Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #63

Episode Date: May 26, 2010

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Twisted metal, streaming now now only on peacock Well, what are we doing? It's Monday. This is the wrong day. I don't know how that happened We finally have an ambitious plan to work this Would release a podcast. You've seen the 30 minutes podcast. We finally have an ambitious plan to work this week. Yeah. Look everyone, I'm not naked. No one listens to you. Now that's impressive, that's nice. I'll go, I'll insert some extra silence in poster That actually wasn't bad. I just like to be quiet. Hey, that's our special

Banjo intro this week. That's awesome. You motherfucker That's why I wanted to start this podcast off. I'm so mad at you right now. Are you? Yes, I'm furious So angry before we get into that, because it's going to be a... It's going to be a while, because I'm very upset. See, we've been playing nice this morning, because I didn't want you to know just how fucking mad I am. You know, I know how mad you are, because you're both a word-playing night. Oh my god. Okay, okay, before we get into it, I want to talk about the intro.

Okay. Did somebody on the site play the banjo? Because I love the banjo. Yeah, I'm a little bit close to it. Did you just get a girl boner for some 15-year-old dude on the site? Yeah, probably. Yeah, I got one. In his email, he said he wasn't very active on the site. Of course, his name.

As long as he's active in the bedroom, Griffin doesn't care. My T-L-H-D. OK. If you were listening, send me personal comment. I'll add you. Headshot. Also, your address, pictures, please. Send me send me personal comment. I'll add you head shot Also your address Pictures, please Okay, let's get back to why we hate Gus now. Oh my god fucking you fucking asshole

You didn't show up the D&D last night because our first game in a month our characters were all fucking We had already even two weeks you're your school first one okay yeah and our other guys weren't there you are a healer your healer that's not my fault Adam's out of the country Parker hasn't started yet so it was griffin and I Frank was like we got a play if we don't play dnd we might as well just not have the thing anymore because we're never playing and we're like yeah no no we'll play just dumb down the encounters we are already at half-help and we're on the brink of a major mission.

I was down to, we just started the night out. We couldn't rest because we have one day to get to the stupid temple, right? And also not my fault. Yeah, I know, I'm not blaming that on you. And I was down to three mana, which I only got because I leveled last time, thank God. thank god and uh... we end up in this encounter against seven dudes me griffin and uh... the npc run caret or the franks npc run a i-t-mate uh... jude

the jude went down like immediately he walked in the room and he got cut in half jude went down hard nice i didn't like him anyway but we're gonna save them uh... griffin went down to nice. I didn't like him anyway. Well he's not dead. Well, we're gonna save them Gryffin went down to negative four. Yeah, I Negative five I had one hit point against three guys We killed four including Griffin killing a Pindest job killing a half work, which was fantastic by the way. I got to use my tango foot bag

I've been holding on to for weeks. Yeah, this is a So you've been holding on to it for one day. Well, one more more than that. I guess like weeks in the game. This is a 45 minute encounter fighting these seven dudes. I'm down to one hit point. No mana. Nothing going on. And I was able to intimidate them. We should by all rights be dead. Yeah. And have white. I think Frank when 80's Danes, which really bothers argued with both of them like listen we would have listen. I have ranks and intimidate I rolled a 19 and I just killed a half or so I and they were really hurt too they were better too but I Rolled a 19 with my ranks intimidate I ended up like a 28 or something on intimidate and the guy I was Intimidating roll the one so you can't get you can't say Frank let us go easy on that one that dude fumbled his intimidate and the guy I was intimidating role the one. So you can't get you can't say Frank let us go easy on that one.

That dude fumbled his intimidate check. That's true. And you know, he just his bodyguard had just died. And he was a weak old man with no armor. So. So they took off. But it was I was I was almost drove to your house to punch you. It was terrible. We almost had the role new characters because of you yesterday. And I just wanted you to feel bad about that. That's fun though. No. That's awesome. That's like the best part of the game.

We did get like, we got like a lot of xt. Do you remember the previous time we played that battle you and I had where you and I valiantly we almost died. We came close to wiping but we pulled through somehow. Right. The other game we're no one showed up except for you and me. This was way way worse than that. It was terrible.

That being said, we got 2,600 experience points. Nice. It was awesome. I'm halfway to level six now. Over half a more than halfway. So for those who haven't figured it out yet, we're talking about Denderson Dragons. Or if you don't know what that is, something wake will come to D&D next week for God's six. Hey, we'll see. I think we need a healer so bad. No, that's like your hand will just fine. No, I used all my acid flasks. I used all my flame. You're not capped on the number of times you can intimidate. Just fucking roll that. I think you're the master there. You're like two feet tall. I mean, I think that you should have

something like you should have to add some like negative something. I don't know. I think that that should be counting against you. Your character. I had nothing. Oh, by the way, I rolled a, I did roll. That is really lame, but I rolled a I did roll that is really lame But I rolled a natural 20 and then on my crit check I rolled a natural 20 and then I rolled max hit die on both On both crits nice. Yeah, it was 20266. It was pretty impressive We actually rolled really I mean we we was back and forth like we had these dogs like bone-faced dog things like I don't know what they're called. We had five natural 20s between the two of us.

Yeah, and they all rolled really badly but they were, they kind of just absorbed. I shouldn't even be talking about this. They was our heroes first. Never mind. Nobody cares. Nobody cares. But anyway, I'm still angry. Okay.

Feel free to cut this part from the podcast. Just come to fucking D&D next week. Okay. What about that? How did you see the picture that Drooma on the site made of you, Lord Sackson? Yeah, that was pretty fun. You're a character, Lord Sackson. It doesn't really fit the character because you're not a...

He didn't know. He just got enough of all the name. No, but... Also, your chest looked fantastic. Whoever the guy's chest was that he found on the internet was awesome. Google image search, what can it do? So I guess we should say that it's just Jeff Griffin and Gus this right now so far we might have a fourth joining us maybe let's hope so I guess Bernie's a pretty caught up in production and had a meeting this morning so he couldn't be here and he's actually going to Vancouver

Saturday Friday or Saturday right Saturday. I think he's going on Saturday. I got the impression from Griffin that Matt wouldn't be in the office Friday that I think they're both going to Vancouver. Oh really? I booked their travel on Saturday. Hmm. Maybe they're taking the day off. It's a personal day. They're gonna hold hands and skip right away. Somewhere. Um, I, you don't quote me in anything because I never know what's going on. Okay. Well, this is totally off the record right now, so go ahead Just be clearly on microphone. I just got to be no, I think it was next week that he's leaving No can West is this weekend. No, I know He's gonna vacation or something. Yeah, like I said that was what I was talking about Ripping gripping podcast this morning. We are on a roll. It's what's happening in the office. That's what people want to hear true

That isn't about imaginary worlds where Dwarves and half-elves and orcs are on the moon. It was awesome. I got to be I got to be a office believe this morning because Bernie had asked me to do some Reverse's blue stuff while he went to his meeting and I did what I could but we had the podcast so I went to Pass the rest of it off on the brand and I got I went up to him and said hey, are you busy right now? And he goes yeah, I'm pretty busy and I go not anymore. You're about to be busy with this though. It was fun. Brandon looks so miserable.

Every day I come in, he looks worse and worse. He's gone pale. He's like, I don't know. He just like shaggy, or the dark circles under his eyes. He sits like Gus for eight hours a day. Even if I don't talk to him, he's just like, it meant ancillary like, hey, zone. Gus is like, Gus essentially

has the effect of the one ring. Mine is the tower, just the drain. Yeah, just the drain. No, he's a great guy. I love sitting next to Brandon because it's the one disc in the office. I can sit next to that makes my desk look clean and comparison. Yeah. His desk is a mess.

Is that true? I was like, it's cleaner than Matt's. No. No, Matt has a dirty desk top. Oh, yeah. Matt has grime on his desk. You and my desk, you would never tell because it's in the darkest corner. I was looking at my feet.

