Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #70

Episode Date: July 14, 2010

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie, comes a new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-octane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnet, and Thomas Hayden Church,
Starting point is 00:00:40 twisted metal, streaming now, only on P-Cock. Oh Hey, what's up, welcome to the drunk take lounge. Welcome to the funk tank Hey guess what guys, what's up? I'm the drunk take-aloud Jack welcome to the fun tank Hey guess what guys what's up. I'm super excited. Oh, you're the fuck yeah, I'm super excited because I'm back on the truck Thank you. That's too excited That's a guy's Jeff Haven't seen you in about a month That's more like it. That's the Jeff we know I love. Thanks for the fuck you ban dude. I've been I was in Well, I can talk about it now. I was in Seattle for a week filming the Bungie Day video up at Bungie Oh, yeah, and then I got a while I have and then I got off the plane came into the office delivered a hard drive
Starting point is 00:01:58 And then got on the plane to go to Europe for like 14 days with my wife and daughter. And Gavin, who spent the entire vacation with us. Really? Yeah. You're even your other daughter. My other daughter, Gavin. And so I was in like London and Edinburgh. I had grand plans to go to Ireland and Paris as well, but the reality of the stress of daily European travel was too much. Can you really say that you went to Europe if you just stayed in the UK the whole time? It sounds to me like it's a UK vacation and not a Europe vacation. That's fine too. Call it everyone. It was awesome. And I got to do lots of fun stuff like I am now a pro at the London Underground. Nice. Yeah. The tubes. The tubes as they were. Your tube master. I am. I'm a tube pro. And I know how to drive on the wrong side of the road because I drove the entirety of England twice
Starting point is 00:02:46 So did you ever go to a place where you had to drive on the right side of the road with the left-hand side car? No, I was going to like we were in we drove from London, which is an extreme south of England all the way up to Edinburgh, which is like southern Scotland was about a seven hour drive and then let's crazy I don't think of England as being that seven hours long. Yeah, it's not that wide But it's seven hours it's about seven hours long and then turned around and drove back down the other side of England Which is actually a longer because we've stopped through nodding him to see Ben and it was like in a bit being about a eight or nine hour drive down And then we're gonna get up the next morning drive to East England hop on a ferry take the ferry to
Starting point is 00:03:23 France then land in this town called Kale, and then drive three and a half hours to Paris. And after, like honestly, after driving through London for like a week, I just was beat. It's like, it's the worst traffic ever. What kind of car did you have? Was it like one of those little taxis that you always see, like those tiny little taxis with the suicide doors? No, no. I had what you and I would call a
Starting point is 00:03:46 pew-jow, but what Gavin would call a perjow. So it was nice. It was like a dry enough French car in England, huh? Yeah, it was isn't that what started the hundred years war? Pretty much. It was kind of like, I don't know, like you remember Jason's old Audi hatchback? Yeah, yeah. Kind of like that. Like a lesser, like a not as nice version of that. That's cool. It was a good car, man. I liked it a lot.
Starting point is 00:04:08 The thing that fucked me up is it was a standard. So not only was I learning driving the other road, but I had to shift with my left hand, which you don't realize. Right. It's kind of, it takes someone getting used to. Was the clutch still on the left side? Yeah, it's the cuckoo's on the right side. I would have been totally fucked up.
Starting point is 00:04:22 But it's kind of weird, because I like, I steered, I had to steer with my right hand the whole time. I got right arm fatigue from steering with my right arm. I guess you build up some muscle you're not aware of in your left arm when you steer. Yeah, and also all the jacking off. Yeah, and I never jack up with my right hand. So, but it was pretty cool. And Gavin, I made some funny videos that we'll put out soon.
Starting point is 00:04:40 And I've determined that Edinburgh is probably the second coolest place on the earth. That's cool. Next to Austin. Of course, I mean that goes out saying. And those people, it's a wonder they live past 40 because they eat the shittiest food in the UK. It's disgusting. What do you mean by shitty? Just bad for you, gross, you leave a meal feeling like 10 pounds heavier and like two quarts greasier than when you came in.
Starting point is 00:05:05 It's just you can't eat healthy to save your life there. It's just disgusting. Everything is terrible. Sounds awesome. Was this portion of the podcast paid for by the UK Tourism Board? Yeah. Come eat our shitty food. But I was actually surprised that London's a pretty cool town.
Starting point is 00:05:20 I did not anticipate liking it. It was we were basically just going to land there and then move on to better parts. But we ended up spending most of our time in London and had a thoroughly delightful time. Cool. Yeah. I went there once and I did not enjoy London very much. What part did you stay in? Downed by the river, like right across from Big Band, like where the London Eye is. There's like a hotel right there on the London Eye side. Yeah, the London Eye side. Okay. Yep. I know all about that. There's like a marriot right there and that's where I stayed yeah it looks like an old castle or something not too far from there you can you can
Starting point is 00:05:50 take the Millennium Bridge over to the Globe Theater and the Tate Museum mm-hmm Tate Modern I did that in the last day there I'm like a produde I got let me figure it out yeah where did you Jack? I sat at that desk by myself for the past three weeks. How's that? It's kind of, I didn't realize how shockingly boring this office can be when you're back in an office with no windows by yourself for three weeks. Dude, and making like seven, no, 800 crackdown videos. Let me tell you how shockingly boring this office can be sitting in a room with you for
Starting point is 00:06:24 eight hours a day. Jack got to play all the shitty music he wanted to all day long ago. Yeah, I know. Or his speakers. That's true. It was all your eight-bit nerd news. There was a lot of, a lot of Best of Booty 2009 version B. A lot of gray album.
Starting point is 00:06:38 What else was I playing this? It was all terrible. I don't know. I tried to ignore it. Some Lady Gaga mash-up shit. Oh, yeah. That was that Best of Booty thing. I was all terrible. I don't know, I tried to ignore it.
Starting point is 00:06:41 Some lady Gaga mashup shit. Oh yeah, that was not the best of booty thing. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. So you and I kind of looked out, Jeff. I don't think I've told you this yet. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 00:06:52 But, you know, we're going to Comic Con next week. Yes, speaking of being gone for three weeks, we leave Tuesday for another fucking week. Yeah, we're going to be having fun. Comic Con all summer. We, you know, we got Comic Con. We had to, incidentally, I guess I should say that. We just found out that we have a panel Thursday morning at 11 a.m.
Starting point is 00:07:06 Thursday morning at 11 a.m. Thursday is opening day. Yes, in room 25 a.b.c. I expect to see every one of you listening. It's a 500 seat room. So we figure, so what? Well, Gusson, I've looked at the fire code regulations. We think we can fit about 750, 30, 30, tux in. Counting the four of us that'll be there will probably have a total of ten people in the room.
Starting point is 00:07:28 If we're lucky. I absolutely disagree. We're gonna pack it. I hope so. Everybody that's listening is the time. In fact, we changed... What are you up against? We know. No, I don't know. We changed Monty's flight.
Starting point is 00:07:41 So he's not on the itinerary, but he is going to be there at the panel. He's going to be our special surprise guest. It's not much of a surprise now. It's gonna be you. It's gonna be Jeff Gus Kathleen and Monty. Oh, it's a dream team and We you know, so we have an hour long pal first time ever we've done like an autograph signing at the autograph area before but that's Different. Yeah, I don't know why we ever did that. It's our we we sign at the booth anyway It's our first ever panel well Bernie Bernie sat in on a panel last year, I think, right? That doesn't count. But that is the count. This is a straight up red versus motherfucking blue panel at Comic Con.
