Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #71

Episode Date: July 21, 2010

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Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. I Put stuff in there The Molejue Here comes the book Welcome to the wrist-gab podcast That was your line he's the only one and let me answer question did I actually say huge tit make out? You must know it's a podcast right? That's like the coolest thing I've ever said a huge tit make out that makes me

like super excited right now for some I'm gonna come up with something new to say vagina penis blowback but giant that's not new work that into a into a theme song please it's not nearly as hot I don't want to hear that in any theme song no no hey so nipple milk cocktail We're out of town this week. We are not in the office. Hey We're on vacation in beautiful San Diego California, where we in San Diego we're in San Diego for San Diego, come on No, you don't sound nearly as excited. I'm not as excited about that part of it. Are you excited about Comic Con? Dude, I'm never excited about Comic Con. Dude, you know what's up. Yeah, I totally know what's up.

You're all... We're gonna be all like, uh, for the next six days or so. Oh god, dude, it's the worst. It's the blursd. So we just flew in earlier today and Your energy levels weigh up by the way. You sound like you're fucking thrilled to be here you sound like you're doing my way of life forms on the thing you know you you're mike picks up way better than my person we've never used the podcast this mic is attuned to sex appeal was

what what a swap with you or something you want to swap swap that sounds great oh you know what the mike's uh...'t know. I can't really do that. Alright, let's switch it up. Hey, what's up over here? Sex appeal on the bottom mic. Now you're all quiet. And look at me. Mr. Wraith Forbes.

Hey, boost my levels, dude. I'm just going to back off from this. Alright, there you go. Hey, so what should we talk about this week? God, I don't even know. Okay our okay, we've got a long day It's been a long day. Let's talk about our day. Our internet doesn't work in a hotel right now So none of my links that want to talk about are accessible. Oh, that sucks. Well, we can talk about our day, right? We started our morning in the office

Working yeah, and then we we probably left there and we're straight to the airport to get on a plane got on a plane and To send you a go sat next to two fucking Cunts that refuse to turn their electronics off through the entire goddamn flight I don't understand I don't understand I look over there and like the bitch was using her iPhone, right? Here's a rifle. We're fucking flying. We're taxiing and I was like that's totally electronic device right in the flight to the United States You turn it off and I'm just like oh, yeah, that's right So she turns it off and we get off we're five feet off the ground and she pulls her SLR out to start showing She take pictures of the woman next to her. She's taking flash

Photography as we're taking off on the plane. Is that a guy in the ruby mirror the pilot? We'd have been Toast there's a 1975. It's not a fucking Kodak like f1 with no electronic components. There's electricity all up in that It's fucking there's batteries like crazy. I would see there's more electricity than not electricity I would agree with you more electricity than not electricity that stupid bitch and her dumb friend Put all of our lives of danger. I know It was it was why do we have rules as a society? Gus and that's what I said what what's the point like what is the point if you don't agree with the rule That it doesn't matter. There's a fucking rule there. You know what fuck it. I'm gonna take I'm not paying taxes anymore

This lady showed me yeah, I'll just pull out my fucking camera I'll pull out my iPhone. I'll pull out my fucking vibrator who cares? I'm not gonna I'm gonna flaunt the rules I don't care that I'm putting 245 people of risk they're small babies on that plane But whatever who cares? They don't need a chance at life, right? Because I wanted to look at photos of my dog. So I'm like, I'm in my taxes anymore. I'm gonna shoot a cop. Fuck it. Needless to say, the day only went downhill

from there. I hate that lady so much. I hope you're listening lady. I hate you with a fascist. Somehow I doubt she is. I hope a bad thing happens to you today. So anyway we got to send you go of course like I always have to wait for forever for your luggage Yeah, we got our luggage we have to wait for the reason we check luggage is because we check the podcast equipment That's true. We did it for you people took forever finally got it Got to the hotel checked in we said hey We sent some stuff here In my name and you received it a couple hours ago. Can you get that for me? They're like, oh no, we never received that. Oh, lady lady said stuff. We know received stuff So I was like, what are we talking about? So we had to go through the whole fucking run around with them

