Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #29

Episode Date: September 30, 2009

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Twisted metal, now only on peacock I got fucked I got fucked by knuckles Dawson And I challenge us they'll only have to fight us It's like after refreshing to see a-in who finally knows when to pull out. It's embarrassing, it was the same person. Hmm. Yeah. Hey, I am definitely. The Therolla. I'm Joel Han.

This is Bernie Burns, Diane Lane, Alicia Pratt. Live You Money. I feel pressure that we shouldn't suck now after that song. I don't feel any pressure at all. As a matter of fact, I feel like we did all the work in that song. We did. We did all heavy lifting. I kid, what's that kid's name?

Don't give him credit. Don't say his name. It was Teresa Bach. Okay. It was not Teresa Bach. he's so negative about these songs. I Really things songs do we have like in the hopper you I Need to refill the hopper. I have a bunch of my email box having made it into the hopper We probably have like another 60 to go

By the way coming from the guy who's become mr. Negativity you've overtaken Gus no. No, every day you walk into the back room and you're like, you know what, I don't like about X? X sucks. You did a two seconds ago with your Mac. You did it with like four video games yesterday. Like, no, every, Gap talks about it at home, we get home at night, he's like, what's wrong with Bernie the day he was so negative

about Left For Dead or whatever. What, first of all, that's an example. What have I ever been negative about? Left For Dead. You were mad about the new achievement to get another 5,000 kills. Well, that's bullshit. I mean, oh.

Why did you grind out the really long one? That sucks. Yeah, I did. We were commenting the other week that because Valve decided to update Left 4 Dead, it took away one of my 100% of games. And Jeff said, well, you just get those achievements. And my argument was, I don't know what the achievements are,

so I can't assume that. BioShock put an achievement that I am never going to get, which is to finish the game on whatever, like, super difficult. What's the highest difficulty level on BioShock? The same difficulty you already beat at all. No, it's like, pretentious level. That's the highest difficulty on bio shock. And without dying or without saving.

So it's just BS. Bio shock is all bunch of shit. You don't hate about Jefferson. He says I'm fucking negative. For his Mr. positivity in here. No, I'm fine. I'm fine. I actually, I actually was going to come in and apologize to

Jeff for being so negative about his achievement abilities and then about yelling about the phone That's gonna alley Did he stop yes mission accomplished So speaking of negativity we finally made it through our week of our week long series of podcasts It's all go home. That's like a dead body just dropped out of something. So speaking of negativity, we finally made it through our week of our week long series of podcasts. I loved it. Bernie was talking to me about how he wants to do it again soon.

No, I loved it. Not happening again. Gus was a miserable Gus for a week. I fucking hated that. Well, how many weekdays are there in a year? There's 260? Well, that's fast. It's five days a week for two in a year? 260? 110.

Well that's fast. It's five days a week for two weeks a year? Yeah, I was doing the other way. I was subtracting the weekends. I was saying the 104 weekend days. Stupid way. Well you don't know. I mean you don't know what day of the week of the calendar your starts on.

It depends, but yeah. I was staring at my foot thinking I'm glad I'm not in school anymore. You're just like a test. You're fucking math people. We should have thrown that out to Jeff and see, what would last long? He's really drinking that out or the podcast itself. We were talking with Jack and Gavin this morning,

because Gavin was surprised that I knew some word and I have a decent vocabulary. But I was saying how I made up for it in school by being actually retarded when it comes to math. Like I was in like advanced reading and retard math at the same time. Real fast. Yeah. Like what was the-school math that you took in high school. I failed out of What comes after algebra?

Algebra two no no god no. What's the one that's like geometry? I failed both semesters of geometry in the 10th grade And that was it for me and math or 11th math after 10th grade Well, I took it. I just didn't pass was it? I almost I almost graduated with honors, too Well, you couldn't pass math in Alabama. Nope Which is weird because Alabama has the best teachers in the country, right? I mean and they care too. It's really hard to believe isn't that where jethore from the barely hillbilly's learned all the Extra work they put into those students and I couldn't I couldn't pass But how do you get a high school diploma without passing mathematics? I did two years. That's

not enough. I thought it's not college. I did I did general math in the ninth grade where I learned how to write checks. And then I serious then I did algebra and I failed geometry. And then for my senior year, I this is a brilliant move. I took chemistry and failed both semesters of that. So I failed four semesters of high school and still graduated. Wow. I mean I can tell you that when I was in high school I took physics my senior chemistry was a junior level class Mm-hmm and everybody had to take it you didn't pass it and you still graduated. Oh, yeah So what were the sciences you took in high school? I took physical science in the ninth grade You're right like general science. Yeah, and the 10th grade I took

Biology by I took biology, biology, 11th grade, I took chemistry, failed both semesters, didn't take it in my senior year. I didn't get any science. So you didn't pass math and science yet? You somehow graduated from high school? Yeah, I took two years of math, I passed two years of math to years of science and almost graduated with honors. Well, there's a reason Jeff's not an engineer and I think we figured it out.

Yeah. But I can read good. What percentage of your graduating class would you say you're in? I have, you're from Alabama, what like top two, three percent? I have managed to be dead center and everything I've ever done my entire life. First of all, when you say graduating class, you're already whittling down the class. That's very true. Absolutely. Or though maybe not, you know, they can't pass math and science. How big was your class?

My senior class was 356 people. And of that, how many graduated? Wow. Oh, that's 356 graduated. Oh, okay. There were, we started out this senior with 1300. Wow. That's a big class.

Did you really start with that, Manny? No, we started with probably 450. We had a lot of dropouts, but... Because I went to a very big high school in Houston. And my graduating class was 1100 people. That's pretty crazy. I think I had like 700 in mine. Yeah, I think we graduated like,

I think 650 graduated out of class about like 710. You know, my wife graduated with like 30 kids or something I think. I'm not joking when I say this my Graduating class had like a 54% dropout rate. Jesus really Yeah, that's it. What Jack just said was amazing because 60 kids in his class didn't graduate It's like do you know the 60 kids that didn't graduate? No, I remember because I was very focused on that because I had to stay in the top 10% of my class Because there's that the law in Texas where if you're in the top 10%, you go automatically you're accepted

to any public college in Texas. So I was very focused on staying in like that top 65 or whatever it was. So I think I ended up at like 58 so I managed to sneak under the line. But that's the only reason why I would know those numbers. Do you know that I only wanted to go to one school and I geared all of my academic career in high school towards going to Notre Dame. And I got into Notre Dame and I was fine. Then found out about five months before I went to college that my family couldn't afford to send me to Notre Dame. It was about $21,000 a year and it was $22,000 a year if I wanted to carpet in my dorm room.

So I went to Texas. I went to UT because I was accepted under that rule of 10% I just automatically had an in. So I didn't even apply and I got to go to Texas. Yeah, I applied to one school which was Texas and that was the only thing I wanted to do. Well, I don't know what it's like in Texas where you guys all went to high school but like in Alabama I took a sex ed class in eighth grade with a dude who was 15? Did they make you sat next to me? Did they make you have sex with somebody?

Yeah, I was like sex ed and CPR and don't get hit by trains. They bundle all this together. Is it like driver's ed and sex ed? No, I got a great driver's ed story. I'll finish your sex ed story. Final exam is an application to join the army It's the ads web But the guy that's at next to me would just bitch about how there was too much classwork in the sex ed class

You know and like hygiene or that nonsense a brush your teeth and shit And he was like soon as I turned 16. I'm a quit. I'm gonna work at the chrome in factory And that was what I was one of a lot of people are like in my school. Like, he turned 16 years old, dropped out of high school and started Cromen Bumpers was happy. I was there for the rest of the year. It was probably rich by now. It's good, man. He found his calling.

Yeah. You know, the factory is still open. I hope it is. I'm sure it still is. Yeah. But Bumpers did lead Cromen. Or they'd work at the paper mill. There was a lot of paper mills, you know,

on the Gulf Coast where I grew up. How quickly did you join the army after school? I joined the army when I was still in high school. Yeah, and very like midway through my senior year, but I went in the basic training three months after I graduated. Man, and I couldn't have gone faster. And then how quickly if I may ask, how quickly were you married after that? I got married when I was 21s, three, three years into. Two and two. Oh, you were what you older than I thought you were. Yeah, I got married like a week after my birthday or about a month after my 21st

And then the second time I got married the day before my birthday. I like to keep it run the same time Yeah, summer weddings are nice. You failed One calendar anyway, well, I was gonna say a Driver's it driver's it. Okay. I got a great story. I don't think I've ever told you guys a story. I went, I took Driver's head in the 10th grade or whatever when you take it when you're 15. And it was, you know, taught by some old basketball coach who didn't give a fuck, you know. He was probably like, I don't know,

five years from retirement, just did not give a shit, right? And I think of what the bunch of like, you know, dumb motherfuckers that needed to get cars to quit high school, right? And go to the bumper factory. Palafactor, the chrome factory, whatever. And there was this one dude, I don't want to say his name, I don't think he listens to our podcast. Really cool guy, he had this huge afro and he would just sit and pick his afro in class all day long.

It was awesome dude, we'd play Tic Tac Toe together. Really nice guy. But did not give a fuck about school. it story so far. Yeah, it is right Well anyway, we passed driver's head together one time and then one time my school had a big horseshoe in the front of it Where you would drop people off and I was walking past the horseshoe one morning and Printets pulled up in this huge Lincoln Continental and I looked over to my right and I noticed our high our coach was there that taught us high school driver's head. And Prentice sees him and goes, hey, coach, so and so, got my car. And the coach goes, hey, what's up?

And while Prentice was waving at my coach, he ran into a car, like T-bone the car. And there was nobody in the car. They'd stopped to like drop the kids up or something. Snashed into it, it was like a huge wreck. The coach goes, oh, I'm like, oh, wow. And Prentice looks at the coach and looks at me, backs up, in a robo way. And the coach just shook his head and went on about his day.

