Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #79

Episode Date: September 15, 2010

Gus, Matt, Joel, Griffon and sometimes Geoff drunk the tank. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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what we're trying to do when we left was a swamp. We had torrential rains in Austin and the server room where we keep all of you know our important Digital information including all of the last season of red versus blue Which you really didn't want to lose because it was a lot of work to do a lot of work. It got flooded And I mean like crazy flooded. I mean it was just like the sky just opened up and then the roof opened up There was a boat with two of every animal There was a little gust two of every animal floating around in there. There was a little gust, a little gust set. It was really, the thing that's scary about the water that came through is it was not clear.

No, it's funny. We had buckets and buckets and buckets and we'd take the buckets and we'd drain them out in the sink. And when you drained them out in the sink, you'd hear sizzling sounds. As they go down the sink, they'd be like, God, did that come in contact with my skin? Because I feel like we should clarify that the situation is okay though. We had an air conditioner repairman come out and take a look at everything. And this is he signed off on the status of the equipment. He did. The following the preceding message has been inserted for legal reasons. I'm just saying everything's okay. We brought an expert. He said it's all fine. Former landlord in ARF all we're gone. Yeah, they're fucking throwing me under the bus here.

Everything's fine, everything's good, we've got no problems at all. You know, the throwing people under the bus, I haven't been on drunk tank in a while. Yeah, I don't know how it works. I'm just supposed to mix shit up. No, fuck it. Because, you know, before we started,

I said, where's Jeff? And Griffin said, oh, I was in a pissy mood So I'm just gonna I'm just gonna throw that out there. Well, what's going on with Jeff today? Sorry She's We should you really come across as a dick at the moment. Oh, I should point out that Griffin is like my podcast master in training. She's going to be editing this week's podcast together for everyone. So you're going to sound like a super dickhead now.

She's going to cut out like cut in like math. I'm saying, don't say in cuss words during this, cause you just give a fodder to like just randomly cut. I'll just start, I'm just throwing in like a bitch's, hey bitches, and then you can like put that in wherever you want. You can auto tune in,

I don't make it, yeah. Make it sound awesome. We should please auto tune me. I can, you guys have a lot of expectations about my skill level here, but okay. The whole thing should be auto tuned probably, and there should be a backbeat. Probably right?

Yeah, Griff has actually been, been trying to pick up the podcast info, like the stuff for a while. She cut together actually the last week's podcast. My goal, I think turned out really well. Oh, thanks. My goal is to completely replace guys within two months. I thought your goal is to completely replace everyone. I'm trying to see who has the best office.

And then I'm going to replace that person. Yeah, right now it's me, I guess. The the coldest biggest office. It's like everyone's dream Just as the coolest biggest office. It's like a sub zero refrigerator Yeah, actually you're probably safe because I hate being cold So he's love your job. Good. We should we should thank everyone who came out to the Rupert's party at PAX We should thank everyone although we should not thank everyone who took a picture or video or video It's possible to name or thank everyone at the Ruchite point. They know who they are How could they?

Because we were also drunk. How could it be? It was so funny because I remember I like we were supposed to start nine and I got there round nine and like There was a start. It's so well seen Anyways, I woke up. There's like a guy. He's like a good guy. So I'm like I'm sitting now sit down the bar with him start talking to him like I finished three sentences. I turn around and it's like full Yeah, it's early full. We we felt bad Jeff and I were like the first people there and The bar like was you know was closing for a private event and they were like taking people out like some of the regulars Like oh you got to get out of here. We got a private function

So we told the bartender to let those people stay since they were regul taking people out, like some of the regulars, like, oh, you got to get out of here, we got a private function. So we told the bartender to let those people stay since they were regulars. Oh, yeah. And we gave them like a bunch of free drinks and we're like, you know, stay. That's the way to do it. Yeah, like don't we feel bad kicking you out. We want you to get as drunk as we're going to get. Yeah, maybe we got some new fans. Yeah, there are new best friends.

We know. So sorry to all the people who didn't get to come in because of those regulars. But thank you to them for supporting such a great bar that we were able to take control of her. So sorry to all the people who didn't get to come in because of those regulars Thank you to them for supporting such a great bar that we were able to to take control of her and I do it again next year I didn't get to go on a really jealous. Well, I think it will still be hung over by that Quite possibly speaking of photos at that party And since you tried to embarrass me earlier boy, oh yeah, you're controlling the podcast I'm gonna be embarrassed me earlier. Boy, yeah, you're controlling the podcast. No, I just want to be all too

entire time. And you're gonna put pictures of me in this. Oh, I'm gonna link one photo in particular. No, you're not. You can see that the capability pictures on your audio podcast. You got more power than we thought. You know, no, I got one, I got one email after, and I'm not gonna say who it's from, but you know who you are.

I got one email After that event that the subject line was blackmail They were pretty bad. There were there were multiple ones. There were multiple wounds. I hit delete as like Very quickly. That's not the way to get rid of photos forever Matt. Just letting them from your email Yeah, I do true. It's not I know to get rid of photos forever Matt just letting them from your email. Yeah, I did it's true It's not I know they're out there somewhere. The problem is the person who sent them to me I don't think it was the person who took them. Oh, I passed around somewhere by someone Well, the various purpose Matt holen stalker dot com

That's the internet now. I think so I tell you who else has some really choice ones Brandon oh Yeah, I haven't seen any of those brain Brandon has some interesting stuff going on and I I did not say anything more else You know probably going next week's podcast reveal something about me, but For you guys are pretty drunk for the youngest member of RT. He was holding his arm. Yeah, he was doing good I don't remember I don't remember much of Brandon from that night. I guess curious He was even allowed the party right no, he was that's like the ninth thing. He's not been allowed I don't remember much of Brandon from that night. Oh, I guess, Carrie is his name.

He wasn't even allowed to party, right? No, he was. That's like the ninth thing he's not been allowed into. What is the deal with Washington State, the law, you can't even get in the bar. Yeah. You're not 21. Is that in a lot of sense? I don't know.