I couldn't see my feet from my chair like I was looking down because it's so dark. It's like a black pit. That's where I used to sit. It's horrible. It's awesome. I feel like I'm in a cave like I know for there was one day I was sitting there for an hour and Joel like finally noticed I was in the room. He had no idea like if you're in the room for an hour he had no idea. You sit next to Monty over there and sometimes I'll go like half a day without realizing he's sitting over there. I'll listen to you like a very loud punching on the keyboard. I'm like, oh, Monty's here. I do love to flight computers. Actually, standing next to Monty is more like, it is pretty fun.

Like we just sit around and like he shows me like fight scenes on YouTube and we talk about costuming. He's really into costuming. I mean, he must be. He made that costume for his girl. Yeah, he's really good. Yeah, and he's really, he has a really intuitive knowledge of it. Like he doesn't have any, like I don't't think I need, like, training or anything.

He just makes stuff. It's cool. So I was thinking about something, um, regarding Alan Wake. Okay. Have you been it? Yeah, I want to go back on what I said last week. Last week, I seem like I was very down on it. Right.

And it's because I think I just played like the first hour, like the intro stuff. It's a rough first hour. It's pretty rough. That intro dream sequence is just bad. It gets better and I finished it and I enjoyed it. I feel like there were some things that could have been better. But overall it was a fine game. I think it's worth picking up and playing.

And we're trying to dance around this and be as spoiler free as possible. But you know you and I were talking about how Alan Wakes named like it was initial he'd be A Wake, right? Right. And we, you know, we're kicking around the idea that maybe the whole thing was a dream sequence and everything. And at the end of the game, after you rescue your wife, I realized her name is Alice Wake, A Wake. Oh, that's a good point. Yeah, and, and, you know, there's some things that happen at the end of the game that lead me to believe that maybe she'll be the protagonist in the next game. And that... Or... happen at the end of the game that lead me to believe that maybe she'll be the protagonist in the next game and that or there's two there's two DLCs that have

been announced I think one in July that are new episodes one's called I don't know one's called the writer and then the other one's called something else yeah I forgot the other one's called but I could I could see her being a protagonist without the game she has a fear of the dark. So it makes a lot more sense, I guess. Yeah, but does she have a fear in the dark? Because they kind of turn that upside down at one point at the end. When they make it, there's some, there's VO, this isn't a spoiler either,

that makes it sound like Alan was the one that actually had the fear of the dark. Yeah, well he said he earlier in the cutscene at the very beginning of the game. He says he was afraid of the dark when he was a little kid. That's why his mom gives him the clicker. Yeah, but I have to go back and listen to that audio again, but I seem to remember in that scene where like he's having a conversation with Alice, and she's like, I'm not scared of the dark you are. Oh, that's that's the darkness trying to confuse him. Is it? Yeah. Okay.

She used me to. Yeah, it was all like an illusion put on by the dark. Were you happy with the ending? Hmm. Hmm. Um, maybe I don't know. It's still hard to talk about this without giving us a lot of spoilers. Yeah, I'm trying to really talk around it. There were some things I was happy with and some things I was not happy with. I think that they left it maybe a little too open to interpretation and a little too open to sequel We'll see how the DLC's resolve it though, I guess I'll say this final boss was a disappointment You don't fight the final boss. There's no real fight. You see the final boss die in a cutscene

Well before that there's kind of a fight. Yeah, there's a there's a fight, but it's there's nothing to it Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's real weird It especially as hard as it is to get to that point Well, it was a little harder for me because I was trying that for that achievement, which is basically to get from the beginning of episode six to the end of episode six without using a weapon. So that was, did you have to fight the boss with no weapon?

No, you can use, you just have to get up to that point. Oh, okay. And then you get the achievement pops, and then you can use a weapon. Okay, gotcha. But still, it was pretty hard to do. Because, you know, there's not, you don't have much recourse if you can't fire a gun at those enemies.

You can basically just throw flares at them and run. And your character gets tired after like, apparently I'm like a smoker cause he gets tired after about 15 feet. Yeah, and the, and the, and the takin' are really fast. They must have all been track stars and like before they were taken

because they, they, everyone runs faster than you do. Yeah, it's basically like you and I at lunch in high school. Trying to run away with our Cheeto as well, the football players throwing us in trash cans. Yes. There were always so much faster than us. The ending was a little, I don't know, I know I already said it. The ending was a little too open ended for me, I thought.

Very ambiguous, and I guess that's all I'll say about it. So what did you think about the, did you actually actually ended up watching the end of last either of you? I saw I watched you saw what I watched in the office. I liked the last five minutes. Yeah, now we're building a chicken coop and we totally forgot about it. It's true. It looks great. Have you seen you saw some of the pictures you put in the website?

We started distressing like the outer frame. Can't just paint it. Have to paint it. Have to paint it. And then paint it again. And then cover it in rubber cement and candles. And then paint it a third time or fifth time. Have we thought you had rubber cement and candles? We bought a bunch of like salvage lumber to make the henhouses out of.

So we, but we had wanted the frame to be really solid. So we bought two by fours and they looked totally different like new wood So question yeah, you said you're building a coop But you bought like the stress lumber to build Henthouses are those are the coop in the henhouses two different things or we're essentially building like the chicken run Which is actually like it's gonna be a big square around a tree. It's okay. It's a big fence 8 by 8 Like I don't know like it'll be like a it's a frame and we're gonna put chicken wire over it and it's gonna be like a little like that's like the area That they're gonna be living in and then we're building chicken box.

Yeah, and then we're gonna put the henhouses that can actually go and like lay down and lay eggs in. It's gonna be, we were just gonna build a standard chicken coop and then we got stupid and decided that we should be able to walk in to the chicken coop essentially so we don't have to like bend down and stuff. So we built a six and.5 feet high and then we decided at the part of the yard where we're putting it that we have a tree. And so we're kind of limited in space in my yard's pretty small anyway. So we decided to build it around the tree. So to build it around the tree it had to be like 8 feet wide. And so now it's like- Well also T by 4 is come in 8 foot sections and we didn't want to do that much cutting.

So let's go down to the real reason here. It's giant. But then we did- and then I had the brilliant stupid idea that the chickens should have like a Swiss family Robinson style house. So we're building chicken, like chicken henhouses in the tree, like little tree houses with steps to get to. That's also, is it like multi-level? Yeah, it's going to be more- Yeah, we're going to have like a few different ones.

That's awesome. It's going to be great. And we have found this cool like, like an old wooden military crate that's held like, grenades or something, yeah. Fragrinids. And it's got like all that lettering on the side. And we probably have to like take it apart and just work the lumber in in a different way

to make it work for in houses. But we have some really cool stuff that we found. Actually, that place you recommended to salvage it. Isn't that place great? It's awesome. It's a little overpriced, but everything in Austin, like to's awesome. It's a little overpriced, but everything in Austin like to do with it It's a little overpriced, but it's much I feel like it's much better to go there and look through there than there is habitat restore I feel like habitat restore you've got a you know, it's like yeah piles of garbage to find like one good thing

Yeah, but they're everything was good. Well, and that's like this place had the actual old like lumber and old doors and things like that You actually be looking for like habitat restores cool, but they have like mostly like old old doors and things that you would be looking for. Like habitat resource, but they have mostly old apartment doors and really cheap stuff. It doesn't have much of a design appeal. Right. Did you see any of the fire places they have at that salvage place? They were great. Yeah, there were some pretty cool ones. Some awesome stuff.

So anyway, long story short, a normal family would have a chicken coop already and they would have happy chickens running around in their chicken coop, but the Ramses have to do it the stupid way. So, we've got been busy like we had D&D and we, you know, care about the game so we showed up. And so we didn't have any time to work on it last night, but I'm just, so I would take back to it. I've got the stain. It's like a semi translucent stain that's like kind of a grayish, like a tope that looks

like the aged wood that matched it to the door. We found this old, like like farm door, whatever. So I'm trying to like do that. And then I'm gonna use rubber cement, like little strips of rubber cement and candle wax. And then when you paint the next coat on, you go with like sandpaper and scratch it off and like any place that you had the rubber cement

and the candle wax, it won't stick, but it has a different look for each one. So it looks less like, it looks a little bit more realistic because of different kinds of scratches that you would get over the years. Man, that sounds super complicated. No, it's not that complicated, but it means you have to paint the thing like three times instead of just one time. And also, I'm making the like metal braces and hinges and stuff look like they're rusted already with spray paint, so. It's going to look awesome.

