Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #47
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Welcome To the drunk
Tank
Yeah, it's a drunk tank. Yeah, it's a drunk tank
Don't you think yeah? yeah, we're song ever
Hey, everyone welcome to the drunk tank. That's a lot of yes. Hey
Speaking of drunk tank songs we had a visit from a drunk tank singer the other day
Yeah, yeah, we had the boy wonder who I didn't think did our theme song for what like drunk tank number 26 or so
You called him Dr. Pussy magnet. Yeah, he did the good song. It's the drunk tank where we had dance it in with us
He's actually in a real news and honest to guy musician. Yeah, he stopped by the office
He emailed me to see if it was okay
And we set up a time frame to come in and he was a real nice guy. Yeah, he was went to lunch with him and everything
He had a real good start with them too. Yeah, I was hoping he wasn't gonna bust that out
But I don't want to be folk
But you think he even he even has a show coming over something when we told he'd plug it. Yeah, I remember that was it was like February 28th
February 28th at headhunters here in Austin headhunters. Okay. Where is it?
It's a seventh in the red river. Yeah, it used to be something else. It used to we used to hang out there a lot
Yeah, back in the day it was something called it was called oceans 13. That's right. Our oceans 11
That's right. That's what it was called and Gus might have got there so much that
We had a table we hung out there so much you were in love with the waitress
China they would we used to go there so much that she would kick people out of our table
That's true. We would go there seven days a week like it would be packed like on Saturday night
We'd show up. She'd be like oh hey guys hold on a second. She'd be like she'll be like you guys get the fuck out
She was she'd be like I'm sorry this table is reserved
Signed She's like, she's going over to the table. You guys get the fuck out. She was. She was like, I'm sorry, this table is reserved. You guys need to go with sign. Let me put a sign out.
It was awesome.
Those are the days.
That's service.
They got shut down by the FBI.
They got shut down by T.A.B.C.
T.A.B.C.
Which is like the Gestapo FBI.
T.A.B.C.C. is like the alcohol regulatory commission here in Texas.
They were doing.
They came in and raided the place while it was open one night.
That place, if you were a regular, you could stay and drink after 2 a.m.
Oh, okay.
And sometimes, sometimes other stuff happened.
That's where the court, that's where the court's just talking.
What kind of other stuff?
The usual stuff.
Non-podcast stuff.
Anyway, long story short, we don't go there anymore.
Anyway, it's headhunters now.
They have lines to all that stuff. And the boy wonder will be playing, it's headhunters now. They have lines going down.
And the boy wonder will be playing.
That's Cady Corners who stopped, right?
Yeah, kind of.
Yeah, it's funny.
Isn't that sort of anyone that opens in that location
winds up closing at six months later?
Am I wrong with it?
No, the stuff there's been there a while.
The red eyed flies there.
Room 17 actually did just close.
But they were there for like seven years.
Yeah.
But there is that building, the Mohawk building that was a new club like every year
for the longest time.
And then Mohawk held on to it for a while.
I think they've been there five years or so.
Yeah.
So like who's the guy?
It's like the same thing downtown from like across from Hooter or whatever that one plot
of land that just like goes from one thing to the other.
It's like who the one that was like a Benagons and now it's some other.
There are definitely cursed locations in Austin like one food to the one food to which used to be an ice cream place
There's used to be a surfboard shop then there's also it's basically if you don't have like that left turn access or whatever
Yeah, it's over. It's over. It's also the place that used to be the realm then it was
The other place and then it was La Bar. Oh, yeah, it was called it was side kicks
the other place and then it was LaBère. Oh yeah, it was called, it was SideKicks.
And it was exactly the place.
Way back in like 93, I used to go there.
And it was called Sharkies, I think.
Sharkies, that's right.
Man, I forgot about that.
That was back in the early 90s.
That's a no shit.
That's amazing.
I'm sure everyone who does not live in Austin
finds this part of the plot test.
Fascinating.
You know what else?
Fuck, I'm going to keep it rolling.
It was Steamboat for a while. Was it? Yeah, Steamboat closed down on Congress. It was like an Austin institution. Yeah, I don't else? I'll fuck I'm gonna keep it rolling it was steamboat for a while was it?
Yes, steamboat closed down on congress. It was like an Austin institution. Yeah, I don't know.
I'm in a place. Oh shit. You're kind of lame and anyway it opened up after it closed down
and opened up in that building and then I remember that because they took the entire side of the two
story building and they put the calendar like they drew a calendar on it and every day they would
was that what they would paint the shit that was going on?
Was that like 98?
Yeah, that was like 98, 90.
Now it would have been like 2000.
This is why this is an act of all the people outside of Austin.
I can try and say act of all again.
Every city there's that place where it's like,
there's a business that doesn't make it past six months.
It just goes from one business to the other.
It's the building is cursed.
It's like, who's the guy, like if you're an owner,
if you have money
and you're investing, like, they didn't want to pay
a little bit of attention, then, like, I'm
going to be the one that makes it at this spot.
Yeah, right?
I don't know.
So, Neat, long story short, we're moving into that building.
You know, I got, I shouldn't talk about this on the pie.
I got pulled over by the cops like three nights ago.
At that building?
At LeBair?
Would you get pulled over? Would you get pulled over by the shell of LeBair? Would you get pulled over for a joke? Like three nights ago at that building a la bear
The shell of the bear would you get pulled over for Joel?
solicitation Possession that's right of a cock. I never mind
Great if you're not gonna talk about it. We're just funny. It was like the second I said la bears
It was like I was just counting down like here. Yeah
So what'd you pull over for speeding?
Yes, I'll pass where where you going I don't know how fast are you going about six ounces I was we're going point one oh fast no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no there and he pulls me over and I'm not entirely silver and you know he's grilling me, walks
right in the front of my car, walks back, he goes you don't have a front license plate either
I'm like oh great I'm going to jail and he's gonna get me on the license plate. I already
have three points, you know for the first time I got the letter where it's like you get
another one if to pay $100 a month. So I so I'm like, well, I'm going to jail.
It's paying a $8, he walks back and he lets me go.
He lets me go, which was the greatest thing in the world.
You know, it's funny.
You say that the cop was upset about you not having a front license plate.
Texas is kind of weird about license plates.
I think also if you have like a license plate cover on your back license plate
that covers the word Texas.
Yeah, you know, it's trucks it at all.
You can get it all over from here.
Now that's ridiculous, right ridiculous right yeah it's absolutely
bullshit it's just like an excuse like
they're just looking for excuses to pull
people over at the point let me just let
me issue this chill did you take a
field sobriety test astonishing had I had
had I had to take a field sobriety test
it would have been over like had he asked
me to go the car it would have been
yeah I failed a field sobriety test
right there in front of LaBare once and they let me go. I failed. What is it about LaBare? I don't know, dude,
but I failed it and the guys like man, you're not passing this test. It was the eyeball test,
you know, and he goes, have you ever had any kind of head trauma? And I told them that
I used to be a pro skateboarder and I had six concussions and he let me go. Okay,
I made up on the spot.