Starting point is 00:08:13 Yeah, we're going to show some stuff from later in the season. We're going to tease the finale. Maybe. Some never-before-seen stuff. And, yeah, show a couple of things. But anyway, the reason we're lucky, Jeff, is that while we're at Comic Con, everyone here is going to start the process of moving. Yeah, dude, that is not so fun.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Everyone's gonna have to pull everything off the wall, start boxing stuff up, and take it at the storage, or a door. You know, that's the second time I've done that. When we moved into this office from the old office, I just so happened to coincide with anime expo in California California and Gavin and Joel and Kathleen and I were there for like a somehow worked out there for a whole week and I missed 100% of the move. I still have not forgiven you for that. I left one
Starting point is 00:08:56 day, just like turning my computer off of the old office, came into the new office and my computer was all set up by the hit of button. Before get too far away from it at 11 15 which is 15 minutes after y'all's panel begins in Hall age the big hall. It's the tron legacy panel. I don't know why you would be plugging other competing panel You know because it's shit about tron legacy. This is red versus blue. This is unseen Reversed this is Gus and Jeff how is it for tron has like blue and maybe yellow versus blue? Yeah, we got red versus blue baby. What the, I don't know, I'm gonna remember.
Starting point is 00:09:31 How long is our pedal? I might put a gust cut out in the panel so I can go to the Tron legacy while I'm asking. Y'all are from 11 to 12 and yeah. I hope that's long enough. 25 ABC. Gus and I have a lot to say. Yeah, I can talk forever.
Starting point is 00:09:43 I can talk for an hour a week. Maybe an hour and an hour and an hour and 15 minutes on Wednesdays. Oh, Talk on Thursday. You're not gonna have to do a podcast out there next week too. We do have to do podcast right at hotel podcasts. Yeah, we'll hotel podcasts Yeah, you did a podcast out there last year. Yeah, you know what that means. We're gonna get fucking drunk. We have to have the drunkest podcast ever next week. It's a it's our Responsibility. I think so. It's our civic duty. Yeah, there you go So we'll figure that out too. Well, let's do a podcast from the strip club I don't know that's I don't know if we can do that. You know what I was special guest come in on that one You know what I'm excited about Gus was that a couple weeks ago and this is gonna seem like it to me It was just yesterday because it's the last thing I did in the office with you
Starting point is 00:10:21 But for you it was like a month ago You and I sat down and found the 10 best dive bars in San Diego and decided we were going to go to everything. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah, still fresh in my mind. I'm looking forward to that. That's cool. That's our to-do list. Get drunk, podcast, sell some shit, dive bars. Yeah, we, uh, we're gonna have the new box set at Comic Con. We'll be in booth 1437. I don't think I said that yet. The new box set being the new remastered Blood Gold Box set. Right. Which looks fantastic. That's exciting. So yay. And we got to sell that shit. I think that's all the plugin of Comic Con. I have on my schedule. I bet you're that we have a RVTO and packs. We'll start plugging those
Starting point is 00:11:00 next week. Do you know who's going to RVTOT? No. OK. I think. Are you going? No. I think Bernie and Matt, I want to say. I don't know for sure. I'll have to look. I had talked about going, but dude, I can't handle five trips since five weeks. That's where I'm going down.
Starting point is 00:11:17 If you need to send me, I'll go, I guess. Yeah, that's not going to happen. I don't want to see you. Go ahead. Be serious. OK, according to the RBBT, it was so much nicer when Jeff has gone and brought in. I didn't say like he the C.U. He's going to be serious. Okay, according to the RBBC, he was so much nicer when Jeff was gone and brought in. I didn't say like, he does this to impress you,
Starting point is 00:11:30 I think is what it is. This like, he shows his dominance. I have to have to make it feel better. I have to have one friend, that's all I can handle. No, Gus lives to make me laugh and I live to make Gus laugh. According to the RBBC, a website, it's Bernie, Matt, Joel, and Monty, which doesn't seem right.
Starting point is 00:11:43 I don't think it's gonna be that many people. Yeah, that's a lot of people to go to Tia. Yeah, we'll see. So what I miss in the office, everyone's working on DVD stuff. Yeah, dude, I got, I got, I did one of those things that Bernie loves to do where I had like a 19 hour flight to get home, right? And I flew in my plane land at like 10, 45 last night
Starting point is 00:12:02 and I took a cab from the airport to my house, got in my car and came to work to record audio. To knock out the final griff lines. And everybody's here, busing the ass, plugging away. Not me. Not you. Not Jack. Not Joel. But the, you know, the core working office was here. Plugging away. I were going to achieve my 100 assholes. Spirits were high, everybody seemed happy. the deep when it's DVD timejack everybody works Speaking of which we speak of achievement hunter we lost that briefly over the weekend And we that was fun. That was awesome. Yeah, so what happened there exactly? Can you talk about that because I woke up and I the romantic emails my favorite thing about that whole deal Gavin
Starting point is 00:12:37 And I laugh about a day is that you wanted to make a front page post on a Cheap mother's family people why they couldn't get to the site I didn't even bother applying to that email. I was like, I didn't even gather that. We laughed about that the rest of the trip. I obviously wasn't talking about Rooster Teeth. When I used to work, I teed that old company before Rooster Teeth. One time the email server went down, and one of the guys in the finance department got angry with me asking why I didn't send an email out, notifying everyone that the email server was down. Oh man. It was like what the fuck is wrong with you?
Starting point is 00:13:07 You really I did you didn't get it? Oh I guess the server was down. I'll think what happened Jack my dots are account is super old it's like dots are is the company by domains through. It's a company by domains through yes and so my dots are kind of super old. And I set it up back in the Drunk Amers phase. And so like all those old domains run through that one. And I guess my old Drunk Amers email address was my contact email for a treatment hunter and everything on dots. And I didn't know that that email address didn't work anymore
Starting point is 00:13:40 because we still own the domain. And regardless, I didn't know that it was Drunk Amers. I thought I would have changed over red versus blue years ago. And regardless, I didn't know that it was drunk gamers. I thought I would have changed over to Red vs Blue years ago. And I guess I just hadn't. So it had been sending, and then of course I had to set for auto-renew, but the credit card had expired. And so it was sending the cancellation notices to non-existent email address. And so we just didn't know about it. And so it was down for a total of about five hours. And then Gus texted. And then then I called Batser and the guy was like, yeah, nothing to worry about. You have like a 35 day grace period anyway. That's good. So we were fun. So
Starting point is 00:14:12 some other site actually bought our domain for for that five hours, right? No, that is such a minute. I keep hearing that a lot. Everybody here seems to think that Sido bought our domain. I didn't think that. They don't. They contract through Dotster when a domain expires, Dotster has them advertised on the domain, so that when the domain expires, you can buy it if you want it. But there's like I said, there's a 35 day grace period. Cedo never owned our domain and never left Dotster's hand.
Starting point is 00:14:40 It's basically a page where they show ads to make a little bit of money and then they have like a link so you can get on the reservation system, in line to buy the domain if you want to okay when it does lapse absolutely So we still had like 33 days to go before we would have been in any trouble So that you know what that means what's that that means a two-year-old We launched it at Comic-Con two years ago. So yeah, it's coming up like next week We'll probably be like the two-year anniversary of achievement hunter. Yeah, that's the 28th, I believe actually a fragger mentioned that And he said we should have like a community played it. We should do like like he mentioned burnout paradise That's a great idea. That was our first video. Yeah, why we do burnout paradise community play it. Yeah, there. I still love that game official stamp
Starting point is 00:15:21 There you go. You can get that on games on a man, right? Yeah, it's like 20 bucks. Yeah, there you go Do you have your copy? Do you have a original copy? I never owned it. Yeah, mine got stolen. Hey, you have my copy of The orange box Jeff. Can I get that back? Oh, man really? Yeah Well, my cooking orange box back. Why do you want that back? It gets old I'm between games right now. I want to go back and play the original portal all the portal to videos have me thinking about it I may have it here in the office actually. Oh, okay. Cool. I would have just taken advantage of that Yeah, I know to look it around. I don't see it, but I think it might be here I noticed that this time when you left town you didn't have me to carry your cats
Starting point is 00:16:01 Well, I would have but it was for such a long time, two weeks. I don't like to inconvenience my friends if it all possible. And, uh, oh, no, no, I would have been nowhere convenient at all. Well, here's the thing, you would have also had to take care of the chickens. And so I would be asking you to take care of seven pets, which just seemed excessive.
