Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #61

Episode Date: May 12, 2010

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Twisted metal, streaming now on P-Cock. Oh, you are... Oh! On the 12-day podcast, the internet gave to me 12 courses yelling. 11, Joel is shaking. 10, Bernie's eating. 9, chef is cool. 8, Jack is loud. 7, Gab is British.

6, Mattness Pig-ish I've four craft plugs four people talking three cats me out Two phones are ringing and one cool podcast Drunk tank That is the best intro we've ever had. I think that's true. Drunk tank. Yeah, let's bet that. Well, how come everyone else is like something bad, something negative?

I mean, it's Jeff is cool. Hey, man, come on. But Jeff is cool and Jeff is loud. That was Jack was loud. No, they say Jack. Yeah. What was that? Is that my first plug in a theme song?

It might be. I couldn't sworn he said Jeff. He said Jack is loud. No, he said Jack for sure. All right. I the thing it's probably not the first one sent in. It's just that Gus is still going through I think like the initials. Well you can tell that one had a Christmas theme that was submitted around Thanksgiving time. Yeah that's not

been right around when I came back. Yeah. There you go. And that kid has a great taste in what he considers to be cool. He careful. Bruce Keith, username, TanRook. Nine. Nine are you paying? Nine Bernays eating. Dude, I'm going to give you my award like a motherfucker. Thanks, buddy. It's a, yeah.

So it's up. That person said that it runs about three seconds. I think that he may not understand how a lot of stuff it actually is. But how you guys doing? Is everyone still a little tired? We were we were outside the long had a long day yesterday Yeah, I don't know how much we should talk about that But we all did another shoot outside yesterday. Yeah, the next immersion shoot and I think everybody's pretty sore

I guess we should we should start off made by maybe saying that Bernie's not in the podcast today You have someone sitting in yeah, Bernie's MIA. I Bernie's MIA. I'm Bernie to you at the moment. Welcome, Bernie to. Hi, I'm Griffin. Also known as Griffin. AKA. You've tried and returned to the podcast. People like you last time, you're in a lead.

You can only go in as people. You can only go downhill after such a warm reception. Yeah, this will not go well for you today. I just pulled a spear grass out of my shoe laces from yesterday Great now people know that there was speargrass where we were Dude I'm so sore. I woke up this morning and I almost couldn't get out of bed My lower back hurts so much. I had to go I had to get griffin to rub Tiger bomb on my back like I'm a 90-year-old dude

It's pretty bad. So man, I can't believe it's already Wednesday. He seems like this week's just really flown by for us. Yeah, it really has. Well, standing in the sun for 10 hours, he'll do that. It was like, it was hardly, it was overcast. You guys know that? Tell that to Jack's legs.

I think you can probably see that. No, I think I've got short burns. Check this out. You have burned again? Oh dude, it's pretty. Didn't I get you were careful this time? Yeah. Can you see where it is? You got burned purely on your calves. I dude it's pretty. Didn't I get you were careful this time. Yeah. Can you see where

it got burned purely on your calves. I love it. You probably put a sunblock on your on your shins. I mean just forgot to do it on the back. Oh right. I hope you got a sock tan line. That's really cool. I hope the girl loved that. All right. God it hurts. And the worst part is like showering because the water, the hot water comes down. It your legs last. Oh, it's painful. Yeah. You've had a rough week. You know, I thought about it. I don't know. Jack's having a different talk about it.

Yeah, we can talk about it. So last Tuesday, I was coming back from Vancouver and my parents' house, which I'm staying at, still got broken into. And a bunch of guys took a bunch of my stuff, my computer monitors, and my Xbox, my PS3, about like $7,000 worth of stuff, but they left my computer, my big computer, which is cool, and then, I don't know if you other things, but then yesterday while we were out doing immersion,

I got a call from my dad saying, hey, did you take your Xbox to work? Because I bought a new Xbox this past week. Is it really nice Xbox to you? Yeah, the splinter cell was the splinter cell. It's sort of placed the one that got stolen. He's like, yeah, do you take it to work? And I was like, no, he's like, oh, yeah.

And he's like, well, I think someone took your Xbox and your computer. And I'm like, oh, hey, my laptop was there too, because I didn't take it to work. So I'm going to be in the office. And he's like, yeah, they grabbed that too. And your old laptop. And my old laptop that I hadn't used in a while,

but still expensive. So basically right now, I own nothing. They also took your old iPhone, and they took all of your video games. And they took your camera. And didn't they take a laundry basket again? Yeah, they've taken two of my laundry baskets. They went into my room and then used my laundry basket

to load up with stuff and then walk out with. And so, yeah, so they've taken, they've stolen two laundry baskets now, full of stuff. So you were, before last Tuesday, you were worth that but you're like your net worth as a human being Was somewhere between ten and thousand dollars in electronics and computer equipment and now you're worth Two burnt cats. Yeah, pretty much I've got an iPhone still right? Yeah, I've got well I have everything I had on me so I had my flip on me yesterday

Thankfully my my profile actually had I'd left it the office so they didn't take my my gamer card So I didn't lose any game saves, but like they took every video game I had at home, all my blue rays I had at home. The only thing left is my TV, because I'm assuming it's too big to fit through a window. They're coming back for that. Maybe they're waiting to get a lottery basket. Yeah, I understand. Yeah, I understand. Yeah, once they think I had to pry the roof off the house, they come up for the thing.

Yeah, so actually, so I went and like, wrote down the serial number of my TV, because that's like the only Yeah, so actually so I went and like wrote down the serial number of my TV because that's the only thing I have left and thankfully I wrote down the serial number of my new Xbox that I just bought so I have that so If anyone tries the pannet I at least can get that so but I'm working with the police and Microsoft and few other people trying to figure out if we can track these guys down Best guys track these guys down. You're working with the best guys around the world. I was wondering where you had a magnifying glass with me. This morning it leads. It's like heavy rain. Make sure you hit triangle and you press it with the right stick. You'll find it.

