Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #73

Episode Date: August 4, 2010

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twisted metal, streaming now only on Peacock. Oh it is on. Wow, he had a little There we go you little son of a bitch You tricked me to be times he tricked me to and I'd already heard the song I wrote it on here who was that that was it sounded like saves the day. That was the band letters to Matoa You need a new name guys Mantoa Mantoa M-A-N-T-U-A Mantua menta menta. Okay, who the fuckT-U-A, Mantua. Mantua. Okay. Who the fuck is Mantua and why does he get letters?

I don't know. Alright. Hey, there's no username or anything Danny Russell. Thanks man. Before we go any further, I just got this breaking news over at the news desk here. If only Bernie was here, he could do the old time in news voice. Date line, nobody cares. That's the one.

Yeah, I hate that thing fucking the creator I don't know if you know who Mori Yo-hye is oh Mori Yo-hye? is the creator of the cheese doodle he just died at the ripe old age of 90 in his home what the fuck is the cheese doodle? is that like a cheeto? yeah you a cheesedodle is

no I've heard it before but is it like a cheeto? I assumed it was a cheeto it's like the precursor to the cheeto like the big one how big is it I think so he yeah but those are cheetos like yeah he's been in a product that got that someone else made better oh I have I have some anachlematic news speaking to which oh yes we should say that that's Griffith and Bernie didn't suddenly have his voice changed that's a cheeto that jack as this see it. It's that thing Okay, you see that you eat them all the time. It's the big puffy a generic cheeto. Yeah, I like that's not a cheeto

It's like she's puff. No, okay. She knows that a cheeto Cheetos are hard those are cheese doodles are There's a pup cheeto puffs. I got cheeto puffs came our relatively recent Like in the last 30 years since I was a kid., okay, your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base. Your wayoff base What the fuck is a cheese doodle? It sounds like it sounds like it sounds like cheese doodle should be written on in black ladders on a fucking white bag Self covered in dust Cheetos so I'm gonna buy the fucking cheese noodle dude. Well, you might be right about that Same thing okay, but here's some other news Bill Cosby's not dead. Yeah, Gryvin, I've got all caught up in it. She's the other night. She goes, oh my god, Jeff, Bill Cosby died. I fully fell for it.

Hey, I was like, hey, who cares? And B, it's not on CNN. I think you've been taken. Yeah, well, I, I, I, I, you got, you got Twitter. I get all my needs from Twitter. So that's my fault, I guess. My, my wife was super disappointed because, you know, last year she learned that Michael Jackson died on Twitter.

And she's like, that's fucked up for the rest of my life I'm gonna know that Michael that I'm gonna remember that the way I found out Michael Jackson died was because of flash 2000s Twitter I know it's actually it's kind of true like if you like think about people always say I remember when I mean I'm not people but older people They like where was I when Jay of K dot or whatever like all these you remember like sitting and seeing I remember like when I Where was I when J.O.K. out of whatever? Like all these, you remember like sitting and seeing, I remember like when I, like, 9-11, like when I found out about the towers and everything,

I was in Tucson in the library because I didn't have a television I walked in and it was like playing and there was a whole crowd gathered around. And it's kind of like- You used to tend to keep it down, you're a fucking library. No, okay, but it's like kind of an event like, but I'm squint, like everything is sort of spoiled by the Twitterness of it.

I mean, it's like, oh, I just saw it on Twitter. Like it just seems kind of lame and comparison. I think that's crazy. OK, are you still mad about the cheese doodle thing? I'm just trying to get divorced right now. Yeah, it's not going to need your help. I don't think Michael Jackson dying is a big enough event to remember the rest of your life.

Where were you and MJ died? No, I'm just saying, but there's like so much potential for big events to be spoiled by finding out on Twitter I'm just imagining a future scenario. Where were you when Michael Jackson died? I don't remember So is it that if it was Twitter or CNN? No, I'm sorry Jeff. That was an example. Okay. God damn it Yeah, here we go. I

Just don't understand how it's a bad thing to find out news from Twitter. I mean other than the fact that it's fake No, it's not I'm not saying it's bad I'm just saying it's kind of like lame in comparison to like kind of like how cheese doodles are lame in comparison to Cheetos Right exactly. It's like the cheese doodle so finding out Finding out that my that's that a major event happened via Twitter on your cell phone is it like less of an event than Not being able to pull the TV and walk into the library No, because like I and walk into the library? No, because I remember going to the library,

I remember the sensation, I remember the crowd gathered and we're all like huddled around the phone and television wheeled out into the main hall. So it sounds to me like what you're saying, it's not necessarily Twitter, it's just like the one-on-one interaction of finding out via any kind of electronic media. Like it would be the same as if you read it

on Wall Street Journal.com alone in your house. Yeah, I guess maybe it's a lonely or way to find things out. Okay. Yeah, like sitting on the toilet, you know, you know, like, oh, check my Twitter. Uh-oh. And then that's the event you remember for the rest of your life sitting on the toilet. That was a good shit. You can never have them like that anymore. Good shit on a bad day. That was the day the good shit's died. That was the day the good shit's died. Man.

So how you guys? I guess now that we're got how long it will be. Now that we're so far into the podcast, we can say that we got Gus Jeff and Griffin here. Yay. And no one else comes into the office anymore. Yeah, what's up with that, dude? I don't know.

It's a fucking ghost town around here. Yeah, we know who's here every day. Cranking out videos and bust an ass mean Gus. I guess after DVD production everyone's kind of taking it easy Yeah, and well they they were tired. Yeah, they were tired and you and I are still here holding down the fort Some of us were tired on DVD production And what ended Comic-Con? Well, Joel and Brandon are in the front right? They just don't have anything interesting to say or is that why they weren't invited?

Oh, they were invited. I invited Joel, but he's in the middle of some other stuff. If people liked Brandon too much last week when he made his little appearance on the podcast, I'm going to try to squash that. You know, I can't do that. We're also, you don't want, I mean, he set up, he set a really high first bar and it's going to be hard for him to hit it again. He can't follow that up immediately.

