Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #39

Episode Date: December 9, 2009

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Twisted metal, now only on peacock How crazy is it Gus? How how how crazy crazy crazy is it, Gus? How crazy is it, Gus? Just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, because that's not quite as cool. That's quite as effective. Well, since you said that, I think we actually should introduce ourselves. I think we haven't introduced ourselves the last couple of podcasts. And maybe a confusing for people who did the song. The person who's talking about wow is Gus. That was DJ Felix. DJ Felix. That's awesome.

Is he on the site? I wonder if he's a licensed DJ. Is that the username on our site? I don't know. That's what he wrote on his email. Thank you, right. He gets an award for sure. DJ Felix on the ones and twos. How did he go? One and zero how do you spell Felix the normal way not the internet way? Oh, okay? I'm really surprised

So it's not pH. There's no three for instead of any pH EEL IX Felix we got it the first time you like it. Yeah, it's a It's a podcast. I'm Gus It's not a spelling bee. I'm Jeff. I'm Joel. I'm Jack. How you doing, Jack? I'm good, man. I haven't seen you since the other day at the airport Chicago. It's the Jack has this amazing, amazing, amazing ability and this happened to me. I was one time in Las Vegas taking a flight from Vegas to Seattle and then all of a sudden, bam, there's Jack out of nowhere. And he's like, hey, I'm sitting next to you on the flight. It's like, what?

And there he was. And this happened again. So I was up in Montreal checking out Army of two, EA brought me up there and check out some stuff for achievement hunter. And I was flying back and I knew what Joel and Gus were out in Canada somewhere doing some work and Sure enough three of us were of course in Chicago, which makes no yeah, and so flying back on Saturday I knew these guys were coming back on Sunday and so flying back on Saturday I'm I'm landing in oh a hair airport up in Chicago and I turned on my phone the first thing that pops up is a notification

Gus is checked in a Chicago Oh hair international airport a four square notification a four square notification And I was like and it was from eight minutes ago I was like what the hell and so I I checked into and then I called Gus I'm like are you in the airport and he's sure enough so not only were we at the airport at the same time But we landed at about the exact same thing. Yeah, because I checked in like the second we landed And you guys ended up on the same flight back to Austin. Yeah And it's like in the last six weeks of wild of course Joel and I wrote up in the front of the plane. That's true

Oh, you guys in first class. Yeah, we were in the big boy seats and Jack I was trying to get his seat number out of him because I was gonna like send him back drinks Okay, but he was gonna give me a seat now. I get me my seat number. Oh, no, did you guys I'm trying to get a feel for this Did you guys upgrade the first class or were was that a part of the deal? You know the pilot came out and said, you, you two, you got it. We were called up to the majors. No, we upgraded.

It was like two upgrade points. Okay, and I think I have like 13. Yeah. Wow. It's always worth it. Yeah, but it was pretty cool, but at the same time, that flight back was so painful because we sat in a little restaurant in the Chicago over here airport.

This is a little restaurant called Chili Stingel. This is the dress. I gotta give props to four square because as a direct result from four square, Jack was able to get a seat at a restaurant at the airport where we could watch college football. Apparently it was a big college football day and everyone, like all the TVs were like, people were surrounding them because it was Florida, Alabama. Then as soon as that was over, it was Texas, Nebraska. Yeah. And so, so we landed, probably what will you say about the fourth quarter of the Florida Alabama game was on. And so I told

these guys to meet me at this this little restaurant and we watched the end of the the Florida Alabama game. And the problem was we watched the first maybe quarter of the Texas Nebraska game and we we had to leave where we were sitting go to our plane and Texas was down six to nothing and the last tweet I read before I to shut off my phone for the airplane was a hairy from any cool saying Colt McCoy just got sacked looks like he's injured that was the last thing I read for a three hour flight completely lost communication it It was horrible. And also, when we were watching the game there

at the restaurant in Chicago, I didn't realize how close we were to Nebraska, because everyone there was in Nebraska fan. Yeah, every time anything bad would happen, Texas would be a clap, clap, clap, clap. Like a golf clap. No, that was definitely people who were anti-UT fans. It was that was the thing.

It was so funny that Jack was able to ascertain based on the clapping cadence. That they weren't rooting for Nebraska. They were rooting against Texas. And he was right because there was at one play where the Texas receiver dropped the ball, nothing, nothing, nothing. Vinn the Nebraska defensive backs,

smacks the Texas receiver, really are then clapping, clapping. Why do you think that is? Do you think you guys are becoming the Yankees of college football? I hope not please come on ask in the mean why are they anti-Ut? there's there's no Yankees of any there's only one evil I don't I don't see how that comparison's after all yeah I think what happened you guys are saying they weren't

foreign Nebraska they were just anti-Ut well I think what happened was Texas it people think Texas got here undeservedly because we didn't really play any solid really top teams Yeah, we're undefeated, but so is Boise State so Use Cincinnati now I mean it's true. We did not we are scheduled should have been harder But I mean we did face like four teams in the top 20 right? Yeah Like Oklahoma who's now at the time 75 at the time you t played them now I think in the end and out of the seasons over I think they're only turned out to be one team in the schedule because we crushed their soul. That's true

If they had faiths because you guys knocked them out right yeah totally well We yeah we killed Bradford for the air that's not we we knocked out Bradford for the air and DeMarco Murray waiting but I got I got to say seeing Tim T. Bo go down was it was kind of kind of good so Yeah, it's it's it's gonna be an awkward first week of January It's gonna be really any way you look at it because it's either gonna be an Alabama or Texas win and I am I am the lone Alabama fan in the office being from Alabama and the rest of you with the exception of Gus who dropped out of college The rest of you all went to UT. Yeah, we actually all graduated from UT

So it's me versus the entire office you didn't actually go to Alabama right did you have you stepped, the message you all went to UT. Yeah, we actually all graduated from UT. So it's me versus the entire office. You didn't actually go to Alabama, right? Did you have you stepped on the campus at all or anything? Yeah, I've been to the campus. Okay, I think we college. I didn't college anywhere. The police established that. There was a road closing, the police car

had to take you through the Alabama campus to get to the station. We were, we were seeing they're watching the Florida Alabama game and at one point Jack goes, hey, look, Tibo has the score of the game on his 1332 I think is what it said it said 16 13 13 which was almost a score Which I thought was the funniest thing in the world Yeah, but you know what we should do is an exercise for homework for podcasts people

