Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #77

Episode Date: September 1, 2010

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twisted metal, streaming now now only on peacock Drunk to the tank to the podcast. It's so awesome. It's badass. We got Bernie Gus Jeff and Joel And sometimes the cat named Joe they're in an office about beat a pit Used to be one these now it's more legit. This is the drunken the mother fucking drunken listen to the drunken because it's awesome You hit out to your mother yo That's gonna sad we ate Joe like eight months ago That's not a penalty. Yeah a podcast theme song entry from Vini 83 on the website I feel like I should plug if anyone wants to submit their own podcast theme song I'm gonna think they can do a better job do so at podcast at roosterfeet calm. Is that a challenge? Gus that is a challenge. I demand satisfaction. I've grown down the gauntlet. I think that Vinnie 83 in the website

It's not going to like the fact that Gus made that challenge for his song Generic challenge, maybe it's just bad timing. If you did say if you don't like that song What are you trying to say guys? Why don't you stop being passive aggressive? What's the thing about this song? Well, Vinnie 83 has my award So there you go. Vinnie 83 on the website. Yeah, I'm about to check it. See if that's true. If not, you can make it true. We just do you not want to use the hammer on your keyboard. Pull yourself over there. I'm trying to work. We do the podcast. Now we turn off the fan in here to do the

podcast because that fan's super loud. And I think it's already jumped up about 10 degrees in this office. I think Jack's going through the change of life because he's constantly jumped up about 10 degrees in this office. I think Jack's going through the change of life. Because he's constantly telling me about how hot he is. At the new building, Jeff, you guys are on the bottom floor, the first floor, or the zero floor, as they call it in Europe. And it's about 85 degrees in there, because we don't have the AC on, because during construction there's a lot of dust,

right, and we don't want to choke down our AC system. Jack, how many times have we had that conversation that that's why the AC is off downstairs for once is it feels like a thousand times I just once I asked you last night because I noticed the AC was just on fan. It wasn't on cool And then I texted it was like do you want me to turn it on you said no because there's no filter I was like oh that makes sense. We said that was the first time we've ever talked about the AC unit on the first floor I think so I think not it's looking good though. I think we're going to do it. We're going to move in very soon. Who's excited? I'm fucking excited.

Tonight I will sit here in this hot dark room with a bunch of sweaty dudes. I'll be sitting in a new cooler dark room with a bunch of sweaty dudes. That'd be awesome. That's like my fucking dream. I've been working for seven years for this. I think to go cooler darker and less slightly less sweaty. See, the achievement hunter room is going to be like double the size it is now. And my machine's not going to get stolen every single time that sometimes record audio. Let's not get ahead of it.

You might take it home, though. Yeah. Yeah, I moved out of this desk where Jack is, because people would want to use it for production purposes, and they would want to use it for recording sound in the booth or you know doing voice recordings and when I moved out there I still get bumped for production stuff and Jack is bumped for the sound and I Know how annoying it is for Jack. I can't even remember how bad it was when it was doubled up that it get bumped out here constantly And I wish I've mad who just comes in and unplugged stuff

Rain We'll be a think of the past soon. The worst part about sharing an office with you, and I really enjoyed the three years where we shared an office together. Oh, here we go. But the worst part about sharing an office with you was that everybody wanted to talk to you about nothing, like every five minutes. And I'd be in the middle of trying to record audio or do some work or something and then somebody would come in and be like Hey, I need to bother you for the next 20 minutes while you're trying to work And then I would be like I get to be bothered now for the next 20 minutes, too You know what? I think that my strategy my long-term strategy of not listening to people is finally paying off

And I think that's transferred over to Matt Oh, yeah people people constantly go up to Matt some in the main room now with Matt Yeah, and people are constantly talking to Matt. Oh yeah. People, people constantly go up to Matt, some in the main room now with Matt, and people are constantly talking to Matt about stuff. I think I'm one of those people too, like I bounce stuff off of Matt all the time. Good, there you go. But he, Matt gets interrupted about once every five minutes of it's the best while he's working. Yeah, that's weird. I can make it interrupt you from time to time. You do, it's not, it's not that at all. Yeah. At the new, new office, he'll be able to just close his door and put Matt is not here. Like I'm not here. It's not closed for the day. Well, I'm connected to Matt's office

We actually talked about knocking a hole in the wall and doorway between our two closets to connect my office with Matt So you know, you know hotel suite basically. Yeah, especially when connecting rooms You should have a cubby hole so you can pass each other beers and drink Regurate Matt is not that fun art and downstairs cool thing about downstairs is our doors don't have windows in them. You can't see into our office unless you walk around outside and look in the window, which we'll have blinds. So we can be hiding. It'll be great. Why is that? Yeah. We'll be all secretive. Okay. And have secrets. Jeff, what are you guys going to be doing? I think Jack just wants to be able to watch porn at work and absolutely You're you're you're working a little bit on porn here

We kind of crossed the line as a company where Jack posted some achievement her videos that had Playboy collectibles from mafia two in them. So we have it's in the game We have I know we have nudie girls now on our. Yeah, but they're not they're covered up Yeah, I'm all concerned their dignity has been saved but yeah, various people's head I just love the week after we put the How to Make an Internet video. And one of the big things is put a hot girl as your thumbnail. I did that for five videos in a row. And it worked like a showroom.

It was awesome. We're actually following our own shitty advice. I was just like, what do I look forward to using this video? In the PSA was not to put a thumbnail of a girl a hot girl The advice was to use a thumbnail that has nothing to do with your video Yeah, we recommend that a hot girl if you're a hot girl makes videos You should I mean the hot for works chick Where we know our love then you got everything working for you already you don't need any help

I just smile talking about her. Yeah, dude. I just got an uncontrollable smile We didn't see her at Comic-Con this year if only there was a word now You know just talking about was with flash 2000 the other day. What's that? Our good friend Aaron from the website. He, I was talking about him about how in other countries they have words for things that are just kind of ideas for feelings like I'm not going to say it correctly but Shoyden Froude. Yeah, Miss Sineret. Yeah, I'm going to show it to you. Shoyden Froude. Okay, well we can't say which is the feeling you get when you're happy watching someone else fail. I love that feeling. Right, we don't have words like that, but then I realize in this country, we don't have color for words, we just associate stuff with sitcom

characters. Like, oh, you're so backster, you know what I mean? Like when someone does something or acts a certain way, it's like, oh, you're so creamer. That's like the American equivalent of that. Pull your head out of your clothing. Claving. Look, a guy who knows useless facts. Yeah. And two is that he's a smart guy and using it in totally the inappropriate way. He's a cliff-clavin. Yeah, that's what we have in America. We have people who may not know that one anymore. I think so too. Oh, I think so too. Pixar's kept that alive. They might not know Norm who is the more popular guy. That's true.

