Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #31

Episode Date: October 14, 2009

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Twisted metal, now only on peacock I just wasted ten seconds of your life Hey, everyone working with the drugtaker. That was clever. I was good. I liked it. This is the point in the podcast where I make fun of the song and then Bernie gets mad at me from making fun of the song. Oh shit, who was that? I don't even remember. Uh, chicken brank.

I think he wanted chicken branch, I mean, not have had enough characters. No, then to make fun of there. He thinks it's funny because they wasted 10 seconds, we're about to waste the next 50, so yeah. Yeah. He wasted 10 seconds. Our lives, we're gonna waste an hour and a half of his I made a deposit of the chicken break on the way in Too bad you didn't make it joke already there we are

Hey, what's up everybody? I am Jeff from Rooster Teeth. I'm Gus. I'm Joel. I'm Jack from achievement hunter And Gus this week is especially pleasurable for us because Matt and Bernie are out of town and Gavin went back to England So so I get to yell at Jack O'ol podcast. So we're celebrating by getting drunk while we do this podcast. Yeah, it's called a drunk tank for a reason, right? Hey. As of this episode it is. I'm really surprised it's not to the point yet where as soon as Jack walks into the

office you guys just don't run up and punch him right in the balls. That's the best I can ever. That's a horrible idea. The second Jack walks in, it's unrelenting with him. I don't know how he puts up with it. I've lived the rough life of a lot of being picked on. It's like, we've called. How old are you, Jack? I'm 27.

27, a living home with your parents, that's pretty rough. What's it like not to pay rent as an adult? Oh my God. How do you manage? When you get home at 11 o'clock at night, you're like, Mom, can I have some mac and cheese? After living away my clothes. I'm sorry. I'm past curfew. There's no toilet paper And I was thinking that we're gonna need like a Gavino Choo toy after he was gone So I think that's right on to and apparently then there's no problem. We found it already They made the adjustment

You know flawlessly just his name is Jack in all seriousness that Jack not to to poke fun at you But you are living you are 27. Yes, and you do have a college degree. Yes, and you're living at home with your parents right now Yes, what do you think went wrong in your life? That you ended up this miserable Husk of a man dude a husky husk for sure but a husk I just moved back to town and I'm not sure exactly what the next few months to get a hold for me Oh right you moved that to Ellie to make it big how long were you in LA? How much? What was that? You did it you gave it a good three months or so? It was a little walk out. The gloves keep on.

I'm just curious. I just, I just, I did it in that beer. Let me do it. No, no, here, no, here's the deal. I just, I think that you're relatively new to the podcast. Yeah. And I don't think that the people on the internet know a lot of values. So I'm trying to. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Let's go buy this a little bit more diplomatic Jeff. Okay. How are you doing Jack? I Was doing great so we started this podcast. Okay, now sit in my emotions are crushed I have something I want to say to you Jack. Oh God. Yeah, is this is okay. What is it? You're a piece of shit

That's really mean no no no like I've been reading about a problem on the internet and it's it's made me think about you Have you have you heard about this trouble that and in Gus's defense? This has been going on for a very long time. I've been sitting on it I've been waiting for you to come back to the podcast so we can talk about it. Okay. Have you heard about the T-Mobile outage with their sidekick phones? I think so I think I read something about that Well, you read our site, like we know that Articomix made a comic about it. Well, no, it was the Prez Hilton thing,

like was saying that he couldn't do his work because his mobile phone was out. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Well, apparently, you know, you're, I know you're a big advocate. You always tell me about cloud computing and about like having Google for mail service. I like being able to access all my information

at any computer I sit in front of. So do people with sidekicks But you know what Microsoft fucking erased all their data Let me ask you question they can't recover it So you know what the workaround is they can't turn their phones off or else they will lose all of their contact show And all of their SMS messages are you gonna in a show of solidarity? Are you gonna ask your parents to change your plan to like Verizon? Are you gonna ask them to get you a different cell phone?

Because you're so mad at T-Mobile. No, no, no. I'm just trying to make the point. Ask me how much I pay in rent right now. I'm just trying to make the point that Jack's a big advocate of cloud computing. And we've still seen it fall on that space. The exception proves the rules, how you're saying. The exception proves my fears, which is what I always talk about when it comes to cloud computing, is that there's no accountability and there's no one to call and say, where's my shit?

Like you should never fall out. You're a good one, dude. This is an argument over Google Apps, because I have my personal email set up through Google Apps program, which is awesome. And I have my, I'm app email through my personal account anywhere I go. I can sit down in front of any computer and get to it. I was saying we should do that with something like a sheep

and hunter. We already have, I'm app email. Do we have web based I'm app email? Or I can check someone's computer if I don't have my laptop in front of me? No, because that's full of vulnerabilities. That's asking for trouble. If Jack's uncle needs him to cut the grass

and then he's excited. Jack needs to get that email, and he needs to be able to get it from any Fuck you What's up with you you're in a good mood today. I just have a flood. I don't know. I have a good day It's been a good time Jack and I got the uh got the fucking brutal legend stuff all worked out That was awesome. That was huge to get that map Sounds work that we've been playing that came for two weeks now It's nonstop and finally the fruits of our labor are how many collectibles are there on that map 242 in the game look at it and it looks fucking dense. Yeah, it's a big map

There's 242 in the game and right now as of this recording we're missing only three Yeah, and the whole game and of that only about what eight no six I think we're ones that we didn't get like man Jeff together found all but six items in the game Jeff and I What did I say? Jeff is that incorrect? That's totally correct. I thought oh well. Oh Texas school.

There's no way I'm going to argue with this. No you're right and it's been a lot of fun and that's a really cool game. It is a really cool game like we've done probably eight videos now and we're looking to do a whole bunch more. And the game is awesome. It's a testament to how good a game is if you can drive around it in circles for 20 hours and still not want to stab your face. I mean, absolutely. Like today, it when I actually went to the store to pick up a copy of it. And I will gladly play through it a third, fourth, maybe even fifth time just get the final achievements and difficulty. Alright. It's good. Yeah, I'm really shocked at how fun that game looks and I can't wait to play it. I played a little bit of it here in the office, but you've been playing saw.

