Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #75

Episode Date: August 18, 2010

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twisted metal, streaming now, only on P-Cock. And there's no better day than Wednesday The way I take that back, the best day of public Saturday And there's people like Gus, who would think it's a hook in him But no pop thing, he's for sure a superhero Super Gus, and then Jeff, when you see him walking down the street You're like, dude, don't steal the wall, don't worry, Be on the decent community, take me to you And then there's Jack. Don't take me.

Well, let's just talk to him. Take me. Take me. Take me. Take me. Take me. Take me. Take me.

Take me. Take me. Take me. Take me. Take me. Take me. Take me. Take me. Take me. Take me. Take me. I feel like I need to defend myself. I'm a bit acquitted for dignity theft on flea counts. I got nothing.

I got nothing. You had a wicked guitar soloist, what you got? Bam, bam, bam, bam. And- It's a podcast. What about that? And Bernie's here, even though he wasn't in the theme song. They live you out, Bernie.

I know, that's what I get for being absent. I feel like you're one of the standards. That's my penance. Jeff, how do you steal someone else's dignity? I don't want to get into it I it's a as a condition of the Of the case. I'm there's a gag or yeah, there is a I'll go order is what started this in the first place Gotta be careful in five years Once the statue limitations expires. Yeah, Jeff is not licensed to gag

Was I called double indemnity Jeff cannot be on the podcast because Jeff is a registered sex offender. I'll stop. Speaking of licenses, Gus, we are out of this place September 1st, the place of winter. We were all sitting right now. Awesome. And we are scheduled to finish construction August 27th. What's the likelihood that time frame is going to stay? A, what is the likelihood that the construction will finish by August 27th?'s the likelihood that time frame is gonna gonna stay a what is the likelihood that the construction will finish But August 27th and be what is the likelihood that we can get permitted for a what is it a certificate of occupancy? You know how to do that? By the city of Austin in that amount of time the city of Austin's awesome about that stuff though

They actually are you Anyone is listening to this podcast your fantastic actually are. You uh, especially if anyone is listening to this podcast, you're fantastic. Great job. You're doing down there. So it's four days to of leeway of either a plus and minus days on construction or B that we won't get our certificate of occupancy. I haven't even bothered to check if that's a weekend. That's more than a pretty sure probably 27th is a Friday Oh yeah Yeah So we're fine Yeah So Ruchitagun will be home

So Ruchitit will be without office for a few days Yeah we'll have no office and a website Maybe we can just have a like It's a trifecta What's the third part of that? How are you holding up on those website problems? Awesome Dude the website got a major upgrade last night

Yeah I'm super excited about it You're probably haven't seen it yet It's making a fast We were talking about it this morning Before you hold the up on those website problems. Awesome. Dude, the website got a major upgrade last night. Yeah. I'm super excited about it. You probably haven't seen it yet. It's a mega fast. We were talking about it this morning. Yeah. Yeah.

They discovered a bug that was several bugs. Several bugs that they squashed with ones and zeros. Did you know the website is fast and stable? Did you hear the, like, my marriage, the well-masked skepticism? Yes, I did. I don't like it. It was. Yeah. Bernstein, let me off it on for 12 years now.

He's learned to meter his expectations appropriately. Tell me about it, why don't you? It still feels like after eight years, this is a grand experiment. I guess the community said is five years. It does feel like we're still in that shit. Any day now, that end of beta is coming. It's five and a few coming. I can feel it.

I can feel it. And the day the beta is over, I'm out of a job. So I hope it never ends. Yeah. It's like a fucking consultant. Just string it out as long as possible. Job. The thing about it is, is that, I mean, I was just reading about this

the day with the cold Google Verizon thing that they've done. Yeah, it's where they've made a two-tiered internet. They haven't made it. They want to make it. They want to make it. And it's just, you know, well, how often have we talked about this before? It's like, if you take everything that you do and you put it in the hands of companies, eventually, yeah, they can have a motto like, don't be evil, but eventually the people that made the don't be evil model motto, they just go away. And there's new people. And they don't care what the old people did.

They're just trying to make their own mark in the world. And they're like, hey, we could be making more money. Exactly. I want to be rich as the last guy who had this office. Yeah, exactly right. Or richer or richer. Yeah. So we watched, I remember we fought YouTube for a long time.

I remember when they, would they come out like 2005? 2005. And it was just like instantaneously, you had to be on YouTube to get noticed there's a web series or to be an online content creator. And we were all like, no, no. And you were all like, uh-huh.

And you know, the world, I mean, eventually the world changes. I mean, it's like we watched that before with like the ISPs and all that stuff. Once people moved away from the ISPs, the internet service providers that, you know, everyone had those things don't even exist anymore. Well, like looking back at that, that's almost like the whole discussion now. People wonder what like net neutrality is and all this stuff.

If there was no net neutrality, it would be like the old AOL days where like your access provider dictated what content you got. Yeah. It was like, this was AOL news, this was AOL, you know, everything. And this was all you could use. Yeah. Keyword news to see the news, you know, it's not like, I want to go to CNN or whatever. Well, there's, there's examples of this and we all have our internet service basically.

Most of us have it through either a phone company or through our cable company. Mm-hmm. And so just imagine the internet becoming like your cable service. You know, you might not have Nickelodeon just because your service provider doesn't care. It's like, oh, I can't watch Mad Men because we don't get AMC, you know. Right. And you might not realize what you do and don't get with your cable provider, but there's definitely stuff you don't get, like sports packages and things like that. Like imagine if you couldn't watch an MLB game on ESPN.com on internet because it just wasn't offered on your internet.

Or if you were like, oh shit, I can't watch this YouTube video because I already exhausted my 50 hours of YouTube for this month. Oh Jesus yeah. It's like, oh I guess I got to up my package to add some more YouTube hours. Or you used up all your internet for the month because you were watching YouTube for one day. Not the DRL is conversation, but that reminded me of something you used to do to me constantly. They drove me fucking crazy. You look angry. I feel like I'm mad thinking about it.

You used to talk about your hours of internet. You remember how everywhere you would go, there used to be AOL discs that were like 100-14 hours of AOL. Yeah. Gus used to go to the post office where there would be a stack of 100 of them and he would take them and he would hide them in my shit Constable They would be in my fucking there be under my pillow

He'd like lower the visor in his car and he'd get like a face lower You right I would lower the visor and shit would fall on me. He used to that to me every day I hated you for years for that it was probably in retaliation for something you did I might advance like god. I was annoying Do you remember when a well is on floppy disks, not even on CDs? What is this like reminiscing time? Hey, remember, this is part of the podcast that money loves. But, yeah, I mean, it's really disheartening to see all this net neutrality discussion and

that these companies, I mean, it's understandable. They want to make more money. They want to portion off their section of the internet so that they can, you know, be the kings of it and just make all the money. Don't you think there's a burden though on the audience too, like to not follow constantly the path of least resistance? Like the way the internet was, it maybe just graduated away from there, maybe that wasn't the model that could be sustained, but people had home pages, you know, people were creating the content for the internet.

Now they just go and fill out essentially a template on Facebook and on Twitter because it's all out of their forms and you feel stuff out and that's it. You're not really doing anything, you know, you're just, you know, you're communicating in the thing and it's really easy and everybody has access to it and all that and because it's easier eventually somebody else controls it and then they determine how you're going to use it. Well, it's also another more positive side effect of the fact that it's easier is that it's more open.

You know, anyone can do it now. Whereas before, it was a lot more difficult and maybe a little more exclusionary. Yeah. And you get dudes like the shit my dad says guy on Twitter who just signs up for a Twitter account. Like, I might be internet, like, he might be HTML retarded and could have never had a web page in now. He's got a fucking book deal on the TV show.

Well, that's in a way that's, you know, I mean, that's a good example. I mean, that's why people, I think that's why people do it is that when YouTube came out, I think people thought hosting a web video was harder than it was, you know, that YouTube, to me, it's like if you make something that people want to see and you spend all the hours writing and then you film it and you make it or shoot it or whatever

or you just look into a camera and talk and you're a talented enough person people connect with you you know like to all those YouTube bloggers if you do that and you have the capability of doing it that's the hard part yeah the part where you encode it and then put it up on a server somewhere that's really not the hard part this is a part you only have to figure out one time yeah you know and that's really all that YouTube offer that's all that's also easier now than it used to be back then it was a lot more complicated and I think a lot more Expensive to have a hosting package where you could do that kind of thing

Sure, but then you give that stuff away and you give it to YouTube and then the YouTube aggregates all that Yeah, before you know, then YouTube does have this extraordinary value Which is that's where you have to go to discover new things? Mm-hmm And more portals where people have to go they think I have to put my stuff there to reach anyone at all. Right. Which is so weird. And then you just lost a sea of shit.

Of noise. Right. There's just like, that's a perfect example. It's so little signal in this fucking ocean of noise. Yep. It's like, God, there's so much shit out there. It's impossible to find anything. Yeah, it's crazy.

It's crazy. And it's been now. It's got the value. So now YouTube dictates what people see or don't see. You know what I mean? Yep. I mean, it's kind of a long time ago that you can't make something on the internet. Have it be good and people wouldn't see it. People would have to see it because that's the people on the internet to do that. They're to see stuff and how there's so much stuff. You could make something. Something could make something. You know, I see stuff all the time. It's like, what is this? This thing is incredible. It's been out for a year and a half. Yeah. How come I didn't see this? This is like Taylor made for me.

Mm-hmm. Speaking of Taylor made for people, how did you like Scott Pilgrim, Jack? I enjoyed it. The story was a little bit kind of rough, but the visuals were incredible. I think I said I gave it a B+. Yeah, though, it seems like I haven't seen the movie, but it's based on the trailers. It seems like it's a very stylized movie. Yeah. Yeah. There's some really, really cool't seen the movie, but it's based on the trailers. It seems like it's a very stylized movie. Yeah. There's, I mean, there's some really, really cool stuff in the movie, but, um, well, I mean, overall, it's a, it's a fun summer movie, you know, but it's not the most incredible thing ever.

Your B plus was probably the most negative review I saw on Twitter the entire week. Yeah, it seems like everyone sort of slabbering over the movie. Yeah, I've seen everyone positive buzz. Yeah, so. Yeah. I'm surprised I thought the movie would have done better in the box office on the opening week. It made $10 million on a $60 million production budget. But I read somewhere yesterday that movies like this like Ticass and like like Scott Pilgrim, like the movie itself is pretty much a trailer for the DVD release. Like these movies make a lot more money on the back end

because they have a much more passionate fan base than your typical, you know, your typical movie. Like it's so, like the fans who go see this movie, we'll see it in the theater three times and then buy the DVD and then five years later buy the next DVD and then, you know, then a 20-year special DVD, you know. Like it's okay if the movie only pulls in 25 million in the most office post that's gonna do 40 or 50.

Yeah, like kickass made like a hundred million when it went on DVD. Yeah, I could see that. I mean, it's like, you know, it's interesting, you say that like I didn't see kickass in the theater. I had no desire to see that movie, but as soon as it was on Zoom, I was like, oh, I'll watch that.

Yeah, I'm here. There you go. Yeah, it's like six bucks to watch it in HD or from the front. So I mean, they don't make as much money on that transaction most likely, but they're still, you know, they're making money. They're still a tale there. So yeah, there's there's this weird sort of new subgenre of movies sort of like that.