They should look up the score of the Florida Alabama game and then find the Bible quote that goes with that Yeah, see what that says. Have you seen the video on college humor of the Tim Teebo Tim Teebo Tim Teebo thing? Yeah, it's just someone took the Florida Florida state game and Pulled every reference to Tim Teebo just his name and it's like a seven minute long video of the announcers talking about Tim Teebo I get it I didn't hate Tim Teebo as much until after you keep telling the story It's like the big Lebowski fuck video. Yeah, basically. Yeah anyway, and enough of Tim Tibo You're just contributing to it by talking about them

Do you see the linebacker holding his head ever so gently? I'm starting to think that you might be a little Man crush totally Yeah, the whole time you likes to talk shit about him, you sure bring him up. The whole time we were watching the game at the Chicago restaurant Jack very loudly talking shit about him to you. He was like, Oh, look at him. He's crying. What a baby. God, he's also looking ass. That's what is pretty eyes. What can I say? And he's probably going to make a lot of money too. So yeah, well, is this the most uninterrupted sports talk we've ever had on the

podcast I don't know we had one a couple weeks ago where we talked about sports for a while by possibly I don't think there's necessarily a lot of sports fans that listen to this podcast yeah I don't think so either I think it's great that we started with an eight-minute segment about sport well okay so so what Texas and Alabama are playing the national championship game and so there's not going to be any bet between you and Bernie or anyone else in the office. No, no, no It's a no one situation for me. I'm trying to you can't you like to like the crappy college bet where it's like I listen to my team loses we play I treat I got a I can feel it right now I disturbance in the force of Bernie is listening to this podcast. He's pulling his hair out right now

Listen, I don't follow that shit as closely as you guys do Uh, and so ultimately I don't really care. I'm just happy you know you've made it to them You guys are probably gonna be favored right? Oh, they're definitely heavily favored heavily favored. Yeah, but uh I mean it Everybody saw the game Saturday. Hey ingram. Uh, I don't think it's heavily. I think it's actually a four-year I'm just gonna shout out names of players Thank you for it McElroy Uh

I Alba Emma loses and then you guys are gonna be smug For fucking ever Not what I really care Or you know more probably Alba Emma wins And then you guys are just bitter Gus won't be a dick Gus is a good guy

You know this is what I have Burnin' you I won't give you the same room with Burnin' you They'll be like one play I can see into the future Oh and to go and he dropped the ball and the rest of that and the ref is completely wrong yeah right there'll be a bad that's a bad ref call and Alabama will win and somehow that ref call will be my fault for the will be I just hope it's a good game oh god did you guys uh here about the did

you guys see the 60 minutes thing about the NBA ref no you told us about no what was going on everything is is fixed, apparently. Yeah. That's all he needed to know. That's about a moment. And he's all fixed. And he's all fixed. It's all fixed.

Come on, elaborate, Joel. You can't just say, hey, did you see that 60 minutes thing? Well, I'll just, I'm worried that I'm keeping the sports talk going too long. No, go, go. Well, it was just, it was the NBA ref, right? And it turns out he got 80% of the game. He would be bet on games in Vegas. And like 80% of the games he got right.

And, uh, the reason why he knew that is because he understood certain relationships between refs and players, like he knew certain refs, like hated, uh, certain players. And like based on that, he would bet the money. I thought maybe he was betting on games he was officiating. He did that as well. That was sort of the downfall of it, I think. Yeah. Like if he'd never bet on games he officiated, do you think as well? That was sort of the downfall of it I think. Yeah.

Like if he'd never bet on games he officiated, do you think it'd be nearly as big of a deal? No. Yeah. It should be though. Yeah. It should be a big deal. But I mean, if you're associated with anything in any way

and you're betting on like Pete Rose, it just, you cannot do that. It like destroys the integrity of it. Yeah, it's like that year I bet at the machinima film festival. And then I go, well, did you bet on Jeff bombing a joke? Dude that joke was awesome The ref totally made the wrong call on that That was jadja was fucking brilliant. You see me that clip forever ago. It's just the most painful thing

It's one of my painful for you, maybe it wasn't painful for me fucking Mike cut out. Oh, I didn't care So so how was your trip to Montreal Jack? How was how was army to it? It was really nice our Armagedes really really cool. We got to play some multiplayer modes. All the different multiplayer modes and talk to the producer and stuff. And uh, yeah, I'm looking forward to the game itself feels a lot better than the first one. The first one felt kind of light. I don't know if that's the best way to describe it, but I like the characters that don't feel like they had weight to them. Like when you hit something. I don't

know, but that's a lot of that stuff. Something to the fix the game looks a lot better than I did the first time So what kind of multiplayer modes are there like what what did you play? There's four different ones There's one called extraction which today's like the horde mode of army of two but so it's four players which is kind of cool and The the thing is in in their version of of like the horde mode extraction You're surrounded by enemy spawn points. So they can be coming from anywhere. So there's no place you can go crouch behind and hide and be safe.

And it's a lot of fun. And it's a lot of teamwork you have to do to keep everyone alive. There's your traditional co-op deathmatch. They have one called Warzone, which is a bunch of different like a collect enemy intel or defend this area and it's points-based. And there was one more which I can't for the life of me remember right now, but they're they're all really fun And we get way to good time up there. So it's like Horde mode like a new standard and multiplayer apparently I guess

I wonder if Gears will get the credit for that going you know going forward the fact we're calling it Horde mode You know that's sort of yeah, I guess they coined the vernacular for it. Yeah, coin the vernacular I'm sorry, Mr. Webster You were you're graceiness with your presence today Dude you're never gonna win. I know they may I try try to be smart and they made the words a big word that we use Coin the vernacular. They were gleaming Use the parlance of our time That was that was a correct term right?