I was like, there was this time, I was on a half pipe,
and then I told him about how,
like I've gotten a concussion on my bicycle
and one time at work, and I told him I had six concussions
and the doctor told him if I ever had another concussion,
I could die, and I just, I invented it all on the spot.
That is extreme value.
What you just said, what you just said,
that gives this podcast value.
There is a piece of, I'm going to use it.
We are under a piece of information.
There's a piece of information that is usable saves you hundreds of dollars.
You're going to jail or you could call a cab.
Yeah, call a cab.
Let's never ever ever.
It's not game the system.
Let's not fucking encourage the wrong behavior.
That's your and that's allegedly that I haven't had those concussions.
No, I have had a lot of concussions.
I've had like, I mean, the fact you got the tattoos going up and down your arm, it sells
it.
It sells it.
It's almost worth getting the tattoos up and down your arm just to have the story work.
Those feel sobriety test though.
Those things are made free to fail.
Jack has a story of all people here.
Jack story takes three hours.
Yeah, well, Jack has a phenomenal story, but it takes forever to tell, so what we're gonna have to do at some point is I did that jack podcast. Yeah
No, you don't want a jack podcast. Yeah
You hear about NFL coaching changes would be fucking fantastic
But it needless to say though the the the the the the the contest the I test is what I quote unquote failed on
That's what they got me on like walking the line and everything else. I was fine
But then I spent a night in jail for D.W.I.
the morning after getting after my sister's wedding.
And by the way we all don't drink and drive.
Don't drink and drive.
For the record I've had those concussions I didn't lie.
For the record I've never gotten pulled over for D.W.I.
I've gotten one two speedy tickets and one ticket for running a red light.
And for the record I've never drove drunk.
Well I was in high school one time, I got my first speeding ticket.
I went to the courthouse to pay it.
I got a parking ticket while I was paying my speeding ticket.
And then when I left I got a speeding ticket.
Oh my God.
I got, I got, I got a 17.
I got pulled over and got two, the guy gave me two speeding tickets.
That doesn't seem legal.
You know, the, the first time I ever hit another car when I was driving I was in high school
and I was driving my family's like Minivan and and I was at the police station for some reason,
and I was leaving the police station,
and I backed straight up into another car,
and I freaked out and took off.
You did not.
It was you!
I hit a car in the parking lot of a police station
and took off and was it a car?
I've done that before too.
No, it was like someone else's car.
Before I lived in Austin, I was on tour with a band here,
we'll have back in Asta Roti,
and my friend and I got really drunk, and decided that we were going to pee on a different
building every time we had to pee.
And marking city.
So I found this really nice glass window and we peed on it.
And then the next morning we woke up and we were driving around downtown and we realized
that we had peed on the seventh and red river or seventh in Congress or seventh in my thirty
five.
Thirty five police station.
Just tell over the front one. That's nice. Two in the morning. Well, they probably deserved it. or 17 congress or 75 35 police station haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha And I've had the concussions and I hadn't been drinking. I was sober and I failed the test. I was sober as well
The one innocent person. Okay. I'm okay nervous about the podcast. Hey
You know what's been awesome the last week Jeff? What's that buddy mass effect? Yeah, man. Let's talk about mass effect
I'm I'm you know
I've been I've been playing it as two characters
I've been having like two games
I've been playing at the same time going through that game and I finished I just finished it the other day with my
Paragon character and I'm pretty close to finishing it with my renegade character and I'm really digging
the hell out of Mass Effect. It's a tremendous game. I'm actually mad that I look back and it's
gotten like 40 perfect reviews and I look at games about the other day they give it a nine.
I get really mad about that. What did they gave Mass Effect 1 at 8.5? So that game is way more than
.5 better. Yeah, the massive. I mean, go with that. You touched on the on Mass Effect
1 where sort of the weapon system was a little confused. In inventory, it was in
the freezer and like upgrades like you could apply to your weapons. Yeah, and I was cluttered.
No, and I played it. I agree with it. I agree with that totally. So streamlined. I felt also in
Mass Effect 1, Planetory planetary exploration felt tacked on,
like landing your ship on the planet surface and driving around.
And that never felt right to me.
They removed that to thank God.
But yeah, dude, that game is great.
The only thing I can't do in that game is get laid.
I have fucked up every turn in that game trying to get laid.
So it's very familiar territory for you.
Yeah, it's not.
I'm going to make a comic about it probably.
But yeah, it's basically like I'm playing high school all over. So did you have to play
the first one to understand what's going on in two? No, I didn't play the first one more than...
I played like three hours of the first one I got bored with. I don't think you even played that much.
Yeah, well maybe, yeah, I played it twice too. But I mean I'm actually gonna go back and play it
again because I know that if I invest enough time into it, I'll really dig the first one. And I'd
like to see the backstory for the woman I'm playing now. One of my characters that I'm playing through right now, I imported a
Mass Effect One character and continued it. And the other one I started fresh.
Just so I could see, God, I'm such an nerd, just so I could see like the hooks that they throw in.
If you've played Mass Effect One, now I do the same thing.
Yeah. And there are there are several characters that you encounter.
If you import your character, if you import your save game from Mass Effect One,
there are several characters with several new storyline hooks
that aren't available to you in Mass Effect 1.
See that's what I think makes a game great
and also the same time drives me crazy.
Because it's like this is great, but that's what makes it great,
but at the same time, oh, what am I missing?
Right.
Yeah, so there are already consequences for things
I did in the first game that happening in the second game,
so I feel like you're just going to snowball
by the time Mass Effect 3 comes out. Yeah
Was your save game a good character or a bad character?
Middle of the road kind of leaning towards good, okay, but I did have one problem importing my character
I played Mass Effect 1 twice actually with two different characters and when I went to import my character
The import process only saw one of those characters, huh?
So I couldn't import my other one.
That's too bad. I wonder if you had to beat the game to have that import work because I thought I had a mass effect one save on my memory card and it just didn't find it.
I bet you probably do. Yeah, probably. Yeah.
Anyway, if you guys haven't played Mass Effect 2, you both should run out and buy it right now.
Well, yeah, we've been tremendous. We've done a few achievement 100 videos for it. And at first, you were looking at the achievements
before we got it, I didn't think it would be.
It would lend itself very well to the achievement videos.
But we've done a couple.
I think you're not pretty well.
You guys say you were saying, oh, we're just
gonna be like maybe three or four videos now.
Just like, oh, we've got like nine more left.
Yeah, I think we do.
Wow, okay.
Yeah, everything about that game looks great to me.
And I desperately want to play it.
Yeah, there are a couple things that bugged me about it.
It's not, I wouldn't say it's a perfect game.
What?
What bothers you about it?
The planetary scanning.
There's just like an issue of scale there.
Like you roll up on a planet and it looks like a tiny little dot or it can look like this
huge gas giant.
But when you go with like inter scanning mode, it's the same size.
Like you're reticulated.
