Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #66

Episode Date: June 16, 2010

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnet and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-octane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnet, and Thomas Hayden Church.

Twisted metal, streaming now, only on Pika Hey, it's a podcast. Was that a ukulele? games So I guess we beg it started Hey, it's a podcast was that a ukulele I think it was yeah the file is named ukulele props buddy that's That was a code the to indie so should we start this podcast off by saying that we're recording it early Yeah, yes probably should now we're totally so the people don't understand why we're not talking about Jeff. We're totally skyping. Jeff and I flew in back to Austin on Wednesday morning just to record the podcast. Yeah, back out to LA right after it. This is a preemptive podcast recorded ahead of time because all four of us I think will most likely be out of town next week. Yeah, and yet I can still say with confidence that I'm upset about the oil spill.

I have a pretty good feeling. Four days are going to change that. Can you believe those jerks in Washington and what they did? That's a sense of blood. I'm pushing material. That's like the auto DJ 2000. What about those bonuses and watching them? That's a stampy episode. But seriously that earthquake yesterday. Wow. What is that 50 this year? Yeah, there's a lot of earth is splitting in half.

So we should, I guess like we should, we should preface and say that we don't know what's happening in E3 yet. No, no, because it's only Friday. And we don't know if Texas has gone to the PAX 16 or the Big 10 or what's up yet. Yeah, we won't find that out so Tuesday. Yeah, we now, we now know Colorado and Nebraska have left for sure. So let's talk more about college football. Let's not.

Let's talk about more boring coaching changes or conference changes. Yeah, what next? Let's speak to the audience. So a rooster feast is kicking off a little later today. As a matter of fact, as pretty much as soon as the podcast is over, I'm going to go meet the rooster. They don't know it.

I'm going to go walk over and meet the rooster feast guys at a place and invite them over to tour the office if they want to. Oh, really? Where are you gonna meet them? They're gonna be a one-palota. They're gonna be, it's like a little coffee shop over at Fourth Street.

It's over by the 360 condos. So Lance Armstrong is like, bike shop, coffee shop thing. Oh, I know the place. We've been there. That's one nut, right? That's a breakfast place, kind of, right? So we bought some props.

We bought the costume there for the Devcycle Short, where I dressed up like Johnny Cage. Then we got the shorts and stuff there. Some glasses. So if you ever want Johnny Cage shorts, which might now you might need, because they're making the new Mortal Kombat. Did you guys talk about it in this?

We talked about it very briefly. I did mean it was just interesting. I think I said it was me. You were okay with it, and Jack loved it. I thought the fan service was ridiculously over the top. I thought the action sequence was good. I couldn't agree more with that. The action sequence the fight just reminded me of Watchman. Yeah, I don't know. I thought the fight was good. I really did. It made me think of I don't know much about Watchman. The guy who dies and everyone's investigating his death. The comedian. The comedian. I mean, I think like Watchman, the guy who dies and everyone's investigating his death. The comedian. The comedian.

I mean, I think it's like the fight with the comedian guys. That's the first fight. That's like one of the first scenes in the movie. Yeah. If not the first scene. It should be the first scene in the comic. That it probably was. Probably.

No, watch me now, not more with combat. Yeah. Okay. I said, I said the fight in the Mortal Kombat trailer, maybe you think of the fight with the franchise. Right. I'm sure that we're just not a moral combat comic that is based on because We don't know what this is. Does anybody know what it is? Yeah, it's just a pitch piece. Yeah, it's nothing official Oh, so it was like that fault remember the fall of reach

Concept art that they kept putting out there kind of except this had like actual I mean I had Jerry Ryan in it and like Michael J Michael J. White Michael J. White was in it That's a special big on all the big names and then the the guy played Johnny Cady's actually can he's an MMA fighter to he someone. I think all the big names. Interesting you know that a red that that thing was shot on two reds. Yep. It looked good in two days. Two days. It looked really really good. So was was she Jerry Ryan was she Sonya Blade?

Yeah. Yeah. Does she have fighting experience? She didn't have to. She just had to wear a business suit and look at some paperwork. Oh yeah. Because she was a cop, right? Right. Right. She was a fed or something. Something. Some, probably some shadow organization within the government. So have you heard the big hub hub that's about to land on us speaking of feds and people in business suits? No. Okay. I'm going from memory here again. Better not expect a fucking stock market though. Apparently there's some guy in the military who had access to diplomatic cables like a long historical record of diplomatic cables, meaning communications from our ambassadors back to the US or vice versa about ongoing

foreign negotiations. Okay. Opinions of new leaders, deals, all that kind of stuff, and he just took all of it and gave it to WikiLeaks. WikiLeaks? What? Yep, all of it. And is that, that's gonna be highly illegal, right? Well, apparently the point where he could be tried for treason, but that's fucking crazy.

It's crazy, it's really crazy. And the most, the scariest quote I read about it was that some guy anonymously in the military or high up in the government said try to get interviews with people you can normally get interviews right now about this. No one's talking about it. Everyone's in hiding over this just waiting for it to land. We don't react that way to every story.

That's how bad this is going to be. And this is going to hit. Like Wiki Links is gonna release it. The Pentagon is looking for the founder of Wiki Leaks right now. Jesus Christ. I'm trying to load Wiki Leaks and it's not loading right now. Dude, that's fucking nuts. They are they're trying to preemptively put toothpaste back in the tube. Dude, that Wiki Link's guys about to die. It might be- Somebody's about to have a car accident I think is like yeah we can't find them He disappeared seriously must be must have really gone and died because even we get the Pentagon can't find him

They might send him to to the bottom of the Gulf to try to fix the oil spill. What is WikiLeaks biggest thing? I don't know but I bet the FBI's DDoS guys are all over What is WikiLeaks biggest thing? I don't know, but I bet the FBI's DDoS guys are all over attacking WikiLeaks right now. I can't load it. It's not there. This may actually hit before this podcast comes out. I mean, it could happen the next day or two. This is Thursday that we're talking about this Friday.

Friday, if I'm using the current day. Yeah, right. We're in today day, not yesterday day. Sorry, I've been a little, my sleep schedule's way off. Dude, that is unbelievable. Hey, where to in a car crash Jeff I guess we should talk about that yeah I I left work yesterday at six o'clock I have a very nice friend who decided she wanted to buy a scooter like a vest buckle it's like a 1965 vest buckle a classicor and she doesn't know how to drive it yet

she got a good deal on it and she knows I have a motorcycle license face on a motorcycle so she asked if I would be kind enough to meet her at the place where she bought it and drive it back to her house for her so that it could get there safely and legally. Right. So I- It's a responsible thing to do. I complied. I should preface that I haven't ridden the motorcycle

in probably six or seven years, and that I quit riding motorcycles because I wrecked twice in a year. Jeff, why would you need to preface this by saying that? When Jack asked you if you had a motorcycle license yesterday, you got very defensive. Yeah. You never forget how to ride a motorcycle and there's no big deal. That's true. Let me then counter by saying that a motorcycle and a Vespa are very, very different vehicles. I learned very quickly and painfully that a motorcycle is center balanced because the engine is in the center of the bike. And on a classic Vespa, the engine is tacked on to the back

right side. And then there's no counterbalance weight on the left. So the Vespa pulls hard to the right. So I was trying to figure it out and try to remember how to run a fucking bike by the way. And I was driving in Lamar going about 40 miles an hour and I had to make a left turn and I couldn't figure out the turn ratio because of the weight imbalance. And so I ran straight into a curb going 40 miles an hour. The bike flew about 15 feet.