You really would jump into this podcast? No, it wouldn't be as good. So we'll let that sit in a few weeks of people, they'll forget about it. Oh, that was kind of funny, and then we'll bring him back in, maybe. I think- I think- I don't know if it's just a heat like I know him better now, or maybe he's more comfortable on everyone or maybe It's probably spent enough time with us. He's like our funny has robed off on him. Yeah That's kind of a cocky thing to say. Well, hey, he's the one who got funny or over the last year Well, I didn't get more Brandon. He got more Gus Also

Well, he got he got a little more Gus in the belly I was speaking of Gus's belly. I'm sitting I'm sitting right in front of the naked Gus stand-up photo over here Who was it? You know that? I think I have it in email. I think I have it in email. I'm sitting right in front of me. Someone who mailed us these two I don't know how would you describe it like cardboard Stand-ups of me naked in the Ramsey living room with the beer and the Xbox controller. It's like the best thing ever I have one sitting on my desk. Someone had to fucking make this like someone at the print shop stared at this file

And then had to cut this thing out of a bigger print out and then like mounted to the cardboard Yeah, they had to like cut it out and shit Somebody was like okay went to work that day and was like I did not get paid enough for this shit Yeah, I hope it was that fucking FedEx asshole from San Diego I hate that motherfucker so much. Yeah, you'll be both bloody. Uh, man, I have it. I'm gonna see how many weeks I can talk shit about that asshole and keep it going. Because I think this is now the third week of talk shit about him or fourth week, not third week. Man, goddamn it. I

had. You're starting to get out. I know. I feel like I had the kids. I saved the kids email on my inbox because I wanted to thank him and then also I wanted to mention on the podcast and I can't find it now. If only you had like a folder or something set up. Do you conveniently access stuff for the podcast? Yeah, if only I did, but I don't. Okay. Well, keep looking. I am going to keep going. You guys continue with the podcast. I have something to confess. So can we set up like a little confessional area? Yeah, can we do it? Are you podcasted confessions? All right, so yesterday you went off to work and we have been kind of bickering, I think Jeff, you and me. Yeah, we had been bickering.

Yeah, I don't remember why. I couldn't tell at all. But I was talking to you so far. You don't remember why? No, I don't. I can't remind you. You were being in jerk. No, I think you were you were doing something stupid. I was I was I don't remember it was it was really annoying now And so like you left and I was kind of pissed off and then at some point I had to go feed the chickens and I couldn't find the keys to the studio Because now that we got robbed we have to look everything And Jeff had had them last so I called them to see where they were and you were like Why put them in the dish because we have a little key dish right now

And he and I looked and they weren't there and I was like well, they're not there and he's like well Here let me pull over and look my pockets and you were like acting. I'll have to you about it I was absolutely just when you said you're gonna pull over I noticed that they are in the kitchen counter And so and they're like okay hold on I got a pull over this traffic and it took you like five minutes to like figure out like pull over like I was I know but I and I the whole time I knew that the keys I

That's a majorly passive aggressive That's awesome that's awesome. That's the best that's like that if people ask people want to know what being married is like That's what being married like that's people ask people want to know what being married is like that's what being married And that is that is marriage epitomized at one story right there. This is I'm gonna tell you right now. This is admissible We both know we're being recorded That there were a judge will hear this yeah, okay at some point. Oh, I found a dude Gifts for Jeff and Gus. This is Spencer Brown Kimpo B on the website and he sent us the gifts And so thank you very much Spencer nice I didn't realize one of them was for me. Yeah, yeah, I'll take it back. I donated it to the office. No, no

No, you should have that in all it's yeah, I'll put it in my office at the new building you are Something it's like it's like a Rodan sculpture It's like instead of like the thinking man is the drinking man It's like, instead of like the thinking man is the drinking man. It's like, do we still need to do it three dimensions? So, somebody should do it five hundred years from now, you know, people are going to find it and think and talk about the 21st century Renaissance that happened in Austin. They're going to compare that to like Michael Andrew Lowe and go like, like, or to David and go like, what happened to human? Like, this is this is probably what happened. Yeah Yeah, well my junk's a lot bigger than than David.

So I feel secure about that. They're like all of this stuff like you know, actually I've heard that about you. There's a rumor. There's a rumor. There's a rumor through some of our common friends that knew you in high school that that. Um, yeah, that's what I hear. It's been going around. What are you doing in high school?

Hey man, it's a crazy time. You know, we're out in the desert in the middle of nowhere. Math class, you gotta play this a little nuts. You gotta fucking entertain yourself sometimes. You math as a math. Gus is a lot of awesome stories from like math camp. This is his wild high school days. Like he one time told me that they took this bowl

and they put peanut butter on it and they stuck it under the table. I'm surprised you remember that story. I'm so fucking stupid. It's in there for three weeks. The entire time he was a math camp, the peanut butter on it and they stuck it under the tree. I'm surprised you remember that story. I was so fucked up there. It's in there for three weeks. The entire time you used a napkin, the peanut butter held. Yeah, it was a lot of fun.

So did you guys like, document it and like keep a record? No, it was like a lab test. We showed up. We didn't have, like, you know, it was a long time. We didn't have cameras. But, uh, there's just some of the wild things Gus was doing back then. It's crazy times. Hey man, if you were taking fucking eight hours and number theory

class a day for six weeks, you'd be fucking insane too. I would have blown the head off. But can I ask you, this was an optional thing you did, right? Oh yeah. He's all tired. It wasn't like he got punished if I haven't got a mask. Gus, we were ready to point it in you. You're off to camp.

Math camp was fun. I was back then I was like a go getter and over achiever. I'm going to get to a good school. I'm going to spend my summer. You did do that until the show, right? I got into rights. I got offers from just about every school. Yeah. And I decided to stay in Texas.

How, how you got my choice of schools to fail out of. You got into rights and how quickly did you get out of right pretty damn quickly Yeah, what happened? I guess I never heard the story. I assumed you quit, but you didn't quit What was it do was quit was a doom? I played a lot of civilization I think civilization too now and like what happened to me is You know, you get to this place and there were a lot of computers It computers everywhere and like tons of and I love computer games obviously So I started playing computer games and you know I was still going to class and doing my work and stuff

But then I realized I was like why the fuck do I want to go to class when I could just stop and play computer games all the time So I moved to Austin and to play computer games all the time and became a tremendous success Lesson to any young people listen to this podcast just quit colleges nothing answer is not the answer. Speaking of like getting peanut butter and sticking stuff under a desk, there's stuff stuck under Jack's desk. I wouldn't touch that. I would just back away. That desk is the pedigree of that desk is terrible. First, it was Bernie's.

We all know how gross that is. And then it followed up by Jack's. That's a that is like there's, I can't imagine the germs. Yeah, I feel that's not that you said that I feel dirty here. I can't see like a giant Yeah, I feel that. It's not that you said that I feel dirty here. I'm just gonna keep like a giant bottle of PRL. You hear that? So have you been playing any far craft?

You've been playing a little bit for Achievement Hunter, right? Yeah, I've just made a video. So it's very slow going, you know, how that is. You know the score of that game. I finally finished the campaign last night. And it was fantastic. I love it. I can't wait for the next game.