No, it was right. You're right. I can not fucking win Gonna get a my skateboard do you have that you have the fucking white spider skateboard? I'm gonna go pump up the volume afterwards Glimbing the kid not a good movie no no, no, it was pump up the volume What what ever happened to frickin? Christian Slater it seemed like one day he was like on top of the world next it was just like he went to prison, didn't he? Yeah, like when hard rain wasn't that the movie? That was

that? Oh, he did go to prison for a while. He couldn't do the promotion for that movie. What did he go for? He went to prison for drugs? I think it was something like that pod. Okay, I need a fact check this because we're potentially defaming some more allegedly. I mean, prison is like a stronger word Okay, I need a fact check this because we're potentially defaming someone allegedly. I mean prison is like a stronger word than jail. You know what I mean? I tell you I heard a story about him recently though.

Recently like a year ago on Howard Stern, I guess he was at a party in the Hamthons and Steve was there and Steve was really in the story. That when currently when Christian Slater gets drunk, he gets super gay and just constantly was trying to make out and hit on Tivo, and then eventually he ended up on the roof of the building and the cops, he wouldn't come down and the cops got called and they had to taser him off the roof of the building

and he fell down and the bushes got up and ran into the woods and disappeared and Tivo called his wife and was like, I don't know what to tell you, but your husband is off in the woods somewhere and the cops can't find him and she goes, yeah, he does that when he gets really drunk he probably also got super gay with you right yeah kind of she goes yeah he does that too allegedly allegedly I have to be paraphrasing a story

from Steve okay what was Christian Slater's big movie big moot cuffs his big Robin Hood his big movie I mean I mean like He did a bunch of movies was like Heather's yeah, yeah movie. I'll say what what did you get famous for? I guess the volume was a was a popular movie in the game What else was he in I mean? Why is he still like why do we still know his name like interview with a vampire was at the last? That's right. He was the guy interviewing Tom Cruise right that you can have the IMDB Christian Slater Yeah, I'm having to look this up

Yeah, I forgot about that he was in Interview with the guy I think that was like his last sort of thing And it's like I feel like I didn't see him again. Do you know amethyst of as was in the first mission impossible movie? Yes, I completely forgot like in the first 20. Yeah, and his character's name was Jack too, which was awesome Yeah, I like it was on it's he a friend of yours now He is totally or BFF you guys are buddies. No, it was on the other day. I like it was on it's he a friend of yours. No, he is totally or BFFs you guys are buddies No, it was on the other day. I'm a TBS or something. Oh shit. I forgot a meal the best of us was in this Yeah, he wasn't in for very long Gordon Bombay got killed by an elevator

What do you get going on there? Guess okay? He was arrested by Los Angeles police and charged with three counts of assault with a deadly weapon in one kind of battery in 1997 We really underplayed that. You're all like, I think maybe draw it maybe like part bad. No, no, it's all with a deadly weapon. I'm not going to comment further because it's all it says, but Wow, we can speculate all over the place. What what what what what would you say his biggest movie is in their

Gus. Broken Arrow. Oh, broken. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. He was on a couple episodes of the West Wing Uh, hollow man, too. You're gonna have to go back. You're gonna go the wrong way. Oh, my own worst enemy TV show Oh, yeah, we're gonna go down the split personalities. Yeah, that was a big deal that ended last It nine episodes. It looks like you need to roll. I'm going to win talkers. That was John Wu, I think I think it was Hard-Rain Austin powers uncredited. What uncredited? He was an easily full security guard. Really? Yep. True romance. Oh true romance. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. Star Trek 6. Patricia Arquette was at her hottest in true romance.

No Robin Hood Prince of Thieves pump up the volume young guns to oh young guns yeah the wizard yeah yeah he was the brother in the wizard yeah he was the brother in the wizard yeah heathers Ellie law all right so that's yeah the equalizer I can remember the last one I thought about that I mean he's way more popular for sure. I mean that's a good amount of well He had he had those iconic teen movies in the 80s, you know I had there's a pump of the volume both were like those are like anthemic teen movies back I can't believe it's right. It's that you know, that's that lasting though. I mean like Anthony Michael Hall I know that it's that lasting

I don't know We're sitting here. We're sitting here talking about him right now. So obviously he's like still in our our realm or whatever How did this conversation about Christian Slater Star? We were grieving the cube. Laming the cube. Oh, right. You guys were being assholes to me Christian Slater came out of that He was in that he was in that you be bowl alone in the dark movie. Oh, yeah, you saw that Doctor Ooveable. I saw some of it We went to Sundance and you watched that. Yeah, Griffin and I were all night. So we went to the movie theater and we made it

about 25 minutes in. You went to Sundance and watching the Oovable movie? Yeah well it was there was nothing going on and Sundance wise that night. It was just like. You couldn't go to a bar and get like drunk. Yeah and you talk. Oh god. Get Get drunk at a bar and you talk is like trying to like kill yourself with like a pair of scissors and I'm sharp enough. Yeah, it's terrible. I mean, it is awful. Joel is absolutely correct. Plus my wife was two months pregnant. So it wasn't like I was drinking. Oh God. This is the last time I say about it. Not to beat us over the head with it, but Christians later serve 59 days of a three-month sentence for the battery charge. So about two-thirds of it. I do remember that happened around the time of hard rain. Wasn't that a Morgan Freeman was in the tube, right? Yeah, when you went to see that movie, I was sick.

I remember I had to flew and I was really jealous that you got to go do stuff. Yeah, and then we left about 30 minutes in. It was so bad. What's her face was in that and played a paleontologist. Terrible, terrible read. She's not scientists material. Lovely lady, I'm sure. In person. It's funny when it gets to the point that sort of the public figures out who you are enough She's not scientists material. Lovely lady, I'm sure. And personally.

It's funny when it gets to the point that sort of the public figures out who you are enough where it's like, well, you just can't play this role. Yeah. You know, which, um, which is most roles for her, I think. You have to play a veterinarian? No. It's not viable. Secretarian.

I don't know. It's typing involved. It is like a, it's like a steam room in here. It's a viable. It's secretary. I don't know, just typing involved. It is like a steam room in here. It's a little warm. Put another rock on the steam pile. That actually wasn't bad. I just like to be quiet. You guys are asking how long it will go.