They're like, oh yeah, we got your stuff. It's fine. It's all right here. Of course. We have your stuff Who said we know your stuff? Oh, I said we know your stuff. That's crazy talk Whatever we're focusing on the negative. Yeah, we, it's going we're going a little a little negative here But we also set up the booth and we got to see the the comic-con exhibit hall while we were in there. I saw Ironman I Saw Lego R2-D2 and Lego C3 pill that I'm pretty sure I saw last year. Oh, yeah, I saw a Thor's fucking Stand thrown whatever it is where he stands and like judges people that are on gods is that what he does I don't know okay he like gives a low-key dirty looks is that a comic you ever read is that a comic for I know it's fucking mythology

and everything okay I don't know I'm not one of those kinds of nerds my d-thore seems a little stupid to me. For you. Did you like Thor? Thor? Sure. It's fine. Fucking I mean like the dude came up with or could you come up with his own idea? He's like what ideas from mythology can I take? I know I need to steal somebody else's hard work Thor yeah, no, no, is there a building there called Grindel? I mean, is it a house with Beowulf? I mean, Jesus Christ, dude. That's very funny.

There is a cartoon. There's a comic called Grindel. See what I mean? But it's not a Grindel. What's another dude? But anyway, it's a whole thing. Let's not get into comic books stuff, because that's super nerdy. And we're at the comic con.

And we're at the comic con. We're at the comic con. We're at the comic book. No, we got the booth set up. Yeah. In record time, because you and I are super good at it. It's not quite done Well, because we have to get banners printed. Oh, let's talk about getting the banners print little children Here's here's something that we do the best for there was a mix up and the banners that got sent with us were incorrect So we had to get new banners printed Totally fine because Gus Johnny on the spot brought a PDF and a PSD of our current banner

so that we can get them printed. Go to FedEx, because we do this three or four times a year, go to FedEx and get a banner printed. We went into, we walked into a FedEx and were transported to 1996, where computers were 4.86s and employees were fucking retarded. He told us that they couldn't print our banner because it was how big? 104 megs.

104 megs is larger than any printer in the world. Any industrial sized printer in the world can handle. Apparently. And it takes 20 minutes to spool. He told us that over and over. Over and over again. He said, you can't do that. There's an error. We won't see it for 20 minutes. We'll wait 40 minutes. We'll wait 40 minutes, because we'll have to respel it

and we'll have another 20 minutes. He actually said to us, what kind of image is 100 megs big? I know, I was like, it's the fucking art, dude. I mean, what do you want me to say? I know, it's like, it's in color. I don't, I mean, it's a 10 foot wide banner. Do you think to be like 40k? What the fuck?

Dude was a son of a bitch. I hope he's not listening. He was a fucking idiot. God. Then he worked with that ex you can get him fired. He was so stuck on that. Yeah he was. But after using their computer for 45 minutes trying to convert it to a smaller file I understand why.

Because they're running like they're running a like a Hula Packard 486. Yes. We might have been using OS2 Warp. I'm not sure. Hahaha. As you parents it's funny. Hahaha. I swear. sure. As your parents, it's funny. Only your nerdy parents.

God, dude, that was crazy. And the fact that I could actually legitimately stand there and look straight in the face and say, no image. Here's what I do for a living. I get up every morning, I put on my FedEx fucking polo, I take the train in the work because I can't afford a car. I go into the FedExville and then I print shit from 8 a.m. until I take the train in the work because I can't afford car and I go into fucking FedExville and then I Print shit from 8 a.m. Until I take a lunch at like 11.45 I'm back by 12.30 and I probably eat a sandwich in the park Whatever, you know, I'm not going to fucking fancy lunches and then I come back and like I clock back in at like 12.30

Whatever and I start printing again, and I print for seven to half to eight hours a day What I do I take Discs zip drives whatever the fuck warp technology I'm using floppy disks and I print shit from people on giant industrial printers and then I give it to them and somehow in that process in the year 2010 I can't handle a hundred meg file. It was really bizarre I started to look at us like we were at like we were idiots Yeah, he's like how did you make a hundred and four megabyte? He's a graphic file. He's like what did big blue make this or NASA?