Hopefully it will be out soon. A lot of people were bitching about how they were releasing the game in three, quote, unquote, episodes, but God damn dude, I mean, I'm not that far into the game, but it definitely feels like a $60 game. Yeah, I mean, I think it feels like you're getting three games instead of one, like three full games. Yeah, I think I probably took about 12, between 12 and 15 hours to finish the campaign. That's a perfect way.

And that's, yeah, that's a good length. And I feel like the story was contained I feel like if they had tried to jam all three campaigns are you looking like a 36 to 45 hour game? It's way too long. Let me ask you a question. It's like fast away 12 to 15 hours and that seems like the perfect wing for a PC game to me But a campaign on console I want like six to seven six to eight hours. Yeah Why is it you think that we want longer campaigns and PC than console? I don't know. That's strange.

Wait, just a minute. I know what it says RTS. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. I think when we talk about that six to seven hour window for campaign, that's like for a shooter. Yeah, or third person. Yeah, because that's the venture. It's essentially when you're playing like a first person shooter, there's not much variety to the gameplay. Yeah. And even though this is like, you know, an RTS game,

they still introduced enough, like, quirks to the gameplay and like, variations to levels to where it was interesting the whole time. And I feel like I was just grinding away doing the same thing over and over. And a ton of awesome easter eggs too, which are my favorite thing to film. Mm-hmm. So, it's been an interesting process learning how to film on a computer game on a Mac. Yeah, I uploaded a video yesterday for achievement hunter Showing how to like find a secret mission in the campaign. Uh-huh and all the comments are wow

Gaming on the Mac. Huh looks like shit. Well the Mac I'm captain on is like six years old Yeah, I think I might need a new word computer so that people can quit bitching about it on YouTube It works pretty well. Like the fucking information is there You can still see where to go and what to do. Yeah, I'm sorry, it's not shiny enough. Sorry, I don't have fucking HDR enabled. I don't even know how this is. I did have a green. Oh, duh.

So, what else is new, Gus? Not much. Oh, the reason I was asking about StarCraft is I saw that there's a, I guess the blizzard confirmed that there's a bug that causes your computer to overheat and StarCraft 2. PC or Mac or both? Probably both. I guess the main menu screen, the title screen? Yeah, the menu screen isn't frame rate limited.

So if you just leave your menu screen running, the computer just cranks all the processing power can and give it the highest frame rate possible. On the menu screen? Yeah, on the menu screen. That's funny. So there's a fix you can do yourself modify one of your files to cap it at 60 frames a second. That's pretty funny. Yeah, but that's about it. Anyway, Starcraft 2, great game. Everyone should ever play. And by the way, thank God for Starcraft 2 because there is nothing else to play right now.

Yeah, I'm gonna play it again until some of our games are's cool, but okay, so Viny comes out today. Oh, yeah, I don't remember which one it was. I know we looked at harmony of despair. I think it's what's called. I'm looking on the board. I don't see it. You have Castlevania. I'm pretty sure it's harmony of despair.

But and it's a new. I thought it was a port, but it's not. It's a new game. So I think I have a six player co-op. Six player co-op on a Castlevania game. I think so. I can be wrong about that. Are you Simon Belmont and Simon Belmont and Simon Salmon? I think I had a six player co-op. Six player co-op on a cast of any game? I think so. I can be wrong about that.

Are you Simon Belmont and Simon Stalmont? Simon Belmont. Yeah. When is Cataclysm come out? No, release date yet. But it'll probably be November. And Fable is in October, November, right? October 26.

Oh my god. I think. I can't wait. I pre-ordered it yesterday. Hey, y'all watch it. Was that a new trailer y'all watch it? Oh, no, that's the opening cinematic for Fable 3. Like, a was at least at today. It was pretty cool. Yeah, it was awesome. You missed it. It was really funny early on and you missed some of the funny stuff.

Yeah, I think it was a little bit long, but I do like, that's something that I really like about Fable, the chickens. So, it's what they did. I don't know what it is, but those chickens, but they are. Well, I love chicken. I mean, having chickens has been awesome. Speaking of chickens, didn't you say it? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, of chickens. Did you know that? No, no, no, I'd like to run this for a few months. We have a rooster. Unfortunately, we discovered that one of our chickens turned out to be a rooster. So we're in this moral dilemma of whether we should get rid of them or not because he's fucking loud. Every morning at about 645, he starts crowing and the older he gets

the longer. Like first it was like 10 minutes and you could deal with it, but now it could, it could last an hour, now. It's terrible. Yeah. And so every neighbor probably hates us. And I've checked with them, and they seem to be okay with it. Yeah, at first you're like, hey neighbor, I'm really sorry, I don't know if you've noticed the crowing, but we know we're looking, is it, I hope it's not a, is it a big deal? And they're like, oh no, it's not a big deal.

Then you ask them a week later, and you're like, how's the crowing? Is it a big deal? And they're like, no, it's not a big deal. Then you ask him a week later and you're like, how's it growing instead of a big deal? And they're like, no, it's not a big deal. And you can tell it's a big deal. Well, there was that lady that's catacornist. Catacornist, I can't say that. Catacornist? Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. She's like behind us.

And I was worried about them because we don't really know them. And she was like, she's up, I guess, earlier than he is anyway. And she said that she thought it was cute. So. Okay, well anyway, I think the cuteness is wearing like that. But you did ask me to get rid of Chugbo this week,

and instead I got two more checks. Yeah, I asked Griffin to get rid of the fucking rooster. So I'm like, can you please get rid of the rooster? I don't want to be the scourge of the neighborhood. And she goes, yeah, sure no problem. Here's two new chickens. Yeah, yesterday we got two new chickens. So we went from having, I wanted to go down to four

and now we're up at seven. Yeah, so you got two new chickens and didn't even get rid of the rooster. No, no, no, no. And the chicken will go ahead. And you got two new chickens and didn't extinct and then they they read I guess like Rebred it. Yeah, like figure our way to get get it back like in the 20s or something and it's like pretty much impossible to find in the US It's only exist in central Europe and our backyard in Craigslist for some reason or the lady on Craigslist Fucking sold you all no, no, I'll write about some story

No, no, that's right. I read about it with a video too Yeah, anyway, so then she but she did upsell me like I was like well, I just want this one But she only had a year old and two months old and ours are about like six months old And you don't want to get them too far apart in age because then they like pick on them But I didn't want to get one that was a year old because then it's already like through a lot of its like laying cycle And I don't want to like give up those eggs So I was gonna get the younger one and she said I'd feel more comfortable if it had one at its own age. So she sold me another one. She couldn't see me too wide.