So I think it will be it was it's it's almost like niche programming, you know, of movies how fast was the switch from essentially from DVDs to buying stuff all digitally? I mean, does everyone in this room do you guys all buy stuff digitally now? Absolutely. I can tell you that I bought one DVD in the last year probably. And that was very recently about the Clone Wars series from Millie because it's not available on iTunes or on Zinn. I bought the Avatar Blue Ray and before that I couldn't tell you what the last thing I bought was. I still buy Blu-rays, not nearly as frequently as I used to buy DVDs, but I still buy the occasion on Blu-ray.

You know, Avatar is interesting because I love that movie when I thought I have no desire to see it on DVD. It's being re-released. I know, but I'm going to go see the re-released for the nine new minutes of footage. So I am excited to see the theater again. The smurf sexy? Yeah, I just don't want to watch it on television for some reason. Maybe it's just like it has to exist in 3D for me.

How many times did you see Avatar in the theater? Once. I would recommend going, I wouldn't saw it a second time with you. Yeah. And I would recommend going back just to watch it. Not, they're just see it. I should say not to watch it. Don't watch the movie, just see it. And it's, I mean, it's crazy. I probably would watch a, like, a 60 minute faux documentary or mockumentary that James Cameron

would make about Pandora, like exploring it, like it's an actual national geographic video. Right. Because that's, I mean, it was cool just to watch it. It's funny, you say that, because I read an interview with him the other day where he was talking about the re-released with the nine additional minutes

and, you know, pre-production work on Avatar 2. And they were asking about these nine new minutes and one of the things he talked about was some of the new creatures that you'll see in the nine new minutes that weren't in the original release and talking about like their names and what, you know, what defines these creatures. Yeah, some of them were in the video game, actually. Oh, really? Yeah, so that's pretty cool. I'm excited about that too, actually. Like there's gonna be some sleeping shots of like animals like grazing together, that's gonna be cool.

I mean, I will definitely see it when it releases. Just because there's no other way to see it in 3D. Although I probably won't go to the fucking iMacs because you ruined that for me a couple of podcasts like Oberney. Oh, it's Blasher in it, right? Blasher in it, I just shared the misery. Thanks for that.

I've noticed on 3D movies, you can see the actual screen a lot better than you can in normal movies. Is that just me? What's he saying? Like, for some reason, like, I saw something in 3D. You know, those 3D glasses are not prescription. It's something weird, like, in Avatar, like, you can see the physical screen a lot better than you can with, I honestly don't know what it is but for some reason it pops more maybe you're just looking harder because it's in 30 days you're paying more attention I've never noticed the screen I have no idea why it is but I swear to God

maybe you're like piano in the matrix but on your super cool 3d glasses you can see all the green lines Did you watch that team fortress 2 rage video? I watched you watch it. Oh my god. It's 10 minutes of a guy dropping F-bombs, over 200 F-bombs and 10 minutes playing team fortress 2. It's like the podcast with team fortress 2.

Basically. It's definitely worth a lot. It's hilarious. You know, I gotta say, I actually like that culture of the yelling and screaming occasionally. Like when you drop in a multiplayer and you get that. you get a guy like that it's that guy's funny yeah and passionate he's good he's good at it yeah there's a lot of guys who aren't good at it and there's nothing worse than watching someone try and fail

it's well his balls have also dropped to it's nothing worse than getting like the eight-year-old kid screaming like that I hate the country guys like the guys you think are in the middle of like I don't know don't play To yeah, that's the that's like the Alabama Mississippi Like imagine a guy like his neighbors are two miles away and he's sitting on his couch You know, I mean naked No, he's got a wonderful, like, jam of the box or shorts on him. Come on, y'all.

Playing on a giant 4-3 projection TV. Accents are a weird thing. Do you think now with, like, the advent of Xbox Live and easier communication across the country that we will see accents disappear conceivably within our lives? It doesn't take much. Television didn't do it. I can tell you- As an interesting point. When I was- I had an accent my entire life. And when I joined the army, I lost it within the week.

It was going. You're drill sergeant probably yelled at you for it though, right? No, I mean, I went to- I went to basically training in South Carolina and most of the people that I was in basically training with were also from the South. It's just like- Why did you drop it then if everyone had it?

Not everybody had it, but some people did. A lot of people did. There were like 60 people, and maybe 30 of them had southern accents And you just you just lose it fast. Do you hear other people talk differently or you realize that you sound like an idiot Just goes away But you do you find that you whenever you go back to visit say your parents do you adopt your southern? Orson to my wife and if I talk to my grandparents I immediately have a Southern accent,

but that's only time. And I don't see it, but she says it's like, it's really bad. My wife says the person that I adopted Texas accent, whenever I talk to like, when we were gonna buy a new car or when we go talk to construction guys or stuff like that, she says I adopted Texas accent. I think you have to, don't you?

It's not even a way to get to meet me. It's just a way to get to meet me. It's done almost, it's weird. Like, hey, I'm an insider, I'm, yeah,'s not even a way. It's just a way to get me to do this. It's just a way to get me to do this, though, and almost it's weird. Like, hey, I'm an insider. I'm, yeah, that validates you somehow. Right. Yeah. Or just maybe I just talk about manly things, and I know regularly do that in my life, you

know. You don't adopt a Texas accent when you talk about the achievements in being a piata. It's funny. You're talking about nails and lumber all of a sudden. Maybe what makes a lot of source? That's not what I'm talking about. Is it just my headphones that are to somebody sound buzzy a little bit? I think we all kind of do.

I was drinking earlier. It's me. I don't hear it. OK, cool. You hear it touch, I hear something like that. I hear it's your audience here, now, though. Thank you. That's the watermark.

That's the water stain. So did you guys see the Age of Empires online? I don't know, I don't understand what that means. I saw the announcement, I didn't read the details. There's going to be some sort of persistent world. So it's like an RTS, but it's persistent world-based. I don't know. A persistent real world-based in history?

So, so maybe you play now in 50 years, you'll get up to like make using tools right or something. Okay, in Kotaku they say basically it looks like Age of Empires started hanging out with Farmville and the two got real close. That's their quote. So, you're into Farmville, he might be into the next Age of Empires. So, it's trying to preemptively strike at World of Starcraft before it comes out. I guess a World of Starcraft. Speculation. How else is that? Do you see the windows 7 phone game line? Yeah, that's pretty much on there. Dude, there's a lot of games there. There's a crackdown to like power defense game. I'll read some of that Halo waypoints on there too.

Assassin's Creed, crackdown to Project Sunburst, Earthworm Gym, Flight Control, oh, Fruit Ninja, great. You say flight control, right? Yeah. Halo, laypoint, Jack. You have no idea where Fruit Ninja is. You play a game called Angry Birds. That's the best game ever.

Highest grossing game on the iPhone. Uh, Splinter Cell Conviction, Star Wars Battle for Hawth, Star Wars Cantina, Oregon Trail, Twin Blades, Uno, Zombies Attack, and something called Zombies. Ooh, Women's Murder Club, Death and Scarlet. Battle for Hawk. And all of it, that's gonna be a grim game. Yeah, it's a yay you won, you got Hawk.

Don't worry, the worst backwater ice ball winning. Congratulations. Congratulations. Celebrate over some Bantha soup. What were they fighting for, not? They just had their power generator, that was it. Wait What were they find more not they just had their power generator that was We lost that let's get the fuck out here. Oh no all those games are gonna have achievements It also shows that you'll be I guess you'll be able to see your avatar Yeah, right you'll be able to see your avatar. You have your friends like animated and

But yeah, there's gonna be achievements on all those games and multiplayer So I have to check that out. So let me ask you question Jeff. Oh, you're getting in promotion today You are now global marketing and Microsoft. Oh, thank you. Congratulations. I've worked very hard You have you have fun. So you have to name the new phone that has all these games on it. What do you name the phone? I can name it the Windows 7 mobile phone. That's what you name it. I don't think the problem here is that Remember Microsoft just makes the operating system. They don't make the phone So this is an operating system. They're gonna license out to like Samsung or not Nokia. They have their own shit Kiosera. I don't know other cell phone manufacturers.. LG. So they're going to name the phones. OK.

And it just runs the Windows 7 operating system. Right. The Windows 7 mobile operating system. And so you want to name it something that implies both games and business. Right. I assume as well. So you don't, you, I've been getting it here.

Well, what I would probably do is I'm going to name it like spreadsheet. Like there's no Xbox in here. So I'm getting it. They didn't name it like the X phone or anything like that. I wish somebody would I'm gonna I'm gonna buy isn't that what this is Yes, plus business applications and all that are you to buy one? And I'm gonna buy one for the games. I'm not gonna switch away from my iPhone

My phone's the greatest thing ever made, but I will buy one and hopefully I can use it without a phone Yeah, let's see how I feel once you get your hands on the Windows 7 phone. You may love it way more. I doubt it But it's possible, you know never said never I guess I don't know if the iPhone is the greatest thing ever invented I was thinking about this last night because I had to send out my vehicle registration Which by the way why the fuck can you not do that for five years like I would pay for my vehicle registration for five years out Sure, and I would even take the hit-up I sell the car, and I lose two years of my registration. Yeah, that's what's 100 bucks. I just think the fact that I got to feel like four forms

to give the government 60 bucks, so that I can drive my car. Vehicle registration is like, whenever you hear about registration in different countries, like they'll be able to register our vehicles, it makes sense to us because we do it. But like when you hear like in England that they have to register their TVs, and you have to pay for the tags for your TV, for the license for your TV, it sounds weird, right? Sure. Like what the fuck would you need a license your TV, but what the fuck do we need a license our cars?

It's like I own my car, you know. I pay taxes on gas every time I fill the damn thing up. Why do I need to register it every year? But then again your TV might, you know, probably won't kill somebody or doesn't have the ability to kill registration is independent of inspection It's not inspection. It's just my registration for my license, but that doesn't it tie you to a vehicle though I could kill somebody with a TV Do it right now. You give me one day to fucking silver spoons marathon You have one dead mother fucker So are you saying Jack I'm sorry? Well like the registration doesn't tie a person to a vehicle though like a person is

responsible for that vehicle. It is nothing to do with inspectors. But it happens when you sell why you retire every year. Why do we need to retime? Okay that's not any such as but I mean I can understand why it's registered though. I mean I can understand paying for the registration for your vehicle when you buy it but every year I got to renew it and if I don't renew it I get a ticket. It's silly. It is silly. Sorry, venting. Anyway, it's totally silly.

No, I think we're on your side. It's just a way for them to eat that a little bit more of that hard earned cash. Exactly right. So this is also, I got a bus out of checkbook. When the, I can't produce a checkbook, right? So, because I went on the online thing and the government systems online don't work, you know,

you take on your VIN number and like, your vehicle doesn't qualify. I think I got to know why. Why? Please explain to me why my vehicle doesn't qualify to register. Well, you haven't had a valid registration in about three years. Yeah, that might be the reason. My registration is my inspection was not valid. But because of emissions or something like that, it's some kind of sensor that does their

job for the network. But so anyway, I was going to, I was trying to find a post office box and I never looked for this thing so I don't catalog my brain where these things are. So I thought, hey, I was gonna I was trying to find a post office box and I never looked for this thing So I don't catalog in my brain where these things are so I thought hey I'm gonna go try to find a post office box now How would you do that? How would you try to find a local post office box? USPS dot com. Yeah, right USPS dot com. Do you think that would be an easy process? Like you go to USPS dot com. Yeah, and you could just like find it. Enter in my zip code and it would tell you that.