But you walk around looking for question marks. Yeah, so if anyone noticed that, why I was not no longer staff on this site, it's because yesterday as soon as I found out, Gusty mounted me is I'm you know absolutely understand so I've changed all my passwords I didn't lose anything like that but I should probably be like the salt in the moon's guest yeah I'm not I'm not even a sponsor anymore I'm just like a normal man yeah look at that Matt and I briefly joked around this morning about taking all of your stuff off your desk and hiding in the box that would have been hilarious but we decided that we don't want to be the ones to instigate the snap good

We both agree it's gonna be good Oh, man, it was really I thought you were close yesterday I I took about 30 minutes to myself just to like I had so much anger going through me I was I can't even express help pissed off. I was yesterday, but yeah, I cooled off I had to breathe for a little bit, and you know, you know Actually the fact that I was working kind of helped because I cooled off. I had to breathe for a little bit and you know, you know Actually the fact that I was working kind of helped because I you know kind of focused on that but it was it was super super Frustrating and right now if anyone's listening to this if you have anything of value

Gets your serial numbers write them down put them online somewhere like if you have a Gmail account use your Gmail docs So it is always online so you can access it anywhere do that trust me Trust me. It'll save you so much pain in the long run. And for God's sake, password protect your computer. Yeah. Unlike some people think you know, I just found an interesting bug in our website. Oh, great. What's that? I made you staff, but you're still not a sponsor. I don't know how that works. That's cool.

So Jack, you've had a tumultuous couple of weeks. This has been very rough, emotionally, and financially for you. I mean, given the realization that you're never gonna get those things back, and it took you 28 years to build that up. That was like the worst part. It's like, I've spent, you know, the last eight years

of my life, like working hard and earning money to buy all this stuff. And now it's like someone's just walking, you went and just took it all. And it's just like, it's encouraging for me because I realize how easy crime is now. Yeah, no just took it all and it's just like, it's encouraging for me because I realize how easy crime is now. Yeah, no kidding.

How do you can just do this stuff and get away with it? That's an hour and a wait till about three days after you buy, replace everything and then we're gonna go to lunch. And the shitty party is like, so the first time I was last Tuesday and then again yesterday and I'm moving out of the house on June 1st. So it's like they waited until the last month I'm in that house,

and then it's like they took all my stuff. So it was made moving easier, I guess. There you go. That's a good point. That's a good way to look at it. You should hire those guys to help you move that TV. You've got all your baskets. Yeah, that's a good thing. Yeah, that's a good thing to stuff around. So anyway, in the face of this great personal tragedy,

most people, when they face so much adversity to turn to religion, have you thought about maybe going to Transnales? Is this a come to Jesus? No, don't go to Jesus, go to Buddha. That's more like your lifestyle now, you've got nothing. Yeah, it's true. I'm very Spartan. It's a lot more like Buddha than Jesus too.

Plus it works for Tiger Woods. Oh, yeah. So you're not helping. So that's the motto I live by every morning. It, yeah. So you're not helping. So that's the motto I live by every morning. It's like, how can I not help today? Yeah, thanks. Man, I felt really bad for you too,

because you were at the least sympathetic group yesterday when you had your almost breakdown. And the first thing you do is tell everyone and Matt makes a joke. What do you say? I don't remember, but it was horrible. I actually gave him a dirty look, because I thought a lot of jokes,

but I didn't say them because I'm a good friend. Honestly, I was in my own head at that point, so if anybody said anything, I honestly wasn't listening. Yeah, I walked over to comfort you after I had done something particularly sucky, and I sat down at the pinnacle and I go, God damn man, that really sucked. And then you just looked at me and I was like, well, not as, you know, not being jack sucked. And you just like shook your head and looked back down at the table. Yeah. And yeah, I mean, honestly, like that was like, I mean, the hardware stuff, that's, you

know, that sucks. But it's like everything on that computer, like all my photos from like the past five years all gone. It's like eight years of Asian porn. You've been, yeah. Oh, that was the joke. Matt was like, man, I hope you like something about porn. I don't know what I think. Yeah, I think it is funny. I think I do. It's a great story. I don't go all the way without having you back on the podcast. Tell us another tale. I hate all of you. So if anyone wants to mail me porn at the office, I'm all out now. So, uh, it's pencil and pen. They even took a package as we speak. They even took the fucking the DVDs that I worked on. The two, the two movies I worked on out now. So, uh, it's Finsland. They even took carrying a package as we speak. They even took the fucking DVDs that I worked on.

The two, the two movies I worked on in LA. They were like in my stack. And so those were gone. Oh, I would do those, those were like soft core ports. Yeah, I totally get those first right now to like 17 year old kids are jacking off in a room to your hard work. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like it. Wait, speaking of porn, um, uh, just parents are coming for the weeks. So you should take all of ours and stack it. Okay, that's not where you were I thought you were to go I should never said that speaking of porn We just parents not that we have pull no we don't that was a joke good Lord Also the hair one Hey, you know what Jeff I just looked at my friend all number how MMO champion had all those

Cataclysm screenshots. Yeah, they're gone. Oh god, oh Remember how MMO champion had all those cataclysm screenshots? Yeah, they're gone. Oh god. Fudge. You should have saved them, yeah? Did you not save them? No. Google Cash.

And we'll see. Apparently Blizzard asked them to remove all their content. So I guess that's, that sucks. Yeah. I didn't understand. I mean, I thought it was kind of shitty that they had it in the first place, but I guess they don't have any more. Well, at least they were good enough to take it down.

They posted a ton of screenshots of, I guess, stuff that had changed and their cataclysm friends and family alpha. Yeah. Dude, the barrens was weird. take it down. They're supposed to have a ton of screenshots of I guess stuff that had changed and their cataclysm friends and family alpha Yeah, the barons was weird. Camt was abandoned. Yeah, and there was like a maybe we shouldn't talk about it No, you can talk about I mean I read on the internet, right? Yeah, he's on the most true It was pretty crazy. It made me so excited. I haven't played wow in like over a year I reactivated mining gifens accounts and I went back and logged in for two seconds. Yeah, I did the same thing on my computer. I logged in, and all my talent points

have been refunded to me, as is always the case when I stop playing WoW for more than three months. Well, I can work your tree, how do I do that? Yeah, and then I had to try to relearn how to play WoW again, and it's totally different than the last time I played it. And all of my spells do the same stuff. Well, it also gives a confused.