On Cheers. Would you say that was more more popular than Call of Duty? I would definitely say that. Everyone said Norm's name when he walked into the bar. Why don't we, I mean, like, as a character. I don't mean this. Yeah, for sure. It's in the show.

You tolerated Cliff. And Norm was actually funny. They were about on par. They were there next to each other. Every time you saw one, you saw the other. Yeah, but Norm was the enjoyable one of the good ones. Yeah, but if you remember one, you got to remember there was another big next to him.

Click that, all the interesting facts. Now he was annoying to the other characters on the show and the whole watching. He was watching. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. No one was just likeable. He was great, that's true. Yeah, for sure.

You know, it's really great when a sitcom's on for a long time and now they get canceled so fast, you don't get a chance to see this anymore, but you watch an actor develop a character over the years Yeah, like you know He said a couple things, but he could just go you know or whatever, you know He's intro to I'm about to start talking and you had that feeling that your ghost cliff on some random fact He was like we could beat you before we could be Man that was a really good show that had a lot of really good characters. When's the last time you thought I haven't seen it in years Something's like a well-instead occasion. Woody Harrel, someone was so fantastic on that show. I don't

know if I've seen that show since it went off the air. Really? Did I say I saw an episode of cheers on an American airline flight one day? Really? Yeah, it was like in the real of TV shows. It was the episode where they had the basketball player and they were trying to count the number of bolts in the floor of the of the gardens. Well that's great because American Airlines planes were new when she was running on the air. It probably came with the plane. It's true. Do you ever look, do you ever look at the thing I call it? I don't know, every time now. You look at the VIN number plane?

Yeah, you can see the plate, like the serial number, the tail number of the plane, and the date of manufacture. Other thing, American Airlines has bought a plane in the last 25 years. No, they probably haven't. And if they do, they don't fly them to Austin. That's for sure. Yeah. Maybe you'll get lucky and catch one in DFW.

But I'm so tired of that. Like they're falling apart. I don't ever fly America in the house. We're flying American attacks. Yeah, which is, well, the nice thing about that is it's going to push me over gold. And then you and I will be able to get upgrades a little bit more.

I'll do my jet blue thing starts next week. Have we talked about that? Jack, your jet blue thing? I don't know, how do we, I don't know how we I don't think so. Yeah, so I Jet blue had this deal called all you can jet we're all $700 and you can fly as much as you want on jet blue from September 7 to October 6th you just have to book three days in advance and I think you've to pay like a couple bucks for each flight for some taxes Like whatever taxes and fees and uh, but yeah, it's literally like you just book any flight you want on jet blue like you have to book it through a certain way and then you fly all over the country and so uh... i'm i'm i was going to go to

san francisco is my first trip and i'm going to Orlando for i think next weekend i'm going to go in the new harry potter world thing very excited about that and then at some point i'm going to spend like a week and go to as many major cities as i can works like one day like go to boston the next day go to new y, next day go to Seattle, next day go to San Francisco, and I'm gonna cross the country like that, just for a week.

So, that's cool, that sounds like a really cool idea. It's gonna be like backpacking across America via JetBlue. So, can't be airplane and airport. Yeah, that sounds like fun man. I'm glad you're here doing that. Yeah, it should be cool. Like Jeff took a bunch of time off in July, he's like whatever you wanna take some, you know,

a break, let me know, we'll figure out something. So I'm going to take, I guess a week or so and just go crazy. And so I'll definitely write a post about it. So if there's any fans in any of the major cities that want to grab a beer or something, I'd definitely be up for it. But yeah, it should be fun. It'll be the first time I've taken a proper vacation

and I'll allow. People always say that. Bernie Hayes, when people say that. I don't ever say that. Take your fucking vacation. Don't fucking do your counting of your vacations. He's already taken it. Just take your vacation. Just taking it. I don't know. Why do you always talk about how they don't know. Don't ever say that. Take your fucking vacation. Don't fucking do your counting of your vacations. He's already taking it. Just take your vacations.

I don't know. Why do you always talk about how they don't take vacations? Yeah. I take vacations. Take you in the summer. Yeah, you got awesome. Take your fucking 10 days. I will too.

It always seemed for me what my old job, my vacations would be like, you know, taken over by video game stuff. Like I was writing for another website and even working here, I'd have to go fly somewhere to do an interview or something or check out a game but I've take vacation days for my other job and then come back. So really I was working on my vacation but now it's part of my job.

Yeah, before we hired Jackie, we was working at three different places. Yeah, essentially, right? That's right, that's right, that's right. Well, I worked at a video game company. That was my full time job. And then I wrote for another website. And then, well, I guess I was writing for you guys too. Yes. Pre-achievement Hunter. Oh yeah, we had a very pre-achievement Hunter.

Yeah. And then, so I started doing the writing on there and did Forrest and Joy-Mit came from that. The scavenger hunt site used to do, came out of that. We did like a user, like featured user thing one time. I forget what else it's but anyway, and then that evolved until you know I became friends with the guys and then Jeff asked me to help with the cheap and that's how you snuck your way into the office Exactly, so people listening that's how you do it. No So we're going to Paxen like two days or like a day

I'm gonna Paxen like a day. Are you excited? No, I am I feel you guys. Yeah, I do. You're gonna pack some like a day. Are you excited? No. I am. I feel like, I feel like, I love that. It's snuck up on me. I'm terrified of that. I don't feel like I've done my proper preparation. For some reason, I have this feeling of dread.

Like, I thought packs was next week or something. It's like, oh, did I do everything I need to do to get this show? You're like working? You mean from a delivering merchandise standpoint? Yeah, merchandise is our booth gonna be set up. Did I remember to get everyone hotel rooms are we all flying there Do I get plane tickets? Yeah, just just in charge of all the logistics of moving people around and getting people there and getting our Blue set up and then

We're mats working on something for the panel. I'm working on something for the panel Then we already have some some done for the panel. I don't know how we're gonna show three different things and have a Q&A in the panel I'd say it's a lot of stuff Well, there's nothing after us in that room until the concerts, right? We should put all of the things we want to do at the panel in a hat, like write it down a piece of the paper, put it in a hat, and pull out what we're going to do. Yeah, but that's not a bad idea. That we still have a concert adventure panel.