You wouldn't have to search through like the latest stamps and all that. Yeah, now that should be a fucking link at the top. Find a there should be do you think there would be? I think so, but I'm getting the feeling there is. Well, here's one thing is that I don't I assume that it would just be a website filled with garbage that's not relevant in any way about like the latest land's armstrong stamp or something like that. Or, you know, do you want to sign up with pop-up sales? I so I downloaded the USPS app and the USPS app had three things

Postage rates low mailboxes that are nearby to you by location, you know by your geo Whatever it's called you you know long-range GPS and get it and I found it I just pulled up the Google Maps that showed me all the things around me based on where I am That's great and what I was thinking about was that the Google Maps that showed me all the things around me based on where I am. That's great. And what I was thinking about was that apps are now the way the internet kind of used to be about five or six years ago, or maybe even further back now, maybe 10 years ago, when there wasn't all these bells and whistles.

So the websites had information on them. Right. And now apps are like, I go to apps because there's a streamlined way to get this information. And it's not cluttered up with a bunch of garbage. It's the no bullshit delivery system. It is, it's like you strip away all the bullshit, but I can already feel all this bullshit creeping into the app stuff, you know what I mean? Hey, let me ask you a question while we're on the subject of registration. Do you, are you required to show current insurance to get your car registered?

Yes, you are, but you're not. You are, but if you, I, the last time I, the last two times I've registered my car, one time I did it through the mail, they say include your insurance. Yes. And I didn't do it. Just, just to fuck with them. Just to see, still got my registration. No problem. The next time I registered my car, I did it over the phone because I saw phone number. Yep. Didn't require it. So like, what a huge loophole. Theoretically it's all tied together. Right. And that's the thing that's the forms I did feel that I. So, like, what a huge loophole. Theoretically it's all tied together, right? And that's the thing, that's the forms I did fill out I had to go like, my mind, my-

I mean, they may not care as much now that they have that system in Texas. I guess so. They can look at your license plate and determine whether or not you have insurance. You could call the lady at fucking Neldewell Spears office down there. And you could call her on the phone right now

and say, I wanna register my car over the phone. They're like, yeah, okay, no problem, that I did it. I did it, here's my credit card number. You'll get your registration tomorrow. Yeah, like, they've okay, no problem. I don't know. Here's my credit card number. You'll get your registration tomorrow. Yeah, like they've got fastest thing ever. They might have the same access to the police due to run the lighting split. That's possible.

Yeah, I get a status. So it might not be as big of a deal anymore. I wonder whether we would step you had to register another country. It's like, what's a weird thing you have to register in Canada, do you think? Guns like that. Redis sure you're gun. You have to register your gun here, don't you? It's a real hard to get a gun in there. You have to show a driver's license to get a gun. You have to register your gun here. Don't you know hard to get a gun?

You have to show a driver's license to get a gun bullshit What go to a gun show buy and cash Yeah, he's right. You can you can just buy the gun show you can go to a gun. Yeah I go to a gun show with cash and buy a fucking machine gun to shoot all your mother fuckers That's what is a dumpster and they'll never find me. Can't shoot me I got a fucking TV was so Take your ass. That's why they have those like permanent gun show. That's why it's down.

There's always a gun show somewhere around Austin. That's scary. So like, one thing I always wondered about too is if you get a gun stolen, is that a big deal? You don't know. You don't know. Well, like if somebody steals your gun, they shoot somebody with your gun and then you know.

If you report stolen, you're fine. If anybody in this company has a gun, it's gonna get stolen the next six months. I know we got a rash of thefts like personal thefts with people getting break ins in their cars. Griffin I just find out Griffin is still finding stuff that was stolen out of our studio. You lost a painting too. It sucks. I think the economy. I think people are kind of getting desperate. Those art thieves in Austin. I just look at for anything they can you know

fucking pawn or sell them Craigslist. I'm Craigslist Jesus. Yeah I'm sure people are kind of getting desperate. Those art thieves in Austin. Nice looking for anything they can, you know, fucking pawn or sell them Craigslist. I mean Craigslist, Jesus. Yeah. I'm sure, you know, people take shit like that painting. No one will probably be able to take that before Craigslist. I pay 400 fucking dollars.

Yeah, I'm, you know, I'm sure they're not gonna pawn it. They're just put it on Craigslist. Too, but they can get. Yeah, why not? 30 bucks. 30 bucks a better than zero bucks. I guess. I'm just dealing it.

If you're a thief, you've got to work hard to make this money. It seems like now, too. If you like a thief in a smashing grab thief. I mean you're like infalliny territory within one handful. Yep. Look what does it take to get a felony for theft? Anybody have any? Oh it's like it's not much. It's like 500 bucks worth of. I think it's cheap. It doesn't have like four or five hundred dollars. I mean you know it's essentially the retail or the list price for you and electronic device is a felony pretty much Yeah, it was stealing like a DS or next box controller. I mean, how you can grab One of those books is CDs of some being or you know the next box

We could take a person's worth 500 bucks theoretically. Could you like let's say I had a bunch of games on demand on a 16 gig memory stick Could you like let's say I had a bunch of games on demand on a 16 gig memory stick? Gosh, you're blowing my mind like Someone's feeling a memory stick and constitute that much of it's like I used to have enough software on there If if anyone on this podcast answers that question We're gonna billion emails about how it's not theft Because it's a digital copy and you still have yours and I wouldn't go on anyway It's stolen because you could leave down. Also the best part, also the best part of trying to explain to a police officer how that works.

I mean dealing with the police officer I've been dealing with, it was rough enough explaining what an IP address was. I was like, I mean, like I gave them, we have friends of Microsoft and they do a deal where they can track Xbox is based on a console ID. I had recently moved my DRM to a brand new Xbox I just got. And so I had the console ID. I knew exactly what it was.

And so I gave it to the police officer. I was like, call this number, it's Microsoft. Tell them this is the ID, this is the console ID, this is my profile I've signed in with. And they literally will tell you anytime someone logs online with this machine. And the cops just didn't get it. Like he literally said, yeah, that Microsoft thing just didn't work. Though my password

is wrong or something. I'm not gonna pursue that. Are you kidding me? He's got other reports to take. He's too busy to investigate. Yeah, it's too busy to work on a case when there's other cases not to work on. He's like, I can solve this murderer, help Jack get his Xbox. I don't, but it's just like it was a nun, but Jack really likes to play crackdown. I don't know. Anyway, I don't like that argument.

Hey, Detective Frank, how much is a lot of source worth? Ha, ha, ha. Do you have lessons for that? Anyway, I mean, at this day and age, you should be able to track damn near anything using the internet. We'd be great too. It's like even if he understood it, even if even the people who understand like the technology and all that, there's still the debates about whether or

not the digital stuff is actually stolen and what the value of it is. You know, you're basically in coverage with cop. You know, they stole my CDs officer. It's like, well, I hear most of those bands make their money touring anyway. It's a record of exec executions take all that money. Did you imagine trying to explain why somebody like, they think the worst thing in the world that you have in me is that somebody stole my memory card, not for whatever

games I downloaded, but for the 180 games of save files. Yeah. Try to explain that value. It's cloud computing, man. cloud computing. I've got 40,000, I've got 40,000 kills on left for dead one. I'm so close to Did you see what happened to be in the end of the last night? Did you read his Twitter? No He was trying to clear out his crackdown to he hit the game on his memory card a lot of the people got it like reviewers and stuff Yeah

And he accidentally wiped all the crackdown to data office office card So he lost all of his orbs and a save games and everything like that so he lost everything so start over from scratch it is one of those things that's terrible when it happens to you and it just ultimately when you hear about it happening to somebody else it just doesn't really all that matter that much it is kind of like you know yeah that's really sad and you recognize him out of time that went into it but it's like what's the penalty here you have to play a game again you know what I mean that's really sad. And you recognize him at a time that went into it, but it's like, what's the penalty here? You have to play a game again. You know what I mean?

It's hard to really feel the heart to do. But when it happens to you, it's fucking into the world. Fuck it right now. Kill someone with this TV. No, I get it. I feel for him. Like Ricky Schroder's about to murder your ass. You're about to get baited.

We need a way to say that. I identify with your problem. I sympathize, but I don't empathize. That's the way to say it. I care once removed. That's actually... Just acknowledge. I acknowledge.

I acknowledge. I acknowledge. Logically, I understand your problem emotionally. So, to be speaking of the stuff that gets out there, that was a word segway ever. Looking at Gus's laptop, I should say that. Looking at Gus's laptop, he has the star worsting up. And they put out a new scene from Return to the Jedi. What made you ask your question?

Where do you think that scene's been hanging out for the last 30 years? Oh, I don't know what it is. It's just like on Lucas' shelf. It's like, oh yeah, there's the lightsaber scene. I forgot about that. It makes me wonder what else is there. It's a cool scene, too.

It's pretty cool. It's an okay scene, but it was just really cool to see. It's like that, I had an emotion watching that that I had, that I didn't have watching any of the movies in the new trilogy. Yeah, I agree. But I could see why it's cut, I guess, because I guess that scene would have taken place,

would have been like the first scene in the movie. Yeah, yeah. And I think, I kind of like the way Jedi starts already with, you know, 3PO and R2D2 walking up to the palace and Luke shows up in all black. Right. I don't know what's going on. I mean yeah it's a cool scene but I can see why I was here. Yeah, I can see why I was good. For people who don't know what the scene is it's Luke inside of a cave on Tatooine completing his lightsaber so essentially he becomes a dark knight or a dark knight. I'd become the Jedi. I guess he's supposed to put his lightsaber

into R2 for a use later when he shoots it up on the sailbarge. Oh really? I didn't see that part. I think that's what they apply to it towards the end. He's reached with it towards R2. Oh, okay. Yeah, so that's the bit about Jedi. Like to become a Jedi Knight, you have to build your own lightsaber. But it shows among other things. Yeah, it shows Darth Vader like walking through one of those sets one of those sets with all the white walls. Yeah. It almost looks like he's back on the very first art destroyer. Yeah, the Princess Layship and the very first Star Wars. He's on one of those like it's all white walls.

And then he ends up in that little chamber that he sits on. I love that chamber. I love that chamber too. You know what? Every time I see that chamber, I think of that Darth Vader being an asshole. Yeah. That is brilliant. God, that is so brilliant. If you've never seen that, you should definitely.

Yeah, I'll hold it over. We will totally link them to that. That's one of the best Star Wars mashups I've ever seen. I remember as a kid, we had to see Darth Vader's face. Yeah, oh hell yeah. When the third movie was coming out, you were going to have to see it. I can't feel like it's not the case anymore. I was reading in a YouTube comment that the,

somebody said, at the end of reach, do the show master's shoes face, like first of all, master's shoes even reach. And, you know, why they even talking about master's shoes even reach. And then, this is the first time I've ever heard that sentiment, like, we have to see master's shoes face. I don't wanna see that.

I've heard people say that before. Like, in Halo, was in Halo 2 or Halo 3, someone like looked at the texture file to try to see if there was a face under the mask. That was Halo 3. Yeah, right. I think we've already seen it in that too. Like they put it in some marble.

Well, you see him as a child. Yeah. You know, actually, Bungie, Frankie addressed this at that Halo universe panel when that at Comic Con. Somebody asked about that and he said, you saw him as a child in the Marble Comic and that's all you will ever see. Really? Wasn't that him in the commercial? He said that definitively. He said you will never see we're not going to show us face. We have no interest in doing that. Yeah, I think it's usually may even like showed him as a child because then you have a definitive race on him,

which yeah, I just like a little blanket. Right? Why couldn't you be like the rock? Why can't you be me or you? So you know which we saw Jack and I went and saw the other guys. I hear that's pretty good. Yeah, it was pretty good. It was pretty good. Yeah, the best Will Ferrell movie in a while.