Gus gave us his version of it, which had like how many mods were there probably about 30 different What game is this I'm playing you didn't want to patch your computer He's copied my world or work around older over it. Yeah Lord dude. You had like so good Different mods on the thing is I don't use all of those mods for all of my characters. That's the thing I see there's some that I use you know when I'm healing there's some that I use when I'm tanking There's some that I'm using when I'm DPSing, you never use all three at the same time. Yeah, well, I didn't use grid and heal bot on, you know, my fucking warrior.

But I don't dumb. I don't use recount on my healing priest. Obviously. Well, I am, I guess now I'm gonna slowly go through the process of trying to learn how to be a shadow priest again, because it's fucking, I was like, I got 46. I can tell you what we lost. Do we want to move to the same server? Or do we do we care? Because Gus and I have accounts on one server and you two

have an account on a different server. I've got a account on all servers. Not this time like a dick, but I don't want my server stolen. All right. Do you? It's piloting on. Go ahead. You know, my character is important to me.

Is that shotgun still on the outside? No, but no I'm really I'm really excited yeah to play it again I can help you with the shadow pre-stuff I think I should remember how to play that do you the last character I really played seriously oh it is okay so yeah because it's changed dramatically since last time I played do you do you have any idea when cataclysm is coming out no I don't think they've said anything about that they're still talking about patch three point three point five is it this year at least uh supposedly i don't think they've even said that did you guys see the uh little nugget of news they announced that yesterday

ea said that uh the old republic mmo will come out sometime after march of two thousand eleven but in the first quarter okay so march is the last month in the quarter. Yeah. Well, it says fiscal quarters, so I don't know what puts it, you know. But anyway, it's going to come out sometime between, you know, spring and summer next year. We have friends on that, so we should have more details eventually. Hey, I just saw that, you know, Kotaku had a flying tour of the World Warcraft

Cataclysm. Did they really? Yeah, they did, and that's gone, too. They had to see all those videos. Oh, I should do that one, right? Yeah, yeah did and that's gone to. Yeah, I like to see all those videos. Yeah, yeah This one jack sent me and those videos got stolen stolen So I in the process of you know trying to Recreate my life last night. I had to go through and change my passwords on everything and

I logged on to aim.com for my a well-instimed messenger thing my first account I created on aim that I still use today, I created in like April of 1998. Oh yeah. So I've had that one aim account for over 12 years now. I still have drunk G-Funk by stop using it years ago, but I should log in someday. Yeah, I think I still have.

My first aim account is so old. It's, I wish this was ICQ. Oh, I remember that. Yeah, I was saying, our first aim accounts are so old, It's it's I wish this was I see Q. Oh, I remember that yeah Let's say our first aim of concert sold their I see cute God you remember back in the day I see you I see you guys spam constantly remember when it came out like I see Q was developed in like it was the Middle East or somewhere like that Israel Yeah, Israel and now everyone was and then everyone all of a sudden ever was like oh my god We're passing out information. They'll have logs and stuff to Israel. I don't remember that at all

You don't know I remember that being sort of like a security or people thought I was a security risk What do you got against Israel dude? You're an anti-Semite. I don't care. I used IcyQ. I had a do you think it was maybe Israelis that Stole your stuff. It's some kind of Zionist conspiracy to kill Xboxes Now I had a I had a what I still remember my IcyQ numbers matter fact 109 5175. Oh you're gonna get fucking spam now Well didn't aim by Icq. Yeah, but I think they just sold them off like last week or two weeks ago actually All right, so wait a minute aim is like AOL is a part of this Israeli conspiracy. I guess so This is huge that means time order probably a part of the world alone the lid off of it. Yeah, I guess a well sold ICQ in April to digital sky technologies

ICQ got sold for 187 million dollars. What really? Did people still use ICQ? Man, that's crazy. You remember powwow? Did they reuse powwow? No, no. That was a good one person-person chat thing Hmm back in the day when that was still popular. It reminds me of like CUCMe, you remember that? Yeah, I remember that. Man, the internet used to suck. Yeah, that's pretty terrible. Oh, dial up.

Remember, dial up. That sucks. As Monty would say, we're sounding like old men now. Hey, did you see those little big planet two screens that came out? No, I didn't. No, no, no, no, no, no, you guys ever played it, did you? No, Bernie played it. Bernie did, yeah. I guess it's a shame that he's not here No, I didn't look for you know when any of you guys ever played it did you no Bernie played it Bernie did yeah, I guess it's a shame that he's not here so I guess he was not gonna be playing it on this ps3

Maybe you should buy a copy for the piece Leave it on your front step. I was seriously I was debating like putting like a note on my TV and is leaving in there every day. Like, alright fuckers, don't take the TV or something. You leave me with something. I just leave a note on it that says, I will buy this back from you, please call me. Oh man. You know it's funny because it didn't have a daus. It didn't happen as recently.

Oh yeah, we got broken to it. It's been like a... They sold a TV from us in a banjo. Austin sounds like I was dangerous. you'll never even call it cops Oh, no, but then it's like me. It's didn't our afternoon is stolen, you know You know I Refered to that can have cops in my house. Okay, actually all the heroin and porn. Yeah

I got chase. Okay, I thought I got to okay I was in the parking garage today trying to get here and I looked behind me and I had two bike cops behind me and I was among the seventh floor and there were like they were peddling up Yeah, it was like seven floor like they must be pulling me over and I'm sure I was like that on any lights They can't trigger any this like pull over was like I go I got really nervous and it's funny because like it's there be some added shame and getting pulled over by bike cops I chased up like a parking garage by Biccops. But now like they zoomed past me after I pulled over.

What did they really zoom? Well, you know, not a pillar of bikes. Yeah, actually they did. It was like level seven and they were still like, pumping a lot. Speed. Wow. What's full speed? Do you think that I don't like, I don't, maybe 10 miles an hour, like, up to it.

It was, it seemed fast to me, but I don't really really like it. So they could still have gotten that run by Segway. Probably. Yeah, they top out like what 12. Uh, 15. I don't know. It looked faster than a Segway. Hmm. But I wasn't really comparing. It must have been some major crime going on on the eighth floor. Did you see that uh, all points bulletin unveiled? I guess like their pricing structure? Oh no. No. I think what is like a cell phone thing or like I saw someone comparing it to like a cell phone thing. Yeah, it's kind of weird. Like you buy the game for 50 bucks

and it comes with 50 hours of gameplay. But once your 50 hours runs out, you can get by an additional 20 hours gameplay for seven bucks or 30 days of limited for 10 bucks. And then can you just go 30 days of limited after that just for $10 a month? Yeah. That's interesting.