I did a flip in the air. I landed on my neck, hit the ground, according to the guy that stopped, bounced two or three feet in the air, flew over a sidewalk, and then landed on the other side of the grass. Came out of it very sore. Don't have a scratch on me, because I didn't hit

any kind of concrete or anything Luckily I bounced over it, but I did land on my neck and my neck hurts like a motherfucker Luckily I bounced over the concrete. Yeah, the guy the guy who who stopped and called the paramedics I was talking to him. We were waiting for the paramedics to arrive. Are you okay? Are you okay? I'm okay I'm really really my neck is really stiff and sore, but I'm okay I think I just probably it's bruised and probably pulled a muscle or something, but The guy said it looked awesome I was like I was so embarrassed don't you wish you got theater mode to go back?

The guy I was so embarrassed and I felt so bad about wrecking this vest But that this girl has only owned for about 10 minutes at the when my 50 15 minutes at the point when I wrecked for her. Did she see you wreck it? No, we got separated driving and so they had to come back and they just saw the bike in pieces So that was kind of a sucky conversation. It's now I have to I'm gonna Pay to fix her Vespa for her. I don't know how much it'll be right. It's not currently running How much of those things cost like retail? I couldn't tell you. I know this is a classic classic Keep an eye on that. It might end up being cheap for you just to buy a replacement of Vespa. Yeah, I don't tell you. I know this is a classic. Keep an eye on that. It might end up being cheap if you just buy a replacement in Vespa. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know how bad it's going to be. But anyway, so then the paramedics come. And I'm like, I'm fine. There's nothing wrong with me. And they make me sign some waivers and stuff. But the paramedics turn out to be two super hot chicks. And I almost thought I was being part of it. Yeah, they were two hot, like really, actually,

really hot chicks. And they laughed and laughed and laughed at me. And that was emasculating. So it's like high school. And then three cops showed up and then they were laughing and laughing and laughing and how asking how I could possibly crash a school. Making sure I wasn't drunk because of what kind of idiot it doesn't crash. A crash is a scooter at six in the afternoon.

It's 140 miles an hour. Did you feel the sobriety tester anything? No, no. I think they felt bad for me. And you know, it was all very very embarrassing. I feel bad for a grown man driving a vest. I feel terrible that I wrecked her scooter and I can't wait to fix it. And I have now officially been in what I would consider to be my first real car crash. So when you used to own a motorcycle, you'd laid it down before.

That's why you quit riding the motorcycle. I laid it down twice. And you were putting, we and I, I guess you and I both came to the conclusion. We both realized today that, yeah, last time you did that and then this time, there's a bike rally going on in Austin. The reason I, the reason I turn, I gave it up last time is because it was bike weekend in Austin where we have like hundreds of thousands of bikers come to downtown and I was turning a corner and I hit some gravel

and I laid the bike down in front of like 20 bikers and they laughed at me for about 15 minutes while I tried to shake it off. I got a lot more hurt that time. And but no damages at all was done to the bike and I didn't hit anything. This time I hit a lot of stuff. And so I was like, fuck it. I'm done. So I sold the motorcycle and I was it and then sure enough It's bike weekend this weekend again once a year and I managed to wreck somebody else's bike Well, how about this the last two times you've been on a bike you've wrecked it physically the last two times I've touched the motorcycle I've wrecked it so

You're you're you've got a great batting average there buddy. Yeah, it's going to be a very tender E3 for me as I hobble around. Does a vestibule really qualifies motorcycle? I mean, it restates the right way? I have no idea. It's the same driver's license class, so yes. It hurts as much. It's a fact, right?

When you wreck it. Just for the fuck of it, we should get you in a segway this weekend. See what happens. I'm never going to touch two wheels again. Two wheels in a motor, I'm done with those. Well, I'm glad you're okay. Thanks, man. At first, you know, Griffin posted a Twitter picture of you

with your like, your torrent shirt, and I thought you like hit a curb going like five miles an hour or something, so I was laughing at it. Oh, no, no, no. Yeah, you didn't look like you got in the record with 40 miles an hour. Well, I was, luckily, I, I, yeah, the pick didn't

do it justice, I guess. But it sucked a lot. And yeah, so anyway, that was what I did yesterday. Nice. I didn't get in Danny Rex. No. Have you ever ridden a motorcycle? Gus?

One time I rode his old motorcycle, like a block down the street where he used to live. I would, I would have paid to have seen that. I almost wrecked into every car going down the street. I was having trouble controlling it. It was a... That was no wrecking for me. It was a mess.

Well luckily you're the one. I didn't destroy your motorcycle. You destroyed it yourself. Yeah, that's true. And other people's. I wrecked a motorcycle last time I ever rode a motorcycle. I think it was a wrecked motorcycle. That's when you get covered in gas, right?

Yeah, the gas tank busted open and covered me in gas. And one of those things where you just realize, I'm, you know, a spark away from being dead. Or worse, even worse, you know, burned over 90% of my body for the rest of my life. That's kind of an awesome and terrible feeling at the same time. You know, like when I landed on my neck,

and then I rolled and I really, I wasn't wearing a helmet and I realized, oh, finally landed, who knows, you know, 10 degrees differently. Yeah, you have a couple degrees of rotation different and you're, you know, leaning on your head. Yeah.

No, you wouldn't be Stephen Hawking. That's my surprise. Even when you work out stuff like turn ratios when you're crashing, what is a turn ratio example? I don't know. You should have flowered up on that. I was calculating the turn ratio. The angular velocity was such that.

Such that my girl's bike ran into a flower bush. I just can't believe, too. I mean, here's this girl who calls you because she buys this. You know she's excited. She's bought a new vest. She's super excited. She opened it.

Look at that. Hi. She was afraid of wrecking herself. So she called it expert., first and you who had a license the only person she knew that one Yeah, what gonna possibly happened? Had she driven that would have been worse than what you did nothing like she goes off the bridge into a lake Yeah, I guess yeah, well congratulations. Thanks man. So, but you're okay. I'm okay. That's the important thing I think I mean, I'm yeah, I'm okay. I'm just super sore Do you and you don't have life insurance do you?

Life insurance know you need to get fucking life insurance. You have life insurance think about that person man think about that Shut up Jack He's also 30. I mean, it's like what's gonna happen to him? Just you know stay off the vest 35 Well, whatever but uh, yeah, I'm uh, I'm gonna get I'm actually I had a long conversation with Griffin last night about how I don't have life insurance Or rather she had a conversation with me about it and Now I'm about to be very insured that maybe my wife's fault like when Griffin came over to our house last night Like the first question my wife asked her if you walked in there was just you have life insurance

Yeah, yeah. And you got value and you figure it out, dude. Yeah. You know the cool thing about getting life insurance is you actually do figure out how healthy you are because Dr. Tay fuck whatever, you know what I mean? Like yeah, you're fine, you know, lose weight, stop drinking so much, that kind of thing.

But if a company's gonna put a dollar value on you, guess what, you find out exactly how healthy you are. Yeah. It's like, they'll tell you, well, we'll cheer you for the next 10 years because you're gonna die at 47 It's like you I'm working out like no you're going to die Our actuary tables never wrong exactly so as long as I survive E3 I'll get life insurance I would advice you not tell him you're getting life insurance because ha ha

Guess what I rest wreck my vestba not wearing a helmet yesterday. They're like, okay, reject. I was getting some quotes for life insurance last month, I think, and they were like showing me the different quotes and I was like, what's this column over here? Why is this one so much cheaper? They're like, oh, this is the super preferred rate. You're not healthy enough to get this. Oh, what? They're like, yeah, you need to work out or something. You can't qualify for this. And I was like, uh, okay. See all these checkboxes in the alcohol section of the document, Mr. Serela, if all these checkboxes were checked over here, then they get the better rate.

