Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #67

Episode Date: June 23, 2010

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Starting point is 00:00:40 twisted metal, streaming now now only on peacock Hey everyone, it's time for the drum to podcast. Hey, how's everyone doing? Pretty good now, man USA just one dude What a perfect segue into the funny thing I want to talk about oh, yeah, it's week. Oh, you're gonna make fun of me Hey, but before we get started I got to talk about Thank you. Yeah, what's up? This is our first enhanced podcast that we're doing. Oh, yeah, yeah We've had that's what they call we switched our setup So if you have I guess like iTunes or most, most media players can do this where we will have a link dump with images and links that go along as we talk about stuff. And we're changing the recording format. We'll continue to
Starting point is 00:01:35 offer an MP3 in the link dump like we always have for people who still have, you know, I don't know, ancient MP3 players or computers, but we're trying this out. It's a little different and hopefully people like it I gotta say I'm impressed with you actually taking the initiative and doing more work for you making more work for yourself guys That's very cool I Gotta say I for one think us works hard all the time and I don't understand the comments see that's that's what I'm going for Okay, that's good. I think I think someone's about to get edited out of the pocket. I'm just saying, if someone said, hey, who would make something
Starting point is 00:02:10 more difficult for themselves in the office? You would probably be the last on my list. Yeah, but who's going to be the first in embracing technology and trying to push things forward? OK, that's true. You have a point there. He wants to improve the customer and user experience. Yeah, I think people enjoy it.
Starting point is 00:02:23 It seems cool. And I'm going to get very tired of it very quickly. I feel like we'll see though. All right, so what was the funny thing you were talking about, Joe? Go ahead, Jeff. Make fun of me. OK, so I just, I got Jack and I caught Jack and Brandon having an argument over World Cup soccer rules. By the way, Bernie just joined us.
Starting point is 00:02:48 Which is kind of hilarious, especially considering we had a comment, and I don't want to get sportsy because people don't like sports. I hate it. But this is more just about making fun of Jack. But we had a conversation with Jack about three weeks ago where you and I were talking about how excited we were for the World Cup.
Starting point is 00:03:04 Yeah. And Jack was explaining to us that soccer is boring and he were talking about how excited we were for the World Cup. Yeah. And Jack was explaining to us that soccer is boring and he doesn't understand how anybody can watch it. I didn't say that. Yeah, he never liked it. I believe those were your exact words. Yeah, you remember that, right, Gus? Yes. And you were like, I just don't get it and Gus and I were like, it's exciting and it's fun.
Starting point is 00:03:16 How can you not get into it? And now he is the world's biggest soccer fan. No. To the point where he understands the intricacies of all the rules. Dude, I played soccer when I was a kid. I know this stuff. I know what off-sides means. The argument was if the law, basically if someone is next to it a fender and the ball crosses, like if they're tied for it, Brandon was saying that's off-sides and it was like it wasn't off-sides.
Starting point is 00:03:40 Like the tie goes to the runner. It's like it's not off-sides. Guys, am I going to be the one that points out that the surveys essentially said one thing No, that's what I'm saying. I don't want to talk about sports. You're talking about I'm talking about I'm talking about Jack jumping on bandwagon About fuck you that's all I wanted to point out is that I it's very funny I was tired and big and big I think I specifically just heard that That was that's Jack talking. Because you brought it up. I'm not talking about you brought up sports. I brought up you being an idiot.
Starting point is 00:04:09 You brought me being an idiot about sports. Idiots about sports. There have been any major coaching changes this world cup. Yeah, let's play with the French team. So episode 10 of Red vs Blue just came out this past Monday. Yeah, I'm a little dull. Congratulations. Yeah, good job. I'm a past Monday. Yeah, I'm a little dull Congratulations. Yeah, good job. Yeah, what an episode. We had a lot of fun making it a lot
Starting point is 00:04:34 A lot of fun because it was a ton of hours. Yeah, wouldn't you start working on that episode? We won't well mean months ago if you want to go back to scripting it's a long long time ago But then if you go back to win we started working on shots for it Yeah, it was a very very long time ago and then there's You know getting all the animation done and then there's this last stage, which is the Maybe it looked like the game stage, which takes a very long time. There were some shots that I had We were dropping in shots on the last day that I had version 13 of one shot. And there were about 65 shots that were insert shots in that. So was Monty already working on that fight scene
Starting point is 00:05:10 when he was still working on the stuff in episode three and four? He was. He did the, because we were talking about foundry and we were kicking around ideas. I should probably drag Monty in here for a discussion about this, but he's, you know, he, he were such odd hours. Yeah, the, we were talking about foundry.
Starting point is 00:05:24 We were talking about teleporters. And we were really kicking around ideas for, you know, he, he were such odd hours. Yeah, the, we were talking about, we were talking about the teleporters. And we were really kicking around ideas for, you know, crazy stuff that we could do for the teleporters. And the very first shot he made was the one where she just wails on Griff. Yeah, I remember that. She like uses his head like a speed bag and then kicks him because that's when
Starting point is 00:05:39 the first teleporer falls on Griff. So that could have been six months ago. It probably could have been. It could have been, it could have been, it was back in April, I would say, for sure, was we had some of that stuff. I'd say April, probably. Okay. No, well, March, because April first,
Starting point is 00:05:52 we were showing stuff at PAX, and he was already kind of working on stuff for episode 10. And, you know, he's already working on other stuff. Already. Already. And he was doing that while the rest, it's like a team that follows money. He does doing that while the rest of the team that follows Monty, he does the animation stuff and then it's Nathan, Matt, and now Brandon, that follow Monty and then do a lot of color work and just rendering and
Starting point is 00:06:15 think about four guys following one guy essentially. There's just a ton of work to do a lot of progress bars involved with that. Anyway, it was fun. We had a lot of fun. I thought the episode turned out great and we're getting lots and lots of great comments about it which makes me very it was fun. We had a lot of fun. And I thought the episode turned out great. We're getting lots and lots of great comments about it, which makes me very happy. Yeah, there's a lot of super positive feedback. It's really great. Yeah, it's really cool to be in the eighth year of something
Starting point is 00:06:33 and then be turning out stuff that some people consider to be the best episode. I think it's best episode. So make it really happy. Maybe we were talking about you and I, Jeff, about the some of the episodes we work on in season one, and now we were so proud of them. It's like, episode 10 of season one,
Starting point is 00:06:50 we used to talk about forever, it's being epic. And I think it was five minutes and 10 seconds long. And it was the longest episode we could ever make, five minutes. And one week, and now it's a lot of really complicated, long shot. And in the end, yeah. The technology's advanced. Our computers are faster. We've got a new Xbox and your games in theory we have a new Xbox and how much action it had I think it was tech shot one person Yeah
Starting point is 00:07:13 And beat somebody up, but we did have a good gag about beating the guy to death with a skull Which I've always liked so it's nice to have a like a replacement favorite episode for that now though Mm-hmm. So I had fun. I'm glad and I really want to thank everybody for all the nice comments they've been sending about. This is our new episode 10 to replace our old episode 10. We don't see what's supposed to show up actually in episode 9, but she knocks down the door in episode 9, but I specifically pushed it to 10 because episode 10 is kind of like a text episode.