So it's basically just a $10 a month in memo. Unless you want to pay. Unless you want to pay. Seven books a month for 20 hours or less. That's weird. Yeah. Huh. And did they announce when it's coming out?

I think it's already had a release date, hasn't it? I don't know. Yeah, June 29th in North America, July 1st in Europe. And it's just going to be PC or it's not coming to consoles, right? No, just PC. No Mac. No, not as far as I know It's cool. I got a chance to look at it when I was at

Pax East. Oh, yeah, all the customization stuff was really cool. Yeah, you were saying they did some really cool stuff You could really do a lot of customization and make the character look you know, however you wanted And sometimes I feel like that stuff's a little too daunting Yeah, I like that. It's there, but I don't think I ever really use it that much It's just you can spend so much time customizing it and no one ever notices. Yeah, I remember the first time you and I played I'm gonna guess it was oblivion or the one before it was a one before oblivion

Moral wind Moral wind we sat down to create a character together in the studio at my old house So it must have been Moral and and we would like an hour in before we finished creating the character. And by that time you and I were like, I don't wanna play the game, I don't know. Who's work? I remember that game when it first came out, it looked beautiful.

I haven't looked at it since then. I wonder how I would compare now. Probably doesn't hold it. Probably not favorably. It's kind of sad, going back, final finish, I played Final Fantasy VII. And going back and looking at it, it's like, God, what was I, it's fun. But it it's funny the things you get excited about when they're the new thing, you know?

Yeah, and then it's a mate just how quickly everything's moving now. It's amazing to look back at what you were so impressed with just what seems like a few years ago. That's more a wind Griffin. Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, let me take a look now. Another thing that they had in that APB game Another thing that they had in that APB game was I guess they're gonna have like a in-game Video capture like you can hit a button and like you without having these wraps and capture video and audio Like wow on that on the Mac. Right. Yeah, the cool thing about it is if you hit the button I think it like also captures the previous five or ten seconds of footage So if you just miss something cool, you can be like oh fuck hit it hit it It's read or whatever and you can that's pretty cool in Canada It's like the way you're like super oh fuck, hit it. Hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, list and it's not a bad thing to have. That's just how I got married. You're a very happy person most of the time when you have them.

It's true. Doesn't take much to please you. Have you guys been playing anymore reach? Have you all played much invasion? I played a lot of invasion over the weekend. I actually got unhappily stuck in a game of invasion slayer, Slayer spawned my least favorite game 5, and turns out it's pretty awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot of fun playing.

I find myself voting for invasion slayer. I wish wish I could play like I know in the last podcast that rich people played too much Slayer. No, no, it's no one ever votes for Invasion Slayer. Yeah, no, no, it's a lot of fun. It's like it's a 12 man Slayer six on each team, right? Is it 12? Yeah, yeah, six. And then you still have the same squad structure as just an Invasion game. So it's, you know, two people, yeah, two people on the squad together. Oh, that's right. Yeah. And then so you're, you see, you're competing against the Spartans of the elites or whatever, but at the same time, you're competing against the other people in your squad or the other squads on your side. It's really, really, really, no, you know, it's, it's team based. Yeah, it's a cumulative 100. Yeah.

Pills, but I think what Jeff saying is you want to be the best squad. Yeah. And then also, as you play and as you like play, and as you score, you still get to unlock new class. Yeah, after 50 kills, you unlock, whatever, and so forth, and so on. And there's like territories, too. As you capture territories, if you can hold it long enough, then like supply drops fall in there.

With like weapons and or vehicles. Like ships, yeah. Really fucking cool. Yeah, I got on a ghost and just dominated the one game I played. That was pretty great. Yeah, oh, and yeah. And thanks to invasion, we now have vehicles Yeah, and that's a ton of fun

Have we looked to see if the tires still say Puma yet? I have not we should do that no or someone should we I also read that I guess this coming week in May 14th to May 17th Even like silver Xbox live subscribers will be able to play the Halo reach beta. Do you know when the beta is shedding them? No, I don't think they've announced that I think they did actually Yeah, I want to say it was like like the 20 sometime in the 20s do you also do you guys are aware of any other updates coming to the beta like new game types are maps or anything I thought some maps were coming um maybe I'm wrong yeah I see I thought there was going to be like the invasion game type was this or was last week and then they were going to add a new map, but invasion came with a new map. So I don't know if they've got another one coming or what.

Well hey, look, we only had three maps, right? So did it? It was high ground, snowbound, and Valhalla. Valhalla. I can't believe I remember those tough in my head. Because I don't like playing online. It looks like Boneyard Overlook sword base. What's Overlook?

Overlook is the invasion map, I think. No, that's Bonyard. Oh. Oh, well, I don't think I've seen this Overlook map yet. What's Powerhouse? Powerhouse. Powerhouse is the high ground one. And sword base.

Sword base is the inside one. So many is that. Powerhouse Bonyard Over And sword base. Sword base is the inside one. Somebody is at Powerhouse Boneyard Overlook sword base. That's four. So yeah, Powerhouse, we have not seen yet. No Powerhouse we have seen. I'm sorry, I'm overlooking. I'm an overlook. Yeah. I'm just getting myself confused. So is that out now or is it coming out? I guess it's going to be coming out because it's here in the beta guide under maps. On the Bunchie.net site. Well, dude, I'm super excited to see a new map. And hopefully no one, you know, or hopefully everyone won't always pick still air whenever the map comes up. Also, I know this existed in Halo 3, obviously,

the leveling system, but for some reason in reach, I'm more attuned to the leveling system, and it matters more to me. I think I like that the progress point, like you move it up and the progress. Yeah, every time you see a little progress far slide up, it's like, oh, look, I'm up to 30% now. Yeah, no, that's it's actually. It's really exciting I'll play extra games just to watch my progress

Yeah, absolutely. I don't like the addictive feature I I really really hope the whole like you know additional armor stuff. I hope that doesn't affect your stats I hope it's just all cosmetic, but you know, I'm not sure and they haven't really said anything about that have they No, they haven't said anything about that at all. Are you okay Jeff? What are you doing? There's just a tiny bit of Scotch left in this bottle and I just it seems so sad and lonely So I thought I might hey, it's called the drunk tank and it's almost lunchtime, right? Yeah, why not? It's not called the sober tank Hey, so did you, um, worst reality show ever?