And different, not the same breed, a different kind. It's supposed to, the other one is supposed to lay like blue eggs though, so I'm excited about that. Blue eggs. Yeah, it's like a mix between two different breeds and it makes blue eggs. But they're really, chickens are awesome. You're a giant whatever. I'm trying to find the fucking name with this chicken, but I can't find it. That starts with the D. Was it Burbis? No, it's like...

DR or something. A bar of answer or something like that. I'm sure I can help you find that later. Yeah, I'm trying to find it because I need it for the fucking link. I'll find it for you. I can find her post about it and then... Okay, good. Dude, that way. Yeah, I'm I live in Practically look us we live in I would consider like right at downtown Austin right? Yeah pretty close

It's like a mile and a half. Yeah, maybe and My house is turning into a farm like I already had to fight the my wife wants to raise bees Argument which I think I've successfully beaten down at least for the meantime But now we got like a bail a hay in my front yard Yeah, like pretty soon will be a tractor. I really do like having enough opportunity to go and buy hay though Like because that group in the country and the smell that's awesome on my car smells like hey You like the opportunity to go buy. I mean yeah, I don't think I'm crazy It's a good smell. Okay, no, but I just like being able to go to Calhance and have a reason to be there, you know

Not just the bite tomatoes. You could just go for the hell of it too. Yeah, but I just like being able to go to Calhance and have a reason to be there, you know, not just the bites made I just go for the hell of it, too. Yeah, but it's yeah, I know but how much is hey? You guys just don't get it. How much does hey cost? I don't know. What do we pay for that? Hey, well, I bought a bunch of feed too, but I went I left like I spent like $30, but I also bought like Maybe chickpea because you need the chick feed again because the other ones are on hand feed now You bought a small thing. Yeah, a small thing. And I also bought some oyster shells because any calcium. And then something else. Oh, I knew what a few oyster shells.

Yeah, like they're crushed oyster shells for them to like it helps with calcium. Hmm. I didn't realize oysters were part of a chicken's diet. I guess, yeah. Well, they eat almost anything. And that is nice to have something to give scraps to you and stuff from the kitchen. So if Millie doesn't finish a meal, I don't have to eat it, you know? That's one thing as a parent, like you start to eat

like a meal and a half every meal because your kid doesn't, and you don't want to waste the food. Because become from that generation, you have to clean your plate. Because- Or people starve somewhere, I don't really know what the reasoning is about. Yeah, my mom used to try that shit with me.

Yeah, well. I didn't know it worked. How's your house going? It's fine. I still got a hole in your roof. No, no I got the hole in my roof fixed, but I found out yesterday and it replaced the the main sewer line going from my house out to the city sewer Have you owned your house a year yet? I just made my 12 mortgage payment. Oh dude. How great is it to own a house? By the way, I forgot to tell you this part Everyone is that what fucking tells you to buy a house and just a mortgage payment and

it's so much like spending rent is stupid because you're not getting anything back. Do fucking tell you you have to spend when you're constantly fixing a goddamn house. Yeah. It's been a lot for you. It's been a long year of fixing shit. It's been a long year with that house. I don't know. I'm almost ready to burn it to the fucking ground.

Maybe you shouldn't say that on this part. No, I house burns down. Let it be known. I burned it down I'm gonna fucking tell my neighbors ahead of time know I think if their water hose out and make sure they hose their house down That's very neighborly of you No, it's a head of cold people come out to give us quotes yesterday. So there goes another fucking two or three thousand dollars I mean awesome $2,000 for a shit tube How awesome is that? It's like I'm gonna pay someone three thousand dollars to put a new tube so shit can go for my house somewhere else

I guess I guess you don't want to shit in your house So I guess think of it that way it sounds a lot better. I'm gonna guess that the domain shit tube.com exists And we do not want to go to it Hey, that's a really parked The image is kind of prettier than you would think I know the image is a white prettier than you would think it's like some girl What the related searches are scat sex shit eating movies women eating shit scat animal porn movies. Oh god Nice. I kind of feel bad for the animal porn people though because it's like Yeah, they shouldn't be associating with such

They're higher on the level like they're The adivian hierarchy. They're not no, okay. I don't know like I think I'm pretty open minded, but sure I fucked a chicken, but at least it wasn't chicken shit. It was consensual. Okay. The chicken was totally into it. No, I'm not like a probi-ciality. I'm just anti-shit porn. I'm sorry. Okay. But you're gonna hate this weekend. Oh, man. Did you see this organ trail, the movie trailer? I didn't. Is it good? It's pretty good. It's better than I thought it would be. This is like a fan-made thing. Yeah, I was kind of wondering why, because I thought

at first when I was just reading about it, just the title, and I was like, well, why would they make it like a movie based on a game, based on an actual historical event? Like, I mean, the event came first, and then it was like, oh, okay, it's part of the joke. Yeah, it's all jokes and references to the game. It's pretty good. I really like the hunting section. Yeah, I guess it just hit the... I just saw it for the first time today, right before we did the podcast. I guess it's been out for a couple days, though. Yeah.

I'm totally watching. This is the Link dump material. Okay. This is what the Link dump was created for. Hey, so I had a funny thing yesterday. I went to the doctor to get a physical, because I haven't had one in like 20 years or so, you know. Ainal cancer? No, not so far

I have to go back and give my blood work done next week But the doctor was like feeling me up and stuff, you know, and he was like pushing on my stomach And he's like he'll ever feels good and I was like really? Is that it? This is kind of a challenge It's like the worst thing you can tell someone like us. I know he's like, yeah, it feels great You're in good shape, and I was like, how are you just talking with me? I was like, really? And he's like, why wouldn't I be telling you the truth? And I was like, all right, well, we'll see. See you in six months, buddy.

So once you just go and put me on the pre-order list for a new liver, yeah. You know, I'm actually kind of in this answer. I mean, I'm really happy that you're healthy. But I'm also a little bit annoyed because I know that you're going to live to be like a hundred. And I'm going to die in my fifties. But you like, I feel like you that you're healthy, but I'm also a little bit annoyed because I know that you're gonna live to be like a hundred and I'm gonna die in my 50s. But you like, I feel like you eat less healthy and you drink more and do all of that stuff more. But your family, your family history, they live forever. Love life, baby.

Yeah, but my, like all the women and my family die in their 50s. So I'm already half over with my life. What's the point of like living a long time, if you gotta eat healthy and eat all that shit? Nah, that's terrible. No, but that's the thing. It's like, I don't think that really matters.

