've got to finish recreation. That's pretty much it. Yeah.

We're working on episode 15 at the moment. Okay. Okay. Looking back, Bernie. We missed you. So, I guess we should take a minute then. You talked about that. So just to remind everyone, you episodes of Red vs Blue Recreation every Monday night at 9pm Central

That's true. We just had a we're a pretty big episode episode 14 came out on the name. Yeah, we had over 11,000 users on our community site on Monday when it came out and it really caused a lot of hard work. That was hard to raise our site suffers. That was a big deal because we had the return of a pretty major character I'm on one and once we're in the love of the thousand. Yeah, yeah That's got to be some kind of a record, right? I go outside and break some dishes. I think so. I feel better now Good good. Let the anger out. It's very cathartic. I'm also gonna vote libertary Yes, I noticed on the on the previous podcast while I was away You talked about wet. Did you ever talk about why originally you didn't like the game when you first started playing it? Uh, no because I was I was off base, but you know, I finished the game today and like after finishing it

I like it a lot more and I know that's a that's a weird thing to say, but no, it's a it was just yeah I guess I was able to appreciate it a lot more right yeah, it was good I mean I was it wasn't the best game in the world, but it was enjoyable And they did a lot of stuff to like the game pit could have very easily got repetitive and they did a lot of nice stuff to mix it up But you missed one of your things, right? You missed a You missed a one of you now to go all the way back I have to go back and play through to the fifth level for that collectable There's no level select there's no levels like that. I'm pretty pissed off about it

Does your collectibles carry over to different playthroughs? Yes Well, he said something.. Yeah that's something. I mean I played a lot of games where you have collectibles and there's definitely better ways to do that than other ways. Shadow Complex probably has one of the best ones where they actually give you a map where they show you where you've collected stuff. Yeah that's really cool. Now there's problems with it and Jeff ran into it and I ran into it as well where on some place on the map there's two items and it only shows you one and once you pick up one of the two items it's like the map checks it off. Oh wow let's fucked up I didn't think about that. There's only a few rooms though that you that where that's the case so you can just go back and check

those rooms. Yeah I think there's one where the the save room icon blocks the question mark or something as well. Yeah right that's what we're talking about actually yeah there's no game event like a cinematic event that's what blocks the collectible but I finished uncharted yeah hey how was it you any yellow about it it's awesome I'm not listen I'm sorry listen it being with Gavin being with Gavin on the road for a whole day was hard. I was hard dude try to learn. And oh, listen, oh, DSTs out. I can't play ODST because I'm doing this stupid, stupid thing that I got myself involved in. And I'm upset about it.

Did, uh, let me ask you a question. I'll give you a middle gear solid four. That'll make up for it. No, you take a, you take your game card with you to the event where you allowed to play with your game card. I didn't do that. Oh, you didn't take it. I had my max memory card. Then when you and I have it, it's four gig, game of gun. Oh, you didn't take it. I had my

Max memory card them when you and I have a spring gig, but I haven't transferred my stuff over to that. Yeah, I see Bernie said it's tough hanging out with me for a whole time on the road. It's not it's the ODSD thing. I'm blaming you But Bernie but he snores. I don't know if you realize this Well, no, but I was really I was there once again overconfident with myself Bernie was like, yeah, I'm gonna tell you I snore really loud because we're sharing a room Obviously, and I was like, don't worry. I can sleep through anything Nope, can't sleep there any it like one point I woke up in the night. I was like he's just taking the piss I was convinced it was good over my ear just going

You know because it was that loud my eardrums were vibrated. I was like what? It was across the room normally. I can sleep through anything But last year at packs I shared a room with Jack from Achievement Hunter. And that motherfucker, like I thought the same thing, I thought he was laying there and making noise to try to keep me awake. And we were, luckily we're staying like in one of those homewoods sweets, so it's like a hotel room that's big. I left the bedroom and went and slept on the couch because that motherfucker snored so goddamn loud. I refuse to share a room with him anymore because that fucker snore so bad. You know I shared a room with him at Comic Con and then again at Pax I believe and I didn't notice him snoring at all.

Maybe he just had a bad night. I'm seriously surprised that Bunning can sleep with that noise coming out of his own face. Like a baby. That's the sound of comfort. You know he's totally fucking relaxed. Like a loud screaming baby. It's worse than a baby because the baby doesn't scream while it sleeps.

Baby wakes up to do that. So everybody smurfed with me. So I had a pretty rough time. I had, I got no sleep that night and then I got a toilet shoe the next morning. But then we got, we gotuts at top pot whatever it's cool. Is that what it's cool? Yeah top pot got down that was a good donut. What kind of donut did you have? I had it. It was called a bullseye. It's just a big

old donut with with jam in the middle. It's been a donut week for you. We got up Sunday morning and we got donuts too. Yeah. And the next day you got them again. And you guys had donut on the podcast. How was that having Dan here? It's cool. It was good having Dan around. Yeah. We always loved Dan. We might have him back. We'll see if we can get him back for one of our normal eighth podcasts in the future. I gotta say I listen to Dan on the podcast and Dan was not his usual self. I think maybe he was censoring himself. Okay, if you're gonna call him out on it, Dan was Dan until the microphones turned on. If we start recording and as soon as we stopped recording, he was Dan again. I can understand that though.