It's in Texas, right? No, you can get in the bar. Are you drinking? No, I don't think you can get in the bar. I think it depends. In Texas. On the time. I think you have a fake ID, sure. I think it depends. I think it depends. I think it's only if you're with a guardian or with your spouse who's over 21, I think it depends on the time I think you have a fake ID sure I think it takes us only if you're with a guardian or with your spouse who's over 21

I think I think or if maybe if they serve food and it can also be a restaurant right God we should make it hard. Yeah, but in but in Drunk tank charge like no just get out of here. Yeah, like there was that issue I know that restaurant that's right. That's right. That's what we would let me see the restaurant Yeah, they would, the, the rain restaurant was closed, so they had to sit at the bar. And it's not like they were just sitting at the bar. There's like a seating area and tables over there.

And they all went over there and they said, Carrie could not eat there because he was under 21. He couldn't even sit at the tables to eat. Did I have like a kid's table for a Carrie and like all the, I kind of wanted to like eat there anyway and have Carrie sit like it. On the glass on the glass. It's like watching just like watching a sad lane little tear rolling Yeah, you should have made him sit in the car and like order to put up the car for him You like a fancy Sonic

But it's here like by the outside windows, so you can just watch you that would have been worth it Just to put Brandon in a roller skater That's it new short idea, you know I hear it carries tears have a higher alcohol content than like a lot of That's it. New short idea. You know, I hear it carries tears have a higher alcohol content than like a lot of Neal I think it's serious. Just by us Moses. You also can't hitchhike in Washington. I don't think you can It's illegal. I think it's illegal in most states. I don't know about that really. Why I don't know about most I mean I think most states have a law where it's not necessarily a legal a hitchhike, but it's illegal to walk along There's some places like you can't hitchhike on the interstate.

You have to go off to an on ramp. I think you can't imagine why there's a lot like that. Have you guys ever hitchhiked? I have hitchhiked. Have you? From where to where? I used to hitchhike a lot when I was younger before I had a car. And my longest trip was from Southern Oregon up to Covellas.

I was like, Ashland, I got off of a guy on there. Ashland Oregon up to Cavalis. And then I did... How many miles is that for those of us who aren't familiar? I don't know. I'll find out. Okay. I have those side-darked. You grew up there. Yeah, I don't know. It's several hours. Okay. Okay. I have never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never used those. I've never, I don't know. I'm sorry, it's been a while. Okay. And then I hitchhiked once from Eugene to Portland or back in Portland to Eugene. I've never hitchhiked, but I picked up hitchhikers. Really? I have no? Oh, with a bicycle.

But it was close. I mean, it's... But you had a bicycle and they hopped on the back. In my back in the back. But it was, that's close. No, I picked up hitchhikers before on like long road trips. Okay. And my wife thinks I'm just like the stupidest person in the entire road.

I assume she was not in the car when you did this. She once she was, once she was, we picked up. But you know what it was? It was like a woman and her kid and they were walking along and I was like, you can't not pick up, you know. But it turned out the kid was a murderer. I was going to say. It's always the one you least expect.

Calling from the phone upstairs. No. Did you just get like a vibe off the other? It's always the one you least expect calling from the phone upstairs No, did you just get like a vibe off the other like did you ever pick up any men? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I had before I Just sending you up the edits Yeah, I took them back to my house for a good time I was going to throw it in there for you to say you don't have to do the work No, because like a woman and a child would be nice nor ordinarily consider less intimidating to pick out like a stranger Well, you could have seen this kid. I'm here. It's crazy

He was like a blindside. He was huge He barely fit in the car. I can't imagine you know, you drive you drive a mini Cooper now I can't imagine like I know you're pulling up to a hitchhiker and then be like I'll just wait for the Well, the thing is is like if he's gonna murder you There's not enough arm room to build up any velocity on the knife Being a trick stop What is it we live in a world now that you can't really hitchhike, you know or do that kind of stuff anymore It seems like if you do that that you are a crazy person instantly

Yeah, well, it's really not an easy thing to do like very few people pick you up anyway or do that kind of stuff anymore. It seems like if you do that, that you are a crazy person instantly. Yeah, well, it's really not an easy thing to do. Like very few people pick you up anyway. And then you have to make conversation with them. It would seem like at one point, it was an acceptable form of rotation. Was it ever? It seems like it was.

I don't know about that. More acceptable than now. Now more acceptable than now for sure. Yeah, it now, it's like the only people that hitchhiker, drifters, or if you break down, even then you're going to have your cell phone. So you're going to be going to have like, you's like the only people that hitchhiker drifters or if you break down, even then you're going to have your cell phone. So you're going to even have like, you know, one time I was

I was hitchhiking and a woman picked me up with a child and which is not too typical to be even if you're a female. And she was driving for a while. She's like, well, what happened to your car? What had it break down? I was like, oh, I'm just hitchhiking. I don't have a car. And she got really nervous.

I guess I was walking next to a car on the side of the road and you would realize it. Oh. And she thought I was broken down. And she got I could vision like she just tensed up immediately and like Man in excuse and dropped me off and like took off But yeah, so if you are hitchhiking stay next to a broken down car. Yeah, that's the way to do it Doesn't that just make you angry enough to murder someone? I mean God I'd be furious. I pull up my mind. Maybe stab people and then maybe eat them.

What they say is, who's that serial killer? And the school key for him talking about serial killers. But he was the one that- Well, we're talking about hitchhiking. Yeah. Well, he was the- John Wayne, yeah, he's the one they had looked like really normal. And to that one, another guy had three names.

It's just like, if you use all three names, you're gonna- And they're all like 50% genuine to me, serial killer. Yeah, one that's always Wayne, right? Isn't that like, if you use all three names, you're gonna like 50% you're gonna be a serial killer. Yeah, one that's always Wayne, right? Isn't that like if you have a middle name, Wayne, if you have Wayne in your name, you're more likely to kill people. Because it rhymes with insane. So when you're in the back.

It makes sense, you can wrap about you. It's easy, you see in the Wayne brain. Right. So now we got out of tune this, right? That's right. You guys are making so much work for me. Was it going so long? Get it last time? Wasn't John Wayne Gacy?

Was he the one who dressed up like a clown? Or was that someone else? No, he's the clown. I think you're right. Yeah. Who was Mark Harmon in the TV mood? Isn't dressing up like a clown just over here. Didn't Mark Harmon play a serial killer in the TV mood?