What the fuck dude? And the PSD was like 330 megs like we I didn't even mention that to him. If I let it told him that he might have had a hard time He's like how did you fit that on a computer? All right, we're being angry. We're seriously telecom splashed. Yeah it's been a good time. Everybody's happy. Lozily time. But we have some more setup to do. I guess we should say I mean to put a little context on this, we're recording this podcast Tuesday night because we have more boost set up to do on Wednesday

and the convention actually starts on Wednesday, so since we can't actually record on Wednesday, we're recording the podcast a little early. That's true. It's still... And possibly a little drunk. It's actually a drunk tank. It's a drunk tank. That is befitting of the title. We are last years, Comic Con, a drunk tank was also a drunk tank. I wasn't there but you weren't there no this is the first like drum drum tank drum plus that was just

in the losers drum tank it's it we're not off to a great start though not at all we the dicks been stacked against us did you think it's been stacked against what is it we've already been going for god knows how long but we should mention how much we love that theme song I love that theme song that these What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? But that was a fantastic rehash of old Dreamtank clothes. That could sound good. I don't know that that talent is going to take him anywhere in life. But you know where it won't take him? Where? Vaginas.

No, no, he won't. There's no Vaginas in the future. It's okay though, because he's got video games and he's got a fleshlight probably. And he's got the Ross Band or something. Exactly. He's good. I guess we should mention this. When we were flying here, you know, we flew on Southwest from Austin to San Diego because

it's a nonstop flight. Because that's where we live. War Inspector was on our plane. Fuck, dude. War Inspector was on our plane. And I looked at the guy and I go, hey, guys, that looks just like War Inspector. And I left. I was like, oh, yeah, I ate this.

And then he walks by me to go to the bathroom. And he's got a fucking like, what do you call that stuff? Denim shirt. He totally had a denim shirt. He totally had a denim shirt on. It was a big Mickey mouse fucking like embroider on it. And I was like, that's weird. The war inspector's working on epic Mickey. What are the, oh, okay, I get it.

And then he like, when we were stuck for 45 minutes, waiting to get the fucking checked bag. He was standing next to this family. And he had an origin software bag. Was his family there? Yeah, it was his son and his wife. I'm assuming his wife. Son and his mistress or maybe his wife and his son's dress. I don't know what those are. Sons of dress. I like that. Yeah. Sons of dress. But it was fucking war inspector, dude. The first time we war inspector flights, Southwest, apparently. Yeah, the first

time's are not going to happen. You and I went to E3 back in 2001. I think we were on a plane with Richard Garry. I don't know if you remember that. This like my two video game like brushes with fame was Richard Garry on the flight to E3 in 2001 and weren't spectacular to come upon a 2000. Don't remember being on a flight with Warren was Richard Garry. Do you remember the one time we sat in first class and I sat next to Ann Richards. I was not happy to sit next to me.

Which was really sad because I was a big fan of Ann Richards. And I was like, oh man, fucking Ann Richards. And she was like, you're disgusting. I missed you, died like two weeks later. And she died like three weeks later. You might be the cause of that. I feel bad about that. If you don't know who Ann Richards was, you should Google her.

She was the old guy who got my name in Texas. She's in the King Hill. Mm-hmm. Yeah, she and Bill Doatry had a little thing. We've talked about her on the podcast before, not a big about it. We talked about her intro for the Alan the movies before. Oh yeah, that was the one of the best intros ever. So what are you looking forward to at Comic Con?

God damn, I was gonna ask you that quick. I'm looking forward to Sunday at about 7pm. I guess we should plug our panel. We have a, what we're gonna be first of all, we're gonna be in booth 1437, the entire length of Comic Con. And we'll have plenty of stuff to sell. 14 baby. That's where the magic happens and the remastered box set You won't get it anywhere else Really? You might on our store online or best bye or

Did you kill me on the upsell here? Okay, you won't have a fantastic deal. Yeah, I deal with it won't be matched anywhere and now Thursday we have a panel 11 a.m. in room 25 ABC which I think is the Sesame Street room it is I could be mistaken the ABC 1 2 3 yeah 25 ABC 25 16 and well panel from 11 to noon and it'll be Jeff Gus which me, Kathleen and Monty. It's the A team. It's gonna be great. I hear early buzz about this panel is that it could be up for an award. You think so? Yeah, for your consideration.