I think the perfect car I knew. Prentice didn't care. The coach didn't care. That was it. I hope the person who's car got hit isn't listening to the podcast. Yeah, they're gonna fuck. They're like, I know who it was now. All these years of searching. Have you ever been in a car rack? Who me? Yeah, no, no, no, I never know. I was in a car rack about two months after I got my driver's license I actually think it was a week after I got my physical license. I had a 1976 Chevy Nova This thing was like a tank. It was this giant-ass car. I bought it for a hundred bucks

Me and my dad worked on it for like eight months fixing up it up, ready, like when I turned 16, I was gonna be driving it. And I pulled away from my school with a buddy of mine and a woman was actually following a car like tailing him, really, really close. And then he slammed on his brakes. She slammed on her brakes and my car just, I break, but I just slid and hit her bumper. And it was one of those things where your brain

just doesn't comprehend like two cars colliding like that And I literally left I pulled my foot off the brake and hit her again Well, it's like the you know the matrix when that helicopter hit the building and it kind of did that wave Like it wasn't sure what to do and then it exploded It was the exact same thing going through my head like That just happened and then I hit her again I was like oh Jesus Christ and then pulled off this side but since me and my friend are both miners they had to call like an ambulance and a fire truck and

it was it was rough so I mean yeah I was sitting there like crying over my car that I spent all this time working on and I felt like an idiot and it turns out the woman I hit was one of my friend's moms so I delivered it oh you're here in to disguise moms yeah so my favorite part about that story is that you cried like a little bit. Dude, I swear to cry so much time. It was this beautiful car and then from then on it looked like it had a black eye. Like I broke the front end and I literally looked like my car at a black eye because like the rim around the light was gone.

So it looked like this giant like mark on the front. It was horrible. That sucks. I've never actually hit or been in any kind of collision, but one time I did drive, I was looking at some chick, some trailer girl in short, short walk across the street when I was dropped my friend off from high school, and she was hot, and I was checking on her ass, and I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. I went in the other lane, and I made a van swerve into a ditch, and it was on two wheels, and the lady was like trying to figure out how to open her door, and I took off.

No, she's not listening. That's like the ultimate compliment to that girl walking across this. I don't know if she knew, man. She would even say that. I almost killed that lady. Everywhere I walked, there's these wrens. I might never want to fly. Funny thing about it is, I remember exactly what that girl looked like to this day. Do you remember what the van looked like?

Yeah, it was, it was light and had like purple stripes on it. Really? And there was a wheel spinning like this. There's a pool of blood underneath it. Exactly. When I read the newspaper article, the next day for all the people that I killed I remember all of their names But I would not assume allegedly I did that allegedly right? Hey, so let's just throw this out there if you had failed

Drivers Ed would they have given you a driver's license? I mean I Don't know if they let you graduate What if you failed to rent't test what passed the street test It's yeah, I failed driver's head so they gave me a driver's license I mean driver's head is completely independent of just because I was there I was there and I was present and I took it perfect attendance But he said that he's driving a Chevy Nova, which is like a tank Gus and I watched this video that was posted on slash Doc. Oh man, and it was to celebrate

It sounded like a lobbyist group. Yeah, celebrate it sounded like a lobbyist group didn't it? Yeah it did sound like a lobbyist group national highway insurance yes and I I I a natural institute of insurers for the highway or whatever and they started like this organization they started it back in 1959 and so to show how much that they have helped safety standards in the last 50 years they took a 1959 Chevy Belair and crashed it into a 2009 Chevy Novo, I don't know, Chevy, Chevy Malibu into a Malibu. And they just did it in a head-on collision where basically the driver side,

like the offset kind. Yeah, well, like somebody, somebody came across the yellow line and say they both hit the left side, the both the driver side against each other in a head-on collision, that Malibu destroyed that belayer. You think of it interesting? You think of it interesting. You think of it interesting?

Yeah, they hunt in the metal. No way, man. That thing was like Swiss cheese, that fucking Malibu cut right through that belayer, like nothing. That's a really cool test. It was, and it was very impressive to see the way when the bell air was hit. Basically, the way it crashed was to take every piece of the engine and put it in the cockpit, essentially. Yeah, put it in what would have been the driver's lap. Exactly. And they had a cutaway afterwards.

You know, they did an analysis of the dummies and they said the driver of the Malibu would have had possibly a sprained knee. Yeah, a minor knee injury. But that the driver of the bell air would have had possibly a sprained knee. Yeah, a minor knee injury. But that the driver of the Belair would have been killed instantly. Essentially, if they were lucky, they would have been dead instead. Wow. And afterwards they had a cutaway.

And it looked like the owner of the Malibu just decided to go and sit in a right car like to take a picture. And the cutaway from the Belair, his knee is up in his chin, he's all crumpled behind the wheel and the steering column's eating in. Is that the cutaway right there? Hold on. No, this is actually the video. We'll post a link. Yeah, I make sure to put it in the Linked up. It's really interesting to see because I used to own a giant old pickup and I thought oh, you know if I was ever in Iraq

Yeah, there's no way that anything could you know Cause a dent in this truck. No Any modern car would have killed me and I watch madman and you remember back remember back in those days when kids would sit on the laps in the front seat or they'd be jumping around in the back seat, playing basketball. Oh, dude, I used to lay in the back window of the car we had. Like that sort of that gap between the back seat and the actual window, we would get up in there

and lay down there as kids. Wow, probably not safe. Right, no, not totally safe. I mean, that was safe for the 80s though. Yeah, absolutely. There's a designated safe zone. There's 80s It was it was before they had the child on board stickers You just actually put your child in the window. No way that no people knew Yeah, it's rough. So you'll definitely have the post-alink to that. Yeah, it was really really great brutal

If you're into you know old cars crashing my okay. I can't imagine like Like being the person who's organizing this event and be like okay We need to find a car from 1959 that's in pristine condition. It looks awesome. Everything about needs to be perfect so we can fucking total it. But actually, when you see the video, I mean, it is very,

it's a very clear illustration of how much those safety standards have changed. Which is nice, because it seemed like everything we talk about these days is how nothing is as good as it used to be. And here's a very clear example of, you know, you would have been essentially a hamburger, if not for this car. You know, with a modern safety standards. You think they could take one of the new, the Malibu's and like put it through a Model T? Exactly. It would tear the shit out of a chariot.

I'd love to see a horse and a 2009 cargo to go ahead to head She's got a break. Oh, that's right the horse won I Horse fucking try to go up and over fucking crush up dude, man I'm driving down the highway and I see a horse I mean that's that's not I was one of like those weird scenarios where you know Jack says I hit something That's I mean you expect to kind of happen and your mind might just not catch up. But there's always scenarios like where plane crashes into a house. You can't possibly figure that out for like two or three minutes as to what happened.

Yeah. Why did my house just explode? Why am I on fire? What's going on? What is this huge metal thing? There was a cool thing that I saw recently while we're talking about vehicles where a company has developed a I don't know why nobody thought of this earlier. They developed a front wheel for a bike like a kid's bike Jeff you just bought your daughter a bike didn't you?

I did her first bike. It's got a gyroscope in the front wheel so the wheel doesn't tip over. Oh it's awesome. Instead of training wheels you just have a gyroscope for a front wheel. That's brilliant. Yeah, except it seemed like it'd be very hard to turn. I don't know how much you remember about using gyroscope. No, turning is fine. You can't. It's just the the leaning that would be hard. The turning should be fine. Leaning is a component of turning, though, in a way. Well, you're going super fast, maybe.

But when you're learning how to ride a bike, you're not going to fast. Speaking of it's pretty cool though It's that training wheel speaking of cool inventions with vehicles I was listening to mpr this morning and they're talking about how this company in Oshkosh, Wisconsin just developed a new kind of Humvee called an MATV, I think for troops in Afghanistan that is like Because it goes back to that when you were on the plane. We talked about a couple weeks ago. Yeah with the guy that it is like IED proof and It's like weighs like 20,000 pounds

Holy shit. And the bottom of it is a V So if there's an explosion under it it disperses out all the shrapnel and all the force to the sides of it And because of the weight you can't go up in the air. So it's essentially like totally safe for any kind of unexploded ordinance. Luckily, you'll be using this in the Middle East, right where all the oil is, so they can just plug in the pipe directly into the gas tank.

I don't know what the gas is, it's also like 19 feet long. Yeah, it's kind of crazy. An electrical cord, it's got like a oil hose that just runs off the back. You have to keep it plugged in and all the time. 20,000 pounds.

Yeah. Why not just drive like a bulldozer, drive a tank around. Tank's not going to get blown up by an IED either. Apparently, like the whole, the core of this thing though is it's the V technology. Like, at the bottom, that it's just like a soon something blows up, it just goes, whoop, right off the side.

Just make that noise. The harnessing the power of the alphabet for the good of humanity. This portion of the podcast brought to you by the Alabama School's geometry department. You know, I gotta say lower on the subject of math in schools. It doesn't make sense to math that we teach high schoolers. It doesn't make any sense at all. Like why would you learn geometry and algebra, but you don't learn finance.

You don't learn like hardcore percentages Like why don't we have a personal finance class as our basic entry level Well, or mathematics in high school in general math studies in the ninth grade They did teach me at a balanced a checkbook. They did teach you that yeah, I didn't learn a percentage We can you guys were all taking like algebra two and trigonometry and I took fucking general math I was like in fourth grade. I was taking idiot math. I took what I took like in like Algebra 2 and Trigonometry and shit. I took fucking general math. I was like in fourth grade. I was taking idiot math. I took like a check class, is someone like that.

Yeah. It was like part of like like health or something like that. They came in for like two days. I won't less than 10 months. I think a personal finance class and a typing class should be mandatory. Oh, I agree. Well, I think cursive is gone now.

So cursive needs to be replaced. They can replace that with fucking spelling because all you people are morons Take it easy god damn. I fucking pissed off about people who can't spell anymore. Well, it's technology I mean technology is gonna take care of all that in place. There's spell checks and these technology should take care of it already Everyone who spells you are as in like the letter you are and like they replace what they say with that makes me want a Punch a baby. I hate when people do that shit We have actually talked about putting in certain words into the website that if you type them, do it.

They're not type of, they're just you trying to spell things in a very dumb way that automatically bans you for a certain amount of time. We call it the grammar hammer. The grammar hammer, right? But it doesn't exist yet. I absolutely do that. My least favorite is C-O-S instead of because costs.

I don't understand that. it makes no sense at all. Like when I say BC I mean that's an abbreviation that makes sense. Costs. Yeah. Come on my list. My pet peeve right now is changing could of COU LD apostrophe VE to COU LD space OF. Could of. Could of.

People do that. Yes I see that all the fucking time and it's driving me insane. I thought you just said could. Could of. Could of. People do that? Yes, I see that all the fucking time and it's driving me insane. I thought you just say could of. Could of. Yeah, wow. God damn. It's okay. It's okay.

