Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #28
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The Rooster Teeth, oh it's the Rooster Teeth
Yes, it's the Rooster Teeth podcast
It's the Roster Teeth Podcast
Okay, so that guy did one thing well and one thing I guess hairably I'm not gonna say which was which
But congratulations on half of that sir
I guess Thursday afternoon rhymes better than Wednesday morning
Well, I've been getting a lot of shit from making fun of the songs lately
That's Mr. Bauer
Mr. Bauer. Yeah, you
Don't refund him or he'll shoot you in the face to reach a power
Mr. Bauer the rooster teeth piano. I've rewake every day Gavin. We got a new voice in here today. Hey, we got another guest
I'm a little disappointed honestly. Yeah, okay, so I came you know
I introduce yourself. Hey, I'm Jack from Achievement Hunter. Yeah, this is Jack from achievement hunter. It gabs a douche
So I've been listening to the podcast all week and you hyped up your mystery guest
We had twice in two different episodes and then then I listen to these podcasts and no mention
Well, hey, we might have another guest. I wasn't sure if we were gonna wait because you came a little late in the day a little later
Then I normally like to record the podcast. We typically do podcast that like 9 a.m. So yeah, yeah, so I do do that
That's when it takes fucking hours to get the shit turned around
This is I'm gonna let you a little secret on how work works how you when you not fucking
Jobless and living in an apartment with a cat to cat most peep two cats
Most people get up early in the morning like let's say seven eight and they go to work and they're there by nine and at nine o'clock
They start working, but I stay up to like seven or eight. Is that count? P.A. you're a highly touted guest? I think we should have had a couple of others
by the way.
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You keep us updated on your arm. I'm sure everyone's fucking fascinated and can't wait
Yeah, please how your how the situation your arms tell us more about how you're a fucking winp
Oh, geez. That was that was my own clicking. That was his elbow. Yeah, yeah, hey Jack
So you just got in today and we decided to drag you in here under the podcast
Oh, what games have you been playing? What do you what do you been doing? Well, I mean I've been working on the oldest ODST audio files
That was my big thing I put together that map like the day it came out so too slow
Thank you. Yeah, no, I mean that was a thing. It was kind of like it's kind of sad seeing these things popping up because the I guess the French leak or whatever
So people were getting access to the game earlier and putting out stuff and it's like we play by the rules and get screwed
Yeah, some people broke the street date. What do you say right as well? Some still yeah, they don't always happen always happens
Actually, there's a store near where I live out in LA that that regularly breaks street
But they actually broke street and sold out of odious tea I could get there I bought I got kind of fucked, but it worked out well for me
Gus and I both pre-ordered ODST through the banner ads on our website
We thought like hey, let's support ourselves right?
the pool and
So on Monday Gus logged into GameStop.com to check and get a
Tracking number for his
I thought that's a great idea,
so I'm gonna check my tracking number.
It just said, your order's been canceled.
No reason why I was never notified.
I just want to say,
they tell me via email.
I just want to say,
our banner ads work.
They do worry now.
Everything's great, please support them.
Jeff, I'm sure Jeff did something wrong.
I know there's fucking ruin, there's a good,
there's a really good chance,
I love game stop, don't get me wrong.
But there's a really good chance that I fucked it up somehow
But I swear to God it said I placed an order I had an email and then I checked like you know a month later
And it just said canceled no reason. I never got an email telling me it was canceled
If I didn't want to spam it worked flawlessly for me
I you definitely I got a morning the game came out. I got my fucking code for Sergeant Johnson and firefight
I will say this though. I got up you know
I took my kid to school and then I went to target the morning it came out
I got to talk about like 815 and I walked in and there were no copies of it is to anywhere and I I walk up to the guy at the video game
Counter and I go hey, um, did you guys get halo odious?
He and he goes yeah, I saw that somewhere. Let me see and he had and he looked at me goes
Oh, yeah, we haven't put that out yet. We should probably do that at some point
He said boxes of it on the ground
Yeah, people might want to buy that yeah, yeah, I heard it's a big deal
So I waited I was gonna go to the midnight launch and so I mean, I don't know it's weird
But in LA there's not many Wal-Mart's and so I found this one Walmart like 10 miles away from where I'm living
Drill all the way out there like 1145 and I get there and I think I found the one Wal-Mart in America
that closes at 11 o'clock at night. I was like son of a bitch but I popped open the
iPhone and I searched for GameStop and I was in like literally the same shopping center
as a GameStop and there was a big group of kids out there. I suddenly got louder.