We still have to make our times, too, because you don't want to have the room fill up with people, and then you run over and people don't get to see the whole panel because they're leaving you go to other stuff they have scheduled. Right, yeah. Well there's nothing in that theater after us, there are other panels in other places. There's nothing cooler than us, so why would they even work in it? Well that is true. There's nothing cooler than about an hour of us, you know, an hour and a half, two hours

of us, people will want to go to other stuff. That's why the podcast is, the length it is, it's about all you can handle. You say you want more, but you really don't believe me. I certainly can't handle you guys for long. I mean, Jeff's got a sour look on his face. I've heard about 15 minutes for him. And he's like, I can't fucking. No, I'm sitting here obsessing over the merchandise

in my head. Yeah, would you, would you fuck up? Nothing, I haven't fucked up anything. But I'm in the same boat gussies where I've had so many of the things going on. I haven't devoted the mental band with the thinking about it to like asswaging myself that it's all taken care of. I thought it was another week in the future I thought we had another week. I just realized today I was I just contacted our shipping company and I was like I just need to make sure this this and this one on the pallet

And they're like you know, this is the fourth time you've asked us that. I'm like, okay, sorry It's a very never-reason for that. Yeah Well, let me put your problems in perspective For all your worries that you're having or a booth 571 at PAX combined stuff right next We're gonna have some stuff to sell that you could get you're totally gonna live. Yeah, you should totally come in totally by it Yeah, especially if you're there static or we're sharing a wall with megast 64 and we're directly across from the Microsoft big booth You want to be worried about anything shit? We're about sharing a wall with megast 2

My lord those guys are awesome. Yeah, those guys have energy to spare. It's amazing, isn't it? It's like they must go in hibernation until like quarterly and until an event. They've got a cryo chamber. They all, yeah. Like Rocco just puts them in deep for something, then.

And then thaws them out for the week before. It's amazing. You used, it's amazing. I would go as far as saying insane like clinically maybe like just by the fact that guys with white coats and butterfly nets have not passed Their booth. That's why they haven't been captured. Yeah, that's what it feels like to me Because they're insane speaking of insane speaking of problems in your life Three family members at a wedding in turkey have been actually shot dead by the groom firing an AK-47 rifle in celebration of his marriage.

Yeah, I read that. You read that? It was like his dad and his aunt, right? Yeah, and then some other family member? He was shooting into a crowd by accident. He lost control of a rifle while he was firing in the air and then the crowd of his family. See, here's a problem. Like when you're firing a gun, it's got to recall, right?

Wouldn't you want to go back with a few more? Maybe that's what he did. Let me ask you a question. Where was that again? Turkey. So there's really no difference between Turkey and where I grew up in Alabama. That's essentially the same place.

See, guys, when we got dead, he was using an AK-47. Yeah, we'll open shotgun, but that's too Soviet. Did you guys? They would use the M14 or an M16.16 yeah before we get too far away from mega 64 Did you guys see that Cabela's is releasing another game on? Reach day. Yeah, awesome. Yeah, it's awesome at this point. They just got to be fucking with me How right fucking mega 64 identify that trend so quickly? I don't know they got they got it on the first one Yeah, they did again Yeah, right I talked to Rocco about it at a homicon before identify that trend so quickly. I don't know. They got it on the first one. Yeah.

They did it again. Yeah, I talked to Rocco about it at a homicon story. And he just said that it was crazy that at the time we didn't know that it was coming out on the day that reach comes out. But he said that the developers of the Kabila's game came up and talked to them. We're like, oh, and he said that they all

had like real thick Russian accents. We're like, oh, you funny guys, huh? That's a Russian that was terrible He said it's funny. He said they were like all big Russian dudes and Rocco got really scared for a second and they they were like No, no, no, you're very very funny very funny Americans that game we made in two weeks This is a death cycle was like two weeks from the game And at the time they told him I guess that, that they had another game coming out this fall, but he didn't know the timeframe, but he suspected it might be right around reach.

Could you imagine Q&A testing that game? I mean, is the game is waiting, right? You just wait for the deer to appear on your screen. Something like that, I don't know. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no have loved it. I've seen you playing a lot lately. Yeah, yeah, I got to the point where I was said they have a achievement for a hundred percenting the single player team, which is not even true. I mean, they call it a hundred percent, but it's a hundred percent of the things they want you to do in the game. Like, something you have to do is something you don't have to do. And in fact, I don't have all of the single player achievements, but I have the achievement for 100 percenting the game, which makes no sense. And you know, I think it's a feature. I keep saying this to you guys,

but there's a feature you need on achievement 100, which is when people go to play a game for the first time, it would be great if there was a spoiler-free primer that just said, before you start this game, here's what you need to know, if you don't work on this one achievement, you'll have to play the game again. Sounds like you are the perfect person to make the pilot version of that for Red Dead Redemption. Okay, I'll do that. Alright, but we're... Okay, I'll do that. It's like a play through me or something like that.

No, just like, hey, before you play it, we don't want to give you spoilers, but there are some things that you need to be aware of. What were some of the things to do? This is your pregame. Are you prepared? Yeah, let me give you a great example. In Red Dead Redemption, there is a secret achievement. God knows why it's secret.

Yeah, that makes no sense. But there's a secret achievement that's not visible to you get it or until you research it online, that you have to use the same horse for 20 story missions. So if you change horses, it resets it or a fucking cougar, jumps out of a fucking sage bush and takes out your horse and you get a new horse and it resets. But there's no way why would they make that secret?

Yeah, do you know how many story missions there are? There's 57. Oh, so that's a good 20s a good chunk. And I learned it more than halfway through the game and it was too late for me to dedicate one horse to it. Yeah, all right. So as well as he's now have to go back and play 20 story missions that quite frankly I was I was fast-forwarding through by the end of that game anyway. That really looks like it. I was not.