In four years when it's done, after our chickens are long gone. Well, you'll have a space for your chickens' children. I guess. I'm excited about it. But having chickens has really been a major source of joy for us so far. So how long do you have to have these chickens before they start like, outputting eggs? Five months.

Five months? Yeah. Yeah, they're already getting really big. Like, they're doubling in size every week, it feels like. You've had them like a month, right? Oh, no, no. I probably like six weeks. Probably.

So you'll have eggs by right around packs time. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna use. Yeah. Yeah, except I don't know what the silky said. They're on the same like trajectory. Oh, no. And they've got many eggs and they don't lay them as often.

But they're supposed to be really non-aggressive and are good brooders or whatever if you want something to lay something for you. I mean like what I had to. Like if you want something that's gonna like actually go and sit on the eggs. That's cool. So it's a chicken that's good at sitting around. Yeah, yeah. It's like the jack of chickens. And it'll sit there and there's wait for people to make pop culture references in the lab.

That's awesome. I can't believe he's not even in here yet. Yeah, well, it's hard to get out of bed before fucking two a p in. That's awesome. I can't believe he's not even in here yet. Yeah, well, it's hard to get that a bed before fucking 2 a p.m. Should we call his mom and ask her to wake him up? Oh, here he is. How's it going, Jack? Well, we're talking shit about you.

You came in at just the right time. Well, let you get settled. Hi. It's perfect timing. I was just about trying to talk about last and they hadn't seen lost. So it's going to be very. I read it. It's fine. What's up guys? Now much glad you could join us. Thank you. So what are you talking about? Oh, well, first off, we were mad at Gus for a lot of for we talked about chicken cubes It's been pretty engrossing and then we talked about whether or not Matt was gonna be in the office next Friday for like 18. Yeah, that was a really long time for some reason and now that I referenced it again, Gus can't cut it It's stuck now, right? Well cool. It's a lost. Are we talking about lost now, I guess?

I think so, but these guys seem very disinterested in it. No, I'm all let's talk about it. I have fun, dude Well, let's talk about it too much because every time we fucking talk about it, you know what? No, fuck them every time We talk about it. I always get hate mail from like Australia and England. They're like we're three episodes behind Like thanks for the warning about the spoilers Well, that's what that's what it's great to be an American See now now the three episodes ahead because I get to hear everything that happens That's true. See we're doing them a favor. We're doing them exactly. You're welcome Australia There's probably like a lot of Australian versions of Jeff out there that are like I just want to read it anyway

Like I don't want to go through the process of seeing it see they they can have the true Jeff experience We can have Jack tell them what happened like recreate the episode. So do you want to not give spoilers like for instance the Died at the very end of the episode I don't know was that a spoiler one of the things I wanted to talk about though was the the target commercials that I guess Those were so fantastic. I haven't seen them air again since then, but I saw them airing I guess in like the preview up to the finale and then during the finale I guess they made like three special spots. Yeah, I read that they were directed by Jack Bender who directs a lot of lost episodes.

Oh, yeah. I don't know how much work it is to film one shot, 15 seconds. I don't think they just pulled that footage from the episode. Yeah, it looked like direct. No, the keyboard one, he was slamming on the execute button. What about the one where slamming and Juliet kiss? Oh, that's a fake one. That's a fan made one. Oh, is it? Yeah, no, but like just there was just like a jungle seam or a boring. I'm pretty sure they've had that in the. Mm. Oh, that's it was like one shot. They

could just redo that. Sure. But it was very cool. Like it made it seem almost like like a big event, almost like the Super Bowl. You know, if you're in the Super Bowl, people make special commercials for that event. And it was cool to see special commercials for a series finale Yeah, absolutely. Well those commercials work outside of that finale thing. I don't know I haven't seen them air again. There are only 15 second spots too, which is weird Yeah, I mean if my dad watched that commercial be like what? I don't get it. What's that giant black thing? Yeah, so probably not I read that uh, we're dads your dad's also racist

I read that a Commercial time during the lost finale was $900,000 for a 30-second spot. Holy shit. You know what I just thought I just just popped into my head When your house was broken into the last time nobody the all the doors and windows were locked, right? Maybe you got robbed by the smoke monster Moving on Yeah, Mark that time. Fuck you guys. So Gus, I don't know if you were like me, but when they threw Desmond into the, or when they pushed Desmond, Desmond down into the light cave or whatever, were you expecting

white smoke to come blowing out? No. Really? No. I told you, that's, I was totally thinking that like he might have been like the good side The anti-smoke must have the white and the black combined and they like disappear. They turn in the gray I did not think about that. No that actually came my head for a little bit I really really like the finale though. I think it was done very very well. Yeah, I was really happy with it Yeah, I don't know you know Some people are upset that they didn't answer all the questions

But I feel like they didn't have enough time to what don't they had to honestly had all the answers What question do would you have liked to see an answer a little bit more Walt like why was Walt so special? Cares Five seasons ago Well, he was so important for season like one and two that it was like what this what's front what's up with this kid? I think how did Dharma come to the island? He wasn't important though They let him off and let them go on the on the boat. They didn't give shit about him at the end But then how come they went how come you know lock as Jeremy Bentham had to go talk to or to win and talk to him in the real world

Remember yeah, I think the real question is why they would cast the boy right about to hit puberty. Yeah Well, obviously they had it they had an in-game Yeah, they knew they were gonna finish over six years. Yeah, well obviously they had a they had an in game. You know, they knew they were going to finish over six years. Oh, yeah. No, not really, not at all. No. But I don't know.

I don't get, though. Well, okay, here's the question then, Jack. I've never, I've had so how long have we known each other nearly a year at this point? Probably around, yeah, year or two. I've never heard you say that you didn't like something. Really? Yes, you have. Have you ever not liked anything?

No, but yeah, he's right about this one. The last finale was good though. I liked it. Yeah. I hate everything. That's true. There you go. So that's what I like. The black smoke and jacks like the white snow. We're forming a cancerous cloud. You've got the oil leak and jacks engines running cool. Because you know, that's why you have black smoke there you go very good. I like the car analogy You've redeemed yourself from here. Thank you terrible terrible carbon earlier But I like to I don't know it was for me at first It was kind of a cop out that is like the sideways story like everyone was getting these happy endings and everything like that And then on the island stuff still sucked and so they kind of like you when you realize what was going on

I was go, okay, that's why everyone's happy innings because they're moving on because they pay the extra five dollars there you go yeah but I'm definitely sad to see it go out there's a there's a couple of shows that I really liked and then you know when they end it's it takes a little while for it to sink in like this pranos was the same way it looks to pranos and there's a finale and I still think about it every now and then and wish the wish it was still around and I'm sure it's gonna be like that for a long time with lost. No, man. That makes you sound kind of lame Oh, offense

Do you get sad and lament you're just sitting at home? You're like, oh, you know what TV show I miss you so much We had such good times together. Yeah, we know it's sorry. I don't read all of my TV It's a little bit of a different experience. I don't think you should be in any guest's case about missing the sprunners We used to have Jeff was really into sprun's when we first met and I had never seen it. You're about to make some shit up. I'm not making this up. We used to have... This has not been my part.

I'm leaving. Oh, fuck this. Every week when Sphana came on, we would have Sphana's and Facials night and we would get out the mud mask and do facial so we watched Totally participated he would exfoliate and then do a mud mask and then moisturize so I don't think he's Griffin I love you Allow me to redeem myself. All right, we're going to do some kind of like blackhead removal achievement or something.