Yeah, that's awesome. Oh, but yeah, so I found this big group of kids and actually I
threw on the the RVB hoodie I have and some kids pointed out and like hey, reverse blue. Was it a big was it a big of it with a lot of people there?
There were probably about 20 people there. That's pretty cool. Yeah. I want to meet that guy said
It was cool. It's actually a group of these these four guys who had pulled their money together to buy ODST
Oh really? Yeah, it was awesome. Yeah, so they all had like their bikes with a little like basket on the front and everything
Like one kid ran in the can get ran out with it and held it above his head and they all cheered and I guess their mothers gave him permission to be out that late
There was a mom there with like a seriously an eight-year-old boy
Like waiting in line at midnight on a Tuesday or Monday that makes me sad on
On like 40 levels. Why do my mom ever do anything like that?
Well, A
It's like there's a mom who cares enough to go out with their kid. That's really cool B that kid should be in bed
Cuz he's got school tomorrow. That's not so cool. See there's no reason an eight-year-old kid should be playing any FPS
The Cubs invasion is a serious do we need as many people as we can get I don't think I don't think we're down to the eight-year-old
Lunge it show you we've got a few waves to get some Cubs scouts out there
Yeah kids are getting pretty good at stuff.
Like Millie can fully work an iPhone.
She's full.
Yeah, well she's full now.
She's one of those three.
She was three.
That is impressive.
A three-year-old can work an iPhone.
Yeah.
I guess so.
Well, I mean Joel can work an iPhone.
So I'm here.
What's the best thing about her baseline here?
Well, Millie's favorite thing on my iPhone to do is to move my icons around.
So I can't find shit.
That's a fun game.
Really obnoxious. I love playing fun game. Really it's not just.
I love playing that game too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She did this funny thing where she accidentally turned on some music and she was like, oh,
shit.
So she sat on it.
She sat on it.
She tried to hide the music by sitting on it.
Oh, so funny.
And we had to explain it to her that we weren't mad that it was okay for her to, you know,
she looked at me like she, she done something so much.
That's great.
You're gonna know stuff from you.
Oh yeah, definitely.
That's great.
Yeah, that's like a female gene though, right?
Turn music on or to hide shit.
Hide shit.
Or to sit on stuff.
The hide shit, and then slowly blame you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I looked at the back seat and she goes, I'm just pointed it, Gavin.
Did you really point it again? Okay, I mean awesome if you had she did her shift the eyes
Which Gavin I thought I'd do she goes
Yeah, that's great for poker
It's like a Mitch headberg. It was like me in the the that's charred hilarious. Yeah, look at this chart
Whoa, it's like me in the short where I like thinks the role of think it's looking around. Yeah, exactly
The ship the eyes going on this shift the guys
A but enough about being old and having a kid
Yeah, that's lame tell some more of them being a jobless loser in L.A.
Hey, I'm seeing gentlemen Broncos tonight. Oh, dude. I want to see them
Yeah, yeah, the germains in town and I guess Jared Hess is in town a fantastic fest is starting tonight
So yeah fantastic and for the people that don't know what fantastic fest is What is it? It's a film festival run with the Alamo draft house here in Austin along with ain't it cool news
Which is a big movie rumors news website?
There's on forever also from Austin. That's also based in Austin and yeah
It's basically like it's just a genre festival. So it's like action, horror, sci-fi like stuff that wouldn't play at Sundance
We'll play here and now Jeff knows what fantastic fest is
No, I knew what I wanted to begin with
Knowing this half the battle. It's turning into quite a festival. Yeah, it's you know, it's getting big
It's getting really like legitimately big. Well, I mean, I'm nervous though because like South by Southwest did this about five years ago
We're starting getting bigger and bigger and like hey now we have printed badges with our pictures on it now
It's hey more celebrities are showing up and oh now there's paparazzi's in on like and like now you now everyone
in Austin has no longer has the ability to go. Yeah exactly and now badges cost $500 and it used
to be that is fucking terrible right like it used to be you could go into any film everybody was
just focused on music itself by Southwest. So you could go catch all kinds of awesome
premieres and just walk up, no badge, nothing.