Starting point is 00:07:39 That's when she was first introduced, and if you look back to the series, episode 10 is usually where text shows up. Yeah it was real weird, it's really weird. Yeah, pacing way works. So we've had four episode tens in our I guess our cannon. I wonder how many times text appears in those four episodes. I think if you look at like season three, season two and season three. The 10th episode. Yeah. Look in there it's like 10 is a big number for text for some reason. It's almost spelled the same. It's just one letter off. Yeah, almost. Very close. But I'm like, I'm like jet lagged because I'm all screwed up. Yeah. My was it circadian rhythm or is that locus?
Starting point is 00:08:18 It's circadian rhythm. Yeah. My bio rhythm. You're like, no, but I don't like crap. Yeah, she would. You have, uh, I I know you sleep really weird hours And you have a cot here in one of the closets. I'm a little embarrassed by that I'm always hesitant to walk into that closet when the doors close like is someone asleep in there. Yeah, I really need a pen I know when I walk in every morning at like a 15 or whatever It's always like is Bernie in the closet. I don't want to look and wake him up if he is I know he's probably you know exhausted right, but I also don't want to like play my music too loud and keep him awake Someways like looking around the office for signs the Bernie's here like is there a plate with half eaten food on it
Starting point is 00:08:52 Bernie's probably Is there a trail of coke cans missing one? Yeah, we didn't know like is there like one sock in the middle of the floor for no reason? It's so Bernie's here. Hey wait a minute in the middle of the floor for no reason. It's so Bernie's here. Hey, wait a minute. I think you're making fun of me. You guys got DuVel beer.
Starting point is 00:09:08 You were dead. You son of a bitch. I have a bad habit of, I think it's just scatter bringness where I don't know it's my Coke, and I'm also skewed out by other people. So I end up drinking four chips out of a Coke, and then just leave me a there. Even if it's my, I know it's my coke.
Starting point is 00:09:25 You can go through a 12 pack and not drink between the 12th coke's not drink one entire coke. Yeah, well. That's pretty impressive. You know, I'm trying to cut back. I'm trying to show a little moderation, I guess. Yeah, I'm in bed. Yeah, I'm just, my short-term memory is very bad.
Starting point is 00:09:42 Like my immediate, immediate short-term memory. I don't catalog useless facts away like people's names And which coke is mine so we do in the fancy Nancy new podcast format Yeah, yeah, there's no first one. I feel obligated to talk about something cool like the iPhone babes King card asheans looking nice. Yeah, please let, let's change the subject as quickly as possible. Get all those links changed. You said that the links now work when you're listening to the podcast on iPhone OS 4, right? Yeah, they didn't work when I tested early in the day on 3 and then I upgraded and sure enough they worked.
Starting point is 00:10:19 Yeah, before it would just swap the album art, but now it actually has links that work. It has a little button that comes up that says info with that little eye in the circle on it And if you click that it then loads up safari while pod the podcast keeps playing and it takes you to the web page It's pretty cool. I mean, I really like it a lot I don't know if anyone who's listening to the podcast is all that jazzed about the new format I think it's one of the coolest things I've ever seen personally. Did you have any problems with iOS 4? No, I waited to upgrade. I'm done with Fiat's upgrades. I decided to be dumb and I tried to upgrade as soon as possible. I was like trying to download it the second it came out. How to go for it? No problems.
Starting point is 00:10:55 No real smooth. It took forever to download. It took about two hours to download. But I did have a problem. I had my first problem upgrading iPhone. Well, it's a big deal. But I have a 3G, not a 3G-S. Oh, shit. So, apparently there's a bug where if you upgrade the phone, or the OS, to 3G, it doesn't apply the upgrade until you restore. So it took me fucking forever to do it. Like, I had to upgrade, download, upgrade, and then I just didn't have version 4.
Starting point is 00:11:22 And then I had to restore and then that, like, unlocked it. So if you have a 3G what's the point of upgrading you don't get any of the cool features. You get folders and the backrest search. You have the background image now. No you don't get the background. I'll read you. I get the playlists and the photo zoom so a little bit of stuff. It really is no point so I'm gonna buy a 4G as soon as I get back from the UK. A 4. A 4, sorry I'm gonna going to buy a 4G as soon as I get back from the UK before a 4 Sorry, I'm going to buy a knife on 4 as soon as I get back from the UK. So that's like two weeks from the burning Are you getting the new 4G or 4th gen? Yeah, I've already ordered mine.
Starting point is 00:11:53 Brandon fucked me over though on day one and like suggested all these things to me that screwed me up and So I didn't get in the first round and mine will get here get here by July 14th it says. Yeah same here I was all out of whack because I was an L8 E3 and I missed it and so now if I order one I would come all the modifications so there's no point in that. What are you laughing at? I'm laughing about your Xbox. Yo yo we're at the Microsoft keynote during the last week. Last Monday we were at the Microsoft keynote. They gave a new Xbox to everyone there, right? Everybody there.
Starting point is 00:12:25 When you walked out, did they just hand it to you? No, they mail it to you. That way you don't have to shoot it back on the plane or anything. How do they mail it? Is it like pony express? Yeah. Is it coming on the steam train? There's three pigeons carrying it. Apparently Kevin Costner has the postman
Starting point is 00:12:37 that I can deliver it to us. So maybe it's a digital down. You have to have one of those printers. Super. super fucking nice of Microsoft to give us yeah give us the new Xbox I'm new Xbox my new free Xbox you Yeah, no, we sound so horrible Freakin carry walked in the back room as she goes hey guys and we had an Xbox ago and I was one bought this Why put up I went to Best Buy just been waiting to get his Xbox and Jeff or Jack to Gutsch you said in the test that they're like dogs like Pavlovian dogs every time the doorbell rings Jack and Jeff in the front
Starting point is 00:13:21 Jack and Jeff in the front and like, what the heck? It's like, we're going for a walk. Yeah. And so it was funny. Like, I went to Best Buy. And they literally had a stack of about 50 of these things that stacked up in the Best Buy. And so I took a picture of my phone,
Starting point is 00:13:34 and I just sent it out to everybody saying, hey, this, hey, look how many Best Buy heads they may want one. And sure enough, the first text that comes back with Jeff going, God damn it. Yeah. But I got it and I have fun. I can't hook it up yet. Oh really? I got it because I was hoping it would just be the choir version and it's next box. Yeah, when Kerry got his yesterday, we plugged in because I wanted to see and I could not hear it in our office while it was on. Wow.