The panelies? Yeah, the panelies. And the 2011 panelies. Up against, apparently, there's another panel. I feel safe because We only have to pull in 500 people. Yeah, some Obserity something has a panel But like a Tran trot trony tranny some oh tron some movie called tron has a panel at the same time

I can't it's at 1115 so it's after ours. Yeah, it's I can't imagine that anybody's gonna go that will be We'll be showing some stuff. We'll have some video to show at the panel, and we're gonna be sure not to show it till 11, 16, or later. Like, we don't want anyone coming to our panel, watch the shit and then make the tromb. Should we talk about how Bernie pulled us aside

and said, hey, I'm not gonna be a comic on this year. Big fucking wolf, right? Wooty-do, Wooty-do, whatever. But like anybody cares about that guy. What does he have to do with this series? And he goes I just got word that it's gonna be filmed for Television for some stuff so I want you guys to be on your best behavior So Gus and I are going oh if you're listening to the podcast chances are we'll it's not gonna be at all

Parks to be at winsey If those of you that are listening to the podcast in San Diego, Mike and a spoiler But us and I are gonna put top hats and monocles on our dicks and our dicks are gonna do the whole panel Yeah, I'm gonna draw a beard on mine. Yeah, we're gonna do we're gonna use all of our most sophisticated swear words. I'm gonna say fuckery a lot. I don't have to draw a beard on my dick. I'm not hairy I've got my my dick has a beard already I hope your dick has like a hammer bar. Like evil villain must have.

Oh waxes must have. What is it? 15 years old. That's great dude. I look forward to that. It's going to be awesome. Why don't we do more drunk podcasts? I don't know.

When I have to cut this together, we should start calling us the tank. The tank. Because we're never drunk when we do it. Because we do the podcast at like 8 a.m. in the morning. 8 a.m. in the morning. Or like nine. What do we do?

We do nine. So I got. And there is one problem. I work with a bunch of cool dudes for the most part. But if you open up a beer or pour yourself a vodka tonic at nine in the morning, you get dirty looks in a rock. I'm never, I'm not saying you judge. You're not a judge.

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Why not? It's not fucking cut your hands off. Well, that's why the way, way, way, way. I thought the people who found in America left Europe because it was too liberal, too free-wheeling over there, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I did because my life is a series of dumb choices But trying like intentionally making a stupid choice and trying to make it work for me It's like a it's like a game and so today I have you ever want On the way to the airport. What if I go 15 minutes in the wrong direction stop at the mall buy a new MacBook Pro make them upgrade the RAM Stop at the mall buy a new MacBook Pro make them upgrade the RAM

While I wait and then get try to install mobile me and transfer everything from one computer to the other and get on my plan at the same time within 45 minutes. I got so close Well, you transferred I got fucked on iTunes, but everything else is fine. That was a slow internet the airport Yeah, it was slow. Bongo hotspot is not so hot. Boingo. Boingo. Whatever. I took the eye out because the eye sensor internet and there was no internet. Oh, okay. Plus they'll say you don't want to give them any now any any business I don't don't don't use boingo or you'll be going boingo. No, it's slow. No, I don't know. That's Spanish. Yeah, it's no internet. That's what it is. There you go. But I don't know if there's really anything I'm looking forward to.

I mean, you know what it's like. Where's it being our booth? We're going to see the people directly across from us who were there last year. Yeah, it's true. I'm going to see a lot of dude selling shirts and say bacon is a vegetable. That's what that's, that's Comic Con to me.

I don't know those guys are. They sell that shirt every year. They seem nice enough. Yeah, and that's it. That's the whole fucking I've seen people next to us. This year, the most for group guys for next year last year. Pleasant. Were they pleasant to gentlemen? Yeah, they were. I forgot about right guys. Who's next to us now? They switch places to get away from us. Really? And I don't know who the new people are next to us. I tell you, I tell you who we're not going to make friends with. The people next to us. The people next to us. They're looking for a group guy who goes, you guys gonna have TVs again this year and I go, yeah, and he goes, all right, we made the right choice. So apparently we're fucking annoying. It's how, oh man. That's terrible. I feel horrible now. I do too, because I like those. Yeah, they were awesome. I believe if you're in the know, you call them the years. I wonder who's not like those 11 years. I don't know

Maybe our new Nemesis Nemesis plural of Nemesis Nemesis is Nemesis is says hey, should we point out that um we had a tremendous amount of help today from Caleb? Yeah, no, okay The American Gav is helping us out at this convention. I said we shouldn't I'm gonna plan it anyway Okay, cuz we're light on staff because everybody in Austin is working so hard on RBB right now that we had to call in. Well the B team was busy, the C team was busy. We got to the Y team.

As in, why would we possibly use you for help? Hey, oh, and I'll be here all week folks, unfortunately. And so Pp Moucao of Pp Moucao fame and of Gryffball has graciously decided to help us. And he's sitting on listening to us for a while right now. And he's laughing quite late this afternoon. What's up Taylor? Just enjoying myself. That was way too quiet and it was over here.