But the the thing I would recommend also when you're getting life insurance is don't tell your wife how much you have. Seriously, never let her know. No, I won't. Exactly. Just don't let her know. Say it's enough. That's it. Say if I die, you'll be hating life. Yeah. Yeah, but you'll get Millie to 18 and that's it. Yeah, she's no, no, it could, I mean, you sleep next to her. I'd be careful. I'd be careful. She's also strong. Big hand. She choked me my sleep. And she's spiteful. Vindictive. You just don't know. You got to be careful. You just don't know. You're just don't know. You said to be careful. It's like an elephant. You're just oh no you said to be careful on play the odds Yeah, there's no reason she doesn't have to know she doesn't have to doesn't do are you good? What's a funeral cost about eight grand?

You just have to think about that's as far as she knows that's how much my insurance policy will be I want to make it for 8500 good and split now I'll pay for the I'll pay for the big Lebowski as coffee can Now are you being buried inside the mangled remains of a Vespa? Or they have to separate you from that. So how about as a Vespa fucked up? Frontier's fucked up? It's very dented and scratched and it won't start. But, oh, and it wouldn't shift gears at all. But I fixed that.

I fixed that. But I think I think the reason it wouldn't start was because it was probably flooded from the flipping and what. So it sounds like you turned it into a Prius. I'm sure it's not nothing major. It's cosmetic for sure, but I think it fared better than I did. I think it feared better than I did. I think a vest was all cosmetic, isn't it? Possibly It was really pretty It was so what was your reaction was it I'm alive or I fucked up somebody scooter I Was laying in the grass and I thought I'm alive and I could feel that I wasn't terribly hurt and the neck didn't start hurting until after I got home You know, it's like you got all the endorphins or whatever running and I felt pretty okay

And I was laying there and I felt pretty okay. And I was laying there and I was like, I just need to lay here for a few minutes and become before I even think about calling her and having that painful conversation or anything. And then I started to hear cars stop and I thought people probably think I'm hurt because I'm not moving.

So I jumped up and I didn't want to, but I didn't want the paramedics or the cops or anything to come. I was hoping that if it was obviously that I wasn't injured, then maybe that wouldn't happen, but that was too late. So I got up and I ran and I grabbed the bike and I like moved over and I just started to immediately try to start it because I wanted to get out of there.

My first problem was to flee. What the fuck? You're like the tiger woods of shitty girl bikes. Pretty much, yeah. Yeah. We're going to find all these weird facts about Jeff now that he's been in the car accident. Yeah. Why did that happen?

Why did we find out all that stuff about Tyre as a result of that car accident? It was the reason, like, we were trying to figure out the reason why he crashed his car and like, the back one. And his wife tried to rescue him by smashing a window at the rear of his car. Yeah, the rear window was shattered and his face was all fucked up, but the car wasn't that bad. And then with the reports, he was asleep outside in front of it. Yeah.

You should've done all that. To the taking a bunch of Indian. Could've stolen your story, man. Yeah, that's true. But my wife, we were taking it crazy. People, my wife was talking about video game characters, female video game characters. And she saw, I don't even, I can't even tell you what game it was, but she saw a female video game character. I think't even I can't even tell you what game it was but she saw a female video game character

I think was psycho knots even and she was just like a Bucksom lady, you know That was in the tight fitting outfit and all that and she went off on this goddamn rant about how come all the women in video games Look like that. Do you ever get this at all like why do no why do women in video games always look like this? Oh? God she just went off in this huge rant anyway, then I won't go if you guys don't hear it It's not something people talk about then. No. I'm sure a lot of people hear it Well, it's like you know the image of women in video games too They talk about that a lot of the way the women are portrayed. They're always wearing those sexy outfits You know, it's like why is she fighting Kung Fu, but she's wearing you know a halter top and all that

I think I get lucky because Griffin plays wow and fable and you can design your own characters and you know And like dress them and stuff so she feels like an attachment to that and then fab and you can design your own characters and you know and like dress them and stuff So she feels like an attachment to that and then fably you can get fat So alright I never I never play a video game as a guy and like I'm playing Gears of Ward was a Marcus Phoenix is The head dude. I don't see him and feel bad about myself Why like all the dudes are these super mega warriors and I don't feel like a little tiny man because I'm playing as Marcus Phoenix Yeah, how come I don't have arms like tree trolls

Yeah, so unfair and you know why you don't think like that because I'm not an idiot because you're not fucking crazy It's like a recurring theme in this podcast crazy. I was saying. I mean, it's like it's crazy It's I don't know why you'd look at a character in a video game and Associated with yourself in a negative way right anyway. Like oh, I'm a guy. I'll get to work. I Can't ever achieve that. It's not fair. They shouldn't put that out there It's unattainable. I can't shoot lightning with my fingers. So did y'all see that? Twitter. I guess that Microsoft PR guy put out talking about Halo three sales.

No, yeah, Halo three outsold resistance one and two uncharted one and two kill zone two and got a four three combined. Are you serious in the US? It's in the US like so like some there was a PlayStation fanboy, one of our comments. It was like this is US only this is if it's worldwide sales kicks it's ass. It's like this is US only this if it's worldwide sales it kicks its ass it's like even that so like four was that five six like six flagship PS3 titles were outsold by Halo 3 six flagship Hill 3 six flagship PS3 titles combined were outsold by Halo 3 actually that's a pretty legit argument what Jack just said because it

to me it just proves that the 360 is an American console the it's what people play in the u.s. i think american based country i mean who gives a book with the play in australia i think it's obvious how insularly annoying we are and i'm i embrace that why would we care right well i mean japan nobody plays it i mean the in taylor in japan you know i read another article just recently that halo

combat evolved is called combat evolved the added that little subtitle onto it because of the japanese market they had to explain to people in japan what the game was about his halo was to abstract hanky's only be to abstract for the japan market that's what i want to know yeah i think i thought that article also that's

that's crazy yeah it was people reminiscing about those days And it Microsoft made them add the combat evolved and of course they shot themselves in the foot because then they made the custom edition Halo custom edition was now Halo CCE it's just That doesn't make any sense at all like like final fantasy like that doesn't explain anything at all about that game ever So it's weird that they would have to have C.E. Ever so weird that they would have to have CE does the red dead redemption make sense for the name of the game I mean do most games make sense why is it called bio shock? Yeah, doesn't they don't often they don't make sense Why is it called resident evil also is red did okay? I'm gonna be a little stupid here is red dead redemption a sequel to red dead

Red all revolver. Yes. Okay. That would explain why I'm no idea if I'm not the same backstory or anything in that game Oh, yeah, I think the character in red dead revolver. Oh, his name was red yes okay that would explain why i have no idea if i'm not missing back story or anything in that game i don't know yet i think the character in red dead revolver who his name was red is that wrong i don't know i didn't play i think that's true i don't need wiki it's been made a sequel to a game that apparently nobody played i don't think it did extremely well as we had xboxes we were playing the hell over xboxes i never even thought about picking up red dead revolver i played it when it came out. I really liked it. I played gun

I actually thought red dead redemption was kind of a rip off of gun little did I know that gun was just yet another knockoff of a rock star game Yeah Gun was cool though. Yeah for a launch title, especially it was really cool It was a hidden gym You think so? Well, I don't think it hidden among seven titles. Yeah, well, I think they're they're more than seven They're 12, but it didn't get a lot of the it didn't get a lot of hype, you know Everybody's talking about Madden and fucking perfect dark both terrible games Yeah, they're called duty 2. Yeah, your character's name is red in the first game

Yeah, the launch of the 360 left quite a bit to be desired. Yeah, I mean, I don't think I call it It's people talking about Quake very often you get you you basically a call duty to and that other Cameo was like hand the big standout Cammy is a pretty cool game and geometry wars. I Think I don't remember when I picked up when it lost I think I had I bought cameo and King Kong and Yeah, was there a dinner life? There's a bitter alive on you. Yeah, I think I had D.O.A Cameo and I also bought condemned. Can't calm.