It just like jeans, that's it. Think of it this way. You're gonna die at 50. Gus may not even make that far. I'm gonna lose my two favorite people in the world. And then I'm just like, well, I'm gonna spend 50 years of alone in sad. Oh yeah, I'm sure it'll be sad.

You are like the kind of person that sells, tells somebody that they're your best friend. And then 10 minutes later, tells somebody else that you're gonna find it like a best friend and a new wife within six months, not even that long. Cross this in the room. I fucked this up for you. Like how long?

Okay, just not to put you on the spot. Oh, there you go. This is it. But you were in the process of getting divorced when we met and started dating. Like you already separated. I mean, it wasn't, we didn't have an affair. It wasn't, yeah, it wasn't.

Like I met you after you had already made it. You weren't living together. an affair. It wasn't, yeah, it wasn't. Like, I met you after you had already... We weren't living together. The paperwork was in. Yeah, yeah. It was a long process to get divorced. So, so you, and we are already, kind of, secretly engaged, and then we were able to come out of

by being engaged when the divorce was final. We came out of the engaged closet. Yeah, but that was like just a few months into our relationship, and we had a kid like 10 months after we met. Um, how long before you replaced me? Like, I think it would take you less time, this, this, the next time. It took me longer to replace. We had a kid like 10 months after we met. How long before you replaced me? I think it would take you less time this the next time.

It took me longer to replace. I waited 10 months to marry you. It only took eight months to marry my first wife. So you made me take you like a year next year. It might take me a while ago. So you might get a little wise. I might go 14 months. You're the marrying type though.

I really think that you would like, if something like I have a relationship, you would probably move on pretty quick thing. You think so? I think so. We'll see. I think you're needing. Proves me right. No, actually, I don't think you need.

I just think that you're, you get a long easily with people. I do. It would take me a lot longer to find somebody who could deal with me probably. Don't give Jeff any excuses to find out. So did you guys see that, I guess they're making a live action Yogi Bear movie? Is that true? Why the fuck would they do that? It's like a computer generated Yogi Bear and stuff.

Is there a trailer already? Yeah, it's pretty terrible. I'm playing it over here if you want to see. I'll turn it a bit. I guess Dan Acroid does the voice of Yogi Bear and Justin Timberlick does the voice of Boo Boo. Justin Timberlick, that's funny. It looks terrible. Like they did a good job composing the bear and the bear doesn't look right. Was that that fairest chick? Yeah, an affair. And a fairest. And whoever this park ranger looks kind of reminds me of Ed

from the bear naked ladies. Oh yeah. Oh, Ranger Smith Ranger Smith I guess. Yeah I'll totally see that movie. Fuck it. I'll take Millie. Yeah she probably have fun. Y'all have fun too. Yeah you'll teach her that you've told her before that bear's eat poop and live in the toilet right. This will be like the introduction like the movement away from that like bears actually live in a forest and seal your picnic basket and build flying things apparently. There you go. Oh, dude, that looks great. No, this looks terrible. I saw this in the gym. I wanted to fucking shoot someone. Yeah, but to be fair, you always want to shoot something. Yeah, that's true. But that is a new thing.

This is what I felt to be illegitimate justification. Hey, is that Halo 2600 over there? Yeah. What the fuck are you keep doing my stuff? That's what you do. Zero, I'm prepared. Just like, two minutes before the podcast, he's like, oh, I better think of something to say. And he was like looking, it's like the kid who's like,

doing his project the night before. Yeah. He's like, he's just constantly looking at my screen to poach stuff to talk about. No, you can actually play it. Yeah. Oh, I thought it was just a video. No. You didn't even know what it is, and you're like stealing it from him. I wasn't stealing it.

I guess Ed Fry's made a, I guess he made a game showing what Halo would be like if it was on the Atari 2600. That's awesome. And it's exactly what you think it would be like. It's a 2600 game. You know, it's like one button, shoot, shoot, shoot, move, shoot. Now how did we ever survive the 80s? I can't believe that was fun.

Like looking back, that's like, God, man. I just have to play this. I remember thinking like getting excited to come home from school to play combat with my friends. And we get to go home and play combat. That's a terrible, terrible game. We had a babysitter, friends. Finally get to go home and play combat. That's a terrible, terrible game. We had a baby set up.

Well, we had to go home with some kids from school and their mom would watch us and my mom was at work. And they had pitfall. And we would just play that way like four hours. We'd like, go ahead and get back, watch Thundercats, and then play as pitfall. But it was fun. I mean, I don't know.

As a kid, I don't think you need as much. And now, well, now I think that we're so used to everything being so instantaneous. I mean, the don't know, as a kid, I don't think you need as much. And now, well, now I think that we're so used to everything being so instantaneous. I mean, the fact that like kids can like navigate an iPhone. Speaking of this, it's pretty crazy. Speaking of the pit, an arcade can navigate YouTube, which is terrifying. Cause I want to watch Bruce Bunny cartoons on YouTube in the morning. She eats her cereal. And then once while here, something weird, not going on, they're like, what the hell is this? She's like, I was looking for Bugs Bunny. I'm sure.

Speaking of Pitfall, I've recently become a really big fan of the Avatar Marketplace on the Xbox. I don't know what, like all at once. That thing is awesome to me. And I was browsing through the other night and they have a Pitfall thing you can buy where Pitfall Harry runs around your feet. And then a like a, like a little lake opens up and the alligators come and you

have to like dangle a string in front of them and he jumps on the string and swings over and keeps running out of circle. It's very entertaining. I watched her for like 10 minutes. How much did that cost you? I didn't buy it. I just previewed it. What did you bought one?

What did you buy? About a skateboard. Yeah, I got a Griffin. It's pretty cute. Would you actually had a Griffin? Yeah, I got a little Griffin that flies around. That's funny. It's funny.

Bernie was telling me the other day. He was like, man, I was browsing through the marketplace. And I saw this Griffin, and I thought, oh, shit, that's great. I got to tell Griffin about that right now. And he said, he goes, so I texted her and I go, hey, this is going to sound really lame and weird. I don't know, I'm telling you this. But there's an actual Griffin on Xbox.

And he's like, before I could finish tapping, she was like, already got it. Nice. Yeah. You were a Johnny on the spot on that I think I've really looked around too much on that avatar marketplace stuff. It's pretty fun I don't think I have it. It's really expanded and there's a ton of that's cool What are we gonna get some some rooster keith shirts or

Love that we should do like a little caboose to run around and kick in the shins or something Yeah, yeah, I love Andy the bomb. Yeah. We're like through a little spike grenade at you. That's a great idea. Andy the bomb would be good. My only complaint about that is it's a really slow service. Like going from page to page refresh. Oh really?