Although I'll insert some extra silence in post or a little thanks. We'll have a 30 minute pause in the podcast. So Sabotour comes out today. You excited about that Jeff? Yeah, yeah, is that today? Yeah, I'm gonna go out lunch and pick it up I tried to get it this morning, but it wasn't out at the target. Hey, what are we doing for lunch then? Griffin's picking me up and we're gonna go get Sabotour. Do you want to go? Where are we gonna eat? We had talked about going to P Terry's But we also talked about just going on a jackalope after we get Sabotour

So we'll see. It's on what do you want to do? You guys I don't know it all sounds good. It's your first day back in Austin after your trip to frozen tundra. God you guys we uh We saw a car and it wasn't quite a it was so bad there that when we finally got back to the hotel We found a restaurant in the hotel that sort of overlooks this. Guess how would you describe this? The hotel's on top of a hill. And to get to the hotel, which was in downtown, you had to like take this curving road that went up the hill. I think that's a good way to put it, Joel. Yeah, right.

And we just sat there and watched cars crash into each other for three hours. I saw a cop car trying to go up the hill, lose it, and start spinning around coming down the hill and hit the guard rail. And it was like sort of the same pattern every time where it's like you have some cars come one car at the front of the group gets stuck all bets are off you know and then it's like that's it chaos and then eventually after about an hour it all works itself through and then a whole fresh new batch of cars comes and they're not aware of that spot on the ice is like here they come you guys you guys made it up the hill right yeah well I got a actually it's not off and often I'm gonna say this but I have to thank Joel here

When I initially booked our travel I had booked us like a Ford focus or something. Oh We would be dead right now and then Joel was like did you get a four-wheel drive vehicle for that trip? And I was like I didn't but you know what that's probably a good idea you get a John dear for that trip Did you guys did you guys have snow tires? No, we had a Chevy Trailblazer or something with four-wheel drive, and we just slipped it in four-wheel the whole time. Like on the way back to the airport,

we're driving across a field. And presumably on this field, there's a highway under it somewhere, but you don't really know, because it's just a big giant white patch with cars going in the same direction kind of. And that's what we're doing. And in often the distances, we saw this pickup truck and the pickup truck was just just doing 360s just one after the other after you're just spinning and spinning and spinning

and spinning and spinning and it started to slow down and started to slow down and started to slow down it's like oh it's gonna stop and then it's been up again yeah I don't know how it happened faster it's like it's like it's been faster than before it was like how out of control can you be like I guy was, that guy totally lost it. I, I don't often talk about this, but I was previously married to another woman before my current wife. And one time we were driving on the New Jersey Turnpike

and it was a rainy day and she hit a patch going about 65 and we started doing 360s and we started spinning and we went around once and I thought, okay, this is, I, the road road's empty I think we'll be okay we went on a second time and we went on a third time and I thought we should be slowing down at some point what's going on here and I was like why are we still spinning and she's like I don't know I don't know and I look down and she fucking floored it like her response to going into with spin was that fucking nail it and so

I know I really Were actually accelerating as we spun when you looked over to her was she smiling no Buzzing you don't even on our wedding day. It's like planes trains at automobiles. He look over She turned to the devil driving the car. Yeah, that buzzing. You just heard by the way was Jeff's phone on vibrate Yeah, you picked that up. Yeah, no, what? No, no, you pick it up on the mics. Yeah, totally. Oh, huh. Be it. We'll see. Okay Anyway, so it's like maybe this guy had that same problem where like as his first fucking

Response to going into a 360 would be trying to go fast How do you live in an environment like that and not have some sort of fundamental understanding? No, well, the thing was he, yeah, he was spinning real fast for the first six spins and then he slowed down and he almost stopped. He almost came to a complete stop and recovered and then he accelerated right back up into those spins again. I mean, like he probably made like ten three. And none of it makes any sense. I mean, there's like a minivan right next to it, like slowly I mean, there's like a minivan right next to it, like, slowly creaning into it. Did he also hit a street sign that cracked the engine

blocking cost me $2,000? Is that what happened with your 360? That's how we started. We kind of think of it. That driver did look familiar. Yeah. Wow. What the fucking price?

Now, man, 10 years ago. And it was fun. When we first saw that truck, it was like a dot. I'm like, Gus. Gus. It breaks. It breaks. Gus is like, I'm trying.

I'm trying. We just kept this guy. I was hitting the bridge the brakes got like I'm trying I'm trying we just get this I was hitting the bridge it's like we're kind of we're going into the spinning truck so let me ask you guys a question you guys were up in this tundra tundra e canadian town right doing some shit for ristuth and uh why would somebody live there you know that it's funny because I watch the local weather that night and it had like sort of a guy and for a map and the map is like negative one negative four

zero zero and it's just like we're gonna go interview some people now and it's like well, I Guess we live here. I mean just defeat it just defeated broken people and it's like it's almost like they like would forget the year Pat like how do you not how do you not understand? I mean you live here, right? You know what it's like it's almost like they like would forget the year path like how do you not how do you not understand I mean you live here right you know what it's good to see you just want to listen drive that way in two days it'll be okay the fucked up thing was I was watching the weather that night also was watching a different channel and they were doing the weather and the woman was like there's blizzard warnings all around here and it was all places south of us. Like we were north of the blizzards. I was like, how was that even possible? And man, when they blizzard, super blizzard.

I can't see. When they drop a winter storm warning there, it's no joke. And this storm that we, there was two storms. And the second storm, and guess just informed me that this storm continued on its way to California Where I think three people died from that storm in California Do you think do you think those people do you think they pray for global warming? Oh man, it just it makes

Outright here, it's all king Funding Just pray in the air Just funding like industrial companies It's total sense Well anyway, you guys survived and I'm very happy to have you back. It was lonely in the office with that. I'm glad we made it back.

The day we were flying and the day before we were flying, it was a lot of canceled and delayed flying. You guys got the one clear day, probably the season for them. No, it wasn't clear. No. No, it wasn't clear. It was a very harrowing takeoff. Otherwise.

I pictured the plane accelerating down that runway and I I thought what my experience driving at 60 miles an hour was. And I thought we probably have to hit like 180, 200 before we can take off on this run. We're sitting on the tarmac. And it's like, maybe we should try and take a picture, or try and communicate. And you look at the window and like, all you see is white.