It was funny. Someone's never used a microphone before. Dude, oh, I saw something awesome. We walked to get from the FedEx to the way that we walked through a horror convention Also known as it Kesha concert Kesha concert apparently Kesha and the craziest thing about that too was we saw all these like fake Tan chicks with huge butts and like giant fake boobs and like wearing almost nothing like I believe they're called serostitutes And they were I mean it mean, it was like, it was like, they were like, I saw probably like 30% of the bleach purchasing in America was in that one area tonight.

I've talked so much white hair, it was ridiculous. These chicks, it was like, I imagine what it's like to be on a porn set, right? Just, just hideously booby dumb looking girls. Hibisley booby. Hideously booby. It was glorious, right? It was awesome. But the way thing was they were all trying to get on a tour band,

and I was like, well, it must be a popular band, whoever. Who's a popular band? You too. The kids love that band. Yeah, they're always trying to get on there. Kids are always trying to get on the YouTube tour bus, right? They want a bang, grandpa, bono, or whatever. But who's that Justin Bieber?

It was like, oh, we must be in a Justin Bieber concert. And then we found out we were a catcher concert. So I guess they're all lesbians. Apparently. Hot, hot lesbians. So, apparently tickets were sold out this so we couldn't go. Yeah, it was really weird. It was weird.

In a strange boner kind of way. In a strange boner. You know, Donald Glover, he had a really funny line on, I don't watch that show community very often, but he had the line that he had a weird boner in an episode, and it was pretty deliberate, very funny. And when you said strange boner, didn't you think of that? Wasn't weird boner your thing?

I mean, I made that, I changed it to my title on the site for a while because of that episode. Oh, did you? I thought you'd come up with it. No, I can't take credit for that. You should take a right for strange motor though. God damn I'm gonna talk to your wife and see if your brother really is great. My boner is totally like if there's like any odd character is six to it Yeah, there's a beard for you don't you don't want to know There's no unlearning that information. You why you actually bother mustache today. I do I mean, it's not quite what you think it is My boner gets stash every day? I do. I mean, it's not quite what you think it is, but my bowner gets waxed every day. Oh, man.

Hey, what are you drinking? Well, I just finished. I guess they would call it a screwdriver. I mean, it was like out of necessity. We had vodka, and we were out of most mixers, so I mixed it with orange juice. Yeah, I'm going to give people perspective drinks. I need to get a beer now. Hold on. I'll be right back.

Alright, I'm gonna give perspective. Here's the tip. I'll just make this beer. The idea of a screwdriver may appeal to a lot of people because everybody likes orange juice and it masks the flavor of booze. If you're not like big into alcohols as it were and like the taste of vodka might be distasteful to you. So you need to mask it with something strong, like grape juice or orange juice. But it's a classic rookie mistake. Because those kinds of fruits will fill your tummy up and you can't get hammered.

You'll end up doing, you'll end up being so full on orange juice that you're not drunk. Guys, I'm sorry, I'm having a struggle opening a beer now because we're on about. You guys are so worried about that, right? Yeah, yeah, you're totally right. You gotta go with the tonic. Yeah.

Something light and airy ever-vestant. So I just I guess open to beer now because we're I can't find anymore Mixers and I guess I could drink Tanker a straight, but I'm not really down with that. Do you do you remember the time that we stayed at the hotel Lusha in Portland. Yeah, we were doing I think we were doing something really lame. We were doing a For EA we were doing a arena football commercial. They actually made an arena football game for a while We got to work on the last arena football game the commercial for it And I wasn't paying attention one night. We were in your room drinking out of the Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dreamy-Dream sharing a room. I was a pagan ditch and I accidentally made a vodka tonic and I made a rummontonic. That is one of the gross things you'll ever eat. We also were.

It was going to sound way worse than it really was, but we were laying there in our respective beds and you started reading Griffin Simmons erotic fanficism to me. Oh, I forgot about that dude. That's disturbing stuff. If you haven't looked up Griffin Simmons erotic fanficking Oh, and we got about that, dude! That's disturbing stuff. If you haven't looked up Griffin Simmons erotic fanfishing, I highly recommend not doing that. I don't think that thoroughly exists anymore, but don't we? You don't want to go there. There was a slash there to about that for a while in the basement.