Oh, I think I bought condemned like a week or two later. Yeah. Yeah. I bought a perfect dark. It played it once. And then went back a year later and tried to play it again. Gave it a solid like hour and then had to put it down again. Condemn was a good it was a it was a pioneer title though.

It really set the watermark for how to completely fuck up achievements. And everyone, everyone who's been trying to get it the same way, fuck it up as bad as they did. What, what kind of bad achievements do they have? I don't remember. At launch, they had, was it 720 total points you get in the game. They didn't even have a thousand.

I think King Kong was like that also, right? King Kong had a thousand. A thousand. And seven achievements for a thousand points, I think, but condemned ended up be having nine hundred sixty points Is that what it is? That's what it has it has nine sixty like right out of the gate They they had these standards. They said for the achievement something just fucked them up right away through it out the window And now it's like I can't make heads or tails of that point system at all Because now I see like thirteen hundred points for names fifteen hundred seventeen hundred

Yeah, what is it now? 17, 1000 retail up to 750 from DLC. So 1750. 1750 is a max again can have. Right now. Right now. I hope that won't change. It will 3 you have 1750, right?

Halo 3 is 1750. But it gets wacky too, because I was just looking at the Games for Windows titles. The dawn of war game has 2000 achievement points in it. So apparently it doesn't like, doesn't apply to that game. Is that a 360 game or is that? It's not on the 360, but it's on games for Windows and the achievements are in the same system. And then also, I think, also for arcade games,

it used to be 200 points plus 50 points for DLC. But now Magic the Gathering has 300 points. That's the only title to have 300 points. It's confusing. I hope they just dumped the points. I hope they do. I hope the news, whatever announcement they're going to make, any three or have already made.

I hope that among those announcements was something to just standardize achievements and just do away with the points. Would you be more in favor of like no points at all? Or would you be more in favor of a system like the PS3 trophy system, where there's just three tiers, like a bronze, silver, and gold. That's my answer to that. I don't know. Not my job to fix that.

So my job is to complain about it. I like seeing the distinction. I don't really care about points, but I like seeing the distinction like knowing that this achievement's harder than that. Yeah, I like that one. And I feel like that's what kind of gamer score does. Like, oh, I see a 50 point achievement. I know that's obviously going to be much harder than a 5 or a 10 point achievement.

And PS3 has the leveling system, like you're a level X, you know? I don't dislike the leveling system. No, I don't. Like seeing somebody as a level 10 gamer means something to me. Yeah. But I also, whatever they did with, however they implemented the trophy system, it just has not taken off and doesn't seem to work. Nope.

I mean, I mean, physically it works, but nobody seems to give a shit about it, right? I don't know if it's just too late to the party or if it's just no... But we've been through this before. We talked with Gavin. Yeah. All Gavin cares about is the points for whatever reason, but he doesn't care about his total points. Right. He just cares about the individual points. Like he wants to... What? He wants... he's an idiot. He wants like a hundred point achievement and he won't get a five point achievement because it's not as much as the hundred point achievement so who cares about it but he doesn't care about his total overall score that's also so stupid it's very specific he's

okay with having like not like Bernie saying 995 out of a thousand points in a game as long as he got the big achievements and if the five point achievement is annoying and what he deems not worth this time he won't take the trouble to get it. Whereas I would have to get that because I would leave a game five points from being finished. Which is why the standardized, the non-standardized systems bugs me because I can't tell what's completed and what's not completed. That's the only thing I care about.

But I realize that is personal to me. I wish there was a way to make a distinction between retail and DLC, right? Like you could say a thousand points at retail and that's a completed game for you. And then if you choose to buy the DLC, then there's a second tier for it or something. Like a breakdown where you can like look at your games completed, you know, original content or games completed with DLC and things like that. I'm actually okay with DLC taking away a completed game from you. I actually, really? I'm kind of annoying. Then you're not, you're paying, because you're being, it's almost like you're being punished. Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. And, I actually am like kind of annoying. Yeah, then you're not, you're paying for the game.

It's almost like you're being punished. Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. And also they can make like one of the DLC achievements is ridiculous. Right. Like you get 10,000 kills on our new multiplayer map, you know, that kind of I agree. But you know, if as long as it's sandwiched, but I think what you're saying and I agree with is that retail game should be a thousand points. Then every DLC should be 250. This up to 750 garbage, companies clearly don't know how much DLC

they're gonna put out. Right. DLC falls off real fast. Not as fast as episodic gaming, man. Episodic gaming is gone, isn't it? Well, DLC killed that. I guess it did. That's all it is.

I mean, it's just like episodic gaming was, did anybody who made an episodic game get past the second iteration? Anybody? Sam and Max? Is that the only one second iteration? Anybody? Sam and Max? Is that the only one? That's Sam and Max. That other one.

Walson Gromit. Walson Gromit. That's what I was thinking about. They had four episodes. Really? Yeah. Maybe Homestar on the Wii had like three episodes. But these must have been people running for like five, six episodes and was it?

Yeah. But I will agree that like, if I like Fable 3 3 or Fable 2 has 1350 that's annoying. I wish Fable 2 had 1250 or 1500 right because if I look at 1350 it means nothing to me. It means nothing. Yeah. Grand Theft Auto has 1500 I can I can understand that and get behind that. Halo has 1750. The increments make sense to me. Or how about this when you're looking through the games on the list of like if I look at yours and I see your list points and then a percentage. The percentage would be great.

Or 1350 of 1350. Oh yeah, there you go. That's not hard. That's all that everybody's problem with. Right, because then you can look at it and tell. I like it. Hit a little button and see what's what. Yeah, and then it just seems so random too.

Like skate three just came out with DLC 100 points. So now skate three is an 1100 point game. Hey, you don't know if that's where it's going to stop. Right. Right. It could be they could put out two more DLC and they won't use up all their 1750. It just doesn't make sense. Just like condemned coming out, it had to have a thousand points, but it's not only have nine sixty. It just doesn't make sense. Why why that happened that way. Yeah. So if they're going to if they're going to have a point system, the points have to mean something, right? They have to be part of a bigger system.