So sorry, I'm so sorry. You'll be fine. You'll be fine. Gav's not here for me to yell at, so I had to yell at the people who were listening yesterday. I just placed in the other direction. Okay, here's the funny story that I read the other week that I thought, since we're talking about dumb people, there were girls, and I don't know if they were in Holland or where they were,

but there were girls that were rescued from a fake big brother. I read you the story. Oh, that was in Turkey. Isn't Turkey? Nine young women tricked into joining a fake reality show and kept isolated for two months or rescued by the police on Tuesday. The women, some as young as night 16, were kept confined in a villa in the Burkoy's district of Istanbul and videos of them in the house were sold over the internet. According to the reports, organizers of the fake show place,

advertisements and newspapers that called for quote, contestants who compete in a reality show, like Big Brother, that will be broadcast on FX TV and interview dozens of would-be contenders. So they rescued these girls because they weren't allowed to make phone calls or anything like that. So we're gonna be having a reality TV show here. Yeah, that just sounds like a reality TV show that went bad. That's exactly what I'm saying. Yeah, I mean, they were broadcasting and selling it on the internet. That sounds legit to me.

What is a fake reality show? Yeah, I don't think they were actually broadcasting on TV. I think like they were a record series. They were recording them in private like without them knowing and then wouldn't let them talk to any other family or leave if they wanted to. That's a reality show. They will let you leave a reality show if you want to. I'm sure they sign some

sort of model release form, right? A model release form that covers imprisonment. There's a very fine line between fake reality show and reality show that just didn't get their TV deal Yeah, I guess so I guess so I mean you know they don't know going in that they're gonna get their TV deal for sure Have you seen the reality shows solitary? No, it's on it's on Fox reality. It's on Hulu actually I think it's it's the most interesting idea for reality game show I've ever seen basically they have nine people in a

Octagonal is that he said octagonal? Yeah, octagonal. Octagonal room. And all it is is them by themselves. And there's a TV monitor that has like a little robot voice, like a how type voice. And when they compete, they just compete with themselves. And then they go as long as they can. And they choose to quit. And so only you can say when you stop but you don't know when your opponent's quit. So basically you're trying to think have I gone longer than one other person who's dropped out. It's a really really interesting idea and I suggest you check it out if you get a chance. If you like that kind of stuff.

Okay, how can they possibly put that on TV though because you don't know when the show's gonna end? Well no, I mean well it's like nine people and knock out one person probably a day or two and then they edit it all after it's done. Oh, they edit. Okay. Thanks for the clarification. I was really confused. No, no, no, but like, I mean, it's crazy because like they mess with these people, like, for example, like, don't let them sleep. Like, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll let the what's that is Okay, let me go on no like they give them water because that would be nuts No, so so they'll go to bed and then once they know everyone to sleep But given 30 minutes and wake them up and then tell them they've been asleep for eight hours

Oh, wow like shit like that and it's really really neat. It's a it's definitely a my fun. So it's like Scientology exactly like Scientology Man, I'm entirely. I'm rolling back the clock. They can't fall for that shit though. No, they know what they're doing going in. I mean, they can't fall for the eight hours in 30 minutes. They do. Absolutely. They keep them like out of away from sunlight, you know,

inside all the time. And fall for that. If you were in this room, this room we're in right now, if you slept like even not 30 minutes If you if someone let you sleep on that couch for an hour and a half then woke you up and like you've been asleep eight hours Come on. We got to get to work you get up and get to work. I got a wristwatch Well, did you hear about the guy who got stuck in the elevator for a whole weekend? Yeah, like he was and he thought he'd been in there for like a day and a half And he was in there for like like like

Day and three quarters. No, it was more than that. It was like I got special army training. He was in there for a day and a half. He was in there for two days. What a lack of he was. He lost 12 hours. Jokes on him. Now he has X-ray vision. He's living in the future. Welcome to the full-length podcast Jack. All right. I'm sitting in the gav seat today. Tell us some more shit we don't care about. Yeah that dude that dude said because he keeps going up to the camera that's in the elevator and like waving to it trying

to get someone to get him out of there and he just he crumpled up in the floor. Taking my Gavin. Yeah pretty much. So we put him in the box in the back room. Oh I high five Gavin today so hard he hit himself on the face. I just want to say that so he can put on the link Don't you're like an asshole big brother. Yeah, hopefully hopefully I can get that video who recorded that? Oh, yeah, we I gav did with his his camera video crazy thing. All right. I'll have to steal that and see if I can put it up So now we have to video crazy thing No, it's like a camera phone that is crazy. You don't see those often no

It does like it in like slow mo like super slow mo. It's all downhill jack. Oh, I don't know how she's so his his His camera is a phone I just want to make sure I got this right Because when Gus has to when Gus has to fucking go to NASA to find the link I want to make sure we have all the information we need. He has a cell phone that's a camera. Yes. Wow. I think I've actually linked Umped his phone before. Yeah, because he has the one that does like 800 frames a second does it 100 frames a second which you Absolutely have to have for in your cell phone camera. Yeah, I wonder why don't we have that technology here in the US? I know.

Seems so helpful. Thanks for nothing, LG. Yeah, this is LG isn't it? I always think it's a Nokia, like it's a selfie. He's talking about the switch carriers in the UK to get the iPhone. Uh-huh. But now Orange has signed a deal where they have broken away from the exclusive carrier for the iPhone and now Orange and O2 will have it.

I think it's called O2 maybe called oxygen, but now he'll be able to because he is an orange customer He will now be able to get an iPhone. That's awesome for him. Oh did you do you donate did you enable MMS this week? Yes, what is that it's so you can text in the gizenship I love when people complain about a feature endlessly and then we get it and it doesn't matter I use it constantly MMS Yeah, I'm glad we have it because I used to receive MMS Well, I do do receive MMS a lot and it's a fucking pain in the ass if your phone doesn't support it. Plus like you have to take a picture with your phone and you want to like, I've only sent it to my wife. I got to fucking drop out an email to her through my iPhone whereas now I

can just click on that and say send to this phone number. You much faster. Yeah, but it's the same. Like when you click on the photo on your phone, me a photo email photo and send you know via MMS right there Yeah, except now I have to but it doesn't email it but it emails it to like her Yahoo male And then she has to go into a Yahoo male, but she can get the phone also get that on her phone. Yeah, but it's more steps Also, but also you have to type in email address. It's not saying that it's not I agree with you on this one Jeff. Thank you Jack It's not exactly the same. No, it's not if both people have iPhones. It's the exact same process You hit the male button instead of hitting the message button. No, you can even do it from the photo here No, I'm saying to get the message. Oh, right right exactly

This is this is great content for the podcast a physical It's faster. Yeah. Okay. We'll have a speed test. Yeah. Definitely. We can do that. We can record that, too. We'll see.

I still think. I'll wait to get the video from you, Jack. And then when I get it, I'll put that in the lead. All right. We'll shoot it on a crazy phone. Gav's camera that is also a phone. Now, we'll say this. When they do introduce tethering, that will be a big feature.

Well, that's available now if you have your phone unlocked. Like if you have the black market app, that sounds bad. That's illegal. You jailbreak your phone. jailbreak. Is it illegal? I can't condone that.

As far as I know, it's against the terms of whatever. I guess that's true. I've never done it, but I know it can be done. Yeah. You know a guy who knows. I know a guy. I just can buy some stuff. I know a guy who's read the internet before

It's not a big deal. You're not a fucking hacker. You followed a how-to on goddamn Google I'll be perfectly honest at this point in my life That kind of stuff. It's just it I like to read about it and read that other people are doing it I just don't care. Yeah, I'm not gonna mess with it I mean before before the app store is out. It was kind of cool now that the app store is out It's like anything you really want you can probably find in the app store is out, it was kind of cool. Now that the app store is out, it's like anything you really want, you can probably find in the app store for free. Yeah, it's like when I read, you know, ooh, they broke the DVD or Blu-ray encryption in two days. It's like, yeah, good for them.

You know, I'll rent it from Netflix, thanks. You know, I don't want to go out, I don't want to spend all my day bit torrenting and applying patches or ooh, I can get the chip online and break open my console for the end. No thanks. The only thing that that encryption being broken is useful for is for, like, backing up

and ripping your own physical media. That's about it. That's great. I'm not gonna do that. No, I do that sometimes. Like, if I don't want to take a DVD with me on a trip and I want to watch a movie, I might do that for-

I'll rip it to my hard drive and that's about it. I feel that's fair use. It's my fucking disk. I can do that. No, yeah, you, and I wouldn't argue that, but I would say instead of doing that I'm just gonna click iTunes and get it for 24 hours. Yep. That's a great point your loud bucks You're loud like one physical or one digital copy of any of your media, right? Like legally your loud. No really legal

You're like I like will bite by the law Mr. Law, no, I thought like serious. I thought like you could have a backup copy of your your physical media No, it's completely legal. Nope. Nope. You should you should prove that that you should prove your fucking point Where the fuck do I have to prove? I said burn a proof of his unguess. That goes on me It'll be in the fucking link dumb making you look like an idiot. Yeah, I'm sure that will make me look like an idiot I just watched my first. Sorry. I forgot your face does that job. Exactly. Thank you. All right guys Bernie watches first blue right? Well as part of my PS3 experiment me look like an idiot. I just watched my first blu- Sorry, I forgot your face. Does that job? Exactly. Thank you. All right, guys. Bernie, watch this first blu- Well, that's part of my PS3 experiment.

How's that going? You still, you still, still PS3 in it? Yeah. What are you playing right now? Gus gave me Metal Gear Solid 4 and I played, quote unquote, played some of that. You played the movie? Yeah, I hit play and then I watched it, you know, for a while. Um, I think that game's a perfect 10.

I played Uncharted. I finished Uncharted, and I loved it. I thought about going back and getting my first platinum trophy in Uncharted, I just don't think I'm gonna do it. I just, I gotta say, you let me sit down with Uncharted for about 45 minutes the other day. It was a blast. And you like the voice acting. That's great voice acting.