It was serious, dude. It was like, dude, there are some trouble. If there's a definition of a strange boner, that was definitely not. It was like a two-strange boner. It was at definition of a strange boner that was That intersection of strange boner and weird boner algorithm had been in hotel What's about that I don't know poor dude He's trying to save the world who knows what's wrong fucking stuck up masseuse doesn't want to help to do that. There's a guy's got the world's problems on his shoulders And he can't get one fucking hand job. Have you seen this a masseuse service here? Oh, do you think it's a $25 off in real massage?

Nice, dude 25 dollars off what? Huh, is it they don't tell you of course I don't tell you the safe at the hot chick or like a German dude It's a brother some German dude. Oh man. Hey, let me ask you a question. Oh, good. Did your mom listen to the podcast? My mom does not listen to the podcast. Thank you for asking. Do you know who's mom does listen to the podcast? Who?

Mine. Do you know who gets a call every Wednesday evening to get yelled at about the podcast? I do. And then I have to say stuff like, I made that up on the fly I was kidding. It's often entertainment, mom. Of course I'm not an alcoholic.

What? No. I made it. No. No. I was, mom, it's just a story for the, uh, I have to, I have to lie more to my mother as an adult than I ever did growing. Well, now she's going to know.

Oh, no, I'll tell her this part was all for entertainment. Oh, okay. She's fostered. And now she knows that part. She fostered every week. That's fine. She. Do do want me to like do something like something about Alabama from being able to go to believe the best. So that's okay. I can spend this.

I'm I'm pretty sure. So while we're in San Diego, anything else we should do, we're going to go to your else we should do? We're gonna go to the yard house. We wanted to go see a Padre's game, but they're out of, they're on a road series the whole time we're here. And we're like two blocks from Petco. I can see it. I could piss on the stadium for me. So you know, so I can see, I can see the fucking pool from my room. Dude, when I was hoping we would get like a pool.

Let's walk over there right now. Yeah, I was hoping we'd get like a little more mobile than normal. National Ampoons, Tommy Boy, kind of thing, where some hot chick, shard fucking pool boob's But there's no one out there so far. It's an old dude. There's like three old dudes four old dudes by the fire Dude how awesome would it be if those dudes started making that right now? That would be pretty sweet. I wish that would happen and a bored ass bartender who's watching a baseball game. It looks like There's a fire over there. You see that I do see the fire

Dude we got a pretty sweet room. Hey, what's up girl? What are you doing? Oh, that's you. She works there though. She'll be the masseuse. Oh All right, I love my wife though. I like the small podcast setup that we have here Like we can walk around with the mics and talk about podcast will travel one of the one of the mics is way lower than the other though Yeah, I would say we brought the different Michael's now. You're gonna the other though. Yeah, I was really brought to different mics. You're going to have to do some work. I feel bad about that. Yeah.

I don't think that we've ever been, I don't think I've ever been to any panel at Comic Con ever. I have. I don't even know where the panel area is. Like I don't know where we're going to have to go for our panel on Thursday. I don't need, it's upstairs. I'm sure, but I went to a bungee panel. No, I went to the panel for the the halo graphic novel. Oh, yeah, yeah. Did you go that?

No, I did not. And like, I've never been to a panel. Okay. I guess you I have. I'm one of my. Okay. You've also been to this hotel before, haven't you? I had been to this hotel before. Yeah. You're mad about that too, aren't you? Yeah. Oh my god. Caleb. I was working. He got to come here to a party and meet the cast of Alex that he'll act to go. I was fortunate enough through a series of circumstances to get to attend a private. The series of circumstances were him

fucking ditching out on work. Private sci-fi channel. And throwing his best friend under the bus. Where I got to go meet like Edward James Olmos and all those people from that circle, like the before like season two, like good that circle. Yeah. I was able to look at them on the outside. I do like your show It was a great stage cop and all that nonsense

You know I'm talking about it. He's pretty right? He's terrible. It's before like oxygen is suddenly hard to find Plot device He knows you have to kill the for me But I hear it got better a good again. Who knows? Who knows? I'll never know. But yeah, anyway, he got to come and meet them all. What are you watching on TV right now, guys?

I'm really kind of in a dry spell right now. I'm trying to finish up the shield, which I never finished. Did it? And I got like two episodes left, and I think I'm going to be done with that. That's cool. Watching Hell's Kitchen? Yeah, watching Hell's Kitchen.