Absolutely, right? Do you think there'll be any point inflation with the next iteration of Xbox, where now, you know, retailers will have 2000 points instead of 1000 points? You know what? I could see that because if you look at like leaderboards and stuff, someone historically could just have 10 years into Xbox Live. And it doesn't really mean like somebody who's got 10,000 points versus somebody who has sixty thousand points. Yeah, it makes sense if you level up faster essentially, right? Right, I don't know about that. Well, it's a common gaming thing though, Jack. It's also like the difference

between you know retail and DLC now. There's like two different tiers of maximums. Then you have a new console and you bump that up. So that's like different levels coming back down. And it also incents people to possibly move from the current generation to the next generation. Or it doesn't de-inset people from getting involved with it. Right. Why would I get involved with a gamer score? Why would I start now? Because I'm 15 and starting to play games or you know five and starting to play games. Why would I be? Why would I care about it? Because I have 2,000 points and people have 180,000 points. Like you and I for instance believe that the entire reason that

Gus doesn't care about achievements is because we were ten thousand points ahead of them who we started talking about totally believe that No, but I was there in the ground floor playing the games when you all started to I just from the beginning I never cared but it just seems like something you were already you all were already looking for them even though you weren't talking about it You were looking for them on your own and getting them. Yeah me. I knew they were there. I just didn't give a fuck I still don't which strikes us as weird. It does because you're so you're competitive Yeah, I got hooked in immediately when I started playing I mean don't get me wrong if I wanted to be serious about I could kick your ass It would take me like two months what's your gamer score? I think it's just under 19,000 Dude that'll be a long haul

I'll say what guys. I'll bet you $10,000 of Jeff's money. You bet me three Vespas. I lost $1,000 and Jeff in a fucking achievement bet. I mean, there really is that shit again. That's $1,000. That's a fifth of a Vespas. Jeff lost like a Dave is life doing that seven day survivor. That's for you.

Let's cheer. $14. Did you do it? No. Okay. So, the area is coming up roses for Ramsey. Yeah. But the point is that when I hear Jack is that you always have to be conscious of new people

coming in to a gamer system and you can't de-insent new players. You always want to keep that open to new people coming in. Absolutely. You also don't want to nerf the system for new people. Well, you don't want to have disin, you know, piss off your current customers either. I get that. That happens all over the place. Yeah, but you're not giving new people any advantage over existing people because

existing people can also play the same games or get the same hardware. Like, wow, has done that extremely well, I think. Well, when the system came out, you max level cap was 60 and it took a fucking ton of time to get from 20 to 60. And then once they bumped it up to 80, they nerfed essentially the point total to get from 20 to 60 and it's much easier to get from 10 to 60. Yeah, you just cruise through that. You cruise through that, nobody's complaining about that. Nobody's like, although we've

made a couple comics joking around about it, nobody's going like, get into 60, I would have to work 10 times as hard as you're having to work. Nobody's actually grow out. Because no one cares about level 16 You know, it's everyone's so focused on the end game and and the current stuff like the level 80 stuff And no one cares about this anything behind them Although you bitch when I said I got my mounted level 20 and you said you had to wait to like 50 to get yours Or whatever that's pretty fucked up because it used to be

Used to be up to wait to level 40 and you needed like a hundred gold I think and I get it like level 20 for like ten gold Do you know that's why I stopped playing wow honestly was because I played a druid So that I could be turned to a cat At level 20 yeah, and that would allow me I was like oh I can go faster level 20 I'm gonna pick this class and play this because and then I got all the way to it got the fucking cat form or whatever And they didn't go any faster than the person yeah does that's 120% it didn't what I got it the cats the cats faster cat is not as fast as a mount but it's still faster than walking is that what is I can know I knew that I couldn't go as fast people I think yeah I think a mount is a 40 no amount is a 60% speed

increase and the cat up the top of my head I believe is a 40% speed increase I thought it was 20 but you probably would know better than me yeah fuck if I know did I haven't played no while I'm a sucker for I hate that walking around crap. I am a sucker for But you love exploring though. I Which way do I do? It's like a weird identity crisis. You love exploring, but you hate doing it Well, I was one of the last games I was playing was a blivian and I was dumping points into speed Which just made you walk faster So I mean and now maybe that's part of it. I just want to get around the area faster.

Like, when you came back to Wow briefly, you came back for about a week. I remember you were obsessed. There were achievements in-game achievements associated with unlocking all the different zones in the map. And that's all you did. You walked and flew around unlocking zones and getting those achievements.

They do a good job of showing you what you have seen and what you haven't, too. Like, when you break down in the achievement panel for that. Well, the crazy thing was, is on my map, it looked like I had discovered every area in every area. And then I realized I didn't have achievements for these other areas, what I misheard, so I go back and look.

I liked that. I liked that virtual space stuff, I always have. I wonder, that's interesting, because I hadn't thought about this. I wonder how those achievements are gonna change when its catacaclysm comes out because a lot of those places aren't going to exist anymore. Well, they'd be like I wonder if they're going to grandfather those achievements into like feats of strength like achievements that exist, but you can't get anymore. And then like there'll be new achievements for exploring the new areas. What a conundrum.

Did you all see there was a speaking of blizzard stuff there was a starcraft 2 commercial during game 4 of the NBA finals wars coming right? Yep, I Just see it out there's a pre rendered computer generated Commercial how was it pretty awesome really cool off the check that out. I honestly I But was asking me watch TV Jeff. Yeah, I mean. I don't think I've turned my TV on to watch TV in maybe two weeks. I would say I watched the entire season of Lost and I saw one episode on TV. It was the last episode. The last program I watched I watched the season premiere of

Hell's Kitchen on Who-Lew. This is the last thing I can remember we've been watching on TV or not TV but I mean entertainment was. And I haven't been on the podcast and while I'm sure you guys have talked about the end of lost, I geared up, watched a bunch of lost, got it on iTunes, loved it. I love this new way of watching things. It's like, it's not a movie, it's not TV, it's like hyper movie, where it's these awesome TV shows, and you watch them all essentially in one sitting on DVD. Essentially a 20 hour movie, which is great. Because then you really get wrapped up and stuff. Yeah, I'm really looking forward to having the complete lost series on Blu-ray

When it comes out in August because I wanted to sit down and just watch like everything from like episode one all the way through the And it's like I was talking to Andrew Pantin the wall back and I he was asking what TV shows I like to wear my favorite TV shows And I was like you've got to try to watch the shield seven seasons. Yeah, it's all over He watched all seven seasons in about a month. Yeah, that's got That's the best experience and you don't you get more out of it because that's the way they write it. Yeah, I mean there they're you don't you lose stuff Weathe wheat. That's what they have that previously absolutely. What do you think that guy's doing that the previous He'll roll into whatever the next J. J. Berm project is it's funny about the previous about lost

Whatever the next JJ even project is it's funny about the previous about lost The previous thing I lost like the previously on the shield like as that show went on the previous on the shield Just got longer and longer and longer it was it could take up to five minutes if you were like at a critical episode It would span four and five seasons I always feel like sometimes they should have had a commercial break in the middle of the previous Yeah, the shield guy they went on for so. They went from previously on the shield to next time on the shield. You know those things are kind of spoilers too because clearly they're going to show you something that's relevant to the episode about to watch. I try to stay away from them sometimes too. But you should watch the wire. If you guys are going to watch

anything on DVD, that should be the next day. I'm like either of you watch the wire, right? Maybe I'll watch it on the on the plane right at the LA Absolutely start on season one of the wire. Is that right? Is that on iTunes? I think I saw it on iTunes Yeah, cool. I'll buy that and watch it on my trip also. It's an HBO show, right? Yeah, and it turns out there are so many HBO shows on on iTunes. I was wrong. Oh cool. For a long time There wasn't but eventually there was it's run was essentially doing the sopranos So it people just kind of missed out on it. I think it would maybe a season after the surprise knows but uh, oh, it's a really great show Okay, but we what I so I watched all of lost right get caught up and I watch it Event TV I'm gonna show up and watch the final episode of lost

Send this series off Jack comes over we get some beer. We sit down. We watch it. T.V.O. cuts out 30 seconds before not T.V.O. time-warner whatever the the DVR T.V.O. is good the DVR cuts out cuts out 30 seconds before. Not Tivo time-worn or whatever. The DVR cuts good. The DVR cuts out 30 minutes, 30 seconds before the end. As Jack Shepherd, Christian Shepherd is opening the doors at the end, cuts off. Oh my god. Fucking kill somebody. I just like, it's just like so annoying to try to watch TV. That time-worn or DVR is the biggest piece of shit. It is the biggest piece of shit. You know what I mean? You even upgraded the software on it? Oh yeah?