Like I saw the world premiere of the straight story
of the David Lynch film, and I just walked up
to the Paramount and I bought a ticket,
there wasn't even a line, you know, and just walked in.
I mean, for a movie like the straight story,
there was no line.
Well, the crowd wasn't around the corner.
It's David Lynch, it's a big deal, you know,
and kind of heart-of-a-leave.
Okay, thanks, genius.
And, but anyway, now it's like, there's no way, no way you can pull that off.
Yeah, Southby's got, I mean, if you don't have a badge at Southby, there's almost no point
in trying to go to certain theaters.
I read that this last Southby, you know, happens in March.
Yeah.
And I read it in the month of March, Austin had 300,000 tourists.
Jesus.
Wow.
I believe that.
I mean, I absolutely believe that, that especially watching like watching when the music
Like festival portion hits of South by it's ridiculous
South I mean like six street becomes just a parking lot of human. I live
About Gus and I now both live in a neighborhood about five minutes northeast of our office
Which is like we're not technically downtown, but we're like it's about two miles from yeah about two miles two miles
There are with South by Southwest is so big and they have like 1400 bands playing over this
five days and all that shit that there are shows in my neighborhood in houses
like there's there's there's a music by the way that's gonna annoy the shit out
of you you're not going to park on your street during Southwest and like four
houses down there's gonna be fucking bass drums going until two in the morning
I'm gonna drive away fuck him yeah I can try to park him uh that's it good yeah and
you know we're you know our office is above a restaurant and the restaurant below us books music gigs.
Yeah, yeah, I've never seen that. There's like a fast food restaurant. Yeah, there's there's people out there playing music.
You can't get in the front door because there's like an amp in front of you.
Yeah, we have to come in the back door through the alley. And there's people playing out there too. Yeah, you got to go through the
used condom and syringe alley.
Step over the drum circle on your way and yeah, it's pretty rough.
That alley's fucking nasty right there.
I just press.
Yeah, but fantastic fest starts tonight and it should be fun.
I'm checking out Zombieland tomorrow night, which I'm really excited about.
I've heard nothing but good things about this.
I was excited about that movie until I saw the trailer.
Really?
That show was horrible.
Really? Yeah. It looks like Lefford dead the movie. It had interesting elements to it
Like I like the idea of Woody Harrelson's kill of the week thing. Yeah, you know
But everything else about that trailer was bad. Oh, oh there was one other bit at the end
Whether all using Puril that was kind of funny
But everything else is just kind of gross. I have not seen the trailer yet
But I know
Thousand was speaking a very highly in the movie. I think he saw it the other day. Oh, he liked it. Yeah, guaranteed we're not gonna like it
Well, we love last death but Gus and I never agree with anything he like
He's he's a weird barometer of movies. He does I will say he does have a weird barometer
I will say about this too. I would never argue with him about a movie
No, I win that
He's one of those. Yeah, you okay
It's like trying to argue science with Stephen Hawking. No, you, you're okay. You just give it a wide way. I'd be like trying to argue science with Stephen Hawking.
You'd be like, no, okay, you know what?
I'm sure you're right.
Somehow, I just don't understand.
This is obviously my problem.
Yeah.
It's true.
Yeah.
Great way to alienate people who on our website now, Jeff.
No, I just said that he was smarter than me.
Which, you know, is probably 96, 97%.
The population. So, Jack, how long did it take you to compile that map
to your day? Yeah I literally I got ODSC and started playing it my first run through with
a friend of mine. I think we got 27 of the of the logs or that point. So at that point did you
actually have to find them yourself with with no like no because we I mean I guess the dirty secret is you know we use assistance for other things to help us and
speak for yourself.
Well when you're looking for log is I've got to get them out quick and so yeah so I mean we found the first 27
and then the next day I guess I slept for a few hours the next day woke up got the last three.
And one of them one of them you can only get a certain point, right? Yeah, well, the last one, log 30 is actually
you have to collect the first 29.
Right.
And then I don't know if this guy to show us up
and kind of leads you to the last one,
or like, I don't know if he's not there if you don't have him.
But if you listen to the story,
like there's a whole like B story that goes along
with these audio files.