You don't set the bar pretty low. You know, I almost I had to stop myself playing saw today because I have 45 out of 46 achievements in that game and I cannot let that be the first game I 100% like the last- It's not even your account, you have it on like an alternate account. Yeah, the last achievement I need, I could probably do it in about three minutes, but I'm not gonna do it.

That will not be my first- What was the final achievement? I have to curb stomp five minions to death, and I think I've already curb stomp three of them, so I just need to do two more. Yeah, that sounds like a breeze. Yeah, it's like nothing. You and I did an achievement, I didn't fucking play the game, but you asked me to sit

on an achievement video with you. Just scant minutes ago, and it looked like a fun game to me. And that was a fun achievement video. It was, yeah, the video we did, it was just a compilation of like all the achievements you get for killing people with different web apps in the game. What's the premise of the whole deal? You're the dude who kills people or you get shit? How's that work? I wish you were the dude who kills people.

You're the... I would play the fuck out of that. I watched you kill a bunch of people. I guess I am the dude who kills people. Are you wearing a weird mask? I'm wearing a collar with shotgun shells. Like eight shotgun shells aimed at my face. Oh, so it's like Thanksgiving.

Wow. Hold it. I'm lost. Hold it. Well, you guys don't do that, thanks to Thanks. Okay. Anyway, what's the game about? You you play like a detective whose partner was killed. Okay. You guys who Who's been pursuing jigsaw and gets kidnapped? Can I can I see question because I found out during during this video there are five or six song movies

I think there's five and a six. The one comes out like next week. I saw the first one. I apparently you've seen all five No, I've seen like four or five. Is it the same bad guy over and over again? Yes and no. But he like died, didn't he? Yes and no. How does that make, is it makes sense? Is it canonical? Kind of.

canonical. Is that a word? Yes. Really? Yeah. You don't know the word canonical? I know canon. I don't know canonical was the canonical is a real word.

Wow, dude. If this, if this thing turns into us trying to check each other on our grammar and word I like I like that when you guys were mad at Gabby just yell at him with me just get I got that going for me so I was going to work well in a podcast God forbid Jack and Gavina just decided to do their own podcast. I was gonna be smashing you guys. Well, it was me, Gav, and Gus. I think it just be... That would be the last time I was on Earth, right?

I think Gus would have murdered both of them. You didn't insult you to the moon. Oh, good times. Hey, speaking of good times, what is going on in your life, Gus? Um, you know, just house stuff. I'm sick of it. I noticed that once again You're not showing up for D&D tonight. It's not my fault What is your kind of question? Can you fix your fucking house situations that you might gonna hang out and play games together?

I wish I wish it's it's been a long nightmare have you found any leaks in your house? No, but hopefully it'll be over soon. I told it backed up a couple weeks ago. That's that's about it But it's been like five months. It's been I haven't of weeks ago. That's about it. It's been like five months that I haven't been able to be a friend for four months. It's been rough. I guess what's better? World of Warcraft or old school D&D? That's a tough question.

Old school D&D. I think if I had to weigh them, D&D would win. Yeah, I'm pretty sure D&D would win. No comparison. Now I wonder how many people who listen to this podcast are old enough to have actually played the old school rolling dice Right is it coming back? I think four editions out kids are going nuts I've been playing D&D since like the first dungeon dragons like before advanced dungeon dragons

There was dungeon and dragons and I started playing that like fucking what hold am I I play start playing that Almost 20 years ago Yeah, it's fucking old school. It's I read somewhere that it's big with bikini models now Oh, yeah, is it this is before like the Wizards of the Coast people bought it or whatever Yes, even before that like the old before the rule changes back when stuff did make sense Yeah, way before Wizards of the coast the Wizards of the coast owns dnd yeah they bought it from T.S.R. like five years ago or no it's been longer than that it's been like eight or nine years now what are wizards of the coast do before magic or was that their big I think magic

is what they did they started that and then they started like buying up people left and right right yeah they're a fucking empire now. Got them, they're fucking wizard tower on the coast. Oh, shit. Yeah. They're house of cards. They're shooting lightning bolts down at people. They saw her on. We should party up and try and take them down.

Looking for group. Yes! All right. There we go. I'm going to start just marking those off, man. Should we try a race board? I can get my awkward silences on. This has been a great... Actually, Gus, shall we talk about our excursion into the world of warcraft? Oh, yeah, we should. Gus told me you'd draw them nuts. Really? Gus has been surprisingly helpful. Like, I figured he's gonna be a dick to me,

but he's actually been really, really cool helping me around. It's because I've been surprisingly drunk Ready when you're logged. I do get an afk break about an hour in of I'm gonna get another drink Jack and I'll be playing in all of a sudden. I'll go idle and I'll come back Yeah, after I make my drink and Jack be like hello Are you there? Hello? So getting murdered so Jack you I don't know why I guess I mean you move back in the your parents you feel wild What else do I have going for me? I'm never gonna meet another girl again I might as well fucking die the head first in the world of work. That is not a good sequence of events

To start wearing stretchy pants Just fucking throwing the towel in his defense I think he said that he want to be he wanted to get some animal experience under his belt so that I hit that together he'd be familiar for the public. Do you think you'll play Old Republic? Yeah, I know. I'm absolutely going to play Old Republic.

That was the whole point for why I was going to play. Wow, was to get some MMO experience working, you know, like the whole system, all the acronyms, all that crap, that will most likely transfer to Old Republic. I'd like to learn some of that now before I jump in which is how you learned and phrases like looking for group, right? Yes. Yeah, absolutely. No, that makes sense and you Looking for group dots what DKP all that stuff. Yeah I was surprised when he brings out the old a nixie animation references. Oh, yeah You did something right. I mean you chose Horde can I ask you why like what was the decision to choose Horde?