And one of those TV moods. Was it Ted Bundy? Oh, I don't know. Okay. I'm going to work on that. I've worked on that. Oh, really? I worked on it for one week. I did. I was just a beach seat. You were a body, right?

Were you corpse number two? I was funny. That's funny. That brings up another story. Okay, now you got to talk about it. You got me derailed. I know a guy who was, who's like his occupation, he like, he did a lot of dead body work. Don't ask me on this works. He worked on X files. He worked on X files like a dead body.

Like, he played dead bodies. Right, that was the thing, right? And like, he worked on X files, his head body, and the morgue. And it's like, they put him in the drawer. And I remember him telling me the story was like, yeah, they put me in the drawer. It's like between takes to get really quiet, you know that. But it's like, if it's really quiet, you don't want to say

anything because you don't want to, you know, fuck up's like it's really quiet You don't want to say anything because you don't know you know fuck up the right basically So he was like in the drawer like got really quiet and he like laid there and he laid there It was like five minutes ten minutes like all right clearly It's so he like struggles so out of the drawer like everyone's gone Like forgot about Lamp and drawer's like lunch is over. It's like, oh my god. That's the best thing.

Can you imagine that guys resume? It's going to be awesome. Like, ability to hold breath. Like, yeah, yeah. It looks slightly bloated. Yeah, it looks like it's slowly bloated. Not afraid of small spaces. It can float easily.

Can't float face down for up to three minutes without necessarily doesn't need to blink. They must have thought it was a method or something. I don't know. I should even say this. We shot on criminal lives we shot in a real morgue and it's like, ha ha ha. Let's look in the drawer and there's a dead body in the room. A real dead body. Well, that's not cool. They didn't have to. In a morgue. No, but that's there's no reason for that. That's horrible. Did they slay the extras? Are they pretty much out of a job

Man, it's been costs. Hey, it's Nathan. What's up, man? We're doing You're getting a check for a vendor. I have to step out from it. Okay, have fun with that No, it's now it's time to talk shit about Matt nonstop I feel like this is Been a super energetic podcast. I don't know fine. Keep keep up. Oh shit. Now Jeff's stepping in. Hey, what's up, homos? How's the Halo Reach, right? How's Reach? What are we talking about? We should be talking about Reach.

We've been talking shit about making movies, about serial killers, and extras who play dead bodies. And hitchhiking and stuff. I don't even know what that means, but I'll tell you what, I just from the shit out of some Halo Reach. Nice. How's that going?

Dude, it's awesome. You've had the game yet? Anybody? I have. I finished it. Do you beat it? Yeah. What do you think of the ending? It's good.

I don't want to spoil it, because I don't think some people have I Have not had an opportunity to Wander That's right. That is not making an inside What time you go home last night The covenant glass the planet early Yeah, what time you go home? I just I'm just curious what time you go home last night? Oh Early yeah like six then you went out to dinner with Jack Yeah, what time do you go home? Joel, I'm just curious. What time do you go home? Early.

Yeah, like six. Then you went out to dinner with Jack because you left your credit card at a restaurant. I heard I did. And then you went home and you had from second Joel got home. So second Joel got to work to play. A little reach sleeping. I don't even have a copy.

There's 10 coffees in this office. Back I'm out. I guess I can say so many excuse. So you've been in love with the game. You've been in love with the game. I'm glad you I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. So you've been in love with the game. I'm in love with the game. I'm glad you brought this up. I'm a fan of Poland-avended. And it's quick and it's painful, but you get it over with.

So I'm going to divorce you and Mary reach. Oh, okay. We had a good run. We had a really good run. It worked out for a while and then we had a so-so run and then it ended But yeah, it's a fantastic game. So what's up with serial killers? Oh, no, we were other other Are there any serious? Hitchhiker's and that naturally progressed to talk of serial killer. Oh, actually, yeah Do you remember the name of the serial killer who used to disguise himself as a hitchhiker like his car would break down and he looked normal and

He said no one would ever suspect me Is that who it was? Yeah, was it said money? There's a good looking killer Charmed all the women I thought he picked up hitchhikers. Am I wrong? Okay, what are those guys? Nothing in the zodiac right? You're the zodiac that's a he kept stuff in the freezer Jeffrey Dahmer Jeffrey Dahmer kept stuff in the freezer. Jeffrey Dahmer got beat to death in prison. Yeah, well a place I didn't tell money you people to my wrong? I don't think he ever ate anybody. Did he get? I mean, I don't know the guy. I mean, he body parts. I mean, I was going to eat it. I mean, I'm

did he like body part keeps things? There's something crazy with that if it's a nice body part. Yeah, people collect shit. It's like a piece of art. People like the green. He's a figure. He's a figure. He's a why you gonna judge him? Maybe you're saving. Oh, shit. I didn't see what they were. I reminded everyone earlier that Griffin's editing the podcast. Oh yeah, it's like jacked up. I'm gonna embrace it because he threw you on to the bus. You haven't even done it yet. What's fucked up?

What is that throwing under the bus? No, I agree to do it. Griffin's editing the podcast this week. She didn't tell anyone until right now. I missed a few things my images I you were right about finding square images. Yeah, I tried to like get by with some rectangular ones And it didn't work out like there's picture of Jeff and he's drinking out of a beer bottle And he's got his mouth over and he's has beer bottle caps on his eyes

But when it gets cut down because it has to be in like a square shape It just looks like you're giving it by the way way, at the Ramsey House, we call that Tuesday. So, anyway. So, in addition to Hila Reach, this is also the week that Red vs. Blue revelation and the recollection come out on DVD. As a matter of fact, the part of the reason I made the reached reference,

because I was editing a reach video, awesome Easter Egg egg by the way But part of the reason why I wasn't able to attend this podcast is because Matt and I were sending out our annual email blast Reminding people the revelation and recollection came out today. Nice. I just I actually just saw that email I did you know, yeah, absolutely cool and I encourage you to buy one or both of those guests and anyone else who's listening to our private conversation here Yeah, there you go jack Jack went to the best bite today And they had four copies for yeah, I went to the one over here the other day and they had two of the remastered box set the other day. They had four copies of recollection. Nice. So any revelations. I didn't ask sold out apparently. Yeah, this morning they had 186 copies. Now they've only got four so that's not sure

Very popular Reached hey by the way have you noticed have you talked about the move at all? Very very little we moved I'm not gonna give any more details now But I will say that we're next to a major like shopping area and since we've been in the shopping area There's a lot of halo and reverbs of blue fans that work at places like Chick-fil-A and Best Buy. I've run into like 10 people in the last 10 days that are like, hey, what's up, Jeff? I'm like, hello sir. I haven't run on anyone.