I don't like sandbox games. I think it's what my problem is. I kind of have the same thing where I feel like there's so much freedom. I need a little more direction. Well, you would like Mafia to then because it's a linear sandbox game where they give you it's a fun game, but there's like no reason to explore the world other than getting the wanted poster. Sounds perfect. Yeah, you would probably really like it. It's like a streamlined version explore the world other than getting the wanted poster. Sounds perfect.

Yeah, you would probably really like it. It's like a streamlined version of a sample. I feel like GTA 4 Red Dead Redemption. They're great games, but this way too wide open for me. You know what's great in Mafia 2? The acting, like the actual character model acting is really, really well done. Did you notice that, Jeff, when you're playing? Yeah, it's fantastic.

It's done really, really well. Like there's like minor little nuances to the characters that you can actually pick up on when you like, like why is he looking at him like that? They also do some stuff that's kind of brave like the two main characters in the you get the impression that they're fairly racist and they don't shy away from that. They're like this is what people were like at this point, you know in America and we're gonna be honest about it. I know it's kind of interesting. Mafia 2 taught me that 2k has the development studio in the Czech Republic Yeah, that's mafia to K. Check to check. I had no idea So what's the history behind 2k? Did they come from like the Sega sports games 2k sports? I believe so so that's where they came from Okay, any relation to take to I think they're no, okay, are you sure? I don't think I

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And that grants that all the ESP game, right? I'm sure other developers do the same thing. I'm sure EA has a couple of different development houses that do FPSes. It's usually more direct that they work on franchises. Like it's that's true. It's a FPS issue genre, but you look at like the Call of Duty stuff. They split between development houses under the same umbrella, but it's the same franchise.

Right. Yeah. And I mean, I don't know about you, but I consider, I consider Red Dead Redemption to be kind of part of the grant that I thought of university. I mean, I don't like that. Not the same developers in type of game. Yeah, it's a part of the lexicon, right?

Yeah. In a sense, it's not canonical or anything. No, I totally agree with that. Yeah. Yeah. It's the same developer making the same kind of game. You're not fucking any hookers in red dead redemption though. That's true.

No, you don't. Very different. You can last so long though. You can last so long. Put on a train track. This is a producer actually pretty racy adult stuff in Red Dead Redemption. There's the typical stuff where people get their heads blown off, which is par for the core of the song. There's actual moments of sex that you interrupt from other people.

I've never played that game, but I have made a few videos and I do know that you have an awesome Tomahawk. You can make you a cool movie. I have a run of Tomahawk. It's use it. You can make it cool. It's key I'll see I think. I have a run of the Tomahawk. Yeah, it's purely india. It's fun. Why did you make that fucking? That doesn't fucking. I'm scared of you now for me after you made that video.

When you see a Tomahawk, you think I can turn horses in a unicorn now. On just the fence, he did feel bad about it. He literally asked me, I cut to we make this video. I cut the video and I showed it to Bernie and Jack and asked I said I don't think we can release this and then and then I added a rainbow because of that we had Jack add the rainbow and then we did the bear thing to just put it over the

top to make it but it was it was a sad gross video before that you might be saying what he did oh yeah okay because I was talking about sexy you guys went to the horse Jeff decided that if you throw a tomahawk just right at a horse in its head between its eyes that with the handle sticking out of the tomahawk, it looks like a unicorn horn. So you can turn the horses into unicorns.

I think it was the carry had the seed of that idea. I don't think the unicorns ever make it past like a breath or two after they become unicorns. They're rare. It's a short life of magic. Maybe they're rare. That's a short life of magic. Maybe they're rare, special beasts. Maybe it's like contact, like in that one half of a second they lived a whole life. Yeah, it's like a sunset ghost. They're blinking, it's gone.

It's gone. It just touches your life and it moves on. I was like to think like, what would you explain this in real life? It's like, I'm not chopping horses heads and hats. I'm making unicorns. Anyway. Yeah, I think it's going to be interesting too. It's in red dead whenever you, it keeps a tally of all the stuff

that you do wrong morally in the game. And then when you have to pay off a bounty, it recounts all of it. So it's like almost like a weird reward. It's like two counts of murder. They released an infographic a while back That showed like all the bad things community-wide that people have done like how many horses have been murdered It was pretty interesting to see I admit I've shot a couple horses

The other guys are coming after me and just to watch the dudes get catapulted and fly Have you shot your own horse yet? I have shot my own horse many times by accident. It was the worst. Some kind of weird punishment. You know, I knew a guy who raised horses. And he talked about how dumb horses are. Like just really just they're the dumbest animals on the planet and they're both are trainable.

And one thing you talked about, like early on if you have a horse is just unwilling to be broken, that you can lay, get a horse down, you lay it on its side. And then you cover the horse, including its head, you cover it with a blanket, and the horse thinks it's dead, and will lay there until you take the blanket off. It'll starve to death. That's what it's like.

What? That's what it's like. I can't believe it. That's what he told me. A horse will, if you cover it, will lay there and not get up until you take the mic. You know what? I'm totally gonna believe that because you had an experience with one of his horses.

Oh my God. That is unbelievable. I forgot about that. You wanna talk about that? Yeah, well, we had to go, I'm not a hunter per se, but I've been on hunting trips with other guys where you basically go and I grill and drink and go out with them.

You're like the fluffer and play. I'm like, I'm like the half man of the group. And I play poker and get everybody drinks. Can I reload your gun for you? I'm like spunk. I'm like spunk. What color skirt do you wear when you do another? No, you're like spider in good position.