And it takes just as long to scan the matter.
Right.
If you're scanning a tiny planet, it should be much faster than scanning the giant one.
I agree.
That's the one. Actually, yeah Yeah people have complained about that. Yeah, scanning is just a slow process and scanning slow
But at least it does something and that's like the one you clicked at these minerals and I couldn't tell what you there's a game
There's a game that Gus plays on the airplane
What was that called? I played star control to star control to to me mass effect to is star control to but
You know, oh tell tell the story about tell the story about what happened Those in San Francisco and that game. Oh
It's not that interesting, but we were out working at a working on a commercial spot in December out in
Like in the San Francisco Bay area and I was we weighed a little bit of downtime
So I was walking around the office complex to see what other businesses that were around us.
And one of the offices nearest was the office of the people
who developed StarCtrl2.
Really?
Yeah, they were like, no, no, I'm still around.
Yeah, I guess they did some Tony Hawk game
for the Wii like last year.
Oh, Tony Hawk, like, downhill jam.
Yeah, they did downhill jam.
But StarCtrl2, like Joel said, is just mass effect too,
but made you know
20 years ago 15 years ago, and it deserves the update. It's I mean, it's great game play You know else is cool about mass effect to hmm. I'm gonna talk about it forever
I'm sorry. It's it's written written extremely well
Yeah, they are good voice acting is tremendous too every like you do
I'm sure this was the same way in mass effect one
But you do you have to recruit most of the game is recruiting the people to help you do the mission, right?
And then after you recruit them, you have to gain their loyalty by doing a side mission for them. And so far, every side mission has been so good that I could see it being a movie.
Wow.
Like, there's enough story there. You go through it pretty quickly like in 30 minutes, but there's enough story there, and enough plot that you could flush it out into it.
There'd be a great one with Jacob's side mission.
Yeah, like they all have, you know, you jump in and resolve it for these crew members,
but there's obviously, you know, backstory that's been set up on that planet. Yeah. You know,
there's all these other things that happen. And if you focus just on those individual stories, yeah,
that's like a whole game. It is. It's like a whole game. Like Jack's and Jacob's were both so good
that I mean, I still think about him. Jack and Jacob, are we talking about loss? No, we'll do that later.
I will, I will, the only one I wasn't like super blown away. I was Miranda's Miranda's yeah, that was a little weird
It was okay. It was just like is it is no one north in that game?
The guy is the voice acting for every video game that came out last year. I don't know
He did Uncharted to is he a friend? Why don't you ask him? Are you guys friends?
Yes, we're best friends. You should just call him up ask him I'm looking at what's the name of the one guy who plays the he's in
He's David. Thank you
Yeah, totally what do you what do you got there? No, no, no North is not
I'm in a massive. Are you looking at a mass effect to right now? Yeah, there's a lot of people in like he was in dark void
I mean uncharted uncharted and whatever else
Adam Baldwin was Cal regor didn't know that Adam Baldwin and Alan Tukes in there right Michael Dorn is in there
Right, Michael Dorn that was definitely the only person the only person the bottom is the pilot the guy who plays the pilot
What's his name is a green Seth Green? Oh, I love Seth Green. He's Joker right. Yeah, yeah
You know the Seth Green fan. fan yeah not a robot chicken fan he's a likable dude you
gave her him on Howard's turn he's very funny yeah so guess what you
do Trisha helper is the voice of eity she's getting a lot of a lot of voice
overwork in video games who is that Trisha Helford she was a number six
yeah fucking well it's who's like the people who break through into the voice over
video game. I mean, they just get used and used and used. Yeah, she was a dare in ODST, right?
Yeah, she was. Man, she was, she's so hot. I saw her dragging on once a couple years ago.
I was like, there's like the cartoon wolf that takes over draws. Like the eyes coming out and
like the tongue rolling out. Yeah, dude
She's she's in playboy a couple years ago. Yeah, that's crazy, which is you know gross
So should I talk about Dante's inferno since you guys are talking about mass spec to sure fuck it
Yeah, so let's talk about games for once sure one
Yes video game podcast so you guys been playing mass spec 2 and the a meantime
I've been hiding behind the scenes playing Dante's inferno for like the last week and a half and I will say I'm not on the video game podcast so you guys been playing aspect 2 and the a mean time I've been hiding behind the scenes playing Dante's inferno for like the last week and a half and I will say I am not at all
Jealous of you playing mass effect 2 because I'm having so much fun playing Dante's inferno
You know I look over at your screen sometimes when you're playing and I don't know what I'm looking at dude
I don't know what I'm looking at the game. There's like there's some crazy shit in that game
And for please stop me if I'm not allowed to talk about it
I'm like as far as know, we can talk about it.
It's Queens.
There's like boobs with tongues coming out of them.
Like babies crawling around trying to kill you.
Yeah, I mean, it's, you know, you're playing through all the rings of hell.
So it was like, you know, greed, gluttony, lust, treachery violence.
Like they're all in there.
And it's just the visual greatest hits.
Yeah.
The visuals in that game are ridiculous, man.
And we're for a team of know we're doing to promote
I guess us
We're doing a video a day until it comes out. Yeah, yeah, it started today. Yeah, starting starting today
Starting today. We're doing one video a day until launch and then I'm sure on launch day
I'm probably gonna release like like 20 videos dude next week's gonna be nuts because we'll have all that Dante's inferno stuff and also
Bioshock comes out. Yeah, I haven't played Dante's inferno yet. I've just watched you play it,
but some of the combat, like that boss battle with the nipple tongue boss, reminded me of like the
Bayonetta combat, is it similar? Well, I mean, if you're talking about QuickTime effects,
there's no, all right, QuickTime as stuff. There is some of that, like the QuickTime
motions or whatever, but the fights, the fights are pretty awesome because it has an amazing
sense of scale, and if that's what you're referring to as far as the Bayonetta stuff
Yeah, like I mean you'll be fighting these giant creatures and you know and like the camera will pull back and you feel like you're a tiny little guy
And there's this giant-ass creature and there's a lot of time so they really make that
They really point out just how small you are in this giant world
It's really is this well done how they do it. It's kind of like you in the office exactly
Wait, am I the big one of the small one? You're the tiny guy among giants. Oh, okay. I thought you could have gone either way. Could have been a fat joke.
Oh, no, I'll do a fat joke. I was waiting to see. You're huge, dude. Okay, there we go.
You got your own mass effect. So anyway, we'll be putting out a Dante's Inferno stuff all this week.
So when does add also come up
It comes out the same day as bio shock next Tuesday look they have a super bowl commercial
They do as a matter of fact and actually CBS made them change the in tagline because the tagline's been go to hell and
CBS asked them to change it
That's kind of funny. What they should you show the heck?
I think it's a hell awaits
Go to itchie double hockey sticks
Yeah, they can have like Janet Jackson reveal the boob and then a tongue come out.
Yeah.
Babies raise our arms start coming out of a nipple.
I think people may not fully understand your reference Joel until we play the game and get to that point.