No, I'll buy. Yeah, Home Depot, too, and then. Oh, man. Yeah, Home Depot. Yeah. Did they spit in your food and your paint and your lumber? Yeah, they were. They were not fans.

Jeff likes that. By the way, so you should totally just do that. Yeah, that's a win to do at the Ramsey House. Yeah, lumber's fitting. We the Ramsey house Yeah, one person We have a contest we get around I have not noticed that there's the shopping complex down here. It's massive I didn't realize how big it was till we moved in over here. Yeah, and this like own like like like high waste Yeah, there's like in the freaking yeah, it's got some air because there's like two other areas

I didn't realize existed back there. It is endless parking lot with inlet. I, it's crazy. Yeah, I found a super target today. I had no idea That's been there the whole time. I went there yesterday. Did you? Yeah, I'll see you about I'm there. Is there's a fuck it. There's a hobby lobby Griffin and I ate a Japanese restaurant today. Oh, yeah, how was that she said yeah, just so she had even I didn't even know there was a Japanese restaurant I didn't either. Yeah, did you know there's a Korean barbecue place down there too? There's a couple I think. There's one across the interstate, too. Yeah, that's the one I'm talking about. Yeah, the fireplace. No, that's Vietnamese. Oh, okay. There is a fireplace. There's two fireplace. There's photo-tie song and some other place. Yeah. All right, there you go. Lots of restaurants for us to get tired of very quickly. Yeah, it's I want to still support local business and there's not a ton, there's a couple. There's some look. There's just seranos. That's local. There's a green mesquite. There's a green mesquite. There's a little bit of little little. Is that local? Yeah. There's a waterloo ice house. There is? Yeah. Wow.

There's a third base, which I think is like a local bar. Is that local? You know, Jack should make like an achievement hunter map for this parking lot with all the other things. Yeah, no kidding, right? He kidding right interactive that yeah, that's a great idea Actually, we had somebody at the tech company. We're Gus on a show. I was gonna bring. Yeah, we had this girl Name in Tucker who that was not her The people call their in Tucker and She she we ate you know, cuz it's like 200 people that were to that company everybody ate out for lunch So she made an interactive menu guide in our knowledge base that you could go find all the menus for all the restaurants

We should do something like that. I'm into pick up some menus the other day and bring them back But I left them at the restaurant dude. I ate at that sub shop. Did you recommend it the other day? Yeah, it's good. Look that's a chain from New Jersey and they had some of the hottest hall of pages I've ever had my entire life and that holds back so I'm out That place is really good and third base is a local change. Just so you know Jeff That the chicken Parmesan sandwich is like yeah, that was great. We moved on that to talking about a restaurant So we went from we went from serial killers who eat people to Restaurant that's as soon as you guys hungry

We enter the part of the podcast that Bernie normally hates which is when we talk endlessly about local restaurants He says no one else in the world cares about it, but I don't think he's not a people came to town to eat at some local restaurants Yeah, well, there's a group that was formed right yeah rooster feast And even if they don't care about it. I mean, let's hope there's not a lord. I want to talk about it So there's not a group that forms about eating people As encouraged by I mean, let's hope there's not a lot of people. I want to talk about it. There's not a group of the forms about eating people. As encouraged by. Yeah, we were just talking about how big that place is.

How big that fucking shopping center is and none of us ever realized it. The South Park. Yeah, it's kind of crazy. There's every cuisine down there in the world and then merged. one. Everything. There was a Mexican place in a Chinese place next to each other and I think they opened a Mexican Chinese like the middle. I got to do a drive-through there for a jacket of box and it's like I got I could order Starbucks. It was that I mean it was that I mean it was that you end up in another drive through. It was that. And by the end thing, it's great. It's like a Taco Bell over it. It's very convenient. Like I always say that there's only so many

configurations of shopping centers in America, right? Like shopping centers either have a Marshalls or a Ross. They'll either have a Target or a Walmart. You have a pet coat or a pet smart. This one has all of them. Yeah it does. It's crazy. It's got all that stuff. I don't know how there's enough people in this area to support all that stuff It's like because on the other side you go on the backside of the office like empty fields Yeah, I think they're they're appealing to all the suburbs down south like the Udo and Kyle and that stuff Well, and like a lot of that development and just to east of here and west of here I guess like from those towns that are sort of joining into South Austin. Yeah. I don't understand it because it's like Congress where we're at, breaks down to, like,

a two-lane road. Yeah. And it's not a very well-maintained two-lane road. It's just, I just took driver's seat. This is so really weird. Yeah. Yeah, to be careful in those two-lane roads because 40% of all access is very, very cool. What was your score?

What did you get? What was that? What did you get? What was your score? What did you get? What did you get? What was your score? I got I missed three questions The whole thing. So you got a mostly smiley face. I got mostly smiley face Yeah, it's just my face a little bit of smirk on Like the smoke face got one eye brow So what did you what did you do that caused you to take defensive driving? I don't know speeding or something. You don't know. You don't drive. So I had a night where I remember we were back downtown and it was like hey should we go look at the new office and it's like okay this

is an excellent opportunity for me to go check out new office to check out my commute from South Austin to Northwest Austin. So I go down the office check it out and start driving drive about a half an hour and realize this is way way way too far I'm gonna have to move and I think to myself if I even have to commute this one time I'm gonna get a speeding ticket as soon as I thought that Lights and I get pulled over I get pulled over I get the ticket the guys like well I would let you go but you have so many tickets I have to give you this one Great okay, it's forgive me to take it and as I pull away from the ticket

I'll be setting every warning light on my dashboard goes off. And apparently what had happened is I drive over like a bolt and the bolt had like pierced my tire and like I had a totally flat tire by run flat tires. So I couldn't tell where that it just, it snowballed into a whole, a whole thing that like happened two months ago that I'm still paying for now. So you were out running by karma and then you had to get stopped. And the guy, so the, and we're right next to a police station now. Oh, right. The guy who pulled you over, he said to you, like, I see so many other people

who have given you tickets that I have to join the club. And then he smiled down. It's like gravity. I always wonder if that's a thing. It's like, it's like, so like, like, I gave this guy, you know, a speeding ticket. And here he is, he should give him one too. I knew a guy who was a cop who actually gave his own mother a speeding ticket. What? Back in the morning.