I told him. I told him. Okay. Where did you how how did you, I'm curious as to why you chose Chollmage as your character? Oh, I like range characters. I like the idea of doing damage from a distance without running in and getting myself obliterated. Like I prefer the more tactical characters as opposed to like the puck. Yeah, you can't do, you can't do fucking range podcasts. I'm like, I'm like the podcast. Yeah, you can't do, you can't do fucking range podcasts. Like instead of instead of a warrior type character would run in and you know or a tank or something. I like the idea of being able to sit back and you know like heal people and also do range attacks stuff like that. I have a new splash.

Made the job. Yeah. Well, but they conjure food and water which technically heals. I got you. Boo yeah. Do you now, did you seriously look at the three ranged characters? I went around between, was it, Mage Priest, and what's the other one? Warlock.

Warlock. I looked at Mage and Priest, and went back and forth between that, and then I went with Mage. Okay. Cool. I'm just curious. I'm waiting for it. No, this is not the other.

I'm a shadow priest, and I just preached over. Okay. I just Curious well then Gus actually he was cool enough to make a character at the same time I created mine So we went through like the first one like seven levels literally side by side was like the first 11 You mentioned wow around Gus. He's already started to make a character in the I texted him on the way home to ask if you was interested in playing wow and he said I'm already there Don't you like you don't have to text me. I'm always on I told him don't text me ask if I want to play I'm already playing I'm already there Gus has like a level 35 on every server

Just in case he walks me through an instance last night and he his pet just did all the work and that is I was just you know Throwing my fireballs from a distance and then collecting all the I'm playing a hundred now, so I decided I didn't want to do anything So I just put my my pit on aggressive mode. I just let him go around like mob to mob. What what what the instance you guys do with RFC. Uh, he's a Jack's like only level. He turned level 14 last night. What what is your um, your hunnana? Uh, he's 44. How do you like playing the lame-esque class? I'm gonna say this in my defense. It's the last class I hadn't played.

Okay. I played every other class at least to level 50, I think. Sure. So, and Hunter's only one I hadn't done yet. Yeah, you gotta do it. I like this level. What's I had something to get 50? 80. 80. So, some of them I'd stop. Like Rogue, I couldn't do Rogue anymore. I stopped, like at 50.

But now, I gotta figure out what professions I to do. Do you have any recommendations on professions? I think alchemy and something else For fucking mage. I recommend it herbalism alchemy herbalism alchemy is good I also recommended enchanting and tailoring my my my priest is doing inscription or was on it before I quit Just to try something new What a lot of people do Jack and I'm gonna give you a bit of advice here Okay, what a lot of people do is they play two gathering professions until they hit level 80 So some people will be just like

Erbilism minors that way every mining or you see and every herb you see you can pick up and you turn around and just sell in the auction house Good money then you make a ton of money then we hit level 80 then you work on your profession for real Okay, so I mean I'm throwing that out there. That's something you may want to do. He just dropped a bit of knowledge. That's that's what you'll pick it up. That's some old five years of playing wild knowledge. Nice. So okay, so when is cataclysm coming out and I know when cataclysm is going to destroy everything I'm currently in, right? Right. Like, like last night, I was it last night or the night before I took you to the barrens for the first time? Yeah, that was the night before. Yeah, that is the largest zone in the game.

That's going to be split up into two zones after Cataclysm. Because you said that was a large boring zone. God, that's the largest. No, no, I didn't say it was boring. I said it's the zone everyone fucking hates. Right now I feel like I'm in the boring zone. Okay, you know what? Yeah.

Joel, Joel, things have a good point. Maybe we should switch gears and talk about something cool. Yeah, let's not talk about the video game podcast. Let's not talk about the most video popular video game on the planet. Let and talk about something cool. Yeah, let's not talk about the video game podcast Let's not talk about the most popular video game on the planet. Let's talk about something else What are we gonna talk about? Let's talk about sports. Anyone watched the big game last night? Actually, it was a good game last night for all to Okay, no Miami Miami in the jet's played

Oh, god damn it Hey, Joel, I heard you almost got your license revoked. God, you know, okay, so I get another speeding ticket and again, I just don't have the time for defensive for the online defensive driving course. It's a long, it's like six hours. I had to buy a new computer and the printer and all that stuff for whatever.

I just didn't know I was gonna do it. I guess I could. You know what, three hours. I don't want to do it. I guess I could. You want three hours. I don't want to spend six more hours at the office beyond what I'm already here. So whatever I go down there and pay the ticket and go home and sure enough, what, sure enough, right? There's a door, there's a letter on my doorstep from whatever. Have the transportation.

Hey, you have this many points on your record. Can I see a question? 36 months. Please don't take this the wrong way. But have you considered not driving like a dickhead anymore? Well, there's two different things. Driving fast and driving like a dickhead are two separate things. But I've seen you do both. I do do both. It's true. They work in tandem pretty well. Do you have any? Have you ridden in his car? Yes. Yeah. It's like we hit 110 on I-35 one day and it felt like we were going 60.

How did you go that fast on I-35? This is south. This is south. Okay, because I can never get about 30 I think. It's good point. Lane changing. This reminds me, I'm going to tell a story about a friend of ours named Frank. It's a very good friend of Gus and I Gus grew up with him. He has a very similar driving trajectory as what I'm seeing out of you. Frank lost his license for about five years because he got something in the neighborhood of 30 tickets. And uh... Well no he's an idiot. He is an idiot. He is an idiot. He's a very smart guy. Book smart. No common sense. Sweetest can be. But uh... fucking moron. And uh, he will do stuff like call you up at 6 a.m. on a Saturday and say,

hey, can you take me to work today? Uh, I wrecked my car last night and you'd be like, I'm gonna fuck, okay, Frank, I'll drive you 45 minutes to your job, which is never conveniently located. And there's always changing every two months, because you can't keep a job, right? Um, one time, I drove, this was at like 7am on the

Saturday I had to pick up Frank, I had to put my fucking kid in the car, drive pick up Frank at his house which was inconveniently located then on one part of town then drive them all the way to the other part of town and I'm like what what's going on here Frank? Sounds like you're playing Grand Theft Auto. Yeah kind of and I'm like why am I having to drive you to work and he goes oh I got this car accident last night. Hey as a matter of of fact, that's my car right over there. And he showed me his car, which was wrapped around a tree. It was still there.