I don't know what it is about that. I don't know how to describe it, but like once you watch like the first 10 minutes, you're like, this really is like another level of what voice acting right and those cutscenes are really good They are I felt like a movie. I was completely enthully immersed. I'd like to borrow that if you don't with it Anyway, what else are you saying about the history? The uncharted two demo is gonna come out today Oh, yeah, the public today again comes that October 13th, I think yeah, so I watched 12 monkeys on blue ray because I didn't see no long time and I didn't remember it being a very good movie and everyone seemed

to like it a lot. What do you think? It was everyone seems to like it a lot and I still thought it wasn't a very good movie. I remember enjoying it but I don't know much about it. I like it. It's like it's I guess you're supposed to think there's some kind of big twist in it like it like kind of the story turns back on itself but it was to me it was fairly straightforward. But it was weird because it didn't fill my entire screen. The blue ray, I was really excited about seeing the blue ray and it must not have been a good transfer because it didn't look that great. I have that movie on HD DVD, actually, and it's a mediocre transfer on HD DVD.

I have Batman on HD DVD, too. And it's the first Batman, the Tim Burton one. No, Tim Burton. He did the first two. And that one was, yeah, that was mediocre, too. Yeah, he did the first two and that one was Yeah, that was mediocre too. I was really disappointed by that HD DVD Hey, so it all depends so have you seen a good Blu-ray? No, I didn't want to watch doubt as my first Blu-ray movie So I watched oh wait it for 12 monkeys. What about what about Twister?

That was always the thing they demo DVD with hiremer. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, it seems like Twister and Fitzelman movies come out at a good point in time Where they just they come out with a format comes out and they do really well like matrix. Yeah, matrix fucking move DVD player Matrix and on DVD and then a movie that nobody would have bothered watching had a not been for DVD was the fifth element I love that move the fifth element was in every HD magazine if they showed a home theater It was the fifth element up on the screen for the pictures. Not a great movie it's so colorful and has a lot in this lukebas on right yeah yeah stuff like that all the time hey I want to roll it back for a second I know I'm you my loop is on fan letter I just look forward to that every week I will say this though you know what loop is on wrote taken oh snap did he get the professional

to right yeah so I guess I can't make too many jokes about loop is on you know you're talking about Tim Burton's Batman did you see that photo I don't know if it's a new photo something a couple days ago the supposed leaked photo of Nicholas Cage uh like and I guess in a test Superman outfit it looks like a shitty Halloween costume when Tim Burton was gonna do Superman yeah oh it looks terrible I will put it in the link dump but dude that's awesome it's like a joke how bad it looks yeah like you look at it he's like is that a wax dummy that supposed to look like Nicholas Cage wearing a Superman out But it's like a bizarre Superman outfit, but it's like Nick Cage like flowing long hair like like con air con air hair Nicholas Cage on hair

Do you know what the the legacy of the Nicholas Cage's turn as Superman which never happened? Do you know what that ended up doing to that Superman project? I killed it then it killed the Kevin Smith script. Yeah. Because he was the guy who basically acts the Kevin Smith version of Superman, which was a good script. I read it way back in the day. Do you know why he killed it? What his main complaint about it was? Spider. He said that in one of the scenes, he's getting shot at a Superman duck behind a rock.

And Superman doesn't duck behind a rock. That's what he said. Did you say this? No. That's what we said. The cage said this. Fucking dump the script. Apparently he really did not like it. Wow. Did it have too many words? That's too much reading. See from Alabama.

Where's Nicholas Cage from? Alabama. I don't know. He's a copolo, right? Yeah, I would guess California somewhere. Yeah. Yeah. I'm actually looking

this photo right now it's terrible yeah I'll put it in the link oh don't worry oh dude I saw the imaginary of Dr. Parnassus he fledger's last film the Terry Gillian movie uh-huh really good really really I mean it's it's definitely a twisted movie if you've ever seen a Terry Gillian movie he does some weird stuff I hear people love 12 months yeah there, there you go. Yeah, there you go But like the last movie I saw of his was Tideland, which was a really fucked up film I thought he peaked at time bandits. Yeah, but but this one this one's really good. I enjoyed it It's it's more straightforward than a traditional Gilliam film, but

The and like the imagery and it's really really good. Didn't he do that brother's grand movie? Yes, he did yeah, that's right. It was it was Damon I think yeah, yeah, that's right. I didn't realize Terry Gilliam did that one. I do like her Terry Gilliam, but that was not a good movie. Yeah, this one's this one's really cool And there's a girl in the movie named Lily Cole redhead horse. Oh very hot That's not real I'm showing that's the picture of Nicholas Cage, a Superman right now. Dude, that looks like they superimposed this face

on an action film. It looks like there's some kind of prosthetic device for the given muscles. By the way, that's a dude needs a fucking tan or something. Yeah, that's a bad picture too. It's like they intentionally try to make it like as bad as possible.

Yeah. But no one's come out to say, no, that's not right. So that does that mean it's legit? I didn't say it looks unrealistic, I just said it looks bad. No, no, but I'm saying no one from Warner Brothers, not Tim Burton, you know, Nick Cage. No one said that's not real. It's on the internet so it has to be real, Jack. I read, I just read the headline, but supposedly the company that owns Terminator rights,

file for bankruptcy, and now the Terminator rights are up for sale again. Again? That's studio canal. I don't know. That's interesting. But it's, supposedly, Terminator is the most sold property of all time. Apparently, it's the property that bankrupts the most amount of companies. Yeah, no kidding.

I guess Sarah Connacle didn't take off like they hoped. I was thinking of which. Go ahead, sorry. Fucking dollhouse. Oh, I haven't seen it. Please don't spoil it. No, I hate dollhouse And you know they were gonna ask it after the first season and You know this big petition online and was like got to save it everyone's gonna watch it

It's gonna be great fucking season two premiere even lower ratings in the season one finale It is true. It is true. It's just been on this fucking nose dive I will I will say the first season started out really bad and then got very good towards the end And I haven't seen any of the second season Except I think I think the put the point that Gus is making here is here's yet another show Oh, yeah, where we went through the whole internet petition process Then the show comes back on the air and nobody watched nobody follows through Well, everybody signs a petition, but then nobody watched. I mean, though the only show that's come back

That's actually Succeeded quote unquote to be family guy, right? But that wasn't brought back because of a petition that was brought back because people bought the DVDs you know and then once again for a concrete reason that's yeah that's what makes if you want a show to be on the air and you like it you've got to support it in the in the more traditional manners otherwise just watch web stuff and that's it. Recreation storecom slash DVDs.html. Speaking of... Look for a repressible recreation coming this fall. Speaking of stuff coming back on air.

Did anybody watch the first episode of the office? Yes. Season 6? No. I've seen the first, not the second episode. Man, Season 5 was a roller coaster of good and suck, but that was a funny fucking episode. That was the one... It's not off of the parkour.

The parkour. Did you hear about the whole web soup thing? No, I don't know what that is. So, web soup, which is a Chris Hardwick show. The guy used to host single out your 2G for now. I don't know, he has a show called web soup, which is a clips from the web. And they literally did an office parkour thing almost exactly like the office, like three months ago.

Oh really? And literally you can watch both of them. It's Chris Hardwick jump around and yelling, like, hardcore parkour, knocking shit shit over and then you see Michael Scott bouncing through knocking shit over yelling parkour the difference is everyone saw it on the office No one saw it on this. That's obviously true. So his web soup on television. Yeah, it's on G4 that makes sense No, they had web soup and then Tosh. 0 which is like the comedy central thing how many of those shows are there isn't like best week ever Those are the big two is Tosh. 0 and the web to be one with how many of those shows are there isn't like those week ever those the big two is Tosh.0 and the web to be one with Patrison Neal on VH1 as well. Well best best whatever whatever I've been going for a while now Yeah, and then way back in the day we had a fucking

Real TV with a modern shot What's that web stuff? Yeah, uh, yeah, same idea. It was real TV. I'm who was the other one max max x Max exposure. Yeah, that was given I think I think Max X might still be on I think you might still see it, you know midnight on Saturdays or whatever After USA up only there's before a break calm and before big boys calm. Yeah When you want to watch people getting car wrecks or catch fire You don't turn your TV on way way way back in the day You had to go to the thing called hardcore TV the burning I used to go to it was like

It was something they posted in the IGN forums, and that was really fun. Oh shit. I forgot about hardcore TV Yeah, yeah way well this like 98 99 Yeah, man That was a long camera go there's stuff that they posted back then that I still haven't seen you know The thing that I remember from then I think we're talking about every now and then and I'm sorry I'm sorry I might be able to find this for the link dump is that that video of the Jeep driving up the side of the mountain? And the dude's like, yeah, time up the mountain.

He's like, the guy with the camera's like, yeah, you're doing it. And the Jeep hits a rock. It starts like flipping backwards down the mountain. He got the camera's like, no. No. He goes from like shoe jubilation to like balling tears in an instant. That's awesome. I got a thing with Bernie the other day

where we were sending videos of miniature planes back and forth of planes just exploding. Like those guys who spent $20,000 on a miniature jet and then like it flipping and it's crashing into a ball of flame. Did they cry? Oh yeah, all you can do is just like pure shock on their face, like that work so hard just to, and literally just like a puff of smoke. Was like you it was like you and your Chevy Nova

oh god did they hit their mom's car their mom's friends car my car didn't explode though yeah I don't know how I like pockets of enthusiasts on the internet like you run into people that you've never seen before and they have one thing that's the most important thing in their life and they dedicate their entire existence to it that That was these people. I mean, they had miniature jets. I mean, the guy would be sitting there flying a deadly jet with a remote control. The thing was probably what?

15 feet long? Yeah, they were big. Wow, that was picture-ing. I was picture-ing like a small RC plane. No, these are huge. I mean, they sound like jets taking off. Yeah, it's like, just like jets fuel to pilot these things. Or flight these things. Wow. I'm bad for those guys now. No, maybe they should have spent some of that the money that they spend on the jet on fucking flying lessons

No, what would happen on this one? I saw like the guy was it was barrel rolling and he gets got upside down and it's pulled up and this one straight into the ground You hear somebody else? There goes 20 grand Here I'm gonna I'm gonna play this for you just so you can hear it What is it? It's a jet. Oh, there's a mini jet hopefully about here. Hopefully it'll be like Fucking YouTube dude that fucking YouTube dude, dude. That fucking YouTube, that could have been planned any better. Oh! Great enough to cut all that fucking license music. Man, that was awesome, Nathan. Why is it the first step everybody learns in editing video is to take, you know, their favorite, like, limp biscuits song, you know, or something and just put it over the top of an actually interesting video.

Remember the first time I've heard Kenny Loggins put over the video. But gosh, Bernie, have you started watching Friends yet? Friends. Friends. Friends. Oh, Friends. No. Dude, I yeah, you so you had never seen the show before before I told you to watch that one clip, right?