Starting point is 00:16:16 So we paid some lady. It's funny. We thought about trying to find out who that lady was and getting her to take a naked picture on your chair. Just like I did. Dude, you totally should have done that. We had no idea who it was. Or just get her to take a naked picture on your chair? Just like I did dude you totally should have done that We had no idea who it was or just get it a light. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that would have been easy But I know these people
Starting point is 00:16:33 Just take a picture look away for five minutes my wife and I're gonna have sex right here Don't pay no attention to us for the time you come back in for feeding the chickens will be done What are you looking at over there Jack? This Britney Spears cover that was Photoshop. Have you heard about this thing? Nope. It was, I think it's Cosmo. Let me see here. Read a lot of Cosmo do you?
Starting point is 00:16:54 No, I was reading this on Farc actually. Yeah, look at, look how bad this cover is. It's a new Britney Spears cover. Great podcast talks all the visual. I see. He's gonna Brought it up. I just I just see a picture of a girl I want to have sex with I don't understand the problem really what the body or the face because they're too completely different photos what face Well played sir
Starting point is 00:17:15 All right, so there you go. It's the Photoshop disaster Gus. Would you like to see as well sure? Why not I guess I'll put it in the enhanced podcast How shocking we bad is that Is it bad really I Really? I can't tell. Look at the shadow of her neck. It looks like literally the face is floating above her. Can I ask you a question? If you're looking at a sexy picture of Britney Spears and you're looking at the shadow of her neck, I don't think the Photoshop is bad. I think you're bad. That's the problem. I don't think that is Britney Spears. I think that body is someone else and it just happens to have Britney Spears face. Who cares? I think that body is someone else and it just happens to have Britney Spears face Priorities did I've seen way worse way worse for shops on on magazine covers that one. Yeah, it's Photoshop But every fucking magazine covers Photoshop absolutely
Starting point is 00:17:56 Sometimes I bet they don't even use Photoshop. They might use other programs And as pains this is that thing's gimp up They just got pixel-mated Did you watch any World Cup while you were over in in in Europe or the UK? I watched Yeah, I watched the Germany Argentina game and then I watched Spain Netherlands Final yeah, what's the final you didn't help us break the record here in the US apparently the
Starting point is 00:18:25 That final was the most watch soccer game ever in the US. How many people watched it? 24.3 million people, dude, that's not enough Apparently Austin was the number seven largest market. Oh, that's awesome. Let me see if I can let me see if I can guess the number one largest market You're not gonna guess New Mexico Cities dude cities New Mexico, California. It's going to be something I wouldn't guess. Miami.
Starting point is 00:18:50 Yeah, it's, um, Miami is up there, but San Francisco is number one. Really? Huh. Interesting. San Francisco, San Diego, New York, Miami. Oh, I almost picked San Diego. It's not a bitch. Apparently, that was the most viewed soccer game in the US ever and the second most was the US Ghana game You know what else got a lot of views the simulation World Cup soccer videos that you guys did while I was out of town. Yeah, I'm a little brain Those went over pretty well 1.3 million views in counting. Congratulations guys. Thanks. We had my favorite was the Uruguay It was Uruguay Germany. I think where one of the Uruguay My favorite was the Uruguay. It was Uruguay, Germany, I think, where one of the Uruguay
Starting point is 00:19:27 subs scored an own goal. And it was like it was a sub. Like he didn't start the game. He subbed in. And in the real game, the same guy got subbed in. Yeah, then are you? There's a bunch of YouTube comments we have for that video. They're like, oh my god, you just went into the real game. I love that like somebody was watching the game and like thought I have to stop watching the game. I'm not a log on the YouTube to post Compa I Like when they put him in I was like oh my god, please score goal dude. I
Starting point is 00:19:52 Tried to watch both games at pubs in London and we ended up having to watch it We had little private viewing parties in our hotel room because like I went to a pub on on Finals day and they had like people had reserved parts of the bar to sit in like months in advance and there was like a general seating area that you could try to get in and it was like five hours before the game and people were like camp out already. Was there like just no point?
Starting point is 00:20:18 It's like a 17 drink minimum. I don't know if they're there. 17 drink minimum in London would be like $4,000. Yeah. It's a 17 drink minimum to get in. It's a 25 drink minimum to look at the TV. It was fucking crazy. Like World Cup's a big deal over there. Yeah, they probably reserved it once in advance
Starting point is 00:20:33 when they thought England might be playing. Yeah, in the end. And plus nobody in London is actually from England. I guess that's true. It was pretty crazy. How expensive was the UK? It was brutal. Really?
Starting point is 00:20:44 Brutal. But absolutely terrifyingly expensive dude. Breakfast. How expensive was was the UK? It was brutal really brutal But absolutely terrifyingly expensive dude breakfast Gavin Griffin Million I and Millie does not eat a lot couldn't get out of any breakfast for less than like I'm gonna guess 45 bucks. She's yeah, you know like eggs and toast or yeah, wow Yeah, it's like two eggs and toast would be like eight pounds. Which is like $60, right? Well, like 14. Yeah. Sure about one of your chickens with it.
Starting point is 00:21:11 And then, yeah, no kidding. And then it's like, oh, you want orange juice? Oh, okay. Well, that's gonna be nine pounds. What was it good food or was it just like? No, no, no, it's all all terrible. So it was like, like, I had I had three good meals in The course of the two weeks. I was there one was a tomato and basil soup in Edinburgh
Starting point is 00:21:30 Which is how do you fuck that up and the other two meals were Indian food? I know we're both tremendous, but like everything else all the pub food was just terrible really yeah, huh? Just bad for you. How's the beer? It was all the same beer you get in America Pretty much I drink a lot of dookers. That's a second Scotland. That's a hilarious name for a beer. Dookers? I want to drink that right now. It's just fun to say. Is that like the lone star of Scotland? I don't know. It's just the like it's the beer I could pronounce there. The burning I learned from trial and error last time over there.
Starting point is 00:22:02 I know a lot of Stella. Stella is really big over there. Yeah. Yeah. You have loves to Stella. He does love to Stella. Well, that's awesome. Dukers. I mean, that's the thing that's my new favorite name for a beer.
Starting point is 00:22:13 Yeah. Yeah. It's also, it's like not spelled that way at all. Oh, really? Like, Bernie and I kept ordering do shares or do shares or do shares. Do shares. And people would be like, I haven't what the fuck are you talking about. Oh, it's fucking funny.
Starting point is 00:22:23 That's what he's pointing that one. And then like on the last day, the last time we went to Scotland, we learned it was dukers. So this time I was prepared. I was thinking about it on the plane. I was like, remember dukers. That's like when you're painting it, and you head over and over when you go up to the bar.
Starting point is 00:22:35 Pretty much, yeah. Hey, did you see that red box that started renting video games? I did not see that, but that is awesome. It's, I guess it's still like in certain test markets, but the grocery store, the HEV buyer house, has two dollar video games that Redbox. Are you serious? How long can you win them for?