And I'm sitting there looking, oh, it's white, and kind of a wing that outstretched into white. So you don't see the end of the wing. And then like a pair of goggles appeared above the wing, behind this gun, and then this gun shot this green crap, all over what they were deicing the plane apparently, but all you could see was some dude in a truck shooting some green stuff, fluid, all over it. That's gotta be the worst job. Well, if it helps you guys, while you were gone,

we had some weather here too. It rained and it was like 50. It's snowed on Friday, didn't it? It's pretty rough. Yeah, and supposedly it snowed. I was in the back room making red versus blue stuff, so I didn't get to see it, but I hear it snowed. You know, to guess and I, that word is,

that's a four-letter word to us. Well, is that a whole other meaning? Like, I'm sure, whatever the snow was, there were like four flakes and you're like, oh, wow, it snowed in time. The funny thing was, I was in Chicago flying up to Montreal on Thursday Don't stop no

See these stop talking Jack is starting to have that Like to feed it looked at the guy in the way This is my lot in life that's it. I will never be happy from that on as long as you guys. Jesus Christ. That was hilarious. Fuck you. Anyway, the funny thing was that you were in Chicago. So I flew to Chicago on Thursday and when I got to Chicago it was snowing and I missed the snow in Austin but I saw snow in Chicago that day before it snowed in Austin. And I haven't seen snow in probably,

what was the last time it snowed in Austin 10 years ago? 97? 12 years ago. I remember I was there. I was here. I was here. No, no, it snowed. It snowed like real late at night, sometime like 2002 or 3.

I remember. Oh, really? Yeah, because I was living a far west, and we went and build a snowman like 4 a.m. and put it in the middle of the road And then a truck hit it. It was awesome and then a cop showed up and he was like, hey, don't don't make snowman I think we're snowman will be full Congratulations podcast audience you got to listen to all of our awesome weather stories

Yeah, you now know the history of snow in Texas. Thanks Jack. You're welcome. Wait, what? Why is that my fault? So Bernie a matter out of town. Yeah they are. I had to transition away from weather. I like and Seattle. They're at the near Charles play. Is that tonight? Charles play? They're the auction. It was Tuesday night. No it's the last night. No no it's the last night. Wait, what's today? Tonight is Tuesday. Yeah it's what I fucking said. It's too yeah. You said it was Tuesday night. What because the podcast comes out on Wednesday. It's true. That's true.

It's like a little sub to fuse. We pretend like we're talking on Wednesday, but we're usually talking on Tuesday. Thanks, Jack. I'm so confused now. Yeah. It was, yes, the charity dinner was last night, Jeff. Oh, great.

I wonder how it went. I haven't talked to them. Yeah, me either. They must have bought much stuff. I hear that there was a record donation this year. Hey, Gus, do you want to go to lunch at the Roaring Fork? They have great Wednesday specials. Yes, Wednesday is the best day for lunch at the Roaring Fork. That is today.

Fuck you. Do you get it now Jack? Is it clear? Oh my god. So we're gonna have to get like, anyway, regardless of target today, Bernie and Matt are out of town. Jack, we have to get like some sort of like safety hat. Oh no. Yeah.

Some sort of like protective device. Just give me a hammer so I can throw. For Jack. Okay. What else does that have? So have you seen that loss commercial, the the chessboard one? No, it's a good. The, it's a good the It's very very good actually Damon Q's one of the producers said it's the best lost

Advertisement he's ever seen and he had no hand in it basically for the season six of lost Is he saying everything that he is involved with sucks? I say it's not as good not necessarily sucks. It's not as good For season six of lost ABC and I guess JJ Abrams whoever else asked that they do not release any footage or stills or anything, just to keep everything super secret. So these these production companies are having to make trailers and commercials based on older stuff. And so some Spanish, I want to say with Spanish TV station made a lost ad and it's like set up, it's someone reading a poem, and it's talking about chessboard,

and how all the pieces are in place for the final moves. And it's really, really cool. And you have to watch a video to check it out, but I really dug it, and it's cool advertising. That sounds like something I'll have to link to. It does, you like that? Yes. Fantastic.

That means I have to watch it. Yeah does. You like that? Yes. Fantastic. That means I get to watch it. Yeah. I'm excited about Los now. Especially now that Project Runways over. I know. I know. I'm the only one in the office of the Watch's Project Runways.

It's Heidi Klum still hot. She's so hot, dude. She's so hot. Heidi Klum's seal or whatever last thing is now. It's so hot. It's sort of weird though, because that show, it's like they have Heidi Klum who's super hot and then they bring in some chicks that are not as hot as Heidi Klum. No, then nobody holds a candle Yeah, so it's sort of like how can any of these people win this contest?

You should just give the Heidi Klum She's the reigning champion right at the end of the show. They should just keep crowning on the Klum key one She she already won the day she was born We all won, Jeff. So Jack and I were having a conversation, Gus, yesterday. Sounds awesome. Yeah, it was pretty exciting. It was about weather and airport. I bet how bad Tuesday sucked. Jack met a cop. No, we were talking about what we were going to do in January when all of the AAA titles are all gone So I thought January February March we're gonna be slow months We get cool off and maybe pick up some of the older games and go back and start to fit like in a fill out boy

So did I oh my god, how many how many big AAA titles between January February or It depends in January alone depending on what you classified dark void there are four or five AAA titles it's fucking nuts that's more than December it's more than December it's a lot more than December December just had Saboteur but yeah January has like it's our it's Bayonetta um mass effect mass effect army of two and battlefield coming out no it's later a little bit later and another one. What's the other one Joel? What's the other one? Don't forget on the ps3 mag Mag is coming out. Oh dark sideers as well. Yeah, and then February has

Battlefield 2 it has Bio shock to it has fucking splinter cell Splinter cell conviction, which is gonna be fantastic. Once again. Don't forget the ps3. You got a It's one of the song conviction which is gonna be fantastic once again don't forget the ps3 you got a Grand Trees more five. It's too much It's to the point where I have a freaking flowchart sitting on my desk Yeah, you know if you got a lot of those Clothesharts sitting on my desk. That's not there's like there's like a AAA release every week until April I think it seems like yeah when red dead redemption comes out which is fucking awesome that game is gonna be so bad