I mean, when you got to get that sort of amount of speed, you can take it's written in that month. You can't mess around. I figure out you have to have a pool. It's a movie tickets written in that month, you know you can't mess around I Mother But like if you pull over your mother then maybe like you have to give her the ticket otherwise you're gonna be accused Right, no, but his mother, you know, yeah, yeah, or whatever by the force, but it's like, God, I would not want to get a Christmas of that out. You know, your comment about mashed potatoes reminded me of a story I read the other day

is a new story. And I guess this man in Kentucky was upset with his wife because she undercooked his eggs for breakfast. I read that too. So he murdered her, her brother, no, he murdered he murdered her her sister her sister's husband and like their kid Do you think the thing that was so fun and shot himself? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was so weird You mean that or they chicken eggs? What kind of eggs cars? They were cadbury eggs Chocolate on the outside

I was so weird about that article. It wasn't that guy. Like there was a quote from somebody, I think it was in a trailer part. Yeah, it was. Somebody he ran over into another trailer and that's where all the, she ran to the trailer first and then he followed her over there and through all the, the, the murderer. There was like another guy in the trailer park who said, no, I don't know why you would kill somebody over eggs.

That just seems crazy. It's it's like yeah it's crazy now you know it's a mental institution this is media in the United States of America because this happened like I remember the market crash we had the huge market crash and so many murdered his family it was like market crashes dude murders family it's like no seriously obviously there was some dysfunction how they going on it The headline should have been crazy dude kill Swamley. I'm gonna miss them. Don't blame the market. I'm gonna make a I'm gonna miss interpret your statement to say you think that the guy murdered those people because of the egg recall from

Iowa or Idaho or whatever it's like it's like what what headline can we put on this? Yeah to make sure It's like a galvanizing national moment. You man puts on wrong shirt causes World War Two. You know, I can't pay attention to anything y'all are saying anymore because I'm imagining eating scrambled Cadbury eggs now. No, right? I had to go there too.

Like, what if you're like deep fried them? Like at a crispy, like they do that at the same time. So they fear where they take stuff and they just deep fry the hell out of like chocolate And that's gonna be awesome. I'm getting a cracky cracky. Get like the new get out and like scramble that up and put it in the skillet. I bet that's good. Dude.

Well, someone's gonna have to try this. I'm gonna get some tortillas and we're gonna have some Cadbury egg breakfast burritos. But tortillas out of business. Oh my god, this wasn't the best thing ever. Or the worst thing. What have you ever had? It's like chocolate with um, like spicy stuff. I'm pretty sure we're describing something that's in the anarchist cookbook. Like I'm pretty sure you do that and somehow you accidentally create napalm. Right. It's got to be.

But it has this like ice cream chocolate ice cream taco. It's chocolate tacos. Yeah, it's so good. It's so good. I haven't had one in years. I haven't either. There's a taco bell across the street. Do you think that I'm going there right now?

Did they have one there? They used to. I don't know if they still carry them. You know, the best, I hate to say, but you know the best thing I've ever tasted in my entire life and it's so stupid It's those chocolate little bastard chocolatey things abdominals. I don't even know what that is Those things are horrible. I mean you take them and you freeze them and I mean like you like those little chocolate cakes And they're like hot and then you take it quick freeze it. Oh, the lady. Yeah, I don't want to like those things

I really don't like those things. They're so good We should do something with that. It's like you know you're making a deal with the devil when you bite into it. And you're like, I love you, devil. You know, I mean, it doesn't matter. At the old office, when people were working late, we'd order dominoes. And it seemed like no matter what happened,

whoever ordered the dominoes somehow, like mysteriously one of those cakes would also appear with all the pizzas. And we're like, one of the cakes. We're like, oh, like 17 of those cakes. There's cake here too. That's correct. Look at that. It needs to remain un-eaten and everyone would with all the pizzas. We're like, one of the cakes. We're like, oh, like 17 of those cakes. There's cake here too. That's correct. That needs to remain un-eaten and everyone just eat the cake.

It was, and the worst thing about those cakes too is like, you pick them up out of the box and you eat them. You expect like pizza to be greasy and leave a grease stain in the box, but those little cakes leave a grease stain. How do they do that? It's like they put pizza grease oil in those cakes. They just spray everything out of them. Do you think Jeffrey Dom would have conversations with themselves about what part of the human he What? How do they do that? It's like they put pizza grease oil in those cakes. Yeah. They just spray everything out of that.

Do you think Jeffrey Donald would have conversations with himself about what part of the human he thought was the best part of the human? Is that similar? There's going to be like a cannibal cookbook out there, right? Like what wine goes well with head or something like that? I'm sorry. We're like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh We got to be careful about this we taught I'd be a couple weeks ago I talked about how you and I it was socially acceptable with eat a Poise, right? I'm not gonna eat it. There was like a whole big deal a whole big rig of a row about it

People got been out of shape. Well, I mean there's just things about the the planes that crash in the mountains and stuff. And there's like, people done it, right? And people will tell you, no, I would never do that. I'd rather starve in that. That's the thing. No, no, that's bullshit. I think any human being is just about capable of anything if you put them in the right place. Well, yeah, and like, how many people, how many, you out there you said you would not eat human if you were starving?

Have you ever gotten close to starving? Do you have any idea what it feels like? Yeah, and if you ever tried them with those little chocolate things, then now that's good. Man, together they're really good. You get the person to eat a whole bunch of Cadbury experts. I got it. It's like a surprise. You eat, if you can manage to eat an entire Cadbury egg, you're not going to eat anything for a while.