Starting point is 00:22:53 I don't know. It's probably $2 a day if it's Redbox. Like, and they're movies are a dollar a day. Yeah, I didn't realize it was like a test market thing. I was walking out the grocery store a couple of weeks ago. I looked over and it has like a sign on it. Like, video games, $2. I was like, oh, that's cool cool. Dude that's really great. Apparently
Starting point is 00:23:07 they're Austin, Texas is one of the the test markets they've rolled it out into. That's right, motherfucker's. Hey. That's how we roll. David I'm gonna try that. I want to try that today. Yeah I wonder if they wonder if they have like new release games or if it's like an old back catalog or how that works. You can reserve stuff on redbox.com like you can go and I'll show you which bot like which machines have what movies and stuff I don't know if that's true with games, but oh warb gonna find out now. Aren't we I guess we are? It's fucking on hey while you're looking that up. Can you answer a question for me? Do you know when ESPN goes live on Xbox live or Xbox live right there? No, I don't think they said a date for it
Starting point is 00:23:41 Oh man and apparently the website will as you find a movie or find a red box. Well, you can't think they set a date for it. Oh, man. And apparently the website will allow you to find a movie or find a red box. Well, you can't find a game. You can specifically, in their find a red box, you can specify that you only want to look for ones at McDonald's. Oh, man, that's another thing. Everybody, I guess all the pub food and every other restaurant food is bad in the UK, because they only eat Burger
Starting point is 00:24:02 Kingdom McDonald's. Really? Yeah. Like everybody, every time you turn around, there's people like just walking on the street eating big Macs. Yeah, America. It's just crazy. We did it.
Starting point is 00:24:12 Hey, to America, but they love our shitty hamburgers. We exported all of our worst food to them, and they eat it up like crazy. I was looking at the movies available at that red box, you know, the one by our house. And that reminded me me the other day on Netflix I got Alice in Wonderland and I watched either you see Alice in Wonderland the Johnny definitely right I did not I did not I finally saw it I was as a kid I did not like it and I did not
Starting point is 00:24:35 remember that movie doing well in the box on it did great dude it did fucking phenomenal it beat it's the number five all-time world wide grossgrossing movie yeah it did it you didn't know right it's number it made over a billion dollars dude I'll tell you something better than that I'm asking I guess I don't know it broke avatars record in the iMacs Jesus Christ it did better than avatar and iMacs that's whole it made like I'm gonna guess I'm not I'm not I'm not sure certain about this but guess correct me from wrong I'm gonna guess it made 340 million US uh 334 god damn I was within six, within 6 million. That's awesome. Pretty good. In 687, 4 and. Yeah, that movie did tremendously. Well, it's by far as biggest movie ever.
Starting point is 00:25:11 So there's Johnny Depp, like one of the, he's got to be in the top five highest-grossing star. Okay, it's awesome that you set that because, like looking here at the all-time world wide list, the movies, okay, like I said, also won drums number five. Number one, Avatar. Yeah. Number two, Titanic. Number three, Lord of the Rings, Return of the King. Number four, Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead Man's Chest.
Starting point is 00:25:31 Number five, Alice in Wonderland. Number eight, Pirates of the Caribbean, it whirls in. So he's got like three out of the top 10. I bet I can name four of the top five pirates crossing in Actors of all time. I don't know how to look that up, but I bet you can. You can do it on box, box, box, box, number one and two are Tom Hanks and Eddie Murphy by far.
Starting point is 00:25:50 And then I'm gonna bet Harrison Ford, Johnny Depp, and Robin Williams round out the top five. I'm trying to look it up. Huh, so if I'm for me for a bit. Yeah, no problem. I guess what makes sense, some of these older guys have been around for a while, but I mean, movies weren't making,
Starting point is 00:26:04 you know, over $250 million guys have been around for a while. But I mean, movies weren't making over $250 million until it seems like recently. So it's all about trilogy, dude. Yeah. Johnny Depp has the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy. Yeah. But he was in in your top five. Yeah, he was. Oh, wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:26:17 Sorry, he used to Tom Hanks and Eddie Murphy are one and two. And I think Tom Hanks probably is ahead of Eddie Murphy because of Toy Story 3 doing so much better than Shrek. Yeah, but I could be wrong about that. I can't find it, but I did you say Orlando Bloom? I didn't say Orlando Bloom. Because he was in the Lord of the Rings trilogy and Pirates of the Canyon. And he had Black Hawk Down, but I don't think he's up there. Hold on, I can find it for you.
Starting point is 00:26:36 Yeah, you should look because I can't seem to find it. But I like that I just offered Jeff my laptop so he gets it as chair instead. He's crawling over Gus. He gets it at a computer. Oh, that's right now. Yeah, his computer is on now because you fixed it. You pulled the rat out of it. You found it. You think you found it. Number one, Tom Hanks, number two Eddie Murphy. Look at you. Number three Harrison Ford, number four Robin Williams, number five Tom Cruise. Ah, fucking Tom Cruise. Where's Johnny Depp? Johnny Depp is number 11. I forgot about Tom Cruise. Wow. He's behind Will Smith who's at number 10. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:27:08 Will Smith's part is pretty high. Cameron Diaz, I guess, is the highest grossing actress. She's number nine. Yeah, she said she's done pretty well for herself. Hey, did that movie Orlando Bloom is 16 night and day come out? Yeah, I did not do well. Oh really? Did anybody see it? No, no. So predators. How'd you like it? Not so much. I did trailers did not do it. I've heard a lot of really positive things about it. Yeah, like I the all the side characters like Walton Goggins is awesome. That is great and everything. He's by far the best part of that movie. And you know, he's just like a like a B character. He's like the new Bill Pullman. Yeah, you know, aliens kind of. Yeah, he's just the new bill pullman yeah aliens kind of yeah he's just fucking funny but uh... he's really really funny in predators and i don't know like i just i couldn't buy a dream brodie is the badass and like he does that the batman voice you know
Starting point is 00:27:52 we got to get out of here and it is that gets on my nerves man i can't stand it all men speaking of movies on the way back i saw one of the worst movies ever on the plane which one oh my god it was worse than you could possibly imagine. Was a cop out. Oh, really? Oh my god, it was so bad.
Starting point is 00:28:12 I tried to watch it, and I had to turn it off. And it was a nine hour flight back. And they do that thing where they show you like five movies and they turn it, and then they like, we stuck the tape, and then there's like, so it was on four times in the rotation. And so I would like, I watched date night twice. So I was like, it's anything to not have to watch that.
Starting point is 00:28:28 And then like, I'd already seen Reddit 2E a thousand times, so I wasn't gonna watch that. And so I tried to watch it, I got about 10 minutes in and I turned it off. And then I tried a second time, got about 20 minutes in and turned it off. And then I didn't watch anything the third time. I was just like, I'm not gonna do it.
Starting point is 00:28:40 So the fourth time that came on, I was like, I got to watch it, so I got nothing else to do. And I would manage to sit through the whole thing and it was just a trove What was that movie when we when you and I flew to Australia years ago? There was a movie that came on that was so bad that we both just turned it off We both preferred to sit in the dark staring at the in V seat behind us We wanted to like it because it was jack black and been stiller It was that movie where Ben stiller creates the spray that vaporizes poop right
Starting point is 00:29:06 Vapoo riser. Yeah, and like I think Christopher walkin was in the movie. Yeah, yeah It was so bad that we just turned it off and sat in the dark staring at nothing. It was cop that was worse than that Wow, it was so bad, dude So terrible the first movie I ever saw on an airplane was years ago I was shit product 13 years ago first movie I ever saw an airplane was gone fishing Joe Pesci That's one of two movies I walked out of that movie was fucking terrible I think the first movie I ever saw an airplane I feel like I have this memory I could be totally full shit but I feel like I when I was a kid I flew from Florida to Oregon and I saw on golden pond
Starting point is 00:29:49 Which is not the most exciting film to watch especially your kid. Yeah By the way, you know what sucks about fucking out here a side the fact that just out here sucks When you when you check in when you fly in international then he goes through security again Yeah, I had two and a half hours to get after I landed to get back through and I almost We almost didn't make it. That's crazy. I hate that place. At least you were back in the States though You could have fun another flight. Yeah, but it was like 8 30 at night I don't think there was any more flash to Austin We had to spend the night and Bernie was waiting on me to do lines and I just didn't want to I mean at that point
Starting point is 00:30:20 We'd already been traveling for like 14 hours because fucking Gavin insisted that I get to the airport at least three hours early to Heathrow. And so we ended up getting there because of like just the way it worked out. We ended up getting the four hours early. Took us about 15 minutes to get through security. In his defense, I would have expected to take like three hours. It was just like walked straight through. It was nothing. It took longer to walk from the Heathrow Express to the terminal.