Desperately wanted to watch the sopranos. And my wife didn't like the sopranos. I did like the sopranos. And it wasn't annoyed when I would watch it. And I said, right here, she said she liked it. I liked it. 30 lives. I wasn't.

I was in it. I liked it. But I at that point, I don't know what season it was But I didn't you have to like explain the backstory to me and it's a lot of backstory So I wasn't maybe as into it as you are because I just didn't have the I hadn't committed to the show So I got her to agree she was like I'll watch it with you But you've got to do something for me and so it was like it was like the way I could watch the show would be allowed to allow her to Exfoliate right and then why do you let me pluck your eyebrows then?

I don't. Because you tell me you want to sex with me if I don't pluck my eyebrows. Oh, Griffo do the best. This is awesome. I Will say that the eyebrows are a source of power though. Yeah careful. She's trying to she's trying to emasculate you Obviously succeeding you got like what is it? It's the stamps and eyebrow It should be like I need to plug your eyebrow. You've got a thing going on and I'm like no, it's okay And you like do you want to have sex ever again? And so I have to I mean occasionally I would like to have sex So you got to be ready. You gotta be ready in the face. You know, did you see that?

I'm gonna save you here Joe. I'm gonna jump off a lost. Yeah, oh man. I got one more thing. All right, we can go back to it Oh, you mean go ahead. Yeah, so would you be willing to Watch more of the island with with the pearly and Ben no running it. No, no, I'm interested in that I know a lot of people have said that like on Twitter and you know with the pearly and bend, running it? No, no. I'm interested in that. I know a lot of people have said that like on Twitter and you know, Facebook's and whatever they do on the internet. But I don't want to see any more story. No, no, it's done.

You know, that's it. I don't want to spin off. I don't want anything else. No, the whole thing is canon now and it's just, it is what it is. I don't want them to make another series or another show and then go back and become revisionist and change what's already happened Pullo Lucas. Yeah, yeah, like no, I don't want a special edition of the lost box in five years So it's been got like just based on what I've seen and I I admit I'm not an expert because I stop watching this show like

Religious late, but Ben got seemed to get lame. I don't know He yet he wouldn't back down. back. He came back at the end. He did, OK, good. Good Ben was no fun. No, no, good Ben's no fun. My dog's name Benjamin after him. Oh, really? You're Benjamin.

Your dog is cute. He's pretty awesome. Where's Ryan Codes? All right. You know, we were talking about sopranos that reminded me about something I read earlier this week that HBO shows are coming to the PSN. So you'll be able to buy them and watch them on your PS3. I saw that, yeah.

Which is weird to me. Like I can see other shows have been doing that for a while, like on Xbox Live Arcade and even on the PSN. But HBO is a little different since it's a premium network that you have to or premium tally have to pay for. So it's weird to me that they're I guess moving into a digital space because as it is you can't even buy HBO shows on iTunes right there's no way to buy HBO shows digital you have to have HBO or DVDs or the DVDs. So this is the first time that they're now. Is that true? I think so. Well so may HBO shows are on Netflix streaming though right? Not any good ones for the most part. But that's a let's us excite effective DVDs though. Yeah, I guess so. But you're right.

I guess what I was saying was a little too overreaching. But the shows are going to be sold. I guess when I read with $3 in episode, it seems a little pricey. That's pretty pricey. A little pricey. Yeah. Huh. But it'll be cool.

But PSN not Xbox Live. This is what shows or I'm assuming some pran on it. It says there's a mix of new and old shows It says on tarage true blood fly to the con chords. He's found it down I don't think I have the whole list. Okay. That's good show I like that show too, but I haven't really I haven't made it past season one yet I've just kind of get it occasionally or see it on air I see it on the airplane like on an airplane a lot And it's always like the same two episodes. He's found a down oh you see like an on laptop in an airplane or no,

it's like, like, like, like, no, you go ahead. No, you go ahead. No, I'm scared of you now. No, no, just like when they just have this TV shows or whatever and you're like, yeah, it's like the office and he's found a down like all the time. Really? And it's always the same two episodes I always see. I was on an airplane up to Vancouver and they showed an episode of cheers.

It's like, what? Like what year is this? But no, I've never seen any HBO shows on an airplane. Apparently there's going to be 11 series that they're going to have available on PSN. And they're not going to be available on the PSN until the show is available on DVD. Okay, well, that which seems super weird to me, because then why would you pay? Three bucks an episode and you can buy it. It's this go to the DVD. Yeah, that's pretty bizarre Be interested to see what the take rate is on that

But I guess you already buy TV shows like that like you always talk about it's always sunny and that's not a DVD, right? Oh, yeah, for sure I could probably get the bot the whole set They have a box at seasons one two four. It's like 30 bucks. It's probably I probably paid twice that by individual episodes I'm also buying them on my profile when you can't find it because you don't know what it's plugged in Yeah, I think a all-ey-sounding begins on Comedy Central next week. Oh really just reruns there, right? Yeah, yeah No, no episodes, but we all stuff We're I think we're finally hitting our limit of how many times we can watch the same old episodes

I think I've seen every episode now about seven times We're about to have to move back to burn notice. Sorry, yes. Are you addresses green man for Halloween? No, it seems too overdone. I don't know. Did you see that, I guess, by-we're announced that an upcoming DLC for Mass Effect 2 that you're going to get to play the game, the bits of the game between Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect

3? Oh, cool. Yeah, I did see that. So you're going to have further story that progresses the game leading up to the next game. That's pretty that's pretty exciting. So Jack you're playing Red Dead Redemption Redemption. Yes I am. How are you liking it? I like it a lot. It's a really great game. How far into it are you? I just opened up what would be the third section of the map. Okay. So I think now the entire map's open to me. So I'm on Act 3.

So is that Algonquin? Yeah, that's a broker. No, it's like the, I don't know, it's the more modernized section. Like now there's power lines going down the roads and stuff in that area. And apparently there's Buffalo roaming around like this. It's pretty cool. And there's like a snowy mountain I found. I was looking over your shoulder or playing it. I've only gotten, I've got to the end of the tutorial But I wasn't didn't have my my memory card So I had to play it all over again, and it's kind of been discouraging me from jumping back in It's such a big game of the tutorial. You can get through it pretty quick Yeah, but you what you were doing seemed way more interesting than me saving chickens from kaiwis

So I'm excited excited to get to that point. I'm looking at the box here I didn't realize this game was set in 1911 Oh, it's in 1911. Oh, it's right on the edge of the modern era. So yeah, I'll say this because I haven't had a chance to play it Because I've been playing you know, we divvied it up and you got red dead and I got wake and you won that round You seem to like the little story for Alan Wake. Oh, it's fun. It was a good game But just to know thing we talked about before you guys. It's no. Sorry. It's no red dead The end of the game was nuts. Actually, I shouldn't say that. It's great for what it is.

I like sandbox games, which is why I made 4,000 just cause videos for achievement. Like that kind of game. But just being in the same room with you while you play, the voice acting in that game sounds tremendous. I don't know if it's uncharted, too good, but really, really good. And whoever that dude is, they tap to be the main character That's great great. Yeah, I had no interest at all in the game until like I come back here every now and then still in the couch and you're your Guys office and just watching Jack play red dead makes me want to play it now

Hey, actually you can it's a multiplayer options are really good. Oh, are they I think I read that I haven't touched Multiplayer stuff there are there is a multiplayer achievement for having a posse of six people So it's like you can play six. I don't have a six player co-op or what but I think once I finish the story I'll probably get into that back of the box. There's online multiplayer two to 16 Okay, do you guys do you want to just play start playing with me? We can start at the same point. Yeah, Heli I'll start right. Okay. Yeah, be fun also It seems to be very well written like it's something when when writing is such a big deal in video games these days and it's often so poor, you know, and good writing really immediately stands out. Yeah.