It seems like when red dead redemption comes out which is fucking awesome that game is gonna be so bad Super excited. We saw that we saw the behind the closed doors thing at packs for a red dead redemption and holy shit that blew us away I am very very much looking forward to it. I agree Let's see my specific to bar shirt to look about a company. Oh God of War 3 comes out in April. Oh right God of War 3. That's a big one What do you guys what do you guys hearing about bad company to Dante's in Fernos? Dante's in Fernos. That's good. That's good. We played bad company to at Comic Con. It's more bleak than the first In the first one. Yeah, very yes in a stylized and kind of humorous and this one it looks like it's like you know like modern combat style Yeah, it was it was fun. AVP is coming out as well. Oh and blur

Which is supposed to be pretty big speaking a AVP didn't would pick up Avatar the game yeah no it didn't get very good reviews last planet to wait a minute video game based on the most of the last no would you play Avatar based like would you play the Avatar game to or would that would that spoil your view for the movie I'm sure it has nothing final fantasy 13 as well yes I'm still going when is that come out I come out March 9th guess are you in the final fantasy? I used to be Jeff and I talked about it just cause to because we figured that might be a good game for you to do for the I can play it because I'll fight final fantasy. He didn't go fuck. Yeah, fuck anyway

Bunch of fucking games skate three is in there as well. I think skate three is in May. Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy That's gonna be very very cool to I feel like games that came out in November I haven't had a chance to do it. I still don't know I still haven't beaten ods t on legendary I'm so fine. I'm still behind from September. Have you even played any left for dead to multiplayer yet? Yeah, I played two games I haven't played I haven't played left for dead to at all. I haven't touched it. That's depressing for me I can't believe that lever 2 at all. I haven't touched it. That's depressing for me. I can't believe that. Leopard 2 is awesome by the way. You've got to play that game. To give an idea, I'm still catching up on, I'm trying to catch up on older stuff to make room for the new stuff.

I just 200 pointed battle for 1943 yesterday. Oh, you finished it? I finished it finally. That played at 100 games, was a fun game. You mean you did it two days ago? Nice way to get him, Jack. Woo, look, turn it whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo Anyway, yeah, that shirt could be misconstrued in the South. It's true. It's for relatives I'm going Fand how hey wow Hey, how many people about the drunk tank shirt we should we should plug that some more 16,000 nice and we only made four Three were in this room right now. I don't have a drunk tank shirt. I don't I guess

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actually run a little bit low on podcast theme songs. So if anyone wants to submit one, feel free to. God forbid don't make us have to make our own email it to podcast at RoosterTeeth.com. When you say you're low, you're down to how many right now? I don't know. I'd have to look about probably down to like 40. So you're're down your low on quality ones what you're saying right, okay, yeah Well actually no I'll told I'm probably down to like counting all of them 160 or so, but Usable ones I might be down to like 20 Hey while we're speaking of current video so make me make a good one and send me a good one Send it send it. Well, where they send it if they were going to make a good one? Podcast it, receive.com. Okay.

That's what he said earlier. Since we're talking about current video games, last night you came over to the house, Gus, and borrowed Fable 2. How's that going? Well, when you were in your wife's started playing games. Yeah, when I was gone out of town, you know, you and Griffin played Fable 2 a lot. You know, my wife saw, I guess you read your journals and your Twitter or whatever. And so she went to try it.

So I figured since I was going out of town for a few days, she could play it and she loved it and she played the hell out of it the whole time I was gone And so I went over to borrow your copy so we could play co-op on two boxes last night and I hated it Really I don't like the lack of camera control and co-op and I don't like that you can't both be heroes It is the game's downfall the lack of camera control The hero thing doesn't matter to me because you you have to be a henchman for the other person But you still get experience and you still get money. I've got all the achievements Yeah, but you're not playing your character though. It's like

So this to the achievement thing is worked out if you're playing with two people Yeah, I got a hundred percent of the achievements in fabled to playing as a henchman for Griffin huh like every In both of you title is like a mass a fortune of 22.5 million or see a hero do it. So as long as you're there when they do it you get it. Oh man, I still have like painful memories from like guitar hero where you have like two people. Yeah. And so like in only those out achievements, one person, God, fix that. I just went through that because we, uh, Griffin and I finished table two and we wanted to play another game together because it was such an enriching

marital experience. And, uh, so I started looking around and tales of Asperia was an RPG that's highly touted and nowhere in the internet could I find anyone saying that both players couldn't get achievements. And so I bought it and had to buy it on Amazon because I wasn't able to find it anywhere and started playing it, played about an hour and realized an hour and that only player won't get to achieve it. Is Griffin so concerned about achievements that she wanted just let you get to achievements? Yes, really?

Yeah, she's into it. Oh, that's cool. She's into, yeah. How was your Amazon experience, Jeff? It was fine. Oh, when I totally fine. When I, you know, when my wife and I were going to play Fable last night, I had to upgrade her Xbox account

to a gold account. So I asked her, you know, what do you want your game or tag to be? And we went through that process. She's like, being my gamer tag, Santos L Halper. Santos L Halper? Did you do that? This is gotta be, do Simpsons.

Right. Well, Santos L Halper is the name on the credit card that Bart gets. And no, Santos L Halper was taken. That's the end of it, had to be. That's the Latti episode. Yeah. Which is also the episode where all the cops smoke pot at the end. Yeah, that's the most beautiful problem. That's the latti episode. Yeah, which is also the episode where all the cops smoke pot at the end. Yeah

So when you talk about the the co-op camera controls. How do you mean by that? I haven't played fable to at all The I guess the game Con the game figures out where the camera should be and moves the camera around so like normally with most games You know you can move right stick around to look around. Yeah, you can't do that when you can't do that No, you can't yeah, you can no right stick is non-functional. You can't do that when you're playing. You can't do that. No, you can't. Yeah, you can. No. Right stick is non-functional.

You know what game that's not true. You can also push in on right. You can also hit left bumper. You can hit left bumper to re-center the camera. To re-center the camera. But you cannot move the camera with the stick. Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, but left bumper does.