No, I can understand it too, but you gotta, to get the full Dan experience, I think we have to secretly mic him. Yeah, I should maybe. You should do that. Because I mean, Dan says the humor is pretty out there. He's pretty fucking funny. And I can understand why he wanna pull that back in a little bit

when he's on a microphone where he hasn't been on a microphone before. It was an art cast of the internet. internet. We'll break him with that. All right, do I have anything else to talk about before we wrap up this micro-adition? We only have one more this week. Tomorrow, Friday. I heard a really weird thing that the FDA has done a blanket ban on flavored cigarettes. They're gone. I didn't know such a thing as a flavored cigarette existed. You had me in a drug store recently have you know this uh yeah behind the counter they have fillies blunts peach strawberry real watermelon yeah there's all these different flavors of

cigarettes for a while that's not for and tobacco in general and for some reason menthol made it through the man you know uh i've never met with grandfather didn't spend on forever i've never smoked cigarette in my life. You really haven't? Many of them. I tried once. When I first moved to Austin, seemed like everyone smoked. I bought a pack. And I smoked half of a cigarette. I like this is retarded. And I threw it away. I think I may have taken like a puff off of one of my friend's cigarettes, but I don't, I don't, yeah. Never.

It's definitely a learned behavior. Because the first time you try to do it, you can't do it. It doesn't make sense to your body to inhale smoke have you tried it I've tried it. Yeah, I probably smoked you know a few packs over the course of my life I'm gonna let you know a little secret sometimes I'm burning drinks. He'll smoke cigarette. I've seen him do have you have a smoke to cigar That's not true at all. I've seen you do it before when have I ever smoked a cigarette you might be thinking about somebody else No, I'll see you at two or three times since I've known you really I don't think I've ever seen it cool down I've seen maybe a cigar yeah every now and then I've done that I can't recall the last time

I think he did it one of my Christmas parties one time I smoked a cigarette Yeah, it's very clear in my head because it was really odd to me how I do remember that yeah because it's it's something I would never I'd never think I do remember that that was so weird. Yeah, it was weird Christmas party Yeah, you know when we have those drunk miss parties, I also don't drink that much. You definitely, you definitely don't drink much. Like, unless you're at my house. Well, that was one of my, I'm a terrible like binge drinker.

I don't understand that either, when they say in those sheets, if you have a problem with alcoholism, say, do you drink to get drunk? That seems like less of a problem than I'm just gonna drink all the time, not to get drunk. Right, I'm just gonna drink for the hell of it. Speaking of drinking drinking to get drunk you and your wife and my wife got hammered last night

You all have hangovers now, don't you I'm not home over my wife is though, man. I couldn't believe it Something about the mixture of wine whiskey and beer just I don't know I guess One point we ran out of the first bottle of wine and I had like half a cup Stills I've top myself off of a new bottle and I found out they were different kinds. Yeah, Merlowe and cab Yeah, that makes very well. How often are you guys gonna play planet glue? Whatever you're doing I'm a glue. I don't know like once a week once a week. Yeah, every Tuesday or Wednesday So odsc odsc a buy Cocid is it's not even an expansion. It's like one hour shorter than a halal three.

Well, don't say of course it is, because people do have questions of whether or not to buy it. Yes. Without a doubt, yes. Absolutely. I say absolutely yes as well. And it's fully engrossing campaign.

One thing I meant to bring this up the other day when ODST launched, and I forgot about it until right now, does anyone know how that reach multiplayer beta invitation works? I don't even see it in mine. Have you looked at it? It's this little piece of paper here. Doesn't sit. There's no, there's no like code or any information about that.

But you have to, you had to get ODST to get into the read beta. It's one of the selling points. Open up like on the menu. I think it's like the claim. Okay. Okay. That makes sense. Okay. Because it says visit like. Hello, dot xbox.com. Hey, let it Xbox.com or whatever. And then you go there and there's no information on it That was pretty impressive what you just did Gus you like your throat broke and then you cleared your throat without clearing it I have no idea. I'm glad someone noticed. He's a podcast veteran. Yeah Teach me. I think clear my throat without all right. Well, let's wrap this up because it's lunchtime

I want to point out one last thing out though one last thing is that we're doing these micro podcasts and when we do these, Gus specifically tries to keep them under 10 megabytes so that if you have an iPhone, you can download them over the 3G network. Can you download them over Edge if you have an original iPhone? I have an original iPhone I think. Okay. So you have a 3G. Oh 3G, I don't know. Anyway, well at least you can do over 3G. If you have access to the iTunes store, you just go to podcasts actually go to your podcast list in your player and then you go to drunk tank And you can look a more episodes and you can download them directly through there. You did that right? I downloaded in my car on the way to work today. I downloaded the one. How long does it take to download? On 3G it took me about two and a half minutes. Yeah, and I think the one you downloaded must have been like nine megabytes

So it's pretty good. It's a good speed. I've downloaded, I think the Blizzard podcast like that before. And I know we've mentioned this before, but it was on the podcast that we lost. Where do people listening on iTunes find the link dump? They should come to our site at RESTEETH.com and check out the Drunk Tank Group. Especially the list of everything we talk about with links to videos and stuff. There you go. Alright, well thanks for listening. We have one more tomorrow.

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