Starting point is 00:13:59 And it has like half the power consumption of a current or of an old 360, I should say. That's pretty cool. And what you discovered something else cool about the power consumption is that it doesn't draw right. It's not on anymore. It doesn't have like a power draw. Oh, cool. Nice. I think those vampires are faintly called phantom. You're riding it's vampire. Yeah, they did stuff that like if there's a DC converter for more like most electronics, there's a whole component of your electrical usage that you don't realize is stuff that's not even on just sits there and sucks a little bit of power. And it can add up, you know? I mean, I would wonder if we looked at it, how cost effective would it be over time for us to just replace all of our Xboxes?
Starting point is 00:14:39 Yeah, I mean between like a vampire, like you said, between that kind of draw and then just using less energy while it's on, on top of that. Crazy. This building though, where we've been for the last three years, has made us absolutely paranoid about electricity, hasn't it, Gus? Yeah, I think it really has. I think the engineers who are helping us
Starting point is 00:14:56 with our new building are a little, are going a little crazy because of all the questions we have and all the concerns we have. Like, what the fuck is wrong with these people? We must be like, like what people were like when they first got electricity.
Starting point is 00:15:06 How does it work? What is this magic? We've gone back, like, Gus can tell you what everyone's desktop draws in amps. Not your just your computer, your whole setup. Yeah. Like, Bernie's eight amps. I can also tell you, like, if you add a hard,
Starting point is 00:15:19 you know, an external hard drive, how much more that's gonna increase, you got an internal hard drive, how it's gonna increase. You know, if you're rendering how it's gonna increase, you should not know that. This is the closest you've ever been to being a green person. I know. I just don't want to trip breakers. I don't care. And Monty is the most energy efficient person in the company, right? Monty is the most energy efficient person in the company. The worst. Joel and Bernie are neck and neck. Yeah, I think Joel is worse. I think
Starting point is 00:15:45 he's gonna leave it. Joel has like what eight Xboxes set up with eight monitors of his four X they both have four Xboxes. The word Joel has an edge though is he also has four computers on top of that. Right. He also has crack me from wrong and do different versions of the Xbox is a different amounts of power like you bug kits for draw more power. Right. yeah, I bet we would see savings pretty quickly If you figure we have what between 12 and 15 Xboxes on 10 to 15 hours a day in this office every day if we see if we convert it to all new ones Yeah, we should figure that out piece of information. I should clarify is that because Joel has different Xboxes than normal retail boxes
Starting point is 00:16:23 Because he works on the commercials. So he has to work on like pre-release games. Right. Yeah. Whereas I just work with Halo release games so just normal retail boxes with awesome stickers on them. You know you know now that actually we have have episode 10 out can I finally take Jack to task for taking a picture of all my fucking controllers and putting it online Please do and revealing the text was gonna be back in the series. Thanks. I was just controllers I was just control way to go Jack just color coordinated control that he didn't actually spot texts in there Yeah, do you do you think no no in the comments? No, what do you think I'm talking about of course I'm talking about the gods I'm gonna check them now
Starting point is 00:17:04 Jack I feel guilty now for drawing you into this. It's like, it's like comment number three. That he was. I think it was instantaneously. Somebody said, well, I see a black controller guess who's coming back. That could have been anybody. Anybody who needs a comment or anyone
Starting point is 00:17:18 who doesn't have a controller or anybody who took a picture and posted out of fucking online. You know, for the launch of episode 10 the other day, we changed the the site skin on red versus blue.com to like that crack advisor, like the text background. Yeah, the teaser image. Like that teaser image we had. And someone left me a personal comment today that said,
Starting point is 00:17:37 hey, I really like that Lopez background. Is there any way we can get that back? That's great. That's really good. You know, have we talked about the survey yet today? No, we haven't. We had the thing Jeff. I don't know if you've been, have you been reading the surveys? I've looked through it. It gots a desk few times. There is a ton of them and they are very, I want to thank everyone who's filled out the survey because they are super informative.
Starting point is 00:17:57 But I actually saw one in there. Only one of the whole thing, they have an open category where you can write your likes and dislikes about the podcast. Right. Um, people like you by the way. Oh, do they think. Yeah. Thanks people. One of the dislikes though, which we, I haven't heard in regards to the podcast, but we hear all the time or ever so blue.
Starting point is 00:18:14 The thing they dislike about the podcast is they think that you and I have the same sounding rule. God damn it. I don't know how sick of hearing that. I have actually, I, when I first started, or when I first started watching a reversal blue, I thought that a little bit too. We get that all the time. The Griffin shirts out of light, but I don't know how sick of hearing that. I've actually, when I first started listening, or when I first started watching Red versus Blue, I thought that a little bit too. We get that all the time, the Griffin shirts out of like,
Starting point is 00:18:28 but I don't get it. I can't hear it. I'm an occasion, I've heard it in like a Red versus Blue episode, but it's rare. And it's rare. The annoying thing is, I guess there's something to it because I think both of our wives have mistaken us on the phone for each other on occasion.
Starting point is 00:18:43 Only on the phone? Only on the phone. Only on the phone. I think I'm really awkward. No comment. So I guess maybe we do sound alike. But yeah, if anyone wants to take it, I'm going to make sure to put the survey link back in the link dump again this week. Couldn't hurt to have a few more. And what's the point of that survey, guys? So we can learn where all of our listeners are so that we can send them really cool stuff like free Xboxes. Oh, great. Is that what this? No, that's not what it's for. To be better informed about the things that they like and dislike about the podcast. Right. And to learn. I mean, all of the changes we're making right now are a direct result of
Starting point is 00:19:22 the survey and some of the feedback we've received. Like that's how we learned about the enhanced podcast. Right. We do it for my brain. We're talking around this issue big time. Aren't you? So hopefully we can go out there and maybe get a sponsor for the podcast. We'll see. The reason I'm talking around it is because who knows if one will even pop up and who knows if it's going to be a good fit and who knows if it's something we'll even approach. Right. Or anybody who'd want a sponsor podcast where we talk about how hot girls can have good sex. So the guys have organized it as... So we're crossing fingers for Mayblock, right?
Starting point is 00:19:50 Brought to you by Hoover. Yeah, we should go back to our first product placement of LandBergini and MyBlock. I wonder if I could, if we could get like banner ads to show up in the Album Art or, you know, what about the lower third? Lower third. Yeah, the enhanced podcast portion. Some, some's got to support With the M-Lawr-30. Yeah, the enhanced podcast portion.