And it's sort of an inch, it's kind of like Dead Space, space actually where there's a whole other sort of story like the the guy in his
wife from Dead Space. Yeah. Like, you know, it has nothing to do with the real plot, but
nothing to do with the main plot, but you'll see stuff. I'm like, oh crap, that's the
that's the dude. And then, you know, it's it's similar to that where it's absolutely
loved that. Oh, yeah, it adds it's had such a cool little bonus to the game. It's like,
oh, yeah, that like that one body right there. I know who that is and that's awesome
I cuz I haven't listened to any of them yet
Yeah, no, no, that's a lot of texture too and it's kind of cool too because you get it like it goes backwards
Like I got on my first playthrough. I got like six or seven logs, right?
And they're talking about Virgil in the law
I'm not gonna give any spoilers, but you know like the girl in the log is talking about Virgil interacting with them and stuff
And then at the end of the game you find out who Virgil is and you're like oh shit. That's Virgil. That's kind of cool
Yeah, I said I wonder what the best way to do it is I best I guess the best way is listen as you play the first time
Yeah, the best ways to try to as they appear naturally in the game
But the problem with that is that like I don't understand how they unlock because sometimes I've gone to places where I knew
There were logs and they're not active. Yeah, that's it's weird Like you have to like play through and actually pick up that gets the the clues of the mystery or whatever
You have to once you get those that unlocks more okay, like kind of as you go
So you sort of have to collect them and then play through one of the little side mission things and but you don't more
You don't really know which ones that unlocks, but I guess it doesn't matter just unlocks a certain number
But it's kind of it ends up being kind of confused. I mean that's the thing about achievement related stuff out there, though because I'm now really want to listen to all those
They're really interesting, but I remember in Haley 3 the terminals. I was like yeah this one this one
This one I never read them. Well, then I went back and read them. I was like this is actually awesome
It's because you don't read
We were to establish that podcast. I was making a valid point
Where are you? Well, I think Jeff made a valid point. I can read
Your valid point will be edited out of the final
But yeah, the logs are pretty cool and it's it's a neat little addition
Yeah, but and they say like the game is very linear too
So it's you know, you can literally collect them in order not in order
I mean no matter what you collect it's always gonna play the audio files and correct orders is very cool way to do it yeah so you don't have
to worry about that but the way the way the the log save is very weird because
like if you started co-op game with somebody and then you collect like 28 logs
and then you go jump into someone else's co-op game already in progress your
logs all vanish really you pick up from wherever whoever host the game huh but
then if you go solo again I guess they just want to make sure that you collect the
logs.
What if you have 28 and I jumped in your game having none?
What I then have 28?
I don't know.
It's not really explained well.
It's not like once you have it, you always have it.
I don't know.
I had issues with it.
I still have trouble trying to explain it to people.
I think it's probably a situation of us not
Understanding that works, you know, that's not shocking. Not the games fault. I have a question for you as well, Jack.
This is the achievement I was trying to get the kill 10 engineers all the engineers in specific places
Or do they just randomly pop up with random fights? There are areas because I know you have to do it as the rookie at night
Right. Yeah, there are areas where sort of they congregate
There's like little sort of like plazas
that are behind security doors.
Like a lot of the audio files are actually in those areas.
And like there's usually two or three of the engineers
are kind of like in those areas too.
So if you really just kind of keep your eye out for those,
maybe you can mark that on the map actually.
Because that would be cool.
If they're in like certain places, I'd love to know.
Have you got this place?
Do you have that achievement to kill the 10 engineers?
No, I do not. Okay. I walked in on two engineers in one of those, you know, like,
two old houses and like they weren't. But they were healing each other and I only had like a crystal.
And I could not kill them. Tannicles everywhere.
God, this is being gross. Yeah, I've all. Sounds great. Slammy. This is my duty trip to Japan.
It does. It's just like being back in my hotel room.
Yeah, gross.
Yeah, that sounds awesome.
But yeah, and I guess now, I mean, you got, I mean,
Jeff, you and Engav have pretty much wrapped up
the rest of the achievements.
I'm assuming you're going through the achievements.
We're getting there.
I captured today, I captured the VidMaster Challenge
Classic, which is to beat a level on legendary
without firing a weapon.
That's going to be great.
That was an impressive run you did.
Thank you. I can press that. Yeah, so I got that this morning.
I was going to put the video out right now, but I had to shut my computer down to make a podcast.
Whenever we do the podcast, I always make Jeff show his computer off, because if not,
it makes this really like a blow dryer in the background. Yeah, my computer is pretty loud.
And Gus's defense. It's pretty unbearable. You put a muffler on it.