But I got to tell you that Samuel Jackson and the rock at the beginning of it, they stole the internship. Yeah, they're the best part of that movie. You know, they were so funny. They played a clip on Stern the other day, which was then having an argument where Mark Loverg said that if he was in the animal kingdom, he would eat. If he was a lion and he was a lion, he would eat Will Ferrell as a tuna.

And that whole scene how it played it was really fun. Yeah, it was funny. It was part of the funny scene in the home movie. Really? Yeah. Yeah. I'm sad I've seen it now. I thought Eva Mendez is freaking hot. Yeah, I love her.

I've never been much of an Eva Mendez fan, but she was great in this.. I mean she was really funny and really hot and she played Will Fennel's wife Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm gonna get to part of this we get a room potentially learning for you. So you should definitely see it It's a um, you know, I would say would you say the definite C Jack? How do you feel about it? Uh, I would say it's a DVD watcher, you know like our Netflix hitter something. Yeah, that's what I plan on doing Zooning it. We don't really go to movies anymore, dude. I gotta make a fucking decision between zoom and iTunes.

I gotta have my stuff on one, half my stuff on the other. I never know. I never know what movie exists where or how I'm gonna watch it. I would lean iTunes. There's more platforms for it. Yeah, I don't know, but I use my Xbox for way more than my computer. But I don't have Apple TV. If I had Apple TV, maybe. Plus you'll have a Windows 7 phone soon. I'm sure they'll have zoom integration as well Or you may just stay with us plus dude the nice thing about zoom that you have to acknowledge is I can go and I can download

The other guys and then I can delete it because I need space and then six months from now I can read downloaded again You can do that through iTunes. Can you? Yeah, there's a show available downloads day Yeah, that's because it hasn't been downloaded. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, dude, once you download a movie, I bought season one of Mad Men long time ago, watched it, deleted it by accident, and I can't re-download it. Yeah, Gus, Gus and I experienced this on the way to Comic Con. That's it. Because I was in the middle of watching the wire on my old laptop. I bought a new laptop, brought the new laptop, and then we sat at the airport and tried to figure out how to get the wire, because we had like an hour to kill,

how to download a couple episodes of the wire, and we could, it's impossible. Couldn't be done. You mean, episodes you had already downloaded? And episodes I had already purchased and downloaded. So you can purchase them to a disc or put them on a hard drive and then copy them over or you can't really work.

You can purchase them and then not download them, then download them later on a different machine. Right, that's it. The really bizarre thing about that too is if let's say you watched episode one of the wire and then you downloaded, watched it and all that. And the next time you go to buy it, it even warned you. You've already bought this. So you want to buy it again. Are you sure you want to buy it again? It's like, no, how about I just download it? That's not an option. No, not an option. It's either buy it again or no, I don't want to buy it.

And the nice thing about this is, I have like four Xboxes set up in my house so if I want to watch or if I want to stream something I can just go to any Xbox and stream whatever. You're watching on two Xboxes at the same time. I could if I wanted to. Plus with Hulu and ESPN and Netflix all on the Xbox. I think the Zoom is benefiting from that as well. Yeah. This is, they'll be, there will be some kind of equilibrium reached. I don't know what it is on this DRM stuff But I wish we would get to the point where someday if you buy a piece of entertainment be it a television show or a movie or a Video game well, I guess video games platform specific but or a Like a song you have a digital license for it that exists across all platforms. Yeah, I don't think that'll ever happen

But that would be great So if I wanted to buy the other guys and watch it on my computer via iTunes, I don't think that'll ever happen. Another thing that's fucked up is you moved away from that. Yeah. If you could buy an MP3 and you had the MP3s, and then now suddenly, we don't have that anymore.

Now we have a Zoom versus iTunes. Like one of the things I'm scared about is I used to when I had the Roku player way back before, you know, Netflix integration was on the Xbox. I bought that Roku player, which was awesome But it died eventually. I have for about two years and it died and the Roku players just a dedicated Netflix streaming It is but it's also Amazon on demand Okay, and I bought a bunch of stuff a bunch of movies from million Amazon on demand and now those are just in the ether They're gone. I mean, I maybe I can go to Amazon and find them and watch them via some Amazon thing on my computer

But it's like there's to me like all those episodes of all those Harry Potter movies that bought an Amazon Just don't exist. I'm sure you can log in. No, I'm fine find it Amazon's actually pretty good You know me. I'm a big guy. Can I just download the like an MOV? You can probably watch it on their play in line Yeah, it's not then or you go get another you know, I just it's funny say that just yesterday I ordered a standalone Blu-ray player For my house and it comes with Netflix streaming and Amazon video on demand built into it I like the Amazon video on the man when I had it. Yeah, okay. I use it all So it's giving you a new password. I'll just watch all your movies. Oh, thank you All right, so I've been doing a little bit of research here

So you know you can there's no easy way to redamble with purchase items But you can concept like if you if you're a computer crashes know, you can, there's no easy way to re-download purchase items, but you can contact, like if you, if you're a computer crashes or something, you can contact Apple and tell them what happened and they can, they can basically flip the switch and it'll re-download all your purchases to the ability to let you do this. They just don't give it to you. Yeah, fuck that. So, anyway. Well, it's like the, I mean, everyone has to have some measure

protection in because people are just I mean People are not trustworthy. They'll do whatever they can they get I think I'll share you the names and passwords and read out load everything I don't know but still I just still has that five computer limit for authorization and it's up to the iTunes Representative to say yes or no on that like I could say I bought a new laptop I have all the stuff on my old laptop I don't want to go to the process of copying it to a hard drive and then moving it over. So can I just read down on a new laptop? That dude could be having a bad day and

go, no, my coffee was cold. No, I guess so. I don't think you can still get it done. We're saying here is that you can't do it, but you can do it. You just can't do it easily. Yeah, I mean, you can't do it. Making a phone call to someone, that's the way the world works. Sometimes you have to do it that way. Yeah you know, we're just used to if it's more than two clicks. It's bullshit And I it doesn't exist no more bullshit. Oh, you're gonna make that sure I guess if it's a fundamental Feature of one of your competitors. It just seems like it would be something that Apple would want to integrate Yeah as much as I love Apple and iTunes and I really do, it makes me not want to use iTunes.

I get what you're saying, but a lot of times what happens is the market leader does things and then the person right behind him will do other things to try to, you know, stand out and then it's just they become the market leader. They have a top-up account. Yeah, they can't help all that stuff down. You know, I mean, I'm, I was really happy to see that they have DRM free music now on iTunes Absolutely. I mean that kind of drives me wacky that you couldn't like you had to watch it in iTunes And he had to use iTunes to sync to your iPod and all that

God that stuff was bullshit because CDs. I know DRM on them anyway in the first place No, I know they don't yeah, so fucking bullshit Well, that was just if you went out and bought a physical copy and ripped everything you were fine Yeah, but people just don't don't do that. You know, they don't do that. Like I said, there shouldn't be an equilibrium reach. It's gonna bounce back and forth for a while and make people crazy, but what can you do?

Yeah. Bits are about it in a in a popular podcast. Well, it does seem to like the digital, the digital delivery is the final format. Yes. Like we were, I know you and I have talked about this before, but there has to be some movie that just by virtue of when it came out in history made the most amount of money. Let's take the Godfather, for instance,

because the Godfather came out in the early 70s and it's when people went to movies. They weren't even released wide, like they released in LA, New York, and then they'd worked their way across the country and wore it amount. And it was such a huge theatrical. It's when everybody went to the movie and never saw it.

So I made a ton of money in theaters. Then it went to cable, probably went to television when all those things were huge. Then it went to VHS, then DVD came out, then Blu-ray came out, then digital came out. So they could essentially sell that movie about eight different times, just from different formats, not from re-rele releases of master collections or whatever

You know they can redo that over and over again like honestly Star Wars or I think godfather was even a HD DVD which is a dead format You don't even think about a dead format like they had beta max in there too, right or what was that other format the original Divex? Oh, yeah, the original Or laser disk godfather's a huge laser disk movie. I mean just think about the number of formats and there's certain benefit that now movie coming out Well, granted there's a lot of different ways you can sell things now, but they're not gonna have that long tail of like all those different formats being invented Yeah, it'll be digital. Yeah, I mean think about the matrix selling just DVDs how many DVDs the matrix sold Yeah, I feel like that's that was like the breakout DVD player

You got to buy a DVD player to watch the matrix DVD movie. So think it's more since time. Yeah, I feel like that's that was like the breakout DVD player you got to buy a DVD player to watch The Matrix DVD movie speaking fortune time, yeah speaking of the godfather We were talking about the godfather and how I haven't seen the god how ridiculous it is I haven't seen the godfather in the last podcast after the last podcast aired I got a call from my mom as she goes you're absolutely lying you have totally seen the godfather And I was like I swear I've never seen that movie and she said you don't remember because you were six But you watched the godfather Wow, what the hell were you doing showing me the godfather is six? Hey, what is it she's like?

Whatever what is your son think about the godfather? Yeah, I asked her I said well, did I like it? And she said no you were terrified by it you cried all Because they're fucking cutting horses heads off. Oh, it's choking. I do the piano wire It's funny too because I like, last week after the podcast, I overheard someone say, like, there was a group of people talking, someone said, I've never seen Star Wars. And the literal first response was, you ever seen Star Wars? Yeah.

Like, it could have been scripted better. It was perfect. It's what it literally feels like almost every, I mean, it's in 98% chance that they're going to say that exact phrase. Yeah And we do that with the online video stuff now. Yeah, we do I see him where everyone's already seen the biofuck infinite That's awesome speaking of online video. Yeah, I thought it was pretty cool. I went and Watched it at home on my Xbox. I just like it's like an HD way better on the TV

Yeah, I definitely noticed things when I watched it on the Xbox that I didn't notice like in the little in the tiny player on the internet. Yeah, for sure. There's a lot more of like the art I guess in the background showing you know the woman, I don't know the female uncle Sam, I don't know what you call her, the equivalent. Yeah, like a lot of art involving her. It's really cool. It's interesting to see.

I like the fake out with the underwater stuff. It's a shame I getting into fucking nowhere too. I would have I would have really liked the fake out if I'd been allowed to see. I could have believed that the way that Jack asked me if I'd seen the new bio shot trailer. I almost don't want to say because it's like in case you haven't watched the bio shot trailer you should not listen to the next 10 seconds. You don't want to get Jack to whatever. Jack comes out Gus and he says to me hey have you seen the new by-o-shot trailer where it's in the air and Not in the water I was like no, what is that and he and chip just what the fuck is wrong with you to Jack instantly

I like I heard him saying it and I had to run out to try to catch him I'm like it's boiling the trailer But it was cool. It's a really well done. Yeah, it's been out of week. I'm sure people seen it by now If they haven't for you. You have it too bad. You know, there's this there's been out of weight. I'm sure people have seen it by now. Yeah, for sure. If they haven't, for sure. If you haven't, too bad. You know, there's so few things anymore where I'm now not looking for a twist that it doesn't matter. You know, so I can just watch the presentation of it and be fine with it.

Sure. See Mass Effect 2 is coming to PS3. You also don't know you're watching a bioshock. Yeah, I know. It's pretty cool. You don't know you're watching a bioshock trailer at the beginning of it. Someone that should be presented as a bioshock trailer. And then you get the twist.