And there's like even the side stories, like the strangers which are like the random people you stumble upon, like their stories are pretty cool. Like one guy he's trying to get out to California and it's just like he progressively gets more and more crazy because he's out in the desert on his own hasn't you know does no worries at yeah and it's just like that one guy's a little story it's like a little bonus thing but it's pretty cool. So do you know where the game takes place or is it just like some it's just there? It's a state called New Austin and it's just north of Mexico and they never really say specifically. Oh did you guys see that video the donkey woman one the donkey lady

video? That's pretty creepy. On YouTube. Yeah super creepy. Okay, so do you was that a glitch in the game? Or is that like a character they made that just put out to like an easter egg? No, that was a glitch There they've been I've run into a few glitches at one point I was doing a mission and it gave me the option to skip ahead like I was just writing somewhere and it's like You know choose the skip to destination So I did that and suddenly I was about 400 feet in the air and this falling That's not good. I saw one time you were walking into a barn and the barn door got stuck to your back Yeah, you're walking around in the barn with a giant door

I love it. It's like you're like like three stuages like yeah, yeah Actually getting back to donkey lady though I think it was really interesting because there is some local folklore having to do with donkey lady in San Antonio Do you know anything about this guest? No, I've never heard about that. Okay, I was looking online to try to find more information, but the sites are really kind of down there like homemade and like misspelled, which I don't know, but I've heard so when I first moved to Texas I heard all sorts of stories about La Chusa and Lagerona and Donculati and there's apparently some

sort of ghost slash monster in San Antonio that lives under a bridge on the woods and you go and like honk your horn and they'll show run up and like pummel your car with her hoof I guess the story is some woman that was like burned up really badly in a fire and had like this disfigured donkey's like face and her hands were like melted down and like hope shapes so it wasn't funny to her no it's not funny I don't know I'm laughing. But no, it was interesting because it was a glitch in the game

that created this character that is also like a in San Antonio like in actual. It made a show of wild it. Oh, yeah, it's a fact that it's a glitch. I mean, I think it would be really interesting if they put that into the game because it is something in Texas. But it's even more interesting to me that if it just happened randomly and it's something that actually is supposedly happened in Sanitai.

I wish to God I could think of something embarrassing about you that I... There are a lot of embarrassing things that I'll probably tell them before you will. Do you know where this bridge is? Like the Donky Lady Bridge? No, I saw a video, like a couple of videos on YouTube so you can do a search donkey lady and San Antonio donkey lady bridge and then there's some just like stories it's just like some kids here's the bridge let's look and then or like it'll be dark and they're like I heard a noise and all the kids run back to their

car but no I actually I really want to go spend some more time in San Antonio because I barely explored it and I don't want to go to the Alamo again So do you hear about the F1 racing coming to Austin? Yeah, that's weird. I mean cool. I'm not an F1 racing fan not yet And I won't be but I'm excited about the business. It'll bring to our first city I hear the donkey lady was very instrumental It's one racing in Austin. Yeah, it's supposed to be like a $250 million track They're building somewhere in Austin or somewhere near downtown Austin. Yeah, like a nine or ten year contract. Ten years, yeah. Like from like 2012 to 2011 or not, 2021.

25 million dollars to build a fucking race track near downtown Austin. No, no, no, it's not it's not publicly funded though. It's all private. It's near downtown. That's what they say. It's supposedly closed to downtown, but it'll probably end up being by the airport. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, my my sim city Leaning's I make me feel weird about putting it too close to downtown. It's sim city leaning. Yeah As a giant Bowser can attack downtown. There's something made of the track. They were just like the noise alone like Dude, that's gonna be one day a year. Hey speaking of sim city. Let me a weekend. You read even the off that I guess was last week when I watched that video about the guy who beat sim city

No, he didn't build well. Yeah, building a perfect town. Yeah So it's bizarre. Yeah, that was a very weird video because it was like you know It's made it seems so important what he did and of them like dramatic music and everything Yeah, I really like sim city Which sim city was it was a sim city for I don't know I don't think so. Yeah, I think it was one it was older. Yeah, it might have been like sim city to just real faster backtrack The donkey lady bridges in San Antonio at the corner of Apple White Road and West jet road There's also the kids that that corner the summer in San Antonio

It's the ghosts the ghosts of the children who died in a bus accident I have a car up over the train tracks if if you're in a stall on the train tracks, and you put talking pattern, you bumper, and like, I forgot people that have done it, have like had that experience. And it's like uphill, or at least it appears to be going uphill, so it's not like something that feels possible.

Yeah, we used to, you know, I grew up, you know, Southwest of San Antonio. And I remember always hearing about that when I was a little kid. We should have go to San Antonio and do some ghost hunting. You guys have fun. Go look for Donk and Lady.

I'll stay here and play video games. I had a friend who said she saw La Tusa. It's like the Mexican witch. What is that? It's like an owl slash witch, right? And if you see it, it's an omen of death. She was in a cemetery, a crybaby cemetery in San Marcos. Did she die?

She- What did so much she know die. I'm sure eventually somebody But that's the thing about omens of death you like you know enough people eventually it'll come true Yeah, I guess that's true. It's a lot takes the pressure off of you're a bad omen You're like eventually something bad will happen when we first started dating and Griffin was still living in San Marcus She talked up this crybaby cemetery a lot and how it was the scariest place in the planet. I took you in the wrong season. And so she took me to it? Fucking cemetery. Nothing special about it. Okay. She was standing there and she goes, well, it was, it was, it was

scary last time. Okay, I don't, I went in the dead of winter and it was dark. You're trying so desperately to tell an embarrassing story about Griffin. I was embarrassing. Yeah. It was, it just wasn't scary. Okay, well I went and it was dark. You're trying so desperately to tell an embarrassing story about Griffin, aren't you? It was an embarrassing and the same. It was, it just wasn't scary. Okay, well I went and it was like overgrown, like they hadn't mowed it and it was like, there were some cat skull like wired to the fence like around the cemetery and it was dark and raining and it was like this perfect setup. And when I went with my friends and we were freaking each other out and then I went with

you and you were making fun of me and it was summer and it was still light outside. Like we, I don't know it was maybe like 9pm and the sun was just setting and like it was freshly mowed and there was like a family that was totally different experience. But it's apparently this was like a baby that cries like a baby that was buried out there that cries still like in the cemetery. Terrifying stuff. There you go. Where is that cemetery? Is it in San Marcos? It's in San Marcos just a little bit south like if you're going to San Antonio right past the outlet mall. Six out. See you go get scared to get a

jambaduce after a word. prices are so low it's scary Yeah, it sounds it sounds terrifying. It's really frightening You know I saw that you know, I guess since we talk about food so much in the podcast I saw someone started a group on the website and they're gonna do like a food tour of Austin Oh, I got an email about that. Yeah, based on based on what the places that we mentioned. Where are they going? I saw they like a list of like 12 places. I guess they're going to well, they called the group Rooster Feast I guess they're going to 18 restaurants in three days and they're going to Gordo's, Chaladro, Lulubis, Rio Rita, Turf and surf, Mrs. Johnson Johnson, Round Rock Donuts, your

moms-burgers, Head Creekburgers, Elmo Draft House, the Highball, Lula Hut, Austin Chicago Dogs, Juan Pilota Cafe, Bill Mott, Lula Delmont Closed, isn't it? I don't think it's called Lula. Mike's pub, Royne Fork, Frank, and Hoboken Pie. There's a lot of places they can cut out of that list. Like they should, no offense to Hoboken Pie, but they should go to Homeless. If they're gonna get pizza in Austin, if you're listening people don't-

Hoboken Pie is good, but- Hoboken Pie is good. Homeless is bread. But if Homeless is top of the food. But I heard that doesn't Hoboken Pie have like better like vegan vegetarian options? I think it does, have pretty good ones. Yeah, it's good things from vegans.