Yeah, that's why I said right stick doesn't work. I didn't say anything about left bumper. Yeah, but left bumper does the job of right stick. Left bumper re-centers the camera. Right stick lets you look around freely Left bumper or apparently right stick doesn't let you move around freely Right, you're trying to say it's two different functions. It's either like a centering or a free look Yeah, I get centering with left bumper, but I'm gonna get to free look

Is that the case in local co-op as well in same box? I didn't play local co-op See I didn't have that problem and that might be a Dittlimitation because did you feel that instantly when you got in the game? Yeah, okay? You filled it instantly I used to start trying to look around and I couldn't. And it just okay, so yeah, it's got to be like walking around with new arms or something. Single, single box co-op you can write, write stick works. I'm like, large jump by me. Like I don't understand that problem because we didn't have that problem because we played on the same box.

Yeah, and I don't understand why they wouldn't allow you to do that. If you're on two different boxes and presumably playing over live, I don't know that you should be able to move your camera and not have it affect the other person you guys should just play sandbox anyway Yeah, you know what game has a really interesting way they do the co-op camera all the Lego games like Lego Indiana Jones Lego Star Wars stuff like that yeah, when you get far enough away It splits the screen and then when you get closer together reconnects it It's it's really it's a cool way of doing it if you haven't seen it if you haven't seen it that was that was in the first instances. No, it wasn't. It didn't it. Well, I know it's in Indiana Jones too because I just cut that video for Bernie. Yeah, I know.

That's pretty cool. Those Lego guys they have got to like I guess it appeals to kids but I don't know how you go through a level 50 times and get some. Those are some tough fucking. Yeah, not tough justconsuming. Like, yeah, you have to beat the story mission. So I edited a video for Bernie for LEGO Indiana Jones, to want to keep him and his son did. And there are 90 levels in the game, 90 stages in the game. And to get an achievement, you have to beat through all 90. And then to get another achievement, you have to beat all of the first levels,

or like, so 30 levels in quick play mode. So you have to play 120 levels to get those to achieve. It's almost just like in Star Wars the complete Star Wars. Really? They almost have a franchise where it's like why don't you just program the next version of Lego whatever and then we'll give you some achievements. Yeah. It's fucking it's rough.

That's intense man. They're time consuming. Well I guess I mean Bernie's got a thousand points in all of them. Well I guess you know kids can sit down and do that. There's play a game over and over and over again I guess we've sort of hit that point where just that sort of repetitiveness will drive us nuts I mean, there's also so many games out there that I'd like to like get a chance to play you know That's true. It's like there's so many games. I haven't even touched It's a problem. There's too many games out and you just can't do about the time to if you want to play every game

I guess most of it's interesting problem we have now right because No, but it's like you know you go back 20 years or whatever and just like the opposite problem You'd play so much. Yeah, yeah man speaking of entertainment. I play I went to see fantastic mr. Fox on Sunday. Oh, how was it? I have absolutely loved every Wes Anderson movie, including Darjeel Elymene which some people didn't like. What about that mastercard commercial? Fantastic. I loved his mastercard commercials. I really did. I thought they were funny. And I can't recommend Fantastic Mr. Fox. Not as a kids movie for sure. It's kind of slow and stilted and there's not a lot there for kids aside from the visuals and the visuals once you get used to them

It's like there's not much to see There's some funny moments, but it borders on like Self indulgent I don't know how to describe it. That's all less Anderson movies though Hmm, this one's it's like at a different level. I don't know how to describe it I get into that I buy his aesthetic and so it doesn't bother me, but somehow it just felt. Yeah, I haven't really had the desire to go watch it. Yeah, I just really wanted to like it too. That's got to be one of the worst criticisms I think that you can receive is like self-indulgent.

That's not good. Yeah, and especially like from a director. And maybe other people would disagree with that. It's just like, I don't know, you know. It's a problem I have with David Lynch too, where like a director gets to get caught up in their own aesthetic, and it happens with a lot. And it's cool, and they've got something really impressive in all of the series. Yeah, it's the Tim Burton thing, right? But then they just like, it just seems like

they narrow and narrow and narrow it down until it's like, it's now just that style and all the substances gone. I definitely feel that's happened with David Lynch over the years and I'm starting to get that sense from from at least from Fathas and Mr. Fawc. That's too bad. Yeah it's a shame. It's like like the sets and it's impressive from a from a visual standpoint that he's able to make stop motion tiny sets but these are stop-motion tiny sets that look like they would have been a real tin of bombs or look like they would have been you know in life aquatic or look like they could have been a real tin of bombs or look like they would have been you know in life Aquatic or look like they could have been and it like it just it's all feels the same

That you should been life Aquatic was so cool. Yeah, and there's there's they do that in this movie Oh really? Yeah, and it's like it gets past the point where it's like all right This is just kind of like his cool thing that he does to the point where it's like this guy is obsessed and he's not gonna Do anything different or show us anything new and I just feel like I'm watching recycled visuals over and over again and I just kinda like and then also it was just like his like his odd quirky dialogue and pacing which works really well in my action not in so much for kids movie. I bet he's crying right now. I hope not I really like the guy. The cancel us Anderson for the podcast. No, I'm a huge West Anderson fan I just didn't like taking it maybe I would have liked to different if I'd ended a kid with me, but Millie was bored 20 minutes in, you know, or yeah, and like watching

Merrill Streep and George Clooney talk is not fun for a four-year-old. Yeah, so I don't know. Speaking of movies, when I was flying back from, you know, on this trip from the Chicago to Austin leg, I was looking through like the, we were flying the American Airlines and it was looking through like the American Airlines magazine that they have on the plane. Yeah. And they kept talking about this George Clooney movie, like it called up in the air that was coming out at that guy. I wonder why they're talking about this movie so much. They're like halfway into the magazine. I realized that George Clooney plays a frequent flyer who flies only American Airlines. It has like 10 million frequent flyer miles.

Yeah. So like the whole thing was just like, I guess one big ad for that. Wow. So that's the story of us We gave up on just American islands a long time ago now we fly whatever's fastest but Apparently up in the air is really good movie. It's getting really good reviews. So here was Jason right man was the director Yeah, it's that Ivan's brother. Yeah, son son idiot. You don't know Jason right man Yeah, son son idiot. You don't know Jason right when it's oh Man the fucking tension what else is he directed. I'm sure I've seen his other stuff. He directed name is very very thank you for smoking Okay, he also directed did you guys see that thank you for smoking yeah

He directed something else but can't think of it right now No air knackered was awesome and thank you for smoking. Yeah, he was. David Kessner was really, or David Kessner is all right. Didn't Jason Redmond win an Academy Award? Did he? Really? I think so.