Well, you know, now I feel like you ruin the fucking story. Anyway, so I went on the Sunday trip and we went, we got back after a week and I had just parked my My car on his land and There were many other cars parked around mine But apparently one of the horses thought I hate that fucking car The horse the horse bit my car all over and it had it almost looked like someone took the back end of a hammer a claw hammer And hit it all over because it was just biting my car

It bit every fucking panel on the outside car and there were huge rate scrapes in it I think what in the middle of what happened my car and every day they go Uh-oh where the horse is out? This is what a horse bit your car. It was cribbing. It's what they said cribbing on your car I go what the fuck is They said just like someone's horses bite stuff and they Words for dumb they didn't go crimming where they take their big fucking And they'll hang it hang on something like a fence post or like a side rail like the one of the horizontal rails of a fence

They'll hang it and like stretch their neck out and Sun in the air and they suck air Until they can't move And they're bloated and then and the horse vet has to come out and like drain them And it's just their're just it hits them apparently. Oh, really horses do it. And my horse in Dreaded Embryard Gemsome was no different. I was in a

fucking gunfight and my horse ran right in front of me and got shot in the head. Hey, good. They don't go. This cribbing country talk for Collier Insurance agent. Yeah. How come they never covered any of this in the black stallion? I don't know. I'm gonna look up horse cribbing right now. See if I got that term right. Make sure you don't look up horse cribbing You're gonna throw a different set of returns. You think we can try that blanket thing with bread. I look up horse

CRIBING comes up So I'll see what this says and see if he gives a definition of horse cribbing Jeff would be ridden a horse. Yeah, do you know from Alabama? What does that mean? There's a shoe shotguns that. Still 40% horse for transportation in Alabama. I've buggyed it all over the place. No, I've, yeah, I grew up, I've, I've, I've, I've got a lot of family that are farmers and so I grew up writing horses as a kid and then I read horses in the army a little bit, believe it or not. Really? Yeah. We have a, well, first cavalry division, we have a, the first Cavalry division, horse detachment. They don't see much combat these days, do they?

It's all ceremonial, but like every quarter, some general will come down to the base, and then the horse detachment will go on a day-long ride with the general, and I was a photographer, so I always had to ride along on a horse taking pictures behind them. Is that a pretty cushy assignment for those dudes in the horse thing?

Like four times a year, they got to get on a horse. Well, they tend the horses too. Like they have to get up every morning and they're like farmers, you know, and they have to like feed the horses and brush them and do all the horse maintenance and all that shit clean a horse shit. But yeah, it's they wear old-timey clothes and it's a super awesome assignment. Yeah, I think I would rather do that. Like I would rather stay at home, take care of a horse and clean horse shit, Then go do like stuff that most other people have to do in the army It's one of those things that you get the you if you do well enough You get lucky to be a part of yeah, and then you're in it for like a year and they rotate you out But yeah, it's like it's a good assignment to get that's cool. Yeah, it's really cool Have to show up at a lot of functions and stand next to hay bales

Gus we written horse. Yeah, I'm hailey. Yeah, a group in South Texas man. I Like that. That's the yeah, yeah, a group in Texas. Of course I wrote a horse. What's with yourself? So my have you ever in the horse when I was a kid? Yeah, I'm sure what to a petting zoo or something Yeah, put me on the back horse Yeah, we are like here's your birth certificate in your first horse ride Yeah, we like I grew up in a really small town like with a bunch of ranches all around them like you can't take cars a lot I know it sounds stupid. You can't take cars a lot of places. I know it sounds stupid, you can't take cars a lot of places. You can go between cities, but if you want to visit some people, they just live out on

a ranch and you can't get there any other way. You can take a car, but you get stuck. Which has also happened to me. Hey, I noticed, there was a big story today that they just caught a major Mexican drug dealer who was from a border town. Yeah Barbie yeah, yeah, and I was wondering if you knew him Yeah, cuz he grew up on the border on the American side. I thought you might have so did I you might have gone to high school with him I don't know if you know this the borders you

It's a really long. Yeah, as a river between it. Yeah,, it's like like you guys all played each other in football Right, I'm probably at some point. I just learned that Gus has a that family plot that he owns in South Texas Oh, yeah, it's on the border. Yeah, oh, he owns a part of the US border. Yeah, it's literally like right on the river That's cool. So they come build that big ass fence right there. You're gonna pay you right they'd pay you for that doubt it It's like a easement dude. Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I doubt it. I doubt it. It's like easement, dude. Ooh, I'm sorry, I guess. Oh, God. I doubt it. It's like easement, you know. It's like, fucking, you can't you bill on the front

part of your house, your property. They build a sidewalk. Sidewalk fence, they say. I mean, eminent domain, right? Yeah, you must have the hell of an easement with the border. How would you think? Sure.

You have A, a river, and B, the border. Is it a law everywhere in America that you can't own water? That you can't own shoreline? that's not true at all are you sure because there are parts of like where I lived in Jersey that will be because surfing there are parts of the beach that are fence goes right down to and that beach like a segment of the beach would be private property so you have to like get out of the ocean live around to get to the other side with the Atlantic Ocean yeah I don't think that's legal it might be what you're talking about might be the case with fresh water no I don Atlantic Ocean. Yeah. I don't think that's legal. It might be, what you're talking about might be the case

with fresh water. No, I don't think you can own, I don't think you can legally own beach. Yeah, there's also like also in Key West there are beaches we couldn't go to because they're private beaches. Hmm. I know, I know in Hawaii, I'm pretty sure in Hawaii it's illegal to own beach.

Like the nicest beaches in Key West, you have to like stay at the hotel to have access to them. All right, I believe it shouldn't happen though. I like, I always like the nicest beaches in Key West, you have to like stay at the hotel to have access to them. All right, I believe it shouldn't happen though. I like I always like the notion that you couldn't own Shoreline, but at least with the ocean, you know, I mean, I mean if you have a small of lake that where you own the whole property That's pretty cool. I tried to I did a Google search for Kenny legally owner beach. Yes One of the returns was how small of a bikini can you legally wear on Florida beaches? I think I've just been officially derailed. Thank you Google. Here we go. Have you played the six degrees of Wikipedia game before? It's where you try to link two things using just Wikipedia like follows or whatever. I saw that on their Reddit link you sent me

Bernie. Oh yeah. They were talking about how awesome Reddit is and then there was one of the things in there. It was like link you know Kevin Bacon to Adolf Hitler in like you know six jumps or whatever I mean you can go anyone to anyone but that was just one of the ideas Hmm, it was like movies about World War II to actors and movies about whatever to another actor that link to This seems like another version of the Kevin Bacon game basically. Yeah, that's kind of cool This you think people know what the Kevin Bacon game is anymore. I don't know I can play the game really easily. I got an eight-off Hitler entry hit edit Eight-off it would have really liked Kevin Bacon in foot loose. How do you live long enough to see it?