Starting point is 00:30:42 Heathrow Express is like the above ground train. Then it did to go through security. Which is sort of empty. It's so weird. Nothing to it. I would have expected to be packed. That airport can be terrible. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:54 Well, every time I've been a gout like before and gout was atrocious. Like Bernie and I missed, had like a three hour layover and missed it because of security. Oh, yeah, that was also right after that. That she's scared. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:06 So I could understand that. Still, it was easy, easy peasy. Don't listen to anybody says about Heathrow. There's nothing to it. Take it from me. Show up 15 minutes before you fly. You'll make it snow no big deal. I don't know if you were in town when I saw this,
Starting point is 00:31:19 but I saw a story that Microsoft patented a technology that'll allow you to put batteries into an electronic device and whatever orientation you want. Oh, really? So you don't have to worry about like putting in positive and negative and I'll let you just put your batteries in and it works. Can I just give a question? What's up? Is there really a need for that? Is that like a hard thing?
Starting point is 00:31:36 Are people like, oh, fuck, I got replaced with batteries. Oh, damn it. Which is the upseason, which is downseason. Hey, well, every time. This is the future, man. This is convenience brought to you. I guess you don't have to worry about it anymore Especially these fucking wireless mice that everyone here has that are so stupid They have to replace the batteries and I'm constantly this for you Jack. It's convenience like constantly I've replaced batteries I think twice and the six months I've had that thing twice and six months a lot
Starting point is 00:32:02 I have never replaced the batteries in my mouth You know why it's got a fucking cord. Yeah, I got no problem the cords did I hate wireless mice. Sorry. It's it's nothing It's huge. I just why this mice. That's the what is the name of that mouse? That's the Apple mighty mouse mighty mouse Then they have to rename it because of the cartoon character or is it still called mighty mouse? I'll check Okay, this is the fact checking portion of the podcast. Stick with me. I also saw you were out of town for this at the time, Jeff, but I guess there's a trailer for an upcoming gamer documentary called The Hacks Life.
Starting point is 00:32:38 It's the Magic Mouse, by the way. Magic Mouse. Where they talk to a bunch of Korean gamers who play Starcraft and they give demonstrations of how many actions per minute they can do oh Really what's that I don't know I don't know if you can see it there But these these examples of people doing 300 actions per minute in Starcraft Moving and like all the stuff going on on the screen at the same time That's that's ridiculous like his hand is constantly moving dude. That's crazy This is like like in a in a movie about it like a video game player. This is what they would show
Starting point is 00:33:10 You know like like the fake guy doing something. Yeah, I would look at him be like that's so fake That's no way that that would actually happen you and I we have no chance like I looked at that I thought I bet I can do five actions a minute I'll show that guy that'll be five good actions though I'll show that guy. That'll be five good actions though. That's nuts. Oh, this shit out of that farm. Oh, by the way, if anybody was wondering, I now know officially where the busiest spot on the planet is. Where is that?
Starting point is 00:33:33 That is the Apple Store. It's the Apple Store in London. Really? Yeah, we walked in there. There must have been a thousand people in that store. Did you see the pictures of the opening of the Apple Store in Shanghai? Yeah, Shanghai. No.
Starting point is 00:33:45 That was fucking crazy. Yeah, it's pretty nuts. It looks like sort of like the Fifth Avenue store where it's underground, but they have like a glass, you know, in Fifth Avenue, New York, it's the glass, yeah, what a cube. And Shanghai, it's like a column of glass. But I think it's very similar.
Starting point is 00:34:02 There's like an elevator in the front, like the floating Apple logo and stuff, but the photos are pretty ridiculous. I don't know why. What do you think draws people to those kind of stuff? Well, I think it's the fact that there's over a billion people in that country and they're opening an apple, so they probably all came to see that opening. Dude, when I was there, this was just like Sunday morning and there were people, they were like lines like 50 people deep of people getting their iPads that they had pre-ordered. Still to this day.
Starting point is 00:34:30 Wow, dude, that's crazy. I just showed you have the picture of everyone at the Shanghai store, like look at that. The people we need to get into a store. Those people are like, I made this fucking computer, I can't find they wanna buy one. If I work for 10 years building this computer, I can buy a part for it. I can buy a magic mouse.
Starting point is 00:34:48 Oh, speaking of Apple products, you're getting your iPhone 4 soon, right? I bought it this morning. It'll ship in 7 to 14 days. It means it'll probably come while I'm at Comcom. And then you need to just copy desk. Do they have those at Apple stores yet? Like, could you have walked in and bought one? One on iPhone 4? Yeah. No, no no no no I
Starting point is 00:35:05 guess that consumer reports review isn't hurting them at all you you still can't buy a fucking iPad in stores yeah I guess that's true well that was that I read right before right before I went into town I read that they sell on average an iPad every three seconds yes which is just nuts and that's you know with a with a supply chain. Imagine if they had enough to satisfy demand. You buy the one over two seconds. Fuck it. When everyone in a half? Less like it's crazy.
Starting point is 00:35:31 Yeah, I don't know if you saw it also, but I guess Consumer Reports had a review of the iPhone 4 where they talked about potential antenna issues with it. Oh, really? And they said they could not recommend people buy the iPhone 4 based on their study. Then of course, you know, people go around and around about this. Then of course this other radio engineer comes out and says the Consumer Reports testing slot and they should have done it a different way and you really can't measure signal loss the way they did.
Starting point is 00:35:57 But even though they couldn't recommend it, it was still their number one smartphone. They had listed on their site. So I don't know, I don't get it. Okay. Did anyone you guys buy one yet? No. Okay, I got a Weasel January. And you're gonna wait to guess. Yeah, how wait for the next? I'm fine with my 3GS. Maybe it's five. Yeah. That's like like like Jack, Jack and I talked about it. I don't know if you listen to the podcast, but I want a phone with more than 32 gigabytes. Like if the iPhone 4 had 64, I would get it. See, that doesn't bother me at all. I bought the 16 gig because I have an I a 3G with 8 gigs and I have 4 gigs free Mm-hmm, so I just don't fill them up so I've 16 gigs more than enough for me I was actually wishing I could get a cheaper 8 gig version of the iPhone 4
Starting point is 00:36:38 Because I just don't need the space right with all this picks for me. Yeah Well, you're also gonna be doing HD video once the iPhone 4 comes out. Yeah, that's true. In theory, I'll be doing that. You know, when they announced that it was it would shoot HD video, I was concerned that it would kill off the flip. But based on like Brandon has an iPhone 4, based on the video I've seen from it, I think flip has much better video. You know, I read somewhere that flip has like a ridiculous percentage of that market. And that they're like, I didn't even realize how established they were already, but they have like something like 40 or 50% of the like the handheld HD market. I believe it. I
Starting point is 00:37:15 mean, I have one. I have two. Yeah. There you go. Oh, you should take yours and I should take mine to a Comic Con. Yeah. It's in my backpack already. So I wonder if we could cut something together. Maybe I'll do some video, not a video podcast, maybe when we come back, maybe a little like video compilation stuff. Sure, we can do that. Yeah. No promises. Hey, did you know about this, uh, this All Star trophy or a trove achievement you could only have gotten yesterday on MLB 2K 10? Yeah, I heard about it. Well, I know. Apparently's a an achievement for playing the all-star game on the day of the all-star game There's like like it's like they schedule games and you can play like whatever game is playing that day So you had to play the all-star game on all-star day and I guess the only day you could have gotten that achievement was yesterday
Starting point is 00:37:57 What about next year? Apparently you can wait till next year to do it again. Can you unplug your Xbox from Xbox Live Set your date to be the day of the all-star game, and then play the All-Star game to get the achievement? That's a good question. If anyone out there has MLB2K10 and didn't get the achievement yesterday, you should give it a shot. I'm gonna guess that's a no. Why not? Because I bet it's like online, they have like online challenges and you go online and it's like today's challenge game is the All- Game. That probably is true. And so you probably can't get to that game unless you're online. Okay, well there you go.