Starting point is 00:20:07 Some of the sums get us to forward all the work you're doing on that stuff. I can't believe that Gus came up with a new format that actually increased his work flow. That's the same thing. I defended Gus. Yeah, thank you. You did? What did you say? I said that I think Gus cares more about the customer and the user experience than he does about his own workload. Wow. Nice. And I said that I was just embracing technology and trying to move things forward.
Starting point is 00:20:28 Did you come up that right away? Did you have like pull out an index card? No. I have no written down. You know, you talked about mistaken identities with our wives mistaking us for each other or have done that in the past. You guys are really guessing Jeff. I want to bring in something that I did the other day. I'm kind of worried about. Not to each other. Not to each other, but to women as I am. Yes. Made to women.
Starting point is 00:20:52 And I made a mistake the other day and it's kind of bugging me. I called my wife Mom. What? Now I have kids. I have kids. So it might have been just a weird thing. But I said like Mom in a way that I haven't said mom in since I was 18 or whatever And what do you think that means?
Starting point is 00:21:09 I don't know man, that's that's a creepy bro. That really worried me. Yeah. I mean, what I didn't see in an awkward moment like that. I mean, it's like, normally sometimes it's worse to say it than other times. Like, you know, like I think it was coming out like asking where something in the cover was like hey mom Where's the cookie? What's the worst? See I call it I call it a mommy sometimes, you know, but my kids four and it's never like I don't know it's usually like Talking to Griffin through million vice versa. No, I understand like you say the kids like hey, where's mom? Yeah, no like that
Starting point is 00:21:42 This wasn't that yeah, no, this was just The hills kids were in bed you I knew in my head it was different. What's the worst thing you've ever what's the worst name? You've ever called your wife. Oh, geez. I mean like have you ever Am I easy like for instance early on in our relationship? I called Griffin my ex-wife's name during sex. Oh Did you really yeah, did you you really? Yeah. Wow. That was a fuck-up. Like, have you ever done anything like that? No, I've never called your wife another name.
Starting point is 00:22:08 Oh, no. No, man. I don't think I've ever done that. I think I know I did accidentally, I think I might have accidentally almost started doing it, but she either she didn't catch it or she got away from it. It was so, I felt so bad about it.
Starting point is 00:22:22 And it's just like, you know, I was married to that lady for nine years. So it was just like that name was very Present in my head at all all the time sure it all makes sense. I haven't said her name since then I call her my ex-wife or of other words that aren't as polite But I don't say her name out loud anymore because it freaks me out because of that incident What you had to so what was Griffin's reaction of that? Not positive.. Is it ongoing?
Starting point is 00:22:46 Is it still going on to this day? I'll say that she handled it very well. She was a pissed and annoyed, but she got over it pretty fast. I think she was very gracious about it. Really? Yeah. Because the way I would imagine it would be like that would be the inspiration for episode 10 I'm asking all seven minutes of stick plunge Wow So no, I I don't think I've never I've never done that and I've never done that in a in an awkward situation like that either The only thing worse would have been to to call her mom at that point. Yeah
Starting point is 00:23:23 That's probably the one time it's worth. I felt pretty fucking terrible about it though. How about you? I don't think I've ever done that. That's it? Mm-hmm. No mess up. It's super easy when you've never dated anyone. Yeah, as about say, if you've only ever dated a woman. Yeah, like mezzabagalar princess peach or something. I got there Laura. Oh no. Is that why Esther asked me who Cortana was in it? But yeah, I mean I've been, I think I'm a nicer person than I had been in the past. Oh, absolutely. I feel the anger creeping back in sometimes. But I went through a period like when I was working two jobs on, you know, doing the first few seasons of Red vs Blue and working our day job. I had a really good day job before we did Red vs Blue. And I was very, very, very reluctant to leave it. And yeah, you and me both. Yeah, and so,
Starting point is 00:24:22 very reluctant to leave it. And you will be both. Yeah, and so, um, yeah, I can, I can angry a lot back then. Like, angry. So I was, I'm a nicer person. Yeah, I got totally you, you've come, you've come a long way, baby. Yeah, it's true. You're a little, my very wonderful, nice, tolerant wife. I've called her meaner things than mom, mom.
Starting point is 00:24:41 And I certainly appreciate her putting it up with my sorry ass for doing that kind of stuff, so I think I think during that portion of the podcast I'm just gonna have a picture of Sigmund Freud up Good Lord. Did you see that I guess someone took a look at the top 25 call drinkings in the UNC double-a game? Yeah, when they when they were playing at E3 Yeah sounding suspiciously like a sports I say Gus that's Gus bringing up for it. It's talking about a video game I'm talking about a video game. All right. We'll tell us guys. What did you find out Alabama with number one? Texas. Lulee Texas was number three number three and Florida was two or who's two Ohio State was number two Florida's like number six, right? Yeah, yeah
Starting point is 00:25:17 All right, there we go. That's done with that Talked about a video game not about sports E3 was pretty cool. I gotta say what you went to that Cirque du Soleil thing, right? Yeah, what was that? I still I still haven't seen it. There's can you watch out online? You can see highlights of it. Oh, yeah, it's like a 30-minute version on Xbox how long was it 30 minutes version? It was like an hour-and-a-half long, I think it was a long time. Wow. Yeah, yeah I don't know those people dead now. Yeah, I honestly don't understand like why they call it a Cirque du Soleil event because it wasn't really like the Cirque du Soleil
Starting point is 00:25:51 people doing Cirque du Soleil stuff like you would think. They more did like interpretive dance. Oh, they weren't like flipping and like you know, like stacking and doing like crazy shit. They were just like dancing around and then they had some people dressed up as normal people who did a cool thing where they had a giant room built, like about 50 feet off the room, like a living room built. And there was a family in sitting on a sofa playing connect, and then they would turn the room upside down,
Starting point is 00:26:18 and the family would be like stuck to the sofa still playing upside down, and they would have people walk on the the like walk on the ceiling and shit and But they were just looked like normal people it wasn't like I didn't feel Cirque du Soleil shit all at any point to me Okay, but it was pretty cool. Yeah, I'm wondering how do you dress up as a normal person? Is that just not dressing up sort of like you just me? Yeah upside down They weren't wearing like a spandex body suit with leaves attached to it like most of the solace Package
Starting point is 00:26:50 Do we talk about this? Does anyone ever seen a certain little sole show? I have not live now. I've seen them on like DVD yeah, I'm with him. I see I saw the the love show in LA LA in Vegas. Oh That's the Beatles one Zumaanier something like that. Let's go. No, no, that's Zumanity. That's the naked one. That's it's New York New York New York. No, this was, I saw the Beatles Love Show, which was in Mirage. Those are right. You know, we might explain what Cirque de Soleil is. Has it reached the point where everybody knows I can't imagine people wouldn't know what Cirque de Soleil is. Yeah, it's like an acrobatics circus where they just do they really do ridiculous stuff Yeah, like a guy will grab a hole and he'll climb he'll put his body out straight and then climb up the pole Just arms while his body's taking up straight. I don't know how they do this stuff
Starting point is 00:27:34 Gotta be French Canadian and why don't they why don't they like Olympic athletes all these people if they can do this kind of stuff Maybe they are maybe that's what happens to Olympic gymnasts. Yeah Maybe the climbing the pole with only your arms hasn't made it to an Olympic sport yet. At the flagpole event. Yes. Snowboarding barely beat it out in the winter Olympics. Speaking of climbing a pole, we saw a really weird pole climbing thing.