There you go. They got them speaking of Wikipedia and wacky stuff. Bernie should me to the I don't know if he showed this to you guys did he show you guys the and wacky stuff Bernie should me to the I don't know if he showed this to you guys did he show you guys the What's that guess name? I have no, I don't know you're talking about the fucking actor that my wife is in love with Oh no What's his face from pineapple expressed? What the fuck James Franco James Franco, okay? Another thing I got from reddit by the way the Wikipedia article on James Franco. No That fucking guy. I'm gonna look it up. I's gonna have to look it up to it was basically just

recounting all the stuff that James Franco has done in the last three years outside of acting that would kind of blow you away. So he's a busy guy it's what I'm getting already. Yeah yeah I mean we've always like James Franco can make you feel like less of a human being. Yeah pretty much but he's also a famous dude who you know can show up famous dude who, you know, can show up in a class and, you know, it's a different experience for him. But it's just a little very cool.

It reminds me of Peter Weller. You ever hear the guy who played Robocop went on to become one of the leading authorities and like some kind of fine art. Really? Yeah. Now a very well-established scholar. I have a degree of separation from that. My ex-wife's best friend was in the PhD program with him at Syracuse University and said

he was a crazy pervert who made every girl in class feel uncomfortable. Allegedly. He was on an episode of Friends recently. Okay, so here I'm just going to go through some of the highlights. Every time you see a friend, I think you're seeing friends. Franka who reportedly has an unusually high metabolism for productivity, I don't even know what that means. It means the public is not the center.

But a superhuman ability to focus. Disatisfied with his career's direction, he re-enrolled at UCLA two years later, having taken as many as three times the normal number of course credits per quarter while continuing to act. He received his undergraduate degree in English in 2008 with a GPA of 3.5. For his degree, he prepared his department honors thesis as a novel under the supervision of somebody named Mondes Simpson on who it is.

He then moved to New York and simultaneously attended graduate school at Columbia's MFA writing program, New York University's Tish School for the Arts for filmmaking, and Brooklyn College for Fiction Writing, while occasionally commuting to North Carolina's Warren Wilson College for Poetry. He has been accepted to Yale's PhD program in English and will most likely

begin the program in 2010 in the fall and will also attend the Rhode Island School of Design at the same time. Busy dude. Busy fucking dude. I think Mona Simpson is Homer Simpson's mother's name. I think it is Mona. You know you're right. I'm gonna start unravel the lies.

I'm gonna hold on a quick on that. Oh, I like the entire entry. That's what Gus pulled out. It just stood out. It just stood out. It just shows the difference. I don't think James Franco. Dr. Franco as he will soon be not with GFRIEND's reference. And he was on a soap opera. Yes, we're playing Franco. Playing Franco. Yeah, that was his character's name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the most just came with the mustache.

He was an artist. God, that's so brilliant. There's awesome. Do you think the people on the soap opera appreciated his participation or do you think they were kind of off put by it? I bet it was both. Well, he had worked on soap operas before,

like early in his career. I bet they were happy to have him because it probably increased their ratings and the publicity around it and they probably increased their exposure as well. Yeah. You went back and did it again, right? Yeah, he did it twice. You know, they they had the feeling that he was slumming it essentially and yeah, they're trying to crawl out from that pile of shit there and I mean they're just happy to get any any ray of sunshine they can get. I don't know, man. If you're in that, I mean that seems like that's a steady job.

There have been a few big successes to come from soap operas too. Like, Sarah Michelle Geller was a soap opera kid. What do you say big success? What do you mean? You mean people who move on and do all the same? I guess that's, that's an unfair assessment, because being on a soap opera could be considered a big success. I mean, if you do 40 years on a soap opera, like Susan Lucci would be considered a successful person. She was on a soap opera for about 50 years. Yeah, what do what those people make.

I don't know, that's a really good question. Do you see there was a big article by business insider, I believe, where they rated, or they estimated the yearly income of the top 10 YouTubers, and top 10 was at their discretion? Yeah, we talked about this last podcast. Yeah, it was interesting. The guy from mediocre films, Greg came out

and made a video saying that, no, sorry. I should, first of all, I shouldn't even be in the list of top 10 people. All your stats are wrong. You said I have 159 million views this year. I've been on YouTube for four years. I have a total of 113 million videos, which you can see right here in this number. So, he didn't like, where are you getting this information? Yeah, their numbers were wack.

Even like the way they calculated CPM and all that stuff. Yeah. But I mean, I think some of those guys are making a lot more. Yeah, I agree. So I'm going to say seriously, seriously lowballed some of those dudes. I really, yeah, I mean, absolutely.

Like they were giving people like, I would wager that some of those could be as high as, like what they projected for a year could be more like quarterly earnings for some of those guys. So you guys you're talking being once removed from the Peter Wellie thing. What is the weirdest like coincidental thing you've ever experienced like that? You know anyone who's experienced like someone who was encountered somebody like you know or then in a weird place a weird time. My mother when she was eight months pregnant with me, broke down outside of a

like an abandoned nursery where one of the members of the Manson family was killing somebody. Whoa really? I had no idea. Yeah and she had to call, she had to walk to like a pay phone call my grandfather and my grandfather came and picked her up. And he was either killing somebody or had already killed her and she was in their dead while my mom was like 500 feet away and she found this later. They found out out about this later. Yeah, wow It was like some some rogue member the man's family who fled California. Yeah, and killed and dismembered a lady That's pretty crazy. I can't believe you that's like you knew that so fast in response to his question

Yeah, that's the first thing I think of you got anything like that no I don't think so I got one that's a standout that I just can't believe it that somebody told me um it's Matt his aunt the reason my Matt lives in here is in Texas even though he's from Atlanta is that his dad and his dad's sister his aunt both went to school in Texas and so that's why Matt came to Texas to go to school Matt's aunt was in the movie theater when Oswald was arrested Whoa, isn't that crazy? That's a really weird just coincidental attachment to a major event in history She was in the movie theater watching a movie when they came in to get Oswald. That's crazy damn, dude

Yeah, was it a good Dallas? I don't know know I you know, it's just such a crazy weird Yeah, that's not wow that is pretty nuts though right place their end time right yeah, I guess not maybe that's a way to put that Right time watching movie when we went on as well was arrested that space Didn't even let him finish the movie. Guess what I heard what's that? In and out. Yeah, pop possibly coming to Austin possibly coming to definitely going to Dallas. Yeah And if it goes along, Dallas, I can open up what we heard was the reason that they're who told us I don't know Someone told us that the reason they was flat. Oh, they chose Dallas was you've already covered it then I'm not here. Oh, okay, the reason that they chose Dallas was so that that could be like a distribution point for them to expand further south and east

Other burger places should sabotage that first location. Began of that and you know what I just read the other day that five guys burgers just ousted in an out there. That's the most popular hamburger restaurant in America. That was all my list of stuff to talk about today. There's one here in Austin. It's good. We ate there for lunch, Gus Jack and I ate there for lunch a while back. And it's really a fucking way there's's a lot of questions for lunch. Wait, which one would you be doing that soon anyway? He's on Burnett. Why are you doing that? It's not the billion lunch places by what we're moving. Which one's more five?