Starting point is 00:38:28 So it's 40 game or score. I tried to help you cheat the system, but... I mean, that might still work, but I'm guessing. I've seen that kind of thing before. Like some games come out with community play day and they have like two community play days a year and people try to do that and it doesn't work. But just me and fuck it, that's stupid.
Starting point is 00:38:42 It's a stupid achievement to have, but you know, you can wait 364 days Yes, who won the also game? I didn't even see it And the top of the night a national league was winning three to one. Okay. This is dangerously close to sports talk No, we don't we we don't give a fuck we're talking about sports. Whatever. Okay, fuck it So no, I don't know You were out of town got a lot of stuff talking about since you were out of town Bloomberg released a report saying that Xbox Live sales probably topped a billion dollars
Starting point is 00:39:07 in the last two years. No more. Really? Yeah. That's awesome. And also for the first time that digital sales exceeded the amount of revenue generated by subscriptions. So that's games, media and subscriptions?
Starting point is 00:39:21 Right. They broke it down saying, oh, fuck, I haven't seen the number here anymore, but they broke it down into revenue from subscriptions and revenue from digital sales. And the digital sales had just etched out subscriptions. So it was like 500 million or 5.5 million versus 650 or something like that. I would love to see what PSN's yearly total is. In the same period. I can tell you what their subscription is. Well, they have that PlayStation Plus that's coming out, right out right yeah, you're gonna be able to pay for and you get like free demos and stuff Is that right? Yeah, we get one free like PlayStation Network game I was like their Xbox Live arcade games you get one free a month and I guess it rotates out and then oh
Starting point is 00:40:01 So you don't get to pick the game. No, well still they're offering 12 free games a year then for the service. Yeah but the thing is if I'm not sure how it works it's something like or maybe you get it and you can keep it or something but as soon as you let your account expire all those games go away and you can't get them back. Like so like say for example you were playing like you had the PS or PS plus or whatever and you you know You downloaded pain and like it was one of the free games and you played it had all your saves on it and everything like that And then you forget to renew your subscription and pain goes away completely. You don't lose your trophies and stuff I guess not I don't know. Isn't that kind of like not to defend Sony here
Starting point is 00:40:41 But isn't that kind of like what like Napster and Zune do with their subscription models too? Or you pay like $10 a month and you have access to like 12 million songs and then as soon as you let your subscription lapse you lose all that. Yeah, I guess so. I guess not something I would be interested in. I'm gonna buy a game and have it forever. Yeah, yeah. But, I'm sure it works for some Sony fans.
Starting point is 00:41:02 I think they also said for a while that you were going to need PlayStation Plus to use Hulu Plus on the PS3, but then they took that back and said you didn't need PlayStation Plus for Hulu Plus. You know, I'm actually kind of excited about that. That's kind of what they said around the reason that Hulu Plus is not coming out on the Xbox 360 until early next year because they want it to be a more immersive, experience. Right. So I'm interested to see how that turns out. Yeah. I mean, I'll, I'm buying all these at my PlayStation for now. Can I buy a subscription to Hulu Plus and have a work on my iPhone, my iPad, and my Xbox Live? Ah, it's an excellent question. We don't know that yet.
Starting point is 00:41:37 I said the exact same thing. I said if I could do that, then I would get it. Yeah, absolutely. But I don't want to have to pick. And it's not even out yet. Which I would I would think that would work because like my Netflix subscription works on my route to and my Xbox and my computer and multiple Xboxes. So. So Gus, do you have anything to say about this Blizzard real ID deal that fell through? God, that would have so fucking funny. Yeah. You hear about this, yeah? Yeah, that they were going to change everybody's username to be the real name.'s form name was gonna go from their their handle to their actual name So great would it be retroactive? No, I don't think so. Oh, fuck it, dude
Starting point is 00:42:14 Don't say it's time for the internet. It's not being so anonymous. Yeah, I wish I wish they had done it Yeah, I think I think a little bit awesome to they decided not to oh well, I don't know We sort of we exist in a weird space because we're, you know, our real names are known on the internet. And we're known by our real names on the internet. Yeah, but that's also a double-edged sword. If I go and I post in the Blizzard forum with my real name, then people can look up all of my characters. Yeah, I guess so. You know, it's so whatever.
Starting point is 00:42:39 But how often do you post in the Blizzard forum? Never. See, that's the fucking point. I would, yeah. I read them all the time, never. See, that's the fucking point. Why would you? Yeah. I read them all the time, but I'm not gonna fucking post. I take it back, post it every now and then, but it's always stupid bullshit. Yeah, but so Blizzard eventually caved and they said,
Starting point is 00:42:52 okay, we won't do that. But apparently a bunch of people who emailed the ESRB about privacy concerns, they wrote them saying, hey, Blizzard, you know, like, or Blizzard's doing this, we think you should stop them or whatever. Apparently the ESRB mass mailed everyone back who were smaller, who asked them about that. Oh, and included all their emails.
Starting point is 00:43:09 And put their names all in the two fields, instead of the BCC fields. So everyone who emailed them out privacy concerns had their email released. Let's talk about that. That's pretty great. How many emails was it? Let's see here, over 1,000.
Starting point is 00:43:21 Nice. Or around 1,000, excuse me. Hey, can you answer me a question guys I am I'm suffering from extreme jet lag so I slept for about three hours this morning and so I was online kind of halfway to have a sleep and I feel like I read a headline somewhere that said that the FCC has decided to stop finding broadcasters for like like slipping with swear words during survival and stuff. I think what happened was a court, I'm not sure if it was the
Starting point is 00:43:50 Supreme Court, but a court deemed that the FCC rules about that were too vague to be enforceable. So they struck down the FCC clauses about that. So all that will happen is most likely the FCC will rewrite those clauses to be more clear about what is and what isn't findable and punishable and then they'll go by that. Wow, okay. So yeah, for now there is no there is no rule about that. And did also George Steinbrunner die? Yeah, George Steinbrunner died yesterday. Wow.