On this windy road, and I go, what happened? He goes, well, I was doing about 120 on this road, and I just lost control. And I lost control. Because this is like a 50-thousand time I've had to do this for this guy. And I go, Frank, can I ask you a question? Have you learned anything from this experience?

Are you ever going to learn anything? And he goes, yeah, I learned a lot. So I'm like, what did you learn, Frank? And with all sincerity, he said, I need to buy a performance vehicle. That was the fucking, that was the realization he had. Was that he just had, he just bought shitty cars that couldn't handle 120 degree or 120 mile an hour

fucking speeds. And he needed to buy a performance vehicle. He was probably right. This Frank was in the podcast. No. He might, you never know. I don't know. Well, to buy a performance vehicle. He was probably right. This Franklis into the podcast. No. He might. You never know. I don't know. Well, I love you to death. I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I will sell my car.

If I, I'll buy a car. I'll buy a car. If someone can give me the money that is just worth. Oh, no, I can't do that. If anybody's looking to buy a 1992 Geometro, Joel's looking to sell. Yeah. With a turbo kit.

It's a little bit of nitrous. Get ground effects. Right. It's got ground effects. It's got a rope light underneath it. It's got some rock for floskite speakers in it. Kicker comps. It's got a sparkomatic amp. What's the game you're looking forward to the most from now, Dale?

Christmas. You're trying to bring it back on the video again, because it's starting to talk about you. Yeah, yeah. Too nerdy in all of a sudden. We're talking about, it's shit's as little too close to home for Joel. Okay, okay, let me let me say this modern warfare two or left for dead two. No, I agree that those are the two games. No, no, which one between those two? Why would why would you have to choose? I'd like to open it up and add access to screen in there as well. Okay, okay, those three. If you had to pick one on a desert island with power and Xbox live connection but no way off. I'm on a warfare.

Really? I agree. I would go. I agree. I think I might go with Leifer dead too. I would assume Jeff would have gone for Leifer dead. It's a tough decision. Definitely not Assassin's Creed though, right?

It'd be a close third. All three are great. I love Assassin's Creed. I think I like them more than anybody else in your life. You threw it into the mix and abandoned it You left it out there to drive because I know you guys are gonna do it as well So I just wanted to see I mean it's the other AAA title, right? Wait, wait, oh band of it. I didn't the b-

No, no one was talking about it. We brought it up. Assassin you'd be so For iso or whatever I don't love the game. I love the game. I just I just I just you gotta go with modern warfare, right? No, we'll have her dead Which is weird to me. I'm still looking forward to modern warfare the most as well yet all I can think is like on e3 all they should was a dude Looking at a nice wall Control it's gonna really nice game. You get to drive snowmobile Yeah, I still play it. Well, are they gonna be vehicles in this game? You drive a snowmob, there's going to be vehicles. There's at least a snowmobile, maybe more.

Do you drive it or do you ride on it shooting? There is a difference. We'll have to wait to find out. Because there was the, in modern warfare one, there was the portion towards the end where you just shot out the back of a Jeep or something. But you didn't actually control it. You were also the gunner in that plane.

And they played AC 130 or whatever that was. Yeah. But in the, in fit, not in funny word, who's the other one thirty or whatever that was. Yeah, but in the in fit not in footy word Who's the other one? Trayard and the Trayard games they always have driving portions now is always the way to tell a difference well down the quality I actually like the Trayard games. I think they get a bad rap. Yeah, world or was fine nothing nothing wrong with that Well unless you play it on better and then the games fucking bullshit What happened to you put up? I've only talked about that in podcasts before. They ain't fucking cheats dude They can't that gave us impossible. They will like they will throw a grenade into your mouth

They'll spawn in your butt like I believe I apologize if we've told this before I can't I don't know if we totally with you I'm fucking on veteran like the difference between veteran in a trailer game And an infinity war game is in finney word they ratchet up the difficulty and veteran on triark They fucking cheat like dirty cheaters. I was on this portion on my second level where I had to storm a beach And then I had to lay some targets so fucking planes could come by and drop some bombs I did some fucking Nazis or whatever or some some Japanese people. Somebody was getting fucking murdered, right? And I couldn't get past this point in the game because anytime I pop my head up,

one shot killed me, right? Right, yeah. Yeah, you know I'm talking about that. I mean, it really gets to a point where it's just like, okay, I'm gonna run from A to B a day, I die. I die, I die. I die, I die, I die, I die, I die, I die, I die, I die, I die, I die, I die, I die, I die, I die, I die, I die, I die, I die, I die, I die, I die, I die, I die, I die,

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and not even turn around. They'd be like 19 fucking Japanese dude run a bar and they'd be like, oh, what's up? Anyway, I'm just looking, there might be somebody in that tree, you know? And they just fucking slaughter me. So I hit in a bunker and I was like, I'm gonna conquer your bunker, I was looking there might be somebody in that tree, you know, and they just fucking saw to me So I hit in a bunker and I was like I'm gonna concrete bunker. I'm fucking set There's one way in and I'm looking at it. I'm fine

Sitting that bunker about 30 seconds the game starts spawning grenades behind you. They weren't there weren't as many grenades Made for two as a peer in a game. I agree they just come out out everywhere. I agree. They spawn grenades underground. Under water. I mean, it's fucking crazy. That's awesome. That being said, if you played in any of the other difficulties, good game. But I mean, probably modern combat, I'd like to more, right? What? Yeah. Modern water. Modern water. Thank you. Just a try and combat. Yeah, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom like that, like the scene in Modern Warfare, where after the Newt goes off, fucking blew my mind. And so they saw that and they did that four times to you. Was that the world at war?