Did you win a million dollars in like that 2K sports pitching game? Oh, right. And perfect MLB 2K 10 game. How funny is that, that, uh, the kid that won the million dollars is from Mobile, Alabama. Yep. And so what's the thing? So the dude's from my town and likes my team. It's like he's trying to steal my identity.

If his wife has a nose ring, I'm gonna go down there and punch him out. Do you think that guy on Mother's Day got confused and went through a perfect game in real life instead of the video game? You thought it'd get a million dollars for it? No, I don't think that's it. You're talking about that dude for who do you play for? He was playing against Tampa. Who's playing against Tampa? I forget.

Is he playing for Oakland maybe? The weird thing about that is Mark Burley for the World Champion White Sox Pitch Day perfect game last year against Tampa. Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah, Tampa that well Mark Burley That was the first perfect game in how many years? He pitched a no hitter that you and I watch yeah, but this was a perfect game. He pitched which is just No hitter that you and I watch. Yeah, but this was a perfect game, he pitch, which is just. Dude. 19 people in how many years of baseball now, over 100?

Yeah. That's nuts. That's pretty nuts. And then two guys do it in back to back years. And this guy's got like a, the guy that did it, I don't know his name, but he's got, he was like eight and nine last year and he's got like a four and a half ERA this year. He's not considered a great pitcher. And he did it on Mother's Day and fun with his grandmother

because his parents died in a car accident or something. God, that's sappy shit. Yeah. You know, like the Disney executives are just like sitting there, it's like drooling, like, please do it. So. They're like, this is going to be a movie in six months.

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Ozzy Gian, Robin Ventura, the big hurt, you know I don't think we'd been in South China that way And we hadn't been in South China, so we went to see a white socks game And I remember you were a six months pregnant We ate about $150 worth of food You didn't game and I remember you were six months pregnant. We ate about a hundred and fifty dollars Where the food? You didn't have to mention that I was six months pregnant on our honeymoon. Oh Not necessary. It was a funny moon

Anyway, I was like one of the best four hour experiences of our lives, right? It was about as much fun as we could have had It was that was a no-hitter. No, no, no, we saw that on TV. But anyway, after that, she really wanted to start watching baseball. So I bought like the MLB League pass through cable and that year we watched probably 60 games. We watched the Y-Sex one in the World Series that year. It was really fun. And we've watched them go downhill every year since. Poor Joel, the Granger's fan, like watching him, his chair's hair out. It's great. Yeah, I like it. But my favorite player has gone, I think now Joe Kuhiti no longer plays for the white socks They lost a lot of people in the offseason. Where does it? Where's what's he?

What team is he playing? I don't know. I don't care. He's a fucking traitor We should we should take like a road. We should we should take like a road trip down like Houston Just in a Astros game or go up to Arlington something Griffin. I went up to Arlington and saw those white socks destroy the Rangers about three or four years ago It was really fun. Yeah, be fun. Yeah. Go to Six Flags or something. Afterwards. Why does Texas have such shitty baseball teams? Like the Astros are doing terrible this year.

The Rangers are the good team in Texas this year. But that round really goes in cycles. I mean, it's the year that the White Sox won the World Series. They did it by beating the Astros. So they made it to the World Series. They swept the shit out of them. Also had the longest that that game was game three I think you were there actually. I went to that

game. It was in Houston. It was the longest world series game in history. It went like 14 in there. I thought I would just drive down there, watch the game and drive back no problem. I've probably left Houston like at two in the morning. Fuck you sucked. You were burning with it, all right? Yeah. The sex about a game ending, then you have to like get out of the game Like get into your car and it takes like an hour a hundred dollars to park Is it a fucking world series? Give me was a hundred dollars to park Jesus so stupid where he parks like in the stadium Oh, he parked one the part that I'm not sure I'm ass like but like the stadium my car caught a foul ball

Greg Bigeo was valet That's a joke our fans won't get. You should actually, instead of going to Husa, we should just go and see the round-knock express. Now, fuck that. I could probably get us round-knock express tickets, actually. You could get us in tickets, you would say. No, like, did you know if you take a craft cheese wrapper on Tuesday, you get like a free ticket? Yeah. But it's exclusive engagement.

All right, that's all we go by your tickets. I'll take my free ticket. You guys go buy yours, whatever. What are you going to do? You're going to email your friend. No. How are you going to do that? I'm getting, Jack, I really want to know.

Are you going to just be like, no, I would dude, you're going to make it feel like I'm kidding. Jack I really want to know are you gonna just be like no I would dude You're gonna make it I'm gonna look at murder every I Would love to go see a baseball game. Okay. Let's go see a baseball game. All right. That sounds great you and I and Maybe bring like a security guard What they're gonna steal you I don't want to get stolen I don't want somebody's still like a time I don't want somebody still like a time. I'm so sorry. Speaking of Round Rock Express, Will Farrell pitched for the Round Rock Express last week. Oh yeah, what was his name?

Roho Johnson. Roho Johnson. He brought beer out to them now. And he threw it at the back. Yeah, the Massachusetts liquor board came and gave him a stern talking to about drinking in front of people. Oh, hi. Let me just start it on that.

Yeah, that was pretty funny a little bit. I guess he's friends with one of the owners or something. Yeah, he's friends with one of the owners and it turns out the guy who's pitching to like the batter he was throwing at was actually read Ryan Who's the owner of or co-owner of the round-rock Express? But he was dressed up as the opposing teams player. That's pretty funny. Yeah, we should link to the YouTube video of it Anyway, you know, you know, I think I know Griffin. I stopped getting MLB extra endings because It's too expensive. It's like $120 for the season,

and that just seems exorbitant, but especially in these recessed times. But as Gus was pointing out, if we were to actually go to Dallas or Houston for a game, me, you, or our daughter, I'm assuming, it would cost way more than $120 before, you know. I don't think I pointed that out, but thank you, that's great it is, a very good.