I'm sure there's a few more we can get in there, you know? and Gus's defense. It's pretty unbearable. You put a muffler on it.
I'm sure there's a few more we can get in there.
You can't go wrong with any Halo videos.
Oh yeah.
People want to watch them regardless.
So we'll do some more.
And it's one listening to Bernie Ruin Gabs audio.
Or anybody's audio.
We should do a video podcast with Ost like we did for a left for dead
Well, I fight great idea like a firefight podcast
I'm a left for dead survival mode. Yeah, let's do it. Maybe we'll do that. We'll see. Yeah, I forgot time maybe next week
Yeah, you gotta we're going back to a weekly schedule for the podcast. Yeah, there's been a lot of confusion about that
Like I caught a lot of people that like discovered on Wednesday that we had done this week long thing
I guess we didn't do a very good job
with talking about it.
No, I guess not.
But we don't buy too much open.
Typical, typical, yeah.
We don't promote anything we're doing.
We do a very good job with doing anything.
And people are like, holy shit,
I have four podcasts to catch up on.
That's awesome.
And then other people are like,
how are you gonna do this every week?
We're totally not gonna do this every week.
No, no.
Maybe every once in a while for like,
no, never again, never again it. No, never, never.
All right, well, Gus is in charge of the podcast
and he's the poor guy that has to edit
and deal with all this stuff.
Oh, yeah, the link dumps.
How difficult is that to get all the links and stuff?
He's like, can I cut nothing?
Can I start saying like,
can I start saying like, really hard stuff
to find on the internet?
Google can find it all.
Like Bernie mentioned that 20 years
till immortality thing the other day
and I was like, scientist immortality.
It was like the first one. The stuff that you would think would be rough is the easy stuff in the world
like I've done two podcasts for you. Mm-hmm. Since you were at a town or had stuff going on
two times and
First off it takes if it's an hour typical podcast an hour and a half
That's at least probably three hours just to edit the audio, right?
And then once you get it and it's it's like a 60 gig file
Which is a lot to work with once you get it and it's like a 60 gig file which is a lot to work with. Once you get it done Then you have to go through this
Clujie, Clujie process to get it into the correct MP3 format to go on iTunes
And then that's the part where I upload it and then I post it and then Gus takes care of the iTunes and Zun stuff
But I know that there's like a whole other echelon of issues
You have to go through to get it like editing XML feeds and shit
Yeah, then you have to like, update our XML feeds
and then you let, then you let iTunes know
that you've updated it so they can come and find
the new episode and it's a pain in the ass.
So Gus, this is a question.
What did you do before the podcast?
Nothing.
I said, I just typed, I played
and I have a speaker and teaches typing
in my computer all the time.
Playing wow at work.
Oh, speaking of, so are, are you going to try
to talk me in a while? Man, well, why was it's own sales person? Oh, speaking of it. So are you going to try to talk me in a while?
Man, why was it's own salesperson? Wow, yeah, yeah. Okay, talk to you in a
minute. So I always told myself I would never get in a while because I'm the kind of guy that I know if I start playing while I'm never going to stop.
I'm going to be that kid who passes out day in his chair. I'll say this, if you're going to play, if you're gonna play well, play through once right now, just play the level 30,
okay, you can do it in like four or five days,
then see what you think, take a break,
wait till cataclysm comes out and then play again.
If you're gonna ever, don't wait till cataclysm comes out
to play your first experience through well
because it's gonna be so dramatically different,
I think you would really appreciate it if you played it now
and then see how it's gonna change next year.
Wrong, count the point, okay, cataclysm. You need to play through the entire thing all 80 levels now before it changes forever and you can never see it again
Well, that's what I'm saying is he should play it now so he's getting I said 30 but play
I just guys wanted to see the starting areas and get a flight feeling for the game
But yeah play through the game now and then seriously it's worth it
Yeah, it's never gonna be the same it's gonna go away
I mean the whole idea for the reason why I kind of wanted to play it was to get some
MMO experience under my belt for when Old Republic comes out.
Because I'm totally like, I mean, I have a friend who's a producer on Old Republic and
I've seen stuff.
I mean, it looks so good that I'm like, I'm gonna have to play that.
And so I want to get used to this sort of the way MMOs work and guilds and all that crap
that I know absolutely nothing about is just to make fun of people who talk about it
I think older public's gonna be dramatically different than wow, but they're still
Fundamentals that carry over between any MMO like knowing your class roles and stuff like that. Do you did you play Cotar at all?