Was that the first game that you've played that they have major characters? Surely it's not, but for some reason when I played it was like, wow, this is so innovative, but it could have been the first. You you go you can switch between Mario and Luigi And Luigi dies like a bit of a controller. I can you know, I don't like Mario 2 you could play as toad in princess as well It's true. She was so hot. She could float. She could float my bed I really not that into princess I don't't know where it's sex stuff about her. Why not? She's all up to you. It's true. You can bring back the owner.

It's like a taming of the shoe. Exactly. Wait, was that peach or totes? Like Madonna guys. She's totes jewel. Yeah. Like Luke always pees, right? Like she's the new princess? Yeah, I think so. Speaking of awkward sexual moments with talking about princess peach there. We had a moment today we with talking about Princess Peach there We had a moment today. We were talking about hot chicks from Comic Con past and we mentioned

the I think it was come with a comic on the e3 we mentioned the girl with one leg that they put the machine gun on her leg That was a comic con for for planet terror and how hot she was and then like all of a sudden we all got quiet I don't know I realized we were all trying to figure out what it would be like to have sex with a one-legged chick It was super awkward. Did you say it? It was super creepy. It was super creepy. I could see it in all of your faces And I saw it because I recognized it That was the worst that was that was pretty fucking terrible. Yeah, that ended lunch And then we all played doodle jump Except for you because you ever bought it. I just want to ask, were you picturing with Gunner without?

I don't think it's appropriate to talk about that. You know, that's dangerous. That's living on the edge. You make one wrong move and she fucking kicks her foot off. That's true. Or something. Don't be worried about the foot. Well, we killed that.

Right. Now I'm imagining it again. You know, while we have a little bit of downtime here, I want to make a quick plug, actually, if that's okay with you guys. That's okay with me. Someone who did a theme song for the drunk tank a couple of weeks ago, and if you remember him, the boy wonder,

I saw his journal on Rister T. I guess he has a show at the beauty bar here in Austin on October 25th. Let's see the guitar player, dude. Yeah, he was the guitar player. Yeah, I remember that one being pretty good. Yeah, he was pretty good. Uh, according to his journal He's got a show October 25th starts at 6.30 p.m. Sweet and that's beauty bars down on Seven seven thread river. That's right. Okay, so I didn't tell him I was gonna plug his show, but I'm plugging it So you're welcome. You're so sweet. I know I think I look out for him. Oh, yeah. He's kind of he's kind of my protege. When is it?

Should we get up October 25th? So that's why there's a guitar at your desk now. Yeah That's exactly the guitar and a lot of Jack Johnson playing in the office Jack Johnson and John Mayer Won't stop talking about your bubbly toes bubbly toes is that it's like a Jack Johnson song or something? That is That's I That is like Jack Johnson song. That is. That is. Fortunately for me, I gotta say, I'm not familiar with Jack Johnson song. I promise you can go walk down to Jester at the University of Texas and see five guys playing that on a guitar any given day at night or any given night.

A given day at night? Way to go, Jack. Thank you. I caught it myself. That's the worst part. But I fucking left the room to go pass on a message and then also to get a couple of beers and I come back and Jack turned gay. No, I was talking about like, where'd you go to college? I had two brief semester long stints of college in my life. He went to college with Uncle Sam. I breathed into college and quaked. I I did this is the time to quit I've been a year a

beautiful year of my life what was your major my doings phosphorus day in a life that dude that's not a fucking joke you didn't you I was a reporter I was in a training accident yeah a training act where we're the engineering brigade or battalion shot White Foss for us at me. Jesus Christ. And I fucking, and I found out what kind of man I am. It was me in this female reporter who I didn't particularly like on top of a, on top of this track. And as soon as I looked up in the sky was on fire, I pushed her out of the way and dove straight first into it.

And I love to throw up there. Don't be, don't be, to be fair, she was kind of a bitch. I'll let that case. That would be the worst way to die in the military in a training accident. Yeah, that would suck. It happens a lot, unfortunately. Really? Yeah.

But I will say that I think it happened to Starship Troopers. I did briefly go to Starship Troopers coming up along today. I briefly went to the University of South Carolina, and then I also went to Rutgers very briefly. You went to Rutgers? Yeah, very briefly. You were Scarlet Knight. He took the tour of a university. That's why he's my very briefly.

I had to use a bathroom. Oh, it's a mess, though. It's like a semester, but I thought it didn't. Security escorted him off the campus, shortly thereafter. Did it James Gennalfini go to Rutgers or something like that? I don't know. I remember when Rutgers was doing really good

a couple of years ago in football, and they were like, god damn it. When they were doing well in football and I remember like the one game they finally lost was on ESPN because they went like 10 and O.O. just started to see you know. Oh yeah yeah. That was like three years ago right? Yeah yeah and then I remember like they show the sideline James Gain Alfin he was on the sideline of all people.

Luckily I didn't go to fucking UT because your education is stellar. Because I don't know the discipline good and well or when they use it or when they see me or I. You know most of that middle school English you learn. No no no that's that good and well or when it's me or I. You know, most of that middle school English you learn. No, no, no, that's that middle school dude. Come on. It's like just great. That's true. There you go. No, middle school in Alabama. Don't be so hard on the name of it in front of me. That's why it's so fresh in my head because I love it. That is my twelfth grade English class.

Now college wasn't for me, Jack, but thank you asking. So just sum up, almost dead reporter, college not for you, Jack can't speak good. See what I did. You actually use it correctly that time. Did I? No. I think I did, but you're on to it. Asshole.