It's a loaded joke.
That's really funny.
What I mean, the game's a lot of fun.
I'm almost done with my second playthrough through it now and I'm having a great time with it.
It's really neat how it works out and it's an easy
Thousand points to which I'm excited about. Well, I'm really happy of course. I've been playing on a debug unit so I don't I don't have any of the
Gamerscore that I've received playing the game. I'm going to have to play it all over again in order to get on my profile.
So my job is to play in your games. I'm so bad. I had to play this game two weeks before it came out. No, my gamers card doesn't care Oh, that in a sucks being the luckiest dude ever
Also, so
That and also my gamer profile Bernie Bernie took it for some production stuff
And so I'm able to play anything at home
So I've been playing mag on the ps3. I guess we should explain why Bernie isn't here
I guess he's been working so much that he actually got sick.
Yeah, he worked himself today.
I don't know.
In the seven years, Risteep's been around that Bernie's ever taken a sick day.
No, no, no.
Maybe once, it's really bizarre to not have him here today.
I came in Saturday night to fact something.
I was on a date and I had to, you know, that's what you're doing a date, right?
You fact stuff.
Yeah.
I like your faxing your penis somewhere. 10 p.m. on a Saturday night and I had to, you know, that's what you're doing a date, right? You facts stuff. Yeah. I like your facts and your penis somewhere.
10 p.m. on a Saturday night and I had to fax some paperwork.
And he was just here plugging away working.
I felt bad.
He didn't call me or asked me to come in and help or anything.
He was just like, I guess he was editing.
But yeah, that dude's been on a tear lately.
He's a workhorse.
Well, hopefully we'll be able to talk about and show some of the stuff that he's been
working on.
See the free. Leave this month, I think, think right hope so yeah, I'm not sure exactly
So you know that that makes me think shit. I'll hit this month. I mean Paxi East is coming up real soon, right?
It's a March 26th of 28 man
I have no concept for how big that thing
60,000 people Robert Koo this morning tweeted that he only had 45 three day badges left
Yeah, I think it, so the fuck out.
I'm not surprised.
I'm just not surprised at all.
I don't know.
They're expecting bigger attendance at this packs than there was at last year's packs
once.
I'm surprised, but at the same time.
I'm surprised because it's the first year convention, but at the same time, the Northeast
has such a denser population.
Right.
It's like, oh, you know, it's at Boston people from New York come in to La Delphi.
It's gonna be interesting too,
because I don't think there's gonna be a lot of crossover,
you know, I think it's gonna be 60,000 roughly
new people to pass.
And you don't think it'll impact,
it'll negatively impact.
I don't think it'll negatively impact.
Yeah.
Do you think that there would be a single thing
of packs east that wasn't in packs west?
Yes.
Yeah.
There's been some new stuff that's been announced
in the intermediary.
Plus like a lot of the like people like harmonics
is gonna be there and a lot of companies that are based on the Northeast. Do you think there's going to be
more stuff at PAXDs? I don't know. Well I mean like they picked like the perfect time of year to have
another convention because sort of the original PAX is that what is it October September's
like that? First week in September. And so it's like you know the the fall push for games and then
now they've got the early one which is like the summer games are all coming out so it's like, you know, the fall push for games. And then now they've got the early one, which is like the summer games are all coming out.
So it's like a great time to hit, you know,
either side of that.
They're gonna take over the world, man.
Yeah, it's crazy.
It's crazy.
Anyway, Kudos to them for being on
a pull 60,000 people for their first convention.
Yeah, it's gonna be fun.
And Gus and I are gonna be there.
Yeah, that's the plan.
We will.
I'm pretty sure.
I'll be there, right?
No, maybe.
No, I'm lucky.
Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it
You know, I like Boston a lot so it's gonna be cool to get up there. Yeah, I've never been I've always wanted together
It's too bad. It's not during baseball season. I know we miss it by we miss it by like three days
I've driven by like you know the ballpark there a couple times and just not been able to catch a game
What we're talking about seeing the Celtics and the spurs play right? Yeah, yeah
They're gonna be there up there. They're playing that Sunday night like the afterpacks is over.
Yeah, we'll just pack our shit up in a hurry.
Just like, they'll take it all into a ball and ship it out and run or go see a basketball game.
If you drive by Fenway Park, it looks like a spaceship crashed.
And there's like a freeway going right by it, right?
Yeah, it looks like, it looks terrible.
So, in the comments for the podcast,
when we talked about the PAX East,
I said Boston Stadium,
and somebody yelled at me in the comments
for not calling it a Finway Park.
What was the place and fallout
where that town with the nuclear bomb?
Megaton?
Megaton.
That's what that stadium looks like.
That's what that stadium looks like.
You know, did you all hear about the promotion that it will be 2k 10 is running?
Yeah, that's pretty crazy.
If I guess they revamped their pitching system in the game and to show it off,
I guess if anyone's able to pitch a perfect game between March 2nd and May 2nd,
they get a million dollars. I guess the first person to pitch a perfect game.
What a great idea. It's the best idea of all time.
I'm out of here. Yeah, I know, right?
I know.
How hard can it be?
I pitched a perfect game into the MLV 2K 7.
I pitched a perfect, perfect game until the last out
of the ninth inning.
And I didn't realize there was a 100 point achievement
tied to it.
I didn't even know.
Yeah.
And I blew it.
Yes.
Because I had, they have this thing,
they put in like a, like a stress meter
and it makes me.
Right.
I'm strikes on shake.
And I totally fell for it and I got nervous.
And I had dealt with it many times throughout the course of that,
you know, the other 26 batters that I had faced.
And I just lost it.
Okay.
I'm on the 9th.
The same thing happened to me.
And this is something like I play baseball games religiously for a while.
I haven't liked the past.
But I could do, I could pitch a perfect game.
Oma, I think I pitch a perfect game on Oma's every iteration of 2K and EA for like a good
three or four years. And it did get to the point where I feel like in later versions of the game,
no matter how perfectly you get to like the ninth inning, and I feel like I would be pitching perfectly,
I would execute perfectly, and it just didn't matter.
Like someone was just going to hit the ball.
It's so frustrating.
I tell you what sucks, that is frustrating.
And that's the case with a lot of sports games.
I feel that way with Madden a lot too.
But what sucks is that that seems like totally attainable.
Like I feel like I could, if I were hard enough to do it, somebody's going to do it in the first 40 minutes.
Here's the game comes out probably right first game they played they're just they probably play baseball games 24 hours a day
They probably soon as the as soon as that promotion came out they probably started playing just our
Let's go over this again. They're gonna give away a million dollars to the first person to pitch a perfect and when does it start March 2nd to May 2nd
What are the stipulations like do you have to play like the computer on the hardest difficulty?
I don't know. I assume so let me see it's gotta be pulled out of they are they do
One thing about it though is there's an entirely new pitching system this season. Yeah, the year's game
So people will have to adjust to that and that it's supposed to be more realistic so that'll probably make it more difficult
At least initially it's only good only valid for the PS3 and Xbox 360 versions.