Oh, man. Oh, you know, actually speaking up weird. And you met some of the people this office. I've never met a person. President Coving has excluded. Oh, no. okay. So getting back to weird candy combinations. Our friend, Cranky, said he'd made smores with peeps. Oh, yeah. And if he put them over the fire, like the sugar on the outside, caramelizes, it's best we really get.

It's pretty good. The best thing to do with the peep is just taking the microwave. Yeah, there was a bunch of videos. So they did it blow up up people murdering peeps like it'll fill the microwave oh really yeah the best thing to do with peeps is actually to throw them away yeah just leave them on the shelf and move along you guys home a Cali no we have not I've not segwayed into that yet hey there's something in this Jeff we have we knew this this girl who worked at the tech company with us a long time ago

and one day she showed up to work with like a super buzz cut like super shaved head. We're like oh that's like a schnato corner. Yeah like a decided to shave your head. She's like I was microwave peeps last night and as I was taking the peep out of the microwave I stepped on my cats tail and it scared me and the peep went up into the air and landed in my hair and it like hardened instantly and I couldn't get it out so I had to cut all my hair off.

It like burned her head. It was fucking awful. how was the cat? The cat was laughing. Hey, I came in here because somebody just sent me a really funny personal comment. I don't know if you guys have talked about Halo Reach at all today. We should be. We should be. We should be. We should be. Why aren't we not spending more time? Somebody just said, hey Jeff, I've got some good news for you.

Your bloodline is going to last to the 25 century, what, 25, 50 or whatever? 26th century. Yeah, 26th century. The bad news is he's gonna get shot in the junk and then stuck with a sticky grenade. You wanna elaborate? Yeah, so if you guys haven't played Halo Reach, it's this new video game by Bungie, it's really awesome.

And they were cool enough to put all of us in as characters in the game side characters Yeah, and so like when you're Marines that you can recruit into your fire squad Yeah, like when you're driving when you run around the game sometimes you can recruit Marines and by recruit them I mean you stand next to them and then I'll like hey look at Spartan. Let's hit a ride on that train And then they died two seconds later There's a lot of peeps you'll see like Bernie or Gus or Jeff from Madeline. I have not encountered myself yet. I've seen myself in screenshots. But was that screenshot that you sent?

That was from the game website review, right? I have the game trailers review of Halo Reach. That's pretty cool. So you're getting suppressed. Yeah. All right, that's it. Jeff out. All right, see you Jeff.

Yeah, it's a shame. Bernie was up there actually in Seattle for the Halo Reach launch at the, what's it called the EMP the experience the music project and He said it was pretty cool. It was called the amp Yeah, it was it was pretty packed apparently and I guess there were a bunch of people in line So we we ordered and sent like a ton of pizzas out to the people who were at the front of the line Jack had a weird experience ordering that pizza too because he we had to call a couple different places. First place said, uh, we're too busy and we don't have enough drivers so call our other location. And the next location

said, um, we don't have enough dough for that. I mean, you don't have enough dough for 10 pizza. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I thought those the ridiculous. But what they did was they gave uh, Jack the phone over to a competitor, like another pizza place, like a local pizza place. And I don't remember the first place he called me was like a chain, like pizza, or a domino, or whatever, but they gave him, then I was like, this place is really good. Call me a place and say, wow. Yeah, that was really interesting.

And so he did, and that's where the pizza came from, a local place. I think that turned out to be some good press for that place, because I saw tons of pictures on Twitter and on our website from people like taking pictures and You know talking about the pizza. Yeah, it was pretty cool And I'm always thinking that like we're gonna like you know Like try to meet Halo fans and they won't know who we are at all But it was like like the second guy in line had a sword shirt on yeah, which is really cool. That was awesome It's a shame that we couldn't get dominoes to send any of those cakes

Reach line would have dispersed Box they would have all been in coma Well, it's important to get your sugar level up to the appropriate level without getting ready to play reach right? That was the other funny thing from that call is that they were gonna send some drinks with it and That was the other funny thing from that call, is that you're gonna send some drinks with it. And Jack said, yeah, I just sent a couple of like two leaders or whatever. And the guy said, okay, yeah, would you want like one coke and one diet coke? And he's like, no, no, no, this is going to gamers. No diet coke.

Only like coke and force of extra sugar in it. Can you fit four leaders of coke into a two-liter bottle? I'm sure. I just put this syrup. I just put this syrup. I mean, I send the raw. How can we make this even more unhealthy and terrible for people? Do we have that technology?

No, but it was good. I wish I could have gone up there, but it seemed like everyone had a good time. Yeah, it seemed pretty cool. This is a second event, I think, that they've had out there at that EMP. Didn't they have another event? Like a year ago, two years ago? Yeah, there was. I'm trying to. Is that what it was? I think it was for the ODEV launch.

That is just such a cool building. And like the whole thing is just, you know. Yeah, I've seen it from the inner state. I haven't, I've never really gotten too close to it. It's a, it's kind of weird looking. I've seen it from I-5, I guess. Yeah. I like driving out there. It's pretty cool. I know, this seems like these days I only get up to Seattle once a year for Pax. Yeah, it's really much, we see the inside of a convention center and then we see a bar and then we see

I saw that on Sunday at packs. I saw Luke McKay drawing a picture of you laying down on a table Jesus Christ look me can try to draw on me What I was on the table so you put beer in my belly and I thought that's kind of funny I guess Luke came up with that on his own And then I saw the pictures for you I was doing the other side of the bar when that was happening and I was like, woo! I saw Matt on the table, which is the second time that that's happened in like a couple months where I'm across a room of drunk people I see Matt like on top of a table screaming with hands above head

And I slowly saw all the bartenders look at Matt, look at each other and then start slowly moving all the bartenders look at Matt, look at each other and then start slowly moving. That was Matt, thankfully he had gotten down by the time, but don't die. That was a shaky table too. It looked really not more sturdy before I got on it. You nearly got enrolled out of bars in almost every state in this country I bet at this point. I have gotten enrolled out of bars in almost every state in this country. You got rolled out of that. I got rolled out of that. I got sent to you. You got to go that time. But even busters. No, there was a hotel bar. No, there was a hotel bar. I got almost a hotel bar. I got almost a hotel bar. I got almost a hotel bar. I got almost a hotel bar. I got almost a hotel bar.