You're aware, and that's what's important. Hey, Joe, getting up. No, that's uh that's what's important. Hey Joe getting up There's no more beer. That's not really a little secure a few. Yeah, we uh we uh it was raining outside So we didn't want to walk all over the convenience store So into the coffee shop next door and uh stuck a couple beers out convinced them to sell his beers under the table Oh really? Why I mean why would those guys not let us sneak be I mean give me a break they're really seeing that you're drinking aren't you? They should bring us more. As long

as you anyway it's we're not you know I don't want to get the coffee shop guys in trouble. That was really cool. It was fucking great. It was Starbucks right? It was a Starbucks sold you a dose of Eccles. Yeah it a starbucks at six in congress starbucks right So so delicious try the new pike street roast That sounds totally believable Does that work to the oldest money now? I plug their product. Yeah speaking of products who are we not sponsored by this? We're not sponsored we're not infinity warder But we're not sponsored by a s We're not sponsored. We're not infinity ward or No, we're not sponsored by Assassin's Creed 2. That's what I

Fucking left him on a desert island. Dude, I want to play the game. It's it's right up there. It's a tough Dude, I'll say I never played the first game But I'm looking forward to this one to Assassin's Creed 2 because of the flags like that suddenly become like I love making maps now Like that's my thing. I freaking love doing it. Yeah, and I know Assassin's Creed 2 is absolutely gonna have that right? Well, you know, I'm making a map to success. Let me say something here Jack other collectibles in the map Every game for every game that comes out from here on out you need to make a map I agree because I had to write custom tools for you to fucking upload maps to the website

But it's going. It's be made awesome tools I can use it every week now. I gave you praise. I know I know I got it in my defense. I'm a lazy fucking ass And I had to work for like 45 minutes to get those working super cool if you do that I really it was even if Jack doesn't I appreciate it. No, I told them earlier earlier today completely That means a lot to me Jeff Thank you very much. I'm glad to see that hey my best friend I see you do a good job. I want you to okay

Accolades to be fucking thrust upon so what other games you think will have maps will assassins create obviously Sure what else do you think is coming out in the next few months that would require a map? I've read left for dead doesn't require man For probably won't there be is there there were like hidden in, it was Intel, that was only World of War, right? Intel was in Call of Duty 4. That was, yeah, it was still probably something like that, but it probably won't require a map though, right? What do you think about Spinner still conviction? It was not too bad. I would think that I'm a map. That's why I'm part of a map. Dante's in Furnow, but I don't know. Dante's in Furnow probably will.

Well, I don't know. I mean, it's not really a map tie. Don't things in for us very very linear game That's not a bad thing necessarily, but it's a very like you know, I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna Stretch this a bit, but you know what probably is gonna have a map what's that on charted to and Gus as a copy of it Hey, that's right. Well, we're a little behind the schedule. I mean that game just came out So we're little behind schedule trying to make a map for that. That's true. Well, usually we usually don't have access to game. It's not like there's any PS3 owners around the I'm gonna try to do some achievement hundred videos in that game. Yeah, we're doing a PS3. Yeah First time we're doing this trophy hunter video

Shit, we own that. I don't know. I better fucking register that before put this out. Yeah, we better get on it Well, do you know it's excited about the the trophies Brandon Brandon's a PS3 gamer? Oh, yeah, he is a big time. He was asking us about it. Who's Brandon again? He's the cat. Okay. He's the kid that works in our office. Oh that guy the coffee dude coffee kit. Yeah George the Starbucks get me coffee Brandon. That's oh, that's yeah, Brandon. Okay. I remember that now Brandon that's oh yeah Brandon okay I remember that now Brandon we're gonna be the room we'll see if he listens to the podcast no one say shit to him about it and see if he pays attention

I would we ever talk to Brandon no I'm kidding lovely chap think the world of Brandon super nice kid so do you miss Gav me and Gav and not really yeah I really can't believe that Gav's gone. I mean it seems like he was how long was he here? Dude. He was here for fucking three months. Was it only for the second time he was here this year? It seems like it was a lot longer than that. It was pretty weird to take him to the airport and then to go home and like not have him whining about how we weren't playing video games in the living room.

This is the first time since New Super Marbos came out in the DS that he's come to the US and we haven't had our new super marbillars face off. Isn't that don't you always win? Yeah. Maybe he just fucking had enough. No, he wanted to play. I kept forgetting to bring my second DS and he, I don't know where his DS is, so I have to bring two win whenever we want to play. And I just kept going to bring a second one in. Because he can't be bothered to be fucking responsible. He can't be bothered to get his ass kicked. He can't, you can't put any work into that. Right. So what is he doing back in

the UK right now? What do you think? Fucking crying himself to sleep every night. Wishing he was an America. Listen America. No, no sounds for you. Pour one out for the homie. You're really good at making people not talk. That's like a quality. I'm responsible for making everyone talk. I'm really being a great person. You're responsible for making people not talk. If you've never had a problem, you will not talk until you start showing up. Oh, in that case, I'm good at that. Yeah, you're definitely good at that. We're going to bring up awkward silences or. Hey, Jack, you're a movie dude, right? Okay. Kind of. What's the last movie? So, last movie I caught in a theater. Was I say theater? wip it oh if he if he's talking about that I I watched uh uh what set in Austin and we're not filmed in Austin.

Yeah, Austin's fucking film scene is awesome. Yeah, the film scene here is so stupid. The way they, yeah, they've lost so much. And you, you've confirmed that we lost our Friday night lights, right? Yeah, Friday night. Well, you should, you should clarify it. The movies are Wipit and Zombie. Yeah, Wipit and Zombie Land.