Hmm. Yeah, I mean, you kind of have the underwater thing. You see a big daddy put you of it. Someone that should be presented as a bi-wrestler trailer and then you get the twist. Yeah, I mean you kind of have the underwater thing. You see a big daddy picture of the big daddy statue and then they show the city skyline. It kind of dawns on you. Yeah, and then they take it away. No, I'll take your word for it. I thought it was done well. I wasn't allowed to see it like that. Speaking of skyline, have you seen the trailer for the movie skyline? Yeah, he's so desperately trying to change the subject. What's the twist in it? No, no, no, I mean seriously seeing the trailer for Skyline. No, please ruin it Fuck you. I'm done. I'm out. Fuck y'all. Don't leave. Definitely. Don't leave. I'm more jealous. What's Skyline? So he's getting frustrated. What's Skyline? I haven't seen it. It was a trailer that was showing to him in Scott Pilgrim last night. Who's in it? I don't know.

It's about, um, I'm worried about showing or saying anything about the trailer, but it's a, it looks a little bit like Independence Day, but kind of maybe even darker. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Dude, Independence Day's a good movie. It's really weird too, because a trailer references Stephen Hawking's comments

about not answering messages from space. And that's kind of interesting to me because that just happened about a month ago. So they must have cut a trailer that included all of that. I guess I missed that. What happened? Stephen Hawking said a couple different things. I guess the most recent thing he said was that humanity needs to live another 200 years and then were locked. Or we will not be able to die. Like we will have been off our planet and once we're locked or we're we will not be able to die like we will have been off our planet once we're off our planet That's it. Oh, that's enough. Well, yeah, we nothing can destroy so in 200 years We've done in C. Yeah, we have we've done C exactly

We got our off site back up Wow, dude, so Stephen Hawking says in 200 years will be off earth and will be colonizing and fucking John Carpenter of Marsing it and going crazy. Yeah, what the fuck see now? I mean honestly, I mean who can predict that shit, but he He also said that he made a comment. I guess it was a little bit longer. Maybe it was like five months ago where he said We should not be communicating with space. We should not be sending radio signals dedicated radio radio signals into space and If we do receive a message from another civilization, we should not answer it. Not at all.

Let it go to voicemail. What he said was that he equated aliens landing on this planet with Columbus landing in the new world. Okay. That's what it would be like for us. And then more likely, there are civilization like us that is searching the galaxy for something, whether it's a resource or whatever, and we don't want to be what they us. And then more likely there are civilisation like us that is searching the galaxy for something, whether it's resources or whatever, and we don't want to be what they find. Right. So, right. You're going to take our spikes. You don't want them going

around looking for the lost city of gold, fucking killing everyone on the way. Exactly, right. Oh, man. That sucks. I have to say that of all the bizarre, yeah, that's pretty cool. Just, uh, Jack, just show me the picture. I don't know. I don't know. That, that post rule looks awesome. That looks awesome. Yeah. Those people in that post are not happy, by the way. Yeah.

And the trailer, they're screaming. Oh, but, uh, I have to say that of all the weirdo, like, apocalyptic, like zombies and crazy shit like that. I mean, the craziest thing is, it means is Indians could put I mean it's feasible. The Indians could land on this planet one day and the world's completely different. Absolutely. Like it just could happen. You know, in a minute like we just literally in one minute the whole world is different. Like suddenly we're free range humans and they're fucking eating us and whatever. Some space organic whole foods kind of thing. You could be on a

spaceship or you could be benign like happy like Star Trek stuff but you could be on a spaceship traveling to other planet in the next month. Yeah like that could happen like they they land and they're they're super streamlined in their bureaucracy and they get you to fill out the forms and you qualify for this trip Jupiter if you want to go and suddenly bam. Is it likely? No but it's possible. Is it more likely than zombie outbreak? Way more. Yeah. Or what if aliens come to Earth and then we we fucking we change their reality like we introduce into gamer score and like strip clubs and all the things that make Earth great. I heard that they were scored in strip clubs. Those are the things that make is great. I know what I'm talking about. A little bit jack Daniel. Thank you, Jeff. You just made my day off. No problem, buddy. Suddenly they're like, I don't want to continue with this mission.

I'm placing more fucking nailo reached. I'll get the save in the universe later. This chick's got double d's. It's $10.00 in flat dance for the next hour. For them, you know, with space inflation. For them, it's like 25 cents. Space inflation. So it's a deal. If they get a stellar panel, it will be like their Tijuana. They're seeing you're so cheap.

So what did you think about Skyline, Jackie? We said it about Skyline. I'm not on the podcast anymore. No, he's wrong. So here I got my mic here. Jack, what did you think about Skyline? It looked good. Who's in it? I don't know. Space ships. Donald Phase on. Donald Phase on.

I don't know who that is. He's the black guy. Turn up. Oh, okay. I know who that is. He was also in publicity. Well, excuse me. Just throw that out there.

Just for the hell of it. It's a little nugget I don't think I've ever seen an episode of Scropes. I Haven't either it's good Bernie like the law. I did I have a feeling and I don't know this But I'm gonna guess the jack like the two Yeah, I'm a fan of Scropes to tell you who's in Skyline no one's in Skyline Which makes me very interested. Yeah, I like that actually who, is there like a big director or someone attached to it? It's actually, it's two brothers that owned a special effects house.

I read something about this. This, the trailer premiered at Comic-Con, and I had heard about it, I forgot about it. And it's, it's two brothers that worked on, like they did, they, they own a special effects house. They worked on a bunch of really big special effects movies, and now it's sort of like the District 9 deal, where they, they're like, well, we, well we shit we should make a movie and so they make their own movie and because they they've done it before they know how to direct a special effects film and that makes you more excited? Well I mean if it's like District 9

absolutely well you're using a very good example but nothing nothing has a better track record than sci-fi movies for people you don't recognize hey dude that's how we ended up with a fucking Vin Diesel, right? And primer. I mean, you definitely big, but there's also Transmorphers. I mean, help. Yeah. Cyborg 10. I mean, help Memento is a sci-fi movie kind of. Is that Christopher Nolan? Yeah. Yeah. I don't think that's a guy jumping around. I mean, is memory and everything is all fucked up is that that science and his fiction? No like if a guy's in a wheelchair is that sci-fi? I mean

that's like a medical thing right? That's more like med-fi it's a thriller it's not sci-fi. Yeah okay I wouldn't say it's sci-fi. Good movie though. I mean you can make arguments whether or not inception is sci-fi. Good? Yeah I think it's pretty sci-fi the whole jumping into dreams premise. I think I think you can make a better argument than movies of fantasy because there's no like the science of it. I mean, you definitely sci-fi it falls in there But it's like what is sci-fi? You know lost is kind of turn to sci-fi into this like a weird puzzle kind of genre where you show a figure shit out Mm-hmm, and it seems like that's where sci-fi is now But I mean really inception is just they don't really go too much into the rules like to me the matrix is a great sci-fi

movie because it's rules and it's a world and you understand about the conception man they just they just hit the ground running and they just throw shit loads of complexity at you no and that's that's how they do it like they don't ever spend any time setting up the case or or what they're doing or anything. These are dreams. You get this. Here we go. I love that about that movie. I do too. I do too. I do too. I go into a lengthy explanation. I don't have to see 15 minutes of decapio trying to convince Ellen Page to join the team or any of that. Or like a backstory like this is why you know we need to get in and steal you know plant this idea for this secret.

Like here's every character's secret motivation. Yeah. Right. right it's I think it's a lot more I know it's intentional it's supposed to be I think like a dream your dream just starts and that's you know you're in it well that's what he says the dream starts in the middle you know how I start in the middle right movie started kind of right in the middle right and the the the spinning top is the big thing and the spinning top is the idea that oh by the way we're talking about it's action so if you haven't seen it you know you're fun yeah you kind of fuck you know I've been out over a month yeah so the spinning top is the idea that

reality is not itself but it's kind of the thing in the movie is reality what we think it is you know right but I I would argue and this is a very frustrating thing for me on like a creative slash professional level is that Ellen Page did go through the 15 minutes scene really in order to capture, to try to convince her, to join the team, and they had seen what they walked around and explained all the rules of what the architect is and how things work. They had those scenes, it's like, man, if it was anybody else,

could you watch him explain stuff for about 10 or 15 minutes, you couldn't do it. That's a really good point, you know? He's a great fucking actor. He really is. Man, that's what I do it. That's a really good point. You know, he's a great fucking actor. He really is. Man, I think it's a value of really good actors. You'll just watch him read a friggin' instruction manual. Yeah, no, absolutely.

It's like, I'll see, I would see anything with Robert Duval in it, for instance. Yep, you just fucking great. Who else is like that? I got one. I'll name one you name one. All right. Yeah, Robert Duval.

I'll go Gene Hackman. I would go Gene Hackman. I'll go Force Whitaker. I'll go Clint Eastwood. George Clint. He's down. I'll go George Clint.. I would agree to Jean Hackman. I'll go for Swittaker. I'll go Clint Eastwood. George Clint. I'll go to Swittaker. Yeah, absolutely. You're definitely right. I would I would I would five years ago I might have said like Pacino and D'Nero, but those guys don't really don't have it done. Maybe Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks. Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise. I mean you can make fun of the guy all day. Hey, for who he is all day long.

He makes great films. Sit my ass in a chair. Same the bread pit. It's like it's the guy who it is. Yeah. Yeah. Tom Cruise more so than bread pit. I would say. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Paul Newman. Definitely Paul Newman. Can watch Paul Newman and anything. Yeah. Absolutely. Robert Redford. You know, this Julia Roberts movie. Eat love. Pray. These are all guys that you're naming. Yeah. Well, I thought this was the idea was. No, no. I'm going to point out in the actual text. OK, I'll say a student, Sarandon. Helen Mir.

Helen Mir, for sure. That's a good one. What's her face from, I have trouble remembering her name, but the lady from the pregnant girl from Steven Zizu, life aquatic. Pregnant girl. Gwyneth Paltrow? Nogwyneth Paltrow.

She was the reporter and she was pregnant. And it's almost never going to move very well. She was the reporter and she's pregnant and it's almost not moving very well she's the redhead chick she's also in who's the redhead girl I have to look at Julia what's her name not the the one who's in a children of men oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah, she's on a different level isn't she she really is you know, I'm almost embarrassed It's a minute but because we're talking about it. I watched it's complicated over the weekend just because it was my real sheep and Alex Baldwin really yeah I could totally I Like that for me, but I don't think he's like that for everyone. He's like that for me. I like him You know who you know funny like right? No, it's a different level. Um, you know who's on daily show last night? I'm just talking. Yeah, okay fine. Just super charming. Kate. Glad chat in a Thompson Yeah, she's really really I was talking about. Okay fine, just super charming. Capel head check. Emma Thompson.

Yeah, she's really, really good. I've forgotten about her. I can't remember the last word. She's in the new Nany McFee min. Yeah, yeah, she wrote that in that movie. Here's another guy who used to be like that. He's like Pacino in the mirror who used to be like that. And is not like that anymore.

Anthony Hopkins. I'll go another one in that realm. Harvey Ketel. Oh, no, I can watch Harvey Ketel. Millen. You know, he's sort of tainted his own. I got a great one. Tainted his own reputation is Jack Nicholson.

Sure. He used to be awesome and then he started doing all the comedy movies. He was so fucking good at it. Oh wait, not Nicholson, who am I thinking of? De Niro, De Niro. That's who I was thinking of. Yeah. Who are you got, Bernie?