And how the interface is totally different and worse. Yeah. They're like, some people are able to use this successfully. How can we stop them? No, I got cable in my house yesterday and install the yesterday, the Thursday. And in the first thing it was like, yeah, I don't want your boxes.

Like, well, no, you can get a deal. I don't want your boxes. I've got my own TV. Give me, I'll take your cable car, but I'm not going to take your box. And I'll already, I'm like, oh god, I missed T-votes. So the one I reactivated the ones I had, immediately started recording Daily Show and Colbert Report for me. I didn't even touch it.

I remember what you like, something. Exactly. That was also a Colbert Report? Yeah. That's what it's called, but no. That sounds silly. Well, it's not the Colbert report. Colbert report. That's why things I always liked about the Tivo that the time Warner DVR doesn't do was the Tivo would sometimes record stuff that it would think you would like. Yeah, there's Tivo suggestions. Right.

Which it is. You might like this. Or a little more random stuff. So it's great. I found some stuff through there. So I also my box decided about six months ago It was gonna glitch digitally glitch every 10 minutes. I'm not sure we every minute, right? Yeah, it was rough It's like you're talking like this little digital hiccup and it just drives me crazy That sucks. I'd rather I would rather buy it on iTunes even on a pain for cable I'd rather buy a show I like on iTunes watching at my leisure and I know I have the full thing I know that the files is going to cut out 10 seconds before the end. I'm on this pretty terrible. I know you're this is only day one of the World Cup and you're already sick of it Bernie, but you can stream like you can stream most of the almost every World Cup game

live through ESPN3.com, but not if you're a time-warner roadrunner customer. Really? Yeah. Like they have deals with almost every access provider in the country, but not with time-warner. Really? Yeah. So if you're, uh, have, you know, AT&T DSL or Uverse, you can stream all the games. If you have, you know, at home, I have Grande. If you have Grande, you can stream all the games. Comcast. You can I don't know about Comcast. Vias? Yeah, or Vias and do a lot of time Warner do we also have the only cable provider in the entire nation that has turned off a major network We got NBC shut off for how long two weeks? Yeah, it wasn't there a threat of Fox. I think was a Fox Yeah, Fox was gonna have that too the X American Idol and they were like we gotta get our American Idol

And Tom was like no, we're gonna shut them off. They want a dollar The NBC was shut off for like two weeks right? Yeah two or three weeks It was like right after the season premiere was it fall of oh nine That sucked yeah office was a big thing right? Oh, wait. It was fall of oh wait Yeah, I remember it could have gone into the Super Bowl. Yeah, that was everybody's kisser. Yeah I'd rather watch on Hulu too. I like the lost previews and lost guy to meet the Hulu guy. That'd be great That Hulu guy's kiss. Yeah. I'm not the other one watching Hulu, too. I like the lost previews, some lost guy to meet the Hulu guy. That'd be great. That Hulu guy's great.

He's awesome. So I'm excited by now, by just a couple days, we'll find out if Hulu's coming to the 360 or not. God, I hope so. Oh, really? Yeah. What's one of the big rumors? Reuters was reporting that they reported

that Hulu's going multi-platforms to be on the 360. That's not balanced. And then if it's on the 360, it would be a subscription based service, right? I'd be happy to pay for that. Well, I can be like the launch of the subscription based service for Hulu. They just launch it with Xbox and then do some on the way. I think that Reuters article said that they would also do iPad. And maybe PS3, I don't remember off the top of my head if that was in there.

Did they say iPhone? I don't think so. No. But Netflix is coming down. Netflix will be coming iPhone. Yeah, I want the big big partnership with the Hulu guy I wanted to announce everything like in the game it's like this game brought to you by Spritz. Holds by today's program is brought to you with limited commercial interruption by 18 hour black guy that guy must do that all day long Yeah, you wonder they just had like to brought him in one day and had him say every company in the world Yeah, you just say this commercial was brought to you by and then Just run down the list of all the different companies

So the previous in Laska was actually the dude who green lit the show at ABC what really yeah, they had him tape it. He was fired. Do you know that? Yeah, he was a president of it right abc yet apparently the uh... he didn't just greenlight lost he greenlit a bunch of good pro about a bunch of stuff that turned out to be successful and they fired him before anything took off right i've apparently one of the reasons why he greenlit loss was a fuck you he knew his own way of the door

so he took their pilot in greenlit it in a cost eleven and a half he knew his own way of the door so he took their pilot in greenlit it in a cost eleven million dollars was the most expensive pilot in the history of television do you guys read that the president of mcc just got fired to really is going to be it is going to be forced to step down supposedly uh... i don't know i didn't read the article i just thought what is that maybe because maybe because of the late night wars and other bad decision that

you're talking about now uh... what's his name uh... jimmy fallon he may be there see they're talking about now. What's his name? Jimmy Fallon. He may be there. They're saying, basically, he's next to go because his ratings have dropped. And it's like, well, geez, because Leno is his lead in now. And getting a Conan is a perfect lead in for Fallon. Leno ain't to blame for everything, dude.

Yeah, I would not say Leno is to blame for Fallon. Not getting ratings. I don't know. I will say that it's the only show I do watch, regular and TV and I do watch it, is the Craig Ferguson show. But I don't watch regular TV and I do watch it is the Craig Ferguson show But I don't watch David Letterman. I tune in specifically for Craig Ferguson Dude is funny

You know it's on like a 30 minute monologue every night or something right? Yeah, he's awesome I gotta start watching it because I decided I was gonna get back into late night TV and I started watching Letterman again Because I love everybody loves Dave right and he was I watched for 3 nights in a row and it was boring. Letterman? Yeah. Craig Ferguson does the lip-dubs, right? Does he do that weekly? Where they, they, like, have a song playing? I don't see a lot of that stuff.

No. No? Like, he does, he'll do some pre-produced bits, but they're not that common. He's just a weird fucking dude. Yeah. The, like, the last week and a half, his monologue, he does, like, two monologues. He does one before the first commercial break break and then he comes in just a

Regular stand-up monologue. I wonder how much Craig Kilborn hates that guy. You know Craig Kilborn my wife just told me got picked up by somebody else. Oh really? Then he's gonna be starting with Fox soon. They passed on Conan O'Brien in a way for Craig Kilborn. That's weird to me. Probably for a hundred to the price. Yeah, they probably got to pay away less for that. I saw that Craig Kilborn show is the only show that I've ever been to a taping of. We were in LA and we went to pay way less for that. I saw the Craig Gilborn show is the only show that I've ever been to a taping of. We ran out of lane, we went to go see a taping. It was, how was it? Was it a daily show?

Was it Craig Gilborn? It was a late, late show. The Craig Gilborn show. The Craig Gilborn show. The Craig Gilfrogerson actually has now, that show. Yeah. And it was okay, but Susan Sarandon was the guest. Man, is she fucking hot, dude.