You entrance must record the entirety of their game, either with a camera aimed at the
TV or monitor recorded digitally. It's got to be sent. It must be made on DVD. I guess
department with twin galaxies.
Oh, twin galaxies is doing it. Yeah, I guess the part of them to imagine.
Imagine capturing that. You get to the end, you get a drop frame. No, I can't imagine. It says come back soon for more details. I
don't have all the details out. Because you can play the sliders and stuff in that game. I'm sure
they're gonna make a very stringent code of rules. I think that any play online, like do some kind
of value. Yeah, I think any like promotion that involves play our game do it well. We give you money. It's the greatest promotion ever
No, absolutely. It's the it's the best promotion I've ever seen face to do more of that I agree
No, it's good because we talked about the negative press that
MLB 2K 9 had remember we linked those videos a couple months back
Historical they were they were they were rebounding pretty well like you know
They've always kind of like NBA 2K as always kind of lived in the shadow of NBA
live and I just read this morning that they just announced that they sold two
million copies of NBA 2K 9 which is 60% increase from not too shabby
yeah from the previous years game. Didn't you play NBA live on 7 the other day?
I did. Did you get that achievement? I did I had two achievements left to get
I got them both that was the they're shutting EA shutting down the servers for a bunch of older games and they're shutting down in D.A. Live of seven
Which is kind of famous in the achievement world because it has that it's a stupid achievement to be online with a thousand other players at the same time and
People weren't getting that achievement the day game came out, you know and
Doesn't seem like a big deal to get a thousand people online, but I guess it is.
Wow.
And so, yeah, since the servers were shutting down, I think January 31st, so the last day a bunch of gamers got together and organized this event to try to get a thousand people online.
And they did it.
They've done it a couple of times.
Yeah, they've done it a couple times. They failed a couple times, but yeah.
So I just like, like, knew on Sunday, I just threw the game in and turned my Xbox on.
And, boom. Congratulations.
It was awesome.
How many gamers score was it?
Yeah.
100 points.
Wow.
Yeah.
Crazy.
And I also had another achievement to play a co-op game and entire co-op basketball
game online against two other human players and I got that as well.
Did you play like did you play with three random people or just two random?
No, I played with I playedryffinds account in my lap
you were playing to the same
two random dudes how bad did you win?
I lost by 19
that's not too bad for 20 minute basketball game
where I had to control two players
so I felt pretty good about that
I was playing a Dallas Mavericks
because it was just like the generic team that popped up
and I don't give a shit about them it seems kind of weird that it's like all of a sudden
It's not possible to get that achievement. Yeah, it's impossible now
It's I mean that seemed a matter of what deal about that. What's worse than that is I think
Somebody can correct me if I'm wrong
That's listening to this but one of the Tiger Woods games. I guess it was the first Tiger Woods game
sleepers 20 women
Has like Yeah, that's the secret achievement.
But one of the launch achievements was glitched and it was never patched.
And there's an achievement that's impossible for anyone to get.
Oh, wow. That Tiger Woods has six.
There were a couple games like that, though, with glitched achievements.
I think most of them patched.
I don't understand how a game passes certification.
There was one like that.
There was one on, I think, deadliest catch. Actually, I had a glitched achievement.
When I was playing that for a course of enjoyment.
Did it really?
Yeah, yeah. You can get 1000 points in deadliest catch.
A lot of people have it.
Oh, cool.
There's a video game based on the Discovery Channel show.
Yeah.
Did they release it like the same day as Halo 2, probably?
Kabelas, deadliest catch.
Obviously, those franchises are making money
because they keep making them.
Okay, alright, I want to talk about the elephant in the room.
I know we've been dancing around for like half an hour now.
We got a fucking get it out there.
Alright, the last season premier was last night.
So this is a spoiler alert for anyone else who hasn't watched the show yet.
If you haven't watched Lost, turn the podcast off.
It's been online since 2am central time.
Just fucking watch it.
Or DVR or whatever. Alright, so should we begin? We shall also mention that Joel has doesn't watch a lot
Gus, what did you think I liked it and I'm I'm I mean that's I mean
I can't when did it when did the last season and was it may?
Yes, I like it's been such a long fucking weight that and
It's a testament to a show that there can be that long of a break and I can still be interested when it comes back
Like I felt like the sopranos always had long breaks and I love the sopranos to death
But the breaks always killed well the soprano that the breaks kill the soprano and stop watching they did have long
They're a year and a half long breaks though, but I mean it's it's I really liked it
I felt like I was nervous watching it last night because you know the first hour started coming to close
I didn't realize there's a two-hour. And the first hour was a little slow.
The first hour was wrapping up and I was like,
oh no, they're not resolving anything.
And then like the show kept going past,
it was like nine or two, nine or three.
I was like, oh, thank God, it must be a two hour show.
Yeah, I had the same thing like Frank came over,
our friend Frank came over to watch it with Griffin and I.
And at nine, he put, he rides him on,
which is like, we put on his jacket
and started to get all bundled up and put his helmet on.
And he like stood at the door
and he was like trying to watch the last couple seconds
before we left. And that was, he basically had to stand there for an hour.
We had no idea it was going to be two hours either.
Yeah, it was interesting. It's seen, you know, I didn't know what to expect I guess after the bomb went off.
And it was interesting that now I guess there's like two realities happening at the same time.
That's what it seems like. But like there's certain people people like it, like where is, you know, how come Juliet isn't,
or where is Juliet in the good reality?
Or how should we label these now?
Well, if you lost prime.
In that reality, she never would have gone to the island to work as the fertility special.
That's true.
She would still be in Portland or, was she from Portland?
I know she went to Middle Oce outside of Portland.
She was from Florida.
She was in Portland, that's where they recruited her.
She's in Miami.
Yeah, she was in Miami because I got hit by the truck. Middle Oce is outside of Florida. She was in Portland. That's where they recruited her. She's in Miami.
Yeah, she was in Miami. I got hit by the truck. Middle east. It's outside of Portland. So that's where she went.
And I got in the sub there. Yeah, that episode was I think it was titled like this isn't Portland or not in Portland or more.
Just outside Portland. Yeah. Can I ask you guys a question? Yes. What's up with that fucking temple?
And like the fact that there's like, there's like 4,000 dudes,
a lot better.
And the population of that island
is now like 22,000 people.
No, because remember Richard told,
okay, take everyone, get to the temple.
Like he mentioned that in like season three or four.
There was a lot of people in that temple.
Including the flight attendant.
The flight attendant and the children.
And the children.
And the children, yeah.
That temple's big and you get the impression
that there's a pretty big population there
I'm saying is the population of that island is a lot bigger than we thought. Yeah, oh, I wouldn't be surprised
If like on the northwest end nobody knows about it, but there's like a sandals resort
So the land values going down is what you're saying. Yeah, I just it's not so that island's not so lost
Oh, man, um, down so who else freaked out when they saw the shark with the other tattoo on it?
and downed. So who else freaked out when they saw the shark
with the tattoo on his fins?