Really slow. Might be lots of information. Could be our internet connection at the office. Why don't you want to talk about that a little bit? Have we talked about that in the podcast yet? Yeah. No, that happened after the podcast. By the way, how do you like the new office? It's awesome It's what it was July August 2nd, so this is our third day. It's a lot August 3rd. It's August 4th, dude

This is our 5th day in the new office. So we were supposed to move July 31 and You know in accordance with that move. Oh, yeah No, we did talk about this because Bernie threw me under the fucking bus last week. I remember, I left the room and Bernie threw me under the bus. I just tried to move on as quickly as possible. Let's clear that up.

Now that I'm back in the room. I didn't hear this until later when I was editing the podcast. He made it sound like we had no phone and no internet because I fell asleep on the job or wasn't doing my job. Which is far from the truth. Far from the truth. Gus is pointing right now. I've been, I'm emphatically pointing.

Not just pointing. Need to get this across. So when you have a move like this, you have to tell the phone company far in advance when you want to move your phone because we're keeping the same phone number. So they got to port it. So they have to port it and move it down to the new location.

So on July 1st, which was like our drop dead time for this, I emailed everyone. I said, on July 29th, we're moving our phone, which is going to, you know, on our internet, down to the new building. If this is not a good idea, let me know now so I can cancel this. And everyone's fine with it. In fact, I even told Bernie face to face because I knew an email is not enough. I told Bernie face to face. On July 29th, we're losing our phone in our internet. His reply wasn't, Kerry can back not enough. I told Bernie face-to-face. On July 29th, we're losing our phone and our internet. His reply wasn't, Kerry can back me up. Yeah, Kerry can corroborate this.

His reply was, well, maybe having no internet will be good for our productivity. And what did you say? That's it. And I said, how do you figure? He goes, well, we spent too much time browsing. Like, what do we really need the internet for in this office? And I said, well, achievement hunter uploads videos constantly. And don't you have videos that you upload on Monday at 9 p.m. every week? He's like, yeah, but I mean, aside from that, aside from our core business, what do we really need the internet for?

And, but it wasn't a big deal at this point anyway, because as of July 1st, apparently, we were still planning to move into our new building. On July 31st. Well, of course, that date slid. And by the time we figured out the date of slid, I could not call off the port. So would you like 29th rolls around? And everyone's like, why don't we have phone? Why don't we have internet? Well, I told you we weren't going to have this anymore.

So now what we have to do is for our phone, we have the phone down at the new office, which we're not in yet, I bought like a two dollar phone from Walmart I plugged it into the wall and hit like star 7 3 and 4 to dollar calls to a Prepaid cell phone which I also bought it Walmart for like 15 bucks So our entire business is running off of like this track phone. We're like it really drug deal But I've paid for in cash and our internet we have that clear wireless internet service and I hooked that up to a Mac minion. We're sharing it throughout the entire office

Oh, it's great and the fucked up thing is that clear in a service is better than our AT&T DSL was now The upload is way better on clear. I got to give him credit for that But it's the downloads pretty rough once like three or four people get in. Yeah, we do anything serious Yeah, it took me I was downloading a 60-meg video yesterday from Knuckles to do voiceover. And it took me over an hour. We were all uploading though. Yeah.

I was uploading, you were uploading, Jack was uploading. Yeah. I mean, of course the download's gonna be slow at that point. I've done speed test on it. The download on it's way faster than the DSL was too. Maybe without a full office, but man, it's rough. Well, luckily, like we said earlier, we don't have a full office right now. Everyone.

That's true. Luckily we don't have a full office. Everyone's fucking taking easy. What's it matter? Because we're in the new office anyway, right? Yeah, the new office will be awesome when it's done. So I think our, what's our current target? Do we have a current target?

Bernie told me he thought like third week of August. Yeah. So I'm guessing Thanksgiving. So yeah, we got that. We got that going. Did you see that Richard Garriott won his lawsuit against Ensi saw? So I'm guessing Thanksgiving. So yeah, we got that we got that going. Did you see that Richard Garriott won his lawsuit against Ensi's? I did he didn't get as much money as he wanted though right he got like 22 or 26 million 28 million and he wanted 36 It's still pretty good. That's not no, it's great. Yeah good for him

If anybody needed more money, it was him Well, he did he yeah, he spent all of his money going to space. Yeah, and then there, as soon as you got to space, you got fired. Yeah, that was fucked up. Have either of you ever been fired from a job? No, I tried to get fired, but didn't happen. I got fired. I've been fired one time from my very first job. Oh, yeah.

Sweeping up hair at a salon when I was 14. Why'd you get fired? I spent too much time talking to the customers and not enough time-sleeping. Okay. Is all like old ladies from Alabama. It was all old ladies. I was very chatty. So, me and old ladies get along with like this. Apparently a little too well. I picture you like a like an older bark Simpson. Yeah, it's like a system Able. Mabel I said. Mark Simpson. Yeah. It's like sister Mabel.

Mabel, I said. It's sort of like that. I've never been fired. No. I just wanted to tell everyone. Congratulations. I've quit. Yeah, a lot of life lessons.

You don't worry. I was actually figuring this out. I've never had, I mean, other than like writing the comic or whatever, which I don't know if that's considered a real job. But I've never been at a place more than 10 months. What? I know. What's the worst job you've ever had, Griffin? I've had a lot of restaurant jobs.

So there was one bar in Tucson that was pretty bad. Do you want to get me a call? Just give me a shout out. The one job that I was really bad at, I'd take support when we all met at the old company. I was really bad at text work. Actually, you were just talking about uploading and downloading. I remember telling a customer what the guy was talking about how he couldn't upload. And I was just like trying to, I was telling him that it next to me like laughing about how the guy was saying upload instead of down.

Because I didn't know. Like, I was somebody giving advice on how to use like internet. And I had no idea. I'm like, wow. I don't know how I got that job. I got the job because the guy who hired me was quitting. And he liked the pizza place I worked at. And boobs maybe? Maybe, I don't know. That's how you got aeson school, but I didn't like that I mean I actually liked the problem solving aspect and it was a good way to learn more about things But I was just really bad at it and I don't like being bad at things So I that was one of the worst jobs just because I didn't feel very confident

Okay, I can see that but I didn't meet a lot of people and then I'll yell you meet a lot of people go through that Yeah, I know they go to that text support place. What was the first year for Rob was the hair thing? What about you guys? my first job was Working at a lawyer's office Yeah, lawyers, what are you doing? Like I did a bunch of different things. It was just like you know, whatever like go for work You know like sorting discovery like sorting paperwork and getting files for whoever needed it. And then I became one of the partner secretaries.