Nope. Yeah, I told Bernie to watch. Okay, anyone out there who hasn't seen Friends, it's on Hulu right now. I just asked you to watch the first episode of the second season leading up to the credits. Like right before the actual credits sequence starts, it's five minutes of incredible tense sci-fi. It's really, really cool.

I liked it. Okay. It has Joshua Jackson in it. You've got no allies in this room, my friend. So is it like Dawson's Creek and Space? It totally is. It's like Pacey is crying over. It uh, it isn't JJ. He's gonna produce her They have his name slider all over. Is he actually involved with it?

They just use his name. I think I think you actually wrote that episode the one I'm talking about like he's written a few episodes They got his non-usian Mexican equivalent Juan Juan Abrams Hey speaking of famous people writing stuff, do you guys see that the season premiere of The Simpsons was written by Seth Rogan? Yeah, I saw that. And it's only the second time a guest actor has written an episode of The Simpsons. Was it Michael Jackson, the other one? No. Do you know who it was?

It was Seth Rogan and the other person, it was Rick and Jervais. Yeah, Rick and Jervais, the only other person to write an episode of Simpsons. And that was a good episode he wrote too. Do you know I heard when Michael Jackson died I heard that They couldn't get the rights for Michael Jackson to sing on the Simpson So the Michael Jackson episode of the Simpsons is actually sung by somebody else. What? No, I think I heard about that too. Really? Like it was never actually Michael Jackson that Lisa that's your birthday Lisa Yeah, yeah, it's I him singing that they they had a Michael Jackson impersonators singing Those

That sounds like the hardest thing ever I did not know that I'm a shock now so are the little little a little Frazel sorry, are there going to be more or less Michael Jackson impersonators now? I don't know probably more for a while while. Well, they were dropped down. Yeah. And then back up. They were dropping off quite a bit. Yeah.

I don't know if the impersonation thing is as big as it used to be. I always wanted to get like a like a Billy Crystal impersonator. It's like come to a party. Just like rent a Billy Crystal impersonator for a day. Why? Why not? I mean, the fuck would want to talk to Billy? Exactly.

Get drunk and his harass the poor Billy Crystal impersonator. That sounds like a That's not a label. No, it doesn't it doesn't seem to be as big a thing to me when I was younger It's it seemed that someone who you do impression of a president or of you know a famous star was a very big deal But I don't they have those guys now on the web doing those hundred voices. Yeah, in a hundred seconds Oh, and the Frank no, no, no, sounded like a guy. Hey, have you seen the documentary you can get at the Netflix Confessions of a Superhero? I met that guy. Yes.

Have you seen it, Jeff? No, I can't. It's in my queue and I can't bring myself to watch it because the trailer is so sad that I just don't want to feel bad for those people for two hours. It's hard to watch at times. It's for people who don't know. It's just a documentary that follows the people in L.A up like superheroes in front of Man's Chinese theater or what's

they called, Grumman's Chinese theater and take pictures with tourists. It's really depressing. They're creepy people too. Yeah, the Batman guy's a little unstable. You can get on your Roku. Yeah. No, I know it's in my queue. I just can't bring myself to watch it I did watch man on wire day that day though on your recommendation. That was really good No, it wasn't a year. Yeah, you haven't seen man on wire. Nope My wife watched it. She said it was boring That was awesome. It was the pacing of that was a little tough because you knew what he was gonna do the entire movie Yeah, and you had to sit through the whole thing

Watching and didn't bother me at all Oh yeah, I can see why you would enjoy the bohemian French lifestyle that that guy is yeah I'm already promoting the entire movie essentially, you know We're him and his buddies are out in the middle of a field looking on a big high-wire just doing nothing all day Essentially, oh did you hear about the the chick who dropped an f-bomb on a certain life? Yeah, that's funny That's interesting Her facial expression was great. Oh, yeah, oh, there goes my career They they they said they're not gonna fire her. Well, are they still around are they gonna get fine?

I mean what's gonna happen? It's after it was after it was late at night. So the FCC they're in the safe harbor I think it's what they call it was like 12 30 or whatever. Yeah, it was a 12 40 east coast. It wasn't a nipple So oh my god,, the world's not gonna end well. It's also was doing the cerebral halftime show I mean, you know, do you remember seeing the actual halftime show and then happened now? No, it's fucking funny about that you can't see shit on the TV. It's it was so small What's fucking funny about that is I had just bought my Tivo and I had just set it up And I like wow I got my Tivo set up for the first time ever just in time for the Super Bowl

I'm gonna record the Super Bowl just to test it out The fucking first thing is like the most controversial thing ever on television They still have that TV like in my attic or something It's like I could never bring myself to delete that. Oh, deep. I mean if you remember watching it It was like literally when they were on the screen They were very very tiny on the screen and like you couldn't see what had what happened It what I mean literally if you watch the actual footage from the broadcast feed. It was over instantly, all right.

Yeah. And you couldn't see shit. It was like, did he just pull off her top? Yeah. Whatever. I remember the guy running on the field before the third quarter started. No one remembers that. There was a striker who ran on the field.

And like, I guess he was clothed, but he ran around on the field for a long time. That's striker if he's clothed. Yeah. But I mean, like, he's like one of the the professional streeters that like is done like you know Wimbledon and soccer The professional streeters. Yeah, they exist man, but hard-carrying member The local 415 or what are local streeters and mason's? You know, but I mean like no one talks about that guy and like that guy broke on to the field and was like on like the this in the Houston stadium Whatever like right in the center of the field. You see his dick?

No. Oh, there's your problem. Why it looked really hard. There was two interesting things I thought that came out of that event, that wardrobe malfunction. The first was that Tivo said after that that it was the most rewound event in the history of the Tivo. That was scary. Because I didn't send my Tivo. It was me single-handedly doing it.

But it was scary to realize they could tell what people not only were watching, but how they were watching it. Yeah. That they could see that people were rewinding at that moment. I remember you and I being very disturbed by that. I could be both at Tivo's at the time. Yeah, and we have identifying information on our Tivo that says what we're watching. That's pretty creepy.

The other weird thing about that was that, you guys remember about three years ago, I went to the University of Illinois and I just speech at the University of Illinois. Oh yeah, yeah. One of the other speakers that was there was a guy by the name of, I'm gonna pronounce it wrong, but it's Jawed Kareem and he is the third dude that found a YouTube that you never hear about. You always hear about Chad and Steve and Jawed was a guy who started it with them then enrolled at graduate school, so he left YouTube to go to graduate school. And he talked about just the spike where YouTube did nothing, nothing, nothing. They couldn't get anyone to post any videos on YouTube. They were paying, trying to pay girls on Craigslist

to submit videos. I remember that. Yep. They tried to, like, they were going to pay girls a hundred bucks a pop on the advertised an LA Craigslist. If you're a hot girl and you post a video on YouTube, we'll pay you a hundred dollars. Wow. And they had a they had a video of the three of them sitting in one of their garages about probably about six months before the site broke wide open and they made $1.7 billion dollars selling to Google where they're sitting around. They're like, what are we going to do? I don't know. Things are going to be hoped. This sucks and the video cuts off. Like, they're just, you know, kind of like kind of hapless sitting there discussing this. Anyway, he said that what really helped Skyrocket them was two major events. And the first was the Superbowl

event because it happened. Everybody wanted to see it and yet it literally could not be shown on television again. So everybody went to YouTube to go see it. The other was when Tucker Carlson was ripped apart by John Stone. For some reason that video in particular was one that made YouTube. He showed like stair steps in their traffic after those two events. I would have thought lazy Sunday would have been another one of those videos. I think they were pretty well established by the time. I thought lazy Sunday and Tucker Carlson thing were around the same time. No, I don't think so. No, I think it was well after that. Oh, well, fuck that. And stupid. What I thought was very interesting is I'm sitting here listening to the speech and I'm just saying, not saying anything, but I'm thinking you just mentioned two things

that are copyrighted, you know, non-original content that, you know, that made YouTube what it is. You're quitted from making YouTube what it is. Exactly. Two things you don't know. You made two billion dollars because stuff happened in the world. It just shows like Matrix on DVD or Fifth Element, right? It's right place at the right time. I was Jan at Jackson. I'd be knocking on YouTube's front door. I want a fucking check.

I always told some of the guys we knew that we worked with that went off to YouTube instead of going the more traditional route. Yeah, the YouTube probably owes them big fat checks. Yeah, no kidding. The more traditional route on the internet well you know I mean you know build your own webpage yeah yeah as opposed to you know being an icon on YouTube so we've always been big proponents of making your own webpage as always I

think we've talked about that before yeah probably yeah do you remember geocities back in the day like yeah of course I remember making like two or three websites on geosities and like see cities tripod angel fire i think i think it was geosities dot com slash hollywood slash lot slash nine nine one nine nine one i don't know why is that still around uh no no geosities got pulled down nothing left no it's gone i thought they were part of yahu i thought you still visit those uh domains i'm pretty sure all geosities pages are down it was uh it was a uh it was a the lost world drastic park uh comedy website i had made it was my it was a the lost world Jurassic Park comedy website. I had made it was my friend

That does sound funny. No, I met this guy his guy named Dan He did Dan's the lost world Jurassic Park page, which was the biggest unofficial Lost World page like fan site. Wow. There's not a lot of lost world fans No, I mean like at the time. He had literally dozens of followers. I mean this is yeah Yeah, there we go. Geo City's is gone. No, Geo City's closing. Oh closing. October 26 2009. Wow. That's so. Month from now it'll be close. So sad. So go on there and make your Geo City's pages while you can. There you go. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own. Get your own and then he went on to Dan's JP 3 page and it was actually, I mean, his... What else is he done?

Well, he, that was a thing. So he did this community site for a, for a dress park and the guys that digital animal here in Austin were, I guess, saw his page because he did a wing commander page and they said they saw his sort of setup and they're like, hey, do you want to do the official wing commander of the movie page? And so they flew him in Austin and do the wing commander of the movie website and he did it and then they paid him and whatever. And I only knew him through the internet and then he ended up getting a flew in Austin to do the wing commander the movie website and he did it and then they paid him and whatever And I like I only knew him through the internet and then he ended up getting a job in Austin

I mean he flew to Austin. I got to meet him like did he get to meet Matthew Lelard during that process? No, we did go we did go to the fucking worth it wasn't he's in the movie though He's got a line of dialogue in the movie is like one of the background ships or whatever Today he's deleting investor on Delgo. Oh, no. I wonder if he knew our friend Paul that worked at Digital Landville. Oh, dude, our friend Paul worked at Digital Landville. Does he know him?