That was interesting, pro back.
Yeah, because we just watched this video on college humor,
talking about the lost writers.
Like if you know how it lost ends right,
and they mentioned the shark with the tattoo on his back.
I saw that and freaked out, I thought it was great.
That's funny, because I got the time
that that episode aired.
I didn't see that, and then someone talked about it,
and I had to go back and watch the episode over again on my DVRR. I was like holy shit. Yeah, there's totally a logo right there
When did they blow up the island in the 70s?
Yeah, yeah, okay 77 77 76 someone like that. Well, that's I was a pretty old shark at that point
What? That's not gonna be 30 years old. What's a logo? No, but it's the the Dharma logo is on like the tailfinish
No, no, no, no, Jeff. The logo on the
shark that we saw last night, the season premiere was in the current time because it was from where
the plane was flying over and the camera panned down and you see the shark underwater. Yeah, this is the
after the island had been sunk in the 70s. The first time you saw the shark was also in current time.
No, no, but what I'm saying, yeah, yeah, I get what he's saying. No, no Jeff You're right. Um, because let the sharks would still have to be 30 years old if they annihilated the island that that that means everything from that point on
Unless Dharma's still there God damn it. No, the islands underwater. How is Dama at the island? It's Dama might not be at the island
They might be on a boat. They might still be there. I get the presupposing that the
Dama Dama is hanging out in the head underwater in like in boats
Tattoo in sharks they had underwater stays underwater so looking glass
Yeah, which needed the island to survive it was tethered to the island didn't need the island to survive sure
It didn't know it's got it's electricity and shit
That's always in the tether. You don't need it's true. You don't need to get electricity like that you can get it from the current and from
From tidal shifts
Well, that's not that's not how they got it. I'm saying. I'm saying. That's how they got it in the
other reality. I'm saying this other reality they could have come up with a different
way to power it. You're looking for it. Yeah. You're stretching. No, I'm saying you all
are not understanding the differences between reality. Yes, we are. Listen to what you just said.
We know that Dharma existed in the original in the original fucking reality. We know that Dharma existed in the original fucking reality
We know that Dharma was around and operated for a long time and I could buy that a shark that shark could only be 15 years old
Yeah, in the original and the original reality in the new one
We know that that fucking island got sunk in 1977
Right, therefore there were no there was nobody around to make new fucking one of the
What how how do sharks live?
I'm looking at I bet they do live at least 30 years. Yeah, I'm gonna say it's not possible
I'm just saying that was an older shark. No, I disagree but sharks tiger sharks can't live to be between 30 and 40 the
whale shark can live 100 to 150 years
Yeah, I was your explanation where that shark came from then. I think I don't know. I don't have an explanation
I'm just saying that that's not necessary the same shark that's super old My explanation for that shark is before they set off the nuke
They tattooed that shark put it in the water and then the losty showed up blooped the island and the shark still in the water
Can I see question? Yes. How did the sharks survive a nuclear blast? He was underwater
It's sank an entire island under water. Oh, that's what we should do, you know
Why didn't we think about it in the cold war why don't we all build water barriers or just go fucking dive into your swimming pool for five minutes
barrels are on the side of the whole your breath for 30 minutes and you'll survive the nuclear
win if you see a mushroom cloud just dive in your pool this is why this is why aquamanism
is the most powerful super here I'm on your side for a while but god damn look what you're
siding with all I'm saying is that shark that shark that island sinks from a nuclear blast
you owe it to get that far underwater that shark's shark The island sinks from a nuclear blast. Do you owe it?
It gets that far underwater that shark's not out swimming it. Do you think the
I don't know how to cut that? Do you think the island sunk because of nuclear blast?
Yeah, I do also how come how come other islands have never I like nuclear blood. I don't think don't sink
Exactly exactly that I don't think the I don't think the maybe maybe say that I made a big crater and water went
No, because all the houses were still there houses in the playground. Yeah
We're focusing too much on one thing. Okay. I guess we are on the one the first five minutes
That's the sign of a good show. I think you know, I don't know there were other little differences like in the in the the new prime
Reality should we cook which one's prime the original or the new one primate would be the original okay
So no crash and crash okay in the no crash reality
There were differences on the plane like like
Like boon like Shannon wasn't on the plane cuz she was with well. Yeah, I mean
I'm in Australia those are small things are like character changes like like her like me finish
Like Jack being nervous about the plane and him having to get calm down
Yeah, what's the woman's name the rose rose rose in the original rose was nervous and Jack tells her don't worry
It's it's fine this time around roses the one telling Jack don't worry planes want to be in the air and then you know
Jack's like gripping his arm rest
Yeah, you can let go now. Yeah, because the like the events that they when they change the timeline by blowing up the island
It obviously caused a small ripple throughout the rest of humanity which made minor changes like
Jack's now a flying pussy. Yeah, and also there were other differences like I saw the interview with
Damon Lindelof and Carlton Kuse on Jimmy Kimmel last night and Damon I think was Damon Lindelof
pointed out that on this new reality the flight attendant only gives Jack only one bottle of liquor
whereas in the original pilot in the original reality he was given two bottles of liquor
Yeah, that's true and there's like like there were a tons of weird little differences like that
Well, I think the thing that bug news hurley said he's the luckiest guy in the world
Right, and so that means early one the lottery without using the numbers, right?
Or the numbers made him lucky
No, no, he didn't know the numbers were from the island, right? Or the numbers made him lucky? No, no, the
numbers were from the island, so he didn't get those numbers. How do you know he didn't
get them? I still use the same numbers. Those numbers didn't exist after 1977. They
could have still gotten off the island before a blue log. He got the numbers from some
numbers from him. He got the numbers from an insane asylum. Who got it? He got it from
the dude who got it from the radio station in Australia. Which got the numbers from the distress signal? What's their face signal?
No, no. No, no. They never really explained where that dude got the numbers from.
The listening station guy. But it's totally fine that he could still potentially receive those
numbers. Absolutely. That makes a lot more sense in the show. Well, I'm willing to bet if we do
keep on the not crash reality
If we kind of see what happens there will probably figure out what numbers he used. I'm willing. I'm willing about that
I wonder how long they're gonna go with these two split realities or if they're ever gonna rejoin how many how many have like those are left
14 I guess like these 15 that count is two
Did it yeah, I checked on Wikipedia today and that kind of does episodes go into it. Was it 16 or 17 episodes?
I got to read Lost Pedia to get caught up.
But last season, I thought most of the season would be the people who are off the island trying to get back on.
But they very quickly got back on the island.
It was kind of a misdirection.
I wonder if they're misdirecting how long there's going to be split realities if they're going to rejoin.
Also, next week's episode is called Kate Does does it which is a reference to an older episode called
Kate did it hmm so I wonder if now Kate we're gonna it's gonna start focusing on
like what's going on Kate's life in her in the New
Rehazure because she left with with Claire in the taxi yeah that was how she
ended hmm so um yeah so okay so who's the key to loss? Does it lock or desmond?