Starting point is 00:27:56 The night after Structural Salaie, we got to go to the Activision E3 Press event, which was really just like they run it at the Staples Center and had a concert. And we get to see like Usher and Eminem and Rihanna and James Addiction and Chris Cornell and Eniardee and Rhea and it's like a DJ whoever Z-Ship and Deadmout. But so they had all this just these bands and then at one point about halfway through between sets They brought out like a 75 foot tall stripper pole and then they just had to go climb to the top of it and spin around and do like stripper moves on the stripper Pull for about 10 minutes and then she just got that on one on and they started playing music again. It seemed so bizarrely out of place 75 feet up. She went about 40 feet up probably get out of here. It was terrifying I was so scared she was gonna fall she'd be should have been dead in a second
Starting point is 00:28:44 Get out of here. It was terrifying. I was so scared she was gonna fall she'd be should have been dead in a second But yeah, she didn't spawn around and did some strippery shit didn't take her top off or anything And then it was over and then I'm like okay, we'll get back to the music now It was really bizarre. It makes me think call of duty like a stripper 40 feet up in the air I know speaking of Call of Duty the entire time Eminem's playing. They've got like huge Call of Duty shit in the back Yeah, that's very funny Jack just handed me a photo of this and I assume we'll put this in the feed, which is very cool, or in the linked up. And it's really, it looks like a stadium filled
Starting point is 00:29:10 with about 10,000 people all watching one girl on a pole. Yeah, it was impressive. It was impressive what she was doing. It just was such a weird fit. I just didn't understand why it was there. I just got a weird text holding his phone. I'm all creeped out. I was back timing. That was bizarre. I've been accused of something that I'm not. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:29:37 You're about to accuse the something else by me. Would you like to see the entirety of this? No, no, no, no. I'm going to look for it. All right, it's good. It's better in my head. There might be some liability, who knows. But yeah, so E3 was, I guess we haven't talked about it on the podcast.
Starting point is 00:29:56 No, no. It was pretty tremendous, though. And then the night, the next night, the NBA finals were going on. And this is nothing to do with D3. But Jack and I were decided we wanted to scout tickets, which is an awesome experience if you've never scouted before. It's supercluigi and you're convinced you're going to get stabbed in the stomach the entire
Starting point is 00:30:13 time you're going through it. But we were able to scout tickets for like 320 bucks. Yeah, the face value was 240 and we got tickets for 320 apiece. And so we got to watch the game six of the playoffs are the finals, but the really crazy thing was we sit down and People start getting up taking pictures behind us and we turn around and we're right below the like the sky box which Just has like a just a little piece of plexiglass about two feet up and then it's just open air and sitting right behind us Was Michelle Obama and flee from the Red Hot Chili Peppers. We're sitting together
Starting point is 00:30:44 He was sitting a row above and front of her. Okay. But they were out there in the same box. And the kids were there too. The Obama kids, it was really bizarre. President wasn't there. So we watched the finals with Mrs. Obama. I hear you and Flea had a moment, didn't you?
Starting point is 00:30:59 Oh yeah. It was kind of funny. Flea was like very quiet and reserved the entire game. And then when Mrs. Obama left, and then about, and about there was like maybe five minutes left in the fourth quarter She took off probably like important shit and Flee went nuts and then he was like as soon as she was gone I guess he felt it was okay for him to start reacting to the game and yeah The game was over he'd like high five jack and then stuff was pretty cool
Starting point is 00:31:20 Yeah, like by nuts. What do you mean? You started like jumping and screaming and like into the game? Yeah, like everybody else in the place. Yeah, like his true fan came out. It's when she left. I was pretty amazed that you could get tickets to what could have been the winning game of the finals in LA versus Boston. That's crazy to me that you could scalp tickets. I was telling you guys beforehand. There'd be no way you'd be able to do that. Yeah, it was crazy There was so many so I thought if there were any tickets to be scalped They'd be terrible like up at the back of the stadium. You're back against the wall
Starting point is 00:31:52 They had they had those two. Yeah, they had those two like as soon as like there was a group of guys selling tickets I guess it's illegal in all these old tickets and as soon as they heard we had money the prices to start falling like all these guys Like oh no I got good seats. Oh, I got good seats. I got good seats in this I was like all right. This is all we're gonna spend. He's got the best our tickets Our tickets went from we were buying a pair they started at around 1400 yeah, and we gain and for like a pack for six four. It's like reverse eBay Yeah, it was all people trying to sell you the same thing dudes almost getting in fights over like who was gonna sell
Starting point is 00:32:23 The tickets. It was pretty crazy. Yeah, and then and then the tickets we got were like printout tickets and I was like, oh come on man These aren't even paper tickets guys. I was here. You can try one so he gave me when and I left Jeff there with the money So I like runs the staple center and then when I actually worked I called Jeff and told me work and then he showed up So it was very it was kind of sketchy. What did y'all talk about when Jack left? Uh, you know the weather Was he selling tickets to other people at the same time? No, I would just hanging out like a little cafe and you was actually a really nice guy. We talked about the game a lot Did you let him or your Boston fan? No, I
Starting point is 00:32:56 kept that quiet and thankful. I kept it pretty good them quiet the whole time It was it was not a friendly. I figured you would have been a huge dickhead like showing up in all green No, I watched the dude try to fight two Boston friends in front of us just because they were Boston fans and I was just like, okay, that's something I'm not going to do together. It was pretty bad. Yeah, that's what you should do. If you show up somewhere and you're not a fan of the home team, just be respectful. Or yeah, if you're at somebody's house and everyone there is a certain fan, don't be the guy at the party who's going to be. I'm leading into a story where that's that's why I learned my lesson. Yeah, Jeff came to a sporting event in my house
Starting point is 00:33:29 For everyone there was rooting for one team and Jeff's idea was well I'm not rude. I don't really care about either seem so I'm just gonna root for the other team And he became the asshole of the party essentially And I've never done that since except the other time you didn't last year at the championship game. No, he was rooting for Alabama Yeah, I'm not that fast. I don't think so much fucking sports talk. It's unbelievable. Yeah, what's the one with that?