Does he know Paul? Does Dan know Paul? I'll ask Dan. All right, cool. No, Dan's still around. What the hell are y'all talking about? What do you guys go Paul? Yeah, what I'm gonna be.

No, fuck that. I want to go through, I want to go through Jack's contacts. I want to hear more I thought this will make this make make Jack remember some more great stories What are you always gonna come of that like okay great. We all know each other great exactly what we hope Then I'm gonna make a fan page about it You'll be happy to know that both angel fire and tripod are still online. God damn really great good for them man That's a talk about it if you wanted to create a space on the internet to live where no one will ever find you It's like high that's where you should hide out you can get 20 megabytes of this space

Can you really? Can I sign off my prodigy account? That would be like a web page today 20 megs is like one page Dogster is still in line, too. You remember what dogster is? Dogster? It was like a parody. Dogster is a parody of Friendster. It's Friendster for dogs. Oh yeah, I do.

It's probably more popular than Friendster. Probably is. Poor Friendster. You know why? Because dogs are loyal. LAUGHTER Then I'll go bolting when Facebook comes home. You know, Facebook came home.

And it fucking failed. Can dogs stick to their fucking house? That's it. I don't know how we can talk. Yeah, that's it. So I show Jeff a movie. I'm putting my'm putting my computer down here. I can try to surf the web for any more information or topics I show Jeff a video the other day with this guy guy from Netflix called sex drive. Do you guys remember that maybe what's the trailer for it? Awesome. Yeah, yeah, awesome. No, don't remember. I watch this movie. It's okay. It's really good

It is Taylor made for Jeff It's almost like he wrote it. I actually got depressed after I lost it because I thought, well, that would have been my point in life. We do to write that movie and now it exists. So what the fuck am I going to do? Maybe I can write the sequel. I do remember some promotion for that movie.

Yeah, it came out like, I just like spring maybe. I remember the donut with the gun. I remember every joke about that movie, every joke of that movie is about a boner. Yeah Pretty much I was watching it. This is it they talk about boner so much. I said all right. I got to show this to Jeff That's your tag and odyssey right? Yeah, of course bonner. What else the bonner? I remember there was one time when I was out um and I think you were single at the time, but I saw a girl She was sitting at table. What do you remember the circumstance that this? She was sitting and texting you, because this girl is like you. It's like a female version of you.

We were definitely somewhere where you would get to me eat because when she got her food, she clapped, which is what you always do when you get food, you clap. I think, well, or drinks, yeah. Whatever, you just like, whenever somebody's sure to say, yeah, you clap, and that always makes a waitress laugh. I don't know why it's a stupid but it works and She said that and she she said they said how's your food?

She is awesome it gave me a boner and I was like Who is this girl that's here? She was cute too. I don't know what what the deal like that is did you do you step through any portals on the way to the lunch? Probably stay away from the girl with a boner Hordles on the way to the lunch probably stay away from the girl with a boner That go claps and talks about boners that's it and she had no idea what a trap is always So she was just like you She's from Mississippi and she failed trigonometry in geometry trigonometry like I would ever

Consider taking trigonometry. Well algebra's got some trigonometry in it a little bit I mean, yeah, I'm sure I didn't pass that Have you ever in your life guys? Have you ever had to figure out what the area under parabola is? Jeff, do you know what that means? No. Has it come up once? No, never. So they're literally teaching us things that we don't need to know. No, no need for that. Well, all you move is cylinder ever come up? Yeah, yes once. They're not too long ago. What four condoms are? That's a cylinder, right? My mom's a swimming pool.

I was trying to figure out how much water it took to fill it. Hey, your mom bought a cylinder cool. Which way? Yeah, it was a cylinder. It's like an above ground pool. Oh, I see. Okay. Okay. That's awesome. That's it. Did you figure it out? Yeah, I did. How waiting for me? I was still in Draco. It's like an above ground pool. Oh, I see. OK. OK.

That's awesome. That's it. Did you figure it out? How much was it? I don't remember. How was it weeks ago? It just seems like that math is farmer construction worker math. That's what we all learned.

But at least the cylinder is real. Like that's an object you're going to deal with in every day life. Fucking parabola? Yeah. Are you ever going to build a suspension bridge? Probably not. Exactly. I haven't yet a hold on hope that maybe that'll come up But it's got a lot of life left in it Oh, we did that in calculus in high school. We actually built a bridge to

Have real-world experience building bridges. I don't know. Did you really? Yeah, we did we built we built like a 50 foot long suspension bridge from Oh, we had like an atrium area in our high school And we built one it literally suspended from one end to the other end of our atrium Dude, I'm learning so much about you. How long did that take? It was like a two-month project. We had a we had to you know for two months You learn how to do one fucking thing in math class Two months better than I got but no, I think we had normal classity, but then on you know as like We can can for fun. No, you got to get there. I felt this bridge

Meanwhile, I watch them put a cup of coffee on a credit card That is somehow escaped him, but he can build a bridge, you know, let's build our bridge I'm so glad Jack's here because I don't tell the worst stories anymore. Oh, you're welcome. God damn. You know, Gavin is out here. Have we talked about that? Yeah, the Gavin's out here.

No. Yeah, Gavin's out here this week, but he will be back next week before he's gone for good. Will he? Yes. No, I don't know. We'll see. I have kind of a weaning process from Gavin. And Gavin has gotten a bad rap on these podcast

I think he's got a pretty honest rap. No, no, no, no, no, Gavin has gotten a bad one. He's a piece of shit All right, well that was my That was my intent to diffuse the situation But Gavin can't read you step aside. Now I know why that conversation was so easy. Step aside because I put a fucking cupcake in his ear earlier. Hey, come on, I made this cupcake.

Can we cut that shit out, please? We already talked about it with the trail mix. Why you got to focus food? Why do people have to bring food into the office? Why are we like, hey, we can't eat this in our house. Let's give it to the trash can. That is, Rooster Gees. I like, I like the use of complaining that I brought cupcakes to work. Yeah.

Fun just takes, dude. We don't need, we don't need to have a plate of 70 cupcakes in the office. Dude, by the end of the day, they're going to be 18 cupcakes for it on your desk. That's my point. That's my point. That's my point. I don't want, I don't, I don't think we should have them here. I don't think we should have cupcakes here. I don't think we should have cupcakes here I maybe maybe we should have self-control. They're delicious. The cupcakes are wonderful in addition to cupcakes Let's have self-control and let's be honest. I'm gonna leave the wrappers on my desk. I leave them on other tools

We're happy in cupcakes in them Have this your haphering soda. We're gonna go in the kitchen There's gonna be nine cupcakes with a bite taken out of each one They were cool though. You're watching me these rainbow cupcakes. Yeah, that was that was pretty awesome. How many did she make? Oh, we made like 36 of them so that was like enough for a Person at the party. There's 36 out there now and I was at that party They were like 30 or 40 people at the party I think and I thought they were way more than 36 So you had a 90 there. I don't know so you had a 90% pass rate on cupcakes around

There were tons of The party I'm asking them to Jeff to do math. Yeah, I don't there were there were a lot if everybody had one and We were all what's the percentage of the power on a train. I don't fuck how to fuck you? I know I made a lot of cupcakes. Can you get a T.I. 83 and graph that out for us? I know that's it There we go really I knew Gus would never I should's a... You know what that is. I know that's a calculation. There we go. Really?

I knew Gus wouldn't have. I used to have a dice rolling application on my T-83. For when I played Dungeon Dragon's Fight, couldn't find my dice. You could specify the number of dice. So even if a dice that couldn't possibly exist, you could roll. By the way, you're gonna make Dungeon Dragons

not or you're gonna bitch out. I'm gonna bitch out, I think. God damn, I'm gonna play without you. What's a dice that couldn't possibly exist? Like a seven-sided die. That's not possible Jeff you on a back Not not possible. It's just geometry. He's not gonna be able to help that's true. I can make a seven-sided that Equal probability of falling on each other seven sides. Oh, let's not get specific

What it does I could make a 14-sided die that has the number doubled I could make a 14-sided die that has the number doubled. There is no 14-sided die either. But I can do it. There's a, why not? There's a 12-sided die? Just do an 8-sided die that says roll again on two of the sides. Or one of the sides. Answer cloudy roll.

Oh, y'all are idiots. Okay, so. It is funny though that, I guess the 6-sided die became prevalent just because it was so Oh You already it's Okay, so it is funny though that I guess the six-sided die became prevalent just because it was so easy to make Yeah, fucking fucking cube. Yeah, that's it So I wonder if like all of our games are based on six-sided die It was just because our ancestors couldn't figure out how to make not not the indeed baby. It's a D20 system Man, I know in addition to I mean it's a lot of deforestation in there. Yeah, but it's a basically 20 I mean that's there normal to use for everything. I saw a d100 dye and one of the conventions. Yeah, it's basically just a golf ball It's a golf ball. Yeah, how does it stop rolling? It's you get to be careful not to roll it very far

Otherwise, you just keep going and eventually it'll stop on one of the little divots And then you have to look at it for like two minutes to figure out Which number is actually the one on top and Penny arcade was kind of touting these dice rollers randomizers that they have Where they're basically a column and you drop the dice into the top of the column The hit wouldn't stakes inside and flip around and then come out the bottom. Oh, that's it That's kind of a neat idea and so it so you don't have to throw the map around. Yeah, I like that. Can we buy a little? No, I don't like that.

No, you don't like that. I don't like that at all. You don't like that. No. This is like being in Vegas where they put the cards back into a machine. You don't have control over that. You've got to put your own special touch on it.

That's true. You've got to finesse that. You've got to get that 20 out there. I said what you're really thinking when you're going to grab it. It's natural. I'm thinking I've hit rock bottom. This is it.

I'm fucking rolling a spot is it I fucking roll in a I'll tell you one Roll in the spot check when you roll the fucking crit last week and then roll four ones in a row I don't even know what the hell you just said. I really don't even know. He I got fucking he blew Triple damage with a battle ax and two points a day. Okay back to video games We're gonna we're gonna come up to video. Hey, what about left-for-dead DLC? You might play it today crack. Oh shit. It came out. Yeah, came out So do we ever figure out based on the achievements whether or not it's campaign or whether it's versus it's campaign and versus

So can you play you had a theory that you could play as infected in the campaign? You know, and I realized I'm an idiot right? Yeah, I'm an absolute idiot. Okay. I don't know why I hadn't played left-for-dead in a long time I want to be there for that moment and I I just like, I was sitting there this morning. I was like, what the fuck was I thinking when I had that coming up? Yeah. I forgot how Leffordette worked until this morning. Wow. Look at these achievements.