I think it's a desmond.
You think so?
He's seen, I mean, he was the constant for the time traveling, according to Faraday,
and also Jack seemed to recognize him on the plane.
Well, they had met before.
Oh, yeah, I know they had met up.
But that's, you know, in the other reality they had, that's presupposing that Desmond
still did the race around the world.
Right, right, right, sure.
So, I mean, it's possible that, you know, that's's where we recognize them from if that really still happened in the new reality
Yeah, but if it didn't happen regardless jack still recognizing but he doesn't was only there for that one scene
Like he showed up talked to him like called him brother and then left yeah
Like he probably went back to his seat where his bags and show or mm-hmm
He just didn't want to sit there next to the snowing guy the whole time. Oh, that's right. That's why he left. Okay. Yeah, we're to pay attention jack
I was so blown away by that shark.
I got every other part.
You're like, is that an old shark?
So there's this whole duality thing where
it's like lock in the non-cratch lock
was definitely the light.
He was wearing a lighter color shirt,
wearing a white shirt.
Whereas the evil lock on the island
was wearing a black shirt.
So I'm wondering if that has something
to do with Jacob and the man in in black lock is the men in black
No, it now he is now he is and the again going back to that interview on Jimmy Kimmel last night
Jimmy Kimmel asked I think you're cheating. You're using outside sources. I'm using these sorts. Yeah, you're
Carole and using David Lindellow
Jimmy Kimmel asked him well Jimmy Kimmel said it kind of obvious that you know he said it's kind of
obvious that you know the man in black who's talking to jacob is
is uh...
is not now
and they said no
you should what is it you should watch a little more did they say that because they
did say lock is the smoke monster
they said i was a threat to the man in black was a small they said they they said
to the big they they said to things that
kind of fuck me up
i thought that
cyae was jacob reincarnated now i don I just a lot of people think that that's a mystery
They said that's wrong. They also said that lock is not the man. The man in black is not lock
They said that I'll rewatch it maybe I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure they said that
But they out there they said lock is a smoke but Richard Albert looked at him said you like he recognized him as like
Oh, you're the bad mother. He's someone else
I don't know you have to watch that again because I watched as like oh you're the bad mother to someone else. I don't know
You have to watch that again because I watched that same interview you're talking about and I didn't get that out of it at all
Yeah, we have to watch it right now. Yeah, I'm just gonna queue it up so I can watch you after the part
Yeah, I need to watch that also speaking of Richard Albert. So was it I remember you I don't remember you without chains on what did he tell him?
Yeah, you look different without chains on yeah, I think he said you look you look better unchained or something like that
So so are we assuming now that Albert was on the black rock?
Or maybe he just meant that like Albert was metaphorically chained down by having to work for Jacob and now that he not a Jacob's dead
He can be free. I don't know about that. I don't know why I would have to be literal. Yeah, I think well, I don't know
It's Jack. I mean he only has a college degree. Yeah, I think well, I don't know. I think it's Jack
I mean he only has a college degree. Oh, that's true. I got to keep it very straightforward. Only has a college
Anyway, it's very interesting. I'm totally sucked in I dreamed about lost all night. Did you yeah?
I had like 10 dreams about loss like I kept waking up and I was weird and I'd go back to sleep and then I went
I woke up this morning. I had I couldn't I was so confused I had to read Wikipedia because I can remember what was a dream and what
We have no show now the show has two realities and you have an alternate dream reality
It's frustrating
Really annoying when I look at this morning
It's awesome. So do you think this would be the last we see of boom and Charlie? Absolutely not no, no, I don't think no
Absolutely not I think Charlie, like, I
love seeing Charlie. Like Charlie said, I was supposed to die. That'll, they'll be consequences for him
living like in, you know, and, and then Boone, I think they were saying was going to be a bigger part
of the show this year. I do have to say one thing that we'll see Shannon again. They did say that
in the, in that interview. Oh really? The Shannon's shannons making to come back. Oh and the fact that Shannon wasn't on the plane was very deliberate and uh,
was the word they used. They basically alluded to the fact that it was very important.
They they say it had consequences or something like that.
Significant. They said it was significant.
Oh, what about Jack's dad not being in the in the
in the the coffin? The coffin not being there.
Wow. I've lost a lot of luggage before.
Oh, did they did they find? No, they, okay, they found the coffin
and the original. Yeah, it was right. It was at the bottom of the lake, right? That's right. Yeah.
Okay. Huh. Lots of lots of food for thought. Yeah, no kidding, man. There's so much there.
I get the feeling that this podcast is very quickly going to become a lost podcast because now that
they've moved lost to Tuesday nights and we do our podcast Wednesday morning because like last season didn't was it lost on Wednesday nights or Thursday? Yeah, it was
Wednesday. So it really didn't come into the I mean it came into the podcast a little bit but now
it's just like it's gonna be what we talk about. Yeah, I went the my old place I used to work at. We
actually had a meeting on I guess Thursday mornings we had an hour meeting scheduled we're like
everyone would show up and we just just debrief lost from the night before
because everyone knew that they were going to spend all their day talking about it so
like let's just get out of the way now.
Can I ask you a question?
Yeah.
How's that company doing?
Company's doing great.
We should rename this the Lost Tank.
Lost Tank?
Oh speaking of Lost, we finally mailed off our trophies.
Oh yeah, we mailed off.
We FedEx came out the other day.
JJ12, you got Star Trek and Lost.
Yeah, so I'm sure he's be yeah, super excited to open that up
I'm sure he'll be the one to open it up. Hey, those are kick ass trophies
Yeah, I posted a picture in the blink dump last week. They're pretty they're very patriotic
Very patriotic. Yeah, we still I still need to get the one out to buy or wear and if anyone knows how to find the the drunkest guy
Ever that gravity to find drunk guy, you know, let me know. Yeah, please. Yeah please yeah, I'm trophy waiting for either send it to him or the convenience store for that happened
Yeah, I'm sure there's bound to be details on that convenience store somewhere. Yeah, I tried looking it up
I can't find it like how great would it be to get an acceptance speech from the drunk guy dude
I would fly out and have a beer with that guy
He's trophy. He's probably dead by now. I'm on a bet. I hope not. I don't think, dude, if that day didn't kill that guy, nothing's going to work.
I guess, survive that convenience store.
That was an accomplishment.
So what was the preview for Lost Next Week?
Was there any real concrete?
It was more like this season.
I think it was this season in the last.
It was kind of a montage of stuff.
Dude, the one scene with Ben and lock inside the temple where lock was talking about
Yeah, do you know what lock with or when when when I guess smoke monster evil lock was saying
Do you know what lock was thinking when you killed him or the last thing he was thinking like you didn't understand it
Or whatever yeah, I'm so confused that that's happened that whole scene where he was leaning in and out of that shadow
Oh, that was so awesome one One, I would say one thing, Ben is probably the,
in my opinion, the best actor on the show
and has had the strongest scenes throughout the show.