Say you got someone awesome? Denzel Washington. Yeah. I will see any Denzel Washington movie. Yeah. He does a lot of sci-fi, too We talked about that. We're talking about book of Eli. It's really cool the amount of sci-fi that he does And it's always like his sci-fi is cool because it's always like believable sci-fi, you know It's always set in the near future

And it's always based around some technology you can believe exists like some sort of realistic time travel like demolition man No, you're supposed you should be like that too Yeah, Russell Crowe's in one of the worst movies ever made what's he in virtuosity? Yeah, is not Denzel Washington in that yeah, yeah, they're both in that. That's what I thought of it I was the worst Denzel Washington movies got terrible. No, it's terrible. Most of crow was the grow was I can't I can't watch Russell Crow I don't think I can watch any movie he's in you ever see mastering commanders. Why is that? I don't know. You just something about him to look on his face. I don't know what it is It just pulls me out of it like I want I want to hate him when I see his face really. Yeah, it doesn't do that doesn't happen to me

I you better hope he didn't hear that Here's got some rage problems. I don't know. I can't remember a movie. I liked him in I don't know, I can't remember a movie I liked him in. You know, I'll see you in anything. I'll see you in anything. I hate it, Vlad. You'll him the foe. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I like one the foe a lot.

You should tackle your microphone. I should. I hit it with my big nose. You know, we were talking about this, which I can add to the movie last night. And that girl who's in Scott Pilgrim, I don't know her name, but I've seen her in enough stuff now.

Oh, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, is that her name? Yeah, I don't know. She was in Sky High. Yeah, she was underrated kids move. That's a great film in Sky High. And she was in up in the air. I got it right. You're thinking eventually, that's the Anakindra.

Oh, who am I thinking of? That's the Anakindra. That's the sister. That's who I'm talking about. Yeah. Oh, so you're talking about that. She was awesome in up in the air. No, she's in up in the air and she's from the Twilight movies about. Yeah. Oh, yeah, she's great. She was awesome in open air No, she's yeah, she's W there and she's from the Twilight movies too, but I've seen her enough stuff now that I just by buyer and whatever She's in mm-hmm. That's a big deal. That's I don't buy people like I don't have full buying on Michael Sarah yet

You know, it's just please play the exact same character every character He looks I thought you looked really different in this seems to be working for them though. Yeah, yeah, right? No, although I did watch I'm afraid to say I did watch year one I thought he looked really different in this. It seems to be working for him though. Yeah. Yeah, right? Nope. Although I did watch, I'm ashamed to say I did watch year one. I saw it too. I saw it too. It's terrible. Yeah, I was not a fan.

You should not be ashamed to watch an Ivan right movie. I mean, that's a good gamble to watch an Ivan right movie. Who is the last good Ivan right movie you can remember? I'm just curious. I'm not. I just go to big ones like Ghostbusters and Strikes. Yeah, he did evolution, right? Yeah, I even right saying that was good.. I'm just like he did that right. I've been writing as the guy who played Egon and Ghostbusters and he wrote Stripes and Harold Rames. Oh, I'm thinking I was thinking Harold

Rames actually. I don't know why he said I've been writing and I was thinking Harold Rames. Yeah, Harold Rames directed your one. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I've got my name's confused. I was actually talking about Harold Rames. Okay. Yeah, Yeah. And I said Ivan Riehmis. Ivan Riehmis is making a bay watch movie. Good lord. Yeah, so Harold Riehmis is the guy who directed your one, and he also is the guy who wrote Ghostbusters and Roads Tracks. Oh, did you know Harold Riehmis also wrote Groundhog Day?

Yes. I did not know that. Yeah. But Ivan Riehmis directed Ghostbusters, right? Yeah. He's a safe bet. Yeah. Like I'll see that, and I'll see.

I won't turn my nose a bit of Rob Reiner movie. You know what I mean? I'll give a Rob Reiner movie a fair shot. Absolutely. It might not be for me, but... Rob Reiner's a likeable guy. He's a dude. He's very like a dude. If you see him on screen, you like him.

Yeah. You know? Yeah. No, Remus is a directed forps of the office. Yeah. I've been right then, has got a great fucking track record though. Yeah. He goes from meatballs to stripes to ghost busters.

Twins. Well, ghost busters 2 kindergarten cop. Six days, seven nights. I was thinking confused because of an era that was directed by Ivan Raimitz. He made, yeah. Yeah. He made, I've been rather made my super ex-girlfriend. That movie we walked out of the theater on.

That movie was pretty friggin bad. And it had a funny concept. That movie was actually referenced in Scott Pilgrim. That doesn't surprise me. It seems like it's kind of similar. Was it? Yeah. Somebody said it's at the Umatherman movie. So one of the guys when he wakes up, he asks that.

Questions, like a joke. Am I crazy? I must have missed that. I might be remembering wrong. Who knows? I couldn't. I mixed a parallel brain. I'm right. Yeah, there's a ton of stuff like that,

though, in Scott Pilgrim, where it's it's you know you easily missable references. So I was using invisible tape to the day Scotch tape. That's a great list of stories. Thanks dude. And I haven't used Scotch tape in a very long time and I forgot something that's on Scotch tape that bothers this shit out of me and I'm wondering if this bothers anybody else. I even looked it up online, and I saw no references to this. When you're using scotch tape and you're spooling out big long piece of scotch tape, occasionally you'll run into like a seam in the scotch tape, it's just a line on the scotch tape.

Does that bother anybody else? No, I've seen the seam before, but it never bothers me. Do you feel like you have to cut the tape there? Do you know? That line is there for a reason? You have some complex psychological issues, my friends. It's just this. I don't walk on black tiles or anything like that,

but when I see that line on the invisible tape, I feel like I gotta stop. I gotta cut there. You have to wash your hands like 90. No, no, no, no, no, it's something like that. It's like you gotta throw that spool away and put a new one on. Well like maybe there's like it's not structurally Sound that part of the tape because you can't use it as load bearing tape

What is that line? What is it? I assume that it's just part of the manufacturing process Like they can't make a long strip. It's got maybe they just look like two sections of tape being glued together You don't know that you have no idea. I'm guessing you're asking me. I don't know what've been me taping forever. Yeah, I don't know what it is. I also have never seen it You've never seen it now. All right. I will unspool an entire real of tape so you can see it I'm gonna I discovered something this weekend I debated on whether to the story not but I guess I'll tell it so I was in the emergency room on Saturday Do you want to micrometer? No? I was in the emergency room. You want to tell us why you're in the emergency room?

Sure. I have a colon problem. Oh wow. Like, you know about it. I just have this silly little colon disease. It's not a big deal. Yeah. That affects me every couple of years.

But so I had to, it's called light bulb of the ass. Yeah. Uh, I had a toy car and a condom. It's called, it's called, hey, dog. Guess what I fell on. It's called, it's called, it's called, it's called, it's called, it's called, it's called hey dog guess what I fell on It's got bell on it again. It's called please. Please don't tell my wife Anyway, this is the first time this has ever happened to me. I Sort of got it

Each time I have to go to a different hospital with a different name Anyway, if you're in the emergency room and you're strapped up to a bunch of wires and there's like you're stuck in a bed and you can't move and they're nice enough to give you a TV could they give you a remote control and if they don't could they not put it on the movies about people dying in hospitals oh no shit I was in the hospital for three and a half hours by myself because my wife had to work she's painting murals on a school down in South Austin and I said hey I have to go the emergency room. And she said, yeah, okay, cool.

Let me know that goes. I was like, all right, take myself to the emergency room now. Really? Yeah, she's very busy. And then I admitted myself in, I admitted myself to the emergency room at 10 a.m. I didn't hear it from my wife till 7 p.m. Well, I know who's getting a call from Miss Ramsey this week.

She was very busy, too. I'd like to speak to Griffin, please. To be fair to her. And so anyway, I'm sitting there. I'm strapped in. There's a thousand bad things that happen to me in the murder room. The philbotomist lady not paying attention when she's just putting the needle in my arms.

She wanted to talk to me about her son's tattoos. Because I have tattoos, so suddenly I give a shit about her son's tattoos. I'm trying to take my time. And she sticks me wrong and sins. I'm not kidding. Like stick me wrong and sins. I'm not kidding. Like, hostile horror movie style, spurts of blood across the floor, covered my arm. It was terrible. It was so gross.

And then she's like, huh. And that was her response. And then she kind of half-assed cleaned it up. So I was like dripping in blood for an hour. She should know better about that because men are babies when it comes to that stuff. I've had so many. I don't care. But you have to be sure. No, well, after you're in the army, you learn that stuff. I've had so many, I don't care. But, yeah. Needle gun, but you should.

Now, after you're in the army, you learn not to care. You get so many shots. But, uh, so anyway, and then they like, they decide I need fluids because I'm dehydrated. So they put the fluid thing on the stand. And then, for some reason, the fluids on the right, and they stuck me on the left arm. So they draped it across my neck, the cable,

and it's like taught. So I literally trapped. I'm like, leg, I can't get up, I can't move. I can't bend my arm because she put the needle in one. Even though she says I should be able to bend my arm, if I move it like an inch, I can feel needles digging into stuff that they shouldn't be digging into. And then she's like, all right, so I'm,

the arms gonna stay straight. I can't get this story. Fing it across my chest. I look up to the TV and I'm like, oh God, thank God there's TV here. They leave me alone because I have to test my blood. So they're gone for two hours. And a diary of a mad black woman is on and I can't change it and That gets at the part where I like this lady's mean husband goes to the hospital and he's in the emergency room

And they're doing all these tests and he becomes quadriplegic and I have to watch this guy's recovery and then finally the movie's over And I go, thank fucking Christ this movie's over This queen Latifah movie comes on immediately after called the last holiday where she's works at a department store and she's hanging out with L.O. Cool J and she bumps her head on a cabinet, goes to the doctor to make sure she doesn't have a concussion, finds out she has an incurable brain tumor and she's gonna die in three weeks. Did you headhurt start her in your mouth?

Of course I simp it that I got all the signs. I'm like, can I still move my limbs? I'm like, didn't watch my- Didn't watch my- Did that- Did that wayward needle fucking affect my nerves? No, and so I had to spend like three hours on Saturday watching people die in hospitals.

God dang, really? How is that, like there's gotta be some hospital administrator has to go, maybe it's not a good idea to show the fucking dying people. You think they would have like, in hospital programming movies that they yeah like if patch atoms had come on I would have killed myself. Yeah, like they don't show movies about planes crashing and terrorists on airplanes No, that's exactly all that stuff common sense. Yeah, what do you think they would have like a sensitive hospital network? God damn it's fucking terrible for instance

I they now show you can swipe your credit cards on a lot of airlines and watch live news and sometimes on the news They can't filter what's coming through in the news and there's information about a plane crashing into a house or something I was like watching a plane crash while you're on a plane What we think when that remember a Couple years ago the jet blue jet that got its landing gear stuck that was landing at LAX You know, there's a big deal is all covered on CNN people on the plane were watching the CNN coverage about their plane being unable to land. And they watched the plane landing as they were landing. Oh wow.

Fuck that. Wow. Oh dude, I got one more thing that happens to me while I was in there. At one point in the emergency room, this machine to the left of me started beeping. It was in a long, and there was a big red bell going, DICK DICK DICK DICK,

like a digital bell that was like a warning bell. Going DICK DICK DICK DICK like a digital bell that was like a warning bell going DICK DICK DICK and I go oh this is great I have to go to the bathroom anyway I don't have a way to call the nurses they'll come in to figure out why this machine is sounding a warning and then I'll be able to go to the bathroom That thing went off for 45 minutes in my ear before anybody came in But what do you mean you can have a way to call the nurse? There was no like button to call the nurses I looked all around me and if I couldn't get up I was fucking trapped. I'm pretty sure Gus the thing that he needed is attached

to the bed. I couldn't find. I wouldn't think so but hey I'm gonna take his work for it. I was telling you I can't move my left arm. I got the thing across my chest. If I can't my range of movement is extremely limited and but I think went off for 45 minutes. I thought that when alarms went off like nurses came running and doctors and people from the fifth floor came down. Nope. That thing this went off for fucking having to go that's weird that's weird that's what they did like she came in and she goes she looked at it for a second like this and then with me and said all right your test results are fine you can go didn't didn't turn it off it was

still beeping as I was leaving the hospital so how long will you be there all together between half hours okay and how long ever the told you could go how long you're sitting there all together? Three and a half hours. Okay. And how long ever the told you you could go, how long are you sitting there? Waiting to check out or discharge or whatever. 20 minutes. At least when that's the longest. They also tried to let me go. So I'm not gonna run. You're right. That is the longest part, especially if you have a kid. But they also told me I could go and tried to let me leave with a catheter in my arm. And I had to ask them to remove it. And then the lady goes, oh yeah, I guess I should take the dash, takes it out. Then she goes, she looks and the fucking blue rubber strip, they tie around your arm when they first put the needle in you, was still on my arm on my bicep. I just hadn't noticed it because I was all like clamped up.