Hell is you. I should talk about it. I've got, uh, into the Hulu Plus beta. Dude, I'm super impressed by that. And, uh, so I've got Hulu Plus on my iPad, my iPhone, and my, uh, my laptop. And the interface is pretty shitty on the iPhone, I gotta say. And it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it the interface it's really easy to use on the iPad. It's really easy to use on the laptop But on iPhone it's really crowded and hard to find stuff. I'd like to point out that there's a problem I have with it. Hmm when you were showing it to me and you were explaining the expanded catalog to me and how it has

Even more to watch than the website Than regular hulu the first thing I searched for is hell's kitchen not available It was available on the website not available mobile. Yeah, that sucks. Yeah. So some stuff is not available mobile, but I mean it's in beta. So who knows? Listen, other stuff like there's 21 Jump Street. That's true. That's true. My wife started watching that. She never seen it before and she watched 15 minutes of it and she was like, this is terrible. That's a question. How should I have never seen 21 Jump Street? She loved the 80s. Yeah. That's all about it. Oh my god. So she's trying to catch up and I think I think it's a

challenge for her. Dude that shows so good. I don't know what that. Hey have you seen inception yet? No I haven't seen inception but I hear you have. Yeah I have. And you like that. You want spoiler for you? No I don't want to. The spoiler for one of the pizzas. Is it late the Leonardo Cabrera's in the mental situation because I already figured that out in the trailer for Shadow Island. If it's a continuation of that I I'm going to be really pissed. There being Harvest of Fratergy by robots. And computer programs in the future.

Great. Did you see the trailer for Inceptio and the door of the Explorer? I did. It was fucking awesome. I was pretty good, actually. Jack showed me that yesterday. Luckily, it was nice and short.

Hey, should we talk about any of our products, fine products, or things that we've got going on? Of course, we always should. Podcasts. You mean our sponsors? Yeah, I see 100 is going great. My block. What else? Our sponsors are red versus blue. Do you? Reversal loose? Awesome. Have you seen it? Really? By the remastered box set seasons went through five I can know what you know what you know what? Reimagined we imagined them You know what else you could buy if you wanted to understand like if you want I did it and I would assume that people of similar taste

And talent wanted as well. You could pre-order the new season of reverses blue, which is called revelation We are on on digital video desk or if you wanted to go on a digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital digital one step up, you can do the box set. Yeah, the Reebok. We just announced the release date for the DVD the other day. I think it is being September 14th. Do we really announce that?

Yes, on the front page of the website. You know what else? This comes out September 14th, right? The new Cabello's game. He'll reach. He'll reach. Also, he'll reach, I believe. I was referencing a very funny series of mega-singularity. Oh shit, we're gonna see them here aren't we? Yeah, we'll see.

I see those guys since Boston. I saw them at E3. They're looking good. I'm happy that at Comic Con their booth is nowhere near ours though because I think we're so busy there's no time for the high-jinks high jinx yeah god it would be terrible if they put us anywhere close to them it'd be pretty fucking bad although it wasn't so bad at a at Paxi East at Boston are the video we we made it we both made it into one of their videos yeah you were cutting some dude off and I was dancing with my hoodie on backwards you look good I did yeah that that look good. I've made a poster out of that actually I didn't okay. I'm not as far as you know, maybe I did okay. I don't know. I don't ever go to your house. Hey, how much Yeah, why would you I mean we live a block away from each other?

Visited each other at any point. Why would two best friends ever see each other? What a do you know the funny thing about that is When you moved to Puerto Rico, I was really sad because you were like my only friend I mean I had like frank and Adam and those guys who are our mutual friends, but I don't really like this guys Yeah, I'm a little bit of shit. I mean well, I mean, that's like well, okay sure I'm trying to yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, but I was like fuck got so smooth Like we were living together at that point We were like some of you have a little bit too much of drink. You wake up in the same bed.

You're like, I don't know what happened. Let's not even ask. Let's talk about it. It's just, we've had a good time together, is what I'm saying. And there was bonding. And- Like a kisser concert.