And I don't think I'm gonna like a confused,
whiny Ben, like he plays that like assured bad guy so well.
I think he's gonna bring it back together
by hoping that he's got to, right?
I named my dog Benjamin.
Let's do that.
After Benjamin Linus.
How many, how many cast members
On lost yeah a lot like 15 15
Like we're constantly like it's hard to say because they they bring cast members in and kill them and then bring it back to
Like Nikki and Paulo
I wonder if we're gonna see that again
No, like like like boom you know, that's true
I want to worry about about why he been because the fact he came out of the temple after
Watching what happened and immediately was on the ball talking with Albert or Richard Albert about that
It's like oh you go inside talk to him if you want, you know
He seemed very like common collected already after witnessing happen to him
So I don't think I'd have to worry about that. I think him and Faraday or he and Faraday are the best characters
I think if I get another dog I'm gonna name my next dog either Dan or
Faraday. I hope I hope that God we see more than a fair day. Me too. I'm afraid we won't but so
And for people who haven't been keeping up. This is a quick question. So basically it's like different realities as of today
Yeah, different realities and are our
Characters aware that they're different. Well, Juliet might have been. Juliet might have been.
Juliet.
Because Juliet, but right before she died, said it worked.
And then she died.
Like, she said a couple weird lines of like something
about coffee or something.
And then she lean in and said it worked.
No, she didn't.
No, yeah, that's right.
I'll say it miles.
Yeah, yeah.
There's a character who can reded people's thoughts, Joel.
He read her thoughts after she died.
Wow.
She was thinking, it totally makes sense, because he's the son of the scientist that was in the after she died. Wow. She was thinking, but it totally makes sense
because he's the son of the scientist
that was in the dark.
That's true.
I can I be honest with you?
I cried a little bit when Juliet and the
sorry, I kissed.
I don't know what's so sad.
It was sad.
It was shot really well.
And I was like, what if she dies?
She actually is going to die kissing.
Am I an expecter to live a little longer?
What are your thoughts on Kate?
Because I want Kate to die so bad. I'm in different parts, Kate. Okay.
Do she? She's the best part of season one, and then now she's just become increasingly
irrelevant in the show. And she just like she's ruined Sawyer's life, basically. Like
he had everything going well with Juliet, and then she shows up and is like, Oh crap.
And then look, you're on the sub now. Oh crap. Yeah. Oh, look, you're waiting for me by
the whole as I kiss my dead girlfriend. And Sawyer believes on the sub now. Oh crap. Yeah. Oh look you're waiting for me by the whole as I kiss my dead girlfriend
And so your blames Jack for some reason. Yeah, it's not his fault
Yeah, so I
All of last season I wanted Kate to die and even I get this season. I was like maybe she'll be up
No, I really I really was unhappy with her for the whole sub thing. Yeah, you know, it's pretty ridiculous. Okay
Okay something yeah, it's pretty ridiculous. Okay Okay
Good, I don't want lost to take over our
Punch that was gonna be sad that was like 10 minutes so that's you're 20
Lost it's gonna be my reality it was like a half and there's no television show to replace it
I've enjoyed having a loss like before lost we had sopranos, you know, and we I had the shield
Something like one tremendous show. I have a few things I'm holding on to I'm still holding on to the
final season of the shield which I watch the first two episodes and I'm holding on to V
I don't know oh V's coming back as a full show yeah I have I really didn't watch it when it
came out in the fall so I think I'm gonna catch up on that and I'm gonna jump into that V was goofy as
shit was it and not a bad way but like I watched the first episode of that mini series and it was
You know, I I rewatched V
I bought it on the iTunes store and and watch it my iPod not too long ago and it holds up surprised you
The Marks singer V. Yeah, the hell yeah, it's not bad. I mean this some you know kind of wonky effects because it's like 20 years old now
But or 25 years old shit. Yeah, it's pretty old. But it's not bad. It holds up. Okay. The original V. Yeah, I can add 85 I think really
Yeah, you feel that way. It's got Robert England and up. Okay, the original. Yeah, I can add 85 I think really yeah, you feel that way
It's got Robert England and you don't like it Joel. I thought it was a little goofy, but I don't know
That's awesome. I read the novelization like two years ago
I knew a new season of a solitary reach started just now solitary 4.0 nobody knows what that is
It's he's talked about it before it's actually a really cool reality show
It's you can watch the first three seasons on Hulu like every episode from first three on Hulu
And it's like every seasons only like episodes, so you can catch up on
it pretty quick.
All right.
And it's really cool.
Season four to start it on Fox reality, which is about to shut down.
Great.
I look forward to season five and six then.
Well, it might get picked up.
Like they're talking about G4, maybe picking up.
Fox reality is about to shut down.
Yeah, Fox reality.
I don't think anything about to shut down.
I don't think anything enough cable providers are probably picking it up
Well, you can only you don't show that what fantasy islands so many times or what was the what was that name of the reality show
We're like temptation island so much. I guess I don't know
Like you show cops temptation island and then new episode of
Like old episodes of the amazing racing shit on there. Yeah, I saw man versus beast on there over
Which one? I don't know I'm sorry. Yeah, like old episodes of the amazing racing shit on there. Yeah. I saw man versus beast on there over the
Which one? I don't know. It's one more dude like Kobe actually tried to out eat that was the first one That was one of the the midgets versus the elephant point. Yeah, it made me embarrassed to be a human being
That show is so insulting
For some reason that makes me think of those DVDs. I bought what I was in Japan. Oh, yeah, all the different animals fighting each other
Panther versus Eagle
Python versus elephant. Yeah, it was like such a weird pairings. Did you ever watch them? I watched one of them
It was a shark versus a polar bear. I think I think in the water the shark wand obviously
Wait a minute you got videos overseas of animals fighting each other
No, they wouldn't actually have make the animals fight
Oh, they were like talk they would I guess they were talking about the animals and who would win and then they would have like computer
Simulations and they have like this really terrible CGI of animals fighting. There's a seed
There was a show on discovery about that like that exact idea right but with like weapons or whatever
Those animals like they remember watching one. it was like alligator versus like hippo
They also have that might that sounds familiar might have been it
They also have that like ultimate warrior show where they pit like yeah, it's on talking about classic warriors against each other
goofy
Yeah, we should be we should probably get some lunch dude
Man versus hamburger
That one I'm gonna go destroy a hamburger. Oh, hey Bowl, you should mention that. It's coming up this weekend.
Oh, people care about that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dante's in Fernow ad.
Who's in the Super Bowl this year?
Saints and Colts.
Yeah, all right, well there you go.
Yeah, that's right, there is a dinosaur Fernow ad.
We mentioned that, right?
Yeah, we talked about it earlier.
Yeah.
We talked about what we talked about, Tim Tibo, and his.
You wanna talk about the coaching changes happening
behind the scenes in the NFL in the off season?
Yeah, totally, let's do it. What's not?
No, let's not.
Alright, thanks for listening everyone.
Bye.
Bye.
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