And she was like, that's not supposed to be on there. Is that been on there the whole time? And I'm like, I guess. And she's like, oh, we're lucky your arm didn't fall off. Wow. Thank you. Where was this? A seat and medical center. Jesus, we, you know, don't go there. You know, they I guess nurses when they come and turn off those alarms You know whenever I tell you every sticky in hospital movies or TV shows is the machine makes a noise and somebody dies Yeah, the machine makes what happens somebody that somebody opens the door too late a second too late and somebody's dead Do you think there's a snooze button on those alarms? God, they're like I'll come back in eight minutes.

The nurses do act like it because they come in and they're very calm. And I think that that lack of panic is supposed to make you feel better, but it just makes you feel like they have no idea what they're doing. Or they're just super-news. They're just interested, yeah. Yeah. Whatever. You know.

Oh, no. I hate lifting dead bodies. The worst. I had a nurse who, there was one time when I had, I didn't realize I was having dead bodies. The worst. I had a nurse who... There was one time when I had... I didn't realize I was having panic attacks. It was like right after college. And I would have these things where my heart would just start racing.

And I didn't know I was having panic attacks. And once I figured out that it was something mental just kind of went away on its own. But there was a time when I thought I had some kind of weird heart condition which is what made me nervous which came up with my panic attacks. Awesome. Basketball players are dying of heart palpitations on pickup games all over the country. Yeah, I hear but like the like the high school kid runs a 440 and drops dead.

And like that's a Miller plan to pick up game between seasons. That's my right. You were some side-regulous. That's the cheerleader girlfriend, eventually. But so I went into the I went to hospital and they gave me, they gave me like a potassium pill like it gets one of the things that helps regulate your heart is potassium. So they gave me some dosage of potassium. And I said potassium poly, could I just eat a bunch of anus?

She gets not a little bit more than just eating a banana, you know, it's not much way to be careful with potassium. I said, why is that? She says, because if you take too much, you can stop your heart. As if that's not bad enough, then I just saw the thing and I go, well, how do you know how much is too much? She goes, oh, no, it's regulated doses. She goes, but she goes, that's the kind of thing like potassium, the thing you just took. Whenever you hear about a nurse killing a patient, that's what they give them. And she fucking walks out of the bathroom. Right, that's right. But you know, like as soon as you turn around, she got the fucking huge as a grin. She probably, let's probably hurt the best part of her job

It's a nurse has given potassium chloride to stop their heart. Oh my god And I was like holy shit so I'm sitting there and of course now I'm looking back knowing that I was in there because of Might just like the machine's going you know my heart's going like 110 while I'm just sitting there You know doing nothing god? Like a back-and-punch that lady. Oh man. That's fucking awesome. So is your mom now gonna call Griffin Do you think because your mom listens to podcasts and your wife did not go to the emergency room with you? I don't my mom I told them well interestingly enough my mom is in the hospital right now for like a routine thing Not a big deal, but so I don't think she'll be listening But I called my mom and told her because I feel like it's my obligation to tell my mother every time I go to the hospital

Yeah, and my mom thought that part was funny. She did yeah, she left your mom was medicine, doesn't she? Yeah, it's your school hospital Yeah, I guess you just stop caring. I guess you don't give shit I guess it's kind of a good thing that they don't care that's routine to them Because most of the stuff you see I mean when you go to the hospital 90% of the people have the same thing You know, it's not like how you know where it's like everybody who walks in has a mysterious disease Yeah, because they have a mixture of pesticides and they're having something ridiculous like that It really is just oh you have a fever, you know

That's it or you have hard to see the organ answer tick these antibiotics that will no longer work in 10 years How scary is that dude? 10 years of antibiotics left pretty crazy. Is that true? Yeah, they released a study We probably have 10 years of How scary is that dude? 10 years of antibiotics left. Pretty crazy. Is that true? Yeah, they released a study We probably have 10 years of effective antibiotics left Can we create some new antibiotics? Not unless we move into other stuff like gene therapy and things like that and To start attacking them on a different level. It's the end of the world. Apparently there's some No, it's not the end of the world It's just the end of the cool cool world where you know we could do crazy shit and it didn't hurt us

But like they talk about how Now you know 10 years from now 15 years from now when you go to the hospital to have a minor procedure There's a pretty good chance you could die from infection like you have your appendix taken out You got a good shot. You might die Whereas now they just load you up with antibiotics like proactively Which is what's creating part of the problem? Yep, and You know you're fine. It's no be deal. Like there's routine surgeries,

there will be no such thing as routine surgery anymore. Oh, old one, I'd be in there. You will be old enough to where you'll be wanting to. You'll be wanting to do it. You'll be wanting to do it. You'll be wanting to do it. You'll be wanting to do it. So fucking load it up now.

Get your appendix taken out. Get your gallbladder taken out. Get your pangry. It's just fucking, get them all out. I'm gonna have a proactive bypass just for the hell of it. Oh my god. I mean, I'm sure they'll solve it, but they'll solve it in like a 10 to 20 year window. Yeah, you know, I have faith in humanity

They say I mean, it's not a hundred percent possible Like some people say it's gonna happen so people say it's not gonna happen But I think it's gonna well we're all gonna be dead by 2012 anyway, so what's it matter? Oh good point? Yeah, yeah And plus I'll be on a spaceship to Jupiter I don't know if you heard my long term plan But it's interesting because I've been hearing about it since I was a kid like that we're over prescribing antibiotics. Right. You know, and there's been no real antibiotic breakthrough, I think, since Penicillin. I would argue there hasn't been

any real pharmaceutical break-ins or breakthroughs in that amount of time. Like somebody pointed out to me with the pharmaceutical industrial complex What was the last time we cured anything like that? This is a cure like we cured polio. This is the cure for polio Yeah, you may yeah, you know me man You mean more money on treatment. Yeah, right? You do on fucking curing it right? It's a lot it's worth a lot more to be able to treat something for a long period of time than it is to cure it Right, it goes away. Can you spure your theory?

What if we're headed to that for antibiotics where you have to take something on a daily basis to stave off infection? Oh, well, like an antibiotic? Or like a vitamin, yeah. But like some of you take every day. I don't know. Very, very possible. Sons of bitches.

They got us. They've got us good. The genetic thing is weird though. They were talking, there was a couple of weird things. I read that, um, Canadians all, like, they did a survey or some kind of sample study where just look at BPA Canadians. You know, that like chemical that's in plastic, that they're worried about with kids? Yeah, yeah, that 96 percent of Canadians tested positive. Yeah, they're toxic, right? Yeah.

Are they radioactive or some shit? No, no, they're radioactive. That's different. Now, the other thing too, you want to go a great setup for an apocalypse movie. The wildfires in Russia are burning. Did you want to let us know? No, we didn't.

No, we didn't. The wildfires in Russia are burning the Chernobyl land and sending radioactive smoke into the air. Yeah, it's throwing the particles, the radioactive particles in radioactive smoke into the air. Yeah, it's a yeah, it's Throwing the particles the radioactive particles in the ground into the air and spreading them Jack any comments about that Did you see the YouTube video the guys drive around in that that was Chernobyl? I can scare you. Yeah, I don't know In the fire it wasn't Chernobyl, but it was a video of like three guys and a you know some sort of SUV driving through fire Trying to get out of it.

And it looked like something out of like an action movie. That sounds fucking crazy. It was pretty crazy. It was probably the most tense I've been watching a video on the internet. It reminds me of that video of the dudes and the reporters in Georgia when Russia invaded who were getting shot at by the military. They're like backing up their SUV, like trying to get the fuck out of there and like you just see the windshield getting Peppered with bullets. Jesus. I have to say some of the worst videos of it. I've just seen my life come out of Russia

Yeah, just some really like this. There's a Russian Chetchen conflict. I am yeah, that was a terrible video that I'm still scarred about Yeah, score you for life kind of stuff. Oh terrible those will be in the LinkedIn No for life kind of stuff. Oh, terrible. Those will be in the LinkedIn. No, they will not be in the LinkedIn. What do you find? I guess, yeah, I guess younger Canadians have more BPA in their bodies and parents. Like 12 to 19 or something. Yeah, 91% of the population has BPA in their urine. People aged 12 to 19 was higher than the national average. And people 40 to 59 and 60 to 79 had lower percentages.

Yeah my wife won't let me microwave anything in plastic because of that. Well you're not supposed to anyway. It says microwatts, say, fucking, the people here, we were crunching and food here and everything. They were microwaving Styrofoam plates. Well that's, the Iranian was doing that. I mean, Bernie Microwaves is plastic lunch every day. I do. I do. I'm micro with my plastic lunch every day. I have a plastic lunch. You know, I don't even have a micro at home. So fuck

you guys. Really? We did we're doing a micro day where it beeped and instead it was the end. And then it went to some kind of weird overdrive mode. Oh, yeah, that was just a day we couldn't. We were in overtime. The score was high. The fan kicked up really loud on the micro and the light kind of dim Like it was like one last burst of radiation. So like Bernie's Bernie's possible was going back in time And now I have now I have superpowers

Nice Man scary. I'll just I'll let BPA When did that like I feel like that was that's a recent thing like you I never heard about BP8 till like maybe a year and a half ago. Yep. And now it's like the end of the world that we use plastic all the time. Yep, pretty much. Like a plastic and it has this BPA. And I was reading about some company too that was, they made a stainless steel water bottle. And it was supposed to be a very big deal. A bunch of people dropped using plastic water bottles to move over to the steel water bottle.

And because they were afraid of BPA and they've made all these lists and everything. And then it turned out the company used BPA to wash out the interior of the same steel bottle and they were like, yeah, we do that. Nobody asked. And when they were making somebody to business off of it. I forget the name of the company. But BPA incorporated. You know, Quikon was, I guess, last week. And a couple of cool things came out of that. I don't know if I showed you all, but I guess John Carmack did a demo of Rage playing on the iPhone at 60 frames a second.