Yeah, she's a attractive lady. Have you seen her daughter and Tim Robbins? Does she have the same assets of her mother? Yeah, huh. Wow, wow. Yikes, I'm looking for a name here real quick. Excuse me, I'll be on Google. Oh, by the way, what's up with Google

putting the Bing image up on their thing? What was that? What? Did they do that? Like a background image now when you go to Google by the wall. No, they took it off. It was up for like six hour total. Oh really?

It was up for less than a day. That test. I didn't see that. Apparently the third most search Google phrase was how do I remove the background image? Like when that was up. Did you see the tech support call from the old lady who called, I guess you're internet provider,

to ask how to remove Pac-Man from the Google logo. Oh, why? Because it was not allowing her to study because of all the noise it was making. Really? Yeah. It was like, I had trouble listening to it because of our tech support days. I just imagined myself trying to talk someone through closing their Google tab without closing anything else. Like I guess she had Google open, you know, her browser opened in the background, not realizing it, you know, with other tabs over it.

And just, oh, did you hear the call where the woman called up, but like NBC or something like that was complaining because there was a tornado warning in her area and she was trying to watch her television and the tornado warning was blocking the rest of the TV. She's like, that tornado's not even near me. Why is that on the TV? I had some rural area.

There's never an easy way to say this, so I'm just gonna do it on the podcast. I am, Griss and I love you, but I'm divorcing you to Mary Susan's right in the summer. You know kidding, right? Jesus. How how does she? I'm going to have to figure out a way to lure her

into my trap. Well, you're gonna be in LA for you three. She probably lives in LA. There you go. Give her a call. Talk to her people. Why isn't be in LA for you three, she probably was in LA. There you go. Give her a call. Talk to her people. Why isn't she in every movie ever made? What does she do?

I don't know. We asked that question about the chick on the... What does she have to do, dude? Yeah. Yeah. How can you do this to her in and add a hot daughter? I had no idea. Yeah.

You know, we sat next to Tim Robbins and his son at a chillies to go one time in the LA airport and His son was not hot Well, I mean he's okay. Clearly the daughter didn't get a lot of the Tim Robbins. Yeah, obviously, which good for her You know great for her. That's what you want good for everyone. I wonder how many dudes are like going on first date with her I don't know in our name here ever Eva Amari is her name sure I wonder how many dudes gonna date with her and her like he won't talk about the challenge room redemption That movie was great That's what I would do. It's weird looks like a bizarre. Oh young version of Susan's for and then yeah

Bizarre that's what I'm used I suppose a totally fucking high fantastic Buzongo That's probably much better word. What's again that problem that you and I discussed the other day? These girls who are immensely hot, they cannot have had good sex in their entire life. We were just talking about that because we were looking at some picturesome girl. A girl like Susan Sarandon's daughter must think that every man in America comes in two seconds Yeah, like she's like I've never had sexual the guy because he's never successfully got his pants off without having

Like it's gotta be like that. Let's drive more hot chicks to lesbianism than anything else They must just think like it's like well, how long is sex lasts the last 45 seconds, right? Oh, how what do you mean? How old is the last the last as long as he put the condom on can you believe in these movies or be like sex for 10 minutes last. Last as long as he put the condom on. Can you believe in these movies or do you have sex for 10 minutes? It's unbelievable. How unbelievable. You know what the biggest bullshit in the world is? Two minute love scenes.

As if. That's got to be a huge problem, right? Yeah. That's like we've talked about, we've always talked about angry boobs, which was the immensely talented girl who used to work at the bar across the street from us. I could, you know, we always talk about how we couldn't make eye contact with her.

That girl, lady woman, has gone through her entire life thinking that every guy can't make eye contact to drools and stares at his feet. Because no man has ever had the balls to make eye contact with her and not talk like this. I was about to take a bath. I was about to take a bath. I was about to take a bath. I was about to take a bath. You know, let's have every conversation she's ever had with any guy except for her dad. Or every time I walk away from the table, nobody says anything to me. The moment I walk away, everybody goes,

wow, wow, wow. The truth is, I was always talking about me behind my back. I was laughing at me or something. Everybody seems to have a great time, the moment. The moment I walk away. Jeff, what do you think is the longest you've ever had sex? For the moment sex started to you were done I'm the older I get the easier it is to have sex for a long time

Has nothing to do with my lovely lovely wife who's very talented in many ways I could probably go for half hour. You can? I think so. Dude, there's no way you're gay. You have to be. Is there a politician? Am I drunk?

If I'm drunk, I could go for a long time. No, that's a delicate balance. It's a very short window. Drunk is hard, dude, because you gotta be drunk enough. Right. To be like, got to be drunk enough right so To be like all right. I'm gonna make it work for you tonight For once you're going to enjoy sex the right? It's not gonna be like 45 seconds and then I'm playing Xbox but if you're too drunk then it's just like

Be quick me you end up with what a friend of mine calls whiskey dick right the equipment doesn't show up for the game. Yeah, exactly So let me let it go a little further here Is there a politics of orgasm in a threesome? I would have no idea He cut that later he cut that later if he wants to is there a politics to that I can tell you I can tell you that I have never had an orgasm first during sex. In your life? I don't think so.

That makes sense. I would feel incredibly guilty if, plus if I had an orgasm, I would be like, all right, great. Going to sleep. I've had it. So I always feel like it's my, as the, I don't know, whatever my role in the situation is, it's my duty to, uh, provide, uh, gratification first. Like a man, like the woman is like women first off are amazing, right? I mean, the whole reason guys are alive.

So you gotta keep the woman happy. You have to. I understand the theory about what you're talking about On a theological level I understand like I could write that down on paper, too So you never in your life ever I'm sure it's happened once or twice But no like if if stuff gets like if the situation starts to go that route then you just got to take a step back and go like all right We got to rework the scenario here until you're happy. And then, you know, we'll worry about me.

And then two seconds later, you can be happy. And then, again, literally two seconds later, I'll be happy. I don't think like that. No. No, I'm not in that state of mind. If I get to that point of state of mind, next thing I know, I'm upset down a flyer bush with a vest, but I'm not. I'm wondering what the fuck is that.

Yeah, so that's nice. It's nice that in your life you have been I try to do wonderful liars I try to I try to be very accommodated. I bet I've a more would love to hear that. Yeah, yeah Or what's it you're from what we're talking to do? What was her name? Shale Shameria Had you ever heard of her before I never heard of her until I had seen her She's on she just started a Twitter

I think I told her to do link to Twitter. Oh really? That's so awesome. I hear I I see her about every 45 seconds now That's what I love from a girl looks like that text No Twitter feeds are great because you just filter everything out It doesn't have like twit pick in it. Yeah, it girls post-twit picks constantly I I've gotten, really bored with Twitter and everybody seems to still use it and likes it so much. And so to trick myself into using Twitter,

I started following porn stars. And that's awesome. Every two or three minutes, there's a new twit pick. And it's like, here I am on set, about to get my fuck on. No, like nice. Yeah. I mean, I just pulled up a site trying to find the picture of the person we were talking

about and there's an Eliza Duskoo Twitter pick. Oh, from the Indiana Fuddles in the Celtic jersey. You know it. Apparently we do. That's a whole site right there. What's that? Aggregating Twitter picks. I already done.

Is it? Yeah, the iPhone Baves.com. Yeah, it's yeah, it's in it's very not safe for work. Let me show you how to let me show you how to browse this site too because it takes it's tricky. Just click on archive. You don't want to do anything else. I'll then click on archive. They've eraded by. I'm analyzing some technical level. Archive. Archive. There you go. Is this the one where it's just a huge wall of photos?