Starting point is 00:33:48 Yeah, but this is, this is, this is, yeah, this is a celebrity side. Yeah. So Gus, what's up? E3, you didn't go, I didn't go. These two went. They said it was great, wonderfully three. What is your opinion of E3 from an outsider
Starting point is 00:34:00 reading the news point of view? What happened to E3? What happened to E3? A new Xbox came out? Nintendo has a 3DS and Reach has space battles. What you say it said would you say it was a good E3? I think so. Connect and move as well. I would yeah, but I feel like I didn't hear anything about move. I feel like I don't know if it's just because I follow it more.
Starting point is 00:34:25 I feel like, you know, the new Xbox was big news. The 3DS was big news. Obviously, it's, you know, new consoles or console refreshes. Those are big news. I don't know that anything from the Sony keynote stuck out for me. Like, can you remember anything? Uh, that Kevin Butler, dude, was pretty funny. Steam.
Starting point is 00:34:43 Yes, but it's like a like a sort of a Clujie version of steam right? It's teamwork steam works and considering like how valve was anti-PS3 and now they're like Hey, we're doing all this new shit with PS3. They were anti-mac too. I mean, what's that? Yeah, that's true Yeah, I think valve likes anything where they can put steam on sure I know if you've been the choice. They'll learn to program a PS3 if they don't have to go through Xbox Live. You know, I think steam is extremely valuable to them. Absolutely. But I doubt that on the PS3 steam will allow them direct sales, right?
Starting point is 00:35:14 They're probably still have to go through PSN. Who knows? Who knows? I mean, Sony is in a position where they might be willing to make certain concessions in order to get, you know, valve making games for them. I will say there's a lot of really solid games coming out. I mean, everybody knew that anyway, but we got our hands on with almost every game there and
Starting point is 00:35:34 every game I played felt really good and really polished. And this table three was great. Yeah, we got a lot of trouble for playing it. Yeah, dude, you that comic was true. You whipped ass on table three, too. We watched you guys before Jeff sat down, and just like have the worst trouble with this demo level they were showing off, and then Jeff sat down and it's burned through to about five minutes. Yeah, it was fun.
Starting point is 00:35:54 I've put a lot of Fable 2. Yeah, the lady from Lionhead was very impressed by you. Thanks. I was a little underwhelmed by E3. Really? Yeah, reading everything. I mean, the 3DS seems like the only thing that was really announced. Well, the problem, the problem, I'll say the one problem with E3 for me this year was there, once again, is no real new IP.
Starting point is 00:36:14 It was like Gears 3, Reable 3, Fable 3, Fallout New Vegas, Dead Rising 2. Like, what else? I think if people have, you know, if they're gonna break down something into a keynote like that's the big thing I'm gonna look folks on is a keynote is they want to grab people's attention Sure, I'm the way you do that is with stuff. They already know and are excited about you can't like bring something out of left Field and be like hey look this is great. I will tell you one thing that was super underwhelming at the the Activision Press event Which apparently they spent six million dollars on they showed the black ops trailer with Pyro techniques going off in sync with the trailer itself. It was actually crazy dude. They were so we like they were so big
Starting point is 00:36:54 The pyro techniques that we got waves of heat every time they blew off fuck that. Yeah, but he's I was a little nervous But even then the trailer itself was kind of underwhelming like honestly like I was But even then the trailer itself was kind of underwhelming. Like honestly, like I was kind of like, how do you say that? Exactly. No, that's the whole thing. It was just like, huh. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:37:10 I did hear what you said if there weren't any live explosions. Oh, no, no. But I mean, like it seems like in FNA, Treyarch, like whatever Infinity Ward did, they do their damnedest to try to match it. And you know, like they released that M&M trailer last year for Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. That was probably one of the best trailers I've ever seen for a video game.
Starting point is 00:37:26 And so literally, in Fendi War, it's like, okay, we need an M&M song for our trailer. All right, try out. Yeah, it's just me that we need an M&M song for our trailer. In their defense, I doubt it was Trair's decision. It's probably Activision in the markets that game. Yeah. And they probably want to have that continuity. It's probably an intentional move to remind people that it's also Call of Duty. And it's the called a duty,
Starting point is 00:37:45 and it's the same thing they know and love just a little different. Yeah, yeah. I would imagine activation is trying to play down the whole Treyarch slash infinity word thing as much as they can. In the trailer, there's a- It's just called a duty.
Starting point is 00:37:56 But in the trailer, there's a big ol' splash screen that says a Treyarch production on it. Well, that's Treyarch doing that, you know? That's a little, I don't know. You know, I'm sure I'm sure that I'm sure Triark doesn't consider themselves to be you know second fiddle to infinity war, no matter what probably not Call to you five man. Call to you five. That thing is on the top 10 list for Xbox live channels played all the time Well, you mean world of war. Yeah, world of work. Yeah, that game sold like 12 or 15 million copies
Starting point is 00:38:21 It's like tremendous stuff. So a ton of cop. Yeah, they're they. Yeah, yeah. They're holding their heads high when they walk out of work. They're guaranteed. They're doing fine. Yeah. Yeah. So I guess it's right, but I'm sure it's activation doing all that stuff. But activation's been all that money on that big show.
Starting point is 00:38:35 And then they didn't even have a booth at E3. That's true. They don't do booths to packs either, do they? I didn't see Call of Duty anywhere in E3, like on the floor anywhere. They had like four tiny meeting rooms. Like when we saw, like the, I guess the really private stuff, like when we were lucky enough to see Old Republic,
Starting point is 00:38:52 we had to go in like a tiny little room way off the beaten path to see it. And the hope trailer? The hope trailer and also gameplay. Oh, cool. But, but yeah, I think they did some of that stuff, like by appointment. Yeah, that's right.