Oh, for the movie Gus is about to look up right now. This is very popular in the movie. IMDB is getting worked out today. Oh, he directed Juno. Yeah, you guys have it. That's right. Oh, he also directed two episodes of the office. Yeah, you guys have it. That's right. Oh He also directed to episode to the office Yes, you know that that movie it's polarizing. I've never seen it. Yeah, I was I wasn't I wasn't a fan

I couldn't I guess I didn't see the ending so I don't know I couldn't get through it I couldn't get the dialogue in that movie if you're talking about self-indulgence I didn't believe I didn't believe the main character No, not at all. I mean it's like if you've lived life and you've been around that character doesn't it was like a 16 year old girl wrote that character's dialogue You know like oh this is what cool kids sound like and whoever said he won an Oscar. No He didn't win but he was nominated. Okay. What was he nominated for? Juneau. I'm trying to pull it up slow. Uh, that's what she said Best achievement in directing Juno.

All right. Yeah. Nominated. What are the Oscar nominations coming out? Anyone know? They come out in January. Don't they? They moved it forward, I remember, because they kept pushing it back further and they finally kind of said no, let's go the other way. He wants something at the Austin Film Festival. Short Film Award. Oh really? Yeah. For In God We Trust. In God We Trust.

What other movies are coming out like we've got avatars coming out next Friday yeah Sherlock Holmes comes out Christmas day did anyone see a 2012 yeah yeah how was it that's horrible that movie could be cut down to a 20 minute movie that would be awesome but it's a two and a half hour long movie just You just described every role in the movie. Yeah, yeah, pretty much. I mean, like, you know the animators had a field day with that. Like, okay, we need you to blow up Las Vegas by, you know, an earthquake in Sandstorm.

Okay. Spoiler alert. It's in the trailer. Come on. No, I'm ruined. It's like, like, it's that whole movie is thank God we weren't standing where we were 10 seconds ago. Like, that's the whole movie. thank God we weren't standing where we were 10 seconds ago Like I feel that way all the time

It's really it's like anyway and John John Q sack as an action hero doesn't work Maybe you've never seen a little move called the rock Which he wasn't in I was singing Conair Those movies are interchangeable. Everyone would give a joke if you were one of them. Come on, you gotta admit the rock and Conair. You can't say that. I don't know.

I think the rock is better than Conair. Yeah, I think the rock is a lot better than Conair. Was John Kusak good and Conner yeah, wasn't he just fucking awesome dude? He destroyed that guy's car cold mean he was in that movie. Yeah a lot of people were God that was yeah, daddy Treyhoe John Malkovich is in that No, the rock was so much better though. I didn't either of them were good though. I know I think the rock was good I think I think the rock is Michael Bayes mess movie. What? Yes. What's better? That was too

Shit, okay, you might have me there. I honestly. I don't know there. I would say they're they're even yeah Yeah, I have to go back and watch the rock got Sean Connery so good in the rock. He's good and everything. Yeah, that's true Well, I want to say that Name a badge on counter fighting for a star. I haven't seen it and he. Yeah, that's true. Well, I want to say that Name a badge on countermeasure finding for poster. I haven't seen it He that's exactly that's why well come on that movie launched a meme wants to hold it It lost a very popular website. I wonder if people who go to your the man now dog have any idea have any idea that that's from a movie And it's a shankonnery line I don't know it's funny about that is it we were all quoting that from the trailer

Well Like it was that was destined for greatness. You know, ain't it cool news got its its name from Broken Arrow going back to Christian Slater Did it? Yeah, cuz at one point John John Travolta says yeah, ain't it cool? Like that was in the trailer was as big. Oh, yeah I remember that and that's where ain't it cool news came from I didn't know that huh I didn't realize that broken hour came out before and it cool news came from I didn't know that I didn't realize that broken hour came out before in cool news existed That seems weird to me. Well, yeah, yeah I mean as far as like the official website that was like there would be wind it went how old is a Nicole 12 years old

Yeah, so what broken arachymal like in 97 I think something like that. Yeah Wow, so and it cools about to hit puberty No Well good for them and I'm going to button on with them this weekend. I'm excited. Any idea what you're going to see? Avatar. Hopefully Avatar.

Hopefully you share a lot of coms. One movie that I really, I started thinking about that we might see is kick ass. The new, is it Danny Boyle? Not Danny Boyle. Matthew Vaughan, I think, did it? Yeah. Which is the superhero, like in real life movie, which looks badass. Supposedly a very good comic. I've never did it. Yeah. Um, which is the the superhero like in real life movie, which looks badass. Supposedly a very good comic. I've never read it. Yeah. But I mean like the trailer is pretty

pretty fucking funny. And uh, it's like, it's a perfect audience for button amazon, because it's like the super nerds. And so I want to be shocked if we see it. Joltus touched my foot by the way. My foot is in love with your foot Jack All right, so we have anything else to talk about or should we wrap it up a little early and go buy a savator I think that sounds awesome. You know there's DLC for saboteur to add nudity to the game Yeah, on day one is there. Yeah, you have to pay for it It's free in the box, but it's one of the things that comes with the game and as soon as he's at once is gone So if you buy the game used do you have to pay for nudity in the game? Probably you it's 480 points I think if you want to buy it if you buy the game and

don't get the code that's how they're trying to combat a digital download I have no issue that they're trying to combat I think second hand sale second hand sale or with that yeah and then also to preserve that out of the box experience right I don't it's happening a lot I'm totally fine with it I don't really try to fight digital downloads I think they're trying to fight that second hand gaming thing yeah happening a lot. I'm totally fine with it. I don't think we're trying to fight digital downloads I think they're trying to fight that secondhand gaming thing. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, well shit I'm not let's go get some digital titties It's some digital app dances. Yeah, all right. Well, thanks for listening everyone. Thank you

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