It's loading like a bitch. It's because I'm downloading the entire site over in the front room. Sorry. It's ripping the site. Wow. Whoever, whoever the man or woman that created that site is, they are a true hero. Yeah. Absolutely. That is a true hero. Yeah, absolutely. That is a fantastic website.

I'm sure everyone that's the first link everyone is going to go for his link. You should label it like mislabeled or something. Even if they don't listen to the podcast, they're going to be like iPhone babes, huh? What's this? I wonder like culturally, I wonder if in the future, people will understand that the thing everyone's holding in their hand was what took the picture That's a good question. Or they'll think that we were worshiping this black box Or something. It's like we take this black box into the bathroom and hold it up and

Look at it and take photos of ourselves with the black box the little black square It's like I wanted to have the Egyptians worship cats or they just thought they were fucking funny. If they were like the internet if you look at the internet they're like these people in the early millennium they worship cats. It's like the only fucking funny. Jack was just watching a video of a cat hanging out a window. I was like the original law cats were just like pets to the entrance. They were like, oh here's the feral, check it out. Cat! Mom, I'm around. Here's a dude with a head of a cat!

What the fuck else is it gonna do for an entertainment? No, kids, you're on your billionth hyroglyphic. It's not like cats have evolved to be funny throughout the ages, right? How many times do you draw the dude with the masonry jar? And the other dude's fighting the cobra. We eat. We eat the comic relief in here. It's like, get his.

Oh, I know I'm done. That's a good way to go. We gotta get back to E3. Before we quit, I need to mention done. Yeah, that's a good way to go. We got to get back to E3. Before we quit, I need to mention that we have a survey up. If anyone wants to take it, it's in the Drunk Tank group where she keeps calm slash Drunk Tank. Please take it. We're just trying to find out some information

about people who listen to the podcast. Oh, also, should you mention, hey, what's up with that? Should you mention, do you want to talk about your, uh, you want to talk about the DVD? This girl's covering her boobs and she has a waterproof case on her iPhone. I want to know why. I want to know why. Like, what's the next photo? What was the photo after that? I didn't give a water. She did the bathroom. Yes. Good. Hey, did you want to talk about the DVD? Oh, yeah. Sure. Probably should mention that. Maybe she's going to work on the oil spill. That's possible. Next.

I'm trying to take the photo. This one's going to get a shirt ruined. Well, yeah, she's a government shirt. I didn't want to get this person on it. Okay. Okay, DVD, yeah. So we have a new retail arrangement with Best Buy available online at BestBuy.com and in Canada at Future Shop and so soon in stores as well. No, no, yeah, definitely in stores, I was making the joke about it also available.

But the, yeah, so now starting next month, Red vs Blue DVDs will be available at Best Buy, which we're very, very excited about. Awesome. And I shopped there a lot. It's good timing to kick all this off. We've actually redone our box set and as as you all may know, if you listen to this and you watch Red vs. Blue, on Xbox Live we had higher-deaf versions of Red vs. Blue that were reshot versions of Season 1, Season 2, etc. etc. that we paint, say, can we reshot

shot for shot in high-deaf. And now we've taken those files, obviously DVDs are not high death, but they're full frame, really cool remastered versions of Red vs. Blue, and that new box set is going to be available at Best Buy starting next month. Yeah. So now the old box sets are collectors items. And we've got. We've also mentioned that it is a shot for shot remake.

There's no Lucas S. Like fancy or graphics or like we didn't change the audio. Our shitty season 1 audio is still shitty season 1 audio. The commentary. I'm not charming season 1. The commentary is the same. I was actually watching season 2 on the DVD and listening to the commentary and you guys are bitching about like how you had to shoot stuff in Halo PC versus Halo on the Xbox. And then we ended up reshooting seasons 1 and 2 on a Halo PC. And first up, season three, yeah. And we did record another commentary for season one as well.

So we put some extra bonus features in there. Yeah, as well. And it's a 6 DVD set, just like our current one, but it's in a smaller form factor box. It's a huge case. It's a really cool picture of it. It's the same RVB that you've loved over the years. It just looks better.

But the cool thing is, is like I said, those original boxes and those original discs, if you bought them are now essentially collector items. Yeah, those are gone. You know, we did a funny thing when we made the very first season of Red vs Blue, when we didn't even call it season one on the DVD, we just called it Red vs Blue, because we didn't know there was going to be a season two for sure. And we made a joke where we wrote special edition at the top of that deal. We wrote was the special edition of collecting special edition. Yeah. And

occasionally we see one of those every now and then. So if you were if you have a special edition season one, reverse, we'll you literally have one of the first 10,000 DVDs we ever made. Yeah. It was like it ended up being a special edition for that. And now it's like a special special edition. Yeah. Now we have the remastered now it's a special collector's edition. Actually, it being a special edition for that. And now it's like a special special edition because now we have the remastered. Now it's a special collector's edition. Actually, it's a special special special because we redid it and then we redid it again for retail with the red and blue guys.

And now it's being redone. So there have been a few versions of season one. Do you remember that you and I very briefly entertained the idea of just writing criteria in addition? At the top of the, oh we did, yeah. We thought that was going to be really funny. That probably would have gotten a lot of it. We decided not to do it and probably get it. Do we have one of those originally DVDs right here?

Some yeah, we do have a room to okay, we should take a photo of that When do those do we know when those DVDs are gonna be available for sale? I think June 29 I think you're right to the June 28th or June 29th and those couple weeks away They'll be available on Best Buy in Best Buy and on our stores. They'll be our stores What right and as Bernie said the original box set is gone. It's we sold through all of them, and we're not remaking it because we have this fancy box set. We didn't make an announcement about the original box set

going away because we were afraid that it seemed like, you know, we were trying to push sales up or anything like that, so we just wait until it naturally went out of stock. But it went out of stock one month before the new ones come out. Well, the kudos to Matt, because he's the one that orders DVDs, He figured that out.

Was able to time it. So it'll be available June 29th like you said in Best Buy and then if you're in Canada on future shop We're trying to work currently on getting a retail distribution in the UK If you're in Australia and New Zealand we have already had retail distribution and you should be seeing the new box That's arriving down there sometime soon. How many best buyers are going to have midnight launches for our DVD? Probably all of them. Well the new box that the the trilogy, the recollection trilogy, we out pretty much on shelves at the exact same time as Halo Reach. Yeah. So that would be pretty cool. That's awesome. We already in line for the midnight release of River Sublued, you can pick a pay-lory. How do we know?

That's convenient. It's for, nope. That's another announcement. So Bernie just announced that. Well, guess what? We're going to put the season on DVD as well. Yeah. Well, no, we're releasing it.

It'll be about the same time. And if for whatever reason, you like, you have like almost all of the original box set or you lost a disc and you want one of the originals, we still sell those. They'll be going away too. We'll just sell through that. Yeah, those are just spate being turned down. And we've made a no box box set right now in the store

that's $50 and it includes the like seasons one through five in their current form, the individual bonus disc and we threw in the stranger hood as well for like $49.95. So anybody wants $20 cheaper than the box? If anybody will scoop up the original DVDs before. It's for whatever reason. I'm not encouraging to do that.

Okay, because there's a new box that coming. It does. But uh, we're mark. It's my way to do it. But it is for whatever reason you wanted to. Or you like you lost your original season two and you want to get another one. They're still there. Right when they're gone, but they, but when they're gone, they're gone.

They're gone. Yeah. Right. Well, I guess that's, uh, that's a wrap. Yeah. Love you everybody. Alright. Thanks for listening. Bye. Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way.

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