Well, you were pointing out how expensive was the park at the little series. But, and that got me thinking, that got me on that tangent. I probably couldn't go down there, drive down there, park, go to the game, buy tickets, get food, you know we'd have to sit behind like third base, or get some good tickets, and then get back for, for anywhere close to $120. So it just makes financial and fiscal sense for me to buy that MLB extra earnings today. Well, I think it's fun experience.

It's a fun experience. And the food, I mean the food and the atmosphere and having people do that. I'll make you hot dogs all the while. I'm gonna hold you to that. But what I'm saying is, if you're interested in the game, it's more enjoyable. Tell the lies because you can see everything. She has a point almost nothing is better than like stadium hot dogs or stadium not sure No, it's true. I can tell you what's better. Yeah, plus a stadium beer. You can go wrong. Yeah, 12 bucks of beer is awesome No, I'll tell you what's better. I'll tell you what's better

We had to get together at our house after work last week. We just kind of a spontaneous thing. We were like At the end of the day, we were like, we should all hang out and grill sometimes. We were like, why not today? So I went to Whole Foods, Gus and I went to Whole Foods, we went to the sausage bar. And they had like a thousand different kinds of sausages. So Gus and I got like, like, eight different kinds. And it was pretty ridiculous. It was pretty crazy. And then we went to my house and we grilled up all the sausages. And that was about the best tasting night of my life I think. Okay.

That was when I was coming back from Vancouver, right? Yeah, did you show up for that? No, I had to go home because my house got robbed. Oh, right, right. While your house was getting robbed, dude, we had this hobbinear cheddar sausage. You would have loved it. You got robbed of some delicious sausage, yeah. Thanks, just rub it in.

Actually, I thought it was cheese, by the way. What? Yeah, actually, I couldn't, like, after that, I couldn't taste anything. It was like, real in the night for me. Oh, thanks. Just rub it in. That's actually, I thought it was too spicy. What? Yeah, actually, I couldn't, like, after that, I couldn't taste anything. It was like, ruined the night for me. Oh, man. That was a good stuff. I found out that my wife doesn't, like, apple and stuff. We also got this, like, apple-smoked, apple-bacon sauce. Oh, that's terrible.

It was good, no. I didn't send him in anything. Everybody agreed it was the best. Apple cinnamon is the worst flavor of everything. I think I may have had that at Whole Foods at one time we went, and we brought, I think, Finch was here. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I like a sausage sandwich. You know what else I hate in food? Pineapple. I love pineapple we brought I think Finch was here. Oh, yeah, yeah, I like a sausage sandwich

You know what else I hate in food pineapple. I love pineapple, but I hate it in my food really? But you like the salsa at At the who-hut. It's all right. It's got the pineapple. It's so good. No pineapple pineapple is good But it's not good in food. I think you'd like say it like it's a disease like oh, I got the pineapple What about pineapple? I'll say don't kick. That's kind of gross. What? Yeah.

Oh my god. Pineapple of the pancake is okay. I mean I'll eat that. That's like a food that's centered around the pineapple. Right. It's not like throwing in a seasoning. Like the worst thing in the world is like carnitas tacos that have pineapple in it. Oh no that's really good.

No that's the worst. I've never had that. That's really good. No. Dude you know what else is really good grilled pineapple? Yeah I agree with that. Do you know what's that? Where our neighbors made us they grilled lettuce like it was remain lettuce and they put it on the grill for like hardly any time like 10 seconds or something but it kind of slightly wilted and they got smoky. It's really good. Yeah you shut loose still crunchy. I never thought that you could grill. You can grill the shit out of some lettuce.

I never thought that you could grow. You can grow the shit out of some lettuce. Pro tip. All right. Hey, did you see that, I guess steam for the Mac comes out today? Oh, doesn't? Yeah. Did they get it? We should have mentioned that on Albu, probably.

And the DLC for BioShot comes out today. We did mention that. Did we? Yeah, I'm pretty sure we did. Are you sure? Not positive. They're going to have one of the launch games for the unsteamed for the Mac is going to be torch light, which I'm very excited to play.

What is torch lit? It's kind of like a Diablo-esque type of game. Who made it? Runec games, I think. Okay. I don't know. Yeah, is it a has it been out for a while? It's been out for a while in the PC a couple months Animator JB's been trying to get me to play it forever, but I just don't play it because it's a it's a PC game Right. It's got no time for that. But now look at that. Thanks to steam it forever, but I just don't play it because it's a it's a PC game right getting the time for that No sense, but now look at that. Thanks to steam. I'll be playing the shit out of it Don't they have doesn't seem to have an awesome deal where you can pay like $200 or $200 to get every valve game ever made I don't know something like that. Like Bernie was telling me I don't know if they still have them

I think I might have been a temporary. Yeah, I think that's like a Christmas thing or temp. Yeah, temper. Thank you That's awesome. Hey, are we releasing a short this week? I don't know I see so that was my my segue to get talking to you falling through that table from the last short We did oh, yeah, I fell through the table last week. That was pretty cool. I was also sore the next day Yeah, and you were I was one who was like hey, we should put a pad under this table just in case and you're like, yeah Okay, yeah, that's true. I was not gonna was like hey, we should put a pad under this table just in case and you're like, yeah, okay Yeah, that's true. I was not gonna I didn't want to put a pad down that would have been horrible I thought I was gonna ruin the shot and I would have broken my elbow probably Had enough because that's why I put like a

Hundred because it's strong right? Yeah, so I felt like a hundred percent of my weight on my elbow to go through the table Well, it's your elbow in your knee too, right? It was my elbow and kind of my thigh. Yeah, it looked good though. It looked great. Oh, thanks. Yeah, it was fun. I have noticed though, especially this season with immersion and season two of the shorts, that somehow I must have pissed Matt off in the off season because every short involves

me getting hurt in some way. Well, you seem to be like balls out for it though. You were like, you're ready to dive through a table, man. Like, what am I going to not be ready to dive through a table, man. What am I gonna not be ready to dive through a table? Yes. I think you're sort of becoming the stuntman of the office. Fuck, I'll do it. Okay.

You've got tattoos of toy. Yeah, there you go. If it's the look. Do you want to see this torch light? Yeah, I do. I'm gonna walk over there and see it. You guys continue with the podcast while I do that. Now we're gonna talk about it.