What was that, Jolte? You dropped. I was just too drunk. And the problem was that they made this. Everyone at David Busters wear ties. Then there's this nice and very nice little girl who work there wear ties. And that was already But he'd had the stupor going and the waitress walks up She's a little she was a little you know snitty or whatever was she? Probably not but I might have been well No, when I said I just looked at the tie and I said nice tie did you get that for father's day?

And she didn't like that And then some other guys came over there and suddenly there was trouble for Matt tied did you get that for Father's Day and she didn't like that at all and then some other guys came over there and suddenly there was trouble for Matt. Hey you are on the proverbial table at that point. I mean if you're not on the literal table, I think I peed inside one of the stand-up arcade machines and I'm not sure what God. God. Matt gets a title. No one will just claim us for that. Matt gets stereotype drunk. I mean, I mean, around you one time in your drunk, it was in Atlanta at DragonCon.

I don't. Was I there? Yeah, you were there. You bought... Oh, that was when we bought moonshine. We bought a moonshine. We bought moonshine? Yeah, that was a...

We got moonshine and something else. It was like... Like, raccoon... I don't know. It was like he came in jar form and he was like, brought it in all praises. It was really cool. And then, and then three days later, we woke up in a swamp or something.

I don't know what happened to that. People got to count down with those jars. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if I can go to another restaurant where it's like, huh, look, we have jars and so glasses. It's like, just give me a glass. Just give me a glass.

I don't need a jar of food. Like, they're out of control with that. Like, we're jars and so of glasses. It's like, just give me a glass. Just give me a glass. I don't need a jar of food. Like, they're out of control with that. Like, we're gonna show you we're so down to earth that we're gonna put everything in a jar. Like, if meals gonna be in a jar, you go to the bathroom at the restaurant, and it's just a jar. It's just a jar.

That's the danger, right? That's why you don't want to drink out of a jar. Gross. Gross, right. Damn, I'm hot in here now. What happened? Don't fire up about the jars. All right. What else has happened? We covered reach we covered our DVD launch

We covered many many drunk and exploits Just made a short We've talked about frag dude in the past. You talk about it again if you want. No, okay, that was a Terran up the internet, I think I said this in another podcast, but my wife showed that short to my mother-in-law for some reason. And uh, for some reason. My mother-in-law was silent the whole time and then when it was done, she said, let's never speak of this again. Well, that's, you know, that's not bad. At least you don't have to bring it up again. She know about the internet

Not really not really hey, what happened? There's no takebacks on the internet right here. I mean what's it's out there It's out no take back. I haven't seen that blonde wig since that short. Do you still have it? Yeah, I brought it in it's in the props section I brought it in you wanted to take it home for personal use or something I forgot I was let me just say I wouldn't touch that wig if I were you I Found your bag of like wet clothes that I just had sitting for. Did you throw a mouse? Yeah. We just packed up and made those clothes into a trash bag.

Zipped it up thinking, if we do a the, on the, you know, horrible chance to do a reshoot, we'll have these clothes. But then they will do. We keep doing that again and again and again. Like we'd love to take in what used gross nasty clothes. Let's stick it in a bag for surprise later. Yes. Well, it's not the bag is to make sense, like to transport it to a washing machine,

but that doesn't have a hard time. That's what happens. That's what it never happens. Well, we've got, do we have a washing machine here yet? Or is that coming? Oh, we're gonna have one? We're gonna have one, yeah. Thanks. So come on over, visit Rooster Teeth and wash your clothes

No, I've got I've got something to plug. Well, it's not even really ready, but I'm working on book for with loop mk right now Oh nice very cool. Yeah, so it should be ready for Christmas awesome great. We're gonna have a bunch of cool stuff This Christmas really yeah awesome. We are we got the The book the comic book we'll do another calendar and Jeff Williams is gonna put out a a CD. Oh nice So it's working on the other day like it is our secret project. Yeah, that's a secret project I'm sure I heard some of the stuff that that he's been sending in and it's fucking phenomenal It's so awesome. It's pretty funny. Is it? Yeah, it's good. It's great. I mean, he's very, he's, I mean, competent is, you know, not strong enough for he's really good. Yeah, it's great. Yeah, I should have a voice. Those guys are some talented mofos. Yeah, I don't get music. I really don't know. I know you're a musician of some kind. Of some kind. You play. How many years do you play?

Um, I don't know. At the same time. At the same time. Yeah. I'm like the guy from a dual Vodville things with a big bass drum on my, uh, my Yes. Simmelon you need. Yeah. That's right. That's right. Um, I play a couple, but let me, nothing like Jeff. I mean, Jeff's crazy. It's like, hey, you know, it'd be good on this song is this and it's like, okay, there it is. It's like, okay, let's take two seconds. Have you tried to stump him? Like, just come up with wacky instruments. No one's ever heard of and see if he's just got one. I'm I keep trying to get him to play a accordion, but he plays accordion. I know. And for some reason, like, they're not two accordions at the same time. Yeah, doing accordions. That would be a party right there. You should find some Tibetan folk music or some Tibetan folk instrument

and ask for some of that stuff. Yeah, throat singing. If anyone could do throat singing. That just sounds so dirty. No, no, no, no. It just happens on Tuesday night. It's a two-way. Is it two-way and two-way?

So you get a Cadbury cream egg and just some throat singing. Get some wine. It's like a small wine. I have so much to do it. And they can actually harmonize with themselves. So you get a Cadbury cream egg and just throw it singing Get some wine I have so many do it and they can actually harmonize with them So like sing two tones at the same time. It's ridiculous. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know what you're talking about It's crazy. It's like a like there's a whistle and then there's like a base at the same time that's happening Yeah, so it's only if you swallow a digery do