It's where we went and had lunch with your friends from Bioware. Oh, yeah, yeah. Wait. Five guys. No, that's not Guadalupe. All right. Guadalupe. Okay. I got confused. It's like 10 blocks, 15 blocks. Yeah. So I guess according to the Zagat ratings, Zat Zagat Zagat Zagat Zagat ratings So you're trying bison five guys is now the top burger place What does that mean the top burger place the top the highest rated Burger place I hold on it's the what's it looks to deal about five guys like I can tell you what's good about in and out

I can go toe toe with five guys bring it up What's your five guys is good hot dogs hot dogs? Mm-hmm at a burger place I can see you really honest I can see you way you get the top burgers by the nation I had a fucking hot dog The burger is a good two. It says it won the best burger category. You want it huh? What's any one the best burger according to the Zaggets? Yeah Jeff did you ever go to holiday house here in Austin? No, we talked about it one of the best burger, according to the Zaggets. Yeah. Bunch of Zaggets, I know them.

Jeff, did you ever go to a holiday house here in Austin? No, we talked about it. I've never heard of a holiday house. Yeah, I've been there. So I was up off of exposition. Yeah. Back in the day before the fucking lunatic took over that shopping center.

Yeah. Awesome. I'm glad someone could tag me up on it. Have you not heard about this? There's a shopping center up there off of exposition. Like exposition and Windsor, I think. Yeah, it's from the point of office. That's Terry Town. Yeah. Nice of exposition, like exposition and Windsor, I think. Yeah, it's from the public offices. That's Terry Town.

Yeah. Nice part of Awesome, by the way. And so this person took over, I don't know, 10, 15 years ago, and the person is like a super, you just really get a suit, whatever you want to say. No, no, this is public record. This is, I've read this in the newspaper. This person is a very super strict vegan. So every business in there has to adhere to the same principle.

It has to be like a vegan version of whatever. So there's like a liquor store there that used to sell beef jerky but can no longer sell beef jerky. There used to be a shoe repair place there, but they ran them off because they worked on leather shoes. Really? Yeah. So every business in there has to be like vegan friendly in the holiday house. It had been there for like 30 years Holiday house was one of the businesses. Yeah, into the shopping center It's a burger joint. Yeah, it's a very amazing burger joint been there forever like the cooks have been working there since it opened And then these guys came in and once their lease was up. It's like yep get out and the cooks every day said I never take a real vacation

Do you know I've been here? You were shaking your head like you disagreed with a lot of us. It's fucking awful. Yeah? Well, it's gone now, right? Yeah, that's why shit goes out of business, because it's so easy. You know what else went out of business in Dobie? That was awesome. Or in Austin, that was the one out of business, was a Dobie fucking theater.

It was last time any of us went to Dobie theater. You know, we know people who went, there was a small theater in a tiny little shitball mall right by the university called the Dobie Theater. It's where before, I think it was like some kind of weird revival in the last 15 years when they started building movie theaters again. Yeah. But it was like, there were places where only you could see like independent movies. Yeah, this was only a couple of place alamo.

Yeah, it was like pulp fiction sort of drove that. Like, so it was in the village. What was that one in the? Arbor. Yeah, the Arbor 6, which was bought by alamo. Yeah. And there was Dobie, you know, like one in the Arbor? Arbor, yeah, the Arbor 6. Right, which was bought by Elemo. Yeah. And there was dober. No, there's no way.

No, Arbor Theater was Arbor. Village got bought by the Arbor. I was thinking, I'm sorry, you're right. I was incorrect. And the Arbor turned into a cheesecake factory. Yeah. Then they reopened the demonstrate. Arbor was the only place,

sorry, blew out there. Arbor was the only place where I ever asked for my money back for a movie. I did the same thing there. What movie was it? It was a Robert Downey Jr. Heather Graham and what's Natalie Woods' kid's name? Yeah, I know it was called Two Girls in a Guy and it was fucking terrible. It was like they shot it in an afternoon just and it was it was it was it was just bad. I almost saw that movie at that theater. Around the same time, I saw Hurley Burley at that theater, and after about 35 minutes,

I had asked him a money back. Did you really? Yeah, it's only the second time of the rest. And you like everyone in Hurley Burley, I imagine. I like, yeah, I like everyone in the movie, but the movie was just, Negrion and like, Chaz Pulmentary, and there was a lot of people I dig. And, uh, Kim Spacey, right? Yeah, Hurley Burley?

Sean Penn? I don't remember that right? Anyway, just came in in the 36 minute, you missed it. But the Dobey Theater, I can't tell you how terrible this fucking theater was. And we know people in Austin who are, you know, they're other like filmmakers or people who are like film credits, but a lot of guys work in cool news.

They went out to see the Dobey Theater often and talking about how bad it was. Not everything dying is a bad thing. The doby was a fucking piece of shit. You have like a 30% chance of seeing an unobstructed screen wherever you sat in that. They had pillars in the middle of the fucking moon. There was also no incline for the seats. You sat in a flat room. So if anyone sat in front of you, you know, one room front of you or ten rows in front of you, they were still in the fucking way. Yeah, and we, and there was, there's a couple of theaters where the, this is going to sound

stupid, but it's true. The seats don't face the screen. Yeah, it's true. They face sideways. They're at an angle like they all point towards the center of the screen, but then you're just facing an angle, you're looking for your right shoulder. The fucking movie. Everybody remembers it, fondly, because it's where they saw like train spotting when they

were 19 years old. I saw Blur Witch Project there. I saw Blur Witch Project there as well. I saw Dead Alive there. It's where I discovered Peter Jackson there. There you go. Okay, great. Dead Alive Peter Jackson, awesome.