So Griffin, how you doing today? Well, I know I'm doing really well. I'm excited to be here. Oh yeah? Yeah. That's good. What are you working on today? The today is like a comic dam writing comics. Okay. So I actually I'm doing really well. I'm excited to be here. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's good. What are you working on today? I the today is like a comic-dame writing comics. Okay, so I actually should be doing that Do you like that you should we talk that you know mention that you are now put the office at least a couple days a week? I don't know if you're supposed to mention that but I guess I don't know

Well, you help out with the shorts and you help out with immersion Yeah, I just sort of hear all the time now. Yeah, yeah, I don't know if I'm supposed to be but I just end up here You should just bring a desk and just set it down somewhere. Would you like a portable and almost like the cigarette girls would have that little strap in a desk? You should just strap your laptop to you like that and just walk around with it in front of you. Those are pretty cool screenshots, it kind of reminds me of like a top down wow.

Right, yeah. It's very, very deablo-ish. Yeah. So are you enjoying your stay here so far. I saw you got fresh with Gus yesterday Oh, yeah, it's weird. I don't know like I just had a moment where I assume that like I just assumed that's where Jeff was and I walked up Up with my arm around Gus and Gus is like you can't be if I mean Gus is the only person that would get offended by a girl Come on, I'm like sidelined up to him. No, he got mad at me and like I'm not your husband No, no kiss because you just say you walked up and you put your armor on me like oh you're not Jeff

I know I'm not you know matching like neck tattoos from blade. So it's really hard to tell you apart from What it's what you did asshole come on So he's put a kill the mood that's it. I'm outta here. This podcast is over. Did you see Futurama has an air date now? Oh, when is it? It's gonna start June 24th. On Comedy Central. Yeah. And it'll just be a weekly show.

Yeah. All over again. Did they pick it up for a full season? Yeah. Oh, that's great. I wonder how it's gonna be, man. I, because, you know, I was really excited about the movies and I watched them a couple of them

and I really wasn't that into them. But I couldn't tell that if it was just that Futurama doesn't work well in a long format or if it's just like the magic is over. Those movies were very good. Yeah so I'm wondering like in you know digestible 22-minute chunks it might be a lot more enjoyable. I hope so. I hope so too. This is one of the best shows of all time. You know one of the best shows of all time is Lost. Also Bernotas. God lost. Bern does. Lost was pretty great last night. Gus watched it. Lost was good. It was like if someone wrote their own Bible story and then you know said it in the Lost universe. Yeah that's an excellent

way of describing. Last week's or last last night's episode was sort of the birth and origin of Jacob and the the man in black which we still don't have a name for. Yeah, they refer to him as your brother or him the entire episode. They only, you know, pronounce without actually using his name. It was pretty great though, because like the episode started with the mother giving birth to Jacob and the Man in Black. And so Jacob came out first and she said, But they were babies, right? They were baby.

Yeah, literally. So she's like, so she, so like this woman held up Jacob and she's like, you know, what do you want to call him? She's like, that's Jacob and then she started having another baby and she's like, what do you want to call him? And she's like, well, I only had one name. That's like, great.

Really kind of put me on the spot here. Yeah, yeah. So we still don't know what his name is, but God, last night's episode was really, really cool. I actually thought about watching it because we were at home when it was on, but we were already we'd already started watching an episode of always sunny and Philadelphia for like the 2,000th time. That's coming to Comedy Central, you know that? No, I didn't. Yeah, Comedy Central now is going to be running on it's always sunny. Like we runs or? Yeah, well, I guess we run. Huh.

I think we've watched every episode now, probably five. Are we ever going to get in trouble if we've been talking about it? Oh, I don't know. Some people in the office are not fans. All right. I'm just thinking hearing about it. It's good show.

It's so addicted to it. It's so good. You guys bought all the episodes on Xbox Live, right? Through Zoom. I did some worse than that. I bought all the episodes twice on Zoom. Because Griffin and I did some worse than that. I bought all the episodes twice on zoom because Griffin and I both have profiles And I never know which profiles in the Xbox so I'll go to watch a specific episode and it's not there And I'm like that's two bucks. I'll buy it again. So I think we've bought the whole series twice

This should send you like a complimentary DVD set for the ship Yeah, you paid way more than you need to that being said if I've paid $4 an episode I've gotten at least $4 with a viewing at this episode. Yeah, that's true. And I do like the way it's set up to where there aren't that many different consequences that really care. I mean, there's some, but. There's very light story arcs. Yeah, and I haven't watched them in order. Like, I'm sort of piecing it all together now that I've seen every episode or most of every episode. But I don't think you really need to watch them in order. No, no. They need to be to have showed up in like season two, two right yeah, he showed up in the beginning season two

Okay, but the season one's almost unwaterably bad. I really recommend checking that out. Okay start at season two All right, I might go borrow the DVDs from somebody. There's episode the other day the other day I might steal your profile and buy them. There's an episode that I watch ten times the other day where they need to be No, we're skinny pants. I saw that I don't know the the intervention episode that's one of the ones I've seen. Were they developed a process of drinking wine and a yeah. Intervention. Intervention. That's really screaming. I'm gonna say at a where I have hit Gus's limit of us talking about right now we should move on.

Let's talk more lost. So so do we have any theories on lost? Oh god. See we can't talk about that either because they don't watch it. I, I, Jack already told me all about it and Griffin doesn't give a shit. I don't, I'm sorry. I don't. She doesn't like the show. I know you ruined lost for Jeff, which consequently ruined it for us. No, I didn't, you know what Jeff does? He is just, Jeff can't wait for things and he likes to spoil things for himself. So he just goes and reads summaries and that's how he watches loss. So go and read the summary. No, that's not watching. I don't know. No, I know, but that's not so much. I read lost. Yeah, he reads reads summaries and that's how he watches loss so go and read the summary that that's not watching I don't know I read lost yeah, he reads lost now like that's he doesn't read the whole thing like he doesn't even go to like lost pedia or read the duck

Jensen over he goes to Wikipedia and reads like a paragraph Because I don't want to read a fucking novel to find out what happened I'm If it's been five minutes reading what happened in a 44 minute show he was a cliff knows version of it No, he just says no to the patients. I don't know the patients. And I don't know the pain. I don't stop watching because I don't know the patients to watch so much backstory to find out,

to find out more, like, meet new characters and not find things out. Like, I just got bored of it. And now I'm way behind and I understand what's going on. And then they were like, we didn't think backstory was enough. Let's double backstory. For a Ford story, too. Side story. I will say last night, the first thing you see is like a new woman character had never been on the show for like, are you kidding me? They're introducing new characters with only two episodes left. But then quickly they killed her.