No wait, so then let me think about this. I had a job before that. Not I think about it. I had a job when I was in college. I had a job. I worked for the AV department at Rice. Yeah, that was my first job. Mine was spreading steelcoat and pouring tar into cracks on the road.

So you were a ex-colon. I was like 15. And they just come back with seal coat, stuck in my arm here, and my dad would rub it down with gas. I guess he was gasoline to get it off. I'm sure there's probably a much. What a sweet family. It's probably much better way to get it off your arms.

It's good bonding time you guys had there. Yeah, actually, it's funny, because every time we walked the other day we walked past like an area where they were pouring asphalt and I got like all my medicine like oh asphalt. I was dad was here to dose me in the back. I'm sure there was probably I don't know my dad always had these tricks of doing things but I'm not sure if any of them were like the safest or best way to do things. Was he smoking while we put the gas? Oh, I'm sure probably. I think one time I, oh God, I wonder if I had headlice. And he, we read that like they were killed by heat

and like the little kid, whatever was not working. And he was like convinced me for my head in the sink so we could pour boiling water onto my hair. Oh my God. That was a bad thing. And it's stupid to say he convinced you to take your head in the oven and the gas oven and you turn it on. So he poured boiling water over your head. Yeah

Well, he didn't pour it on my scalp, but that's where the lights live, right? I think they look like on the scalp so it was totally pointless and it was just putting a lot of faith in my dad Not to don't I don't know I just had that I forgot all about that I guess I blocked it out. That's part about the story is that you had lights I did you were one of those kids I had I was old too. I think I got it from a younger sibling because typically you don't get it like in middle like I think it was the ninth grade at that point. I had really long hair. I ended up cutting it off because it was a there was a heat wave at the same time. So I had like short hair for a while because of that. I've never had lice. I want to go on a record. Yeah, same here. I've never I'm not a scumber School I believe I think I have a good personal hygiene. Oh shut up. It doesn't matter if you like I was covered in life and tar and gasoline

I'm coming up coming up across this really red neck I don't know where you married down I don't know where to go from there Speaking of going somewhere we should go lunch today. Oh right now necessarily but we should go lunch soon. Yeah I like one. And do you know where we should go? Where? I think we should go to Taco Bo. I could do that. That place is so good. I'm gonna go there. All right I can do that. That's my new favorite place. Taco Bo. No World Cup though. Oh did you see that? Oh that's that new place that we really liked. I forgot the of it Oh, yeah, that's really good. What's your name that fucking chick from Paraguay? I got naked after all

I did see that yes She fulfilled she fulfilled her promise to become naked for the country of Paraguay for doing their best the world cup She's a true patriot So dumb. She's a paraguay tree That's like I guess it before I thought about the World Cup. I can bring if you're in a tension horror, it can bring you attention like at a global level. It's great.

Even if you're from a small backward country like Paraguay. Oh, coming out of the swing in a Paraguay, huh? Yeah, they don't listen to us. Not a fan. We have very many Paraguayan par... Perguayan. Winnihen listeners. So I'll be okay.

I think we'll be okay. I think you're about to find out. Yeah, we'll find out won't we? Hey Jack's not here. So should we talk shit about him? Why would we talk shit about him when he's not here? We always talk shit about him when he is here. He did something really dumb that annoyed me that I really want to complain about. Okay, do it. Okay, so like two weeks ago, I was leaking at the release calendar for achievement hunter and games that are coming out that we have to film in and I saw the Starcraft just coming out and I was like, oh this is great. There'll be a tunnel levels. I'm blizzard always throws in these drags. There'll be a ton of stuff for us to film. We should all film Starcraft because that's a stupid game. I start to have this huge. He's like, yeah, if you're in Korea and I was like, no, I'm just start to have this big game and he's like nobody cares about that and I was like okay I guess custom I'll do Starcraft videos and you can do stigthumb up your ass or whatever and since then he has now purchased Starcraft 2 installed on every computer and

all he does is talk about how great Starcraft 2 is. Oh yeah last night he was you know I was finishing up campaign and he was like sending me messages like hey you want to play three versus three with some friends of mine we're gonna start playing right now and I was like no I'm finishing campaign right now. He't shit so often like same with the World Cup like when the World Cup was We were you and I were very excited about the World Cup and he's a good stupid nobody cares about soccer It's boring. You know the world country and then a week later. He was the world's biggest soccer fan You're opening up new horizons for him. I guess Yeah, so he's a he's a conner it's our our craft to awesome game. Griffin said it. She thought it looks boring

What no, no, it's just that's what you said That's what you said. Don't say no, no, no, no, the Griffin said that game looks boring to me. Okay, but let me explain what it meant No, I think that I just know that's what you said. Okay. Okay. I I agree that okay I said that but what I was Meaning by that is that it's just the angle of it. I don't know I can't look at a game that's set at an angle like you're looking at a table and I get bored. So you think D&D is boring? I haven't actually what I think she might think these boring. I'm sometimes I since you left and I don't want this to get back to hopefully I don't listen to the podcast. It's been a friendlier because you're not yelling

at me that I'm stupid. But um hey you were you were provoking me. I was I'm not like I don't know what it is You come to our house and you start fighting with me. I don't know what your problem is Um and actually Adam started fighting for me last night or something stupid It's not my fault that everyone would pick the fight with me and I end up yelling Anyway, it's never your fault. It's not that it's boring um, but I do think it's the angle of the game that's boring No, I mean they but it I mean I'm just trying to figure it out. That's what you said. I need to like get lower like more like with the characters Like put the figurines right up to my face. Uh, no, I don't know. It's just and I haven't played sarcophagus

So I don't know if it is boring, but I can't help but look at that angle and just like already be boring So the angle of the game is boring Well, yeah, okay, that's what I'm saying. I'm gonna go ahead and be the jerk and say that. But it's the same angle as in civilization and you like that. Do I like that? Yeah, you played it when it came out. We played it together, stuff, whatever for. Oh, did I have fun? Yeah, you seemed a little...

Well, did we just start dating? We were married and living in the new house. Okay, so we just... We already had a kid. Okay. So yeah, we'd been together like three months. Yeah, I'm like a number. Because I know that I used to be a lot nicer to you, especially.

God, that is not, that is no joke. No, but you're the same way. Like you're, I mean, we're both just more comfortable with each other. I think that you typically, you put on your best face early on and then, you know, then you become jerks. And then you throw that face away and burn the place where it used to be. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, people just become different anyway.