Zombie Land, at one point, the, the kid in the movie, he's going to the University of Austin and he talks about leaving Austin to go I think north or someone University of Austin wasn't that road trip? Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I think he says at university in Austin like he mentions Austin by name and then with it takes place in Austin it takes place in a fictional town north of Austin and then then downtown Austin is where the roller derby takes place and they film the stereo's here and then film then film the film extors and they shot inside the almeritts which is kind of cool. Where they shoot. They shot like down on South Congress. No, where they shoot. Well Michigan. They filmed in Michigan. And then all

those unemployed auto workers got to do something. Yeah, and they shot Zambi Land in Georgia and Val Dosta, Georgia. I'm glad we brought this up because I like to talk about a journal that you wrote about Wipit that Gus and I were both creeped out by Because in your journal you spent like a paragraph talking about how cute each girl in the movie was in different ways and Essentially how you wanted to bang them. What's creepy about that? How's that different than any of your journals? It was it was just it Dude Ellen Page is freaking great in the movie and the chick who is maybe on a rest of development is still adorable. It wreaked a

stalkerism. I don't know. I'm a little concerned. I go too far. As a reform stalker, I got no problem with it. That's our fucking joke. Gus fucking stalked that chick who now you probably hate because you turn out to be wacko Republican Yeah, I'm not that all Republicans are wacko. I'm sorry. Why do you gotta hate no? She's just a wacko conservative you fucking you would hate her to you totally fucking stop a lisman castle back Yeah, dude, she was a lisman fellarsky back Flawarsky you fell in love with a survivor and then he ended up in his job He had to travel constantly and you ended up it was a road island

Yeah, it was a cranson road. I mean he knew that she was from Rhode Island because a survivor so he fucking He fucking found out where her parents lived and he drove by their house It was like it was like half a mile from the office where I was working Jacked off in her front yard I left her a present in their mail practically They're practically married. I have to do a charm filled with my hair under her front line and drove away real fast.

He fucking called me to tell me that I was like, what is wrong with you? That's horrible. How did that become a good idea? I want to go to repair it. Jack wants a no. It was a good idea to let to her dad, you know. It was all good fun. Was it nice house? I don't remember, honestly. That was like, I mean shit, that was eight years ago?

Yeah, it was a long, long time. It was a real long time. It was pre-RVB for sure. Yeah. It's all over. I don't really remember too well. Wait, so why you fall out of grace with Elizabeth Elizabeth Hasselbeck? Because she's fucking insane She got on the view and opened her mouth. Yeah, that show that's a terrifying show, man Yeah, it's it's it's something else Like I don't know man. I've seen some clips of it. It's just like it's women like screaming at shit that they're not happy with right

That's the basic premise of the show. I see I mean, I don't know I never really watch the show So I don't know if there's any you know redeeming valley to it all I ever see is like well You never you never you've never you've never watched a show. I've also never watched a show But does can you imagine what the show I'm trying to play devil's advocate like I mean if people only show you know Only cut like the worst things that ever said in my life What if we and if those other things to take the other side of Once again, I had to step out of the room what what what we're talking about we're talking about the view Yeah, we still have that I've seen you defending you

I mean the view No, no, no, you're right. It's because I've never seen it. So I don't know I've seen the view a few times It it. You've been married too long. No, my wife wouldn't watch the fucking view. What is good about the view? You know what's good about the view? I like, is she currently on it? I have a goldberg's on it. I was down at the goldberg's.

I found out she was a fucking pedophile allegedly. She defended Roman plancy. She was in that group of people. That doesn't make her a pedophile Doesn't it it makes her a supporter of pedophiles well then which she said you go would she say it's offensive She just talked about like there's rape and then there's rape that what happens? Yeah, it wasn't rape rape. It was just rape This is getting oddly serious I like I can understand that I like you you think it's considered I think it's socially it's a there's rape her there's fucking a 13 year old girl in the ass Well she begs you not to well after you've drugged her well I guess that's Raven and there's my have a we might have a point that family friendly podcast I didn't really hey

I'll have you know I spent an extra 10 minutes figuring out how to put the explicit tag on a podcast in my shoes so that we could say shit like this. She probably cuts that. I was like, okay. Wait a minute. There's already right. I'm not really up. I'm not really up on that 20 day. He sawd himize the 13 year old girl while she begged him to stop at three. She gave him fucking doze throw up with champagne and quailudes. But then he like pled guilty and before he wants a jail he bolted right like he left the country right he pled guilty then the judge who was going to sentence him who does not necessarily have to he's not bound by that agreement was going to sentence him to an extra like 40 days in prison so he decided he want to do that so he left so poor Roman plants he had to flee America and he's

been exiled from a family France where he's fucking from and he's been out of the country like 20 years and he was in Russia it's been long it was in 79 he's been 30 years and he was in Russia or 3 yeah dude and cut would you spend would you spend 40 would you spend 40 days in prison that's a bad question so what's up with this video games how about that video game about rain so how long is it gonna take me to get to level 20 and get a mountain or lower level 20 and get a mountain fuck you dude back when we play wow here's a good one you guys get to level fucking what was it 40 what's the game tell me what was it was 40 you said to give the level 40 you get a mountain and also we're getting triple experience right now Yeah, I refer to him and that's good deal. I've even shown him how we can summon each other

Yeah, he's is correct anyway to go back to your earlier question I like the view because I think Joey Bayhars pretty awesome. She was on daily show recently. Yeah, she's fucking funny, dude Joy Bayhawaii Bayhawaii Not Joey Bayhawaii that's a Joey. It's Joey Bayhawaii It's a bit of sound Joey Joey Bayhawaii was on a show called blossom I don't think he was no No, I don't think so. What was his catchphrase? He said there was something he was doing.

Oh, yeah, that's it. Okay. No, Joey Bayhara is fucking funny. That's the second time Blossom's come up today for me. That's pretty common for you, right? I guess so. Good luck editing this thing today, guys. Yeah, that's going to be a fucking nightmare.

This podcast is fucking wrecked. Are you going to edit the rape thing? Yeah, I can't really edit it when you get bringing it up. Gus, what are you looking forward to playing on an Xbox the next couple weeks? Well, you know, actually, I'm gonna redirect that question a little. I'm looking forward to playing Uncharted 2 right now. Okay. You were talking, you were saying the, the acting and the voice acting in Uncharted was good, right?

No, that was Bernie. Oh yeah? Yes. Is it good? I don't know. I've never played Uncharted. Why don't we ask Bernie? Oh wait, he's not fucking here. And again with the silence.