Like a kisser concert. Like a kisser concert, exactly. And I thought, man, you're even a Puerto Rico. You fucking asshole. That's gonna be terrible for me. Because who am I gonna handle? Then I realized that you and I only hang out online and you're moving to Puerto Rico had no bearing on our friendship whatsoever because we

played starship or we played Star Wars galaxies every day together anyway it was like you were in it was like basically I was playing in my living room you're playing in the office it was like no difference you mean for a second you mean Dan we discovered all of their yeah we went to java's palace together and went to fucking bin canobies house check that out god that took forever it did take for a walk like the hike you walk for like 45 minutes

up we saw the burned out fucking uh jaw-aw truck yeah yeah sandcrawler sandcrawler it was good times no there was that there were no good times about that game i'm pretty excited about over public that's so excited about the old Republic. I really hope to have a Matt Client. That's something a big fear is that they're all going

to be PC only. Do you know what I'm excited about though? Which is coming up pretty soon. We're in kind of a dead spot for video games right now. Like we have the summer of arcade coming out, which is cool. So we're going to have like, I think next week is Hydro Thunder and this week is Limbo. And this is going to be a Cast of Aidegame, Harmony,ating game harming the distance right yeah and then Lara Croft's coming out which

looks like a really good honestly like a shadow complex just flown but that's totally fine by me you can shadow complex is great game and but there's like no fucking retail presence except for Madden and then I think at the end of August Mafia 2 comes out but fucking strong craft 2 comes out next week and we're gonna make videos and we're gonna do a team of it is you and I it's gonna be awesome I tried to get Jack to make videos in it I was like hey starcraft 2 coming out next week you should do some videos for me because you're you know my fucking employee And I tell you what to do when you do it and he was like I'm not Korean So you and I are gonna do it and we're gonna have a ton of fun doing it. I'm totally looking forward to it

Starcraft 2 is gonna be a huge game. Yeah. I've been looking for a day for a long time. Hey, can I ask you a question? Yeah. Did your wife a big Starcraft fan? No, she did not know what Starcraft was till I told her. So she did not know that Korea was so big into online. So she's like a race hater than I guess.

Did she have to, did she leave an exile? But she's totally intrigued by it. Like she has a kid no idea that that stuff is going on. Well, it's important to learn about your heritage That's good. No, it's cool. We'll see if I can get her into a start craft, but I doubt it will happen. No, it's too bad She was in the fable though, right? Yeah, she's totally in the fable. Played the shit out of the fable. She's side of a fable 3. Yeah, that's cool. She's excited if you can, she wants to start fresh. I think she doesn't want to import her character. Well, you wife made a lot of bad decisions. She's unhappy with some of the decisions she made.

She made a lot of bad decisions. Including the end. She was most unhappy with the ending. She was not happy with a lot of, well, she was not popular in town. First of all, and there was also like the overindulgence I'll tell you a little hint about a fable 3 that I discovered when I was playing a D3 Women don't get as fat as men in fable 3

They think they you know like if you indulge in your bad and you drink a lot of that stuff You it's more appropriate to a female body so you don't end up looking like a blimp so nice, you know there is that she body so you don't end up looking like a blimp. So, you know, there is that. She was playing Fable 2, she married the pie maker and got super fat. Yeah. I got pretty fat and faggot too as well. Yeah. Well, we should probably wrap this up. We would go in for a while. I still have to edit this thing and put it out. I'm looking at 41 and a half minutes. Why did you just say that? I'm looking at 42 minutes. half minutes. Why did you fuck to just say that? I'm looking at 40. I'm

looking at 32 minutes. Wow, has it been 17 minutes already? Okay, well I'm gonna, I brought, I, I did some really nerdy. What's that? I packed an Xbox with me so that I can play Xbox from the hotel room. Nice. So while you're editing the podcast, I'm gonna go play Singularity. Go play, why don't you bring it down here? Well, why don't to add it up my room. No, I know if you see your face in shit my my Computers already hooked up your Xbox isn't my Xbox is way bigger and heavier I'm going on. Oh dude come on Who's this to Puerto Rico, but I'm not gonna take a video game to him That's you man. I don't all right

game to him. That's you. I'll bring it down. No, no, don't. Alright, I won't fuck you. Alright, well, that's it. We will be back to our regular format next week. In Austin. In Austin. Sounds good. Alright, well thanks for joining us, Caleb. Yeah, you were a wealth of knowledge and I don't know how we ever did the spot test without you. Yeah, the next week we're going to be sorely missed. Alright, well thanks for listening everyone. Truck. This is Greg the Show, to a newcomer and a more familiar way. Do you like apples? Alright, example. Together in Treffit House, Trevor Collins, Trevor Collins is afraid of Diaz of nothing

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