If people don't sound vegan or vegetarian. Yeah, these are fans of ours. Also, I mean, I would probably go to, I'd probably go to P Terry's overhat Creek. Yeah And go My ex-pub is in a certain turf is by the way We were talking about that's the pow-wow place. Oh, yeah, oh They probably cut that cut that didn't cut Chalantra

You probably wrote We're worrying for you might take on this make it like get a drink there. Yeah, yeah, not get a full meal Well, I don't know run for some good ass food though. Yeah, oh if you go to worrying for it get the The what is that the pork chili green chili pork? Oh green for Or chicken and jolada is a really good there too. Um, you know, I'll say she go is fucking casino Oh, yeah, you gotta go to casino. Oh, and you know actually, Jackalops Bar food is, I like going to do more than casino when it comes to the Bar food just because I have more variety.

Who knows if they're all 21 and up or not though? Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah. Yeah. Do you guys want to meet up with these guys at some point? No. We can meet at the high ball, grab a drink, though. I haven't met in the high ball yet, I like it.

It's the 21. Yeah, we can do that. It's kind of interesting because it's kind of interesting the list that people compile from the stuff we talk about, which the places we talk about aren't necessarily the places I would recommend somebody who was coming to Austin to go to. They're just places that were, some of them are definitely places that we're trying

for the first time, like the Lulubis is on the list, and we've only ever eaten there once. We're just like, it was good, but I don't know if it's like, your mom's burgers, we only went there once. Dude, that place is great. It was pretty long way, though. You know, every now and then people email asking, you know know for a list of places we've talked about to eat and I never had one but now I'm doing all to the Rister Feast group. Hey speaking of you got a Frank is a good one to have on there

Austin Chicago dog. I don't know where that is. I think that's the dude who sells the hot dogs. Oh Yeah, no, no, no, no, no Frank. Go to Frank and if you want to go to two hot dog places go to man bites dog Yeah, man bites dog. Oh. It's right by our house I'm really good at tortillas all so wait for sir. You should probably go to tortillas probably should probably go to tortillas once Yeah, yeah, you know, he shouldn't go bikinis. I got so sick yesterday I really can't oh god. Yeah, you're from stone up on like I don't really yeah, and the worst is like before you know And before you throw up and you get that mouth of water you kind of thing Um, my I don't know what it was but like when my mouse started watering

I start all the grease like I was weird like my mouth was something coated with grease I don't know if it will like work this way through my it was so gross. Well you and Jeff had the same meal right? Yeah, I was fine. Yeah, like that I had the triple mini burger or whatever with kettle chips You just probably came with extra spit. Yeah. Yeah, or jealous It's like another girl you yeah, I was the only female patron that I could get a this girl out of here We'll see about this Girl has her clothes on setting a different

Patience Bernie isn't here to yell at us for it. Let's keep talking about food. What's one place to add to that list Gus? Shit, you put me on the spot. I would recommend putting I was gonna say to add like some variety. There's no barbecue joints on there, is that? Shut the fuck up, your name's not Gus. I was gonna say to add some variety, they should put a place like Taitara, but Taitara closed. What about Franklin?

Franklin's good. Pad Thai is also good. It's a Thai place up in the Mueller development. Yeah. I haven't been there. We should go. Yeah, we should. It's really good. I think it's on par if not... Some of the dishes are better than Taitara used to be. But in some of the dishes that were good at Taitara, aren't good at Pettiton. What about that new place we went to?

TNT that place was great. Oh TNT is good. Yeah, we never talked about TNT. What's that tacos and tequila? It's out on like West 5th. It's hard to find it, but it's good and what is that trailer Spencer or something? It's like no, it's in like a condo between 5th and 6 like we're the gables that you gables apartment complex thing was built But they were really good and it was really inexpensive for the quality food I thought so what you want edition Pad Thai. Yeah, Jack what you want edition I'll say someone like like iron works maybe fuck iron works I mean I know you guys don't like green is key but no no you want good barbecue You got a root ease or Franklin. I'd say I had some Franklin this past weekend was really good. How long did you have to wait?

I got there like at 10 55 and I waited about 15 minutes god damn I I got there before it opened and I was like 20th and there's a there's a they built a fucking barbecue trailer in my front yard It's the best thing in the world every time I leave I'm gonna my open my front yard It smells like barbecue. It's fantastic. You open your front yard. You can't, yeah, don't you open your front yard. Shut up. Did you find an eliminated thing? You can't. No.

You can't fucking eat there because there's a thousand dudes. And you can't park on my street anymore because there's a thousand cars there. I was, I was going to hit recently because I was, because now it's like super good. Wow. What's the one place it then? Yeah, I do recommend it. What's the one place you recommend? Pointing at Griffin.

Griffin Ramsay. Well, you recommend, I'll give you. What's the one place you recommend? Pointing at Griffin. Oh Well, you recommend you a personal pick. I can't there's that list is sorely missing one kind of food that you can't go to Austin I have pull those is what I reckon. Oh shit. Yeah, there's no how beanie Mexican on the pose. All right Chewy. I like. Well, how can you say it's all right? It's all right. It's a fantastic It's the only place that I found that like like onion, carrots, jalapeno, like salad or whatever, that's the bomb. And you can just fill up on that. If you don't have money, just go there and get seeded,

have one drink and get a bunch of salad. You can buy that super cheap at the grocery store. Really? I'm sure it's easy to make. It's like vinegar and oil and like, you've got to get the carrots. It is good though. OK, I'm going to say TNT. I'm just going to stick with that.

All right, that's good. I think it's good. there you go rooster feast What are they coming up doing at June 11th to June 13th, which I guess is like two weeks. How many people are going? I don't know this a few people there's only a few people in the group. I guess it's like a group of friends from out of town who are coming to town It looks like there are staying at your house That's pretty that's pretty pretty cool. Yeah It looks like they're staying at your house. Eight members of the group. That's pretty cool. Yeah.

Be sure to mention. But now they get that bomb. Gus and I recommended you go there and talk about how awesome the restaurant is all the time. I'll say get a casino. They could probably do that. So enough about rooster feast. Enough about the food. That was probably the longest food segment we've ever had in the podcast. It's the best gaming podcast ever.

We talked about games already. We talked about Alan Wake, Red Dead Redemption. Was anything coming out this week? Doom 2 came out today. Oh, Lurr came out this week. They have a great ad for Blurr. That's a fantastic ad. The Mario Kart parody one.

Yeah. The tomorrow is Splinter Cell DLC, right? Yeah. The tomorrow is Splinter Cell DLC. Yeah, it's a great. You know one thing I hate is every Monday with you Awew and as soon as we put out Awew about 300 stories show up right after we release it. Yeah, like we, like fucking Doom come in add to them. There's like three D or three Xbox live arcade games

Then like Robbie Bach and J. Allard left Microsoft. Well are going to leave my stuff Yeah, it's like so much stuff comes out like immediately afterwards. That's a big deal Yeah, really really big read it to read his email J. Allard's email. No, no They released his like his sort of resident not a resignation, but like his final email He sends to the company. It's actually really really well done email. Oh, you know, you should probably read it All right then Okay, but it's interesting like timing-wise it makes me wonder how far a long development of the next Xbox console is Like if they're if they're if these people are leaving now it makes me wonder if How much work has started on the next console already.

At this point. Do you think it was intentionally timed? Because it's an interesting, you're right, along that front too, but also E3 is in three weeks. So it's we're supposedly right before E3. Supposedly, Jailer was working on the career, the tablet device Microsoft was working on, and they got scrapped.

So he just kind of was, all right, I'm done and he left. But he's supposedly still working with Microsoft in a very, very limited capacity. Yeah, I don't know. Like his email, he says 95% life, 5% Microsoft, where it was flipped before. So, life, what does that ever get you? Is that the one you're telling me

that it's wants to do like charity work and hang out with these kids? Yeah, I have a conversation yesterday. I'm curious to see, you know, these people have been with Microsoft for a long time. They're both there like, Boc was there about 20 years. Yeah, I think Aller is there for like 18 or 19. It'll be interesting to see new blood. I hope it works out.

It's a dangerous thing to happen, I guess, for Microsoft. It's a big shake-up. That'd be fine. So, if I wanted to apply for one of these jobs dangerous thing to happen, I guess, for Microsoft. It's a big shakeup. That'd be fine. So if I wanted to apply for one of these jobs, where do you think I said that? Jobs at Microsoft.com. So Jeff, I know you don't watch the TV show Glee. No, I don't. But last night's episode was the Lady Gaga episode.