I've been looking forward to playing Uncharted. Bernie bought Uncharted. He lent it to me last week. I'm not trying to play it yet. So like me with the sassons Creed, you're playing the sequel before he plays the original. Is he done with that thing? What was he going to not play it for the original? Yeah, he's playing ODST now.

Hey, by the way, awesome game, ODST. Have you started playing Uncharted one yet? No. You're going to love the voice acting. I'm looking forward to it. I'm going to play Uncharted 2 first, then we'll go back and play it. Okay, yeah, I don't know about Uncharted 2 gonna love the voice acting. I'm looking for to I'm gonna play a chart to first and we'll back and play okay Yeah, I don't know about it. I'm sure to do but the voice acting in it and charter one. I thought was really good It's gonna keep hearing yeah, you really like it. They get

I think probably talked about I hear there are some machinima tools in uncharted two that are supposed to be pretty good I even I know I just got the game. I haven't opened it yet, right but I'm looking forward to checking it out I just come see what's in there. Like a movie mode or something like that. Right. I have no idea what that's about. So hopefully next podcast after having played for a week, I'll be able to talk about it. And a little major first movie.

Maybe. What's it going to be about? It's going to be about a dude who's like a male Lara Croft going through tunes looking for treasure. Stellar voice acting. Yeah, awesome voice acting. Awesome. Speaking of gaming, Gus, what's going on this week? You wanted to talk about. Looking for treasure with stellar voice acting. Yeah, with awesome voice acting awesome I mean speaking of gaming Gus. What's going on this week? You wanted to talk about oh, yeah

There's a there's an event once again. I mean this is a second that should be this try and help This is the second thing I've plugged in Austin, but if you live in Austin. There's a game on Austin event going on It's called game on what is that game on it's a I guess the chronicle and screen burn itself by Southwester putting it on it's Thursday October 15th 7 to 10 p.m. at the Mohawk which is at you know 9th and Red River it's an all ages event I guess you can play you know all kinds of new games that are coming out and there's a rock band tournament and I guess if you win you get like free South by Southwest badge that's pretty fucking good dude Salas Ellis exp all this experience. It's an all-age thing like I said Thursday October 15th 7 and 10 p.m. If you live in Austin go check it out. I'm gonna try to go

Jeff said he can't go my life will let me yeah she's gonna Band practice or something Jack said he wants to go. Yeah, I'll probably go. Mr. Band practice for the rock band contest I don't think it is. But yeah, it seems like a cool event and it's time the screen burn at South by Southwest, which we've read panels for before in the past. Yeah, awesome stuff. And it's good times. I'm gonna tell you a little something about that place, Mohawk. Cool place in all of nice building, but if you ever get stuck going south on Red River, and you get at that red light right there by Mohawk, if you look at the big red vertical Mohawk sign,

it's just slightly off-kilter and it's fucking annoying And you notice it it's like seeing a dead pixel on your computer screen once you see it You can never see it and I find myself always being stuck looking at how off that fucking Mohawk You know it draws me fucking nuts. I think I used to go to that place back when it was caucus club like caucus club You and I we both went ten years ago or something. Yeah, you and I went there together one time Yeah, they said you like swing dancing and shit there. Oh Yeah, and they fucking and that did we used to work with at the old place was in the swing dancing Not that we would go there with him because he would never know. No, we never did but that stuff

But but yeah, they was like the swing club you guys were big swingers Now the proper response was silence. Yeah, yeah, I made him laugh. I high. I win this one No, that place is huge though I've been inside that place It's actually really really big really how many square feet would you estimate it is like 50 Jackson every good numbers or words no, Jackson. I did say two store a reason they have like no, I'm not very well with words Oh, I'm sorry They have like an indoor and then there's like outside.

It's upstairs and downstairs. That's gonna be raining all this week though, right? No, I think it's supposed to let up by Thursday, I think. Yeah. It's rain, I would say, three quarters of the day as I've been back in Austin. It's rained three quarters of the day, I'm supposed to get siding, put up on my house. Oh, fuck, is that what's going on? Yeah, I gotta wait for the rain to stop to have everything dry out so get siding put up on my house. Oh fuck is that what's going on?

Yeah, I gotta wait for the rain to stop to have everything dry out so I don't have mold in my house. Why can't you play D&D tonight again? Because you had a tile grouted? Yeah, the tile in the living room and the bedroom is being grouted and sealed. So no one can be there right now so I have to take my wife to Kyle this morning because she can't be in the house and I have to go get her after work. Alright, do we have much else to talk about how it takes oh yeah there's nothing else to talk about

let's talk about politics no other any movies coming out uh... hey what's the deal with that paranormal activity movies anybody know anything about that i haven't seen it but the trailer freaks me out yeah it's pretty scary but i'm kind of a pussy when it comes to carry me a million people tweeted about it apparently it looks like i did it they had a thing arose they had a twitter thing where if you demanded like you go to

the website hit the demand button if they had a million people demand the movie supposedly was going to open wide hey you slash it was an open wide anyway it doesn't fucking matter no fucking why do you want to talk about it demand over the internet that they released this movie that was made for like fifteen thousand dollars and sold its lam dance right yeah, that's all the slam dance really yeah I'm so slam is that the first movie ever to sell it slam Yeah, cannibal musical play to slam dance is that the first movie ever to sell it slam dance?

Cannibal musical did not sell it Yeah, it's still sold I could sell my small toe to trauma do it. I could show you. Maybe I will I get you to buy 2 p.m Nail polish I I can't get one till 3 p.m All right, so anything else anyone to talk about before I'm not nothing Do believe it or not we have an outro this week Yeah, really do we really yeah, it's not a it's not a music But is it gonna be as good as the intro? It's not a music. It's not music. It's a it's a PSA Oh, I'm gonna hear about it.

For a fundraiser. Did you make this? No, I didn't. Dude, I made it. But all the information's in the outro. Oh, so I should listen to learn more. Okay, so listen. Okay.

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