I can't believe it played at 60 frames. It looks really cool. I mean, it's the graphics on it, and he says himself, look like, you know, Xbox or PS2 quality. But it's crazy to think you can carry something that can output that caliber of graphics in your pocket. Yeah. I wonder how it'll affect battery life. Have you seen Marcus? Marcus, I don't know what that is. Look at Marcus PSP Marcus with the UMRCUS. It's a Tracy Jordan's character from 30 Rockets son. They got the kid from role model. Oh, I've seen those commercials. His PSP commercials. Yeah, he he

He's the key. He's the Kevin Butler of PSP stuff. Who's Kevin Butler? Kevin Butler is the guy in the the White dude in the tie and like the button up shirt for Sony PS3. There's all the PS3. Yeah, there's a CD commercials. Yeah, you know If so. Yeah, it's the PSP version of that. Like that he made a reference to explain a reference. But they're apparently Sony's chasing down the iPhone. They're tired of like iPhone games and they have this guy showing off his lame castle is the game he downloaded for iPhone and then Marcus is showing him the actual games you can play mobile with PSP. Yeah, I mean, they don't get me wrong. A dedicated game machine, of course, is going to have better games and better graphics

but you look at the utility and everything else that it can do. Like there, like in this commercial, Marx is talking shit to him and then has to pull out his phone separately to call him and talk shit to him directly. I think it's a really good point. Come on. He's using two devices. Do what the other dude doing with one. That's interesting. Why did they put it in the picture? Right. It's a fucking retarded. If I'm the one in charge of this ad campaign, I'm like, why the fuck is he pulling out a phone? That's the last thing you want to do. You should Skype him over the PSP or whatever shit they can do this. You know, that's a good point. That's a really good point. Yeah. Why I have that in. I mean, it's almost like a

Freudian thing in a way. It's like they pointed out the one thing that's wrong with their device. I know. Oh, man. Terrible. So what else came out of Quake, Congress? No, the one thing that's wrong with their device. I know, I know. Oh, man. Terrible. So what else came out of Clay Congress? No, the reason I was bringing it up is I wanted to say this quote. I guess John Carmack was talking and reminiscing about Doom 3. And he had a quote that said, he said,

the game would have been more enjoyable if people could actually see it. Oh, wow. Probably a comment that people on his forms were banned from making and when the game came out. Yeah, it's funny How in retrospect you can see? The you can see that the criticism may have been valid. We went through a dark period of games They're like that was came out when games were darker halo twos are really dark game, too It is yeah, you know, but doom three nothing compares. I mean

You can't see you can not hold a fucking flashlight and a gun at the same time. It's pretty crazy. You have to choose between them. There was a mod that came up for Doom 3 called Duck Tape that allowed you to use your flashlight and gun at the same time. And then, like, you looked at their waypage, it was like, this mod presupposes that there is a role of Duck Tape somewhere on the Mars research facility. And then you have used it to attach your flashlight to your gun.

You have two hands. So no one cares the football is going back. We shouldn't even talk about that on the podcast. You know, sports are so popular. Can I just, I want to mention one, if I'm American football, United States of America. I want to mention one that last night on Monday night football, the giants played the jets and Eli Manning got destroyed. He got bumped into by his own running back and then blindsided and his helmet cut his own forehead.

Holy shit, I haven't seen that. Yeah, it's pretty fucking nuts. His helmet flew off and while it was flying off it cut his forehead open. Yeah, it's, he got 13 stitches to, to, Jesus, what is the cut? That's a lot. That's a lot of stitches. Yeah, pretty seasoned. Anyway, nine stitches in my forehead. That thing bled like a mother. preseason I know it's nine stitches in my forehead that thing blood like a mother Had that I got that when I was like six years old and I forgot the scarter this day. Yes. I'm here You got it like right here. I got mine right here. Yeah, it's faith it quite a bit. You've got a lot of blood in your head You have to probably do you want thing but Dwyer taught me a lot of Videos like that, you know We've gone good Lord this of like, I forget where it is,

but I think that it's 50% of the blood in your body is in your head at any given point in time. I believe it. I don't know. The other 50% of your penis. Thank you, guys. All right. Outlining where it is.

I think it's the same blood. One tan function when the other is. It is alternating. I don't know if you heard this. I don't think I've talked to anyone about this yet in the office, but there was a story that came out the other day that someone was convicted and found guilty of running an authorized World of Warcraft servers. He owes Blizzard 88 million dollars.

I saw that. Yeah. I guess the person was charging people subscription to play on his Illegal World of Warcraft server and he had made $3 million doing this. He really? Yeah, so he was fine. He was ordered to pay the $3 million to Blizzard and then $85 million damages on top of that. So for total of $88 million. Well, I mean essentially what they're doing is like digesting your company is going out of business. I mean, that's essentially it. That's crazy and then he's gonna be working a long time to pay that off I got a garnishes wages for the next 412 years because the company was scape gaming

Allison Reeves You know, I just read a article about a dude a little kid in England I don't know if anybody saw this, who was like 14, made his own business where he went to all these developers, app developers, and got them to, he created an app a bundle that you could buy for the iPhone. It's called where? Branches, the name of his company, I think.

Branches the new one, I don't remember what the old one was. But yeah, and he went and he negotiated deals, unfortunately, with all these different app developers, they said like, if you give us like 50% off off the retail price on your app will bundle it in and then you'll get you know increased sales through this And he made a million dollars 14-year-old kid He also had a pretty progressive thing where the bundle had another piece of software in it And if you sold enough versions of the bundle it unlocked the new app for every it would unlock an app for everybody So that they would word about it. They would word about about that yeah nice and he's already he's already purchased another

company and he's got this new thing brancher that's like a ad distribution this parents work form yeah and his parents work for me's got like twelve full-time employees cool smart guy it's cool to see those stories like interfacing fourteen year old it's able to uh become a millionaire by the time these four is got pubke care. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's a, it's really, it is really, I think they kind of called that out

in the article that I read. They're saying among all the articles about kids being, you know, dumber all the time and, you know, getting this done is like, here's a kid doing something. But, you know, I mean, it's just being savvy. I like the middle of road kid. I like it.

I just have a good time doing stuff. And it's just a good kid. You know what I mean? I don't initially think he has to make a million dollars. Sure. Oh, fucking buys on food. Shit, that'd be nice. Buy some food. Buy you some food. Buy you a steak. I have such a streak going with employment. I was thinking about that the other day where I got a job when I was in, when I was 16, I got my first job, like just 15 to 16, I got my first job.

And I think I pretty much had a job every day since then, except for some gaps in college. And then for my junior and college till now, I've worked pretty much straight. So it's like 20 until now. I've been employed every single day. Yeah. Is this you announcing your resignation? Nope. Nope. And, when keep the streak alive I can I got a like calrypton I

Got my first job at 15 and I've had a job Every day of my life since then except for the first three weeks. I live in Austin Before you guys hired me and you're telling me army in there, too. I'm counting on me Yeah, I would I would totally count But like I would I would do I would do I had like a three week period where I was trying to find a job in Austin before I got my first job. That was the only time I had them in the employees. What were you doing? What did you quit to move to Austin?

Oh, I quit a video store and wrote for a band and PA-ing. Okay. I quit those three things. Yeah, I was the same way. Did you review a skew job? Yeah, your PA-ing? Yeah, I had an 11 month gap between the time I was laid off from the video game job I was at the time you guys hired me full time

And other net has been working nonstop pretty much since I was 16 and a half Yeah jobs in that 11 month gap. Yeah, I mean like you know sort of odd jobs and stuff But it was nothing nothing serious nothing major. I went from Litter in my last day at the company was January 1st till December 1st was my sign-on date here. So, when exactly 11 months, between full time employment. So, what you're saying is, we'd held off for another couple of months, we could have got you for cheaper? That would have been, you know, incredibly, incredibly

trapped in Los Angeles. Which would probably go get some lunch? Yes, we should, I don't know. Does this, they can eat lunch, get some lunch. Yes, we should I don't know Those of us they can eat lunch should do that. Oh shit. You can't eat lunch can you now? Have for me to colon thanks I have a couple of toy army soldiers you can borrow All right, now that's an apple saw guess. Oh, guys, where would you like to go for lunch? I don't know I feel like the world my oyster because now Jeff we can eat anywhere Jeff's not coming with it

Just now that comes back dude Jeff is we can eat anywhere. Jeff's not coming with us. Just now that comes up to me. So, fuck that dude. Jeff, it's gotten a lot better. That's Jack now. I'll be anywhere. Jack will go with you anywhere. He'll just order. Yeah, I'll figure out something to order. Wherever you go.

Terry won't eat anything. Oh, really? I went with Terry to Frank yesterday. And it was like, it was like, Harry, two jacks at lunch. Keri's like, I just want two plain hot dogs. I'm surprised he had two plain hot dogs. It's. Like usually I have two plain hot dog buns. It's like the blue brothers white toast from the glass of water. What does he have? The

three pieces of dry white toast. That's what he has. Every time we go with carries and words like that. You have gotten better. Oh yeah. Other your wife was marching around here yesterday with a jar of pickled quail eggs. Oh by the way she she broke those at it D&D last night and got everybody to eat them except for me who luckily I can't eat food so I don't know. And they all agreed that they were just as disgusting as they looked and everyone regretted eating them. So everybody that dodged the quail egg bowl yesterday was a good choice. What the fuck why would you eat that? I think she

posted a picture of them. I'll see I'll put that in the link. And then she was like, oh yeah, I got them from a gas station. Yeah, that was like I'm sure they're really good. I got him at a gas station like Pickled quail egg. I wouldn't need a quick. I mean, I wouldn't need a hard boiled quail She does that shit all the time dude. I need a hard boiled quail egg. No, you don't do it. It's this way Apparently it's tiny. It's like it the inside of the quail egg is just like it the texture is just Unbelievably gross. Yeah, would you eat a lizard egg? I mean, not a bird egg. Bird egg.

Bird egg. Bird's connected to lizards now, hasn't Jurassic Park taught us that? I'm not gonna eat fried lizard. You know, it's totally different. I would eat just about anything. Like I would eat any kind of meat. Like I would eat the fried lizard. I'd give it a shot, why not?

I would. If it was socially acceptable, I would eat like cat or dog human's flesh Distribe you know to me only somebody's dog I know or anything like that, but Social acceptable I need I need human's flesh Just not start that conversation. You want to talk about power? No, that's a long conversation. We'll have it some other time God That's half a pop we had a hypothetical thing proposed to us. And basically, we was Jeff and me and Gus and Griffin.

And there was a question posed. And essentially, the way it worked out is that Gus and Griffin are insane. It means it's essentially the way they're bad people. If it was so early people, if it was so acceptable to eat people and the people you're eating agreed to be, and like it was their purpose in life Would you do it? I wouldn't eat human meat if it was grown in a peachy dish That I wouldn't eat it was like my own like out of my stem cells or whatever and I wouldn't eat that I you're insane if you say that yes, right? No, you really don't you really don't that really is

Mentally crazy No, you really don't. You really don't. That really is mentally crazy. That's how crazy. That's how mad cows. You started fucking I wouldn't do it all the time. I was gonna fuck out what I was gonna fuck out. It has nothing to do with mad cows. It's just don't it's also gross though. It just don't do it. It really does. It really does. It's like an indicator of whether you're a good human or a bad human being and you and my poor wife are bad people like at the core They're instead of good Like just like wherever that point is inside of you that's a point. There is no good

There's an absence of it. It's not like I'm fucking daydreaming sitting here hungry One of those two weeks after you eat human flesh I just want to try one I can't trust you. No, there's one time. No God forbid you need all the fingers. You don't need to know There's you don't need to do that. I see There's rules in society that just are like to me common sense It's like we have the rules because we had to tell people don't kill people We had to tell people don't like steal shit from their neighbors and people didn't need to really be told that we also need

We this all we agree to but no, I guess people need to be told stuff. Don't eat people. It's not just we all agreed to this and we all just recognize we agree. It's like, no, no, you can't eat people. I want to start a country where this is social acceptable. You're unbelievable. That's unbelievable to me. What if the only thing you could eat was dicks? You don't even need to qualify with disease or body parts.

You're right. You know, it's just, you got a black heart. Maybe I do. You do. It's a black, hungry heart. No, I'm not going to let you in. I don't trust you. You might bite me.

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