Nice out of you. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. I saw it. I saw in Q Rank the other day that lady got right and gets her name from the queen song radio Gaga never made the connection. Can you do me a favor? No, don't think of me ever Especially when you're watching a show Glee yeah, I specifically on crank. I came in first two days ago, and I came in second the yesterday on my P.R.

Crank one word. There's no hyphen if there was a hyphen it would be Q rank rank But it's crank the guys the guys work here in Austin guys who make the game We should call him and ask him what it's called Even then you probably still miss pronounce it. I'm not gonna play that game. I've decided. It's fun No, no, okay. Okay. I got excited about four square cuz y'all wanted to be four square So I just started doing that and then everyone just decided that was boring and stopped doing it I just don't want to jump on like another thing You're like me. That's exactly why But this is this game stands by itself Yeah, it's like it's you don't you don't need all these idiots to play it as well for you to enjoy it.

It's just a trivia game. Oh, yeah. It's just fun. Well, you know, I yeah, I just it's hard enough just to get time time in the day to do the things you have to do like build a chicken coop. Our chicken's are like out growing their cage. So all like crammed in there. They get big, man. That photo, you holding what nut. Is it true? Chuk about. He's the little one. I keep saying he and I'm really, I need to send like,

I'm hoping that all the silkeys are female. I don't know about them. The other two are definitely female. But if we have any roosters, they make noise. We'll have to eat it. So. Sounds delicious. Well, the silkeys of sphisto not taste very good.

You'll have a rooster feast. You know, I broke a hundred on the global leaderboard on Q-rank the other day. Oh, did you? It was very happy. I was like number 77 in the world. Get your award. Yeah, nice. Did your local thing work? Like your local scores? Yeah. For some reason, mine never does. You normally have to look at it the next day. Oh really? Like, I guess because people are still doing it and a few are still answering the other questions. Hey, did you not change the subject away from crank, but did you see the video Bungie put out today? The thank you video for the reach beta? No. It's pretty

awesome. It's they put out a video that's like best moments from the beta. Oh yeah. And it sounds incredible. Yeah, it's pretty fun to watch. I watch it like three times just trying to take it all in because it's kind of fast, you know, but it's a pretty cool video. I recommend everybody check it out. So the announcement reaches coming out September 14th. Yeah.

September 14th. That's in big news. We got that in time for Awe at least. Okay. We also have a ringtone now. We should mention that. We mentioned it in the Awe video, but if you like that Awi sort of rap beat I made a couple weeks ago You can if you are on your iPhone

What why are you laughing? If you're on your iPhone you can go to the iTunes store for some reason just on your iPhone You can search ringtone search for Awi or a G-Mine Hunter and it'll pop up. There you go. So it's like a buck 29. What's your DJ name? Jazzy Jack Is this the the good the badass and the ugly? Is that the bungee? The good the badass and the ugly yeah, and the thing I like about the ugly is that they they make a point of Showing in or like showing glitches and like mistakes in the game. That was pretty funny like they haven't really gets into humor about it It's a beta exactly. It's exactly what it is, but there's some really awesome like some really cool stuff in there

I'm really excited for that game Have anybody else here downloaded steam for the macros are just me. I downloaded it. I haven't played it I missed the free I'm looking warned you guys over and over I downloaded it. I got it. Oh good. Good. See good. I read that I guess in Was it last week? I read that Mac sales account already for 11% of steam Transaction steam sales. Oh really? Wow. That was fast. Yeah, so and that's about what their market share is right like 11 12% You mean computer market share. Yeah computer market share. I think it's yeah like 10 I think it's a 10 isn't it? I had some problems with torch light, you know, not working right after like a few days 10 I think it's a 10 isn't it? I had some problems with torch light, you know not working right after

Like a few days after I bought it, but I got result pretty quickly. How is how do you feel about torch light? It's good. It's just repetitive very repetitive very quickly. Yeah, it looks fun though. Yeah, it's a lot of fun I'm uh, I don't know. I'm probably a little over halfway done with it. I think really yeah I got distracted by Alan Wake what do you what do you move on to did you get red dead I'm probably gonna get red dead redemption today but it's been a sale DLC comes out I want to play that too especially new co-op missions yeah I don't have any more play co-op with oh that's so sad I'll probably play maybe I could get my wife to start

playing I told you panting wants to play co-op with you yeah Yeah, he's too good Like I need someone on my skill level. I Red I don't know if you all saw this but I saw that someone did Like it's like frame rate comparisons portal on the Mac and the PC. Oh really? Using bootcamp they booted into the Windows side, you know ran benchmarks and using portal and then boot into the Mac side and ran it and this is all this is With the beta before steam was actually finally released. And Windows gets like double the frame rate. Oh really? On the exact same computer.

But like I said, that was just the beta. So hopefully they did some further optimization. And hopefully, you know, they get that shit worked out and upcoming patches. Hey, Half Life 2 comes out on Steam today. Yeah, supposedly. They released that teaser video. Yeah, should be that teaser. Yeah, Half Life 2 comes out on Steam today. Yeah, supposedly. They really set that teaser video that plays there. Yeah, the 1984 commercial parody. Pretty cool. I bought that time to download it. We'll do it right now. Oh, yeah. What was the time you played Half Life 2? Oh, shit. Probably right

after the orange box came out. So you played it on PC and then you played it on Xbox and I gonna play it on Mac. No, I play. I know I've never played it on the PC. No, I did play it on PC. Yeah, you did. Yeah, long time ago. You were little in me. Yeah, I played it on Xbox and now you're gonna play it on Mac. No, I play, I don't think I ever played it on the piece, no, I did play it on PC, right? Yeah, you did. Yeah, a long time ago. You were little in me. You were little in me. You were little in me.

You were little in me. Yeah, I played it on PC. Then when the Archbox came out, I wanted to play Episode 1 and Episode 2, so I replayed it. And then yeah, now I'm gonna play it again on the Mac. So you've experienced the shit out of that game? Yes. It's a six-year-old game now. I'm still waiting for Episode 3.

One day. Someday. E3, maybe. It's only like fucking five years overdue wait who's going to E3 just you and Jack or just Jack and I yeah that's Jeff and Jack yeah they heard him he's got a great distinctive voice just saying this might be someone's first podcast ever we should never take it for granted Jeff and Jack will be at E3 and if you see us at E3 feel free to come up and say hi and slap Jack

hey what's your what hotel you stay now? What's your room number? Holiday and Jeff's in room, I don't know, 1216. There you are. I actually don't know or stand. We booked the reservations forever. What is it? June 15th, the 17th. Okay, still a couple weeks away. Yeah, and we're going to be there. We have to be there though, like 13th. Yeah, we're going to be there Sunday to Thursday, I think. Yeah, we leave Thursday morning. So we're only going to be there, we have to be there though, like 13th. Yeah, we're gonna be there Sunday to Thursday, I think. Yeah, we leave Thursday morning. So we're only gonna be there the first two days V3. That's fine, everything a person can do.

We're all in two full days. So you're showing up early for all the events and parties and then leaving before the event, before E3, the event proper is actually over. Well, you know what, it's like on the last day of E3. Yeah, it's like a ghost town and nothing works and all the boothob bait or booth bait Just look haggard and fucking annoyed and wait wait like before we move on

There are girls like hanging out with breasts at e3 just to turn you on because I don't know if I want you going You didn't know about that. I didn't know that is it just like actually. It's not it's not as bad It's not as easy to be yeah, they actually they literally tone down. They said you can't do that anymore. It used to be ridiculous. They used to hire models to come. So while I was watching our newborn child, you were off at E3, like for weekends or whatever at a time hanging out with girls in tight shirts. No, I wasn't hanging out with any of those girls.