This means you can play as infected in the campaign. I don't. I don't. What the hell kind of a campaign with that being? Yeah. What are you talking about? I just was confused. I had some math in my head.

I got lost. But no, it's really worth it. There's only three, I guess, like campaign achievements. And then there's one before, there's a what's of both. It's the get the 5,000 kill one. And the rest are infected achievements. Yeah, they're multiplayer achievements, because they didn't have any. Oh, I guess they had some.

What am I thinking of? They had someone like that. Yeah, they had the boomer when you bomb it on all of them. It's really, it's really infected heavy though. But to the point where if you play as, if you get a survivor in a versus match, you're like, oh, fuck, I can't do anything. Well, that's kind of how it was already anyway. Oh, fuck survivor.

I guess. But at least then you had like a team of store tors that plays both. You don't get survivor. Yeah, I know. But like when you go over to the survivor side, you're like, oh, fuck. Nice. You leave the game and find another game.

Well, like, thank you for having me. Come on. Come on. Let's all die as quickly as possible. Shoot your teammates and then let yourself die. Does it upset you that ODST Firefight does not have matchmaking? No, it doesn't bother me at all. There have been petitions about that already.

I can understand why it would bother some people that don't have friends. Right, but I got some I wouldn't want to play with random. If you can't, that's such a very true. Yeah, such a cooperative game. I wouldn't want to play with, you know, fucking headshot master 69 or whatever. And I have never had a problem logging on the OST and finding three people to play for exactly. Early at least two, you know, Yeah. Well, you're at launch wing too. That's true. It becomes harder at some goes on. That's true.

But we play Gryffball. We never ever had a problem getting Gryffball matches together. Nope. It actually kind of, I mean, a way, I think, makes it a little better that you can't just constantly water it down by jumping into matchmaking and having a bad experience. Absolutely. Plus, you don't want to be matched up with headshot, sickening nine, for an hour of playing. Yeah.

You know, in Halo 3, in matchmaking, it's a little bit better because you know it worsted with him for about of playing. Yeah. You know, in Halo 3, you matchmaking it's a little bit better because you know it worst. You're with him for about 12 minutes. Yeah. Right. And you can mute him without, usually without negatively affecting your game player, your goal. Well, what's your longest firefight game so far, Bernie?

Oh, wait, you haven't played yet. Yeah, he sees all the players watching. I have played a little bit. I have played a little bit, you know, with the launch party and then these guys were recording a cheap video. And I tried to help out with that Man, I was just wasn't good at it. I was I was so far out of practice because I haven't been able to play Well, plus we were playing a heroic which is stupid. Oh my gosh. I was normal for firefight normal But let me tell you something about my PS3 challenge

Okay, I've been trying to play this PS3 for I've got about I think five six days left in this It's hard. It's really hard There was a cool feature I found in the dashboard Which I think last time I said that I talked about it I said the dashboard was much faster and better. It's not faster at all the PS room Yeah, cuz when you hit the PS3 button it loads the dashboard, but then everything is loading So you see the dashboard, but every single option sits in loads itself So it takes a much longer time than I showed you when you

go into trophies and you hit it, you have some kind of sink process that it does. And it loads it up. Anyway, that was tough. I found a cool feature though that was not available on the Xbox. And I thought, OK, this is cool. A very small feature, but very powerful and very cool.

You can copy and paste in messages. So if somebody sent you a message, I want to forward it onto you. I can copy and paste in messages. So if somebody sent you a message, you know, I want to forward it onto you. I can copy and paste it. But then you think about that. Everyone is forwarding messages. The PS3 actually has chains of petition messages where they, they, it's almost like spam in your message box on the PS3. I got one the other day where someone was saying, if we forward this petition to enough people, we can get a halo beta on the PS3. I got one the other day where someone was saying if we forward this petition to enough people we can get a halo beta on the PS3. Oh shit did you forward it on? Oh my gosh. And then I had somebody else who I first found out about I didn't know what they were talking about. Because it sent me a message saying okay I'm sick of

these messages. Please stop sending me these messages. We're never gonna get left for dead. We're never gonna get a halo beta. We're not gonna get the multiplayer maps for Call of Duty. Stop sending forwarded messages. I thought, what do they have a forwarded messages? They're cheering over them two or three days ahead like five of them. Wow. Yeah, not cool. Hey, Spina, which I think they're gonna finally get fallout three DLC. It is, I think it's in there. Yeah, like some of it this week and then the rest of it next week.

I finally finished Mother Ship Zeta. Oh, yeah, what did you think? It was good. It was probably my favorite expansion out of all of them. It didn't do as well as you guys. Really? Yeah. I enjoyed it. I'm trying to think which one. I think I like broken steel the best. Broken steel. Yeah, maybe broken steel. Most you were probably neck and neck. I wasn't a pit. The pit was not the pit. The pit was down there. It was terrible. That was the worst point. Look out. I was not a fan of. I like that one. That seems cool. I watch pretty play it a bit. Yeah. Yeah. yeah as soon as a as soon as Gav takes off I'm gonna get back in the fallout and try to catch up with you guys most of the day I'm glad I saved my alien blaster because those fuckers were tough as hell really oh yeah I had

and luckily there was more alien blaster I'm on the spaceship some of some were incredibly easy and the others were really tough I'm glad to hear that because I still have a lot of alien blaster in the last. You know, though, I, we laugh and I take it. I didn't expect to hear a good thing. I have a lot of alien blaster ammo left. I'm not going to expect to hear today. Hard to come by, man. You don't know. But Gavin said that when he plays games, when he picks up a weapon, he just starts using it. He doesn't save it for anything. That seems very much like it does. It like immediately inhale, of hill course shoot Marines with it and things like that that's horrible his friendly players that's creepy I was doing that and I charted I was if I got a weapon I just picked it up

and started using it didn't try to save it it is a lot more fun to do that is it yeah is this okay you know what I have a hundred rounds of this I'm just gonna use the next hundred enemies I see are gonna get a sniper rifle in the face and it is it is more fun because you don't ever run into that instance where oh, I'm gonna leave my sniper rifle here and pick up the AK 47 And I lose the sniper rifle and never used any of the rounds in it. Yeah, that sucks Yeah, in a charter you can hold two of it. You know the pistol and you can hold some kind of rifle Hmm and then grenades and things like that awesome. That's cool. I can't wait to play it Basic review for the PS3 on charter was great. I never played killzone more than 10 minutes. Do you play resistance at all? I did play resistance but it was the same kind of thing where

I played it for about five or six minutes and I never played any multiplayer really of anything. So how much middle gear did you watch? Man, it's not a joke. I think I played that game for about 30 or 40 minutes. Here's everything I did in the game in 30 minutes. I crawled under a joke. I think I play that game for about 30 or 40 minutes. Here's everything I did in the game in 30 minutes I crawled under a truck Then I remember that truck went down a street and went into a room. Mm-hmm. I remember that room and then I I don't know what else I did then you probably watched an animation of some tanks came walking along Yes jumped around and well everywhere in between that or maybe 10 minute animations cutscenes

And then you get in for a Couple seconds like snake crawl into the truck and I call a truck and then it starts another animation That's fucking The game where it's like a two hour cutscene at the end right at the end there is like a two hour cutscene I I delayed finishing the game I got to the very end and I delayed finishing that game for like a week and a half till I knew I had like a good solid two hours When I can watch the end of the game I'd be interested to see if somebody cut all the cutscenes out and just strung the game play together how long it would be I wonder how long

All the cutscenes are it'd be like a football game, you know, yeah, well, I never like a big play before I never really played it and I I think I played the action in the Nintendo the NES in that metal gear way back I think I played that actually on the Nintendo the NES that metal gear way back There was like it was like bionic commando same style of game and I don't know what say I mean I maybe because I'm coming in at number four that I just don't care about the story that games and no that game got a Fucking ten review that came out that came out a higher review than Halo 3 Yeah, you know what though? I mean I'm a guy like Halo 3 ODST comes out and I read reviews on it and I have to admit

I'm when I read reviews I'm like shut up. It's a halo game play it's awesome. Yeah, of course. It's a great game Everybody loves halo and there are people who love Metal Gear and you know more power tuned They should buy a PS3 and play Metal Gear. I don't I don't begrudge anybody if they like Metal Gear But I just don't understand these characters It might be me and my Japanese storytelling too. just don't understand these characters. It might be me and my Japanese story-telling thing too. I don't understand Japanese story. No one understands any of those stories. The Japanese people do, I bet. I don't know. There's doesn't sound like there's any gameplay in that game though. No, there is. Like, early on there's like a lot of that stuff. Then you play for a good, you know, 45 minutes and then the game ends and you watch

the 12 hours of the game. No way, it's only 45 minutes. No, no, no, no, no. All I know is every day you came in and I'd be like, what'd you do that's not, you'd be like, play the Metal Gear for two hours. And I'd be like, how much did you actually play and you'd be like, nine minutes? And then I installed the next fucking chapter for 45 minutes. And then I played for four minutes. Oh, did you have to go to the install? I did, but it was only eight minutes. Okay. The first install. There's more installs. There's not.

Yeah, but there's like five or six installs you go through in that game. Yeah, I say It really that was just it's the overall experience has been it's just not my platform, you know I like Halo I like left for dead. I like years of war you like playing games No, I like I like the Xbox exclusives and if you like the PS3 exclusives you should buy the PS3 But if I was choosing between the two to buy I you're always going to prefer one, and I just prefer the Xbox 360. Sure. And I really did, I think I gave it a good culture.

And I like Uncharted. I like Uncharted a lot, but I had to stick with it for a while to play. First I thought it was a Tomb Raider knockoff, but if it is, it's a really good one. Let's just play that way. And it's a good game. I highly recommend it, and I would play Uncharted to if you get a chance to do when it comes out Because I'm definitely going to yeah, hopefully I'll have a living room by then and I think I'll have a living room by this weekend Hopefully and we can place one charter to not you dog made that game right yeah, what else did they did they had they were crashed bandicoot for the longest

I think you know what else they did jacks and daxter to I think I can see that because in there I looked at a lot of their bonus feature stuff and they had all that art up on the Walls. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that Jack and Dr. Also, yeah, it seems like a really you know, it's weird how We're so familiar with bungee right and valve we're so familiar with those companies and how they work and like their offices I had honestly had never heard of naughty dog before I watched it and I thought well Maybe this is the only game they've ever made. Yeah, just seems like another group of really cool talented people, all their bonus feature stuff was really cool. I think they're out in Santa Monica if I remember properly.