Anyway, I can tell you that this season reads very well. It sounds very interesting. It watches very well. Fantastic. Like you and I had a discussion in the car about it on the way at the best buy-out. By discussion, I explained what happened. It was, it sounded very good. It was very interesting. It's kind of engrossing. Thank you.

I don't know if that's just you being a master storyteller or the actual content of the show or maybe a little bit of both. No one can take that away from you. It's his, his, his, Jack's. Don't let them steal your words, Jack. He's got a great narrative voice, so. Yeah, he does. Thank you. And he actually uses it, he narrates. I'll be doing the the Red vs Blue audio book. For those two

lazy to watch on TV on the internet on the internet. Or think you watch on TV through next box. I guess they could or through a DVD that are available in our stores. We're doing a complex store. That's right. Did you see the people who played Leffordib to the wrong way? Like they had a race to see who could be a jockey? Those people are brilliant. Yeah, the jockey races. Yeah, they have, I guess, four people playing jockeys who then have to jump onto survivors and then guide them through the level and see who could do it the fastest.

Who can get to the save from the fastest? Right. That's got to be some sort of a PC mod, right? Because there's no way you can spawn four jockeys. They just have to the safe from the fastest? Right. That's got to be some sort of a PC mod, right? Because there's no way you can spawn for jockey. You have to wait for it on an Xbox. It's probably a PC mod. Or I guess you could wait for it. Yeah. Do you guess? But well, I don't know because there's sometimes like if you're the smoker, for instance, they won't spawn on the smoker. Oh, really? I think so. At least that's the way it was in Lefford at one. When a jockey's on, you do you lose health? Uh, you might lose it very slowly.

But I don't know that you do. Not enough to get from point A to point B. No, it wouldn't be a big deal. That's cool. It's got to be PC, because they talk a little bit about it, how they do it. I guess they enable God mode to protect the survivors from harm.

There you go. There you go. But I guess they still have to be careful for witches and tanks. Hey, dude, thanks to Steam on the Mac. We could play it today if we wanted to. That's true. What an excellent point.

Yeah, we should do that. Actually, I'll be playing skate three today, since I didn't play it all yesterday. Yeah, I want to play some, I bought last planet two this morning, but I really do want to play skate three. I was so excited to play skate three, and then my Xbox would have finished.

I want to do, and then the replacement version. I want to do a, I'm pretty sure there's a lot of sightseeing stuff in skate 3 So I think it'd be fun to do it on Easter and I'm way up on Easter eggs right now Yeah, it's like I've been obsessed with the Easter eggs and just cause to so you're gonna pick up 3d dot game heroes Dude I tried to find it. I tried this morning because I was gonna buy that for you because you typically do our PS3 games And I think that game looks cool as hell so this morning I got up and I Went to Walmart and they didn't have it and I went to Walmart and they didn't have it. And I went to Target and they didn't have it.

Then I came to the office, waited for Best Buy to open, then Jack and I drove the Best Buy to get it. Best Buy didn't have it. Got back to the office, went to the GameStop website, put it in the store locator, there's not a best... There's not a GameStop within 100 miles of us that carries that game. I think it's impossible to buy. When we move to the new office, there's that game stop pretty close to it.

I think we literally need to go in and give them like a hundred dollars and be like, we want to buy everything coming out. Like every single new game just go ahead and pre-order for us. I guess so, man, that sucks. I mean, it seems like a lot of those game stops. They'll order them for you, but they just won't carry them on the shelf. Here's the thing. Don't you think it's ridiculous that people don't send us video games yet?

We still have to go and buy them? Yeah, it's kind of a tardy that every Tuesday morning I have to scour the town to buy the new achievement of a game. Didn't this all started like with drunk gamers right and you were just doing it for free games and you still have it man. We still have it after fucking nine years of doing video game content on the internet. We still have not managed to get free video games. We do on occasion. Jack got skate three for free. Yeah. We have a pretty solid EA contact, so we get a lot of stuff from them, but... But Activision, Edo's, Square Soft, Ubisoft,

might be starting to start stuff. You've been sorely lacking in the free game department. And like we'd love to get some games in, so we won't work in it. I guarantee you, if you send a video game to Achievement Hunter, we will repay you in millions and millions of views. And we will talk about it in one of the highest rated gaming podcasts on iTunes. One of the highest rated podcasts. Yeah, and actually, you know what?

I'll give an example, like the fairy tale fights. That came, I just got a press release from, one of the mailing lists and I emailed the guys, like, hey, we write, I work for Achievement Hunter, we do these videos and we'd love to get a copy. And like two days later, I release from one of the mailing lists and I emailed the guys, like, hey, we write our work for achievement hunter. We do these videos and we'd love to get a copy in like two days later. I had a copy of the game and we did. We put out like three videos. So is that it?

Do we just have to ask? Have we never been asked? Oh, no, I've been asking. We gave them 250,000 views, I think, for that game. And I think it sold maybe 10,000 copies. Yeah. So. And obviously the system works.

So obviously, jacket achievement hunter. I So. And obviously the system works. So obviously, Jacket Achievement 100.com. I guess you could interpret that either way. They were very, very favorable videos. So anyway, yeah, Jacketachievement 100.com. If you work for a game company, feel free to email me. Got that sense of desperate. Absolutely. Also, if you've got a free Xbox or a computer laying around.

So I'm laundering baskets, maybe. Well also if you've got a free Xbox or a computer laying around So laundry baskets maybe yeah, you should talk to the you should email the rubber-made Cooperation See if you can get some laundry baskets check the cough. I think you just got a call from the detective He's on the case All right, we should probably wrap it up anyway. He's got to go to forensics All right, well I anything else we need to plug? I don't think so, dude. Reverse blue episode.

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