Those girls weren't hanging out with anybody at E3. They were paid to be there. They were the most disinterested people you can imagine in the world. Yeah, it was not. It's not like, it does not nearly as fun as it sounds. Okay. Oh, shit. I must have never entered my half-life 2 CD key at the steam. I don't have it.

Whoops. That sucks. Aw. Sorry, buddy. Oh, I guess I have to rebuy a six-year-old game now. Did you see that EverQuest 2 is copying World of Warcraft now and is selling mounts for $25? I did see that. I can't, does anybody play EverQuest 2 anymore? Well, shit Sony might make like 75 or 100 books off of this. But I guess the difference here is these mounts actually do like give your character additional benefits. Oh really? Yeah, there's two of them, one of them.

I don't know what this means. One of them improves the rider's combat abilities, the other boosts spellcasting abilities. Hey, let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question. Do you think, speaking of Evocrest 2, do you think Wow has pletode? I think so. I mean, they haven't really seen any, well it's hard, yeah I don't think, they haven't really seen any significant player base increase even with the path of the lich king coming out, but that could be attributed to their legal troubles in China. Yeah.

People have been killing themselves like crazy over there working at the Foxconn Factory. Yeah. I think they've had nine suicides so far this year. Hey, speaking of that, and people killing, what the fuck is up with china and all the middle-aged dudes killing school kids i don't know it's a little weird it's creepy shit right i feel like you hear the headline every now and then here in the u.s. but no one's really talking about it. i saw a summary article the other day i think i'm out of the monday it's been like forty seven kids that have been killed now this year really? like people just show up at like kindergarten or like elementary schools with like cleavers or knives or something and just start stabbing all the kids they can.

Oh my god. It's become crazy and nobody knows why. It's happened like 10 times or something. Like the guys will all then kill themselves and nobody knows why they're doing it. It's just happening randomly and it's like like ex-school teachers, like ex-militaries, like normal dudes that are all, but they're all guys in the middle ages, like in the 40s to 60s,

and they all seem like well-adjusted normal people, and they'll just show up at a preschool and start killing kids. That's terrifying. It's terrible is what it is. And nobody, but nobody knows why. It's like some in-night shamalanship. You say things via marketing for something?

It's a place. It's a place. We've got you for this time yeah I guess the headline I've seen here is China suffers eighth child stabbing attacking a month wow just like some kind of crazy murder trend uh... let's see that's a great image to go with it yeah that's a guy holding my finest back

since the end of my life I think it's funny that you find yourself like hilarious to talk no it, it's just like the weirdest like static image you'd put with a story I think. I mean that's very like how we nesk. Yeah the article I see here doesn't have like a running total but eight in one month is crazy. I guess the first one was the end of March. It says when a mentally unstable former teacher killed eight children at a primary school. It's not. It's terrible. 2012. Yes, 2012.

It was just like that in the movie. Yeah. John Q sat just around stabbing kids. Man, that is a terrible movie. Have you seen it? Yeah. When you see the Jack? Yeah, Woody Harrelson's pretty easy-going part of it.

There you go. Jack doesn't like 2012. Okay, but he was not good enough to be. Woody Harrelson was terrible. No, he's so bad. That's the thing he's so bad is funny's funny, but it's I don't know Well, someone wrote that that movie is like you know thank God I wasn't standing there 10 seconds ago the movie It was like everything like it's blown up or destroyed right behind them as they're like driving or running pretty much for two hours

Yeah, yeah, I heard described as two hours of running away from visual effects Basically the same thing. Yeah, I can't recommend it enough. How did you see it? Did you get it on Netflix or... Zoom Marketplace. Zoom Marketplace. That's how I get almost everything from Zoom Marketplace.

I don't even go to Netflix streaming that much anymore, just because it's like, I don't know, you've got to wait through so much crap to find the good stuff and it's hard to find don't know, it's, you gotta wait through so much crap to find the good stuff, and it's hard to find new releases that are actually new releases. You know, Starman is on Netflix streaming. There you go. Come on. I'd say, you know, I'll just say this about Starman.

Karen Allen is hot as you. Yeah, she is. She was at the top of her game. Hard back then. It's a good movie. I've already moved on. Okay. I was gonna say something vastly entertaining, but... Oh, go for it.

No, I was actually not that entertaining. I was just going to say that it was the one night we rented that movie on the scene or whatever. Or do we buy it? No, we rented the shit out of it. Okay, I don't know. I'm glad we don't own it. Because I'm never going to ever watch it again. But it was the one night we decided we always watched comedy.

And that's pretty much nothing we have an attention span for. And it was the one that we're like, you know what, let's shake it up. Let's do something else. And we decided never to go do that again. We're gonna From here on out back to comedy You got you got 2012 back into the It was it was the end of the world for thrillers pretty much There's nothing really bigs coming out is it any anytime soon the only movie that's on my radar for the summer so far

I think is inception. Yeah, oh yeah, that looks that looks good. I still haven't seen Ironman 2 You should see it. I'd like to you. I don't think it's gonna happen though. Shrek just opened this past weekend Man, Magrubber f**ker tanked it was a bad weekend all around like Shrek did really poorly for Shrek $70 million no, I know it's a buttload of money too, but like two and three both broke a hundred million, right? Yeah. But Magruba came in seventh place on opening. I know.

Like $4 million. Yeah. Bucks up as Mojo said it only has like a $10 million budget. Yeah, and that was telling me he read somewhere that the movie is already profitable though. Like they made enough off foreign distribution rights off the sale of those that it's already made. I can't believe that Magruba would warrant like a lot of sales in the foreign market I don't know no

I'd sad though because I actually think it looks like a funny movie wasn't most of the foreign market like McGyber's enemy They probably didn't get to see my guy like they were like oh look that's me getting you know blown up by the acid bomb What did McGyber make you know know, movies coming out this summer, A team. Is that coming out? Yeah, it's coming out. Man, that is going to be a terrible movie. But that trailer, so the end of that trailer was fantastic. The first trailer.

Yeah, those like Charlie's Angel. Yeah. When's the first half of the last Harry Potter movie coming out? I know. Is that Thanksgiving? Hopefully soon. I can't wait to see that. Yeah, because they split that into two parts. Oh, the new Twilight movie coming out. Is that nice giving? Oh shit. Hopefully soon. I can't wait to see that. Yeah, because they split that into two parts.

Oh, the new Twilight movies coming out this summer. That'll be big. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Man, that's going to be kind of a depressing movie though, because the first half of that book, it's good, but it's like the build up to the final battle and everything.

And it's actually just really. Harry Potter, that's Twilight. Oh yeah, yeah, sorry. I got that very popular. Stuff I care about. Book 7 of Harry Potter basically starts with them killing off all your favorite characters. Well, no. Well, a couple of them. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. look though for the first half is like doesn't I mean it's just them getting ready for the final valve. Yeah, but even that is depressing because it's like they're overly stressed and they're they're it's like wearing down the friendship. Yeah, fight with Ron. Man, but no it's really it's really rough and it's really sad. But good. And then they cap it all off. Oh god, I don't want to start talking about I'm gonna cry. It's fucking but you do you do you do you need a facial or do you do my role? When we read that, definitely when we read that book together we would have to like pass the book back and forth We in Gavin would witness the whole thing

Um, we'd have pass the book back and forth like I would read until I was like sobbing to the point where I couldn't Like he couldn't distinguish words and I handed to Jeff and he would read until he was Talked Okay, just having to report the solid super slow motion. I wish you had dude when I Sad fucking look that's all it's all sand. Okay I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like grilled chicken burgers were awesome I'm just a puke I guess I don't know Who's happens to me? That should be your catchphrase That'll be your new title. I'll make it your title on the verse 2 side now. I'm a puke

This cannot even fit PUKER, can't PUKER, yeah Alright, well anything else you want to talk about? No, I don't think so I'm not mad at you anymore guys, but I'm still a little disappointed. Okay. Shelped.

I can make a bet. Come to D&D next week. And we'll see. Make it interesting for me. Ha ha ha ha ha. Alright, so this is cash this way. Alright, well thanks for listening. Yeah.

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