Starting point is 00:44:17 All right. And a Harvey Picard died too. Oh really? Yeah. When did he die? He died the day before, right? Yeah. Sunday? Sunday or Monday? What did he die of? Undisclosed, but he was 70 so oh man. That's kind of sad when George Dyerbrenner died. I all like it all like I think about was his him on
Starting point is 00:44:35 Signfeld. Oh, yeah, letty David as George Dyerbrenner. And did you know that George Dyerbrenner was actually on Signfeld once? Was he really was the back of his head? No, no, he came out and you could see the front like his face. And he talked to Elaine. I have no memory of it. I had never seen that either, but like I guess someone put together a compilation of all of his Seinfeld appearances because you know because of his death yesterday like a memorial and there was one clip there where you could see him and he talked and everything. It was weird seeing George Steinbrenner trying to be Larry David being George Steinbrenner. That makes sense. Yeah, like he couldn't quite do it as well. It was like seeing George Steinbrenner trying to be Larry David being George Steinbrenner Like that makes sense. Yeah, like he couldn't quite do it as well It was like when Jerry Lewis did that guess voice on the Simpsons trying to be Professor Frank's dad
Starting point is 00:45:12 But Professor Frank was a better Jerry Lewis than Jerry Lewis was. Yeah, yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about Man speaking of Seinfeld, you know how I was talking about how Seinfeld the crazy money that Seinfeld makes and Gavin brought that up when we were in the UK and was mentioning that in the UK still to this day nobody's ever heard of Seinfeld, and it like astounds to him that that show can be so successful and it never made it to the UK, and he always equates it to how popular friends is over there, which I don't get. I turned on the TV one night, friends was on two different channels at the same time. Friends? Friends was really popular here too, you know. It was really popular here too, but it wasn't like, I don't think it was, well I mean
Starting point is 00:45:44 it was, it didn't make as much money as Seinfeld. No. really popular here too But it wasn't like I don't think it was well I mean it was it didn't make as much money as sign felt no and I don't think it's had I don't think it's had the tail that sign felt is had well. I think sign felt Has a distinctly American attitude about it. Yeah, I could see why it wouldn't necessarily work anywhere else I was just surprised that to this day in England on prime time there are two different channels showing two different Friends episodes at the same time. I mean, there's like 20 channels in England on prime time there are two different channels showing two different friends episodes at the same time. I mean, there's like 20 channels in England. I thought that was pretty crazy. Did you, you know, talking about television stuff, did you hear, I guess that there's a
Starting point is 00:46:15 new standard for transmitting video and audio like between electronic devices? I did not know that. Like they, they want to phase out HDMI in favor of a new connection type called HDBaseT. Well, it would be like RJ45. Yeah, essentially it's cat5. Oh, okay. Here I got a little picture of it here. So they would transmit video and audio and everything all over, you know, the Ethernet
Starting point is 00:46:37 cable instead of using HDMI. It could be cool. Yeah, so it's a lot more standardized. When is that happening? Um, I don't know. I think the spec just got approved right now and that it won't go through probably till oh here, 2011. Oh, okay. And let's see here. It says that you you guess it's got it can scale up to like a higher bit rate.
Starting point is 00:46:58 The cable length can be much longer. It can be like a 300 foot cable now, you know, HD mic will do a couple meters. That's about time, dude. I have a need for a 285 foot cable now, you know, HDMI can do a couple meters. That's about time, dude. I have a need for a 285 foot cable. And you can also run, you can also run power over it. Oh, wow. Oh, that's awesome. So you could theoretically, I don't know, plug your TV into the wall, then plug a cat 5 cable from it to your DVD player and have the DVD player be powered and also send all
Starting point is 00:47:22 of its... So should we refrain from buying all electronics until 2011? I't know who knows if it'll even take off so that'll probably be CS this year we'll see you can also daisy chain it that's pretty cool to me huh daisy chaining is cool yeah did you see youtube is now doing 4k yeah crazy man we should put up some 4k shorts or something I said I said that we should we I've never talked about it. We filmed everything in 4K. We should re-export the kiss sequence in a dress rehearsal between Macy and Lindsay in 4K and put that under.
Starting point is 00:47:52 Because there's so few videos. That's what everyone's gonna want to see two girls kissing in 4K. That's right. Or almost kissing. I'll say this one. Is there an outtake? I didn't see.
Starting point is 00:48:00 And then they want to see me in 4K. They almost kissing Jeff. Yeah. I think Brandon was actually trying to export the the new old car video I think that was the only one we had rendered in 4k already right because that's what we did in the Try the alamo test. Yeah, that's a good idea. We should be there first. I bet a lot of motherfuckers don't have 4k ready to go No, not a lot of youtubers. There were only five videos the other day Oh really, what were they? I'd never asked you.
Starting point is 00:48:25 I don't know. There were probably friends of people who work at YouTube. Wasn't Shane Dawson. There was one. It was like a guy surfing or something like that. Yeah, that's the one I saw. Yeah. There was a, yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:48:36 I was a friend, had a video in 4K. Were you around for the, or have you caught the double rainbow guy yet? Dude, dude. That is, that's everywhere. Oh, it is, okay, good. I'm glad you made it to Europe. Oh, yeah, big time.
Starting point is 00:48:49 And the best part of that was the auto tune the news version of the double rainbow song. I think I like the Turkey's video, almost better than I like the double rainbow video. I like the song, I've only seen the one song. That was the auto tune the news one. Where they had the guys at the end, like the four people at the end singing. That was Was that that was Auditina News? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:06 Man that was a great video. That was better than the actual video. Yeah that's that song stuck in my head for days. My kid sings it. Yeah she's addicted to it. She was singing another plane yesterday. Yeah. Yeah. Was guys are really talented. I hope I can someday be as excited about something as that guy was about that double rainbow. Griffin and I talked a lot about that guy, and what he must be on. We're guessing, and this is purely based on stuff I've seen on television, not that I would have any first-hand knowledge of any of these materials, but I'm guessing he's on mushrooms.
Starting point is 00:49:36 That would be my guess as well. I can't imagine what else would, I can't imagine that a human being could get that excited about anything without being under some sort of mind altering substance and his his laughter crying hybrid at the end of the video is amazing. Yeah dude. It's Did you see he was on the Jimmy Kimmel show in the audience at one point? I like like months ago before this all hit he was in the Jimmy Kimmel audience with a shirt that said I'm your boyfriend or something like that and like the like Jimmy Kimmel came out of his monologue And he mentioned him in the cut to him and cheer enough. It's that dude
Starting point is 00:50:06 It's what what's his name? Huggy bear Huggy bear or something like that Yeah, you can go through his YouTube channel and see a bunch of videos. Yes. Are they all as wacky as that one He there's one like the one jacks talk about hundred bears. It's hungry bear. I'm not not hugging whatever and he He sees a bunch of turkeys like oh my god. Look at almost turkey like Look at all of turkeys like oh my god look at almost turkey like exactly look at all those turkeys And he's got another exact same thing. He's got another video about a rainbow as well, but it's not a double rainbow God that's so awesome. I also got a video of him cage fighting as well. Is he any good? I think he loses oh Man, I'm having trouble. I just hit me. I got stopped up in England. Uh-oh
Starting point is 00:50:44 All that bad food and so last night I took I took some poop tea It's called dietary tea made out of poop, but it makes you it loosened you up and it just hit me all at once I hope I can make it through the podcast. You're now that you're back in American toilets. You can do it. Oh, man Well, why we can cut it we can cut it short. No, no, I don't want to I don't want America to suffer We just run out to run a microphone into the Did you see I guess that that they they officially charge that soldier with leaking the information of wiki leaks? Oh, what did he leak again? It was the video of the the military helicopter killing people
Starting point is 00:51:24 Including I guess some rotors reporter by accident. Man, I guess all the classified cables. God damn, so they charged them with what, treason? Um, buh buh buh, did the tank, doesn't say what they charged them with. I guess they're doing an article 32 investigation. Oh, okay. What is that?
Starting point is 00:51:46 He's not fucked yet. Well, that's like, he's basically, they'll have to do like, it's like a... They say it's similar to a grand jury hearing. To the fact whether or not it's gonna be court marshals. Yeah, there you go. And then they'll go through that. And then if they determine he should be court marshals,
Starting point is 00:51:59 then he'll go through a court marshal hearing, which would be a whole other thing. And then they'll put him in court. And then they'll put him in court of the military justice. And then they'll put him in 11 worth forever, right? Yeah, then they'll put him... maybe 11 worth, but yeah, who got a show? He'll probably got a show. Have you seen the new Harry Potter trailer?
Starting point is 00:52:15 I saw one right before I left. Is there a new one? There's a new one. Oh, is it good? Yeah. Oh man, it looks good. I really want to see it. I'm super excited about it. When does that movie come out? Thanksgiving.
Starting point is 00:52:24 The first part one of Deathly that movie come out? Thanksgiving. The first part one of Deathly Hallows comes out around Thanksgiving and then the next one comes out next June. I think that's right. Hey, I'm kind of behind on games because I've been out of town. What's coming out? Yesterday was in CWA 2011. Did anybody pick that up?