I think you're right because they had on their bonus features once again. They had a dodgeball game between them in Sony Santa Monica. I actually knew them because I was back in the day on the PlayStation. I was a big crash bandicoot fan. It was a fun game. I mean, they had great commercials. I remember that. Did they?

Yeah, I remember the... He is one days. Yeah, I remember the one where a guy pushing his grandma out of a car. He says, Tuggin' Roll, Grandma, Tuggin' Roll. Oh, yeah, I remember that one. I still have that in my head. I thought that was a Burger King commercial. No, that was a crash commercial.

The crash bandicoot was the guy in the crash bandicoot suit. Oh, yeah. He had a megaphone. Oh, yeah. It was like,hone. Oh, yeah, like mega 64 before mega 64 exists. Man, I'm laughing to get a mega six. I know mega 64 had a mad and mad. That man. That's awesome. Awesome. Man, it was really funny. You got to link that. Definitely. Can I talk for just one second so I don't talk about the PS3 anymore and I go back to playing Xbox? Can I just one more thing? Oh, fuck., go ahead. I Installed finally and played home on a vehicle playing home. Sure. I'd really just absolutely do not understand that

Nope all the screenshots of it look pretty cool like you think wow this could actually be something But it's actually not part of the ps3 experience you load it like a game and you play it separately It's on your dashboard, and you don't need to disclose it, but it's just It's like second life on your console Right if you were in there and you could go walk around and launch maybe you can but I couldn't find that if you could walk around in there and Go to your console and launch games from there. That would be kind of cool You can wait and lie and to play bowling and you can go to movie theaters and you can watch Like upcoming trailers for games.

That's kind of cool. Which is kind of cool because you definitely have the feeling that people are around. They're all standing there watching it. You can actually see people watching it. So you do have kind of a sense of community there, but you're not going to go out of your way to load that. Yeah. To then load and watch the trailer. You just watch the trailer. You're going to look for the girl avatar and follow her around. Yeah. It's almost like a skinned for the PS store is almost what it is. Hmm. That's like you have a skin for the PS store is almost what it is. Hmm. That's like a you have a lobby for the PlayStation store. So it's just I don't know what to say. Well,

maybe they'll put maybe yeah, maybe that's what it'll be. They'll just have a bunch of retailers you can buy like different DLC or music or movies or whatever. Well, have you heard of any innovation coming to home at all? No, I really haven't really haven't heard too much about it. Is it still in beta? Or is that the official? No, I think it's out. I don't think it's officially out. If I never in my life see an avatar dancing in wow or in home or in second life, I'll be okay with that. I really will. I don't understand like why you want your avatar to dance.

That was like the worst part of the old Star Wars in the mode. You go in the cantine is there be 40 people dancing together Oh, no, there were performers though. That was a performance class. Yeah, that was the worst in What they were doing that was the worst there's aren't you a fucking bard in D&D? Isn't aren't you a fucking performer? I don't dance I don't dance for you a bard. What does a bar do so far not much play music right? I so far not much because Gus never wants to come to D&D I'm supposed to go out of town like any moment. I could find out going out of town that sorry I'm sorry. I have to work. Do you just do you play like a mage style character and everything you play?

No, you know, no, you just mix it up. Yep. Okay, whatever needs to whatever needs to get done I always play a stealth character in anything where you can spec things out. I always go for the stealth character. I don't know why and What is on me and fall out? I played pretty much like a brute like oh well not a brute But like someone who used a lot of guns and stuff like that no sneaking at all until the end when I didn't that's like the only thing I could put points in anymore with sneak Hmm, like I never snuck past confrontation always go right in well really because involved three I was a sneak character and I can just walk up next somebody's shoot him in the head and never see me.

Yeah, that's what I'm working on. I told Jeff I showed Jeff this is what my character looks like and Jeff said okay I think I'll do that too. Yeah, it's pretty handy now that I'm doing it at the end. It's really fucking handy. Net be just crouch and just walk up somebody's shoot him in the head. Easy enough. Just like real life basically.

I played zombie apocalypse in the PS3 as well. I don't know that. would think it came out. It was pretty cool but once again it's because of the achievement system I think I'm gonna do it on the on the Xbox instead. Yeah, I got you a lot of platform. Got a pretty decent review today. I was reading about it. It's got like seven and a half. There's not bad. I it definitely felt like going through it uncharted and getting I had to play to on hard and then play through on a mode called crushing to get the platinum trophy I really felt like no one would knew that I did that it was like back in the days of GTA 3 the original one on the PC If you've got all hundred percent of the drug packages and you found them around the city no one would know you did that

Which would achievements have solved you know, and you know and maybe just a badger monitor trophies haven't reached that point yet They're inconsistent and just nobody knows they're there. So yeah, but I got to level four on on my character and my profile on PS3. Oh, that's good. Is that good? How do you compare it to anybody else? Yeah, not really. It's about 70 trophies in total and everyone I checked against they they had about that or less than that. How's the community side online? Like, can you check your information online? I have no idea. I need to go looking for it. No, PlayStation.com. I'll try to look at it. Looking at accounts or something.

They have a really cool community that's run by Jeff Rubenstein. It's their blog.placation.com, I think. Oh yeah, right. And apparently that's a very thriving community online. But I don't think it's the same way that Xbox is I think Xbox is more that you're just there for the information and The social aspects are contained to the console itself. Yeah, this forum is by I don't think the Xbox forms are very popular They're necessarily or very heavily traffic. I go in there sometimes looking for hints and stuff But yeah, I don't think a lot of people hang out. They're all games related That's it. Yeah, or people asking you what E74 is

Or complaining about the four is a two demo, which Gosh remember for that thing came out. Yeah, I do. God dang people just keep complaining about that demo not coming out Man For the legend them. I just came out. Did it? Yeah. Yeah, what are you thinking? I think the game looks pretty good. I'm looking forward to playing some more of it. Awesome.

Just pretty good. It comes out soon, right? Rocktober 13th. Rocktober 13th. Oh, it's the same day it's going up against Uncharted, too. Yeah. Interesting. Is it going to be a Sony game as well?

I'm not sure. I thought it's probably cross-platformer. It's one of the big developers. Yeah, it's the A. So I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure it's probably cross-platformer. It's probably cross-platformer. The rumor mill said that Microsoft was going to buy developers. Yeah, it's EA, so I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. It's probably CrossPilot. The rumor mill said that Microsoft was going to buy EA.

Yeah, really the last week. Yeah, the retarded rumor mill. Yeah, that's totally impossible. That doesn't make any sense. Oh, Dead Space Extraction just came out for the Wii. Which is the one thing that might have me blow some dust off the Wii and actually play it again. Yeah, Dead Space is a really cool game, and I like the idea that it's a prequel, right? It's a prequel, yeah, it space was a really cool game and I like the idea that it's a prequel right? It's a prequel Yeah, it is a completely new story so I would I must admit I was really like enthralled by the dead space story

But I don't know if I was so enthralled that I have a house no, I don't okay I'm a gamer so maybe I can bring mine over and then we can watch it on your TV. Okay Okay, that's not so we can play for five minutes watch to our cutscene the we so friggin weird So weird man, and he's been like it's a toy the weirdest success I have ever seen Yeah, it's a toy. It's like a dismal success that I saw that chart I'm sure you talked to about two months ago where it showed like Consoles sold versus how many people are actively playing it yeah, and it was destroying everything and like so far at the bottom of the other List it's like everybody in the world owns one and nobody plays it ever. It's pretty much the definition of the Wii at this point.

Yeah. I'm very, very, very interested to see what Nintendo's next console looks like. I'm Wii 2. Oh, he really will be, I think they might go in the totally opposite direction. No, HD Wii. I bet that's the next one. Well, there'll be, there'll be Wii Lite, right? The 360, the 360 and the PS3 are chasing chasing the PS3 is about to come out with that one controller that even PS3 fans are like please don't put this out yeah please for god's sakes leave this thing on the shelf it looks like a big dildo I was gonna say ice cream come up

they were showing Natal at the Tokyo game show Natal playing Katamari Damacy oh yeah which is like the one of the first I guess real applications of the game they've showed outside like the ones They had at e3 had to look Um, I've only seen photos of it, but it looked interesting and it makes sense, you know But then again, it's just you moving your hands up and down, so it seems like you kept hiring. Yeah, motion controls are gimmicky Yeah, they are there. Absolutely. There was some there was some in a chart that you made use of the six axis controller when a Certain thing would get on you And I would give you spoilers away for a game that's been on the market for two years

But there's a certain kind of enemy they can get on you and grapple with you And then you get to shake to get it off and that shaking thing seems to be part of the game And you know, it's in pain as well in resistance if you caught fire I think that's how you put yourself out. Yeah, just take that You hear about Ninja Gaiden 2 sigma extreme 7, where the hell is called on PS3? No. You play as the chicken the game, the one with that big staff with a blade on the end,

I feel it's called. You're gonna have to be more specific. But the motion control, if you shake your PS3 controller, it makes your boobs jiggle. Well, see, that's a good application. That makes sense. Well, that just makes sense. But the developer who's like, oh, no,

we have to put motion control in our control and make it different. Who doesn't engage in this? That team ninja? Yeah, that team ninja. Well, there you go. Yeah, but it's like really, really? You know, that's when people try to argue,

like, oh, no, video games are art. And you know, it's not just for kids. And it's like, you're making a boobs jiggle, really? It's not for kids. I gotta buy that game, that's not. Definitely not for kids. I think I just sold three copies of the game. You should probably play on charted though

Gus because you might not want to play it with us because it is heavy amounts of platform I keep asking to borrow it and yeah, but you know you're not a big platformer It's got a platform to the point where you're walking your rust like logs and you have to tilt your controller to maintain your balance I don't want to play that. Yeah, I don't think Gus would have the patience for I fucking hate platformers And you'll be happy to know it also doesn't work that great Awesome, all right. Well, let's wrap this up. All right cool. Anything else. I love you Gus All right, there you go. Thanks for listening Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way. Do you like apples?

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