That doesn't mean the dobi's a good deal. Yeah, no, it's a shareable thing. God, you're good. And it's a pain to get to if you're not on campus. Yeah, you gotta fucking go and park off side. You can validate that garage. Yeah, but that garage is terrible. Yeah, standing in a fucking food court, and it's about your ticket.

Yeah, in the mall food court. I wouldn't even call that place a mall. It's like a student union or something. I don't know why they call it a mall. It's so weird. It's terrible. It's like the bad they get to see now. That's just court always stinks too. Yeah, that quote. It's like a bad, they get to see no. There's always things to.

Yeah, there's a, that, that quote unquote mall is like a nails place, a comic book store, an army navy recruitment center, and the Dobie theater. Pretty much. And a comic shop that fails every six months. It's like a matrix. It's always like, it's destroyed and sometimes there's an arcade. Is that arcade gone now? I don't think so. That was the last surviving arcade and the UT area. No, what about the fun? that was the first to shut down lay fun shut down Einstein shut down and Dobie was the last one left and then I

don't I think that one shut down and there's the arcade you once again I'm sorry to see our kids go but our kids had shitty games yeah where are we gonna play Gals Panic now yeah no shit yeah panic wow what the fuck did you come up with that one because that's what they have there wow That's what they had at Einstein's galos panic man I played the the phantom minis pinball machine at late fun like every day I'd be I'd go you'd launch and go play that I don't know

That's that's the years well spent right there Absolutely Then I mean I discovered the free movies you go watch free movies We just reading for the schedule at the doby which is the first movie you and that you and that making college you made college yeah took us about 12 months to make a movie shot a movie on film on 16 millimeter film feature-length movie was 105 minutes spent a year of our life fucking making this thing mm-hmm we rent the doby theater on a Saturday night we bring in people come from all over the country our families and friends come in to see this as a major deal. Phil the theater they fucking play the

print and they don't have sound and the worst part about it was they weren't going to fix this problem they were just like well we'll just give everybody rain checks come back to the people are really here from all over the place you're gonna fix this problem Matt and I had to go in the projectionist booth and and trace cables and fix the problem. And then we sort of things where you were, imagine this, we're starting the film, five, six, 10 times over and people in the audience

going, no, no sound, good kid, good, you know, and it's just like, completely ruined somebody. Somebody had kicked the cable out, like one cable. No, they just didn't set it up right, and they didn't pass it, they just didn't give it a shit. That's what it was. And it's terrible. It took like an hour to fix, right?

Yeah. How did they ever go out of business? You know how they went out of business? Because they suck dick. They suck dick. They suck dick so badly, they suck dick at sucking dick. Like, they choking on dick. And, they, they, they, choking on dick and that's how, that's how they died because they couldn't get oxygen in their body because their passageway

fraudster was fiddled with dick. Because, that's why horses do that. They, they, that's exactly it. They died because they suck dick and suck and dick. Good fucking written, Toby. Good fuck you. Fuckin assholes. Jesus. Good reason. Oh god. Oh god. I called man. I asked him. I said, you know, Toby's killing that business. Fuck them. It was just mortifying. If you work for 13 years and I asked him, I said, you know, he's coming at business. Fuck them. That was, it was just mortifying.

If you work for 13 years and you have that, or 13 months and you have that fucking experience and let this, they didn't give a shit. God, that's terrible. They didn't give a shit. So, so maybe, maybe Alamo will buy it and turn it into something good, you know. You know, buy it in seven on the fire.

Okay. Well, buy, Dolby, we'll, buy it and set on fire. Well, bye, doby. We'll miss you. Yeah, farewell. But unfortunately, I will always remember you. Sucking dick. God, terrible. Oh, man.

Well, we should probably wrap up before too long here. Or we should talk about packs, but I do want to give a couple plugs. Before you end it for the day, Gus, so we can begin packs preparations. I feel like I should warn anyone who is a parent Don't plan that rising case zero. It's like torture Yeah, Jeff almost cried while he was playing it's terrible. So it's a good game essentially you Your daughter your young daughter is infected with the zombie virus Yes, and you have to find shots for her every 12 hours and she gave her a shot that makes her cry

She cries and begs you not to give her another shot because they make her feel bad But if you don't give her a shot she turns into a zombie exactly every 12 hours she'll turn into a zombie And so there's this diminishing supply of this medicine this experimental medicine in the world and you just have to keep Torturing your daughter twice a day to keep her alive It's fucking brutal. Yeah, video game. It's not tough. It in a torture. You're helping maybe the saddest morning of my life. You seem to really upset playing it. You kids just feel like a dot year older than my daughter too. Hmm. It's the worst. So before we wrap up, I want to remind everyone of course we are talking about it. We're going to be at PAX this weekend. Can't wait. We're at booth 571. Our panel is Friday at 1pm and

it's going to be an awesome panel. It's main theaters the off site theater. Yes, at the main theater. We are going to have a ton of cool shit to sell. Some of which we will not be able to sell till after our panel. Teasing the week. Also want to remind everyone that we have Red vs Blue recollection and Red vs Blue revelation coming out September 14. Right. That's right. Same day as Hayler Reach. So when you're buying Revelation, pick up Reach as well. Yeah, absolutely. If you've got extra cash to throw around,

I hear it's going to be a really good game. So you should check it out. Or even if you just want to steal it, because we get paid the same either way. Yeah, that's called shrinkage. So you can buy it from us or most major retailers? Some? Some major retailers.

Most major retailers. We're not a game stop. Game stop no longer carries DVDs. But maybe someday again they'll get a store that's larger. That's why for sure. That's why for bedroom closet. That's why I'm asking you. They'll have room on their shelves for it. So I also want to do a quick little tease that we actually have a thing where

we're going to be announcing it at PAX, but it's going to be a way and you come to the panel to learn how to get ahead start but You'll be able to potentially win a walk-on voice role in our new red versus blue production that we're doing and we'll be talking about how we're gonna do that at the PAX panel I have no idea what you're talking. That's pretty cool. I mean you that's like so secret I'm her learning about it for the first time. It's a tie into something. I'll just explain to you after the podcast But I'll just work it out. So awesome. Yeah, very cool. We always we've always talked about it for the first time. It's a tie into something. I'll just explain to you after the podcast But I'll just work it out. So awesome. Yeah, very cool We always we've always talked about it, but now we have a cool way to do it. Oh great. That's awesome awesome. Well, we will see you all this weekend

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