Yeah, that's okay You just get it like set up in your throat now. You two great links. You have Throat singing and did you redo? We should stop making creating things for me to link it takes a long time. Oh I forgot you're doing the links this time. I just name a bunch of different things. So is this new animal that they discovered last week? But the rhinolifant? Yes. One time my wife and I went on a trip to, like we took a vacation a few years ago and we went up to Niagara Falls and on the Canadian side of the falls it's very, I don't know if it's American side but on the Canadian side it's very touristy and they have like, you know, like stuff for kids like Ferris wheels and they have like these giant, you know, dinosaurs statue set up all over the place. So we tried to take bad pictures of the dinosaurs like the triceratops and then we came back to Texas and we tried to convince her sisters that they were animals that they had in Canada at the zoo and we talked too much for each we told her that the triceratops was right

now with it like have you never heard of the right now with it what are you stupid she didn't she didn't buy it she didn't fall for, but we had a lot of fun trying to set it up. I tried to convince somebody at one point that there was something called the Louisiana Land Lobster. They were like hide and trees and like swoop out of trees and try and catch birds and like that's you know But that was in college. You might have There is some kind of crazy like so it sounds like a landlough so it's like this prawn and it's only in South Africa I think you guys know what I'm talking about a prawn like a tiger yeah it sounds like it's like a like a

like a popcorn it's like a cross between a bug and a like a crud and it lives in the mud and like comes out a bug in a crud I swear I will find it and I will link it when it sounds like it's something that is basically almost the bug isn't it? Well yeah most like shrimp are like crud ads 90% bug or ocean insects then we eat them it's funny yes you talk about the Louisiana land lobster I think the first couple times I went to Australia they tried to trick me and tell me like oh you have to be careful we have these things called drop bears here they're like bears that learn the tree and they'll fall down it.

And then while you're in the head, I'm like, you're stupid. I'm not gonna fall for that. They're like, oh, almost everyone falls for it. But then after the story gets as well, it was gone. Why did they even have to make up animals in Australia? No, I know. There's so many ridiculous animals.

And they're all venomous. Like the platypus. Like the top, like the top, like 10 venomous snakes in the world like 10 of them are in Australia right? But the platypus is the best venomous animal to me because you know the platypus puts its venom in you. It's like little spurs right? It kicks you.

Yeah. It's got like venom on one foot. Wait a minute the platypus is venomous. Yeah. Yeah. It's got like little spurs on its legs. I think it's only on one leg. It's like one leg.

I think it's just one leg and like if it kicks you with that leg like that's the killin kick. You know what in the fuck? I don't know. It's like some kind of strange martial artist. It could kill you if it's the one leg from when it's really angry. Be careful it's putting all of its weight on its right leg. It's getting set up. My favorite part about the platypus though is when you go to see them in the zoo. Yeah, it's in the platypuserie. That's your idea. That's the best thing in the world.

It sounds like the worst James Bond movie ever. Glad to see you. Jesus, it's every animal down there. It's like if it looks at you, then all of a sudden, you have venom. And all the animals there drink really big like cans of beer too Just very strange Not fosters it's some beer some beer you've never heard of poopers or

Victoria bitter. Yeah, or James Boer or something. Yeah, James Boer. We've talked about that in a long time I'm fucking love me some James Boer. I know you do Speaking of animals that drink beer my cat drinks beer. You can't love me She won't drink like lo and star any light beer. She only goes for like she likes stouts Oh really? Yeah, I think it's because she's from right now set about that. No, I mean he gets annoyed if he she comes up and licks Is the bottle or whatever and she also likes gin. She likes to she likes to smell it I don't let her drink it because I don't know what it can do to her cuz smells gonna fly I don't know like yeah, but gin and stout like that's her those are her drinks

My dogs my dogs kind of a jack-and-cope kind of guy That's who doesn't her drinks. My dog's kind of a jack-and-cope kind of guy. My dog's kind of a jack-and-cope kind of guy. Oh, really? No, no. My platypus just drinks old-fashioned. Fucking dandy that platypus. I had a no-fasher for the first time the other day at Best Downtown.

Oh, really? Because I like the name of it. I don't know. That's all I've been drinking It was like rubbing alcohol. No, no, no, it's rye and sugar and bitters and Either an orange or a lemon slice depending on my mindset and sometimes a little spritz of a mine must have been rye and rye Yeah, if you have it you have the citrus definitely and I like it if I just feel like sipping and I don't want to let myself drink too much Because I can't drink it fast. You know there's a big old-fashioned drinker.

Who? That sounds like I'm saying he's old-fashioned. He's like, I drink really slow out of a jar. We've already talked about that. We already talked about the jars. It's a Vic. Oh yeah. The actual Vic.

Hey dude, that Vic. So he was based on a real guy. He's based on a real guy and he actually is the Louisiana land lobster But no he was he's the guy that turned me on to the old fashioned nice I feel like a drinks like that I feel our old you know I'm besides the name I feel like the old fashioned drinks like that are older drinks that you didn't hear of very much like a Manhattan There well the Manhattan I still feel like you kind of heard about, but drinks like that, like old fashioned and other ride-based drinks.

I feel like are having a resurgence because of mad men. Oh, definitely. Definitely. That's, you know, such a period piece set in the early 60s. You know, it's making people remember these drinks that people had in drunken forever. I mean, everything kind of from the 60s is having a resurgence. Like, I slap women a lot more often. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don, I don't, I don, I don't, I don't, I don, I don, I don't, I don't, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don't, I don't. I don't, I don't, I don't, I just keep belts out of my car. Fuck it.

That's the thing I don't get. I hate it when people go on about how great things are on the past. It drives me crazy. It's like who are they great for? You know, I just, you know, I just, yeah. I mean, if you're a like, I, or if you just remember, if you're a kid and you had a great time, like building for it, it's like, oh, well, the past was great because I didn't have to think about anything you know Yeah, anyway, I'm spell it rant that's your rant for the time. Yep done for a minute All right, well, we should probably wrap things up because I know everyone has a lot of things to do

It's been fun having you guys here. Yeah What you know this I just remember this was supposed to be our We should talk about revelation. We should have talked about something. Well, it wasn't it. Yeah about it a little bit. You want to talk some more about Revelation? It's really good buy it today I hear I hear best wine. That's a cool coffee. We have a grand Monte. Yeah, we should get Monty in here and Talk about Revelation at some point like the process creating it at some point. We should probably talk about video games Yeah, we talk about reach Yeah, I mean other stuff's coming out though.

Oh yeah, yeah, anything else you got to talk about? I guess no. See? Cabela's is gonna release a Louisiana Land Lobster Hunter Day, right? I'm waiting for Planet Poster E2. Alright, well we should wrap things up. Thanks for listening everyone. Bye.

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