Yeah, yeah, I played the Cotar games. Okay, cuz I have the feeling it's gonna
Nice to be all Republic. Yeah, I'm initiated. Sorry, forget I get the sense that it's gonna be a lot like nasty old public
And that's the fact for that matter So as I'm familiar with those games's going to be a lot like National Public and Mass Effect for that matter.
So as I finish with, those games
you'll probably have a good look up.
How do you have time to do those games?
How don't you?
You're 21 year old kid.
You don't have time for those games.
I'm going to tell you how you have time.
OK, A, you're 21 year old British kid
without a girlfriend, right?
B, you live at home with your parents.
C, you have a job that maybe you work one or two days a week.
Sometimes you'll work four or five days, but then you'll have like two weeks off. That's how you do it. You have no life.
I still don't have time to spend eight hours a day in front of all.
You do leveling up.
You don't even have to play eight hours a day.
Yeah.
You can play way less than that and still get the same amount of enjoyment.
I can't play, I can't sit down and play video game for more than an hour and a half.
I just don't have any tension to spend anymore.
And I still managed to beat through all those 40, 60, 80 hour games.
Oh, you can do it.
I'm very impressed.
You shouldn't be.
But you should realize that you have the time to do it.
No, I'm not gonna waste any time with this.
Yeah, I thought we were gonna get through a podcast and I'm gonna get an angry at it.
I really thought we were gonna do it.
I was waiting for this.
I was waiting for Gus to punch Gav. I guess to experience this first head.
Oh, this is so good. I'm gonna tell you something Gavin, you're gonna learn a
life lesson and I want you to remember this. I love that you're so wise. I'm
passing down all this wide knowledge. He's old as my young 21 year old brain.
He's old as fuck dude. Listen, he's older than anybody in this room, okay? 34 years old.
And I have a four year old daughter on my belt and two wives, okay? I've got a
fucking, I got six lives worth of experience. I've looked at the army
I've done it all my friend and I'm gonna tell you right now. How did I live this long without you?
You have you didn't because I've known you for five years
All the time in the world and one day some you're gonna fucking
Roofie or trick or do something to convince some poor
Poor most self-esteem girl to marry you, okay?
You're gonna lock her down and she's gonna wake up 10 years later and that's gonna be a whole other deal
And she's gonna realize she got duped but beside the point at some point you're gonna trick some girl in the marrying right and then you're gonna have
A kid and one day that kid's gonna be like six right months old and you're gonna have your job
Working at the fucking factory or whatever. is you're doing in England, right?
Pumping out, fucking bad teeth.
And you're gonna wake up and you're gonna go,
oh, now I have no time.
I would give anything in the world to invent a time machine.
I mean, I would, but I don't have the time
to invent a time machine to go back in time
and enjoy at least a week of being a 21 year old dude
without any responsibilities.
You have all the time in the world.
Yeah, you have all the time in the world,
and you don't even fucking realize. You don't appreciate it. All right, check back on Wednesday for the time in the world. Yeah, you have all the time in the world and you don't even fucking realize you don't
appreciate it. Alright, check back on Wednesday for the next
fronting. You don't get the end of the podcast. Just does.
I'm gonna fucking beat you. Now I'm mad.
Oh, this is awesome. You know, so it was a user on the site who
left a comment saying she found that the parts of the podcast
try got mad at Gavino and yelled at him were uncomfortable to listen to. She got upset. She was really
really. She would not enjoy any 10 minute period in our office.
Well, I'm glad there are people looking out for me. No,
they're not looking at all. She was looking out for her own comfort
level. Well, while flying out here, I listened to the previous
podcast from this week. It was funny hearing Bernie talking about
him and Gav going to Seattle for ODST and then coming back and be like, God damn it
Being with Gav killed me. It was like that. It was fantastic here. I'm like so happy that all of a sudden hating Gavs
Yeah, I'll do that to you. All right anything else before we wrap up here folks. No, I don't think so
Maybe Jeff has some more like two-minute spree of wisdom
All right, well, we made it through the week. Never again.
Never again.
We have some Wednesdays from this point out.
It was fun.
Thanks for having me.
Thanks for listening everyone.
Bye.
Get the fuck out of here, Gav.
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