Starting point is 00:39:04 But yeah, they had no physically, they had no presence on the floor anywhere. We didn't see Val of either, but they were I think they did some of that stuff like by appointment. Yeah, they had no physically had no presence on the floor We didn't see Val V either, but they were showing off World 2 somewhere. Yeah, I didn't see that yeah Yeah, oh, y'all didn't go to that thing. No, it sucks We were so packed full of stuff to do. It was just non-stop moving. What did you guys think about that? Hope trailer for older public. I was good. I don't it was really good I don't think it was as good as the first trailer. Yeah, I agree. But it was good. And I'm confused as to how essentially a clone trooper could be such a badass. Yeah, I mean like he was going toe to toe with Jedi or with Sif there like it was no big deal. And he's just like, I mean, you know, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:39:39 You know what I was crazy about that to me is that is that a clone trooper? This is the old Republic. So why would it be a clone trooper this is the old republic so why would it be a clone trooper yes i'm confused with the old republic is not the old republic takes place like a thousand years before the movie so that's technically not a clone trooper i guess if it's not why does he look just like janglethett right oh see Bernie by Bernie i'm uh... i'm going to be okay take photos
Starting point is 00:40:04 so bernie had to leave to go to the new building and now the shit talk starts I like trailer. I probably agree with you. I think I thought I thought it was really well done But I think I liked the last one the deception trailer more. Device sits at such a trailer. Yeah So amazing. I will say the gameplay is awesome though and it's it's gorgeous looking game so jealous Yeah, they had hands on there. We didn't get a chance to play hands on those were We were trying to meet like a deadline or something. Yeah, we were Running the whole time over there But yeah, it was a crazy trip and there was like the celebrities were out in force like everywhere we went
Starting point is 00:40:35 There was just like famous person after famous person was kind of nuts to the point where we even saw cream of the bar at in and out That was the last days we were going to the airport. We stopped it in and out It was almost like L.A. It was like, OK, here's one more. Just finish it off. This was like every time you turn around and be like, oh, there's Ethan from last. Oh, hey, there's Nathan Filion.
Starting point is 00:40:53 Oh, that's Zachary Levi, dude. Who's actually a really nice guy. Yeah, Zach, we talked to Zachary Levi for about 20 minutes. He's neat, cool. That's cool. That's Chuck from Chuck, right? Yeah. And also he's in that new tangled movie.
Starting point is 00:41:02 Yeah. He's the lead in the. But the best celebrity setting for me was Coco. I see his life. Yeah, and we talk to, like, we talk to all the Microsoft guys, like we talk to a step two in E for a while. That's cool. Yeah, I've never met step two before. He's a nice guy.
Starting point is 00:41:19 Everybody was really nice. Yeah, except for Jeff, he was kind of a dick. Yeah, well, everyone had a wonderful time. A good time was had by all lots of alcohol was consumed So did you see that you know remember when we were at PAX East Makes 64 was recording like their dance party thing there. They they finally put that online. Oh, yeah, I love when they do that You're the hood, right? Yeah, I'm the hood and Jeff makes a brief cameo at the end red versus the blue
Starting point is 00:41:43 I remember doing that actually while they were filming I These guys are so funny. I always tried to like It in inconvenience them in any way when they're filming I don't know why but yeah, so I was I just walking back and forth in front of the camera while rock I was trying to film and getting as close to it as possible so I don't obscure anything you're trying to film I'm sure he appreciates it. No, he does Well, that's awesome.
Starting point is 00:42:07 OK. Let's see. You want some more good photos for your LinkedIn stuff? Yeah, please send me anything you got. Did you see the news? I don't think we've talked about this yet. Did you see the news the other day that Microsoft is going to launch an Xbox Live Gold family plan?
Starting point is 00:42:22 Dude, that is fantastic. Yeah. It's up to four gamer tags. Crit me if I'm wrong. Yeah, it's up to four gamer tags Crit me if I'm on here, but it's up to four gamer tags on gold Status for a year for $99. Right. That's awesome because I already have two which is you know Griffin and I Know I can add million for free essentially. Yeah, and have like Isaac and have your cat have one or something. Yeah, sure why not? Yeah, I think that's really cool. It's really smart of them to do that. They really do seem to be making a a lot of inroads
Starting point is 00:42:50 in the family gaming market, which is, you know, essentially all that connect is. And you're not going to see it in any core games for a while. Right. But like I guarantee you on day one, I'm going to be playing connectables with my daughter. She asks to watch the trailer every day. When we get like when she gets home from school, but she understands the most trailer Does she understand time enough to know like how long away it is until it comes out? Her time exists in birthdays. So she knows it's after her birthday, but before mommy's next birthday. Okay, so yeah That's cool. Yeah, when does connect come out of November November 4 4th, I believe. Yeah. November 4th, last year was 15 titles. Still have not announced the price yet. And right now, they're leaning towards 150 is what everyone's saying. Because supposedly the actual device itself costs $100,000 to make.
Starting point is 00:43:34 Yeah. But, you know, when consoles launch, they're always loss leaders. You know, they take a little bit of a hit on it. Yeah. So we'll see. Yeah. And then after the manufacturing for about 18 months, they'll have that cost down probably in half We are will see yeah E3 was awesome I always wanted to go out there and see like a bunch of these press people that mean Oh, we email all the time and stuff and actually get to see them face-to-face and prove to them and we're not douchebags
Starting point is 00:43:57 Was well one of us Did you all get to see any of the middle gear solid rising of the what was that the keynote no we just saw that the keynote you were underwhelmed by that weren't you Jeff I thought it looked pretty cool it didn't do much for me yeah I'm not that blown away but I'll give it a bit of a doubt it's fucking it's not looking when he sliced the car in half or the van in half that was pretty funny when he was slicing water the water that had never been laughed that was that was legitimately funny maybe think of the old middle gear solid two trailer where he's like sneaking around and remembers on the PS2
Starting point is 00:44:29 Like sneaking around in a box in a room full of dudes. Oh, they all turn around at the same time. Yeah But yeah, we'll see I was that can win a second come out. You know next year probably yeah, probably sometime next year The slicing mechanics seemed cool. It's interesting. Yeah, I got to say I've never seen anything quite like that before. It was it something zon zon something. It was slice and take or something or cut and take. Oh, yes, I'm like that. Zandin. I feel it was. Oh, yeah, we did the we did the live live vlog too for the first time.
Starting point is 00:44:59 The achievement hunter live blog. I followed the achievement hunter live blog. Did you enjoy it in progress? Yeah. That's cool. And I'm glad I'm glad it seemed like people dug it. The comments were pretty well for it. So I was not able to participate much because my phone is slow shit. Yeah, Jeff decided not to. I had my laptop. That's why I was getting pounding through everything. But Jeff said his phone and it was sad. We should sit up. That's interesting. So I
Starting point is 00:45:19 get okay. I don't want to get into too many technical details, but I can think of ways around that I think. No, it was actually it was set up really well for the phone. It was just, it was slow. Yeah. Yeah, it was just like, I push send. But there should be, oh, I see. Okay, there should be a way you can, you can send data without having to read it. Like, you weren't reading the live blog, were you? No, no, no, no, we have a back-in. Got you, you were. Yeah, I've never, it's a new thing, Simon. Yeah, I've looked at it yet. Oh, that's cool. It's designed very well by Ben though. Yeah, that's great. He kind did it last second, too, right? Yeah It's like his one is the how it always is with Ben, you know
Starting point is 00:45:48 You ask him for something that you think is gonna be really hard and he goes give me five minutes and then three minutes You have it You know, that's great. Yeah, yeah, so hopefully we do more stuff like that in the future if we invite it I don't know if we do like a pack skeen or something So not us, but what do you look at? it, I really guess? I just saw this. I added this to my link to my stuff to talk about, but I didn't... I don't think I ever looked at this.