Starting point is 00:52:43 Yeah, we got it and then we also then also There was another game that came I want to say little league world series 2010 nice did you get that? No, and then today is death spank and Or maybe little league world series 2010 is the next box. I work kid game. I would bet that's our kid Yeah, I would not bet that because wait, little league world series or backyard baseball Little league world. Oh, that might be okay Yeah, that's the death spank. I will that's a hot head game, right? Yeah Yeah, cool. We're gonna be putting out some stuff today with those guys
Starting point is 00:53:17 One of our friends who worked who works over EA hooked us up with some some map stuff. Is it an EA game? Yeah, oh cool Yeah, but we're not publishing it. Yeah cool. That's awesome our dead space hookup. There's a there's map stuff. So is it an EA game? Yeah. Oh cool. Yeah, but we're not publishing it. Yeah. Cool. That's awesome. Our dead space hookup. There's a there's map stuff in it. Yeah, there's there's 30 hidden outhouses throughout the game. So I'll be diving into that today and working on that. Try to knock it out super quick. You're diving into the hidden outhouse. Yes. And then it's disgusting. And then getting back to what is it crack down? Jesus. I'll help you. I promised my time to Bernie and Matt while I was here to help on the DVD. Makes sense. But between, you know, if and when they need me, I'll just help you with death bank. I think it's too late for me to really be helpful on crack down. At this point.
Starting point is 00:53:56 The literally World Series 2010 was an actual release. The other Xbox Live arcade game was Deadliest Warrior, which is the TV show, right? Yeah, it was a discovery show. So I think I mentioned, on Albu this week. I don't know. The past few weeks have gone by so strangely. I've been swamped and cracked down stuff, so I look up and I'm like, oh, wait, other games are coming out.
Starting point is 00:54:15 Are you cracked down? Now, are you done with cracked down that? No, no. I've got, right now I've got, is everything filmed? Yes, but I've still got to cut 125 hidden orb videos 225 hidden orb videos and then put them up on YouTube and then link them to the actual page But the maps themselves are complete like you can go and see the maps and you know compare them to what you're playing So you can use that to get the orbs, but right now you're gonna have the renegade non-line orbs and all that stuff
Starting point is 00:54:40 Yeah, the next thing is gonna be audio logs, which there's like 30 of those. And there was 54. It's some weird number, so 42 or something. Yeah, that was 52. 52. Like I just got my first audio log this morning. Yeah, pretty pretty pretty 52. But yeah, see the thing about those is they're not marked on any map in the game, so you can't tell which ones you have.
Starting point is 00:54:57 So a map for that will actually help out a whole lot. How are you going to show the renegade orbs because they move around? Like they have a starting point that they always start at. Oh really? Yeah, it's just when you get near them. That's when they kind of move. Oh, okay. I didn't realize they have what's at the same starting point.
Starting point is 00:55:09 Yeah, yeah. Once you collect 20, you can actually pop open your achievement progress and I'll show you on the map where where it started at. Oh, that's cool. So we'll use that as our basis to put them in there. That's awesome. I saw a lot of very positive and complimentary emails coming in. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:24 Yeah, it's my sweet. People have been really excited about it. People have been helping out too, because a few the orbs are kind of stacked. So there's like two or on top of each other if you're looking at the map, but it's like, there are actually two there as opposed to just one. So people have been emailing in saying, hey, don't forget that this is actually two.
Starting point is 00:55:36 And I could tell you we're missing this one, but it's actually here and stuff like that. So people have been really cool about it. Oh, that's awesome. So people are helping with your fuckups. Yeah, well, not fuckups, but it's omissions. Sounds like fuck-ups. Omissions sounds like a...
Starting point is 00:55:48 You can't criticize positive things. I've been killing myself on the fucking thing. I can criticize anybody but anything. This is America, baby. I hate you. Did you see that Jedi fan 421 guy put out a season 3 original versus a remastered shop for shop comparison? Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:56:03 Yeah, he did one and two I think before you left Jeff and now he did season three as well. How are they? The remastered looks amazing. Yeah. It's shocking how good this stuff looks. I'll be sure to do the original stuff. I'm sure to put it in the link, don't.
Starting point is 00:56:17 That's awesome. Thank you, that guy. Thank you, Jedi fan. Oh, I guess I got an email from some of the people at RVBCO and they said it went really well. They had a fun time out there. What's that? They're called. They're out of get together. Yeah, there's Colorado get together last weekend and did we? Oh, sweet. Nobody told me how we gone. You were just kidding me.
Starting point is 00:56:36 You're not allowed to go anywhere anymore. Fuck, dude. I wish. I wish you could take a comic-con for me. Okay. What? But you can't. No, no, no. I need you could take a comic-con for me. Okay. What? But you can't. No, no, no. I need Jeff to back me up. You look like you're about to fall asleep right here in your chair. It's been a long, you know.
Starting point is 00:56:52 Well, we should probably wrap this up. We got a lot of DVD stuff. You got to eat some Austin food, man. God, dude, I did this morning. I got up at like seven and went to El Chalido. I don't know if it's tacos. They're fucking delicious. Once you shoot out your poop, we should get some lunch.
Starting point is 00:57:05 Poop shoot. Yeah, what do you want to eat? It's my first time back eating lunch in Austin. It's your call, so you're back. You're choice. Lady's choice. Oh, that's sweet. OK, I can't wait.
Starting point is 00:57:15 Let's get it. We'll figure it out. Anything else we need to plug or talk about? DVD coming out, Comic Con. Do we ever talk about the new shirt? When does our DVD come out? The PSA shirt? I think the only date we have for the DVD so far is September.
Starting point is 00:57:28 So that's still a way out. Yeah, it's because on September. And then, yeah, we've got that PSA shirt. The, what's on it? Is the always the die or something? It's all the metals, the, like, destruction metals. We don't know that Luke made. Yeah, that sort of, that float under my radar.
Starting point is 00:57:41 I was like, oh, shit, that's up for sale. Oh, yeah. It's been selling like gangbusters. We also have red, red That's up for sale. Oh, yeah, it's been selling like gangbusters We also have red or blue and iTunes. Oh, dude. I saw that kid that hit while I was out of town Yeah, that's really fucking cool because it's on like if you go, you know to like the sci-fi pages You know on there they have one of the pictures like next to book of Eli. It's like no really. Oh really It's like a picture of sergeant says red versus blue dude. That's all that's great. That's a pretty good movie I really want to see it like everyone says such good things about it
Starting point is 00:58:05 And I thought about watching it on zoom marketplace the other day, but then I watched it trailer and I was like That's we just look good watch it before it gets spoiled dude me look who this me look who this is worth that movie terrible All right, what terrible so worse part of that movie all right well Joel just walked in but we're back Hey, Joel You guys think you want to say before we cut it Joel? Hey, Joe. You guys think you want to say before we cut it? Joel? No, you guys should talk for just five more minutes.
Starting point is 00:58:27 All right. Well, you got a mic right there if you want to talk. Yeah, there's a mic behind you, Joel. Joel's had a rough week. I don't know if you guys have caught up on anything he's going through. What's going on with you, buddy? You know, it's fine. You have a mic and microphone right behind you.
Starting point is 00:58:41 Is it your other? There you go. Hi. I want to talk about it. Okay, you. There you go. Hi. I want to talk about it. OK, you don't want to do it. Well, fuck. OK, well, we're done.
Starting point is 00:58:52 Yeah, we're done. All right. What do you guys talk about? Just listen to a podcast. It's downloadable. Come out here later today. Yeah, guys tonight, we're in the same shirt today. Holy shit, that's true.
Starting point is 00:59:02 Uh, dude. Twinsies. Oh, Paul. I didn't hear you. Twinsies. Oh, Paul! I didn't hear you. They were on the same menstrual cycle. You guys do get pretty bitchy about once a month. Yeah. Once a month, yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:12 All right. Well, that's it. Gus is on like the marsupial cycle, which is like you have the menstrual cycle like every other day. And I'm on that too, probably. So. All right. Let's go.
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