Like you get older and you're just a little bit less eager to please all around. How long before, how long, like, did that happen to you in S&D? If you like, you guys have got worn past that first, like, glowy. Oh, yeah, yeah. Everyone goes through that. And then, all of a sudden, you're telling your husband to look for the car for the keys to the shed. You know you have them in your hand. Don't fucking call it a shed Gus. Not a fucking shed. There's nothing shed like about it. It's got a loft in it. It's got a loft in it. It's got black widows in it too. Okay. So it's a black widow hole Dude you live in the fucking shire, all right? Hobbit home like you're the thing that little space you have in the back of your like that's a shed

Yeah, it might as a ship. That's like a door in a box Like that's why I keep calling yours a shed because I have a shit No, no, we've got like a closet space. They're gonna make it's large enough for to put a bathroom in eventually if we ever do that Dude you taking the seriously I am taking it very seriously All right the, excuse me. Apparently the newness in your relationship, that's just one off. She's taking off her nice face.

Oh man, that was the worst. We had this party the other night. And Jeff did the thing that he promises to never do. And he did it again. Here's the thing. Jeff always apologizes without knowing what he's apologizing for. And he always says, I'll never do this again.

But then at the same time, just remember that. And then always says it I'll never do this again, but then at the same time, just remember that and then always listen again. So he does this thing where he'll, like, in the middle of a party, get too drunk and tired and wander off to the back to go check. I'll just silly be too drunk. He'll be like, let me go check on Millie and then he'll be gone for, like, 45 minutes

because he fell asleep, like in the back. Like in the back. That's how it's my exit. Yeah, but you always leave me, like, you'll, like, leave it, like, two in the morning when I'm trying to get people out the house. And then I have these, like, so I'm always there, like, trying to get the stragglers out the door and just, like, you'll, like, leave it, like, two in the morning when I'm trying to get people out the house. And then I have these, like, so I'm always there, like, trying to get the stragglers out the door and Jeff's, like, a sleep in the room without even saying goodbye to people.

And people are like, well, where's Jeff? I wanted to say goodbye. And I'm like, oh, I don't know. I keep checking on a million. So he did that to me again the other night. And then he came back out and the couple of stragglers were still there. And I just lost it in front of them.

And I was like, oh, well, guys, you're seeing, like, this is, you may have seen this item, maybe this is the man, I've seen this side of me, but this is like, kind of the same thing. And then meanwhile, meanwhile, I'm screaming a Jeff that he's leaving me to deal with these people who won't leave. They're right there watching. And they still hung around for like a fucking half an hour. It's like, I don't know what it was. What I have to do.

Oh, man. What you should do is you should have prescripted arguments about people who stay late and then have those arguments about them Like try to make it as terrible as possible ahead of time I mean if anyone stays late have that argument I think you just film it and then say I'd like you to watch this informative video No, but I think what I think is like people sometimes like think that they're I don't know like excluded from that like Oh all the other guys that stay that oh yeah those guys are jerks. What me mother in their living room? I think it's that people don't want to think that you're that they're the problem, you know, right and everyone else left

And they stayed late and I think that they they're just sitting there Like thinking to work show. Yeah Maybe that's it. They're really sucking it to these other guys. No, like Glad it's like I'm gonna hear about the shit. I need to be one of those dudes Hey, that reminds me we fucked up on the last podcast. We didn't mention that kid that made the one-minute animated podcast. Right. Right. Right. Right. Jay or Dan. Yeah. That thing was hilarious. Did you see he made a second one? No, we did. Yeah, he made a second one about Bernie talk, telling a story about trying about the Bernie.com domain and Bernie Tasmania.

Oh, how is it? It's good. Good. That's awesome. Yeah, he made a, I guess, after our Comic Con podcast, he made a little animated thing about the story Jeff and I told about being on the plane with those fucking cunts. Oh my god. And electronic devices. I'm getting mad thinking about it. And it was really funny. So I guess he's going back and doing a few others. Like he did the Bernie Tasmania one. I haven't checked recent. I don't know if he has any others. Yeah, that dude's very funny. He made an angry little rant of very funny, little movie. Yeah, I do think that like some of those stories, especially the Bernie one, I thought it definitely is improved by having some visuals. Yeah, it's really good.

And then people of course, all in the comments, we're talking about how it's a sham. You don't have to turn off electronic devices and everything It doesn't matter what it's a scam or not. It's a fucking rule. I'm with you. I believe it I believe you have trying to devices don't interfere with the fucking plate But I can't use my goddamn iPhone, you know, so no one else you're able to yeah I can't use any electronic device why the fuck can that bitch over there use an electronic? But why can't you? Because it's the rule. I'm cuz it. It's a rule that they set in place. Whether it's a bullshit rule or not, it's a fucking rule.

Just like, I would like to drive 120 miles an hour to work every day, but I don't because the rule is I can only drive 65. Therefore, I adhere to the rule. Yeah. If we don't have rules, we have chaos. The same argument we had before. OK. Makes me so mad.

I understand. I'm with you people. I don't think. I think they look like interference is all bullshit But I follow the rule exactly of course you do if it's all bullshit. Why do you think they do it? Well people say that they want you to use like their expensive inflect phone But that's bullshit too because they don't have phones on place. I get where this yeah Well, I can see maybe because they don't like it when there's too much clutter and stuff or like they want to be able to see

Seabeld's not kind of things so maybe they just don't want things getting too busy and they want you know They want you to be a tenetive and you and pay attention during takeoff and landing because, you know, it's the most dangerous. That's the most dangerous time. Most accidents and planes occur during takeoff and landing. Like the first six minutes of a flight and the last six minutes of a flight is where, you know, most of your accidents happen. So they want you to have your head out of your hands. Well, yeah, the last five minutes of the flight season when you're like, when you're crashing. Right. The last five minutes. I meant like on approach in normal and scenario that's where that's a very good point but you bring up an excellent point all right so we're against to co-bore what yeah dude I'm what you say they have a really good kind of

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Yeah, I'm trying to show you. Oh, yeah, whatever. It's the internet. I've seen everything on the internet. How do you not see shit on the internet? It's everywhere. All right. So, well done.

I think so. There's nothing else to be mad about, right? There's nothing else to be mad about. Redder's Blue, Revelation DVD, September 14th. Oh, yeah, yeah, that thing's gonna be awesome. Okay, thanks for listening. Yeah, bye-bye. Bye. of Diaz or nothing to do with this podcast. Analyze various unsolved and rooster teeth's cryptic podcast, f*** face.

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