Starting point is 00:46:10 I guess there was a new I.M.A.Live trailer? Was there? Yeah, they could go there. Did y'all see any Ubisoft stuff while we were out there? Assassin's Creed was out there. Yeah. Yeah, this is new. Huh.
Starting point is 00:46:22 I guess they pushed the release date to spring 2011 and then the game was initially when we saw last year It's supposed to come out in like March 2010. Yeah Well, that's cool. Yeah, that's exciting. I watch that. I just look like from what I've gathered from the last trailer It's like a post or like an actual apocalyptic game where like there's some major disaster looking earthquake And Chicago or something you have to escape. Yeah, I think so. Yeah yeah. It's like a rolling emrish movie. Yeah. Run away from the special effects. You saw 2012. Did we talk about that? Oh, I think we probably did. It's like a terrible good thing we were standing there for five seconds ago. Yeah. So do you about that dude who got arrested in Pakistan for hunting or something?
Starting point is 00:47:00 Well, been logged in. That dude is fascinating man. I read the time article on it. That guy is man, he should consult for the military. That dude was able to get in and out of Pakistan like six times over three years and make some real headway towards finding someone been logging. Not get killed, not get taken for, you know, because like journalists were even talking about how
Starting point is 00:47:23 they've tried to do that and they just get taken for a ride and get all their money essentially fleeced by people in Pakistan they're like and also he has like he's only dialysis or something too like he's got kidney problems and so yeah so I mean that's pretty impressive and the dude was like a was he a construction worker who just decided he was going to kill someone been a lot. It's crazy. Yeah, it's not. worker who just decided he was going to kill a son of a lot. God, it's crazy. Yeah, it's nuts. So did he speak the language right? No, he also doesn't speak the language. He was there dressed as an American running through the woods,
Starting point is 00:47:54 not speaking. I think he speaks like four or five words of Urdu, or Urdu, I think is what it's called. And he's got major health problems and he was able to get fairly close to a son of on the London they think. Like he thinks he saw him. But he wasn't able to do anything about it. That's crazy. Yeah, that's pretty crazy.
Starting point is 00:48:12 I think that's literally crazy. That's why it might be like the actual clinical definition of crazy. Yeah. Well, I want to wrap things up. I don't want to go too long today because we're editing and a new format. I mean, you're editing. I'm editing and you format for the enhanced podcast and everything. But before we wrap up, I do want to talk about what's on your desk over there behind you.
Starting point is 00:48:29 Okay. Well, oh, yeah, that's a great call. There's two things we should talk about. Fans are awesome lately. So somebody heard about our duvel trouble. This guy, Nick Robinson. So he asked if he could send us his favorite liquor. And I was like, yeah, I guess this dude, I guess is from the mountains. favorite liquor and I was like yeah I guess this dude I guess is from the mountains he must be from like a coal mining town or something he sent us a very excited about it and kind of scared he sent us moonshine essentially let me grab him with us wait so he heard our new village troubles and said you and Gus alcohol well he doesn't yeah come on Come on. Come on. Jeff's DuVail troubles or my DuVail
Starting point is 00:49:05 troubles as well. So he sits something called fighting cock Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey 103 proof. Let me see that. It's terrifying. Don't hold that around open flame. And then he sits on the lit. That's the softball one. This one looks even worse. This is Virginia corn whiskey. And it's called Whiskey, and it's called Virginia Lightning, and it is 100% proof, and the logo is a still. That's awesome. Good God. It's made on Delmont Farms of Virginia and Colt Pepper of Virginia. We should have a race, you and I. 50% alcohol by volume. You take one bottle, I take the other, and see if you can drink it faster.
Starting point is 00:49:42 God damn, that's what I see. Do a shot of that. This one here, this fighting cock is 51.5% alcohol by volume. Dude, that's insane. It was very, very nice of a minute. I think typical liquor is 40% like your vodka, your gin, and stuff like that. I've done, I've had moonshine twice previously in my life and both were extremely memorable experiences. So essentially that stuff, that moonshine you're holding there. It's like Everclear, right?
Starting point is 00:50:07 Yeah, I think it's like a more powerful one. Everclear. Everclear I think has a higher alcohol by volume. Then 100 proof? Yeah, I think so. A lot's of my virginity on Everclear. Do you remember any of it? Yeah, but I... Man, it was... They also, it was these two girls and they kept giving me pills too
Starting point is 00:50:28 And I never would tell me what the pills were they just kept making me take them. I'm not so this day I don't know what they were It was ever cleaner and pills of your kidney. Yeah, I think so Jesus It wasn't America, right? Yeah, okay That's like most most teenage voice fantasy you banged it out the first try. Yeah, okay, man. That's like most, uh, most teamage voice fantasy you banged it out to first try. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was a good time. What was there something else you want to talk about? You see I want to talk about two things. Oh, and then also, um There's a guy named Elliott from where's it flash over games? That sounds right. Who uh, uh Here's a bitch about video games all the time not being able to get early copies of games all the time and he like owns his own like online
Starting point is 00:51:06 Video game store and so he has graciously decided to donate free games to us. So he every time new games are coming out He's gonna he's gonna send us a couple. He's not a very good businessman. He's Selfs video games and he's giving him away for free just to us because he likes Risharty and she's a hundred. That was really nice of the guy. And so, you know, the least I could do is throw a nod his way and you can link them to his website. If I can find it, we'll see. Flash over games, this is what it's flush over games like.
Starting point is 00:51:34 That's what I call him, I think. Oh, yeah. Well, he even got a URL mentioned. Yeah, he did. I'll send him a bill. You know how much people pay for that? Zero. Yeah, but that's all I got this week.
Starting point is 00:51:44 All right, cool. Well, I'm looking forward to editing this enhanced podcast and hating it in about two or three hours. Oh, you know what? I got one little thing. We went out to dinner last night, like a company dinner. You did not attend the guest. No, I fucked that. And we went to moonshine. And I'm gonna say it was not very good. I don't like moonshine. Yeah, I remember liking it a lot more in the past. So that's our food talk for the week. Oh, yeah, shit. I was disappointed like moonshine. Yeah, I remember liking it a lot more in the past, so that's our food talk for the week. Oh, yeah, shit. I was disappointed in moonshine this time. Speaking of that, we should fight some lunch.
Starting point is 00:52:09 Yeah, we should go there. Alright, well, farewell for the same thing. Is it Jack? I'm good. Alright, well, thanks for listening. Doodles. Describe this show to a newcomer in a more familiar way. Do you like apples?
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